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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:00,000 --> 00:03:02,800 "Maschi Contro Femmine" "Boys versus girls" Translation_RUBELRAF>>>SUB-Eng 1 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,836 Sorry ... 2 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,990 And 'my daughter was born Margaret my puppy. 3 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,674 It 'just that everybody knows. 4 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,150 Excuse me a moment, 5 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,356 there is a mishap. 6 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,791 Excuse me, 7 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,113 Why did you put a cover blue to my daughter Margaret, 8 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,351 the number 1 7? 9 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,511 If you can control ... 10 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,751 I'm curious ... 11 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,513 And then! 12 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,914 Number 1 7 ... 13 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,435 is a fine boy of 3.8 kg. Congratulations! 14 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,273 Love, 15 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,671 we must take a little more 'blue paint. 16 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,276 (Quietly) Do not scream, it was just asleep. 17 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,274 Luckily, I was going to try an exorcist in the Yellow Pages. 18 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,080 Not enough! 19 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,476 - Love. - My love. 20 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,192 (WALTER) Listen ... 21 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,917 If that speech riprendessimo we had suspended a month ago? 22 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,789 No, again I go and then there's Pauline. 23 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,350 the children do not remember anything the first 5 years of life. 24 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,319 - Bella ... - (screaming) I told you that I'm not going! 25 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,993 (BAMBlNO PLANGE) 26 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,992 Are you happy? Bravo! 27 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,798 - Love, do not cry! - Well, but ... 28 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:41,511 Barley in a large cup with half sugar cube. 29 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,149 ll bartender starts to hate me! 30 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,236 Thanks, Renato. 31 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,273 - I have done, are we going? - But it's the one! 32 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,476 Exactly half a day! 33 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,989 - Today is pest control. - Fantastic! 34 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,959 Will I be able to rid even my house! 35 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,192 - My panzerotto Italian! - Are you soda! 36 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:13,399 You yes, you are soda, my Cuban! 37 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,558 Ramona! 38 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,238 Victor! 39 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,913 Treasure! 40 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,199 But you know you look like so much? Two drops of water! 41 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,513 One is confused ... 42 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,311 Dear, do not come to hasty conclusions! 43 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,517 Honey, you're right! 44 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,599 Love, forgive me, I am a victim of mistaken identity! 45 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,760 - I love you. - Oh yeah? 46 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,949 Bad! 47 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,636 Do not get me wrong, I was wrong! 48 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,752 I adore him! 49 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,591 Do not you remember that the diamond I gave you for the anniversary? 50 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,789 It was not a gift, was a compensation. 51 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,588 Excuse me. 52 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:36,435 Watch that her husband loves her ... a lot. 53 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,834 Gala dinner tonight? 54 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,833 But you ... still open the hunting season? 55 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,834 - Why do you hunt? - Yes, 12 months a year. 56 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,833 Also at gunpoint, do not miss a beat. 57 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,435 - I would not have thought it? - ln fact is not true. 58 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,433 She is Claire, my lovely nearby, she likes to joke. 59 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,830 Very pleased, Tatiana. 60 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,516 - Tatiana ... missing in your collection! - What a collection you do? 61 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,115 Chickens. 62 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,716 - Why do you chase chickens? - Of course, it is his specialty. 63 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,520 Him before the trumpet, and then the hunt. 64 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,673 - I do not understand. - I must be more explicit? 65 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,275 What a shame, we arrived! 66 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,397 ll Time flies when you're having fun. 67 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,200 - Good conversation! - Thank you. 68 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,556 - Male chauvinist pig! - Frigid freak! 69 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,995 (ANSlMl) 70 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,989 (DlEGO) You're hurting me! Spring! Piano! 71 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,710 (TATlANA) Come on! 72 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,150 (TATlANA) whoops! 73 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,876 (DlEGO howls) 74 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,189 - How we live together? - Two years and three months. 75 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,399 - I read it on the balance of the gas. - And I've never seen him so down? 76 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,073 Six more times. 77 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,357 are positive: within a couple of days, call me. 78 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,558 - Sure, sure. - (LA lMlTA)''Yes, yes''... 79 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,758 Bet two hours of absolute domination? 80 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,959 If you lose, force you to come dressed in pink. 81 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,632 I'm in! 82 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,440 Why Daisy left you? It 'ran away with another? 83 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,830 No, but you say? 84 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,834 There 's been in Zimbabwe to try the true taste of Africa. 85 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,516 In your opinion, what is the first thing you taste in Africa? 86 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,355 - It will be in bed with a vatussa. - There are vatusse lesbians? 87 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,749 It 'full! 88 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,309 I would not stop the funeral, 89 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,710 but I made gazpacho. 90 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,239 Recipes according to the method,''a fucking dog.'' 91 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,199 Why this sudden blow culinary generosity? 92 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,273 I do not have the money to pay rent and I have to be nice to you. 93 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:30,873 Aha! 94 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,273 Let's feed Tutankhamun also? 95 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,315 (ANDREA) Mom, dine with us? 96 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:42,834 - I have not eaten for two days. - No, thanks. 97 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,760 I want to die, suffer a lot. 98 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,995 (Doppler) After winning the Kamchatka, 99 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,391 I wanted to share with you a happy moment of my life. 100 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,754 - Last Saturday, my mother-in-law died. - Condolences. 101 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,718 I'm really sorry. 102 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,993 (Marcello) the first attack Quebec Renato, 103 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,033 I wanted to share with you A case report of concern. 104 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,590 Walter Bertocchi no intercourse with his wife of 10 months. 105 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,993 - Are you kidding? - No. 106 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,639 E 'against nature. 107 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,917 him after a week I would have done the ozone hole! 108 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,390 I happen to teenagers! 109 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,039 It can happen. 110 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,238 He's right, not to be confused abstinence Walter 111 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,233 with the serious illness of Renato. 112 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,436 You are just assholes! 113 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,035 Quebec And you take it in the ass! 114 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,794 (WALTER) I'm going crazy. 115 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:49,397 First the belly, then the nausea, childbirth, postpartum crisis, 116 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,473 not to mention the drunken dwarf we have produced. 117 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,792 You may not ever fallen into temptation? 118 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,794 By Monica in those conditions, You know that feeling of guilt! 119 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,433 I understand because when Anna was pregnant, 120 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,717 I and my sense of guilt were always together. 121 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,509 Then I took him to fuck and it stopped breaking. 122 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,670 Every marriage is based on the betrayal. 123 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,956 And in fact you have divorced. 124 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,192 He's right, Renato just a bit 'of willpower. 125 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,874 Of course, my job does not help ... 126 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,673 Brave! 127 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,517 Stay focused, we expect demanding a transfer. 128 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,637 We need to improve reception and start immediately with the board. 129 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,668 And then, I tell you the last time, 130 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,356 you have to give it away now! 131 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,875 Quiet, we often give away! 132 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,594 Ramona, do you have in mind only one thing! 133 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,389 In Cuba you have not taught that there is only about sex? 134 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,200 - Very nice too! - Thank you. 135 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,036 We also need to be faster in the attack, 136 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,840 let too much time to the other to place the wall. 137 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,038 Eva is right, if we use the same scheme 138 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,236 become predictable. 139 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,029 Sometimes we also a nice dunk 140 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,032 and then penetrate ... 141 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,633 the opponent's defense. 142 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,518 Sorry ... 143 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,551 Come on! 144 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,594 Bertocchi, congratulations! 145 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:24,071 It took just a great victory, was an exciting game. 146 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,910 Who says so, President! 147 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,630 - How's the arm? - Best. 148 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,440 The next time I have to be closer in sailing. 149 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,433 He was not hurt bowling? 150 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,520 Yes, bowling sailing. 151 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,750 E 'uncomfortable but exciting! 152 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,831 Mister, remember that if we do not win anything this year, 153 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,110 click the magic word: 154 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,511 E-SW-NE-RO. 155 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,719 - Bravo! - Thanks for the daily injection of confidence. 156 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,315 Just imagine, Bertocchi! 157 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,517 - Too many thoughts? - No. 158 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,710 Chatter and beer? 159 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,876 Why fru fru this color choice? 160 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,078 - Please! - Do not called you, eh? 161 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,790 No, tonight is that I felt different. 162 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,192 (Lvan) What's up? 163 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,353 - At you! - At you! 164 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,151 - You want another? - No, my head is spinning already. 165 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,518 - Does not hold the tequila? - It's not the tequila. 166 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,593 Here is the magician of the trailer! 