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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,600 The category is Femme Queen Virgin Runway. 2 00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:06,100 First time walking a ball! 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,660 Behold the new daughters, ladies and gentlemen. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:13,240 These are the up-and-coming pretty girls, 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,447 and here they come. 6 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:18,140 I want you all to meet 7 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,560 the future of our community. 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:23,920 Giving you all-day Spanish Harlem realness. 9 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:24,990 Come through, 10 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:28,940 judges score her: ten, ten, ten, nine, nine. 11 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,880 That did you all right, stand to the side. 12 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,330 And here she come, honey, a botanical beauty. 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,900 Come through, mellow yellow. 14 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:36,380 Oh, mama, you look great. 15 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,370 Big feet and all, honey. 16 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,100 She's got the look of a model, but the walk of a duck. 17 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,480 All right, I see eight, eight, eight, eight, eight. 18 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,920 Remember, these are virgins, babies. 19 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:47,420 It's not their fault, they're trying. 20 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:51,500 Yes! I know that's right, darling. 21 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:56,140 Mother Africa giving you soul glow versus Soul Train. 22 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,780 Judges score her: eight, nine, nine, nine, eight. 23 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,260 Are they not divine? Give them all a round of applause. 24 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,200 Anybody else walking? 25 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:06,880 Anybody else coming through? 26 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,500 Ooh, now who do we have over here? 27 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:19,150 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? 28 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,540 Wait a minute, honey, looks like Cinderella came 29 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,450 to the ball after midnight. 30 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,460 Cut the music, baby. 31 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:26,470 Cut the music. Cut the music. 32 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,716 What do we got here? 33 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:30,120 Blanca, my name is Blanca. I'm from the Bronx. 34 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,435 Miss Blanca, where is your mother? 35 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,250 - Whose child is this? - I don't have a mother 36 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,120 - or a father. - Oh, we can all see that, baby. 37 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,720 Ain't no mother would send her daughter out there 38 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:39,680 with that cheap Shake-N-Go wig. 39 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,659 Can somebody please adopt this child? 40 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:43,300 UNICEF? Somebody help her. 41 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,305 The category is Virgin Runway, sweetheart, 42 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,208 not a little drag-in-a-box left at the fire station, honey. 43 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,270 Somebody help her. 44 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:55,420 Please help this girl. Look at her shoes! 45 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:57,680 That dress. 46 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,659 I can't with the wig, honey. 47 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:00,980 Help this... oh, she coming. 48 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,380 Can I have my scores, please? 49 00:02:04,420 --> 00:02:06,600 All right, judges. You heard Little Orphan Annie. 50 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,799 Can we get these scores? 51 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Seven, seven, six, six, six. 52 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,250 Bye-bye, Blanca! Maybe next time, sweetheart. 53 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,779 Like my girlfriend says, 54 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,459 it takes nerve to walk a ball, 55 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:20,260 but Blanca, bitch, you had nerve. 56 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:24,209 Ladies and gentlemen, we have our grand prize winner, Leesa! 57 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,450 Congratulations, girl, like... 58 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,040 Oh, my God, oh, my God, 59 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,300 did you guys catch that stubble under those lights? 60 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,320 Ooh. 61 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:43,180 Catch it? She basically cut my cheek 62 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,660 when she went in for a kiss. 63 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,220 - I feel attacked. - Girl, what was she thinking? 64 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:50,140 - I don't know. - I think she came at the wrong category. 65 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:54,139 This was not Butch Queen Up in Drags, right? Uh... 66 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,579 Butch queen, huh? 67 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:57,377 So is this what sisterhood looks like? 68 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,289 A bunch of birds clipping each other's wings? 69 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:04,183 Well, first off, you have to be a girl to be a sister, mister. 70 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,053 And who are you to talk? 71 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,020 You are so ghastly, 72 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,466 you could walk into the haunted house 73 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:13,140 and leave with a job application. 74 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,430 Those reads are so tired, 75 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,579 like that sad rag on top of your head. Ah! 76 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:22,719 You know what? Those are fighting words. 77 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,156 - You want to brawl? - Boy, bring it. 78 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:25,540 Now, Kisha. 79 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,980 Who are you calling a boy? 80 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,520 Your real hair's so short, you could roll it with rice. 81 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:32,270 And what is that on your lips, Leesa? 82 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,880 Oh, it's just your favorite lip gloss. 83 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,460 Sperm. 84 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,680 Why don't you low-rent, bad-handjob-giving hookers 85 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,360 run back to the pier where you belong 86 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,480 with the rest of the city vermin. 87 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,740 Um... thank you, Miss Elektra. 88 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,920 I'm sorry a legend like you had to be 89 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,440 in the presence of such pettiness. 90 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,337 I'm surprised you know who I am. 91 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,350 Clearly, this was your first ball. 92 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,185 I'm grateful you came to my rescue, 93 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,176 considering how poorly I scored. 94 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:06,860 Anyways, I'll get out of your hair and I'll be on my way. 95 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,330 I cannot hear a thing you're saying 96 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,261 over the protests of your stomach. 97 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,740 When did you last eat? 98 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,410 Mmm. 99 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,480 There really is no rush. 100 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,440 Indigestion isn't flattering. 101 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,920 I'm sorry. 102 00:04:23,590 --> 00:04:25,620 I haven't had something warm in a minute. 103 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,880 So what's your story? 