Original subtitles

- One for Tuche.… - TUCHE FOR ONE!

Brouhaha

Soft music

...

Once upon a time there was a poor family

who won 100 million euros in the lottery.

This family is mine. The Tuches.

It's been 5 years since we returned from Monaco.

The locals have nothing to complain about.

- I paid myself with the Christmas bonus.

And that, with the Ter of the Year bonus.

Laughs

- 22 weeks of vacation per year is a game-changer.

Huh, Bernard?

- Thank you, Jeff Tuche.

This is what happens when the winnings are distributed.

Bouzolles has become a paradise.

My father gave the Billasse factory to his colleagues.

They are shareholders and share the profits.

My father remained honorary president.

A post, thank God, without obligation of result.

- Oh oh oh ! Please !

Please put down your glasses.

We are on the board of directors.

Before talking about business,

I have a little annoyance.

It seems there are some who arrive early.

Yes, I know it.

It is unacceptable !

I give this to you, you take this.

If it happens again, kick your ass.

I remind you of our motto: 'Work less

to earn more. "

Do you all earn more? They agree.

If I can give you advice,

do not put your eggs in a rack.

15 banks, 15 cards.

Well.….

What time did we start? 2pm? It is.…

14h10.

End of the board of directors. At table !

You remember my brother Wilfried.

Alias ​​Tuche Daddy, unemployed rapper.

- 2.7 kg, bastard chain.

At the risk of surprising you, he is working on his 1st album.

- I'm inspired. - Ah yes ?

Brother, you're beautiful like an eggplant I'm watching you

On the potato shelf If you spoil me

Direct to guavas

- BOOM!

- You see ?

- Yeah, fat, you see?

Stéphanie, my big sister, spins perfect love with Georges Diouf.

- Love? It's me.

Georges signed at PSG. He became a real footballer.

Moans and laughs

Love ?

Laughs

WTF?

- Babe..

It's not

what you believe.

- It's my bathrobe!

Cris

I can't tell you what happened.

- Fries, fries, fries!

- It's coming….

- Ah! Finally !

Granny Suze. In 5 years, it has made no progress.

- I'm going to pose naked for a Swedish photographer.

- There's the samurai sauce. - Mum !

- What do you have ?

- Georges deceived me!

With an intellectual!

- This is a bad blow.

But darling, I told you, he's a footballer.

- We had a rule. He couldn't fool me at home.

- This is red card!

- I will die…

- Non !

- No, you eat first.

You are not going to die on an empty stomach.

Brouhaha

And the eyebrows!

- I'm finished.

- Do you know what I'm going to do? Buy the PSG.

And I fire him.

- No, don't do that.

- It's a bit expensive.

- I asked, it's not that expensive.

- You're in Qatar.

- It is true.

And what happened to little Donald?

I'm almost 16 years old. I'm doing a summer camp at an American university,

la California Superior Studies Institute.

Next to Los Angeles.

Groovy music

...

You know me, I'm not here for the beach.

I came to perfect my English for 1 month. Everything is beautiful here.

Girls too.

The most beautiful is Jennifer.

- Any questions? It's not Jennifer. Above.

Here.

She signed up to prepare for her return to high school.

She is beautiful, funny and she speaks French.

I think she likes me. She introduced me to her parents, the Carrington family.

They live in the most chic district of Los Angeles. The class.

Hello.

Dear.

It's for you.

- Oh, flowers!

So French!

- My father, Ron Sr, became governor of California.

- You really have an impressive family.

- I'm a bit of a family dud.

His wife protests.

Laughs

- And you, Donald, tell us about yourself.

What is your father doing in France?

- Ah, uh ...

My father.…. how to tell you.…

For the moment, he is unemployed.

The dog growls.

- What?

- For God Sake !

- Get out of my house, poor guy!

- Catch him, Ron!

- Cours, Donald !

- Son of a bitch!

- My father is a surgeon.

- Is that so ?

I never asked you.

- What is his specialty?

- Ah, uh ...

Plastic surgery.

But it no longer operates.

He manages his clinics

in Paris, Monaco, Geneva.

-Oh!

- He has the chance to travel by private jet.

Whirring

- And your mother ?

What does she do for a living?

- Mom devoted herself to the education of her 3 children.

- She prepares good French dishes.

-This, yes.

With us, family meals are sacred.

- We don't understand anything. - What?

If you can't understand what I'm saying,

ask Diouf to buy you a brain.

- If I have a brain, we can't talk anymore.

- Stop it. - Chipolata, don't hit me.

- There are hands that will fall.

- Did you lost your mind ?

- It's not okay ?

- Oh ! That's enough !

The Little House in the meadow begins again.

* An adult raccoon is dangerous.

* If he grows up with us,

he will be like a friend.

* - If we could tame a raccoon, we would know.

* Take him outside. Have fun with him and let him go again.

* It's just a baby! - Charles Ingalls, a man!

He is not afraid to make a decision for his family.

It’s like you.

When you wanted to sew, I said no.

Charles would have done the same ... - Hush!

- You're right, my chicory.

* I never thought Dad would say no.

- I imagine you like art, Donald.

Ron m'a offert

this drawing by Cézanne

for our 20 years of marriage.

- My mother is also passionate about art.

- Through

this sumptuous piece,

he wanted to express his quest for freedom and his love of the great outdoors.

A unique piece ... - What a beautiful setting.

It's realistic.

- Raclette machines?

- Last driveway on the left near the puncture repair kits.

- Okay, I'll take it. Must get started ...

* This week, 50% on all toothpicks!

- You see, Ron,

that's France. Education,

gastronomy, the art of living.

- Do you think I'm tough?

It's a little lie. They will never meet my parents.

Telling the truth about the Tuches is not easy.

- What do you want to do

later ?

- I'm not sure ... I would like ...

make the world better.

If I can.