167 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,637 A bit 'sad, no? 168 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,110 But if you go out with me after, 169 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,669 maybe I can think of more pretty. 170 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,279 - Francesca! - Here I am! - Go! 171 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,155 4 tonight at the detachment, 172 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,631 but if you promise to dress well tomorrow, 173 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,796 I swear that I keep myself free for dinner. Hello, Mr. Pinky! 174 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,873 Tomorrow, I dress myself there by Barbapapa! 175 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,553 Mr. Pinky ... 176 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,231 So, how are you? 177 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,438 Your wife will be deemed a bit 'more or is it still on the planet diaper? 178 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,319 It 's still on the planet diaper but do not panic! 179 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,917 Regain Intimacy As soon as the child ... has a mustache. 180 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,716 Meanwhile, I can do something? 181 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,997 No, you do not, thank you. 182 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,468 - What is it? - A little bit 'of torticollis. 183 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,952 By dint of seeing you play ... Psychosomatic a stiff neck ... 184 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,916 Did you know that diapers also make them with elastic side bands 185 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,277 system''and''keep it all inside? 186 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,397 Technology has made great strides! 187 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,393 Once the mothers had to ... 188 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,270 Then I go to bed. 189 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,595 See you tomorrow at the gym. 190 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,275 - Thanks for the beer, Mister. - Please, goodnight. 191 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:36,553 - Do not say anything. - No, I want You're a jerk! 192 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,836 The basic human instinct is the reproduction, 193 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,877 The young girl is more popular. 194 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,997 Are you a friend. 195 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,517 If I decide to commit suicide before I'll call you so I take away the doubts. 196 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,830 - Good morning. - Good morning. 197 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,230 But he did not say anything to that pig? 198 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,869 It means new works that ass! 199 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,317 - It cost me � 3000 in cheek! - 6,000 pair? 200 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,155 No, 5000, Marcello me discount ex-wives. 201 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,436 How sad! 202 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,468 Love, from what you do not touch my ass? 203 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,520 - From the high school. - Why you're depressed. 204 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,911 Paola, the head is looking for you. 205 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,158 I go, while you do not commit suicide. 206 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,111 - Are you okay? - Very good. 207 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,510 E 'allergy to pollen. 208 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,116 Allergy is very annoying, do not take it seriously. 209 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,715 My wife before his death he suffered ... 210 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,432 - It's not that she died of allergy ... - You know everything, right? 211 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,511 Paola insisted on telling them, we did not want, 212 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,718 but has given us so much money ... 213 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,995 However, if you need anything ... 214 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,356 you know where to find me. 215 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,590 What have you bought any good? 216 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,593 A bit 'of my cabbage be done in the oven. 217 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,071 Please could you after dinner gagged with Domopak? 218 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,072 So do not feel you howl. 219 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,471 (LN lNGLESE) - What did he say? - Nothing. 220 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,871 It 'sad and lonely, very lonely. 221 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,315 Do not worry, Svetlana. 222 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,440 Better alone than badly accompanied! 223 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,638 - It 's always a pleasure. - Speak for yourself! 224 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,513 (SOUND MIXER) 225 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,351 lvan, I'm studying criminal law, mica crossword puzzles! 226 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,273 Study well, do not bother me. 227 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,671 - Hello, monsters. - Hello, Maga Mago. 228 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,912 Hello, witch, come to tell you a thing. 229 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,753 Yesterday evening I towed a girl stratospheric 230 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,829 and I was dressed as a Pink Panther! 231 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,470 One thing paranormal! 232 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,712 Also I have known a girl in the gym. 233 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,313 And how? 234 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,869 It 's a girl soap and water, 235 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,953 scented hair, simple 236 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,998 and a hard ass, named Francesca. 237 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,674 Well my name is Francesca! 238 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,955 Come on! 239 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,555 But it is a blond devil 240 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,432 with a wonderful smile and smell incredible. 241 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,353 Take care, not to do too much tenerone 242 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,594 because women like the assholes. 243 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,110 Can I keep it? 244 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,069 ln memory of the evening most exciting of my life. 245 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,880 (SPEAKS lN UCRAlNO) 246 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,513 l love you so much ... 247 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:24,031 - Ukraine is part of Europe? - Yes, Europe. - Ln fact! 248 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:31,029 (BELL) Who the fuck is that? Check! 249 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,399 - Noise? - Yes, what you want? 250 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,679 I shut off, I can go from your balcony? 251 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,434 Come on, the balcony there. 252 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,716 Hello, Svetlana! 253 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,872 Look here! You have robbed lntimissimi? 254 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,117 - I am a souvenir. - How do you missing to finish the globe? 255 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,669 Honduras and Yemen, are very rare. 256 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,829 - So you're well Lichtenstein? - Yes. 257 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,868 - Luxembourg? - There I have them all! 258 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,440 I'll go, we're on the sixth floor. 259 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,393 A collector of tanga gentleman! Attention, 260 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,632 might think I've killed him. 261 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,108 But imagine ... 262 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,830 Me a hand? 263 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,513 Come! 264 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,555 Pull! 265 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,868 Thanks. 266 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:52,477 Imagine if you squashed on the sidewalk with these pants! 267 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,958 - Here we go. - Thank you. - Please. 268 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,109 - What? - I dislocated a shoulder. 269 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,273 I'll Come. 270 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,993 It 's just a small contraction, quiet. 271 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,552 Does it hurt here? 272 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,875 - Now? - Best. 273 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,878 Just like that .. 274 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,513 Just like that .. 275 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,070 - Thank you. - Please. 276 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,236 But are you crazy? 277 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,038 But how? 278 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,829 I do the massaggino, you're on ... 279 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,639 But if it makes you a massage it means he wants to have sex? 280 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,760 - Come on! - Leverage these hands! 281 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,037 You also naked in a bed, You're sick! 282 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,477 And you're a freak frigid. Go! 283 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,154 Go you, this is my home! 284 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,436 Go, if not call the police! 285 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,478 The drops for colic work? 286 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,349 'Yes, now sleeps, but two hours of feeding. 287 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,073 At least you take advantage of travel to get some sleep '. 288 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,039 Maybe! I swear I try. 289 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,874 (Knock on the door) Sorry, I have knocked. 290 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,475 - Go, do not worry. - 00:24:27,076 - Hello, my love. - Give a kiss to Paul. 292 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,830 - Hello. - Hello. 293 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,349 - I'm not sleepy, you? - Very, and backward. 294 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,356 But are you okay? 295 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,397 Very well, thank you. 296 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,751 At this point I should ask: want to join? 297 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,515 Should I ... because you want to join? 298 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,836 - To you be? - Yes .. no. 299 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,917 You are a player, I'm a coach, who knows what to think. 300 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,036 And 'soon, come on! 301 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,555 A chat and then to bed? 302 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,756 Eva, do not ... 303 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,669 Four, however, they become five! 304 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,835 Excuse the mess. 305 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,396 - Beer? - No, and you should not even you. 306 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,991 The more I drink and I do a lot of points the same. 307 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,031 - Ready for tomorrow? - Well prepared. 308 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,510 It's hot, right? Almost sultry ... 309 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,113 Almost. 310 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,079 Eva, as a friend, coach, but mostly as a male, 311 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,550 I believe that we are entering in a danger zone. 312 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,909 Remember that the laboratory of sports science 313 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,913 says that having sex before a sporting event 314 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,311 may strongly affect the provision of an athlete. 315 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,551 It has never been demonstrated. 316 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,349 ln fact, but we said Talk''and then to bed.'' 317 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,751 Then we chat! Choose a topic. 318 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,433 - How many games have done together? - Bell'argomento! 319 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,319 403 meetings, 320 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,916 of which 345 won and 58 lost, 321 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,720 but 22 in the fifth set, which is not bad! 322 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,196 One thing I did not tell all this time. 323 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:55,949 What? 324 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,831 I'm in love with you for six years. 325 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,875 Six years? 326 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,115 So we talk about the championship 2004-2005, 327 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,113 when we were defeated in the final ... 328 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,996 in Tenerife. 329 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,198 - Did you hear what I said? - Yes. 330 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,795 In this regard, I wanted to ask: 331 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,589 in fridge there are spirits? 332 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,872 What happened to your jar? 333 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,192 I do not know, I never happened, 334 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,113 I swear, never, never, never! 335 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:46,033 Do not worry, is not the end of the world. 336 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,635 No, you're wrong! 