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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,750 2 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,500 [squawking] 3 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:58,686 [speakers: man] Welcome, ladies and gentle-phibians, 4 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:01,896 to a safe uneventful afternoon of touristy nonsense. 5 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,096 It may not be as eventful as other tours but did I mention it's safe? 6 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,396 This is the last time we let Hop Pop pick the activity. 7 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,265 Look Anne, we've got a few days to kill 8 00:01:09,289 --> 00:01:13,055 before King Andrias reveals his findings about the music box. 9 00:01:13,079 --> 00:01:15,726 And what better way to spend that time than learning? 10 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,079 [Anne, Sprig, Polly groan] 11 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:21,055 [chattering] 12 00:01:21,079 --> 00:01:23,015 Oh, wow, what's that place? 13 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,936 Imminent danger. Look away! 14 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,096 But imminent is the best kind of danger. 15 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,686 Now then, what's the most important thing to do 16 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:31,515 when visiting Newtopia? Any guesses? 17 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:34,146 Ooh, ooh! Eating like a local? Looking like a local? 18 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,055 Partying with the locals? 19 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:39,096 Nope. It's getting to know the city from a safe distance. 20 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,146 Like on this bus. 21 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:41,726 Such wisdom. 22 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:43,305 - [sighs] This is just like... - [Polly sighs] 23 00:01:43,329 --> 00:01:45,055 ...when I'd go traveling with my mom. 24 00:01:45,079 --> 00:01:48,355 - [chattering] - [traffic hums] 25 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:51,596 Mom, can I please try some of that? 26 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:54,396 No, sweetie, your California stomach can't handle it. 27 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:57,976 -But you can have carrot stick and trail mix. -[whimpers] 28 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,055 I didn't want the baby carrots, Mom! 29 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:05,329 I didn't want 'em. Why? Why? Why? Why? 30 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,515 - You know what? - What? 31 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:11,476 This time I'm gonna experience the city the way the locals do! 32 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,765 Not sit on a bus like some dumb tourist! 33 00:02:13,789 --> 00:02:16,265 [tour guide] And now for our tour of the tour bus. 34 00:02:16,289 --> 00:02:19,015 This is the ceiling, what a good ceiling! 35 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,726 Not to be outdone by the floor! 36 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,976 Ooh! 37 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,976 Count me in. So what do we do? 38 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,170 Follow my lead. 39 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:31,186 [groans] Oh, man, Hop Pop, my stomach is killing me. 40 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,265 - Can we go back to the hotel? - Uh, me too. 41 00:02:33,289 --> 00:02:35,855 I need to get off now or I'll explode. 42 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,055 - [passengers gasp] - [gasps] 43 00:02:37,079 --> 00:02:39,015 Why does this keep happening? 44 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:42,096 Now I'll never make it to the cheese museum. 45 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,015 No, no! Why don't you stay on the tour? We can head back ourselves. 46 00:02:46,039 --> 00:02:50,355 And we're back. But you two gotta promise me you'll go straight to the hotel. 47 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,055 No detours! 48 00:02:52,079 --> 00:02:53,936 - [both] We promise! - Sprig you coming? 49 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,896 I thought you'd never ask. 50 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,726 [gasps] You handcuffed us together? 51 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:03,395 Sorry, Sprig, but after the Ruins of Disaster incident, you've left me no choice. 52 00:03:03,419 --> 00:03:04,895 Well, the jokes on you. 53 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,806 Anne and Polly would never leave me. 54 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:07,879 Later, dude. 55 00:03:08,669 --> 00:03:10,515 No! No, no, no, no, no! 56 00:03:10,539 --> 00:03:12,556 Now sit your butt down and put on your cheese hat. 57 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,226 [Sprig] No! 58 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:15,765 [both] Ah. 59 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:18,646 Welcome, Polly, to the bowels of the city. 60 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:20,920 [chattering] 61 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:27,476 [Polly] You know, it's been a long time since you and I had a solo adventure. 62 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,515 Heck, yeah! We're way overdue. 63 00:03:29,539 --> 00:03:31,765 Looks like it's finally time for team P'Anne 64 00:03:31,789 --> 00:03:33,596 to get more screen time. 65 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:35,515 [together] Team P'Anne for life! 66 00:03:35,539 --> 00:03:36,659 - [Anne] Ow! - [Polly groans] 67 00:03:37,289 --> 00:03:39,096 - Our team name's bad. - Yeah, it could be better. 68 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,515 Anyhoo, let's get this authentic experience started. 69 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:44,515 - Okay, sounds good. Oh! - No guides! 70 00:03:44,539 --> 00:03:46,436 People will know we're lame-o tourists. 71 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,765 [gasps] You're right. Don't wanna be like that guy. 72 00:03:49,789 --> 00:03:51,226 - Aw. - All right. 73 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,226 Step one, eat like the locals. 