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A new patient had a
dream about my mother.
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Ramon.
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What does mean?
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It's coming.
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Kristen, what's up?
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I have some kind of STD.
I'm just ashamed.
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Of course you are, dumb whore.
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Hey, Kristen!
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We need a meeting, after school, today.
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Next person to speak
has to start with "I feel."
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I feel like you just assume
everybody experiences life
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the same way you do.
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Why were you at Planned Parenthood?
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Because Kristen got
an STD from that model
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I brought to Dad's 60th.
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You brought a model?
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Well, Duke and I went out for drinks.
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No, that's the night that you
told me you had to work late.
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Here's the deal. If I end up
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undergoing medical treatment,
that's my decision.
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I want what's best for you.
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Maybe what's best for me
is not what's in store.
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At the T-junction, turn left.
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If possible, make a U-turn.
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Ah! God! Ah! Fuck!
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Oh! Ah!
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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So, are you nervous
at all about this dinner tonight?
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Uh... no. I'm not the "get
nervous" kind of guy.
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They can be really judgy,
my older siblings.
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They seemed pretty chill
at your dad's thing.
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"Chill" isn't a word
I'd use to describe 'em.
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Well, believe me, I've handled worse.
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Can you hear that?
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What's up?
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Nothing.
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Oh, um...
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Call me, text me, lemme know
if you get that PGX thing.
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Yeah.
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I will stop by the Game Lab,
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so they can tell me that I did
not make it most likely.
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No. What time should I
meet you here then?
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Umm, I don't know, 4:00 or 5:00.
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Um... do you have a key? Then I can
let myself in if I get here earlier.
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Sure.
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What?
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Um...
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I'm not giving you this key
as like a statement about us.
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Okay. It's no worries, man.
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Yeah, I'll just...
I'll find something to do.
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- You just call me when you get home.
- No, no, no, I actually...
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- No, dude. It's really no big deal.
- No, I want you
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to take the key today.
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I do.
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Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna go get dressed.
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- Mmm.
- So...
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is this my makeup breakfast?
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Makeup breakfast for what?
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Oh. Uh, for the...
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insane amount of lying
you've been doing lately.
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Cocaine, male model,
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opening up a can of whoop-ass
at Planned Parenthood,
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jail time.
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Okay, so sometimes I...
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act on impulse. That's the price you pay
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for wanting to have fun, you know?
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Yeah, I miss fun too.
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You miss fun? Your whole life is fun.
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Hello.
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Can Malcolm come out and play?
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He is all yours.
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Case in point...
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you have a mountain-biking playdate.
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That is not the same.
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Mine is all out in the open.
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Seriously? What is the difference
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between you jumping out of an airplane...
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And you doing blow with a male model?
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You're right, those are
exactly the same thing.
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It's just as irresponsible,
if not more so.
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I am not talking
about being irresponsible.
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Come here.
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I miss having fun together.
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- So do I.
- Okay.
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How about we start with tonight?
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Fine. You're on.
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All right.
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Tonight.
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Ah. Mmm.
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Ah! You ready to fuck
that mountain's brains out?
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I'm ready to rape that mountain.
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No! We're not having that much
aggression in this house.
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God! Hailey's in the next room.
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She does not need to hear that shit.
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There's a reason "misogyny"
is spelled with two "Y's."
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Oh, is that chromosome humor?
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- It's very good.
- My husband will join you... Go away.
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He will join you
once he's had his breakfast.
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- You mean his cancer-causing swill?
- Yup!
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So, Ramon's bringing
tattoo-boy to dinner tonight.
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- It should be interesting.
- "It" is named Henry,
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- and "it" is Ramon's boyfriend.
- We'll see about that.
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Wow! Wouldn't want to be it tonight.
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Me neither.
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Ah. I'll see you guys in three minutes.
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That's what happens when you
eat tree bark for breakfast!
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Okay, I cannot wait
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for him to meet Carmen tonight.
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He's gonna punch a baby when he finds out
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you're trying to set him up.
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You know he's celibate.
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You're being disrespectful.
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No, look, I love the guy, okay?
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- But he needs to get laid.
- Oh.
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He needs a girlfriend, someone
he can share his life with,
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and I know that, deep down,
that's exactly what he wants.
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So then why would he lie
about that to all of us?
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It's Duc. It's a big part of his schtick,
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- always being in control, you know?
- Mmm.
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Kinda like you.
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_
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I made it worse, didn't I?
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Jesus.
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How can kids this young
have so much hate?
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You think one of our students did this?
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Isn't it obvious?
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"I feel."
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This is payback
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for not getting their white pride club.
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You need to put out a statement.
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They've got a muzzle on me.
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The board wants me silent until the
PPD finishes its investigation.
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Well, that doesn't make any sense.
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- It's gonna be all over the Internet.
- You're right.
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Pictures have already shown
up on social media...
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so this place is gonna be crawling
with press any minute now.
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And they'll be foaming
at the mouth for answers.
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Exactly.
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And finding answers is my specialty.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Where's your mother?
- At the mosque.
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She left early to help with final
touches for Akilah's wedding tonight.
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Okay, great.
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Yeah, I can put that stuff on your back.
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You're sure?
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Okay. Cool.
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Yeah, I read online vitamin
"E" doesn't really help.
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Yeah, I know that.
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So, what's the point?
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Well, I've lost the point
of it years ago.
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Just habit now, calms me,
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though I know it doesn't
actually do anything.
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Sounds a lot like
ritualized superstition.
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Yes, it does... smart-ass.
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Listen, Navid John.
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Pray all day long
if it truly makes you happy...
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and wear the hijab...
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and like boys or girls
or both... or neither.
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I just wanna keep you safe.
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That's all.
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We already have a target on our backs,
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and I just worry
you'd be adding a few more.
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Promised I would never
go out like this, Dad.
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I really hope so.
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I wish you could.
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I wish the world was different
from what it is.
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You're 15 minutes
and 37 seconds late, Colombia.
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- Did I miss the announcement?
- Yup.
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Fuck. And?
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Obviously, I got one of the spots.
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Obviously.
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And I didn't?
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Well...
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not my spot.
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I got it?
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Oh my God!
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Dex, we're both going
to the Portland Game Expo.
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Chlamydia?
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- Yup.
- Nasty.
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You gave it to me?
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N-no, I got it from you.
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It was my first time, remember?
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Oops!
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I should probably get that
checked out, shouldn't I?
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Yeah, you should.
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Hey, I know this is weird,
but we could still...
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Still what?
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You know, hang out sometime.
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Oh! Wow.
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Look, I mean, I've literally
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just put a face
to your name, Kirsten, okay?
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Kristen.
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It's Kristen, not Kirsten.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
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Mmm!
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Did you get mine with the liquid Stevia?
