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Previously on "Girlfriends'
Guide to Divorce"...
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I'm on to you, sneaking
booze in your water bottle.
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Ethan, get over here. Drink this.
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- It's water.
- Thanks.
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And thank you, Jo, for
the vote of confidence.
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Have you been drinking, ma'am?
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Okay, relax. I'm on a bike.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to take a breathalyzer test.
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- I'm Phoebe.
- Gemma.
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Gemma Tucker?
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I know that you are
freaked out about money.
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- What's your point?
- You don't need Gemma.
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You just think you do.
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Hey, weren't you supposed
to be on a chopper?
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_
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Gemma wants to meet me in L.A.
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I have it.
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You should write a romance novel.
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As in soft porn?
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You have had a lot of sex.
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Make that legwork count.
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Why is the coach so tightly wound?
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He's going through some divorce stuff.
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He's a mess.
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Just seems like
baseball's all hard lines.
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There's a line in here, too.
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We can't...
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Cross the line.
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_
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- Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Why?
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If we don't stop now,
we're not gonna stop.
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- Superstitions are the worst.
- Oh, my God.
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- What was I thinking?
- I don't know.
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It was your idea. Oh, God.
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Don't worry, I'll hold
the runner at third.
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Damn, practice.
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- What? No.
- _
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Oh, my God. Come back here.
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Come back! No, I really gotta go.
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That is so unfair.
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Yeah, you're fine.
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This is a problem.
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This is fun.
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I like keeping secrets with you.
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I like a lot of things with you.
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I, um...
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What?
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I got used to being unhappy.
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I almost forgot.
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Yeah, well, welcome to
the upside of divorce.
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Wish I could take you out.
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Buy you a steak, drink in a fancy glass.
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We can't because why?
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If the team parents find out about us,
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I play your kid, they're
screaming favorites.
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- So boring.
- I yell at him,
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they think we're fighting
amongst each other.
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- So boring, so boring.
- Other kids are teasing him.
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I know, what happens at
Abby's stays at Abby's.
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For now.
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Okay, well, go. Just go.
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Get your beautiful, beautiful
butt out of my house.
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Lilly is gonna pick
Charlie up at practice,
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and I want to finish this chapter
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before I have to go get him.
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What's this book about anyway?
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Uh, hello, I am not
ready to tell you that.
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Superstitious.
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- Um... I can get it.
- Stop it!
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- You have inspired me.
- I can see that.
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Yeah.
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- I'll see you at
pick-up? - Yeah.
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Will you be mean to me again
in front of other people?
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'Cause that's so hot.
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Extra mean, promise.
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Oh, cold.
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So cold.
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And yet so hot.
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Hey, Z, check it.
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I got this crazy burn
from the deep fryer.
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Kinda looks like Trump, right?
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Whoa. That is, like, hot.
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- Really?
- Oh, uh, no.
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I mean, hot because
it looks like it hurts.
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Maybe it's infected.
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I think I have antibiotic
ointment in my backpack.
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Hey, Jo, you got a minute?
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Are you watching this crap?
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Who flirts with antibacterial goo?
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Our daughter has zero game.
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It's called being shy,
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which is nothing
you've ever experienced.
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- No.
- So ease up a little.
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All right.
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Anyway, so listen,
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I've been going over our books,
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and we're not even breaking
even 1:00 to 3:00 P.M.
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You think I don't know that?
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I'm thinking about closing
shop during those hours.
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Or we host A.A.
meetings every afternoon.
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A.A. meetings?
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Are you drunk now? Hear me out.
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There are hundreds of
meetings in L.A. every day,
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and a lot of them are held
in places just like this.
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- It's good money.
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Because addicts in
recovery love two things,
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coffee and sugar.
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Plus we're in Venice.
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Where the addicts outnumber the pigeons,
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but, I mean, is it worth it?
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All we need is a secretary
to lead the meetings.
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Oh, sure, I'll order
whatever that is right up.
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Jo, I'm saying I'll do it.
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Okay, yeah.
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- Y-yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Okay. You actually want to?
- Yeah.
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No, I've been thinking about it,
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and I need to log some meetings,
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and if it's good for
me and our business...
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My business.
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- Your business.
- Mm-hmm.
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We'll try it out. See if it sucks.
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All right, that's the attitude.
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Hmm.
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That loft was amazing.
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It's the perfect design for artists.
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That's the idea.
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We're building more in New
York, Chicago, Nashville.
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Investor dinner, my
place tomorrow night.
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You know you're my plus one, right?
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- Really?
- Absolutely.
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To everything, please.
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I am so glad we are hanging, lady.
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Me, too.
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You are the only person in my life
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that is not insane.
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Thank you.
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That's a big deal,
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and I need you by my side like whoa.
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I wish I had half your ambition.
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Honestly, it was a fight
and a half to get here.
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I had a lot of people
trying to tear me down.
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Uh, this is not the car
that we can in just...
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My bodyguard took that one home, silly.
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My friend Tulah sells vintage cars,
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so she gave me this.
