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In two thousand and forty-four, advanced robots with artificial intelligence depleted the resources of the Earth.

And the once blooming planet turned into a lifeless desert.

Now the human race, wandering in space, is waging the most difficult battle in its history.

The battle for survival.

Chinese clone of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J Trump ..

... survived the destruction of the Earth by escaping from a top secret laboratory.

His body, created in a petri dish, is enhanced with the latest AI technologies and has eternal life.

And also with big hands.

During his escape from Earth, Trump's ship crashed on Mars.

Unable to fly away, he lived for a thousand years on this lifeless planet.

TRUMP AGAINST ILLUMINATES

Present time.

Finally!

I, Aleister Crawley, have achieved a position worthy of an archmage of my caliber.

Today I stand before God - the patron saint of the afterlife.

Not as a mere cultist, poet, artist, writer, climber, or sex giant.

I stand in this sacred tomb as the leader of the Illuminati army.

Therefore, I can speak with the most ancient Egyptian God, not as a follower, but as an equal.

Great Anubis, patron of lost souls.

Your legacy and the awe that inspires your name are truly admirable.

The decorations of your luxurious tomb delight my eyes.

May your words give me the greatest wisdom.

Aleister Crawley, you are one of the most skilled sorcerers in the world, and the true enemy of all living things.

Thank you, Anubis.

I am the leader of the Illuminati, formidable, but hidden from the eyes of ordinary people.

Therefore, I will keep the location of this sacred place a secret.

The words of a true believer, Crowely.

However, there is a problem that will soon begin to threaten your power.

Problem? And which one?

An ancient prophecy foretold the appearance of the destroyer of the Illuminati order.

Destroyer? Who dares to oppose us?

Who isn't afraid to be hanged from the tallest tree?

Drowned and torn apart by galloping stallions?

Being cut from shoulder to crotch and fed to hungry rats?

Being boiled alive in a boiling gut?

Who?!

The one they call Trump.

Trump?

Are you talking about the worst, most narcissistic and stupid president in the history of the United States of America?

The tyrant who single-handedly unleashed the destructive nuclear war of which mankind was so afraid?

The threat is not the Trump you are talking about.

A Chinese clone created from his DNA.

He will come to destroy Lucifer and crush the Illuminati.

His clone ?!

You're probably joking.

Is there another Trump ?!

And also created by the Chinese?

What else did you expect from a country of raw food markets?

Be careful, Crowley.

The new Trump is awake.

Only he has the audacity to confront the Emperor Lucifer.

And when he does, the secret rule of the Illuminati over the world will come to an end.

I won't let that happen.

Your will is the law for me.

Therefore, your will will be fulfilled.

Mars. He's no good for anything.

A real hole.

But this dusty wasteland became my home for nine hundred and ninety-nine Earth years.

During this time, anyone can lose their mind.

Am I in myself, or have I lost my mind?

Have you collapsed?

Are you nuts?

Lost? Who knows?

And was I normal at all?

Something I still remember. In fits and starts.

I see them in my dreams.

Faint glimpses from a previous life.

Life in another world.

On another planet.

I was born, or rather was created ..

Someone will even say recreated ..

..almost a thousand years ago in a top-secret laboratory in China.

I still remember that place.

Faceless scientists with movements as mechanical as the machines they worked on.

Gloved hands, reaching wherever they please.

The first year of my life, I did not see human eyes, not hidden behind glasses or under a mask.

Has not touched another person not covered with a protective latex layer.

But it wasn't that bad.

I didn't want to see those goats anyway.

I was created in a Petri dish.

Then my body was improved with the latest technology.

Gave me eternal life.

But the matter did not end with immortality.

When the great war began, earthly civilization was doomed.

But for me it was just the beginning.

In the ensuing chaos, I was able to get out of the laboratory and escape.

The rest perished in the fire of the war, which they essentially helped to unleash, closing their eyes to everything.

And all their secrets perished with them.

Everyone but me.

It was not difficult to hide in a dying world.

People only cared about their own survival.

They tried to escape somehow.

We bought toilet paper, as if tomorrow never came.

I saw how my namesake was killed in cold blood and mercilessly.

And I was in danger.

I soon made it to Wenchang and hid in the cargo hold of the space shuttle.

So I flew off this radioactive planet before it was too late.

After that my ship crashed on Mars, damn it.

The days are hot and the nights are frosty.

I have no idea how to fix my spaceship.

And even if I did, I don't have the tools I need.

I like to be alone.

But after a thousand years alone, you often begin to lie on the rocks and talk to yourself.

Believe me.

These dusty rocks are my friends.

Oh yes, and also the Major.

He's a lost astronaut in space, just like me.

He found my radio frequency and we started communicating.