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Yes, silly.
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So...
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who are you?
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Kirsten, Justina.
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- It's Kristen.
- Justina, Kirsten.
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Cool.
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He's got chlamydia.
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Maybe.
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So, the question is, "How does one form
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a rational response to the..."
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Oh, good. You started without me.
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Mr. Boatwright, we thought we'd lost you.
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- Yeah, I... I thought I lost me too.
- Christ.
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Hello, Thomas.
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Good to see you again.
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- Greg.
- Please continue.
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Never mind me.
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Right. Well, in my book,
I examined the existential crisis
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of living in a world
that is overrun by chaos,
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corruption, war, and oppression.
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I believe the most rational response
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- is "optimism."
- Optimism? Hmm.
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No wonder Dante populated
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the first circle of Hell
with philosophers.
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Anxiety is a
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completely appropriate response
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to today's reality, Thomas. And anger.
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What do you want? People just to
swallow the shit that they're in?
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By the way, when the fuck
did we criminalize outrage?
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Greg, the point I make is not dissimilar
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from the one that you laid out
in your first and... only book.
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Bullshit. I never said anyone should
be optimistic in the face of fascism.
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"It is now, in this troubling moment,
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"that we must always choose joy
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"for us, for those we love,
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and for the entire world."
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These are your words, Greg.
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Was the world any less challenging
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when they were published 30 years ago?
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Thirty years ago, truth was still truth,
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a fact was a fact,
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but we're not that society anymore.
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The world got turned upside down.
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Just a raging waterfall of fuckery
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from here to forever.
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Turned upside down
by smart people like us...
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you, me, them.
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Who the fuck are we to proclaim
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some kind of rarified, objective wisdom?
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- Well, it's our innate...
- Nature...
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doesn't care about our individual
intellectual experiences.
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Believe me. Nature has plans of its own,
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and it is gonna be just fine without us.
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If... if a deer shits in the woods...
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whether you're there to see it or not...
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it means nothing.
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It's just shit.
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Hey! Here they come!
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All right, Duc!
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Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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So, is, uh, is this the part where I
ask you what's wrong, honey-bear?
261
00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:03,228
Huh. Only if they give out
trophies for sarcasm.
262
00:19:03,263 --> 00:19:05,330
Wow. Okay.
263
00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:09,034
- What's up, man?
- Dude, you let fucking Phil win?
264
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:12,037
- What the fuck?
- Wait. I thought you won.
265
00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:14,006
You had second place all to yourself.
266
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,508
I saw you give up
just before the finish line.
267
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:19,044
Come on, man. Not this
conversation again, okay?
268
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,912
I didn't give up. I was just done.
269
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:22,714
It's a race, bro!
270
00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:24,416
You race to place!
271
00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:26,585
That rhymes, which is
awesome and everything,
272
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,787
- but I beat my best time!
- The best time is winning time!
273
00:19:29,823 --> 00:19:34,125
Duc, winning doesn't matter if I'm happy
and I'm making progress, which I am.
274
00:19:35,929 --> 00:19:38,629
Look, I just want my best friend
always reaching for the brass ring.
275
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:41,265
- Is that a bad thing?
- I don't know, man.
276
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,201
I just want my best friend to let me know
277
00:19:43,236 --> 00:19:44,568
when my wife does cocaine
278
00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:46,604
with a 20-something male model.
279
00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:48,372
Is that a bad thing?
280
00:19:53,112 --> 00:19:56,980
Both the school board and the
administration at James K. Polk
281
00:19:57,015 --> 00:19:59,182
strongly condemn any kind of behavior
282
00:19:59,218 --> 00:20:01,218
that incites violence against others,
283
00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:04,192
regardless of race, sexuality,
or religious beliefs.
284
00:20:04,227 --> 00:20:05,308
So would you
285
00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:06,323
support a prosecution
286
00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:08,191
if a student is identified and charged?
287
00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:10,193
Well, of course. This is a crime.
288
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,441
It's unacceptable.
289
00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:14,879
But these are just kids...
290
00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:17,634
- What?
- ...with their whole lives ahead of them.
291
00:20:19,537 --> 00:20:21,371
We have to continue to support them,
292
00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,106
even when they screw up.
293
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:24,941
They're so impressionable,
294
00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:27,910
and they have so many hateful
messages coming at them...
295
00:20:27,945 --> 00:20:29,178
from everywhere.
296
00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:31,347
So, you think
they shouldn't be prosecuted?
297
00:20:32,717 --> 00:20:34,250
There must be ways to deal with this
298
00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:37,186
other than throwing young kids
into the justice system.
299
00:20:37,221 --> 00:20:38,421
That's all for now.
300
00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:40,623
You'll be hearing from the
Portland Police Department
301
00:20:40,659 --> 00:20:43,592
when they're ready to put
out a statement. Thank you.
302
00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:46,009
So, you think I could've
inherited it genetically?
303
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:48,264
Schizophrenia?
304
00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:52,348
Ramon, we've agreed to avoid
using diagnostic language.
305
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:55,437
And one doesn't really
inherit the disease itself,
306
00:20:55,472 --> 00:20:57,706
more like a predisposition for it.
307
00:20:57,741 --> 00:20:59,574
So, I could have inherited it?
308
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,778
Well, how much do you know
about your biological parents?
309
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:03,902
Nothing.
310
00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:06,782
Somebody just left me on the steps
311
00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,983
of this orphanage in Barranquilla.
312
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,019
No note, nothing.
313
00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:11,853
And how do you feel about that?
314
00:21:12,669 --> 00:21:14,495
Whatever. I mean,
315
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,792
Colombia was totally whacked at the time,
316
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,894
between the cartels, the
guerrillas, the government.
317
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,563
Pretty much everybody got killed, so...
318
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,367
Things worked out okay for me.
319
00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:28,562
Things are okay with Henry?
320
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,848
Yeah. Yeah, they're good.
321
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,673
We're actually having dinner
with my siblings tonight.
322
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:36,210
Hmm. So you're still finding
his presence to be of comfort?
323
00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:37,845
Yeah. Yeah.
324
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,481
I don't really wanna...
talk about Henry, though.
325
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:44,117
He's kinda like my escape
from all this, and...
326
00:21:44,153 --> 00:21:46,387
I just wanna keep it that way.
327
00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:49,890
Okay.
328
00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:56,897
Has anything worth noting happened
to you since our last session?
329
00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:01,235
What do you mean?
Like... like a hallucination?
330
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:04,604
Anything that you
might have seen or heard...
331
00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:06,923
or even smelled.
332
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,207
Anything that
333
00:22:09,232 --> 00:22:10,910
seemed out of the ordinary.
334
00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:13,680
No. Nothing.
335
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,591
Have you stopped using marijuana?
