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(CLICKING MUSIC)
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(WATER RIPPLING)
(SOLEMN MUSIC)
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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(WIND WHIPPING)
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SHERRY: So, can I ask?
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Why?
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Why do you believe
this has happened?
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Again, speculating?
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God becomes God
when you need him
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- and they need God right now.
- Help!
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No!
(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
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- (WOMAN LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS) Fast in those heels
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That's right.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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Oh, David, look!
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DAVID: Oh, I'd like
to get in the range
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of her 12 point daddy I seen
wander around here a month ago.
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- Are you kidding me?
- What?
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KATE: You see
something that beautiful
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and the first thing you
think about is hunting him?
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- Yeah.
- Uh-uh, come here.
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Oh, don't do, (SIGHS).
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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KATE: Go on, look at her.
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Doesn't she look beautiful?
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She looks delicious (LAUGHS).
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KATE: (SCOFFS) You are awful.
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I'll never hunt again.
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- You promise?
- No (LAUGHS).
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Gimme this.
(KATE LAUGHS)
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I'm not sure how anyone
can deny there's a God
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if nature is this beautiful.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(KATE LAUGHS)
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You know, I kinda like
you, Mrs. David Bryant.
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Hm, well I kinda like you too,
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- Oh?
- Mr. Kate Bryant.
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(KATE LAUGHS)
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(DOOR SLIDES)
(KATE HUMS "SILENT NIGHT")
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(DAVID WHISTLES)
No!
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What are you doing in here?
(PAPER SHUFFLES)
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I told you to wait
in the bedroom!
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- Ooh, what's that?
- No, nothing.
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None of your business.
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- (LAUGHS) Honey,
- Goodbye please.
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DAVID: I got you this little
thing and I couldn't wait.
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You want me to open that now?
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DAVID: It is Christmas, eve.
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(BOX CLICKS)
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- (SIGHS) Oh my gosh!
- Put it on,
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I want to see.
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I had it made at Crystal's.
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It is beautiful (LAUGHS).
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- Let me see.
- Aww.
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DAVID: Okay,
now it's my turn.
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Absolutely not, you
get outta here right now!
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DAVID: Oh, if that's not a
new bow, Christmas is ruined!
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Oh ho, you'll just
have to see, huh?
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- Y'all set?
- I am ready.
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Ooh, let's do it!
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Hey there Hunters and Huntettes
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and welcome back to another
special behind-the-scenes look
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at our upcoming hunting
show, "Buck Fever Addicts."
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Now, as most of y'all know,
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we're still trying to figure out
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what we want this show to be
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but because my
mama goes to church
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with our extra special
surprise guest (LAUGHS),
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we have the incredible blessing
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to be able to sit
down with somebody
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who knows a thing or
two about reality TV
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and working with family
and praying on camera.
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So, without further ado,
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I am so happy to introduce
the one, the only,
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- Dog the Bounty Hunter.
- Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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(DOG GROWLS)
(KATE LAUGHS)
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KATE: Please tell
these nice people
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what we're doing here today.
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Well, we are here to
ambush your husband,
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I mean, surprise your husband.
(KATE LAUGHS)
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How many times has he
watched every show?
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- Like seven times.
- So, he must be one
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of my biggest fans and
seven is God's lucky number.
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So, let's hide
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- and ambush Mr. Husband.
- Yes!
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(CAMERA CLICKS)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
All right,
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(DAVID MUMBLING)
come on!
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- Too fast.
- No, you better not peek
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or I'll ninja chop
you in the neck.
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- Oh.
- (LAUGHS) Okay, come here.
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Stay right there, stop.
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All right, now you just
gotta answer one question.
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- (ARMS THUMPING)
- What?
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What is your favorite TV show?
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(SHOES SQUEAKING)
(DOG AND KATE LAUGH)
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What?
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- Dog the Bounty Hunter?
- Yeah.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah brother,
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- hey, hey.
- Hey.
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- (PATTING ON BACK)
- How are you?
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I'm good, I'm great,
I'm great, I'm great.
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- Why is he here?
- Surprise (LAUGHS)!
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So, your wife told
me that you're trying
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- to write your own TV show.
- Yes, yes.
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So, I came all this way
to give you a couple hints.
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Shake my hand, relax son.
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- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
(KATE LAUGHS)
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- You got any coffee?
- Yes, we have coffee,
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- do we have coffee?
- We have coffee.
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So brother, do you guys
have a sizzle reel done yet?
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No, Kate is actually
in charge of all that.
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- (CANISTER SHAKING)
- Oh Kate,
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you gonna show him
how to shoot also?
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- (GROUP LAUGHS)
- Oh no sir.
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The only shooting I do is
from behind this camera.
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Yeah, she would shoot me
before she shot any deers.
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- No.
- So, you get
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your sizzle reel ready,
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you sit down with the
executives from networks
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at a big long table,
(WATER POURING)
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they look at it and
then they're gonna say,
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"Do you guys have a pilot yet?"
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Or, "let's shoot a pilot."
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And you're gonna say,
"we've already got one."
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I love your idea of truth
(SPOON CLINKING)
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and your concept of the
number one hunting show,
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God and family.
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That's perfect, you've
got a great combination.
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Do you have any children?
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- No,
- Well,
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are our parents gonna see this?
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We can just cut it
out or not show 'em.
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KATE: (LAUGHS) Okay,
well, we just started trying.
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So, we just haven't
told anybody yet.
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- Yeah.
- Oh well, good luck.
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- Thank you (LAUGHS).
- Thank you, yeah.
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You're the first to know.
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So, when you're done
brother, with your pilot,
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share it with me
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because I've got some
friends in high places
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and I feel like I love ya and
I feel like I owe it to you.
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So, you know,
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- hey, every dog has his day,
- All right.
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- (COFFEE POURING)
- Tomorrow's mine
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- and yours.
- All right!
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- Oh my goodness!
- Yeah, let's do this.
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Oh my God, thank you.
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Every dog has his day and
today we're making a pilot.
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- We are making a pilot!
- Yeah, a pilot.
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(SEAT CLICKING)
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Oh no!
(DAVID LAUGHS)
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Do not film me right
now, I look terrible.
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DAVID: Oh, you look beautiful
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- no matter what.
- Oh no.
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I have a secret to tell you.
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Your mom looks
gorgeous with makeup.
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- No.
- Mm-hmm.
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But, but, but, but,
without makeup,
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your mom looks gorgeous,
absolutely gorgeous.
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KATE: If we get
our little baby girl,
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what do you think
she's gonna look like?
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Hey baby girl, what're
you gonna look like?
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(KATE LAUGHS)
Please ma'am,
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I'm trying to have
a conversation.
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- Oh, pardon me.
- Go on.
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Mm-hmm, well, she says
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that she's gonna be just
as beautiful as her mama,
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eyes, same hair
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and she says she's gonna
love all little baby animals
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more than her mama.
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- That's a tall order.
- I know.
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KATE: What if
it's a little boy?
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No, that's daddy's baby
girl, no doubt about it.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Unfortunately, I have
some difficult news.
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- (MEDICAL MACHINE BEEPING)
- Dave is on his way up here
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and I found this bad boy
in the lobby downstairs.
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So, I just had to have it.
(DOOR CLOSES)
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And,
(CURTAIN RINGS SHIFTING)
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what good is a squirt
gun if you can't use it?
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So today, Mr. Hunter
becomes the hunted.
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(SQUIRT GUN SQUEAKS)
(DOOR OPENS)
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(KATE LAUGHS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
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(SQUIRT GUN SPRAYS)
Ooh, look out son!
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- (KATE LAUGHS)
- Stop, stop!
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- Oh,
- Got in my eye.
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- Sorry.
- It's fine.
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(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
(TABLE CLANKING)
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(DAVID SIGHS)
(BAGS THUDDING)
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KATE: Hey.
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Hey babe, come on,
come pray with me.
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(CAMERA THUDS)
(MACHINES BEEPING)
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Dear God, thank you
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for your love and faithfulness,
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thank you for giving us
the ability to love others.
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Thank you for my husband
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and for all of our amazing
time that we have (COUGHS).
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Hey, hey baby, (YELLS).
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Is there a nurse?
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Can I get a nurse?
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Hey guys, I just
heard the news
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and I'm very sorry.
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As you both know, I
just went through this.
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So, I think that
my recommendations
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and my advice this
time could be real.
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Dave, please love
her all the time,
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keep her close to you,
please do the show.
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That helped my Bethie so
much to be able to work
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and to laugh and to play.
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(INSECTS BUZZING)
I heard that you said
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you had the symptoms
of this disease,
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that's a start.
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You know the bible
says that life
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and death are in the
power of the tongue,
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that the most unruly member
of the body is the tongue.
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So please, watch
what you both say.
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Dave, love her,
kiss her, hug her,
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whatever she wants get her.
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Kate, I love you very much,
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you have a great husband
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and I hope you still plan on
another member of the family.
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So, from me to you
both, I love you,
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I feel especially connected
to both of you again now.
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You need anything
at all, let me know.
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I hope to see you both very
soon and as I say, aloha.
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(MEDICAL MACHINES BEEPING)
(KATE BREATHING)
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I'm not sure when
you're gonna see this.
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But I just wanted
to let you know,
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(SIGHS) I love you so much.
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God gave me a miracle
when I met you.
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(KATE CRIES)
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And I'm so sorry, so sorry.
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Oh, (SNIFFLES).
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I was scared, David.
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More scared than
I have ever been.
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And I know you're scared too.
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But he's gonna take
care of everything.
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He's my light,
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even in the darkest
times (SNIFFLES).
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Oh, I am gonna miss you.
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But I will see you
again soon, (SNIFFLES).
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(LIGHTS BUZZING)
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- (HORN HONKING)
- Come on, Dave!
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Let's go!
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Whoo (LAUGHS).
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- There he is folks.
- Back up, back up.
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RUSSELL: It's darn
good to see you man.
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Hey Russell.
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(WOODEN DOORS SLAM)
Oh, look at that.
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(BAGS RUSTLING)
Got the old trusty elite, huh?
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Yeah, well wait 'til
you see what I got, man.
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- It's a secret weapon!
- Why you filming already?
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RUSSELL: Hey brother,
we've been talking
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about doing this show
for 20 years, man.
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We are gonna show those
other hunting shows
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how it's really done.
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All right, all right.
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(BAGS THUDDING)
(DAVID SIGHS)
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Hey!
(TAILGATE SLAMS)
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(LAUGHS) Sorry man,
I couldn't resist.
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DAVID: It's good
to see you, Sean.
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Good to see me, he says.
(BAGS THUDDING)
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Dude disappears for two years
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and then makes it harder
than rocks to find him
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to do the hunting show that was
his idea in the first place?
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It's good to see me?
(HANDS SLAPPING)
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- Good to see you, brother.
- All right,
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- let's get it on, yeah,
- Here, come here,
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- give me the camera.
- Yeah, take it, take it.
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- How's the camp?
- Ah yeah man,
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super great, everyone from
worship team says hello.