Only he goes crazy.

I've managed to keep my sanity.

Apparently the cloned DNA is stronger than usual.

The warp of space slowed down the Major's metabolism.

But we both know he is dying.

Several days have passed. We need to check how he is there.

How are you, Trump?

Earth is calling Major Tom.

I was reviewing Miss Universe two thousand and three here, I found an old disk.

Listen, tell me the truth.

How many of these girls have you grabbed by the pussy?

Formally, I didn't grab anyone by the pussy, Tom.

I'm not the same Donald, but just his clone.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Well .. but you have the same DNA, right?

You have to remember something.

Which of these pussies would you grab?

If I could, of course.

I don't really think about grabbing pussies, believe it or not.

Well, no, I certainly won't believe that.

But I'm not lying. Now it would be enough for me to just see a woman.

That would be great.

Yes, and don't talk.

Lately, I just think about it.

And I can't stop touching myself.

Me too, dear Tom, me too.

Okay it does not matter.

Look, I'm thinking of betting on a fight this weekend.

Tell me about this kid, Tyson.

About Tyson?

Are you talking about Iron Mike?

He ended his career a thousand years ago.

Like this?

He's only twenty years old!

I just saw you on TV together.

Are you okay, Tom?

Did you eat anything today?

No.

I don't remember the last time I ate.

But it normal.

I don't feel hungry anymore, only numbness.

Okay, glad to have a chat, Major.

We'll dock soon.

Ha, you said let's dock.

Cosmic humor.

-I like. - Bye, Tom.

See you soon, Mr. President.

The major is getting worse every day.

He's going crazy.

I don't know how much more he has left.

But sooner or later it will be gone.

Ever since I was on Mars, I have only heard Tom's voice besides mine.

I don’t know what I’ll do without him.

Conversations with him helped me to control myself.

Perhaps without him I will also start to lose my mind.

This is probably even better.

Hello, can you hear me?

Is there anyone there?

I repeat, is anyone there?

(g) Mr. Trump, do you hear?

What? Who said that?

My name is VerOuna.

I flew from afar for you.

You are very difficult to find.

Well that's all.

I was crazy, just like Tom.

You are not imagining this, Mr. Trump.

We speak through your radio.

I am now near your base.

It's safe here, the sun is high.

Let's meet.

Okay.

(g) Lord, this face ...

(g) You are the spitting image of him.

(g) How are you doing, Donald?

-Call me Trump. -Okay.

I see you are doing pretty well here on Mars.

Is this life?

Who are you?

I am Queen Veruna, leader of the Atlantean army.

Atlantis?

Strong fighters.

We've heard about you too, Trump.

Why did you come?

I want to share information with you.

I am not making a deal. This is what the original did.

This is not a deal.

You have no choice in this matter.

Yes? Then go to hell.

I thought you'd be friendlier after so many years alone.

You better not listen to the voices in your alien skull.

I am not listening.

But I am listening to ancient prophecies.

And the prophecy foretold the emergence of a powerful warrior who would destroy our oppressors, the Illuminati.

And also their leader, Aleister Crowely, and their master, Lucifer himself.

And who is this warrior?

-You are that warrior. -I?

I am not interested.

So this is your answer?

The answer to what?

To the call of your fate

No one can escape fate.

And I ran away. Twice.

I got out of the Chinese laboratory and escaped from Earth.

But you couldn't escape Mars.

And you can't run away from the prophecy.

I know what you are up to, queen.

But she attacked the wrong one.

The war is still going on, Donald.

Allied troops are fighting the armies of the Illuminati in all corners of the universe.

And you can tip the scales.

Listen, I give a shit about your war and this is your prophecy.

Commander Conrad!

What urgent news are you so eager to tell me?

Couldn't even wait for our comatose enlightenment ceremony to complete.

Sorry to interrupt, Alistair.

But our radar has detected unusual activity on Mars.

I thought you should find out.

Activity, you say?

On Mars?

This is the harshest place in the area.

It is almost impossible to live on it.

Perhaps this is the harbinger of destruction that Anubis warned about.

Should we fly to check?

Yes, comAnder.

Send a search party to set up a base on Mars.

When they have everything ready, I myself will fly and look around there.

It will be done, sir.

This is a key moment in the history of the Illuminati.

We are one step away from events that are extremely unpleasant for us.

Send a squad!

Then come to my chambers.

I want to relieve tension by experiencing my sex magic on you personally.

Yes, Alistair. I'll come soon.

I look forward to your instructions.

I know what you're waiting for, Commander.

I know very well.

Ivanka?

ИвАнка!

What a realistic dream.

Images, sounds, sensations ...

So alien, but so familiar.

Like a ghostly echo of a past life.

What the hell?

