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Ray, you awake?
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- Ray, are you there? Are you asleep?
- Huh?
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- Ray?
- Huh?
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Ray... Oh! Ugh!
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Ow!
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Ray! Ray, my apartment
is infested with flies.
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- What?
- Ray, six fat, big ones.
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They were pudgy. It is not a good sign.
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- You afraid of flies?
- What would you think if your house...
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...which previously had no flies
was suddenly filled with flies?
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I would think I had a dead rat
under the floorboards.
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That's not helpful. No.
The universe is definitely...
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- It's trying to tell me something.
- Like what?
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Like I'm dead meat, Ray.
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- Do you know what I mean?
- No.
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Dead meat. Like stick a fork in me,
I'm done.
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Like, my boyfriend's disappeared
somewhere in Cuba.
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Now... And there's all these flies.
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And now I just... I'm afraid
you're gonna disappear on me too.
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Is that true?
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Is it?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm still your pimp? I'm not dead meat?
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You are not dead meat.
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Oh, my God.
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Look around. Most of these women
have more money...
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...than they know what to do with.
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And their husbands are either too old
or too busy to get erections.
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Okay.
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- How do you know that?
- They tell me.
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- Ready to order, Mrs. Eggloff?
- Not yet, doll.
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Mrs. Eggloff?
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Oh, that's my maiden name.
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Oh, you were married?
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No.
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See that woman over there?
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That is a very horny lady.
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In particular.
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Her tip alone would be
extremely generous.
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- Do you want a date with her on Friday?
- L...
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I mean, what about Tanya?
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What about Tanya?
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The pimp job, it means a lot to her.
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Well, winning Miss Michigan
meant a lot to me...
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...but I had to realize
that wasn't my destiny.
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God, you're so loyal, Ray.
You're like a golden retriever.
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Look, I know you think
Tanya's minor leagues...
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...but, okay, she has some flaws.
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But we can't just cut her loose.
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- Sure we can. This is capitalism.
- How about we form a partnership?
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- You know, like a team.
- Tanya dilutes the franchise.
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You're either with me or you're with her.
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It's time to choose.
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Why did I feel so guilty about Tanya?
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I tried to just focus on the house.
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And I almost had the whole place
ready to get rewired.
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And then...
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Honey.
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Who knows where the bees went?
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I felt like the butt of a cosmic joke.
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Hey, Mike.
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You ever hear about people
getting honey in their walls?
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Honey. You know, like from a beehive.
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I don't know what
you're talking about, man.
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You all right?
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- No, Ray. I'm worried about the list.
- What list?
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Joe says there's a list
of everybody getting fired.
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He says my name is on it.
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What? Who's they?
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Quit worrying about this rumor crap, man.
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You want me to go talk to Rhonda
so you can calm down?
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- Yeah, would you?
- Yeah.
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- I need some answers, man.
- All right.
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- Do you do this a lot?
- Every week.
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These guys really open you up.
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Feels a little...
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...personal.
- You look glum.
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- No, I'm okay.
- I read people for a living, Jessica.
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What's on your mind?
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Okay, you know how you said
that I have the power?
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You do.
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Well, it felt really
great when I said it...
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...but now I don't...
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- I don't feel like I have it.
- Maybe you're a girl...
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...who doesn't know
how to get what she wants.
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No, I know how to get what I want. I do.
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I really go for it.
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Then what's the problem?
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It's just that once I get it...
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...I forget.
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I forget why I really wanted it.
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The first thing you've got to do
is take charge of your pussy.
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Oh. Oh, come on.
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Your vagina is like a car battery, Jessica.
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You've got to keep it charged.
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If the battery dies, you become weak.
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- And whiny.
- Okay, really?
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- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I'm saying you could use a jump.
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Oh.
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How often do you screw your husband?
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Um, it varies.
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How many times
was he inside you last week?
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Last week...
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Zero.
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Zero? All right, that's a fucking shame.
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You gotta have a husband
who wants to fuck you. No...
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...you need a professional.
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A sex therapist.
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You're right, I do. I need...
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...a person to talk to
about all of my issues.
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And by sex therapist
I mean someone who will fuck you...
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...so good you don't care
what your husband does or doesn't do.
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You mean like... Like a...
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A "professional" professional?
