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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Do you have a washroom?
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Yes, check over there.
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Occupied.
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How long?
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Long.
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Fuck.
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Please continue.
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Please continue.
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There's blood in my stool.
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Unbelievable.
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Did you even hear what I just said?
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I'm dying.
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You'll be fine.
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Why do you hate me?
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So, me and you sitting
inside a restaurant.
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Huge four men are trimming tree.
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Couple people around us.
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All of a sudden hundred,
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strange cameras,
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horses, donkeys, straw,
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manure around.
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What the heck is going on?
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Can I top up your coffee?
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Yeah, sure.
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Please.
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Thank you.
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Are you ready to order?
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Yeah, scrambled eggs.
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Toast with that?
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Yeah, brown toast.
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And for yourself?
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I'm okay, thank you.
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Okay, can I have this.
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Here you go.
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Hi everyone.
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It's great to be here.
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I'm single right now,
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but I've actually been
texting with a guy recently
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and he texted me the other day
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that he's getting a new library card.
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So things are getting
pretty hot and heavy.
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Looking forward to that.
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I have depression and in
addition to meds and working out
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I also like to do self-help things
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and I recently started listening
to an audio book version
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of Eckhart Tolle's "The Power of Now".
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Are there any Tolle heads out there?
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Okay.
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And I'm enjoying it,
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but I'm having a bit of a hard
time grasping the concepts.
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This wasn't helped by the fact that
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I was listening to it on shuffle,
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for three hours.
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I was going through a bit of
a rough patch the other day,
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and I was talking to my mom about it
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and she thought maybe it was
due to lack of vitamin D.
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So she looked at me very
seriously in my eyes and said,
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"Honey, every day you've
got to get that D."
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She was talking about vitamin D,
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but I imagined it as in D as in dick.
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So I've been trying.
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It's been kind of hard.
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Hello.
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No one is available to take your call.
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Please leave a message after the tone.
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Hi mom, it's me.
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I just got back from LA.
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It was so fun.
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I had the best time.
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I don't know, I just feel
so at home when I'm there.
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I don't know what it is.
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Something about the air,
the sun and the surf.
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I don't know.
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I hope you're having a good trip.
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I honestly don't even know
what time it is there,
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but I just got home.
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I had a show it went
really, really awesome.
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It was so cool.
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There was a lot of people
there, which was so awesome.
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I even tried that new bit
that I was telling you about.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, mom.
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I'm doing okay, I'm just, it's hard.
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I hope...
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I'm good, I'm doing good.
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Everything's okay.
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Talk to you soon.
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Bye.
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Tyler come help me.
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In a bit.
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Now.
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Nope.
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Get away from me.
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I'll do it all myself like I always do.
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I said I would do it,
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just later.
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There.
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Hi, Pizza Heaven.
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How may I take your order?
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Hi, I'd like to order
a pizza for delivery.
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What's
your phone number?
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Phone number is
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204-218-0639
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Okay,
what's your address?
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Address is Jack...
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14, Jack Hawthorne Bay.
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Could you
spell that for me please?
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So that's Jack is spelled Jack
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and then Hawthorne is H as in hotel,
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A as in alpha, w as in
whiskey, T as in tango,
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H as in hotel, O as in
Oscar, R as in Romeo.
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What's up man, 1475.
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Card?
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Yes sir.
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Thanks man.
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How's your day going?
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Pretty good.
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Just hanging in there, how about you?
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Yeah, it's working out.
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Two seconds.
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Okay, all yours.
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Have a good one.
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Nice day.
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Babe.
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Hey.
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Look what I got.
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Nice.
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Where'd you get it?
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The store.
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It's 20% off, aye.
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Sweet.
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Where do you think this should go?
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No, not there.
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No?
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No.
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Above the bed?
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That's better.
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This place is moldy.
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You get a picture of me?
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Yeah.
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Did he post it?
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Yeah, it's good.
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I think this place has bed bugs.
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My ex, Eric, do you remember him?
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Yeah.
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When he was in high school,
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his best friend got kicked
out of his parents' place,
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and he had these two large suitcases
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and they smelled really bad.
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And he brought them to Eric's
place when he moved in.
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So then Eric and his parents
got bedbugs from this guy
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that they were just trying to help.
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Good, fuck that Eric guy.
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Do you love me?
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No.
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Do you love me?
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No.
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That's harsh.
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Will you come to my funeral when I die?
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Yeah.
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Would you come if it was far away?
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Like how far?
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Far, you have to come by plane.
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More coffee?
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Something is very wrong with me.
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Shut up.
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Shut up, fuck shut up.
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You shut up.
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Gigi, stop crying.
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Oh my God, shut up.
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Shut up!
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Gigi, stop crying.
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Gigi, stop crying.
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Gigi, stop crying.
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Gigi, please stop crying.
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Gigi, stop crying.
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Hi, everybody.
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It's really great to be here.
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I'm doing well.
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I'm almost 30 and I had to set my alarm
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to wake up at 11:45 today.
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So I'm doing really good, things are okay.
