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Hello?
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Who?
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No. No, this is Morvern Callar.
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Morvern Callar.
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M-O-R-V...
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I don't see anybody.
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No.
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Yes, it's the station.
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No, no, I'm not from here, no.
But I've lived here for years.
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I was... I was going to make a call.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'm sure she'll be fine.
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Yeah.
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OK, then.
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OK, thanks a lot. Bye.
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Oh, aye, merry Christmas.
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Sorry.
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- Where have you been? I'm freezin' to death.
- Sorry.
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Where is he, then?
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- He's not coming.
- And why not?
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He's weird.
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What's that?
"Jackie"? Who's Jackie?
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- I found it.
- Lucky bitch. It's gold.
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What's up wi' you?
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Here. Take this and shut up.
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OK, boys, this time we'll
play you for Joan of Arc.
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Hi, gorgeous.
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- Hey, sexy.
- Arsehole.
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When are you going to get
a steady boyfriend?
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Where's your man the night, then, eh?
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At home.
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Eh? Don't tempt me.
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Hello, Morvern.
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Long time no see.
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I thought you'd have been over
to visit us by now.
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Sorry.
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00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,846
What have you done wi' Dostoevsky tonight?
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- He's at home.
- You leave him at home?
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In the kitchen.
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They'll get their heads kicked in.
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Where are you taking us?
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The girl's mental.
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- Look at her.
- I know.
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I told them my leg won't stop shaking
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and then they said...
"Do you want to go to the hospital?"
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I said, "I don't know what to do
because my leg won't stop shaking."
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Is this your house?
It's a really nice house, isn't it?
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I like the bath.
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Reckon we can get any more?
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Do you reckon we can get any more?
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Do you reckon we can get any more?
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I reckon he's got some.
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I reckon he's got some.
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I reckon he's got some. I reck-I
reck-I reck-I reckon he's got some.
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I broke my nail.
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Ask them, they might have seen it.
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- Have you seen my nail?
- It's a sparkly blue nail.
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Excuse me, have you seen my nail?
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Look.
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She's lost her nail.
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Excuse me, everybody,
but I've lost my nail.
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I've fuckin' lost my nail.
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No, I think you've got a nice smile.
Don't worry about your smile.
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Have you seen my boyfriend?
I've lost my boyfriend.
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Have you seen my boyfriend?
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...when you can sit on your own
and not really say anything,
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I think that's when you know
you really love somebody.
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What are you doing out here? It's freezin'.
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Oh, shit.
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How are you feelin'?
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Not too good.
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That's the island where
my foster mum is buried.
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I'm fucked.
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Ooh, I need a pee.
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I do. I need it. I need to do a pee.
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I'm freezin'. Let's go to yours.
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- No, I don't wanna go home.
- I know what you mean.
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A merry Christmas, hen.
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Happy New Year, Gran. It's New Year.
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It's New Year, is it?
Och, I thought it was Christmas.
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- I'm only winding you up, Granny.
- Ah, get off me, toerag.
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Put the whistling jenny on
and we'll have a cup of tea.
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Right, Granny.
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A three-letter word meaning um, what is it,
neighbour. Och aye.
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What would we say instead of neighbour?
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- Pal.
- Pal!
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Three-letter word. Pal. That's right.
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I know, Mum, but it was snowin'.
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Well, Morvern's not got a phone.
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Look...
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Right.
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Right.
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Just shut up.
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00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:39,079
So what did you get me
for Christmas, Granny?
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What Christmas? Thought
it was the New Year.
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Och, away wi' you,
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and have a hot bath, the pair of yous.
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What are you gonna tell him?
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You can tell him you crashed at mine.
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00:24:18,608 --> 00:24:20,661
Lanna?
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What?
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00:24:23,947 --> 00:24:25,703
Summat bad's happened.
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00:24:27,993 --> 00:24:30,045
You're not pregnant, are you?
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He's gone. He's left me.
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- What are you talking about?
- He's left me.
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00:24:39,755 --> 00:24:42,091
Oh, he's probably just in one of his moods.
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He's not.
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He's really gone.
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He's never coming back.
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He's gone where?
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Gone where?
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Dunno.
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To another country.