336
00:22:25,626 --> 00:22:28,027
Yeah, Fred, um...
337
00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:29,302
I just... I don't think that...
338
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:30,938
Ramon, I strongly encourage you to re...
339
00:22:30,962 --> 00:22:33,196
Here's the thing, though.
Ever since my dad's party
340
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,320
when... when I saw the fire...
341
00:22:37,005 --> 00:22:38,771
I have these moments where I'm so scared,
342
00:22:38,806 --> 00:22:42,040
it just feels like the fear
is going to kill me.
343
00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:45,110
Weed stops that. It... it just...
takes that...
344
00:22:45,145 --> 00:22:47,225
clenched feeling in my heart,
and it just lets it go.
345
00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:50,384
Well, we can look at other
ways to modulate your anxiety.
346
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:52,718
Why? This one works.
347
00:22:52,753 --> 00:22:55,620
I mean, I... I take a little
bit of... of Canna Bliss...
348
00:22:55,655 --> 00:22:57,989
- Canna Bliss?
- Yeah, Canna Bliss,
349
00:22:58,025 --> 00:23:00,758
and I work on my game,
and I totally chill.
350
00:23:00,794 --> 00:23:01,960
It gets me in the right now.
351
00:23:01,995 --> 00:23:06,131
I... I just don't need anything
else, honestly, Fred.
352
00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:10,568
If it's okay with you, I'd like
to take a look at your game.
353
00:23:10,603 --> 00:23:11,969
Why? You wanna analyze it?
354
00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:14,572
No. I wanna learn more about you
355
00:23:14,607 --> 00:23:16,741
and the world you create in the game.
356
00:23:16,776 --> 00:23:17,842
Sure.
357
00:23:17,877 --> 00:23:20,077
I'll send you a link.
358
00:23:21,648 --> 00:23:23,848
Why did you even go over there?
359
00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:25,582
'Cause I had to give him the card.
360
00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:27,636
- What card?
- The chlamydia card.
361
00:23:27,671 --> 00:23:28,959
There is a card?
362
00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:31,088
Yes, there's a fucking card
from Planned Parenthood,
363
00:23:31,123 --> 00:23:32,563
and they told me to give it to Randy.
364
00:23:32,587 --> 00:23:34,758
Couldn't you have
mailed it to him? Jesus.
365
00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:37,494
I mean, Kristen,
this guy's a stool sample.
366
00:23:37,529 --> 00:23:40,597
The worst part is
she was all, like, nice to me,
367
00:23:40,632 --> 00:23:42,576
and he was in his tighty-whities,
and he's so...
368
00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,400
Kristen, hey! Babe.
369
00:23:44,436 --> 00:23:48,638
Mmm. Okay, look at me, all right?
370
00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:53,042
Do not ever, ever,
ever see this guy again.
371
00:23:53,078 --> 00:23:54,344
Understand?
372
00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:57,180
Good.
373
00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:59,082
Now give me the card.
374
00:24:06,024 --> 00:24:07,890
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
375
00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:11,660
It was either the Empathy
Initiative or math.
376
00:24:11,696 --> 00:24:13,496
Oh, come on, Ray.
377
00:24:13,531 --> 00:24:15,598
We have been working
together for years now.
378
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,300
You and I have dodged budget
cuts a hundred times.
379
00:24:18,335 --> 00:24:19,668
Is this about the effigy?
380
00:24:19,704 --> 00:24:22,671
No! No, you did a fantastic
job with the press.
381
00:24:22,707 --> 00:24:25,908
You knew about these cuts
before I spoke to the press...
382
00:24:25,943 --> 00:24:30,045
but you waited for me to throw
myself into the lion's den,
383
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,282
save you, and then... and then
turn around and fire me?
384
00:24:34,318 --> 00:24:36,084
Very classy, Ray.
385
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,920
For Christ's... I was gonna tell you
this morning when I got the news,
386
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:42,790
but I didn't, because...
you know, hate crime!
387
00:24:45,162 --> 00:24:48,096
Look, Audrey, we're all
just trying our best here.
388
00:24:48,132 --> 00:24:49,564
Yeah, well, it's not good enough,
389
00:24:49,599 --> 00:24:50,599
and you got it wrong.
390
00:24:50,634 --> 00:24:53,100
It's not about me. It's about those kids.
391
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,791
It's either them or math.
392
00:25:01,778 --> 00:25:04,111
All right, Duc...
393
00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:06,741
you gotta tell me your secret, man.
394
00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:09,250
What is it, roids? Huh? You on PED's?
395
00:25:09,285 --> 00:25:11,785
Huh? You Lance-Armstronging us,
you motherfucker?
396
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:14,688
Yeah, that much winning has
an asterisk written all over it.
397
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:16,490
Look, guys, I don't have to cheat.
398
00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:19,993
Besides, Lance Armstrong
raised over $500 million
399
00:25:20,029 --> 00:25:22,149
for cancer research. Do better.
400
00:25:22,173 --> 00:25:23,997
Nah, I bet you get
some weird concoction made
401
00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:26,033
of fucking goat dust and dried beetles
402
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:27,935
from one of those places
in Chinatown, right?
403
00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:30,003
Some ancient oriental juju.
404
00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:31,438
What's the secret sauce, sensei?
405
00:25:31,473 --> 00:25:33,506
"Sensei" is Japanese, you dumb-ass.
406
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:35,475
- Oh.
- I'm celibate.
407
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,380
- Come on.
- Yeah, right.
408
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,014
No, I really am.
409
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:43,749
What do you mean, like, celibate?
410
00:25:43,785 --> 00:25:44,951
Like not having sex at all?
411
00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:48,321
As a physical trainer for a
professional soccer team...
412
00:25:48,356 --> 00:25:49,689
Assistant physical trainer.
413
00:25:49,724 --> 00:25:52,625
...who actually knows what
the fuck he's talking about,
414
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:55,228
sex does not deplete testosterone levels.
415
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:58,097
It's not about saving testosterone.
416
00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:01,634
It's about channeling that energy
into something much more rewarding
417
00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:03,502
than getting my rocks off,
because that's what
418
00:26:03,537 --> 00:26:05,337
my baser instincts tell me to do.
419
00:26:05,361 --> 00:26:08,307
- Wow. I don't know how you...
- Don't you even think about it.
420
00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:11,210
So you don't even...
421
00:26:11,245 --> 00:26:12,978
I just stay in control.
422
00:26:14,548 --> 00:26:16,248
Always.
423
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:19,818
A racist mock-lynching
at James K. Polk Academy
424
00:26:19,853 --> 00:26:23,822
has many students at the Portland
magnet school expressing outrage.
425
00:26:23,857 --> 00:26:24,756
This is a hate crime.