337 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,872 Until it comes to other steps, but my jar, no! 338 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,153 It can not happen, it should not happen! 339 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,390 It 's over! 340 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,631 No, I did indeed! 341 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,155 Stupid, stupid! 342 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,473 - (Francis) you? - No. 343 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,511 It 's a very bad dream, a nightmare. 344 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,320 (Knock on the door) 345 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,711 - Who is it? - Bertocchi, it's me, Victor! 346 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,908 One moment, I was going over schemes. 347 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,392 The slip! 348 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,269 - Chairman, sleep well? - Very good. 349 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,876 But something unfortunate happened and she is responsible. 350 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,396 - I know, sorry. - I understood everything. 351 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,551 - Everything? - Everything. 352 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,920 President, that I can explain. 353 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,391 You are too permissive with the athletes and they took advantage. 354 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,598 Tonight the Castles did not sleep in his room. 355 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,558 The Castles? 356 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,474 - I can not believe. - You find it and make a cazziatone. 357 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,280 Without discount, because I know you have a certain relationship. 358 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,351 - Platonic. - We'll miss you! 359 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,034 But in this case I ask her to be tough! 360 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,356 - Tough-hard, I guarantee. - Bravo! 361 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,150 - So I can ... - Must! 362 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,914 I'm going to finish the scheme ... Today we win! 363 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,310 - Beautiful here! - Thank you. 364 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,596 These are things that I took from the trip with my father. 365 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,990 You've been in a lot of places! 366 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,595 It also travel free, is an airplane pilot. 367 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,196 You're lucky, My father is a psychologist. 368 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,476 And when he discovered that you're a lesbian? 369 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,759 For the first time I saw in difficulty, what satisfaction! 370 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,836 - End break? - Burn those calories! 371 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,669 Now the menu includes a massaggino on the house. 372 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,158 I agree. 373 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,556 I go to the bathroom. 374 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,278 Where is the bathroom? 375 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,039 - The bathroom ... - The Red Door with the word''nuclear area.'' 376 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,793 Thanks. 377 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,996 When I see the field-mouse, I am as hungry as a wolf! 378 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,080 - Hello, donut. - Hello, Psycho. 379 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,400 - Andrea? - It 's so lucky! 380 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,310 Hello, witch, how did it go last night? 381 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,712 Four hours of wild sex and a strong desire to see her again. 382 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,713 - And you? - Keep your voice down, it's in the bathroom. 383 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,396 - Oh, but you ... - Yes, three times! 384 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,868 Great! 385 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,999 Could you lend me that oil and rosemary for massage? 386 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,789 - I want to make them feel my touch! - I'll take it. 387 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,310 I'll be waiting there. 388 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,430 - What flavor was the oil for massage? - Rosemary. 389 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,513 - I guess this is it. - Thank you. 390 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,513 - I do not find. - We had lvan. 391 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,158 - Martha, do you want? - I just want to take a look. 392 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,832 - Go away, it's mine! - What a waste! 393 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,998 Permission. 394 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,800 Like to sit? 395 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,236 - Thank you. - Please. 396 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,393 The house remains assigned my client 397 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,189 and she agrees to give a monthly allowance of 4,000 �. 398 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,589 Exactly! 399 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,798 It only remains to be determined who takes the car, 400 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,037 a Beetle in 1973 401 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,319 I do not care, there are fond, 402 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,110 the scrap can. 403 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,079 Given the age of the vehicle, agrees. 404 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,356 From the photos it seems to me a lemon. 405 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,718 A lemon? 406 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,155 Of course, such a lemon! 407 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,039 You boys do this ... 408 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,430 As long as it suits you, will hold the usual car 409 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,353 and then it gets old, the wrecks. 410 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,231 Just go to the dealer miles and take a zero, 411 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,439 Metallic blonde with two airbags front and two behind so great. 412 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,640 Well done, congratulations! 413 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,876 Y'know what? 414 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,429 I hope that God is female 415 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,114 and that when you males arrive in the afterlife, 416 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,510 you an ass like that! 417 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,353 With permission. 418 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,678 So? 419 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,075 Nothing ... Look at that! 420 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,031 - Nothing! - Try again. 421 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,713 Provo, but ... 422 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,710 ll your pea retired early 423 00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,033 are ten minutes that the stimulus but calm! 424 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,670 - How is it possible? - I do not know, have you tried with viagra? 425 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,434 No. .. yes. 426 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,113 - For three days. - Strike! 427 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,354 the two cases are: stress or misuse dell'arnese. 428 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,919 It happens. 429 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,199 Up to a certain age, waved as the string of a cowboy 430 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,194 then he gets tired and goes on vacation, catalepsy in your case, 431 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,750 hibernating in a deep coma, in eternal sleep. 432 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,991 Enough! And then? 433 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:34,676 We can do Dynamic sonography of the penis. 434 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,909 Miss, I prepared 10 mm prostaglandin. 435 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,156 - What would this ultrasound? - A routine examination. 436 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,799 You control the flow of blood penis is in flaccid state ... 437 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,795 in your case go to a wedding ... 438 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,191 both in the erection, induced by an injection. 439 00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:01,195 So if you find a problem hydraulic or psychological. 440 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,837 Please, Chiara. 441 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,156 - Good morning. - No! 442 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,829 - You work here? - Yes, Nurse ... hospital! 443 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,317 - What is the diagnosis, doctor? - Erectile Dysfunction serious. 444 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,516 Ah, helpless! 445 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,158 Renato! 446 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,834 - Nicole! - I do not understand a thing. 447 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,390 A man gets 40 years Interestingly, even cool. 448 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:42,997 Get Dr. House! And 'lame, old, wrinkled, asshole 449 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,038 and the row of girls out the door. 450 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,917 A woman should be helpful, Independent, shaved, 451 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,596 witty, nasty, young, thin, good in the kitchen, in bed, 452 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,274 sexy but not too much, no children and no brain. 453 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,317 And when the first hair white, hell begins. 454 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,472 You took you 40 years to understand how things work 455 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,349 and when you think you have in hand the rules of the game, 456 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:13,037 gives you a bitch on the bus the place, if I were his grandmother! 457 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,236 Fuck! 458 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,400 You are very upset, what happens? 459 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,870 Are to be scrapped? 460 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,709 You? 461 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,555 ll my opinion can not compete with that of the bitch, 462 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,112 but you're perfect as you are, trust me. 463 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,799 - I know because I say so. - Did you know? 464 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,271 - Because you are my friend. - Ln fact. 465 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,436 Excuse the outburst. 466 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,918 Nicole! 467 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,200 But tell him, damn it! 468 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,669 Ouch! 469 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,956 (WALTER) Take everything! 470 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,788 Beautiful! 471 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,197 - (MAN) We're almost done. - There are those of the maid! 472 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,795 Better, more exciting. 473 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,590 Not at all, speak up! 474 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,920 Sooner or later will know the whole world. 475 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,391 Worldwide ... better then! 476 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,511 Hush, 477 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,514 is better to continue to maintain privacy. 478 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,838 (MAN), Mister? 479 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,036 - Close when you have finished? - Yes. 480 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,872 I close myself. 481 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,955 00:37:56,757 00:37:59,560 Exaggerated, I'm not giving anything. 484 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,476 <.. But it can also be 485 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,077 00:38:09,835 00:38:13,436 - Eva is always nicer. - You? 488 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,991 ln short, is a process. 489 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,153 Are you kidding? Last year did the nude calendar. 490 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,392 Now the calendar do do dogs and pigs 491 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,599 and then you know that in volleyball the stronger ones are ugly. 492 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,558 She is strong, so ... 493 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,553 How much did Pauline poop today? 494 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,838 Watch ... 495 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,559 I think he has done so much right now. Quantifies! 496 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,036 (BELL) 497 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,793 Hurry, I only have an hour or so. 498 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,639 You women are just superficial. 499 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,389 - Please? - Do you think about just that! 500 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,555 We could do a billion things, 501 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,951 like watching a movie, just stay on the sofa's arms ... 502 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,317 Rather than just sex you want to do ... What the fuck! 503 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,357 Are you kidding me? 504 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,356 - And you do not do it more. - Exactly. 505 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,591 A minimum of romance! 506 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,676 I understand. 507 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,878 If you wanted to cut, you only had a text message. 