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(BOTH LAUGH) 15 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:09,871 Oh, David, look! 16 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,774 DAVID: Oh, I'd like to get in the range 17 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,110 of her 12 point daddy I seen wander around here a month ago. 18 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,411 - Are you kidding me? - What? 19 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:20,014 KATE: You see something that beautiful 20 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,615 and the first thing you think about is hunting him? 21 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,719 - Yeah. - Uh-uh, come here. 22 00:01:24,786 --> 00:01:27,687 Oh, don't do, (SIGHS). (BIRDS CHIRPING) 23 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,289 KATE: Go on, look at her. 24 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:33,961 Doesn't she look beautiful? 25 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:39,366 She looks delicious (LAUGHS). 26 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,401 KATE: (SCOFFS) You are awful. 27 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:42,669 I'll never hunt again. 28 00:01:42,737 --> 00:01:44,371 - You promise? - No (LAUGHS). 29 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,542 Gimme this. (KATE LAUGHS) 30 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,912 I'm not sure how anyone can deny there's a God 31 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:54,514 if nature is this beautiful. 32 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:59,386 (BIRDS CHIRPING) (KATE LAUGHS) 33 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:04,357 You know, I kinda like you, Mrs. David Bryant. 34 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:08,628 Hm, well I kinda like you too, 35 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,497 - Oh? - Mr. Kate Bryant. 36 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:14,601 (KATE LAUGHS) 37 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:24,511 (DOOR SLIDES) (KATE HUMS "SILENT NIGHT") 38 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,683 (DAVID WHISTLES) No! 39 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,718 What are you doing in here? (PAPER SHUFFLES) 40 00:02:30,785 --> 00:02:31,752 I told you to wait in the bedroom! 41 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,788 - Ooh, what's that? - No, nothing. 42 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,089 None of your business. 43 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:38,860 - (LAUGHS) Honey, - Goodbye please. 44 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,863 DAVID: I got you this little thing and I couldn't wait. 45 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,867 You want me to open that now? 46 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,070 DAVID: It is Christmas, eve. 47 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,940 (BOX CLICKS) 48 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,077 - (SIGHS) Oh my gosh! - Put it on, 49 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,545 I want to see. 50 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,715 I had it made at Crystal's. 51 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,149 It is beautiful (LAUGHS). 52 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:09,589 - Let me see. - Aww. 53 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,795 DAVID: Okay, now it's my turn. 54 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,732 Absolutely not, you get outta here right now! 55 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,566 DAVID: Oh, if that's not a new bow, Christmas is ruined! 56 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,902 Oh ho, you'll just have to see, huh? 57 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,469 - Y'all set? - I am ready. 58 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,670 Ooh, let's do it! 59 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:25,072 Hey there Hunters and Huntettes 60 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,909 and welcome back to another special behind-the-scenes look 61 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:31,045 at our upcoming hunting show, "Buck Fever Addicts." 62 00:03:31,112 --> 00:03:32,780 Now, as most of y'all know, 63 00:03:32,847 --> 00:03:33,613 we're still trying to figure out 64 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,614 what we want this show to be 65 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,550 but because my mama goes to church 66 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:41,122 with our extra special surprise guest (LAUGHS), 67 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,890 we have the incredible blessing 68 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:44,025 to be able to sit down with somebody 69 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:47,028 who knows a thing or two about reality TV 70 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:49,529 and working with family and praying on camera. 71 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,198 So, without further ado, 72 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:54,735 I am so happy to introduce the one, the only, 73 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,138 - Dog the Bounty Hunter. - Dog the Bounty Hunter. 74 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,205 (DOG GROWLS) (KATE LAUGHS) 75 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,040 KATE: Please tell these nice people 76 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:00,207 what we're doing here today. 77 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,575 Well, we are here to ambush your husband, 78 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,779 I mean, surprise your husband. (KATE LAUGHS) 79 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:08,615 How many times has he watched every show? 80 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,184 - Like seven times. - So, he must be one 81 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:13,054 of my biggest fans and seven is God's lucky number. 82 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,654 So, let's hide 83 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:18,793 - and ambush Mr. Husband. - Yes! 84 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,829 (CAMERA CLICKS) (BIRDS CHIRPING) 85 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:23,030 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) All right, 86 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,131 (DAVID MUMBLING) come on! 87 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:25,166 - Too fast. - No, you better not peek 88 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,201 or I'll ninja chop you in the neck. 89 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:30,204 - Oh. - (LAUGHS) Okay, come here. 90 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,504 Stay right there, stop. 91 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:35,810 All right, now you just gotta answer one question. 92 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:37,677 - (ARMS THUMPING) - What? 93 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:38,746 What is your favorite TV show? 94 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:40,081 (SHOES SQUEAKING) (DOG AND KATE LAUGH) 95 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,015 What? 96 00:04:41,082 --> 00:04:41,949 - Dog the Bounty Hunter? - Yeah. 97 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:42,682 - Hey, hey, hey. - Yeah brother, 98 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,683 - hey, hey. - Hey. 99 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,053 - (PATTING ON BACK) - How are you? 100 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,989 I'm good, I'm great, I'm great, I'm great. 101 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,123 - Why is he here? - Surprise (LAUGHS)! 102 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:51,092 So, your wife told me that you're trying 103 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,660 - to write your own TV show. - Yes, yes. 104 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,562 So, I came all this way to give you a couple hints. 105 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,131 Shake my hand, relax son. 106 00:04:57,198 --> 00:04:58,165 - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 107 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,567 I'm fine. (KATE LAUGHS) 108 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,236 - You got any coffee? - Yes, we have coffee, 109 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:03,570 - do we have coffee? - We have coffee. 110 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,041 So brother, do you guys have a sizzle reel done yet? 111 00:05:07,108 --> 00:05:09,243 No, Kate is actually in charge of all that. 112 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,311 - (CANISTER SHAKING) - Oh Kate, 113 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,212 you gonna show him how to shoot also? 114 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,512 - (GROUP LAUGHS) - Oh no sir. 115 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,282 The only shooting I do is from behind this camera. 116 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,318 Yeah, she would shoot me before she shot any deers. 117 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,853 - No. - So, you get 118 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,021 your sizzle reel ready, 119 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,655 you sit down with the executives from networks 120 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,125 at a big long table, (WATER POURING) 121 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,693 they look at it and then they're gonna say, 122 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,863 "Do you guys have a pilot yet?" 123 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,031 Or, "let's shoot a pilot." 124 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,199 And you're gonna say, "we've already got one." 125 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:33,401 I love your idea of truth (SPOON CLINKING) 126 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:37,872 and your concept of the number one hunting show, 127 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,974 God and family. 128 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:42,710 That's perfect, you've got a great combination. 129 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,278 Do you have any children? 130 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,813 - No, - Well, 131 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,815 are our parents gonna see this? 132 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:49,850 We can just cut it out or not show 'em. 133 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,953 KATE: (LAUGHS) Okay, well, we just started trying. 134 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,989 So, we just haven't told anybody yet. 135 00:05:55,056 --> 00:05:56,323 - Yeah. - Oh well, good luck. 136 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,725 - Thank you (LAUGHS). - Thank you, yeah. 137 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:58,993 You're the first to know. 138 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,094 So, when you're done brother, with your pilot, 139 00:06:00,161 --> 00:06:01,262 share it with me 140 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,764 because I've got some friends in high places 141 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:06,834 and I feel like I love ya and I feel like I owe it to you. 142 00:06:06,901 --> 00:06:07,935 So, you know, 143 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:10,204 - hey, every dog has his day, - All right. 144 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:11,038 - (COFFEE POURING) - Tomorrow's mine 145 00:06:11,105 --> 00:06:12,139 - and yours. - All right! 146 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:12,873 - Oh my goodness! - Yeah, let's do this. 147 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,175 Oh my God, thank you. 148 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:17,311 Every dog has his day and today we're making a pilot. 149 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,646 - We are making a pilot! - Yeah, a pilot. 150 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,252 (SEAT CLICKING) 151 00:06:28,022 --> 00:06:29,090 Oh no! (DAVID LAUGHS) 152 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,258 Do not film me right now, I look terrible. 153 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:32,059 DAVID: Oh, you look beautiful 154 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:32,927 - no matter what. - Oh no. 155 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,129 I have a secret to tell you. 156 00:06:35,196 --> 00:06:38,165 Your mom looks gorgeous with makeup. 157 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,034 - No. - Mm-hmm. 158 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:43,070 But, but, but, but, without makeup, 159 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:48,142 your mom looks gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. 160 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,311 KATE: If we get our little baby girl, 161 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,079 what do you think she's gonna look like? 162 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,747 Hey baby girl, what're you gonna look like? 163 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,883 (KATE LAUGHS) Please ma'am, 164 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:56,917 I'm trying to have a conversation. 165 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,285 - Oh, pardon me. - Go on. 166 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:03,124 Mm-hmm, well, she says 167 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:06,160 that she's gonna be just as beautiful as her mama, 168 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:09,230 eyes, same hair 169 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:12,099 and she says she's gonna love all little baby animals 170 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,067 more than her mama. 171 00:07:13,134 --> 00:07:14,101 - That's a tall order. - I know. 172 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,402 KATE: What if it's a little boy? 173 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,905 No, that's daddy's baby girl, no doubt about it. 174 00:07:17,972 --> 00:07:20,307 (DOOR OPENS) 175 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:23,711 (DOOR CLOSES) 176 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,714 Unfortunately, I have some difficult news. 177 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,220 - (MEDICAL MACHINE BEEPING) - Dave is on his way up here 178 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:38,125 and I found this bad boy in the lobby downstairs. 