104 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:30,660 Let me guess. 105 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,270 Mommy kicked you out after catching you in a dress. 106 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,880 Where are you staying? 107 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,520 Usually at Washington Square. 108 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,900 Some nights I get a bed at the youth shelter. 109 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,900 What possessed you tonight? 110 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:49,760 I wanted to be pretty, to be seen. 111 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,800 To belong, I guess. 112 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,680 I thought this community would see me and want me. 113 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,230 I know I wasn't great, 114 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,770 and I know I don't have my look all the way put together, 115 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:06,200 but it felt warm under those lights. 116 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,660 You do have potential. 117 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,680 We just have to work on your look before you 118 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,340 ever step foot in front of those shady bitches. 119 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,600 Can I be honest with you? 120 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,900 I don't think I'll ever be as real as you. 121 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,080 No one questions you or looks at you like they do me. 122 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:29,460 It's not that I give a fuck about what people think, 123 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,780 but I do want to be seen and respected as a woman. 124 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:35,040 That's who I see myself to be. 125 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,419 You think I just woke up one day and poof, 126 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,860 I look like this? No. 127 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,079 It takes work, drive, 128 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,240 sacrifice to be a woman. 129 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,460 You have something rarer than beauty, though. 130 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,080 You have heart 131 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,080 and you're not afraid to lead with it. 132 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:55,220 That quality will get you everything. 133 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:58,900 Now, what is it you want, my child? 134 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,600 I don't want to be cold again. 135 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,760 And I don't want to be laughed at again. 136 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,000 I want to be real. 137 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,220 You're coming home with mother. 138 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,900 - Check, please. - Wait, you want to be my mother? 139 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,780 No. 140 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,660 I am your mother. 141 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:30,422 The category is... 142 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:34,159 Live... 143 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,294 Work... 144 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:40,420 Pose! 145 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,170 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 146 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:11,180 Papi. 147 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,840 - Papi. - Hmm? 148 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,750 I told you to dust out the living area. 149 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,580 - I did. - So how come those shelves 150 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,200 still got an inch of filth on them? 151 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,320 You wanted me to do the shelves, too? 152 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:28,540 I'm your mother, not your maid. 153 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,590 Spring cleaning is gonna be a tradition around here 154 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,960 just like any other holiday. 155 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,440 I like Christmas better. 156 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,180 How'd you clean this room so fast? 157 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,760 I'm efficient. 158 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,450 Oh, get your ass up 159 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,200 and clean this room right. 160 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:00,600 And why are you back? 161 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,926 I thought your yuppie white boy got you a fancy apartment. 162 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,780 She mad at him 'cause he lame. 163 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,410 This is a A-B conversation, 164 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,040 so "C" your way out. 165 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,400 No, don't tell me. 166 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,500 You asked him to leave his wife and he said no. 167 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:14,020 Not exactly. 168 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:17,220 He's committed to her. And that's the problem. 169 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,240 He needs to know I ain't no side chick. 170 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,480 And if he wants Angel, he needs to commit, full time. 171 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:23,940 So let me get this straight. 172 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,830 To prove how mad you are, 173 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,780 you moved out of your luxury co-op 174 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,040 to come back here in this creaky-ass apartment? 175 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:32,200 Yup. I'm playing hard to get. 176 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,560 And how does that affect him? 177 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,990 He's gonna miss me so bad, 178 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:36,960 he is going to beg me to come back. 179 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,420 We're not done here. 180 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,620 Hello? 181 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,040 Are you okay? What-what is it? 182 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,750 That was a ca... 183 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,740 a call from my friend from-from my old hood. 184 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:09,460 My mother died. 185 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,940 My mother died. 186 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,860 Is Carmen home? 187 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,240 Ma! 188 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,260 Some lady's at the door for you. 189 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,760 Who is it? 190 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,700 Not sure I'd recognize you 191 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,460 if we walked past each other in Key Food. 192 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,960 - Who's at the door? - It's my brother! 193 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,300 Why didn't you call to tell me that Mami died? 194 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,360 I sent you a Christmas card with my number and everything. 195 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,280 Must've got lost in the mail. 196 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,120 I'll be there at the funeral home on Thursday. 197 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,480 I was one of her kids, too. 198 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,890 You made your choice, Mateo. 199 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:33,640 - That's not my name, Carmen. - Whatever you're calling yourself, 200 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,320 this ain't the time for your confusion. 201 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,800 Mami suffered enough. 202 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,620 You're still blaming me for her pain. 203 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,680 Where were you when Mami had all her appointments? 204 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,900 - Or when she was up all night in pain? - You're right! 205 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:46,180 I wasn't around, and I'm sorry. 