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A Time Trip From the Past to the Present!?
Through a space-time distortion,
a man from the past comes to the present.
His National Duty,
To correct the space-time distortion, he's obligated to return to his own time period.
to Return to His Own Time
It's his national duty.
There's Only One Way
There's only one way.
Having sex with a person from modern times. (Having Sex With a Person From Modern Times)
This duty will be fulfilled today.
An Urgent Interview With Someone Who Has Actually Experienced It
Let's hear what A-san has to say.
A-san, who has engaged in sexual intercourse
Well, it really startled me,
but I had heard about it. When I got home,
there was this very bright light that blinded me. Then a woman in a kimono stood in front of me.
She said she was from the Edo period.
{Uncertain}She begged me not to leave her alone.
She said she couldn't go back to the past.
{Uncertain}And I couldn't do that.
(After having sex) When we had done it...
We did it, okay?
And then a blinding light enveloped her again.
Yoko Tanaka, a 28-year-old company employee Single = no boyfriend (virgin)
And just before she was gone,
she called thank you-
Stupid boy, nothing like that could happen.
Oh no! I'm going to be late!
At the time, I had no idea that I would meet that guy.
(The Tale of Time Traveler Genji) (I Can't Go Back to the Past Without Having Sex!?) (A Heian Nobleman){ใฟใคใ ใใฉใใฉใผๆบโ็ฉ่ช +++ ใใจใใใใใชใใจๆปใใชใ? ๅนณๅฎ่ฒดๆ็ทจ}
{็ฌฌ1่ฉฑ ๅนณๅฎ่ฒดๆใซ่บซไฝใๅผใใใฆ!? The Heian Nobleman is Groping My Body!?}Episode 1: The Heian Nobleman is Groping My Body!?
I'm tired...
So tired...
Maybe I'll just go to sleep.
Not yet. I haven't removed my makeup.
No matter, I'll just go to sleep.
What should I do?
I'm not a violent person. I just lost my way.
Where is this place?
This is a dream. This is a dream!
He's not there anymore.
What kind of object is this?
I've never seen something like it. Also...
This... It's so soft.
It's not a dream.
Excuse me... Mr. Thief, are you cosplaying?
Thief? Cos-? What do you mean by that?
Ah, never mind that.
Won't you go back to your own home?
That...
I don't know how to get back.
Well, then...
How did you get here?
A bright light appeared and drew me in. The next thing I knew, I was here.
Well, just forget about that.
Anyway, what is your name?
{His name is Hikaru later on}Hikaru no Kimi.
When I got home, there was this very bright light that blinded me.
A-san, who has engaged in sexual intercourse
Then a woman in a kimono stood in front of me.
Is this for real?
What's wrong? Are you not feeling well?
I-I'm okay. Don't touch me!
Eh?!
You...
Could it be... you're a nobleman from the Heian period?
- Do you know me? - No. But you said there was a bright light.
And men from your time has become famous through movies and manga.
My time... Mov... What is that?
Well...
Even if you already have a wife or a girlfriend, you still approach other women.
The worst kind of man. Stories like that has been passed down through time.
It is disrespectful not to approach an attractive woman when she's in front of you.
Am I wrong?
Really... Forget it.
I-I guess it was inevitable.
{Uncertain}When I see a beautiful maiden, I want to approach her immediately.
What I did...
seems to have upset you, my beautiful maiden.
I'm sorry.
Hey... You suddenly...
You're too close.
Let go of me...
If... If...
If you really came through that light...
What is this little box?
It's not a little box, it's a cell phone. That's why I know about you.
What? That little box knows about me?
Yeah...
It's true!
- I told you! You're too close! Move away. - I'm sorry.
Umm... Your time is the Heian period...
A thousand years has passed since your time.
Time and space were warped,
and you crossed through time.
A thousand years has passed.
I can't believe it. You're not lying to me, are you?
I'm really sorry, this is really...
I don't believe in such things either!
To think that this could really happen.
- What do I do? - I've troubled the beautiful maiden. I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's not your fault.
What do we do?
Such a kind person.
You're not only beautiful on the outside, you're also beautiful on the inside.
W-w-wait!
Let go of me!
By the way,
what must I do to get back to where I came from?
What you have to do?
What you have to do, is...
You must have sex with a person from modern times.
(Having Sex With a Person From Modern Times)
What's the matter?
I don't know... How could I do that when we have just met?
That's impossible!
Impossible!
To have sex...
This is...
What?
It's black tea.