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Another country?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Is it something to do wi' me?
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What?
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I'll get some more towels, you look tired.
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Are you going deaf or what?
I was buzzin' for ages.
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Sorry.
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00:28:23,395 --> 00:28:26,823
- Merry Christmas, pet.
- Oh, Lanna...
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I didn't get you anything.
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- I'm sorry.
- Don't be daft. It's no big deal.
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Come here.
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00:28:33,697 --> 00:28:35,500
And don't worry, he'll come back.
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Lanna Phimister to bakery section.
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Great. I'll meet you at
Menzies at nine, right?
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00:28:42,289 --> 00:28:45,801
Can Lanna Phimister
please make her way to bakery section?
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Don't worry, he'll be back,
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tail tucked between his legs.
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Loose carrots 69p a pound.
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Thank you for shopping at Pennysaver.
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Hello.
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Just get the snow off my boots.
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00:30:18,719 --> 00:30:20,059
Are you looking for Lanna?
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00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:22,473
No. I was kind of wondering how you were.
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00:35:50,258 --> 00:35:52,477
- What are you doing here?
- Na-naa!
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00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:54,189
What? What is it?
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00:35:55,263 --> 00:35:57,351
I booked us both a fortnight at a resort.
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00:35:57,432 --> 00:35:59,022
You're kidding?!
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00:36:04,690 --> 00:36:06,944
Creeping Jesus will have
to change your shifts.
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00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:09,161
- And don't worry about money.
- Oh, my God!
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00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:11,241
Lynn, I cannae believe it!
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00:36:11,321 --> 00:36:13,576
Morvern, you are so lovely to me!
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00:36:15,283 --> 00:36:18,083
Oh, it's all right. It's
your Christmas present.
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00:36:22,124 --> 00:36:24,710
- Where did you get the money?
- From the bank.
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What are we goin' to do when we get there?
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Be quiet.
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00:40:45,429 --> 00:40:48,525
It's an old woman that lives there anyway.
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00:41:00,652 --> 00:41:03,950
He's left all his stuff, eh?
Even the computer.
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00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,876
It's kinda creepy, innit?
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00:41:08,493 --> 00:41:11,258
Oh, my head's buzzin' wi' this tab.
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00:41:11,330 --> 00:41:14,094
- We've gotta put some music on.
- What do you want on?
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00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,218
Some of his stuff.
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00:41:44,488 --> 00:41:47,869
Did you know that Shadow the shelf-stacker
got the boot from work?
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00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:50,541
I don't want to talk about work.
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00:41:50,619 --> 00:41:52,339
I hated him. He's a real perv.
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00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,641
Let's look at some of his
stuff on the computer.
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00:42:02,964 --> 00:42:06,227
- No.
- Maybe he's wrote something about me.
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I don't want to.
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00:42:08,053 --> 00:42:10,105
You're a pure bore.
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00:42:14,101 --> 00:42:15,987
Let's do some hooverin'.
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Oh, come on, it'll be a brilliant trip.
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No.
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00:42:32,452 --> 00:42:34,504
Do you want to do some bakin', then?
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We got to do it right.
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Oh, that's brilliant.
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00:43:11,825 --> 00:43:15,456
- It's pure dead brilliant.
- Pure dead brilliant.
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It's no sticking properly
to the wee pasty underneath.
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Your hand's shakin'.
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Cake. It's a wee cake.
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Morvern?
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What?
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00:43:50,822 --> 00:43:52,874
What?
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00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:03,878
What?
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00:44:08,674 --> 00:44:10,726
You know we were pals?
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00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:13,439
What, us?
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No. Me and him.
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We were good pals.
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What do you mean?
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You'll be in a massive huff.
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Did you go with him, then?
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Look, Morvern,
I know how terrible it must feel to you,
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but it realty wasn't what you think.
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00:46:54,965 --> 00:46:57,682
I'll understand
if you don't want me to come on holiday.
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I'll stay here and look after the flat.
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00:47:02,347 --> 00:47:05,230
It's not that I don't want to come.
I'd love to come.
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00:47:10,856 --> 00:47:13,192
You're my best friend, Morvern.
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I'm sorry, really.
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00:47:20,532 --> 00:47:24,542
I got your letter.