- Come on, Donald. I'm showing you my desk.

Do you play chess? - A little bit.

Do you play often? - I have been 8 times

California champion.

You're welcome.

You seem to be a nice boy.

I don't want you to see Jennifer anymore.

- Pardon ?

- My daughter is a Carrington.

You don't have the level.

Thrilling music

- Mat.

I will spare you the following parts. I beat him 6 times.

Thanks for the parties.

- Sit down, Donald.

Donald..

You are gifted, aren't you? - I don't like that word.

- You know what it is ?

- One of the university fraternities.

- My brotherhood.

Epsilon Brotherhood.

The most prestigious, the most powerful.

It has formed the elite of the United States for 150 years

and rule the world.

This is what you want to do, right? Change the world ?

- Yes..

- You can be one of us.

Skype ringtone

* There is more toothpaste.

* Press the button. * That's what I do.

“Donald, can you hear us?

- Yes, but I can't see you.

* Coin-coin, how do you turn on the light?

- Put the video. Click on the camera.

* Is there Internet in Bouzolles? Swap!

* Let Tuche Daddy do it.

"Cheers

* Hi, Coin-coin! * Hello.

*It's okay ? You eat well ? * Of course, hamburgers.

* Bring me a cap from New York, California.

* Did you meet Kim Kardashian? How is her ass?

* Teubi wanted to fuck a turtle last night.

* Hi, granny! - Beautiful, your room!

Is it a library behind?

Brouhaha

Do you have a window?

- Not all at the same time. Let him speak!

So ? * Everything is going well, it's great.

It's almost the end of the stay. So..

I thought, maybe ...

stay a little longer, to prepare for the new school year.

* - It's already been 3 weeks, anyway.

“We are starting to miss you. She repeats louder.

* Coin-coin !

There's something I don't understand. Do you work on vacation?

“Holidays are for walking around in underwear.

“Not for reading. * You're stupid, Coin-coin.

- To improve my English, the best is here.

* Yes .. How long would it be?

“How much longer?

* - A little month.

* You will not be there for your birthday in Bouzolles?

* 16 years old, it can be celebrated!

* We don't care, we'll celebrate it later.

* Well .. Well, yes.

“Your father agrees. Do what's good for you,

- Thanks Mom. I have to take a look.

- GOODBYE, CORNER!

- Come on, it's okay, my chicory.

We will make him a nice party when he returns.

I'm going to bed.

I haven't done anything all day, I'm exhausted.

- A table !

Well. - I could eat an egg.

- They say an ox.

- No, the expression is: "who puts away an ox,

"steals an egg." - No, it's like the frog.

"Master frog, on the tree perched" - It's gratin.

Les Tuche, I have something important to tell you.

Donald is not coming to his birthday. - the year of the hairs.

- Is it 16 when we have hair?

- You were born hairless, you will die hairless.

- It's not like you,

Chewbacca.

- Don't call me that.

They bicker.

- Yes, well ... Oh! Where was I?

- Chewbacca.

- Who, well, so ...

If Donald doesn't come to us, well us.….

- What? - Well.

- I dunno.

- We'll go to him!

- Ah yes…

- We surprise him!

We all go to America!

Cheers

One for Tuche ... - TUCHE FOR ONE!

- Looked. Bouzolles, Monaco.

It took less than 8 hours.

Bouzolles, Los Angeles.

One hour more.

- What are you going to do there?

- I'm taking the bac.

- You tell me you're going to America

with your Nevada? - Exactly.

I like to drive.

No, I'm not afraid of the plane. Nothing to see.

Nothing to do, I tell you.

Disturbing music

- Sir, did you ring the bell?

- When do we arrive ? - In 10 hours, we just took off.

- Okay.

- In ten hours, sir.

- Did you hear?

How did she guess the question?

It's a Mentalist!

- That's it, we're above the sea.

- I love the calf, I love the calf.

Ah, what I like veal.

- Thank you, bitch.

* - Thank you, bitch. - Thank you, bitch.

* - Thank you, bitch.

- I have it there.

“I really like your smart, asshole.

He tries to repeat.

- Fight for me, my pigs!

Wilfried s'entraîne.

Come on!

-I really like your smart, asshole.

I'm good.

- The Oscar for best actress is awarded to Stéphanie Tuche.

- Thank you. Thank you, thank you at the Oscars.

If I had been told that one day,

I would shoot with DiCaprio donations Titanic 2,

I never would have believed it.

Hallu, what!

She laughs.

Georges Diouf ...

Fuck you! Applause

Groovy music

...

- Aren't we in Los Angeles?

- It's a little detour. You made my dream come true in Monaco,

in my turn to realize yours.

- What's this ? - It's a surprise.

- Really, I don't see. - You're going to like it.

Yolande de Bouzolles Voyages helped me, otherwise I would never have found it.

- Found what? Are you going to tell me? - You will see.

Curious, go!

Here is our new house for the next 2 days.

- Ah, this case!

- Bastard motorhome!

- Have a nice trip.

- Thank you, bitch.

- THANKS, SLUT!

Cheers

- There's even a steering wheel!

- It's okay, they filled the fridge.

- Bastard television!

- You champagne!

- You're right, mom. It's a car, a house, you can drive

and sleep. - Park and peel the potatoes.

- Strong, these Americans!

- Mom, there's a bathroom!

- Oh, impeccable.

- Get attached, we're taking off.

Horn The horn!

"'We're An American Band" (Grand Funk)

...

-You're in your jealousy, I'm in my jacuzzi.

* Finally, you're in my jacuzzi.

Finally, you got it right!

* Don't insist. - Just dinner. I will explain myself.

“We spent 5 great years together.

- Watch out !

- Pothole! Or donkey.

- I will be in LA in 2 days.

You only have to come, if it's important.

- Hello? Baby?

"'We're An American Band" (Grand Funk)

...