426
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,391
The perpetrators should be prosecuted
427
00:26:26,427 --> 00:26:28,147
while hate crimes
are still against the law.
428
00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:29,293
But Audrey Bayer,
429
00:26:29,329 --> 00:26:31,997
a conflict-resolution consultant
speaking for the school,
430
00:26:32,032 --> 00:26:34,899
dismissed the idea of prosecution.
431
00:26:34,935 --> 00:26:36,534
These are just kids...
432
00:26:36,569 --> 00:26:38,402
with their whole lives ahead of them.
433
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,874
We have to continue to support them,
434
00:26:42,909 --> 00:26:44,375
even when they screw up.
435
00:26:44,410 --> 00:26:46,877
Shireen Verma, News 8, Portland.
436
00:26:46,912 --> 00:26:48,212
Thanks, Shireen.
437
00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:51,782
In other local news, a warehouse
fire in East Portland...
438
00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:06,429
- Hi.
- I need you.
439
00:27:06,465 --> 00:27:07,974
Like...
440
00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:11,268
- all hands on deck.
- What's wrong? Is it Ramon?
441
00:27:12,481 --> 00:27:13,481
No, I... I...
442
00:27:13,505 --> 00:27:15,706
I just thought it would
be nice to have sex.
443
00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:17,307
Oh.
444
00:27:17,342 --> 00:27:20,043
Well, I've been looking for
an excuse to get outta here.
445
00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:22,078
It'll take me about three hours, though.
446
00:27:22,113 --> 00:27:23,313
Hurry.
447
00:27:30,289 --> 00:27:32,222
Come on. Yes.
448
00:27:32,257 --> 00:27:33,617
Hey, how come Marco's not shooting?
449
00:27:33,641 --> 00:27:36,541
I sent him home, sent everyone home.
450
00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:39,128
I kinda wanted to be alone with you.
451
00:27:39,164 --> 00:27:41,477
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:27:41,512 --> 00:27:43,399
Now, give me your "O" face.
453
00:27:43,434 --> 00:27:44,901
What?
454
00:27:45,737 --> 00:27:48,004
Come on. Don't be shy.
455
00:27:50,175 --> 00:27:53,477
Ah. Yeah, that's it. And, uh...
456
00:27:54,144 --> 00:27:56,264
And grab your crotch, too,
like you're a real bad-ass.
457
00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:58,914
That's it!
458
00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:04,052
Oh, okay. That's a way to do it.
459
00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,830
This doesn't really seem like
something that would be on your site.
460
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,626
Well, I'm starting a new line.
I call it "Douchebag."
461
00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,630
Hey, Randy, what do you
know about statutory rape?
462
00:28:17,968 --> 00:28:19,701
I-I... Say what?
463
00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:23,471
Kristen, the girl you fucked
in the tree house...
464
00:28:24,753 --> 00:28:26,802
she's 17 years old.
465
00:28:27,544 --> 00:28:29,744
Yeah, well, props to her.
466
00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:32,513
I'm still on the rape thing though?
467
00:28:32,549 --> 00:28:37,918
Well, you see, when a 26-year-old
man fucks a 17-year-old girl,
468
00:28:37,954 --> 00:28:39,687
that is statutory rape.
469
00:28:40,247 --> 00:28:42,890
Yo, man, I don't know
what you're talking about.
470
00:28:42,925 --> 00:28:45,559
- She seemed into it.
- You're not making it better, Randy.
471
00:28:45,594 --> 00:28:48,462
- She was wearing a horse head!
- Did you know she's my sister?
472
00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:49,930
- Oh fuck me.
- Yeah.
473
00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:51,846
- Yo, Ashley, I... Come on, I never...
- No, no.
474
00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:55,439
- Ashley, if I would've known...
- No. I need... you...
475
00:28:56,144 --> 00:28:57,338
to repeat after me.
476
00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:59,839
"I, Randy Butler...
477
00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:02,776
am guilty of statutory rape."
478
00:29:04,246 --> 00:29:06,246
Wait. Are you recording all this?
479
00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:08,126
Say it.
480
00:29:12,187 --> 00:29:13,787
That is literally...
481
00:29:13,822 --> 00:29:15,454
the only thing that will keep me
482
00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:17,522
from calling the cops right now.
483
00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:24,229
I, Randy Butler, am
guilty of statutory rape.
484
00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:28,167
You go near my sister again...
485
00:29:28,202 --> 00:29:29,935
and this goes viral.
486
00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,380
Karina, we're done here.
487
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,842
- Did we catch our predator?
- We did.
488
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,614
Randy, this chlamydia card is yours.
489
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:46,217
And you can step your janky ass out now.
490
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,420
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
491
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,426
Chop-chop, Randy.
492
00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:01,199
Seriously, we all value
you as allies, okay?
493
00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:05,336
But especially today, POCs
need this space to ourselves,
494
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,771
so we can safely articulate how we feel
495
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,172
about the hate crime at our school.
496
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,541
But how does being exclusionary...
497
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,042
Why is this even a debate?
498
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,377
Can we get a minute or what?
499
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,847
"The Polk Academy chapter
of United in Diversity
500
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:19,316
"invites everyone
to its inaugural meeting
501
00:30:19,352 --> 00:30:21,585
to discuss the recent hate crime here."
502
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:23,053
You're still white.
503
00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:24,687
This is for diverse people.
504
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,403
I don't think you're
using "diverse" right.
505
00:30:26,438 --> 00:30:28,398
I mean, "diverse" is all
of us together, isn't it?
506
00:30:28,422 --> 00:30:30,327
This some "all lives matter" bullshit.
507
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,594
Let's just go.
508
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,567
Look, I just wanted
to be a part of helping,
509
00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:40,636
because this affects me too.
510
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,039
I mean, this is why it always
sucks around here, by the way.
511
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,242
We're on the same side...
512
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:49,445
but we can't have
all good things all the time
513
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,647
for everybody with zero compromises.
514
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,249
That's impossible.
515
00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:05,928
Monster's gonna take an elevator
down to the ground floor.
516
00:31:05,963 --> 00:31:09,265
Bing!
517
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,400
Bing! I'm gonna take the up elevator.
518
00:31:11,435 --> 00:31:13,334
Bing!
519
00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:14,969
- Down.
- Bing!
520
00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:20,375
I'll jump in the water.
521
00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:24,513
Mmm. Oh.
522
00:31:24,548 --> 00:31:27,949
Isn't it all kinds of beautiful in here?
523
00:31:27,984 --> 00:31:30,651
- Hi, baby!
- Oh, it's a mama monster!
524
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:34,155
Oh! Mwah! Is Uncle Duc
your personal monster?
525
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,889
- Yeah!
- Oh my gosh.
526
00:31:35,914 --> 00:31:37,158
Keep going, Uncle Duc.