Um... I'm... I'm glad you like the book.
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00:47:24,619 --> 00:47:28,083
I can't... I can't come and meet you
in London because I'm off to Spain.
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00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:30,637
So... Oh. Shit.
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00:47:30,709 --> 00:47:32,761
Um... It's the er...
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...Hotel Rozinante.
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- Come on! We're missin' the plane!
- Sorry.
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Hurry up!
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You're lucky to be on the flight.
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00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:14,013
Oh, wow!
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This is great.
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Lanna!
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- What about the buses?
- We'll get a cab.
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00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:38,430
- Are the buses here already?
- No, we got a lift.
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00:49:38,503 --> 00:49:41,089
There is a special bus
laid on for you, you know.
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So?
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Name?
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Morvern Callar.
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00:49:47,637 --> 00:49:50,022
Oh, by the way, there's a message for you.
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00:49:54,561 --> 00:49:56,317
- Let me see.
- Give it back.
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00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:58,781
- "Tom Boddington."
- Give it back.
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00:49:58,857 --> 00:50:00,993
I said give it back!
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00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:02,907
There's no need to get nasty.
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00:50:04,696 --> 00:50:06,748
So who's Tom Boddington, anyway?
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Just a guy I met.
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00:50:09,701 --> 00:50:11,422
Where?
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- At the airport.
- At the airport? How does he know you're here?
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Cos I told him.
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Fab!
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This is crackin'.
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00:50:29,638 --> 00:50:32,817
Lanna Phimister and Mervo Caller?
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Morvern Callar.
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00:50:34,810 --> 00:50:36,447
Marven Caller?
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- Morvern Callar!
- Marvell?
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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00:50:43,694 --> 00:50:45,746
- Good mor...
- Never mind. What is it?
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00:50:45,821 --> 00:50:47,660
Good morning, Marvell Caller.
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00:50:47,739 --> 00:50:50,124
Welcome to Hotel Rozinante...
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...very pleasant stay.
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00:51:06,133 --> 00:51:08,185
- OK?
- OK.
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00:51:47,215 --> 00:51:49,267
You speak English?
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- Very quiet.
- Swedish?
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00:51:53,930 --> 00:51:57,229
Me Dazzer and that's Dave.
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00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:00,313
Helga.
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Ha! Olga.
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00:52:02,939 --> 00:52:04,577
Olga.
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- Olga?
- Olga.
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Ol-ga.
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- Olga.
- Olga.
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00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:11,495
German?
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00:52:12,616 --> 00:52:15,795
So you are German?
I know someone from Germany.
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00:52:15,869 --> 00:52:17,921
Bloke. Um...
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00:52:19,247 --> 00:52:21,418
Al... Alwin...
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Alwin Küchler from Germany.
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00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,348
Do you know him?
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00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:32,472
Slappers!
245
00:52:32,552 --> 00:52:35,103
Look at them two over there.
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00:52:44,231 --> 00:52:46,283
Get off!
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00:52:54,116 --> 00:52:55,753
I like champagne.
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00:52:55,826 --> 00:52:57,332
Oh, me too.
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00:52:57,411 --> 00:53:00,839
Morvern, this is great. You're so good
to me and I really don't deserve it.
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00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:02,670
- Oh, shut up.
- I mean it.
251
00:53:02,749 --> 00:53:05,715
- You're such a good friend. You're great.
- That's enough now.
252
00:53:07,963 --> 00:53:09,849
And there's plenty of guys who fancy you.
253
00:53:09,923 --> 00:53:12,142
You'll have no problem
finding a new boyfriend.
254
00:53:12,217 --> 00:53:16,144
- Who said I wanted a new boyfriend?
- Like that guy Tom you met at the airport.
255
00:53:16,221 --> 00:53:18,107
Have you phoned Tom? He fancies you.
256
00:53:18,181 --> 00:53:19,771
What are you talking about?
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00:53:23,770 --> 00:53:25,111
Let's go in.
258
00:53:29,943 --> 00:53:31,995
I'm goin' in.
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00:53:33,739 --> 00:53:36,622
Eugh. There's beasties
floating about. Look.
260
00:53:46,209 --> 00:53:49,092
People are fuckin' tryin' to sleep up here!