179 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:40,394 So, I just had to have it. (DOOR CLOSES) 180 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,396 And, (CURTAIN RINGS SHIFTING) 181 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,732 what good is a squirt gun if you can't use it? 182 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,067 So today, Mr. Hunter becomes the hunted. 183 00:07:48,369 --> 00:07:53,374 (SQUIRT GUN SQUEAKS) (DOOR OPENS) 184 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,278 (KATE LAUGHS) (DOOR CLOSES) 185 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,280 (SQUIRT GUN SPRAYS) Ooh, look out son! 186 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:00,981 - (KATE LAUGHS) - Stop, stop! 187 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,284 - Oh, - Got in my eye. 188 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,019 - Sorry. - It's fine. 189 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:10,891 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) (TABLE CLANKING) 190 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:15,963 (DAVID SIGHS) (BAGS THUDDING) 191 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,237 KATE: Hey. 192 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,708 Hey babe, come on, come pray with me. 193 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:38,452 (CAMERA THUDS) (MACHINES BEEPING) 194 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,926 Dear God, thank you 195 00:08:50,331 --> 00:08:52,299 for your love and faithfulness, 196 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:57,004 thank you for giving us the ability to love others. 197 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,407 Thank you for my husband 198 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,211 and for all of our amazing time that we have (COUGHS). 199 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:10,184 Hey, hey baby, (YELLS). 200 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,157 Is there a nurse? 201 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,160 Can I get a nurse? 202 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:27,034 Hey guys, I just heard the news 203 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:28,235 and I'm very sorry. 204 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,472 As you both know, I just went through this. 205 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,074 So, I think that my recommendations 206 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:38,045 and my advice this time could be real. 207 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:43,384 Dave, please love her all the time, 208 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:47,421 keep her close to you, please do the show. 209 00:09:47,488 --> 00:09:51,258 That helped my Bethie so much to be able to work 210 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:53,060 and to laugh and to play. 211 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:57,031 (INSECTS BUZZING) I heard that you said 212 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,867 you had the symptoms of this disease, 213 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,868 that's a start. 214 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,002 You know the bible says that life 215 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,872 and death are in the power of the tongue, 216 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,575 that the most unruly member of the body is the tongue. 217 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:11,178 So please, watch what you both say. 218 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,416 Dave, love her, kiss her, hug her, 219 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:18,485 whatever she wants get her. 220 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,022 Kate, I love you very much, 221 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,290 you have a great husband 222 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:28,495 and I hope you still plan on another member of the family. 223 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,633 So, from me to you both, I love you, 224 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:36,570 I feel especially connected to both of you again now. 225 00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:41,308 You need anything at all, let me know. 226 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:45,979 I hope to see you both very soon and as I say, aloha. 227 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:55,856 (MEDICAL MACHINES BEEPING) (KATE BREATHING) 228 00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:00,994 I'm not sure when you're gonna see this. 229 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:09,203 But I just wanted to let you know, 230 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:13,006 (SIGHS) I love you so much. 231 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:23,016 God gave me a miracle when I met you. 232 00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:32,259 (KATE CRIES) 233 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,630 And I'm so sorry, so sorry. 234 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:48,575 Oh, (SNIFFLES). 235 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,214 I was scared, David. 236 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,954 More scared than I have ever been. 237 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,295 And I know you're scared too. 238 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,604 But he's gonna take care of everything. 239 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,378 He's my light, 240 00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:28,716 even in the darkest times (SNIFFLES). 241 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,497 Oh, I am gonna miss you. 242 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,310 But I will see you again soon, (SNIFFLES). 243 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,391 (LIGHTS BUZZING) 244 00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,995 - (HORN HONKING) - Come on, Dave! 245 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,064 Let's go! 246 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:17,998 Whoo (LAUGHS). 247 00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:25,239 - There he is folks. - Back up, back up. 248 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,340 RUSSELL: It's darn good to see you man. 249 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,374 Hey Russell. 250 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:29,844 (WOODEN DOORS SLAM) Oh, look at that. 251 00:13:29,911 --> 00:13:32,346 (BAGS RUSTLING) Got the old trusty elite, huh? 252 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,614 Yeah, well wait 'til you see what I got, man. 253 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,083 - It's a secret weapon! - Why you filming already? 254 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,184 RUSSELL: Hey brother, we've been talking 255 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,152 about doing this show for 20 years, man. 256 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,855 We are gonna show those other hunting shows 257 00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:42,189 how it's really done. 258 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,490 All right, all right. 259 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:47,628 (BAGS THUDDING) (DAVID SIGHS) 260 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,695 Hey! (TAILGATE SLAMS) 261 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:53,701 (LAUGHS) Sorry man, I couldn't resist. 262 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:55,937 DAVID: It's good to see you, Sean. 263 00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:56,771 Good to see me, he says. (BAGS THUDDING) 264 00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:57,939 Dude disappears for two years 265 00:13:58,006 --> 00:14:00,541 and then makes it harder than rocks to find him 266 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,443 to do the hunting show that was his idea in the first place? 267 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,646 It's good to see me? (HANDS SLAPPING) 268 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:06,781 - Good to see you, brother. - All right, 269 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,016 - let's get it on, yeah, - Here, come here, 270 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,017 - give me the camera. - Yeah, take it, take it. 271 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,518 - How's the camp? - Ah yeah man, 272 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,387 super great, everyone from worship team says hello. 273 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,155 Hey, we finally got the cabins built. 274 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,256 That took four years. (ENGINE REVVING) 275 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,225 RUSSELL: Yeah, well, you know Barbara. 276 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,193 Whoo! (HULA DOLL BOBBLES) 277 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,863 - Where's Paul? - He's on patrol up north 278 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,530 but he's gonna meet us up there. 279 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,265 Let's get 'er done (SCREAMS)! 280 00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:31,338 (ENGINE REVS) We're doing a hunting show, 281 00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:32,472 yee haw! 282 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,875 ♪ Valley and I need your loving ♪ 283 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:38,078 ♪ Won't you be my loving wife? ♪ 284 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,750 One, two, Freddie's coming for you. 285 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:46,520 Three, four, better get some more. 286 00:14:46,587 --> 00:14:48,422 Five, six, get a crucifix. 287 00:14:49,824 --> 00:14:54,494 Seven, eight, hell's gate. 288 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,662 SEAN: Man, I don't know, 289 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,431 what's the state record right now for catfish? 290 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,867 RUSSELL: 534 pounds and two ounces. 291 00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:01,936 - 127. - What? 292 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:03,203 SEAN: That sounds more like it. 293 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,237 RUSSELL: 127 no way man, 294 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,708 fish used to be bigger back when, 295 00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:10,577 - Back when what? - Back in biblical times. 296 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,446 DAVID: Your brain used to be bigger. 297 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,549 - (RUSSELL WHISTLES) - You would film me, 298 00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:18,485 you hairy perverts. (RUSSELL LAUGHS) 299 00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:20,922 (ENGINE REVS) I swear man, 300 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:23,690 not even cool. (RUSSELL LAUGHS) 301 00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:28,763 You move that truck, (WHEELS SPINNING) 302 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,966 ♪ I'm gonna bury my emotions, deep down in the ocean ♪ 303 00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:33,200 All right, that's it, stop! 304 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,502 (RUSSELL GIGGLING) Please, I'm begging you, man. 305 00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,337 Oh man, look at that. 306 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,307 Over there, right across, straight over there. 307 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:41,943 Look at that. 308 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,277 They're as bald as you are, Sean (LAUGHS). 309 00:15:45,947 --> 00:15:47,015 DAVID: Kinda makes you appreciate 310 00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:48,883 what we're doing out here, doesn't it fellas? 311 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:49,683 - (EAGLE CALLING) - Wow, 312 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:51,685 look at that thing go man. 313 00:15:51,753 --> 00:15:52,887 Look at that! 314 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,891 Aw man, I bet he gets a catfish. 315 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,728 I bet he gets a good old dinner. 316 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,500 All right, well welcome to "Buck Fever Addicts." 317 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,669 I wanted to name the show "Russell's Muscles and Bucks" 318 00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:11,371 but the team done shot that down right away (LAUGHS). 319 00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:15,777 Now, our show follows four bowmen, myself included, 320 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:18,311 on the hunt for some good old white tail. 321 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,782 Now, this episode, we are in the Midwest 322 00:16:20,848 --> 00:16:24,952 on an amazing property, hasn't been hunted in years. 323 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:26,954 Welcome to the beginning of our story. 324 00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:28,723 Now, let's get hunting (SHOUTS). 325 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,558 All right, now let me take another one, yeah? 326 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,860 DAVID: No, that was good, that was great. 