527
00:31:37,193 --> 00:31:38,927
- Get her nice and tired.
- Yup!
528
00:31:38,962 --> 00:31:41,529
Oh, I just noticed. There's
three people of color here,
529
00:31:41,564 --> 00:31:43,932
and a white boy cooking.
I like these odds.
530
00:31:43,967 --> 00:31:46,166
- Future of America, right here.
- Take that!
531
00:31:46,201 --> 00:31:50,704
- Take that!
- This looks amazing. Thanks, baby.
532
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:53,340
Not as amazing as you look.
533
00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:57,645
- And up!
- Long day?
534
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,287
This is a funny way to ride a monster.
535
00:32:00,323 --> 00:32:01,457
Nobody's ever ridden me like this before.
536
00:32:01,481 --> 00:32:03,377
You know, if things
work out with Carmen...
537
00:32:03,401 --> 00:32:04,808
- Mm-hmm.
- ...she may not be the
538
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,253
only one riding him tonight.
539
00:32:06,288 --> 00:32:08,521
Ew. You ruined it.
540
00:32:09,024 --> 00:32:10,657
Seriously, that doesn't even make sense.
541
00:32:10,692 --> 00:32:13,726
Scared me. Oh!
542
00:32:13,762 --> 00:32:16,563
I'm gonna go change into something
I can actually spill wine on.
543
00:32:17,905 --> 00:32:20,405
Mmm. Yes.
544
00:32:32,347 --> 00:32:34,814
Wow.
545
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,449
You weren't kidding around.
546
00:32:41,322 --> 00:32:43,422
Be right back.
547
00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:07,980
I'm, uh, I'm out...
548
00:33:08,015 --> 00:33:10,815
of the magic pills.
549
00:33:16,223 --> 00:33:17,889
Fine.
550
00:33:17,924 --> 00:33:19,572
We'll just watch TV.
551
00:33:19,607 --> 00:33:22,693
...dissatisfaction
with the current administration's...
552
00:33:22,729 --> 00:33:26,296
No. Fuck TV.
553
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,599
What else are we gonna do?
554
00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:32,102
We have to be doing something?
Can't we just...
555
00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:34,884
Just what?
556
00:33:34,908 --> 00:33:38,308
I don't know. Just... just be... here...
557
00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:41,345
together, for fuck's sake...
558
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,948
without a goal, without a plan.
559
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,283
Greg, please!
560
00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:49,786
- Don't seminar me right now.
- Hey. I... listen.
561
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:51,788
Honey, I'm serious.
562
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:56,026
When was the last time that we just...
563
00:33:57,075 --> 00:33:59,842
were... with each other...
564
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,198
and that was enough?
565
00:34:04,489 --> 00:34:05,922
I miss that.
566
00:34:09,374 --> 00:34:11,107
Me too.
567
00:34:13,511 --> 00:34:15,744
- Carmen.
- Ashley.
568
00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:18,481
Mmm! It's so good to see you again.
569
00:34:23,921 --> 00:34:26,489
Oh! Can't wait to try this.
570
00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:29,125
You always bring the best wine.
571
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,304
Who's the hugger?
572
00:34:30,339 --> 00:34:33,028
Oh. Carmen consults for the team.
573
00:34:33,064 --> 00:34:35,397
Great. Another consultant.
What does she consult?
574
00:34:35,432 --> 00:34:38,533
- Carmen!
- Hi.
575
00:34:38,569 --> 00:34:41,536
Good to see you.
576
00:34:41,572 --> 00:34:45,273
Uh, Duc, this is Carmen. Carmen,
this is my brother-in-law, Duc.
577
00:34:45,309 --> 00:34:47,429
- Duc, we met at the wedding.
- It's good to meet you.
578
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,019
We met at the wedding. Right, of course.
Yeah.
579
00:34:52,749 --> 00:34:55,383
Oh, Carmen, would you mind
helping me with the sprouts?
580
00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:57,285
Yeah. They're almost done,
581
00:34:57,321 --> 00:35:00,122
and I... I just love the way
you season them.
582
00:35:00,157 --> 00:35:02,257
Definitely, yeah.
583
00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:03,812
It wasn't my idea, I swear.
584
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:06,494
Yeah. Just haven't figured out
which one I'll kill first
585
00:35:06,529 --> 00:35:07,729
and which one I'll make watch.
586
00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:10,164
Okay, Carmen is a friend of ours,
587
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:12,199
so even if you don't
wanna have sex with her,
588
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,902
just don't fuck up dinner, okay?
589
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,938
That's good.
590
00:35:35,158 --> 00:35:37,557
Why don't you guys go ahead?
591
00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:40,093
I'll catch up with you later
at the hotel for the reception.
592
00:35:40,129 --> 00:35:42,963
Farid, don't do this.
593
00:35:42,998 --> 00:35:45,799
You agreed to come.
You put on your best suit.
594
00:35:47,988 --> 00:35:49,454
I can't do this.
595
00:35:51,273 --> 00:35:52,773
Navid, give us a minute, huh?
596
00:35:53,808 --> 00:35:55,241
Take as many as you like.
597
00:35:58,713 --> 00:36:01,981
Farid, it's a wedding.
598
00:36:11,859 --> 00:36:13,759
I'll pick you up later.
599
00:36:17,431 --> 00:36:19,398
I'm worried about you.
600
00:37:22,394 --> 00:37:24,962
- So, Henry...
- Yeah?
601
00:37:24,997 --> 00:37:27,097
...how is selling coffee at a laundromat
602
00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:30,267
provide opportunities
for professional growth
603
00:37:30,302 --> 00:37:33,836
as well as a sustainable income
for years to come?
604
00:37:33,872 --> 00:37:35,051
Duc.
605
00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:36,506
It's a good question.
606
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,040
Wow. I mean, years.
607
00:37:38,076 --> 00:37:39,542
He means, what's your plan?
608
00:37:39,578 --> 00:37:41,023
No, I don't have a plan.
609
00:37:41,546 --> 00:37:43,913
Life's got to have a plan, right? Yup.
610
00:37:45,884 --> 00:37:48,752
What I mean to say is,
611
00:37:48,787 --> 00:37:52,288
I've never made a plan that
went the way I planned it.
612
00:37:52,323 --> 00:37:54,791
And people tell you,
"Well, it's your fault
613
00:37:54,826 --> 00:37:56,926
for not sticking with the plan, but"...
614
00:37:56,961 --> 00:37:59,290
- Maybe the plan is the problem.
- Exactly.
615
00:37:59,325 --> 00:38:01,230
- Mmm.
- It is?
616
00:38:01,266 --> 00:38:03,399
Yeah. Fuck plans!
617
00:38:03,434 --> 00:38:05,134
In the face.
618
00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:07,936
Mmm. Duc, he's a life coach.
