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Narrator:
Space.
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Man has long wondered
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What it would be like tosoar to the stars.
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However, before a man could gointo space, there was...
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On thebefore my time channel.
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That's my great-great-grandpa
grinka!
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Your great-great-grandpa
was the first monkey in space?
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That's incredible!
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Yep!
He was a hero.
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A groundbreaker!
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Who would have thought that
our little minka
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Would be related to
such a big hero?
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Because I've never done anything
important like grandpa grinka?
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Well, uh, no.
You've done great things too.
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Once I saw you put your
entire foot in your mouth.
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Uh, that was me, see?
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( grunts )
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( chattering and laughing )
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You're a great artist,
minka.
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Your work has been seen
by millions.
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Well okay, maybe not millions,
but...
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One, two, three, four...
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My art
isn't important.
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Not like space travel.
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I want to do something
earth-shattering
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Ooh! I could invent
a glass orb
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That lights up
when you flick a switch.
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Uh, that one's
already been done.
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Darn!
Everything's already been done.
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Pepper:
You know what hasn't been done?
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No pet has ever landed
on the planet mars.
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Ah! Great idea!
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Minka, that's not
as simple as it sounds.
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For one thing, you'd need
to build a spaceship.
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Okay, you start building one,
and let me know when it's ready.
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I can't wait!
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Mmm, okay,
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Maybe it is as simple
as it sounds.
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¶ you think aboutall the things ¶
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¶ that you love to do
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¶ it all comes true
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¶ you find a placeyou never knew ¶
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¶ where you're happyto just be you ¶
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¶ at the littlest pet shopyou and me ¶
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¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah, yeah
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¶ at the littlest pet shopyou and me ¶
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So blythe, this dog
runs into a restaurant,
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And the waiter says,
"we don't serve pets here!"
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And the dog says,
"that's okay, I'm not hungry!"
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( laughing )
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It's so good.
What the huh?
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It's a joke!
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Yeah, well,
all right, so it needs work,
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But I still have a week.
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The school is having
a student comedy show.
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And we scored the coolest
celebrity to judge it.
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Really? Who?
I'll give you a hint:
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Bob flemingheimer!
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For real?
Bob flemingheimer from
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Late afternoonwith bob flemingheimer?
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Bob flemingheimer's gonna be
at blythe's school?
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Oh, I wish
I could meet him.
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Ooh, yeah!
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That is "flemingheimer"
to you, penny ling.
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He's only the greatest late
afternoon talk show host, ever!
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He's given hundreds of stand-up
comedians their big break!
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"and now, let's give
a big bob hi to...
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Bob flemingheimer!"
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( cheering and applause )
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Let's give a big bob welcome
to a promising young comedienne,
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Who can usually be seen
performing
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Every day
at littlest pet shop...
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Pepper!
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( crowd cheering )
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Thank you! Thank you!
It's great to be here.
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So yesterday,
my owner took me to school.
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Show and smell.
Show and smell, get it?
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Ha-ha! You know, skunks are
smarter than you might think.
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After all, we make
a lot of scents! Ha-ha!
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Ah, but seriously,
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You know how to keep me
from smelling?
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Just hold my nose!
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Give her a big hand,
everybody.
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Funniest skunk
I have ever seen.
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Funny stuff,
funny stuff.
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Oh, thank you, bob.
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Thank you! Ha-ha!
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P-p-p-pepper!
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Huh? Oh.
Sorry, penny ling.
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So are you gonna sign up for
the comedy show, blythe?
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Ah, I don't think so.
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I don't really know
very many jokes.
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Aw, I understand.
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Hey blythe, ask me why
I'm the funniest guy around.
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Why are you
the funniest guy aro--
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Timing!
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Ah, keep working on it,
jasper.
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Aw, too bad that comedy show
is just for human students.
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I guess I can only dream
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Of being a real
life stand-up comedian.
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Don't give up, up, up
on your dream, pepper!
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But I'm a pet, not a people.
Minka: Zoom!
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You can't let the fact that
we're pets
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Stop us from
achieving our dreams!
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Just look at me...
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( minka crashes, grunts )
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Your dream is
to crash into a wall?
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No! I'm an astronaut
in training!
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The tire swing
simulates
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The g-forces
I'll encounter in space.