327 00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:34,796 SEAN: You have to talk about the entire history 328 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,430 - of the property, man. - What? 329 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,464 No man, I don't want any of that any 330 00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:39,299 of that demonic crap in the show. 331 00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:41,668 DAVID: What are you guys talking about? 332 00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,738 SEAN: When Paul and I first scouted the place, 333 00:16:43,805 --> 00:16:44,806 we talked to the property owner 334 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:46,339 and she said that it used to be run 335 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,308 by this religious cult, right? 336 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,411 And they used to do like sacrifices and rituals, 337 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,481 like full on Satan worshiping, you know? 338 00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:55,883 - That kind of thing. - Naw, that's bull crap. 339 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,019 SEAN: No, it's true man, ask Paul when we get up there. 340 00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:00,454 Okay and then God came down, 341 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,989 got rid of them for their evil deeds 342 00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,356 and then blessed the property 343 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,226 so that nobody could ever do evil there again, the end. 344 00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,629 SEAN: Can't have heaven without hell, brother. 345 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,765 Both got to exist. 346 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,634 DAVID: Or neither. 347 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,741 RUSSELL: You all good back there, Sean? 348 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,241 SEAN: Just drive slow. 349 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,979 How's it look on camera? 350 00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:27,715 - Secluded. - You'd best not scratch 351 00:17:27,782 --> 00:17:28,983 my roof with that camera. 352 00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:31,185 What is that? 353 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,352 - (STICKS SCRATCHING) - You're messing with us. 354 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,322 SEAN: No man, I'm not sure what that is. 355 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,024 So, just pull off to the left here. 356 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,362 All right, listen, we set up all four deer stands 357 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,499 on different points of the property, this place is huge. 358 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,335 We're not even gonna be in shouting distance of each other. 359 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,005 RUSSELL: Great, I've heard this guy talk enough. 360 00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:54,041 Few hours of my life I ain't getting back listening to you. 361 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:02,482 Wow. (OWL HOOTING) 362 00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:06,020 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Hello. 363 00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:08,723 Anybody home? 364 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,357 Coming in. (DOOR CREAKS) 365 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,560 Whoo! (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) 366 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,063 Hey Sean, where's the light switch at? 367 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,899 SEAN: Right inside, on the right. 368 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,703 Let there be light, woo hoo! 369 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,839 Okay folks, this here is a hunting cabin 370 00:18:24,906 --> 00:18:27,008 if there ever was one! 371 00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,976 We got raccoons sticking out of the wall, 372 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,913 we got racks, we got bedtime stories over the fireplace. 373 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:33,480 We got a foxy lady over here, (SCREAMS) 374 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,515 it's a bear (LAUGHS). 375 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,384 This must be the kitchen. 376 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,419 Okay, this can work. 377 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:44,125 I'm Chef Russ the Bus and this is my prep chef, Stinky. 378 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,525 Stinky and I are gonna bring you 379 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,862 some of the mighty fine southern cooking that I grew up with 380 00:18:47,929 --> 00:18:50,798 but we're gonna keep in skunk-spense! 381 00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,835 This here is Bucky the Buck, 382 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:57,171 that's his best friend over there, Trouty the Trout 383 00:18:57,238 --> 00:19:00,507 and this here is Pine Lake Resort's finest water, 384 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,076 watch out for the lead content. 385 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:05,046 It's upwards of 15%. 386 00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:07,048 - And what is this? - Television. 387 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,448 That's a TV. 388 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:13,087 Oh, and here on our hunting trips, time just seems to fly. 389 00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:15,189 Hey! (DAVID AND RUSSELL SHRIEK) 390 00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,257 - Get the door. - Okay, 391 00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:18,893 I nearly soiled myself, gimme a second, 392 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,428 you coulda knocked. (DOOR CREAKS) 393 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,930 That was my knock, turkey lips. 394 00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:25,967 Chicken giblet. (BAGS THUD) 395 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,835 DAVID: Ladies and gentlemen, 396 00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,737 our God of Fire for the week. 397 00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:30,805 Don't play around. 398 00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:33,841 Hey, Russell, get the lights for me. 399 00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:35,710 - No! - Russell, get the lights 400 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,078 - for me, please. - Okay, 401 00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:38,511 but if you give me nightmares, 402 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,781 I'm gonna sic my mother on you. 403 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:45,853 (LIGHTS CLICK) (FIRE BURSTS IN FLAME) 404 00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,023 And behold, the angel of the Lord appeared 405 00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,792 to them in the blazing fire of a bush. 406 00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:55,763 Mom, Sean is gonna give me nightmares, 407 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,697 would you please tell him to shut up? 408 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:58,933 All right, that's it. (RUSSELL LAUGHS) 409 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,601 One more thing and we're done. (FABRIC RUSTLING) 410 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,671 RUSSELL: He's gonna get me, he's gonna get me! 411 00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:07,507 DAVID: Cabin B roll, take one. 412 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,715 Let's try that again. 413 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,125 (BRANCH CRACKS) 414 00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:30,731 (CAMERA CREAKS) Can I help you? 415 00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:32,767 Are you lost? 416 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,904 We rented the cabin for the week, 417 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:39,106 my friends and I were just on a hunting trip. 418 00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:43,643 Hey, hey, hey, hey, (FLAME BURSTS) 419 00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,112 (LAUGHS) Hey, Shooter. 420 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,647 DAVID: You scared the crap outta me! 421 00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:51,052 Oh man, it's good to see you again, brother. 422 00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:52,585 DAVID: Oh, it's good to see you too. 423 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:56,589 (PAUL LAUGHS) How's the wife? 424 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,961 She's good, she was asking about you again on Sunday. 425 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:06,599 DAVID: I've been at, work's been so crazy, I'm sorry. 426 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,170 - It's, we lost a guy, - Hey, don't worry about it. 427 00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:12,572 Look, are you ready to have a great week? 428 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,775 - Yeah. - Good. 429 00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:16,609 - All right. - Come on man, 430 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,878 let's get inside. 431 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,047 DAVID: What are you gonna do with that flare? 432 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,152 (FLARE SIZZLES) That works. 433 00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:27,788 - (GROUP LAUGHS) - All right so, 434 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,591 there he is, buck naked, running down the street 435 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,660 with his hands in front of his unmentionables, 436 00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:34,694 I pull up behind him. 437 00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,563 It's raining out, he's soaking wet 438 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,332 and I shine the spotlight on him. 439 00:21:38,399 --> 00:21:39,367 All right, he turns around 440 00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:43,170 - and I'm like, "Billy Swanson?" - No. 441 00:21:43,237 --> 00:21:45,172 - No. - Pastor Swanson's son? 442 00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:46,841 - No way! - On a stupid dare, 443 00:21:46,907 --> 00:21:48,109 his wrestling buddies put him up to it. 444 00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:49,410 (GROUP LAUGHS) Course, the poor kid 445 00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:50,211 didn't realize that his confirmation leader was going 446 00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:52,612 to be the one to catch him. 447 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,215 But you shoulda seen the look of terror in his eyes 448 00:21:54,281 --> 00:21:56,050 when he turned around and saw me. 449 00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:58,651 (GROUP LAUGHS) 450 00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:00,321 - Darn pastor kids, man. - Yeah, yeah, 451 00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:03,157 all right, so I figure, this boy needs a lesson, right? 452 00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:05,259 Oh no, come on! (PAUL LAUGHS) 453 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:06,727 Poor kid, man. 454 00:22:06,794 --> 00:22:07,762 You remember those Paul lessons? 455 00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:08,896 - I remember the Paul lessons. - Yep. 456 00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:10,197 SEAN: Well, you know, kids these days, 457 00:22:10,264 --> 00:22:12,266 sometimes they need a push in the right direction. 458 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,068 Some adults do too for that matter. 459 00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:16,303 - Yep. - So, what'd you do to him? 460 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,605 For him, my friend, for him. 461 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,641 Take him back to the farm, I pull him out of the car 462 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,676 and I handcuff him to the children's play set. 463 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:24,845 - (GROUP GROANS) - Oh, man. 464 00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:26,347 And look, you better not show this footage 465 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:27,647 to anyone, all right? 466 00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:28,983 RUSSELL: You did not handcuff him to the play set. 467 00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:31,752 (LAUGHS) So, it's like 50 degrees outside, all right? 468 00:22:31,819 --> 00:22:33,220 So what do I do? 469 00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:34,522 I pull out the garden hose. 470 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,159 You can't hose down naked boys in your backyard. 471 00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:41,628 - The kid started crying! - Are you crazy? 472 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,231 I told him, "hey, you pray on this all night long. 473 00:22:44,298 --> 00:22:46,633 "And just maybe you'll catch the Lord's forgiveness." 474 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,669 - Well, did he? - Miracle (LAUGHS). 475 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:51,872 I let him go early that morning, 476 00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:54,375 the boy's flown straight as an arrow ever since. 477 00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:59,612 Pauly boy, we, you, me, walk different paths sometimes. 478 00:23:00,981 --> 00:23:03,751 I opt for the Coke and conversation. 