508 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,189 Lisa! 509 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,192 Wait! 510 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,198 Stop! 511 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,350 Maybe if you come back tomorrow ... 512 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,076 <(SINGS) Lisa's gone away, 513 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,313 00:39:44,313 00:39:47,275 00:39:53,352 - I called because it was Forgot ... - The powder? 517 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,956 - No. - Keys? Underpants? - No. 518 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,919 It 's a bit that can not hear you howl, 519 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,596 you've got always that little problem patagarro''to''? 520 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,796 I soundproof the room. 521 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,955 Anyway, my patagarro'''' does not concern you, okay? 522 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,511 No, thank goodness! 523 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,716 That's my house! 524 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,753 Please. 525 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,313 Chiara, I am very confused ... 526 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,516 Come on! Hello. 527 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,670 Mom, what are you doing? 528 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,590 Andrew, come on. 529 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,952 In your opinion, 530 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,953 I'm so in reality? 531 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,636 Like what? 532 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,839 The image in the mirror ... I'm the one there? 533 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,516 No, I prefer the reality, at least I can embrace. 534 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,873 - Beautiful Mommy! - Thank you. 535 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,196 Hold strong! 536 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,673 - Even 5 minutes! - Enough of this romance. 537 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,478 I have to go on. 538 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,076 - Where are you going? - Seeing Martha, you? 539 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,073 Paola wants to get me out, but I do not I feel like it. 540 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,074 But you should. Exit, there is a world outside! 541 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,956 - And now you're a single bona. - Bona? 542 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,399 Andrea, the classical high school did you ... 543 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,200 Palatable, non-bona! 544 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,598 I am ready. 545 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,637 Spending tomorrow. 546 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,193 Bona! 547 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,230 A single bona! 548 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,069 Yes .. 549 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,357 You have danced too? 550 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,917 No, but I'm not used dancing in heels! 551 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,395 I'm not used to dance in general. 552 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,470 And then I feel like a pathetic old who does the little girl. 553 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,713 If you are elderly, I'm Barack Obama. 554 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,958 Pleasure, Barack, I'm Nicole. 555 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,228 Champagne? 556 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,839 No, I already had three mojitos, Then there are the glasses. 557 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,640 A problem, a solution! 558 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,389 - In my shoes no! - Do not you like? 559 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,479 I was wondering if I can reuse the foot bed. 560 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,676 We just have to find out. 561 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,836 - Cheers! - Cheers! 562 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,357 Betraying for the first time is traumatic, then you get used to. 563 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,354 But why have you bogged with your player? 564 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,149 lmpelagare ... Bottarelli for myself! 565 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,238 - How many times? - A couple. 566 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,753 - How many? - Twelve. 567 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,592 But included in the gym yesterday ... and this morning on the horse. 568 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,592 - What does 13. - Yes, but it is uncomfortable. 569 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,637 - So do not count? - It has not. 570 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,917 Remember, the Romans used to say: Cheating''humanum est, 571 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,116 pericolosum persevere.'' Got it? 572 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,793 No, I did greek. 573 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,032 But we must tell us everything? 574 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,431 A: When you betray is for one night stand, 575 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,433 if not, the women attack here, am I right? 576 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,829 Very good. 577 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,159 - Who? - It will be tired. 578 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,437 - He knew everything about life! - Stop! 579 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,319 Two: never have a story with your wife know. 580 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:23,109 Females have a supernatural flair for the horns. 581 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,835 Come on, think of serious things. 582 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,913 Renato, for a degree in performing arts and cinema: 583 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,590 in which film of 1987, 584 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,196 Michael Douglas puts the horns his wife with a crazy 585 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,000 who then sought and kill the rabbit? 586 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,994 -''Fatal Attraction.'' - Bravo, fuchsia cheese! 587 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,269 - What? - I do not have a rabbit. - Did he have killed? 588 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,391 - Formaggino fuchsia. - Go to shit! 589 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,518 However, this situation does not concern me, 590 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,318 Eva is intelligent 591 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,835 and knows the situation. 592 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,833 They are all perfect until they call you''love''. 593 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,868 Word''Love''is the most dangerous after''marriage''. 594 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,759 I understand, speak tomorrow. 595 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,155 Not any more. 596 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,476 Mister, you did a third set of fear! 597 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,718 Thanks. 598 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,551 - Let the tie-break? - No, rather a time-out. 599 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,510 I have a pediatrician, I can not. 600 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,991 Okay, so tomorrow we go extra time, love. 601 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,071 You said''love''? 602 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,838 Yes, you've got? 603 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,713 Love is a word ... 604 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,040 also as a vocabulary ... 605 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,113 I understand that you have some 'fear, 606 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,596 is a new situation for me too 607 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,389 and was not the right time. Between your wife, your child ... 608 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,871 - And let's also the final championship. - Mettiamocela. 609 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,436 But it has happened. 610 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,752 - (EVA) What did you mean before? - When? 611 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,231 Before you told me you had to tell me something important. 612 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,313 ln fact! 613 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,473 Eva ... 614 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,158 Eva ... 615 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,671 One of us has to stop. 616 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,673 You are wonderful, We were good together, 617 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,640 but I did an examination of conscience ... 618 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,790 (NOISE DOCClA, lNCOMPRENSlBlLE) 619 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,998 Maybe tomorrow we feel, okay? 620 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,910 Maybe we feel! 621 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,116 I love you too. 622 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,675 Well, what good news! 623 00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,113 Mommy! 624 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,240 Who are you? What are you doing here? 625 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,277 I am a friend of Nicole. 626 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,880 Nicole ... Mom? 627 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,878 Nicole! 628 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,919 - Wake up! - Enough, I'm exhausted! 629 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,550 - Andrea! - Mom, what the hell are you doing? 630 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,438 What are you doing here? 631 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,353 I thought you were alone, sad, I brought croissants. 632 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,999 How cute! 633 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,708 Since you bring a stranger naked inside the house? 634 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,438 I swear that when he came in, he was dressed. 635 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,990 So we meet again? 636 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,558 Of course. 637 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,589 Would be 500 �, but for the first time we do 400. 638 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,153 What? 639 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,357 The rate for the whole night, 400. 640 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,318 Sure. 641 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,275 (NlCOLETTA) Nature, 400 ... 642 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,115 350 ... 360 ... 643 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,670 363. 644 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,635 The discount was already 100 �. 645 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,711 Here are 50 �. Go! 646 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,353 Thanks! 647 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,749 Hello. 648 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,355 I took her to dinner and then to my house, Sonia was beautiful, 649 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,149 but when it was time, I could not kiss her. 650 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,234 - I was natural. - Again? You are a fag! 651 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,358 How many times do I have to say? 652 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,957 You do not like the flab mustache, but I prefer the bird. 653 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,953 Exit with a man and do it over! 654 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,189 And now we hear our impotent. 655 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,431 Have you calmed down? 656 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,990 Apart from the fact that are not powerless, 657 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,231 analysis are in place, so it's just stress. 658 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,040 Here's another who does not understand a shit! 659 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,748 This is called''denial.'' 660 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,912 What are you doing psychologist if you do not learn? 661 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,875 Do not you tell me 662 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,476 you do not get up more since the closest you on hiatus? 663 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,632 - Yes. - Then what is the shock! 664 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,236 To unlock them you must not go in bed with any one, 665 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,710 you have to go with her. 666 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,793 - With her? - And with whom? - But he hates me! 667 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,397 And you will find a way to make you well, you're so pricey! 668 00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,953 Hey! 669 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,395 Where are you going? A Woodstock? 670 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,870 No, I'm dressed informally. 671 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,038 How about if we leave it all behind 672 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,236 and let us know? 673 00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,629 But I already know: Frequently decerebration, 674 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,316 your weapon of seduction is the circumvention of an incapable 675 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,199 and you have a social conscience a radiator. 676 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,319 If I told you that I bought Argentine fillet and a Brunello? 677 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,437 I'd say that are vegetarian and teetotal. 678 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,717 If I told you that I made a wok with vegetables? 679 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,077 I would say:''Who cares?'' 680 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,029 - Not a tiramisu? - Ll take me''on''is perfect for you! 681 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,559 Thanks, but I'm leaving tomorrow for a tiring journey. 682 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,031 - Where are you going? - Ln Antarctica. 683 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,910 Think if you meet those exalted going to save the seals! 