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Hey, we finally got
the cabins built.
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That took four years.
(ENGINE REVVING)
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RUSSELL: Yeah,
well, you know Barbara.
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Whoo!
(HULA DOLL BOBBLES)
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- Where's Paul?
- He's on patrol up north
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but he's gonna meet us up there.
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Let's get 'er done (SCREAMS)!
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(ENGINE REVS)
We're doing a hunting show,
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yee haw!
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♪ Valley and I
need your loving ♪
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♪ Won't you be my loving wife? ♪
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One, two, Freddie's
coming for you.
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Three, four, better
get some more.
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Five, six, get a crucifix.
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Seven, eight, hell's gate.
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SEAN: Man, I don't know,
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what's the state record
right now for catfish?
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RUSSELL: 534
pounds and two ounces.
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- 127.
- What?
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SEAN: That
sounds more like it.
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RUSSELL: 127 no way man,
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fish used to be
bigger back when,
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- Back when what?
- Back in biblical times.
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DAVID: Your brain
used to be bigger.
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- (RUSSELL WHISTLES)
- You would film me,
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you hairy perverts.
(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
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(ENGINE REVS)
I swear man,
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not even cool.
(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
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You move that truck,
(WHEELS SPINNING)
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♪ I'm gonna bury my emotions,
deep down in the ocean ♪
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All right, that's it, stop!
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(RUSSELL GIGGLING)
Please, I'm begging you, man.
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Oh man, look at that.
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Over there, right across,
straight over there.
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Look at that.
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They're as bald as you
are, Sean (LAUGHS).
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DAVID: Kinda
makes you appreciate
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what we're doing out
here, doesn't it fellas?
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- (EAGLE CALLING)
- Wow,
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look at that thing go man.
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Look at that!
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Aw man, I bet he gets a catfish.
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I bet he gets a good old dinner.
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All right, well welcome
to "Buck Fever Addicts."
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I wanted to name the show
"Russell's Muscles and Bucks"
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but the team done shot that
down right away (LAUGHS).
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Now, our show follows four
bowmen, myself included,
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on the hunt for some
good old white tail.
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Now, this episode,
we are in the Midwest
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on an amazing property,
hasn't been hunted in years.
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Welcome to the
beginning of our story.
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Now, let's get hunting (SHOUTS).
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All right, now let me
take another one, yeah?
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00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,860
DAVID: No, that was
good, that was great.
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SEAN: You have to talk
about the entire history
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- of the property, man.
- What?
329
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,464
No man, I don't
want any of that any
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00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:39,299
of that demonic
crap in the show.
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DAVID: What are you
guys talking about?
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SEAN: When Paul and I
first scouted the place,
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we talked to the property owner
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and she said that
it used to be run
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by this religious cult, right?
336
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,411
And they used to do like
sacrifices and rituals,
337
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,481
like full on Satan
worshiping, you know?
338
00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:55,883
- That kind of thing.
- Naw, that's bull crap.
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00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,019
SEAN: No, it's true man,
ask Paul when we get up there.
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Okay and then God came down,
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got rid of them for
their evil deeds
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00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,356
and then blessed the property
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00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,226
so that nobody could ever do
evil there again, the end.
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00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,629
SEAN: Can't have heaven
without hell, brother.
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Both got to exist.
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00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,634
DAVID: Or neither.
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00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,741
RUSSELL: You all
good back there, Sean?
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00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,241
SEAN: Just drive slow.
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00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,979
How's it look on camera?
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- Secluded.
- You'd best not scratch
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my roof with that camera.
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00:17:30,017 --> 00:17:31,185
What is that?
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00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,352
- (STICKS SCRATCHING)
- You're messing with us.
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00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,322
SEAN: No man, I'm
not sure what that is.
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00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,024
So, just pull off
to the left here.
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00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,362
All right, listen, we set
up all four deer stands
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00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,499
on different points of the
property, this place is huge.
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We're not even gonna be in
shouting distance of each other.
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00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,005
RUSSELL: Great, I've
heard this guy talk enough.
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Few hours of my life I ain't
getting back listening to you.
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Wow.
(OWL HOOTING)
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00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:06,020
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Hello.
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00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:08,723
Anybody home?
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00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,357
Coming in.
(DOOR CREAKS)
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00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,560
Whoo!
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
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00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,063
Hey Sean, where's
the light switch at?
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00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,899
SEAN: Right
inside, on the right.
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00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,703
Let there be light, woo hoo!
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00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,839
Okay folks, this here
is a hunting cabin
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if there ever was one!
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00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,976
We got raccoons sticking
out of the wall,
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00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,913
we got racks, we got bedtime
stories over the fireplace.
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We got a foxy lady
over here, (SCREAMS)
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it's a bear (LAUGHS).
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00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,384
This must be the kitchen.
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00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,419
Okay, this can work.
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00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:44,125
I'm Chef Russ the Bus and
this is my prep chef, Stinky.
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00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,525
Stinky and I are gonna bring you
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00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,862
some of the mighty fine southern
cooking that I grew up with
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00:18:47,929 --> 00:18:50,798
but we're gonna keep
in skunk-spense!
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00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,835
This here is Bucky the Buck,
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that's his best friend over
there, Trouty the Trout
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and this here is Pine Lake
Resort's finest water,
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00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,076
watch out for the lead content.
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00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:05,046
It's upwards of 15%.
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00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:07,048
- And what is this?
- Television.
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00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,448
That's a TV.
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00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:13,087
Oh, and here on our hunting
trips, time just seems to fly.
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00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:15,189
Hey!
(DAVID AND RUSSELL SHRIEK)
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00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,257
- Get the door.
- Okay,
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00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:18,893
I nearly soiled
myself, gimme a second,
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00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,428
you coulda knocked.
(DOOR CREAKS)
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00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,930
That was my
knock, turkey lips.
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00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:25,967
Chicken giblet.
(BAGS THUD)
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00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,835
DAVID: Ladies and gentlemen,
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00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,737
our God of Fire for the week.
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00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:30,805
Don't play around.
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00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:33,841
Hey, Russell, get
the lights for me.
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00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:35,710
- No!
- Russell, get the lights
400
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,078
- for me, please.
- Okay,
401
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:38,511
but if you give me nightmares,
402
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,781
I'm gonna sic my mother on you.
403
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:45,853
(LIGHTS CLICK)
(FIRE BURSTS IN FLAME)
404
00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,023
And behold, the angel
of the Lord appeared
405
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:51,792
to them in the blazing
fire of a bush.
406
00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:55,763
Mom, Sean is gonna
give me nightmares,
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00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,697
would you please
tell him to shut up?
408
00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:58,933
All right, that's it.
(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
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00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,601
One more thing and we're done.
(FABRIC RUSTLING)
410
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,671
RUSSELL: He's gonna
get me, he's gonna get me!
411
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:07,507
DAVID: Cabin
B roll, take one.
412
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,715
Let's try that again.
413
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,125
(BRANCH CRACKS)
414
00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:30,731
(CAMERA CREAKS)
Can I help you?
415
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:32,767
Are you lost?
416
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,904
We rented the
cabin for the week,
417
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:39,106
my friends and I were
just on a hunting trip.
418
00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:43,643
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
(FLAME BURSTS)
419
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,112
(LAUGHS) Hey, Shooter.
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00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,647
DAVID: You scared
the crap outta me!
421
00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:51,052
Oh man, it's good to
see you again, brother.
422
00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:52,585
DAVID: Oh, it's
good to see you too.
423
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:56,589
(PAUL LAUGHS)
How's the wife?
424
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,961
She's good, she was asking
about you again on Sunday.
425
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:06,599
DAVID: I've been at, work's
been so crazy, I'm sorry.
426
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,170
- It's, we lost a guy,
- Hey, don't worry about it.
427
00:21:09,236 --> 00:21:12,572
Look, are you ready
to have a great week?
428
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,775
- Yeah.
- Good.
429
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:16,609
- All right.
- Come on man,
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00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,878
let's get inside.
431
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:20,047
DAVID: What are you
gonna do with that flare?
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00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,152
(FLARE SIZZLES)
That works.
433
00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:27,788
- (GROUP LAUGHS)
- All right so,
434
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,591
there he is, buck naked,
running down the street
435
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,660
with his hands in front
of his unmentionables,
436
00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:34,694
I pull up behind him.
437
00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,563
It's raining out,
he's soaking wet
438
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,332
and I shine the
spotlight on him.
439
00:21:38,399 --> 00:21:39,367
All right, he turns around
440
00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:43,170
- and I'm like, "Billy Swanson?"
- No.
441
00:21:43,237 --> 00:21:45,172
- No.
- Pastor Swanson's son?
442
00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:46,841
- No way!
- On a stupid dare,
443
00:21:46,907 --> 00:21:48,109
his wrestling buddies
put him up to it.
444
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:49,410
(GROUP LAUGHS)
Course, the poor kid
445
00:21:49,477 --> 00:21:50,211
didn't realize that his
confirmation leader was going
446
00:21:50,277 --> 00:21:52,612
to be the one to catch him.
447
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,215
But you shoulda seen the
look of terror in his eyes
448
00:21:54,281 --> 00:21:56,050
when he turned
around and saw me.
449
00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:58,651
(GROUP LAUGHS)
450
00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:00,321
- Darn pastor kids, man.
- Yeah, yeah,
451
00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:03,157
all right, so I figure, this
boy needs a lesson, right?
452
00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:05,259
Oh no, come on!
(PAUL LAUGHS)
453
00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:06,727
Poor kid, man.
454
00:22:06,794 --> 00:22:07,762
You remember those Paul lessons?
455
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:08,896
- I remember the Paul lessons.
- Yep.
456
00:22:08,963 --> 00:22:10,197
SEAN: Well, you
know, kids these days,
457
00:22:10,264 --> 00:22:12,266
sometimes they need a push
in the right direction.
458
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,068
Some adults do too
for that matter.
459
00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:16,303
- Yep.
- So, what'd you do to him?
460
00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:18,605
For him, my friend, for him.
461
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,641
Take him back to the farm,
I pull him out of the car
462
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,676
and I handcuff him to
the children's play set.
463
00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:24,845
- (GROUP GROANS)
- Oh, man.
464
00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:26,347
And look, you better
not show this footage
465
00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:27,647
to anyone, all right?
466
00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:28,983
RUSSELL: You did not
handcuff him to the play set.
467
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:31,752
(LAUGHS) So, it's like 50
degrees outside, all right?
468
00:22:31,819 --> 00:22:33,220
So what do I do?
469
00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:34,522
I pull out the garden hose.
470
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,159
You can't hose down naked
boys in your backyard.
471
00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:41,628
- The kid started crying!
- Are you crazy?
472
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,231
I told him, "hey, you
pray on this all night long.
473
00:22:44,298 --> 00:22:46,633
"And just maybe you'll catch
the Lord's forgiveness."
474
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,669
- Well, did he?
- Miracle (LAUGHS).
475
00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:51,872
I let him go early that morning,
476
00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:54,375
the boy's flown straight
as an arrow ever since.