479 00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:04,684 - Hey. - You, 480 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:07,654 It worked didn't it? 481 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:08,856 Sometimes people need a push. 482 00:23:10,391 --> 00:23:12,059 SEAN: Well, gentlemen, I do believe it's time 483 00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:14,728 to officially separate ourselves from the world. 484 00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:16,764 - No, no! - Yes, yes it is. 485 00:23:16,831 --> 00:23:17,932 - Get 'em out. - Just kidding. 486 00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:19,166 - (PHONE BEEPS) - Disconnection. 487 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,102 All right, Seany. 488 00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:26,173 (SEAN HUMS) (RUSSELL GROANS) 489 00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:31,178 Farewell poop emoji, (SNIFFLES) smell ya later. 490 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,348 - (SEAN LAUGHS) - You ready to spend 491 00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:36,851 some time out in these beautiful woods? 492 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:37,985 DAVID: Ready to make some magic happen. 493 00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:41,956 Well, gentlemen, that is why we are here. 494 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,994 - Amen to that, brother. - Cheers. 495 00:23:47,061 --> 00:23:49,230 Amen. (BOTTLES CLINKING) 496 00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,833 Here we go, cut the light. 497 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,835 (LIGHTS SWITCH) (FLASHLIGHT CLICKS) 498 00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:58,072 All right, now, as is tradition for us here 499 00:23:58,139 --> 00:23:59,373 at "Buck Fever Addicts," 500 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,741 the first to sleep 501 00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:03,177 on the first night is the first prey of the trip (LAUGHS). 502 00:24:04,445 --> 00:24:06,914 Old Davey boy here forgot that (LAUGHS), shh. 503 00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:18,092 (DOOR CREAKS) Oh! 504 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:21,929 Here we go. 505 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,437 (FABRIC RUSTLES) 506 00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:38,412 (CAN SPRAYS) (RUSSELL LAUGHS) 507 00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:50,224 Shh. (CAN SPRAYS) 508 00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:52,860 (RUSSELL LAUGHS) (HAND SLAPS) 509 00:24:52,927 --> 00:24:56,030 (RUSSELL SCREAMS) (GROUP LAUGHS) 510 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:59,833 (RUSSELL AND DAVID YELLING) 511 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:03,437 PAUL: Hey! 512 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,906 Y'all want to be grounded? 513 00:25:05,973 --> 00:25:07,274 Sorry Paulie boy (LAUGHS). 514 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,114 (CRICKETS BUZZING) 515 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,355 - Y'all ready? - Just getting older. 516 00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:26,427 Yeah, I'm coming. (RUSSELL HUMS "WEDDING MARCH") 517 00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:36,470 Here comes the bow, pretty in camo, 518 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:40,341 here comes the bow, he will kill a bow, 519 00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,009 ho, ho, ho, ho. (PACKAGE THUDS) 520 00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:44,378 Merry Christmas fellas, (LAUGHS). 521 00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:46,180 Now, let me tell you something, 522 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:47,948 I want to introduce you to someone. 523 00:25:48,015 --> 00:25:51,385 I want you to be kind and supportive, okay? 524 00:25:51,452 --> 00:25:54,221 Now, this here quiver, (ARROWS CLANKING) 525 00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:58,025 is the brand new, Hoyt Defiant Turbo. 526 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:05,833 33 inches, axle-to-axle, six inch brace height, 527 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:10,904 350 FPF, 75% let-off. 528 00:26:14,108 --> 00:26:18,112 4.2 ounces of utter, lethal, instant buck death. 529 00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:29,223 (GROUP LAUGHS) You can kiss her, 530 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:30,958 - if you want. - No. 531 00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:32,393 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) 532 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:33,594 DAVID: The girl that was under the desk 533 00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:35,863 with her said the shooter said "peek-a-boo." 534 00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,432 Nothing to do with any questions or her praying or anything. 535 00:26:38,499 --> 00:26:39,633 SEAN: No, the newspaper said 536 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,136 that the guy came up and asked her the question. 537 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:43,904 Why else would the mother write a book 538 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,973 called "She Said Yes," if that didn't happen? 539 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,608 RUSSELL: Guys, wait up, I got a shot. 540 00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:51,245 But there was another girl that was in the library 541 00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:52,279 and they were saying the witnesses 542 00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:53,514 could have mixed up their stories, 543 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:54,214 - which happens all the time. - It's a load of crap 544 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,416 and you know it, man. 545 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,518 The girl was face-to-face with her own death 546 00:26:57,584 --> 00:26:58,652 and she chose to pray. 547 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,887 - That's all I'm saying. - You're saying it 548 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:00,755 like the prayers did anything when they didn't, 549 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:01,689 her prayers did nothing for her. 550 00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:03,924 - (PAUL SHUSHES) - Look at this. 551 00:27:06,427 --> 00:27:08,662 RUSSELL: Old Paul's got the senses of a hound dog. 552 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:11,165 SEAN: What you got there, brother? 553 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:13,300 We got two bucks about 300 yards down. 554 00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:16,437 RUSSELL: Look at the size of these guys. 555 00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:20,240 Now, the rut happens the first couple weeks in November. 556 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,576 And what they're doing is either fighting 557 00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:26,347 over some territory or over a doe. 558 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:30,484 Oh, he got 99 problems but a doe ain't one. 559 00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:31,485 - (ARROW THUDS) - Oh! 560 00:27:31,552 --> 00:27:32,619 - Straight in the neck. - Nice shot. 561 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:34,488 RUSSELL: Oh yeah, good one there mate. 562 00:27:34,555 --> 00:27:36,256 Let's take a look over here. 563 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,325 Oh, look at this! 564 00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:41,095 Wow, what do we got over here, sonny boy? 565 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,697 What is the worst part about going hunting? 566 00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:45,666 Taking a crap in the woods, huh? 567 00:27:45,734 --> 00:27:47,468 DAVID: Hanging and skinning the deer. 568 00:27:47,534 --> 00:27:49,103 Thank you, I didn't like any of the hoists 569 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,337 that I saw online, 570 00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:53,107 so I went ahead and knocked up something myself. 571 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:54,942 This way we don't have to go breaking our backs. 572 00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:58,078 ♪ He came in like a wrecking ball! ♪ 573 00:27:58,145 --> 00:28:00,214 - (GROUP LAUGHS) - All right Davey boy, 574 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,149 - it's your shot, brother. - All right. 575 00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:06,019 - (DAVID SIGHS) - Look at him, 576 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:07,955 setting up for the big shot here. 577 00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,426 (DAVID SNIFFLES) Silence. 578 00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:16,363 PAUL: Oh hang on now, shooter, that's recurve bow range. 579 00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:18,532 Why don't you show us what you got? 580 00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:20,968 All right, it's been a while. 581 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,370 Time cannot erase what you know. 582 00:28:23,437 --> 00:28:25,105 You know, I think old Davey boy here 583 00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:27,107 just needs to a do a little soul searching, 584 00:28:27,174 --> 00:28:29,076 remind himself how good he really is. 585 00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:30,244 (RUSSELL GIGGLES) 586 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:31,979 Maybe I'm just out of practice. 587 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:32,679 No, I don't believe that for a minute. 588 00:28:32,747 --> 00:28:33,614 Come on, now. 589 00:28:34,648 --> 00:28:36,417 RUSSELL: Practice makes perfect. 590 00:28:37,651 --> 00:28:39,686 Dave weren't you supposed to put your weight 591 00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,355 on your other foot? 592 00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:44,458 Has it been that long? 593 00:28:44,525 --> 00:28:47,227 Steve, Perry. (BOW RELEASES) 594 00:28:47,294 --> 00:28:48,262 (ARROW THUDS) (RUSSELL YELLS) 595 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,631 - Nice shot. - Right in the center! 596 00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:51,465 Yeah, that's pretty good 597 00:28:51,532 --> 00:28:53,267 but the Dave I used to know, 598 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:54,401 well, he could hit a quarter 599 00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,135 across the old campground archery range. 600 00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:56,303 - (HAND SLAPS) - Aw. 601 00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:58,505 RUSSELL: Man, that was the craziest thing 602 00:28:58,572 --> 00:28:59,940 I ever seen in my life, how 'bout it Seany boy? 603 00:29:00,809 --> 00:29:04,178 I bet you one American dollar, 604 00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,314 you see that fan right down yonder? 605 00:29:07,381 --> 00:29:09,550 - Yeah. - One American dollar 606 00:29:09,616 --> 00:29:10,885 says you can't hit it from here. 607 00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:13,387 DAVID: (SIGHS) That's 90 yards, that's not gonna be, 608 00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,022 RUSSELL: One American dollar says you can! 609 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,090 Did we or did we not call you Shooter? 610 00:29:18,726 --> 00:29:21,628 RUSSELL: You are holding the bow backwards, man. 611 00:29:21,695 --> 00:29:25,767 You gotta turn it around, Dave, you're gonna hurt yourself. 612 00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:28,502 Turn it around. (ARROW FLIES) 613 00:29:28,569 --> 00:29:30,537 - Chucked it, come on, man! - I knew it. 614 00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:31,572 SEAN: I'm gonna have to sell my boat, 615 00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:32,573 we keep betting on you. 616 00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,575 Double or nothing, try it again. 617 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:38,078 RUSSELL: (LAUGHS) Gambling commission 618 00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,413 gonna come down on us. 619 00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:42,683 Strong shooter, (DAVID BREATHES) 620 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,718 I know you're in there somewhere, 621 00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:44,651 let's see it. 622 00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,526 (BOW SNAPS) (ARROW THUDS) 623 00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:56,697 (GROUP YELLS AND LAUGHS) 624 00:29:56,764 --> 00:29:59,233 Shooter, shooter, shooter! 625 00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:04,204 All right, we're ready to go hunting now, folks! 626 00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:08,609 We'll see you bright and early (YELLS). 627 00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:09,944 PAUL: All right, look, 628 00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:10,677 we used to wear something like this in the service, 629 00:30:10,745 --> 00:30:12,479 you'll get used to it. 630 00:30:12,546 --> 00:30:14,782 - All right. - Good morning. 631 00:30:14,849 --> 00:30:16,617 - Morning. - So Shooter, 632 00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:18,151 why don't you tell the kids 633 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,053 at home what you're suiting up with. 634 00:30:21,555 --> 00:30:22,623 Well, as you can see, 635 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:25,459 I don't go out to my spot in my full camo, 636 00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:28,462 if you sweat a lot like I do, and I do, 637 00:30:28,529 --> 00:30:32,266 I don't 'cause white tails can smell human perspiration 638 00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,768 from about a mile away. 639 00:30:33,835 --> 00:30:36,169 So, I keep cool until I get there. 640 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:40,808 All right, over here, I have my trusty bow, 641 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:43,443 we've been through a lot together. 