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I gotta take it for a spin
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so the paparazzi can snap me in it.
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Who are you?
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- Let's ride.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Jordan, dinner's ready.
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Screens away.
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And set the table.
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I will...
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Put food on plates, I got it.
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What's that smell?
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Oh, son of a...
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Dang it.
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The stupid timer is busted again.
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Oh, it's fine.
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It's all right. I got lots of food.
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Plus I made dessert.
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I hope you don't think I'm
washing all these dishes.
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Try that cornbread.
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Don't look at it. Try it.
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Oh, somebody's got jokes.
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It's a little smoky, but I'll live.
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Hey, honey, how was practice?
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I gotta pee, I gotta pee.
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Okay.
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What are you doing over there?
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I'm helping. I'm being helpful.
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Not normal baseball mom behavior.
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No one helps. Don't draw attention.
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Okay, good.
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I was tired anyway, so...
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Um, I am still vibrating from earlier.
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Vibrations.
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So when can we make
another time to hang?
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I got kids stuff all weekend
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and gotta prep for
the big game coming up.
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Hey, you want us to keep the
winning streak going, right?
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Yeah.
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Whatever you say, Coach.
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Heather, you're the one who
let him have a third hot dog.
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Because Caleb was pigging out,
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and you know that Davey
does whatever Caleb does.
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- I know, they're so cute.
- What's so cute?
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What are you guys talking about?
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- Oh, hi, Abby.
- Hi, hi, hi.
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Heather's son, Davey, got really sick
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at the Dodger game the other day.
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Oh, no, how mortifying.
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Meh, kids get sick.
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Happens.
- Yeah, well, whatever.
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I've been there with
the public vomiting.
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So you guys went to the
Dodgers game together?
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Like, as a group?
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Like, just a few of us.
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You know, Ilene's husband has box seats.
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- Oh, wow.
- He's an agent.
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Oh, ugh.
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I mean...
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You know, Charlie
really loves the Dodgers.
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So if you're ever going again...
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Yeah, we'll... We'll let you know.
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The box is kind of in demand.
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Yes.
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Ladies, tomorrow after practice.
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- See you then.
- Yes.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Okay, go Warriors.
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Yes!
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The Dodgers?
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Box seats.
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Please don't take it personally.
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- It's just...
- I don't. I mean, really, I don't.
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I just want Charlie to fit in, so...
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No, he's doing great.
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The other kids really like him.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Oh, my God, that is so nice to hear.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Sure.
- Um...
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Have I done something
to offend them, or...
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No, no, no.
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It's just this group has
been together for a long time,
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and parents can be
clique-ier than the kids.
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You're the new mom on the block.
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- Right.
- So just give it a beat.
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I'm gonna give it a beat.
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Oh, maybe three beats.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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All right, Abby.
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- Bye.
- I'll see you.
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Those moms sound like uppity butt wipes.
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I don't know, I just want Charlie to...
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I don't want him to miss out.
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You know, I thought I was
making progress, but...
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- Hey, we love you.
- Thank you.
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And it's so nice to be with my ladies.
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I mean, just to have
some face time with...
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- Ha!
- Hmm.
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At least two of you.
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So what's happening with
Frumpkis and his business plan?
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Wait and see attitude.
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A.A. at a bakery is
kind of a genius idea.
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Which drives me insane.
Every time he comes up
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with a great idea, I want
to punch him in the face.
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I know, but it's so good that
he's getting his act together.
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But the whole... I don't
know how he's gonna be open
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at a meeting with you there.
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That just feels a little cozy.
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Well, how can I say no? At
least he wants to get help.
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- You've gotta be kidding.
- Oh, my God, the two of you.
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I am literally gonna
take those phones away.
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I'm sorry, just Gemma is
telling me the funniest...
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- Enough with Gemma!
- Gemma!
260
00:10:43,502 --> 00:10:46,036
Wow, do I talk about her that much?
261
00:10:46,071 --> 00:10:47,137
- Yes!
- A little bit.
262
00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,772
- Yep.
- I'm sorry.
263
00:10:48,808 --> 00:10:51,909
She's just so free and
live-in-the-moment and...
264
00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:54,611
- Wow.
- Ooh. Okay, I'll cool it.
265
00:10:54,647 --> 00:10:56,124
I'll cool it, I'll cool
it on the Gemma situation.
266
00:10:56,148 --> 00:10:58,315
I will join the land of the living
267
00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,917
with this one, Delia, and...
268
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,119
I may have a felony on my record.
269
00:11:02,154 --> 00:11:03,487
- What?
- What does that mean?
270
00:11:03,522 --> 00:11:04,855
Wait, I'm confused?
271
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:05,986
I thought you got
nailed for drunk cycling.
272
00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:08,125
Yeah, well, I may have had
273
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,527
another DUI back in college
when I got drunk on absinthe
274
00:11:10,563 --> 00:11:12,996
and smashed my boyfriend's
car into an orange grove.
275
00:11:13,032 --> 00:11:14,776
You might want to consider
those A.A. meetings
276
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,267
- at the bakery.