261
00:53:52,341 --> 00:53:55,105
Fuckin' cut it out! I'm
tryin' to get some sleep!
262
00:53:55,177 --> 00:53:57,229
Do you not have children?
263
00:53:59,264 --> 00:54:02,230
Swap your swimsuits! Away you go.
264
00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:05,156
If these cats in the bag
don't get into the spirit of things,
265
00:54:05,228 --> 00:54:08,028
they're going to end up
in the swimming pool!
266
00:54:10,108 --> 00:54:11,911
How are you getting on in there?
267
00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:14,160
Nice one, Tony!
268
00:54:14,237 --> 00:54:17,037
I think they've had long enough.
Drum roll, everybody.
269
00:54:17,115 --> 00:54:19,203
Here we go.
270
00:54:20,327 --> 00:54:22,414
And... Look at that.
271
00:54:22,496 --> 00:54:26,339
Don't they look lovely? Beautiful.
Big round of applause.
272
00:54:41,682 --> 00:54:43,022
Morvey.
273
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:44,690
Morvey!
274
00:54:46,228 --> 00:54:48,731
- Like my hat?
- Yeah, it's lovely.
275
00:54:48,814 --> 00:54:51,661
I can't stand up, mate. I am mashed!
276
00:54:52,776 --> 00:54:55,161
- He's an ugly cunt.
- Aye, I'm an ugly cunt, like.
277
00:54:56,279 --> 00:54:58,664
- I like your pants.
- Do you like them?
278
00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:00,995
Very nice.
279
00:55:01,076 --> 00:55:03,377
I never take it off. My
hair's a fuckin' mess.
280
00:55:03,453 --> 00:55:05,589
Do you like it like that?
281
00:55:05,664 --> 00:55:07,384
- Does it work?
- That's much better.
282
00:55:07,457 --> 00:55:09,427
It's my hat, greasy.
283
00:55:09,501 --> 00:55:11,921
I don't wash it, you see.
284
00:55:12,004 --> 00:55:13,178
Makes it dry.
285
00:55:13,255 --> 00:55:15,509
We just got a cheap flight, didn't we?
286
00:55:15,590 --> 00:55:18,889
We don't know how long we're going
to be here. We're looking for jobs.
287
00:55:18,969 --> 00:55:21,686
- Do you want a job?
- Nah, you're all right.
288
00:55:21,763 --> 00:55:23,815
I don't want one either.
289
00:55:23,890 --> 00:55:26,571
- What's your name?
- Lanna.
290
00:55:26,643 --> 00:55:28,446
Paul.
291
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:29,943
- Lanna?
- Lanna, yeah.
292
00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:31,409
- Lara?
- Lanna.
293
00:55:31,481 --> 00:55:32,573
Lanna.
294
00:55:32,649 --> 00:55:35,330
Lanna. As in, like, Lanna the llama?
295
00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:38,700
Fuckin' hell!
296
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:41,117
It's all right.
297
00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:43,880
Do you... Do you want to come
to Revert with us later?
298
00:55:43,952 --> 00:55:47,665
It's only down the road and it's fucking
good, innit? It's a great club.
299
00:55:47,748 --> 00:55:49,966
It's got two big fuckin' rooms, right.
300
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:51,881
- 24 hours, man.
- 24 hours.
301
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,096
They close one room and,
like, clean the other.
302
00:55:54,171 --> 00:55:56,757
How can they close one
and clean the other, spacker?
303
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,720
You're doing my fuckin' head in.
You're doing it on purpose to show me up.
304
00:56:00,802 --> 00:56:02,642
I was saying summat.
305
00:56:02,721 --> 00:56:05,438
Oh, Sashy! Our fuckin' mate Sasha, man.
306
00:56:05,515 --> 00:56:08,529
- He's fuckin' off his head.
- He came here for a week...
307
00:56:08,602 --> 00:56:09,646
All right, mate?
308
00:56:09,770 --> 00:56:10,770
Dick.
309
00:56:10,812 --> 00:56:14,027
...found him a month later...
310
00:56:14,107 --> 00:56:15,281
...a month later,
311
00:56:15,359 --> 00:56:19,285
in The Revert, just been livin' on
fuckin' orange juice and burgers, man!
