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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,293 (BASEBALL BAT STRIKING BALL) MAN 1: Oh, that one's gone! 4 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,069 MAN 2: Okey-dokey, gents. 5 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,987 That there is a perfect example 6 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:32,658 of how not to get an invite to pitch for the Santa Rosa Rockets. 7 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,785 So, who's our next victim? 8 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,538 Look at them boots! 9 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,665 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 10 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,959 Bill's gonna take this kid downtown. 11 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:43,961 Thanks. 12 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,008 (EXHALES) 13 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,099 Ow! Damn! (RADAR GUN BEEPING) 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:00,519 MAN 2: Lordy! Let me see that radar gun, son. 15 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,272 Holy torpedo, Batman! 16 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,482 I think we got a rocket arm. 17 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,361 Excuse me, uh, sir? 18 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,739 Hell of an arm. Thanks. 19 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,616 You ever play pro ball? Nope. 20 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,410 Semi-pro? Nope. 21 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:20,163 College? High school? Little League? 22 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,207 No. 23 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:26,628 Uh, kid, did anyone ever see you pitch? 24 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,756 Uh, my mom. 25 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,178 (ROOSTER CROWING) 26 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,316 (CROWING) 27 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,079 (GROANING) 28 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,251 (YAWNING) 29 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,965 Oh, Speed! What did you let me sleep in for? 30 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,800 Today's the big day. 31 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,344 I love you, too, buddy, 32 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:18,972 but you got the worst breath on Planet Earth. 33 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:25,020 Hey, Speed, wanna help me get loose, huh? 34 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,774 Set? 35 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,903 (COW MOOING) 36 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,112 Go. 37 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,699 Go get it. 38 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,284 (GROANING) 39 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,205 Don't forget the paper. 40 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,332 (MACHINE PUMPING) 41 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,292 (COW MOOING) 42 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,421 All right, Daisy. All right. 43 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,680 (GRUNTS) 44 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,181 (MACHINE STARTS) 45 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,891 I aim to please, ladies. 46 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,810 (MOOING CONTINUES) 47 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,317 Bon appétit, Wilbur. 48 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,531 Wilbur? 49 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,992 Mornin', Charlotte. Where's Wilbur? 50 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,415 Wilbur! Mom, you didn't. 51 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,208 Come on, eat him, honey. 52 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,544 It's your big day. You need the protein. 53 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:33,922 I can't. I'm sorry. 54 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,841 Well, I can. Give me that. 55 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,343 I'm late anyway. I gotta go. 56 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,346 Deuce, think fast. 57 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,849 You're ready. Get outta here. 58 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,977 So, uh, no advice? 59 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,895 Work hard, son. Dad! 60 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,439 Jack. 61 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:51,523 Have fun. 62 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:55,152 Dad, it's baseball. How could I not have fun? 63 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,448 (WHIMPERING) 64 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,825 COOPER: All right, I gotta go. You be good, huh? 65 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,577 Wanna get it one more time? Ready? 66 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,665 He's right. I'm ready. 67 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,630 I love you, Speed. 68 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:16,798 (WHIMPERING) 69 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,592 (ENGINE STARTS) 70 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:38,612 (CHEERING) Come on, Meat! 71 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,822 Coop! Cooper! Cooper! 72 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,824 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 73 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,328 (HEART BEATING) 74 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,667 (LOUD GULP) 75 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,336 ART: Jack "The Deuce" ” Cooper, 76 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,087 sure not having any fun out there. 77 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,756 (LAUGHS) Yikes! 78 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,883 Well, here comes a reason for Cooper to gag. 79 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,719 The only thing bigger than his hunk of chaw is his bat. 80 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:07,182 I am talking about Number 13, the leading batter in Class A, 81 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,518 Kurt "The Crush" Bun yon. 82 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,522 The Crush sports a .397 average, 22 homers... 83 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,045 (CHUCKLING) and an attitude to match. 84 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,567 What the hell you lookin' at, taco? 85 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,402 (SPITS) 86 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,030 MAN: What do you say now, Coop? 87 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,199 (MEN LAUGHING) 88 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,955 (GROWLING) 89 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,710 ART: Cooper's been shaking off fastball signs all afternoon, 90 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:39,714 trying to get what we heard was a mean curveball over the plate. 91 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:40,882 Get him out! 92 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,551 But, from what I've seen, 93 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,971 it ain't mean, and it sure don't curve. 94 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:50,976 God's sakes! Tell me he ain't gonna throw the curve, Tip. 95 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,728 "He ain't gonna throw the curve, Tip." 96 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,818 (GRUNTING) 97 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,911 (SPECTATORS EXCLAIM) 98 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,834 Whoa! (SCREAMS) 99 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:16,918 Sorry. 100 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,437 Oh, no, no, no. Not your fault, Joe. Not your fault. 101 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,701 That scared the crap out of me. 102 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,339 The rookie's pitching today. 103 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,276 ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Baseball's a game... 104 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,301 (SIGHS) Poor guy. 105 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,303 But in his minor league debut, 106 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,639 the pressure's causing a slight choking problem. 107 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,601 That proves it. He's a choke artist. 108 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,186 (CLEARING THROAT) What are you doin' about it, Chubb, hmm? 109 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,898 Kirby, I'm working on it. 110 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,107 I'll tell you this much. 111 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,860 "Chokeitis" is a very delicate matter. 112 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,030 And only an idiot would be rubbing his nose in it. 113 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,949 Hey, tell me something I don't know. 114 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:50,619 (CLEARS THROAT) 115 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,248 Anyhoo, the reason I'm here. 116 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:58,877 (KNUCKLES CRACKING) 117 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:01,755 What the hell is this? 118 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,798 Innovation, Chubb. 119 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:07,302 Dad bought him from the estate of a Mr. Mickey Mantle. 120 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,333 It'll put butts in the bleachers, 121 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,140 and that, my friend, is money in the bank. 122 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,808 Come on, you're not serious, are you? 123 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,226 Look at me, Chubb. 124 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,396 Chubb, do I look like I'm joking? 125 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,565 No, sir, I can... 126 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,026 I can see you got your thinking cap on. 127 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,571 It's just that the boys aren't gonna like it. 128 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,908 The boys aren't paying your salary. 129 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,078 Neither are you. Your old man is. 130 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,205 Hmm. 131 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,165 (DOOR OPENS) 132 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,541 (DOOR CLOSES) 133 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,223 (CHUCKLES) 134 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,159 MAN: I'll catch up with you a little bit later. 135 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,935 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 136 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,108 Hey. Don't sweat the pitch, Jack. 137 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,360 Your luck's gonna change. 138 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,696 Before cut week? 139 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,116 (LAUGHS) Well, you're not the only guy wonderin' that. 140 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,454 Look at a guy like Carlton Fisk. 141 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,873 He couldn't even get arrested in Boston, 142 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:22,460 so he moves to Chicago, changes his number, 143 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,295 and where's he headed now? 144 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,297 That's right. Cooperstown. 145 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:42,689 Coop, Fisk ain't headed for Cooperstown because he changed his number. 146 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,084 The way you've been pitching, 147 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,585 the only thing you're ever gonna have in common 148 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,111 with the Hall of Fame IS your name. 149 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,989 Now, here, pick this guy up tomorrow. 150 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,366 8:00 a.m. at the bus. 151 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,743 Well, why me? 152 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,287 Well, I guess it's your lucky day. 153 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,006 Thank you. 154 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,258 COOPER: Excuse me. 155 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,762 I'm, uh, supposed to pick up a ballplayer. 156 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,181 Last row. 157 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,154 (CHUCKLES) 158 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,700 Hey! Hey, buddy, wake up! 159 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,912 (GROANING) Hey! 160 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,082 Wow! What a glove! 161 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,000 (SNARLING) 162 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,293 Ooh! No! 163 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,049 (BUS DRIVER LAUGHING) 164 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,642 (CHITTERING) 165 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,035 Huh? 166 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,245 (BUS DOOR CLOSING) 167 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,419 This is some kind of a joke, right? 168 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,005 Just what I need, a monkey. 169 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,215 (CHITTERING) 170 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,176 All right, very funny. I'm laughing. Ha-ha. 171 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,344 Can we go now? 172 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,102 All right, come on. Get in the truck. 173 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,413 All right, be a good boy. Now, get in the truck. 174 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,689 (WHISTLES) 175 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,109 Come on. Get in the truck. 176 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,778 (CHITTERING) 177 00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,284 (SIGHS) 178 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,707 (CHITTERING CONTINUES) 179 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,671 Fine, suit yourself. But it's a long walk home. 180 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,965 And you got some seriously short legs. 181 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,804 Hey. Hey! Stay. Stay! Stay! 182 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,224 Stay! Stay! 183 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,563 (CHITTERING) 184 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,659 In the back. In the back. 185 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,089 No, no, no, no! You in the back! 186 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,885 In the back! Get in the back! 187 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,012 (SNIFFING) 188 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,263 In the back! 189 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,348 (CHITTERING) 190 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,148 Open the door. 191 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,358 (CHATTERING) 192 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,280 Stop messin' around. I had a really bad day, okay? 193 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,865 Open the door. 194 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,325 (UNLOCKING DOOR) All right. 