74 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,170 Street food, baby. Nothing more authentic. 75 00:03:57,079 --> 00:04:02,765 Hey, buddy. Can you whip us up a couple of... Uh... Uh... 76 00:04:02,789 --> 00:04:06,556 Actually, we'll just take two of whatever the locals eat. 77 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,265 Uh, are you sure? 78 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,596 I mean, we don't usually serve this to outsiders. 79 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,056 It's pretty spicy. 80 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:16,379 Ha! That don't scare me. After all, I'm Thai. 81 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:21,879 Uh, Jerry. All right. Whatever. Two extra spicys. Here you go. 82 00:04:22,579 --> 00:04:24,120 - All right! Cheers! - Cheers! 83 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:31,976 Hey, not bad! [groans, pants] 84 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [coughs, screams] 85 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,305 [gulps] 86 00:04:38,329 --> 00:04:40,250 [laughs] Weak! 87 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,920 [all gasp] 88 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:48,855 - [panting] - Hey! You two torched my roof. 89 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:52,290 - Prove it! - Sorry, my good man... Eh, newt. 90 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,185 This should cover the cost. 91 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:57,766 [sighs] Didn't you read the sign? Cash only! 92 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,596 Uh... [chuckles] Well, of course I did... 93 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,500 Run, Polly! Hey! 94 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:05,596 [Polly screams] Could you not throw me? 95 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,855 - I panicked! I panicked! - Get back here! 96 00:05:07,879 --> 00:05:09,976 Just wait till I get my hands on you. 97 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,435 Whew! That was close. 98 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:14,976 Man, Polly, I feel so authentic. 99 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,355 I can't feel my face but my heart feels alive. 100 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:20,685 Did you see the part where I breathed fire? 101 00:05:20,709 --> 00:05:22,555 What's next? What's next? 102 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:25,096 Step two, look like the locals. 103 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,226 What's the one thing they've got that we don't? 104 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,435 -Cash money. -Tails! Big, beautiful newt tails. 105 00:05:31,459 --> 00:05:34,646 Well, actually, I have a tail but I see what you're doing. 106 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,805 - Tails. Tails. Tails. - Tails. Tails. 107 00:05:36,829 --> 00:05:39,726 - Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. - Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. 108 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,855 -[Anne, Polly] Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. -Tails. Tails. Tails. Tails. 109 00:05:41,879 --> 00:05:43,896 - Tails. Tails. Tails. - Tails. Tails. Tails. 110 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,476 Two tails, please, for two locals. 111 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,379 Locals, hey? Well, nice to meet ya. 112 00:05:49,329 --> 00:05:51,896 Whoa, uh... Am I supposed to, uh... 113 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,726 Now let's get you fixed with a temporary tail 114 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,266 until your new one grows back. 115 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:56,766 Gross. And okay! 116 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,266 Hmm. Exactly how long was your old tail? 117 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:01,170 How long you got? 118 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:05,855 - All right! Now that's what I'm talking about. - Ow! 119 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:07,290 Hey, Polly! Find one you like? 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,540 Give me that one. 121 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:21,305 This is it, Polly. You have a tail, I have a tail. We totally look like the locals. 122 00:06:21,329 --> 00:06:25,555 Yeah, we're definitely blending in. [laughs] 123 00:06:25,579 --> 00:06:27,646 Oh, hey, what's that stand over there selling? 124 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:28,976 [screams] Oh, my Gosh. 125 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,226 - [screams] My glasses! - Ah, sorry! 126 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:33,766 All right, all right, what seems to be the problem? 127 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:35,185 - [Anne] Ooh! I'm so sorry. - [grunts] Wha... [grunts] 128 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:37,805 I oughta lock you up for disturbing the peace. 129 00:06:37,829 --> 00:06:40,096 You ought to, but you won't, right? 130 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,226 Oh. Smart one, hey? That's it! You're coming with me. 131 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,750 - [screams] - [yells] 132 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:47,079 [screams, blows whistle] 133 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,120 [groans] 134 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,596 Dang it! We'll never find them in this crowd. 135 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,805 What? Sure we will. 136 00:06:54,829 --> 00:06:55,935 Shush. I'm lazy. 137 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:57,540 Ah. 138 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,976 [sighs] That was intense. 139 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,646 Being authentic is more work than I thought. 140 00:07:01,670 --> 00:07:04,516 I don't know. Seems pretty cool to me. What's next? 141 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:08,055 - [marching band playing] - [crowd cheering] 142 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,000 - Look at that sweetie. - Ooh. 143 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:17,055 Step three, baby. Party with the locals. 