Original subtitles

Lunchtime! Who's hungry? Plenty for everypony.

Who's hungry? Plenty for everypony. [ ponk! ]

Plenty for everypony. [ ponk! ] [ munch! Munch! Munch! ]

[ ponk! ] [ munch! Munch! Munch! ] [ slap! Thud! ]

[ munch! Munch! Munch! ] [ slap! Thud! ] slow down, sweetie.

[ slap! Thud! ] slow down, sweetie. [ munch! Munch! Munch! ]

Slow down, sweetie. [ munch! Munch! Munch! ] [ laughs ]

[ munch! Munch! Munch! ] [ laughs ] [ thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! ]

[ laughs ] [ thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! ] here you go, angel bunny.

[ thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! ] here you go, angel bunny. [ smack! ]

Here you go, angel bunny. [ smack! ] [ clunk! ]

[ smack! ] [ clunk! ] [ rattle! ]

[ clunk! ] [ rattle! ] [ thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! ]

[ rattle! ] [ thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! ] okay, mr. Picky-pants.

[ thump! Thump! Thump! Thump! ] okay, mr. Picky-pants. You win.

Okay, mr. Picky-pants. You win. Carrots, lettuce, and apples.

You win. Carrots, lettuce, and apples. Yum, yum, yum!

Carrots, lettuce, and apples. Yum, yum, yum! [ bowl shatters ]

Yum, yum, yum! [ bowl shatters ] what?

[ bowl shatters ] what? But --

What? But -- [ thud! ]

But -- [ thud! ] [ pop! ]

[ thud! ] [ pop! ] well, then, what will you eat?

[ pop! ] well, then, what will you eat? [ zip! ]

Well, then, what will you eat? [ zip! ] [ zoom! ]

[ zip! ] [ zoom! ] [ poink! ]

[ zoom! ] [ poink! ] I'm not sure I can even make

[ poink! ] I'm not sure I can even make that.

I'm not sure I can even make that. Well, I don't want you to

That. Well, I don't want you to starve.

Well, I don't want you to starve. Oh, are you sure I can't tempt

Starve. Oh, are you sure I can't tempt you with a nice, crisp piece

Oh, are you sure I can't tempt you with a nice, crisp piece of --

You with a nice, crisp piece of -- [ slap! ]

Of -- [ slap! ] [ smack! ]

[ slap! ] [ smack! ] [ clank! ]

[ smack! ] [ clank! ] [ sighs ]

[ clank! ] [ sighs ] I'll make your special recipe.

[ sighs ] I'll make your special recipe. ¶ my little pony

I'll make your special recipe. ¶ my little pony ¶ my little pony

¶ my little pony ¶ my little pony ¶ ah-ah-ah-ah

¶ my little pony ¶ ah-ah-ah-ah ¶ my little pony

¶ ah-ah-ah-ah ¶ my little pony ¶ I used to wonder what

¶ my little pony ¶ I used to wonder what friendship could be ¶

¶ I used to wonder what friendship could be ¶ ¶ my little pony

Friendship could be ¶ ¶ my little pony ¶ until you all shared its

¶ my little pony ¶ until you all shared its magic with me ¶

¶ until you all shared its magic with me ¶ ¶ big adventure

Magic with me ¶ ¶ big adventure ¶ tons of fun

¶ big adventure ¶ tons of fun ¶ a beautiful heart faithful

¶ tons of fun ¶ a beautiful heart faithful and strong ¶

And strong ¶ ¶ sharing kindness

¶ sharing kindness ¶ it's an easy feat

¶ it's an easy feat ¶ and magic makes it all

¶ and magic makes it all complete ¶

Complete ¶ ¶ yeah, my little pony

¶ do you know you're all my very

Best friends? ¶

Hmm. Let's see.

Asparagus.

[ zip! ]

Excuse me.

Um, I think you just stepped in

Front of me.

Excuse me.

I think you made a mistake.

You see, I was actually here

First and --

Sorry.

Didn't notice you there.

I know.

[ laughs ]

Pardon me, sir.

Yes? What?

I think you just cut in front

Of me.

A cut of celery?

[ scoffs ]

This is the asparagus stand.

I said, "I think you just cut in front of me." [ laughs ]

In front of me." [ laughs ] no need, deary.

[ laughs ] no need, deary. I'm already in front.

No need, deary. I'm already in front. I noticed.

I'm already in front. I noticed. I was like, uh, wow.

I noticed. I was like, uh, wow. Hey!

I was like, uh, wow. Hey! Would you mind moving back?

Hey! Would you mind moving back? You're in my personal space.

Would you mind moving back? You're in my personal space. But --

You're in my personal space. But -- seriously?

But -- seriously? Do you need your asparagus so

Seriously? Do you need your asparagus so badly?

Do you need your asparagus so badly? Get a life!

Badly? Get a life! Oh. Okay. There's no rush.

Get a life! Oh. Okay. There's no rush. Fluttershy!

Oh. Okay. There's no rush. Fluttershy! You mustn't let them treat you

Fluttershy! You mustn't let them treat you that way.

You mustn't let them treat you that way. Oh, it's -- it's really no

That way. Oh, it's -- it's really no big deal.

Oh, it's -- it's really no big deal. It's bigger than big!

Big deal. It's bigger than big! It's double big!

It's bigger than big! It's double big! You are a pony with a problem.

It's double big! You are a pony with a problem. What problem?

You are a pony with a problem. What problem? [ squeak! ]

What problem? [ squeak! ] [ whirl! ]

[ squeak! ] [ whirl! ] oh, go right ahead, pinkie pie.

[ whirl! ] oh, go right ahead, pinkie pie. You first.