It's delicious.
According to what you just told me...
If we spend the night together,
I can forget about the present time
and go back to the past?
Well, that's how it it is.
To meet someone as beautiful as you, and then have such a relationship...
It's my good fortune.
I... can't do it. It's impossible!
To do it with a man I just met... I can't.
You just have to get to know me.
Oh yes, I'll write something for you. Could you lend me a brush and ink?
I don't have either.
And what do you mean by writing?
I can write a song about how I feel about you so you'll remember it later.
A song? Reading it would just make me embarrassed.
So what do we do?
I don't know either.
I... haven't done it with a man yet.
You still haven't done it at your age?
Shut up!
- I can't believe it. Could it be that you don't like men? - Stupid! That's not it.
There are lots of women of my age who are still virgins in these times.
Is that so?
Even though you're so beautiful, you're still a virgin?
- What are modern men doing? - I wouldn't know about that.
Anyway, I'm have to work tomorrow. I have to sleep. Hurry up and leave!
I wouldn't know where to go.
Where can I go?
Well, okay. I understand.
If I find a way for you to get back, you have to leave immediately.
Hey!
Thank you. You're very dependable.
Who told you it's okay to get close to me right away?!
Stop doing that!
I'm sorry, but you're so beautiful.
- You're very shy, aren't you? - Stop calling me beautiful maiden.
My name is Yoko. Call me Yoko.
Miss Yoko.
What a beautiful name.
I... I can't go to sleep.
There's a playboy from the Heian era in my home.
No.
{Uncertain}If I show him I like him, I don't know what he's going to do to me.
I have to go to sleep!
I just have to calm down, close my eyes and go to sleep.
Maybe when I wake up in the morning, I'll find that it was all a dream.
Hey! What are you doing? Hey!
Yoko-dono.
Being in the same room with a beautiful woman like you,
I can't hold myself back.
What are you talking about? Hey! Let go of me!
Hey! That tickles.
Such a nice smell. Women from your time smell differently.
Wait a minute! Stop it!
Wait a minute.
- This clothing has a strange feel to it. - I wouldn't know.
Really, go away.
No!
- Wait a minute. Hey... - They're so soft.
Hey! Let go of me...
No...
No...
No...
Wai-!
Don't...
I said no.
Hey! Did you hear me?
- What's underneath this? - Stop it!
No. Hey!
Stop it! Stop it...
- This... - Wait a minute!
I really can't. Don't.
- Wait a minute. - Is this the place?
- Great. - Don't!
Oh... Like this?
Don't!
You're very sensitive, aren't you?
No, I'm not. That's not how...
Plea...
Please...
Hey...
Really...
No... No, no...
Stop it!
- What's down here? - No! No, no.
- Let me see this place, too. - Hey! Please listen to me.
No...
No!
Then...
{Uncertain}I know a lot about this place.
No...
Hey!
Wai-!
Hey!
That place... You can't!
You really can't.
{Uncertain}You're very sensitive.
Wait a minute.
I can't.
No, no... N-no!
{Uncertain}- Don't... - Did you come?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
Please stop.
Stop... It's dirty.
Hey.
Wait!
I really can't.
Do you dislike it that much?
I'm sorry.
- Then I will leave. - Huh? Leave? Where are you going?
I don't know where I can go.
I have to go back.
- Go back to the past. - How will you do that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
I wasn't thinking about your feelings. You want to go back, don't you?
That's why you approached me.
Well... Listen.
This is the first time I've done something like this. Maybe I didn't make it clear.
So...
Can we go about it slowly?
Of course.
Episode 2: The Heian Nobleman Sucks (Kisses)... What? It's Not Just My Lips?
Wait...
I'm still shy, after all.
Well, then.
Let's start with sucking.
Sucking...
Do you mean kissing?
You call it kissing in this time?
Well, then...
Let's start with kissing.
Don't say that...
Just entrust yourself to me.
Close your eyes.
Wait a minute.
Your lips are so soft.
Don't say that.
Hey... That's not a kiss.
Wait. That's not a kiss, either.
Yes, it is.
Eh?!
Wait a minute.
Don't...
Wait a minute.
Wait! What are you...?
That's not kissing.
I'm just kissing you here.
Eh?! What do you mean?
Now...
Wait! Where are you licking?!
Hey! In that place... Don't! Hey!
Wait a minute.
Hey! Where are you licking?
Don't...
You can't do it there.
Hey, you can't...
No... No!
I said no!
No...