I don't like this sudden spike in activity.

When did Mars become such a popular destination?

If this Queen of Atlanteans has come to call me to war again ..

.. I'll just stick a pickaxe right between her eyes.

Our squad has landed on Mars as you ordered, Alistair.

At dawn they will start combing the surface.

Excellent Commander Conrad.

Give my order: all living organisms must be executed on the spot.

And their corpses must be brought to me for desecration.

But that's if they don't find Donald Trump.

He must be captured alive.

Report, Commander.

What is the status of the search party?

How to say...

After our last conversation with you, Alistair, I cannot contact them.

Can't you contact them ?!

What kind of Illuminati do you think I'm trying to create, Commander?

Strong, mighty, formidable!

No one in their mind would dare to oppose the Illuminati army, Alistair.

Maybe the problem is technical.

Mars has an uneven surface.

Rough?

I'll show you an uneven surface!

These soldiers will understand what service is when I spank their naked, oiled asses!

Prepare your starcruiser and assemble my guard, Commander.

You will go too.

We're going to Mars.

What the hell is going on here?

Those yesterday's soldiers obviously did not come to investigate insects and collect stones.

I'm sure of that.

They were professionals, trained and armed to the teeth.

Sooner or later, the one who sent them will realize that they are dead.

And then everything here will surely go to hell.

And I will find myself in the thick of things.

Maybe Queen VerOna isn't behind this.

Perhaps she was telling the truth.

And this damn war will get to me, whether I want to fight or not.

She left her contacts.

I'll try to get in touch.

Queen, can you hear? Welcome.

Yes, I hear, D.J.T.

Call me Trump.

I didn't expect to hear your voice after we last met.

Is everything okay?

Yes, if a bunch of dead aliens are in the refrigerator that's okay.

Illuminati foot soldiers!

Are you still on Mars?

Yes.

But I'm not alone here.

They found you! Be careful!

No matter how many there are, there will be even more.

Yes, you're right, honey.

I can see them already.

What? Where?

-You got caught? -No.

But every time I try to get out, some freak pulls me back.

I'll deal.

(g) I will notify Allied Command.

(g) Hold on, Trump!

(g) And remember, we will cover you.

(g) Trump?

Trump!

And who are you, orange fool?

You're on my territory, you deadhead.

So tell me who you are.

What?

But I asked first!

And this is where we set the rules.

Why do you think so?

And you open your eyes.

There are more of us and we are armed.

But I have money.

Money?

Do you think I would just sit on Mars with a dick in my hand?

I'm listening, tell me.

Better show me the money.

I have two million Chinese yen in my car.

One of the containers is full of money to the top.

That's right. You can take half.

How generous.

But I will ask for the sake of curiosity ...

What's stopping us from killing you and taking all the money?

Not so fast, tadpole.

Curiosity does not lead to good.

The second car has enough explosives to ... Boom!

Destroy us in the blink of an eye.

And turn Mars into stardust.

Better agree to the deal. You're here for this, aren't you?

No!

We have come for you.

Because you want to destroy the Illuminati.

Am I right, Donald Trump?

No, I'm his clone.

I don't care if you are the first generation or the fifteenth.

You will come with us.

Turn around and put your hands up.

If you insist.

Computer, turn on Trump's favorite playlist.

Board, Haru, stop the ship and get Trump on board. This is the first time I've seen such a conflicted person.

Yes, Queen VerOona.

VangArd One is ready to fly, my queen.

We have to save him.

This is the last opportunity to fulfill the prophecy.

Trump's partisan teleporter.

We act.

How are you feeling, Trump?

It tickles.

What was that?

We have materialized you in your personal ship.

And it is the Illuminati who prefer to hide.

We welcome you to the war.

I think I got myself into something.

Can't we just fuck you?

Late to send.

The prophecy is not fiction.

And it began to come true.

And what should we do now?

Now you are going to hell.

Fuck you, bitch!

Listen Trump. The prophecy says that you must go to hell, fight Lucifer and destroy the Illuminati.

It will be a long trip.

Who will pay for it?

The side of good, who else.

Allies will provide you with everything you need.

Will they provide whiskey and kubinochka?

Yes, there will be no problems with alcohol.

Is this a Cuban cigar or a girl?

Cigars.

Or you can have a girl if she can kill you.

You will receive a cigar.

I'll come back and finish you off right away.

Lucifer is waiting for you.

I trudge from modern technology.

When I lived on Earth, we didn't have this.

What is that button?

Uhuuuu! It's been a long time since I rode with the breeze.

This ship is a work of art.

It feels like I'm tapping my fingers on the keys. While a long-legged beauty in a red dress lies on the lid of a mahogany piano.

But it would be even cooler if I turned this cruiser, flew away to another nebula.