195 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,910 (LOCKING DOOR) Oh! 196 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,829 Open the door! Open it! 197 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,206 (KISSING) Oh, that's attractive. 198 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,874 Open the door. 199 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,377 Open the door! 200 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,422 (EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 201 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,426 Open it! Don't play with those. 202 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,680 Don't play with those! Come on! Don't... 203 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,224 No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 204 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,059 Please, no! Come on! 205 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,276 This is ridiculous. 206 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,584 Thank you. Oh. 207 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,925 I suppose you drive too. 208 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,427 (CHITTERING) 209 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,105 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 210 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,404 (CHITTERING) 211 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,963 CHUBB: Wait a minute. Hold on there. 212 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,299 Easy, easy! Hold your horses. 213 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,134 Slow down, rookie. 214 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,261 PLAYER: Oh, yeah! 215 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,265 Uh, fellas, I want you to meet Mickey Mantle's monkey. 216 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,726 Curious George! Cool! 217 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,229 I have read all your books. 218 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,689 Randall. 219 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,818 Gentlemen, meet your new mascot. 220 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,113 Kirby figures he'll sell tickets. 221 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,115 This is my assistant. 222 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,535 Buderick ♪. Halsten. The pleasure is mine. 223 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,413 (CHITTERING) Hey! Oh. 224 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,166 (CHUCKLING) You call me Buddy, okay? 225 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,752 KIRBY: Buderick, no! 226 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,171 Ow! 227 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,191 BUDDY: Gotta get a tetanus shot. 228 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,259 I am Mr. Woods, your owner. 229 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,655 Now, you keep that in mind, and we'll get along just fine. 230 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,348 Nice monkey, okay. 231 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:55,311 Oh, no! It's not a toy. That is private property! 232 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,606 BUDDY: Stop that. You give the nice man back his hair. Put it down! 233 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,108 No! Back it up! 234 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,234 No! Back it up! 235 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,486 (STUTTERING) No. Give, give. 236 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,695 Watch this, Jack. 237 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,364 Where are your manners? It's mine! 238 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,990 (ALL LAUGHING) 239 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,162 Cover me. Cover me. 240 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,873 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 241 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,752 Carry on, gentlemen. 242 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,878 (SIGHS) 243 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,214 I expect you to treat him as an equal. 244 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,674 That shouldn't be too difficult. 245 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,967 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 246 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,054 Hi. I'm Randall Cszonka. 247 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,390 Where's The Man in the Yellow Hat? 248 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,976 CHUBB: Cszonka, I don't think he wants to talk right now. 249 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,145 Hey, why don't you hit some balls, huh? 250 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,508 Knock some of those rocks loose? 251 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,107 PLAYER: Come on, now. Come on, now. Let's go. 252 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,735 All right, everybody back to work! 253 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,489 Coop, did he do anything on the ride over? 254 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,785 Well, on the freeway, he stuck his face out the window 255 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,871 and slobbered in the wind like a dog. 256 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,582 (CHUCKLES) That's all? 257 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,544 Yeah. What do you expect? He's an animal, Chubb. 258 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,438 It's not like he plays ball or anything. 259 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,298 Well... PLAYER: Heads! 260 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,468 (ED SCREECHING) 261 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,886 UMPIRE: Out! 262 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,389 (CHUCKLES) No, Coop. 263 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,766 It's not like he plays ball or anything. 264 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,646 Oh, uh, how's your arm? Can you throw too? 265 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,440 (LAUGHING) (CHITTERING) 266 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,782 (CHITTERING) 267 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,039 (LAUGHS GOOFILY) Cool. 268 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,707 COOPER: Whoa! 269 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,381 Whoo! (LAUGHTER) 270 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,968 Hijole, nobody could beat his throw, Mano. 271 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,138 Dudes! Dudes! With an arm like that, 272 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,474 man, it would make us look great! 273 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,646 You're kidding, right? 274 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,373 No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, hey, Coop. 275 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,733 Look, remember, biologically speaking, 276 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,235 he's this close to you and me. 277 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,530 Okay, and there ain't much to bein' a ballplayer if you're a ballplayer. 278 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,614 Look at Zonk. 279 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,698 (GROANING) 280 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:13,783 (ALL LAUGHING) 281 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,993 Hey, Coop, what's his name? 282 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,954 I don't know. "Ed," I think. 283 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,291 You guys play with the monkey, all right? I got work to do. 284 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,504 Eduardo, as they say back home, mi casa es su casa. 285 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:31,050 Eddie, hell of a rifle you got goin', bud. Welcome aboard, dude. 286 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,677 (GRUNTS) 287 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,595 (LAUGHS) He's strong, man. 288 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,847 You're tickling me. 289 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,101 Yo, come on, Ed. Hey, come on. 290 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,602 Get him! No! No, no! 291 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,905 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 292 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,833 Not a bad idea. 293 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,212 (EXHALES) 294 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,550 CHUBB: Come on, ladies, don't be shy. Take your chances. 295 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,719 Short stick rooms with the monkey. 296 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,780 PLAYER: Hey, it won't be me. I'll tell you that right now. 297 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,888 (CLEARS THROAT) 298 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,349 (CLEARS THROAT) You okay, Chubb? 299 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,143 Come on, take it, for cry... 300 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,186 (PLAYERS MURMURING) 301 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,066 (CLEARS THROAT) 302 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,451 Gee, I wonder which one I'm gonna get. 303 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,912 Well, I'll be dumped in sheep dip. 304 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,956 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) Sleep tight, rookie. 305 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,958 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 306 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,061 PLAYER 1: Don't get too close, eh, Coop. 307 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,378 PLAYER 2: Sorry, Coop. 308 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,631 How the hell did that happen? 309 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,883 Well, I guess it's like I said, huh? 310 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,177 Must be your lucky day. 311 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,678 Forget it, Chubb. No way. 312 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,348 Come on. Everything was fair and square. 313 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,151 Chubb, he doesn't even like me. (CHITTERING) 314 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,518 Yeah, he does... Look at that, huh? 315 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,728 (LAUGHING) 316 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,521 Yeah, well, I don't like him. 317 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,359 Oh, I don't care. You room with Ed. Case closed. 318 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:17,531 Hey! Hey! Hey! Watch the door! This is a classic. 319 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,704 (GRUNTS) 320 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,914 (GRUNTS BACK) 321 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,173 All right, this way. Come on. 322 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:38,761 Oh, no, no, no, no. I carry my food, you carry your food. 323 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,730 Look, Mom! LYDIA: I know he's up there, Liz. 324 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:50,856 No, he... 325 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,793 He would've talked to me a dozen times already if he wanted to. 326 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,859 Mom, just look. 327 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,738 (LAUGHS) Excuse me? 328 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:03,119 Uh, you know, most people just get a dog. 329 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,621 COOPER: Oh, he's not mine. He belongs to the team. 330 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:09,667 He's the new mascot. I'm sort of baby-sitting. 331 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,544 LIZ: He got a name, Mr. Deuce? (GROANS) 332 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,879 Yeah, Ed. His name's Ed. 333 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,174 Hi, Ed. I'm Liz. I live downstairs. 334 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,801 He's pretty cute. 335 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,262 Yeah, I guess. Do you like back hair? 336 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,807 (LAUGHING) Well, it works on him. 337 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,941 Uh, do you want to come over for dinner? 338 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,735 Only if Ed comes. 339 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,861 I'm making spaghetti. 340 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:39,089 Honey, there's one more bag in the car. Could you go get it? 341 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,198 Uh... Whoa! Ed! 342 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,034 (CHITTERING) 343 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,124 Would you look at that? The perfect man. 344 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,751 (CHUCKLES) 345 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,461 Look, Mom. He likes your flowers. 346 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,754 Well, that proves it. 347 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,548 I'm glad someone around here stops and smells "em." 348 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,095 Are you trying to tell me something? 349 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,557 No, I just invited you over for spaghetti, trying to be neighborly. 350 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,934 Thought people from Oregon were into that. 351 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,203 COOPER: Apparently, people from Oregon 352 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,897 are into choking when it really counts. 353 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,399 Until I work out of this slump, I... 354 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,985 I gotta take a rain check. 355 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,069 But thanks. 356 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,864 (WHISTLES) 357 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,742 (LAUGHS) 358 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,244 LIZ: Bye, Ed. 359 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,412 (CHITTERS) 360 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,039 See you later. 361 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,793 He is one troubled guy. 362 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,086 I guess. But he's got a great butt. 363 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:37,755 Elizabeth! 364 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,590 (CHITTERING) 365 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,842 (GROANING) 366 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,643 COOPER: What? I just moved in. Give me a break. 367 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,103 And that business downstairs with the groceries. 368 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,481 Oh, you're such a brown noser. 