477
00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:59,612
Pauly boy, we, you, me, walk
different paths sometimes.
478
00:23:00,981 --> 00:23:03,751
I opt for the Coke
and conversation.
479
00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:04,684
- Hey.
- You,
480
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:07,654
It worked didn't it?
481
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:08,856
Sometimes people need a push.
482
00:23:10,391 --> 00:23:12,059
SEAN: Well, gentlemen,
I do believe it's time
483
00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:14,728
to officially separate
ourselves from the world.
484
00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:16,764
- No, no!
- Yes, yes it is.
485
00:23:16,831 --> 00:23:17,932
- Get 'em out.
- Just kidding.
486
00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:19,166
- (PHONE BEEPS)
- Disconnection.
487
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,102
All right, Seany.
488
00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:26,173
(SEAN HUMS)
(RUSSELL GROANS)
489
00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:31,178
Farewell poop emoji,
(SNIFFLES) smell ya later.
490
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:34,348
- (SEAN LAUGHS)
- You ready to spend
491
00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:36,851
some time out in
these beautiful woods?
492
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:37,985
DAVID: Ready to
make some magic happen.
493
00:23:38,052 --> 00:23:41,956
Well, gentlemen, that
is why we are here.
494
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,994
- Amen to that, brother.
- Cheers.
495
00:23:47,061 --> 00:23:49,230
Amen.
(BOTTLES CLINKING)
496
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,833
Here we go, cut the light.
497
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,835
(LIGHTS SWITCH)
(FLASHLIGHT CLICKS)
498
00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:58,072
All right, now, as is
tradition for us here
499
00:23:58,139 --> 00:23:59,373
at "Buck Fever Addicts,"
500
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,741
the first to sleep
501
00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:03,177
on the first night is the first
prey of the trip (LAUGHS).
502
00:24:04,445 --> 00:24:06,914
Old Davey boy here forgot
that (LAUGHS), shh.
503
00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:18,092
(DOOR CREAKS)
Oh!
504
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:21,929
Here we go.
505
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,437
(FABRIC RUSTLES)
506
00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:38,412
(CAN SPRAYS)
(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
507
00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:50,224
Shh.
(CAN SPRAYS)
508
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:52,860
(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
(HAND SLAPS)
509
00:24:52,927 --> 00:24:56,030
(RUSSELL SCREAMS)
(GROUP LAUGHS)
510
00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:59,833
(RUSSELL AND DAVID YELLING)
511
00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:03,437
PAUL: Hey!
512
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,906
Y'all want to be grounded?
513
00:25:05,973 --> 00:25:07,274
Sorry Paulie boy (LAUGHS).
514
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,114
(CRICKETS BUZZING)
515
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,355
- Y'all ready?
- Just getting older.
516
00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:26,427
Yeah, I'm coming.
(RUSSELL HUMS "WEDDING MARCH")
517
00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:36,470
Here comes the bow,
pretty in camo,
518
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:40,341
here comes the bow,
he will kill a bow,
519
00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,009
ho, ho, ho, ho.
(PACKAGE THUDS)
520
00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:44,378
Merry Christmas
fellas, (LAUGHS).
521
00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:46,180
Now, let me tell you something,
522
00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:47,948
I want to introduce
you to someone.
523
00:25:48,015 --> 00:25:51,385
I want you to be kind
and supportive, okay?
524
00:25:51,452 --> 00:25:54,221
Now, this here quiver,
(ARROWS CLANKING)
525
00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:58,025
is the brand new,
Hoyt Defiant Turbo.
526
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:05,833
33 inches, axle-to-axle,
six inch brace height,
527
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:10,904
350 FPF, 75% let-off.
528
00:26:14,108 --> 00:26:18,112
4.2 ounces of utter,
lethal, instant buck death.
529
00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:29,223
(GROUP LAUGHS)
You can kiss her,
530
00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:30,958
- if you want.
- No.
531
00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:32,393
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
532
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:33,594
DAVID: The girl
that was under the desk
533
00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:35,863
with her said the shooter
said "peek-a-boo."
534
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,432
Nothing to do with any questions
or her praying or anything.
535
00:26:38,499 --> 00:26:39,633
SEAN: No, the newspaper said
536
00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,136
that the guy came up and
asked her the question.
537
00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:43,904
Why else would the
mother write a book
538
00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,973
called "She Said Yes,"
if that didn't happen?
539
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,608
RUSSELL: Guys,
wait up, I got a shot.
540
00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:51,245
But there was another
girl that was in the library
541
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:52,279
and they were
saying the witnesses
542
00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:53,514
could have mixed
up their stories,
543
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:54,214
- which happens all the time.
- It's a load of crap
544
00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:55,416
and you know it, man.
545
00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:57,518
The girl was face-to-face
with her own death
546
00:26:57,584 --> 00:26:58,652
and she chose to pray.
547
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,887
- That's all I'm saying.
- You're saying it
548
00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:00,755
like the prayers did
anything when they didn't,
549
00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:01,689
her prayers did nothing for her.
550
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:03,924
- (PAUL SHUSHES)
- Look at this.
551
00:27:06,427 --> 00:27:08,662
RUSSELL: Old Paul's got
the senses of a hound dog.
552
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:11,165
SEAN: What you
got there, brother?
553
00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:13,300
We got two bucks
about 300 yards down.
554
00:27:14,401 --> 00:27:16,437
RUSSELL: Look at
the size of these guys.
555
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:20,240
Now, the rut happens the first
couple weeks in November.
556
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,576
And what they're doing
is either fighting
557
00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:26,347
over some territory
or over a doe.
558
00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:30,484
Oh, he got 99 problems
but a doe ain't one.
559
00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:31,485
- (ARROW THUDS)
- Oh!
560
00:27:31,552 --> 00:27:32,619
- Straight in the neck.
- Nice shot.
561
00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:34,488
RUSSELL: Oh yeah,
good one there mate.
562
00:27:34,555 --> 00:27:36,256
Let's take a look over here.
563
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,325
Oh, look at this!
564
00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:41,095
Wow, what do we got
over here, sonny boy?
565
00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,697
What is the worst part
about going hunting?
566
00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:45,666
Taking a crap
in the woods, huh?
567
00:27:45,734 --> 00:27:47,468
DAVID: Hanging and
skinning the deer.
568
00:27:47,534 --> 00:27:49,103
Thank you, I didn't
like any of the hoists
569
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,337
that I saw online,
570
00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:53,107
so I went ahead and knocked
up something myself.
571
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:54,942
This way we don't have
to go breaking our backs.
572
00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:58,078
♪ He came in like
a wrecking ball! ♪
573
00:27:58,145 --> 00:28:00,214
- (GROUP LAUGHS)
- All right Davey boy,
574
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,149
- it's your shot, brother.
- All right.
575
00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:06,019
- (DAVID SIGHS)
- Look at him,
576
00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:07,955
setting up for
the big shot here.
577
00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,426
(DAVID SNIFFLES)
Silence.
578
00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:16,363
PAUL: Oh hang on now, shooter,
that's recurve bow range.
579
00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:18,532
Why don't you show
us what you got?
580
00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:20,968
All right, it's been a while.
581
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,370
Time cannot erase
what you know.
582
00:28:23,437 --> 00:28:25,105
You know, I think
old Davey boy here
583
00:28:25,172 --> 00:28:27,107
just needs to a do a
little soul searching,
584
00:28:27,174 --> 00:28:29,076
remind himself how
good he really is.
585
00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:30,244
(RUSSELL GIGGLES)
586
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:31,979
Maybe I'm just
out of practice.
587
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:32,679
No, I don't believe
that for a minute.
588
00:28:32,747 --> 00:28:33,614
Come on, now.
589
00:28:34,648 --> 00:28:36,417
RUSSELL: Practice
makes perfect.
590
00:28:37,651 --> 00:28:39,686
Dave weren't you
supposed to put your weight
591
00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,355
on your other foot?
592
00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:44,458
Has it been that long?
593
00:28:44,525 --> 00:28:47,227
Steve, Perry.
(BOW RELEASES)
594
00:28:47,294 --> 00:28:48,262
(ARROW THUDS)
(RUSSELL YELLS)
595
00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,631
- Nice shot.
- Right in the center!
596
00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:51,465
Yeah, that's pretty good
597
00:28:51,532 --> 00:28:53,267
but the Dave I used to know,
598
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:54,401
well, he could hit a quarter
599
00:28:54,468 --> 00:28:55,135
across the old
campground archery range.
600
00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:56,303
- (HAND SLAPS)
- Aw.
601
00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:58,505
RUSSELL: Man, that
was the craziest thing
602
00:28:58,572 --> 00:28:59,940
I ever seen in my life,
how 'bout it Seany boy?
603
00:29:00,809 --> 00:29:04,178
I bet you one American dollar,
604
00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,314
you see that fan
right down yonder?
605
00:29:07,381 --> 00:29:09,550
- Yeah.
- One American dollar
606
00:29:09,616 --> 00:29:10,885
says you can't hit it from here.
607
00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:13,387
DAVID: (SIGHS) That's 90
yards, that's not gonna be,
608
00:29:13,454 --> 00:29:15,022
RUSSELL: One American
dollar says you can!
609
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,090
Did we or did we
not call you Shooter?
610
00:29:18,726 --> 00:29:21,628
RUSSELL: You are holding
the bow backwards, man.
611
00:29:21,695 --> 00:29:25,767
You gotta turn it around, Dave,
you're gonna hurt yourself.
612
00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:28,502
Turn it around.
(ARROW FLIES)
613
00:29:28,569 --> 00:29:30,537
- Chucked it, come on, man!
- I knew it.
614
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:31,572
SEAN: I'm gonna
have to sell my boat,
615
00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:32,573
we keep betting on you.
616
00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,575
Double or nothing,
try it again.
617
00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:38,078
RUSSELL: (LAUGHS)
Gambling commission
618
00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,413
gonna come down on us.
619
00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:42,683
Strong shooter,
(DAVID BREATHES)
620
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,718
I know you're in
there somewhere,
621
00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:44,651
let's see it.
622
00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,526
(BOW SNAPS)
(ARROW THUDS)
623
00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:56,697
(GROUP YELLS AND LAUGHS)
624
00:29:56,764 --> 00:29:59,233
Shooter, shooter, shooter!
625
00:30:01,668 --> 00:30:04,204
All right, we're ready
to go hunting now, folks!
626
00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:08,609
We'll see you bright
and early (YELLS).
627
00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:09,944
PAUL: All right, look,
628
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:10,677
we used to wear something
like this in the service,
629
00:30:10,745 --> 00:30:12,479
you'll get used to it.
630
00:30:12,546 --> 00:30:14,782
- All right.
- Good morning.
631
00:30:14,849 --> 00:30:16,617
- Morning.
- So Shooter,
632
00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:18,151
why don't you tell the kids
633
00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,053
at home what you're
suiting up with.