No... No more.
Eh?!
Wait! What are you...? I can't.
No, you can't do that.
That's as far as I can go today.
I have to work tomorrow. I have to sleep now.
I have to go to sleep right away.
I have to go to sleep.
Sleep well.
Really! What's with that guy?
Episode 3: The Heian Nobleman Teaches Me About the Male Body!?
It was just a dream. It was just a dream. He's gone now.
He's gone now!
He's still here. It wasn't a dream.
Yoko-dono, welcome back!
I'm back.
Did something painful happen to you?
Are you okay? Your voice sounds odd.
It's nothing. But those glasses are...
So they're called glasses.
I found them on your desk.
Everything is so clear when I put them on.
I'm sorry for taking them without your permission.
That's okay. You can have them if you like them.
- I have contact lenses. - Thank you so much.
Having said that...
Yoko-dono, I found this paper and ball pen. And I wrote something for you.
May I read it to you?
- No, no, you don't have to do that. - I see.
Well, Yoko-dono...
What is it?
Why are you looking at me like that? If you have something to say to me,
just say it.
That...
I'm...
hungry.
- What is this? - Eh? It's pasta.
- With meat sauce. - Meat...sauce?
Mmm.
Why do you keep staring like that? You're hungry, aren't you?
Hurry up and eat.
Yoko-dono, I'm impressed how well you use this utensil while eating.
It's nothing to be impressed about.
It's getting cold, so hurry up and eat.
What am I doing wrong?
I'm sorry. Just a minute.
I'm sorry. This is better, isn't it?
- Thank you. - Now eat up before it gets cold.
Delicious. It's delicious!
This is...
- Yoko-dono, you're a genius at cooking. - What?
You're strange.
That's not... Don't exaggerate!
It's delicious.
Oh well...
{Ad libbed}- Really! You've got food on your face. - Oh.
- Really. - Yoko-dono, you are so gentle.
Huh? That's not true. It's just ordinary.
It was delicious.
Thank you.
I'm glad you liked it.
Then, Yoko-dono...
Come here.
Why?
Didn't you say we'd go slowly?
This...
is my first time.
How can I put it?
{Uncertain}I've never done it.
So...
Go slowly, okay?
No, that's not it. That wasn't what I meant.
Come on.
What?
Eh?! Wai-!
H-hey! What are you doing all of a sudden?
In order to make love,
you must touch the body of the man.
Well, that's true...
Well, then.
Come on.
Touch me here.
Here?
Yes.
- L-like this? - Yes.
Here?
D-does it feel good?
It feels good.
There, too?
Yes.
Somehow...
it's getting hard.
It's getting hard because you are making me feel good, Yoko-dono.
Really?
Then...
will you lick me here?
Lick it?
It's hard.
- Aaah! Yoko-dono. - What's wrong?
- You startled me. - That feels very good.
Really?
Yoko-dono, it's okay.
- Aah... - Here, too.
Like this.
Somehow...
Somehow... i-it's getting hard.
That's because it feels good when you're touching it, Yoko-dono.
Like this...
It's moving.
This is... amazing...
- Should I rub it like this? - Yes, it feels good.
Like this?
Feels good.
- Like this? - Yes.
Yoko-dono.
It's okay.
It's gotten really hard.
Awesome.
It's so hard.
- L-like this? - That's right.
It feels good.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Yoko-dono. - Yes?
Could you lick me here, too?
- Here? - Yes.
Okay.
{Uncertain}- It's thick. - It feels good.
So big.
That's it.
Does it hurt?
I'm okay.
That makes me feel really good.
- Really? - Yes.
Then...
Ahh, Yoko-dono.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Feels good, doesn't it? It's awesome.
Yoko-dono, that's so intense.
- What's wrong? I'm sorry if I hurt you. - Oh, no.
It felt good.
- Really? - Yeah.
So soft.
Yoko-dono, I can't hold back any longer.
Eh?
Eh?! W-wait...
I-it hurts!
Hey, wait. I said it hurts!
Stop it!
I'm sorry, I can't go any further.
After that day, he stopped touching me.
A month later. The first and last time we had SEX.
A month passed after that.
Oh! What is this?
At first, the troublesome noble from the past
suddenly came to live in my home and I was at my wits' end with all the trouble he caused.
Sorry...
Reeeeally...
Hikaru!! You!
However, I don't know when it started, - I'm home!
everyday life with him became a healing experience for me,
and I started to think I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him.
Yoko-dono, did you just come back from New York?