369 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,066 Yeah. Look at it. 370 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,276 It's totally brown. 371 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,278 (CHITTERING) 372 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,073 Hey! 373 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,616 Hey! 374 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,952 Hey! 375 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,036 (HITS ED'S BACK) 376 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,454 (COUGHS) Huh? 377 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,749 Didn't your mother ever tell you not to do that? 378 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,344 Get down! Get down off of there. 379 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,679 (KNOCKING ON TABLE) 380 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,013 Get down! 381 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,600 What's the matter with you? 382 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,561 (LOUD WHIMPERING) 383 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:38,232 Oh, oh, okay. All right. Come on. Outside. 384 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,527 Outside. Come on. Outside. 385 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,445 Hurry up. Come on. 386 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,156 No, no, not in my bathroom! 387 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,160 Get out of there. 388 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,329 I'm warning you. 389 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:53,831 (UNZIPPING) 390 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,165 (ED GRUNTING) 391 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,959 Don't you do it. 392 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,544 (FARTING) 393 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,671 Oh, bad monkey! Bad! Damn it! 394 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,922 (ED MOANING) 395 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,424 Get outta there! (TOILET FLUSHES) 396 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,759 You blew it, pal. 397 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,096 How could you poop where I go to the bathroom, huh? 398 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,516 Oh, I'm gonna be sick. Hey! Come here! Come here! Hey! 399 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,643 (SPRAYING) 400 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,604 All right, that's it! Now get outta there! 401 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,147 (SCRUBBING) Hey! 402 00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,024 Ed! 403 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,692 (ED HUMMING) 404 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,278 (SCRUBBING CONTINUES) 405 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,907 (TOILET FLUSHES) 406 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,366 (SPRAYING) 407 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,535 (HUMMING CONTINUES) 408 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:45,716 Jesus! You went ape with the air freshener too. 409 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,676 Get down! 410 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,055 (CHITTERING) 411 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,140 Don't even think about it. 412 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,726 Hey, get away from my TV. 413 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,228 Where do you think you're going? 414 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,398 Not in there. That's my bedroom! No! 415 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,567 Get down off the bed. 416 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,794 (SIGHS) 417 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,755 (ED WHOOPING) 418 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,675 (HOLLERING) 419 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:29,802 (CREAKING) 420 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:31,971 (CRASHING) Aw, man! 421 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,850 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 422 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,185 Go away! 423 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,312 (ED WHIMPERING) 424 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,362 (SIGHS) 425 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,823 I'm gonna spank that monkey. 426 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,366 (QUIET CHITTERING) (CLATTERING) 427 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:08,924 (EXCITED CHITTERING) 428 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,185 Whee! (GASPS) 429 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,941 Very impressive. 430 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,485 Does this mean you want to help me practice, Ed? 431 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,738 All right, watch this. 432 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,162 (CHITTERING) 433 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:48,505 You think you're the only guy with an arm around here, Ed? Huh? 434 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,299 No problem. 435 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,308 (EXCITED CHITTERING) 436 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,687 (GROANS) Why can't I do this in a game? 437 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,148 Oh, geez, we're late! Ed! 438 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,192 Enough goof in' around. Let's hit it. 439 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,818 (CHITTERING) 440 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,866 Nice. 441 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,912 ART: The Sharks are eating Cooper alive in the fourth. 442 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,038 Hi, Uncle Art. 443 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,331 Hey, Lizzie. 444 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,603 If you weren't my niece, I'd make you pay for that. 445 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,854 One day you'll thank me, Uncle Art. 446 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,046 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 447 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,548 Okay, Cooper leans in for the sign. 448 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,884 He's shaking it off, again! 449 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,427 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 450 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,262 Oh, no, Deuce, don't. 451 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,389 Even start thinking about it. 452 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:42,017 Hey, Coop. He'll tag it. Don't throw the... 453 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,686 (GROANS) 454 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,441 My God, he's gonna throw the curve again. 455 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:51,777 BARNETT: Show time. 456 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:53,737 Sit down, Barnett! 457 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,283 Whoa! 458 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,493 In! 459 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,037 ART: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) That ball is history. 460 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:03,247 (LAUGHING) Oh, boy! 461 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:06,291 And from the look on Chubb's face, so is Cooper. 462 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,669 Guess we know where he's headed. 463 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,458 RODRIGUEZ: Hey, Coop, turn around. PLAYER: Hey, Jack. 464 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:14,842 (LAUGHING) I know you got a lot on your mind, but, I mean, come on. 465 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,844 RODRIGUEZ: Turn around. 466 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,638 He's washing the bad luck off his uniform, Anderson. 467 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:23,392 Yeah, well, he better stand under Niagara Falls for a week, 468 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,645 with a case of Tide and a wire brush. 469 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,105 Yeah, right, dude. 470 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,232 (LAUGHING) BARNETT: I'm only trying to thank him. 471 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,194 Thanks. 472 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:39,241 Look, nobody's ever thrown a perfect curveball, 473 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,035 so I know that's still up for grabs. 474 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,996 But the world's worst curve, 475 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,999 that can never be thrown again. 476 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,251 Because, Deuce, 477 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,794 you just threw it. 478 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:54,548 Great speech, Barnett. Just so I don't forget a word of it, 479 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,678 why don't you take that pencil out of your pants 480 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:57,801 and write it down for me? 481 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,553 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) 482 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,307 Dude. 483 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,809 KIRBY: Hey, Cooper, got a minute? 484 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,603 Yeah, Cooper, got a minute? 485 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,062 COOPER: No. Good. 486 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,025 KIRBY: All right, then. Enough levity. 487 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,860 We're all big boys here. 488 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,737 Really big boys. 489 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,949 A little word to the wise. You choke, you croak. 490 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:22,701 Okay? 491 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,497 Cooper! You left the water on again. 492 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,499 California's half desert, son. 493 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,877 Waste not, want not. 494 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:44,932 (PLAYER GASPS) 495 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,600 (PLAYERS LAUGHING) 496 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,809 (PLAYER WHOOPING) 497 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,188 (CHUCKLES) 498 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,857 I said yes, but later. 499 00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:00,697 Well, what's the occasion? 500 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:04,284 Since when do you need a special occasion to drink a beer? 501 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,495 No, I just meant... 502 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,206 Why the umbrella was on it. 503 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,416 Huh? Oh, those. 504 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,878 We're 30 games in. 505 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,089 Already? 506 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:21,176 (CHUCKLES) Let's start with a real easy one, huh? 507 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,220 (TISKS) Barnett. 508 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:29,643 Heads. 509 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,105 Looks like he'll be in the majors someday. 510 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:34,898 Still works. 511 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,067 Cooper. 512 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:56,420 Well, hacksaw my legs and call me "Shorty". 513 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:00,590 Okay, shorty, I'll try it again. 514 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,092 No, no. No. 515 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,929 Let it set there a while. 516 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:10,434 We'll see what side Cooper comes up on. 517 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,603 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 518 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,649 How about that? 519 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,193 Here you go. 520 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,321 (MICROWAVE BEEPING) 521 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,698 Stuff builds strong bodies 12 ways. 522 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:25,866 (CHITTERING) 523 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,951 No, I'm not eating that. Mine's right here. 524 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,120 Ooh. This looks good. 525 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,125 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 526 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,002 (WHIMPERING) 527 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,130 Right there. That's yours. Right there. 528 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:45,302 (SIGHS) 529 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,554 Hey, Speed loves this stuff. 530 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,390 Look. Look at that. Gold medal. See that? 531 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:52,142 Now, dig in, stinky. (WHIMPERS) 532 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:02,819 (GROANS) 533 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,615 It's great. 534 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:12,496 Hey, hey! Hey! All right, all right. 535 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,289 (CHOMPING) 536 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,458 (CHITTERING) 537 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,755 Oh! (SPITS) 538 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:23,090 Oh, God! 539 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,591 Mmm. 540 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,218 Mmm. 541 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:32,599 Yuck! (ED TURNS ON TV) 542 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,727 MAN: (ON TV) ...to our late night special, The Descent of Man. 543 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,688 NARRATOR: Man's senses are much less acute. 544 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,607 He can't see like a falcon, 545 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,235 smell everything a dog smells... 546 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,694 All right. 547 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:48,031 You wanna play hardball, huh, Ed? 548 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,992 No problem. Two people can play at that. 549 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,161 Yeah, so enjoy my dinner, 550 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,122 'cause you're sleeping outside. 551 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:58,834 Possesses a brain that gives It the capacity of imagination 552 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,129 far beyond the limited mental activity needed for daily survival. 553 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,172 (CHOMPING) 554 00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,175 (BURPING) 555 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,694 Small appendages is outside his mouth, 556 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:13,640 and only man has developed a singular ability to reason 557 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,684 and to plan far into the future. 