Oh, go right ahead, pinkie pie. You first. Right there!

You first. Right there! That's the problem.

Right there! That's the problem. You've got to stop being such

That's the problem. You've got to stop being such a doormat.

You've got to stop being such a doormat. A doormat?

A doormat. A doormat? A pushover, darling.

A doormat? A pushover, darling. You've got to stand up for

A pushover, darling. You've got to stand up for yourself.

You've got to stand up for yourself. Promise us.

Yourself. Promise us. Okay.

Promise us. Okay. I promise.

Okay. I promise. Oh, good.

I promise. Oh, good. [ jingle! ]

Oh, good. [ jingle! ] oh, that's okay. I don't mind.

[ jingle! ] oh, that's okay. I don't mind. Watch and learn.

Oh, that's okay. I don't mind. Watch and learn. Hold it right there,

Watch and learn. Hold it right there, mr. Small-and-handsome.

Hold it right there, mr. Small-and-handsome. Uh, who? Me?

Mr. Small-and-handsome. Uh, who? Me? Well, of course you.

Uh, who? Me? Well, of course you. Nopony ever called you handsome

Well, of course you. Nopony ever called you handsome before?

Nopony ever called you handsome before? Uh, that'd be a big no.

Before? Uh, that'd be a big no. Oh! Well, they should!

Uh, that'd be a big no. Oh! Well, they should! How about flexing some of your

Oh! Well, they should! How about flexing some of your muscles for me?

How about flexing some of your muscles for me? [ squeak! ]

Muscles for me? [ squeak! ] [ gasps ]

[ squeak! ] [ gasps ] oh, my heavens!

[ gasps ] oh, my heavens! Do you think a strong, handsome

Oh, my heavens! Do you think a strong, handsome stallion such as yourself could

Do you think a strong, handsome stallion such as yourself could give my friend the last

Stallion such as yourself could give my friend the last asparagus?

Give my friend the last asparagus? [ laughs goofily ]

Asparagus? [ laughs goofily ] see?

[ laughs goofily ] see? That's not so hard, is it?

See? That's not so hard, is it? Um, I guess not.

That's not so hard, is it? Um, I guess not. All right, then.

Um, I guess not. All right, then. What else is on your list?

All right, then. What else is on your list? Let's see.

What else is on your list? Let's see. I also need tomatoes.

Let's see. I also need tomatoes. [ bag rustles ]

I also need tomatoes. [ bag rustles ] here you go.

[ bag rustles ] here you go. [ clears throat ]

Here you go. [ clears throat ] that'll be two bits.

[ clears throat ] that'll be two bits. Not one.

That'll be two bits. Not one. Oh, but last week it was only

Not one. Oh, but last week it was only one bit.

Oh, but last week it was only one bit. That was then. This is now.

One bit. That was then. This is now. Oh, okay.

That was then. This is now. Oh, okay. I don't want to argue about it.

Oh, okay. I don't want to argue about it. What do you think you're

I don't want to argue about it. What do you think you're doing?!

What do you think you're doing?! Minding my own business.

Doing?! Minding my own business. Maybe you should try it.

Minding my own business. Maybe you should try it. Two bits for tomatoes is

Maybe you should try it. Two bits for tomatoes is outrageous!

Two bits for tomatoes is outrageous! One bit is the right price.

Outrageous! One bit is the right price. I say it's two bits.

One bit is the right price. I say it's two bits. One bit.

I say it's two bits. One bit. Two bits.

One bit. Two bits. One bit.

Two bits. One bit. Two bits.

One bit. Two bits. One bit!

Two bits. One bit! Two bits.

One bit! Two bits. Two bits!

Two bits. Two bits! One bit!

Two bits! One bit! Two bits!

One bit! Two bits! One bit!

Two bits! One bit! I insist it's two bits or

One bit! I insist it's two bits or nothing!

I insist it's two bits or nothing! One bit and that's my final

Nothing! One bit and that's my final offer!

One bit and that's my final offer! Have it your way.

Offer! Have it your way. One bit it is.

Have it your way. One bit it is. [ ponk! ]

One bit it is. [ ponk! ] [ both laugh ]

[ ponk! ] [ both laugh ] see?

[ both laugh ] see? Asserting yourself can be fun!

See? Asserting yourself can be fun! I guess you're right.

Asserting yourself can be fun! I guess you're right. So, fluttershy, do you feel

I guess you're right. So, fluttershy, do you feel like giving it a try?

So, fluttershy, do you feel like giving it a try? Um, okay.

Like giving it a try? Um, okay. [ squeak! ]

Um, okay. [ squeak! ] I need that cherry.

[ squeak! ] I need that cherry. [ zip! ]

I need that cherry. [ zip! ] boy, am I glad you have one

[ zip! ] boy, am I glad you have one cherry left.

Boy, am I glad you have one cherry left. You see, I'm making this special

Cherry left. You see, I'm making this special meal for my bunny, angel.

You see, I'm making this special meal for my bunny, angel. He's a very picky eater, and the

Meal for my bunny, angel. He's a very picky eater, and the recipe calls for a cherry on

He's a very picky eater, and the recipe calls for a cherry on top.

Recipe calls for a cherry on top. Here you go.

Top. Here you go. So, you say you need this

Here you go. So, you say you need this cherry very badly?

So, you say you need this cherry very badly? Oh, yes.

Cherry very badly? Oh, yes. I'm desperate for it.

Oh, yes. I'm desperate for it. Then it'll be 10 bits.

I'm desperate for it. Then it'll be 10 bits. 10?!

Then it'll be 10 bits. 10?! [ squeak! Squeak! ]

10?! [ squeak! Squeak! ] oh, hey, mr. Handsome.