312
00:56:19,363 --> 00:56:21,913
He completely fried his brain.
313
00:56:21,990 --> 00:56:23,746
So are you gonna come with us?
314
00:56:23,825 --> 00:56:25,166
Aye, great.
315
00:56:25,243 --> 00:56:28,043
You ought to.
It's gonna be a fuckin' laugh.
316
00:56:28,121 --> 00:56:31,051
It just goes on and on.
You just fuckin' get smashed.
317
00:56:31,124 --> 00:56:34,885
- You get some fuckin' nuts.
- I'm fuckin' off my nut now, man.
318
00:56:34,961 --> 00:56:36,302
Think they're cute?
319
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:38,930
But I might go somewhere else.
320
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:44,475
Where's she going?
321
00:56:44,554 --> 00:56:46,524
Ah, she'll be all right.
322
00:59:02,317 --> 00:59:04,369
No!
323
00:59:16,206 --> 00:59:18,258
No. No.
324
00:59:52,743 --> 00:59:54,333
Are you all right?
325
00:59:56,204 --> 00:59:58,256
My mum's dead.
326
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,935
Will you stay for a while and talk to me?
327
01:01:03,313 --> 01:01:06,944
I'll tell you about my foster
mum's funeral, if you like.
328
01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:21,418
I've gotta go back.
329
01:03:24,329 --> 01:03:26,417
- Who's there?
- It's me.
330
01:03:34,006 --> 01:03:35,808
What time is it?
331
01:03:35,882 --> 01:03:38,303
Half nine.
332
01:03:38,385 --> 01:03:40,437
Where have you been?
333
01:03:44,641 --> 01:03:46,693
We've just taken some E's.
334
01:03:46,768 --> 01:03:48,820
- Hi.
- Hi. Do you want one?
335
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:54,823
What are you doing with the bags?
336
01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:56,953
Get dressed. We're leaving.
337
01:04:07,205 --> 01:04:09,590
- What are you doing?
- Get dressed. We're leaving.
338
01:04:09,666 --> 01:04:12,430
- Come on.
- Are you sure you don't want a pill?
339
01:04:31,772 --> 01:04:34,322
- What's the matter with you?
- We're going elsewhere.
340
01:04:34,399 --> 01:04:36,120
Where?
341
01:04:36,193 --> 01:04:39,242
What are you lookin' at? Pervert!
342
01:04:39,321 --> 01:04:40,531
Come on!
343
01:04:59,091 --> 01:05:00,847
What the hell is this?!
344
01:06:08,201 --> 01:06:10,253
Mar-way.
345
01:06:23,008 --> 01:06:25,060
Where are we goin'?
346
01:06:29,389 --> 01:06:31,026
Somewhere beautiful.
347
01:06:55,957 --> 01:06:57,713
Oh, my God.
348
01:07:15,310 --> 01:07:16,947
Lanna!
349
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:40,218
Lanna!
350
01:09:16,765 --> 01:09:18,817
Leave me alone, you old bag!
351
01:09:20,227 --> 01:09:22,279
Lanna!
352
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,748
Vaya, hombre!
353
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,914
Lanna!
354
01:09:37,452 --> 01:09:39,504
Lanna!
355
01:09:41,790 --> 01:09:43,842
Lanna!
356
01:10:01,393 --> 01:10:03,445
Don't like it here. I want to go back.
357
01:10:06,023 --> 01:10:08,075
Where's your case?
358
01:10:10,652 --> 01:10:12,704
I don't know.
359
01:10:16,116 --> 01:10:18,702
And the new bikini and everything!
360
01:10:18,785 --> 01:10:20,541
I can't believe it.
361
01:10:20,620 --> 01:10:22,127
That cost a fortune.
362
01:10:26,585 --> 01:10:27,878
And the pink dress.
363
01:10:28,962 --> 01:10:31,014
Everything.
364
01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:37,890
This is too depressin'.
365
01:10:42,309 --> 01:10:44,148
Wow!
366
01:10:44,227 --> 01:10:46,529
This is amazing.
367
01:10:46,605 --> 01:10:49,570
This? It's the middle of nowhere.