Yes.
What are you looking at?
The stars. In my day, I could see all the stars in the sky.
In this time, the sky is obscured by buildings,
and I can't see the beautiful stars.
You want to go back to your own time, don't you?
Let's do it.
Let's have sex.
After all, if you don't, you can't go back.
You don't have to force yourself.
I'm not forcing myself.
After all, I don't really want you to stay here forever.
And I've been wanting to get close to a man.
Yoko-dono...
Listen, that's why you should hurry up and come here.
Yes.
Are you really okay with this?
Well, I said so, didn't I?
I'll be gentle.
Please.
It's so soft.
- Really? - Yes.
This...
It was like this.
You're beautiful.
Actually, that tickles.
Does it feel good?
They're really soft.
This is embarrassing...
This is hard.
Enough of that.
What's going on here?
Find out for yourself.
Is that okay?
- Kissing you feels really good. - Really? That's great.
{Uncertain}I know a lot about this place.
What did you say?
{Uncertain}It's wet.
Oh, stop it! Don't say things like that.
I'm so happy.
- Really? - Yeah.
Ah, there is a string.
- You've never seen something like it? - No, it's my first time.
- No, I don't think I can do this. - Hmm? What's wrong?
What is this? This...
{Uncertain}That tickles.
Will you lick me?
Here?
Yes.
Oh, no!
{Incomplete}Hey...
It kind of feels... really intense.
No, I can't...
Hey...
Hey, that's enough.
What's wrong?
I also...
I also want to...
touch you and lick you.
I understand.
That's awesome.
It's a little embarrassing, right?
{Uncertain}Really?
- Can I go ahead? - Yeah.
- I have to kiss everything up here, right? - Yes.
Does that feel good?
It feels good.
No more. It's exhausting me.
How about this?
I want to see it.
Touching and licking it, right?
Touching it... Ah!
- It's getting hard! - Is that so?
Awesome!
- Feel good? - Yeah.
- It's getting bigger, isn't it? - Is that so?
Amazing!
It's really amazing, after all. I can't get used to it no matter how many times I see it.
Really?
I wonder if I can really get my fill of seeing it?
Yes, you can.
I'll kiss is.
- You like when I do this, don't you? - Yeah.
I'll do my best.
Ah, Yoko-dono!
How was that?
That felt so good.
- This hurts, after all. - Don't force yourself.
That felt amazing.
- You've got tears in your eyes. - I'm just happy.
Yoko-dono.
I can't hold back any longer.
- Hey, be... - Shall we do it?
- Just be gentle. - Of course.
My heart is beating so hard.
If it hurts, let me know.
Yeah.
I'm putting it in.
It's inside.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
I see.
Somehow... Somehow...
I'm starting to feel weak...
You're filling me up.
Awesome. What is this?
Hikaru! This is dangerous!
- What's wrong? Should I stop? - It's awesome.
Somehow my body is starting to get really hot.
What's happening?
Does it feel good?
It's so hot inside.
Come here.
Eh? What?
Ah! This is awesome!
- I see, I can move, too. - It feels good.
- Like this? - It feels good.
{Incorrect}- I'm not very good. - No, it feels good.
Somehow...
I starting to feel something.
{Uncertain}Keep going.
- Oh no... - Feels good.
Amazing! Somehow...
Hikaru!
That feels so good!
It's so intense. I can't take it much longer.
{Uncertain}- Let's do it more intensely. - Yes.
Wait a minute, Hikaru!
This...
- I can't! - What's wrong?
- I can't hold back anymore. I'm going to cum! - What is it?
That was so intense. What was that?
No, Hikaru! Please don't do that!
{Uncertain}I can't. I'm afraind I'm going to break.
{Uncertain}- Do you feel good? - I'm feeling really strange.
Yoko-dono, I can't hold back either.
Hikaru!
- I'm coming! - Hikaru! I'm coming! Hikaru!
I can't!
Yoko-dono!
- I'm cumming! - Yoko-dono. I can't hold it any longer.
I'm cumming! I'm cumming!
- Yoko-dono... - I'm cumming!
Yoko-dono, I...
...love you.
Me, too.
I love you, too, Hikaru.
Hikaru!
Such timing...
The parting was really sudden, but...
I have no regrets about meeting him.
After all, I had such a wonderful experience.
I dream about meeting him again someday.
I love you.
The Tale of Time Traveler Genji I Can't Go Back to the Past Without Having Sex!? A Heian Nobleman
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