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Why not? You deserve it.
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And it's what you need.
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You are a smart, wealthy,
beautiful woman.
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Don't you have a right to feel desirable?
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But, Lenore,
I am a fairly conservative person.
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I have boundaries and...
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You'd be surprised at what you could do
to avoid another divorce.
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I'm sure it's not cancerous.
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My husband really thought
I should get it looked at.
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Well, that's my job.
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- You look great, by the way.
- So do you.
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I mean, I don't know what you're doing...
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...but whatever it is, you look exactly
the same way you did in high school.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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I heard you do Botox for Helen Massey.
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- Helen's a doll.
- Do you think I need it?
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No. No.
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No, I think you're perfect.
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I wouldn't change a thing.
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Isn't it funny how both of us
became doctors?
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In high school we had no idea
where our lives were going...
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And now look, I do skin, you do feet.
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Yeah.
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If you ever need a good podiatrist,
I'm your gal.
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Well, that's for sure.
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Well, let's take a look at this mole
that's got your husband so concerned.
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Great. Yeah.
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It's in a really bizarre place.
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Okay.
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It's right...
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It's right there.
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- Hm.
- Are you on Facebook?
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Facebook?
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If you are, I'll friend you.
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Rhonda.
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So, what's the deal? Mike's paranoid
he's on some kind of list.
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There is no list. I mean, right, Rhonda?
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- Rhonda?
- Ray.
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This whole district is bankrupt.
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The whole city is bankrupt.
Don't you watch TV?
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- But, Rhonda, we need Mike.
- This is not about Mike.
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Seventy percent of the teachers
in this school are about to get laid off.
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What? That... That's crazy.
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You'll get to reapply for your jobs
next semester.
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And if you get rehired
you'll keep your former salary.
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Not the benefits. They're gonna
announce it in a couple of weeks.
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What do you mean "you"?
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You mean me?
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I got tenure.
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So does Mike.
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Could things really fall apart even more?
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Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
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Are you gonna get fired?
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Fired? No.
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- Where are you?
- Over here...
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Just go! Save yourself!
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I mean, I might get laid off.
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It's temporary.
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It's a maybe.
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What are you gonna do?
What if it happens?
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Hey, don't worry about your old man,
Damester.
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Takes a lot to knock me down.
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But how are you gonna live?
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I could do a lot of things, kid.
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In fact, I'm looking into a lead right now.
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Don't go in there!
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I just have to put it in motion.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay, this is a dream.
I'm gonna wake up...
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You guys want some Milk Duds?
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Get him off! Get him off!
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Dude.
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It was on the cheek.
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Okay, but...
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...you know.
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Somebody help me!
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You know, this is fucking pathetic,
Damon.
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- What is?
- You're not into me.
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Oh, come on, we're in public.
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You never want to mess around,
even when we're alone.
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Well, I'm just not ready, okay?
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I feel like I'm being used,
and I don't even know what for.
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Look...
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I understand if...
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I understand if you need to break up. If...
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Do what you've got to do.
It won't hurt my feelings.
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You're fucking with my head,
straight boy.
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No, please! Please, no!
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Damon, what happened?
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
Is that okay, Hammer?
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- Tanya.
- Hi, Ray.
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Oh, you know, I have to tell you...
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...the flies are on their way out, I think.
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I'm so relieved.
I don't like to kill anything.
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That's great, Tanya.
Can I talk to you about something?
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Sure, what's up?
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Well...
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It's about Happiness Consultants.
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Yeah, what's... What's wrong?
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Um... Never mind. Just forget it.
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- Why did Powell leave?
- I have no idea.
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He just ran out on me.
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Damon, that's horrible.
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Will you hug me?
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Take off your belt,
we gotta make a tourniquet!
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I love you.
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Oh, my God!
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- So did you dump her?
- No. I tried.
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But...
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Look, Lenore, last time I checked,
capitalism was about supply and demand.
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Now I've got the supply
and I've got a demand.
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We're gonna do this my way.
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Take it or leave it.
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- Are you gonna...? Did you bring a baggie?
- Excuse me?
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Did you bring along a baggie
or a newspaper?
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The children...
The children who play here...
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This is the dog area.
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If it'll make you feel better,
find something in the trash...
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...and scoop the shit up yourself.