- That's it ! Here we are, my Jeff.

- It's not true.

This is where it happened. Thank you, my Cathy.

Impressed exclamations

- Super !

Credits for "The Little House on the Prairie"

THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE

...

- Nice memory. Logs for the Tuche.

You made me a happy man.

- I love you, Jeff. Why did you take all these hats?

- I don't know my head size, I took all the sizes.

At 80 dollars, no need to deprive yourself.

- Money is made for fun.

In addition, we are drunk with aces.

- We end up eating them, the tickets.

Bips * Low gas.

- There's more gas! Must refuel.

1200 liters, there is for one hour.

When I say that to Monier ..

Creaking rocking chair

- Your rocking chair is beautiful.

- That's it.

Full.

He stammers.

...

It's not possible, where are they?

That's crazy ! Cathy!

Cathy, come on!

- What is happening ? - I can't find the cards anymore.

I put them there, I'm sure. - Did you look in your banana?

- Of course, 1st thing I did.

- In your back pockets?

- Yes too. - Your revolver pocket?

- It's the same.

It is the same. - Where are they?

You didn't put them in the fridge.

- I don't know, sometimes we do stuff ...

Cathy...

We had 15 cards.

How did we lose them?

You can lose a card, not fifteen.

You can lose two cards, not fifteen.

You can lose three cards, if not fifteen.

Do you agree? - Yes...

- You can lose four cards, it can happen, ps fifteen.

Do you agree?

You can lose five cards, it can happen, ps fifteen.

You can lose six cards, you can, but not fifteen.

You can lose seven cards, but not fifteen.

- He's going to do me fifteen.

- Wait, you can lose eight cards,

but not fifteen. You can lose nine cards,

but not fifteen. Ah yes of course.

You can lose ten cards, not fifteen.

You can lose eleven cards, not fifteen.

You can lose twelve cards, not fifteen.

You can lose thirteen cards, not fifteen. Fourteen cards, not fifteen.

You can lose fifteen cards, not fifteen.

Ah yes, you can.

- The cards, I threw them away.

The richer you are, the more you are stupid!

- No, grandma, We're not accusing you.

She sighs.

- 942 dollars.

- I got the bank!

We have the card in 48 hours.

Sighs of relief

...

It's good, it's good.

- We would have been wrong. - Perfect, 48 hours.

It's not.….

- No, it's not good. We will not stay there

for two days, standing up more.

Monsieur,

we are really sorry.

We pay you ...

- Silver…

- In two days.

- Two days.

- Never !

You owe me

942 dollars.

I keep the mobile home while waiting for payment.

- He's guarding the caravan.

- No it is not possible.

Ah yes, it is possible.

Come on!

- Thank you.

Fire

- We're dry. We have never been so poor.

- I can't live without money.

I am a footballer's wife.

- How far is it, Dijon?

- Who, we're broke, grandma.

- It's up to me to find the money.

- How? 'Or' What ? You are unemployed professional.

- I see only one solution.

Western music

...

- It's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

...

Cowboy cry

- Not a dollar. We won nothing, my chicory.

Shout

- Where is she, Granny Suze?

- She was there.

Mom, where are you?

Say "peanut", if you hear me!

- I found granny! Come to see.

Crowd cry

...

...

...

...

-Go, Butch!

Come on, finish it!

Western music

...

- Do we stop to sleep? - No, we're too late. We are going forward.

If I hadn't lost

my credit cards…

15 ... The 15 ..

This case…

You can lose a card, but not 15.

- But it becomes worrying there!

What's this ?

- There's no point in rehashing. There you are, yoyotes.

- Of course, I yoyote .. - Stop!

- If you find my dentures, let me know!

- I lost my cards…

- Can we see Los Angeles from here?

- It's too far. And the earth is round.

- Will, I'm not sure, but ..

I think you just said something smart.

- It's weird.

- Sleep well, my chicory? - I had a horrible nightmare.

I dreamed that you were working. - How awful.

- Where are we ? - I dunno.

I stopped around 5 a.m. I couldn't take it anymore.

- Do not go to the toilet, it smells like hazelnut!

- You're right, granny. Let's call Donald,

he will worry. - I am talking to him.

You don't know how to lie.

I am cunning. Like a fox.

He mustn't suspect.

Let's keep the surprise. It's ringing.

Phone.

Alarm

- Papa?

- Hello, Coin-coin?

It's dad. I'm taking news.

You are in America, and we ...

we are in Bouzolles.

In France.

He chuckles.

- Is there a problem?

- No, don't worry, why?

- It's late at home.

- It's late ?

- Jet lag.

*- Papa ?

- Uh ... Coin-coin, it's mom. * Hi Mom.

- So your father and I

we decided to go camping.

*- OK that's super.

*. In Pas-de-Calais.

“You know your father, he drives at night.

- Yes. I have a double call, kisses.

* Ah, so ...

* You're ready ? - Yes, Ron.

Don't forget, Donnie. You are the best.

“Explode them, son.

- Cunning like a fox, to others.

You almost broke the surprise.

She sighs.

I didn't find it as usual. - Don't worry.

- Yes, I didn't find it as usual.

- We're going to make a salsify. - A selfie, dad.

- We stand next to this thing. - Okay.

Place yourself, I put the rhyme.

- Who ! Are you ready?

- Attention.

- Say 'apple'.

- APPLE.

- I think it's good.

- This is not good ?

It is unclear ?

- It's ...

Indians.

Disturbing music

...

- What is this madness ?

- We traveled back in time.

- Welcome to the Sioux reserve.

Sorry, there is no visit today.

- He's talking too fast.

- They don't speak sign language?

- I'm taking care of it.

Ugh !

We,

Shower.

We come from the future.

- They don't understand English. But where do they come from?

- Hello, beautiful kids!

We are lost. Can you give us a hand?