634
00:30:21,555 --> 00:30:22,623
Well, as you can see,
635
00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:25,459
I don't go out to my
spot in my full camo,
636
00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:28,462
if you sweat a lot
like I do, and I do,
637
00:30:28,529 --> 00:30:32,266
I don't 'cause white tails
can smell human perspiration
638
00:30:32,332 --> 00:30:33,768
from about a mile away.
639
00:30:33,835 --> 00:30:36,169
So, I keep cool
until I get there.
640
00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:40,808
All right, over here,
I have my trusty bow,
641
00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:43,443
we've been through
a lot together.
642
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,546
Right here is a
scent killer spray,
643
00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:47,281
it eliminates odor
throughout the day.
644
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,349
Don't go hunting
without it folks.
645
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,553
These are my snacks in my pack.
646
00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:56,590
This is a hunting
blade, in the pack.
647
00:30:56,657 --> 00:30:57,859
This is a range finder,
648
00:30:57,926 --> 00:31:01,128
it's used to gauge the
distance between your stand
649
00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:02,429
and the trees that
are around you
650
00:31:02,496 --> 00:31:04,799
so that you can know how
far the deer are from you.
651
00:31:04,866 --> 00:31:08,368
The woods can mess with your
distance and depth perception.
652
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,570
So, that's what it's for.
653
00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:11,672
- That's it for me.
- Very nice.
654
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,540
What about you, old man?
655
00:31:13,607 --> 00:31:16,778
Oh, well I guess in the end,
656
00:31:16,844 --> 00:31:19,346
the only piece of equipment
that really matters,
657
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:21,816
this thing of beauty right here.
658
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:27,387
SEAN: All right, so,
just record what you can.
659
00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,257
Try and get some footage on
your way out of the site.
660
00:31:30,324 --> 00:31:31,358
Just a few minutes
here and there.
661
00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:33,160
Save the bulk of it
when you actually get
662
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,362
to the stand or the blind.
663
00:31:36,530 --> 00:31:37,832
Do your best to get some
good footage, all right?
664
00:31:37,899 --> 00:31:41,435
Like, we want to give our
audience the best appeal we can.
665
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:42,837
All right, so we
got four blinds set up
666
00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:44,605
on this lovely property.
667
00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:48,843
We have North, East,
South and West.
668
00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:50,377
What we're gonna do
is we're gonna trade off
669
00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:51,678
after each hunt
670
00:31:51,746 --> 00:31:52,546
and get some bragging rights
671
00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:53,413
for who can hunt where the best,
672
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,515
all right?
(GROUP LAUGHS)
673
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,417
Nothing like a
little competition.
674
00:31:57,484 --> 00:32:00,253
- How 'bout a little wager?
- One American dollar?
675
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,489
- One American dollar.
- One American dollar.
676
00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:05,592
All right, Shauny, you are
starting on the North line,
677
00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:08,261
- Cool.
- Russell, we are sending you
678
00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:09,696
down the South side.
679
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:11,598
I am taking the East blind
680
00:32:11,665 --> 00:32:14,736
which leaves Dave with the
wicked witch of the west.
681
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:18,438
By the way, Dave,
you get any footage
682
00:32:18,505 --> 00:32:20,474
of those satanic
cultists out there?
683
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,876
Try and make it a nice
clean shot, all right?
684
00:32:21,943 --> 00:32:23,477
RUSSELL: And, by the way,
685
00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:26,748
God please rebuke Sean
for being an idiot
686
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:29,416
and save us from evil, amen.
687
00:32:29,483 --> 00:32:30,550
- Amen.
- Amen.
688
00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,152
- All right.
- Let's do it.
689
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:37,424
- Let's get those bucks.
- Oh, by the way, Dave,
690
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,728
ain't nothing in them woods
you can't kill with that bow.
691
00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:44,832
(INSECTS BUZZING)
692
00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:04,384
It is a whole new ball game
trying to find your stand
693
00:33:04,451 --> 00:33:06,788
when you can barely
see anything.
694
00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:11,358
Even in the daylight, the
woods can be confusing.
695
00:33:13,593 --> 00:33:16,931
A good practice is to mark
your stands, reflector tape.
696
00:33:19,801 --> 00:33:21,401
Mark your route if you can.
697
00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:24,471
If not, use landmarks.
698
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,674
It's all about landmarks, folks.
699
00:33:27,742 --> 00:33:30,878
We should be close.
(BRANCH SNAPS)
700
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:44,424
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
(DAVID BREATHING)
701
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:51,899
(BRANCH SNAPS)
(DAVID GASPS)
702
00:33:57,038 --> 00:34:01,943
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
(DAVID BREATHING)
703
00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:46,854
(FLAME FLICKERS)
704
00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:48,355
Very funny, guys.
705
00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:52,292
(WIND WHIPPING)
706
00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:59,332
(DAVID BREATHES)
707
00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:02,703
Got my candy.
708
00:35:04,638 --> 00:35:06,673
Candy is a must for me.
709
00:35:06,741 --> 00:35:07,775
I unwrap ahead of time,
710
00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:09,744
put it in a napkin
or a cloth, no sound.
711
00:35:12,113 --> 00:35:16,516
The other guys like to eat
last year's jerky as good luck.
712
00:35:17,651 --> 00:35:18,886
Way I see it,
713
00:35:18,953 --> 00:35:21,521
some deer smelling its own
dead isn't too inviting.
714
00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:27,061
So, candy is dandy.
715
00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:34,568
It is beautiful.
716
00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:38,906
That's the best part about
hunting, if you ask me.
717
00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:42,877
It's the quiet.
718
00:35:46,814 --> 00:35:51,819
(BIRDS CAWING)
(DISTANT DRUMBEAT)
719
00:36:02,163 --> 00:36:03,965
Oh man, look at that.
720
00:36:09,536 --> 00:36:12,807
Oh, they're beautiful.
721
00:36:12,874 --> 00:36:15,609
We've got one, two, three, four.
722
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,883
(ANIMAL HOWLING)
723
00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:35,395
(FABRIC RUSTLING)
724
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,137
(MOANS) Not a bad day one.
725
00:36:43,204 --> 00:36:45,072
No bucks yet.
726
00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:49,076
No hunting ground is alike,
between weather, terrain,
727
00:36:49,143 --> 00:36:51,478
other hunters in the area.
728
00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:53,546
All this affects
the hunting ground.
729
00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:56,017
It can change how things happen.
730
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:58,518
(RUSSELL SCREAMS)
(DAVID YELLS)
731
00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:01,122
(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
732
00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:05,760
- Oh, hey, you okay brother?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
733
00:37:05,826 --> 00:37:08,495
RUSSELL: Hey man,
brother seriously.
734
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,798
Out here in the
woods this morning,
735
00:37:10,865 --> 00:37:12,900
I didn't have any TP (LAUGHS).
(DAVID SCREAMS)
736
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:13,901
Is that poop?
737
00:37:13,968 --> 00:37:15,169
Is that poop?
(RUSSELL GIGGLES)
738
00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:17,604
- (DAVID SPITS)
- Hey, yo!
739
00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:19,639
Could hear you boys a mile away.
740
00:37:19,707 --> 00:37:20,473
RUSSELL: No, not me.
741
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,276
Must be Daffy Duck over here.
742
00:37:22,343 --> 00:37:24,011
I made him wet his britches.
743
00:37:24,078 --> 00:37:25,980
PAUL: That true, Dave?
744
00:37:26,047 --> 00:37:27,181
Yes.
(GROUP LAUGHS)
745
00:37:27,248 --> 00:37:30,117
RUSSELL: What do you
got there, wise Gandalf?
746
00:37:30,184 --> 00:37:32,019
I got us some snacks.
747
00:37:32,086 --> 00:37:33,854
As you saw, they're
easy to clean
748
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:36,057
and their hides can be used
for any number of things.
749
00:37:36,123 --> 00:37:37,224
I mean, my kids like it
750
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,591
when I bring 'em back
some fresh rabbit feet
751
00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,094
for them for good luck.
752
00:37:40,161 --> 00:37:42,129
One rabbit is a
good meal for one,
753
00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:43,397
it's a light meal for two.
754
00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:45,933
So, this is a pretty good
haul for a few of us.
755
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,102
Russell's gonna cook
'em up real good.
756
00:37:48,169 --> 00:37:49,804
Hey there, welcome
to Buck Fever Feasts.
757
00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,039
Now, as always, I will
be your chef today,
758
00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:53,941
Chef Russ the Bus.
759
00:37:54,008 --> 00:37:55,242
These are the lucky
rascals that get
760
00:37:55,309 --> 00:37:57,011
to enjoy what I
got cooking today.
761
00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:59,180
Now, you've got your
grill of goodness,
762
00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:00,247
you got your seasoning,
763
00:38:00,314 --> 00:38:02,316
I like to use lots
of salt and Tabasco
764
00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:04,185
to spice things up for
these boys a little bit.
765
00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:07,288
Now, on the menu today
is Russell's famous eggs
766
00:38:07,355 --> 00:38:08,990
with my secret ingredient.
767
00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:10,291
- Eggs.
- Yeah, well,
768
00:38:10,358 --> 00:38:11,392
anyways you got your eggs.
769
00:38:11,459 --> 00:38:13,761
You got your Russell's
Testament Toast,
770
00:38:13,828 --> 00:38:15,930
you got your Russell's
Heavenly Hashbrowns,
771
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,231
you got your Russell's
772
00:38:17,298 --> 00:38:21,102
Let He Who Has Not Sinned
Cast the First Stone Bacon,
773
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:24,171
you got your Russell's
sin free sausage.
774
00:38:24,238 --> 00:38:28,309
You got your Russell's Holy Ham.
775
00:38:28,376 --> 00:38:33,580
You got your Grammy's
Special, Glorified Grits, mm.
776
00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:35,483
You are literally
the only person
777
00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:36,516
eating those grits today, man.
778
00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:38,719
Yeah well, y'all
are missing out.
779
00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:41,956
Judas juice, Mary's milk.
780
00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:46,593
Well, that's about 500
million bajillion calories
781
00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:47,928
of hunting feast right there.
782
00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:48,963
Come on, join us.
783
00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,298
- That looks good though.
- Yeah, looks great.
784
00:38:51,365 --> 00:38:54,135
Like everyone have a
good hunt this morning
785
00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:56,003
- or set, I should say.
- Not a set,
786
00:38:56,070 --> 00:38:57,204
didn't even see a squirrel.
787
00:38:57,271 --> 00:38:59,606
- Oh yeah.
- Did you guys hear
788
00:38:59,672 --> 00:39:00,741
anything weird out there though?
789
00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,043
- Like what?
- Oh right, that looks good.
790
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:05,246
Like a loud screeching
sound, some kind of animal.
791
00:39:05,312 --> 00:39:06,981
Like a bobcat?
(JUICE POURING)
792
00:39:07,048 --> 00:39:10,351
- This was not a cat.
- I didn't hear anything.
793
00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:13,620
- You sure?
- Well, (COUGHS)
794
00:39:13,686 --> 00:39:15,189
if you're interested,
795
00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:17,258
I happen to know of someone,
796
00:39:17,324 --> 00:39:18,125
- personally,
- Good job.