144 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:18,250 [both] Whoo-hoo! 145 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:20,896 Hey, can I join in? 146 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,055 I don't see why not. 147 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:25,226 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 148 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,670 Go, Anne! You maniac! 149 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,935 Oh, hey! Mouth control. 150 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,685 - What? - [mimicking] Hi, Polly. 151 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:36,435 I'm Freddie the Fish. Fry me up for dinner. 152 00:07:36,459 --> 00:07:39,935 - [Anne mimicking laugh] - [laughs] 153 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,685 - Wait, something's wrong. - I'm delicious. [laughs] 154 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,170 - [crowd gasps] - Huh? 155 00:07:46,829 --> 00:07:49,146 You should be ashamed of yourself. 156 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:52,016 Oh, I'm sorry. I was just dancing with your goofy mascot. 157 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,726 [crowd gasps] 158 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,766 That "goofy mascot" is Igor the Brave. 159 00:07:56,790 --> 00:08:00,726 He's a great hero who once gave his life to save Newtopia. 160 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:01,976 This parade is in his honor. 161 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 My bad. I had no idea. 162 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:05,620 Whoa! 163 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,096 [crowd gasps, clamors] 164 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,435 We should run, right? 165 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:12,750 - Heck, yeah! - After them! 166 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,766 Hey, it's those two kids. At least one of them's a kid. 167 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,226 The other one is some kind of funny-looking... 168 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,766 Just chase us already! 169 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:23,790 You got it! 170 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:28,670 [Anne panting] 171 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,015 You've got to be kidding me. 172 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:35,265 Spicy wraps here. Get your spicy wraps. 173 00:08:35,289 --> 00:08:38,515 Hey, it's you two! Get back here. [grunts] 174 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,039 Siege mode! 175 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,379 [yells] 176 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,806 Holy... [screams] 177 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,645 Forget authenticity. Forget being a local. 178 00:08:49,669 --> 00:08:52,855 We should've used a brochure. A guide. Anything! 179 00:08:52,879 --> 00:08:55,169 Heck, we should've never left the tour bus. [screams] 180 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,936 [screams] Street freaks. Oh, wait. 181 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,895 No, it's just my granddaughter and my adopted granddaughter. 182 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:04,669 [crowd approaching] 183 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:09,726 - [both] Let us in! Let us in! - Everyone, remain calm. 184 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,765 As long as we don't open the doors or windows, 185 00:09:11,789 --> 00:09:13,580 this disaster will pass us by. 186 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:17,515 - Forget that! - [Anne screams] 187 00:09:17,539 --> 00:09:18,919 - [Polly screams] - Quick, get in! 188 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,806 [all scream] 189 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:23,726 - Oh, no, you don't. - [Anne strains] 190 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:27,765 [Anne strains, screams] This is insane! Leave me! 191 00:09:27,789 --> 00:09:32,265 Never! Team P'Anne for life, remember? 192 00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:35,476 That's right. That's right. P'Anne can't lose. 193 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,765 [gasps] I just thought of a better name. 194 00:09:37,789 --> 00:09:39,186 An-olly. 195 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,265 Oh, that's not better. 196 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,395 It's worse, actually. 197 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:43,015 [sobs] "An-olly." 198 00:09:43,039 --> 00:09:45,265 I... I love it. 199 00:09:45,289 --> 00:09:47,395 Now let's end this thing. 200 00:09:47,419 --> 00:09:49,596 Don't make this harder than it has to... [groans] 201 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,710 Kick in the neck! Yoink! 202 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:55,919 Oh, boy. 203 00:09:57,539 --> 00:09:58,919 [crowd screams] 204 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:06,830 [burps] 205 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:13,919 Whoo! 206 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:18,306 You guys still want to check out that cheese museum? 207 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,330 [all] Yes, please! 208 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:31,096 [groans] This is the last book and still nothing on the music box. 209 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,645 Well, even I have to admit I'm surprised. 210 00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:36,556 This is one of the most comprehensive libraries in all of Amphibia. 211 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,476 Maybe we missed a book somewhere. 212 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,580 [groans] I need more bug-accinos. B-R-B. Whoa! 213 00:10:43,669 --> 00:10:47,515 Ah, dang it! Tell me that tapestry wasn't hundreds of years old. 214 00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,436 Oh, way older than that actually. 