- But how do you know our language, old squaw?

- One night,

I got drunk

before "Dance with the wolves", I had a coma

and when I woke up,

I was talking like that.

- The old woman speaks our language!

- If you still call me old woman,

je te scalpe.

Laughs

...

- Do you speak Indian?

- Respect the food. They worship the animals they eat.

- How do you know that ?

- They said it to Who wants to earn millions? "

- If the nuggets are not hot enough,

there is a microwave in the teepee.

- Cathy...

I have to warn them. No.

I no longer have the right to remain silent.

My friends…

As you know,

I come from the future.

- Papa !

- A great misfortune

will touch your people.

Yes.

The white man is coming.

He will kill your bison and sell you fire water.

Only one will get away

and have a great career. It's Bison Futé.

- It is more waterproof, it takes itself for Terminator!

- OH!

- My poor ...

Laughs

...

- Ron, Ron!

I am received.

- I never doubted you, Donnie.

Sit down.

Open, it's for you.

- The Epsilon watch?

- You must never leave her.

- Thanks, Ron.

*. We are going through a zone of turbulence.

“Make sure your seat

“And your tablet is straightened.

Hip-hop music

...

- Monsieur !

Take off your helmet.

- What? - Remove your ...

- I didn't remove them from the French team, so there ...

She doesn't know who I am ...

- My God !

- Not a gesture.

- Seriously?

Acclamations

“Ladies and gentlemen, here is your captain.

“We urgently stop in Denver to disembark a passenger

* “Who felt unwell.

"Free Ride" (The Edgar Winter Group)

...

If you dream of it, you will realize it

Success and power

Klaxon

...

- It's not true !

- 22, 22. Who's talking to him? - Come on, my chicory. Go ahead.

I have nothing to say. - Must coax him.

Hello sheriff.

We come to see our son, Donald Tuche.

- Touch.

- You have to go, okay?

- What?

- We can't be parked there.

- No that's not it.

We come to see Coin-coin.

- Tell him in English.

(English accent) - Coin-coin.

- Ah !

He's there !

Cheers

- My Coin-coin!

- What ... - You're weird.

Do you travel?

- Jeff, it's personal.

We almost never arrived for your birthday.

- You have arrived.

- The Mediterranean doesn't stop us. - Atlantic.

- Good kid.

- The Atlantic is in France.

- Just two short seconds.

- It's okay ? You know them ? - Who.

These are my friends, don't worry.

The vigil is not happy. Let's go.

- Yes, okay, calmos!

- Good bye, sir.

- Haven't you lost weight? You have canary canes.

Klaxon

(In choir) Happy birthday Coin-coin

Happy birthday Coin-coin

Happy birthday Coin-coin

Happy birthday Coin-coin

Applause

- Go ahead, breath!

- WHICH ARE !

Applause

- From the whole family.

Give, I keep it.

- It's the Ingalls family watch.

There, the needles,

it's axes.

That's not all, look behind.

You'll see.

- For Donald Tuche Ingalls,

your family who loves you.

- What, did you already have it?

- What's wrong ?

- Cate doesn't please?

- I met a great girl here.

- That's right.

- She comes from a wealthy family.

- More than us? - They won the lottery?

- The important thing is that his father took me under his wing. He has plans.

- That's great !

- I do not understand. Where is the problem ?

- The problem is that I lied about you!

I wanted to show myself well.

I said anything.

- What?

- I said that .. you were a plastic surgeon,

that you had clinics…

We were bourgeois. I am sorry.

Tomorrow I'm having lunch with them. I'll tell them everything.

And too bad.

You weren't supposed to come here!

- Donald! - Leave him.

- How could he be ashamed of Miss Bouzolles?

- He blew up.

- Lying about your family…

Still. Well.

Me, it pains me a lot.

Yes because..

At that train ...

If we go this way….

Well, the family ...

Hein ?

- What are we going to do, mom?

- Ask your father.

- Wait, we're not going back to Bouzolles.

- Don't add more.

She chuckles.

Flirty, go.

- Madonna !

Demi Moore !

Julia Roberts ! - Là, Miss Bouzolles !

- You are with!

Will, it's a sign.

I have the same hands as Marilyn.

- Hands is good.

Lack more than the rest.

- Ron, I need to talk to you. Doorbell

- Are we waiting for someone?

- Not that I know of, honey.

- Juanita!

- Excuse me. What did you want to say to me ?

- Here, in fact, my parents ...

- Mr and Mrs Tuche.

- Doctor Tuche.

- That's it ? Did you invite your family?

What a good idea !

- Yes that's it…

It's them.

- Aren't we kissing our parents?

- What a nice surprise.

Elizabeth Carrington.

- Nice to meet you.

- Our daughter, Jennifer.

- Nice to meet you.

- My respects.

- Nice to meet you.

- My respects.

My respects.

- So what ?

- Welcome.

- Thank you.

We do not want to potentially disturb you

but we wanted, my husband and I,

to thank you for the benefits

that you lavish on our son.

- Certainly.

A small present.

- Mouton Rotschild 82.

You spoil me. Don't thank us.

It was a pleasure to take care of Donnie.

Have lunch with us.

I insist. - No no.…

No, we were not planning to stay.

- Two additional covers, Juanita.

- Doctor Tuche.

- You can call me Jeff.

- Jeff.

I let you say the blessing of the meal.

- Spirit, are you there?

If you are there, strike twice.

Nobody's going to leave a message.

Thank you for this good meal.

Holy Spirit.

Bless the soup.

Salt and pepper,

knives,

and thank you for allowing Donald to meet the Carrington.

They are people like that!

Open your eyes, you don't see.

- Amen.

- AMEN.

- Hey, man!

- Jeff.

You should open a clinic here.

We love everything French.

- Absolutely.

- Your clinics have been a real success.