642 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,546 Right here is a scent killer spray, 643 00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:47,281 it eliminates odor throughout the day. 644 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,349 Don't go hunting without it folks. 645 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,553 These are my snacks in my pack. 646 00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:56,590 This is a hunting blade, in the pack. 647 00:30:56,657 --> 00:30:57,859 This is a range finder, 648 00:30:57,926 --> 00:31:01,128 it's used to gauge the distance between your stand 649 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:02,429 and the trees that are around you 650 00:31:02,496 --> 00:31:04,799 so that you can know how far the deer are from you. 651 00:31:04,866 --> 00:31:08,368 The woods can mess with your distance and depth perception. 652 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,570 So, that's what it's for. 653 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:11,672 - That's it for me. - Very nice. 654 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,540 What about you, old man? 655 00:31:13,607 --> 00:31:16,778 Oh, well I guess in the end, 656 00:31:16,844 --> 00:31:19,346 the only piece of equipment that really matters, 657 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,816 this thing of beauty right here. 658 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:27,387 SEAN: All right, so, just record what you can. 659 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,257 Try and get some footage on your way out of the site. 660 00:31:30,324 --> 00:31:31,358 Just a few minutes here and there. 661 00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:33,160 Save the bulk of it when you actually get 662 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,362 to the stand or the blind. 663 00:31:36,530 --> 00:31:37,832 Do your best to get some good footage, all right? 664 00:31:37,899 --> 00:31:41,435 Like, we want to give our audience the best appeal we can. 665 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:42,837 All right, so we got four blinds set up 666 00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:44,605 on this lovely property. 667 00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:48,843 We have North, East, South and West. 668 00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:50,377 What we're gonna do is we're gonna trade off 669 00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:51,678 after each hunt 670 00:31:51,746 --> 00:31:52,546 and get some bragging rights 671 00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:53,413 for who can hunt where the best, 672 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,515 all right? (GROUP LAUGHS) 673 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,417 Nothing like a little competition. 674 00:31:57,484 --> 00:32:00,253 - How 'bout a little wager? - One American dollar? 675 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,489 - One American dollar. - One American dollar. 676 00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:05,592 All right, Shauny, you are starting on the North line, 677 00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:08,261 - Cool. - Russell, we are sending you 678 00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:09,696 down the South side. 679 00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:11,598 I am taking the East blind 680 00:32:11,665 --> 00:32:14,736 which leaves Dave with the wicked witch of the west. 681 00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:18,438 By the way, Dave, you get any footage 682 00:32:18,505 --> 00:32:20,474 of those satanic cultists out there? 683 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,876 Try and make it a nice clean shot, all right? 684 00:32:21,943 --> 00:32:23,477 RUSSELL: And, by the way, 685 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:26,748 God please rebuke Sean for being an idiot 686 00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:29,416 and save us from evil, amen. 687 00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:30,550 - Amen. - Amen. 688 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,152 - All right. - Let's do it. 689 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:37,424 - Let's get those bucks. - Oh, by the way, Dave, 690 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,728 ain't nothing in them woods you can't kill with that bow. 691 00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:44,832 (INSECTS BUZZING) 692 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:04,384 It is a whole new ball game trying to find your stand 693 00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:06,788 when you can barely see anything. 694 00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:11,358 Even in the daylight, the woods can be confusing. 695 00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:16,931 A good practice is to mark your stands, reflector tape. 696 00:33:19,801 --> 00:33:21,401 Mark your route if you can. 697 00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:24,471 If not, use landmarks. 698 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,674 It's all about landmarks, folks. 699 00:33:27,742 --> 00:33:30,878 We should be close. (BRANCH SNAPS) 700 00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:44,424 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) (DAVID BREATHING) 701 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:51,899 (BRANCH SNAPS) (DAVID GASPS) 702 00:33:57,038 --> 00:34:01,943 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) (DAVID BREATHING) 703 00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:46,854 (FLAME FLICKERS) 704 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:48,355 Very funny, guys. 705 00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:52,292 (WIND WHIPPING) 706 00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:59,332 (DAVID BREATHES) 707 00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:02,703 Got my candy. 708 00:35:04,638 --> 00:35:06,673 Candy is a must for me. 709 00:35:06,741 --> 00:35:07,775 I unwrap ahead of time, 710 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:09,744 put it in a napkin or a cloth, no sound. 711 00:35:12,113 --> 00:35:16,516 The other guys like to eat last year's jerky as good luck. 712 00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:18,886 Way I see it, 713 00:35:18,953 --> 00:35:21,521 some deer smelling its own dead isn't too inviting. 714 00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:27,061 So, candy is dandy. 715 00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:34,568 It is beautiful. 716 00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:38,906 That's the best part about hunting, if you ask me. 717 00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:42,877 It's the quiet. 718 00:35:46,814 --> 00:35:51,819 (BIRDS CAWING) (DISTANT DRUMBEAT) 719 00:36:02,163 --> 00:36:03,965 Oh man, look at that. 720 00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:12,807 Oh, they're beautiful. 721 00:36:12,874 --> 00:36:15,609 We've got one, two, three, four. 722 00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,883 (ANIMAL HOWLING) 723 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:35,395 (FABRIC RUSTLING) 724 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,137 (MOANS) Not a bad day one. 725 00:36:43,204 --> 00:36:45,072 No bucks yet. 726 00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:49,076 No hunting ground is alike, between weather, terrain, 727 00:36:49,143 --> 00:36:51,478 other hunters in the area. 728 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:53,546 All this affects the hunting ground. 729 00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:56,017 It can change how things happen. 730 00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,518 (RUSSELL SCREAMS) (DAVID YELLS) 731 00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:01,122 (RUSSELL LAUGHS) 732 00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:05,760 - Oh, hey, you okay brother? - Yeah, I'm fine. 733 00:37:05,826 --> 00:37:08,495 RUSSELL: Hey man, brother seriously. 734 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,798 Out here in the woods this morning, 735 00:37:10,865 --> 00:37:12,900 I didn't have any TP (LAUGHS). (DAVID SCREAMS) 736 00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:13,901 Is that poop? 737 00:37:13,968 --> 00:37:15,169 Is that poop? (RUSSELL GIGGLES) 738 00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:17,604 - (DAVID SPITS) - Hey, yo! 739 00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:19,639 Could hear you boys a mile away. 740 00:37:19,707 --> 00:37:20,473 RUSSELL: No, not me. 741 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,276 Must be Daffy Duck over here. 742 00:37:22,343 --> 00:37:24,011 I made him wet his britches. 743 00:37:24,078 --> 00:37:25,980 PAUL: That true, Dave? 744 00:37:26,047 --> 00:37:27,181 Yes. (GROUP LAUGHS) 745 00:37:27,248 --> 00:37:30,117 RUSSELL: What do you got there, wise Gandalf? 746 00:37:30,184 --> 00:37:32,019 I got us some snacks. 747 00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:33,854 As you saw, they're easy to clean 748 00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:36,057 and their hides can be used for any number of things. 749 00:37:36,123 --> 00:37:37,224 I mean, my kids like it 750 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,591 when I bring 'em back some fresh rabbit feet 751 00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,094 for them for good luck. 752 00:37:40,161 --> 00:37:42,129 One rabbit is a good meal for one, 753 00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:43,397 it's a light meal for two. 754 00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,933 So, this is a pretty good haul for a few of us. 755 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,102 Russell's gonna cook 'em up real good. 756 00:37:48,169 --> 00:37:49,804 Hey there, welcome to Buck Fever Feasts. 757 00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,039 Now, as always, I will be your chef today, 758 00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:53,941 Chef Russ the Bus. 759 00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:55,242 These are the lucky rascals that get 760 00:37:55,309 --> 00:37:57,011 to enjoy what I got cooking today. 761 00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:59,180 Now, you've got your grill of goodness, 762 00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:00,247 you got your seasoning, 763 00:38:00,314 --> 00:38:02,316 I like to use lots of salt and Tabasco 764 00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:04,185 to spice things up for these boys a little bit. 765 00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:07,288 Now, on the menu today is Russell's famous eggs 766 00:38:07,355 --> 00:38:08,990 with my secret ingredient. 767 00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:10,291 - Eggs. - Yeah, well, 768 00:38:10,358 --> 00:38:11,392 anyways you got your eggs. 769 00:38:11,459 --> 00:38:13,761 You got your Russell's Testament Toast, 770 00:38:13,828 --> 00:38:15,930 you got your Russell's Heavenly Hashbrowns, 771 00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,231 you got your Russell's 772 00:38:17,298 --> 00:38:21,102 Let He Who Has Not Sinned Cast the First Stone Bacon, 773 00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:24,171 you got your Russell's sin free sausage. 774 00:38:24,238 --> 00:38:28,309 You got your Russell's Holy Ham. 775 00:38:28,376 --> 00:38:33,580 You got your Grammy's Special, Glorified Grits, mm. 776 00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:35,483 You are literally the only person 777 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:36,516 eating those grits today, man. 778 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:38,719 Yeah well, y'all are missing out. 779 00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:41,956 Judas juice, Mary's milk. 780 00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:46,593 Well, that's about 500 million bajillion calories 781 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:47,928 of hunting feast right there. 782 00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:48,963 Come on, join us. 783 00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,298 - That looks good though. - Yeah, looks great. 784 00:38:51,365 --> 00:38:54,135 Like everyone have a good hunt this morning 785 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:56,003 - or set, I should say. - Not a set, 786 00:38:56,070 --> 00:38:57,204 didn't even see a squirrel. 787 00:38:57,271 --> 00:38:59,606 - Oh yeah. - Did you guys hear 788 00:38:59,672 --> 00:39:00,741 anything weird out there though? 789 00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,043 - Like what? - Oh right, that looks good. 790 00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:05,246 Like a loud screeching sound, some kind of animal. 791 00:39:05,312 --> 00:39:06,981 Like a bobcat? (JUICE POURING) 792 00:39:07,048 --> 00:39:10,351 - This was not a cat. - I didn't hear anything. 793 00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:13,620 - You sure? - Well, (COUGHS) 794 00:39:13,686 --> 00:39:15,189 if you're interested, 795 00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:17,258 I happen to know of someone, 796 00:39:17,324 --> 00:39:18,125 - personally, - Good job. 797 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:19,160 That can take your fear away 798 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:21,395 from you for the rest of your life. 799 00:39:21,462 --> 00:39:25,800 (PAUL LAUGHS) (SILVERWARE CLANKING) 800 00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:28,969 It's just, I'm surprised your wrist doesn't hurt more 801 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,405 with all the bible thumping you do. 802 00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:33,074 - Here you go. - Truth is truth, man. 803 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:35,642 - Okay. - Truth be told, 804 00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:36,877 I'm not at all surprised (SILVERWARE CLINKING) 805 00:39:36,944 --> 00:39:38,712 that you're hearing weird sounds in the woods. 806 00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:40,181 It just kinda comes with the territory, 807 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,482 - you know what I mean? - Hey man, 808 00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:42,649 can you pass that stuff over before we start eating? 