797
00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:19,160
That can take your fear away
798
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:21,395
from you for the
rest of your life.
799
00:39:21,462 --> 00:39:25,800
(PAUL LAUGHS)
(SILVERWARE CLANKING)
800
00:39:25,866 --> 00:39:28,969
It's just, I'm surprised
your wrist doesn't hurt more
801
00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,405
with all the bible
thumping you do.
802
00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:33,074
- Here you go.
- Truth is truth, man.
803
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:35,642
- Okay.
- Truth be told,
804
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:36,877
I'm not at all surprised
(SILVERWARE CLINKING)
805
00:39:36,944 --> 00:39:38,712
that you're hearing weird
sounds in the woods.
806
00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:40,181
It just kinda comes
with the territory,
807
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,482
- you know what I mean?
- Hey man,
808
00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:42,649
can you pass that stuff
over before we start eating?
809
00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,919
- What territory?
- Thank you very much, man.
810
00:39:44,985 --> 00:39:46,720
Well, I'm just
saying, (COUGHS).
811
00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,957
You hang around in the
darkness long enough,
812
00:39:50,024 --> 00:39:52,193
you're bound to make
some dark friends.
813
00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:57,398
Well thank you, for telling
me that I'm going to hell.
814
00:39:57,465 --> 00:39:58,566
(SEAN SIGHS)
You know, if you want
815
00:39:58,631 --> 00:40:01,368
to share you religious
beliefs with someone,
816
00:40:01,435 --> 00:40:04,004
- maybe try a better tactic.
- Can you pass me the ham
817
00:40:04,071 --> 00:40:05,172
- as well, man?
- All right,
818
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,441
Thank you very
much, thank you.
819
00:40:07,508 --> 00:40:09,276
You ever want
to see Kate again?
820
00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:13,347
- (FISTS THUMP TABLE)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
821
00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:14,815
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
822
00:40:14,882 --> 00:40:16,683
settle down, take a chill pill!
823
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,320
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
824
00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:27,694
(CHAIR CREAKS)
(SEAN SIGHS)
825
00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:34,368
(CAMERA WOBBLES)
826
00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:40,040
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
(PAUL BREATHING)
827
00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:45,045
- (WATER SWISHING)
- How you holding up, man?
828
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:46,881
DAVID: I'm fine.
829
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:49,517
PAUL: You still
seeing that therapist
830
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:53,087
- from a little while ago?
- No, work's been busy.
831
00:40:56,056 --> 00:40:59,393
(WATER SWISHING)
832
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:00,461
PAUL: How 'bout
that medication?
833
00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:02,363
Is that still giving
you some issues?
834
00:41:02,429 --> 00:41:04,398
DAVID: I'm not
worrying about it anymore.
835
00:41:04,465 --> 00:41:05,633
PAUL: I just
remember you telling me
836
00:41:05,698 --> 00:41:07,034
that was making you tired
all the time, right?
837
00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:10,137
DAVID: Yeah, I stopped taking
it, so, it's not a problem.
838
00:41:10,204 --> 00:41:12,806
PAUL: Oh well, I think
that's for the best.
839
00:41:14,108 --> 00:41:16,911
(WATER SWISHING)
840
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,186
You know, I'll be
honest with you, man.
841
00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:26,620
The fact that this
place used to be owned
842
00:41:26,686 --> 00:41:29,456
by some sort of religious cult
kinda freaks me out a little.
843
00:41:29,523 --> 00:41:31,959
DAVID: Wait, Sean
was serious about that?
844
00:41:32,026 --> 00:41:33,761
PAUL: 'Bout what?
845
00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:34,828
I thought he was
just being an idiot
846
00:41:34,895 --> 00:41:38,132
- with the whole cult thing.
- No, man.
847
00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:40,868
I was with him when
he was talking to her.
848
00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:43,070
She was talking about some
kind of weird voodoo stuff
849
00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:45,539
but I don't know, man.
850
00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:47,942
She seemed a little bit
weird to me herself.
851
00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:52,913
(FIRE CRACKLING)
852
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,915
Last summer I found a kid
853
00:41:54,982 --> 00:41:57,117
at the bottom of the
pool of the campground.
854
00:42:01,155 --> 00:42:01,956
The kids were always
daring each other
855
00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,258
to sneak into the pool at night.
856
00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:06,860
So, we'd make sure to
check it a couple of times.
857
00:42:08,095 --> 00:42:11,065
And in the past when
we busted these kids,
858
00:42:11,131 --> 00:42:14,134
we found 'em hiding in the
showers waiting for us to leave.
859
00:42:15,502 --> 00:42:20,407
So, I (SIGHS), walk through
the showers, no one's there.
860
00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:23,944
So, I head to the pool
861
00:42:24,011 --> 00:42:26,914
and make sure no one's
hiding in the water.
862
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:30,684
And I didn't see
anything at first
863
00:42:30,751 --> 00:42:35,356
but, we got those black
lane lines painted
864
00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:36,523
at the bottom of the pool
865
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,325
and something about
the paint looked funny.
866
00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:41,428
Like funny peculiar
867
00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:45,232
and so, I shined
my flashlight at it
868
00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:48,102
and I realized it's
one of the kids.
869
00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:52,940
One of the little kids
and he ain't moving.
870
00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:57,978
So, I jump in, fully clothed,
get him to the shallow end,
871
00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:01,582
drag him out of the pool,
carry him up the steps,
872
00:43:01,649 --> 00:43:03,317
get the CPR going.
873
00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:08,922
I'm screaming, you know,
for help, top of my lungs.
874
00:43:10,057 --> 00:43:11,859
I started to get mad.
875
00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:16,230
I was like, "seriously?
876
00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:20,868
"Like, seriously, is this
seriously about to happen?
877
00:43:20,934 --> 00:43:25,272
"Is this kid gonna
die at youth camp?"
878
00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:29,343
I was so mad
879
00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:35,249
and I realized that this
kid isn't coming back
880
00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:42,556
and our camp medic,
James, rushes up,
881
00:43:42,623 --> 00:43:44,591
takes over for me
on the compressions
882
00:43:46,193 --> 00:43:47,294
and I was so mad, man.
883
00:43:47,361 --> 00:43:49,530
I just, I just let out
this scream of anger.
884
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:58,839
I swear to goodness, man,
885
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,442
right when I screamed,
886
00:44:02,711 --> 00:44:06,013
the kid spit up like
a gallon of water,
887
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,149
- started breathing.
- Man.
888
00:44:10,752 --> 00:44:14,388
- Yeah.
- Did y'all have to take him
889
00:44:14,455 --> 00:44:15,189
to the hospital,
890
00:44:15,255 --> 00:44:16,423
- all that stuff?
- Yeah.
891
00:44:19,259 --> 00:44:21,528
The ambulance showed up
like 15 minutes later.
892
00:44:23,263 --> 00:44:24,531
PAUL: And the
official lesson?
893
00:44:27,401 --> 00:44:32,406
Right, (SIGHS),
always with the lessons.
894
00:44:33,273 --> 00:44:34,508
Well, the lesson I took away
895
00:44:34,575 --> 00:44:38,645
from this was that God's
timing is not your timing.
896
00:44:44,118 --> 00:44:47,488
That it doesn't
always happen the way
897
00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:51,024
that it's, that you want it to
898
00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:55,396
but it always happens
the way it's supposed to.
899
00:44:58,098 --> 00:44:59,533
- (FABRIC BRUSHING)
- I'm getting cold, guys.
900
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,635
PAUL: That was
perfect, Russell.
901
00:45:01,703 --> 00:45:04,271
- Dave, it's your turn.
- No, I'm gonna go to bed.
902
00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:06,006
No man, we all
have to tell a story,
903
00:45:06,073 --> 00:45:07,541
it's gonna make the
whole segment work.
904
00:45:07,608 --> 00:45:08,675
That's the whole point of this.
905
00:45:08,743 --> 00:45:11,378
- No, sorry.
- At least stay
906
00:45:11,445 --> 00:45:14,415
and have another beer, man.
(CAN THUDS)
907
00:45:18,185 --> 00:45:20,354
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
908
00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:23,490
(ELECTRIC THRUMMING)
909
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:35,002
DAVID: It's like trying
to sleep with a strobe light.
910
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:37,671
(ROD CLATTERS)
(DAVID GROANS)
911
00:45:37,739 --> 00:45:40,340
If I get eaten by a
bear, I have it on film.
912
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,977
(DOOR CREAKS)
913
00:45:45,512 --> 00:45:48,182
(DAVID GROANS)
914
00:45:50,150 --> 00:45:54,421
What?
(LIGHTS BUZZING)
915
00:45:54,488 --> 00:45:55,289
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
916
00:45:55,355 --> 00:45:57,191
is how you start a forest fire.
917
00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:01,195
(WIND HOWLING)
918
00:46:06,768 --> 00:46:08,569
(FLAME FLICKERS)
Oh, what?
919
00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:17,611
(LIGHTS THUDDING)
(DAVID GASPS)
920
00:46:21,448 --> 00:46:26,453
(DAVID PANTING)
(BRANCHES SNAPPING)
921
00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:31,191
(ANIMAL HOWLING)
(DAVID SCREAMS)
922
00:46:31,258 --> 00:46:33,994
(DAVID PANTING)
923
00:46:35,229 --> 00:46:37,331
(DOOR CREAKS)
(DAVID AND RUSSELL SCREAM)
924
00:46:37,397 --> 00:46:41,268
- Just please, move.
- What are you doing?
925
00:46:41,335 --> 00:46:43,337
- (DOOR CREAKS)
- Something,
926
00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:45,372
Hey man, what are you
doing, what are you doing?
927
00:46:45,439 --> 00:46:47,107
Hey, there's a
bathroom in the cabin,
928
00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:48,141
you don't need to go
out there to go pee,
929
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:49,276
all right, man?
(DAVID BREATHING)
930
00:46:49,343 --> 00:46:52,446
You don't need to it
on B roll for the show.
931
00:46:52,513 --> 00:46:53,614
What are you doing?
932
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,481
I'm even more concerned
with what you're doing
933
00:46:54,548 --> 00:46:56,683
with that mallet bar you found.
934
00:46:58,218 --> 00:47:02,256
- Are you okay, brother?
- (MURMURS) The light was,
935
00:47:02,322 --> 00:47:05,325
then there's,
something in the fire.
936
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:10,397
(LAMP CLICKS)
(DAVID SIGHS)
937
00:47:25,847 --> 00:47:29,116
- Hey.
- What?
938
00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,785
- Sure you're okay, man?
- Yeah.
939
00:47:32,185 --> 00:47:33,587
I'm fine, I'm fine (BREATHES).
940
00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:38,659
You know, Sean, Sean
don't mean no harm.
941
00:47:38,726 --> 00:47:40,127
You know that.
942
00:47:40,193 --> 00:47:41,395
He's just trying to help.
943
00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:43,731
Yeah well.