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I'm gonna be
the first monkey on mars!
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Three, two, one...
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Blast off!
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( triumphant theme playing )
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Astronaut minka to
mission control, do you read me?
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I can see mars straight ahead.
Am I clear to land?
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Russell ( over radio ):
All clear, astronaut min---
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( alarm blaring )
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Astronaut minka,
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We're detecting foreign objects
coming toward you!
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Taking evasive action!
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( flushes )
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Minka:
Look out! Ooh! Watch it!
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Eeek! My fault!
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Yikes!
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Phew!
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Mission control,
I think I'm clear.
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My ship is bruised!
My ship is bruised!
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Russell:
Initiate separation frommain boosters!
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It's the only way!
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Must...Initiate...
Separation...
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( whimsical theme playing )
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Minka:
Separation complete!
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The banana is under control.
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Russell:
Excellent work,astronaut minka.
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Now make us proud!
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Roger, mission control.
Over and out.
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( minka yelling )
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Minka, we've done it.
We've made your spaceship.
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What?
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It's a creamyish dreamyish
spacy-casey shipwhich!
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Buttercream helped us outfit
the baking canister
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Now, if my calculations
are correct,
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The force of the whipped cream
will propel the canister up,
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Smashing through the roof,
into space,
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And all the way...
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To mars!
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ha-ha-ha!
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Can I try it? Can I try it?
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Not yet.
First, we need a dry run.
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Bring in the test pilot!
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( squeaks )
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( suspenseful theme playing )
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Now then,
stand by for lift off.
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Three, two, one.
Blast off!
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( squeaks )
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Sorry, minka.
I guess I failed.
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Failed?
No, no, no, no, no.
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This prototype is
a perfect first step.
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Penny ling:
A tasty first step.
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Mmm, yum, yum, yum!
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Before they finally got
the first rocket into space.
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Huh. That's true.
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I have faith in you,
russell.
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You can do it!
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Heh, okay.
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Nothing's gonna stop me
from achieving my dreams!
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I can't wait to get
to mars!
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Minka, you've inspired me.
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If you can make your dreams
come true, then so can I.
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Both:
Blythe, I need you
to make me a costume!
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( laughing ):
Well! Okay, who's first?
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I need a spacesuit with a helmet
and space stuff
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Uh, okay,
one mars-quality spacesuit.
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I've got to get back to
mission control. Thanks, blythe.
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Okay, pepper, what's your
costume gonna be?
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A person!
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A person?
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And then I can enter the
comedy contest at your school.
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Make me a pretty blonde lady
with blue eyes!
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Oh, and give me a moustache.
Moustaches are funny.
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Pepper, even if you
looked like a person,
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Nobody but me can understand
what you're saying, remember?
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Ugh! You're right!
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But I need to be a person
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To enter the comedy show
at your school.
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Wait a second.
You're a person, blythe!
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You can enter
the contest!
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Uh, just one prob.
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Like I told jasper,
I don't know any good jokes.
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Aw, not to worry.
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All you'll need to do is
get on stage and deliver it.
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Hmm...
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It's my dream in life to have
bob flemingheimer hear my jokes.
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You're my only hope.
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Gee, I don't know...
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Please, please, please,
please, please...
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Please, please, please,
please, please...
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Okay, okay!
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I'll enter the comedy show
for you.
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Woo-hoo!
Zippity zinga!
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Russell:
Three, two, one...
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Blast off!
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( russell groans )
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Strawberry whipped cream isn't
any more powerful than vanilla.
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But it's
strawberra-lish delish!
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Mmm-mmm!
I don't know, russell.
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Maybe we can't build
a spaceship
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Powerful enough
to take minka to mars.
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Can't?
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( upbeat theme playing)
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Did isaac newton say "can't"
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When that fig
fell on his head? No!
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Did the pilgrims say "can't"
when they invented stuffing?
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No!
Suddenly, I am hungry.
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Oh, sure, when I first took on
this task, I had my doubts.
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But not anymore!
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Minka's dream has become
my dream!
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Somehow, some way,
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I'll have this spaceship ready
to fly to mars
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And beyond!
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( clapping and cheering )
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Oh, thank you, russell!
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Do you really think you
can make a working spaceship?
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Nah. Not a chance.
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( all groan )
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But that doesn't mean minka's
dreams have to be shattered.