206 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,800 But how am I supposed to show up? 207 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,310 You won't even invite me in. 208 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,340 I don't know what you are. 209 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:56,120 Tell me how to explain 210 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,960 to a ten-year-old that her uncle is gay, 211 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,750 and runs around in women's clothes. 212 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,480 You tell her the truth. 213 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,580 You tell her that I am a woman. 214 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,200 And how am I supposed to explain to the family 215 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,630 that you're not dead? 216 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,600 You told them I died? 217 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,360 No. Mami did. 218 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,810 Right. 219 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,710 I pray for you, Mateo. 220 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,370 You save your prayers 221 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,580 for someone who actually needs them. 222 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,030 Ooh, ooh! 223 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,760 My cooking is as good as the Puerto Rican restaurant. 224 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,620 Yeah. It's just missing a little something. 225 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,040 This is the recipe you gave me. 226 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,080 It takes a couple of times to perfect. 227 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,900 My mother made the best pasteles. 228 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,380 I loved our kitchen time. 229 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,550 When you're competing with two older siblings for attention, 230 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,490 you don't get a lot of alone moments. 231 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,900 But cooking? 232 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,540 That was our special time. 233 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,420 Girl, it can't taste that bad. 234 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,720 I miss her. 235 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,950 You'll always have the memories. 236 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:34,840 Yeah. The good and the bad. 237 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,320 Yes, ma'am. 238 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:41,060 You know, that's the burden of having a parent. 239 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,970 They haven't a clue what they're doing. 240 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:46,660 And every mistake they make chips away at us. 241 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,960 As we get older, we got to glue the pieces back together. 242 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,440 And we can blame them. 243 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,560 But here's the thing. 244 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,320 They're human. 245 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,940 They make mistakes. 246 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,830 When my daddy died, I... 247 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,440 I went through it. 248 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,300 I blamed myself for all the... 249 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,160 black eyes 250 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,180 and lost time. 251 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,480 Have you found forgiveness? 252 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,760 Oh, it depends on the day. 253 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,930 I feel you. 254 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,870 I don't know, Pray, it just... 255 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,690 it don't feel right, attending the funeral 256 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,180 of a woman who rejected me. 257 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,560 You're a mother now. You have to be an example. 258 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,390 You got to teach these kids how to handle death. 259 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,810 Pray Tell, all my relatives will be there. 260 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,600 I don't need the drama. 261 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,900 You have us now. 262 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,650 Your real family. 263 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,360 And we will be standing there right beside you. 264 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,920 Girl... 265 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,670 Oh, God, I wish that I would've gone 266 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,340 to my father's funeral. 267 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,600 Maybe the wounds would've healed quicker. 268 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:09,620 They started a while ago. 269 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,790 No such thing as late when you close like I do. 270 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,780 Mr. Trump decided to join the meeting. 271 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,480 Shit. 272 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:18,940 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 273 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,920 Hey. Boss still in there? 274 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:23,520 No. He asked about you, though. 275 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,190 - Nice work, Stan. Congrats. - Thanks. 276 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,976 Let's get a bite at the Oak Room later this week. 277 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,180 Congrats for what? 278 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,960 The boy wonder got a promotion. 279 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,420 We get to see how big his dick is in the VP bathroom. 280 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,420 See you. 281 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,800 How long has this been in the works? 282 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:44,040 Not long. Like, a few weeks, maybe. 283 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,720 I'm your mentor. 284 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:52,090 I hired you, New Jersey. 285 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,440 Are you in on the Plaza Hotel deal now? 286 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,320 Yeah. 287 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,370 I thought you would be happy about it. 288 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,900 It's good when a bet you make pays off. 289 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,490 Why the fuck would I be happy about it? 290 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,120 Do you fucking know me at all? 291 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,900 There are only so many points in a deal like the Plaza. 292 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,260 You coming on that deal 293 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,580 is you literally stealing money from my pocket. 294 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,610 This is a zero-sum game to me. 295 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:22,920 Matt. 296 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,990 I'm grateful to you. 297 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,550 I learn a lot from you, 298 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,520 and the last thing I wanted to do here 299 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,660 was show you any disrespect. 300 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,580 No, what you showed me is exactly who you are. 301 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,700 And now I'll show you exactly who I am. 302 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,680 The category is... 303 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,460 Perfect Tens. 304 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,920 You must have face, 305 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,380 body and realness. 306 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,900 You got something to tuck? 307 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:05,080 That shit better be streamlined into invisibility. 308 00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:10,580 You have to pass in every way, bitches. 309 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,610 Your hair has to pass. 310 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,940 Your clothes have to pass. 311 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,700 Your makeup has to pass. 312 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,520 Your face has to pass. 313 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,980 Passing is your gateway into the mainstream. 314 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,260 You want an invitation into that magical world? 315 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,840 You had best come immaculate. 