558 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,239 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 559 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,245 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 560 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,874 (WHIMPERING) 561 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,084 Give me a break. 562 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:44,087 It's summertime, and you're covered in fur. 563 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,006 I think you'll live. 564 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,716 (WHIMPERING) 565 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:49,968 (DOORBELL RINGS) 566 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,720 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 567 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,099 (WHIMPERING) 568 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,394 How dumb do I look? Huh? 569 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,439 You wanted to play hardball, remember? 570 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:05,859 There's a sandbox down there, So, go pee your socks off. 571 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,612 And quit bangin' on the door. 572 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,532 (GROANING) 573 00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:20,790 What the... 574 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,626 (GRUNTS) 575 00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,131 Pillow? 576 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:29,966 (CHITTERING) 577 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,785 PAGEANT CONTESTANT: (OVER TV) but I'm like, 578 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,204 Oh, my God, there's so many beautiful women. 579 00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,229 I couldn't believe it. 580 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,314 I didn't come here with the expectation of winning 581 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:47,234 because you can't do that with that many girls, 582 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:51,154 but I was surprised when I got here that the girls are very... 583 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:53,490 Whoa. Whoa. 584 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:54,991 (TV AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 585 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:57,953 Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? 586 00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,663 (GROANING) 587 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:03,833 (ROARING) 588 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,418 (EXCITED GASPS) 589 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,129 (AIRPLANES DRONING ON TV) 590 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,631 (ED SQUEALING) 591 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,350 (CHATTERING) 592 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,527 (SIGHS) Ed! 593 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,904 (NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING ON TV) 594 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,372 (ED HUMMING ANTHEM) 595 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,723 Mail call, gentlemen! 596 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,683 Stats! 597 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,809 Right here. There we go. 598 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,019 Barnett! 599 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,103 Present. 600 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,314 Zonk! All right. 601 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,690 Cooper! 602 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,859 Another care package from your mommy. 603 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,360 (CHITTERING) Hey. 604 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,073 Oh, you like that hat, huh? 605 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,284 (TIPTON LAUGHING) 606 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,330 TIPTON: Okay, all right. All right. All right. 607 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,498 Oh, Coop, man, you're wastin' it. 608 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,042 Wastin' what? 609 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:31,171 "Wastin' what?" Duh. The luck. 610 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,716 Man, this is precious, you know, like gold. 611 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,969 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 612 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,598 Oh, my God! 613 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,601 PLAYER: Who's seen my bag of dirt? 614 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,603 (SNIFFING) Have you seen my lucky bag of dirt? 615 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,814 Oh, that is fresh. 616 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,232 (LAUGHS) 617 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,864 (TIPTON CHUCKLES) 618 00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:59,532 TIPTON: Cut week's comin', Ed. 619 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:04,579 You'll see guys hangin' onto the craziest things you've ever seen. 620 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:09,042 Rabbit's feet, earwax. 621 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,420 But it's all rubber crutches. 622 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,799 They'll collapse if you lean on 'em too much. 623 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,718 There ain't no luck in here. 624 00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,178 (CHUCKLES) 625 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,515 All the luck you'll ever need is right in here, 626 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,974 and in here. 627 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,936 And I got a little something 628 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,855 for you to wrap and protect it in. 629 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,484 Now, what do you think of that? 630 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:37,320 (CHITTERING) 631 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:39,572 (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) 632 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,032 That a boy. 633 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:43,493 (CHITTERING) 634 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,996 We even got you number seven, just like the Mick. 635 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,501 (LAUGHING) 636 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,379 He sure loves this game. 637 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,256 PLAYER: Let's get a good one today, fellas. 638 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,757 Lucky guy. 639 00:36:58,842 --> 00:37:01,010 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 640 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:05,348 In here and in here. Huh? 641 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,183 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 642 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,227 (LAUGHS) 643 00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:16,359 PLAYER: That a boy, Coop. Use that luck. 644 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,196 (CHUCKLING) Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 645 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:30,582 (CROWD CHEERING) 646 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,208 Get him out! Get him out! Get him out! 647 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,669 (STADIUM ORGAN PLAYING) 648 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:41,092 Down! Get down! Get down! 649 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,177 Safe! 650 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:43,803 (GROANS) (CROWD BOOING) 651 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,931 You can lead the boy to water 652 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,576 or you can take the fish out of the country, 653 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,436 but you can't make the horse drink, Chubb. 654 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:54,022 Yeah, that's clear as mud. 655 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:56,399 What's next? 656 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,569 ART: The pitch is popped up! 657 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:04,240 Way, way, way up. 658 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,992 ANDERSON: I got it! Anderson's under it 659 00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:08,787 and he's... down. 660 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:09,871 Can you believe it? 661 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:12,665 I had to ask. 662 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,167 Give him a hand. 663 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,544 ART: I've seen better hands on a snake. 664 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:17,962 Time, Ump! 665 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,673 UMPIRE: Who you gonna sub, Chubb? 666 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,258 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 667 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,343 ART: The ump calls time 668 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,846 as they haul the lanky third baseman back to the dugout. 669 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,641 Ooh, but that gives me a chance to remind you good folks 670 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:33,311 that Tuesday is Rocket Day at Joe's Quick Lube. 671 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:36,356 Come in for an oil change, and get a free ticket to the game. 672 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,400 It's a good deal for those tired wheels. 673 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:49,285 Okay, Ed, let's give it a shot, huh? 674 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,204 (CHITTERING EXCITEDLY) 675 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,541 Hey, Chubb! Sub the monkey. 676 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,793 He's the best looking player you got. 677 00:38:57,544 --> 00:39:02,215 Farley, that's the first good idea you've had in 20 years. 678 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,050 ART: Oh, isn't that cute? 679 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,010 Ed's tagging along with Chubb. 680 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,555 Hang onto your peanuts, Rockets fans. 681 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:09,681 Playin' third, Chubb? 682 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,892 Well, reserve third. A hell of a glove. 683 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,411 What the hell's going on here, Bobby? 684 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,155 Tell Chubb to get this animal off the field. 685 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:17,272 We got a ballgame to play. 686 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,815 Can this animal play ball, Chubb? 687 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:22,110 Why, it's all he does. Stats, rule book! 688 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,862 Player eligibility. 689 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:28,575 There exists no rule that requires a player to be of Homo sapien origin. 690 00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:29,993 Homo what? 691 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,411 (LAUGHS) Oh, wait a minute. 692 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,829 You guys are yankin' my chain. 693 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,330 You're in on this together, right? 694 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,624 It's a monkey, for crying out loud. 695 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,335 A chimpanzee, actually. His name's Ed. 696 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,755 (STUTTERING) Sullivan. Ed Sullivan. 697 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,174 I think he's serious, Greg. 698 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,010 No, no, he's not serious. 699 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:48,863 Chubb, you're not putting that monkey in this game. 700 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,264 That monkey does not play in this baseball game. 701 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,892 Look, we let all kinds of people play this game... 702 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,518 Oh, that's big of you, Greg. 703 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:56,722 Now, that's not what I mean. 704 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,163 You know that's not what I mean, Bobby. 705 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,027 But when it comes to a monkey, I draw the line. 706 00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:01,983 No, no, it's not a monkey. 707 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,403 He's a third baseman. 708 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:08,197 Fine. But I am not gonna be a part of this travesty! 709 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,991 Oh, fine! You're outta here! 710 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,200 Fine! 711 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,328 (CROWD CHEERING) 712 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,044 Baseball is America's game. 713 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:24,130 Every American, regardless of race, 714 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:26,591 creed, color, species, 715 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:30,303 body hair, brain size, 716 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,972 has the right to play the game. 717 00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,849 (CHITTERING) Take your position, son. 718 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,562 Play ball! 719 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,733 Why not? No outs, bases loaded, 720 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:46,110 top of the sixth, ape on third. 721 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,423 You know, I'm probably the first announcer in history who's said that. 722 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,490 I'll alert the media. 723 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,033 Oh, darling. 724 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,409 I am the media. 725 00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,589 (CHITTERING) 726 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,925 UMPIRE: He's out! 727 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:10,969 (CROWD CHEERING) 728 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,681 UMPIRE: You're out! 729 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:16,307 (CHITTERING) 730 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,143 Damn! 731 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:22,730 That's the first unassisted triple play I ever seen, Chubb! 732 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:27,568 Tip, I, just this second, became totally unafraid of dying. 733 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,404 (CHEERING) 734 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,532 Looks like we got us a third baseman. 735 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,617 (LAUGHING) Yeah! 736 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:36,369 (CHEERING) 737 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,162 He's short, Chubb. 