- It was a million years ago,
277
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,870
and I still graduated summa cum laude.
278
00:11:19,905 --> 00:11:21,672
But two DUl's in the state of California
279
00:11:21,707 --> 00:11:23,051
can mean some really serious jail time.
280
00:11:23,075 --> 00:11:24,942
Um, don't you work at a law firm?
281
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,321
Perhaps someone there could help you.
282
00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:27,978
No, not an option.
283
00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:30,047
I'm still not past the slut shaming.
284
00:11:30,494 --> 00:11:31,893
And anyway, if I took it
to one of the partners,
285
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,483
they would just tear me to shreds.
286
00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:36,687
So I found the one
lawyer that no one knows.
287
00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:39,289
She's 25. Fresh out of kindergarten.
288
00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:40,958
She just never picks up the phone,
289
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,192
and she just texts emojis.
290
00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:44,461
- Oh.
- Emojis.
291
00:11:44,673 --> 00:11:45,822
Can I get you anything else?
292
00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:46,861
- Yes.
- I got this.
293
00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:50,200
Ladies, since you're all crazy bitches,
294
00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:51,735
breakfast is on me today.
295
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,403
- Oh, my God!
- Ohh!
296
00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:55,138
'Cause mama got a raise.
297
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,174
- What?
- Wow!
298
00:11:57,209 --> 00:11:58,587
So enjoy the free eats while you can.
299
00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:00,510
You mean from now on, fancy pants.
300
00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:03,680
Ha ha. No, can't start overspending.
301
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:05,682
Oh, come on, you can
at least buy yourself
302
00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:07,517
- one nice thing.
- Yeah.
303
00:12:07,553 --> 00:12:09,820
Yeah, because I deserve it, don't I?
304
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,388
- You do.
- Thanks, Phebes.
305
00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:12,901
- Mm-hmm.
- _
306
00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:15,517
Actually, I've been thinking
about getting a really nice stove.
307
00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,104
Like, really nice.
308
00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:18,528
Like what are you talking about?
309
00:12:18,564 --> 00:12:20,030
Viking.
310
00:12:20,065 --> 00:12:21,899
- Oh.
- Yeah, girl!
311
00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:23,834
Thank you for reacting like that.
312
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,602
What is happening?
313
00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:27,170
Um, hello? Hypocrite much?
314
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,172
- Sorry, it's Coach.
- Okay.
315
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:32,576
Oh, I'm back in for this.
Details, I need details.
316
00:12:32,611 --> 00:12:35,712
Um, just going most
of the way but not all
317
00:12:35,748 --> 00:12:37,781
is ridiculously sexy.
318
00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:41,285
Oh, Abby and Mike, a haiku.
319
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,353
Gleeful dry-humping
320
00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:47,758
makes all the sisters say huh.
321
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,559
Just bone already!
- Yeah!
322
00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:52,896
No, but that is what
makes it so incredible.
323
00:12:52,932 --> 00:12:54,798
I mean, don't you remember foreplay
324
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,633
until you felt like
you wanted to explode?
325
00:12:56,669 --> 00:12:58,702
I feel like one of the
characters in my book, so...
326
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:01,204
- That is pretty hot.
- ETA on the MILF porn?
327
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,740
I'm about to finish a draft and I'm...
328
00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:06,476
It's like tantric writing.
329
00:13:06,512 --> 00:13:10,080
Mike gets me all hot and bothered,
330
00:13:10,115 --> 00:13:13,216
and then the pages just flow out of me.
331
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,218
- Wow.
- Wow.
332
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,554
But I am dying for more inspiration.
333
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:21,158
It's just that he can't meet
up until post-game Tuesday,
334
00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:22,726
which is like a lifetime away.
335
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,506
So come up with a
reason to see him sooner.
336
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,141
I'm sure there's some
kind of baseball thing
337
00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:28,165
that you desperately need him for.
338
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,733
Ooh.
339
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,435
Yeah.
340
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,937
I... I could have people
over at my place for the team,
341
00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:36,273
like a party, promote team unity.
342
00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:37,808
I could have everybody there,
343
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:41,645
parents, the kids, the coach.
344
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,815
And maybe I could finally win
over those judgmental skanks
345
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:45,927
with my mad hostessing skills.
346
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,451
Oh, seriously sweetie,
347
00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:48,530
why do you care about
what those moms think?
348
00:13:48,554 --> 00:13:50,087
Really, I don't,
349
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,466
but my book is set
in the baseball world,
350
00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,622
the whole travel team thing.
351
00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:54,091
That's what makes it unique,
352
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,326
and so I... I do need
the juicy mom stories.
353
00:13:56,362 --> 00:13:58,362
- I need in.
- And party bonus.
354
00:13:58,397 --> 00:14:01,164
You get to brush
shoulders with your honey.
355
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,766
- Yeah.
- You can look at him
356
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,668
from across the room, but no touching.
357
00:14:04,703 --> 00:14:06,636
And he catches you eating a mini quiche.
358
00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,038
Mm.
359
00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:10,540
The egg just lingers on your lips.
