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[ wind howling ]
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[ knife scraping, chopping ]
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- I love how French it
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sounds -- "en papillote."
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I just made potted meat
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Bernadette.
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- It's just a piece of paper.
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- I wanted to try something
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new.
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- Marybelle, what did you make?
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- Just a dessert.
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Probably won't be as good as
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yours.
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- Sug, we need to get a move
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on.
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- Well, let me cut it open
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first.
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Watch the steam, girls.
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This thing is gonna be hot.
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[ Delores Johnson's
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"Try Me One Time" plays ]
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- ♪ If your love refuses
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to kiss you sometime ♪
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♪ Don't worry
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♪ Don't worry
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♪ Come try one of mine
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♪ For it's your love I'm
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waiting for ♪
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♪ Now and forever more
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♪ Come try
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♪ Just try me one time
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♪ Mmm, if your love should leave
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you and you're all alone ♪
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♪ Don't worry
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♪ Don't worry
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♪ Just pick up the phone
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♪ I promise that I'll be there
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♪ Whenever you wish to call E ♪
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♪ Just try
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♪ Please try me one time
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♪ If your biggest problem
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♪ Is finding someone to love
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♪ Don't worry
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♪ Oh, my darling
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♪ It's you I'm thinking of
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♪ If your love refuses
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to hold you sometime ♪
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♪ Don't beg her
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♪ Don't you beg her
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♪ Just try
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♪ Try one of mine
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♪ I will hold you so close
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to me ♪
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♪ I'll love you so tenderly
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♪ Just try
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♪ Please try me one time
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Mm-mm-mm-mmm, mm-mmm
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♪ Me one time
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Mm-mm-mm-mmm, mm-mmm
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♪ Me one time
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♪ Ooh, oh-Ooh
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♪ Try me one time
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- Jesus, it's armageddon out
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here.
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Let's mix up some daiquiris.
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- Ooh.
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- Now, be nice.
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But I wanted to try something
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new.
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I used that meat spread with the
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little devil on the front.
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- Do you even know what's in
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that stuff?
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- And instead of flour and
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milk, I just plopped in two cans
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of cream of mushroom.
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You're so right, Sugar.
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- Condensed soup.
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That's what we've got here --
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Solid soup.
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[ both laugh ]
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- Why not have a potluck on
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Sunday night?
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With none of our husbands going
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to work on Monday because of the
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holidays, it might be a nice
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change.
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But to make it more exciting, we
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could have a contest.
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We could each bring a dish, and
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we can let our husbands be the
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judges.
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- I don't know.
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- I can't win against you guys.
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- Finally some action around
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here.
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I've got a trick or two up my
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sleeve.
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- You've got a trick or two up
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your skirt.
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- Ladies, the war is on.
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- Marybelle?
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[ light laughter ]
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Yay!
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- Yay!
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[ The Lovettes'
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"Little Miss Soul" plays ]
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- ♪ Ooh
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- ♪ Ooh
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- ♪ They call her miss soul
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- ♪ Sing it, girl, with a
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little bit of soul now ♪
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- ♪ Ooh
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- ♪ Ooh
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- ♪ They call her miss soul
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- ♪ If it's love that you
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need ♪
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♪ Won't you call me, baby?
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♪ I think I'm just your speed
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♪ So please call me, baby
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♪ If you call and by some chance
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you can't get through ♪
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♪ Well, leave your name and your
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number and I'll call you ♪
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- ♪ I'll call you
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- Well, hello, neighbors.
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Come on in.
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- Pleasure.
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- Kitty.
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Mwah!
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The old lady's in the room,
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fixing up.
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- All right.
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- Well, hello, Jerome.
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- Hi. Great to see you, doll.
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- You make a beautiful man,
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Jerome.
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[ smooches ]
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And Les.
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[ door closes ]
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Hey, do you golf?
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You should come play some holes
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with sterling and me sometime.
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- Well --
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- Great! We'll play tomorrow.
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Pick you up at 9:00.
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Maximilian.
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And Marybelle. Mwah.
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- Conrad.
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- Good.
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Hey, why don't you all mix up
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some martinis, and I'll go get
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the old ball and chain?
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Be back in two shakes.
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- Max.
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- Sterling.
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- You're looking fit.
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- Mm.
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- You been working out?
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- Oh, you know, just running
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and messing a little with the
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weights.
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[ chuckling ] Burt.
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- Maximilian.
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Wow.
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Wow, Florene, you look
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fantastic.
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- Why, thank you, darling.
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Where are the girls?
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- Kitchen.
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- So, uh, Leslie, you still
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working at the university?
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- Yes, he's still answering the
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president's phone.
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- I like mine a little dirtier.
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- Ahh.
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- Uh, you got it.
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- Hey!
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You been messing with my stuff.
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- Not tonight, Connie.
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We've got company.
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- Tweezers are upside down.
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You've been using them on your
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eyeb-- Fucking hair on them.
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Don't touch my fucking shit.
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You know better than that.
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- When I was 5, my mother told
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me I was adopted and she handed
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me a bucket and some cleaning
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supplies and she told me to get
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to work.
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I wrote my first poem that day.
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- Good evening, ladies.
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- Sug.
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[ both smooch ]
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- I'm telling a story.
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- Oh, excuse me.
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- I scribbled it on a piece of
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toilet paper in between
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scrubbing the pot.
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It went like this -- "Dreams are
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candy, and mothers are dark
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smears on white porcelain."
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[ laughs ]
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I wrote a poem every day since,
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a poem for every day of my life.
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I would write while washing the
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dishes or polishing the silver
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or cleaning the vomit off the
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carpet after one of my mother's
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nightly binges.
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Let's just say I grew up in the
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perfect environment for a poet
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to thrive.
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- What the hell are you talking
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about?
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You don't even know what
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a poem is.
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- She's getting her poetry
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straight from the bottle.
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- I got started early.
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- Child prodigy, a poet and a
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drunk by the age of 5.
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- [ sighs ]
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- God.
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- We're gonna have fun tonight.
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I can feel it.
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- Yesterday movie legend
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Judy Garland was found dead in
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the bathroom of her rented
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Chelsea London house.
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- Good lord.
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- The coroner stressed that
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there was no evidence to Suggest
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she had committed suicide.
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Even so, a British specialist
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who had attended Garland said
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she had been living on borrowed
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time, due to cirrhosis of the
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liver.
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Garland had turned 47 just 12
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days prior to her death.
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Her "Wizard of Oz" costar
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Ray Bolger commented, saying --
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And I quote -- "She just plain
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wore out."
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- I always loved
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"The Wizard of Oz."
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- 47? That's too young.
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- That's too bad.
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- We saw her at Carnegie Hall.
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- ♪ I love you
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♪ Ooh, baby, baby
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♪ I heard
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- Is it time to eat yet?
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- ♪ You had another girl
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- My friends, here it is, the
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first round of what will be
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many.
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- [ imitating gunfire ]
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C-C-C-C-Casserole wars!
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[ laughter ]
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- And the inventor of tonight's
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winning dish will receive this
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groovy t-shirt!
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- My father gave me a t-shirt
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for my fifth birthday that read
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"Daddy's little question mark."
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- I don't know why we can't
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just have a dinner party.
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I hate this competition stuff.
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- You know deep down inside
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you're not gonna win.
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- Jerome.
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- Okay, honey, she's just
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jealous you're a better cook.
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- Oh.
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- Dehydrated food and powder.
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Am I supposed to believe an
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astronaut can survive on Tang?
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- Get with the reds.
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I need food.
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- Oh, Florene's hungry.
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We better get on with it.
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- Well, is everybody ready?
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On your marks...
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Get set...
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And eat!
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[ The Tren-Teens'
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"Your Yah-Yah is Gone" plays ]
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- ♪ You were sitting in your
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yah-yah ♪
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♪ Waiting for your wah-wah
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♪ She was out a-havin' a ball
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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♪ You were sitting in your
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yah-yah ♪
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♪ Waiting for your wah-Wah
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♪ She was out a-Havin' a ball
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♪ Should have been worried
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[ indistinct singing ]
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♪ She was out a-havin' a ball
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♪ Had you gotten out your
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yah-yah ♪
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♪ And looking for your wah-wah
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- Before we dig in, I'd like us
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all to raise our glasses.
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To Sugar -- Thank you for
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organizing this event.
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- Sugar!
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- To Sugar.
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- To Sugar.
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- Sugar!
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- Sugar!
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- Oleo, Burt?
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Why do they call it oleo when
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it's really margarine?
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What the hell is oleo?
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- Remember in "All About Eve"
323
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when Bette Davis bites into that
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raw green onion?
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I'm currently having that same
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experience.
327
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- I don't know.
328
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You know, I feel better if I
329
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line the pan with foil.
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Call it a quirk.
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[ laughter ]
332
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Is a pimento a pepper?
333
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- Oh, no, a pimento's not a
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pepper.
335
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- A pepper's a vegetable.
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- Pimento is a pepper.
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- Yeah.
338
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- You know, I always thought
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Dr. Pepper was a real person.
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- [ laughs ]
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- Turns out he's not.
342
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[ laughter ]
343
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- Big piece of gristle in this
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one.
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- Not Sugar's.
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- You know, I couldn't
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personally eat sweetbreads.
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It's the brains, right?
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- Thymus.
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- Thymus.
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- Mm-Hmm.
352
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- Yes, it is.
353
00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,256
- What the hell is a thymus?
354
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- It's a -- It's a gland in
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your neck.
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- I don't have a thymus.
357
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- I mean in the calf's neck.
358
00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:16,865
- Oh, no, not a calf.
359
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That's horrible.
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I could never eat a baby.
361
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- Hands down the strangest
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thing about us is that none
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of us have had babies.
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Some of us should have had
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children.
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- [ clears throat ]
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- [ sighs ]
368
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- [ sniffs ]
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Wow.
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Okay.
371
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With four votes, the winner
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tonight is...
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[ hands tap, fingers snap ]
374
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...The salmon en "pappalot."
375
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- Oh!
376
00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:13,088
- [ chuckles ]
377
00:12:13,121 --> 00:12:15,256
- It's "salmon en papillote."
378
00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:16,858
- The t-shirt.
379
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- Wow.
380
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[ chuckles ]
381
00:12:19,627 --> 00:12:21,062
Look.
382
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- You win.
383
00:12:22,363 --> 00:12:22,998
- Yes.
384
00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:23,932
- Here, Connie, this one's
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for you.
386
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- To the salmon!
387
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,202
- I bet what happened is that
388
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everyone burned their mouths on
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the first bite and their taste
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buds were useless because that
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was definitely not the best dish
392
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tonight.
393
00:12:33,975 --> 00:12:34,509
- No.
394
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- I'm sorry.
395
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,211
It was not the best dish
396
00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:36,912
tonight.
397
00:12:36,945 --> 00:12:37,946
- Jerome, you don't have to be
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so defensive about it.
399
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- Jerome has written a note --
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"the salmon tastes like a
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spoonful of cunt."
402
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- [ laughing ] Jerome!
403
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[ laughter ]
404
00:12:47,388 --> 00:12:49,557
- Jerome.
405
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You can't say that word.
406
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You can't say that word out
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loud.
408
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- You know, honey, there isn't
409
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a word like that for men,
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though -- Cunt.
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- Maximilian Beedum!
412
00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,567
- I'm just saying there isn't a
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derogatory term for men as ugly
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as "cunt."
415
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- Stop saying it.
416
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- Well, if you think about it,
417
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"pencil dick" is pretty damn
418
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bad.
419
00:13:06,774 --> 00:13:07,408
- Nah, "pencil dick" doesn't
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have the same hard-consonant
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sounds and the abruptness of the
422
00:13:11,446 --> 00:13:13,281
word "cunt."
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"Cunt" is a mighty word.
424
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[ laughter ]
425
00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:21,256
- How about "You are a fag"?
426
00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:23,058
- Oh, she's got it.
427
00:13:23,091 --> 00:13:24,993
That's it -- The ugly "ah"
428
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sound, followed by the hard
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"guh."
430
00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:29,530
"Fag."
431
00:13:29,564 --> 00:13:30,932
"Fag."
432
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,533
- It's a loaded word, man,
433
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,135
a loaded word.
434
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F-A-G is the awfulest.
435
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I mean, it's much worse than
436
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that word "cunt."
437
00:13:39,207 --> 00:13:40,675
- That's bullshit, Sterling.
438
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,143
- No, it is worse.
439
00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:43,711
F-A-G is to question our
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masculinity, the very essence of
441
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who men are.
442
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"Cunt" just refers to your --
443
00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:50,151
- Baby funnel?
444
00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:52,553
[ laughter ]
445
00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:54,155
- I sometimes think men are the
446
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stupidest creatures to walk the
447
00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:56,357
face of the Earth.
448
00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:57,058
I really do.
449
00:13:57,092 --> 00:13:59,560
- Oh, but I just love saying
450
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:00,962
dirty words.
451
00:14:00,996 --> 00:14:02,964
Fuck, yes, I do.
452
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:05,100
Repeat after me, ladies and
453
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,101
gentlemen.
454
00:14:06,134 --> 00:14:08,569
[ clears throat ]
455
00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:10,171
Shit.
456
00:14:10,205 --> 00:14:12,240
- Together: Shit!
457
00:14:12,273 --> 00:14:13,708
- [ laughs ]
458
00:14:13,741 --> 00:14:15,510
- Fuck.
459
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,212
- Together: Fuck!
460
00:14:17,245 --> 00:14:20,048
[ laughter ]
461
00:14:20,081 --> 00:14:22,183
- Cocksucker.
462
00:14:22,217 --> 00:14:25,720
- Together: Cocksucker!
463
00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:27,588
[ laughter ]
464
00:14:27,622 --> 00:14:28,589
- Felt good.
465
00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:31,526
[ laughter ]
466
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:33,194
- Marybelle, try it.
467
00:14:33,228 --> 00:14:34,395
It feels good.
468
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:35,396
[ laughter ]
469
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,131
- Try it!
470
00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:36,631
- Try it!
471
00:14:36,664 --> 00:14:38,499
- Come on!
472
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:39,767
- Shit.
473
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,237
[ laughter ]
474
00:14:46,507 --> 00:14:48,076
- Na zdorov'e.
475
00:14:48,109 --> 00:14:50,545
- Together: Na zdorov'e!
476
00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:52,347
- Well, should we play a game?
477
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,082
- No, let's just put on some
478
00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:54,782
tunes and go.
479
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:56,484
- How about we play Agnew's
480
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,353
favorite, "Pin the blame on the
481
00:14:58,386 --> 00:14:59,020
donkey?"
482
00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:01,222
- Has everyone here played
483
00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:02,557
Railroad Tracks?
484
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,224
- What's that?
485
00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:04,625
Honey, have we played that?
486
00:15:04,659 --> 00:15:05,526
- No.
487
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,228
- Burt, I love it.
488
00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:09,530
- When I was 13, I got molested
489
00:15:09,564 --> 00:15:12,500
on some railroad tracks by an
490
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,269
albino.
491
00:15:14,302 --> 00:15:16,637
The moon made his skin glow so
492
00:15:16,671 --> 00:15:17,338
brightly.
493
00:15:17,372 --> 00:15:19,774
I just pretended I was having
494
00:15:19,807 --> 00:15:21,576
sex with a light bulb.
495
00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:22,643
[ hiccups ]
496
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,379
- That's charming, Flo.
497
00:15:24,412 --> 00:15:25,780
- [ laughs ]
498
00:15:25,813 --> 00:15:27,782
- Railroad tracks is a physical
499
00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:28,483
game.
500
00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,285
It's about balance and control.
501
00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:32,253
The game requires concentration,
502
00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:34,189
the ability to connect your body
503
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:36,324
and your mind.
504
00:15:36,357 --> 00:15:40,195
So, Marybelle, you up for it?
505
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,162
- Come on, Marybelle.
506
00:15:41,196 --> 00:15:42,330
- Come on.
507
00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:43,398
- Attagirl.
508
00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:44,732
- You can do it.
509
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:46,734
- Three cheers for Marybelle!
510
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,136
- Hip, hip...
511
00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:48,603
- Hooray!
512
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:49,404
- Hip, hip...
513
00:15:49,437 --> 00:15:50,471
- Hooray!
