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Oh!
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Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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"The pioneers were the
first people to settle
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in the North American frontier."
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Well, technically, it
was the Native Americans,
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but in public school, we only
recognize them at Thanksgiving.
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- Ms. Snap?
- Yes?
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What are you supposed to be?
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I am sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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And I order you to pay
attention to this lesson!
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Okay.
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"Most pioneers traveled
West along the Oregon trail,
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but some traveled to... California.
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Which brings us to the most infamous
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tragedy of westward
migration: The Donner Party."
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Ooh. Oops.
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Hold on.
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What happened to the Donner Party?
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One second, guys. This won't refresh.
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Um...
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No internet connection?
Where are we, Botswana?
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No service either?
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Are you kidding me?
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Is everything okay, Ms. Snap?
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No. We've lost Wi-Fi!
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But what happened to the Donner Party?
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I don't know, okay!
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I don't know anything without Google!
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What are you supposed to be anyway?
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S&M Downton Abbey?
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I'm Goody Proctor from "The Crucible."
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It's a fun little reminder of
the dangers of mass hysteria.
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The Wi-Fi is out!
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It's the storm. No one has service.
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Pearson called someone,
but they don't know
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when they can come out.
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This is a nightmare.
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How am I supposed to teach my kids
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without YouTube or Wikipedia?
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- Uh, use a book?
- Get serious, Cecilia.
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Books are for losers on
public transportation.
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Besides, where am I gonna get a book?
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Bookstores don't exist anymore.
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You could try the school's library.
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We have a library?
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Yeah, but no one's
been inside for years.
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I heard they found the
librarian, Mrs. Foley's
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dead, rotting body after
she fell off a ladder
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while shelving books.
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She was decomposing
in the stacks for weeks
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before anyone even
noticed she was missing.
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They say the R volume of
the Encyclopedia Britannica
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crushed her trachea.
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That was always my favorite detail.
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Okay, well, I'm clearly
not going in there.
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Though I may look the part,
I'm not some hot, naive teen
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ready to get killed in a slasher movie.
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You have to go in
there if you want to get
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reference materials for today.
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Shh. Do you hear that?
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Oh, no, not again.
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Cecelia, I thought you were
going to hide her boom box?
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I thought you were going to do it!
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Every year.
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Why does she have to ruin
this sacred holiday every year?
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Hold onto your butts.
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? And to my big surprise
they danced around ?
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? They did the shuffle,
they did the spooky shuffle ?
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? The spooky shuffled
caused quite a kerfuffle ?
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The Spooky Shuffle's back, baby!
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And I'm gonna be pumping it all day long
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to get you ghouls into the spirit.
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Someone set me on fire for real.
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Hey! I made extra kale cookies.
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Want me to bring some to
your class's Halloween party?
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No, I like my students this year.
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Why would I want to punish them?
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Well, look at us!
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Don't we make quite a pair?
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Robin Hood and Maid Marian! How cute!
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- Did you guys plan this?
- What? No!
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We are not a pair!
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We just happened to be dressed
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as a famous couple
from English folklore!
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? It's the spooky shuffle,
the spooky shuffle ?
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- ? It caused quite a kerfuffle ?
- Spooky.
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? We did the spooky
shuffle, the spooky shuffle ?
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Every year.
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Okay. I literally never
knew this was here.
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Chelsea, it's just a spider
web, not a spider vein.
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Okay, those shorts are not
doing your hips any favors.
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Chelsea, get it together.
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Oh!
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It's a book, dumbass.
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Oh, hell no! Ain't
nobody got time for this!
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Have you guys ever, like, seen a ghost?
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A ghost?
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Yeah, you know, someone
who's dead, but then, like...
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You saw them in person?
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Chelsea, are you taking Fen-phen again?
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No, I take a natural supplement
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that happens to be sold on the dark web.
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Look, I know that this sounds crazy,
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but this morning when I went
to the library to get a book
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on the American Frontier,
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I'm pretty sure I saw Mrs. Foley.
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- She's dead.
- I know.
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I think I saw her ghost.
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I once thought I was being
haunted by a ghost Chihuahua.