360
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,676
- He wants to go to you.
- But he can't.
361
00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:14,055
He wants to lick it
off, but no, he can't.
362
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:15,256
- No.
- Sipping on his wine cooler.
363
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,947
- Wine cooler. No.
- Restless.
364
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,349
Holding back his urges. Oh, Abby.
365
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:21,518
This is like the best chapter ever.
366
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:23,631
- Abby, I have to be invited.
- Of course you're invited.
367
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,655
Of course, I would love for you to come.
368
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:27,357
We would all love for you to be there.
369
00:14:27,393 --> 00:14:29,159
- Who else wants to come?
- Um, I can't.
370
00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:31,799
I have a... I gotta go shop for a stove.
371
00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:33,491
Okay, Jo?
372
00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:35,699
I'm waiting to see him in hardcover.
373
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,000
Thank you.
374
00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,869
So wait, where are you headed now?
375
00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:41,304
Gemma's. She bought three
more pieces from Damien Fields.
376
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,650
So I'm going to her house
to help her figure out
377
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,174
where to hang them.
378
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:45,842
I can't believe this is actually a job.
379
00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:46,878
Is it though?
380
00:14:46,912 --> 00:14:47,878
Of course.
381
00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:49,546
The more she trusts me,
382
00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:51,192
she more she's gonna
take JD's work seriously.
383
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:53,550
Oh, by the way, I have
a kitchen guy for you.
384
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:54,818
- A kitchen guy?
- Uh-huh.
385
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,319
Is that a real thing?
386
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:58,188
Actually he's a kitchen magician.
387
00:14:58,223 --> 00:14:59,823
I'm just buying a stove, Phoebe.
388
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,358
People do it every day.
389
00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,326
I'm gonna go online or
go in a store and just...
390
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:07,431
Babs, trust me, he will find
you the stove of your dreams.
391
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:10,348
And then he will install it for you.
392
00:15:10,803 --> 00:15:12,202
Let me just call him.
393
00:15:12,237 --> 00:15:13,548
What kind of price are we talking about?
394
00:15:13,572 --> 00:15:14,916
'Cause I am not the Barefoot Contessa.
395
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,506
He's innovative. He has a vision.
396
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,742
Can I just bring him to your house?
397
00:15:18,777 --> 00:15:20,410
Please say yes, say yes, yes, yes, yes.
398
00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:21,711
- Just say it.
- Fine.
399
00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:23,847
- Yes.
- Only if he cuts me a deal.
400
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,515
- Okay.
- And you promise
401
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,318
- not to say "Gemma."
- Done.
402
00:15:29,621 --> 00:15:32,289
Gemma.
403
00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:40,630
Hey, um, I like your
shoes. Are they new?
404
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,599
Not really. Yeah, I've
had them for a while.
405
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:46,785
Oh, um, I meant your shirt. I like it.
406
00:15:48,474 --> 00:15:51,541
Zooey, Jade and I are gonna
go to the Mosaic Tile House
407
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,054
for a school thing. Do you want to come?
408
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,811
Um, no, I have to study.
409
00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:57,581
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, I'm Ethan.
410
00:15:57,616 --> 00:16:00,383
Lilly. Hey, is that a tattoo?
411
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,420
No, no, I wish. No,
I kinda burned myself.
412
00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:06,423
- It's totally Trump.
- Right?
413
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,459
Yeah. I have a scar.
414
00:16:09,495 --> 00:16:12,462
My idiot brother hit me
with his bike when I was 11.
415
00:16:12,498 --> 00:16:14,798
- I... I have a...
- Oh, wow.
416
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,867
- Yeah.
- ... scar.
417
00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,572
Lilly, could you tell your
mom that the cake she ordered
418
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,841
for the baseball thing is
ready for pickup tomorrow.
419
00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:27,244
Or I could drop it off on
my way home, if it's easier.
420
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,778
Okay, yeah, go ahead.
421
00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:30,280
Bye. Catch you guys later.
422
00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,184
All right, sweetie, bye.
423
00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:36,019
You okay?
424
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,921
Yeah, I'm fine.
425
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,123
I know that look.
426
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:42,425
You've got the hots for Ethan.
427
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,395
Is it that obvious?
428
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:45,929
I'm pathetic.
429
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,797
- No, no.
- You are not pathetic.
430
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,000
- You are beautiful and amazing.
- Yes, you are, you are.
431
00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:53,436
He's a catch, but you guys
are in the friend zone,
432
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,272
so you have to wake him up.
433
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,040
It's okay to be a little aggressive.
434
00:16:57,075 --> 00:16:58,642
Aggressive how?
435
00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:01,444
Well, take this lug over here.
436
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,314
When I was 19, your
father was a freaking stud.
437
00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:07,017
- It's true, I was smoking.
- Mm-hmm, yeah, he had a vibe.
438
00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:10,320
Very Tom Cruise in "Risky Business."
439
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:13,557
Sexy, despite the fact
that he's a tiny, tiny man.
440
00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:15,559
Okay, moving right along.