514
00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:51,172
- Hip, hip...
515
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:51,806
- Hooray!
516
00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:53,541
- [ laughs ]
517
00:15:53,574 --> 00:15:55,076
- Ah!
518
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,144
- Whoo!
519
00:15:56,177 --> 00:15:57,545
- What are we gonna use for
520
00:15:57,578 --> 00:15:58,213
tracks?
521
00:15:58,246 --> 00:15:58,913
- Belts.
522
00:15:58,946 --> 00:16:00,581
- Hey, Sugar, run to the room
523
00:16:00,615 --> 00:16:02,550
and get all the belts.
524
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:03,551
[ hands clap ]
525
00:16:03,584 --> 00:16:04,685
- We need more room.
526
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,087
- All right, men, let's move
527
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:06,754
this sofa back.
528
00:16:06,787 --> 00:16:07,822
- Let's get this out of the
529
00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:08,323
way.
530
00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:09,590
- Somebody help.
531
00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:11,292
There we go.
532
00:16:11,326 --> 00:16:12,327
- Right. Come on.
533
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,162
One, two, three.
534
00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:15,696
- [ laughs ]
535
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:18,333
...Buy this sofa?
536
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:21,302
- Yeah.
537
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,603
- Marybelle needs to focus.
538
00:16:22,637 --> 00:16:24,839
Marybelle needs to focus.
539
00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:25,773
[ chuckles ]
540
00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:27,708
- Thank you, baby.
541
00:16:27,742 --> 00:16:28,709
- [ giggles ]
542
00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:30,845
- Okay, Marybelle, the idea of
543
00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,780
the game is that you have to
544
00:16:32,813 --> 00:16:35,183
walk on the tracks that we made.
545
00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:37,318
The object is to walk the entire
546
00:16:37,352 --> 00:16:39,320
length of the tracks without
547
00:16:39,354 --> 00:16:40,321
falling off.
548
00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:42,490
Your feet have to stay on the
549
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,324
belts.
550
00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:45,860
The floor is hot lava.
551
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:46,661
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
552
00:16:46,694 --> 00:16:47,728
Ohh! Ohh! Hot! Hot!
553
00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:49,330
- But that's so easy.
554
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:50,731
- Yes, it would be, but you've
555
00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:52,333
got to walk the entire tracks
556
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,268
wearing this blindfold.
557
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:56,671
- Together: Ohh!
558
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:59,207
- All right.
559
00:16:59,240 --> 00:16:59,740
- Oh!
560
00:16:59,774 --> 00:17:02,743
- [ laughs ]
561
00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:04,779
Careful. Be careful of my hair.
562
00:17:04,812 --> 00:17:06,214
- First we've got to spin her.
563
00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,615
- Oh, yeah, yeah, spin her!
564
00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:08,883
Spin her!
565
00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:09,750
- Ready?
566
00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:11,219
- Mm-Hmm.
567
00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:12,220
[ sighs ]
568
00:17:12,253 --> 00:17:13,354
- There she goes.
569
00:17:13,388 --> 00:17:14,689
- [ laughs ]
570
00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:15,523
- Okay, that's good.
571
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,493
That's good.
572
00:17:18,526 --> 00:17:21,296
[ laughter ]
573
00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:22,230
- There we go.
574
00:17:22,263 --> 00:17:23,564
- Okay, I need my feet on the
575
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:24,232
tracks.
576
00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:25,433
- Let's get the feet on the
577
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,234
tracks here.
578
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:27,635
- Careful.
579
00:17:27,668 --> 00:17:28,803
- Okay.
580
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:29,437
- Okay.
581
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:30,638
- And then you just walk
582
00:17:30,671 --> 00:17:31,372
forward.
583
00:17:31,406 --> 00:17:32,907
- Here I come.
584
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:33,908
- [ imitates train chugging ]
585
00:17:33,941 --> 00:17:36,911
- [ laughs ]
586
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:37,345
- Careful.
587
00:17:37,378 --> 00:17:38,813
- Whoo! Whoo!
588
00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:40,315
- Keep on the tracks!
589
00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:41,516
- Am I on the tracks?
590
00:17:41,549 --> 00:17:43,384
- Yeah, Marybelle.
591
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:44,785
- Somebody's gonna catch me if
592
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:46,387
I fall, right?
593
00:17:46,421 --> 00:17:48,289
- Whoo!
594
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:49,390
- Hold on, Marybelle.
595
00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:49,924
Hold on. Hold on.
596
00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:51,526
Wait one second.
597
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:52,227
- Oh.
598
00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,794
- Okay, now, darling, I want
599
00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:54,195
you --
600
00:17:54,229 --> 00:17:55,530
[ laughter ]
601
00:17:55,563 --> 00:17:57,265
Act like you're in ballet class
602
00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:59,267
and do a plié.
603
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,269
And one...
604
00:18:01,302 --> 00:18:02,670
- What are you guys doing?
605
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:03,871
- This is part of the
606
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:04,939
coordination test.
607
00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:05,706
It's okay.
608
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,576
- And one...
609
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:12,547
And two -- Yes! --
610
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,881
And three.
611
00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:14,982
- Shake your hips.
612
00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:16,817
- Very graceful.
613
00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:18,953
- [ laughing ] I'm gonna fall.
614
00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:20,821
- Okay, little choo-choo.
615
00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:21,989
Okay, little choo-choo, come on
616
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,458
down the track a little further.
617
00:18:23,491 --> 00:18:24,759
- You're almost done.
618
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,761
- [ imitating train chugging ]
619
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:28,563
- Whoo! Whoo!
620
00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:29,830
- There you go, Marybelle.
621
00:18:29,864 --> 00:18:30,698
Okay, we need a little --
622
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:31,866
- Whoo! Whoo!
623
00:18:31,899 --> 00:18:34,502
[ laughter ]
624
00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:35,603
- Come on down. Come on down.
625
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:36,904
- Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
626
00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:37,572
- Okay.
627
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:39,240
- Let me see a couple more
628
00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:40,708
deep knee bends.
629
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:41,376
- Okay.
630
00:18:41,409 --> 00:18:42,743
- Follow the ballet master.
631
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:45,313
- And down.
632
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,581
- [ laughs ]
633
00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:47,982
- Deeper, deeper, deeper.
634
00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:48,683
There you go.
635
00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:49,750
- Oh, my knees are gonna give
636
00:18:49,784 --> 00:18:50,451
out!
637
00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:51,586
- Back up. Back up. Back up.
638
00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:52,453
Back up. Back up.
639
00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:53,153
- Come on, now.
640
00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:55,456
- Now down. Down one more time.
641
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,591
- This is the last one.
642
00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:59,327
- Whoo! Whoo!
643
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,661
- Full head of steam.
644
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:02,029
[ laughter ]
645
00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:06,033
- "Full head" is right.
646
00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:07,902
One more thing, one more thing.
647
00:19:07,935 --> 00:19:09,337
Okay, are you ready?
648
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:10,037
- Mm-Hmm.
649
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:11,739
- On the count of three, you
650
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,474
can take off your blindfold.
651
00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:14,642
And...
652
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,277
- Together: One...
653
00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:17,745
Two...
654
00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:19,747
Three!
655
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:20,615
[ laughter ]
656
00:19:20,648 --> 00:19:21,282
- Yay!
657
00:19:21,316 --> 00:19:24,352
- Beautiful, beautiful job.
658
00:19:24,385 --> 00:19:27,622
[ laughter ]
659
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:30,291
- You are all assholes!
660
00:19:30,325 --> 00:19:33,961
- Georgia fucking O'Keeffe.
661
00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:36,364
Georgia fucking O'Keeffe.
662
00:19:36,397 --> 00:19:39,667
[ indistinct conversations ]
663
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,801
- Well, perhaps we could
664
00:19:40,835 --> 00:19:42,503
deep-fry a Moon Pie.
665
00:19:42,537 --> 00:19:44,439
- [ groaning ]
666
00:19:44,472 --> 00:19:45,906
- I like the direction you're
667
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,607
heading.
668
00:19:46,641 --> 00:19:48,042
- Well, we could -- We could
669
00:19:48,075 --> 00:19:49,844
deep-fry two Moon Pies...
670
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:51,078
- [ laughs ]
671
00:19:51,111 --> 00:19:52,647
- ...Until they're golden
672
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,348
brown.
673
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:56,451
And then we could drain them and
674
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,919
spread soft vanilla ice cream in
675
00:19:58,953 --> 00:20:00,588
between them and then dip the
676
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:02,957
whole thing in chocolate and put
677
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,792
it in the freezer.
678
00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:06,594
- I think I'm in love with you.
679
00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:07,662
[ laughter ]
680
00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,431
- That sounds delicious.
681
00:20:10,465 --> 00:20:12,933
- Is my brain shrinking?
682
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:14,335
Can you tell if my brain is
683
00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:15,035
shrinking?
684
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:16,103
- Have another drink, Leslie.
685
00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:17,538
- Can you see it through my
686
00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:18,072
eyes?
687
00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:18,873
- Make it a double.
688
00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:19,807
- Is it working?
689
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,108
- Yeah. Double what?
690
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,410
- A double -- What are you
691
00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:22,977
drinking?
692
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:23,844
- Here, I'll trade you.
693
00:20:23,878 --> 00:20:27,815
- Okay. Okay.
694
00:20:27,848 --> 00:20:29,484
- It's not my fault.
695
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:30,951
- I know it's not your fault,
696
00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,553
but I want you to apologize
697
00:20:32,587 --> 00:20:33,120
anyway.
698
00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:34,422
- I'm not apologizing.
699
00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:35,823
It was just some having fun.
700
00:20:35,856 --> 00:20:36,991
- Give me a kiss.
701
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:37,825
- No.
702
00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:39,594
- Give me a kiss.
703
00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:42,830
- Have a drink.
704
00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:46,434
[ chuckles ]
705
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:49,637
- Honey?
706
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,639
- I have another game for us to
707
00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:54,909
play.
708
00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:58,112
Max, come to mama.
709
00:20:58,145 --> 00:20:58,646
- Wait a minute.
710
00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:00,581
What kind of a game?
711
00:21:00,615 --> 00:21:02,116
- It's a special kind.
712
00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:03,451
- Is that a recipe tin?
713
00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:04,118
- Mm-hmm.
714
00:21:04,151 --> 00:21:05,653
- What are the recipes?
715
00:21:05,686 --> 00:21:09,990
- Well, they're rather unique.
716
00:21:10,024 --> 00:21:11,459
- This is just a list of
717
00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:12,026
ingredients.
718
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,127
- What does it say?
719
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,128
- "Ice cubes."
720
00:21:14,161 --> 00:21:15,596
I don't understand.
721
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:18,899
You put an ice cube --
722
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:19,600
[ scoffs ]
723
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:22,470
[ laughter ]
724
00:21:22,503 --> 00:21:25,139
- I didn't see it. What is it?
725
00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:27,742
- [ laughs ]
726
00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:29,510
- [ laughs ]
727
00:21:29,544 --> 00:21:30,545
[ laughter ]
728
00:21:30,578 --> 00:21:31,612
- You might be missing
729
00:21:31,646 --> 00:21:32,179
something.
730
00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:33,147
- Holy shit, holy shit.
731
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,415
I just realized something.
732
00:21:34,449 --> 00:21:36,551
[ stifled laughter ]
733
00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:39,954
I just realized this.
734
00:21:39,987 --> 00:21:42,790
"Casserole" has the word
735
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,892
"ass" in it.
736
00:21:44,925 --> 00:21:46,894
[ laughter ]
737
00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:48,929
It does!
738
00:21:48,963 --> 00:21:51,499
Sound it out. It does.
739
00:21:51,532 --> 00:21:52,166
- All right.
740
00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:53,167
- All right, forgive me,
741
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,902
people.
742
00:21:54,935 --> 00:21:57,037
But I'm gonna be honest.
743
00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:59,173
I am capital-"H" horny.
744
00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:01,509
- Oh, darling, that is not
745
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:02,109
news.
746
00:22:02,142 --> 00:22:04,211
- No news at all, Burt.
747
00:22:04,244 --> 00:22:05,913
- I can't say "horny" 'cause it
748
00:22:05,946 --> 00:22:07,047
reminds me of zebras.
749
00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,516
- Zebras don't have horns.
750
00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:10,651
- But they should.
751
00:22:10,685 --> 00:22:11,719
- With the stripes?
752
00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:13,187
- Jerome, read another one of
753
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:13,854
those cards.
754
00:22:13,888 --> 00:22:15,523
- Horn stripe.
755
00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:16,657
- Horn stripe?
756
00:22:16,691 --> 00:22:20,795
- Aww, this is so precious.
757
00:22:20,828 --> 00:22:21,996
Get your waders out, boys.
758
00:22:22,029 --> 00:22:23,831
All this one says is, "Turn to
759
00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,800
the person on your left and tell
760
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,568
them one thing you like about
761
00:22:27,602 --> 00:22:29,136
them" -- And in parentheses,
762
00:22:29,169 --> 00:22:31,572
"physical."
763
00:22:31,606 --> 00:22:34,542
- Sugar, you have a beautiful
764
00:22:34,575 --> 00:22:35,476
mouth.
765
00:22:35,510 --> 00:22:37,678
It is a chasm of beauty, and I
766
00:22:37,712 --> 00:22:39,747
should know 'cause I want to
767
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:40,881
spelunk into it.
768
00:22:40,915 --> 00:22:44,552
[ laughter ]
769
00:22:44,585 --> 00:22:46,086
- Thank you, Leslie.
770
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,722
- No, I don't -- Let's not do
771
00:22:47,755 --> 00:22:48,388
this one.
772
00:22:48,422 --> 00:22:49,824
I don't want to do this one.
773
00:22:49,857 --> 00:22:50,958
- No, no, no, no, no.
774
00:22:50,991 --> 00:22:51,659
Quiet.
775
00:22:51,692 --> 00:22:52,827
- Sugar, we'll just try, and
776
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:53,561
then we'll --
777
00:22:53,594 --> 00:22:56,030
- Shh. Quiet.
778
00:22:56,063 --> 00:22:58,833
I am about to turn my head to
779
00:22:58,866 --> 00:22:59,967
the left.
780
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,839
- ♪ Da da da
781
00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:10,711
- Max Beedum, you are gorgeous.
782
00:23:10,745 --> 00:23:12,713
And every woman in this room
783
00:23:12,747 --> 00:23:14,014
thinks so, too.
784
00:23:14,048 --> 00:23:15,115
- Sugar!
785
00:23:15,149 --> 00:23:16,717
- Hey, that's my husband.
786
00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:17,417
[ laughter ]
787
00:23:17,451 --> 00:23:18,853
- I thought we were gonna say
788
00:23:18,886 --> 00:23:19,587
it and move on.
789
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:20,254
- Okay, Max.
790
00:23:20,287 --> 00:23:22,890
- Connie, don't be jealous.
791
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:23,658
- Kitty.
792
00:23:23,691 --> 00:23:25,726
- Yes?
793
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,995
- I think...
794
00:23:28,028 --> 00:23:29,730
You have great tits.
795
00:23:29,764 --> 00:23:30,531
- Watch it.
796
00:23:30,565 --> 00:23:31,198
[ laughter ]
797
00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:32,600
- I'm with you all the way,
798
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:33,000
buddy!
799
00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:34,735
[ laughs ]
800
00:23:34,769 --> 00:23:35,736
- Well, she does.
801
00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,672
- Kitty. Go.
802
00:23:37,705 --> 00:23:38,539
- Okay!
803
00:23:38,573 --> 00:23:40,641
I'm going, bossy.
804
00:23:40,675 --> 00:23:41,742
[ sighs ]
805
00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:46,146
Connie...
806
00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:48,883
Your eyes...
807
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,050
I seriously cannot look into
808
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:51,185
your eyes for too long because
809
00:23:51,218 --> 00:23:54,088
if I do, I just want to jump on
810
00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:55,289
you and take you on a Kitty
811
00:23:55,322 --> 00:23:56,290
vacation.
812
00:23:56,323 --> 00:23:57,558
[ laughter ]
813
00:23:57,592 --> 00:24:00,294
- Down, Kitty, down.
814
00:24:00,327 --> 00:24:01,629
- Meow!
