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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:02,585 Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"... 2 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:05,311 I'm on to you, sneaking booze in your water bottle. 3 00:00:05,336 --> 00:00:06,680 Ethan, get over here. Drink this. 4 00:00:06,704 --> 00:00:08,503 - It's water. - Thanks. 5 00:00:08,539 --> 00:00:10,572 And thank you, Jo, for the vote of confidence. 6 00:00:12,961 --> 00:00:14,132 Have you been drinking, ma'am? 7 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:16,273 Okay, relax. I'm on a bike. 8 00:00:16,298 --> 00:00:18,275 I'm gonna have to ask you to take a breathalyzer test. 9 00:00:19,157 --> 00:00:20,824 - I'm Phoebe. - Gemma. 10 00:00:20,849 --> 00:00:22,046 Gemma Tucker? 11 00:00:22,117 --> 00:00:24,317 I know that you are freaked out about money. 12 00:00:24,353 --> 00:00:26,357 - What's your point? - You don't need Gemma. 13 00:00:26,382 --> 00:00:27,988 You just think you do. 14 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:29,767 Hey, weren't you supposed to be on a chopper? 15 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:30,857 _ 16 00:00:30,892 --> 00:00:32,328 Gemma wants to meet me in L.A. 17 00:00:32,353 --> 00:00:33,486 I have it. 18 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,606 You should write a romance novel. 19 00:00:35,631 --> 00:00:37,030 As in soft porn? 20 00:00:37,065 --> 00:00:39,332 You have had a lot of sex. 21 00:00:39,726 --> 00:00:41,601 Make that legwork count. 22 00:00:41,637 --> 00:00:44,193 Why is the coach so tightly wound? 23 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,740 He's going through some divorce stuff. 24 00:00:46,775 --> 00:00:48,208 He's a mess. 25 00:00:48,243 --> 00:00:50,210 Just seems like baseball's all hard lines. 26 00:00:50,245 --> 00:00:52,012 There's a line in here, too. 27 00:00:52,047 --> 00:00:53,113 We can't... 28 00:00:53,148 --> 00:00:54,414 Cross the line. 29 00:01:01,981 --> 00:01:06,083 _ 30 00:01:20,575 --> 00:01:22,409 - Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Why? 31 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,155 If we don't stop now, we're not gonna stop. 32 00:01:30,852 --> 00:01:32,719 - Superstitions are the worst. - Oh, my God. 33 00:01:32,754 --> 00:01:34,065 - What was I thinking? - I don't know. 34 00:01:34,089 --> 00:01:37,090 It was your idea. Oh, God. 35 00:01:38,827 --> 00:01:41,728 Don't worry, I'll hold the runner at third. 36 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:46,099 Damn, practice. 37 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:48,134 - What? No. - _ 38 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:49,803 Oh, my God. Come back here. 39 00:01:50,093 --> 00:01:52,472 Come back! No, I really gotta go. 40 00:01:53,085 --> 00:01:56,509 That is so unfair. 41 00:01:58,347 --> 00:02:00,187 Yeah, you're fine. 42 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:02,248 This is a problem. 43 00:02:03,952 --> 00:02:05,452 This is fun. 44 00:02:05,487 --> 00:02:07,320 I like keeping secrets with you. 45 00:02:07,356 --> 00:02:09,000 I like a lot of things with you. 46 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:10,937 I, um... 47 00:02:11,844 --> 00:02:13,358 What? 48 00:02:14,148 --> 00:02:15,906 I got used to being unhappy. 49 00:02:16,617 --> 00:02:17,964 I almost forgot. 50 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:21,301 Yeah, well, welcome to the upside of divorce. 51 00:02:21,617 --> 00:02:23,169 Wish I could take you out. 52 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:25,939 Buy you a steak, drink in a fancy glass. 53 00:02:25,974 --> 00:02:27,841 We can't because why? 54 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:29,709 If the team parents find out about us, 55 00:02:30,226 --> 00:02:31,878 I play your kid, they're screaming favorites. 56 00:02:31,913 --> 00:02:33,546 - So boring. - I yell at him, 57 00:02:33,582 --> 00:02:35,615 they think we're fighting amongst each other. 58 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:37,228 - So boring, so boring. - Other kids are teasing him. 59 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:39,484 I know, what happens at Abby's stays at Abby's. 60 00:02:39,721 --> 00:02:41,171 For now. 61 00:02:42,524 --> 00:02:44,057 Okay, well, go. Just go. 62 00:02:44,092 --> 00:02:47,293 Get your beautiful, beautiful butt out of my house. 63 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:50,029 Lilly is gonna pick Charlie up at practice, 64 00:02:50,065 --> 00:02:52,465 and I want to finish this chapter 65 00:02:52,859 --> 00:02:54,787 before I have to go get him. 66 00:02:54,812 --> 00:02:56,202 What's this book about anyway? 67 00:02:56,238 --> 00:02:58,671 Uh, hello, I am not ready to tell you that. 68 00:02:58,707 --> 00:02:59,906 Superstitious. 69 00:03:00,234 --> 00:03:02,742 - Um... I can get it. - Stop it! 70 00:03:02,778 --> 00:03:05,478 - You have inspired me. - I can see that. 71 00:03:05,514 --> 00:03:06,813 Yeah. 72 00:03:07,164 --> 00:03:09,149 - I'll see you at pick-up? - Yeah. 73 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,384 Will you be mean to me again in front of other people? 74 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:12,652 'Cause that's so hot. 75 00:03:12,687 --> 00:03:14,578 Extra mean, promise. 76 00:03:18,359 --> 00:03:20,560 Oh, cold. 77 00:03:21,437 --> 00:03:22,829 So cold. 78 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:26,099 And yet so hot. 79 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:44,097 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 80 00:03:49,531 --> 00:03:51,257 Hey, Z, check it. 81 00:03:51,293 --> 00:03:53,193 I got this crazy burn from the deep fryer. 82 00:03:53,228 --> 00:03:54,694 Kinda looks like Trump, right? 83 00:03:54,914 --> 00:03:57,797 Whoa. That is, like, hot. 84 00:03:58,219 --> 00:04:00,096 - Really? - Oh, uh, no. 85 00:04:00,131 --> 00:04:02,671 I mean, hot because it looks like it hurts. 86 00:04:03,465 --> 00:04:05,062 Maybe it's infected. 87 00:04:05,087 --> 00:04:07,789 I think I have antibiotic ointment in my backpack. 88 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,175 Hey, Jo, you got a minute? 89 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,843 Are you watching this crap? 90 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:16,346 Who flirts with antibacterial goo? 91 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,881 Our daughter has zero game. 92 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:19,949 It's called being shy, 93 00:04:19,985 --> 00:04:21,784 which is nothing you've ever experienced. 94 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:22,864 - No. - So ease up a little. 95 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:23,853 All right. 96 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,355 Anyway, so listen, 97 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,056 I've been going over our books, 98 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,359 and we're not even breaking even 1:00 to 3:00 P.M. 99 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,960 You think I don't know that? 100 00:04:30,996 --> 00:04:32,335 I'm thinking about closing shop during those hours. 101 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,945 Or we host A.A. meetings every afternoon. 102 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,169 A.A. meetings? 103 00:04:36,207 --> 00:04:38,408 Are you drunk now? Hear me out. 104 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,478 There are hundreds of meetings in L.A. every day, 105 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,647 and a lot of them are held in places just like this. 106 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:44,249 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - It's good money. 107 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,257 Because addicts in recovery love two things, 108 00:04:46,282 --> 00:04:47,486 coffee and sugar. 109 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,654 Plus we're in Venice. 110 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,167 Where the addicts outnumber the pigeons, 111 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,757 but, I mean, is it worth it? 112 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,437 All we need is a secretary to lead the meetings. 113 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,029 Oh, sure, I'll order whatever that is right up. 114 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,187 Jo, I'm saying I'll do it. 115 00:05:01,132 --> 00:05:02,773 Okay, yeah. 116 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,669 - Y-yeah? - Yeah. 117 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,875 - Okay. You actually want to? - Yeah. 118 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:09,551 No, I've been thinking about it, 119 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,109 and I need to log some meetings, 120 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,011 and if it's good for me and our business... 121 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,112 My business. 122 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,681 - Your business. - Mm-hmm. 123 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,618 We'll try it out. See if it sucks. 124 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,484 All right, that's the attitude. 125 00:05:24,258 --> 00:05:25,507 Hmm. 126 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:34,199 That loft was amazing. 127 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,967 It's the perfect design for artists. 128 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,802 That's the idea. 129 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,071 We're building more in New York, Chicago, Nashville. 130 00:05:40,656 --> 00:05:42,240 Investor dinner, my place tomorrow night. 131 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,742 You know you're my plus one, right? 132 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,376 - Really? - Absolutely. 133 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,911 To everything, please. 