And I would live there happily ever after.

That in my case, kiss, bitch, eternity.

Even heaven can get boring.

Don't give a fuck. I love conflicts. Let's see what's with this incomprehensible prophecy.

Hell, you have no idea what awaits you.

Are you saying Donald Trump is alive?

Not really, the prince of Kali.

However, the Chinese Trump Clone is fine.

And through him, you can fulfill the prophecy.

We have not received such great news since the Illuminati left the Milky Way after being defeated in battle two thousand four hundred and fifty-seven.

I agree with you, princess. Perhaps this will change the state of affairs.

I will poison my best soldier, Jack Van Helsing. He will provide Trump with everything he needs.

VerUNa, if all goes well, it will cement the Allies' victory and save the human race.

God forbid, princess.

Hopefully.

We need to talk.

We have already discussed this.

What did you discuss?

You said I can't keep my dick in my pants.

And I was right.

Are you flirting?

No.

Then who knows.

Need your help. There is one thing.

I even got up a little.

I'm sure one of Dr. Jekyll's nurses will help you.

No thanks. They just need to get an injection.

This is their job.

You also have a job.

And it would be great if you weren't distracted from her.

What do you wan't from me?

Trump in space.

If we provide him with a safe flight to Hell, the prophecy will come true.

Trump?

Which Donald?

But I thought ...

Donald Second Sample. This is a Chinese clone with the same character, pressure and determination.

He was hiding on Mars. And now he is ready to go to Hell.

As for me, the deal is dubious.

Your opinion is not important here. Trump flies to Hell on an Illuminati cruiser.

Your ship is ready to take off.

Meet with him and agree. Your task is to protect him at all costs.

Is this a deadly mission?

It's up to you to decide, Van Helsing. Stop joking, fly to business.

I love to finish and joke.

The ship is in the fourth compartment.

Can I park my ship in your compartment?

As soon as you finish, fly out.

I love when you say all sorts of vulgarities.

When you finish, fly out.

This endless war is so exhausting.

How long will it continue?

The Illuminati have been bullying us for thousands of years.

I'm a fucking clone myself. I wonder if the real Van Helsing had to do this shit?

Mars isn't such a bad option.

Peace and quiet.

I think it won't be difficult to contain the local critters. They will see a torch and scatter.

Or maybe Trump and I are losing ground?

He will take my place in the army.

And I will retire on the Red Planet.

I'm sure he has it luxurious there.

Life is not easy for soldiers. I can't even believe that I have held out so much.

On that day, the Allies almost came to an end.

And the dragons were put in cages.

I'm not sure who is more fortunate.

Our detachment was defeated.

We were almost erased from the face of the galaxy.

We cannot afford to take such risks.

In this game, the cost of defeat is the extinction of the entire species.

Van Helsing . go to the fourth compartment. I repeat, go to the fourth compartment.

I heard you, doll.

Did you see what this son of a bitch did on Mars, Comrade Comrade?

Clones can't teleport like that, Alistair.

Someone helped him.

Yes! But this help is definitely not enough for him.

I'm turning on the detection system to kill Donald Trump.

And any Ally that gets in our way will be immediately destroyed, without warning.

Don't worry, Alistair, we'll find him soon.

He's not only the most hated person in the universe. He's also the ugliest.

Smoked.

Exactly.

There is no hiding place for this subtlety from us.

We'll find it any minute and fry it.

Although, he is already with a ruddy crust.

I completely agree!

Tell me, commander.

Have you ever tasted human flesh?

Tenderloin marinated in spices and fried until tender.

No, I haven't tried it.

Then a pleasant and delicious surprise awaits you.

Glad you're finally out, Van Helsing.

I thought you decided to run away.

Goes down the path to the toilet.

Understand.

Be careful.

And don't forget that the stakes are high.

They are always high.

Not by that much.

Thanks to Trump, we have a chance to end the war and enter a new era of truce.

We are all ready to give our lives for any, even the smallest, victory. But Trump is not like that.

He is part of the prophecy.

Let's hope he is more fortunate than the real Donald.

This is where you come in handy.

Just try not to fuck anyone there, okay?

I will try.

But I fly without panties.

Thanks for the pants.

The main thing is not to be distracted.

Your task is to find the new head of the Illuminati army, Aleister Crowley.

Bring him to us alive.

Alive?

How boring it is.

Obey orders, soldier.

During the conflict between good and evil, we destroyed so many leaders of the Illuminati that we could have buried the entire moon cemetery with them.

But in place of the severed head, a new one grows. Their new leaders continue the war.

But this time we will destroy the Illuminati from within.

Do not understand what you talking about.

The experimental serum Dr. Jekyll was working on. This serum is capable of changing ideologies and suppressing intentions.