815
00:24:01,662 --> 00:24:03,564
[ laughs ]
816
00:24:03,598 --> 00:24:05,800
- Okay. Me.
817
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:06,934
[ clears throat ]
818
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:07,935
Marybelle.
819
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,069
- Watch it now.
820
00:24:09,103 --> 00:24:11,972
- Hear, hear.
821
00:24:12,006 --> 00:24:13,207
- Hmm.
822
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,175
To put it simply, I love your
823
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:16,310
ass.
824
00:24:16,343 --> 00:24:18,112
I love every slope and curve
825
00:24:18,145 --> 00:24:19,780
of your bottom.
826
00:24:19,814 --> 00:24:21,348
I love spending time with you,
827
00:24:21,381 --> 00:24:23,050
but watching you walk away is
828
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:24,852
one of the supreme pleasures of
829
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:25,552
my life.
830
00:24:25,586 --> 00:24:27,054
If I could, I would eat every
831
00:24:27,087 --> 00:24:28,656
meal off of your rump.
832
00:24:28,689 --> 00:24:30,224
I want to make a mold of your
833
00:24:30,257 --> 00:24:32,192
rear end so I can hang it on the
834
00:24:32,226 --> 00:24:33,994
wall next to my bed so I can
835
00:24:34,028 --> 00:24:35,796
spend every night staring at
836
00:24:35,830 --> 00:24:36,363
your ass.
837
00:24:36,396 --> 00:24:37,331
- Conrad.
838
00:24:37,364 --> 00:24:38,733
- That's enough, now.
839
00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:39,433
- Enough.
840
00:24:39,466 --> 00:24:42,670
- Now, Sugar, don't be jealous.
841
00:24:42,703 --> 00:24:43,137
- Stop.
842
00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:46,273
- Thank you.
843
00:24:46,306 --> 00:24:47,341
- Sterling.
844
00:24:47,374 --> 00:24:50,144
- Yes?
845
00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:55,215
- I think...You have...
846
00:24:55,249 --> 00:24:57,818
Very strong-looking hands.
847
00:24:57,852 --> 00:24:58,385
- [ chuckles ]
848
00:24:58,418 --> 00:24:59,820
- Aww.
849
00:24:59,854 --> 00:25:01,355
[ laughter ]
850
00:25:01,388 --> 00:25:03,023
- [ laughing ] Thanks, I think.
851
00:25:03,057 --> 00:25:06,126
[ both laugh ]
852
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,829
- Florene...
853
00:25:08,863 --> 00:25:10,230
- Yes, my dear?
854
00:25:10,264 --> 00:25:11,231
- [ laughs ]
855
00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:14,101
You give me some goose pimples.
856
00:25:14,134 --> 00:25:15,870
- Is that all?
857
00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:18,372
- And you smell really nice.
858
00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:22,176
- It's Estée...Lauder.
859
00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:25,379
[ both laugh ]
860
00:25:25,412 --> 00:25:27,014
But you already know that.
861
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,282
- Oh, wait a minute.
862
00:25:28,315 --> 00:25:29,383
That's not fair.
863
00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:30,384
They're married.
864
00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:31,118
- Yeah!
865
00:25:31,151 --> 00:25:31,986
- [ laughs ]
866
00:25:32,019 --> 00:25:32,853
- Naughty boy.
867
00:25:32,887 --> 00:25:33,420
- Oh, go to him.
868
00:25:33,453 --> 00:25:34,855
- Oh. Okay, Leslie...
869
00:25:34,889 --> 00:25:35,322
- Mm-Hmm.
870
00:25:35,355 --> 00:25:37,191
- Um...
871
00:25:37,224 --> 00:25:38,425
I'm proud to call you my friend.
872
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:38,959
- Ohh.
873
00:25:38,993 --> 00:25:40,027
- Isn't that sweet?
874
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:40,861
- That's nice.
875
00:25:40,895 --> 00:25:41,561
- Boring.
876
00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:42,863
- That's not physical at all.
877
00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:43,497
Thank you.
878
00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:44,732
- Oh, it's not physical.
879
00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:47,134
Uh...
880
00:25:47,167 --> 00:25:49,003
Oh, you're -- I always thought
881
00:25:49,036 --> 00:25:50,337
you had great eyebrows.
882
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,906
- Mr. Burt, thank you.
883
00:25:51,939 --> 00:25:53,273
That -- Thank you for that
884
00:25:53,307 --> 00:25:53,908
compliment.
885
00:25:53,941 --> 00:25:54,608
I'm stirred.
886
00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,744
- So, we've made the rounds.
887
00:25:56,777 --> 00:25:57,444
Onto the next card.
888
00:25:57,477 --> 00:25:59,013
- I don't think we need to play
889
00:25:59,046 --> 00:25:59,680
anymore.
890
00:25:59,714 --> 00:26:00,881
- No, we can't stop in the
891
00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:01,548
middle.
892
00:26:01,581 --> 00:26:02,449
- I don't understand these
893
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:03,117
games.
894
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,284
I mean, how do we know who's
895
00:26:04,318 --> 00:26:05,419
winning and who's losing?
896
00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:06,754
- I don't have a fucking clue.
897
00:26:06,787 --> 00:26:07,755
- That's not the point,
898
00:26:07,788 --> 00:26:08,288
darling.
899
00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:08,856
- This one's good.
900
00:26:08,889 --> 00:26:10,424
I really like this one.
901
00:26:10,457 --> 00:26:11,826
It'll be fun.
902
00:26:11,859 --> 00:26:13,894
"Lay on the ground with your
903
00:26:13,928 --> 00:26:15,830
heads touching and let your
904
00:26:15,863 --> 00:26:21,335
brains synchronize.
905
00:26:21,368 --> 00:26:22,302
- [ whistles ]
906
00:26:22,336 --> 00:26:26,106
- [ humming ]
907
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:28,042
- Um...
908
00:26:28,075 --> 00:26:29,043
[ chuckles ]
909
00:26:29,076 --> 00:26:31,211
Maybe we should try another one.
910
00:26:31,245 --> 00:26:32,312
- Yeah.
911
00:26:32,346 --> 00:26:34,815
[ laughter ]
912
00:26:44,859 --> 00:26:46,360
- Well, then, is everybody
913
00:26:46,393 --> 00:26:48,195
ready for another game?
914
00:26:48,228 --> 00:26:49,730
- Angel...
915
00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:52,066
- Sterling, how about this one?
916
00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:54,201
- "Grab each other and start
917
00:26:54,234 --> 00:26:54,769
swinging."
918
00:26:54,802 --> 00:26:56,070
- How do we do that?
919
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:56,937
- Oh, oh, I know.
920
00:26:56,971 --> 00:26:57,504
I know. I know.
921
00:26:57,537 --> 00:26:59,239
Connie, come here a sec.
922
00:26:59,273 --> 00:27:00,474
Grab your arms like this.
923
00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:02,109
- Oh, we used to do this
924
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:03,077
when we were kids!
925
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:03,610
It's fun!
926
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:05,345
- Kitty, come here.
927
00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:06,480
Come on. Sit down.
928
00:27:06,513 --> 00:27:07,347
Okay. Ready?
929
00:27:07,381 --> 00:27:08,348
Now start swinging.
930
00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:09,483
[ grunts ]
931
00:27:09,516 --> 00:27:11,085
I think -- I think --
932
00:27:11,118 --> 00:27:12,486
[ laughter ]
933
00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:14,254
- Oh, I want to do it.
934
00:27:14,288 --> 00:27:15,956
- [ laughing ] Four...
935
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:17,892
And five...
936
00:27:17,925 --> 00:27:19,359
And six...
937
00:27:19,393 --> 00:27:22,029
[ laughter ]
938
00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:24,231
- Now we let her go in two.
939
00:27:24,264 --> 00:27:25,766
- Oh!
940
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,302
- Whoo!
941
00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:29,103
Jeepers.
942
00:27:29,136 --> 00:27:29,669
[ chuckles ]
943
00:27:29,703 --> 00:27:32,006
- Holy mother of kiss.
944
00:27:32,039 --> 00:27:33,307
- That's my gal.
945
00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,977
- Mama wants to swim!
946
00:27:37,011 --> 00:27:40,014
- Daddy wants to swim.
947
00:27:40,047 --> 00:27:45,119
- Come on, boys.
948
00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:49,023
What are you waiting for?
949
00:27:49,056 --> 00:27:51,025
- [ giggling ]
950
00:27:55,495 --> 00:27:57,264
- Let's play Marco Polo.
951
00:27:57,297 --> 00:27:59,133
[ chuckles ]
952
00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:01,401
- Is this real? I guess...
953
00:28:07,507 --> 00:28:12,179
- [ squeals ]
954
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:14,581
- You do have a great ass.
955
00:28:14,614 --> 00:28:16,150
[ hand slaps ]
956
00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:17,818
- Connie.
957
00:28:17,852 --> 00:28:19,820
Thanks.
958
00:28:33,968 --> 00:28:38,305
[ silverware clinking ]
959
00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:40,574
- [ chuckles ]
960
00:28:40,607 --> 00:28:43,043
- I love Jello.
961
00:28:43,077 --> 00:28:47,047
- Oh, I like it, too.
962
00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:49,483
[ chuckling ]
963
00:29:06,366 --> 00:29:08,468
[ chuckles ]
964
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,076
[ chuckles ]
965
00:29:25,152 --> 00:29:27,221
[ chuckles ]
966
00:29:45,139 --> 00:29:47,107
[ both moaning ]
967
00:29:51,345 --> 00:29:53,413
[ moaning continues ]
968
00:30:01,221 --> 00:30:03,423
[ moaning continues ]
969
00:30:09,296 --> 00:30:12,466
- [ moaning ]
970
00:30:12,499 --> 00:30:14,568
[ both grunting ]
971
00:30:20,474 --> 00:30:22,909
- [ moaning ]
972
00:30:48,535 --> 00:30:51,338
[ birds chirping ]
973
00:31:23,503 --> 00:31:26,106
- [ gasps ]
974
00:31:55,269 --> 00:31:58,538
[ door closes ]
975
00:31:58,572 --> 00:32:02,509
- [ groans lightly ]
976
00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:04,678
Mm.
977
00:32:09,316 --> 00:32:12,652
Connie?
978
00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:16,290
Mm.
979
00:32:16,323 --> 00:32:18,425
[ exhales sharply ]
980
00:32:21,595 --> 00:32:24,164
What time is it?
981
00:33:05,739 --> 00:33:09,576
Where are you going, Connie?
982
00:33:09,609 --> 00:33:11,845
- To the club.
983
00:33:15,649 --> 00:33:17,384
- I hadn't realized you had a
984
00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:19,853
game today.
985
00:33:38,772 --> 00:33:40,607
Connie, come here.
986
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,342
I have something I could show
987
00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:44,478
you.
988
00:33:53,253 --> 00:33:55,389
- I've already seen it.
989
00:34:09,803 --> 00:34:11,505
- [ sniffles ]
990
00:34:11,538 --> 00:34:13,840
- I'll be back before dinner.
991
00:34:18,712 --> 00:34:21,181
- Well, have a nice time!
992
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,722
[ keys jangling ]
993
00:34:28,755 --> 00:34:30,824
- Good morning.
994
00:34:30,857 --> 00:34:32,392
- I squeezed you some fresh
995
00:34:32,426 --> 00:34:35,695
orange juice.
996
00:34:35,729 --> 00:34:36,663
- Thank you.
997
00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:39,165
- You're welcome.
998
00:34:47,441 --> 00:34:48,742
- I'm going to the country
999
00:34:48,775 --> 00:34:50,677
club to play a round of golf
1000
00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:51,845
with Leslie and Connie.
1001
00:34:51,878 --> 00:34:53,280
- Okay.
1002
00:34:53,313 --> 00:34:54,481
Uh, what time will you be home
1003
00:34:54,514 --> 00:34:55,682
for supper?
1004
00:34:55,715 --> 00:34:58,285
- I'm not sure. It depends.
1005
00:34:58,318 --> 00:34:58,952
- Okay.
1006
00:34:58,985 --> 00:35:00,554
Well, just take your time.
1007
00:35:00,587 --> 00:35:02,956
[ giggles ]
1008
00:35:02,989 --> 00:35:03,957
Would you like me to make
1009
00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:06,893
anything specific?
1010
00:35:06,926 --> 00:35:08,995
Uh...
1011
00:35:09,028 --> 00:35:11,431
Whatever you'd like.
1012
00:35:11,465 --> 00:35:12,432
- How about chicken?
1013
00:35:12,466 --> 00:35:14,368
I can use Marybelle's recipe.
1014
00:35:14,401 --> 00:35:15,569
You seem to enjoy that.
1015
00:35:15,602 --> 00:35:17,637
- Sure, if it isn't any
1016
00:35:17,671 --> 00:35:18,338
trouble.
1017
00:35:18,372 --> 00:35:19,839
- [ laughing ] No, no trouble
1018
00:35:19,873 --> 00:35:25,445
at all.
1019
00:35:25,479 --> 00:35:26,646
- Bye, dear.
1020
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,582
- Bye.
1021
00:35:28,615 --> 00:35:30,917
[ egg beaters whirring ]
1022
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:47,867
- Morning, Les.
1023
00:35:47,901 --> 00:35:49,936
- Quite the party last night.
1024
00:35:49,969 --> 00:35:51,471
Hope the other golfers don't
1025
00:35:51,505 --> 00:35:52,038
stare.
1026
00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:53,873
You know they'll know.
1027
00:35:53,907 --> 00:35:55,041
- Jesus.
1028
00:35:55,074 --> 00:35:56,643
Look at that broad.
1029
00:35:56,676 --> 00:36:00,414
[ dog barking ]
1030
00:36:00,447 --> 00:36:02,749
Oh, sterling, you got it lucky.
1031
00:36:02,782 --> 00:36:04,050
- Lucky?
1032
00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,785
- Sure, you got a wife with
1033
00:36:05,819 --> 00:36:07,654
great tits, lets you do whatever
1034
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:08,822
you want.
1035
00:36:08,855 --> 00:36:10,657
Sounds like heaven to me.
1036
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,625
- She's -- No.
1037
00:36:11,658 --> 00:36:13,360
- Poor old les has a wife built
1038
00:36:13,393 --> 00:36:14,828
like a man, and I'm tied up to a
1039
00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:15,529
cadaver.
1040
00:36:15,562 --> 00:36:17,897
I can't help it if I'm horny.
1041
00:36:17,931 --> 00:36:19,366
I'm a man.
1042
00:36:19,399 --> 00:36:21,635
I mean, our job is to be horny,
1043
00:36:21,668 --> 00:36:22,436
right?
1044
00:36:22,469 --> 00:36:23,503
[ laughing ] Right?
1045
00:36:23,537 --> 00:36:24,037
- Sure.
1046
00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:25,038
- Right, les?
1047
00:36:25,071 --> 00:36:26,640
- I'll get back to you on that.
1048
00:36:26,673 --> 00:36:28,775
- Yeah. No big deal.
1049
00:36:28,808 --> 00:36:29,976
No big deal.
1050
00:36:30,009 --> 00:36:31,711
[ engine turns over ]
1051
00:36:36,082 --> 00:36:38,518
[ telephone rings ]
1052
00:36:38,552 --> 00:36:39,218
- Hello?
1053
00:36:39,252 --> 00:36:41,388
- Oh, Max, thank God it's you.
1054
00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:42,389
It's Sugar.
1055
00:36:42,422 --> 00:36:44,524
Listen, I just really wanted to
1056
00:36:44,558 --> 00:36:46,326
apologize for last night.
1057
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:46,993
I feel --
1058
00:36:47,026 --> 00:36:50,464
- Don't worry.
1059
00:36:50,497 --> 00:36:51,831
You were a tigress last night.
1060
00:36:51,865 --> 00:36:55,068
- Oh, Max.
1061
00:36:55,101 --> 00:36:55,735
- Hello?
1062
00:36:55,769 --> 00:36:56,870
- I got it.
1063
00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:58,071
- Hi, Marybelle.
1064
00:36:58,104 --> 00:36:58,872
- Sugar?
1065
00:36:58,905 --> 00:37:00,106
- It's me, Sugar.