619
00:38:07,971 --> 00:38:10,406
Mmm, motivational architect, actually.
620
00:38:10,441 --> 00:38:12,775
Ooh. Sounds so scientific.
621
00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:15,177
You know, Ramon may not
think he has a plan...
622
00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,546
Let's all say "plan" one more time.
623
00:38:17,581 --> 00:38:20,649
...but he's going to change the
future of video game design,
624
00:38:20,685 --> 00:38:24,119
and that kind of talent might be
really hard for you to keep up with.
625
00:38:24,154 --> 00:38:25,353
- Ashley.
- Hmm?
626
00:38:25,388 --> 00:38:27,322
He's going to have to work, though.
627
00:38:27,357 --> 00:38:28,723
Talent just gets you in the room.
628
00:38:28,758 --> 00:38:30,558
Can you say that again, please?
629
00:38:30,593 --> 00:38:33,161
I'm actually writing a book
about uber-extra siblings
630
00:38:33,197 --> 00:38:34,762
who are incredibly condescending
631
00:38:34,798 --> 00:38:36,918
and yet have no idea
what they're talking about, so...
632
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:40,100
Boatwrights at the table,
your control freak is showing.
633
00:38:40,136 --> 00:38:42,002
- Well, speaking of keeping up...
- Mm-hmm.
634
00:38:42,038 --> 00:38:44,071
...did you guys know
that Ramon was just selected
635
00:38:44,106 --> 00:38:47,375
as one of two finalists
to represent his university
636
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,477
as the Portland Game Expo.
637
00:38:49,512 --> 00:38:51,056
- That's amazing, Ramon.
- No shit.
638
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,920
- That's what I'm talking about, bro.
- Really?
639
00:38:52,944 --> 00:38:54,224
- What? It's amazing.
- Yes!
640
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,216
This is your moment.
641
00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:57,184
This is life offering you an opportunity
642
00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:58,752
to actualize your best self.
643
00:38:58,787 --> 00:39:01,088
Yeah. That sounds way too intense, Duc.
644
00:39:01,123 --> 00:39:03,190
Maybe this is not
about Ramon's best self.
645
00:39:03,226 --> 00:39:07,629
Maybe it's just a continuing
journey of successes and failures.
646
00:39:07,664 --> 00:39:09,167
You see? That I can handle.
647
00:39:09,202 --> 00:39:12,866
Okay. You've known my
brother for a minute and a half...
648
00:39:12,901 --> 00:39:16,403
Well, uh, a little context.
Carmen is an intuitive.
649
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:18,804
Like a Jedi.
650
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,607
Yeah. Sort of like a Jedi.
651
00:39:21,642 --> 00:39:23,041
You mean like a psychic?
652
00:39:23,077 --> 00:39:26,078
- Uh, no, not...
- Oh. I'm... I'm sorry.
653
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:28,981
Did... Was that a bad word?
Now did I offend you?
654
00:39:30,171 --> 00:39:31,503
Of course not.
655
00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:38,456
What's your game about, Ramon?
656
00:39:38,492 --> 00:39:40,993
Well, um...
657
00:39:43,563 --> 00:39:46,298
It's not about anything, really.
It's, um...
658
00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:48,646
more of an experience.
659
00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:53,971
It's how we perceive impossibility.
660
00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:59,511
How sometimes you have to go backwards
661
00:39:59,546 --> 00:40:01,788
to go forward, or...
662
00:40:02,549 --> 00:40:06,150
make a choice to fall
in order to rise back up...
663
00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:07,818
stronger, better.
664
00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:13,824
I just... wanted to create
a journey about what's...
665
00:40:13,859 --> 00:40:16,961
in the player more
than what's in the game.
666
00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:19,963
I love that.
667
00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:21,498
Me too.
668
00:40:21,534 --> 00:40:23,901
- I don't get it.
- It's all right.
669
00:40:23,936 --> 00:40:25,869
Nobody gets everything.
670
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:30,607
Your way works for some people,
it doesn't work for others,
671
00:40:30,643 --> 00:40:31,803
just like everything in life.
672
00:40:33,011 --> 00:40:36,680
Well, that suspiciously
sounds like relativism,
673
00:40:36,715 --> 00:40:39,082
and the war on truth continues.
674
00:40:39,117 --> 00:40:41,317
The truth is
675
00:40:41,353 --> 00:40:45,155
one can have a great life without
pretending to be invincible to the world.
676
00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:47,090
I'm not pretending.
677
00:40:52,931 --> 00:40:55,031
This cap is fucked up.
678
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,775
Hey, there. How can I help you?
679
00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,944
Oh yeah, hi. Um...
680
00:41:07,979 --> 00:41:09,879
I'm, uh...
681
00:41:09,914 --> 00:41:14,883
I'm, uh, I'm looking for a strain
that treats, I suppose, anxiety.
682
00:41:14,918 --> 00:41:17,252
Okay. What kind of anxiety?
683
00:41:19,023 --> 00:41:21,323
- Religious.
- Oh God.
684
00:41:21,359 --> 00:41:22,791
- That's the worst kind.
- Mm-hmm.
685
00:41:22,826 --> 00:41:25,760
Okay. So for anxiety, stress, depression,
686
00:41:25,796 --> 00:41:27,896
you're gonna want to go with Sour Diesel.
687
00:41:27,931 --> 00:41:29,598
Smells like diesel.
688
00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:31,199
Okay. Cool.
689
00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:33,101
All right. I'll... I'll take that.
690
00:41:33,136 --> 00:41:35,069
Do you have them pre-rolled?
Pre-rolled, sure.
691
00:41:35,105 --> 00:41:37,171
That'll be six bucks,
and I need to see some ID.
692
00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:38,272
Sure.
693
00:41:41,578 --> 00:41:42,644
Here you go.
694
00:41:44,751 --> 00:41:47,615
"Farid Shokrani." What's that?
695
00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:50,051
- What's what?
- Where are you from?
696
00:41:50,086 --> 00:41:51,886
Uh, Portland.
697
00:41:51,921 --> 00:41:53,754
No, I mean, where are you actually from?
698
00:41:55,291 --> 00:41:56,757
Where are you actually from?
699
00:41:58,361 --> 00:41:59,494
Exactly.
700
00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:02,397
I'll take that weed now.
701
00:42:16,979 --> 00:42:18,612
Mijo!
702
00:42:19,581 --> 00:42:20,847
Mijo!
703
00:42:25,754 --> 00:42:27,087
Mijo!
704
00:42:33,362 --> 00:42:35,728
Oh! Aah!
705
00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:39,131
You've always been a masochist
when it comes to massages.
706
00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:41,434
You've always been a fucking sadist.
707
00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:42,869
We're a match made in hell.