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She would come into my room at night
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and she just wouldn't
stop barking at me.
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But it turned out that my mom
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just got a Chihuahua and didn't tell us.
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Chelsea, you're probably just on edge
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because the Wi-Fi is
out and it's Halloween.
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Right. Because you
can't see dead people.
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Right?
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Ah, Maid Marian, I've
been looking for you!
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Would you be interested
in playing a game
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of doubles tennis after school?
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My herniated disk is feeling better.
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Why would we play doubles tennis?
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That doesn't even make
sense. We are not a team.
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Okay. Sheesh.
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Right... It was silly of me to ask.
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I better go make sure
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the boys aren't urinating
in the pumpkins again.
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What was that?
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And why are you two dressed
in a couple's costume?
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Is there something
going on between you two?
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What? No.
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We did not plan our costumes.
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Nothing is going on. Gross.
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Whoa. Wait.
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Did you hook up with Principal Pearson?
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You hooked up with Principal Pearson.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe you hooked
up with Principal Pearson!
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No, I didn't!
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And stop saying his name!
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Okay, fine.
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I didn't hook up with him, but...
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last night, I had a sex dream about him.
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- Rank!
- I know.
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In your dream, was
Principal Pearson... naked?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Caroline.
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There's nothing to be ashamed of.
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People have sex dreams all the time.
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I know, but people have sex dreams
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about people they want to have sex with!
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And I have no interest in Toby.
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Toby?
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Like how naked?
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You're probably subconsciously
attracted to him.
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You two are very similar.
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Sometimes dreams tell
us things about ourselves
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we don't even know.
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That's how I figured out I was
attracted to Tony the Tiger.
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What? He's built.
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There's no way...
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I don't like him like that... at all.
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At all.
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Just to confirm,
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naked means no clothes,
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including the flute and the maracas?
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One more time, people!
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? I was walking through the
graveyard ?
? Halloween night ?
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? When from out of the grave... ?
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Mary Louise, I can hear that stupid song
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all the way from my trailer!
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I was trying to teach my students
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about this sacred Wiccan day
that your people stole from us.
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Come on, Deb!
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It's Billy Swish's 1962 one-hit wonder!
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Halloween's just a fun goofball holiday.
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What's the big deal?
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How dare you insult the
closure of the harvest?
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Halloween is an atrocity
against my faith.
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This is supposed to be a dark
day where the Earth sleeps
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and we remember the dead.
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But enjoy your princess costumes.
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Oh, still no service? What's next?
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Picking our food off trees to eat?
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What was that?
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So what happened to the Donner Party?
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I don't know, Dale.
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The only party I know
about is "Party of Five."
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And that wasn't always a
party. They were orphans.
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Was it difficult to
travel on the Oregon Trail?
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I don't know, but in the computer game
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everyone had dysentery.
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Why did some people go to Oregon
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and some people go to California?
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About the Donner Party...
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Let's play a game. It's
called "stop asking questions."
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- Why?
- You just lost, Rhoda!
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Okay, new game.
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Everyone pile your desks
in front of the door
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and form a protective
shield around Ms. Snap!
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Move it! We're in danger!
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- Hello.
- Yes?
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Are you feeling okay?
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I'm fine.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, um... I came by to pick up
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the candy apples you brought.
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I've been dying to get
my hands on them all day.
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I can never get enough
of your sweet treats.
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Oh, peas and rice!
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Get your filthy hands off my apples!
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I thought you said the apples
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were for me and the office staff?
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No! No more sweet
treats from Maid Marian!
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Get out!
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Go!
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? He did the spooky
shuffle, the spooky shuffle ?
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? It caused quite a
kerfuffle, the spooky shuffle ?
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Hey, Debo. Sorry.
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We were just gonna
play it one more time,
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but we got caught up in the kerfuffle.
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My people didn't go through
2,000 years of oppression
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to have to listen to this
garbage on our Holy Day.
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Have a blessed Samhain.
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That was my only copy.
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Mary Louise, what happened to your tape?
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- A witch got it.
- What the F?
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You guys, I am being
haunted by Mrs. Foley!
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- What?