134 00:05:47,062 --> 00:05:49,647 I am so glad we are hanging, lady. 135 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,703 Me, too. 136 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,984 You are the only person in my life 137 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,219 that is not insane. 138 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,445 Thank you. 139 00:05:55,835 --> 00:05:57,222 That's a big deal, 140 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,357 and I need you by my side like whoa. 141 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,757 I wish I had half your ambition. 142 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,529 Honestly, it was a fight and a half to get here. 143 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:07,031 I had a lot of people trying to tear me down. 144 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,702 Uh, this is not the car that we can in just... 145 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,604 My bodyguard took that one home, silly. 146 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,239 My friend Tulah sells vintage cars, 147 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:15,406 so she gave me this. 148 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:16,741 I gotta take it for a spin 149 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,087 so the paparazzi can snap me in it. 150 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,677 Who are you? 151 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,713 - Let's ride. - Oh, my gosh. 152 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,816 Jordan, dinner's ready. 153 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,762 Screens away. 154 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:38,930 And set the table. 155 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,231 I will... 156 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,233 Put food on plates, I got it. 157 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,269 What's that smell? 158 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:46,638 Oh, son of a... 159 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:47,872 Dang it. 160 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,642 The stupid timer is busted again. 161 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,279 Oh, it's fine. 162 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,815 It's all right. I got lots of food. 163 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,440 Plus I made dessert. 164 00:06:58,465 --> 00:07:00,792 I hope you don't think I'm washing all these dishes. 165 00:07:01,979 --> 00:07:03,054 Try that cornbread. 166 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,623 Don't look at it. Try it. 167 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,631 Oh, somebody's got jokes. 168 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,237 It's a little smoky, but I'll live. 169 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:21,906 Hey, honey, how was practice? 170 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,341 I gotta pee, I gotta pee. 171 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,182 Okay. 172 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:32,984 What are you doing over there? 173 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,519 I'm helping. I'm being helpful. 174 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,654 Not normal baseball mom behavior. 175 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,523 No one helps. Don't draw attention. 176 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,124 Okay, good. 177 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,920 I was tired anyway, so... 178 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:47,838 Um, I am still vibrating from earlier. 179 00:07:48,529 --> 00:07:49,634 Vibrations. 180 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,951 So when can we make another time to hang? 181 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,038 I got kids stuff all weekend 182 00:07:54,311 --> 00:07:56,225 and gotta prep for the big game coming up. 183 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,444 Hey, you want us to keep the winning streak going, right? 184 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,845 Yeah. 185 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,280 Whatever you say, Coach. 186 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,887 Heather, you're the one who let him have a third hot dog. 187 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,522 Because Caleb was pigging out, 188 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,658 and you know that Davey does whatever Caleb does. 189 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,071 - I know, they're so cute. - What's so cute? 190 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,372 What are you guys talking about? 191 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,229 - Oh, hi, Abby. - Hi, hi, hi. 192 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,498 Heather's son, Davey, got really sick 193 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:21,833 at the Dodger game the other day. 194 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,067 Oh, no, how mortifying. 195 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,736 Meh, kids get sick. 196 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,738 Happens. - Yeah, well, whatever. 197 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:29,040 I've been there with the public vomiting. 198 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,523 So you guys went to the Dodgers game together? 199 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,748 Like, as a group? 200 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,150 Like, just a few of us. 201 00:08:39,732 --> 00:08:41,419 You know, Ilene's husband has box seats. 202 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,922 - Oh, wow. - He's an agent. 203 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,590 Oh, ugh. 204 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,123 I mean... 205 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,740 You know, Charlie really loves the Dodgers. 206 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,564 So if you're ever going again... 207 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,500 Yeah, we'll... We'll let you know. 208 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,669 The box is kind of in demand. 209 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,237 Yes. 210 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,398 Ladies, tomorrow after practice. 211 00:09:01,423 --> 00:09:02,941 - See you then. - Yes. 212 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,909 - Bye. - Bye. 213 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,345 Okay, go Warriors. 214 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,446 Yes! 215 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,548 The Dodgers? 216 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,016 Box seats. 217 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,618 Please don't take it personally. 218 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,264 - It's just... - I don't. I mean, really, I don't. 219 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,854 I just want Charlie to fit in, so... 220 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,589 No, he's doing great. 221 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,291 The other kids really like him. 222 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,526 - Really? - Really. 223 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,772 Oh, my God, that is so nice to hear. 224 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,062 - Yeah. - Thank you. 225 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,541 - Sure. - Um... 226 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,277 Have I done something to offend them, or... 227 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,134 No, no, no. 228 00:09:30,159 --> 00:09:33,471 It's just this group has been together for a long time, 229 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,441 and parents can be clique-ier than the kids. 230 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,228 You're the new mom on the block. 231 00:09:38,253 --> 00:09:41,053 - Right. - So just give it a beat. 232 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,580 I'm gonna give it a beat. 233 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,282 Oh, maybe three beats. 234 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,717 - Okay. - Okay. 235 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,955 All right, Abby. 236 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,087 - Bye. - I'll see you. 237 00:09:53,611 --> 00:09:55,439 Those moms sound like uppity butt wipes. 238 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:57,845 I don't know, I just want Charlie to... 239 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:59,370 I don't want him to miss out. 240 00:09:59,395 --> 00:10:00,923 You know, I thought I was making progress, but... 241 00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:03,016 - Hey, we love you. - Thank you. 242 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:04,807 And it's so nice to be with my ladies. 243 00:10:05,064 --> 00:10:07,276 I mean, just to have some face time with... 244 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:08,878 - Ha! - Hmm. 245 00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:11,280 At least two of you. 246 00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:14,455 So what's happening with Frumpkis and his business plan? 247 00:10:14,494 --> 00:10:15,877 Wait and see attitude. 248 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,442 A.A. at a bakery is kind of a genius idea. 249 00:10:18,477 --> 00:10:20,410 Which drives me insane. Every time he comes up 250 00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:22,479 with a great idea, I want to punch him in the face. 251 00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:24,559 I know, but it's so good that he's getting his act together. 