How do you explain it?

- You will agree, there are very ugly people on earth.

I make them less ugly.

So, that allows me.…

- Do you practice a lot of rhinoplasty?

- Certainly.

- Your soup

is succulent, Mrs….

She mumbles.

- Compared to your little dishes that Donald talks about,

it's nothing.

- How nice.

If one day, you go through Bou ... Monaco,

Paris or Geneva, I will prepare you

one of my specialties. Gratin.

It's a stew of potatoes

on his béchamel bed

and its gruyère gratinade.

- So that, really ...

- With pleasure !

- It's very good.

- We don't know Geneva.

- Unlike our banker.

Laughs

...

- let's have a toast

to our French friends and congratulate Donnie on his admission to Epsilon Fraternity

for the next 4 years.

A Donnie !

- A DONNIE !

- A DONNIE...

- Goodbye, and thank you again! - Thank you.

- Oh, I drank too much!

Have you seen the crepe paper dress?

- Goodbye ! I am going to open.

It will amaze them!

There is sun!

- Good road.

- What? It's blocked ?

- Goodbye. It's blocked.

- Oh, shame!

- It's blocked ! Windshield wipers !

It's blocked..

- Go out.

Oh, shame, shame!

Thanks again ! - Thank you.

- I'm coming to see with you.

- The weather is nice,

not beautiful .. Sun, rain…

It is not easy !

It's Los Angeles.

Global warming.

- The seaside. As in Monaco.

Leave it in a temperate position. - We'll do that.

- We leave it in a temperate position.

- Good evening. Thank you goodbye !

- And thank you again!

- Thanks again.

- They are interesting.

- Yes, she is very chic…

And her accent is delicious.

- Thank you for the hood button,

I would not have found.

- Say, Mouton Rothschild ..

They could have removed Sheep.

- I don't know how to thank you.

- Didn't you put the shame on you too much? - No, I love you.

- U.S. too. We would never have let you down.

- At your age, in addition, not even a major…

- I will miss you. Strongly Christmas.

Laughs

What did I say ?

- I'm on reste!

- What do you mean ?

- We're going to look for a house. We settle down.

- Say, she’s impressive,

the Carrington home.

I understand that you lied.

But never forget where you come from.

And you're a Tuche. - I promise, mom.

- Okay, I'm going to have to buy a clinic.

Laughs

...

Mom loves her new American life.

She chose a larger house than in Monaco.

1000 m2, 10 bathrooms, 31 toilets.

In America everything is possible. Dad asked for accommodation.

A private fuel pump to stop breaking down.

Un drive-in McTuche.

We have not forgotten Granny Suze who has her teepee and the equipment for the snail.

My father plays his role of surgeon until the end.

He is the proud owner of a clinic in Beverly Hills,

which he bought from a friend of Ron Carrington.

That he bought from a friend of Ron Carrington.

- Gentlemen, we start at the beginning.

What is cosmetic surgery?

It is the body.

So let's start

by a very precise diagram.

I assure you, it does not operate.

He leads a reputable team.

Squeaky chalk

It might be a little long. Let's take news from Will.

Rap Music

- Of the. in Bouzolles, same fight

Except that in Bouzolles we speak French, and here, not

Tuche Daddy driving

I don’t put my turn signal when I go straight

Everyone pushes place at Tuche and Furious

Everyone pushes place at Tuche and Furious

Bastard rhymes!

Fun music

...

In Hollywood, my sister will be able to realize her dream.

Become a movie star.

Finally, it is not won.

- Hello, what do you want to drink?

- Ice tea, please. Please.

- Are you an actress?

- Is it showing that much ?

- It is obvious.

I saw you in a movie, but.

I can't remember the name.

- I haven't done anything here yet. It will come.

I was Miss Bouzolles.

- Thierry.

- Stephanie.

- I take care of French stars.

Jean Dujardin, Mathilde Cotillard,

Omar Sy ...

- Wow!

- To quote the less known.

In short, I am a celebrity agent.

That's good, because ...

If I can, you,

you're a star.

She laughs.

- Oh, the coincidence!

Laughs

As for me, I am well integrated.

As a younger member

in the history of the Epsilons, I am the king of the campus.

Ah, I forgot my father ... This great surgeon.

- There, the body.

Good..

The difference between cosmetic surgery and football.

It's simple.

What is expensive in football? It's the feet.

In cosmetic surgery, what is expensive is the face.

You can do the eyes, the nose,

mouth, ears, hair ..

The chin…

The face, what!

- The most important thing in cosmetic surgery is the face.

- You've finished ?

Why am I here? What do I represent?

I represent France. This is what we are looking for here.

I will ask you to understand this. France is to do it.

To do it all, all together, France.

- Well…

Good luck !

Once a month, my father organizes a barbecue for his clinic.

- Taste my sausage She's too crazy

Taste my sausage It comes from Bouzolles

Repeat after me : "Barbecue de bâtards"

- Bastards barbecue.

- Alright, bitch. - Will!

Sausage! - Sausage.

- Sausage.

- Nice, the hut. Are you renting?

- We bought cash.

- Oh yeah.

- It looks like the house of an actress. - Normal.

- Why ?

- You're a great actress.

- But yes ...

You want to see? - Yes.

- The fear…

- Yeah ..

- Hatred of the other.

- Oh yeah.

- The reproductive instinct. - Ah yes.

Can you make me happy and afraid together?

- Do not stay with these big thighs.

Go to the clinic.

2, 3 shots of aspi here or there ..

You will find

your legs from 20 years ago.

Your husband will thank me.

C'est Moby Dick !

They are the Cherry trees, our Quebec neighbors.

The woman runs a computer box. She is a millionaire.

It was her husband who had set up the company.

Now Roger stays at home.

- Thanks for the invitation. I made a tallow pie.

- Thank you…

- It is a pleasure. - You're more gifted for pies

only to bring cash.