- I think your waist trainer
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is cutting off the oxygen
supply to your brain.
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Shut up. This morning,
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when I went to the library,
I saw Mrs. Foley's ghost.
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And then this afternoon
when I was trying to teach
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without Wi-Fi, which, by the way,
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is impossible,
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she appeared in my classroom.
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- That's so scary.
- Oh, no.
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It sounds like you may have
encountered a restless spirit.
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I dabble in amateur ghost
hunting on the weekends.
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I'm sorry, I only believe
in metaphorical ghosts.
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Like being haunted by your dreams.
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Yeah, there's no such thing as ghosts.
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If you saw something,
it was probably a demon.
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Oh, Chelsea, I told you to get baptized!
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I know no one believes
me, but I am not crazy!
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Whoa, no one thinks
you're crazy, Chelsea.
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She crazy.
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Feldman, this is serious.
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I really need to get
back in that library.
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My kids are driving
me nuts with questions,
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and I need one book on
the American Frontier
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to get me through this day!
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You're not going alone.
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We're going with you.
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I live for this shit.
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Here we go.
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Cold...
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Cold.
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Oh! Mary Louise!
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Your holy water is ruining
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my Ruth Bader Ginsberg smoky eye.
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- Sorry.
- Cold... cold.
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Warm... ooh, we're getting a reading.
264
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You know, she might not
have been able to pass on.
265
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Sorry, dudes, my bad.
266
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Feldman, that's school property.
267
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Can we just keep moving?
268
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My class is going to
be back from gym soon.
269
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Let's just find you the book
you need and get out of here.
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- Okay.
- Hold up.
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We're getting a really
strong heat signature here.
272
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Oh, my God. Mary Louise, you
need to stop with the water.
273
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These bookshelves are filthy.
274
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I'm gonna go get my feather duster.
275
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Hello there.
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- Here, take her!
- Chelsea, why?
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What's going on here?
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Wait. You're alive?
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Chelsea, are you kidding me?
280
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Okay, you guys are the ones
who told me that she was dead!
281
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She might be a demon trying to trick us.
282
00:13:41,806 --> 00:13:43,974
That's how my Uncle Pat got
lured into a bathroom stall
283
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by another man at O'Hare.
284
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But you appeared in my classroom
285
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and then just disappeared into thin air.
286
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:49,714
No, no, I just walked away.
287
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,415
You seemed so upset.
288
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I haven't had a visitor here in a while
289
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and I just wanted to be sure
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that you found what
you were looking for.
291
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Deb, did you...
292
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It's holy water! Shut up.
293
00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,130
Then why does everyone
think you're dead?
294
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Because I've been forgotten,
295
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just like my books.
296
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Children used to burst
through these doors
297
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- eager to explore.
- What happened?
298
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:16,875
In 1997, a man from Hewlett Packard
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came to Fillmore and installed
three personal computers.
300
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And the rest is history.
301
00:14:22,347 --> 00:14:23,680
Now people only care about
302
00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,616
how fast they get their information,
303
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not whether it's accurate.
304
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Damn.
305
00:14:29,554 --> 00:14:32,457
But the library never changed.
306
00:14:39,698 --> 00:14:42,400
? Take a stroll with me ?
307
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:45,436
? Through these bookcases ?
308
00:14:45,502 --> 00:14:47,838
? The library is ?
309
00:14:47,905 --> 00:14:51,608
? The most magical of places ?
310
00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:54,578
Oh, wow, it's like a
harder, thicker magazine.
311
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,981
Embalming techniques of the 1800s.
312
00:14:57,048 --> 00:14:58,349
A microfiche!
313
00:14:58,415 --> 00:14:59,917
Black people getting sprayed with hoses!
314
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,519
Gay people getting sprayed with hoses!
315
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,588
Feminists getting sprayed with hoses!
316
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,460
It's good to have people
back in the library again.
317
00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:12,629
It's good to be needed again.
318
00:15:12,697 --> 00:15:15,366
The Donner Party got
snowed in for the winter
319
00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:16,900
and had to eat each other.
320
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,036
Cool! Super cool!