252 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,417 But the whole... I don't know how he's gonna be open 253 00:10:27,453 --> 00:10:28,719 at a meeting with you there. 254 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:30,621 That just feels a little cozy. 255 00:10:30,656 --> 00:10:32,601 Well, how can I say no? At least he wants to get help. 256 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:35,125 - You've gotta be kidding. - Oh, my God, the two of you. 257 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:37,494 I am literally gonna take those phones away. 258 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:40,531 I'm sorry, just Gemma is telling me the funniest... 259 00:10:40,566 --> 00:10:43,467 - Enough with Gemma! - Gemma! 260 00:10:43,502 --> 00:10:46,036 Wow, do I talk about her that much? 261 00:10:46,071 --> 00:10:47,137 - Yes! - A little bit. 262 00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,772 - Yep. - I'm sorry. 263 00:10:48,808 --> 00:10:51,909 She's just so free and live-in-the-moment and... 264 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,611 - Wow. - Ooh. Okay, I'll cool it. 265 00:10:54,647 --> 00:10:56,124 I'll cool it, I'll cool it on the Gemma situation. 266 00:10:56,148 --> 00:10:58,315 I will join the land of the living 267 00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,917 with this one, Delia, and... 268 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,119 I may have a felony on my record. 269 00:11:02,154 --> 00:11:03,487 - What? - What does that mean? 270 00:11:03,522 --> 00:11:04,855 Wait, I'm confused? 271 00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:05,986 I thought you got nailed for drunk cycling. 272 00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:08,125 Yeah, well, I may have had 273 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,527 another DUI back in college when I got drunk on absinthe 274 00:11:10,563 --> 00:11:12,996 and smashed my boyfriend's car into an orange grove. 275 00:11:13,032 --> 00:11:14,776 You might want to consider those A.A. meetings 276 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,267 - at the bakery. - It was a million years ago, 277 00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,870 and I still graduated summa cum laude. 278 00:11:19,905 --> 00:11:21,672 But two DUl's in the state of California 279 00:11:21,707 --> 00:11:23,051 can mean some really serious jail time. 280 00:11:23,075 --> 00:11:24,942 Um, don't you work at a law firm? 281 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,321 Perhaps someone there could help you. 282 00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:27,978 No, not an option. 283 00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:30,047 I'm still not past the slut shaming. 284 00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:31,893 And anyway, if I took it to one of the partners, 285 00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,483 they would just tear me to shreds. 286 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:36,687 So I found the one lawyer that no one knows. 287 00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:39,289 She's 25. Fresh out of kindergarten. 288 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:40,958 She just never picks up the phone, 289 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,192 and she just texts emojis. 290 00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:44,461 - Oh. - Emojis. 291 00:11:44,673 --> 00:11:45,822 Can I get you anything else? 292 00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:46,861 - Yes. - I got this. 293 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:50,200 Ladies, since you're all crazy bitches, 294 00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:51,735 breakfast is on me today. 295 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,403 - Oh, my God! - Ohh! 296 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:55,138 'Cause mama got a raise. 297 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,174 - What? - Wow! 298 00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:58,587 So enjoy the free eats while you can. 299 00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:00,510 You mean from now on, fancy pants. 300 00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:03,680 Ha ha. No, can't start overspending. 301 00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:05,682 Oh, come on, you can at least buy yourself 302 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,517 - one nice thing. - Yeah. 303 00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:09,820 Yeah, because I deserve it, don't I? 304 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,388 - You do. - Thanks, Phebes. 305 00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:12,901 - Mm-hmm. - _ 306 00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:15,517 Actually, I've been thinking about getting a really nice stove. 307 00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,104 Like, really nice. 308 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:18,528 Like what are you talking about? 309 00:12:18,564 --> 00:12:20,030 Viking. 310 00:12:20,065 --> 00:12:21,899 - Oh. - Yeah, girl! 311 00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:23,834 Thank you for reacting like that. 312 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,602 What is happening? 313 00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:27,170 Um, hello? Hypocrite much? 314 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,172 - Sorry, it's Coach. - Okay. 315 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,576 Oh, I'm back in for this. Details, I need details. 316 00:12:32,611 --> 00:12:35,712 Um, just going most of the way but not all 317 00:12:35,748 --> 00:12:37,781 is ridiculously sexy. 318 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:41,285 Oh, Abby and Mike, a haiku. 319 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,353 Gleeful dry-humping 320 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:47,758 makes all the sisters say huh. 321 00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,559 Just bone already! - Yeah! 322 00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:52,896 No, but that is what makes it so incredible. 323 00:12:52,932 --> 00:12:54,798 I mean, don't you remember foreplay 324 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,633 until you felt like you wanted to explode? 325 00:12:56,669 --> 00:12:58,702 I feel like one of the characters in my book, so... 326 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:01,204 - That is pretty hot. - ETA on the MILF porn? 327 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,740 I'm about to finish a draft and I'm... 328 00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:06,476 It's like tantric writing. 329 00:13:06,512 --> 00:13:10,080 Mike gets me all hot and bothered, 330 00:13:10,115 --> 00:13:13,216 and then the pages just flow out of me. 331 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,218 - Wow. - Wow. 332 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,554 But I am dying for more inspiration. 333 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:21,158 It's just that he can't meet up until post-game Tuesday, 334 00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,726 which is like a lifetime away. 335 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,506 So come up with a reason to see him sooner. 336 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,141 I'm sure there's some kind of baseball thing 337 00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:28,165 that you desperately need him for. 338 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,733 Ooh. 339 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,435 Yeah. 340 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,937 I... I could have people over at my place for the team, 341 00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:36,273 like a party, promote team unity. 342 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:37,808 I could have everybody there, 343 00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:41,645 parents, the kids, the coach. 344 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,815 And maybe I could finally win over those judgmental skanks 345 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:45,927 with my mad hostessing skills. 346 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,451 Oh, seriously sweetie, 347 00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:48,530 why do you care about what those moms think? 348 00:13:48,554 --> 00:13:50,087 Really, I don't, 349 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,466 but my book is set in the baseball world, 350 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,622 the whole travel team thing. 351 00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:54,091 That's what makes it unique, 352 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,326 and so I... I do need the juicy mom stories. 353 00:13:56,362 --> 00:13:58,362 - I need in. - And party bonus. 354 00:13:58,397 --> 00:14:01,164 You get to brush shoulders with your honey. 355 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,766 - Yeah. - You can look at him 356 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,668 from across the room, but no touching. 357 00:14:04,703 --> 00:14:06,636 And he catches you eating a mini quiche. 358 00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,038 Mm. 359 00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:10,540 The egg just lingers on your lips. 360 00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,676 - He wants to go to you. - But he can't. 361 00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:14,055 He wants to lick it off, but no, he can't. 362 00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:15,256 - No. - Sipping on his wine cooler. 363 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,947 - Wine cooler. No. - Restless. 364 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,349 Holding back his urges. Oh, Abby. 365 00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:21,518 This is like the best chapter ever. 366 00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:23,631 - Abby, I have to be invited. - Of course you're invited. 