809 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,919 - What territory? - Thank you very much, man. 810 00:39:44,985 --> 00:39:46,720 Well, I'm just saying, (COUGHS). 811 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,957 You hang around in the darkness long enough, 812 00:39:50,024 --> 00:39:52,193 you're bound to make some dark friends. 813 00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:57,398 Well thank you, for telling me that I'm going to hell. 814 00:39:57,465 --> 00:39:58,566 (SEAN SIGHS) You know, if you want 815 00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:01,368 to share you religious beliefs with someone, 816 00:40:01,435 --> 00:40:04,004 - maybe try a better tactic. - Can you pass me the ham 817 00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,172 - as well, man? - All right, 818 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,441 Thank you very much, thank you. 819 00:40:07,508 --> 00:40:09,276 You ever want to see Kate again? 820 00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:13,347 - (FISTS THUMP TABLE) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 821 00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:14,815 Hey, hey, hey, hey, 822 00:40:14,882 --> 00:40:16,683 settle down, take a chill pill! 823 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,320 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 824 00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:27,694 (CHAIR CREAKS) (SEAN SIGHS) 825 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:34,368 (CAMERA WOBBLES) 826 00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:40,040 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) (PAUL BREATHING) 827 00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:45,045 - (WATER SWISHING) - How you holding up, man? 828 00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:46,881 DAVID: I'm fine. 829 00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:49,517 PAUL: You still seeing that therapist 830 00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:53,087 - from a little while ago? - No, work's been busy. 831 00:40:56,056 --> 00:40:59,393 (WATER SWISHING) 832 00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,461 PAUL: How 'bout that medication? 833 00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:02,363 Is that still giving you some issues? 834 00:41:02,429 --> 00:41:04,398 DAVID: I'm not worrying about it anymore. 835 00:41:04,465 --> 00:41:05,633 PAUL: I just remember you telling me 836 00:41:05,698 --> 00:41:07,034 that was making you tired all the time, right? 837 00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:10,137 DAVID: Yeah, I stopped taking it, so, it's not a problem. 838 00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:12,806 PAUL: Oh well, I think that's for the best. 839 00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:16,911 (WATER SWISHING) 840 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,186 You know, I'll be honest with you, man. 841 00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:26,620 The fact that this place used to be owned 842 00:41:26,686 --> 00:41:29,456 by some sort of religious cult kinda freaks me out a little. 843 00:41:29,523 --> 00:41:31,959 DAVID: Wait, Sean was serious about that? 844 00:41:32,026 --> 00:41:33,761 PAUL: 'Bout what? 845 00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:34,828 I thought he was just being an idiot 846 00:41:34,895 --> 00:41:38,132 - with the whole cult thing. - No, man. 847 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:40,868 I was with him when he was talking to her. 848 00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:43,070 She was talking about some kind of weird voodoo stuff 849 00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:45,539 but I don't know, man. 850 00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:47,942 She seemed a little bit weird to me herself. 851 00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:52,913 (FIRE CRACKLING) 852 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,915 Last summer I found a kid 853 00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:57,117 at the bottom of the pool of the campground. 854 00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:01,956 The kids were always daring each other 855 00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,258 to sneak into the pool at night. 856 00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:06,860 So, we'd make sure to check it a couple of times. 857 00:42:08,095 --> 00:42:11,065 And in the past when we busted these kids, 858 00:42:11,131 --> 00:42:14,134 we found 'em hiding in the showers waiting for us to leave. 859 00:42:15,502 --> 00:42:20,407 So, I (SIGHS), walk through the showers, no one's there. 860 00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:23,944 So, I head to the pool 861 00:42:24,011 --> 00:42:26,914 and make sure no one's hiding in the water. 862 00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:30,684 And I didn't see anything at first 863 00:42:30,751 --> 00:42:35,356 but, we got those black lane lines painted 864 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:36,523 at the bottom of the pool 865 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,325 and something about the paint looked funny. 866 00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:41,428 Like funny peculiar 867 00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:45,232 and so, I shined my flashlight at it 868 00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:48,102 and I realized it's one of the kids. 869 00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:52,940 One of the little kids and he ain't moving. 870 00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:57,978 So, I jump in, fully clothed, get him to the shallow end, 871 00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:01,582 drag him out of the pool, carry him up the steps, 872 00:43:01,649 --> 00:43:03,317 get the CPR going. 873 00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:08,922 I'm screaming, you know, for help, top of my lungs. 874 00:43:10,057 --> 00:43:11,859 I started to get mad. 875 00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:16,230 I was like, "seriously? 876 00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:20,868 "Like, seriously, is this seriously about to happen? 877 00:43:20,934 --> 00:43:25,272 "Is this kid gonna die at youth camp?" 878 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,343 I was so mad 879 00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:35,249 and I realized that this kid isn't coming back 880 00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:42,556 and our camp medic, James, rushes up, 881 00:43:42,623 --> 00:43:44,591 takes over for me on the compressions 882 00:43:46,193 --> 00:43:47,294 and I was so mad, man. 883 00:43:47,361 --> 00:43:49,530 I just, I just let out this scream of anger. 884 00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:58,839 I swear to goodness, man, 885 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,442 right when I screamed, 886 00:44:02,711 --> 00:44:06,013 the kid spit up like a gallon of water, 887 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,149 - started breathing. - Man. 888 00:44:10,752 --> 00:44:14,388 - Yeah. - Did y'all have to take him 889 00:44:14,455 --> 00:44:15,189 to the hospital, 890 00:44:15,255 --> 00:44:16,423 - all that stuff? - Yeah. 891 00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:21,528 The ambulance showed up like 15 minutes later. 892 00:44:23,263 --> 00:44:24,531 PAUL: And the official lesson? 893 00:44:27,401 --> 00:44:32,406 Right, (SIGHS), always with the lessons. 894 00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:34,508 Well, the lesson I took away 895 00:44:34,575 --> 00:44:38,645 from this was that God's timing is not your timing. 896 00:44:44,118 --> 00:44:47,488 That it doesn't always happen the way 897 00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:51,024 that it's, that you want it to 898 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:55,396 but it always happens the way it's supposed to. 899 00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,533 - (FABRIC BRUSHING) - I'm getting cold, guys. 900 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,635 PAUL: That was perfect, Russell. 901 00:45:01,703 --> 00:45:04,271 - Dave, it's your turn. - No, I'm gonna go to bed. 902 00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:06,006 No man, we all have to tell a story, 903 00:45:06,073 --> 00:45:07,541 it's gonna make the whole segment work. 904 00:45:07,608 --> 00:45:08,675 That's the whole point of this. 905 00:45:08,743 --> 00:45:11,378 - No, sorry. - At least stay 906 00:45:11,445 --> 00:45:14,415 and have another beer, man. (CAN THUDS) 907 00:45:18,185 --> 00:45:20,354 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) 908 00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:23,490 (ELECTRIC THRUMMING) 909 00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:35,002 DAVID: It's like trying to sleep with a strobe light. 910 00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:37,671 (ROD CLATTERS) (DAVID GROANS) 911 00:45:37,739 --> 00:45:40,340 If I get eaten by a bear, I have it on film. 912 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,977 (DOOR CREAKS) 913 00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:48,182 (DAVID GROANS) 914 00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:54,421 What? (LIGHTS BUZZING) 915 00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:55,289 And that, ladies and gentlemen, 916 00:45:55,355 --> 00:45:57,191 is how you start a forest fire. 917 00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:01,195 (WIND HOWLING) 918 00:46:06,768 --> 00:46:08,569 (FLAME FLICKERS) Oh, what? 919 00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:17,611 (LIGHTS THUDDING) (DAVID GASPS) 920 00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:26,453 (DAVID PANTING) (BRANCHES SNAPPING) 921 00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:31,191 (ANIMAL HOWLING) (DAVID SCREAMS) 922 00:46:31,258 --> 00:46:33,994 (DAVID PANTING) 923 00:46:35,229 --> 00:46:37,331 (DOOR CREAKS) (DAVID AND RUSSELL SCREAM) 924 00:46:37,397 --> 00:46:41,268 - Just please, move. - What are you doing? 925 00:46:41,335 --> 00:46:43,337 - (DOOR CREAKS) - Something, 926 00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:45,372 Hey man, what are you doing, what are you doing? 927 00:46:45,439 --> 00:46:47,107 Hey, there's a bathroom in the cabin, 928 00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:48,141 you don't need to go out there to go pee, 929 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,276 all right, man? (DAVID BREATHING) 930 00:46:49,343 --> 00:46:52,446 You don't need to it on B roll for the show. 931 00:46:52,513 --> 00:46:53,614 What are you doing? 932 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,481 I'm even more concerned with what you're doing 933 00:46:54,548 --> 00:46:56,683 with that mallet bar you found. 934 00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:02,256 - Are you okay, brother? - (MURMURS) The light was, 935 00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:05,325 then there's, something in the fire. 936 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:10,397 (LAMP CLICKS) (DAVID SIGHS) 937 00:47:25,847 --> 00:47:29,116 - Hey. - What? 938 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,785 - Sure you're okay, man? - Yeah. 939 00:47:32,185 --> 00:47:33,587 I'm fine, I'm fine (BREATHES). 940 00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:38,659 You know, Sean, Sean don't mean no harm. 941 00:47:38,726 --> 00:47:40,127 You know that. 942 00:47:40,193 --> 00:47:41,395 He's just trying to help. 943 00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:43,731 Yeah well. 944 00:47:48,602 --> 00:47:52,673 Hey, I can't imagine what you've been through. 945 00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:54,842 I can't imagine going through that myself. 946 00:47:55,977 --> 00:47:59,613 There ain't nothing I, me, or Sean or Paul 947 00:48:00,882 --> 00:48:04,719 or anybody's gonna say that's going to make it better. 948 00:48:11,993 --> 00:48:17,197 (DAVID SIGHS) (FOOTSTEPS FALL) 949 00:48:24,237 --> 00:48:25,873 Hold that for safety. 950 00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:27,674 (SNIFFLES) Good night, Russell. 951 00:48:27,742 --> 00:48:32,179 Good night, brother. (DOOR CREAKS) 952 00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:35,382 Sleep tight, Dave. (DOOR CLOSES) 953 00:48:41,555 --> 00:48:44,424 (RUSSELL SLURPS FOOD) 954 00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:47,361 (INSECTS BUZZING) 955 00:48:54,301 --> 00:48:57,270 (DISTANT DRUMMING) 956 00:48:59,907 --> 00:49:02,676 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 957 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:08,716 (DOOR CREAKS) 958 00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:12,754 RUSSELL: Hey, well look who's decided to stop spooning! 959 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,688 - (RUSSELL LAUGHS) - Yeah, yeah. 960 00:49:14,756 --> 00:49:15,990 What's Dave doing? (DOOR CLOSES) 961 00:49:16,057 --> 00:49:18,793 RUSSELL: Dave's just ready to grip it and rip it. 962 00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,962 All right, time to switch up the stands. 963 00:49:21,029 --> 00:49:23,597 You guys mind if I take the same one as yesterday? 964 00:49:23,664 --> 00:49:25,232 Yeah, I do mind, man. 965 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,769 The wind is perfect for the West blind, 966 00:49:27,835 --> 00:49:29,469 I set that up last week. 967 00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:31,773 You're on the South blind today. 968 00:49:31,839 --> 00:49:34,307 (BAG THUDS) 969 00:49:35,977 --> 00:49:40,915 (PAUL SIGHS) (ZIPPER ZIPS) 970 00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:44,819 (DAVID HUMS) 971 00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,743 Oh, there he is. 972 00:50:13,014 --> 00:50:14,716 I can't make out how many points 973 00:50:15,682 --> 00:50:16,316 on this beauty 974 00:50:16,383 --> 00:50:19,219 but nice white chest. 