441
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,360
Well, I was tongue-tied around him.
442
00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:18,895
- She was a total weirdo.
- Yeah.
443
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,153
What did you do?
444
00:17:20,762 --> 00:17:22,332
- She tricked me.
- Mm-hmm.
445
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:25,402
I was sort of fooling around
with a mutual friend of ours.
446
00:17:25,437 --> 00:17:27,404
Oh, all of NYU was. Sharon.
447
00:17:27,439 --> 00:17:29,005
- She sat on everything.
- Eww.
448
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,340
Long story short...
449
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,875
Anyway, I got over my bullshit,
450
00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,076
I asked him out, he said yes,
451
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,078
we had a lovely time.
452
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:37,832
What I'm saying is
Ethan doesn't see you.
453
00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:40,223
Be bold.
454
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,369
Okay. Got it.
455
00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,193
Mm-hmm.
456
00:17:45,469 --> 00:17:46,752
Bold.
457
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,192
Bold!
458
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:54,164
Warriors!
459
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,899
Warriors!
460
00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,767
Ladies.
461
00:17:57,803 --> 00:18:00,203
- Ladies.
- Oh, hi, Abby.
462
00:18:00,239 --> 00:18:03,106
So the kids have been working so hard
463
00:18:03,141 --> 00:18:04,441
that I thought it would be great
464
00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:06,076
to have a little fun this weekend.
465
00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:07,777
So, I had an idea.
466
00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:09,691
Mommy, Mommy, I told
them all about the party.
467
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,114
They're all coming. All of them.
468
00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:12,215
Wow, okay.
469
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:13,750
That's great.
470
00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:15,430
So that's what I was
actually going to say.
471
00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:17,220
I was thinking that,
you know, we could have
472
00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:18,633
all the people over at our house,
473
00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:20,724
the whole team, parents, siblings.
474
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:22,359
Might have been nice to check with us
475
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,361
before you rope in the kids.
476
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,695
Oh.
477
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,697
That sounds really nice, Abby.
478
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,132
We'll be there.
479
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,101
Yeah, of course, we'll be there, too.
480
00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:32,136
- Okay.
- Yeah.
481
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,570
Okay, great, great.
482
00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:36,206
I will... tomorrow I will
email you the address.
483
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,474
- Sounds good.
- Okay.
484
00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:39,609
All right, bye.
485
00:18:39,645 --> 00:18:40,910
Heard two-eight.
486
00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:42,090
You're throwing a party tomorrow.
487
00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,780
I am, right?
488
00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:46,616
A little fun team
activity. A little bonding.
489
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:50,487
Plus, bonus, you and I get to
be in the same room together.
490
00:18:50,522 --> 00:18:51,755
Party.
491
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,029
Yay.
492
00:18:56,061 --> 00:18:57,693
It's a bad idea.
493
00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:02,990
Oh.
494
00:19:03,365 --> 00:19:05,232
Okay, this place is adorable.
495
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,967
Thanks, Phoebles.
496
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,802
I bought it before I was married.
497
00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,971
Paid for it before Jordan was born.
498
00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:14,174
I've thought about moving,
but he's a sentimental kid.
499
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:18,311
Oh, I love the windows
and the light in here.
500
00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,847
I'm obsessed with Nancy Meyers' movies,
501
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,883
so that's kind of what
I'm working towards.
502
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:25,185
It's come a long way, but
I'm not quite there yet.
503
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,821
I cannot wait to dig into this with you,
504
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:30,190
but I have to remember to
send before and after pictures
505
00:19:30,225 --> 00:19:31,525
to Gemma because she really...
506
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,418
And strike one.
507
00:19:34,963 --> 00:19:36,763
By the way, your friend is late.
508
00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:38,565
I hate when people are late.
509
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,262
Barbara, just chill. It is
rush hour in Los Angeles.
510
00:19:42,705 --> 00:19:44,705
What is that smell?
511
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,573
Are you baking pie?
512
00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:47,874
Maybe.
513
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,711
- Hello?
- Oh, we're back here.
514
00:19:50,746 --> 00:19:53,547
No, he did not just walk into
my house without knocking.
515
00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:55,382
Just be nice. He's a genius.
516
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:56,616
Just trust me.
517
00:19:56,652 --> 00:19:58,118
- Hey, Phoebe, my girl.
- Hi!
518
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,053
Hello. Mwah, Mwah.
519
00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,521
Thank you for the introduction.
520
00:20:01,557 --> 00:20:04,603
- Of course.
- Hey, hey, your place is...
521
00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:06,470
cute.
522
00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:09,439
Gee, thanks.
523
00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:12,232
I'm Darrell. Nice to meet you.
524
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,034
Well, Darrell,
525
00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:15,972
since you took it upon yourself
526
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,674
to enter my home without knocking,
527
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,976
I feel I need to make it clear to you
528
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,445
that this is a shoe-free environment.
529
00:20:22,481 --> 00:20:25,315
So if you would be so kind, off.
530
00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,497
I'm Barbara.
531
00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:40,864
Two-eight's Mom, you suck at this.