1066
00:37:00,139 --> 00:37:02,842
- I'll let you two gals talk.
1067
00:37:02,876 --> 00:37:04,077
- What is it, Sugar?
1068
00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,413
- Um, I just wanted to let you
1069
00:37:06,446 --> 00:37:08,415
know that I washed and dried
1070
00:37:08,448 --> 00:37:10,417
your casserole dish and it's
1071
00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:12,552
ready for you anytime you'd like
1072
00:37:12,586 --> 00:37:13,953
to pick it up, okay?
1073
00:37:13,987 --> 00:37:16,723
- Oh.
1074
00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,091
Thank you.
1075
00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:19,626
- Okay, I've got to run now,
1076
00:37:19,659 --> 00:37:20,093
all right?
1077
00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:21,961
Okay. Bye.
1078
00:37:21,995 --> 00:37:24,097
[ dial tone ]
1079
00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:26,433
[ door creaks ]
1080
00:37:32,539 --> 00:37:34,908
[ unzipping ]
1081
00:39:24,584 --> 00:39:28,955
[ grunts lightly ]
1082
00:39:28,988 --> 00:39:31,591
[ exhales heavily ]
1083
00:39:45,805 --> 00:39:48,174
[ breathing heavily ]
1084
00:40:17,571 --> 00:40:19,806
[ blood dripping ]
1085
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:30,149
- I'm going to bed now.
1086
00:40:30,183 --> 00:40:31,551
- I've got some more reading
1087
00:40:31,585 --> 00:40:36,956
to do.
1088
00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:38,024
- Good night.
1089
00:40:38,057 --> 00:40:42,662
- Night.
1090
00:40:42,696 --> 00:40:44,063
[ sighs ]
1091
00:40:44,097 --> 00:40:46,532
[ crickets chirping ]
1092
00:41:15,629 --> 00:41:17,597
[ exhales heavily ]
1093
00:41:18,832 --> 00:41:19,332
- [ growls ]
1094
00:41:19,365 --> 00:41:21,601
- Mmm.
1095
00:41:21,635 --> 00:41:23,202
Last night was really good.
1096
00:41:23,236 --> 00:41:24,804
We should -- We should do that
1097
00:41:24,838 --> 00:41:25,504
more often.
1098
00:41:25,538 --> 00:41:26,940
- Yeah, well, our friends are
1099
00:41:26,973 --> 00:41:27,641
so uptight.
1100
00:41:27,674 --> 00:41:29,075
I mean, it's never taken that
1101
00:41:29,108 --> 00:41:30,376
long to get a group in the...
1102
00:41:30,409 --> 00:41:31,945
- Oh, they're a bunch of
1103
00:41:31,978 --> 00:41:32,679
catholics.
1104
00:41:32,712 --> 00:41:33,279
- Or worse.
1105
00:41:33,312 --> 00:41:34,213
- Republicans?
1106
00:41:34,247 --> 00:41:38,952
[ both laugh ]
1107
00:41:38,985 --> 00:41:40,086
- See, now, that's why I
1108
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:40,620
married you.
1109
00:41:40,654 --> 00:41:41,821
- Did you see that
1110
00:41:41,855 --> 00:41:43,623
Kitty Bloom's tits?
1111
00:41:43,657 --> 00:41:45,959
- Oh, now, pussy cat.
1112
00:41:45,992 --> 00:41:47,961
Now, these -- These are tits
1113
00:41:47,994 --> 00:41:49,028
right here.
1114
00:41:49,062 --> 00:41:50,997
- You are a little rascal.
1115
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,098
- Yes, I am.
1116
00:41:52,131 --> 00:41:53,833
- You hungry?
1117
00:41:53,867 --> 00:41:54,901
- I'm hungry.
1118
00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:56,402
- I'll make your favorite for
1119
00:41:56,435 --> 00:41:57,370
dinner tonight.
1120
00:41:57,403 --> 00:42:01,240
- Green beans and ham?
1121
00:42:01,274 --> 00:42:03,843
- Green bean Florene.
1122
00:42:03,877 --> 00:42:06,112
- [ smooching ]
1123
00:42:06,145 --> 00:42:10,383
♪ If you suck my peter
1124
00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:11,985
- [ laughs ]
1125
00:42:12,018 --> 00:42:14,721
- ♪ You ain't gonna be no
1126
00:42:14,754 --> 00:42:16,022
cheater ♪
1127
00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:21,127
♪ Because I'm about respect
1128
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,028
Mmm.
1129
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:23,930
- Come here.
1130
00:42:23,963 --> 00:42:25,064
I love you.
1131
00:42:25,098 --> 00:42:27,066
- Ooh.
1132
00:42:28,802 --> 00:42:30,737
[ birds chirping ]
1133
00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:32,405
- ♪ Bum bum bum bum
1134
00:42:32,438 --> 00:42:34,140
♪ Bum bum bum bum
1135
00:42:34,173 --> 00:42:36,142
♪ Bum bum bum b-b-b-bum
1136
00:42:36,175 --> 00:42:37,010
♪ Bum bum bum
1137
00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:39,879
- ♪ Ooh
1138
00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:42,015
♪ Change in you
1139
00:42:42,048 --> 00:42:43,282
- ♪ Bum bum bum b-b-b-bum
1140
00:42:43,316 --> 00:42:44,150
♪ Bum bum bum
1141
00:42:44,183 --> 00:42:46,886
- ♪ Ooh
1142
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,888
♪ Change in you
1143
00:42:48,922 --> 00:42:50,289
- ♪ Bum bum bum b-b-b-bum
1144
00:42:50,323 --> 00:42:54,427
- ♪ There's a change in you
1145
00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:55,895
- ♪ Change in you
1146
00:42:55,929 --> 00:42:57,897
- ♪ I know, baby
1147
00:42:57,931 --> 00:43:02,969
♪ There's a change in you
1148
00:43:03,002 --> 00:43:07,040
- It's pigs.
1149
00:43:07,073 --> 00:43:08,341
On a cloud.
1150
00:43:08,374 --> 00:43:10,777
- It looks like Stonehenge.
1151
00:43:10,810 --> 00:43:13,112
- It's...very interesting,
1152
00:43:13,146 --> 00:43:15,782
Kitty.
1153
00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:19,052
I mean -- [ chuckles ]
1154
00:43:19,085 --> 00:43:21,054
Are we meant to use the little
1155
00:43:21,087 --> 00:43:26,325
wieners as utensils?
1156
00:43:26,359 --> 00:43:28,227
- Jesus, the tension in here is
1157
00:43:28,261 --> 00:43:29,796
as thick as Nixon.
1158
00:43:29,829 --> 00:43:30,797
- We don't have to talk
1159
00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:31,197
about it.
1160
00:43:31,230 --> 00:43:31,898
- Come on.
1161
00:43:31,931 --> 00:43:32,932
We can't even look at each other
1162
00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:33,366
in the eye.
1163
00:43:33,399 --> 00:43:34,934
It's ridiculous.
1164
00:43:34,968 --> 00:43:36,202
It was just sex.
1165
00:43:36,235 --> 00:43:39,939
- I'm not a sex person.
1166
00:43:39,973 --> 00:43:41,474
- I think what we need to do is
1167
00:43:41,507 --> 00:43:43,076
just all have another party,
1168
00:43:43,109 --> 00:43:44,477
have a few drinks, some nice
1169
00:43:44,510 --> 00:43:45,411
hors d'oeuvres --
1170
00:43:45,444 --> 00:43:46,813
- Are you insane?
1171
00:43:46,846 --> 00:43:47,513
- I don't know.
1172
00:43:47,546 --> 00:43:48,982
- Either that, or we turn into
1173
00:43:49,015 --> 00:43:50,249
bitter, dried-up old prunes.
1174
00:43:50,283 --> 00:43:51,818
- What we did was not normal.
1175
00:43:51,851 --> 00:43:53,086
- What we did was get bombed.
1176
00:43:53,119 --> 00:43:54,754
- Jerome is right.
1177
00:43:54,788 --> 00:43:56,355
We just drank a little too much,
1178
00:43:56,389 --> 00:43:57,056
is all.
1179
00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:58,224
- Oh, right, blame it on the
1180
00:43:58,257 --> 00:43:58,892
liquor.
1181
00:43:58,925 --> 00:44:00,426
- You know what they say --
1182
00:44:00,459 --> 00:44:01,961
What happens when you're drunk
1183
00:44:01,995 --> 00:44:02,628
doesn't count.
1184
00:44:02,661 --> 00:44:04,097
- Well, we were much better
1185
00:44:04,130 --> 00:44:05,498
off before we made it a contest.
1186
00:44:05,531 --> 00:44:07,100
- We just trampled all over our
1187
00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:07,633
vows.
1188
00:44:07,666 --> 00:44:08,501
- Come on. Grow up.
1189
00:44:08,534 --> 00:44:09,302
- We're animals.
1190
00:44:09,335 --> 00:44:11,838
Get used to it.
1191
00:44:11,871 --> 00:44:13,272
There will be no more dissenting
1192
00:44:13,306 --> 00:44:14,440
voices.
1193
00:44:14,473 --> 00:44:16,109
We're a club, and we stick
1194
00:44:16,142 --> 00:44:17,977
together no matter what, right,
1195
00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:18,677
girls?
1196
00:44:18,711 --> 00:44:20,246
- I think what we need to do is
1197
00:44:20,279 --> 00:44:22,115
just follow the example of the
1198
00:44:22,148 --> 00:44:23,917
hippies and have a group hug or
1199
00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:25,251
hold hands or something.
1200
00:44:25,284 --> 00:44:27,386
- Perfect.
1201
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:29,388
[ clears throat ]
1202
00:44:29,422 --> 00:44:31,124
- Maybe we can all burn our
1203
00:44:31,157 --> 00:44:31,524
bras.
1204
00:44:31,557 --> 00:44:33,759
[ laughter ]
1205
00:45:51,237 --> 00:45:52,605
- [ clears throat ]
1206
00:45:52,638 --> 00:45:55,341
Well, what, uh, dishes are we
1207
00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:56,275
voting on tonight?
1208
00:45:56,309 --> 00:45:58,945
- [ chuckles ]
1209
00:45:58,978 --> 00:46:02,481
- Oh, well, um...
1210
00:46:02,515 --> 00:46:07,653
Kitty made some pigs on a cloud.
1211
00:46:07,686 --> 00:46:10,223
Uh, Marybelle made cheesy
1212
00:46:10,256 --> 00:46:11,357
italian.
1213
00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:15,261
Jerome -- Her cheese enchiladas.
1214
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:15,962
- Ooh.
1215
00:46:15,995 --> 00:46:20,133
- I made Maximum crab crunch.
1216
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,235
Florene --
1217
00:46:22,268 --> 00:46:23,569
I'm sorry.
1218
00:46:23,602 --> 00:46:25,438
I cannot remember what it is
1219
00:46:25,471 --> 00:46:27,106
you made.
1220
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:29,108
- I didn't make a casserole.
1221
00:46:29,142 --> 00:46:30,643
- But I thought that we were
1222
00:46:30,676 --> 00:46:32,245
all going to make casseroles
1223
00:46:32,278 --> 00:46:32,811
tonight.
1224
00:46:32,845 --> 00:46:37,917
- I made an appetizer.
1225
00:46:37,951 --> 00:46:40,053
- Cookies as an appetizer?
1226
00:46:40,086 --> 00:46:40,987
Oh, I love you.
1227
00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:41,988
[ light laughter ]
1228
00:46:42,021 --> 00:46:43,256
- Darling.
1229
00:46:43,289 --> 00:46:46,392
- Thank you.
1230
00:46:46,425 --> 00:46:49,128
- I call them identity bars.
1231
00:46:49,162 --> 00:46:50,396
- Identity bars?
1232
00:46:50,429 --> 00:46:51,430
- They're delicious.
1233
00:46:51,464 --> 00:46:52,999
- Is it a cookie?
1234
00:46:53,032 --> 00:46:54,133
Is it a cake?
1235
00:46:54,167 --> 00:46:55,701
Is it a bar?
1236
00:46:55,734 --> 00:46:56,269
Which is it?
1237
00:46:56,302 --> 00:46:57,670
- Mmm, yummy, yummy.
1238
00:46:57,703 --> 00:46:58,604
- How exotic.
1239
00:46:58,637 --> 00:47:01,040
Is that ginger that I taste?
1240
00:47:01,074 --> 00:47:02,675
- Mmm.
1241
00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:04,410
- Mmm.
1242
00:47:04,443 --> 00:47:05,544
Creamy.
1243
00:47:05,578 --> 00:47:08,281
- Max, you have a crumb on your
1244
00:47:08,314 --> 00:47:10,549
chin.
1245
00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,185
- Tell me -- Did you get the
1246
00:47:12,218 --> 00:47:13,953
recipe off the side of the eagle
1247
00:47:13,987 --> 00:47:15,421
brand sweetened condensed milk
1248
00:47:15,454 --> 00:47:16,122
can?
1249
00:47:16,155 --> 00:47:18,157
- I did, but I also added a few
1250
00:47:18,191 --> 00:47:19,425
personal touches.
1251
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:20,693
- Sure, sure, who doesn't
1252
00:47:20,726 --> 00:47:21,560
doctor a recipe?
1253
00:47:21,594 --> 00:47:22,728
Got to make it your own.
1254
00:47:22,761 --> 00:47:24,163
- Mmm.
1255
00:47:24,197 --> 00:47:32,071
Mm-Hmm.
1256
00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:33,172
- Here you go.
1257
00:47:33,206 --> 00:47:34,040
[ laughs ]
1258
00:47:34,073 --> 00:47:35,041
- I didn't get a...
1259
00:47:35,074 --> 00:47:36,309
- Mmm, they taste really good
1260
00:47:36,342 --> 00:47:37,310
with whiskey.
1261
00:47:37,343 --> 00:47:41,047
- These bars look fantastic.
1262
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,515
I'm actually ready to vote right
1263
00:47:42,548 --> 00:47:44,583
now -- Best dish of the night.
1264
00:47:44,617 --> 00:47:45,318
- [ squeals ]
1265
00:47:45,351 --> 00:47:47,586
[ both laugh ]
1266
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:49,588
- Why do my eyebrows feel like
1267
00:47:49,622 --> 00:47:51,124
they're falling away?
1268
00:47:51,157 --> 00:47:54,627
- Florene...
1269
00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:55,661
These bars wouldn't have
1270
00:47:55,694 --> 00:47:57,096
anything to do with space, would
1271
00:47:57,130 --> 00:47:57,796
they?
1272
00:47:57,830 --> 00:47:59,198
- Max, are my eyebrows still
1273
00:47:59,232 --> 00:47:59,832
there?
1274
00:47:59,865 --> 00:48:01,600
- I made them in honor of
1275
00:48:01,634 --> 00:48:03,769
Apollo 11.
1276
00:48:03,802 --> 00:48:05,738
- I love you, Alice B. Toklas.
1277
00:48:05,771 --> 00:48:10,076
- Honey, my hairs are high.
1278
00:48:10,109 --> 00:48:10,776
- Whoa!
1279
00:48:10,809 --> 00:48:12,345
- [ laughing ] Oh, shit, shit,
1280
00:48:12,378 --> 00:48:13,679
shit.
1281
00:48:13,712 --> 00:48:15,214
Oh, shit.
1282
00:48:15,248 --> 00:48:19,785
[ both laugh ]
1283
00:48:19,818 --> 00:48:21,354
- [ exhales heavily ]
1284
00:48:21,387 --> 00:48:22,655
- Oh, come here, baby.
1285
00:48:22,688 --> 00:48:25,091
- I'm gonna taste like vodka
1286
00:48:25,124 --> 00:48:26,225
now.
1287
00:48:26,259 --> 00:48:28,427
- Ooh, look at me!
1288
00:48:28,461 --> 00:48:31,497
I'm a dancing tree.
1289
00:48:31,530 --> 00:48:33,532
[ laughs ]
1290
00:48:35,801 --> 00:48:37,503
- En garde!
1291
00:48:37,536 --> 00:48:41,240
[ laughter ]
1292
00:48:41,274 --> 00:48:42,241
Take that!
1293
00:48:42,275 --> 00:48:43,109
Take that!