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It's okay, I don't care that much.
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Lenore, you said you had news for me.
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I couldn't understand your message.
Why are we out here in the pouring rain?
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Well, you might see this as bad news,
but really it's good news.
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Why would I see it as bad news?
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I have a feeling that no matter what I say
you look at it on the sad-sack side.
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I am not a sad sack.
Will you stop insulting me?
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I have better things to do
with my morning.
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Stop, listen. I had lunch with Ray.
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And he decided that Happiness Consultants
should be run by the three of us.
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At first I thought it was a horrible idea.
Then I came around to it.
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Except I don't like the name Happiness
Consultants. We should change it.
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What?
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Yeah, he wanted to tell you himself,
but I thought I'd beat him to the punch.
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No.
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Wait, Ray told you
that I would give you half my business?
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Honestly, this is a great deal for you,
Tanya.
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00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,086
Absolutely not.
252
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,171
Be reasonable, T-Brain.
253
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,842
Ray needs more savvy than
your management team can provide.
254
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,846
We all bring strengths to the table.
For example, I bring a business head.
255
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,265
You, Tanya,
bring a strong sense of ethics.
256
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,975
And Ray brings a big dick.
257
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,185
We can be like the Three Musketeers.
258
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:40,856
Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!
259
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,109
It is not my fault
you can't keep your ho in line.
260
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,278
Go ask him if you don't believe me.
261
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,364
Look, Tanya, it's never gonna work out
for you and Ray alone.
262
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,159
The loser girl never gets
the football player in the end.
263
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,953
- It only happens in the movies.
- I don't understand.
264
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,123
I don't understand the words
falling out of your mouth.
265
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,876
Well, then read my lips: Share Ray...
266
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,629
...or no Ray. Got it?
267
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,631
Which do you want?
268
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,721
Fuck you!
269
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,476
I wanted the house, but I had a tent.
270
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,063
I wanted to stay married,
but my wife ran off.
271
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:25,192
I wanted to play ball,
but I taught history.
272
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,569
I wanted to teach...
273
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,363
...but I was gonna lose my job.
274
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,572
Oh, shit!
275
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,701
I wanted electricity and I got honey.
276
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,454
Ding-dong.
277
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,000
- Hi.
- What are you cursing for?
278
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:45,921
If you haven't noticed, Mrs. Koontz,
things don't go easy for me.
279
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,965
Depends on what you mean by things,
you know?
280
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,511
- Some things go easy for you.
- Like what?
281
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,097
Well, you've got me
as a next-door neighbor.
282
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:01,144
I'd heard you found honey in your house
and I was wondering, could you...
283
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,605
...fill up my honey jar?
284
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,943
- Fill up your honey jar?
- Yeah.
285
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,029
I want to make a carrot cake.
286
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,703
I got a lot of work here.
287
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:23,458
You know, Ray, sometimes in life
it's best to forget the big problems...
288
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,794
...and just fuck for a little while.
289
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,154
Oh, shit.
290
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,115
Oh, shit, Ray.
291
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,659
Oh, shit, Ray!
292
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,749
Oh, shit, Ray!
293
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,002
Ray?
294
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,337
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God!
295
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,674
Whose client is this?
296
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,136
Oh, I should have known. Ugh!
297
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,474
Hey. Hey!
298
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,392
What are you barging
into my house for?
299
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,187
Did she come from Lenore?
Are you working with Lenore?
300
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,855
What? That's my neighbor.
301
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,066
God, you're screwing
your next-door neighbor?
302
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,486
- That's really mature.
- Shh.
303
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,529
Will you back off, Tanya?
304
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,533
I am gonna have sex for fun
from time to time.
305
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:42,204
Fuck you, Ray! Fuck you!
Goddamn it!
306
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,291
Goddamn it!
307
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,835
What am I to you?
308
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,505
You don't even know
what it means to be...
309
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,673
To be a friend.
310
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,154
You hungry?
311
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,412
I thought you didn't like
chain restaurants.
312
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,083
This one is family owned.
313
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,503
- So now you love sausages and hot dogs?
- It's comfort food, Ray.
314
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,006
I don't know if you could tell,
but I could use a little comfort.
315
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,093
Yeah, I see.
316
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,429
Men suck sometimes.
317
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,517
A lot of times, frankly.