316 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,200 This is a category for real women only. 317 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,420 If you ain't Diana fucking Ross 318 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,440 ready to sing the "Theme to Mahogany," 319 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:44,800 don't you step foot on that floor. 320 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,260 God hath bestowed upon you a great many gifts. 321 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,900 Charm, beauty, sensuality. 322 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,430 But the thing that you can thank Him for 323 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,660 is that He made you a woman. 324 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,280 Perfection. 325 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:02,620 Shine, woman. 326 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,100 Glow, woman. 327 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,160 Give us permission to celebrate you 328 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,420 in all your feminine glory. 329 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,070 I take no pleasure in telling you this. 330 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,260 Don't think I didn't struggle before deciding to do it. 331 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,980 I'm sure you struggled plenty. 332 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,100 I'm here because I need your help. 333 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:31,320 This woman, whoever she is, he's obsessed with her. 334 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,770 It's getting in the way of his work. 335 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,850 He's coming in late, he's leaving early. 336 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,380 Sloppiness. 337 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,840 Don't act like this is coming out of the blue. 338 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,080 When I was here at Christmas, you were suspecting something. 339 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,850 When you were here on Christmas, you kissed me. 340 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,240 I believe you, I just don't trust you. 341 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,760 That's where she lives. 342 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,700 I followed him after work. 343 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,840 My number's on the other side of that card. 344 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,940 Call me if you need to talk. 345 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:15,420 Or if you just want to come into the city and grab a drink. 346 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,860 Even if I wasn't with Stan, 347 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,400 I would never be with you. 348 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,920 I want you to know that. 349 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,200 I'm not just some dopey Jersey housewife. 350 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:32,000 I am not trapped in this life. I choose it. 351 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:35,080 Okay. 352 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,030 Then, if, when you decide 353 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,190 that I'm telling the truth about what your husband is up to, 354 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,360 and you decide to choose a different life, 355 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,040 one where you need to make your own money, call me. 356 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,250 I'm always looking to hire new talent. 357 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,210 The woman that lives in that place, 358 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,480 she moved out a couple of weeks ago. 359 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,620 I mean, the rent's paid up for three months, so, 360 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,550 you know, I haven't taken her name off the list yet. 361 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,300 Now, you friends with her, uh... ? 362 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,860 Um, whose name is on the lease? 363 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,000 - Sorry? - Is Angel's name on the lease, 364 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:42,070 or-or did-did someone cosign with her? 365 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,160 Well, yeah, it's confidential information. 366 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,040 Mm. 367 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,020 Could-could you just check for me? 368 00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:53,040 I... I want to know if my husband's name is on the lease. 369 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,010 Stan Bowes. I'm Patty Bowes. 370 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,560 Here's my driver's license. 371 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,440 Come into my office. 372 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,280 You sure you want to know this? 373 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,740 I think so. 374 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,680 Why? You think I'm doing the wrong thing? 375 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,180 Look, I got four daughters. Right? 376 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,250 If you were one of them, yeah, I'd tell you to know. 377 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:22,140 It's, uh, yeah. 378 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,220 Did Angel leave a forwarding address? 379 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,770 Yes, yes, yes, give it to her! 380 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,180 Give it to her! 381 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,600 Show some love, bitches! Show some love! 382 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,480 I can't hear you! 383 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,020 You ready, girl? 384 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,340 Always. 385 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,580 Yes, baby? 386 00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:16,180 - Without Elektra? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,180 Silence! 388 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:23,720 Clear the floor, children. Clear the floor. 389 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,880 We've got ourselves a challenge on this evening. 390 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:30,910 For the House of Mugler! 391 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:36,150 From Elektra's legendary children. 392 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,140 We are more than Elektra's goddamn children, Pray Tell. 393 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,810 Say our names. 394 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,030 Oh. 395 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:44,820 I stand corrected. 396 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,890 Miss Candy. 397 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,150 House of Mugler, do you accept this challenge 398 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,720 from the House of Abundance? 399 00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:57,300 Honey, we never back down from a challenge. 400 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,900 Ever! 401 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,500 And you. 402 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:03,140 Them is fighting words, bitches! 403 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,350 The category is... 404 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,600 Modèle Effet. 405 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:12,730 As a house, I need to see the pages 406 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:17,460 of Anna Wintour's new Vogue coming to life. 407 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,820 Come on, look at Miss Candy. 408 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,600 Serving us 1988 409 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,440 working girl on a mission. 410 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,170 And Mother Mugler in her best 411 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,080 Love Boat inspired couture. 412 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,400 And where are the children? 413 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,050 Do I see any children in the house? 414 00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:35,910 Oh, oh, and they have arrived. 415 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,390 Yes, yes, yes, I know that we have good weather, 416 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,180 but why are you wearing that pleather? 417 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,020 Looking like a baby dyke Don Corleone. 418 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,060 Oh, what? 419 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,840 With skin like that, honey, why are you wearing that color? 