367 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,655 Of course, I would love for you to come. 368 00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:27,357 We would all love for you to be there. 369 00:14:27,393 --> 00:14:29,159 - Who else wants to come? - Um, I can't. 370 00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:31,799 I have a... I gotta go shop for a stove. 371 00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:33,491 Okay, Jo? 372 00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:35,699 I'm waiting to see him in hardcover. 373 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,000 Thank you. 374 00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,869 So wait, where are you headed now? 375 00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:41,304 Gemma's. She bought three more pieces from Damien Fields. 376 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,650 So I'm going to her house to help her figure out 377 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,174 where to hang them. 378 00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:45,842 I can't believe this is actually a job. 379 00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:46,878 Is it though? 380 00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:47,878 Of course. 381 00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:49,546 The more she trusts me, 382 00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:51,192 she more she's gonna take JD's work seriously. 383 00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:53,550 Oh, by the way, I have a kitchen guy for you. 384 00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:54,818 - A kitchen guy? - Uh-huh. 385 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,319 Is that a real thing? 386 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,188 Actually he's a kitchen magician. 387 00:14:58,223 --> 00:14:59,823 I'm just buying a stove, Phoebe. 388 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,358 People do it every day. 389 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,326 I'm gonna go online or go in a store and just... 390 00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:07,431 Babs, trust me, he will find you the stove of your dreams. 391 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:10,348 And then he will install it for you. 392 00:15:10,803 --> 00:15:12,202 Let me just call him. 393 00:15:12,237 --> 00:15:13,548 What kind of price are we talking about? 394 00:15:13,572 --> 00:15:14,916 'Cause I am not the Barefoot Contessa. 395 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,506 He's innovative. He has a vision. 396 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,742 Can I just bring him to your house? 397 00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:20,410 Please say yes, say yes, yes, yes, yes. 398 00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:21,711 - Just say it. - Fine. 399 00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:23,847 - Yes. - Only if he cuts me a deal. 400 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,515 - Okay. - And you promise 401 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,318 - not to say "Gemma." - Done. 402 00:15:29,621 --> 00:15:32,289 Gemma. 403 00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:40,630 Hey, um, I like your shoes. Are they new? 404 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,599 Not really. Yeah, I've had them for a while. 405 00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:46,785 Oh, um, I meant your shirt. I like it. 406 00:15:48,474 --> 00:15:51,541 Zooey, Jade and I are gonna go to the Mosaic Tile House 407 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,054 for a school thing. Do you want to come? 408 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,811 Um, no, I have to study. 409 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:57,581 - Oh, okay. - Hey, I'm Ethan. 410 00:15:57,616 --> 00:16:00,383 Lilly. Hey, is that a tattoo? 411 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,420 No, no, I wish. No, I kinda burned myself. 412 00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:06,423 - It's totally Trump. - Right? 413 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,459 Yeah. I have a scar. 414 00:16:09,495 --> 00:16:12,462 My idiot brother hit me with his bike when I was 11. 415 00:16:12,498 --> 00:16:14,798 - I... I have a... - Oh, wow. 416 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,867 - Yeah. - ... scar. 417 00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,572 Lilly, could you tell your mom that the cake she ordered 418 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,841 for the baseball thing is ready for pickup tomorrow. 419 00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:27,244 Or I could drop it off on my way home, if it's easier. 420 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,778 Okay, yeah, go ahead. 421 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:30,280 Bye. Catch you guys later. 422 00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,184 All right, sweetie, bye. 423 00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:36,019 You okay? 424 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,921 Yeah, I'm fine. 425 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,123 I know that look. 426 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:42,425 You've got the hots for Ethan. 427 00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,395 Is it that obvious? 428 00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:45,929 I'm pathetic. 429 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,797 - No, no. - You are not pathetic. 430 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,000 - You are beautiful and amazing. - Yes, you are, you are. 431 00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:53,436 He's a catch, but you guys are in the friend zone, 432 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,272 so you have to wake him up. 433 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,040 It's okay to be a little aggressive. 434 00:16:57,075 --> 00:16:58,642 Aggressive how? 435 00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:01,444 Well, take this lug over here. 436 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,314 When I was 19, your father was a freaking stud. 437 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:07,017 - It's true, I was smoking. - Mm-hmm, yeah, he had a vibe. 438 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:10,320 Very Tom Cruise in "Risky Business." 439 00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:13,557 Sexy, despite the fact that he's a tiny, tiny man. 440 00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:15,559 Okay, moving right along. 441 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,360 Well, I was tongue-tied around him. 442 00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:18,895 - She was a total weirdo. - Yeah. 443 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,153 What did you do? 444 00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:22,332 - She tricked me. - Mm-hmm. 445 00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:25,402 I was sort of fooling around with a mutual friend of ours. 446 00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,404 Oh, all of NYU was. Sharon. 447 00:17:27,439 --> 00:17:29,005 - She sat on everything. - Eww. 448 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,340 Long story short... 449 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,875 Anyway, I got over my bullshit, 450 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,076 I asked him out, he said yes, 451 00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,078 we had a lovely time. 452 00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:37,832 What I'm saying is Ethan doesn't see you. 453 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:40,223 Be bold. 454 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,369 Okay. Got it. 455 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,193 Mm-hmm. 456 00:17:45,469 --> 00:17:46,752 Bold. 457 00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,192 Bold! 458 00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,164 Warriors! 459 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,899 Warriors! 460 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,767 Ladies. 461 00:17:57,803 --> 00:18:00,203 - Ladies. - Oh, hi, Abby. 462 00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:03,106 So the kids have been working so hard 463 00:18:03,141 --> 00:18:04,441 that I thought it would be great 464 00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:06,076 to have a little fun this weekend. 465 00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:07,777 So, I had an idea. 466 00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:09,691 Mommy, Mommy, I told them all about the party. 467 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,114 They're all coming. All of them. 468 00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:12,215 Wow, okay. 469 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:13,750 That's great. 470 00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:15,430 So that's what I was actually going to say. 471 00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:17,220 I was thinking that, you know, we could have 472 00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:18,633 all the people over at our house, 473 00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:20,724 the whole team, parents, siblings. 474 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,359 Might have been nice to check with us 475 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,361 before you rope in the kids. 476 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,695 Oh. 477 00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,697 That sounds really nice, Abby. 478 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,132 We'll be there. 479 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,101 Yeah, of course, we'll be there, too. 480 00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:32,136 - Okay. - Yeah. 481 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,570 Okay, great, great. 