738 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,456 Real short. 739 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,292 Teeniest strike zone I ever seen. 740 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,586 Now, look, we can win with a walk. 741 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:46,713 (CHITTERING) 742 00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:50,049 Try and get a walk. Four balls. Four balls. 743 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,719 Am I gettin' through to you? Huh? 744 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:54,220 Here you go. 745 00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:00,935 Snafu, Ed. We don't carry bats in your size. 746 00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,479 (GRUNTING) 747 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,024 (LAUGHING) 748 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,485 PLAYER: Get him, Ed. We do now. 749 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:10,570 (LAUGHING) 750 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:11,755 ART: How do you pitch to a guy 751 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:13,906 with a strike zone smaller than the ball? 752 00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,950 Well, folks, with the game tied in the ninth 753 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,410 and the bases loaded, 754 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:20,204 the Devils' pitcher better figure it out fast. 755 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:21,598 Come on, come on, what you say, Ed? 756 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,166 Banana daiquiris all around, pal. 757 00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,419 UMPIRE: Ball one! 758 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,046 (CHITTERING) 759 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,341 (CROWD CHEERING) 760 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,011 UMPIRE: Ball two! 761 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,765 Hey, hey, hey! Get... 762 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,827 ART: He seems to be having Just a little trouble 763 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:43,019 finding that strike zone... 764 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,437 With a microscope. 765 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,563 (ART CHUCKLING) 766 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:48,900 UMPIRE: Ball three! 767 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,527 Ooh! The Sharks are about to get bit big-time. 768 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:53,237 (CHITTERING) 769 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:56,032 Patterson gets low. Real low. 770 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,826 UMPIRE: Ball four! 771 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:00,369 (CHEERING) 772 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,209 (LAUGHING) 773 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,212 Hey! 774 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:18,721 CROWD: (CHANTING) Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed! 775 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,559 (PLAYERS CHATTERING) 776 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,606 CSZONKA: Hey, Coop, put it in here quick. 777 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,654 Gotta make sure it seals. 778 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:38,825 Yellow and blue make green. 779 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,701 See? 780 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,412 This thing's loaded. 781 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,289 Man, are you lucky! 782 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:48,584 (SIGHS) Here you go. 783 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,968 (CHITTERING) 784 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,470 Thanks. 785 00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,598 Hey, Ed. Good game. 786 00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:04,267 (CHITTERING) 787 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,103 Is Ed playing today? 788 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,355 He certainly is, sweetheart. 789 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,405 (CHITTERING) 790 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:26,706 ART: Way high! Ooh! Bad start for the rookie. 791 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:32,211 (CHUCKLES) Oh, boy, here comes Chubb and Barnett. 792 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,091 (SHOUTING) 793 00:44:41,304 --> 00:44:42,889 (CROWD CHEERING) 794 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,560 Hooray! Double bagger! 795 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,479 Rockets win again! 796 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,402 (ALL CHEERING) 797 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:13,169 ART: The Santa Rosa Rockets have blasted out of the cellar 798 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,838 and are zooming into the stratosphere, 799 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:19,091 led by the hairy Houdini of the hot corner, 800 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:20,927 Ed Sullivan! 801 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:25,723 So, folks, let's hear it for your Santa Rosa Rockets! 802 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,683 (CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY) 803 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:31,687 Here we go, Ed. Get something going. Go. 804 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,656 (CHITTERING) 805 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,118 Huh? 806 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,203 (CHUCKLES) 807 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:52,083 Goddamn! 808 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:02,510 Fellas, I hate giving this talk, but, well, that's my job. 809 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,553 We've had a great ride lately. 810 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,973 We're right back in the pennant race, 811 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,933 and, well, you all should be proud. 812 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:11,727 You played hard, and that's what counts. 813 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,063 So don't take it personally if you get cut. 814 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:15,207 PLAYER: I don't wanna get cut. 815 00:46:15,231 --> 00:46:16,774 CHUBB: That's just business. 816 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,403 If it was up to me, I'd keep every one of you. 817 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:21,570 Okay. 818 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,240 (SOFT CHATTERING) 819 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:34,417 PLAYER: All right, Stats. 820 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:37,378 (EXHALES) 821 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:48,389 DUSTY: (WHISPERING) Hey, yo, yo, look. 822 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,563 PLAYER: Hey, Bobby. Bobby, what'd you get? 823 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,939 (SIGHING) 824 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,442 Oh, yes! 825 00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:14,206 (EXHALES) 826 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,629 (SIGHS) 827 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,439 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 828 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:39,857 (SNIFFING) 829 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:47,239 All right, all right. Here we go. Come on. 830 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:49,658 To Dizzy Anderson. 831 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:50,743 ALL: To Dizzy! 832 00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:54,080 A really nice guy, and may it never happen to us. 833 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,247 Amen. 834 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,045 (CLEARS THROAT) 835 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:03,923 Hey, guys. 836 00:48:05,508 --> 00:48:07,760 What's Dizzy gonna do now, huh? 837 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,638 Play dirt leagues for 10 years, 838 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,307 find some crappy job and die 839 00:48:14,183 --> 00:48:17,853 knowing he wasn't good enough for the Show. 840 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,690 What the hell do you know, Barnett? 841 00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:25,403 Huh? Dizzy will be a hero in his hometown. 842 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:28,280 What are you gonna be when you go home? 843 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:32,368 I'm not going home. I'm going to the Show. 844 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,541 Dios mio. I hope I make El Show. 845 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,584 To El Show! 846 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,253 ALL: To El Show! 847 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,722 (CHUCKLES) 848 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:00,563 (MUTTERS) 849 00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:03,816 (WHIMPERS) 850 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:06,068 Oh. (CHUCKLING) 851 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,364 Oh! (GRUNTS) 852 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:11,449 (LAUGHING) 853 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:12,992 (CHITTERING) 854 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:14,577 Don't hesitate, 855 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:17,830 designate. 856 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:19,039 (CHITTERING) 857 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,293 Ed. Ed! 858 00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:28,382 I was only kidding, Ed. Ed, I was... 859 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:30,593 (GROANS) 860 00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:33,262 (TIRES SCREECHING) 861 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:34,805 (CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 862 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:42,438 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 863 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,656 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 864 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:01,999 (CHITTERING) 865 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:35,533 (GROANS) 866 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,328 (ED HUMMING) 867 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,580 (UNZIPPING) 868 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:46,669 (URINATING) 869 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:50,089 Don't hog it. 870 00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:53,634 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 871 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:55,094 (URINATING) 872 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:56,971 (SIGHING) 873 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,686 (SIGHING) 874 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,480 (FARTING) 875 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,857 Oh, yeah, I hear ya. 876 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,026 (GROANS) 877 00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,697 (BOTH ZIPPING) 878 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,868 (TOILET FLUSHES) 879 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,579 Thanks. (CHATTERS) 880 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,378 (SIGHS) 881 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,213 (CHITTERING SOFTLY) 882 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,222 Speed, you gotta do something about that breath. 883 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:41,307 (ED SNORING) 884 00:51:41,849 --> 00:51:42,850 Speed. 885 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,393 (FARTING) (EXCLAIMS) 886 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:46,103 (EXCLAIMS) 887 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:51,066 (CHITTERING) 888 00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,158 (SIGHS) 889 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,242 (GROANS) 890 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,785 (DOG BARKING) 891 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:03,912 (PANTING) 892 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:07,166 Hey, Deuce. 893 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:09,960 Yeah, sweetheart? 894 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,420 Are you gay? 895 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,006 What? 896 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:15,841 It'd be okay. No biggie. 897 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:18,427 No. No. No, I'm not. 898 00:52:18,927 --> 00:52:21,180 Then why don't you like my mom? 899 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,349 I do like your mom. 900 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:26,518 Then why haven't you asked her out? 901 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,773 (SIGHS) Well, uh... 902 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:34,026 Is it because she has me? 903 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,571 (TUTS) Oh, sweetheart. 904 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:41,033 No. No, not at all. 905 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,285 Here, it's like this. 906 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,957 Does your mom make you do all your homework before you go out and play? 907 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,125 Duh. 908 00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:55,172 Well, that's it, Liz. See, it doesn't really change much when you grow up. 909 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:59,510 There's still work stuff that you gotta do before you can have any fun. 910 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,720 Prioritizing, you mean? 911 00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:04,556 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, that's it. You got it. 912 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,394 If I use a semi-bad word, would you not tell my mom? 913 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:12,648 Your priorities suck, Jack. 914 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,109 (CHUCKLES) 915 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,322 Hi, Mom. 916 00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:21,782 LYDIA: Hi, sweetheart. 917 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,451 You look pretty today. 918 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,162 Thanks, Liz. Morning, Jack. 919 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:28,455 Hi. 920 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,168 Mind if I pick you up? 921 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,670 You don't have to pick me up. 922 00:53:34,753 --> 00:53:35,838 Bye. 923 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,423 (GROANS) 924 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:38,632 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 925 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:39,925 (SIGHS) 926 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,095 TIPTON: You girls look lovely. 927 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:44,930 Rough night? 