368
01:10:58,408 --> 01:11:00,460
I cannae walk.
369
01:11:02,371 --> 01:11:04,376
Oh, that's a sign.
370
01:11:04,456 --> 01:11:06,342
A sign for a hotel, I bet you.
371
01:11:07,459 --> 01:11:09,511
- Come on.
- There's nothin' up that way.
372
01:11:09,586 --> 01:11:11,757
- Come on, you.
- It's just mountains.
373
01:11:14,007 --> 01:11:15,430
Come on.
374
01:11:15,509 --> 01:11:18,059
Oh, I cannae walk. My feet are killin' me.
375
01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:58,435
Have you got a light?
376
01:12:13,442 --> 01:12:15,281
Somethin' just bit me!
377
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:16,831
This place is crawlin'.
378
01:12:20,574 --> 01:12:22,413
Are you sure you haven't got a light?
379
01:12:25,287 --> 01:12:29,463
You don't understand, Morvern.
We are lost in the middle of nowhere!
380
01:12:29,541 --> 01:12:30,834
I want to go back.
381
01:12:36,548 --> 01:12:38,387
There's nothin' wrong wi' that place.
382
01:12:38,467 --> 01:12:40,519
I liked it. I was havin' a great time.
383
01:12:51,938 --> 01:12:54,738
- What?
- Did you hear that?
384
01:12:54,816 --> 01:12:57,664
- What?
- There. Look.
385
01:12:59,237 --> 01:13:01,492
There's eyes. Somebody's watching us.
386
01:13:14,211 --> 01:13:18,387
This is all your fault. Why did we have
to go anywhere anyhow? I hate this place.
387
01:13:20,592 --> 01:13:23,273
Stop laughing. It's not funny.
388
01:13:29,059 --> 01:13:30,898
- You hate me, don't you?
- What?
389
01:13:30,977 --> 01:13:33,446
You still fuckin' hate me
because of him, don't you?
390
01:13:33,522 --> 01:13:35,361
What are you talking about?
391
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,489
You think he's left you because of me.
That's what you think.
392
01:13:38,568 --> 01:13:40,122
Shut up, Lanna.
393
01:13:40,195 --> 01:13:42,532
It was just a stupid fuck.
Wasnae even a good one.
394
01:13:42,614 --> 01:13:44,370
You're makin' it into some big deal.
395
01:13:44,449 --> 01:13:46,252
- Shut up, Lanna.
- Just get over it,
396
01:13:46,326 --> 01:13:48,830
- for fuck's sake.
- Shut up. He's dead.
397
01:13:48,912 --> 01:13:50,751
I'm sick of your stupid moods.
398
01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:55,544
I mean, we could have been out clubbin' it.
399
01:13:55,627 --> 01:13:59,056
Instead, we're fuckin' surrounded
by donkeys and cactus.
400
01:14:15,230 --> 01:14:18,861
What's wrong wi' you? What do you want?
What planet are you on?
401
01:14:26,074 --> 01:14:28,162
You're too fuckin' weird.
402
01:14:28,243 --> 01:14:30,331
- Where are you going?
- Away from you.
403
01:14:30,412 --> 01:14:32,464
That's my case.
404
01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:12,022
Jackie.
405
01:16:13,181 --> 01:16:15,233
Jackie.
406
01:16:16,309 --> 01:16:19,109
A que se aparece la niña
de ella que tanto te gusta.
407
01:16:19,187 --> 01:16:20,990
Cémo se llama?
408
01:16:21,064 --> 01:16:22,820
La que canta esa cancién...
409
01:16:27,529 --> 01:16:29,415
La que siempre pone.
410
01:16:30,615 --> 01:16:32,703
Mina Entrompada.
411
01:16:32,784 --> 01:16:38,918
Tu te pareces a la chica
de Mina Entrompada.
412
01:16:38,999 --> 01:16:41,051
La conoces?
413
01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:23,089
Hello?
414
01:17:23,168 --> 01:17:25,173
Hello, can I speak to Tom, please?
415
01:17:26,254 --> 01:17:28,224
Oh, sorry. Tom Boddington.
416
01:17:28,298 --> 01:17:30,220
Yeah.