482 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:36,206 I will... tomorrow I will email you the address. 483 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,474 - Sounds good. - Okay. 484 00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,609 All right, bye. 485 00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:40,910 Heard two-eight. 486 00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:42,090 You're throwing a party tomorrow. 487 00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,780 I am, right? 488 00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:46,616 A little fun team activity. A little bonding. 489 00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:50,487 Plus, bonus, you and I get to be in the same room together. 490 00:18:50,522 --> 00:18:51,755 Party. 491 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,029 Yay. 492 00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:57,693 It's a bad idea. 493 00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:02,990 Oh. 494 00:19:03,365 --> 00:19:05,232 Okay, this place is adorable. 495 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,967 Thanks, Phoebles. 496 00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,802 I bought it before I was married. 497 00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,971 Paid for it before Jordan was born. 498 00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:14,174 I've thought about moving, but he's a sentimental kid. 499 00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:18,311 Oh, I love the windows and the light in here. 500 00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,847 I'm obsessed with Nancy Meyers' movies, 501 00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,883 so that's kind of what I'm working towards. 502 00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:25,185 It's come a long way, but I'm not quite there yet. 503 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,821 I cannot wait to dig into this with you, 504 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:30,190 but I have to remember to send before and after pictures 505 00:19:30,225 --> 00:19:31,525 to Gemma because she really... 506 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,418 And strike one. 507 00:19:34,963 --> 00:19:36,763 By the way, your friend is late. 508 00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:38,565 I hate when people are late. 509 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,262 Barbara, just chill. It is rush hour in Los Angeles. 510 00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:44,705 What is that smell? 511 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,573 Are you baking pie? 512 00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:47,874 Maybe. 513 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,711 - Hello? - Oh, we're back here. 514 00:19:50,746 --> 00:19:53,547 No, he did not just walk into my house without knocking. 515 00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:55,382 Just be nice. He's a genius. 516 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,616 Just trust me. 517 00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:58,118 - Hey, Phoebe, my girl. - Hi! 518 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,053 Hello. Mwah, Mwah. 519 00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,521 Thank you for the introduction. 520 00:20:01,557 --> 00:20:04,603 - Of course. - Hey, hey, your place is... 521 00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:06,470 cute. 522 00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:09,439 Gee, thanks. 523 00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:12,232 I'm Darrell. Nice to meet you. 524 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,034 Well, Darrell, 525 00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:15,972 since you took it upon yourself 526 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,674 to enter my home without knocking, 527 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,976 I feel I need to make it clear to you 528 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,445 that this is a shoe-free environment. 529 00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:25,315 So if you would be so kind, off. 530 00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,497 I'm Barbara. 531 00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:40,864 Two-eight's Mom, you suck at this. 532 00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:43,666 Oh, don't you underestimate me, Coach. 533 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,604 Go, go, go, go, go. 534 00:20:47,639 --> 00:20:48,605 Ohh! 535 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,343 I'm so sorry, team. I couldn't close it. 536 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,978 Hey, you put in a good effort. 537 00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:56,813 At least you have a beautiful house. 538 00:20:56,848 --> 00:20:58,715 - Thank you. - Oh, isn't it stunning? 539 00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,016 Who's your decorator? 540 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,362 Actually, I did most of the decorating, 541 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,486 with a little help from Remodelista. 542 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,655 I am gonna get you guys some baseball-tinis. 543 00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:07,157 I will help you. 544 00:21:07,192 --> 00:21:09,058 I am sensing a baseball mom thaw. 545 00:21:09,094 --> 00:21:12,162 I know, and those two cubes were the hardest ones to melt. 546 00:21:12,197 --> 00:21:14,342 I'm so glad you're here. It is so good to have an ally. 547 00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:15,665 It is my pleasure. 548 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,867 And you and that baseball coach... 549 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:18,968 Right? 550 00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:20,303 Serious heat, 551 00:21:20,338 --> 00:21:21,649 during that flip cup thing right there. 552 00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:22,872 He's so competitive. 553 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,874 He loves to win, that guy. 554 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,143 Ah, ah, ah. 555 00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:28,478 Ah. Go have fun. 556 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:29,979 Oh, my God, that's his son, Asher. 557 00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:30,980 It's so cute. 558 00:21:31,016 --> 00:21:32,909 Stupid cute. 559 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,082 Baseball-tini! 560 00:21:35,382 --> 00:21:37,950 That's baseball martini, 561 00:21:38,056 --> 00:21:39,556 if you hadn't figured it out. 562 00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:42,715 Two-eight's Mom, thank you. 563 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,227 Uh, none for me. 564 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,162 I am sober mom today. 565 00:21:46,198 --> 00:21:47,608 Oh, that's right. Thank you, Linda. 566 00:21:47,632 --> 00:21:49,332 No, thank you for hosting. 567 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:50,588 This was a really nice idea. 568 00:21:50,869 --> 00:21:52,735 - You're welcome. - Excuse me. 569 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,705 This was a really nice idea. Huh. 570 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,273 Okay, calm down. 571 00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:58,541 Well, drink up, Coach. 572 00:21:58,577 --> 00:22:00,109 There's more where that came from. 573 00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:01,377 What? 574 00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,301 - Place is pretty packed. - Yeah. 575 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,026 Not bad, Frump. 576 00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:13,026 Okay, I will own it. You win. 577 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:16,867 What can I say, toots? I'm kind of a genius. 578 00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:19,439 - What can you say? - I'm gonna clean up 579 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,232 and then go sell more stuff to drunks. 580 00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:23,466 Do your thing. 581 00:22:23,688 --> 00:22:25,330 Yeah. 582 00:22:26,171 --> 00:22:27,932 I think I'm gonna sit this one out. 583 00:22:28,502 --> 00:22:30,368 I'm just not really feeling it. 584 00:22:31,076 --> 00:22:32,942 - Wow. - Oh, come on, Jo. 585 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,612 Just because I'm not in the mood for one meeting 586 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,631 does not mean I'm going out on a bender. 587 00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:41,251 - Uh-huh. - Okay, will you please stop? 588 00:22:41,286 --> 00:22:43,152 I'll stop when you tell me what gives. 589 00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:44,854 I don't need to explain myself to you. 590 00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:46,122 Is that right? 591 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,124 Yeah, Jo, I'm doing really well. 592 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,626 That's all you need to know. 593 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,761 And here you are giving me bullshit excuses 594 00:22:51,796 --> 00:22:53,441 when you should be out there helping yourself 595 00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,597 like you said you would. 596 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,165 I have been busting my ass here 597 00:22:56,201 --> 00:22:57,567 ever since I got back from rehab. 598 00:22:57,602 --> 00:22:59,302 Since you broke out of rehab! 599 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,184 Would you listen to yourself? 600 00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,017 I'm clean, Jo. I mean, I am really trying. 