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I have an idea.
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Okay, blythe, it's time for
a little joke telling 101.
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Hello, people!
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Hey, you know why there are
no seagulls down by the bay?
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Because then they'd be
bay gulls!
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Get it? Bagels?
( both laughing )
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Pepper: Cream cheese, bagels.
That's a good one, pepper.
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I've got a million of them.
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And after I teach them to you,
you'll be ready
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To impress bob flemingheimer
at the comedy show.
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( clears throat )
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Thank you!
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Do we have anybody from
littlest pet shop here today?
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Great!
Littlest pet shop audiences
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Are the best audiences
in the world! Woo-hoo!
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So this one's a funny one.
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Heh-heh.
Why can't bagels fly?
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Because they're not seagulls!
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( laughing )
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Blythe just told that joke
all wrong.
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Okay, so anyway...
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Oh, wait till you hear
this one.
251
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,082
( giggling ):
So a bartender said
252
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,124
"we don't serve
octopuses here.
253
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,389
Come on in!"
254
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,217
( laughs )
255
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,322
Oh, I forgot to say
256
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,394
That there were three guys
who walked into the room,
257
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,033
And did I explain that
the octopus can talk?
258
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,429
( groans )
259
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:41,202
I don't get it.
How come you're not laughing?
260
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:45,471
Oh, blythe, we wouldn't think
of laughing at you, dear.
261
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,312
We could never be
so rude.
262
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,007
No, mrs. Twombly, you're
supposed to laugh.
263
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,340
I'm telling jokes.
264
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:56,724
I've heard jokes before and
they didn't sound like those.
265
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,317
Honey, I'm not sure
telling jokes is for you.
266
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,719
Maybe you should enter
a fashion contest instead.
267
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,823
Those were jokes?
268
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,985
I hate to say it, pepper,
but they're right.
269
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,825
I'm terrible at telling jokes.
270
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,931
Aw, uh...
271
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,873
You just need
a little more practice.
272
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,798
Face it, pepper.
I'm no comedienne.
273
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:21,214
But-- but--
what about my dream?
274
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,208
It'll be a nightmare
if I'm the one on stage.
275
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,851
What if you're not
the only one on stage?
276
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,208
What do you mean?
277
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:33,516
You know, like some comedians
go on stage with a dummy?
278
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,960
Aw, thanks,
you're pretty smart yourself.
279
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,487
( chuckling ):
See what I did there?
280
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,792
Seriously though,
this is what we'll do.
281
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:44,304
You'll go on stage and tell the
audience that I'm the funny one.
282
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,497
And then I will
whisper the jokes in your ear,
283
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,030
And you deliver them
just the way I say them.
284
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,965
I'm not so sure about this.
285
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,871
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please,
286
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,044
Please please please, please,
please, please, please...
287
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,082
Okay! Enough! I'm in!
288
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,178
Yes!
289
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,520
Russell:
Astronaut, please report
to the launch pad!
290
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,447
( dramatic theme playing )
291
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,123
Minka, you look great!
292
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,991
Blythe made it.
She did a great job, didn't she?
293
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,191
Amazing!
Now let's get your helmet on
294
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,793
And check our communications.
295
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,156
Check. Check.
Can you hear me, minka?
296
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,295
I can hear you,
but I can't see anything.
297
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,941
Perfect! Because, uh, the visor
needs to shield your eyes from,
298
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,538
Uh, grandma-rays.
299
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:30,180
Uh, they smell
like fabric softener
300
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,907
And make you feel guilty
for not calling.
301
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,342
Anyway,
you don't need to worry
302
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,976
As long as you
keep your visor down.
303
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,121
Minka:
Ow!
304
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,317
I can't even see
where I'm going!
305
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,589
No worries. We're taking you
into the spaceship now.
306
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,156
Russell ( on radio ):
Okay, we are go
307
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,829
For mission to mars!
308
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,028
Commence countdown.
Five, four,
309
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,301
Three, two, one,blastoff!
310
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,471
( imitating explosion )
311
00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:01,269
Minka:
Whoa! Mission control, I think
my engines are misfiring.
312
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,144
The ride is kinda bumpy.
313
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,113
Uh, you're just
leaving earth's gravity.
314
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,311
It should smooth out now.