417
01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:32,222
It's Morvern.
418
01:17:33,303 --> 01:17:35,355
Sorry. Morvern Callar.
419
01:17:41,812 --> 01:17:43,864
Hello. Hi.
420
01:17:45,065 --> 01:17:47,402
Yeah, I'm still in Spain.
421
01:17:47,484 --> 01:17:48,611
Yeah.
422
01:19:20,243 --> 01:19:23,292
One of the best first novels
I've read for a while.
423
01:19:23,372 --> 01:19:26,089
I really loved hearing
such a distinctive female voice.
424
01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:29,797
I loved just each character.
The honesty, I loved.
425
01:19:29,878 --> 01:19:32,559
- Very fresh.
- It's brilliant.
426
01:19:34,132 --> 01:19:36,019
It's a brave piece.
427
01:19:37,094 --> 01:19:41,435
So... how are you finding it here?
Are you having a good time in Spain?
428
01:19:41,515 --> 01:19:43,686
Aye, it's great, yeah.
429
01:19:44,768 --> 01:19:48,399
It's really beautiful
when you get to the quiet places, you know.
430
01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:49,821
I like the ants.
431
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:57,370
So... tell us something about yourself.
About your background.
432
01:20:00,617 --> 01:20:04,710
Well, I do books, myself,
because it's got a lot to offer me.
433
01:20:04,788 --> 01:20:07,967
I mean, it's much better
than waking up on cold mornings
434
01:20:08,041 --> 01:20:10,722
knowing it's 39 years to go till pension,
you know?
435
01:20:11,795 --> 01:20:16,386
I mean, when you're writing,
you can just... knock off when you want.
436
01:20:17,551 --> 01:20:21,478
Look out the window, smoke a cigarette...
437
01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:23,939
then make a cup of coffee, take a shower...
438
01:20:26,101 --> 01:20:27,275
Is that OK?
439
01:20:27,352 --> 01:20:30,282
- Yeah, no. Sure.
- Yeah, course, course.
440
01:20:30,355 --> 01:20:34,068
Is there anyone on the business side
that we should be talking to specifically?
441
01:20:34,151 --> 01:20:36,156
Someone back in the UK?
442
01:20:36,236 --> 01:20:39,250
Do you have an agent
or someone looking after your book?
443
01:20:39,323 --> 01:20:41,493
Me. Talk to me.
444
01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:44,043
- Directly. Great. Fine.
- That's great.
445
01:20:44,119 --> 01:20:45,163
Well, um...
446
01:20:45,245 --> 01:20:46,668
That's how we like it. No agent.
447
01:20:46,747 --> 01:20:53,177
Since we're talking to you directly,
what did you have in mind deal-wise?
448
01:20:55,464 --> 01:20:57,599
Well, shall I just put something out there?
449
01:20:57,674 --> 01:21:02,265
We were thinking of something
in the region of... 100?
450
01:21:02,346 --> 01:21:05,193
I know it's a bit awkward
talking about money.
451
01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:08,362
Morvern, I'll be direct.
We love the novel. That's why we're here.
452
01:21:08,435 --> 01:21:11,199
We don't just jump on the plane to Spain
at a day's notice
453
01:21:11,271 --> 01:21:15,032
on every unsolicited manuscript
that comes through the door.
454
01:21:15,108 --> 01:21:17,576
But you are a first-time writer,
455
01:21:17,653 --> 01:21:21,200
and we're taking a risk taking you on
and you have to appreciate that.
456
01:21:21,281 --> 01:21:25,541
I can assure you that for a first-time
writer, £100,000 is a really good deal.
457
01:21:28,997 --> 01:21:31,133
Can I go to the toilet?
458
01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:33,260
Of course.
459
01:21:46,473 --> 01:21:48,525
Fucking hell.
460
01:21:57,901 --> 01:21:59,538
So when do I get the money?
461
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:04,202
Well, you know, these things take
a little bit of time, but soon.
462
01:22:04,282 --> 01:22:07,331
We have to go through lawyers,
paperwork, that sort of thing.
463
01:22:07,411 --> 01:22:09,463
We'll sort it out.
464
01:22:09,538 --> 01:22:11,091
So how long does that take?