532
00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:43,666
Oh, don't you underestimate me, Coach.
533
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,604
Go, go, go, go, go.
534
00:20:47,639 --> 00:20:48,605
Ohh!
535
00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,343
I'm so sorry, team. I couldn't close it.
536
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,978
Hey, you put in a good effort.
537
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:56,813
At least you have a beautiful house.
538
00:20:56,848 --> 00:20:58,715
- Thank you.
- Oh, isn't it stunning?
539
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,016
Who's your decorator?
540
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,362
Actually, I did most of the decorating,
541
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,486
with a little help from Remodelista.
542
00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:05,655
I am gonna get you guys
some baseball-tinis.
543
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:07,157
I will help you.
544
00:21:07,192 --> 00:21:09,058
I am sensing a baseball mom thaw.
545
00:21:09,094 --> 00:21:12,162
I know, and those two cubes
were the hardest ones to melt.
546
00:21:12,197 --> 00:21:14,342
I'm so glad you're here. It
is so good to have an ally.
547
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:15,665
It is my pleasure.
548
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,867
And you and that baseball coach...
549
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:18,968
Right?
550
00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:20,303
Serious heat,
551
00:21:20,338 --> 00:21:21,649
during that flip cup thing right there.
552
00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:22,872
He's so competitive.
553
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,874
He loves to win, that guy.
554
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,143
Ah, ah, ah.
555
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:28,478
Ah. Go have fun.
556
00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:29,979
Oh, my God, that's his son, Asher.
557
00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:30,980
It's so cute.
558
00:21:31,016 --> 00:21:32,909
Stupid cute.
559
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,082
Baseball-tini!
560
00:21:35,382 --> 00:21:37,950
That's baseball martini,
561
00:21:38,056 --> 00:21:39,556
if you hadn't figured it out.
562
00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:42,715
Two-eight's Mom, thank you.
563
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,227
Uh, none for me.
564
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,162
I am sober mom today.
565
00:21:46,198 --> 00:21:47,608
Oh, that's right. Thank you, Linda.
566
00:21:47,632 --> 00:21:49,332
No, thank you for hosting.
567
00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:50,588
This was a really nice idea.
568
00:21:50,869 --> 00:21:52,735
- You're welcome.
- Excuse me.
569
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,705
This was a really nice idea. Huh.
570
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,273
Okay, calm down.
571
00:21:57,309 --> 00:21:58,541
Well, drink up, Coach.
572
00:21:58,577 --> 00:22:00,109
There's more where that came from.
573
00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:01,377
What?
574
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,301
- Place is pretty packed.
- Yeah.
575
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,026
Not bad, Frump.
576
00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:13,026
Okay, I will own it. You win.
577
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:16,867
What can I say, toots?
I'm kind of a genius.
578
00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:19,439
- What can you say?
- I'm gonna clean up
579
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,232
and then go sell more stuff to drunks.
580
00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:23,466
Do your thing.
581
00:22:23,688 --> 00:22:25,330
Yeah.
582
00:22:26,171 --> 00:22:27,932
I think I'm gonna sit this one out.
583
00:22:28,502 --> 00:22:30,368
I'm just not really feeling it.
584
00:22:31,076 --> 00:22:32,942
- Wow.
- Oh, come on, Jo.
585
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,612
Just because I'm not in
the mood for one meeting
586
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,631
does not mean I'm going out on a bender.
587
00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:41,251
- Uh-huh.
- Okay, will you please stop?
588
00:22:41,286 --> 00:22:43,152
I'll stop when you tell me what gives.
589
00:22:43,188 --> 00:22:44,854
I don't need to explain myself to you.
590
00:22:44,889 --> 00:22:46,122
Is that right?
591
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:48,124
Yeah, Jo, I'm doing really well.
592
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:49,626
That's all you need to know.
593
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,761
And here you are giving
me bullshit excuses
594
00:22:51,796 --> 00:22:53,441
when you should be out
there helping yourself
595
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,597
like you said you would.
596
00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:56,165
I have been busting my ass here
597
00:22:56,201 --> 00:22:57,567
ever since I got back from rehab.
598
00:22:57,602 --> 00:22:59,302
Since you broke out of rehab!
599
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,184
Would you listen to yourself?
600
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,017
I'm clean, Jo. I mean,
I am really trying.
601
00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:05,853
I'm out there doing the best
I can, and you know what?
602
00:23:05,877 --> 00:23:07,288
All I'm getting from you is attitude.
603
00:23:07,312 --> 00:23:08,845
You told me you were supposed to go
604
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,147
to a meeting every single
day and get a sponsor.
605
00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,463
Forget about the business. We
were doing fine without you.
606
00:23:14,087 --> 00:23:15,253
Oh.
607
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,153
Oh, okay.
608
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,666
Well, then yeah, why don't you clean up?
609
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,270
'Cause I'm out of here.
610
00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:22,958
Fine, bye.
611
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:33,369
Okay, do you go to every
farmer's market in L.A.
612
00:23:33,405 --> 00:23:34,537
and buy out their kale?