Good to fire you.

Hein, Roger?

- Hi, Gaby! It's okay ?

- A stuffed dog, what a great idea!

No need to take it out to do your business.

- And we can machine it.

- This is a concept!

- So, business? - + 20%.

- 20%, this deal!

- What is your beer?

- La Bouzollaise. Do you like? - Yes.

- I'll give you one.

- Still, she's going strong, Gaby.

- She's not mean.

She's like a bison in ice skates.

Laughs

- Come. - Yes.

- Suze house!

Dry ass, dyke!

- Call a doctor!

- Well, well, well ..

So, therefore, diagnosis ...

It's nothing ... We're going to wake her up.

What's her name ?

- Daisy. - It's pretty.

Daisy !

Here.

The heart is gone.

It happens often.

The heart stops, starts again… stops, starts again…

Stop, start again. The flashing disease.

I did that my job.

Goodbye, Mrs. Bolton!

Goodbye ! - Goodbye…

Are nicer than the Monegasques, the Amerloques.

- I only have 2 cards left. They took everything from me.

It was a good day.

- Tell your mother that she's not spinning her cock.

We're going to end up having a dead man.

- I heard everything.

- Well, today, operation ...

Miss Bolton.

I drew it for you.

You can see it. And you find it on the operating table.

Miss Bolton, she's still a big cow.

We will do everything, from floor to ceiling.

We are going to attack him

at 4-4-2,

4 on the face, 4 on the belly, 2 on the legs.

There will be no return match!

- Do your best ! There will be no return match.

- Walter…

You're captain. The armband is a mark of confidence.

You don't disappoint me. You're my dick.

Someone's knocking at the door.

- Roger !

- Cathy! Your barbecue

was really successful.

I made you molasses cookies.

- Oh ! What?

- Molasses?

- Ah...

Shout

Don't touch that, it's grandma.

- You look like a real squaw with a feather.

- Get lost, you stink, face of fart!

-Oh!

- I think she likes me.

- Ah, that yes! Come.

You know that ... - What?

- I'm the only one who understands it.

- I won the lottery

Check the hood, how beautiful it is

Rap Music

...

(In Spanish)

- Juan, I'm your father's gardener.

- I'm Wilfried. I am the son of my parents, Tuche Daddy.

Slut.

- The hand on the heart.

- Hand on the heart.

- Come children of the fatherland

The day of glory is.… Ringing

Doctor Tuche, I'm listening. Yes, Cathy.

* Jeff, you know with Roger, we are cleaning up, you have to come and help us.

- I don't have time, chicory.

If I waste time, I lose money.

- Are you wasting your time with me?

* - No, princess.

But you have to run the clinic.

- It's okay, you have money, no need to work.

* It's not the same, I win it

with my sweat, not just lotto.

I leave you. * Hold on !

“Come home early. - Okay.

Alright Alright.

It's good, you no longer have your big snitch.

It's better, huh?

How are you, Caribbean pirate?

What is happening ? It's not okay ?

We said the knees, not the chin.

Give him a credit.

- Oh there, I'm caned.

- When I hit the bar, I clean up with music.

Country music

“Think Of What You've Done" (The Billy-Bob Banjo Band)

...

- I'm out of breath.

Thank you.

- There's already a small level.

You have a level ...

Yes..

- Thank you.

- I have a contest in 15 days. I see myself

register for this competition.

To Las Vegas.

- Las Vegas ?

He's laughing.

- I can say that you are married?

Otherwise, impossible.

It is organized by Republicans.

- Yes, yes, for sure.

Do you mind, Cathy? - No.

- Isn't this couple cute?

Isn't he cute?

The door slams.

- Excuse me, I am late.

We liposugged binoculars, it took twice as long.

Hi, Roger. - We didn't wait for you.

- It is not serious.

Is your wife not there? - She's at the office.

- She's spinning her box, like me.

You see,

before, I was unemployed, like you.

And here,

in Los Angeles, I realized that work,

it is important for a man. For example,

in the Middle Ages, man hunted with his bare hands.

He had no choice to feed

his family. When his wife saw him enter

with a rabbit punctured under the arm,

the broken neck,

eyes torn off,

the viscera that came out of his mouth,

she was proud to have married him.

- Say, hunter, did you bring back a dessert?

- Oh, I forgot.

- Fortunately, Roger

brought a farte,

otherwise we would not have dessert.

- Okay, come on ...

I'm going to bed. Tomorrow i have to be

in shape.

Come on, good late evening.

- Oh my God...

Soft music

- That. ...

It's my secret garden.

- Are you the one who cuts everything?

- Yes, it's my passion.

I have a surprise for you.

- This is me.

- Yes, it's you, Will.

I did it for you.

The bogies.

The bogie Tuche Daddy.

The moon is beautiful.

- I'm sure that one day someone will step on it.

- Cathy, a fries and a gratin.

* What does one say ? - Thank you !

...

It rings.

* Who are you ?

- I am Cathy Tuche.

I am Donald's mommy.

*. Parents are not admitted here.

- Hello, darling? It's mom.

- I'm a lifeguard at sea, I can't swim.

* I'm bored.

- Stéphanie!

- I have to leave you, I work.

- Who here !

You have to give me

much more ! Hold on..

Here.

You're on the surf. Good !

You surf. Yep!

You surf

on the wave of success.

Forget the photographer! Go ahead !

Let go, it's good!

What are you doing ?

- Idling ...

- Magnificent. Magnificent.

- I loved working with you.

You're awesome. I can see ? - No.

Everyone has their own work. You're the actress, I'm the photographer.

Superb. Superb.

- Roger! - Come on, my Cathy.

Look what I did to you.

A trinket and ears of squeak.

- That's it ? I can see very well.

In Bouzolles, they say calves of Judas.