601 00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:05,853 I'm out there doing the best I can, and you know what? 602 00:23:05,877 --> 00:23:07,288 All I'm getting from you is attitude. 603 00:23:07,312 --> 00:23:08,845 You told me you were supposed to go 604 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,147 to a meeting every single day and get a sponsor. 605 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,463 Forget about the business. We were doing fine without you. 606 00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:15,253 Oh. 607 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,153 Oh, okay. 608 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,666 Well, then yeah, why don't you clean up? 609 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,270 'Cause I'm out of here. 610 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:22,958 Fine, bye. 611 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:33,369 Okay, do you go to every farmer's market in L.A. 612 00:23:33,405 --> 00:23:34,537 and buy out their kale? 613 00:23:34,572 --> 00:23:36,005 Are you a kale hoarder? 614 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,941 Wow, you just love to make fun of me because of my food. 615 00:23:38,977 --> 00:23:40,710 That's, like, your favorite hobby. 616 00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:43,505 Making fun of you about anything is my favorite hobby. 617 00:23:43,838 --> 00:23:46,278 Okay, Coach, you need to get back to your team. 618 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,184 Team's fine. 619 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,986 Well, I am the hostess, 620 00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,365 and I need to get back to my party. 621 00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:52,789 Well, I'm one of your guests, 622 00:23:52,824 --> 00:23:54,762 and I need a few minutes of hosting. 623 00:23:55,193 --> 00:23:56,473 In private. 624 00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:09,539 The laundry room, it's like our specialty. 625 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:12,141 Yeah. 626 00:24:14,012 --> 00:24:15,244 Oh, my God. 627 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,278 - Sorry, I thought this was a bathroom. - It... 628 00:24:21,513 --> 00:24:23,262 This is bad. Really bad. 629 00:24:23,302 --> 00:24:26,394 I'm sure this is not as bad as we think it is. 630 00:24:26,419 --> 00:24:29,777 We had a few drinks, everybody's enjoying the party, 631 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,502 and Linda is a rational human, 632 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:33,083 and she's a parent, and she gets it. 633 00:24:33,108 --> 00:24:35,441 Abby, one of our kids could have walked in. 634 00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:38,317 Oh, shit. 635 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,211 Okay, um, well, 636 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,558 we just need to talk to her and tell her not to say anything... 637 00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,215 Well, it's better it comes from me. 638 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,583 I've known Linda a long time. 639 00:24:46,608 --> 00:24:47,934 I'll handle this. 640 00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:54,176 So as you can see, I have renovated a lot of kitchens. 641 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,489 Al Molina's here. 642 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,342 Jen and Ben's beach house in Kauai. 643 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,367 Look, it's all gorgeous. 644 00:25:01,392 --> 00:25:04,812 But what I'm looking for is six burners, two ovens, 645 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,059 a high place to hang my pots, that's it, at the right price. 646 00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,084 And I hear you, but let's just be clear. 647 00:25:10,404 --> 00:25:13,723 I specialize in things that are high-end. 648 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,747 Products that you just can't go into any store and buy. 649 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,649 And if you look at my portfolio, 650 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:21,552 you see that I install beautiful pieces, 651 00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:24,254 from Italy, uh, France. 652 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,923 More French range, La Cornue, 653 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,758 with a warming drawer at the bottom. 654 00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,393 - That would be so elegant. - She's right. 655 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:31,695 A French range in here would be wonderful. 656 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,997 Uh-huh, but I'm not Julia Child, 657 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,766 and French isn't really my style, so... 658 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:38,402 I know, but Barbara, your kitchen is timeless, 659 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:41,105 and the light in here is so perfect. 660 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,172 Agreed. 661 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,007 The right stove in here 662 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,676 would just elevate the whole room. 663 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,919 But what I'm looking for is something contemporary. 664 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,782 Oh, my God, I have a genius idea. 665 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,750 Let's just rip out the peninsula, 666 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,719 move the sink where the stove is, 667 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,903 and then you make a floating island. 668 00:25:57,928 --> 00:25:59,387 - Right. - And the breakfast... 669 00:25:59,412 --> 00:26:00,161 - Phoebe... - That's beautiful. 670 00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:02,301 Okay, I can handle it from here. 671 00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:05,362 Oh, okay. Uh... 672 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,564 Well, I'm gonna be late anyways 673 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,528 for my investor meeting with Gem... 674 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,073 - I'm not gonna say her name. - Uhuh. 675 00:26:12,098 --> 00:26:13,570 - 'Cause I'm learning. - Mm-hmm. 676 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,439 Okay, well, let me know how it goes. 677 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,307 - Okay. - Bye, Darrell. 678 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,801 Thank you. 679 00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:19,884 See you, Phebes. 680 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:23,817 So going with her or do you want to stay? 681 00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:26,009 Because, I know what I want. 682 00:26:29,751 --> 00:26:31,084 I'm all ears. 683 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,923 Great. 684 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,725 Would you like some pie? 685 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,012 Sure, why not? 686 00:26:39,676 --> 00:26:42,332 Oh, Zooey, hi. 687 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,967 Hello. 688 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,614 Hey, I thought Ethan was gonna bring the cake. 689 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,140 He got busy. Sent me instead. 690 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:55,544 - Do you want to come in? - No, I gotta go. 691 00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,636 And also, I got the impression 692 00:26:57,661 --> 00:26:59,227 that you're really not his type. 693 00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:00,952 FYI. 694 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:05,122 - What? - He likes sportier girls. 695 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,225 Not so... Marilyn, you know? 696 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,284 Anyway, enjoy the cake. 697 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,123 Hey. 698 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,037 Hey. 699 00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:24,590 I, uh... 700 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,756 Will you look at me, please? 701 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,076 I'm sorry. 702 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,585 How you keep your head straight is none of my business. 703 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:36,209 You're really helping out here, 704 00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:39,381 and I should have never said what I said. 705 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,357 You've been trying. 706 00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:46,037 Zooey sees it, I see it, and I'm proud of you. 707 00:27:48,705 --> 00:27:50,271 Thank you. 708 00:27:51,945 --> 00:27:54,078 Yeah. You're welcome. 709 00:27:56,811 --> 00:27:59,378 Kinda killed it, right? 710 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,645 - Really? - Yeah. 711 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,383 I mean, we didn't exactly rob a bank, but yeah, it works. 712 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,503 We should keep it up. 713 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:10,089 The meetings. 714 00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:13,502 Good. Yeah, I agree. 715 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,753 I know our marriage was a shit show. 716 00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,799 But we make a pretty good business team. 717 00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,424 We always have. 718 00:28:23,556 --> 00:28:25,557 So no more fighting, okay? 719 00:28:26,051 --> 00:28:27,250 Okay. 720 00:28:38,898 --> 00:28:40,364 You look exhausted. 