613
00:23:34,572 --> 00:23:36,005
Are you a kale hoarder?
614
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,941
Wow, you just love to make
fun of me because of my food.
615
00:23:38,977 --> 00:23:40,710
That's, like, your favorite hobby.
616
00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:43,505
Making fun of you about
anything is my favorite hobby.
617
00:23:43,838 --> 00:23:46,278
Okay, Coach, you need
to get back to your team.
618
00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:48,184
Team's fine.
619
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,986
Well, I am the hostess,
620
00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,365
and I need to get back to my party.
621
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:52,789
Well, I'm one of your guests,
622
00:23:52,824 --> 00:23:54,762
and I need a few minutes of hosting.
623
00:23:55,193 --> 00:23:56,473
In private.
624
00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:09,539
The laundry room, it's
like our specialty.
625
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:12,141
Yeah.
626
00:24:14,012 --> 00:24:15,244
Oh, my God.
627
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,278
- Sorry, I thought this was a bathroom.
- It...
628
00:24:21,513 --> 00:24:23,262
This is bad. Really bad.
629
00:24:23,302 --> 00:24:26,394
I'm sure this is not as
bad as we think it is.
630
00:24:26,419 --> 00:24:29,777
We had a few drinks,
everybody's enjoying the party,
631
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,502
and Linda is a rational human,
632
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:33,083
and she's a parent, and she gets it.
633
00:24:33,108 --> 00:24:35,441
Abby, one of our kids
could have walked in.
634
00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:38,317
Oh, shit.
635
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,211
Okay, um, well,
636
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,558
we just need to talk to her and
tell her not to say anything...
637
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:45,215
Well, it's better it comes from me.
638
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:46,583
I've known Linda a long time.
639
00:24:46,608 --> 00:24:47,934
I'll handle this.
640
00:24:50,369 --> 00:24:54,176
So as you can see, I have
renovated a lot of kitchens.
641
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,489
Al Molina's here.
642
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,342
Jen and Ben's beach house in Kauai.
643
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,367
Look, it's all gorgeous.
644
00:25:01,392 --> 00:25:04,812
But what I'm looking for
is six burners, two ovens,
645
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,059
a high place to hang my pots,
that's it, at the right price.
646
00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,084
And I hear you, but let's just be clear.
647
00:25:10,404 --> 00:25:13,723
I specialize in things
that are high-end.
648
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,747
Products that you just can't
go into any store and buy.
649
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,649
And if you look at my portfolio,
650
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:21,552
you see that I install beautiful pieces,
651
00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:24,254
from Italy, uh, France.
652
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,923
More French range, La Cornue,
653
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,758
with a warming drawer at the bottom.
654
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:29,393
- That would be so elegant.
- She's right.
655
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:31,695
A French range in here
would be wonderful.
656
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,997
Uh-huh, but I'm not Julia Child,
657
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,766
and French isn't really my style, so...
658
00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:38,402
I know, but Barbara,
your kitchen is timeless,
659
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:41,105
and the light in here is so perfect.
660
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,172
Agreed.
661
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,007
The right stove in here
662
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,676
would just elevate the whole room.
663
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,919
But what I'm looking for
is something contemporary.
664
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,782
Oh, my God, I have a genius idea.
665
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,750
Let's just rip out the peninsula,
666
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,719
move the sink where the stove is,
667
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,903
and then you make a floating island.
668
00:25:57,928 --> 00:25:59,387
- Right.
- And the breakfast...
669
00:25:59,412 --> 00:26:00,161
- Phoebe...
- That's beautiful.
670
00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:02,301
Okay, I can handle it from here.
671
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:05,362
Oh, okay. Uh...
672
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,564
Well, I'm gonna be late anyways
673
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,528
for my investor meeting with Gem...
674
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,073
- I'm not gonna say her name.
- Uhuh.
675
00:26:12,098 --> 00:26:13,570
- 'Cause I'm learning.
- Mm-hmm.
676
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,439
Okay, well, let me know how it goes.
677
00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,307
- Okay.
- Bye, Darrell.
678
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,801
Thank you.
679
00:26:18,826 --> 00:26:19,884
See you, Phebes.
680
00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:23,817
So going with her or
do you want to stay?
681
00:26:23,842 --> 00:26:26,009
Because, I know what I want.
682
00:26:29,751 --> 00:26:31,084
I'm all ears.
683
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,923
Great.
684
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,725
Would you like some pie?
685
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,012
Sure, why not?
686
00:26:39,676 --> 00:26:42,332
Oh, Zooey, hi.
687
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:43,967
Hello.
688
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,614
Hey, I thought Ethan
was gonna bring the cake.
689
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:49,140
He got busy. Sent me instead.
690
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:55,544
- Do you want to come in?
- No, I gotta go.
691
00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,636
And also, I got the impression
692
00:26:57,661 --> 00:26:59,227
that you're really not his type.
693
00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:00,952
FYI.
694
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:05,122
- What?
- He likes sportier girls.
695
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,225
Not so... Marilyn, you know?