[ squeak! Squeak! ] oh, hey, mr. Handsome. I know you want to do the right

Oh, hey, mr. Handsome. I know you want to do the right thing because you're handsome

I know you want to do the right thing because you're handsome and -- and strong, and big,

Thing because you're handsome and -- and strong, and big, handsome, strong guys are always

And -- and strong, and big, handsome, strong guys are always nice to everypony, right?

Handsome, strong guys are always nice to everypony, right? [ blink! Blink! ]

Nice to everypony, right? [ blink! Blink! ] [ blink! ]

[ blink! Blink! ] [ blink! ] 10 bits for the cherry.

[ blink! ] 10 bits for the cherry. [ squeak! Squeak! ]

10 bits for the cherry. [ squeak! Squeak! ] 10 bits for one cherry is

[ squeak! Squeak! ] 10 bits for one cherry is outrageous!

10 bits for one cherry is outrageous! I insist on paying you 11 bits!

Outrageous! I insist on paying you 11 bits! 11 bits?

I insist on paying you 11 bits! 11 bits? Um, I mean, 9 bits.

11 bits? Um, I mean, 9 bits. Now, wait a minute.

Um, I mean, 9 bits. Now, wait a minute. Okay, 12 bits.

Now, wait a minute. Okay, 12 bits. That's my final offer.

Okay, 12 bits. That's my final offer. I think you're confused.

That's my final offer. I think you're confused. It's 12 bits.

I think you're confused. It's 12 bits. Take it or leave it.

It's 12 bits. Take it or leave it. Okay. I'll take it.

Take it or leave it. Okay. I'll take it. Don't give him your money!

Okay. I'll take it. Don't give him your money! One cherry is not worth 12 bits!

Don't give him your money! One cherry is not worth 12 bits! But I was only doing what you

One cherry is not worth 12 bits! But I was only doing what you did.

But I was only doing what you did. It was a valiant effort, but

Did. It was a valiant effort, but you should refuse to give him

It was a valiant effort, but you should refuse to give him your business and just walk

You should refuse to give him your business and just walk away.

Your business and just walk away. But I can't let angel starve.

Away. But I can't let angel starve. He won't eat it unless I make it

But I can't let angel starve. He won't eat it unless I make it just right.

He won't eat it unless I make it just right. I need that cherry no matter

Just right. I need that cherry no matter what it costs.

I need that cherry no matter what it costs. In that case, 20 bits!

What it costs. In that case, 20 bits! 20?!

In that case, 20 bits! 20?! Oh, I -- I don't have that much.

20?! Oh, I -- I don't have that much. Then why are you wasting my

Oh, I -- I don't have that much. Then why are you wasting my time?

Then why are you wasting my time? I'll give you two bits for

Time? I'll give you two bits for that cherry.

I'll give you two bits for that cherry. Sold!

That cherry. Sold! Ah, tough break, kid.

Sold! Ah, tough break, kid. Next time, don't be such a

Ah, tough break, kid. Next time, don't be such a doormat.

Next time, don't be such a doormat. [ goat bleats ]

Doormat. [ goat bleats ] ta-da!

[ goat bleats ] ta-da! Here you go, angel.

Ta-da! Here you go, angel. Sorry there's no cherry on top,

Here you go, angel. Sorry there's no cherry on top, but the rest of it is exactly

Sorry there's no cherry on top, but the rest of it is exactly what you wanted.

But the rest of it is exactly what you wanted. [ zing! ]

What you wanted. [ zing! ] [ zip! ]

[ zing! ] [ zip! ] [ zing! ]

[ zip! ] [ zing! ] angel?

[ zing! ] angel? [ groans ]

Angel? [ groans ] look at me.

[ groans ] look at me. I really am a doormat.

Look at me. I really am a doormat. "the incredible iron will turns

I really am a doormat. "the incredible iron will turns doormats into dynamos.

"the incredible iron will turns doormats into dynamos. Assertiveness seminar today.

Doormats into dynamos. Assertiveness seminar today. Hedge maze center."

Assertiveness seminar today. Hedge maze center." as celestia as my witness, I'm

Hedge maze center." as celestia as my witness, I'm never gonna be a pushover again!

Oh. [ stammering ] excuse me.

[ stammering ] excuse me. [ squeaks ]

Excuse me. [ squeaks ] [ smack! Whistle! ]

[ squeaks ] [ smack! Whistle! ] [ thud! ]

[ smack! Whistle! ] [ thud! ] [ rock music playing ]

[ thud! ] [ rock music playing ] [ goats bleat ]

[ rock music playing ] [ goats bleat ] [ click! Squeak! ]

[ goats bleat ] [ click! Squeak! ] [ up-tempo music plays ]

[ click! Squeak! ] [ up-tempo music plays ] [ goat bleats ]

[ up-tempo music plays ] [ goat bleats ] [ cheers and stomping ]

[ goat bleats ] [ cheers and stomping ] [ smooch! Smooch! ]

[ cheers and stomping ] [ smooch! Smooch! ] welcome, friends.

[ smooch! Smooch! ] welcome, friends. My name is iron will, and today

Welcome, friends. My name is iron will, and today is the first day of your new

My name is iron will, and today is the first day of your new life.

Is the first day of your new life. I want to hear you stomp if

Life. I want to hear you stomp if you're tired of being a

I want to hear you stomp if you're tired of being a pushover.

You're tired of being a pushover. [ cheers and stomping ]

Pushover. [ cheers and stomping ] stomp if you're tired of being a

[ cheers and stomping ] stomp if you're tired of being a doormat!

Stomp if you're tired of being a doormat! [ cheers and stomping ]

Doormat! [ cheers and stomping ] stomp if you want to pay nothing

[ cheers and stomping ] stomp if you want to pay nothing for this seminar.