420 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,940 You should stick to jewel tones, baby. 421 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,790 What do we got? 422 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,380 Uh, oh, oh, oh! 423 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,000 No weave, bitches. 424 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,080 No extensions! 425 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:24,920 Just pure, unadulterated Modèle Effet. 426 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,420 Ooh, it's so hot in here, y'all ready for some scores? 427 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,700 I can't hear you. Y'all ready for some scores? 428 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,860 Yes! 429 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,000 Come on, line it up. Line it up. 430 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,520 All right, so, for the House of Mugler, what are your scores? 431 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,030 Ten, ten, ten, ten, 432 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,300 nine! 433 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,930 There's a small margin of error. 434 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,290 All right, House of Abundance. 435 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:49,920 Judges, your scores. 436 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:54,050 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 437 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:56,700 Oh, work it out. 438 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,420 First runner up, House of Mugler. 439 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,020 Grand prize, House of Abundance. 440 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:06,160 Yes, motherfuckers! 441 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,570 We did it. 442 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,740 The cards never lie, my darling. 443 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,440 The cards never lie. 444 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:15,170 Behold, Miss Lulu and Miss Candy, 445 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,860 two up-and-coming mothers in the making. 446 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:26,920 Miss Elektra, you better get on up out of that hospital bed 447 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:30,160 and come on and reclaim your house. 448 00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:35,320 Miss Elektra, you have a visitor. 449 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,480 Is now a good time? 450 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,500 "Good time"? More like it's about time. 451 00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:48,300 What the fuck are you doing here? 452 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,720 Is there a problem? 453 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,030 No problem. 454 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,280 That's just the way she speaks when she's happy. 455 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,200 She can stay. As the World Turns is over 456 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:59,620 and television is a wasteland until the evening news. 457 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:01,360 Who sent you these? 458 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:04,140 - My gentleman friend. - Nah, if they were from him, 459 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,736 this whole room would be filled with them. 460 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,780 I'm guessing you bought those for yourself. 461 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,580 You're the last person I expected to see here. 462 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,880 Isn't there a sale going on down at the Payless 463 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,010 you should be attending? 464 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,300 Oh, look at you. Still talking big game 465 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,956 even though you just went through the most 466 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,520 meaningful experience in your life 467 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,860 and not one person has come to celebrate with you 468 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,500 or look after you while you're in pain. 469 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,370 Don't think they won't pay for their mistreatment. 470 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,440 See, that's your problem. 471 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:35,180 This whole room should be filled with laughing girls 472 00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:39,020 and balloons and children doing their mother's hair. 473 00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:41,890 But all anyone wants to give you is payback. 474 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,160 You're a terrible mother. 475 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,200 And that's exactly what you get. 476 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:48,130 My legendary house and its children 477 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,820 have snagged more trophies than anyone. 478 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,680 But you're not kind. 479 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,910 You don't care for them, Elektra. 480 00:25:55,010 --> 00:25:57,090 You're not walking the walk in our community. 481 00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:58,920 You're rich. You're beautiful. 482 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,520 You pass. 483 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,840 You think that makes you better than us. 484 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,560 Because I am. 485 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,890 I have always been a survivor. 486 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:13,120 - I wouldn't bet against me. - I pity you. 487 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,580 Life comes for all of us, Elektra. 488 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,820 And it comes hardest for the ones 489 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,180 who think they're above it all. 490 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:20,290 Is this why you're here? 491 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:21,850 To be the little devil on my shoulder 492 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,700 whispering warnings in my ear? 493 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,820 No. 494 00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:37,050 I'm here because in my life I've had two mothers. 495 00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:41,020 The one that brought me into this world and you. 496 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,480 The first one... 497 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,330 the first one died just this week... 498 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,440 ... before she could forgive me, before I could forgive her. 499 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:05,910 And you and I, we got our problems. 500 00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:09,200 Enough water under the bridge to drown this whole city. 501 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:13,490 And the world may have destroyed the version of you 502 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,500 who saved me that night outside the ball 503 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,440 and took me under your wing, 504 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,600 but you're the only mother I have left. 505 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:30,490 You may be a terrible mother, but that don't mean 506 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,560 I can't be the loving daughter I want to be. 507 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,560 I'll call a nurse to get a vase for those flowers, 508 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:50,440 even though they're from a deli. 509 00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:00,680 So how does it feel? 510 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:06,220 It hurts worse than I ever imagined. 511 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:13,000 But it also feels better than I've ever dreamed. 512 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,100 We made a mistake coming. 513 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,880 This is not about them. 514 00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:00,490 You came to make peace with your mama. 515 00:29:00,590 --> 00:29:02,140 Come on. 516 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:07,900 Come on, come on, come on. 517 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:33,160 What are you doing here? 518 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:35,540 I have a right to be here to say good-bye. 519 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,460 Oh, my God, is that Mateo? 520 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,060 You need to go. 521 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,320 - Now. - Manuel, get off. 522 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,550 Manny, por favor, not today. 