1294
00:48:43,142 --> 00:48:44,510
Take that!
1295
00:48:44,543 --> 00:48:47,780
[ laughter ]
1296
00:48:47,813 --> 00:48:50,116
You bastard! I'm gonna get you!
1297
00:48:50,149 --> 00:48:51,417
- No, no, no, no.
1298
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:53,319
- Unh!
1299
00:48:53,352 --> 00:48:54,320
Unh!
1300
00:48:54,353 --> 00:48:55,521
- Shit.
1301
00:48:55,554 --> 00:48:57,156
What am I gonna do with a split
1302
00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:58,257
banana?
1303
00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:01,060
- Let's eat it.
1304
00:49:01,094 --> 00:49:03,796
[ laughter ]
1305
00:49:03,829 --> 00:49:06,565
[ up-tempo pop music playing ]
1306
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:10,803
[ laughter ]
1307
00:49:10,836 --> 00:49:12,138
- Freeze!
1308
00:49:12,171 --> 00:49:13,539
Looks like we've got us some
1309
00:49:13,572 --> 00:49:14,807
hooligans up here in these
1310
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:15,474
parts.
1311
00:49:15,508 --> 00:49:16,542
- [ southern accent ] Yes,
1312
00:49:16,575 --> 00:49:17,210
ma'am.
1313
00:49:17,243 --> 00:49:18,144
Looks like we ought to frisk
1314
00:49:18,177 --> 00:49:18,644
them.
1315
00:49:18,677 --> 00:49:19,412
- Drop the belt.
1316
00:49:19,445 --> 00:49:20,546
- Excuse me, ma'am.
1317
00:49:20,579 --> 00:49:21,547
Can you turn down your
1318
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,248
headlights?
1319
00:49:22,281 --> 00:49:23,616
I ain't checking under the hood.
1320
00:49:23,649 --> 00:49:25,718
- [ laughs ]
1321
00:49:25,751 --> 00:49:28,421
- Come out, now, nice and slow.
1322
00:49:28,454 --> 00:49:29,422
- Take me.
1323
00:49:29,455 --> 00:49:31,157
- You've been a bad boy,
1324
00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,559
haven't you?
1325
00:49:33,592 --> 00:49:35,828
[ both moaning lightly ]
1326
00:49:41,867 --> 00:49:46,172
[ door closes ]
1327
00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:50,176
- Oh!
1328
00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:52,345
[ groaning ]
1329
00:49:58,651 --> 00:50:03,256
[ both moaning ]
1330
00:50:03,289 --> 00:50:06,392
- [ laughs ]
1331
00:50:06,425 --> 00:50:07,726
[ pounding on door ]
1332
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,330
[ moaning continues ]
1333
00:50:11,364 --> 00:50:16,202
- [ laughing ]
1334
00:50:16,235 --> 00:50:18,871
[ coughs ]
1335
00:50:18,904 --> 00:50:24,510
[ moaning continues ]
1336
00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:27,112
[ both breathing heavily ]
1337
00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:48,534
[ door opens ]
1338
00:51:26,705 --> 00:51:28,807
- Ohh!
1339
00:51:28,841 --> 00:51:30,809
[ vomiting ]
1340
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:50,329
- Do you still like me?
1341
00:51:58,937 --> 00:52:00,973
[ lock engages ]
1342
00:52:14,487 --> 00:52:16,489
I still like you.
1343
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,595
I love you.
1344
00:52:22,628 --> 00:52:24,997
[ water running ]
1345
00:52:48,521 --> 00:52:50,656
- [ exhales heavily ]
1346
00:53:44,477 --> 00:53:48,947
- ♪ Someday
1347
00:53:48,981 --> 00:53:53,952
♪ He will come along
1348
00:53:53,986 --> 00:53:56,889
♪ Someday
1349
00:53:56,922 --> 00:54:02,495
♪ And he'll be big and strong
1350
00:54:02,528 --> 00:54:05,698
♪ Someday
1351
00:54:05,731 --> 00:54:11,437
♪ He will come along
1352
00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:15,107
♪ Mm-Hmm
1353
00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:18,977
♪ Come along
1354
00:54:19,011 --> 00:54:22,381
♪ Someday he'll come along
1355
00:54:22,415 --> 00:54:27,486
♪ That man I love
1356
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,723
♪ Someday he'll come along
1357
00:54:30,756 --> 00:54:35,594
♪ That man I love
1358
00:54:35,628 --> 00:54:37,763
♪ Oh, lord, won't you send
1359
00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:38,664
him? ♪
1360
00:54:38,697 --> 00:54:40,466
- Hello, Max.
1361
00:54:40,499 --> 00:54:42,668
- ♪ Won't you send him to me?
1362
00:54:42,701 --> 00:54:44,603
- It's pretty isolated up here.
1363
00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:48,507
Good job.
1364
00:54:48,541 --> 00:54:50,676
- It's my private spot.
1365
00:54:50,709 --> 00:54:51,410
It's where I come to think...
1366
00:54:51,444 --> 00:54:54,146
- ♪ Tired of being lonely
1367
00:54:54,179 --> 00:54:55,548
- ...And to be alone.
1368
00:54:55,581 --> 00:54:58,484
- ♪ I'm tired of being blue
1369
00:54:58,517 --> 00:55:00,018
- I made us a picnic lunch.
1370
00:55:00,052 --> 00:55:01,186
- I don't really have time to
1371
00:55:01,219 --> 00:55:01,787
eat.
1372
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,155
- ♪ ...For a miracle
1373
00:55:03,188 --> 00:55:06,492
♪ And that miracle must come
1374
00:55:06,525 --> 00:55:08,961
true ♪
1375
00:55:08,994 --> 00:55:10,963
♪ Oh, lord, won't you send
1376
00:55:10,996 --> 00:55:13,632
him? ♪
1377
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:19,171
♪ Won't you send him my way?
1378
00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:29,782
♪ Oh, I'm so lonely
1379
00:55:29,815 --> 00:55:33,819
♪ I'm so blue
1380
00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:37,956
♪ I need someone to love me
1381
00:55:37,990 --> 00:55:41,794
♪ Someone who'll be true
1382
00:55:41,827 --> 00:55:46,098
♪ I'm down on my knees
1383
00:55:46,131 --> 00:55:48,867
♪ I'm begging you, please
1384
00:55:48,901 --> 00:55:51,203
♪ Won't you help me, somebody?
1385
00:55:51,236 --> 00:55:54,540
♪ Help me, somebody
1386
00:55:54,573 --> 00:55:57,476
♪ Won't you send him to me?
1387
00:55:57,510 --> 00:55:58,944
♪ Mmm
1388
00:55:58,977 --> 00:56:00,212
[ birds chirping ]
1389
00:56:00,245 --> 00:56:02,948
- Honestly, my favorite thing
1390
00:56:02,981 --> 00:56:04,683
is when Kitty rubs my monster
1391
00:56:04,717 --> 00:56:05,551
while I watch
1392
00:56:05,584 --> 00:56:06,852
"The Carol Burnett Show."
1393
00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:09,822
[ laughter ]
1394
00:56:09,855 --> 00:56:11,256
- How is that the subject of
1395
00:56:11,289 --> 00:56:13,025
our conversations always turn to
1396
00:56:13,058 --> 00:56:14,693
sex?
1397
00:56:14,727 --> 00:56:15,961
- 'Cause people like to talk
1398
00:56:15,994 --> 00:56:17,229
about the things that they want
1399
00:56:17,262 --> 00:56:20,265
and they never get.
1400
00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:23,235
- Romance?
1401
00:56:23,268 --> 00:56:25,571
- Like blowjobs.
1402
00:56:25,604 --> 00:56:28,040
- Yeah, buddy, with you all the
1403
00:56:28,073 --> 00:56:30,142
way.
1404
00:56:30,175 --> 00:56:31,276
[ chuckles ]
1405
00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:35,848
- My wife's vagina looks like a
1406
00:56:35,881 --> 00:56:38,584
parenthesis with an afro.
1407
00:56:38,617 --> 00:56:39,518
- Well, I'm not sure I
1408
00:56:39,552 --> 00:56:40,986
understand vaginas.
1409
00:56:41,019 --> 00:56:42,254
- What's to understand?
1410
00:56:42,287 --> 00:56:44,590
A pussy is a doorway.
1411
00:56:44,623 --> 00:56:46,925
You go in, and you come out.
1412
00:56:46,959 --> 00:56:47,993
Les, you're up, buddy.
1413
00:56:48,026 --> 00:56:48,994
- Whereas my wife won't even
1414
00:56:49,027 --> 00:56:51,263
give me a blowjob.
1415
00:56:51,296 --> 00:56:52,598
I mean, I go down on her, and
1416
00:56:52,631 --> 00:56:53,666
everything's fine, but when it
1417
00:56:53,699 --> 00:56:55,901
comes to returning the favor,
1418
00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:57,269
she always says, "No, no, no,
1419
00:56:57,302 --> 00:56:58,871
it's not ladylike."
1420
00:56:58,904 --> 00:56:59,938
I mean, what's not ladylike
1421
00:56:59,972 --> 00:57:02,040
about that?
1422
00:57:02,074 --> 00:57:04,042
- You should try my wife.
1423
00:57:04,076 --> 00:57:06,011
She gives great blowjobs.
1424
00:57:06,044 --> 00:57:07,179
- Are you kidding, man?
1425
00:57:07,212 --> 00:57:12,150
- Flo knows what a man needs.
1426
00:57:12,184 --> 00:57:14,152
> Ask Connie.
1427
00:57:14,186 --> 00:57:18,156
He's been on the receiving end.
1428
00:57:18,190 --> 00:57:19,291
- Flo knows.
1429
00:57:19,324 --> 00:57:23,095
[ laughter ]
1430
00:57:23,128 --> 00:57:25,030
See, fellas, we're about
1431
00:57:25,063 --> 00:57:25,964
symbiosis.
1432
00:57:25,998 --> 00:57:28,300
The women -- They bring the main
1433
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,769
dish, and the men -- They bring
1434
00:57:30,803 --> 00:57:31,904
the dessert.
1435
00:57:31,937 --> 00:57:33,305
- That little casserole thing
1436
00:57:33,338 --> 00:57:36,208
that they've got going on --
1437
00:57:36,241 --> 00:57:39,344
It's like a gift waiting under
1438
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:43,782
the tree...for us to open.
1439
00:57:43,816 --> 00:57:44,783
- [ laughs ]
1440
00:57:44,817 --> 00:57:46,685
So, you guys should come over
1441
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:49,722
friday night, bring the wives.
1442
00:57:49,755 --> 00:57:51,256
- It'll be fun.
1443
00:57:51,289 --> 00:57:54,793
- Say again.
1444
00:57:54,827 --> 00:57:58,664
- You have to populate.
1445
00:57:58,697 --> 00:57:59,732
♪ Populate
1446
00:57:59,765 --> 00:58:05,671
[ laughter ]
1447
00:58:05,704 --> 00:58:08,273
- Oh, I'll be sure to bring
1448
00:58:08,306 --> 00:58:10,142
Patti.
1449
00:58:10,175 --> 00:58:12,945
- It's time to act like ancient
1450
00:58:12,978 --> 00:58:14,346
Romans.
1451
00:58:14,379 --> 00:58:17,950
- Men, grab your sticks.
1452
00:58:17,983 --> 00:58:19,284
It's time to throw our balls
1453
00:58:19,317 --> 00:58:19,785
around.
1454
00:58:19,818 --> 00:58:22,220
[ light laughter ]
1455
00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:23,856
- Right.
1456
00:58:23,889 --> 00:58:24,957
- I'm a little uncomfortable
1457
00:58:24,990 --> 00:58:27,159
with stereotypes.
1458
00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:33,231
- Do you like the way I look in
1459
00:58:33,265 --> 00:58:34,967
this?
1460
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,702
- Sure.
1461
00:58:36,735 --> 00:58:37,970
- What does that mean?
1462
00:58:38,003 --> 00:58:40,238
Do you think I look pretty?
1463
00:58:40,272 --> 00:58:41,974
- Doll, I've lived with you for
1464
00:58:42,007 --> 00:58:43,776
12 years, and I'm not gonna fall
1465
00:58:43,809 --> 00:58:44,877
into your circle of
1466
00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:45,744
conversation.
1467
00:58:45,778 --> 00:58:46,912
- It's not a circle.
1468
00:58:46,945 --> 00:58:49,715
It's communication.
1469
00:58:49,748 --> 00:58:50,983
Just a simple answer.
1470
00:58:51,016 --> 00:58:52,851
Just look at me and tell me if
1471
00:58:52,885 --> 00:58:55,053
you think I look pretty.
1472
00:58:55,087 --> 00:58:58,023
Say yes or no.
1473
00:58:58,056 --> 00:59:01,026
- You look delicious.
1474
00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:02,327
If you were a cake, I'd eat
1475
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:02,928
you up.
1476
00:59:02,961 --> 00:59:04,763
- There.
1477
00:59:04,797 --> 00:59:06,765
That wasn't so hard, was it?
1478
00:59:10,335 --> 00:59:12,337
I don't know, though.
1479
00:59:12,370 --> 00:59:13,872
I think this belt hits me a
1480
00:59:13,906 --> 00:59:15,073
little high in the waist.
1481
00:59:15,107 --> 00:59:16,174
I don't have a waist.
1482
00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:17,275
Where are you going?
1483
00:59:17,309 --> 00:59:19,011
- In the tv room, where there's
1484
00:59:19,044 --> 00:59:19,712
no belts.
1485
00:59:19,745 --> 00:59:20,879
- You don't care how I look at
1486
00:59:20,913 --> 00:59:21,579
all, do you?
1487
00:59:21,613 --> 00:59:22,280
You wouldn't mind if I walked
1488
00:59:22,314 --> 00:59:23,782
around in front of our friends
1489
00:59:23,816 --> 00:59:24,449
without a waist.
1490
00:59:24,482 --> 00:59:25,751
- Belle, why don't you just
1491
00:59:25,784 --> 00:59:26,418
take the belt off?
1492
00:59:26,451 --> 00:59:27,886
- And look like a shapeless
1493
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,320
sack?
1494
00:59:28,353 --> 00:59:29,922
No, thank you.
1495
00:59:29,955 --> 00:59:31,089
You're so clueless about
1496
00:59:31,123 --> 00:59:33,325
fashion.
1497
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,903
Max, please.
1498
00:59:44,937 --> 00:59:46,304
I just finally got my makeup
1499
00:59:46,338 --> 00:59:48,073
right.
1500
00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:50,075
[ birds chirping ]
1501
00:59:57,349 --> 00:59:58,316
- Sterling.
1502
00:59:58,350 --> 00:59:59,317
- Ned.
1503
00:59:59,351 --> 01:00:00,318
- Hail Caesar.
1504
01:00:00,352 --> 01:00:02,788
- When in Rome, when in Rome.
1505
01:00:02,821 --> 01:00:04,489
- Kit, I'd like you to meet Ned
1506
01:00:04,522 --> 01:00:05,858
an Marjorie Lavon.
1507
01:00:05,891 --> 01:00:07,726
Ned, Marjorie, this is my wife,
1508
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,293
Kitty.
1509
01:00:08,326 --> 01:00:09,327
And this is Gayle and
1510
01:00:09,361 --> 01:00:10,128
Patti Parker.
1511
01:00:10,162 --> 01:00:11,496
- What a lovely home.
1512
01:00:11,529 --> 01:00:13,331
And your Haciendas -- They're so
1513
01:00:13,365 --> 01:00:14,032
beautiful.
1514
01:00:14,066 --> 01:00:15,934
- They're Hydrangeas, darling.
1515
01:00:15,968 --> 01:00:17,736
- But I'm fine.
1516
01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:19,938
Not fine -- I'm --
1517
01:00:19,972 --> 01:00:21,373
What does "fine" mean, anyway?
1518
01:00:21,406 --> 01:00:23,475
It's such a nothing word.
1519
01:00:23,508 --> 01:00:26,144
I've...been okay.
1520
01:00:26,178 --> 01:00:28,280
I'm sound. I'm with it.
1521
01:00:28,313 --> 01:00:29,815
I'm...Groovy.