As well as a glass of bourbon.

Find Crowley, take him to the main center, and he will be our first test subject.

If we can get him to order his troops to retreat and Trump gets to hell and fulfills the prophecy,

we will finally win this never-ending war.

Maybe at least then it will fall on me.

Help me to make the universe at peace, and I will give you what you want.

Great motivation.

Be careful. Radars can't see you, so don't expect reinforcements.

I can handle it.

I have a backup plan.

Just for such cases.

Mr Trump, I must admit, I'm surprised. I was sure that you would turn the ship around and go to another nebula.

I thought about it.

No doubt.

But know

that the prophecy is more important than the life of the clone.

You hold a special place in the history of our Universe.

You are much more important than your predecessor, whose only achievement was that he became the President of the United States.

This asshole made a splash, didn't he?

Not that word.

Now imagine what a sensation YOU will make.

He was a hated villain, and you will become everyone's favorite hero.

It's hard to refuse after that.

As you know, I don’t throw words to the wind.

I'll do anything, queen.

And no Illuminati troops will stop me.

Good to hear from you, Mr. Trump.

Let's fight them.

My hellish Clowley.

Yes.

Lucifer.

Talk to me. Oh Mighty Beast.

And my loyal hands will fulfill any of your orders.

Here's what I will do.

When the time comes, I will call all the damned of this universe, and they will give the Allies a nightmare that they never dreamed of.

We will not spare anyone. We will fry the hearts and livers of all these Saints in tongues of hellfire. And this will last until the end of the centuries.

May your will be done.

Oh Great Lucifer.

I will serve you faithfully.

These pathetic nonentities, like their worthless god, are fools.

And like all other fools, they will appear before you when you ask for it.

This I promise you, oh Lord.

Go, my son.

Bring hellfire with you.

And for that you will take your place in hell, at my feet.

I must say you have huge legs, my lord.

As the blasphemous Bible says:

And you fell from the sky, day, son of the dawn! Lucifer!

And you crashed on the ground, trampling the peoples

And he said in his heart: I will ascend to heaven,

I will exalt my throne above the stars of God!

I think I missed the party.

Bigfoot knows how to come off.

I'm combing the wreckage, maybe he's lying around drunk somewhere.

I will turn it over so that it does not choke.

And then choking on vomit is not the best death.

Van Helsing.

We haven't seen you for a long time, buddy

What's new?

The member is just as big.

I would suggest you have a drink, but we've already consumed everything.

If you were late, okay.

But you didn't make it to the party at all.

Sorry, Foote. I'm not here to hang out.

How?

And then why did you come?

I'm on a mission.

And I could use a bully.

Chaos, blood and guts?

Fuck you! I'm in!

I was counting on you.

Drove

I didn't think we'd have to drive through a meteor shower, Van Helsing.

Relax, buddy. I know what I do.

Glad to hear.

An oversight of one millimeter, and certain death awaits us.

What words have you learned!

It seems like someone read the dictionary.

What can I say.

In the past, brute strength and large cocks were prized.

And right now, give the heifers smart yeti.

Okay, next time I'll bring myself thesAurus.

In short, look.

We're flying through a meteor shower because that way we won't be spotted by radars.

We'll surprise Aleister Clowley and hijack his ship.

Let's get into the center of his Illuminati army. And we will take into custody.

Why can't you just smash his head off like it's a rotten watermelon?

I'd love to, believe me.

But I was ordered to capture him, not eliminate him.

Well, okay. Let it be.

That's it, I can see the main center of the Illuminati on radar.

Don't take a break from the course, I'll board.

Come on quickly.

What are you doing there?

With these drisches and the child will cope.

Die.

Sorry for the delay, Foote.

I wanted to call you, but I figured it out.

If you want to have some fun, there is no one on the lower deck of the loader.

I approach the command center.

It will be fun.

Be back soon.

How was your meeting with Emperor Lucifer, Alistair?

Everything went well, commander.

Under the government of our master, a great new dawn awaits us.

We will be dexterous and cruel, like a dark-skinned savage who posted a pale-faced young maiden in the forest.

Where no soul will see her and no one will hear her heart-rending cries.

How cool you are.

Hey. Who's there?

You're finished, Crowley.

How did the two Allies manage to bypass our security system?

It was not difficult, Crowley.

I did it alone.

Find new helpers, chump.

Kiss my ass, Neanderthal.

Let's not insult. You will now go to the Allied command center. I advise you to do as they ask.

We grabbed your ass, Crawley.

Yes, I would only be glad of that, handsome.

They seem to have realized that their leader has been kidnapped, Van Helsing.

Soon they will sit on our tail.

And let it go. We will soon disappear into the meteor shower.