- It would be nice to train for Vegas.

- Exactly, I'm not very sure for Vegas anymore.

- What?

- I thought about.

- Me too. Follow me.

My little caribou Since the first time I saw you

I have the nod upside down

- Roger..

- My little beaver, all of our moments.….

- Roger, I'm not comfortable with that.

And There you go. Roger, we didn't understand each other.

I love you very much, but as a friend.

That's all. Here.

I'm sorry if I turned you on.

But then .. I don't want to hurt Jeff.

So…

I'm not going to come to Las Vegas.

- Unbelievable ! A guy offered me $ 20,000

to make Brad Pitt's face to his dog.

20,000 dollars, they're crazy!

Today I have 12 operations. There will soon be no more ugly

in Los Angeles.

You'll tell me that I work too much.

I should take a vacation. Yes, but when ?

When can I take a vacation?

I do not care. I'm all fired up.

You know why ?

Every morning, I do a moothie.

I'm making a potato moothie.

Here…

Whirring blender

...

-… And you, you don't think about me.

- Do you want me to make one? Its good.

It's good, full of vitamins.

It's good for the body, digestion, detox.

Ringtone - Jeff ...

- Who, Mrs. Bolton.

Stop calling me, I don't speak English, I repeat it to you.

- Are you okay, mom?

- I'm a little worried about your little brother.

And for daddy, too.

- Call Mrs. Bolton back. It's okay for the fat injection.

She will gain at least 15 cm.

Very important, launch the operation "For a redone nose, the 2nd one offered."

We're not arguing, Walter.

Who is the Boss ? Walter or me?

Is it Walter or is it me?

Epic music

...

He screams.

- You scared me, are you okay?

You're crazy ?

This case…

Pub in English

Groovy music

* Do you have a big problem?

Can't see your mouth anymore?

Do you want to crack nuts with your breasts?

“Do you want to look like a Frenchwoman?

“Come get a liposuction!

Is your name cow's ass?

You're a pudding, but thanks to Jeff Tuche,

you can get hot for just $ 50,000.

Call me now !

"And do not forget.

* As he says!

Jeff sifflote.

- My Cathy, you're here.

Have you seen my new ad?

- Yes, I saw her.

- Martin Scorsese did it. Is he known? It cost a fortune.

You do not say anything ? I was good, at least?

- 2 weeks that you kiss me more before leaving.

- Is that so ? Excuse me.

With the clinic, I have one minute left.

- And even a second longer for your wife.

- Bah .. What ...

Finally.…

Cathy, you don't realize.

You know, when you're a surgeon ..

- Are you a surgeon, Jeff Tuche?

But let me laugh!

You repeated your 6th grade 4 times!

You never planted a nail

and you don't know how to cut chicken!

Hello, the operation!

Where's the Jeff who got up at noon?

Do you remember your promises?

I will give as little as possible to take care of you.

Where am I?

I'm not entitled to happiness?

Am I not good enough for you?

- Cathy...

I'm sorry, my chicory.

I was fully in my clinic, I thought more about you.

Here, come.

Don't move, my princess.

So…

A little bit here,

a little bit there ... I go up the cheekbones.

Afterwards, we will do the jowls.

You are going to become a real Californian.

We're going to make an appointment.

Thursday, 3 p.m.

No, 3.15 p.m., rather.

- Roger, it's Cathy.

Do you have two minutes?

- Cathy ?

Cathy ?

Mom, Cathy is gone, don't you know where?

- I was cold, I put my panties in the microwave.

- You're right, it's weird, his car is there.

Sigh of contentment

- What made you change your mind?

- Remember, I told you that your wife should respect you?

It's my turn. Jeff has no right to treat me like this.

- Do not worry.

It'll get better. - I do not want.

There Jeff went too far.

- We focus on our competition.

On the dance floor, we will forget everything.

- Fortunately you're here, my Roger.

Shout of joy

(Cathy) "She doesn't like the plane either.

"She came by boat.

Monier gave me a hand.

"It was a surprise for our 25 years of marriage ...

"But there, it is rather a farewell gift.

'Farewell."

"You Are So Beautiful" (Joe Cocker)

...

- Health.

...

You will drive like your father!

- Hey, Coin-coin!

- Calm down, Coin-coin.

It will be your turn afterwards.

* -Djorkaeff put the ball in for this corner.

“The French were not very happy.

“Head and goal!

- Yeah! Zizou, Zizou, Zizou!

...

- Teddy.

- My project is simple.

Buy land in Brazil, pretend to reforest it,

but in fact, extract shale gas.

- Excellent. Donnie.

- My project is to recover the batteries from old mobile phones.

The depollution will be financed by the sale

recycled products,

and the profit margin of 15%

will be donated to Greenpeace.

- Greenpeace ?

Laughs

...

- Sorry, Donnie.

- Ron, at Epsilon, we only talk about money.

- What are you talking about ?

- I'm not done.

This world doesn't interest me. I am not like you.

We are simple, honest people.

The ones you crush.

My father is not a surgeon, but his heart is on his hand.

- I know from the start

that he is not a surgeon.

But that's just it

that I liked about you.

You denied your redneck family.

Unscrupulous ambition is a rare quality.

You're like me.

A Carrington never backs off.

- I'm not a Carrington.

I am a Tuche.

- Are you kidding me, Thierry?

It's rotten castings!

- This is the chance of your life. * Shut up !

I'm better than that.

- Cathy..

Call me back, I'm worried.

Kisses, my chicory.

Melancholic music

...

- You know what, dad?

We have to become real Tuches again.

- You grew up well, my Coin-coin.

Even if you still have a little fagot cut.

- Where is she, mom?

- I think she left for Bouzolles.

- I received a message from mom! - I have the same.

- "Children,

"I need to take stock.

- "I went with Roger to a contest in Vegas.

- "I love you, I think of you."