928 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,390 (CHUCKLING) 929 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:47,933 PLAYER: Oh, boy. 930 00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,560 Mmm-hmm. 931 00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,353 (GROANING) 932 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:53,230 Mmm. 933 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:58,110 All right, ladies. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Hit it. 934 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,156 (GROANING) 935 00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:05,951 Forget practice. You're all useless. 936 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,369 Go on home. 937 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:10,622 PLAYER: Oh, thanks. I love you. 938 00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:20,340 Uh, Coop. 939 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:24,011 Where you going? I just cancelled practice. 940 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,722 Oh, I heard you, but I gotta work out. 941 00:54:27,723 --> 00:54:29,075 I'm gonna tell you something I never told 942 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,143 another ballplayer in my whole life. 943 00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:33,020 Lighten the hell up. 944 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,482 It's called a ballgame. 945 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,234 It involves a ball, and it's a game. 946 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:41,904 It's... Well, it's supposed to be fun. 947 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:44,156 When was the last time you had any fun? 948 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,783 I don't know, Chubb. 949 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,117 That's what I figured. 950 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:48,827 Now, take the day off. 951 00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,287 And do what? 952 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:51,997 Well, uh... 953 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,458 (CHITTERING) 954 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,627 Hang out with your roommate. 955 00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,297 TIPTON: (CHUCKLING) Oh, no, no, no, no! Oh, no, you don't. 956 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,007 (TIPTON LAUGHING) 957 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,181 Whoo! 958 00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:10,557 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 959 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,731 Oh, boy. 960 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:20,859 What do you want to do next, Ed? 961 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:23,153 Do you want to watch paint dry? 962 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:24,947 (LIZ AND LYDIA CHATTERING) Hey. 963 00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,532 (CHITTERING) 964 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:27,616 Whoa! 965 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,576 Here, Ed. Mine are much heavier. 966 00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:31,203 Hi, Ed. Hi, Jack. Hey. 967 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,413 I'm just gonna get the door. 968 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:36,750 Well? What are you waiting for? 969 00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:38,335 Oh, uh... 970 00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:40,879 Can I... Oh, yeah, that would be great. 971 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,714 Thanks. That's great. 972 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:46,552 Oh, uh, just, uh, put 'em on the counter. 973 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,053 (CHITTERING) 974 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:49,972 COOPER: I'll just grab that last bag. 975 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,562 Hey, Liz, do you think your mom would mind if I picked one of these? 976 00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,230 She'd mind if you didn't. 977 00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,648 (CHITTERING) 978 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,820 You wanna ask her out for me, too? 979 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,947 Whatever it takes, big guy. 980 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:09,867 I think I can handle it from here. 981 00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:15,873 (CHITTERING) 982 00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:17,374 We did it! 983 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:18,792 (GIGGLING) 984 00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:20,961 We're a good team. 985 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,675 (TV CHATTERING) (ED EXCLAIMS) 986 00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:29,261 Wow. You... 987 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:31,305 You look... 988 00:56:32,014 --> 00:56:33,265 LIZ: Great. Great. 989 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:34,975 (CHITTERING) Told you so. 990 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,310 (LAUGHS) 991 00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:38,478 Thank you. 992 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:40,606 Do I need a jacket? 993 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,024 No... (CLEARS THROAT) 994 00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:46,403 No, no. It's, uh, hot 995 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,155 out tonight. 996 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,741 Well, I'll hang it up for you, then. 997 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,661 It's probably just the same as your place. 998 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:55,787 (CHITTERING) 999 00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:58,373 COOPER: Yeah, sure. Spitting image. 1000 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:03,837 Bedtime's 10:00, Liz. 1001 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:04,922 LIZ: Yes, Mom. 1002 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,089 Behave yourself, Ed. 1003 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:07,549 (WHIMPERING) 1004 00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,804 You sure this is all right? Positive. 1005 00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,724 He's the most responsible guy I know. They'll be fine. 1006 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:18,101 (CHITTERING) 1007 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,813 Last one to the kitchen's a rotten egg. 1008 00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,398 (CHITTERING) 1009 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:27,235 Up for some ice cream, Ed? 1010 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,029 (LIZ GIGGLING) 1011 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,864 We've got lots. 1012 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,328 (SLOBBERING) 1013 00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:39,331 (ED LAUGHING) 1014 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:40,999 (SPITTING) 1015 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,751 Whoops! (GIGGLING) 1016 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,005 Good thing there's more where that came from. 1017 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:48,715 (EXCLAIMING) 1018 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,676 (CHITTERING EXCITEDLY) 1019 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:55,305 Save room for dessert. 1020 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:56,765 (SLOBBERING) 1021 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:01,311 Ed? Ed. 1022 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,146 (YELPING) Ed! 1023 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:05,524 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1024 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:08,902 Pull! 1025 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:14,074 (SLURPING) 1026 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:18,495 (BURPS) 1027 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,164 (SLURPING) 1028 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:26,795 (LOUD BURPING) 1029 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:28,714 Ew! 1030 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:30,132 (LAUGHING) 1031 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,384 (MAKING FARTING SOUND) 1032 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,305 (LOUD FARTING) 1033 00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:41,309 (WHIMPERS) 1034 00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,061 Show-off. 1035 00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:44,646 (EXPLOSIONS) 1036 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,733 Thanks. 1037 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:50,360 Here you go. Thank you. 1038 00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:52,070 (CHUCKLES) 1039 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:56,575 Um, you know, should I call, or am I just being an over-protective mom? 1040 00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:58,910 I'm sure they're fine. We just got here. 1041 00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:00,495 I know, but... 1042 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:02,748 Don't worry. Okay. 1043 00:59:02,831 --> 00:59:04,058 What's the worst that could happen? 1044 00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:05,959 (EXPLOSION) (GASPS) 1045 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,169 (GIGGLING) 1046 00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:10,213 (MICROWAVE BEEPING) 1047 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,966 BOY: Hi, Mom! 1048 00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:19,222 (CHILDREN SQUEALING) 1049 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:29,107 My grandma was a wild thing. 1050 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:30,525 (GIGGLING) 1051 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:39,951 (RIDERS SCREAMING) 1052 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:53,799 (SNIFFING) 1053 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,050 (GROANS) 1054 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,055 (CHITTERING) 1055 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:04,935 (EXCLAIMING) 1056 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:08,372 Got it! GIRL: I can't believe he made that! 1057 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:09,898 Did you see that? Good shot. 1058 01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:12,317 That's great! Ah, what a surprise. 1059 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,902 (LAUGHS) Okay. 1060 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,113 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1061 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:17,239 Hey. 1062 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:22,202 He doesn't like me, but I bet you he'd love Lizzie. 1063 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:24,830 Hmm? 1064 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,414 Thanks, Deuce. 1065 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,393 What? Did I say something wrong? 1066 01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,710 No. Uh. 1067 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,213 You've never called me that before, that's all. 1068 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,882 Uh, that's your nickname, right? 1069 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:39,594 Because of... What is it? Like this. 1070 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,222 Two fingers means a curveball, right? 1071 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,348 (LAUGHING) 1072 01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:45,058 What's so funny? 1073 01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:48,436 That's a peace sign, I think. 1074 01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:51,523 This is a deuce. Down, like that. 1075 01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,525 (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) 1076 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:02,826 Don't you... 1077 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:04,870 (SHUSHING) 1078 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:55,212 (FENCE RATTLES) Oh! Oops. 1079 01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:56,296 (CAT MEOWS) 1080 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,298 (CUCKOO CLOCK STRIKING) 1081 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,425 (BIRD CUCKOOING) 1082 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:02,677 Oh, crap! 1083 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,413 (GRUNTING) 1084 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:37,796 MAN: (ON TV) This is an amoeba. 1085 01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:39,005 (DOOR OPENS) 1086 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,341 These single-celled animals... 1087 01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:43,969 (SIGHS) 1088 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:49,557 COOPER: See? Everything's fine. 1089 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:52,310 LYDIA: I don't know what I was worried about. 1090 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,731 He's a great friend. You're lucky, Jack. 1091 01:02:57,857 --> 01:02:59,734 Yeah. Tell me about it. 1092 01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,698 (CHITTERS) 1093 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,409 (WHISPERS) Yes! 1094 01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,082 What should I, uh... 1095 01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:16,293 Oh. Um... How about over there? 1096 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,253 Okay. 1097 01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:22,966 COOPER: Let me get my jacket. 1098 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,092 (GASPS) 1099 01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:25,552 (CRASHING) 1100 01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,095 (TOY SQUEAKING) 1101 01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:32,017 LYDIA: Elizabeth! 1102 01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,268 COOPER: Edward! 1103 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:34,769 (DOOR OPENS) 1104 01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:02,922 (SIGHS) Good night, buddy. 1105 01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:16,019 Hey, Ed? 1106 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,272 Thanks. 1107 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:20,982 (CHITTERS) 1108 01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:32,452 MAN: Just one, honey. Thank you. 1109 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,954 VENDOR: Program? Programs! 1110 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,665 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1111 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:44,005 Here you go. Programs! 1112 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:47,509 (ED CHITTERING) 1113 01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,848 (KIDS CHEERING) 1114 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:00,480 GIRL: Thank you, Ed. 1115 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,691 Want a bite of my Nutty Nanner, Ed? Hey! 1116 01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,319 It's all there in the prospectus. 1117 01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,613 As a global entertainment franchise, 1118 01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:11,533 he'll earn 20 times what he would in the big leagues, 1119 01:05:11,616 --> 01:05:14,619 where he'd just be another great player earning mere millions! 