975 00:50:20,487 --> 00:50:21,889 It's big, it's big. 976 00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:33,868 He's coming this way. (DEER'S HOOVES STEPPING) 977 00:50:58,025 --> 00:51:00,895 (DAVID SIGHS) 978 00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:04,866 (BOW SNAPS) (DAVID SCREAMS) 979 00:51:04,932 --> 00:51:07,869 (ELECTRIC BUZZING) 980 00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:25,685 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) 981 00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:37,564 (CAMERA WOBBLES) 982 00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:50,711 (FOOTSTEPS RUNNING) 983 00:52:00,121 --> 00:52:02,556 (LEAVES RUSTLE) 984 00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:05,092 (DAVID COUGHS) 985 00:52:10,865 --> 00:52:13,466 (DAVID MOANS) 986 00:52:34,789 --> 00:52:35,655 What? 987 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:44,564 (LEAVES RUSTLE) (DAVID BREATHES) 988 00:53:08,521 --> 00:53:09,389 Kate, how? 989 00:53:11,524 --> 00:53:16,529 (THUDDING IN WOODS) (DAVID GASPS) 990 00:53:19,934 --> 00:53:23,971 (ANIMAL HOWLING) (DISTANT DRUMBEAT) 991 00:53:24,038 --> 00:53:26,007 (DAVID PANTS) 992 00:53:26,073 --> 00:53:27,241 - Come on now. - Oh, (LAUGHS). 993 00:53:27,308 --> 00:53:30,477 Come on, we're almost there. (RUSSELL FALLING) 994 00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:31,746 SEAN: Have you done this before or not? 995 00:53:31,812 --> 00:53:33,480 I can't do it. (SEAN LAUGHS) 996 00:53:33,546 --> 00:53:34,715 - I can't do it. - Come on, come on. 997 00:53:34,782 --> 00:53:35,716 We got like 20 feet, come on. 998 00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:37,517 Hey man, why don't you pull her? 999 00:53:37,584 --> 00:53:39,619 I'll stay here and you drag me too, yeah? 1000 00:53:39,686 --> 00:53:40,654 - No, sorry. - That's not how this works, 1001 00:53:40,721 --> 00:53:41,554 - let's go. - I shot her, you drag her, 1002 00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:42,656 - come on, man. - Been like this 1003 00:53:42,723 --> 00:53:44,792 - the whole way back. - Hold on, all right. 1004 00:53:44,859 --> 00:53:46,160 SEAN: Sooner we go, sooner we leave, 1005 00:53:46,227 --> 00:53:47,128 - let's go. - All right, all right, 1006 00:53:47,194 --> 00:53:48,162 - all right. - Let's do it, come on. 1007 00:53:48,229 --> 00:53:50,430 - Come on, almost there. - Yeah, yeah! 1008 00:53:52,233 --> 00:53:53,267 You guys see this here buck? 1009 00:53:53,334 --> 00:53:55,803 This here is the definition of not fun. 1010 00:53:57,204 --> 00:54:00,174 Well, we have officially wrapped day two of hunting 1011 00:54:00,241 --> 00:54:02,642 and our first kill winner trophy goes 1012 00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:05,980 to our famous clown-dash-cook, Russell. 1013 00:54:06,047 --> 00:54:07,782 RUSSELL: (YELLS TRIUMPHANTLY) Eat it! 1014 00:54:07,848 --> 00:54:10,084 - Unbelievable. - Now, when you're out 1015 00:54:10,151 --> 00:54:13,254 on a hunt, the real important thing, 1016 00:54:13,321 --> 00:54:15,289 when you get that first kill 1017 00:54:15,356 --> 00:54:16,791 and you bring it back to the cabin, 1018 00:54:16,857 --> 00:54:18,793 you want to be, (MUFFLED CRYING) 1019 00:54:18,859 --> 00:54:22,830 What was that? (DOOR THUDDING) 1020 00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:25,598 Dave? (MUFFLED CRYING) 1021 00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:27,634 - What is that? - Dave? 1022 00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:29,536 (DOOR CREAKS) Hey Dave, 1023 00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:32,807 (DAVID CRYING) whoa, hey, hey, hey, 1024 00:54:32,873 --> 00:54:34,175 hey, hey, it's gonna be okay, man. 1025 00:54:34,241 --> 00:54:35,910 It's gonna be okay. 1026 00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:43,784 (DOOR CLOSES) (DAVID SOBS) 1027 00:54:45,652 --> 00:54:48,789 "Ghost Fever Addicts," episode one, action. 1028 00:54:48,856 --> 00:54:51,591 (CAMERA CREAKS) 1029 00:54:59,834 --> 00:55:01,769 - All right, come on, come on. - Hey fellas. 1030 00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,104 Yeah, did you find the alcohol swabs in there, Russ? 1031 00:55:03,170 --> 00:55:04,138 Yeah, right there, it was right there in the cruiser, 1032 00:55:04,205 --> 00:55:05,139 I just brought in the whole pack. 1033 00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:06,974 - All right. - Come on, come here, 1034 00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:09,810 come here. (BAGS RUSTLE) 1035 00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:12,146 There you go, look at that, first blood. 1036 00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:14,614 That's an honor right there, buddy. 1037 00:55:17,284 --> 00:55:21,722 Technically, I got my deer first, 1038 00:55:21,789 --> 00:55:23,924 so, that's second blood (LAUGHS). 1039 00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:26,293 Hey, did you download the files yet? 1040 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,130 No, I need the SD cards, please sir. 1041 00:55:29,196 --> 00:55:31,866 - Okay. - Stop for a second. 1042 00:55:34,201 --> 00:55:35,703 Hey man, you're getting blood all over the place. 1043 00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:38,973 Thank you. (CAMERA CLICKS) 1044 00:55:40,374 --> 00:55:41,709 - Empty, - Okay, hold on. 1045 00:55:41,776 --> 00:55:42,910 - What? - Hey maybe it, 1046 00:55:42,977 --> 00:55:45,813 hey man, maybe it's with your other cards, okay? 1047 00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,847 - Yeah. - It's in the back. 1048 00:55:46,914 --> 00:55:47,915 DAVID: Okay, let me get a card. 1049 00:55:52,453 --> 00:55:53,686 It's not in there. 1050 00:55:53,754 --> 00:55:55,756 Well, Dave man, don't you have two of those cases? 1051 00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:56,891 Let me see that camera again, huh? 1052 00:55:56,957 --> 00:55:58,025 That's the only one 1053 00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:58,893 - that I have. - It's not in the camera. 1054 00:55:58,959 --> 00:55:59,960 - Hey, hey! - Where's the, 1055 00:56:00,027 --> 00:56:02,129 where's the camera that was in tree? 1056 00:56:02,196 --> 00:56:03,264 - It's over there on the, - Did you leave it 1057 00:56:03,330 --> 00:56:04,432 - at the stand, maybe? - No. 1058 00:56:04,498 --> 00:56:07,835 - Did you take it out? - It's not in there! 1059 00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:09,203 - Where is it? - Hey, settle down man, 1060 00:56:09,270 --> 00:56:10,905 - settle down. - It's gotta be in my bag, 1061 00:56:10,971 --> 00:56:11,939 it's gotta be in the bag. 1062 00:56:12,006 --> 00:56:13,673 (FABRIC RUSTLES) Come on, come on, 1063 00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:15,076 come on, come on. 1064 00:56:16,444 --> 00:56:18,312 (YELLS) It's not in there man! (BAG SLAMS) 1065 00:56:18,379 --> 00:56:22,049 (SHOUTS) Don't touch me, don't! 1066 00:56:22,116 --> 00:56:26,153 I'm not crazy, I saw that stuff, there's candles everywhere. 1067 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,155 (WATER SPRAYING) 1068 00:56:28,222 --> 00:56:29,723 PAUL: Did you get it all? 1069 00:56:30,491 --> 00:56:32,726 - Seany? - Yeah man, I got it. 1070 00:56:37,331 --> 00:56:39,200 I think we got to call it, guys? 1071 00:56:39,266 --> 00:56:40,134 Well what? 1072 00:56:43,003 --> 00:56:48,008 (BIRDS CHIRPING) (RUSSELL SIGHS) 1073 00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:52,980 I think we take him home, we take him to the hospital, 1074 00:56:53,047 --> 00:56:54,415 whatever we do though, but I mean, 1075 00:56:54,482 --> 00:56:55,816 we gotta get him outta here. (PAUL SIGHS) 1076 00:56:55,883 --> 00:56:58,185 I thought that maybe that this trip would be good for him 1077 00:56:58,252 --> 00:56:59,320 - but, you know, - Russell, maybe 1078 00:56:59,386 --> 00:57:00,821 - No. - This is a good thing 1079 00:57:00,888 --> 00:57:02,123 - for him. - Hey man, I don't know, 1080 00:57:02,189 --> 00:57:03,257 he's been talking to me about the meaning of the fawn 1081 00:57:03,324 --> 00:57:04,558 - and candles in the forest, - Yeah, yeah, 1082 00:57:04,657 --> 00:57:06,827 - He hugged for two hours, - He's been on his own, 1083 00:57:06,894 --> 00:57:07,995 - He hasn't stopped crying, - He's been on his own 1084 00:57:08,062 --> 00:57:10,865 and he's been working himself to death since, 1085 00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:15,369 - Yeah, exactly man. - Look, what could be better 1086 00:57:15,436 --> 00:57:18,706 than being with friends, enjoying creation and hunting? 1087 00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:19,639 I don't know, 1088 00:57:20,741 --> 00:57:22,076 - but it ain't working, - I'm serious, but, 1089 00:57:22,143 --> 00:57:26,814 look, look, think about those kids at your camp, all right? 1090 00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:29,984 They are able to have an experience with God 1091 00:57:30,050 --> 00:57:32,153 because they are at camp, 1092 00:57:32,219 --> 00:57:36,957 away from distractions, okay? (RUSSELL SIGHS) 1093 00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,259 He's just working through some stuff 1094 00:57:38,325 --> 00:57:39,860 - right now. - Yeah, clearly. 1095 00:57:42,796 --> 00:57:47,735 (SIGHS) Look, (LEAVES RUSTLE) 1096 00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:50,838 I know this is hard but maybe, 1097 00:57:50,905 --> 00:57:53,040 maybe this is what gets him heading back 1098 00:57:53,107 --> 00:57:55,776 in the right direction. 1099 00:57:55,843 --> 00:57:57,745 And we just need to be there for him. 1100 00:57:59,213 --> 00:58:00,281 (BIRDS CHIRPING) Hey. 1101 00:58:02,116 --> 00:58:04,684 Maybe God is doing something out in these woods. 1102 00:58:09,223 --> 00:58:10,291 Maybe you're right. 1103 00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:16,030 Sean, you gotta back off, right man? 1104 00:58:16,096 --> 00:58:17,765 SEAN: I think he's fine, man. 1105 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:22,236 - He ain't. - All right. 1106 00:58:24,205 --> 00:58:25,439 All right, fine. 1107 00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:28,776 Just, stop pushing the buttons, that's it, okay? 1108 00:58:30,211 --> 00:58:31,045 Thanks. 1109 00:58:34,148 --> 00:58:36,283 All right, gentlemen, Russell, 1110 00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:39,053 the second candle that I saw was there in the fire pit. 1111 00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:41,222 You guys said it wasn't there when you went to bed 1112 00:58:41,288 --> 00:58:42,723 and I know it's here. 1113 00:58:43,991 --> 00:58:48,829 Oh, come on, maybe, it was hot when I saw it here 1114 00:58:49,396 --> 00:58:50,564 and it just melted. 1115 00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:52,333 But it was there, it was there! 1116 00:58:52,399 --> 00:58:54,201 I swear it was there. 1117 00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:55,336 All right, here we go, 1118 00:58:55,402 --> 00:58:58,239 the first hunting day, this was my stand. 1119 00:58:59,406 --> 00:59:00,641 That first candle 1120 00:59:00,709 --> 00:59:03,110 that I was telling you guys about was on the sticks, 1121 00:59:04,078 --> 00:59:05,312 there was wax all over it. 1122 00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:09,950 Oh, it was right here, it was right here. 1123 00:59:10,017 --> 00:59:13,087 Oh God, (DIRT RUSTLING) 1124 00:59:13,153 --> 00:59:15,222 there's got to be something. 1125 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,957 Come on, come on! 1126 00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:19,059 - (FOOTSTEPS FALL) - Hey, watch your step. 1127 00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,561 - (FOOTSTEPS FALL) - Oh yep, thank you. 1128 00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:23,497 (DOOR OPENS) (SEAN WHISTLES) 1129 00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:25,866 Whoa, look at this (LAUGHS). 1130 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:30,938 Oh man, hey we should send some of this footage 1131 00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:33,073 into "American Pickers" or something, man. 1132 00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:33,774 PAUL: Yeah, it's quite the collection 1133 00:59:33,841 --> 00:59:34,675 for a religious cult. 1134 00:59:34,743 --> 00:59:38,412 Heh, right? (COWBELL RINGS) 1135 00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:42,249 (FOOTSTEPS FALL) (RUSSELL YELLS) 1136 00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:44,852 Man, I'm gonna cave your head in through this glass! 1137 00:59:44,918 --> 00:59:46,253 Ooh (LAUGHS), all right come on guys, 1138 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,521 hurry up, we gotta catch up. 1139 00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:48,856 PAUL: Hey, where's Dave? 1140 00:59:48,922 --> 00:59:50,924 He's already left, man. 1141 00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:53,527 - What, North blind? - Yeah, it's a long hike, 1142 00:59:53,594 --> 00:59:55,796 he probably just wanted to get a head start. 1143 00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:01,802 (DAVID BREATHING) 1144 01:00:14,214 --> 01:00:18,352 So, I did get one thing right (LAUGHS). 1145 01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:23,357 I did fall out of my tree stand 1146 01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:27,194 and I knocked myself out. 1147 01:00:27,261 --> 01:00:29,997 Must have scrambled my brains 1148 01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:37,104 because I could have sworn that symbol was carved 1149 01:00:38,005 --> 01:00:39,073 in that tree right there. 1150 01:00:40,574 --> 01:00:42,009 And it's not there (SIGHS). 1151 01:00:49,216 --> 01:00:50,117 Oh my, (BREATHES). 1152 01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,269 The show must go on. 1153 01:01:14,007 --> 01:01:16,610 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1154 01:01:27,722 --> 01:01:29,390 You're not gonna believe this. 1155 01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:32,960 I've been here for less than an hour 1156 01:01:33,026 --> 01:01:36,230 and look who decides to show up. 1157 01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:38,565 Look at him. 1158 01:01:41,635 --> 01:01:43,303 That is one good looking fella. 1159 01:01:52,413 --> 01:01:55,682 All right, he's at 200 yards. 1160 01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:03,157 And he's headed this way (BREATHES). 1161 01:02:17,772 --> 01:02:20,340 (BOW CREAKS) 1162 01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:59,179 (DAVID BREATHES) 1163 01:03:01,315 --> 01:03:04,651 (DEER'S HOOVES STEPPING) 1164 01:03:09,523 --> 01:03:14,528 (DAVID CALLS TO BUCK) (BOW SNAPS) 1165 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:20,033 (DEER RUNNING) (DAVID BREATHES) 1166 01:03:34,448 --> 01:03:35,582 Yes, yes, yes! 1167 01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:40,320 That arrow flew perfectly, 1168 01:03:40,387 --> 01:03:41,756 it hit him right in the chest. 