708
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:44,571
Oh!
709
00:42:49,544 --> 00:42:51,878
Ah. Tell me about your day.
710
00:42:53,414 --> 00:42:58,451
Oh. I really don't want to think
about it right now. Is that okay?
711
00:42:58,486 --> 00:42:59,452
Of course.
712
00:42:59,487 --> 00:43:01,720
But you can tell me
what's happening with you.
713
00:43:02,656 --> 00:43:04,123
I've been so focused on Ramon,
714
00:43:04,158 --> 00:43:06,892
we never got a chance
to talk about your...
715
00:43:06,927 --> 00:43:09,962
- speech on your birthday.
- Mmm.
716
00:43:11,364 --> 00:43:13,331
- Maybe that's a good thing.
- Greg.
717
00:43:14,501 --> 00:43:18,436
There's nothing shameful
in admitting you're depressed.
718
00:43:18,472 --> 00:43:20,305
It's not depression.
719
00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,533
It's existential.
720
00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:28,679
- It's grief.
- Over?
721
00:43:31,390 --> 00:43:32,489
Life.
722
00:43:36,689 --> 00:43:37,722
I...
723
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,392
I feel like...
724
00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:46,230
it just went by so fucking fast...
725
00:43:52,038 --> 00:43:54,404
that everything's over now.
726
00:43:56,109 --> 00:43:59,876
Us. Our kids. The world.
727
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,939
Oh. It's not over.
728
00:44:05,217 --> 00:44:07,751
Well, a big chunk of it is.
729
00:44:09,588 --> 00:44:10,720
You know?
730
00:44:12,324 --> 00:44:14,491
Where I really felt
like I was part of it,
731
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,059
and it was part of me?
732
00:44:18,163 --> 00:44:19,763
It's gone, you know?
733
00:44:21,967 --> 00:44:24,300
I... I guess I haven't really...
734
00:44:25,637 --> 00:44:27,403
figured out yet how...
735
00:44:28,339 --> 00:44:30,206
to be old.
736
00:44:32,743 --> 00:44:34,177
And I feel so irrelevant.
737
00:44:34,212 --> 00:44:37,647
Honey, practice what you've preached...
738
00:44:37,682 --> 00:44:39,615
your whole life.
739
00:44:39,651 --> 00:44:41,984
Over a million copies sold.
740
00:44:42,833 --> 00:44:46,235
Be... here... now.
741
00:44:49,126 --> 00:44:50,325
Forget the past.
742
00:44:51,295 --> 00:44:53,162
Don't worry about the future.
743
00:44:55,299 --> 00:44:56,999
It is a hell of a lot easier
744
00:44:57,034 --> 00:44:59,702
to make that argument
when you're 25 years old.
745
00:45:08,212 --> 00:45:09,377
You are beautiful.
746
00:45:09,413 --> 00:45:10,745
Shut up.
747
00:45:12,482 --> 00:45:14,583
You're so beautiful.
748
00:45:14,618 --> 00:45:15,650
Mmm.
749
00:45:19,489 --> 00:45:23,290
I used to walk down the street
and get catcalled so much.
750
00:45:24,493 --> 00:45:26,527
I'd think I was going to be assaulted.
751
00:45:27,964 --> 00:45:29,964
I'd never thought I'd miss that.
752
00:45:29,999 --> 00:45:31,733
You want to be assaulted?
753
00:45:31,768 --> 00:45:32,800
No.
754
00:45:33,669 --> 00:45:35,603
But I do want to be wanted.
755
00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:39,473
Greg.
756
00:45:40,242 --> 00:45:41,308
I still...
757
00:45:42,417 --> 00:45:44,150
need you to want me.
758
00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:46,906
I want you.
759
00:45:48,317 --> 00:45:50,217
I still need you to want me.
760
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:33,192
Oh my God.
761
00:46:49,777 --> 00:46:51,610
- Why are you stopping?
- Um...
762
00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,046
Apparently the, uh...
763
00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:59,618
the need for my little magic pill
764
00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:02,821
is... no longer necessary.
765
00:47:07,794 --> 00:47:10,061
What are we waiting for?
766
00:47:10,096 --> 00:47:11,963
Uh, there we go.
767
00:47:16,569 --> 00:47:18,502
Yeah.
768
00:47:39,258 --> 00:47:41,624
Damn. That's...
769
00:47:59,578 --> 00:48:02,078
I, Randy Butler, am guilty
of statutory rape.
770
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,881
Come on.
771
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,996
- You know, I have some skill...
- Oh my God.
772
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,552
Look, um...
773
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:49,991
I am so sorry about that
family meeting thing.
774
00:48:50,027 --> 00:48:52,327
I know that that really sucked for you.
775
00:48:52,362 --> 00:48:54,495
It's just Mom being Mom.
776
00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:57,364
She's scared. I get it, but...
777
00:48:59,402 --> 00:49:00,402
I'm good.
778
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,570
- Mmm.
- I am.
779
00:49:04,841 --> 00:49:06,674
Good.
780
00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:08,175
Mmm.
781
00:49:09,712 --> 00:49:11,879
You know I'm here for you
when you need me.
782
00:49:12,792 --> 00:49:13,792
Anytime.
783
00:49:14,799 --> 00:49:16,200
That... I... that's dishonest.
784
00:49:16,224 --> 00:49:18,318
I am judging you harshly.
785
00:49:18,353 --> 00:49:20,019
I know.
786
00:49:21,856 --> 00:49:23,156
I love you.
787
00:49:23,191 --> 00:49:25,858
I really hope your boss
does not find that shit out.
788
00:49:25,893 --> 00:49:27,660
Oh, me neither. Me neither.
789
00:49:27,695 --> 00:49:29,929
Hey, uh, Ramon?
790
00:49:29,965 --> 00:49:34,167
Your boy Henry here has been using his
boss's Lyft account for over a year.
791
00:49:34,202 --> 00:49:35,568
Ex-boss.
- Has he?
792
00:49:35,603 --> 00:49:37,803
Uh-huh. And that is the tax on stupidity.
793
00:49:37,839 --> 00:49:42,074
All right. Well, as much as we
would like to party forever,
794
00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:43,776
you and I, Henry, gotta bounce.
795
00:49:43,811 --> 00:49:46,091
Oh, we gotta bounce. All
right, thanks, guys. Yeah.
796
00:49:46,115 --> 00:49:48,488
Dudes, no! No, no, no, no. Look,
we're just getting started.
797
00:49:48,512 --> 00:49:50,152
I've got... I've got Yahtzee.
798
00:49:50,176 --> 00:49:50,984
I've got Uno.
799
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:54,353
Oh! We've got Yahtzee!
800
00:49:54,388 --> 00:49:57,489
- Shut up. Shut up.
- I really had a blast.