523 00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:58,320 Let him say good-bye and then he'll go. 524 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,600 Kindness doesn't cost you anything. 525 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:06,220 Let her say good-bye. 526 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,120 Take your time, baby. 527 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,440 Hi, Mami. 528 00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,880 It's been a while. 529 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,960 I'm... I'm a mother now. 530 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,420 I got a house of kids. 531 00:30:41,730 --> 00:30:43,920 Pains in my ass, too. 532 00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:52,740 So I hope, finally, you're proud of me, wherever you are. 533 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,480 I said some messed up things the last time we spoke. 534 00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:01,280 And I hope you know that I'll always love you. 535 00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:06,200 I know you didn't know how to raise a child like me. 536 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,780 You tried your best, 537 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,200 and I want you to know that I forgive you 538 00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:18,380 and... I love you. 539 00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:30,720 Let's go. 540 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:38,380 I can't believe Mateo grew up to be a transvestite. 541 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,660 Pobrecito needs a better wig. 542 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,820 A child lost her mother today 543 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,720 and I would expect someone who espouses 544 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:45,790 the word of the Lord to have a 545 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,200 little bit more compassion. 546 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,140 She's not defined by that wig on her head 547 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,380 any more than you are by that frizzy perm. 548 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:02,200 You're so strong. 549 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,740 Well, I couldn't have done it. 550 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:09,980 I would've been too scared. 551 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:12,600 You maintained your dignity and I'm proud of you. 552 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,490 It's okay. It's okay. 553 00:32:15,590 --> 00:32:17,180 That's all right. Let it out. 554 00:32:17,390 --> 00:32:18,800 Let it out. 555 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,990 Yo, I can call my homeboy 556 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,836 to jump whoever you want for, like, a Benjamin. 557 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:24,560 - Boy. - I'm for reals. 558 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,900 Nah, we good. We all good. 559 00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:28,380 Mateo. 560 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:32,120 My name is Blanca now. 561 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:33,600 Blanca. 562 00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:37,640 There's a gathering at your mother's after the wake. 563 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:39,480 You should come. 564 00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,220 Have some food. 565 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,450 So when was the last time you were here? 566 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,700 Um... 567 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:54,950 October 30, 1982. 568 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:56,080 Oh. 569 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:02,100 Did she ever talk about what happened? 570 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:04,540 No. Not to me. 571 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,180 My sister was always very private with her emotions. 572 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,490 Except for when she was cooking. 573 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,710 That's how she expressed love. 574 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,410 Don't I know it. Have you seen these nalgas? 575 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:19,600 But you, you're so skinny, are you getting enough to eat? 576 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,660 - I think I... - I mean, come on, look at this. 577 00:33:21,690 --> 00:33:24,690 There's no nalgas there. What's going on? 578 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,490 Come, make yourself a nice, big plate. 579 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:27,920 There's plenty of food. 580 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,020 Are you leaving? 581 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,980 I'm making a plate to go. 582 00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:10,780 What's that? 583 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,880 Mami's recipes. 584 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,640 I'm gonna take it. 585 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,370 Nah, put it back. 586 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,770 Carmen and I haven't decided what we're selling 587 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:19,960 and what we're giving away. 588 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,450 You can do whatever you want with the rest of her stuff. 589 00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:24,200 I just want the notebook. 590 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:26,450 Just put the notebook back. 591 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,080 I can't have her recipes, 592 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,600 but you're already sporting her jewelry? 593 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,590 Mami gave her that before she died. 594 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,100 If you'd have been a better son, she would've left you something. 595 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,560 Aren't you the one that they had to take to rehab twice? 596 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,000 Nobody wants you here, child molester. 597 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,350 I know all about how you fags 598 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,140 corrupt kids. 599 00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,630 Mami, what's happening? 600 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:01,500 Xiomara, vete. Go to your room. 601 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,180 You see what you're doing? 602 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,380 Upsetting everybody? 603 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,220 Manny, that's enough. You should go. 604 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,890 We should have gone to the hospital. 605 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,400 Boy, shut up. 606 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,120 What the hell? 607 00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:24,950 Look who we have here, 608 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,260 my victorious children. 609 00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:29,140 What's all this? 610 00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:32,280 Just a little welcome home feast for my children 611 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,460 who think so well of me that they abandoned me 612 00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:37,750 after I've undergone one of the most monumental operations 613 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,820 a woman could ever have. 614 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,920 I wanted to be there, Mother, I-I promise. 615 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,420 My sweet child, I know. 616 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,740 Now what say you, Lulu? Candy? 617 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:52,440 I ain't got shit to say or to apologize for. 618 00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,410 I agree, daughter. 619 00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:59,610 At first, I must admit, I was fuming so much 620 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:02,220 in my recovery suite that I ran a fever. 621 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:04,570 But then I realized, 622 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,600 thanks to some guidance from an old friend, 623 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,650 that I was getting all of the love and attention I deserved. 624 00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:11,960 None. 625 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,800 I gave you children nothing 626 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,920 and expected everything in return. 627 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:25,100 I'm a hard bitch. 628 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:28,370 But mothers aren't supposed to be hard all the time. 629 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,690 They need to spread the sugar around sometimes. 