215 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,976 [Marcy] No! 216 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,460 But wait! Marcy, look! 217 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,669 Hmm. I'ma push it. Bop. 218 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:00,330 - What the... - Huh? 219 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,355 No way. A secret library wing. Did you know about this? 220 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:14,265 No. It must be thousands of years old, judging by the smell. Whew! 221 00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:18,000 Well, come on. I just know the answers are down there waiting for us. 222 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,750 [frogs croaking] 223 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,596 [birds squawking] 224 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,645 [sighs] City walking is great. 225 00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:39,436 But I could use a little sitty-sitting. Let's stop at this park for a bit. 226 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:43,265 Works for me. Sprig, Polly, you guys want to toss the old frisbeetle around? 227 00:11:43,289 --> 00:11:44,669 - [bell tolls] - [gasps] 228 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:53,265 [rowers grunt] 229 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:54,395 [fencing newt] En garde. 230 00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:56,596 [band playing] 231 00:11:56,620 --> 00:12:02,015 Kids, this ain't no park. This is Newtopia University. 232 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:04,395 Oh, man. College is the best. 233 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,226 According to movies back home, you can do crazy things 234 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,226 and be horribly irresponsible with no consequences. 235 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,515 [Hop Pop] I can't believe we're actually here. 236 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:16,436 No Plantar has ever gone to Newtopia University. 237 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:22,476 And it's my dream that one day, far, far from now, one of you two will attend. 238 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,355 - Huh? - [chuckles] Sorry, Hop Pop. 239 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,306 I don't think that either of us is cut out for this. 240 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,596 Especially Sprig. 241 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,515 What? What you talking about? 242 00:12:29,539 --> 00:12:31,476 You don't have the attention span. 243 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,186 Ha! That's ridiculo... 244 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,580 Sprig, go long! Okay! 245 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:39,976 Now, how does one escape from a mountain mantis? 246 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,355 -Yes, Parsifal. -First, we must calculate the probability of escape 247 00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:45,686 by average number of mantises per capita. 248 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:49,355 Divided by the average body weight of those fleeing for their lives. 249 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:54,056 Whoa, whoa, guys. All you gotta do is tickle it behind it's hind legs with a willow branch. 250 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,145 You'll escape no problem. 251 00:12:55,169 --> 00:12:56,355 That's correct. 252 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:57,669 Sprig catch. 253 00:12:59,289 --> 00:13:00,379 [all] Ooh. 254 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,726 My, my, my, my, my. 255 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,355 Aren't you a precocious young frog? 256 00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:09,645 Resourceful, survival-savvy, athletic. Any other hidden talents? 257 00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:12,355 Hmm. I can do funny things with my arm. 258 00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:13,806 [screams] 259 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,500 Uh, anything else? 260 00:13:16,669 --> 00:13:18,710 - I play the fiddle. - Show me. 261 00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,596 - [student] Ooh. - Oh, yes. Good. 262 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,596 Sprig, what did you break? What did he break? 263 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,556 Oh, no, nothing, nothing. I'm Professor Herringbone. 264 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:31,226 Headmaster here at Newtopia University. 265 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:35,015 Oh, well, uh, I'm Hopediah Plantar. Big fan of your school. 266 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:38,476 I hope one day far, far in the future 267 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,726 one of my grandchildren will attend your fine institution. 268 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:45,476 Well, what if that one day is today? Huh? 269 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:49,556 We have a program for young, promising students of the future! 270 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,596 And I think Sprig here is a perfect fit! 271 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:56,395 - Huh? - We could do a trial stay for Sprig tonight. 272 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,855 And if it all goes well, he can start with us next semester. 273 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:03,306 Seems reasonable. Isn't this great, Hop Pop? It's just what you wanted. 274 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:07,726 Hmm. Well, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 275 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,306 Then it's agreed. 276 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:12,765 Sprig Plantar, your trial begins immediately. 277 00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:14,686 Welcome to the university. 278 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:18,306 All right! Hop Pop, your dream is coming true. 279 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,476 And don't worry. I won't let you down. 280 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,515 Hey, you gonna throw that bug-disc back or what? 281 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:25,436 Guess what, Anne? I'm going to college. 