Stomp if you want to pay nothing for this seminar. [ cheers and stomping ]

For this seminar. [ cheers and stomping ] [ cheers and stomping stop ]

[ cheers and stomping ] [ cheers and stomping stop ] what? Nothing?

[ cheers and stomping stop ] what? Nothing? [ laughter ]

What? Nothing? [ laughter ] [ snorts ]

[ laughter ] [ snorts ] [ laughter stops ]

[ snorts ] [ laughter stops ] that's no joke, friends.

[ laughter stops ] that's no joke, friends. Iron will is so confident that

That's no joke, friends. Iron will is so confident that you will be 100% satisfied with

Iron will is so confident that you will be 100% satisfied with iron will's assertiveness

You will be 100% satisfied with iron will's assertiveness techniques, that if you are not

Iron will's assertiveness techniques, that if you are not 100% satisfied, you pay nothing!

Techniques, that if you are not 100% satisfied, you pay nothing! But I pity the fool who doubts

100% satisfied, you pay nothing! But I pity the fool who doubts iron will's methods.

But I pity the fool who doubts iron will's methods. You don't doubt me, do you?

Iron will's methods. You don't doubt me, do you? No. Unh-unh. No, sir.

You don't doubt me, do you? No. Unh-unh. No, sir. And that, my friends, is your

No. Unh-unh. No, sir. And that, my friends, is your first lesson.

And that, my friends, is your first lesson. Don't be shy.

First lesson. Don't be shy. Look 'em in the eye.

Don't be shy. Look 'em in the eye. [ indistinct talking ]

Look 'em in the eye. [ indistinct talking ] now, to demonstrate that

[ indistinct talking ] now, to demonstrate that iron will's techniques will work

Now, to demonstrate that iron will's techniques will work for anypony, I'm gonna need a

Iron will's techniques will work for anypony, I'm gonna need a volunteer.

For anypony, I'm gonna need a volunteer. [ slump! ]

Volunteer. [ slump! ] [ goat bleats ]

[ slump! ] [ goat bleats ] [ goat bleats ]

[ goat bleats ] [ goat bleats ] you in the back row!

[ goat bleats ] you in the back row! Who? Me?

You in the back row! Who? Me? Yes, you!

Who? Me? Yes, you! Iron will wants you on stage.

Yes, you! Iron will wants you on stage. [ gulps ]

Iron will wants you on stage. [ gulps ] uh, well --

[ gulps ] uh, well -- now!

Uh, well -- now! Okay.

Now! Okay. [ zip! ]

Okay. [ zip! ] [ zoom! ]

[ zip! ] [ zoom! ] whoa!

[ zoom! ] whoa! He's blocking your path.

Whoa! He's blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it?

He's blocking your path. What are you gonna do about it? Um, politely walk around him?

What are you gonna do about it? Um, politely walk around him? No.

Um, politely walk around him? No. Gingerly tiptoe around him?

No. Gingerly tiptoe around him? No.

Gingerly tiptoe around him? No. Go back home and try again

No. Go back home and try again tomorrow?

Go back home and try again tomorrow? No!

Tomorrow? No! When somepony tries to block,

No! When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!

When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock! [ whack! ]

Show them that you rock! [ whack! ] [ smack! ]

[ whack! ] [ smack! ] [ rattle! ]

[ smack! ] [ rattle! ] [ thud! ]

[ rattle! ] [ thud! ] oh. Sorry.

[ thud! ] oh. Sorry. Don't be sorry! Be assertive!

Oh. Sorry. Don't be sorry! Be assertive! Never apologize when you can

Don't be sorry! Be assertive! Never apologize when you can criticize.

Never apologize when you can criticize. [ coughs ]

Criticize. [ coughs ] why don't you watch where you're

[ coughs ] why don't you watch where you're going?!

Why don't you watch where you're going?! Now you try.

Going?! Now you try. Uh, next time, get out of the

Now you try. Uh, next time, get out of the way before I bump into you,

Uh, next time, get out of the way before I bump into you, 'cause I totally won't be sorry

Way before I bump into you, 'cause I totally won't be sorry when I do!

'cause I totally won't be sorry when I do! [ cha-ching! ]

When I do! [ cha-ching! ] you see, my friends?

[ cha-ching! ] you see, my friends? If my techniques can work for

You see, my friends? If my techniques can work for this shy, little pony, then they

If my techniques can work for this shy, little pony, then they can work for anypony!

This shy, little pony, then they can work for anypony! [ crowd cheers ]

Can work for anypony! [ crowd cheers ] okay. I feel good.

[ crowd cheers ] okay. I feel good. I feel ready to attack the day,

Okay. I feel good. I feel ready to attack the day, as iron will says.

I feel ready to attack the day, as iron will says. [ animals chattering ]

As iron will says. [ animals chattering ] [ humming ]

[ animals chattering ] [ humming ] excuse me, mr. Greenhooves.

[ humming ] excuse me, mr. Greenhooves. But I think you might be

Excuse me, mr. Greenhooves. But I think you might be over-watering my petunias...

But I think you might be over-watering my petunias... [ laughs ]

Over-watering my petunias... [ laughs ] ...Again.

[ laughs ] ...Again. Let the professional handle

...Again. Let the professional handle it.

Let the professional handle it. [ humming ]

It. [ humming ] treat me like a pushover and

[ humming ] treat me like a pushover and you'll get the once-over.

Treat me like a pushover and you'll get the once-over. [ cre-e-e-ak ]

You'll get the once-over. [ cre-e-e-ak ] hmm?