630 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,610 That don't look like sugar. 631 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,450 Sloppy joe. 632 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:39,420 - Really, again? - What? 633 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,800 Is ground beef the only thing you know how to cook? 634 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,296 I feel like I'm starting to smell like a hamburger. 635 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,320 And that ain't cute. 636 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,020 It sure ain't. But guess what? 637 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,460 It's better than what you was eating on that park bench. 638 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,590 I like ground beef. 639 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,610 You could do meatloaf, tacos, Hamburger Helper. 640 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:55,210 Enough about the beef. 641 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,000 It's time to get serious. 642 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,010 This Mother's Day has reminded me 643 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,340 of how I've fallen short with you children. 644 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,730 I know I've lost your trust. 645 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:06,540 I'm going to earn it back the best way we, 646 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,740 the House of Abundance, knows how. 647 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:12,800 We will be triumphant at the Mother's Day ball. 648 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,200 Lemar, rack please. 649 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,140 Bitch, what got into you? 650 00:37:23,630 --> 00:37:27,940 Each of my children will be draped in luxurious fineries. 651 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,260 Ooh, this is me. Bitch, this is from Saks. 652 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:35,590 And Bergdorf's. 653 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,160 These feathers is mad dingy. 654 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,200 It's fuchsia. 655 00:37:38,210 --> 00:37:40,876 - Where did Pray pluck them from? - It looks like one of the dead pigeons 656 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,150 floating in the East River. 657 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,740 Oh, y'all are really trying me. 658 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:47,510 I cannot wait for our triumphant return to the stage. 659 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,360 We are well on our way to being the greatest of all time. 660 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,620 And the way to do that is to crush our enemies 661 00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:56,590 until their bones are dust 662 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,600 and their names are forgotten. 663 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,020 Starting with those upstarts, Evangelista. 664 00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:09,890 We got to do better than this 665 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,450 if we're gonna beat post-op Elektra. 666 00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,780 You know she's gonna be flaunting her new puss smell 667 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,160 all up in them judges' noses. 668 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,320 Nobody in ballroom wants to smell that. 669 00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:22,280 Plus, we'll have heart, a real purpose as a house. 670 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:29,430 We gonna walk the Mother's Day ball in honor of my mother. 671 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,700 I know she wasn't perfect, but... 672 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,510 she's deserving of remembrance. 673 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,280 And I loved her. 674 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,080 And I know my children are gonna show out for me for her. 675 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:56,560 I'm all right. 676 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,620 We got you. 677 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,150 I'm sure a little soak in some Dawn 678 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,090 will get the stains right out. 679 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,100 Right? 680 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,540 Blanca. 681 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:23,290 We are going to have a feast before the ball tonight. 682 00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:24,840 I need y'all to have y'all energy to 683 00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:26,850 slay the competition. 684 00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:30,450 I don't think this recipe is right. 685 00:39:31,590 --> 00:39:33,370 It is definitely missing something. 686 00:39:33,410 --> 00:39:34,686 You added the eggs and the butter? 687 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:36,010 Yes. 688 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,690 We should've just got Aunt Jemima. 689 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:39,910 It's two ingredients. 690 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,110 It's too nasty is what it is. 691 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:46,920 Mm. 692 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:49,270 Listen, boy, keep stirring. It should thin out. 693 00:39:49,290 --> 00:39:50,650 I'll be right back. 694 00:39:57,010 --> 00:39:58,700 What you doing here? 695 00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:01,800 I wanted to bring this to you. 696 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:10,690 I'm never gonna use it and Manny don't cook. 697 00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:12,920 Well, don't you want to use this to teach Xiomara? 698 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:15,010 We're making our own mother-daughter memories. 699 00:40:15,350 --> 00:40:18,170 You and Mami were the ones who loved to be in the kitchen. 700 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,820 You should have it. 701 00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:23,490 I lied. 702 00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:26,660 Mami talked about you. 703 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,450 Right up till the end. 704 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:32,730 Well, what did she say? 705 00:40:33,530 --> 00:40:35,610 She had a lot of regret that she didn't get it right. 706 00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:37,340 She didn't believe in your choice 707 00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:39,250 and what you were doing, 708 00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:40,530 but she loved you. 709 00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:48,290 I just wish she would've told me that. 710 00:40:49,690 --> 00:40:51,570 That's not who she was. 711 00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:56,590 She never asked me to stay home and take care of you. 712 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,430 I made a choice. 713 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,270 I never even got a thank-you. 714 00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:09,190 Thank you. 715 00:41:10,310 --> 00:41:11,590 For everything. 716 00:41:15,770 --> 00:41:16,990 Do you want to come in? 717 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:20,070 - We cooking breakfast. - No. Not today. 718 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:22,390 Okay. 719 00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:25,950 Blanca? 720 00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:29,210 You're the best parts of her. 721 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,390 _ 722 00:42:21,610 --> 00:42:23,310 We need one cup of milk. 723 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:25,730 Okay, here you go. 724 00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:28,450 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 725 00:42:28,550 --> 00:42:30,290 Good job. 726 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:33,470 - All done. - Oh, don't forget the fruit. 727 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:39,760 I love you, Mami. 728 00:42:39,770 --> 00:42:41,760 Mm. How much do you love me? 729 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,710 This much! 730 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:46,910 - Wow. - More than the whole wide world. 731 00:42:46,930 --> 00:42:49,700 Ooh, hoo, hoo. 732 00:42:50,690 --> 00:42:52,470 Will you love me forever? 733 00:42:53,870 --> 00:42:56,150 I will love you forever. 734 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,010 Don't ever forget that. 735 00:43:08,870 --> 00:43:10,760 Blanca, I need your help. 736 00:43:10,770 --> 00:43:12,960 This batter is still thick. 737 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,330 Did you put milk? 738 00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:23,230 Oh, my goodness. I forgot the milk. 739 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,350 Ah, that's enough. 740 00:43:41,530 --> 00:43:43,150 Give me this. 741 00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:49,366 - Look at that. - It was just what it was missing. 