315
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,483
Uh, whoosh!
316
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,521
( creaking )
317
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,847
All right, astronaut minka,
you're landing on mars now.
318
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,215
The monkey has landed.
319
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,224
Minka:
That's one small step
for a monkey,
320
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,086
One giant leap--
whoa!
321
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:27,234
Russell:
All right, minka, it's timeto push up your visor.
322
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:31,444
Whoa! It's...Amazing!
323
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,168
Astronaut minka,you've been given a "go"
324
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,175
To explore the planet's surface.
325
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,407
You never knowwhat you may find up there.
326
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,913
( gasps )
327
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,975
( creature snarling )
328
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,288
( dramatic theme playing )
329
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,647
Greetings, martian!
330
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,455
Greep!
Zeep zork!
Glork!
331
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:54,257
My name is minka
and I am from earth!
332
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,961
You are trespassing
on our planet, earthling!
333
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,274
Zeep zork, attack!
334
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,967
Greep!
Glork!
Zeep zork!
335
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,169
Sunil:
Greep!
336
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,440
Zoe:
Zeep zork!
337
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,308
Uh, greep glork?
338
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,637
How do you say,
"I come in peace?"
339
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:12,213
Resistance is futile, earthling!
340
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,952
We command you to return
to your earth leaders
341
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,548
And bring us back
342
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,379
All the pet food on earth!
Gleep.
343
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:23,216
All of it?! That leaves
none of it for us!
344
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,323
Exactly!
Gleep.
345
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,655
Well, I can't do that.
346
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,630
Uh, how about a nice squeak toy?
347
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,156
That is not good enough.
348
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,095
Greep! Give in to our demands,
earth pet,
349
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:41,072
Or we will be forced
to use...This!
350
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,444
Zoe:
Behold!
The doomsday laser jellybean!
351
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,284
If you do not
give in to our demands,
352
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,179
We will be forced to turn
everyone on earth
353
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,251
Into jellybeans!
354
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,451
Oh, no! Littlest pet shop!
My friends!
355
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,724
Russell ( on radio ):
Minka, terminate the mission!Return to earth immediately!
356
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,255
And let everyone get turned
into jellybeans? Never!
357
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,962
In that case,
commence jellybean!
358
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:09,196
No!
359
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,002
( minka grunts )
360
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,535
( groaning )
361
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,410
Guess I'm not used
to the gravity here on mars.
362
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,539
What's this? Are these
art supplies?
363
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,746
Uh, um, good question.
Well, you see...
364
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:25,718
You've discovered
why we're so angry all the time!
365
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:28,089
Yes, we are angry!
366
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,018
And why is it that we are angry?
367
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,063
Because we have all those
great art materials,
368
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,129
But we don't know
how to use them!
369
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,198
Well, greep, zork,
zeeka, zeeka zoo!
370
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,628
This is your lucky day!
371
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,372
I can teach you
everything I know.
372
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,999
Man:
Ladies and gentlemen,
373
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,204
The next act in our student
comedy show,
374
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,306
I give you the team
of stinky and, uh, baxter!
375
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,739
Hello, people!
376
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:55,545
I'm baxter and this is
my pet skunk, stinky.
377
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,318
She's the funny one.
378
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,777
( audience laughing )
379
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,145
What's that, stinky?
You've got a joke?
380
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,454
( whispering indistinctly )
381
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,585
Uh-huh.
Oh, that's a good one.
382
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,762
Stinky says,
"how about this weather, huh?
383
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:13,432
I got into the oven
just to cool off!"
384
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,633
( all laughing )
385
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,436
( whispering indistinctly )
386
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,208
I like to cook, so I invented
a new seafood sandwich.
387
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,678
It's called the peanut butter
and jelly-fish.
388
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,248
( audience laughing )
389
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,178
( whispering indistinctly )
390
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,253
Oh, and speaking of fish,
391
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,292
You know how fish
talk to each other?
392
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,287
On their shell phones!
393
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,389
( audience laughing
and cheering )
394
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,592
( gasps )
395
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,363
( laughing )
396
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,762
Pepper:
Bob flemingheimer!
397
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,563
And he's-- he's laughing!
398
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,096
At me!
399
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,431
( laughing )
400
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,196
Funny, funny stuff!
401
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,105
Pepper:
Bob flemingheimer!