[ cre-e-e-ak ] hmm? Hmm.

Hmm? Hmm. [ sputtering, coughing ]

Hmm. [ sputtering, coughing ] well, perhaps that is enough

[ sputtering, coughing ] well, perhaps that is enough water.

Well, perhaps that is enough water. Thank you.

Water. Thank you. [ laughs ]

Thank you. [ laughs ] I can't believe it worked!

[ laughs ] I can't believe it worked! Showpony business is tough.

I can't believe it worked! Showpony business is tough. Go ahead.

Showpony business is tough. Go ahead. Try one of your jokes out on me.

Go ahead. Try one of your jokes out on me. I laugh at everything.

Try one of your jokes out on me. I laugh at everything. Okay, okay, okay.

I laugh at everything. Okay, okay, okay. A donkey and a mule are stuck on

Okay, okay, okay. A donkey and a mule are stuck on desert island.

A donkey and a mule are stuck on desert island. [ clears throat ]

Desert island. [ clears throat ] excuse me.

[ clears throat ] excuse me. Would you mind moving your carts

Excuse me. Would you mind moving your carts so I can pass?

Would you mind moving your carts so I can pass? Yeah, yeah. In a minute.

So I can pass? Yeah, yeah. In a minute. I just want to finish up this

Yeah, yeah. In a minute. I just want to finish up this story.

I just want to finish up this story. And so the donkey says to the

Story. And so the donkey says to the mule --

And so the donkey says to the mule -- ahem! Can you move?

Mule -- ahem! Can you move? You're blocking my path.

Ahem! Can you move? You're blocking my path. Yeah, yeah. In a minute.

You're blocking my path. Yeah, yeah. In a minute. So the donkey says to the

Yeah, yeah. In a minute. So the donkey says to the mule --

So the donkey says to the mule -- when somepony tries to block,

Mule -- when somepony tries to block, show them that you rock.

When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock. And the mule says --

Show them that you rock. And the mule says -- [ splat! ]

And the mule says -- [ splat! ] ugh!

[ splat! ] ugh! Easy does it, lady.

Ugh! Easy does it, lady. We're moving, okay?

Easy does it, lady. We're moving, okay? Good.

We're moving, okay? Good. Who's next, please?

Good. Who's next, please? And what can I get for you

Who's next, please? And what can I get for you today?

And what can I get for you today? What do you think you're

Today? What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're doing? Didn't you see me?

Doing? Didn't you see me? Uh, I guess. Maybe.

Didn't you see me? Uh, I guess. Maybe. Maybe?

Uh, I guess. Maybe. Maybe? Maybes are for babies!

Maybe? Maybes are for babies! [ whirl! ]

Maybes are for babies! [ whirl! ] [ growling ] now go to the back

[ whirl! ] [ growling ] now go to the back of the line where you belong!

[ growling ] now go to the back of the line where you belong! [ zip! ]

Of the line where you belong! [ zip! ] [ all gasp ]

[ zip! ] [ all gasp ] hey!

[ all gasp ] hey! Look at you!

Hey! Look at you! [ laughs ]

Look at you! [ laughs ] your attitude is so feisty.

[ laughs ] your attitude is so feisty. It's fabulous!

Your attitude is so feisty. It's fabulous! Looks like that monster's

It's fabulous! Looks like that monster's workshop really paid off.

Looks like that monster's workshop really paid off. Iron will's not a monster.

Workshop really paid off. Iron will's not a monster. He's a minotaur and a true

Iron will's not a monster. He's a minotaur and a true inspiration.

He's a minotaur and a true inspiration. His techniques really work.

Inspiration. His techniques really work. Well, they've certainly made

His techniques really work. Well, they've certainly made a difference in the way you

Well, they've certainly made a difference in the way you carry yourself.

A difference in the way you carry yourself. You truly are a whole new

Carry yourself. You truly are a whole new fluttershy.

You truly are a whole new fluttershy. Yes, I am.

Fluttershy. Yes, I am. And new fluttershy feels pretty

Yes, I am. And new fluttershy feels pretty stoked about new fluttershy.

And new fluttershy feels pretty stoked about new fluttershy. Well, old pinkie pie feels

Stoked about new fluttershy. Well, old pinkie pie feels really proud of new fluttershy.

Well, old pinkie pie feels really proud of new fluttershy. Proud as pink punch.

Really proud of new fluttershy. Proud as pink punch. Want some?

Proud as pink punch. Want some? [ snorts, laughs ]

Want some? [ snorts, laughs ] you laugh at me, I wrath at

[ snorts, laughs ] you laugh at me, I wrath at you!

You laugh at me, I wrath at you! [ splash! ]

You! [ splash! ] bye, girls.

[ splash! ] bye, girls. What a day.

Bye, girls. What a day. Taxi!

What a day. Taxi! Oh, no, you don't.

Taxi! Oh, no, you don't. Cut in line, I'll take what's

Oh, no, you don't. Cut in line, I'll take what's mine!

Cut in line, I'll take what's mine! Hey!

Mine! Hey! Hey!!

Hey! Hey!! [ thud! ]

Hey!! [ thud! ] nopony pushes new fluttershy

[ thud! ] nopony pushes new fluttershy around!

Nopony pushes new fluttershy around! Nopony!

Around! Nopony! Old pinkie pie's not so sure

Nopony! Old pinkie pie's not so sure new fluttershy is such a good

Old pinkie pie's not so sure new fluttershy is such a good idea after all.

New fluttershy is such a good idea after all. Old rarity agrees.

You got this, new fluttershy. This day is yours, and nopony is gonna take it away from you.

This day is yours, and nopony is gonna take it away from you. Am I right?!

Gonna take it away from you. Am I right?! Right!