742 00:43:49,390 --> 00:43:51,390 Get ready for some tasty pancakes. 743 00:43:51,410 --> 00:43:53,050 Nah, you can't forget the fruit. 744 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:54,526 I don't want no plain old dry 745 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,470 pancakes for Mother's Day. 746 00:43:57,670 --> 00:43:59,090 Ah, look at this. 747 00:44:00,590 --> 00:44:02,030 I love you, Mother. 748 00:44:04,110 --> 00:44:05,890 I love you, too. 749 00:44:06,370 --> 00:44:07,730 Forever. 750 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,270 And don't eat the fruit now. We got to put it in here. 751 00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:13,966 No, but it's so good, like, you just cut these... 752 00:44:13,990 --> 00:44:15,370 - Stop being greedy. - No. 753 00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:47,400 Wow. I am into everything 754 00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:48,990 about what you're looking like tonight. 755 00:44:49,190 --> 00:44:50,840 Mommy's gonna go now, okay? 756 00:44:52,710 --> 00:44:55,450 No, no, no, don't. You'll mess up my makeup. 757 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:58,370 Seems a shame to waste all that work on girls' night out. 758 00:44:58,410 --> 00:44:59,860 Thank you for hiring that car. 759 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,820 You know Mary Anne gets wasted, and they've got checkpoints 760 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,620 - up and down the Turnpike. - Yeah. 761 00:45:04,730 --> 00:45:07,190 You've been so great to me these past few months. 762 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:09,410 Put whatever you want on the credit card. 763 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:10,830 Thanks. 764 00:45:10,930 --> 00:45:13,030 Don't wait up. Hey. 765 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:14,770 Love you. Be good, okay? 766 00:45:15,510 --> 00:45:16,930 Have fun tonight. 767 00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:39,550 Hello? 768 00:45:39,630 --> 00:45:41,040 Just tell me what you need, quick. 769 00:45:41,050 --> 00:45:42,070 I'm late for the ball. 770 00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,190 Oh. Excuse me? 771 00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:46,510 You a cop? 772 00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:47,770 No. 773 00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:51,020 All I got is weed, nothing hard. 774 00:45:51,110 --> 00:45:53,540 I'm-I'm looking for a girl named Angel. 775 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,750 Does she live here? 776 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:55,870 How you know her? 777 00:45:55,930 --> 00:45:58,010 Um, from work. 778 00:45:58,070 --> 00:45:59,850 Oh. Well, she's not here right now, 779 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:01,606 but I'm gonna go see her if you want to come with me. 780 00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:04,130 Is it far? I-I have a town car waiting downstairs. 781 00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:05,670 Oh, shit. 782 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,320 We traveling in style. 783 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:10,560 They all gonna flip when they see me jumping out a limo. 784 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,330 The category is Labels. 785 00:46:16,410 --> 00:46:19,970 I need to see head-to-toe realness, honey. 786 00:46:20,070 --> 00:46:22,480 And I don't want to see none of those knockoffs 787 00:46:22,490 --> 00:46:24,670 y'all be getting down at Canal Street. 788 00:46:24,770 --> 00:46:26,740 Y'all know what I'm talking about. 789 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,270 Oh, yes, looky here. 790 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,500 And where is Miss Cherry 791 00:46:31,510 --> 00:46:34,840 headed in her YSL pump? 792 00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:37,510 And her Dior suit? 793 00:46:37,590 --> 00:46:40,690 It ain't the PTA meeting, that's for damn sure. 794 00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:42,170 Judges, your scores? 795 00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:44,290 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 796 00:46:45,610 --> 00:46:47,590 Yo. You coming? 797 00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:07,810 Thought you were asking about my daytime activities. 798 00:47:10,210 --> 00:47:12,290 Oh. Bitch. 799 00:47:12,950 --> 00:47:15,650 Who let in all this real fish? 800 00:47:15,690 --> 00:47:18,630 Honey, that nose, she's cunt. 801 00:47:18,730 --> 00:47:21,390 Who is your doctor? 802 00:47:23,770 --> 00:47:25,600 The category is... 803 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:29,150 Mother-Daughter Realness. 804 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:32,170 Each mother must introduce her daughter 805 00:47:32,330 --> 00:47:35,310 at a debutante's ball. 806 00:47:35,470 --> 00:47:38,540 And you bitches better be wearing spring colors. 807 00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:42,190 First up, House of Abundance. 808 00:47:46,510 --> 00:47:49,510 Oh, whoa! 809 00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:51,350 Bitch! 810 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:54,460 She's back! 811 00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:57,390 All the way from Thailand. 812 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:00,710 And she's looking rejuvenated, 813 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,920 and she's looking refreshed. 814 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:05,870 The legendary Elektra Abundance. 815 00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:09,910 Looking like a tall glass of lemonade. 816 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:13,480 Giving us daffodil realness. 817 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:16,650 Giving us sunflower. 818 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,830 Sun power! 819 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:21,690 Making the little things grow. 820 00:48:22,230 --> 00:48:24,360 Oh! 821 00:48:24,390 --> 00:48:25,660 You see? 822 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,790 Miss Thing with the reveal. 823 00:48:30,230 --> 00:48:32,170 Oh, they're giving us story. 824 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:34,330 They're giving us narrative. 825 00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:37,960 The divas are serving us Buckingham Palace high tea 826 00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:40,570 while the rest of you don't know nothing but Lipton's 827 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,470 from the garden. 828 00:48:43,150 --> 00:48:45,650 Come on, judges, give them their scores. 829 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:49,970 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 830 00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:53,050 Across the board! 831 00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:56,030 Mother of the Year is a mere three months away. 832 00:48:56,110 --> 00:49:00,030 Miss Elektra is poised to snag the title once more. 833 00:49:00,110 --> 00:49:02,630 Any competitors? 834 00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:04,460 Evangelistas? 835 00:49:04,570 --> 00:49:07,490 The judges ate up what Abundance served. 836 00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:09,540 Y'all ready? 837 00:49:11,770 --> 00:49:14,410 House of Evangelista! 838 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:19,450 Yes! 839 00:49:20,330 --> 00:49:22,130 Work it out! 840 00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:24,720 Work it out! 841 00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:26,690 Yes! 842 00:49:26,710 --> 00:49:28,990 You better start that train, bitch. 843 00:49:29,070 --> 00:49:32,050 Oh, there's a daughter. 844 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:35,560 Here comes the daughter: Miss Angel. 845 00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:39,230 Giving us graceful, wispy, 846 00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:42,750 crisp and fresh. 847 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,640 Like a York Peppermint Pattie. 848 00:49:52,710 --> 00:49:55,370 There's competition up in here these days. 849 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:58,490 I don't know about you. Y'all better watch out. 850 00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:02,130 Just so you know, 851 00:50:02,390 --> 00:50:04,810 I don't think you should've snagged grand prize. 852 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,630 But I do want to congratulate you on your surgery. 853 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:09,350 I'm happy for you. 854 00:50:09,370 --> 00:50:11,490 I suppose well wishes, regardless of how late 855 00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:13,770 they may come, are always adequate. 856 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:16,600 Though in the future, I prefer them in the form of a gift. 857 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:18,670 Preferably, from Saks. 858 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:33,710 I'm Patty. 859 00:50:34,570 --> 00:50:35,850 Stan's wife. 860 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,350 Can we talk? 861 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:48,330 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 61251

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