944
00:47:48,602 --> 00:47:52,673
Hey, I can't imagine
what you've been through.
945
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:54,842
I can't imagine going
through that myself.
946
00:47:55,977 --> 00:47:59,613
There ain't nothing
I, me, or Sean or Paul
947
00:48:00,882 --> 00:48:04,719
or anybody's gonna say that's
going to make it better.
948
00:48:11,993 --> 00:48:17,197
(DAVID SIGHS)
(FOOTSTEPS FALL)
949
00:48:24,237 --> 00:48:25,873
Hold that for safety.
950
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:27,674
(SNIFFLES) Good night, Russell.
951
00:48:27,742 --> 00:48:32,179
Good night, brother.
(DOOR CREAKS)
952
00:48:32,245 --> 00:48:35,382
Sleep tight, Dave.
(DOOR CLOSES)
953
00:48:41,555 --> 00:48:44,424
(RUSSELL SLURPS FOOD)
954
00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:47,361
(INSECTS BUZZING)
955
00:48:54,301 --> 00:48:57,270
(DISTANT DRUMMING)
956
00:48:59,907 --> 00:49:02,676
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
957
00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:08,716
(DOOR CREAKS)
958
00:49:08,783 --> 00:49:12,754
RUSSELL: Hey, well look
who's decided to stop spooning!
959
00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:14,688
- (RUSSELL LAUGHS)
- Yeah, yeah.
960
00:49:14,756 --> 00:49:15,990
What's Dave doing?
(DOOR CLOSES)
961
00:49:16,057 --> 00:49:18,793
RUSSELL: Dave's just
ready to grip it and rip it.
962
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,962
All right, time to
switch up the stands.
963
00:49:21,029 --> 00:49:23,597
You guys mind if I take
the same one as yesterday?
964
00:49:23,664 --> 00:49:25,232
Yeah, I do mind, man.
965
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,769
The wind is perfect
for the West blind,
966
00:49:27,835 --> 00:49:29,469
I set that up last week.
967
00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:31,773
You're on the South blind today.
968
00:49:31,839 --> 00:49:34,307
(BAG THUDS)
969
00:49:35,977 --> 00:49:40,915
(PAUL SIGHS)
(ZIPPER ZIPS)
970
00:49:42,482 --> 00:49:44,819
(DAVID HUMS)
971
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,743
Oh, there he is.
972
00:50:13,014 --> 00:50:14,716
I can't make out how many points
973
00:50:15,682 --> 00:50:16,316
on this beauty
974
00:50:16,383 --> 00:50:19,219
but nice white chest.
975
00:50:20,487 --> 00:50:21,889
It's big, it's big.
976
00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:33,868
He's coming this way.
(DEER'S HOOVES STEPPING)
977
00:50:58,025 --> 00:51:00,895
(DAVID SIGHS)
978
00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:04,866
(BOW SNAPS)
(DAVID SCREAMS)
979
00:51:04,932 --> 00:51:07,869
(ELECTRIC BUZZING)
980
00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:25,685
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
981
00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:37,564
(CAMERA WOBBLES)
982
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:50,711
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
983
00:52:00,121 --> 00:52:02,556
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
984
00:52:02,622 --> 00:52:05,092
(DAVID COUGHS)
985
00:52:10,865 --> 00:52:13,466
(DAVID MOANS)
986
00:52:34,789 --> 00:52:35,655
What?
987
00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:44,564
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
(DAVID BREATHES)
988
00:53:08,521 --> 00:53:09,389
Kate, how?
989
00:53:11,524 --> 00:53:16,529
(THUDDING IN WOODS)
(DAVID GASPS)
990
00:53:19,934 --> 00:53:23,971
(ANIMAL HOWLING)
(DISTANT DRUMBEAT)
991
00:53:24,038 --> 00:53:26,007
(DAVID PANTS)
992
00:53:26,073 --> 00:53:27,241
- Come on now.
- Oh, (LAUGHS).
993
00:53:27,308 --> 00:53:30,477
Come on, we're almost there.
(RUSSELL FALLING)
994
00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:31,746
SEAN: Have you done
this before or not?
995
00:53:31,812 --> 00:53:33,480
I can't do it.
(SEAN LAUGHS)
996
00:53:33,546 --> 00:53:34,715
- I can't do it.
- Come on, come on.
997
00:53:34,782 --> 00:53:35,716
We got like 20 feet, come on.
998
00:53:35,783 --> 00:53:37,517
Hey man, why
don't you pull her?
999
00:53:37,584 --> 00:53:39,619
I'll stay here and
you drag me too, yeah?
1000
00:53:39,686 --> 00:53:40,654
- No, sorry.
- That's not how this works,
1001
00:53:40,721 --> 00:53:41,554
- let's go.
- I shot her, you drag her,
1002
00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:42,656
- come on, man.
- Been like this
1003
00:53:42,723 --> 00:53:44,792
- the whole way back.
- Hold on, all right.
1004
00:53:44,859 --> 00:53:46,160
SEAN: Sooner we
go, sooner we leave,
1005
00:53:46,227 --> 00:53:47,128
- let's go.
- All right, all right,
1006
00:53:47,194 --> 00:53:48,162
- all right.
- Let's do it, come on.
1007
00:53:48,229 --> 00:53:50,430
- Come on, almost there.
- Yeah, yeah!
1008
00:53:52,233 --> 00:53:53,267
You guys see this here buck?
1009
00:53:53,334 --> 00:53:55,803
This here is the
definition of not fun.
1010
00:53:57,204 --> 00:54:00,174
Well, we have officially
wrapped day two of hunting
1011
00:54:00,241 --> 00:54:02,642
and our first kill
winner trophy goes
1012
00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:05,980
to our famous
clown-dash-cook, Russell.
1013
00:54:06,047 --> 00:54:07,782
RUSSELL: (YELLS
TRIUMPHANTLY) Eat it!
1014
00:54:07,848 --> 00:54:10,084
- Unbelievable.
- Now, when you're out
1015
00:54:10,151 --> 00:54:13,254
on a hunt, the real
important thing,
1016
00:54:13,321 --> 00:54:15,289
when you get that first kill
1017
00:54:15,356 --> 00:54:16,791
and you bring it
back to the cabin,
1018
00:54:16,857 --> 00:54:18,793
you want to be,
(MUFFLED CRYING)
1019
00:54:18,859 --> 00:54:22,830
What was that?
(DOOR THUDDING)
1020
00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:25,598
Dave?
(MUFFLED CRYING)
1021
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:27,634
- What is that?
- Dave?
1022
00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:29,536
(DOOR CREAKS)
Hey Dave,
1023
00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:32,807
(DAVID CRYING)
whoa, hey, hey, hey,
1024
00:54:32,873 --> 00:54:34,175
hey, hey, it's
gonna be okay, man.
1025
00:54:34,241 --> 00:54:35,910
It's gonna be okay.
1026
00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:43,784
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DAVID SOBS)
1027
00:54:45,652 --> 00:54:48,789
"Ghost Fever Addicts,"
episode one, action.
1028
00:54:48,856 --> 00:54:51,591
(CAMERA CREAKS)
1029
00:54:59,834 --> 00:55:01,769
- All right, come on, come on.
- Hey fellas.
1030
00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:03,104
Yeah, did you find the
alcohol swabs in there, Russ?
1031
00:55:03,170 --> 00:55:04,138
Yeah, right there, it was
right there in the cruiser,
1032
00:55:04,205 --> 00:55:05,139
I just brought in
the whole pack.
1033
00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:06,974
- All right.
- Come on, come here,
1034
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:09,810
come here.
(BAGS RUSTLE)
1035
00:55:09,877 --> 00:55:12,146
There you go, look
at that, first blood.
1036
00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:14,614
That's an honor
right there, buddy.
1037
00:55:17,284 --> 00:55:21,722
Technically, I
got my deer first,
1038
00:55:21,789 --> 00:55:23,924
so, that's second
blood (LAUGHS).
1039
00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:26,293
Hey, did you
download the files yet?
1040
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,130
No, I need the SD
cards, please sir.
1041
00:55:29,196 --> 00:55:31,866
- Okay.
- Stop for a second.
1042
00:55:34,201 --> 00:55:35,703
Hey man, you're getting
blood all over the place.
1043
00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:38,973
Thank you.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1044
00:55:40,374 --> 00:55:41,709
- Empty,
- Okay, hold on.
1045
00:55:41,776 --> 00:55:42,910
- What?
- Hey maybe it,
1046
00:55:42,977 --> 00:55:45,813
hey man, maybe it's with
your other cards, okay?
1047
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:46,847
- Yeah.
- It's in the back.
1048
00:55:46,914 --> 00:55:47,915
DAVID: Okay,
let me get a card.
1049
00:55:52,453 --> 00:55:53,686
It's not in there.
1050
00:55:53,754 --> 00:55:55,756
Well, Dave man, don't you
have two of those cases?
1051
00:55:55,823 --> 00:55:56,891
Let me see that
camera again, huh?
1052
00:55:56,957 --> 00:55:58,025
That's the only one
1053
00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:58,893
- that I have.
- It's not in the camera.
1054
00:55:58,959 --> 00:55:59,960
- Hey, hey!
- Where's the,
1055
00:56:00,027 --> 00:56:02,129
where's the camera
that was in tree?
1056
00:56:02,196 --> 00:56:03,264
- It's over there on the,
- Did you leave it
1057
00:56:03,330 --> 00:56:04,432
- at the stand, maybe?
- No.
1058
00:56:04,498 --> 00:56:07,835
- Did you take it out?
- It's not in there!
1059
00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:09,203
- Where is it?
- Hey, settle down man,
1060
00:56:09,270 --> 00:56:10,905
- settle down.
- It's gotta be in my bag,
1061
00:56:10,971 --> 00:56:11,939
it's gotta be in the bag.
1062
00:56:12,006 --> 00:56:13,673
(FABRIC RUSTLES)
Come on, come on,
1063
00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:15,076
come on, come on.
1064
00:56:16,444 --> 00:56:18,312
(YELLS) It's not in there man!
(BAG SLAMS)
1065
00:56:18,379 --> 00:56:22,049
(SHOUTS) Don't touch me, don't!
1066
00:56:22,116 --> 00:56:26,153
I'm not crazy, I saw that stuff,
there's candles everywhere.
1067
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,155
(WATER SPRAYING)
1068
00:56:28,222 --> 00:56:29,723
PAUL: Did you get it all?
1069
00:56:30,491 --> 00:56:32,726
- Seany?
- Yeah man, I got it.
1070
00:56:37,331 --> 00:56:39,200
I think we got
to call it, guys?
1071
00:56:39,266 --> 00:56:40,134
Well what?
1072
00:56:43,003 --> 00:56:48,008
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(RUSSELL SIGHS)
1073
00:56:49,777 --> 00:56:52,980
I think we take him home,
we take him to the hospital,
1074
00:56:53,047 --> 00:56:54,415
whatever we do
though, but I mean,
1075
00:56:54,482 --> 00:56:55,816
we gotta get him outta here.