721 00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:41,986 - Well, I am. - Go rest. 722 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,287 I'll wait here for Zooey. 723 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,566 When she gets back we'll meet you at home. 724 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:45,722 - You sure? - Sure. 725 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:46,723 Yeah, go. 726 00:28:46,748 --> 00:28:48,018 - Thanks. - Yeah. 727 00:29:08,808 --> 00:29:09,773 How'd it go? 728 00:29:09,809 --> 00:29:11,208 She won't say anything. 729 00:29:11,244 --> 00:29:12,847 Great. 730 00:29:13,579 --> 00:29:15,446 Is that really all you talked about? 731 00:29:15,481 --> 00:29:17,114 We're good. She gave me her word. 732 00:29:17,150 --> 00:29:18,698 Okay. 733 00:29:19,151 --> 00:29:20,918 Everything okay? 734 00:29:20,953 --> 00:29:22,940 Yeah, look, I really need to get Asher home. 735 00:29:22,965 --> 00:29:24,495 So, sorry. 736 00:29:25,091 --> 00:29:26,223 Uh, sure. 737 00:29:26,259 --> 00:29:27,776 - I'll call you. - Okay. 738 00:29:28,954 --> 00:29:31,287 Um, okay. 739 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,445 Hey, let's go. 740 00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:37,268 Bye, Asher. 741 00:29:44,558 --> 00:29:46,128 Mm, damn. 742 00:29:46,206 --> 00:29:48,839 This is probably the best pie I've ever had. 743 00:29:49,105 --> 00:29:50,771 Well, that's very sweet. 744 00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:52,870 And probably true. 745 00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:56,143 Hey, I wanted to apologize for earlier. 746 00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:59,280 You know, Phoebe's my girl, and she can be opinionated, 747 00:29:59,315 --> 00:30:00,854 and when we get together, we go hard... 748 00:30:00,879 --> 00:30:04,292 Look, I know what I want, but I can't splurge. 749 00:30:05,284 --> 00:30:07,121 I'm a single parent, so... 750 00:30:07,156 --> 00:30:09,623 Hey, understood. I'm a single parent myself. 751 00:30:09,659 --> 00:30:10,659 Oh. 752 00:30:10,693 --> 00:30:12,793 My wife died a while ago. 753 00:30:12,829 --> 00:30:14,987 Oh, I'm so sorry. 754 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,424 You know, at this point my daughter's been with me 755 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,716 longer than her mother and I were married. 756 00:30:20,308 --> 00:30:21,535 Look, I'm just saying that 757 00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:24,104 to say that when it comes to sacrifice, 758 00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:25,339 I get it. 759 00:30:25,374 --> 00:30:26,674 Yeah. 760 00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:28,509 And judging by this pie, 761 00:30:28,544 --> 00:30:30,644 you probably cook for your kid a lot. 762 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,213 I do. 763 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,882 I work crazy hours, and it's the only time 764 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:36,650 we get to really spend together, 765 00:30:36,686 --> 00:30:38,891 - so, it's important. - Right. 766 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,023 But... the range model you're looking at is... 767 00:30:43,059 --> 00:30:44,859 It's kind of up there. 768 00:30:44,894 --> 00:30:47,962 So you're not gonna take my business. 769 00:30:47,997 --> 00:30:50,731 Oh, no, I'm definitely gonna take your business. 770 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,969 I think we can come up with some kind of compromise. 771 00:30:54,203 --> 00:30:55,836 Compromise, huh? 772 00:30:55,872 --> 00:30:56,971 Yeah. 773 00:30:57,006 --> 00:30:58,706 Okay. 774 00:31:03,045 --> 00:31:05,212 So which one was the one that walked in? 775 00:31:05,248 --> 00:31:07,399 That one, Linda. 776 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:11,552 Gosh, it was the one mom that I got a friend vibe from, 777 00:31:11,587 --> 00:31:13,020 and now I blew it. I just... 778 00:31:13,055 --> 00:31:14,588 I got so obsessed with my agenda. 779 00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:16,423 I've been trying to keep the sexy train going 780 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,225 and feeding the fantasy for my book. 781 00:31:18,261 --> 00:31:20,694 I just... Really, I just made a big mess. 782 00:31:20,730 --> 00:31:22,207 Well, at least you got some really juicy chapters 783 00:31:22,231 --> 00:31:23,531 for your book. 784 00:31:23,566 --> 00:31:25,110 And what ended up happening with the coach? 785 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,512 - Where'd you guys leave it? - I don't know. 786 00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:27,935 It's awkward and weird, 787 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,571 and his wall just went straight up, so... 788 00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:32,706 Well, for what it's worth, I think he's great. 789 00:31:32,742 --> 00:31:34,742 You barely talked to him. 790 00:31:34,777 --> 00:31:36,243 Yeah, but I caught a vibe. 791 00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:37,711 Something between the two of you. 792 00:31:37,747 --> 00:31:39,914 Something, yeah. I mean, what am I doing? 793 00:31:39,949 --> 00:31:41,348 This is dumb. 794 00:31:41,384 --> 00:31:42,349 Nope. 795 00:31:42,385 --> 00:31:43,551 What, a romance novel? 796 00:31:43,586 --> 00:31:44,718 Am I kidding myself? 797 00:31:44,754 --> 00:31:46,287 No, it is not dumb. 798 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,556 It's gonna be great, because you're writing it. 799 00:31:48,591 --> 00:31:50,135 Thank you. That's why I wanted to set it 800 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:51,425 in baseball world, you know? 801 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,127 Because it felt different. It felt like... 802 00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:57,031 It felt elevated, like this smart woman's romance novel. 803 00:31:57,066 --> 00:31:58,799 - Is that an oxymoron? - Abs, move forward. 804 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,268 - Don't overthink it. - Oh, yeah, too late. 805 00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:03,370 Over-thought and possibly majorly screwed. 806 00:32:03,406 --> 00:32:06,073 So what? Things get screwed. 807 00:32:06,108 --> 00:32:08,024 It doesn't mean they're broken for good. 808 00:32:08,477 --> 00:32:11,141 You seem happy, happier than I've seen in a long time. 809 00:32:12,915 --> 00:32:14,715 I could use some of that. 810 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,795 What are you talking about? You've got your big case. 811 00:32:16,819 --> 00:32:19,086 Oh, please, Ronnie Kline is a nut-job. 812 00:32:19,121 --> 00:32:20,921 All day, every day, 24/7. 813 00:32:20,957 --> 00:32:23,223 But I forge ahead through the madness. 814 00:32:23,259 --> 00:32:24,491 Don't we all. 815 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,627 What is that? 816 00:32:26,662 --> 00:32:28,596 My infant of an attorney. 817 00:32:28,631 --> 00:32:31,966 120 hours of community service. Are you kidding me? 818 00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,901 Oh, sorry. 819 00:32:33,936 --> 00:32:36,003 I mean, on the bright side it's not prison. 820 00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,771 She wants to meet. 821 00:32:37,807 --> 00:32:39,106 I have to go. 822 00:32:39,141 --> 00:32:41,442 Oh, what can I do? How can I help? 823 00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:42,560 I don't know. I'll call you. 824 00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:49,316 I have the French homework, and then there's the essay. 825 00:32:49,352 --> 00:32:51,085 - Uh-huh. - And by the way, 826 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,487 I took your advice, and I'm going to be more bold. 827 00:32:53,522 --> 00:32:55,823 - With Ethan? - Yeah. 828 00:32:55,858 --> 00:32:57,658 So thank you. 829 00:32:57,693 --> 00:32:58,826 Anytime. 830 00:32:58,861 --> 00:33:00,894 Hmm. 831 00:33:03,466 --> 00:33:04,883 Mom! 832 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,393 Dad, wake up! 833 00:33:09,481 --> 00:33:10,546 Robert. 834 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,037 Robert. 835 00:33:12,062 --> 00:33:13,261 Open your eyes. 836 00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,752 Can you hear me? 837 00:33:15,336 --> 00:33:16,710 Open your eyes! 838 00:33:16,746 --> 00:33:18,212 Honey, call 911. 839 00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,381 Come on, I need you to call 911. 840 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,715 It's gonna be okay. 841 00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,484 It's gonna be okay. Just hurry. 842 00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:25,986 Hurry. Wake up, come on! 843 00:33:26,022 --> 00:33:28,656 Oh, God. Robert! 844 00:33:31,193 --> 00:33:32,292 Bye. 845 00:33:32,328 --> 00:33:33,360 Bye-bye. 846 00:33:33,396 --> 00:33:34,561 Thanks. 847 00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:36,030 Hey, great party. 848 00:33:36,065 --> 00:33:37,665 Oh, thank you. 849 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,400 - Thanks. - Hope you had fun. 850 00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:41,702 Mommy, can I have a sleepover? 851 00:33:41,737 --> 00:33:43,337 Please, please, please, please, please. 852 00:33:43,372 --> 00:33:45,506 Uh, sure, just go up and get your stuff. 853 00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:47,207 - I'll ask his mom. - Yes! 854 00:33:47,243 --> 00:33:49,176 Hey, Abby, thank you. 855 00:33:49,211 --> 00:33:53,047 Hey, Linda, can we just have a talk for just a second? 856 00:33:53,082 --> 00:33:55,382 Sure. Hey, why don't you guys wait for me in the car? 857 00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:56,550 I will be right out. 858 00:33:56,585 --> 00:33:57,818 Be there in a minute. 859 00:33:57,853 --> 00:33:59,653 Just, uh, over here. 860 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,188 Over here. 861 00:34:01,577 --> 00:34:03,477 Um, so I know you talked to Mike, 862 00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:07,110 and I just wanted to thank you personally 863 00:34:07,135 --> 00:34:09,578 as a friend for your discretion. 