321
00:15:19,102 --> 00:15:23,208
Hey Deb, I was just thinking
it's pretty neat that
322
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,643
Halloween has its origins in the...
323
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,112
Pagan-Celtic festival of Samhain.
324
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,680
It's pronounced "Sah-wen."
325
00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:31,749
And great job reading
that out of that book.
326
00:15:31,815 --> 00:15:33,884
Rats! You caught me!
327
00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:36,821
Look, I know you were
trying to hide it earlier,
328
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:39,290
but you seemed to get a
little annoyed with me.
329
00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:40,757
Here's the thing.
330
00:15:40,824 --> 00:15:42,259
I just love that Billy Swish song.
331
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:44,194
It was the first cool rock and roll song
332
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,829
I ever got to listen to.
333
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:48,900
The first time I heard
it, my body got all tingly
334
00:15:48,966 --> 00:15:51,102
and I got this funny feeling down...
335
00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:53,572
I get it! I had the same experience.
336
00:15:53,637 --> 00:15:56,172
Except with Nine Inch Nails's "Hurt."
337
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,176
Mary Louise, I'm sorry.
338
00:15:58,242 --> 00:16:00,977
It was a real asshole move
of me to destroy your tape.
339
00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:04,115
Here, I found this in
the music catalogue.
340
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,283
The Spooky Shuffle!
341
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:08,585
I'm back, baby!
342
00:16:08,652 --> 00:16:10,453
Thanks, Deb. And don't worry.
343
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,890
I won't play it until I get home.
344
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,792
And that's a promise.
345
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:19,195
"Long Trips, Short Lives."
Oh, I love the pioneers.
346
00:16:19,262 --> 00:16:21,098
Mind if I join you?
347
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,440
He's a good man.
348
00:16:29,506 --> 00:16:31,776
He is, right?
349
00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:39,416
Toby, can I talk to you out
in the hall for a moment?
350
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:40,951
Okay.
351
00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:44,455
I wanted to apologize
for how I've been acting.
352
00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:46,757
Have I done something wrong?
353
00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:49,026
My tights made you uncomfortable, right?
354
00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:50,895
The package said they were opaque.
355
00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:53,564
No, no, that's not it.
356
00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:55,299
But you were so mad.
357
00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:58,470
Like Roberta when I used
to offer to take her coat
358
00:16:58,535 --> 00:17:00,404
and she would say, "Get off of me!"
359
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:02,840
I'm sorry.
360
00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:05,209
I promise it wasn't
that anything you did.
361
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:09,080
I...
362
00:17:09,147 --> 00:17:11,948
I had a weird dream
about you last night.
363
00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,985
You killed me, didn't you?
364
00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:15,852
Roberta always dreamt of killing me.
365
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,890
No! No, it was a positive dream.
366
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:22,025
Then why were you upset?
367
00:17:22,093 --> 00:17:25,362
This is embarrassing to admit,
368
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:30,134
but it was a...
369
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:32,670
sex dream.
370
00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:41,179
I know!
371
00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:42,746
It's ridiculous.
372
00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:45,082
No, no, it's not ridiculous.
373
00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:47,752
I had a sex dream about you once.
374
00:17:52,089 --> 00:17:53,256
I'm sorry.
375
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,226
That was rude of me to bring that up
376
00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:58,596
and just leave it hanging like that.
377
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,765
You were magnificent.
378
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,438
Okay, uh, well...
379
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:08,840
I have to...
380
00:18:08,907 --> 00:18:12,577
I have to get back to the library.
381
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:20,218
Thank you for bringing your class here.
382
00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:21,752
It means a lot.
383
00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:23,520
No, thank you for opening my eyes
384
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:25,122
to the beauty of this place again.
385
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,690
It's so wonderful to see my students
386
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,159
engaging with each
other and excited to...
387
00:18:28,226 --> 00:18:31,295
The Wi-Fi is back! We have Wi-Fi!
388
00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:32,429
- Go!
- What?
389
00:18:32,496 --> 00:18:34,332
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
390
00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:36,333
Get out of here! Come
on, come on, come on.
391
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,004
I have to Boomerang
now. Get out of my way!
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