1522
01:00:29,848 --> 01:00:31,083
[ chuckles ]
1523
01:00:31,116 --> 01:00:32,818
[ laughing ] I feel so stupid.
1524
01:00:32,851 --> 01:00:34,486
I try to sound relevant, and I
1525
01:00:34,519 --> 01:00:36,221
just can't sell it, can i?
1526
01:00:36,254 --> 01:00:36,922
- No.
1527
01:00:36,955 --> 01:00:39,157
- I mean, "I'm groovy" -- What
1528
01:00:39,191 --> 01:00:40,358
does that mean?
1529
01:00:40,392 --> 01:00:43,228
I mean, it means I'm -- Mlah!
1530
01:00:43,261 --> 01:00:44,496
It sounds like something an
1531
01:00:44,529 --> 01:00:45,363
album would say.
1532
01:00:45,397 --> 01:00:46,765
I mean, if you were gonna
1533
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:48,100
anthropomorphize an album, it
1534
01:00:48,133 --> 01:00:51,103
would be right in saying, "i'm
1535
01:00:51,136 --> 01:00:52,404
groovy."
1536
01:00:52,437 --> 01:00:53,371
[ laughs ]
1537
01:00:53,405 --> 01:00:58,310
- Take a swig of this.
1538
01:00:58,343 --> 01:00:59,878
- [ coughs ]
1539
01:00:59,912 --> 01:01:02,247
Good lord, Jerome, what is that,
1540
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,181
turpentine?
1541
01:01:03,215 --> 01:01:04,249
- Just about.
1542
01:01:04,282 --> 01:01:05,884
Leslie has a still in the
1543
01:01:05,918 --> 01:01:06,551
basement.
1544
01:01:06,584 --> 01:01:08,286
- Jerome, we're not in the
1545
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,387
hills of Tennessee.
1546
01:01:09,421 --> 01:01:11,323
This is a respectable community.
1547
01:01:11,356 --> 01:01:13,291
- Respectable, my ass.
1548
01:01:13,325 --> 01:01:14,126
- Screw it.
1549
01:01:14,159 --> 01:01:15,160
I want to get drunk.
1550
01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,262
Give me more.
1551
01:01:17,295 --> 01:01:18,396
- That's it, Sugar.
1552
01:01:18,430 --> 01:01:20,866
Let it all go.
1553
01:01:20,899 --> 01:01:21,566
- [ exhales heavily ]
1554
01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:23,869
- [ laughs ]
1555
01:01:23,902 --> 01:01:25,037
- I mean, who are those people,
1556
01:01:25,070 --> 01:01:26,404
anyway?
1557
01:01:26,438 --> 01:01:27,906
I don't want them here.
1558
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,274
I thought this party was just
1559
01:01:29,307 --> 01:01:32,945
for us -- private.
1560
01:01:32,978 --> 01:01:34,146
Oh.
1561
01:01:34,179 --> 01:01:37,883
Hello, Max.
1562
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:39,885
- I made Shepherd's Pie.
1563
01:01:39,918 --> 01:01:42,154
I ground the Spam myself.
1564
01:01:43,321 --> 01:01:44,289
[ birds chirping ]
1565
01:01:44,322 --> 01:01:45,891
- Damn arthritis.
1566
01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:47,459
I hate our bodies.
1567
01:01:47,492 --> 01:01:49,161
You know, it's a design flaw
1568
01:01:49,194 --> 01:01:50,929
that they start falling apart
1569
01:01:50,963 --> 01:01:51,897
before we die.
1570
01:01:51,930 --> 01:01:53,298
Who on earth thought of that,
1571
01:01:53,331 --> 01:01:53,999
anyway?
1572
01:01:54,032 --> 01:01:56,034
- The Lord God in heaven above,
1573
01:01:56,068 --> 01:01:56,969
of course.
1574
01:01:57,002 --> 01:01:58,036
He created us.
1575
01:01:58,070 --> 01:01:59,571
- Well, he should have had his
1576
01:01:59,604 --> 01:02:01,206
damn license revoked, giving an
1577
01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:02,307
expiration date to a
1578
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,175
consciousness.
1579
01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:03,808
How cruel.
1580
01:02:03,842 --> 01:02:05,210
How fucking cruel is that?
1581
01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:05,911
[ laughs ]
1582
01:02:05,944 --> 01:02:07,579
- He gave you life, after all.
1583
01:02:07,612 --> 01:02:08,580
Don't forget that.
1584
01:02:08,613 --> 01:02:10,048
- What he gave me is the
1585
01:02:10,082 --> 01:02:11,483
ability to know that I'm going
1586
01:02:11,516 --> 01:02:14,252
to die, and I find that
1587
01:02:14,286 --> 01:02:15,921
excruciating.
1588
01:02:15,954 --> 01:02:17,455
So, go ahead and believe in your
1589
01:02:17,489 --> 01:02:19,057
god if you must, but at least
1590
01:02:19,091 --> 01:02:21,593
acknowledge the fact that he is
1591
01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:24,396
most psychopathic serial killer
1592
01:02:24,429 --> 01:02:27,332
of all time.
1593
01:02:27,365 --> 01:02:28,967
I mean, if any one of us were to
1594
01:02:29,001 --> 01:02:30,368
just reach across the table and
1595
01:02:30,402 --> 01:02:31,937
strangle the life out of her,
1596
01:02:31,970 --> 01:02:33,338
would it make any difference to
1597
01:02:33,371 --> 01:02:34,039
the world?
1598
01:02:34,072 --> 01:02:35,473
I mean, her god kills people all
1599
01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:36,474
the time, every day.
1600
01:02:36,508 --> 01:02:37,943
So, it must be all right for us
1601
01:02:37,976 --> 01:02:38,944
to do the same thing.
1602
01:02:38,977 --> 01:02:40,545
Wouldn't you think?
1603
01:02:40,578 --> 01:02:42,414
Hypothetically speaking.
1604
01:02:44,182 --> 01:02:45,383
- Oh, is there anything I can
1605
01:02:45,417 --> 01:02:45,951
do to help?
1606
01:02:45,984 --> 01:02:47,119
- No, honey, we're just
1607
01:02:47,152 --> 01:02:47,652
getting ready.
1608
01:02:47,685 --> 01:02:48,353
- Excuse me.
1609
01:02:48,386 --> 01:02:48,987
- Are you sure?
1610
01:02:49,021 --> 01:02:50,488
- So, forgive me for not
1611
01:02:50,522 --> 01:02:52,024
knowing, but do we take our
1612
01:02:52,057 --> 01:02:55,227
clothes off now or later?
1613
01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:56,228
I've just never done this kind
1614
01:02:56,261 --> 01:02:57,229
of thing before.
1615
01:02:57,262 --> 01:02:58,396
- Whenever you feel like,
1616
01:02:58,430 --> 01:02:58,964
honey.
1617
01:02:58,997 --> 01:02:59,664
- What?
1618
01:02:59,697 --> 01:03:00,966
- Well, Gayle didn't tell me if
1619
01:03:00,999 --> 01:03:02,134
we'd be screwing each other
1620
01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,435
before dinner or after dinner.
1621
01:03:03,468 --> 01:03:04,502
- [ gasps ]
1622
01:03:04,536 --> 01:03:05,437
- Which is it?
1623
01:03:05,470 --> 01:03:09,107
[ laughter ]
1624
01:03:09,141 --> 01:03:11,409
- Ned, sweetie, we're going.
1625
01:03:11,443 --> 01:03:12,410
- We just got here.
1626
01:03:12,444 --> 01:03:13,511
We're not leaving yet.
1627
01:03:13,545 --> 01:03:14,646
- Something's come up at
1628
01:03:14,679 --> 01:03:15,213
church.
1629
01:03:15,247 --> 01:03:16,514
- I don't want to go.
1630
01:03:16,548 --> 01:03:18,650
- I know what's going on here.
1631
01:03:18,683 --> 01:03:20,118
I'm not an idiot.
1632
01:03:20,152 --> 01:03:22,254
- Marjorie, take the car and go
1633
01:03:22,287 --> 01:03:22,654
home.
1634
01:03:22,687 --> 01:03:23,321
- What?
1635
01:03:23,355 --> 01:03:25,390
- Take the car and go home.
1636
01:03:25,423 --> 01:03:29,261
- Ned lavon, I'm your wife.
1637
01:03:29,294 --> 01:03:31,396
[ scoffs ]
1638
01:03:31,429 --> 01:03:33,131
- Nice to meet you, marjorie.
1639
01:03:33,165 --> 01:03:34,532
- Poor bastard.
1640
01:03:34,566 --> 01:03:35,600
- Drive safe.
1641
01:03:35,633 --> 01:03:37,535
- I'll drink to that.
1642
01:03:37,569 --> 01:03:38,336
- Cheers.
1643
01:03:38,370 --> 01:03:41,039
- Cheers.
1644
01:03:41,073 --> 01:03:42,407
- Oh [chuckles] Hi.
1645
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,542
- Let me help you.
1646
01:03:44,576 --> 01:03:45,543
- Okay.
1647
01:03:45,577 --> 01:03:48,346
- ♪ Tell me, baby
1648
01:03:48,380 --> 01:03:51,016
♪ Do you love me?
1649
01:03:51,049 --> 01:03:53,318
♪ Or do you take me
1650
01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:55,720
♪ For a fool?
1651
01:03:55,753 --> 01:04:01,026
♪ You made eyes at other men
1652
01:04:01,059 --> 01:04:03,595
♪ And now tell me what
1653
01:04:03,628 --> 01:04:06,164
♪ Am I to do?
1654
01:04:06,198 --> 01:04:08,700
♪ Please don't fool me
1655
01:04:08,733 --> 01:04:11,236
♪ Let me know
1656
01:04:11,269 --> 01:04:14,106
♪ If you don't love me
1657
01:04:14,139 --> 01:04:16,341
♪ Tell me so
1658
01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:18,510
♪ Now, do you love me?
1659
01:04:18,543 --> 01:04:21,980
[ mid-tempo pop music playing ]
1660
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:09,221
- [ laughing ]
1661
01:06:09,254 --> 01:06:11,489
[ breathing heavily ]
1662
01:06:11,523 --> 01:06:13,291
[ snarling ]
1663
01:06:13,325 --> 01:06:15,727
[ chuckles ]
1664
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,162
[ both laugh ]
1665
01:06:17,195 --> 01:06:19,597
Pour -- pour me one, too, Tiger.
1666
01:06:19,631 --> 01:06:21,866
[ both laugh ]
1667
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,368
- Are you as thirsty as I am?
1668
01:06:23,401 --> 01:06:26,171
- Oh, you bet.
1669
01:06:26,204 --> 01:06:27,572
[ glass clinks ]
1670
01:06:27,605 --> 01:06:28,440
- Sterling?
1671
01:06:28,473 --> 01:06:31,509
- Yes?
1672
01:06:31,543 --> 01:06:32,009
- [ chuckles ]
1673
01:06:32,043 --> 01:06:33,211
This is fun, man.
1674
01:06:33,245 --> 01:06:34,446
Thank you.
1675
01:06:34,479 --> 01:06:36,648
- You're welcome.
1676
01:06:36,681 --> 01:06:38,850
- Oh, damn it.
1677
01:06:38,883 --> 01:06:40,218
Ran out of booze.
1678
01:06:40,252 --> 01:06:41,486
[ bottle thuds ]
1679
01:06:41,519 --> 01:06:42,720
- Nah, it's cool.
1680
01:06:42,754 --> 01:06:43,888
We can share.
1681
01:06:43,921 --> 01:06:45,457
[ up-tempo Motown music
1682
01:06:45,490 --> 01:06:46,591
playing ]
1683
01:06:46,624 --> 01:06:48,660
[ indistinct singing ]
1684
01:06:52,897 --> 01:06:54,866
- Mnh.
1685
01:06:54,899 --> 01:06:57,735
[ gasps ]
1686
01:07:03,941 --> 01:07:04,876
[ sighs ]
1687
01:07:04,909 --> 01:07:06,744
Hey, sterling, I can't.
1688
01:07:06,778 --> 01:07:08,513
Um, I don't think I can kiss a
1689
01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:11,783
man 'cause I'm a Christian.
1690
01:07:11,816 --> 01:07:15,353
- Me, too, man.
1691
01:07:15,387 --> 01:07:17,789
Christians make the best lovers.
1692
01:07:21,926 --> 01:07:24,896
- [ breathing heavily ]
1693
01:07:24,929 --> 01:07:27,899
- Remember -- Judas kissed
1694
01:07:27,932 --> 01:07:29,367
Christ.
1695
01:07:29,401 --> 01:07:31,636
- ♪ If you're lonely
1696
01:07:31,669 --> 01:07:36,841
[ singing indistinctly ]
1697
01:07:36,874 --> 01:07:38,776
- In a scene described by one
1698
01:07:38,810 --> 01:07:40,845
investigator as reminiscent of a
1699
01:07:40,878 --> 01:07:42,647
weird religious rite, five
1700
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:43,781
persons, including actress
1701
01:07:43,815 --> 01:07:44,549
Sharon Tate...
1702
01:07:44,582 --> 01:07:45,217
- [ crying ]
1703
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:46,551
- ...Were found dead at the
1704
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:47,652
home of Ms. Tate and her
1705
01:07:47,685 --> 01:07:48,786
husband, screen director
1706
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:50,922
Roman Polanski.
1707
01:07:50,955 --> 01:07:52,657
Ms. Tate, who starred in "The
1708
01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:54,526
Valley of the Dolls," was eight
1709
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:56,428
months pregnant and was found in
1710
01:07:56,461 --> 01:07:58,263
a bikini-type nightgown with a
1711
01:07:58,296 --> 01:07:59,864
rope around her neck, attached
1712
01:07:59,897 --> 01:08:01,199
to the body of a man.
1713
01:08:01,233 --> 01:08:03,535
- Two bodies inside, two bodies
1714
01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:04,736
outside.
1715
01:08:04,769 --> 01:08:06,438
- Among the other victims were
1716
01:08:06,471 --> 01:08:07,672
hollywood hair stylist
1717
01:08:07,705 --> 01:08:09,307
Jay Sebring and coffee heiress
1718
01:08:09,341 --> 01:08:10,275
Abigail Folger.
1719
01:08:10,308 --> 01:08:11,809
Authorities found nobody in
1720
01:08:11,843 --> 01:08:13,711
unofficial capacity inside the
1721
01:08:13,745 --> 01:08:15,413
plush $200,000 home in the
1722
01:08:15,447 --> 01:08:17,215
Hollywood hills overlooking
1723
01:08:17,249 --> 01:08:17,949
Los Angeles.
1724
01:08:17,982 --> 01:08:19,951
When police arrived, they found
1725
01:08:19,984 --> 01:08:21,819
the telephone and electricity
1726
01:08:21,853 --> 01:08:22,520
lines cut.
1727
01:08:22,554 --> 01:08:24,556
The bodies had been dead about
1728
01:08:24,589 --> 01:08:25,990
12 hours, discovered this
1729
01:08:26,023 --> 01:08:27,692
morning by a maid who ran
1730
01:08:27,725 --> 01:08:29,361
screaming to the neighbors.
1731
01:08:29,394 --> 01:08:31,496
An officer summed up the murders
1732
01:08:31,529 --> 01:08:33,565
when he said, "In all my years,
1733
01:08:33,598 --> 01:08:35,567
I've never seen anything like
1734
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,001
this before."
1735
01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:38,303
[ crickets chirping ]
1736
01:08:38,336 --> 01:08:39,304
- Why did the philosopher
1737
01:08:39,337 --> 01:08:41,706
drown?
1738
01:08:41,739 --> 01:08:43,375
Because he jumped in the lake
1739
01:08:43,408 --> 01:08:45,743
and thought about swimming.
1740
01:09:24,782 --> 01:09:27,819
[ birds chirping ]
1741
01:09:39,397 --> 01:09:42,767
- Ohh, Jesus.
1742
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:43,968
[ exhales sharply ]
1743
01:09:44,001 --> 01:09:45,370
Déjà vu.
1744
01:09:45,403 --> 01:09:46,904
[ chuckles ]
1745
01:09:46,938 --> 01:09:52,777
[ inhales sharply ]
1746
01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:55,046
Aah!
1747
01:11:28,973 --> 01:11:29,874
- Is he dead?