1120 01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:16,204 (ALL LAUGHING) 1121 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:18,557 The best thing is he's an animal, right? 1122 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:19,582 Hey, gimme that! 1123 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,376 (ALL LAUGHING) 1124 01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:22,919 Now what's he gonna do? 1125 01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:24,879 Renegotiate his contract? 1126 01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:26,714 (ALL LAUGHING) 1127 01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:29,050 Okay, so we give him, like, a two-banana-a-year raise! 1128 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:31,219 (ALL LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY) 1129 01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:40,854 (SNIFFS) 1130 01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,073 (GRUNTS) 1131 01:05:52,157 --> 01:05:53,366 UMPIRE: Strike! 1132 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:54,826 Oh, my God! 1133 01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:57,579 CHUBB: He's back. 1134 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,247 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1135 01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,083 (ALL CHEERING) 1136 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,419 UMPIRE: Out! 1137 01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:12,719 (CROWD CHEERING) 1138 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,518 Safe! 1139 01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:26,024 (ALL BOOING) 1140 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:33,364 (CHUCKLES) 1141 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,949 (GLASS SHATTERING) 1142 01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:36,701 (FANS WHOOPING) 1143 01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:39,037 ALL: (CHANTING) Ed! Ed! Ed! 1144 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:48,213 Hey! Great game, Ed. Hoo, hoo, hoo! 1145 01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:49,714 (CHITTERING) Aw, no. 1146 01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:53,885 Hey, you know, we got some new tropical-flavored drinks in that cooler up there. 1147 01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:56,471 Why don't you go get yourself one? Hoo, hoo, hoo! 1148 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:58,056 (LAUGHING) Hey. 1149 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:06,523 (EXCLAIMS) 1150 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:17,617 (BOTTLE SHATTERING) 1151 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,202 (ED SHRIEKING) 1152 01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:22,664 Ed! 1153 01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:24,749 (SCREECHING) 1154 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:31,464 Ed! 1155 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,007 (TRUCK RETREATING) 1156 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:34,133 Ed! 1157 01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:38,304 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1158 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,597 Ed! 1159 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:40,807 What's going on? 1160 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,308 None of your beeswax, Deuce. 1161 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,352 Shut up. Where are they taking Ed? 1162 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:47,272 Ed's just earned me an enormous amount of money. 1163 01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:49,816 Do good in the championship game, 1164 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,610 and you'll be worth a lot of money, too. 1165 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:53,820 You traded him? 1166 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:55,655 I sold him! 1167 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:59,409 Hey, you guys. The Rug sold Ed. 1168 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,202 PLAYERS: What! 1169 01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:02,870 (ALL PROTESTING) 1170 01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:06,416 CHUBB: Yeah, Coop's right. The Rug sold him. 1171 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:11,379 Now, look, I want you to concentrate on the championship game. 1172 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:12,630 (ALL MUTTERING) 1173 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:15,216 And remember, I loved him just as much as you did. 1174 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,635 TIPTON: All right, all right. 1175 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:19,178 (ALL GRIPING) 1176 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:22,724 COOPER: It's not right, Chubb. 1177 01:08:29,856 --> 01:08:32,567 He's not an animal, Chubb. He's a ballplayer. 1178 01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:34,569 Ballplayers get traded. 1179 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:40,241 Remember what Durocher said. "God watches over drunks and third basemen." 1180 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,620 But he didn't say anything about pitchers. 1181 01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,040 Now, one more thing. 1182 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:50,543 Woods is bringing Lasorda here for the championship game. 1183 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:55,131 The way you pitched today, you pitch like that when Lasorda is here, and... 1184 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:58,635 It could be a ticket to the big leagues for you. 1185 01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:12,148 (CHUCKLES) 1186 01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:15,985 (SIGHS) 1187 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:23,743 How do they expect him to play without his glove? 1188 01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:25,787 I don't know, honey. 1189 01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:29,457 But it's his property. 1190 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:35,380 COOPER: Well, the way they see it, Ed's just an animal. 1191 01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,298 So, I guess he really doesn't own anything. 1192 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:39,550 He owned third base. 1193 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:41,761 Oh, Liz, 1194 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:51,896 (SIGHS) 1195 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:57,819 What are you gonna do? 1196 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:02,156 I don't know. What am I supposed to do? 1197 01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,200 Ah! Hey! 1198 01:10:04,826 --> 01:10:06,619 Kirby sold him. What do you want me to do? 1199 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,371 Steal him back? Yeah! 1200 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:09,455 There's an idea. 1201 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:10,915 Come on, Lydia, I can't do that. 1202 01:10:10,998 --> 01:10:13,751 When Jack Cooper is in trouble, you work twice as hard. 1203 01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,479 When it's anyone else, it's just too much trouble. 1204 01:10:15,503 --> 01:10:16,897 That's not true! That's great, Jack! 1205 01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:20,842 If Liz ever gets kidnapped, remind me not to go after her. It's too much trouble. 1206 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:30,393 If your best friend can't count on you, who can? 1207 01:10:52,373 --> 01:10:54,250 Don't choke now, Deuce. 1208 01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:41,380 Hey, Deuce. 1209 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:42,507 Hey. 1210 01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:45,176 Wait. What the hell are you doing here? 1211 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:46,612 You're starting today for the pennant. 1212 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:51,474 Yeah. But, I left my glove in the locker room last road trip. 1213 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:52,850 It's my lucky glove, you know? 1214 01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:53,935 Hey, you better hurry. 1215 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:55,019 Yeah. 1216 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:08,241 (CLANGS) 1217 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,535 MAN: Put it on, stupid. 1218 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:11,994 Hey! (CLANGS) 1219 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:14,956 Three seconds to put that thing on, monkey! 1220 01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:16,040 (ED CHITTERING) 1221 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:18,334 How about a little stick time? 1222 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:19,418 (ED SCREAMING) 1223 01:12:20,461 --> 01:12:21,504 COOPER: That's enough! 1224 01:12:21,587 --> 01:12:22,755 (GRUNTS) 1225 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,469 (GROWLS) Oh, boy. 1226 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:29,679 (GRUNTING) 1227 01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:41,941 I feel a home run coming on. 1228 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,693 (LAUGHING) 1229 01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:58,332 (GROWLING) 1230 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:00,334 (GASPING) 1231 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:04,755 Nice monkey. Ah! 1232 01:13:04,839 --> 01:13:06,048 (GRUNTS) 1233 01:13:07,842 --> 01:13:09,594 He's a chimpanzee. 1234 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,013 Animal. 1235 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:13,848 (PANTING) 1236 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,393 (KISSING) (LAUGHING) 1237 01:13:17,476 --> 01:13:19,353 I love you too, buddy. 1238 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:22,523 We gotta go. Come on. Get down. Come on. 1239 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:30,907 GOON 1: We gotta find him! 1240 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:33,306 GOON 2: You see where he went, Rocco? 1241 01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:34,619 Moose, we lost him! 1242 01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:36,662 The Rug's gonna kill us! 1243 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,123 COOPER: This way. Come on, Ed. 1244 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:40,875 Up here. 1245 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:46,672 Go! 1246 01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:48,424 (CHITTERING) 1247 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:51,052 No. Go to the truck! Go to the truck. 1248 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:56,724 Sorry! Uh, see you next season. 1249 01:13:56,807 --> 01:13:58,225 Okay, Deuce. 1250 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,395 What about your glove? 1251 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:04,440 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1252 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:05,566 (GOONS SHOUTING) 1253 01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:07,652 (TRUCK ENGINE REVVING) 1254 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,737 Ed? Ed! 1255 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,864 (ED CHITTERING) 1256 01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:21,374 Oh, Ed, you little oinker. 1257 01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:00,121 (SHIVERING) 1258 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:02,957 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1259 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,796 Hang on, Ed. Hang on! 1260 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,927 (SCREAMS) (HORN BLARING) 1261 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,227 (WHIMPERING) 1262 01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:32,153 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1263 01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:35,740 (HORN HONKING) 1264 01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:40,536 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1265 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:43,581 Roll down your window. 1266 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:44,707 TRUCK DRIVER: What? 1267 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,169 Pull over! 1268 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,129 Whoa! Look out! 1269 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:51,255 What? 1270 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,339 (HORN BLARING) 1271 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:54,675 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1272 01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,661 TRUCK DRIVER: What, are you crazy? Trying to get us killed? 1273 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:06,103 You gotta open up the back! What? 1274 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:09,732 Ed! 1275 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:12,193 Ed! 1276 01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:16,822 Oh, no, Ed. 1277 01:16:17,698 --> 01:16:19,116 Call an ambulance! 1278 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,400 TRUCK DRIVER: Okay! Right away. 1279 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:25,915 (BEEPING) 1280 01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:29,710 WOMAN ON PA: Nursing supervisor, please call extension 216. 1281 01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:32,630 Nursing supervisor, extension 216. 1282 01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:36,133 Wait, honey. Shh. Come here first. 1283 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,361 (SIGHS) 1284 01:16:56,904 --> 01:17:00,533 You don't actually think he's gonna show up, do you, Chubb? 1285 01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:04,245 Well, you got... Oh, geez. Geez. 1286 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:06,288 I mean, think about it. 1287 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:10,000 He deserted his team to go play with a monkey. 1288 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:15,714 All right. All right. Just tell me it isn't true, and I'll shut the hell up. 1289 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:18,425 Well, why don't you just shut the hell up anyway, eh? 1290 01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:24,223 (SIGHS) 1291 01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:28,018 Pain in the ass. 1292 01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:33,774 I can't just leave him. 1293 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,360 But you've gotta play today, Jack. 1294 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,696 I know. I know. 1295 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,615 But if he wakes up and there's no one here, 1296 01:17:41,866 --> 01:17:43,284 he'll be really scared. 1297 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,952 I'll stay with him! 1298 01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:46,370 LYDIA: Oh, I don't know, honey. 1299 01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:47,788 I'll be okay! 1300 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,624 Your team's depending on you, Deuce. 1301 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,586 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Butler to ICU. 1302 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,754 And he needs a ride, Mom. 1303 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:58,299 Be careful, but hurry. Okay? 1304 01:17:58,382 --> 01:17:59,466 Bye. 1305 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:08,350 Um, now's a good time, you guys. 1306 01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:12,021 I think it's okay. 1307 01:18:12,104 --> 01:18:13,606 Yeah? Okay. 1308 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:17,943 My animal handlers called. You're fired! 