(PAUL SIGHS)
1076
00:56:55,883 --> 00:56:58,185
I thought that maybe that this
trip would be good for him
1077
00:56:58,252 --> 00:56:59,320
- but, you know,
- Russell, maybe
1078
00:56:59,386 --> 00:57:00,821
- No.
- This is a good thing
1079
00:57:00,888 --> 00:57:02,123
- for him.
- Hey man, I don't know,
1080
00:57:02,189 --> 00:57:03,257
he's been talking to me
about the meaning of the fawn
1081
00:57:03,324 --> 00:57:04,558
- and candles in the forest,
- Yeah, yeah,
1082
00:57:04,657 --> 00:57:06,827
- He hugged for two hours,
- He's been on his own,
1083
00:57:06,894 --> 00:57:07,995
- He hasn't stopped crying,
- He's been on his own
1084
00:57:08,062 --> 00:57:10,865
and he's been working
himself to death since,
1085
00:57:12,133 --> 00:57:15,369
- Yeah, exactly man.
- Look, what could be better
1086
00:57:15,436 --> 00:57:18,706
than being with friends,
enjoying creation and hunting?
1087
00:57:18,772 --> 00:57:19,639
I don't know,
1088
00:57:20,741 --> 00:57:22,076
- but it ain't working,
- I'm serious, but,
1089
00:57:22,143 --> 00:57:26,814
look, look, think about those
kids at your camp, all right?
1090
00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:29,984
They are able to have
an experience with God
1091
00:57:30,050 --> 00:57:32,153
because they are at camp,
1092
00:57:32,219 --> 00:57:36,957
away from distractions, okay?
(RUSSELL SIGHS)
1093
00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,259
He's just working
through some stuff
1094
00:57:38,325 --> 00:57:39,860
- right now.
- Yeah, clearly.
1095
00:57:42,796 --> 00:57:47,735
(SIGHS) Look,
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
1096
00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:50,838
I know this is hard but maybe,
1097
00:57:50,905 --> 00:57:53,040
maybe this is what
gets him heading back
1098
00:57:53,107 --> 00:57:55,776
in the right direction.
1099
00:57:55,843 --> 00:57:57,745
And we just need to
be there for him.
1100
00:57:59,213 --> 00:58:00,281
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Hey.
1101
00:58:02,116 --> 00:58:04,684
Maybe God is doing something
out in these woods.
1102
00:58:09,223 --> 00:58:10,291
Maybe you're right.
1103
00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:16,030
Sean, you gotta
back off, right man?
1104
00:58:16,096 --> 00:58:17,765
SEAN: I think he's fine, man.
1105
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:22,236
- He ain't.
- All right.
1106
00:58:24,205 --> 00:58:25,439
All right, fine.
1107
00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:28,776
Just, stop pushing the
buttons, that's it, okay?
1108
00:58:30,211 --> 00:58:31,045
Thanks.
1109
00:58:34,148 --> 00:58:36,283
All right, gentlemen, Russell,
1110
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:39,053
the second candle that I saw
was there in the fire pit.
1111
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:41,222
You guys said it wasn't
there when you went to bed
1112
00:58:41,288 --> 00:58:42,723
and I know it's here.
1113
00:58:43,991 --> 00:58:48,829
Oh, come on, maybe, it
was hot when I saw it here
1114
00:58:49,396 --> 00:58:50,564
and it just melted.
1115
00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:52,333
But it was there, it was there!
1116
00:58:52,399 --> 00:58:54,201
I swear it was there.
1117
00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:55,336
All right, here we go,
1118
00:58:55,402 --> 00:58:58,239
the first hunting day,
this was my stand.
1119
00:58:59,406 --> 00:59:00,641
That first candle
1120
00:59:00,709 --> 00:59:03,110
that I was telling you guys
about was on the sticks,
1121
00:59:04,078 --> 00:59:05,312
there was wax all over it.
1122
00:59:07,214 --> 00:59:09,950
Oh, it was right here,
it was right here.
1123
00:59:10,017 --> 00:59:13,087
Oh God,
(DIRT RUSTLING)
1124
00:59:13,153 --> 00:59:15,222
there's got to be something.
1125
00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,957
Come on, come on!
1126
00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:19,059
- (FOOTSTEPS FALL)
- Hey, watch your step.
1127
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,561
- (FOOTSTEPS FALL)
- Oh yep, thank you.
1128
00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:23,497
(DOOR OPENS)
(SEAN WHISTLES)
1129
00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:25,866
Whoa, look at this (LAUGHS).
1130
00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:30,938
Oh man, hey we should
send some of this footage
1131
00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:33,073
into "American Pickers"
or something, man.
1132
00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:33,774
PAUL: Yeah, it's
quite the collection
1133
00:59:33,841 --> 00:59:34,675
for a religious cult.
1134
00:59:34,743 --> 00:59:38,412
Heh, right?
(COWBELL RINGS)
1135
00:59:38,479 --> 00:59:42,249
(FOOTSTEPS FALL)
(RUSSELL YELLS)
1136
00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:44,852
Man, I'm gonna cave your
head in through this glass!
1137
00:59:44,918 --> 00:59:46,253
Ooh (LAUGHS), all
right come on guys,
1138
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,521
hurry up, we gotta catch up.
1139
00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:48,856
PAUL: Hey, where's Dave?
1140
00:59:48,922 --> 00:59:50,924
He's already left, man.
1141
00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:53,527
- What, North blind?
- Yeah, it's a long hike,
1142
00:59:53,594 --> 00:59:55,796
he probably just wanted
to get a head start.
1143
00:59:58,932 --> 01:00:01,802
(DAVID BREATHING)
1144
01:00:14,214 --> 01:00:18,352
So, I did get one
thing right (LAUGHS).
1145
01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:23,357
I did fall out of my tree stand
1146
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:27,194
and I knocked myself out.
1147
01:00:27,261 --> 01:00:29,997
Must have scrambled my brains
1148
01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:37,104
because I could have sworn
that symbol was carved
1149
01:00:38,005 --> 01:00:39,073
in that tree right there.
1150
01:00:40,574 --> 01:00:42,009
And it's not there (SIGHS).
1151
01:00:49,216 --> 01:00:50,117
Oh my, (BREATHES).
1152
01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,269
The show must go on.
1153
01:01:14,007 --> 01:01:16,610
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1154
01:01:27,722 --> 01:01:29,390
You're not gonna believe this.
1155
01:01:29,456 --> 01:01:32,960
I've been here for
less than an hour
1156
01:01:33,026 --> 01:01:36,230
and look who decides to show up.
1157
01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:38,565
Look at him.
1158
01:01:41,635 --> 01:01:43,303
That is one good looking fella.
1159
01:01:52,413 --> 01:01:55,682
All right, he's at 200 yards.
1160
01:01:59,586 --> 01:02:03,157
And he's headed
this way (BREATHES).
1161
01:02:17,772 --> 01:02:20,340
(BOW CREAKS)
1162
01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:59,179
(DAVID BREATHES)
1163
01:03:01,315 --> 01:03:04,651
(DEER'S HOOVES STEPPING)
1164
01:03:09,523 --> 01:03:14,528
(DAVID CALLS TO BUCK)
(BOW SNAPS)
1165
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:20,033
(DEER RUNNING)
(DAVID BREATHES)
1166
01:03:34,448 --> 01:03:35,582
Yes, yes, yes!
1167
01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:40,320
That arrow flew perfectly,
1168
01:03:40,387 --> 01:03:41,756
it hit him right in the chest.
1169
01:03:41,823 --> 01:03:44,993
This is a good buck,
it's a wide rack,
1170
01:03:46,426 --> 01:03:49,229
I didn't get a count on how
many points, (LAUGHS), yes!
1171
01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:58,305
(DAVID BREATHES)
1172
01:04:03,443 --> 01:04:06,113
(DAVID LAUGHS)
1173
01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:13,687
All right,
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
1174
01:04:13,755 --> 01:04:14,621
there it is.
1175
01:04:17,691 --> 01:04:20,394
There's the beginning
of our blood trail.
1176
01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:25,399
I saw him take off South
1177
01:04:26,768 --> 01:04:28,435
but I didn't hear him fall.
1178
01:04:28,502 --> 01:04:32,439
So we are following
that blood trail.
1179
01:04:32,506 --> 01:04:33,607
There it is, (LAUGHS).
1180
01:04:36,310 --> 01:04:40,514
And this is why we're
out here, folks.
1181
01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:50,424
Looks like we're
going into the woods,
1182
01:04:50,490 --> 01:04:51,625
let's get that buck.
1183
01:04:55,262 --> 01:04:59,366
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
It's been about an hour.
1184
01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:02,502
(WATER SPLASHING)
Blood trail disappeared.
1185
01:05:03,637 --> 01:05:07,307
Figure I got a couple
hours of sunlight left.
1186
01:05:07,374 --> 01:05:08,609
I'm gonna keep pushing on.
1187
01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:12,780
There's no way he didn't
go down after that shot.
1188
01:05:19,854 --> 01:05:23,758
So, not only have I lost the
biggest buck I've ever shot,
1189
01:05:24,792 --> 01:05:27,160
I lost myself, literally.
1190
01:05:28,462 --> 01:05:32,265
I can't seem to
make sense of it.
1191
01:05:33,634 --> 01:05:35,435
The map is showing a ridge
on the Northeast corner
1192
01:05:35,502 --> 01:05:36,838
of the property.
1193
01:05:36,904 --> 01:05:39,673
And I have yet to see a ridge
on my way out to this stand.
1194
01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:44,244
I can't seem to backtrack
to the clearing,
1195
01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:48,148
I should have been
marking my trails, stupid.
1196
01:05:51,652 --> 01:05:54,154
This beauty is gonna have
to wait until morning,
1197
01:05:55,422 --> 01:05:56,924
get the boys to
come help me out.
1198
01:06:00,394 --> 01:06:01,361
Hello!
1199
01:06:04,698 --> 01:06:05,565
Russell!
1200
01:06:08,335 --> 01:06:11,005
(OWL HOOTS)
1201
01:06:11,072 --> 01:06:11,939
Paul!
1202
01:06:14,842 --> 01:06:15,710
Sean!
1203
01:06:16,677 --> 01:06:19,346
(WIND HOWLING)
1204
01:06:24,518 --> 01:06:27,454
Hey, you wanted a ghost
story, Sean, here you go.
1205
01:06:28,588 --> 01:06:31,959
(DAVID BREATHES)
1206
01:06:32,026 --> 01:06:32,894
Guys!
1207
01:06:35,063 --> 01:06:37,932
(INSECTS BUZZING)
1208
01:06:44,504 --> 01:06:47,809
All right, it is the
end of today's hunt
1209
01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:49,143
and I ain't got nothing
to show for it (LAUGHS),
1210
01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:52,714
but I don't care 'cause I
already got my doe (LAUGHS).
1211
01:06:53,915 --> 01:06:56,050
But I did have one big
old buck come my way.