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I work as a server and I
was at work the other day,
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and I went up to a table
to take their order
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and this man just put his
hand right in my face.
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Although I didn't appreciate the gesture,
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it did let me know that
he wasn't ready to order.
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It also let me know that
I could go fuck myself,
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which I did
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just right afterwards.
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Something else that I
did at work the other day
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when I was serving,
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I'm always kind of surprised
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at the stuff that will
come out of my mouth,
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and I just very confidently
went up to a table,
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I put my hands on my hips and I said,
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"Are you guys ready to rock?"
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That was my way of asking
if they were ready to order.
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And they were,
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and then they ordered.
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Yeah, you guys have been a blast.
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I've had a blast.
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Thanks.
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Hi, everyone.
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It is so good to be here tonight.
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Fuck, it's so great to be
here tonight.
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I recently read an article,
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well I read the title of it,
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and it said that your
thirties or your new twenties.
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So I've decided that I'm gonna
start taking guitar lessons.
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My parents, they couldn't be more proud
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that their almost 30 year old daughter
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is burning smoke on the water.
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So I feel like I'm regressing back
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to a boy in grade seven.
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Maybe next I'll light a barn on fire.
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Tyler, come here.
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Look what I got you.
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Great.
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Can you try it on please?
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Cool.
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How do they fit?
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Yeah, they fit.
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Let me see.
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Okay.
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Great.
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The shoes too, please.
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Great.
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Walk around.
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How do they fit?
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Yeah, they're good.
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Yeah, they're not too small?
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Where's your toe?
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- Right there.
- Is that your toe?
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Lift up your big toe.
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Wiggle all your toes.
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Do you have room?
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Yeah.
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Are your toes cramped?
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No.
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They wide enough?
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- Yeah.
- They're good.
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Yeah.
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Do you have anything to say?
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Thanks.
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Flowers.
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Who got you these?
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I did.
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I got you something too.
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Sorry about last night.
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There's no tag on them.
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They're designer.
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If you don't want 'em I'll take 'em back.
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Go ahead.
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♪ I called the earth ♪
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♪ And I lost, and I lost it all ♪
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♪ I called the earth ♪
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♪ And I lost, and I lost it all ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪
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♪ I called the earth ♪
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♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪
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♪ I called the earth ♪
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♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪
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Okay, let's get you up.
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Good job.
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Let's keep going.
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Eat your soup.
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Just kidding.
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One more.
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Okay, let's get you sitting up.
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Good.
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You have a nice place here.
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You should paint the ceilings gold.
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That's what they do in France, you know.
283
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My family went to France once.
284
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It's beautiful there.
285
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They didn't take me.
286
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I can count to 10 in French.
287
00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:49,542
You're not gonna eat?
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I'm not hungry.
289
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:12,000
I think I have tapeworm.
290
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I'm keeping it.
291
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Fuck, I knew it.
292
00:57:23,083 --> 00:57:23,917
Hey, can I try?
293
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:27,125
Hey, can I try?
294
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,833
Can I try?
295
00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:47,958
The fuck dude?
296
00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:05,625
Go get it.
297
00:58:08,042 --> 00:58:08,873
The fuck you looking at?
298
00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:10,125
Just go already, man.
299
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:22,708
My grandfather had
this business associate
300
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:27,040
back in the day and he came into the shop.
301
00:59:27,042 --> 00:59:29,081
His name was Saul Cohen.
302
00:59:29,083 --> 00:59:31,792
He was from New York and he said,
303
00:59:33,042 --> 00:59:38,042
"Arnold, I brought you a
salami wrapped in tin foil.
304
00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:39,415
"It's from New York.
305
00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:42,165
"I brought this for you, it's a salami."
306
00:59:42,167 --> 00:59:45,375
And my dad's sitting
there and he's thinking,
307
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who is this guy?
308
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:49,831
You put this in your luggage
309
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and you bring this all
the way from New York?
310
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Salami wrapped in tin foil?
311
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We have salami in Winnipeg.
312
00:59:56,917 --> 00:59:59,290
And anyways, my grandfather
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he gets Saul to hook up my dad with a job.
314
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And so they're in the warehouse,
315
01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,415
it's this warehouse filled
with a bunch of junk,
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absolute garbage,
317
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:12,748
but he's a businessman.
318
01:00:12,750 --> 01:00:15,331
He could sell a water to a well,
319
01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:16,540
he's that kind of guy.
320
01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:21,248
And so he says, okay Yale,
this is how you do business.
321
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,831
And he picks up the phone,
they're in the factory,
322
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:25,998
nobody's there, he says
they got a bunch of garbage.
323
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,873
And he's talking on the phone and he says,
324
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:29,623
"We got a bunch of shit here.
325
01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,042
"You better come on down.
326
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,081
"Everything's on sale."
327
01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:35,248
And then he puts down the phone
328
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,290
and nobody's there in the warehouse,
329
01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:41,748
and he says, "No, it's already
sold, it's already sold."
330
01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:42,748
And then he picks up the phone,
331
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,458
you better hurry here 'cause
everything's going quick.