282 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,330 Cool. Wait, what? 283 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:35,056 -[Sprig grunts] -Now, there are a couple of school rules 284 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,645 you'll need to get adjusted to. 285 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,306 [grunts] If I can handle a mountain mantis, 286 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,056 I can totally handle this. 287 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,250 That's the spirit. Enjoy your first class, my boy. 288 00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:48,145 [grunts, groans] 289 00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:52,226 At Newtopia Prep, we do not bound around heedlessly. 290 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,476 Oh, uh, yes, of course. 291 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,765 - [Sprig grunts] - We also tuck in our shirts. 292 00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:58,355 And straighten our ties. 293 00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:01,726 And we absolutely do not wear hats. 294 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,080 [screams, sighs] 295 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,289 [professor clears throat] 296 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,669 Hey, hi, how's it going? 297 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:12,879 All right, class. Let us begin with concept of... 298 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,265 Hmm? Hmm? Uh, I mean, we all wanted to do that, right? 299 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:22,210 Mr. Plantar, hand over that contraption this instant. 300 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,306 [sighs] Now, back to the lesson. 301 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:29,460 I can do this. I can do this. I can do this for Hop Pop. 302 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960 [screams] 303 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,210 [screams] 304 00:15:56,620 --> 00:16:02,789 [sighs] Just look at how happy he is. They grow up so fast. 305 00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:11,306 [gasps] Sprig's tadpole tail. I remember when it fell off. 306 00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,789 It's so cute. 307 00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,210 [Bessie purrs] 308 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,476 - [explosion] - [students screaming] 309 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,686 Rodney Mcdonald, for the last time, 310 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,726 get that cow out of the lecture hall. 311 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,726 Eat my shorts, prof. 312 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,515 - [cow moos] - [professor screams] 313 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:29,145 - [Anne chuckles] - Sprig gets to do all that. 314 00:16:29,169 --> 00:16:32,556 -[groans] Jelly! -Yeah. They're probably having crazy cool parties 315 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,686 and slapping farm animals right now. 316 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,960 Just over that wall. [sighs] 317 00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:40,726 Hey, Anne, how good at climbing are you? 318 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,056 Oh. I'm picking up what you're putting down. 319 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,080 [both chuckle] 320 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:51,556 Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to cry up here. 321 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,580 [both] Sorry, Hop Pop. 322 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,710 - I got extra homework. - [gasps] Lucky. 323 00:16:58,539 --> 00:16:59,789 [groans] 324 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:03,306 [sighs] 325 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:05,265 Mr. Plantar, could I have a word? 326 00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:08,305 Oh. Hi, Professor. So you've heard, huh? 327 00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:10,595 Yes. I've spoken with your professors. 328 00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:13,976 [sighs] And they all think I'm a terrible student. 329 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,186 I get it. I'll leave. 330 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:18,805 "Leave"? Oh, no, no, no, no. 331 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:24,015 It's true, your energy can be a bit disruptive, but it's a good disruption. 332 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:28,436 -Huh? -And, since this is going to be such a project, 333 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,146 we are starting early. 334 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:33,476 No waiting for next semester. [chuckles] No, no, no, no. 335 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:40,305 Tomorrow, you officially start as a student of Newtopia University. 336 00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:44,055 -What? -With extra classes and extra work, 337 00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:48,095 oh, we will shape you into something amazing. 338 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:51,436 "Extra work"? "Extra classes"? 339 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:56,146 Now, sleep well. Because at dawn, the real work begins. 340 00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:59,829 [chuckles] Oh, your family is going to be so proud. 341 00:18:01,829 --> 00:18:07,015 Nope! Nope, nope, nope, nope. Sorry, Hop Pop. But I can't be here another ding-dang second. 342 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:09,226 - I'm leaving tonight. - [school bell rings] 343 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,015 -Hmm? -[PA: man] All right, students, 344 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,460 doors locking in three, two, one. 345 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,396 No! 346 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,595 I'm locked in. 347 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:22,000 I'm... I'm a prisoner. 348 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:28,119 What's that? 349 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:34,226 Now why would a school need all this security? 350 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,436 Unless... [gasps] This ain't a school at all. 351 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:40,356 Maybe they're frog-nappers and this whole thing 352 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:44,146 was just an elaborate scheme to steal Sprig's beautiful pink skin? 353 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,170 Hang on, Sprig, I'm a-comin'. 