1309 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,279 Cooper! 1310 01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:24,325 You set one foot on that field, and I'll have you arrested! 1311 01:18:26,869 --> 01:18:29,580 Knock me over with a cheesy goat fart. 1312 01:18:29,997 --> 01:18:32,166 Barnett! Warm up. You're gonna start. 1313 01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,250 (COOPER SHOUTING) 1314 01:18:33,334 --> 01:18:34,418 (DOOR SLAMMING) 1315 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,480 Well, look who's here! (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1316 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:39,882 Jack Cooper! And what a coincidence. 1317 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,051 This is our championship game, 1318 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:43,969 the game you were supposed to start! 1319 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,179 COOPER: Listen, listen! 1320 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,472 (INDISTINCT) 1321 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:47,681 What! 1322 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:51,185 CHUBB: Are you all right? 1323 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:52,645 Go suit up. 1324 01:18:56,148 --> 01:19:00,027 Fellas, I got some bad news. Ed's in the hospital. 1325 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,613 It's touch-and-go now. There's nothing we can do. 1326 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:04,114 We could kill Kirby! 1327 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:05,199 (GROWLING) 1328 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:07,451 All right! All right! But after the game. 1329 01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:09,245 The championship game, remember? 1330 01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:10,472 The game we worked so hard for? 1331 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:11,914 (ALL CLAMORING) 1332 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:13,332 Let's win it for Ed! Yeah! 1333 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:16,001 All right, all right! Go win the damn game, 1334 01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:17,687 then I'll help you kill the son of a bitch. 1335 01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:19,213 (ALL CHEERING) 1336 01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:24,802 (CROWD CHEERING) 1337 01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:39,251 Kirby, where have you been, damn it? 1338 01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,961 Don't you know I have a pennant on the line here? 1339 01:19:40,985 --> 01:19:42,278 KIRBY: I'll explain later, Dad. 1340 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:46,782 Mr. Lasorda, this is a great, great pleasure. 1341 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:49,660 Where is Ed, the chimp? 1342 01:19:49,743 --> 01:19:50,995 Well, son? 1343 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:53,330 What's all this about a trade? Where's Sullivan? 1344 01:19:53,414 --> 01:19:55,499 I swear, when you hear the deal I made, 1345 01:19:55,582 --> 01:19:57,584 you're gonna make me owner. 1346 01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,253 (LAUGHING) 1347 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:00,879 Let's play ball! 1348 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:02,464 (CROWD CHEERING) 1349 01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:05,718 ART: The Rockets are counting on Cooper's blistering fastball 1350 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,344 to make up for the ill-timed loss 1351 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:09,722 of clutch third baseman, Ed Sullivan. 1352 01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,598 I can't believe you sold the chimp! 1353 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:12,808 Well... 1354 01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:15,936 I swear to God you were switched at birth! 1355 01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:17,646 Blah, blah, blah. 1356 01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:18,731 Let's go! 1357 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:22,484 (GRUNTS) 1358 01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:23,777 Strike! 1359 01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,741 (MUTTERING) 1360 01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:31,076 What's that say? 1361 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:33,620 125. (CLEARS THROAT) 1362 01:20:33,704 --> 01:20:35,706 125, Chubb. 1363 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:36,874 He's off to a great start. 1364 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:37,958 (ART ANNOUNCING ON TV) 1365 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,460 You just get better, okay? 1366 01:20:39,543 --> 01:20:42,504 ART: This could be a hellish afternoon for the Devils. 1367 01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:46,133 Huh? 1368 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:47,593 (CHUCKLING) 1369 01:20:51,847 --> 01:20:52,973 Whoa. 1370 01:21:03,317 --> 01:21:04,610 ART: Out! 1371 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:10,282 Double play. The Rockets go down in the third without much of a fight. 1372 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:22,795 He never asked for anything for himself. 1373 01:21:23,337 --> 01:21:25,172 So I'm asking for him. 1374 01:21:26,006 --> 01:21:27,216 Please. 1375 01:21:32,346 --> 01:21:33,472 Amen. 1376 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:38,185 Here, Ed. 1377 01:21:41,271 --> 01:21:42,523 Medicine. 1378 01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:44,400 (BEEPING) 1379 01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:48,237 (BEEPING ACCELERATING) 1380 01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:53,367 (CHITTERING) (GASPS) 1381 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:54,868 Ed! Hey! 1382 01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:55,994 Ed! 1383 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,413 Ed! 1384 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:03,961 ART: Rodriguez appears to be wrapping up whatever it is he had on his mind. 1385 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:05,462 (CHITTERING) 1386 01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:08,132 Doctor! Doctor! 1387 01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:09,800 Ah! He's really excited! 1388 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:10,968 Do something! 1389 01:22:11,051 --> 01:22:12,386 Oh, this'll calm him down. 1390 01:22:12,469 --> 01:22:14,638 LIZ: No! What are you giving him? 1391 01:22:14,721 --> 01:22:16,116 Just gonna put him to sleep, that's all. 1392 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:18,392 LIZ: No! No! No! 1393 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:21,645 Oh. LIZ: Ed, are you okay? 1394 01:22:21,728 --> 01:22:23,814 I can't believe I just did that. 1395 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,315 We need to get to the game. 1396 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:28,735 Sure! I'm just gonna take a little nappy here. 1397 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:30,988 And we need a ride. 1398 01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:35,659 Take an ambulance. They go fast, and they go whee! 1399 01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,703 (SIREN WAILING) 1400 01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:40,414 ART: Two to one, Rockets. 1401 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:42,875 (GRUNTS) 1402 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,585 (CROWD CHEERING) 1403 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:55,387 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 1404 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:07,816 Rockets are hanging on by one run. High and outside. 1405 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,234 Ball four. 1406 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,197 And that'll put the go-ahead run 1407 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,865 at the plate for the Devils. 1408 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:19,369 Folks, Cooper has carried his team this far, but nobody, nobody 1409 01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:24,208 throws a 100-mile-per-hour fastballs for nine innings without paying the price. 1410 01:23:27,044 --> 01:23:28,253 (SIGHS) 1411 01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:30,964 Time out! 1412 01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:37,054 Top of the ninth, go-ahead run at the plate, two outs. 1413 01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:38,764 And the bad news? 1414 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:41,600 Ladies and gentlemen, now pinch-hitting for the Devils, 1415 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:43,477 Kurt "The Crush" Bun yon. 1416 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,145 (CROWD CHEERING) 1417 01:23:45,812 --> 01:23:47,356 Don't get much badder than that. 1418 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,316 The Crush has been on injured reserve, 1419 01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:51,818 but the way he's been hitting Cooper this season, 1420 01:23:53,153 --> 01:23:54,863 he is gonna bite the bullet 1421 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:58,659 for a shot at bringing the championship home for the Devils. 1422 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:02,496 Your ace is here. Tough luck, Deuce. 1423 01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:04,414 Take it easy, huh? Just take it easy. 1424 01:24:04,498 --> 01:24:06,208 Chubb, I need a decision. 1425 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,709 Okay, ump. All right. 1426 01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:08,835 (SIREN WAILING) 1427 01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:10,671 You're a hell of a good man, Coop. 1428 01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:13,507 If it was just me, you know what I'd do. But it's all of them, too. 1429 01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:15,008 The boys have worked hard for this. 1430 01:24:15,092 --> 01:24:17,386 I hate to do it, but this guy's got your number. 1431 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:22,266 CROWD: Hoo, hoo, hoo! 1432 01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:24,476 CROWD: (CHANTING) Ed, Ed, Ed! 1433 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:27,437 Ed. 1434 01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:31,233 Ladies and gentlemen, a VIP has just arrived, 1435 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:34,736 and that is, Very Important Primate! 1436 01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:37,364 (CHITTERING) 1437 01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:40,784 (LAUGHING) 1438 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:44,514 I'm gonna let you stay in, Coop. 1439 01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:45,581 Chubb! 1440 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:46,915 Barnett! 1441 01:24:47,791 --> 01:24:50,002 Just do one thing for me, eh? 1442 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,169 Win. 1443 01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:13,650 Ump! 1444 01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:16,653 Time. 1445 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:17,839 BUNYON: Come on, ump. He can't do that. 1446 01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:19,740 Yeah, he can. Time. 1447 01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:20,824 (GROWLS) 1448 01:25:26,830 --> 01:25:27,831 (GRUNTS) 1449 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:29,291 Jack, what are you doing? 1450 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:31,501 Stopping to smell the roses. 1451 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,420 (LAUGHING) 1452 01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:34,880 Hey. 1453 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:37,424 Will you... 1454 01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:42,095 (GRUNTS) 1455 01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:44,640 (WHISPERS) Gimme a kiss, you know, for luck? 1456 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:47,934 You bet I will. 1457 01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,107 (GROANS) 1458 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,276 (CROWD WHOOPING) 1459 01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,112 (ALL CHEERING) 1460 01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:26,890 What kind of pitch you wanna miss? 1461 01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:28,433 Déja vu, farm boy. 1462 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:32,729 ART: Cooper's got the sign. 1463 01:26:32,813 --> 01:26:34,147 (EXHALING) 1464 01:26:37,818 --> 01:26:39,444 RODRIGUEZ: (YELPS) Strike! 1465 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:41,822 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1466 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:42,989 (IN SPANISH) 1467 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:45,492 (CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 1468 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:51,748 RODRIGUEZ: Yeow! 1469 01:26:51,832 --> 01:26:54,209 ART: Bun yon crushes it. 1470 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:57,796 It's going, going... 1471 01:26:58,130 --> 01:26:59,256 One foot foul. 1472 01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:00,966 (CROWD CHEERING) (LAUGHING) 1473 01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:06,430 Fastballs. Crush has got 'em timed. We're dead. 1474 01:27:06,513 --> 01:27:09,349 Hey, Al. It ain't over until it's over, buddy. 1475 01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:10,851 Mmm. 1476 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:14,146 Hey, don't touch the bat, taco. 1477 01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:15,814 MAN: He's yours now, baby! 1478 01:27:15,897 --> 01:27:19,401 Well, The Crush has got Cooper's fastball timed now. 1479 01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:22,279 But the last time Cooper threw this guy a curveball, 1480 01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:24,197 he hit it out of the zip code! 1481 01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:27,033 So, Rockets fans, what's it gonna be? 1482 01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:30,620 (IN SPANISH) 1483 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:35,167 (GRUNTING) 1484 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:05,530 Yes! 1485 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:06,698 Yeah! 1486 01:28:07,157 --> 01:28:08,408 Yes! Yeah! 1487 01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:09,618 (CROWD CHEERING) 1488 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:11,787 RODRIGUEZ: Dégja vu! 1489 01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:13,622 I want Cooper in LA next week! 1490 01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:15,373 Pay him whatever he wants! 1491 01:28:15,749 --> 01:28:16,750 (EXHALES) 1492 01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:18,835 (CHITTERING EXCITEDLY) 1493 01:28:18,919 --> 01:28:20,003 (CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY) 1494 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:23,757 (ALL CHEERING) 1495 01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:53,620 Oh. Like I didn't see that, you guys. 1496 01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:55,288 (LAUGHING) Act your age. 1497 01:28:58,458 --> 01:28:59,793 You hungry? 1498 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,592 (CHITTERING) 91584