Am I right?! Right! What?!

Right! What?! He's delivered the wrong mail

What?! He's delivered the wrong mail again!

He's delivered the wrong mail again! Oh!

Again! Oh! The new fluttershy does not

Oh! The new fluttershy does not want the wrong mail delivered to

The new fluttershy does not want the wrong mail delivered to her cottage.

Want the wrong mail delivered to her cottage. Oh, did I mix them up again?

Her cottage. Oh, did I mix them up again? Sorry about that.

Oh, did I mix them up again? Sorry about that. You apologize, I penalize!

Sorry about that. You apologize, I penalize! Ohh!

You apologize, I penalize! Ohh! Oh!

Ohh! Oh! [ chomp! ]

Oh! [ chomp! ] [ zoom! ]

[ chomp! ] [ zoom! ] [ zing! ]

[ zoom! ] [ zing! ] excuse me.

[ zing! ] excuse me. Do you know how to get to the

Excuse me. Do you know how to get to the ponyville tower?

Do you know how to get to the ponyville tower? Sure. You just --

Ponyville tower? Sure. You just -- [ gasps ]

Sure. You just -- [ gasps ] oh, that's a shame.

[ gasps ] oh, that's a shame. [ growls ]

Oh, that's a shame. [ growls ] you make me lose, I blow my

[ growls ] you make me lose, I blow my fuse!

You make me lose, I blow my fuse! Hey!

Fuse! Hey! [ clong! ]

Hey! [ clong! ] fluttershy, what are you

[ clong! ] fluttershy, what are you doing?

Fluttershy, what are you doing? That's no way to behave.

Doing? That's no way to behave. Didn't you see what he did to

That's no way to behave. Didn't you see what he did to new fluttershy?

Didn't you see what he did to new fluttershy? And he thought new fluttershy

New fluttershy? And he thought new fluttershy was a pushover.

And he thought new fluttershy was a pushover. No, sweetie. He didn't.

Was a pushover. No, sweetie. He didn't. We saw the whole thing.

No, sweetie. He didn't. We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your

We saw the whole thing. We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little

We think that you've taken your assertiveness training a little too far.

Assertiveness training a little too far. What?!

Too far. What?! You just want new fluttershy to

What?! You just want new fluttershy to be a doormat like

You just want new fluttershy to be a doormat like old fluttershy.

Be a doormat like old fluttershy. But old fluttershy is gone!

Old fluttershy. But old fluttershy is gone! New fluttershy?

But old fluttershy is gone! New fluttershy? Old fluttershy?

New fluttershy? Old fluttershy? What happened to

Old fluttershy? What happened to nice fluttershy?

What happened to nice fluttershy? We want that fluttershy back.

Nice fluttershy? We want that fluttershy back. No.

We want that fluttershy back. No. You want wimp fluttershy.

No. You want wimp fluttershy. You want pushover fluttershy.

You want wimp fluttershy. You want pushover fluttershy. You want "do anything to her and

You want pushover fluttershy. You want "do anything to her and she won't complain" fluttershy!

You want "do anything to her and she won't complain" fluttershy! Aah!

She won't complain" fluttershy! Aah! Too many fluttershys to keep

Aah! Too many fluttershys to keep track of!

Too many fluttershys to keep track of! Make it stop!

Track of! Make it stop! Things getting too

Make it stop! Things getting too complicated for your simple,

Things getting too complicated for your simple, little brain, pinkie pie?

Complicated for your simple, little brain, pinkie pie? Now stop right there!

Little brain, pinkie pie? Now stop right there! Let's not let things descend

Now stop right there! Let's not let things descend into petty insults.

Let's not let things descend into petty insults. Why not?

Into petty insults. Why not? I thought petty was what you're

Why not? I thought petty was what you're all about, rarity, with your

I thought petty was what you're all about, rarity, with your petty concerns about fashion.

All about, rarity, with your petty concerns about fashion. [ gasps ]

Petty concerns about fashion. [ gasps ] hey! Leave her alone!

[ gasps ] hey! Leave her alone! Fashion is her passion!

Hey! Leave her alone! Fashion is her passion! Oh, and what are you

Fashion is her passion! Oh, and what are you passionate about?

Oh, and what are you passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats?

Passionate about? Birthday cake? Party hats? I can't believe that the two

Birthday cake? Party hats? I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in

I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in ponyville are trying to tell

Most frivolous ponies in ponyville are trying to tell new fluttershy how to live her

Ponyville are trying to tell new fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing

New fluttershy how to live her life when they are throwing their own lives away on

Life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony

Their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather

Pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!

Else gives a flying feather about! [ gasps ]

About! [ gasps ] looks like nasty fluttershy is

[ gasps ] looks like nasty fluttershy is here to stay.

Looks like nasty fluttershy is here to stay. I cannot believe what that

Here to stay. I cannot believe what that monster, iron will, has done to

I cannot believe what that monster, iron will, has done to you.

Monster, iron will, has done to you. [ both sobbing ]

You. [ both sobbing ] iron will is not a monster!

[ both sobbing ] iron will is not a monster! He's a minotaur!

Iron will is not a monster! He's a minotaur! [ growls ]

He's a minotaur! [ growls ] [ squeaks ]

[ growls ] [ squeaks ] I'm the monster.

[ squeaks ] I'm the monster. [ wind whistling ]

I'm the monster. [ wind whistling ] [ howling ]

[ wind whistling ] [ howling ] [ clears throat ]

[ howling ] [ clears throat ] fluttershy, are you in there?

[ clears throat ] fluttershy, are you in there? It's pinkie pie and rarity.

Fluttershy, are you in there? It's pinkie pie and rarity. Go away.