I want to tell the princess the news.

Great news, princess. We have it.

Crowley in our vault.

The Illuminati snake is decapitated.

Great news, Van Helsing.

We should celebrate this. But it's too early to rejoice.

First you must return safe and sound.

I'm already flying, beauty.

You haven't called me that for a long time.

Get used to it. Each new assignment reminds me of what a special person you are, Kali.

True?

True. And when you're on top, you ride to the last.

I know.

I see she is still the same shy.

And do not talk.

So we found the main center of the Illuminati.

Like a hovering bee hive.

There are many bad people there.

Pathetic and worthless fools

I have the opportunity to prove to the whole universe that even after thousands of years, Trump mania still exists and has no equal.

You bastards will get you from me now. Get ready!

Suck, you venal cranks.

Oh oh.

Thank you, Queen. I could use an Ally right now.

Anything you ask for, Trump.

Be strong. My best troops have flown to you.

I did everything that was required of me.

Time to rest.

The Allied Command Center is the best ship in the galaxy.

They always have a full refrigerator.

I smell the fried beef.

And salad.

And lasagna!

I can't wait to try it all.

Welcome to the Allied Command Center.

I hope the handcuffs didn't press hard?

I like it when the handcuffs crush me, creature!

Watch your tongue, bitch. I'm not going to shove my fist in your ass.

Another tempting offer.

Come on, handsome.

I won't beat around the bush, Alistair.

The injection Dr. Jekil gave you when you arrived will work soon.

Your task is simple.

Give up the Illuminati and all their atrocities.

And order your army to retreat and surrender. Immediately.

You want me to indulge you, slut.

Why should I help you?

Because you have no choice.

The serum running through your veins is an experimental drug that will make you suggestible and unable to resist.

You will forget about your own motives and intentions.

Shorter, bitch.

Another insult and you are covered.

You better do as I ask, because soon you will have no choice.

You do it and we will take you to JEKILL's lab to inject you with an antidote.

An antidote?

Why do I need some kind of antidote?

Because this is an experimental drug.

So experimental that we don't know what effect it has on the body.

A large dose of the drug will make you say everything the owner asks you to.

But..

the drug circulating through your veins can be fatal.

Do you think I'm afraid of death?

I am death!

I'm not averse to reuniting with my master, Lucifer.

I will return to this world three times stronger!

It sucks.

Princess Kali, Trump is at the main Illuminati center. He is ready to fulfill the prophecy.

But he came under fire and needs help.

Did you really think it would be that simple, you freaks?

It wasn't hard to grab you, bitch.

VerUra, send me the coordinates and I will send troops there.

We'll be there soon.

Get it, you bastards!

Hello Mr. Trump.

I am Princess Kali the Great. Leader of the intergalactic allied army.

Hello lady.

I'm calling to let you know that my soldiers have already departed.

We've got you covered, don't worry.

Excellent.

It seems to me that a luxurious body is hidden under your suit.

Would you like to have dinner somewhere later?

I'm going to fight, Kali.

We are behind the enemy troops, but we are ready to fight to the death.

I hope you don't have to.

Thank you, VerUNa.

Attention, the Illuminati army.

This is Princess Kali, head of the Allied forces.

You are surrounded.

Your commander-in-chief has surrendered.

You have nowhere to run. And you can't hide.

Surrender and we will spare you.

If you choose to fight, we will send you straight to hell.

And you want to scare us with that?

Are you seriously?

For the Illuminati, Hell is home.

We are uncomfortable in his flames.

We warm our legs in its smoldering coals.

YOU should be afraid, Crawley.

It's time for you to talk to your army.

You know what to tell them.

I have forgotten something.

It seems that your genius doctor is not so genius.

Can I take a nap for now?

Let's force it.

Don't, Van Helsing.

We gave him the opportunity.

Let the serum stop his heart.

Go to the control center.

Time to end this.

- I like this climate. - (g) I know.

When it's over, the climate will be different.

Oh, you little slut.

I like women like that.

- What is it? - Fuck off, slug.

Daddy will easily scatter you in the wind, strong one.

But let's get this over with.

Memorize well the words of the Beast.

My enemies, we will not be quiet.

Damn it, that was an accurate hit!

We cannot see them all.

Look, the Atlanteans are already here!

We must defeat these bastards for the prophecy to come true at last.

Got it.

They will go to hell anyway.

They gave them refuge on Earth.

How else.

Look Trump, they're already on Earth.

I thought so.

Listen, these guys call me the Beacon.

This is a world of clerks, lawyers, fake deals and false accusations.

Cunning tactics and bubbling volcanoes.

I speak like a clone to a clone: we are fighting for life.

He's right, Trump, the Earth is no longer good for anything.