684 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,436 ln fact, I go with them. 685 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,638 - This is the mission for the whales. - Cool! 686 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,030 But when the saved 687 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,236 where you put them? 688 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,113 Okay ... 689 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,510 Peace and love! 690 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,628 Marta! 691 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,155 I'm glad you came, 692 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,550 so I present to you Frank. 693 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,798 We're all gay! 694 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,118 But are you crazy? 695 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,318 Make outing too, is wonderful! 696 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,869 Francesca is at the center. 697 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,194 - Is not she beautiful? - Very! 698 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,398 - You are very lucky. - I know! 699 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,632 - So, this Francesca? - That I did not lose. 700 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,348 - What are you doing? - I want to immortalize the moment. 701 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,751 - It 's the way! - What? - One in the center. 702 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,835 - That one? - Cheese! 703 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,678 - Yes. - But that's my Frank. 704 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:21,034 - No, it's mine. - That's straight, I've been there. 705 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,510 - No, it's a lesbian. - Straight! 706 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,512 - Lesbian! - Straight! 707 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,070 - Lesbian! - And if he bisexual? 708 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,868 Hello. 709 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,351 Hello ... you know you? 710 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,117 - For almost ten years. - Best friends. 711 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,910 Oops! 712 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,552 - What game are you playing? - Do you realize what you do? 713 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,758 - Why should I do? - Takes us by the ass! 714 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,758 I like you both, 715 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,276 I get out of a devastating history and I want a little 'light weight. 716 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,273 Would you like some 'lightness. 717 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:07,275 - The story had a devastating male ... - O with a girl? 718 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,072 But who cares? Today no one speaks, they dance! 719 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,914 Between the two litigants, the third dance! How old are you! 720 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,718 Francesca! 721 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,950 That one must choose, 722 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,158 but the result seems obvious. 723 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,594 I bet a week of dominance? 724 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,478 What tenderness! 725 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,633 You lose! 726 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,634 ll glucagon Mother's! 727 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,479 You've made a ton, my love. 728 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,154 There is no need to brag, 729 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,356 I'm cooking! 730 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,955 (TELEFONlNO) Who is it? 731 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,199 Do not answer? 732 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,713 No, it is not compulsory to answer. 733 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,909 - Who is it? - The merchant ... it says. 734 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,918 E 'rude call Overtime ... 735 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,720 These are good for us? 736 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,916 So he did not ... 737 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,751 To forgive me, I thought to offer a solution, 738 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,389 to better understand what I want. 739 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,995 - What? - A holiday. 740 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,994 Saturday catch up friends in Corsica for my birthday, 741 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:37,392 I have a tent, it would be nice All three go together. 742 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,036 the you and Marta? 743 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:47,475 I do not know, in theory I should be studying criminal law ... boh! 744 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:51,952 - Okay, I go there alone with Martha. - No, wait, in theory! 745 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,678 ln practice, I come. 746 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,476 - I, you and Marta, the tent ... - I'm happy. 747 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,756 - Martha and I call tell him. - No! 748 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,356 Now it's in the pool, do not respond, 749 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,556 I'll tell him when he returns. 750 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,711 Okay. 751 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,350 - Good morning! - Good morning. 752 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,677 - What are you doing here? - I'm going too in Antarctica. 753 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,515 ll plight of whales touches me a lot. 754 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,991 - Yes, and when? - The other day I reread''Moby Dick''. 755 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,359 And I thought that it is inhumane the way in which the whales ... 756 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,750 I do not know what game you're playing, 757 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,309 but look that do not go there on a skiing holiday. 758 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,558 I know, I do not want layers between the boxes, but only part. 759 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,030 But if you do not even know what we do! 760 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,909 I've been on YouTube, I saw what you do: 761 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,914 attack the whalers, is very cool! 762 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,833 Let me show you I'm not a jerk. 763 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,039 - You ask the impossible! - One possibility is given to all. 764 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,714 - Okay. - Great! 765 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,158 One important thing: 766 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,550 do not try again with me, 767 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,156 or I'll rip your balls and fed to the penguins do. 768 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,440 - I'm nuts? - Very. 769 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:21,673 When we arrive in Antarctica Be discreet about my ... 770 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,957 - That little problem ... - Quiet! 771 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,031 Chiara! 772 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,510 - How are you? - Good. 773 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,516 lvan is a veteran of the association and a great friend of mine. 774 00:56:33,760 -> 00:56:35,796 lvan, Diego. 775 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,191 Diego, helpless as your neighbor! 776 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,317 (Lvan) Permit. 777 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,549 Go! 778 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,360 Up with that wall! 779 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,992 Well! 780 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,638 Brava! 781 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,070 - Hello, Dad. - What a nice surprise! 782 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,959 (VlTTORlO) The're killing! 783 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,833 I came to say goodbye, I go on vacation. 784 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,799 Have fun and fuck, I recommend! 785 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,312 Brava! 786 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,119 But when I play? Emma has played throughout the tournament. 787 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,717 - Are you telling me that favor? - We know it's your choice. 788 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:45,030 If there's one you can not stand it is the Castle. 789 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,273 - Do not look it. - Okay, come in his place. 790 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,552 What we do with mother? 791 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,950 We speak to me or you? 792 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,156 E 'useless. 793 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,799 She has a vision somewhat 'distorted to me. 794 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,589 She thinks I'm an ignorant ... 795 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,717 (WALTER) Castelli, out! Join the Gomez! 796 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:12,239 .. That is violent, rude. the peasant? 797 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,149 What the fuck are you doing, brain-damaged? Replace the Castles? 798 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,639 I chased him, is' Be careful! 799 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,953 We trust the Gomez! 800 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,310 Let us give time! 801 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,028 But then you're stupid? 802 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,919 (LN TUTTLE CHORUS) Dumb! 803 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,069 Show them who you are! 804 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,429 Brave however, 805 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,113 is bad luck ... 806 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,191 Fucking bad luck! 807 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,432 Replace me while I play well? We lost, congratulations! 808 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,830 It 's a strategy not to attract attention. 809 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,389 Rather worse, I've never replaced the first, 810 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,200 now everyone will wonder why you do it. 811 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,796 Are small differences technical-tactical. 812 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,635 By the way, your wife? 813 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,598 Well, thank you. 814 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,400 - He's also losing weight. - I'm glad. 815 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,635 Did you speak? What's New? 816 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:28,832 Of course, I started to run the first unequivocal signs, 817 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,038 but the situation is delicate, 818 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,111 we need calm. 819 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,669 If you're taking the piss, I tell her everything. 820 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,476 - Imagine ... - And I say to the President. 821 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,076 - Pure? - And you fall to bite the balls! 822 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,112 Right! 823 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,193 I also do the same thing if I were in your shoes, 824 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,396 but look at me ... 825 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,516 Do I look like the guy? 826 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,512 No, indeed. 827 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,956 And so do the wall ... 828 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,509 You too, girls ... 829 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,433 I promise that after the competition we go on holiday a month? 830 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,591 ll next season ... 831 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,068 This? 832 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:14,232 Galapagos you and me alone on the deserted beach, 833 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,759 make love ten times per day. Promise? 834 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,509 I promise. 835 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:24,079 Even if ten I seem a bit 'too much ... 836 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,959 - I adore you. - Me too, now go! 837 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,839 Get ready, you'll see how angry President for the defeat. 838 01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,629 I do not think, is a man's sport. 839 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,636 - How to de Cubertin said ... - (VlTTORlO) Son of a bitch! 840 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,031 I want to take it with head the bastard! 841 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,953 - (VlTTORlO) Son of a bitch! - Exactly. 842 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:47,158 Shit, fuck! 843 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,793 Francesca! 844 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,633 - Sorry for the delay. - Marta? 845 01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,671 Can not do it, is under consideration. Greets you. 846 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,480 What a pity! I tried calling but it is still disconnected. 847 01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,109 Let it be, is in seclusion! Shall we go? 848 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,998 This leads me. 849 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,990 - I have your ticket. - Thank you. 850 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,196 - How beautiful you are! - Merci. 851 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,436 Dear Nicole, 852 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,240 We are not talking trivial cosmetic surgery, 853 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,234 Here we talk about contemporary art. 854 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,631 If Michelangelo were alive today, Bernini and Rodin 855 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,189 not carved in marble, but in silicon. 