It's pinkie pie and rarity. Go away. Go away before nasty fluttershy

Go away. Go away before nasty fluttershy strikes again.

Go away before nasty fluttershy strikes again. Oh, sweetie.

Strikes again. Oh, sweetie. We all said things that we

Oh, sweetie. We all said things that we regret.

We all said things that we regret. We did?

Regret. We did? Shh!

We did? Shh! Pinkie's right.

Shh! Pinkie's right. I'm the only one to blame, but

Pinkie's right. I'm the only one to blame, but don't worry.

I'm the only one to blame, but don't worry. I'm never coming out of my house

Don't worry. I'm never coming out of my house again.

I'm never coming out of my house again. Everypony will be a lot safer

Again. Everypony will be a lot safer with me and my mean mouth locked

Everypony will be a lot safer with me and my mean mouth locked away.

With me and my mean mouth locked away. Sweetie, pinkie pie doesn't

Away. Sweetie, pinkie pie doesn't blame you, nor do I.

Sweetie, pinkie pie doesn't blame you, nor do I. You just received some bad

Blame you, nor do I. You just received some bad advice from that iron will

You just received some bad advice from that iron will character.

Advice from that iron will character. Yeah.

Character. Yeah. He's the one that made you act

Yeah. He's the one that made you act super-duper nasty.

He's the one that made you act super-duper nasty. What I mean is there are other

Super-duper nasty. What I mean is there are other ways to assert yourself besides

What I mean is there are other ways to assert yourself besides yelling at everypony.

Ways to assert yourself besides yelling at everypony. Yes.

Yelling at everypony. Yes. You can stand up for yourself

Yes. You can stand up for yourself without being unpleasant about

You can stand up for yourself without being unpleasant about it.

Without being unpleasant about it. I'm not sure I can.

It. I'm not sure I can. I'm too far gone.

I'm not sure I can. I'm too far gone. Whenever I try to assert myself,

I'm too far gone. Whenever I try to assert myself, I become a monster.

Whenever I try to assert myself, I become a monster. [ thunder crashes ]

I become a monster. [ thunder crashes ] oh, sweetie.

[ thunder crashes ] oh, sweetie. You're not a monster.

Oh, sweetie. You're not a monster. No, but he is.

You're not a monster. No, but he is. Iron will's my name.

No, but he is. Iron will's my name. Training ponies is my game.

Iron will's my name. Training ponies is my game. [ poink! Squeak! Squeak! ]

Training ponies is my game. [ poink! Squeak! Squeak! ] what a darling little

[ poink! Squeak! Squeak! ] what a darling little catchphrase.

What a darling little catchphrase. Your friend fluttershy loved

Catchphrase. Your friend fluttershy loved iron will's catchphrases.

Your friend fluttershy loved iron will's catchphrases. Word on the street is that she

Iron will's catchphrases. Word on the street is that she doesn't take no guff from

Word on the street is that she doesn't take no guff from nopony, so iron will is here to

Doesn't take no guff from nopony, so iron will is here to collect iron will's fee.

Nopony, so iron will is here to collect iron will's fee. Fluttershy is in no shape to

Collect iron will's fee. Fluttershy is in no shape to deal with that creep.

Fluttershy is in no shape to deal with that creep. [ chuckles ]

Deal with that creep. [ chuckles ] I'm sure a big, brave, powerful,

[ chuckles ] I'm sure a big, brave, powerful, and rich monster -- I mean,

I'm sure a big, brave, powerful, and rich monster -- I mean, minotaur -- like you doesn't

And rich monster -- I mean, minotaur -- like you doesn't need that money right away.

Minotaur -- like you doesn't need that money right away. You can afford to come back

Need that money right away. You can afford to come back later.

You can afford to come back later. Are you kidding?

Later. Are you kidding? Fluttershy is overdue as it is.

Are you kidding? Fluttershy is overdue as it is. Iron will collects now.

Fluttershy is overdue as it is. Iron will collects now. [ thud! ]

Iron will collects now. [ thud! ] [ gasps ]

[ thud! ] [ gasps ] do something!

[ gasps ] do something! We're not even sure

Do something! We're not even sure fluttershy is home right now.

We're not even sure fluttershy is home right now. She might be off frolicking with

Fluttershy is home right now. She might be off frolicking with some woodland creatures.

She might be off frolicking with some woodland creatures. Why don't you give us some time

Some woodland creatures. Why don't you give us some time to track her down for you?

Why don't you give us some time to track her down for you? Iron will does have some

To track her down for you? Iron will does have some grocery shopping to do.

Iron will does have some grocery shopping to do. Iron will will come back this

Grocery shopping to do. Iron will will come back this afternoon.

Iron will will come back this afternoon. But that's only half a day.

Afternoon. But that's only half a day. We need one full day at least.

But that's only half a day. We need one full day at least. Iron will will delay for half

We need one full day at least. Iron will will delay for half a day and no longer.

Iron will will delay for half a day and no longer. A full day!

A day and no longer. A full day! Half day!

A full day! Half day! Full day!

Half day! Full day! Half day!

Full day! Half day! Half day!

Half day! Half day! Full day!

Half day! Full day! We need half a day and no

Full day! We need half a day and no more!

We need half a day and no more! Well, you'll get a full day

More! Well, you'll get a full day and no less!

Well, you'll get a full day and no less! Okie dokie. See you tomorrow.

And no less! Okie dokie. See you tomorrow. Wait. What?

Okie dokie. See you tomorrow. Wait. What? [ sneezes ]

Wait. What? [ sneezes ] huh.

[ sneezes ] huh. Sounds like the search won't be

Huh. Sounds like the search won't be necessary.