Will you pass the mustard, please?
318
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,524
- Fuck.
- Here.
319
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,953
I'm gonna get laid off.
320
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,956
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
321
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,666
I'll manage.
322
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,422
Look, Ray, come on.
323
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,090
Let's just focus, all right?
324
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,301
Let's just focus.
We'll work twice as hard.
325
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,178
Every day, all night.
We can put our minds to it.
326
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,514
We've got the gumption.
327
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:28,184
We're unbreakable.
Come on, Ray. We can rule the world.
328
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,312
Tanya.
329
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,065
You've got a good soul.
330
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,570
But I need a professional on board.
331
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,200
It'll be okay. Kind of like a threesome.
332
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:48,163
Kind of like a threesome, huh?
You ever been in a threesome?
333
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,873
Every one I've ever been in...
334
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,709
...the other two people screw
while all I do is bring them water.
335
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,338
Lenore is a bottom feeder, Ray.
336
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,506
She can't understand
Happiness Consultants.
337
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,968
She's the most unhappy person I know.
338
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,473
Oh, God. Don't you want to bring
happiness into the world?
339
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:09,351
At least on some level?
340
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,686
Sure, Tanya.
341
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:15,690
But right now, I'll settle for a living.
342
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,744
So there I was in a fancy hotel bar...
343
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:31,706
...wearing a suit I hated
even more than the last one.
344
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,125
Did I make the right call?
345
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,211
What would Ernie Banks have done?
346
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,588
Welcome to the majors, Ray.
347
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:44,511
Okay, this one is a natural blond
with a great body and a lousy life.
348
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,262
She hasn't had a good lay in ages.
349
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,057
She's a little nervous
but I think it's gonna be okay.
350
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,600
Just do your thing.
351
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:55,397
She's gonna meet you upstairs
in half an hour in room 435.
352
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,151
You look good.
353
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:25,093
There are moments in your life
when you realize God is joking.
354
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,096
He's up there...
Hell, maybe she's up there...
355
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,432
...laughing her head off.
356
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,934
Either way, you're fucked.
357
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,527
Ugh.
358
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:49,200
- Hello?
- Hey, Jess. It's me, Ray.
359
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:54,039
- Is everything okay?
- Everything's fine, yeah.
360
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,416
- Something wrong with the kids?
- Kids are fine.
361
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,669
I just... I'm calling to say hi.
362
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,008
Just wanted to see how you're doing.
363
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,095
How you doing, Jess?
364
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,931
I'm fine, Ray.
365
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,976
I'm a little busy. I'm with my mother.
366
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,728
We're at the mall.
367
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,525
- At the mall, huh?
- Yeah. I mean...
368
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,319
What do you want, Ray?
369
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,488
Nothing.
370
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:31,326
I mean, if this is about
the kids moving back in with you...
371
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:36,748
...this really isn't the time.
- I'm not calling about the kids, Jess.
372
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,838
Actually...
373
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,052
...I think you're a pretty good mom.
374
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,762
Okay?
375
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,807
Don't use reverse psychology on me.
I know you want them back.
376
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,976
No, stop it, Jess. Please, just drop it.
377
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,187
I think you're a good mom.
378
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,523
And I...
379
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,776
I think I'm a pretty good dad too.
380
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,781
Why are you saying all this, Ray?
381
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,661
I don't know.
382
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,915
Sometimes it's good...
383
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,417
...to tell people the truth.
384
00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:23,837
You know?
385
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,340
Someone you've known for a long time.
386
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,804
Oh. Okay.
387
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,069
Jess?
388
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:49,696
You there?
389
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,409
I'm here.
390
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,093
Well, thanks for picking up the phone.
391
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,764
It wasn't always the case, you know?
392
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:23,396
No.
393
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,901
Ray, I gotta go.
394
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:33,281
My... My mother is waving
for me to join her.
395
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,828
Well, you...
396
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,206
You tell your mom...
397
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,291
...that I said hi.
398
00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,127
I will.
399
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,424
I used to have a family.
400
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:39,013
I used to have a wife,
kids, a house, a job.
401
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,349
Now, well...
402
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,434
Now I had my dick.
403
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,144
A dick and a dream.
404
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,897
If that's not the American way...
405
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,857
...what is?
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