856 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,352 Today I will give you a great opportunity, 857 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,636 to start again to be reborn. 858 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:39,270 - I must also remove your bra? - Get him! 859 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,875 I'm used to seeing bodies horrible and then we've known for years. 860 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,473 Exactly ... 861 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,831 Sit in the circle of light. 862 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,470 Let's start with the body scanner. 863 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,476 Hold your breath. 864 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,390 Close your eyes. 865 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,838 Perfect! 866 01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,272 You can clothe. 867 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,195 This is the situation. 868 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,111 lntanto we remove these horrible Grandma's knickers! 869 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,038 This is the side A: 870 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,149 cellulite, stretch marks, adipose tissue on the sides, 871 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:28,755 flabby triceps, chest deflated. 872 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,835 We see the side B? 873 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,472 Worse than the A side! 874 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,198 A little 'maintenance you could do it! 875 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,476 Do you have a small vial of cyanide? 876 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,631 Watch ... rigeneration! 877 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,518 Weight loss, push-up effect ... 878 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,719 This will be the new Nicole ... that chick! 879 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,950 It seems Megan Fox with my face. 880 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,436 And this is the estimate Megan Fox to become. 881 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,636 I made you a discount. 882 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,917 The friends of my ex-wives are my friends. 883 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:32,351 (SPEAKS lN lNGLESE) We must pursue 884 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,229 a Japanese whaling. 885 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,269 We must be prepared to act, 886 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,875 to intercept and stop her. 887 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,076 What do you mean? 888 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,675 Everything they tell you to do, do it. 889 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,596 Sorry, I meant no foul''''... 890 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,592 I understand. 891 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,752 - We can do it! - Yes! 892 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,752 Come on! 893 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:05,230 - Help me to fix the lines? - I'm not capable. 894 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:08,233 You are powerless, not paralyzed! 895 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,358 In less than two hours we in paradise! 896 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,352 I can not wait. 897 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,789 - Can I come too? - Martha! 898 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,516 - Change your mind? - Yes, I was convinced ... lvan. 899 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,910 Thanks, lvan! 900 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:34,632 I'm too happy! Wait here, I'll be back. 901 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:41,073 - How did you get first? - Hydrofoil. Give me the phone. 902 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,275 Come on, it was a joke! 903 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,159 Want to fight? And war is! 904 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,358 - What war? Give me a kiss! - Kiss? 905 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:54,639 One by one ball in the center. Today you play dirty, man. 906 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:06,479 - There's your wife. - Where? - Here, talk to Eva. 907 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,353 Fuck! 908 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,633 - How are you? - Well, I switched on the fly. 909 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,030 What to talk about? 910 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,589 Monica was telling me that after the competition 911 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,673 you and you go a month in Greece. 912 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:25,071 But not sure ... 913 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,869 It 'sure, but with the child you can never say, 914 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:33,079 then let us not forget that happened between Sparta and Athens 915 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,151 tensions are still alive, 916 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:39,154 I would not want this summer dig up the hatchet, 917 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,551 then enter the Peloponnese ... 918 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,840 the Tigris, the Euphrates ... 919 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:49,038 Yes, a erupts August the Trojan War! 920 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,389 What a fool, always wants to play! 921 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:56,269 - Yesterday's got tickets for the ferry. - Yes? 922 01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:00,354 Hurry up and win the championship because I have to rest. 923 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,592 Escape, after a while 'I feed. Hello, love. 924 01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:10,400 - Hello. - Hello, Monica. 925 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:17,274 - Have you got tickets yesterday. - Yes, but can be redeemed. 926 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:21,354 - There is already understand ... - Walter ... 927 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,956 I swear I tell you that by Saturday. 928 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,869 Well, then Saturday night Come to dinner with me. 929 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,390 Maybe you even stopped to sleep. 930 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,792 Perfect. 931 01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:00,269 - In case you have no idea how ... - Shut up. 932 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,873 - Anyway, I knew it. - Two to one for me! 933 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:18,352 And now trying to do the male and plan well the stakes, 934 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,034 if not, tonight we fly away. 935 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:25,796 - Bath? - Yes Andrew, we join later? 936 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,998 Yes, I put the stakes and finish. 937 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,391 Then we inflate also the mattresses. 938 01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:34,993 Done! 939 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:40,119 You are teleported? Marta! Francesca! 940 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,396 There is none. 941 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,080 No, no! 942 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,837 Marta! Francesca! What are you doing? 943 01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:00,629 - I'd say it was a paradise! - Are not you coming? Are you ashamed? 944 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,189 As comes to mind so to come here? 945 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:11,389 All dressed up ... is indecent, there are also children. 946 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:15,633 - It is bare! - Are you kidding? - He wants to make the voyeur? 947 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,236 Respect the rules, otherwise where are we going to end? 948 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,516 Disgusting pig! 949 01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,151 - Paola, you have a minute? - Yes. 950 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,949 - We have known each other a lot, right? - Yes. 951 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,160 I am a widower, 952 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,830 are just many years. 953 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,834 I have to ask something very important. 954 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,918 Renato, do not be offended, 955 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,154 but you're not my type. 956 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,796 You're not even my type. 957 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:56,317 Tonight when we get out, I'll make you a question 958 01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,310 and you must answer: no. 959 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,438 - No. - No, dry and firm. 960 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,229 - A''no''is not denied to anyone! - Thank you. 961 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,948 Evening barbecue and bonfire. 962 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,350 - Are you two? - Ln three. 963 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,353 - There is a friend? Maybe straight ... - No, a friend. 964 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:17,393 - Friend ... so to speak. - There he is! 965 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:20,712 - He is Andrea. - Hello everyone. 966 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,996 As you see, Andrea is a very athletic boy. 967 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,471 And 'the Journal of today? I can read the latest news ... 968 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,039 No. 969 01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,840 Got something to hide? 970 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,392 Please. 971 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,438 Bites? 972 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,636 Two even! 973 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,911 - Girls, are you okay? - No. 974 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,116 Not now. 975 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,511 Would you like to go out to eat sushi together? 976 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,793 No, unfortunately I have to do. 977 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:02,874 - Let us? - No thanks, I do not feel tonight. 978 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,872 Come on, is sushi! 979 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:08,078 The last time I ate sushi, I spent 400 �. 980 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:11,278 I offer myself, and if you do not like sushi We can go to the restaurant. 981 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:15,672 Is there a place there where the food is bad, but bad ... 982 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,840 I'd like to, but not tonight. 983 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,832 Thanks, Renato. 984 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,678 Hello. 985 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,878 So? What do we do? 986 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,512 You sleep! 987 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,320 - You sleep? - I would say yes. 988 01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,829 - I turn off the light? - Want to sleep with the lights on? 989 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,312 - I turn it off, good night. - Good night. 990 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,550 Sure we want to stay? 991 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,553 Safe, secure, safe, secure ... 992 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:23,794 - How are glad you came! - What is mutual. 993 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,600 - Good night. - 'Night. 994 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,478 - But then it is very late ... - I'll do with the teeth! 995 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,633 - You sleep? - No. 996 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,320 It 's my hand, you moron! 997 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,073 Good night. 998 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,836 A ship! 999 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,833 Why not ask if they have something for seasickness? 1000 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,436 Nah, that's Whaling we hamper! 1001 01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,278 Hinder that? But it's giant! 1002 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,800 they are the real giants! 1003 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,991 If the harpoon, were killed. 1004 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:52,472 ll our task is to make him lose time. 1005 01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,551 Why do not escape under water? 1006 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,759 Instinct tells him to go surface when they are afraid. 1007 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,560 The catch per fatigue. 1008 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,554 - Check that in a while 'shooting at us! - What? - We shoot! 1009 01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:12,236 Beware! Down! 1010 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,832 (SPEAKS lN GlAPPONESE) 1011 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:55,710 - Operate the pump. - The pump? 1012 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:58,520 You have to stop him from taking aim. 1013 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,273 Beware! 1014 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,352 Was wrong! 1015 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:35,794 - (CHlARA) made a mistake! - (Lvan) Yes! 1016 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,956 You're right, but put yourself in my shoes. 1017 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:53,556 ll child cried, thought to appendicitis, 1018 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,031 we have taken to the hospital and luckily it was nothing 1019 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:59,117 01:15:02,193 Walter, I must ask an important thing 1021 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:05,273 but this time, be sincere, Do you promise? 1022 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:07,158 Sure. 1023 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:13,515 I will never play by the holder or I'll be always on the bench? 