1169 01:03:41,823 --> 01:03:44,993 This is a good buck, it's a wide rack, 1170 01:03:46,426 --> 01:03:49,229 I didn't get a count on how many points, (LAUGHS), yes! 1171 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:58,305 (DAVID BREATHES) 1172 01:04:03,443 --> 01:04:06,113 (DAVID LAUGHS) 1173 01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:13,687 All right, (LEAVES RUSTLE) 1174 01:04:13,755 --> 01:04:14,621 there it is. 1175 01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:20,394 There's the beginning of our blood trail. 1176 01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:25,399 I saw him take off South 1177 01:04:26,768 --> 01:04:28,435 but I didn't hear him fall. 1178 01:04:28,502 --> 01:04:32,439 So we are following that blood trail. 1179 01:04:32,506 --> 01:04:33,607 There it is, (LAUGHS). 1180 01:04:36,310 --> 01:04:40,514 And this is why we're out here, folks. 1181 01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:50,424 Looks like we're going into the woods, 1182 01:04:50,490 --> 01:04:51,625 let's get that buck. 1183 01:04:55,262 --> 01:04:59,366 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) It's been about an hour. 1184 01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:02,502 (WATER SPLASHING) Blood trail disappeared. 1185 01:05:03,637 --> 01:05:07,307 Figure I got a couple hours of sunlight left. 1186 01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:08,609 I'm gonna keep pushing on. 1187 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:12,780 There's no way he didn't go down after that shot. 1188 01:05:19,854 --> 01:05:23,758 So, not only have I lost the biggest buck I've ever shot, 1189 01:05:24,792 --> 01:05:27,160 I lost myself, literally. 1190 01:05:28,462 --> 01:05:32,265 I can't seem to make sense of it. 1191 01:05:33,634 --> 01:05:35,435 The map is showing a ridge on the Northeast corner 1192 01:05:35,502 --> 01:05:36,838 of the property. 1193 01:05:36,904 --> 01:05:39,673 And I have yet to see a ridge on my way out to this stand. 1194 01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:44,244 I can't seem to backtrack to the clearing, 1195 01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:48,148 I should have been marking my trails, stupid. 1196 01:05:51,652 --> 01:05:54,154 This beauty is gonna have to wait until morning, 1197 01:05:55,422 --> 01:05:56,924 get the boys to come help me out. 1198 01:06:00,394 --> 01:06:01,361 Hello! 1199 01:06:04,698 --> 01:06:05,565 Russell! 1200 01:06:08,335 --> 01:06:11,005 (OWL HOOTS) 1201 01:06:11,072 --> 01:06:11,939 Paul! 1202 01:06:14,842 --> 01:06:15,710 Sean! 1203 01:06:16,677 --> 01:06:19,346 (WIND HOWLING) 1204 01:06:24,518 --> 01:06:27,454 Hey, you wanted a ghost story, Sean, here you go. 1205 01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:31,959 (DAVID BREATHES) 1206 01:06:32,026 --> 01:06:32,894 Guys! 1207 01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:37,932 (INSECTS BUZZING) 1208 01:06:44,504 --> 01:06:47,809 All right, it is the end of today's hunt 1209 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:49,143 and I ain't got nothing to show for it (LAUGHS), 1210 01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:52,714 but I don't care 'cause I already got my doe (LAUGHS). 1211 01:06:53,915 --> 01:06:56,050 But I did have one big old buck come my way. 1212 01:06:56,117 --> 01:07:01,254 (DAVID'S MUFFLED YELLING) (LEAVES RUSTLE) 1213 01:07:04,025 --> 01:07:04,892 Hello! 1214 01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:10,898 Yeah, I'm here, can you guys hear me? 1215 01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:18,605 I'm here! 1216 01:07:18,672 --> 01:07:19,741 Keep talking! 1217 01:07:23,044 --> 01:07:23,911 Guys! 1218 01:07:25,913 --> 01:07:29,016 (BRANCHES CRACKLING) 1219 01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:48,535 Guys! 1220 01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:54,674 (BRANCHES CRACKLING) 1221 01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:59,747 (ANIMAL ROARS) (SCARY MUSIC) 1222 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:12,559 (DAVID PANTING) 1223 01:08:31,611 --> 01:08:32,479 Guys! 1224 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:43,858 (FOOTSTEPS FALLING) 1225 01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:30,370 (DAVID BREATHES) 1226 01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:38,645 (DRUMBEAT THUDS) 1227 01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:44,919 (EERIE MUSIC) (DAVID SCREAMS) 1228 01:09:50,657 --> 01:09:53,227 (WIND WHIPPING) (FIRE CRACKLING) 1229 01:09:53,294 --> 01:09:56,030 (DAVID SCREAMS) 1230 01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:00,101 Dave! 1231 01:10:02,169 --> 01:10:03,137 Dave! 1232 01:10:03,204 --> 01:10:08,175 (RUSSELL SHOUTS) (DAVID SCREAMING) 1233 01:10:10,543 --> 01:10:11,411 Dave! 1234 01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:17,684 (DAVID SCREAMING) (FIRE CRACKLING) 1235 01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:20,620 Please! 1236 01:10:21,956 --> 01:10:22,823 Please! 1237 01:10:26,227 --> 01:10:27,094 I'm sorry! 1238 01:10:29,297 --> 01:10:33,901 God, please! (FLAME BURSTS) 1239 01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:38,973 (WHITE LIGHT VIBRATES) (DAVID SCREAMS) 1240 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,056 RUSSELL: Dave, come on, man! 1241 01:10:55,122 --> 01:10:59,126 Dave, Dave, call out man! 1242 01:10:59,193 --> 01:11:00,094 Where you at? 1243 01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:08,535 (SEAN'S BODY SHAKING) 1244 01:11:13,107 --> 01:11:13,975 Sean? 1245 01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:15,776 Sean? 1246 01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:17,878 Sean? 1247 01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:19,747 Sean, come on man. 1248 01:11:21,349 --> 01:11:24,085 Hey, I'm gonna be right back man, I promise. 1249 01:11:24,151 --> 01:11:28,488 (SEAN CHOKING) I'll be right back. 1250 01:11:31,624 --> 01:11:32,460 Dave! 1251 01:11:35,229 --> 01:11:36,864 No, no, no. 1252 01:11:36,931 --> 01:11:41,936 No, (COUGHS). (GAS HISSING) 1253 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,658 No, no, no, what? 1254 01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:12,333 (CAMERA CREAKS) (VALVE SQUEAKING) 1255 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:17,604 (RUSSELL COUGHS) (PAUL SHAKING AND BREATHING) 1256 01:12:27,348 --> 01:12:28,615 Paul? 1257 01:12:28,681 --> 01:12:30,351 Paul, what's going on man? 1258 01:12:30,418 --> 01:12:31,285 Hey, hey! 1259 01:12:32,386 --> 01:12:33,653 Paul! 1260 01:12:33,721 --> 01:12:34,789 Wake up! 1261 01:12:34,855 --> 01:12:37,590 (ROPE CREAKING) 1262 01:12:43,364 --> 01:12:44,732 Dave! 1263 01:12:44,799 --> 01:12:45,665 Dave! 1264 01:12:50,738 --> 01:12:53,107 (MACHINE WHIRRING) Hey! 1265 01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:55,608 I'm coming, man, I'm coming. 1266 01:12:56,977 --> 01:12:57,812 Come on! 1267 01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:08,823 I'm coming, I'm coming. 1268 01:13:10,991 --> 01:13:15,996 Hey! 1269 01:13:16,764 --> 01:13:20,034 Hey, hey, hey, dude. 1270 01:13:20,101 --> 01:13:21,802 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1271 01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:23,337 No you don't do this, all right? 1272 01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:30,077 (DAVID PANTS AND LAUGHS) 1273 01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:33,848 What? 1274 01:13:35,282 --> 01:13:36,383 You okay? 1275 01:13:36,450 --> 01:13:39,820 What happened, what happened? (DAVID CRYING) 1276 01:13:39,887 --> 01:13:40,821 What? 1277 01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:42,689 Answer me man, what, are you okay? 1278 01:13:42,756 --> 01:13:43,324 What happened? 1279 01:13:43,390 --> 01:13:44,258 What, what? 1280 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,094 What is it? 1281 01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:51,165 She was there, (LAUGHS). 1282 01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:02,642 It was so beautiful, (LAUGHS). 1283 01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:10,784 (WHITE LIGHT VIBRATES) (DAVID LAUGHS) 1284 01:14:12,319 --> 01:14:15,189 (RUSSELL SCREAMS) 1285 01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:30,971 (BREAKING NEWS MUSIC) 1286 01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:38,279 Now that the footage is out in the public, 1287 01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:41,248 there has been a lot of controversy. 1288 01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:43,217 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1289 01:14:43,284 --> 01:14:45,252 What'd you think when you first saw it? 1290 01:14:46,487 --> 01:14:49,023 Well, when I first saw it, I had feelings. 1291 01:14:49,089 --> 01:14:50,791 I mean, I could get feelings from it. 1292 01:14:50,858 --> 01:14:53,961 So, I thought, you know, this is either manmade 1293 01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:58,499 and/or God made and then as I watched it again, 1294 01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:00,134 I thought, "boy, there's some things here 1295 01:15:00,201 --> 01:15:01,502 "that man couldn't have done 1296 01:15:01,569 --> 01:15:04,471 "and of course some things that man did do" 1297 01:15:04,538 --> 01:15:08,309 but, it's a, it's a challenge to see what really happened. 1298 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:10,444 So, how did you come to access the footage 1299 01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:11,679 in the first place? 1300 01:15:11,745 --> 01:15:14,982 I have a very good friend that's in the family. 1301 01:15:15,049 --> 01:15:16,383 So, they called me up, you know, 1302 01:15:16,450 --> 01:15:20,054 that's what I do for a living is find people that disappear 1303 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,055 and so, they called me up 1304 01:15:21,121 --> 01:15:24,258 and basically retained my services. 1305 01:15:24,325 --> 01:15:25,526 So, this is where you decided 1306 01:15:25,593 --> 01:15:28,295 that you can possibly help them find these guys. 1307 01:15:28,362 --> 01:15:30,798 At least the ones that are left on Earth, okay? 1308 01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:33,567 - Absolutely. - Why get involved? 1309 01:15:33,634 --> 01:15:35,869 Well again, I do this for a living, okay? 1310 01:15:35,936 --> 01:15:38,572 And this is a, right up Dog's alley, 1311 01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:42,476 if God's involved, peoples involved, hearts are involved, 1312 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:45,079 and I feel good when I do stuff like this. 1313 01:15:45,145 --> 01:15:46,413 Many people online are saying 1314 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,983 that it's a bit suspicious that you have a connection 1315 01:15:49,049 --> 01:15:52,353 with the family along with the missing men. 1316 01:15:52,419 --> 01:15:54,455 Well, the internet, you know how it is. 1317 01:15:54,521 --> 01:15:59,026 It said I was passed away, that I died. 1318 01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:02,596 I try not to believe everything I read online. 1319 01:16:02,663 --> 01:16:04,765 What do you think actually happened? 1320 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,170 To speculate right now, I would be kind of fool. 1321 01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:13,307 So, I'm not sure. 1322 01:16:13,374 --> 01:16:15,075 I know there was, 1323 01:16:15,142 --> 01:16:18,178 I'm almost positive there was a divine intervention. 1324 01:16:19,513 --> 01:16:21,048 Do you suspect that Sean and Paul had something 1325 01:16:21,115 --> 01:16:22,182 to do with it? 1326 01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:23,284 So, they did something. 1327 01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:26,120 That's why God, you know, knocked 'em out 1328 01:16:26,186 --> 01:16:28,255 or put 'em down in the woods. 1329 01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:29,623 You don't think it was a set up? 1330 01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:32,326 I suspect they had something to do with like the gas, 1331 01:16:32,393 --> 01:16:33,494 - the ropes, - Hm. 1332 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:38,165 Something like that but the sound, never. 1333 01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:41,869 The light, how could they make a light that bright? 1334 01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,137 When you watch something like that, 1335 01:16:43,203 --> 01:16:45,172 you got the feeling, you do too. 1336 01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:47,041 And you, you know, the presence of God, 1337 01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:49,009 - goosebumps, ooh. - Yeah (LAUGHS). 1338 01:16:49,076 --> 01:16:52,146 You know, and so did I and so did everybody else, so. 1339 01:16:52,212 --> 01:16:56,016 I think it was again, some kind of divine intervention. 1340 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,918 Do you think the white light was a set up? 1341 01:16:57,985 --> 01:16:59,887 I don't want to argue with the white light. 1342 01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,455 That is divine, okay? 1343 01:17:01,522 --> 01:17:04,091 I am almost positive. 1344 01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:06,427 So, the light I believe was God. 1345 01:17:06,493 --> 01:17:09,296 God proves he's alive himself, 1346 01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:12,166 he doesn't need anybody else to do that. 1347 01:17:12,232 --> 01:17:14,968 Do you think you'll ever find him, any of them? 1348 01:17:15,035 --> 01:17:18,539 If I don't find them, I'm gonna find out what happened. 1349 01:17:18,605 --> 01:17:22,676 Anybody can find truth, if they ask the right question. 1350 01:17:22,744 --> 01:17:24,011 So, can I ask? 1351 01:17:25,714 --> 01:17:27,181 Why? 1352 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:29,249 Why do you believe this has happened? 1353 01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:35,089 I think God is showing someone something. 1354 01:17:35,155 --> 01:17:36,523 Or maybe more than one. 1355 01:17:37,591 --> 01:17:39,593 I don't know exactly what happened, 1356 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:42,196 but one thing I do know, 1357 01:17:42,262 --> 01:17:44,131 he knows what he's doing. 1358 01:17:48,001 --> 01:17:50,938 (SLOW EERIE MUSIC) 1359 01:17:54,599 --> 01:17:59,599 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 100400

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