- She's with the Cherry!

We're going to Vegas!

- I don't have my Playmobil! - Yes, come, mom.

Groovy music

...

Brake hits

...

- Seriously?

Stopped ! Not my hair, I'm a footballer!

...

- How are you?

Roger and Cathy Cerisier.

He spells his name.

...

- What is that …

What is happening ?

Fracas

- Papa….

Pa.… ..

We're not going to have time to bury it.

- Rest in peace, my Nevada.

You're at home now.

- AMEN.

- Damn it. We're going to die here and Cathy is going to start a new life.

- I was almost a star. - I won't see Jennifer again.

- You can eat me first, but don't touch Juan.

- Who is it, Juan?

- So, are we going?

- You're right, mom. Unless there is a miracle, we will not get to Vegas.

- Do not panic.

God sends us a test.

Let’s accept it.

- They come from Charles Ingalls? - They are Amish.

- Whose amish?

- It's a religious community. They speak a derivative of German.

- Are they Germans? Why don't they drive Mercedes?

- Me, it's Wilfried Tuche. Him, Juan de la Cartena. It's my friend.

- I'm scared, Hans.

- The two boys are invert.

You don't risk anything.

- Don't get hot, bearded, or I'll climb on you.

- The old woman talks backwards.

- God tests our faith.

Don't look at this city, it's the devil in person.

- We could go there just a quarter of an hour.

Horses are thirsty.

I was just kidding, Sarah.

- From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

If you go through Bouzolles ...

You know, the amish of my amish are my amish.

Cheers

Cathy !

Cathy !

Haven't you seen Cathy Tuche?

- Man, they're pros. - It's the top level.

- Cathy !

Crazy music

- You will be proud of us.

...

* H now,

“They're coming from Los Angeles, California,

* thank you for hosting

“Cathy and Roger Cerisier.

- Dad, I know where she is.

Country music

...

Melancholic music

...

"And now

"Ladies and gentlemen,

Melancholic music

...

- Attends, Jeff.

- I need to talk to you, Cherry Tree.

It's my fault.

I'm a fool, I thought of myself.

I thought I was a surgeon.

Ben ..

Result, I lost my wife.

- Jeff ... - I'm not coming to complain.

I deserved it.

Cathy, she's a princess.

I forgot it a little.

You won, the cherry.

Now take care of her.

You know, Cathy ...

It's like a plant.

He needs love, sun.

Today is you, her sun.

It's not me anymore.

He needs water, too.

And one last tip.

Something must be done with your accent.

When you talk, we understand nothing.

Sometimes when you talk,

be quiet.

- What are you waiting for? Catch him.

- You won't hold it against me? - No, Cathy.

I know you love Jeff.

Classes…

- Thank you.

Soft music

...

You always want to operate on me,

doctor tuche?

...

- You're perfect, my chicory.

The only thing missing in your house is your husband.

- Shut up then.

- Say "apple '!

- APPLE.

- You go-y, dis.

- Yes I am going…. Yes Yes.

- What is happening ? - That's it…

Everyone is gathered, we are happy….

We are together, we are good.

I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you something.

Uh ...

Here, with Juan, we love each other.

As we are in Las Vegas, I wanted to take the opportunity to get married.

It is not won.

- Take off the dress or I'm going crazy!

No, Will, don't do that.

Don't do that, don't do that!

Cathy, you're here. I had a nightmare. - It's nothing.

- Wilfried was in the jacket.

He wanted to marry Juan.

He's laughing.

...

What? Wasn't that a nightmare?

- Well no.

It is true.

Get ready, it's in an hour.

- Oh no ! Must stop this right away!

Where are they, Tic and Tac?

- Jeff ... Are we Tuche or not?

What is a Tuche? It is not denied. A Tuche, it stays yourself.

You raised him like that, your son.

He's a man, he's going ahead.

- From the front… It goes rather from the back!

- Stopped ! Come here.

Sigh

- does he really love him?

- Oh yes.

- Well.…

There is only one thing left to do.

I'm going to operate the gardener. Will marries a woman.

What?

- If you're interested, it's the chapel address.

Sad music

- Another.

...

Charles Ingalls ?

- Jeff, do you know what is most important in life?

- Chop wood ?

- Non.

- Have a 5-seater cart?

- No, Jeff, let me speak.

The important thing is the family.

In our family, when we have hard knocks,

we face them together.

Famine, disease, attacks by Indians.

Having a blind daughter.

We overcome them because ..

We are a team.

- Have you never argued?

- In 9 seasons and 205 episodes,

never.

Do you love your son?

- Of course.

Of course I love him, my Will.

- So let him love whoever he wants.

'The Little House on the Prairie' (harmonica version)

...

- Thank you.

...

- I am really moved. - It's a great day.

- It's okay? - Who.

- A great day.

- If someone opposes this union,

let him speak now

or be quiet

for ever.

- Me !

- Ah not, Jeff.

- Wait, Cathy.

We have to start the ceremony again.

With us, the bride ...

She returns to her father's arm.

Moving music

...

Romantic music

...

Take care of my son.

...

- Juan Antonio de la Courtine….

Do you take Wilfried Jacquou Tuche

for husband?

- Who.

- Wilfried Jacquou Tuche,

do you agree to take Juan Antonio de la Courtine

for husband?

- Yes.

- By the power given to me,

and as king of rock'n'roll,

I declare you husband and husband.

...

- This is how we Tuches lived the American dream.

We're going to have things to tell Bouzolles.

We almost lost everything again. But it was more than money.

Groovy music

...

- I lost it. fifteen!

- OH!

...

- Me, my brother-in-law lost 20 cards.

...

- Jeff Tuche, to the camera.

So like that..

It appears that you have lost 20 cards.

...

- Stéphanie, it's me!

Police sirens

Seriously, guys? Whore..

Soft country music

...