Sounds like the search won't be necessary. Iron will collects now.

Necessary. Iron will collects now. But w-we had an agreement.

Iron will collects now. But w-we had an agreement. You got to come back tomorrow.

But w-we had an agreement. You got to come back tomorrow. When somepony tries to block,

You got to come back tomorrow. When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!

When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock! Aah!

Show them that you rock! Aah! [ spits ]

Aah! [ spits ] [ munch! Munch! ]

[ spits ] [ munch! Munch! ] your payment is overdue,

[ munch! Munch! ] your payment is overdue, fluttershy.

Your payment is overdue, fluttershy. [ knock on door ]

Fluttershy. [ knock on door ] [ snorts ]

[ knock on door ] [ snorts ] you were nothing but a doormat,

[ snorts ] you were nothing but a doormat, and iron will turned you into a

You were nothing but a doormat, and iron will turned you into a lean, mean, assertive machine.

And iron will turned you into a lean, mean, assertive machine. [ whip! Whip! ]

Lean, mean, assertive machine. [ whip! Whip! ] now pay iron will what you owe

[ whip! Whip! ] now pay iron will what you owe iron will.

Now pay iron will what you owe iron will. Um, no.

Iron will. Um, no. [ thud! ]

Um, no. [ thud! ] [ goat bleats ]

[ thud! ] [ goat bleats ] what did you say?

[ goat bleats ] what did you say? No.

What did you say? No. Ooh!

No. Ooh! I'd hate to be you right now,

Ooh! I'd hate to be you right now, because iron will is gonna rain

I'd hate to be you right now, because iron will is gonna rain down a world of hurt unless

Because iron will is gonna rain down a world of hurt unless iron will gets money -- pronto!

Down a world of hurt unless iron will gets money -- pronto! [ snorts ]

Iron will gets money -- pronto! [ snorts ] as I recall, during your

[ snorts ] as I recall, during your workshop, you promised "100%

As I recall, during your workshop, you promised "100% satisfaction guaranteed or you

Workshop, you promised "100% satisfaction guaranteed or you pay nothing."

Satisfaction guaranteed or you pay nothing." well, I'm not satisfied.

Pay nothing." well, I'm not satisfied. What do you mean you're not

Well, I'm not satisfied. What do you mean you're not satisfied?

What do you mean you're not satisfied? Everypony has always been

Satisfied? Everypony has always been satisfied!

Everypony has always been satisfied! Well, I guess I'm the first,

Satisfied! Well, I guess I'm the first, then.

Well, I guess I'm the first, then. But since I'm not satisfied, I

Then. But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay.

But since I'm not satisfied, I refuse to pay. It's as simple as that.

Refuse to pay. It's as simple as that. [ whap! ]

It's as simple as that. [ whap! ] [ zip! ]

[ whap! ] [ zip! ] [ goats bleating ]

[ zip! ] [ goats bleating ] oh.

[ goats bleating ] oh. Are you sure you're not just a

Oh. Are you sure you're not just a little bit satisfied?

Are you sure you're not just a little bit satisfied? Uh, because maybe we could cut a

Little bit satisfied? Uh, because maybe we could cut a deal.

Uh, because maybe we could cut a deal. I-I mean, we're both reasonable

Deal. I-I mean, we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we?

I-I mean, we're both reasonable creatures, aren't we? I'm sorry, but "no" means

Creatures, aren't we? I'm sorry, but "no" means "no."

I'm sorry, but "no" means "no." "no" means "no," huh?

"no." "no" means "no," huh? Nopony has ever said that to me

"no" means "no," huh? Nopony has ever said that to me before.

Nopony has ever said that to me before. Huh.

Before. Huh. I got to remember that one.

Huh. I got to remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my

I got to remember that one. That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop.

That's a good catchphrase for my next workshop. [ goat bleats ]

Next workshop. [ goat bleats ] you were amazing, fluttershy!

[ goat bleats ] you were amazing, fluttershy! You totally stood up to that

You were amazing, fluttershy! You totally stood up to that monster.

You totally stood up to that monster. In fact, you didn't change at

Monster. In fact, you didn't change at all.

In fact, you didn't change at all. You were the same old fluttershy

All. You were the same old fluttershy that we've always loved.

You were the same old fluttershy that we've always loved. But one we've missed!

That we've always loved. But one we've missed! Don't worry.

But one we've missed! Don't worry. Old fluttershy is back for good.

Don't worry. Old fluttershy is back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole

Old fluttershy is back for good. I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far.

I'm sorry I took the whole assertiveness thing too far. Friends?

Assertiveness thing too far. Friends? Both: Friends!

Friends? Both: Friends! [ laughter ]

Both: Friends! [ laughter ] dear princess celestia,

[ laughter ] dear princess celestia, sometimes it can be hard for a

Dear princess celestia, sometimes it can be hard for a shy pony like me to stand up for

Sometimes it can be hard for a shy pony like me to stand up for myself, and when I first tried

Shy pony like me to stand up for myself, and when I first tried it, I didn't like the pony I

Myself, and when I first tried it, I didn't like the pony I became.

It, I didn't like the pony I became. But I've learned that standing

Became. But I've learned that standing up for yourself isn't the same

But I've learned that standing up for yourself isn't the same as changing who you are.

Up for yourself isn't the same as changing who you are. Now I know how to put my hoof

As changing who you are. Now I know how to put my hoof down without being unpleasant or

Now I know how to put my hoof down without being unpleasant or mean.

Down without being unpleasant or mean. [ gulp! ]

Mean. [ gulp! ] [ munch! Munch! Munch! ]

¶ my little pony

¶ my little pony

¶ my little pony

¶ friends