864 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,233 - I will be discrete. - Thank you. 865 00:34:13,269 --> 00:34:15,992 But you put me in a really awkward position. 866 00:34:17,027 --> 00:34:18,273 I know. 867 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,408 All the other moms have been talking 868 00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:23,177 about you and Coach a lot, 869 00:34:23,212 --> 00:34:24,828 and I've been defending you. 870 00:34:25,047 --> 00:34:27,025 I said there is no way Mike could go there right now 871 00:34:27,049 --> 00:34:28,182 with everything. 872 00:34:28,217 --> 00:34:29,683 With everything. 873 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,318 I've known Mike a really long time. 874 00:34:31,353 --> 00:34:33,120 He and Colette and I go way back. 875 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:34,188 Yeah, Colette. 876 00:34:34,223 --> 00:34:35,355 And everybody knows 877 00:34:35,391 --> 00:34:37,024 that they have had the toughest year, 878 00:34:37,059 --> 00:34:38,797 and they are still in the thick of it. 879 00:34:39,061 --> 00:34:41,862 I mean, I can't imagine splitting up with someone 880 00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:44,055 and living under the same roof, 881 00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:46,438 because I can't... 882 00:34:48,437 --> 00:34:50,789 Oh, shit. 883 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,985 He didn't tell you. 884 00:34:53,909 --> 00:34:55,943 Uh, no... yeah, no. 885 00:34:55,978 --> 00:34:59,279 Yeah, he... no, I just... it's... He told me. 886 00:34:59,315 --> 00:35:01,391 It's just really weird to hear out loud. 887 00:35:01,951 --> 00:35:04,985 You know, but I'm sure it's just a... 888 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,720 It's a money thing, so... 889 00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:07,914 Maybe. 890 00:35:08,324 --> 00:35:12,226 I mean, she says it's more the kids, but whatever. 891 00:35:12,261 --> 00:35:14,762 It just all sounds like hell to me. 892 00:35:14,797 --> 00:35:16,227 Anyway, I... 893 00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:19,742 - Right, thank you. Okay. - This was so lovely. 894 00:35:20,283 --> 00:35:22,116 Okay. 895 00:35:32,376 --> 00:35:34,342 Hey, take it easy. 896 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:36,164 Don't get up too fast. 897 00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:39,289 Where's Zooey? 898 00:35:40,914 --> 00:35:42,383 She's in the waiting room. 899 00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:45,547 Did she, uh... 900 00:35:47,591 --> 00:35:49,324 You had to get your stomach pumped 901 00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:51,524 in the apartment, so yeah, she saw. 902 00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:55,421 I'm sorry. 903 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,999 I'm so sorry. 904 00:35:58,035 --> 00:35:59,801 I just don't understand what happened. 905 00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:03,872 I need help. 906 00:36:03,907 --> 00:36:05,828 Yeah, I know. I know. 907 00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,883 I mean, when things are good, I want to drink. 908 00:36:10,649 --> 00:36:12,881 When things are bad, I want to drink. 909 00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:15,216 - We're gonna get you help. - It's killing me. 910 00:36:15,252 --> 00:36:17,172 We're gonna get you help. 911 00:36:19,354 --> 00:36:22,455 But you've got to do it for real this time. 912 00:36:23,994 --> 00:36:25,460 Yeah. 913 00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:27,969 - I know. - For Zooey. 914 00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:31,232 For me. 915 00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:39,375 No more running, I promise. 916 00:36:41,011 --> 00:36:42,336 Good. 917 00:36:42,979 --> 00:36:44,979 I'm the only one who gets to kill you. 918 00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:46,508 You got it? 919 00:36:48,919 --> 00:36:51,720 I cannot believe we missed your investment dinner. 920 00:36:51,755 --> 00:36:53,455 It's fine. 921 00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:55,668 Those guys have their heads so far up each other's asses, 922 00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:58,126 they'll barely notice. 923 00:36:58,161 --> 00:37:03,431 And besides, I mean, I do what I want, when I want. 924 00:37:03,614 --> 00:37:05,866 It's the joy of me, babe. 925 00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:08,319 Well... 926 00:37:09,051 --> 00:37:11,051 lucky you. 927 00:37:16,713 --> 00:37:19,247 What did you mean... earlier 928 00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:20,982 by what you said 929 00:37:21,017 --> 00:37:23,017 about people tearing you down? 930 00:37:23,053 --> 00:37:24,986 - Did I say that? - Yeah, you did. 931 00:37:25,021 --> 00:37:26,187 - No. - Yeah. 932 00:37:26,223 --> 00:37:28,957 - So serious, Gem. - I know. 933 00:37:28,992 --> 00:37:30,992 What? 934 00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:36,364 Hmm? 935 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,741 I mean, growing up I felt like a prop. 936 00:37:40,337 --> 00:37:43,938 You know, part of the big, happy family charade 937 00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:47,632 that my dad would put on for clients and investors. 938 00:37:49,290 --> 00:37:51,046 Shit messed me up. 939 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:55,178 I mean, I had everything, you know? 940 00:37:55,886 --> 00:37:57,905 I just... I felt... 941 00:37:59,589 --> 00:38:01,055 kinda empty. 942 00:38:03,527 --> 00:38:04,819 I get that. 943 00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:08,272 I mean, I get the empty part. 944 00:38:10,267 --> 00:38:12,522 I started modeling way too young. 945 00:38:15,038 --> 00:38:16,718 Must have been confusing. 946 00:38:18,419 --> 00:38:21,420 It wasn't the happiest childhood. 947 00:38:26,016 --> 00:38:27,341 Yep. 948 00:38:28,091 --> 00:38:29,660 Well y'know 949 00:38:29,819 --> 00:38:31,450 Here's to making it out alive. 950 00:38:31,841 --> 00:38:33,588 Yes, to making it out alive. 951 00:38:37,531 --> 00:38:38,943 Oh. 952 00:38:40,063 --> 00:38:41,262 - Excuse me. - Wow. 953 00:38:41,298 --> 00:38:42,497 - That is... - That's pretty. 954 00:38:42,532 --> 00:38:44,274 Too much milkshake. I don't know, 955 00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:46,980 sometimes you just have to let it all out. 956 00:38:47,005 --> 00:38:48,870 - Let it out. - Let it out, girl. 957 00:38:52,021 --> 00:38:54,192 _ 958 00:38:59,177 --> 00:39:02,127 _ 959 00:39:02,152 --> 00:39:04,586 - Everything okay? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 960 00:39:04,621 --> 00:39:07,455 Sorry, sorry. 961 00:39:08,217 --> 00:39:10,661 Everything is good. 962 00:39:15,356 --> 00:39:16,698 Hey, you good? 963 00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:18,433 You look a little disappointed. 964 00:39:18,468 --> 00:39:20,635 I still can't think of one real chef 965 00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:22,270 that cooks on an electric stove. 966 00:39:22,305 --> 00:39:23,905 Well, first of all, 967 00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:26,107 it sounds much sexier when you say "convection." 968 00:39:26,142 --> 00:39:27,742 Oh. 969 00:39:27,777 --> 00:39:30,645 Besides this model is in a league of its own. 970 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,480 And you get the two ovens, right? 971 00:39:32,516 --> 00:39:34,482 At least it's new. I'll manage. 972 00:39:34,518 --> 00:39:35,917 - You'll manage? - Yeah. 973 00:39:35,952 --> 00:39:38,786 Thank you for not taking me to the poor house. 974 00:39:38,822 --> 00:39:40,411 Of course. 975 00:39:40,436 --> 00:39:42,724 Now my guy will be here to install it early next week. 976 00:39:42,759 --> 00:39:44,125 All right? 977 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,600 And you call me if you need anything. 978 00:39:45,629 --> 00:39:46,966 All right, thank you. 979 00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:49,458 Wait a minute. 980 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,399 Wait a minute. 981 00:39:51,942 --> 00:39:54,068 Wait one minute. 982 00:39:54,104 --> 00:39:56,671 Uh, you okay? 983 00:39:56,706 --> 00:40:00,317 Yeah, but I... Oh, I am tripping. 984 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,396 Look, I have a client who just bought a brand-new Viking. 985 00:40:03,421 --> 00:40:04,954 It's for his second guest home. 986 00:40:05,048 --> 00:40:06,014 Eww, gross. 987 00:40:06,049 --> 00:40:07,317 Yeah, he is a douche, 988 00:40:07,342 --> 00:40:10,084 but he ended up going with something else, so... 989 00:40:10,497 --> 00:40:11,953 What are you saying? 990 00:40:11,988 --> 00:40:14,088 I'm saying that if I talk to him 991 00:40:14,124 --> 00:40:18,044 I bet he would sell you that oven at a used price. 992 00:40:18,169 --> 00:40:20,929 Oh, wow, look at that smile. 993 00:40:20,964 --> 00:40:23,197 All right, well, let me work on it. 994 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:25,033 I'm going to get you that Viking. 995 00:40:25,068 --> 00:40:27,435 Wow. Thank you. 996 00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:28,802 You got it. 997 00:40:29,072 --> 00:40:32,273 And maybe we can get a drink or something. 998 00:40:34,044 --> 00:40:35,476 Viking or not? 999 00:40:37,514 --> 00:40:39,881 Yeah. I'd like that. 1000 00:40:41,851 --> 00:40:43,685 Great. I'll call you. 1001 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,559 I'm looking forward to it. 1002 00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,544 - Okay. - Yeah. 1003 00:40:50,093 --> 00:40:52,860 Uh, I guess I better go put on my shoes, huh? 1004 00:40:52,896 --> 00:40:53,896 Yeah, maybe. 1005 00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:55,363 - Okay, yeah. - Okay. 1006 00:41:23,593 --> 00:41:26,928 _ 1007 00:41:31,635 --> 00:41:34,569 _ 1008 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:43,544 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 69914

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