332
01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,998
And then he hangs up the
phone and then he says,
333
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,248
"That's how you do business Yale."
334
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:57,248
And yeah, now he's a millionaire.
335
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:10,708
You think that plane's going to Las Vegas?
336
01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,375
I like Vegas.
337
01:01:16,125 --> 01:01:17,125
I've never been.
338
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:21,375
They have the Eiffel Tower there,
339
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:25,542
the Statue of Liberty,
340
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,500
but no World Trade Center.
341
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,792
Do you think that's 'cause of 9/11
342
01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:50,500
Yeah.
343
01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:02,750
Hey.
344
01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:07,833
Can I talk to you for a minute?
345
01:02:20,833 --> 01:02:21,750
I forgive you.
346
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:25,167
For what?
347
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,833
I found this.
348
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,042
What's that?
349
01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:44,042
You think I don't
know what you're doing?
350
01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:48,206
You're feeding me poison.
351
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:49,417
You're making me sick?
352
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:53,792
So you and your boyfriend
can run off together?
353
01:02:57,708 --> 01:02:59,125
You want me gone?
354
01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:15,042
Bye.
355
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:57,458
Tree.
356
01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:01,167
Tree.
357
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:04,667
Tree.
358
01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:13,708
Okay, let's try something else.
359
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:20,583
Apple.
360
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:24,542
Apple.
361
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:29,083
Apple.
362
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:39,917
Egg.
363
01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:43,292
Egg.
364
01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:46,625
Egg.
365
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:50,292
Egg.
366
01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:21,958
Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
367
01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:33,792
Bye.
368
01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:37,708
♪ After all ♪
369
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:42,040
♪ Half my childhood was spent ♪
370
01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:45,375
♪ Waiting on some woman ♪
371
01:07:47,292 --> 01:07:48,125
Hey.
372
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,748
Why aren't you wearing
the clothes I bought you?
373
01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:02,583
You're stupid.
374
01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:06,373
I'm not wearing them.
375
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:07,873
Where were you?
376
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:10,998
I was out with some buddies.
377
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,250
What buddies?
378
01:08:14,917 --> 01:08:16,000
My buddy Mitch.
379
01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,333
What
were you and Mitch doing?
380
01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:23,208
He's gonna train me.
381
01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:27,083
I'm going to his cabin next month.
382
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,042
Gonna eat fish and get buff.
383
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:33,790
Come here.
384
01:08:33,792 --> 01:08:34,956
No.
385
01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,708
Come dance with me.
386
01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:54,958
♪ How do I come back to you ♪
387
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:03,083
♪ The pains, the mess
I once called my home ♪
388
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:08,706
♪ I'll close my eyes ♪
389
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:13,790
♪ And stay in the cold ♪
390
01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:18,792
♪ 'cause you ♪
391
01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:23,250
♪ You are high ♪
392
01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,917
This is gay.
393
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:29,917
Bye.
394
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:11,581
Hi, everyone.
395
01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:13,581
It is so good to be here tonight.
396
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:17,417
Fuck, it's so great to be here tonight.
397
01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,542
I recently read an article,
398
01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:25,040
well I read the title of it,
399
01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:30,042
and it said that your
thirties or your new twenties.
400
01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:37,625
So I've decided that I'm gonna
start taking guitar lessons.
401
01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:44,292
My parents, they couldn't be more proud
402
01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:48,623
that their almost 30 year old daughter
403
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:52,333
is burning smoke on the water.
404
01:10:55,792 --> 01:11:00,292
So I feel like I'm regressing
back to a boy in grade seven.
405
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:05,583
Maybe next I'll light a barn on fire
406
01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:41,875
What's wrong?
407
01:15:15,833 --> 01:15:19,498
♪ I called the earth ♪
408
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:23,998
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪
409
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,415
♪ I called the earth ♪
410
01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,831
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪
411
01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:35,290
♪ Oh ♪
412
01:15:35,292 --> 01:15:40,292
♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪
413
01:15:44,333 --> 01:15:48,123
♪ Oh ♪
414
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:51,708
♪ Be my sweetheart tonight ♪
415
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:02,415
♪ I called the earth ♪
416
01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:07,248
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪
417
01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:11,123
♪ I called the earth ♪
418
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:16,125
♪ And I lost and I lost it all ♪
419
01:16:16,542 --> 01:16:20,581
♪ Oh ♪
420
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:23,500
♪ Be my sweetheart ♪
421
01:16:26,885 --> 01:16:29,416
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01:16:46,333 --> 01:16:49,623
♪ I must have just missed you ♪
423
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,415
♪ For the most passing tent ♪
424
01:16:52,417 --> 01:16:55,498
♪ Between the hollow ♪
425
01:16:55,500 --> 01:17:00,500
♪ I look on the day that's on ♪
426
01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:08,167
♪ I was thinking tomorrow ♪
427
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:14,748
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428
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:19,750
♪ I was thinking tomorrow ♪
429
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:25,206
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430
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:29,123
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431
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,625
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