465
01:22:11,164 --> 01:22:13,051
If you sign the contract here now,
466
01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:16,008
er... then, you know,
by the time we get back to London,
467
01:22:16,086 --> 01:22:18,720
we could um... get a
cheque to you immediately.
468
01:22:22,759 --> 01:22:27,315
So, Morvern,
are you working on any new material?
469
01:22:27,389 --> 01:22:29,145
Material?
470
01:22:29,224 --> 01:22:32,570
Just give us just a few words.
What are you working on next?
471
01:22:43,322 --> 01:22:45,457
Hey, I'm on holiday.
472
01:22:46,992 --> 01:22:48,831
Oh, come on, Morvern, don't be shy.
473
01:22:49,911 --> 01:22:51,963
What's your next book about?
474
01:22:53,332 --> 01:22:55,384
Sneak preview.
475
01:23:00,047 --> 01:23:01,637
I work in a supermarket.
476
01:23:04,468 --> 01:23:06,058
Supermarket. Love it.
477
01:23:06,136 --> 01:23:07,607
Here, take a picture.
478
01:23:07,679 --> 01:23:09,815
Checkout girl. Say cheese.
479
01:23:15,395 --> 01:23:16,867
Chin-chin.
480
01:23:16,938 --> 01:23:19,619
- Chin-chin.
- Chin-chin.
481
01:23:33,163 --> 01:23:36,794
So, Morvern,
do you really work in a supermarket?
482
01:23:38,794 --> 01:23:40,596
Fruit and veg section.
483
01:25:22,647 --> 01:25:24,368
No, Lanna.
484
01:25:25,442 --> 01:25:27,114
Laa-nna.
485
01:25:28,195 --> 01:25:30,449
Lanna Phimister.
486
01:25:30,530 --> 01:25:32,582
That's right.
487
01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:41,842
Yeah. Aqualand?
488
01:25:43,752 --> 01:25:45,804
Right, right. Um...
489
01:25:47,881 --> 01:25:50,978
No, I'll call back later, thanks.
490
01:25:51,051 --> 01:25:53,815
No. No message. Thank you.
491
01:29:27,184 --> 01:29:28,607
How have you been?
492
01:29:28,685 --> 01:29:32,149
Same old, same old. Back on the early
shift till the end of my days.
493
01:29:33,607 --> 01:29:35,612
So where did you go, then?
494
01:29:35,692 --> 01:29:38,326
Oh, I met this group from Leeds.
Completely mental.
495
01:29:38,403 --> 01:29:40,206
Absolutely mad. Such a good laugh.
496
01:29:42,991 --> 01:29:44,284
Oh, and I met this guy.
497
01:29:44,368 --> 01:29:48,247
One of the guys from Leeds. His name's
Drew. He's coming to see me in a fortnight.
498
01:29:48,330 --> 01:29:49,920
- That's great.
- You'll like him.
499
01:29:49,998 --> 01:29:52,050
He's a good laugh.
500
01:30:02,678 --> 01:30:04,350
Lanna, I'm going again.
501
01:30:07,724 --> 01:30:09,314
What?
502
01:30:09,393 --> 01:30:11,232
Do you want to come?
503
01:30:12,354 --> 01:30:13,825
Don't worry about money.
504
01:30:15,482 --> 01:30:17,819
What are you talkin' about? What money?
505
01:30:17,901 --> 01:30:19,538
It doesn't matter.
506
01:30:21,738 --> 01:30:23,292
And what about work?
507
01:30:23,365 --> 01:30:25,417
Fuck work, Lanna.
508
01:30:26,451 --> 01:30:30,046
- We can go anywhere you like.
- I'm happy here.
509
01:30:30,122 --> 01:30:31,878
- Are you?
- Yeah.
510
01:30:31,957 --> 01:30:34,887
Everyone I know's here.
There's nothing wrong wi' here.
511
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:37,510
It's the same crapness everywhere,
so stop dreaming.
512
01:30:53,812 --> 01:30:55,864
- Whisky, Morvern.
- Thanks a lot.
513
01:30:55,939 --> 01:30:57,991
- Yours was...?
- Coke.
514
01:30:58,066 --> 01:31:00,118
Thank you.
515
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