There is nothing but devastation and a deadly climate.

If only Dubai is excluded.

Dubai? What's wrong with Dubai?

There's an entrance to hell.

It explains everything.

It looks so beautiful from here.

No one will say that there was the end of the world.

Something in this form reminds me very much.

As if I've done it before.

Since the forty-ninth year.

An international secret laboratory sent a man into space in capsules.

Some found out about this, others did not know.

Whether this goal was justified or not is no longer so important.

By the time the USSR sent people into orbit in the 61st year ..

Dozens of test subjects were already in space.

Some never came back, but some were lucky.

And dreamed of the end.

Some of the capsules from this experiment still exist.

The silent biological bomb has survived its generation ...

For all of us who were conceived in a Petri dish.

I've always wondered if Mayor Tom has resolved this issue.

Walled up and forgot about them, or ..

They pressed a button and the planet became shit.

For a thousand years I've been thinking about this.

And every time I wanted to ask him.

I should have asked.

But it's too late.

What a strange life after all.

Oh shit.

Commander Magnus was beaten, Kali.

He ... he died.

Let them fail!

These bastards will pay.

All allies of the battle, listen to my voice.

Attack the main ship of the Illuminati.

Don't feel sorry for anyone! Use all the ammo!

The party seems to be starting.

I will jump into the pool at least once.

And then I'll show these freaks when I'm dry.

I got you.

Combat small ships are ready to attack.

The exit will take place in three ..

Two, one.

Here she is, sweet mother earth in all its glory.

Here she is my girl.

And it doesn't matter who is more important, you or me.

Why ask questions, logic already prevails, and thoughts are in my head.

Let's just be incognito.

And disguise will not hurt.

But when I find her ..

She will be powerful ..

Foolish and merciless.

A ship from the great war.

The end of all lives.

The end of dreams and the collapse of hopes.

This planet has never been able to recover.

As the top leaders promised.

And my name is on this list.

Another one lay at the bottom of the grape warriors.

Broken in front of their leader.

Nothing but names. It is now a concrete wall.

The wall has long been destroyed and lies somewhere on the remains of the world.

I wonder if the real Donald Trump would have accepted peace and balance on Earth.

Would Social Media Rebel?

Or would they even give a shit about that?

New York City.

I'm not bad.

That was not the role, but ...

But I still get goosebumps when I see him.

I smell victory.

This place has captured my dreams from the moment I was born.

Perhaps something in the genes woke up.

The apple falls not far from the apple tree.

Or is it falling?

Hey, did you just come?

O yes.

I just came.

- And you? - I?

No, I've been here for thirty-five years.

Can you believe it? One and the same job.

This is madness.

You haven't seen madness yet.

Madness comes with the night.

They are all in chains and have full control of the dungeon.

You won't want to see it, I'm sure of it.

They will kill you and dismember you in just ten seconds.

I will remember that.

In the meantime, can you help me?

Sure.

With pleasure.

Do you know anything about the Illuminati?

Illuminati?

Nobody contacts them.

Contact them and you are dead.

Have the instructions been followed, sir?

I have documented all of the cloned human DNA that has been in use for thousands of years.

I launched copies of copies and combined all the remaining particles of all living things.

Great job nine seven five nine zero three five.

Finally, the entire human spirit, all human essence ..

And human energy is in my hands.

The era of Lucifer will finally rule!

The great ruler, the god of this universe, is finally sitting on the battery of humanity.

This is the first time in the history of the universe.

I am honored to serve you, sir.

Glory, Satan!

We will not be able to withstand such destruction.

It's time to turn on the death machine.

Release the Hammer of God!

Are you sure princess?

The hammer of God cannot be stopped.

There will be no turning back.

Bolt is right, princess.

The hammer of God is the last weapon.

The hammer of God!

What terrible weapon do you allies have?

Sounds like a piercing, combat, throbbing lethal weapon.

- Can I do this? - Fuck off, Crawley.

I'm trying.

What I love most is destruction, cruelty, and a good ending.

Even if it threatens itself.

I will not repeat it twice.

Release the Hammer of God.

As you say, princess.

God help us all.

Companions, a great victory awaits us.

The end of our cowardly enemies is already near, as the hour of our victory is near.

We, soldiers of the Illuminati, will soon enter the bright era of Lucifer.

Everything that remains on earth will be in our hands, this also applies to humanity.

We will be the last immortals among these bags of bones.

We will finally occupy all territories and become kings and queens.

Yes, we, together with the almighty angel of light, will end this era and begin a new one.

And every Illuminati boy will be reunited in the promised land of hell.

There we will burn forever as the immortals of all time.

It is you again?

Again? We have met?

Sure.

You were the fastest of all and I dreamed of seeing you leave.