1212
01:06:56,117 --> 01:07:01,254
(DAVID'S MUFFLED YELLING)
(LEAVES RUSTLE)
1213
01:07:04,025 --> 01:07:04,892
Hello!
1214
01:07:07,494 --> 01:07:10,898
Yeah, I'm here,
can you guys hear me?
1215
01:07:17,739 --> 01:07:18,605
I'm here!
1216
01:07:18,672 --> 01:07:19,741
Keep talking!
1217
01:07:23,044 --> 01:07:23,911
Guys!
1218
01:07:25,913 --> 01:07:29,016
(BRANCHES CRACKLING)
1219
01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:48,535
Guys!
1220
01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:54,674
(BRANCHES CRACKLING)
1221
01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:59,747
(ANIMAL ROARS)
(SCARY MUSIC)
1222
01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:12,559
(DAVID PANTING)
1223
01:08:31,611 --> 01:08:32,479
Guys!
1224
01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:43,858
(FOOTSTEPS FALLING)
1225
01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:30,370
(DAVID BREATHES)
1226
01:09:35,843 --> 01:09:38,645
(DRUMBEAT THUDS)
1227
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:44,919
(EERIE MUSIC)
(DAVID SCREAMS)
1228
01:09:50,657 --> 01:09:53,227
(WIND WHIPPING)
(FIRE CRACKLING)
1229
01:09:53,294 --> 01:09:56,030
(DAVID SCREAMS)
1230
01:09:59,233 --> 01:10:00,101
Dave!
1231
01:10:02,169 --> 01:10:03,137
Dave!
1232
01:10:03,204 --> 01:10:08,175
(RUSSELL SHOUTS)
(DAVID SCREAMING)
1233
01:10:10,543 --> 01:10:11,411
Dave!
1234
01:10:12,679 --> 01:10:17,684
(DAVID SCREAMING)
(FIRE CRACKLING)
1235
01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:20,620
Please!
1236
01:10:21,956 --> 01:10:22,823
Please!
1237
01:10:26,227 --> 01:10:27,094
I'm sorry!
1238
01:10:29,297 --> 01:10:33,901
God, please!
(FLAME BURSTS)
1239
01:10:33,968 --> 01:10:38,973
(WHITE LIGHT VIBRATES)
(DAVID SCREAMS)
1240
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,056
RUSSELL: Dave, come on, man!
1241
01:10:55,122 --> 01:10:59,126
Dave, Dave, call out man!
1242
01:10:59,193 --> 01:11:00,094
Where you at?
1243
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:08,535
(SEAN'S BODY SHAKING)
1244
01:11:13,107 --> 01:11:13,975
Sean?
1245
01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:15,776
Sean?
1246
01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:17,878
Sean?
1247
01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:19,747
Sean, come on man.
1248
01:11:21,349 --> 01:11:24,085
Hey, I'm gonna be right
back man, I promise.
1249
01:11:24,151 --> 01:11:28,488
(SEAN CHOKING)
I'll be right back.
1250
01:11:31,624 --> 01:11:32,460
Dave!
1251
01:11:35,229 --> 01:11:36,864
No, no, no.
1252
01:11:36,931 --> 01:11:41,936
No, (COUGHS).
(GAS HISSING)
1253
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,658
No, no, no, what?
1254
01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:12,333
(CAMERA CREAKS)
(VALVE SQUEAKING)
1255
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:17,604
(RUSSELL COUGHS)
(PAUL SHAKING AND BREATHING)
1256
01:12:27,348 --> 01:12:28,615
Paul?
1257
01:12:28,681 --> 01:12:30,351
Paul, what's going on man?
1258
01:12:30,418 --> 01:12:31,285
Hey, hey!
1259
01:12:32,386 --> 01:12:33,653
Paul!
1260
01:12:33,721 --> 01:12:34,789
Wake up!
1261
01:12:34,855 --> 01:12:37,590
(ROPE CREAKING)
1262
01:12:43,364 --> 01:12:44,732
Dave!
1263
01:12:44,799 --> 01:12:45,665
Dave!
1264
01:12:50,738 --> 01:12:53,107
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Hey!
1265
01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:55,608
I'm coming, man, I'm coming.
1266
01:12:56,977 --> 01:12:57,812
Come on!
1267
01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:08,823
I'm coming, I'm coming.
1268
01:13:10,991 --> 01:13:15,996
Hey!
1269
01:13:16,764 --> 01:13:20,034
Hey, hey, hey, dude.
1270
01:13:20,101 --> 01:13:21,802
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1271
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:23,337
No you don't do this, all right?
1272
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:30,077
(DAVID PANTS AND LAUGHS)
1273
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:33,848
What?
1274
01:13:35,282 --> 01:13:36,383
You okay?
1275
01:13:36,450 --> 01:13:39,820
What happened, what happened?
(DAVID CRYING)
1276
01:13:39,887 --> 01:13:40,821
What?
1277
01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:42,689
Answer me man,
what, are you okay?
1278
01:13:42,756 --> 01:13:43,324
What happened?
1279
01:13:43,390 --> 01:13:44,258
What, what?
1280
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,094
What is it?
1281
01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:51,165
She was there, (LAUGHS).
1282
01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:02,642
It was so beautiful, (LAUGHS).
1283
01:14:05,779 --> 01:14:10,784
(WHITE LIGHT VIBRATES)
(DAVID LAUGHS)
1284
01:14:12,319 --> 01:14:15,189
(RUSSELL SCREAMS)
1285
01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:30,971
(BREAKING NEWS MUSIC)
1286
01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:38,279
Now that the footage
is out in the public,
1287
01:14:38,345 --> 01:14:41,248
there has been a
lot of controversy.
1288
01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:43,217
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1289
01:14:43,284 --> 01:14:45,252
What'd you think when
you first saw it?
1290
01:14:46,487 --> 01:14:49,023
Well, when I first
saw it, I had feelings.
1291
01:14:49,089 --> 01:14:50,791
I mean, I could get
feelings from it.
1292
01:14:50,858 --> 01:14:53,961
So, I thought, you know,
this is either manmade
1293
01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:58,499
and/or God made and then
as I watched it again,
1294
01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:00,134
I thought, "boy,
there's some things here
1295
01:15:00,201 --> 01:15:01,502
"that man couldn't have done
1296
01:15:01,569 --> 01:15:04,471
"and of course some
things that man did do"
1297
01:15:04,538 --> 01:15:08,309
but, it's a, it's a challenge
to see what really happened.
1298
01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:10,444
So, how did you come
to access the footage
1299
01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:11,679
in the first place?
1300
01:15:11,745 --> 01:15:14,982
I have a very good friend
that's in the family.
1301
01:15:15,049 --> 01:15:16,383
So, they called me up, you know,
1302
01:15:16,450 --> 01:15:20,054
that's what I do for a living
is find people that disappear
1303
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,055
and so, they called me up
1304
01:15:21,121 --> 01:15:24,258
and basically
retained my services.
1305
01:15:24,325 --> 01:15:25,526
So, this is where you decided
1306
01:15:25,593 --> 01:15:28,295
that you can possibly
help them find these guys.
1307
01:15:28,362 --> 01:15:30,798
At least the ones that
are left on Earth, okay?
1308
01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:33,567
- Absolutely.
- Why get involved?
1309
01:15:33,634 --> 01:15:35,869
Well again, I do this
for a living, okay?
1310
01:15:35,936 --> 01:15:38,572
And this is a, right
up Dog's alley,
1311
01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:42,476
if God's involved, peoples
involved, hearts are involved,
1312
01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:45,079
and I feel good when
I do stuff like this.
1313
01:15:45,145 --> 01:15:46,413
Many people online are saying
1314
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,983
that it's a bit suspicious
that you have a connection
1315
01:15:49,049 --> 01:15:52,353
with the family along
with the missing men.
1316
01:15:52,419 --> 01:15:54,455
Well, the internet,
you know how it is.
1317
01:15:54,521 --> 01:15:59,026
It said I was passed
away, that I died.
1318
01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:02,596
I try not to believe
everything I read online.
1319
01:16:02,663 --> 01:16:04,765
What do you think
actually happened?
1320
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:10,170
To speculate right now,
I would be kind of fool.
1321
01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:13,307
So, I'm not sure.
1322
01:16:13,374 --> 01:16:15,075
I know there was,
1323
01:16:15,142 --> 01:16:18,178
I'm almost positive there
was a divine intervention.
1324
01:16:19,513 --> 01:16:21,048
Do you suspect that Sean
and Paul had something
1325
01:16:21,115 --> 01:16:22,182
to do with it?
1326
01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:23,284
So, they did something.
1327
01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:26,120
That's why God, you
know, knocked 'em out
1328
01:16:26,186 --> 01:16:28,255
or put 'em down in the woods.
1329
01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:29,623
You don't think
it was a set up?
1330
01:16:29,690 --> 01:16:32,326
I suspect they had something
to do with like the gas,
1331
01:16:32,393 --> 01:16:33,494
- the ropes,
- Hm.
1332
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:38,165
Something like that
but the sound, never.
1333
01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:41,869
The light, how could they
make a light that bright?
1334
01:16:41,935 --> 01:16:43,137
When you watch
something like that,
1335
01:16:43,203 --> 01:16:45,172
you got the feeling, you do too.
1336
01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:47,041
And you, you know,
the presence of God,
1337
01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:49,009
- goosebumps, ooh.
- Yeah (LAUGHS).
1338
01:16:49,076 --> 01:16:52,146
You know, and so did I and
so did everybody else, so.
1339
01:16:52,212 --> 01:16:56,016
I think it was again, some
kind of divine intervention.
1340
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,918
Do you think the white
light was a set up?
1341
01:16:57,985 --> 01:16:59,887
I don't want to argue
with the white light.
1342
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,455
That is divine, okay?
1343
01:17:01,522 --> 01:17:04,091
I am almost positive.
1344
01:17:04,158 --> 01:17:06,427
So, the light I believe was God.
1345
01:17:06,493 --> 01:17:09,296
God proves he's alive himself,
1346
01:17:09,363 --> 01:17:12,166
he doesn't need anybody
else to do that.
1347
01:17:12,232 --> 01:17:14,968
Do you think you'll ever
find him, any of them?
1348
01:17:15,035 --> 01:17:18,539
If I don't find them, I'm
gonna find out what happened.
1349
01:17:18,605 --> 01:17:22,676
Anybody can find truth, if
they ask the right question.
1350
01:17:22,744 --> 01:17:24,011
So, can I ask?
1351
01:17:25,714 --> 01:17:27,181
Why?
1352
01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:29,249
Why do you believe
this has happened?
1353
01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:35,089
I think God is showing
someone something.
1354
01:17:35,155 --> 01:17:36,523
Or maybe more than one.
1355
01:17:37,591 --> 01:17:39,593
I don't know exactly
what happened,
1356
01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:42,196
but one thing I do know,
1357
01:17:42,262 --> 01:17:44,131
he knows what he's doing.
1358
01:17:48,001 --> 01:17:50,938
(SLOW EERIE MUSIC)
1359
01:17:54,599 --> 01:17:59,599
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