402
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,138
( whispering ):
Pepper! The next joke!
403
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,743
Oh, right.
404
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,675
The next joke is...
405
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,350
( gasps )
406
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,448
I don't know
what the next joke is!
407
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,751
( audience chattering )
408
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,622
Pepper, don't do this to me.
409
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,590
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please...
410
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,660
I've totally forgotten
all my material.
411
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,090
I've got joker's block!
412
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:23,334
All right, you leave me no
choice. I'll have to wing it.
413
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,596
Oh, no.
414
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,414
Did you hear the one
about the bagel that had wings?
415
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,868
Wait, was that the joke?
416
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:34,406
What do you call a bagel
crossed with a seagull?
417
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,384
No, that's not it.
418
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,652
( audience groaning )
419
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,850
( audience booing )
420
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,452
Man:
You stink!
421
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,524
Heh. That's not necessarily
a bad thing.
422
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,394
( audience hissing )
423
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,632
Sunil:
Greep!
424
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,428
Zeek gork!
425
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,500
Zork!
426
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:56,598
To think that art brought our
two faraway worlds together.
427
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,303
I want you to keep it,
428
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,914
The friendship
of the pets of earth.
429
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,307
Whoa, gleep!
430
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,808
Zeek!
Zork!
431
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,540
Well, I'd better
be getting back to earth.
432
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,876
Hey, where is my spaceship?
433
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,722
Heh. Isn't it funny how you can
never remember where you park?
434
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,718
Uh, oh, no!
435
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,320
Must put visor down!
436
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,161
Grandma rays heading our way!
437
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,517
Grandma rays? Yikes!
438
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:22,485
We will get you back
to your spaceship.
439
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,455
Greep zork!
440
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,204
I'm sorry, blythe.
It's all my fault.
441
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,830
Seeing bob flemingheimer
really threw me.
442
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,596
That's okay. I mean,
I'm embarrassed, but well,
443
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,236
I'm more upset that you didn't
get to achieve your dreams
444
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,812
Of being a stand-up comedian,
pepper.
445
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,680
Yeah. Well, at least we tried.
446
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,920
What do you say we go home and
watch an old bananas marathon
447
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,517
On the see it again network?
448
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,688
You don't have to
ask me twice.
449
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,517
Omg! Bob flemingheimer!
450
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,723
I have something to tell you,
young lady.
451
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,555
Your delivery is awful,
you have no stage presence,
452
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,563
And you had no business
being on that stage.
453
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,596
But your jokes are brilliant!
454
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,302
( chuckling )
thanks.
455
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,704
I'd like to buy the jokes
you told tonight,
456
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,966
And any more good ones
you might come up with.
457
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,405
A real comedian knows
how to make a joke work.
458
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,612
Wow!
459
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,983
Oh, and, baxter,
460
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,752
You might want
to rethink the whole
461
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,550
"my skunk is the funny one"
routine.
462
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,523
It's kind of silly.
463
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,963
Russell:
Minka, you did it!
464
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:29,659
Russell:
You're the first monkey on mars!
465
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:35,472
Thank you! I trained hard,
braved meteor showers,
466
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:39,398
And persuaded the martians not
to turn us all into jellybeans.
467
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,365
I did something much more
important than any of that.
468
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,006
I introduced the martians
to my favorite thing: Art!
469
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,683
And it made me realize that
I was already accomplished.
470
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,323
From now on, I'm going to stick
to what I do best: Art.
471
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,920
And I'm going to do it
right here on earth.
472
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,463
That's a relief.
473
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,828
Sunil, where did you
get that painting?
474
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,287
Aah!
475
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,755
Oh, this?
Uh, martian eek-bay?
476
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,869
( audience cheering on tv )
477
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:15,770
Say folks, you know why there
are no seagulls down by the bay?
478
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:21,345
Because then they'd be
bay gulls! Get it? Bagels?
479
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,777
( chuckling )
480
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,682
That joke's pretty funny,
stinky.
481
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,415
Well, baxter,
it's all about the...
482
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,521
Both:
Timing!
483
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,062
( all laughing )
484
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,758
( upbeat pop theme playing )
485
00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,909
¶ we can be ¶ yeah, yeah ¶
486
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:56,009
¶ at the littlest pet shopyou and me ¶
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