1024 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,197 Since I coach, You've been the owner ... 1025 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:20,079 You know what I mean. 1026 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:24,071 Bench or the owner? 1027 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:28,193 Bench. 1028 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,797 But then because you said''I love you''? 1029 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,675 It 'just that you ask me. 1030 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:38,071 There was the''I love you''in the phrase, 1031 01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:42,359 but was contained in the phrase ''Feel''. 1032 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,591 It was a''love you''involuntary 1033 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,717 01:15:49,190 I say to defuse ... 1035 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,035 I spent two days of hell. 1036 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,589 Marta knew I was allergic to mushrooms 1037 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,149 and crushed them in the sauce. 1038 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:03,552 The last time you've blown up so much that seemed to Rocky Balboa. 1039 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:07,909 In fact, I ran away, leaving Francesca at the mercy of the hyena. 1040 01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:10,037 - But yesterday, I retaliated. - What? 1041 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:14,751 That threw me merdaccia among the jellyfish. 1042 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,709 - What you are now? - 5 to 4, but tomorrow's draw. 1043 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,231 I replaced the sunscreen with mayonnaise. 1044 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:25,517 - 01:16:27,990 I salute you, have fun. 1046 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,959 I was pleased see you work with us. 1047 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,350 We do a big ass! 1048 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,275 And I think it's worth it. 1049 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:40,276 I thought you were more ... 1050 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,833 most selfish, arrogant, uncaring, misogynist ... 1051 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,638 Thanks for the compliments. 1052 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:53,516 Also I thought you were more spinster, boring, sour. 1053 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,991 - Also as a compliment. - Of course. 1054 01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,631 Sorry, there is an albatross dirty oil, I have to clean it, 1055 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,839 instead of sitting here doing''Titanic'' you give me a hand? 1056 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,435 I am an expert on dirty albatross! 1057 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,831 - Come on! - An expert ... 1058 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,556 This little thing that you have between your legs 1059 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,158 will cause all your problems. 1060 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:25,911 His fault, I've done a mess. 1061 01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:29,113 We hope that the mother knowing it, 1062 01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,113 otherwise we're in a half too that has nothing to do. 1063 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:37,036 When you become a man, I understand and forgive me. 1064 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,033 True? 1065 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:48,749 With this irresponsible act, you played the scooter at age 14. 1066 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,679 (RUMORl) What? 1067 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,672 Sparano? 1068 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:59,116 Oh God! 1069 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,956 I think it's for you. 1070 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:08,475 Now occurred. 1071 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,037 - Eva, what are you doing? - Asshole! 1072 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:14,918 Quiet! 1073 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,320 But what happened? 1074 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,431 - Nothing, an uncontrolled ascent. - What have you done? 1075 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:27,117 I have not convened for the final and was outraged. 1076 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:31,478 - Your husband is a shit! - How dare you? 1077 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,474 Just because you do not play? Are you crazy? 1078 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:38,712 ln fact ... all fall! 1079 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:41,269 He needed to fuck 1080 01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:45,149 and I shall fall as a poor fool. 1081 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,794 He has a lot of imagination ... Love, where are you going? 1082 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,798 I know that Walter is not Subbuteo playing tonight. 1083 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,191 -What will be of harm to the condo? -At least � 5000. 1084 01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:08,796 - It 's the figure of shit ... - That is priceless. 1085 01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:14,519 (VOClNA) Pig! My father told me right away! 1086 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,194 Forgive me, but do not do it for ten months. 1087 01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:19,237 (VOClNA) So what? 1088 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,358 I had your baby in your belly! 1089 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,750 Forgiveness was a moment of madness. 1090 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,356 Yes, one moment ... Tell me how Schiacciatrice crush you! 1091 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:31,672 Porco, out of this house! 1092 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,797 No, let us make peace. 1093 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,679 Sorry, I did take. 1094 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:45,792 Bet now comes out and says: ''Friends, I made a mess!'' 1095 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,749 Here are at least 10,000 � of food per month. 1096 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:55,279 When a man meets with her lover a woman with a baby ... 1097 01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:03,468 - Friends, I made a mess. - They are dicks! 1098 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:08,079 - You're a moron. - Problems? 1099 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,313 I had two crabs in the bag I have crunched the iPod, 1100 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:14,198 Do you know something? 1101 01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:17,637 the crabs in the Corsica are big music fans. 1102 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:21,111 Guys, I decided what do you do tonight to celebrate. 1103 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,079 - What? - A horseback riding. 1104 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,278 - Strong! - A horse? 1105 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:31,236 - We know to go, right? - Of course, I was born on a farm. 1106 01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,631 - Whew! And you? - "Me? 1107 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,756 Sure! 1108 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,639 I tell you one thing: Palio di Siena! 1109 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:45,233 (ANDREA) How I came to mind to do this shit? 1110 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,996 (ANDREA) Stop him! 1111 01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,595 Still, damn it! 1112 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:56,559 How do you stop this horse? 1113 01:20:58,440 --> 01:21:00,237 What a great idea you had! 1114 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,517 -Where did you learn to ride like that? -It 's a method of my own! 1115 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,036 (MARTA) Let those who come first the riding! Go! 1116 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,838 Piano! 1117 01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,790 (ANDREA) Stop! 1118 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,030 Wait for me, dammit! 1119 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:27,431 What a hit! 1120 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,799 - Thanks for the great experience. - Nothing. 1121 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,792 A great trip. 1122 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,198 Listen ... 1123 01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:46,675 I can tell you something else? 1124 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,870 I was an idiot to try it with you. 1125 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,440 What you're giving me now ... 1126 01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:59,278 is much more satisfying sex. 1127 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,076 You are cheerful, intelligent, beautiful, 1128 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,916 sensitive. 1129 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,594 Saddle is the last of my ... 1130 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:37,879 Ladies and Gentlemen, the return of the living dead! 1131 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:41,034 I told you, are not powerless. 1132 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:58,119 - I love you. - No, now is not the case. 1133 01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:00,796 - No? - No. 1134 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:04,800 - And now? - Not true. 1135 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,518 It's six. 1136 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:17,514 Sorry, I have the course of tango, bring it on file. 1137 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,036 Take care! 1138 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:25,958 Renato! 1139 01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:28,509 Hello. 1140 01:23:28,760 --> 01:23:30,796 - This sends you Paola. - Thank you. 1141 01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,474 Beautiful! E 'yours? 1142 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,077 What do you do? 1143 01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,480 And 'old ... ie, traditional. 1144 01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,030 This is the machine that went to the moon. 1145 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:49,709 The world is digital, but in the film. 1146 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,714 It is neither color or black and white, 1147 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:55,918 but it is full of shades of gray. 1148 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,790 I'll show you something. 1149 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:11,480 - Please. - What? 1150 01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:14,075 This is my darkroom. 1151 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:18,349 Between a binder and the other sometimes spends so much time! 1152 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,829 Look. 1153 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:25,629 This is a roll, keep it in hand. 1154 01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:29,789 The film is gelatin, is a living thing. 1155 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,636 Development here and die here. 1156 01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:36,631 And these are my photos. 1157 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:39,676 They are beautiful. 1158 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:43,240 This is one of my favorites. 1159 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:48,352 We are in Mongolia, we slept in a tent, 1160 01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,751 and then in the morning I did a ride. 1161 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:53,913 - You? - I. 1162 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:57,709 (ALARM) Six and a quarter ... come! 1163 01:24:58,560 --> 01:24:59,913 Run! 1164 01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:03,551 Five seconds ... 1165 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:05,677 four ... 1166 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:08,913 No! 1167 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,517 Good grief! 1168 01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,320 Maurizio! 1169 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,272 Maurizio! 1170 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:20,080 Damn, I'm sorry. 1171 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:22,832 Explain to me? 1172 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:26,473 The door is reinforced to protect archive information, 1173 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:30,076 Opening and closing are controlled by an automatic time 1174 01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:32,754 which is activated at 6:15 p.m. sharp. 1175 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:37,319 - What is the problem? Telephony. - No field below. 1176 01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:40,633 - There will be a landline. - About yes, not here. 1177 01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:44,918 Vigilance! 1178 01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:47,913 The supervisor has already left. 1179 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,116 You're telling me ... 1180 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:54,353 I hope that you have no commitments up at 7 tomorrow morning. 1181 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:58,036 - Oh! - Stay calm! - Calm shit! 1182 01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:01,431 I want to go back home, I'm hungry, thirsty ... 1183 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,750 This is not a problem. 1184 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,270 Tuna, pea and ham. 1185 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:11,469 Soup, bacon, cheese, chocolate, biscuits, wine. 1186 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,030 If the lady has some desire, We are here to serve. 1187 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:23,636 01:26:25,233 I get off. 1189 01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:30,118 - Look who's here! - Doctor, how are you? 1190 01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:33,158 the good, you? There are three sessions that do not come. 1191 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,836 - I was out. - Did you what did I tell you? 1192 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,911 Have you tried using the station? 1193 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,799 Yes, I had to get to the South Pole, 1194 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:43,951 a horrifying experience! 