801
00:49:57,524 --> 00:49:59,424
It was lovely meeting everyone.
802
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:00,758
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
803
00:50:00,794 --> 00:50:03,061
You're so welcome.
804
00:50:03,097 --> 00:50:05,864
It was great meeting you, Carmen.
805
00:50:05,899 --> 00:50:07,665
Hey, do you mind if I ask you a question?
806
00:50:07,701 --> 00:50:09,100
It's kind of personal.
807
00:50:09,135 --> 00:50:10,401
- Yeah, of course.
- Okay.
808
00:50:16,610 --> 00:50:18,576
- So, um...
- Mm-hmm?
809
00:50:18,612 --> 00:50:21,345
You're... perceptive...
810
00:50:21,381 --> 00:50:25,716
about... energy and...
and stuff like that, right?
811
00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:27,018
Sometimes, yeah.
812
00:50:27,053 --> 00:50:29,920
Do you pick up on anything about me?
813
00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:33,590
Not anything I can tell you
without knowing you
814
00:50:33,626 --> 00:50:35,666
a little bit better and
spending some time with you.
815
00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:38,424
Anything about, maybe, the number 11:11?
816
00:50:42,034 --> 00:50:43,233
Not really.
817
00:50:44,737 --> 00:50:47,237
How about you get my contact
info from your sister
818
00:50:47,272 --> 00:50:49,372
- and we'll make an appointment?
- Cool.
819
00:50:49,408 --> 00:50:51,048
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
820
00:50:51,076 --> 00:50:52,976
- Okay. Of course.
- Thank you.
821
00:50:53,012 --> 00:50:55,278
- Thank you so... oh!
- Absolutely.
822
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,380
Hey, you guys want some leftovers?
823
00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:58,881
- Yes. Yes.
- Yeah?
824
00:50:58,917 --> 00:51:00,683
Ramon, don't fuck this up.
825
00:51:00,718 --> 00:51:02,685
Don't fuck this up, Ramon. Oh.
826
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,487
That was a good shot. Good shot.
827
00:51:04,523 --> 00:51:06,222
Sucker-punched.
828
00:51:06,258 --> 00:51:08,458
Here. Yeah. All right.
829
00:51:08,493 --> 00:51:10,693
- That's for you.
- Take whatever you want.
830
00:51:10,728 --> 00:51:13,996
Ah. Your card. Really?
831
00:51:14,032 --> 00:51:16,632
- Well, just in case, you know.
- Just in case what?
832
00:51:16,668 --> 00:51:18,935
I need you to motivate my architecture?
833
00:51:18,970 --> 00:51:22,004
And this is where you give me your card.
834
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,541
- Yeah, I don't have any cards.
- Of course you don't.
835
00:51:25,577 --> 00:51:28,611
Yeah. This is dinner, not a TED talk.
836
00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:32,341
Hold on.
837
00:51:32,483 --> 00:51:36,452
Aha! You're in luck.
838
00:51:36,487 --> 00:51:40,855
Whoa. This is ancient, but it is me, yup.
839
00:51:41,758 --> 00:51:43,658
Here. Give me a shout sometime.
840
00:51:44,995 --> 00:51:49,731
Uh, well, um, we can hug if you want.
841
00:51:49,766 --> 00:51:53,101
I'm... I'm just...
you know, I'm just saying.
842
00:51:53,136 --> 00:51:56,671
I'm not like ideologically
opposed to hugging,
843
00:51:56,707 --> 00:51:59,774
- so, okay, I'm officially being weird.
- You're not weird.
844
00:52:01,111 --> 00:52:02,844
Nobody is.
845
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,914
Well, just put it in...
846
00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:08,469
put it in the box.
847
00:52:08,493 --> 00:52:10,293
At least... What?
848
00:52:14,122 --> 00:52:15,355
It's okay, Duc.
849
00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,311
I like you.
850
00:53:14,382 --> 00:53:15,481
You came?
851
00:53:17,017 --> 00:53:19,418
Hey. I did.
852
00:53:21,088 --> 00:53:24,156
Imam Chuck, this is my husband,
Dr. Shokrani.
853
00:53:24,192 --> 00:53:25,757
He actually exists.
854
00:53:28,495 --> 00:53:31,596
Imam Chuck?
855
00:53:31,631 --> 00:53:34,499
- It's Charles... Demers.
- We call him Chuck.
856
00:53:34,534 --> 00:53:37,468
Oh, Demers. That's French, isn't it?
857
00:53:37,504 --> 00:53:39,204
You don't look French.
858
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:41,873
I'm Acadian, from the South,
859
00:53:41,909 --> 00:53:43,749
so the French is in there somewhere.
860
00:53:43,773 --> 00:53:46,511
Well, we can thank European
colonialism for that, can't we?
861
00:53:46,546 --> 00:53:49,146
Yes, we can.
862
00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:51,216
I told Layla earlier I would love to have
863
00:53:51,251 --> 00:53:53,284
you both over for iftar dinner.
864
00:53:54,688 --> 00:53:57,388
Well, yes, definitely. We would love to.
865
00:53:59,258 --> 00:54:00,324
Fantastic.
866
00:54:00,359 --> 00:54:02,059
Uh, where's my son?
867
00:54:02,095 --> 00:54:03,660
- Oh.
- Oh, he's been...
868
00:54:04,731 --> 00:54:07,631
He's been dancing up
a storm for the last hour.
869
00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:08,766
You should join them.
870
00:54:08,801 --> 00:54:11,501
I think I might go and stuff
my face at the buffet.
871
00:54:18,477 --> 00:54:20,110
I'm so sorry.
872
00:55:05,589 --> 00:55:07,956
They seemed impressed by you.
873
00:55:07,992 --> 00:55:12,261
Yeah. I think they
were definitely charmed by me.
874
00:55:12,296 --> 00:55:15,164
If you don't say so yourself.
875
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:18,167
Oh... shit. Before I forget.
876
00:55:21,238 --> 00:55:23,772
- Key.
- Oh.
877
00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:29,377
You know what?
878
00:55:30,314 --> 00:55:32,614
Here. Keep it.
879
00:55:35,251 --> 00:55:36,785
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.
880
00:55:38,354 --> 00:55:39,420
Come on.
881
00:55:41,057 --> 00:55:42,356
I like having you here.
882
00:55:43,626 --> 00:55:44,859
I like being here.
883
00:55:56,372 --> 00:56:00,474
You made me really... happy tonight.
884
00:56:01,577 --> 00:56:03,744
Want to make you happy every night.
885
00:56:12,254 --> 00:56:14,054
What would I do without you?
886
00:57:10,297 --> 00:57:12,297
_
887
00:57:12,344 --> 00:57:15,421
_
888
00:57:49,438 --> 00:57:57,516
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