354 00:18:48,079 --> 00:18:51,226 [grunts, strains] 355 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,380 Guess I gotta cut back on those bug burgers. 356 00:18:54,079 --> 00:18:55,960 Hang in there, Sprig! 357 00:18:56,329 --> 00:18:58,119 [strains] Got it! 358 00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:03,289 [both giggling] 359 00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:05,829 - [sighs] - [grunts] 360 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:08,015 Ready for the time of your life? 361 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:09,170 Bring it. 362 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,880 Uh, I think I just killed somebody. 363 00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:13,856 [alarm blares] 364 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,515 - Oh, shoot. - Make a break for it! 365 00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,539 [strains] 366 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:20,079 [guard] A security breach! Hit the lights! 367 00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:25,579 [screams] 368 00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:28,539 [grunting] 369 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,595 - Nailed it! - Hey, did you just hear someone yell, "Nailed it"? 370 00:19:34,619 --> 00:19:36,000 Release the weevils! 371 00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:39,265 - [weevils growl, bark] - "Weevils"? 372 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,000 - [weevils bark] - [screams] 373 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,265 Hey, do you hear dogs? 374 00:19:43,289 --> 00:19:45,095 Depends. What's a dog? 375 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,555 [Sprig screaming] 376 00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:48,095 Is that Sprig? 377 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,805 Hey, Sprig, where the party at, man? 378 00:19:50,829 --> 00:19:53,095 - Can't talk. Running. - [barking] 379 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,936 - [barking stops] - [weevils growl] 380 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,920 Oh, boy. Run! 381 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,396 This is my fault for looking like such a snack. 382 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:04,095 - [strains, sighs] - [alarm blaring] 383 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,976 [pants] Hop Pop, what are you doing? 384 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,396 Coming to save you. 385 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,420 Hang on. [grunts] 386 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,960 - [strains] - All right, hold it right there. 387 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:16,305 Sprig and Mr. Plantar? What's going on? 388 00:20:16,329 --> 00:20:18,515 You're not frog-napping my boy. 389 00:20:18,539 --> 00:20:20,186 You were trying to make me a prisoner. 390 00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:23,095 I'm sorry, frog-nap? "Prisoner"? 391 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,896 Sprig isn't locked up. He can leave whenever he likes. 392 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,476 Then what's with all the gate locking? The alarms, the guards? 393 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,765 That's for the students' safety. We are in the city, after all. 394 00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:36,976 There are some dangerous oddballs out there. 395 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,805 Hey, Professor, we found these two dangerous oddballs trying to sneak into the university. 396 00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:43,356 You can torture me all you want. I'll never talk. 397 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,265 - Polly? Anne? - [sighs] 398 00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:47,265 We were just looking for a rad college party. 399 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,146 And I was trying to escape. 400 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:52,595 Sorry, Hop Pop, but I hate this place. 401 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:56,095 It's boring and stuffy, and they don't let you wear hats. 402 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,579 I know it's your dream. I'm sorry I couldn't make it come true. 403 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,095 "Dream"? "Dream"? 404 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:05,765 Forget the ding-dang dream. [strains, grunts] 405 00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:09,936 I ain't ready to let you go yet. Heck, I ain't letting you go ever! 406 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,976 It's homeschooling for the rest of your life. 407 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,055 Forget higher learning, or big opportunities. 408 00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:18,936 You belong at the bottom of the socioeconomic barrel with me. 409 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:23,000 Yay! Wait, is this a good thing? Oh, what the heck. Yay! 410 00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:26,976 My boy, you continue to impress. 411 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,226 No one has ever evaded campus security before. 412 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,936 The offer of admission still stands. 413 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,436 Thanks, Professor, but I don't think it's for me right now. 414 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,356 In a couple of years, who knows? 415 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,015 Well, we'll be here waiting for you when you're ready. 416 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,555 Now, come on, everyone, let's get back to that crazy party. 417 00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:47,095 [gasps] I knew it. 418 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,936 - [weevils bark] - [Anne, Polly scream] 419 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,436 Happy you're back, Sprig. 420 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,856 Me too, Hop Pop. 421 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,250 - Hey, Sprig, go long! - Okay! 422 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 [chuckles] Yeah! 32282

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