1748
01:11:29,907 --> 01:11:30,608
- Get in.
1749
01:11:30,642 --> 01:11:31,609
- Is he dead?
1750
01:11:31,643 --> 01:11:32,143
- Honey --
1751
01:11:32,176 --> 01:11:33,144
- No. Is he dead?
1752
01:11:33,177 --> 01:11:34,011
- Honey --
1753
01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:35,647
- No. Is he?
1754
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,148
- Honey.
1755
01:11:37,181 --> 01:11:40,752
- Patti, don't come outside.
1756
01:11:40,785 --> 01:11:43,421
- No. Leslie!
1757
01:11:43,455 --> 01:11:44,489
Ugh!
1758
01:11:44,522 --> 01:11:46,023
Let me go!
1759
01:11:46,057 --> 01:11:46,824
- He's dead!
1760
01:11:46,858 --> 01:11:48,526
- Let me go!
1761
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,627
- He's dead.
1762
01:11:49,661 --> 01:11:52,163
- [ breathing heavily ]
1763
01:11:55,700 --> 01:12:01,506
He's moving.
1764
01:12:01,539 --> 01:12:03,541
[ cries ]
1765
01:12:06,110 --> 01:12:08,646
- You want to take a ride?
1766
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,181
- I have to ask my dad, and
1767
01:12:10,214 --> 01:12:11,916
he's not here.
1768
01:12:11,949 --> 01:12:13,518
- What's she doing over there?
1769
01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:14,919
- Every time somebody says
1770
01:12:14,952 --> 01:12:16,654
"groovy" on on the television,
1771
01:12:16,688 --> 01:12:22,560
she's taking a drink.
1772
01:12:22,594 --> 01:12:25,563
- Does my face look red to you?
1773
01:12:25,597 --> 01:12:26,698
- Marybelle, you are always so
1774
01:12:26,731 --> 01:12:28,466
concerned with your face.
1775
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,667
- Do you think angels live in
1776
01:12:29,701 --> 01:12:30,668
our hair?
1777
01:12:30,702 --> 01:12:33,538
- Marybelle?
1778
01:12:33,571 --> 01:12:35,206
- Angels.
1779
01:12:35,239 --> 01:12:37,074
Do you think angels in live our
1780
01:12:37,108 --> 01:12:39,243
hair?
1781
01:12:39,276 --> 01:12:42,547
I think angels are real and tiny
1782
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:44,582
and transparent and they live in
1783
01:12:44,616 --> 01:12:46,551
our hair.
1784
01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:48,152
Sometimes they sit and dangle
1785
01:12:48,185 --> 01:12:49,954
their feet over the top of our
1786
01:12:49,987 --> 01:12:51,723
ears so that they can give us
1787
01:12:51,756 --> 01:12:53,090
advice when we're having
1788
01:12:53,124 --> 01:12:54,692
trouble.
1789
01:12:54,726 --> 01:12:56,861
- Marybelle.
1790
01:13:01,533 --> 01:13:03,501
[ can opener whirring ]
1791
01:13:13,277 --> 01:13:14,512
- [ sniffles ]
1792
01:13:14,546 --> 01:13:15,246
- Jerome?
1793
01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:16,714
- I can do the headstand,
1794
01:13:16,748 --> 01:13:18,716
Leslie.
1795
01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:19,751
Want to see?
1796
01:13:19,784 --> 01:13:22,987
You like that?
1797
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:23,988
- Uh, Jerome --
1798
01:13:24,021 --> 01:13:25,256
- Oh, no. Jerome, Jerome,
1799
01:13:25,289 --> 01:13:26,624
we're not gonna do this.
1800
01:13:26,658 --> 01:13:27,725
- Jerome, get down.
1801
01:13:27,759 --> 01:13:28,593
- Jerome, no.
1802
01:13:28,626 --> 01:13:31,729
[ indistinct arguing ]
1803
01:13:31,763 --> 01:13:33,998
- [ crying ] I want to die!
1804
01:13:34,031 --> 01:13:35,066
- Okay, babe.
1805
01:13:35,099 --> 01:13:36,801
It's okay.
1806
01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:39,537
It's okay, babe.
1807
01:13:39,571 --> 01:13:41,739
- [ cries ]
1808
01:13:41,773 --> 01:13:43,007
- I think I know how to make
1809
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:47,612
that happen right now.
1810
01:13:47,645 --> 01:13:50,181
- What a mess.
1811
01:13:54,919 --> 01:13:56,754
- Sit down, and I'll get you
1812
01:13:56,788 --> 01:13:59,023
your dinner.
1813
01:13:59,056 --> 01:14:00,892
- Another bubbling concoction
1814
01:14:00,925 --> 01:14:03,027
of crap?
1815
01:14:10,201 --> 01:14:11,669
Why can't we ever have a real
1816
01:14:11,703 --> 01:14:12,570
meal?
1817
01:14:12,604 --> 01:14:14,706
- Well, this one is turkey
1818
01:14:14,739 --> 01:14:16,641
turkey divan strata, and you
1819
01:14:16,674 --> 01:14:17,909
love it.
1820
01:14:17,942 --> 01:14:19,844
I made it for you our first
1821
01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:21,312
night in this house.
1822
01:14:21,345 --> 01:14:22,780
Do you remember, Connie?
1823
01:14:22,814 --> 01:14:24,916
- Steak would be a good meal.
1824
01:14:24,949 --> 01:14:26,718
You're too lazy to cut up some
1825
01:14:26,751 --> 01:14:28,586
real vegetables and grill me a
1826
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:30,054
piece of meat?
1827
01:14:30,087 --> 01:14:31,789
- Well, this has turkey in it
1828
01:14:31,823 --> 01:14:33,257
and it's got some spinach and
1829
01:14:33,290 --> 01:14:34,959
it's very, very good for you,
1830
01:14:34,992 --> 01:14:36,794
Connie.
1831
01:14:36,828 --> 01:14:37,929
- Sterling says Kitty makes a
1832
01:14:37,962 --> 01:14:39,063
different meal every night.
1833
01:14:39,096 --> 01:14:40,665
[ chair legs scrape ]
1834
01:14:40,698 --> 01:14:45,102
- Kitty is not creative.
1835
01:14:45,136 --> 01:14:47,338
- What about roast chicken?
1836
01:14:47,371 --> 01:14:50,608
I would love a roast chicken.
1837
01:14:50,642 --> 01:14:54,812
- Kitty is my very good friend.
1838
01:14:54,846 --> 01:14:57,081
I can assure you, she is not
1839
01:14:57,114 --> 01:14:58,983
roasting chickens.
1840
01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:00,251
Kitty does not know how to bake
1841
01:15:00,284 --> 01:15:04,121
a potato.
1842
01:15:04,155 --> 01:15:06,624
- You don't even try.
1843
01:15:06,658 --> 01:15:08,693
You do nothing.
1844
01:15:08,726 --> 01:15:10,227
Hell, even the can opener does
1845
01:15:10,261 --> 01:15:12,630
the work for you.
1846
01:15:12,664 --> 01:15:16,834
Connie, today was Leslie's day.
1847
01:15:16,868 --> 01:15:18,402
I didn't have time to truss you
1848
01:15:18,435 --> 01:15:20,371
a bird.
1849
01:15:20,404 --> 01:15:22,373
- "i didn't have time to truss
1850
01:15:22,406 --> 01:15:24,742
you a bird."
1851
01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:29,981
You're a stupid little hole,
1852
01:15:30,014 --> 01:15:32,283
you know that?
1853
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:40,925
[ liquid pours ]
1854
01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:43,728
[ bottle thuds ]
1855
01:15:43,761 --> 01:15:46,731
- Connie, I saw you fucking
1856
01:15:46,764 --> 01:15:49,000
that bitch.
1857
01:15:49,033 --> 01:15:53,304
And I saw that you liked it.
1858
01:15:53,337 --> 01:15:56,407
Is it 'cause she was a stranger?
1859
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,075
Is that what it takes now,
1860
01:15:58,109 --> 01:16:03,180
Connie, a stranger?
1861
01:16:03,214 --> 01:16:04,882
- Do you really want to get
1862
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,684
into this now?
1863
01:16:06,718 --> 01:16:08,452
- Well, I'm just not so sure
1864
01:16:08,485 --> 01:16:10,421
why you invited those people
1865
01:16:10,454 --> 01:16:11,756
into our house.
1866
01:16:11,789 --> 01:16:13,157
They're not part of our little
1867
01:16:13,190 --> 01:16:13,858
group.
1868
01:16:13,891 --> 01:16:15,226
- You mean they had nothing to
1869
01:16:15,259 --> 01:16:16,761
do with you and Max Beedum.
1870
01:16:16,794 --> 01:16:18,029
- I don't know what you're
1871
01:16:18,062 --> 01:16:18,830
talking about.
1872
01:16:18,863 --> 01:16:19,931
- Oh, come on, Sugar.
1873
01:16:19,964 --> 01:16:20,631
Be honest.
1874
01:16:20,664 --> 01:16:21,966
You've been wet for Max since
1875
01:16:21,999 --> 01:16:23,300
they moved across the street.
1876
01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,469
I know how that deceitful mind
1877
01:16:25,502 --> 01:16:26,904
of yours works.
1878
01:16:26,938 --> 01:16:28,706
You couldn't wait to get Max
1879
01:16:28,740 --> 01:16:29,406
inside you.
1880
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,208
You planned that party, got us
1881
01:16:31,242 --> 01:16:32,910
all drunk so you'd have an
1882
01:16:32,944 --> 01:16:34,779
excuse to live out your fantasy.
1883
01:16:34,812 --> 01:16:35,913
- I'll tell you something.
1884
01:16:35,947 --> 01:16:37,181
You take things, and you mess it
1885
01:16:37,214 --> 01:16:37,882
around.
1886
01:16:37,915 --> 01:16:38,850
I don't know how to reach you
1887
01:16:38,883 --> 01:16:39,550
anymore, Connie.
1888
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,819
I don't know how to talk to you!
1889
01:16:48,492 --> 01:16:50,728
- You don't know what you're
1890
01:16:50,762 --> 01:16:51,863
talking about.
1891
01:16:51,896 --> 01:16:52,964
- Would you like one scoop,
1892
01:16:52,997 --> 01:16:56,968
or would you like two?
1893
01:16:57,001 --> 01:16:58,369
- I don't want your fucking
1894
01:16:58,402 --> 01:17:00,204
casserole!
1895
01:17:00,237 --> 01:17:01,739
I am sick of it.
1896
01:17:01,773 --> 01:17:03,107
I'm sick of you.
1897
01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,076
I'm sick of this house.
1898
01:17:05,109 --> 01:17:06,510
I'm sick of your whiny mouth.
1899
01:17:06,543 --> 01:17:08,212
- I made you that dinner,
1900
01:17:08,245 --> 01:17:09,480
Connie.
1901
01:17:09,513 --> 01:17:11,949
You used to like that dish!
1902
01:17:11,983 --> 01:17:14,852
You used to love, love, love
1903
01:17:14,886 --> 01:17:18,155
turkey divan strata!
1904
01:17:18,189 --> 01:17:20,091
I worked hard to make dinner
1905
01:17:20,124 --> 01:17:22,159
tonight because I wanted to make
1906
01:17:22,193 --> 01:17:23,094
you happy!
1907
01:17:23,127 --> 01:17:25,229
I work hard to make you happy,
1908
01:17:25,262 --> 01:17:27,131
Connie, and you ruin it!
1909
01:17:27,164 --> 01:17:30,835
You ruined our dinner!
1910
01:17:30,868 --> 01:17:32,970
You get drunk and you get mad
1911
01:17:33,004 --> 01:17:34,839
and you ruin everything!
1912
01:17:34,872 --> 01:17:36,507
You lock yourself in that
1913
01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:38,910
fucking bathroom and you -- You
1914
01:17:38,943 --> 01:17:42,847
go after that -- Whatever you do
1915
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:47,051
to yourself, Connie!
1916
01:17:47,084 --> 01:17:49,286
Your leg.
1917
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,122
Your leg looks like raw
1918
01:17:51,155 --> 01:17:54,892
hamburger meat!
1919
01:17:54,926 --> 01:17:56,527
How am I supposed to love that?
1920
01:17:56,560 --> 01:18:00,397
- Shut your fucking mouth!
1921
01:18:00,431 --> 01:18:02,766
- [ crying ]
1922
01:18:06,303 --> 01:18:12,143
Just stop it.
1923
01:18:12,176 --> 01:18:15,312
Just...Stop it.
1924
01:18:21,052 --> 01:18:23,454
[ sniffles ]
1925
01:18:23,487 --> 01:18:27,892
[ breathing heavily ]
1926
01:18:27,925 --> 01:18:32,964
Connie...
1927
01:18:32,997 --> 01:18:35,066
I'm pregnant.
1928
01:18:44,075 --> 01:18:49,914
- Whore.
1929
01:18:49,947 --> 01:18:54,986
Isn't that an ugly word?
1930
01:18:55,019 --> 01:18:57,188
Hmm?
1931
01:18:57,221 --> 01:18:58,455
I think it's the hard "h"
1932
01:18:58,489 --> 01:19:03,060
sound -- "hah" -- Followed by
1933
01:19:03,094 --> 01:19:08,465
that hard "r" -- "orr."
1934
01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:10,201
It's a really ugly word, isn't
1935
01:19:10,234 --> 01:19:11,869
it?
1936
01:19:11,903 --> 01:19:14,338
"Whore."
1937
01:19:14,371 --> 01:19:16,140
You almost have to expectorate
1938
01:19:16,173 --> 01:19:18,542
to say it.
1939
01:19:18,575 --> 01:19:21,212
"Whore"!
1940
01:19:21,245 --> 01:19:22,479
I think that's what makes it
1941
01:19:22,513 --> 01:19:26,350
such a horrible word, not just
1942
01:19:26,383 --> 01:19:28,519
the consonants hitting each
1943
01:19:28,552 --> 01:19:31,622
other, but it takes effort to
1944
01:19:31,655 --> 01:19:33,490
say it.
1945
01:19:33,524 --> 01:19:35,492
"Whore"!
1946
01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,368
You really have to push to get
1947
01:19:44,401 --> 01:19:46,870
it out.
1948
01:19:55,146 --> 01:19:58,015
- [ crying ] Help me.
1949
01:19:58,049 --> 01:20:01,052
Just help me.
1950
01:20:01,085 --> 01:20:03,120
- [ crying ] Whore.
1951
01:20:07,558 --> 01:20:12,396
Whore!
1952
01:20:12,429 --> 01:20:14,131
- No.
1953
01:20:14,165 --> 01:20:15,666
Don't leave me, Connie.
1954
01:20:15,699 --> 01:20:17,001
Please don't leave me.
1955
01:20:17,034 --> 01:20:17,668
- Get off of me.
1956
01:20:17,701 --> 01:20:19,070
- Please don't leave me,
1957
01:20:19,103 --> 01:20:19,770
Connie.
1958
01:20:19,803 --> 01:20:23,007
Connie, come back here, please.
1959
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,210
Please, Connie.
1960
01:20:26,243 --> 01:20:30,181
I'm just so sorry!
1961
01:20:30,214 --> 01:20:31,949
Connie, I'm sorry!
1962
01:20:31,983 --> 01:20:35,552
Please come back here!
1963
01:20:35,586 --> 01:20:38,055
Connie!
1964
01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:46,563
- I'm a lemon.
1965
01:20:46,597 --> 01:20:48,299
I'm a bag of Jello.
1966
01:20:48,332 --> 01:20:50,167
Look at me. I'm a yeti.
1967
01:20:50,201 --> 01:20:52,203
- Oh, no, you're not.
1968
01:20:58,342 --> 01:20:59,977
- You're thick.
1969
01:21:00,011 --> 01:21:01,345
I like you fine just the way you
1970
01:21:01,378 --> 01:21:03,714
are.
1971
01:21:03,747 --> 01:21:07,451
- I'm a...Ballast.
1972
01:21:07,484 --> 01:21:10,321
- Don't be ridiculous.
1973
01:21:10,354 --> 01:21:11,455
We're in this together,
1974
01:21:11,488 --> 01:21:17,328
remember?