I always thought there was only one way ticket.

And where did I go?

Obviously not too far.

What do you want, arrogant asshole?

Hey listen .. Lucifer, I suppose?

I'm not Lucifer to you, DJ.

Call me Trump.

And listen, you, of course, recognized me, but I'm not who you think I am.

I myself know who and what you are.

And since you are so sure that you are free from circumstances as a clone, then listen to me, DJ.

You're wrong.

I said call me Trump.

What happened to you, disabled person?

Very funny, smart guy.

As you know, I lost my legs thousands of years ago.

Fighting these fucking candidates for the spot.

Candidates? The ones that rule hell?

I am impressed.

He said it himself. In the end I will be left alone, as I used to.

Now their souls are mine forever!

Creepy.

You liked it.

Not sure if this is the correct word.

But this is not so important.

I go down to collect taxes.

This pact with the Illuminati is over, devil.

Really? And how did you get to this, clone?

I am a prophecy, a disabled person. It's time to collect the cashier.

Stop.

The main weapon of the Illuminati ship is aiming at us Kali.

We can destroy them once and for all.

Bolt, Heru, shoot now!

Yes, princess.

Yes!

Someone is lucky even at night.

We did it.

No more Illuminati.

Congratulations, allies.

Enjoy while you can, you brat.

Evil never dies.

This war will end when Lucifer is victorious.

He is in charge, he is in command!

And even in moments of suffering ..

He is waiting for the moment when he will finally be reborn.

Will be reborn! Will be reborn!

We will remember this.

In the meantime, you're behind bars, get your shit together, Crawley.

And I don't mind.

What, disgusting?

What, got some bad news?

Get used to it, disabled person.

I would pack my bags if I were you.

And go where it is cooler, then at least the brains will work.

Do you think your side will win?

You haven't done anything, just complain a lot.

The Illuminati will bring their own retribution.

Instead of waving your fists and cursing my name ..

I would rebuild Jeff Plaza and the casino.

You have no idea what lies ahead, DJ.

You better collect whatever help you can.

All demons of the sixth dimension, hear my cry.

All demons of the sixth dimension, listen to my words.

All spirits of the sixth dimension prepare for the final battle.

And bring death to those who are against me.

Go to our enemies - this is an order!

Dark gods come to us.

Amon, Euronimus, Jormungand.

Mora, Lukis, Turu six six.

Jada Koo and the Milky Way Galaxy.

Prepare your vengeance.

I will destroy your enemies for you, Lucifer.

And I will plunge you into the warm blood of your enemies with the help of my titan command.

I'm the scary monster of the universe.

Heard the call and ready for action.

Nothing will stop me, except for the complete destruction of your enemies.

All for fame and fortune.

My strength in the full moon will serve as a benefit against his enemies and in his name.

Our great father from hell.

Your order will be carried out by my hand.

The Grand Duke will triumph.

And I will stand to the last.

I don't believe it's over.

We did it.

The Illuminati are destroyed, and the Earth is finally at rest.

For the first time in a long time, the land is calm.

The times have come that I never dreamed of.

It will take some getting used to.

I wish it had happened earlier.

We need a plan for the future, at least some.

But what does this mean for humanity?

Where do we go now?

We still need a suitable climate.

We are still lost in space.

Time is running out, fuel is running out.

There is still a little left.

But still it will not burn out to the end.

What are you doing, princess?

About the end. I thought you already went to bed.

No, I'm getting ready for round two.

- Things are good? - (g) Yes, yes.

- (g) I just thought as always. - Thought?

Better go to sleep, take a break from this.

So this is how it will be.

Have you decided to call all the assistants?

Do you think you will win yet?

Thinking about the earth, the sky, the meaning of life and all kinds of shit?

Sure.

I am your lord, the fallen angel Lucifer.

What did you expect?

Let's say ..

I expected wisdom at least.

Wisdom? Do you want wisdom?

I will show you wisdom.

I am down here, they are up there, I will never stop destroying them, and they will never stop wanting to destroy me.

The biggest question is, which side are you on, DJ?

Call me Trump.

I tell everyone, even those who hate and worship.

Happy New Year.

Work hard, be smart and remember ..

The winner will take care of everything.

Where the hell is global warming when it should be?

And then they will want to blame me. This is not necessary.

The best president.

Another false news. There will be no end to them.

Another chat, another chat, one more chat, one more chat.

Another chat.

Another false news. There will be no end to them.

Another chat.

Where the hell is global warming when it should be?

I tell everyone, even those who hate and worship.

Another false news. There will be no end to them.

Another chat, another chat, one more chat, one more chat.

Another false news. There will be no end to them.

Another false news. There will be no end to them, there will be no end to them.