1195 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,350 But the bird? 1196 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,315 01:26:54,679 01:27:00,198 Asshole! 1199 01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,396 Asshole! 1200 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,476 I can tell you something? 1201 01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:08,517 Chiara ... 1202 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:11,596 not bad. 1203 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:14,436 I'm in love with her, 1204 01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:17,114 am the happiest man in the world. 1205 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,510 You know what? 1206 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:23,116 That your friend down there if they had noticed it before you. 1207 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:28,476 I'm going to a conference premature ejaculation. 1208 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:32,511 Take care,''''Hold on! 1209 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:35,833 What a guy! 1210 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:40,596 - You're done. - Love you crazy? 1211 01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:45,674 - What did you call? - Love. 1212 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,037 As long as you call me Frigid''hippies''steps, 1213 01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:54,033 so you're an idiot that collects briefs 1214 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:58,754 but if there is one thing that pisses me off is the hypocrisy. 1215 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:02,151 You do not know what respect, let alone love! 1216 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,118 Goodbye! 1217 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:13,232 Final league: Novara against Pesaro. 1218 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,119 'And' the game of truth for Bertocchi, 1219 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:19,193 01:28:23,549 - Where's Eve? - I do not know why you ask me? 1221 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:27,713 - Who should I ask? - There are many people ... 1222 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,918 Bertocchi, we do not make jokes tonight. 1223 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:36,271 I tried calling and the phone turned off. 1224 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:39,956 Do you know what happens If we lose tonight, right? 1225 01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:45,471 E-SW-NE-RO. 1226 01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:48,280 - Bravo. - Thank you, Chairman. 1227 01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,758 Come on, crushed! 1228 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,956 (BELL) 1229 01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:00,713 - What do you want? - I wanted to apologize. 1230 01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:02,837 Sorry my ass! 1231 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,314 No! 1232 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:20,997 (TELECRONlSTA) Bertocchi Walter is in trouble, 1233 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:24,596 forced to deploy the Cuban Gomez, 1234 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:28,674 because of the mysterious absence of Castelli. 1235 01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:32,393 Go! 1236 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,356 (CRONlSTA) One to zero for Pesaro. 1237 01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,194 Not sure how long someone no cooking for me. 1238 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:58,070 - It was all delicious. - Ln a life I did the previous chef. 1239 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:02,511 I made the dog trainer, I rented bicycles, 1240 01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:04,398 I did the acrobat. 1241 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,870 Yes, the acrobat! 1242 01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:14,238 Well done! 1243 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:19,839 - And now you do a somersault. - No, I trust, stop! 1244 01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:22,879 Rather, I am out of practice. 1245 01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:25,556 - How many lives did you have? - Three. 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:28,439 No, maybe four. 1247 01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:33,194 And maybe there will be a fifth, right? 1248 01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:37,998 Mah .. 1249 01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:41,798 The first year I came here to play 1250 01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,231 success is a mess. 1251 01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:48,155 I was pregnant with a bastard. 1252 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,595 I was lost in love 1253 01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:56,594 and when I told him, I shouted he did not care about me 1254 01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:59,396 and then disappeared. 1255 01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,558 After I lost my baby. 1256 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,756 I was a little girl. 1257 01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:15,235 The only person I was close in those days was my coach. 1258 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:20,991 I just wanted to tell you that Walter is a great person 1259 01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:22,992 And I ... 1260 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,756 and I'm in love. 1261 01:31:28,760 --> 01:31:30,512 I'm sorry. 1262 01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:33,115 If I had not broken boxes, 1263 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:35,715 he would never have betrayed. 1264 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:41,516 Because he loves you. 1265 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:45,112 He loves you. 1266 01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:52,633 Help the planet! What to do if of a nuclear accident! 1267 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:56,839 Guys, want to know what to do or do you not care about anything? 1268 01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:00,920 lvan, help me, Only you can save me. 1269 01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:03,754 You're in the right place, help animals in need. 1270 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:07,356 I can not talk to Clare I do not know where it is. 1271 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:10,230 - It 'game? - Yes. 1272 01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:13,233 Shit, I knew it! Where is he? 1273 01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:17,594 Clare said who does not want to see you, 1274 01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:22,469 so I can not tell you which is in the Cetacean Sanctuary. 1275 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:25,430 And where exactly? 1276 01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:29,438 I swore to clarify that I would not have said 1277 01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:33,434 which is located between Liguria and Corsica, not insist. 1278 01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:37,309 These are the coordinates of the ship I've never given. 1279 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,638 Thank you, the better. 1280 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,120 - (Lvan) Good boy! - Look at Clara is angry. 1281 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,157 I love violent women. 1282 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:51,712 Touch you! 1283 01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,913 Mia! 1284 01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:09,913 No, a minimum of dignity! Time-out! 1285 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:13,273 Simply, there is a limit to everything! 1286 01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:18,472 Girls, never to the ball to Gomez, okay? 1287 01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:21,280 (PUBBLlCO Rejoice) 1288 01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:40,519 - Why have you thought about? - Someone asked me ... 1289 01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:43,556 That still loves you. 1290 01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:51,194 Exchange, enter the Castle, Gomez comes out. 1291 01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,719 Come on! 1292 01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:59,789 Mister, because I replace? 1293 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:03,239 Because you're a duffer, 1294 01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:07,234 a very large, immeasurable suck! 1295 01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:31,960 Come on, down ... 1296 01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:18,036 If the item will Novara, win the Scudetto. 1297 01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:30,313 Thanks. 1298 01:36:32,240 --> 01:36:34,993 Tomorrow, I ask the president to be sold, 1299 01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:37,595 I do not like to sit on the bench. 1300 01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:41,396 I'm sorry. 1301 01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:43,596 Me too. 1302 01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:48,790 I am ready. 1303 01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:07,159 (BOY) And now Frank has to kiss ... 1304 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,753 - Andrea. - (TUTTLE) No, Martha! 1305 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,560 You do decide to celebrated. 1306 01:37:14,240 --> 01:37:15,798 All right. 1307 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,560 (TUTTLE) Oh ... 1308 01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:39,553 (TUTTLE) OLE! 1309 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:42,790 Bravo! 1310 01:37:44,480 --> 01:37:45,913 Enjoy! 1311 01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:49,790 Marta, where are you going? 1312 01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:52,395 Let her go, then go. 1313 01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:59,600 (RENATO) And now ... magic. 1314 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:03,750 Do not even look like me. 1315 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:05,831 Rather you. 1316 01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:09,515 You're beautiful. 1317 01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:24,988 Hey! 1318 01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:29,080 Is there something wrong? 1319 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:32,915 But I really like me? 1320 01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:38,000 No, you do not like you, 1321 01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:42,189 I'm in love with you twelve years. 1322 01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,118 What a record! 1323 01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:55,919 What did I tell you! 1324 01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:57,593 Kiss! 1325 01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:03,069 Fifty � fucking half an hour. 1326 01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:05,675 Now we leave them alone. 1327 01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:09,516 Everybody out! 1328 01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:18,473 Monica! 1329 01:39:22,880 --> 01:39:24,313 Monica! 1330 01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:38,956 - How are you? - Good. 1331 01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:47,794 Who are these two fat guys? 1332 01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:52,118 These? 1333 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:55,556 They are the uncles of Molise. 1334 01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:59,349 Remember who are facing difficulties to speak Italian? 1335 01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:02,592 We have got that horrible under the horse dies. 1336 01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:06,071 It was a dead donkey ... ugly. 1337 01:40:06,320 --> 01:40:07,878 Horrible. 1338 01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:09,992 Watch ... 1339 01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:13,198 These are my classmates. 1340 01:40:13,440 --> 01:40:17,069 - I remember them ... ugly. - Bruttini! 1341 01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:46,676 - Do you think this gesture is enough for you to forgive? - Yes. 1342 01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:49,753 I love you. 1343 01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:53,595 Now that is? 1344 01:41:54,560 --> 01:41:56,118 Vale. 1345 01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:16,151 But now you come back down 1346 01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:19,233 and pick up all this triumph of g-strings, 1347 01:42:19,480 --> 01:42:21,516 why are you polluting the sea. 1348 01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:26,518 - Seriously? - Not at all '. 1349 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:29,752 Orders! 1350 01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:47,397 - Hello! - What are you doing here? 1351 01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:51,193 You had no shelter today? 1352 01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:53,317 I guess I'm healed. 1353 01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:10,316 (TELEFONlNO) 1354 01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:14,079 - What the fuck you want? - <(ANDREA) That way! 1355 01:43:14,320 --> 01:43:17,756 01:43:19,319 Bravo! 1357 01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:21,790 01:43:23,792 01:43:26,190 Salutamela. The third? 1360 01:43:27,200 --> 01:43:31,113 The third is that you were right, hydrofoil is done first. 1361 01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:50,873 - Hello. - And Francesca? 1362 01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:52,678 Who? 1363 01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:55,878 That bitch undecided that made us fight? 1364 01:43:56,600 --> 01:44:00,354 - I do not know. - How can you not love you? 1365 01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:04,397 - Let's make peace? - Kissing you all! 1366 01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:10,511 - Stop fighting with women! - I swear! 1367 01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:13,513 I closed it with women, at least for this summer. 1368 01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:17,309 I do not want to see a woman for the rest of the holiday. 1369 01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:40,078 - I saw you first. - No, and no one is a lesbian. 1370 01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:42,470 Not at all, is convinced straight! 1371 01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:45,598 Want to bet a week of dominance? 1372 01:44:45,840 --> 01:44:47,319 A month! 1373 01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:58,319 Translated by RUBELRAF :P ---SUB-iTA---T4P3--->>>Translation_RUBELRAF>>>SUB-Eng---100115