1975
01:21:17,361 --> 01:21:18,129
- [ sighs ]
1976
01:21:18,162 --> 01:21:20,331
Look.
1977
01:21:20,364 --> 01:21:21,032
Okay?
1978
01:21:21,065 --> 01:21:23,667
I'm not exactly a tasty dish.
1979
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,069
- What are you talking about?
1980
01:21:25,102 --> 01:21:27,104
You are the most beautiful woman
1981
01:21:27,138 --> 01:21:31,742
I have ever seen.
1982
01:21:31,775 --> 01:21:34,011
I'm a manatee.
1983
01:21:34,045 --> 01:21:35,346
God, when did this happen?
1984
01:21:35,379 --> 01:21:39,083
I'm not even a man anymore.
1985
01:21:39,116 --> 01:21:41,352
- Of course you are.
1986
01:21:41,385 --> 01:21:44,288
You're my man.
1987
01:21:44,321 --> 01:21:46,623
- I'm not.
1988
01:21:46,657 --> 01:21:47,691
I'm a dump truck.
1989
01:21:47,724 --> 01:21:49,093
I'm a cruise liner.
1990
01:21:49,126 --> 01:21:50,761
I'm the darn Isthmus of Panama.
1991
01:21:50,794 --> 01:21:55,232
- You're perfect to me.
1992
01:21:55,266 --> 01:21:57,368
Okay?
1993
01:22:01,172 --> 01:22:02,806
[ gasps, whimpers ]
1994
01:22:02,839 --> 01:22:05,008
You're perfect to me.
1995
01:22:06,843 --> 01:22:09,780
- Hey, Ned.
1996
01:22:09,813 --> 01:22:11,582
Can you come here for a second?
1997
01:22:11,615 --> 01:22:12,649
- What do you want?
1998
01:22:12,683 --> 01:22:15,386
[ birds chirping ]
1999
01:22:15,419 --> 01:22:18,655
- What's going on, ned?
2000
01:22:18,689 --> 01:22:19,723
- I got to be someplace.
2001
01:22:19,756 --> 01:22:20,457
I got to go.
2002
01:22:20,491 --> 01:22:24,795
- Wait.
2003
01:22:24,828 --> 01:22:27,698
- I thought maybe we could, um,
2004
01:22:27,731 --> 01:22:34,605
get together sometime.
2005
01:22:34,638 --> 01:22:36,140
- Sterling, I'm not that way.
2006
01:22:36,173 --> 01:22:38,542
I'm sorry.
2007
01:22:38,575 --> 01:22:43,280
- Really?
2008
01:22:43,314 --> 01:22:48,085
- Really.
2009
01:22:48,119 --> 01:22:49,420
- You know, for not being that
2010
01:22:49,453 --> 01:22:51,822
way, you sure give a hell of a
2011
01:22:51,855 --> 01:22:55,826
blowjob, buddy.
2012
01:22:55,859 --> 01:22:59,363
Ugh!
2013
01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:01,465
- Stay the fuck out of my life.
2014
01:23:07,371 --> 01:23:10,874
[ door creaks ]
2015
01:23:10,907 --> 01:23:13,444
- Oh, my god.
2016
01:23:19,683 --> 01:23:22,186
Sterling, what happened?
2017
01:23:22,219 --> 01:23:23,454
- [ voice breaking ] I messed
2018
01:23:23,487 --> 01:23:24,855
up, Kitty.
2019
01:23:24,888 --> 01:23:27,191
[ cries ]
2020
01:23:31,762 --> 01:23:33,730
- Oh. Shh. Okay.
2021
01:23:33,764 --> 01:23:36,400
I'm here.
2022
01:23:36,433 --> 01:23:37,734
I'm here.
2023
01:23:37,768 --> 01:23:39,403
Okay, honey?
2024
01:23:39,436 --> 01:23:41,472
[ smooches ]
2025
01:23:41,505 --> 01:23:42,873
- [ continues crying ]
2026
01:23:42,906 --> 01:23:45,509
- Shh.
2027
01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:01,758
- [ speaking indistinctly ]
2028
01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:06,897
- Hey, I'm not going anywhere.
2029
01:24:06,930 --> 01:24:08,499
I'm not gonna let anything
2030
01:24:08,532 --> 01:24:10,534
happen to you.
2031
01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:17,140
[ birds chirping ]
2032
01:24:40,831 --> 01:24:43,800
- Hello, Max.
2033
01:24:43,834 --> 01:24:45,569
I've missed you so much.
2034
01:24:45,602 --> 01:24:46,803
- Sugar, what are you doing
2035
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:48,272
here?
2036
01:24:48,305 --> 01:24:49,473
- You're all sweaty, Max.
2037
01:24:49,506 --> 01:24:50,941
- I just got back from a run.
2038
01:24:50,974 --> 01:24:52,276
- How long will it take you to
2039
01:24:52,309 --> 01:24:52,943
pack?
2040
01:24:52,976 --> 01:24:54,811
My things are all ready.
2041
01:24:54,845 --> 01:24:56,313
I figure if we leave now, we
2042
01:24:56,347 --> 01:24:57,814
could be to vegas by nightfall.
2043
01:24:57,848 --> 01:24:58,482
- [ chuckles ]
2044
01:24:58,515 --> 01:24:59,950
Sugar, what are you talking
2045
01:24:59,983 --> 01:25:00,651
about?
2046
01:25:00,684 --> 01:25:02,819
- Oh, we're gonna start a new
2047
01:25:02,853 --> 01:25:05,722
life together, Max, you and i.
2048
01:25:05,756 --> 01:25:08,959
Won't it be divine?
2049
01:25:08,992 --> 01:25:12,629
I'm having our baby, Max.
2050
01:25:12,663 --> 01:25:16,700
We did it, you and i.
2051
01:25:16,733 --> 01:25:18,735
Baby Beedum.
2052
01:25:18,769 --> 01:25:20,437
It'll be the most beautiful
2053
01:25:20,471 --> 01:25:22,573
baby ever.
2054
01:25:22,606 --> 01:25:24,708
I've never felt this way before.
2055
01:25:24,741 --> 01:25:26,310
You don't understand.
2056
01:25:26,343 --> 01:25:28,445
I feel alive for the first time
2057
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:30,314
ever in my whole life, Max.
2058
01:25:30,347 --> 01:25:30,981
Everything is going
2059
01:25:31,014 --> 01:25:31,682
to be okay, Max.
2060
01:25:31,715 --> 01:25:32,849
- Sugar, I don't know what's
2061
01:25:32,883 --> 01:25:34,017
going on in that head of yours,
2062
01:25:34,050 --> 01:25:40,757
but I am not leaving my wife.
2063
01:25:40,791 --> 01:25:42,393
- But you're gonna be a daddy,
2064
01:25:42,426 --> 01:25:49,466
Max, a real father.
2065
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,735
- How do you know it's mine?
2066
01:25:51,768 --> 01:25:54,638
Everyone was with everyone.
2067
01:25:54,671 --> 01:25:57,408
What about Connie?
2068
01:25:57,441 --> 01:25:58,809
- Connie hasn't touched me in
2069
01:25:58,842 --> 01:26:00,477
eons.
2070
01:26:00,511 --> 01:26:01,345
- We were drunk.
2071
01:26:01,378 --> 01:26:04,615
We were having fun.
2072
01:26:04,648 --> 01:26:05,882
You probably forgot, and this is
2073
01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,484
someone else's mistake.
2074
01:26:07,518 --> 01:26:08,919
- [ laughing ] A mistake?
2075
01:26:08,952 --> 01:26:12,956
No, Max, don't be silly.
2076
01:26:12,989 --> 01:26:15,559
We love each other.
2077
01:26:15,592 --> 01:26:18,895
I love you, and you love me.
2078
01:26:18,929 --> 01:26:22,366
We met in private, remember?
2079
01:26:22,399 --> 01:26:23,634
That made it different.
2080
01:26:23,667 --> 01:26:26,937
- Sugar...
2081
01:26:26,970 --> 01:26:29,506
I love Marybelle.
2082
01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:31,908
She's my wife.
2083
01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:33,043
And I'm not gonna leave her,
2084
01:26:33,076 --> 01:26:37,047
not now, not ever.
2085
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,716
- Oh.
2086
01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:40,951
- I'm sorry, Sugar.
2087
01:26:40,984 --> 01:26:42,786
I'm sorry if you got the wrong
2088
01:26:42,819 --> 01:26:43,320
idea.
2089
01:26:43,354 --> 01:26:44,655
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
2090
01:26:44,688 --> 01:26:46,323
I'm just fine.
2091
01:26:46,357 --> 01:26:49,326
Everything's gonna be okay.
2092
01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:51,795
[ sighs ]
2093
01:26:51,828 --> 01:26:54,465
I'm okay.
2094
01:26:59,836 --> 01:27:02,305
What am I supposed to do, Max?
2095
01:27:06,977 --> 01:27:11,682
What am I supposed to do?
2096
01:27:11,715 --> 01:27:16,687
- You'll figure it out, Sug.
2097
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:18,855
[ door closes ]
2098
01:27:24,628 --> 01:27:26,697
[ birds chirping ]
2099
01:28:01,898 --> 01:28:05,469
[ crickets chirping ]
2100
01:28:05,502 --> 01:28:09,873
- Leslie.
2101
01:28:09,906 --> 01:28:13,143
[ chuckles ]
2102
01:28:13,176 --> 01:28:17,881
Leslie.
2103
01:28:17,914 --> 01:28:20,050
[ smooches ]
2104
01:28:44,207 --> 01:28:46,176
[ watch clatters ]
2105
01:28:50,747 --> 01:28:52,849
- You look good like that,
2106
01:28:52,883 --> 01:28:54,184
natural.
2107
01:28:54,217 --> 01:28:57,220
Oh, Max.
2108
01:28:57,253 --> 01:28:59,790
My eyes disappear.
2109
01:28:59,823 --> 01:29:01,792
And my lips are too thin.
2110
01:29:01,825 --> 01:29:05,596
- I don't like the paint.
2111
01:29:05,629 --> 01:29:06,830
- [ chuckles ]
2112
01:29:06,863 --> 01:29:09,666
- All the other girls are so
2113
01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:13,804
put together, so with it.
2114
01:29:13,837 --> 01:29:16,072
I've got to be more like that.
2115
01:29:16,106 --> 01:29:19,810
I'm such a square.
2116
01:29:19,843 --> 01:29:21,978
- Belle, come here.
2117
01:29:31,655 --> 01:29:36,827
I've been thinking.
2118
01:29:36,860 --> 01:29:41,231
Let's try to have a baby.
2119
01:29:41,264 --> 01:29:44,901
- Oh, Max.
2120
01:29:44,935 --> 01:29:48,839
I don't know.
2121
01:29:48,872 --> 01:29:50,140
I'd have to buy a whole new
2122
01:29:50,173 --> 01:29:50,974
wardrobe.
2123
01:29:51,007 --> 01:29:51,642
[ chuckles ]
2124
01:29:51,675 --> 01:29:53,510
And this house is our house.
2125
01:29:53,544 --> 01:29:57,113
It's not a house for a baby.
2126
01:29:57,147 --> 01:30:02,185
- You are beautiful just like
2127
01:30:02,218 --> 01:30:03,253
this.
2128
01:30:03,286 --> 01:30:05,155
And I don't care about any of
2129
01:30:05,188 --> 01:30:09,793
that stuff.
2130
01:30:09,826 --> 01:30:11,995
I want to start over again,
2131
01:30:12,028 --> 01:30:14,931
move away from here.
2132
01:30:14,965 --> 01:30:17,033
- Are you -- Move away from
2133
01:30:17,067 --> 01:30:18,001
our friends?
2134
01:30:18,034 --> 01:30:21,738
- Everyone.
2135
01:30:21,772 --> 01:30:24,274
- Oh, Max, yes.
2136
01:30:24,307 --> 01:30:25,742
Yes, I want to.
2137
01:30:25,776 --> 01:30:26,877
[ sniffles ]
2138
01:30:26,910 --> 01:30:28,612
We'll buy a new house, a bigger
2139
01:30:28,645 --> 01:30:29,012
house.
2140
01:30:29,045 --> 01:30:29,580
- Yeah.
2141
01:30:29,613 --> 01:30:31,147
- And we'll paint it.
2142
01:30:31,181 --> 01:30:33,149
I'll pick out soothing colors
2143
01:30:33,183 --> 01:30:35,085
for a baby, and we'll put a
2144
01:30:35,118 --> 01:30:37,020
swing set in the backyard.
2145
01:30:37,053 --> 01:30:38,154
And we'll have real grass.
2146
01:30:38,188 --> 01:30:38,589
- Yeah.
2147
01:30:38,622 --> 01:30:39,255
- And trees.
2148
01:30:39,289 --> 01:30:40,691
- We can move to Colorado.
2149
01:30:40,724 --> 01:30:41,324
- Yes.
2150
01:30:41,357 --> 01:30:42,158
- Away in the mountains.
2151
01:30:42,192 --> 01:30:42,726
- Yes.
2152
01:30:42,759 --> 01:30:43,426
- Away from everybody.
2153
01:30:43,459 --> 01:30:44,895
- And I'll slide out of bed in
2154
01:30:44,928 --> 01:30:46,029
the morning and pull my hair
2155
01:30:46,062 --> 01:30:47,197
back and make pancakes for the
2156
01:30:47,230 --> 01:30:47,698
whole family.
2157
01:30:47,731 --> 01:30:50,567
- Oh, I want to.
2158
01:30:50,601 --> 01:30:52,035
- We can live somewhere with no
2159
01:30:52,068 --> 01:30:54,037
mirrors, right?
2160
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:56,106
No mirrors.
2161
01:30:56,139 --> 01:30:58,775
- Yes, belle-belle.
2162
01:30:58,809 --> 01:30:59,976
We don't have to live with any
2163
01:31:00,010 --> 01:31:04,347
of that stuff.
2164
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,783
- I feel like everybody's
2165
01:31:06,817 --> 01:31:10,787
always looking at me.
2166
01:31:10,821 --> 01:31:13,323
- The only neighbors we'll have
2167
01:31:13,356 --> 01:31:15,926
are the deer and the squirrels.
2168
01:31:15,959 --> 01:31:20,330
[ both laugh ]
2169
01:31:20,363 --> 01:31:24,067
[ sniffles ]
2170
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:26,136
- Come on. Help me.
2171
01:31:31,241 --> 01:31:33,710
[ both laughing ]
2172
01:31:40,016 --> 01:31:42,118
And more. Grab them all.
2173
01:31:48,058 --> 01:31:50,226
[ grunting ]
2174
01:32:22,358 --> 01:32:24,327
- [ grunts ]
2175
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:26,462
[ breathing heavily ]
2176
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,335
[ grunts ]
2177
01:32:32,368 --> 01:32:36,673
[ both breathing heavily ]
2178
01:32:36,707 --> 01:32:37,741
I love you, wife.
2179
01:32:37,774 --> 01:32:39,042
- I love you, husband.
2180
01:32:39,075 --> 01:32:40,343
[ both smooch ]
2181
01:32:40,376 --> 01:32:42,946
[ indistinct speaking on tv ]
2182
01:32:48,184 --> 01:32:50,153
- Very, very fine-grained as
2183
01:32:50,186 --> 01:32:51,755
you get close to it.
2184
01:32:51,788 --> 01:32:53,423
It's almost like a powder.
2185
01:32:53,456 --> 01:32:57,027
The ground mass is very fine.
2186
01:32:57,060 --> 01:32:59,329
[ radio chatter ]
2187
01:33:05,235 --> 01:33:07,470
- Jesus H. Christ.
2188
01:33:07,503 --> 01:33:09,039
- Holy shit.
2189
01:33:09,072 --> 01:33:10,306
- [ exhales heavily ]
2190
01:33:10,340 --> 01:33:11,908
- How did we miss this the
2191
01:33:11,942 --> 01:33:12,442
first time?
2192
01:33:12,475 --> 01:33:15,211
- [ chuckles ]
2193
01:33:15,245 --> 01:33:20,717
- Un-fucking-believable.
2194
01:33:20,751 --> 01:33:22,986
[ radio chatter ]
2195
01:33:34,837 --> 01:33:39,837
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