696
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,284
Anyway, enjoy the cake.
697
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,123
Hey.
698
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,037
Hey.
699
00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:24,590
I, uh...
700
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,756
Will you look at me, please?
701
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,076
I'm sorry.
702
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,585
How you keep your head
straight is none of my business.
703
00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:36,209
You're really helping out here,
704
00:27:36,234 --> 00:27:39,381
and I should have
never said what I said.
705
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,357
You've been trying.
706
00:27:42,671 --> 00:27:46,037
Zooey sees it, I see
it, and I'm proud of you.
707
00:27:48,705 --> 00:27:50,271
Thank you.
708
00:27:51,945 --> 00:27:54,078
Yeah. You're welcome.
709
00:27:56,811 --> 00:27:59,378
Kinda killed it, right?
710
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,645
- Really?
- Yeah.
711
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:06,383
I mean, we didn't exactly rob
a bank, but yeah, it works.
712
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,503
We should keep it up.
713
00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:10,089
The meetings.
714
00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:13,502
Good. Yeah, I agree.
715
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,753
I know our marriage was a shit show.
716
00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,799
But we make a pretty good business team.
717
00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,424
We always have.
718
00:28:23,556 --> 00:28:25,557
So no more fighting, okay?
719
00:28:26,051 --> 00:28:27,250
Okay.
720
00:28:38,898 --> 00:28:40,364
You look exhausted.
721
00:28:40,389 --> 00:28:41,986
- Well, I am.
- Go rest.
722
00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:43,287
I'll wait here for Zooey.
723
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,566
When she gets back
we'll meet you at home.
724
00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:45,722
- You sure?
- Sure.
725
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:46,723
Yeah, go.
726
00:28:46,748 --> 00:28:48,018
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
727
00:29:08,808 --> 00:29:09,773
How'd it go?
728
00:29:09,809 --> 00:29:11,208
She won't say anything.
729
00:29:11,244 --> 00:29:12,847
Great.
730
00:29:13,579 --> 00:29:15,446
Is that really all you talked about?
731
00:29:15,481 --> 00:29:17,114
We're good. She gave me her word.
732
00:29:17,150 --> 00:29:18,698
Okay.
733
00:29:19,151 --> 00:29:20,918
Everything okay?
734
00:29:20,953 --> 00:29:22,940
Yeah, look, I really
need to get Asher home.
735
00:29:22,965 --> 00:29:24,495
So, sorry.
736
00:29:25,091 --> 00:29:26,223
Uh, sure.
737
00:29:26,259 --> 00:29:27,776
- I'll call you.
- Okay.
738
00:29:28,954 --> 00:29:31,287
Um, okay.
739
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,445
Hey, let's go.
740
00:29:35,701 --> 00:29:37,268
Bye, Asher.
741
00:29:44,558 --> 00:29:46,128
Mm, damn.
742
00:29:46,206 --> 00:29:48,839
This is probably the
best pie I've ever had.
743
00:29:49,105 --> 00:29:50,771
Well, that's very sweet.
744
00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:52,870
And probably true.
745
00:29:53,443 --> 00:29:56,143
Hey, I wanted to apologize for earlier.
746
00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:59,280
You know, Phoebe's my girl,
and she can be opinionated,
747
00:29:59,315 --> 00:30:00,854
and when we get together, we go hard...
748
00:30:00,879 --> 00:30:04,292
Look, I know what I
want, but I can't splurge.
749
00:30:05,284 --> 00:30:07,121
I'm a single parent, so...
750
00:30:07,156 --> 00:30:09,623
Hey, understood. I'm
a single parent myself.
751
00:30:09,659 --> 00:30:10,659
Oh.
752
00:30:10,693 --> 00:30:12,793
My wife died a while ago.
753
00:30:12,829 --> 00:30:14,987
Oh, I'm so sorry.
754
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,424
You know, at this point
my daughter's been with me
755
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,716
longer than her mother
and I were married.
756
00:30:20,308 --> 00:30:21,535
Look, I'm just saying that
757
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:24,104
to say that when it comes to sacrifice,
758
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:25,339
I get it.
759
00:30:25,374 --> 00:30:26,674
Yeah.
760
00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:28,509
And judging by this pie,
761
00:30:28,544 --> 00:30:30,644
you probably cook for your kid a lot.
762
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,213
I do.
763
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,882
I work crazy hours,
and it's the only time
764
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:36,650
we get to really spend together,
765
00:30:36,686 --> 00:30:38,891
- so, it's important.
- Right.
766
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,023
But... the range model
you're looking at is...
767
00:30:43,059 --> 00:30:44,859
It's kind of up there.
768
00:30:44,894 --> 00:30:47,962
So you're not gonna take my business.
769
00:30:47,997 --> 00:30:50,731
Oh, no, I'm definitely
gonna take your business.
770
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,969
I think we can come up with
some kind of compromise.
771
00:30:54,203 --> 00:30:55,836
Compromise, huh?
772
00:30:55,872 --> 00:30:56,971
Yeah.
773
00:30:57,006 --> 00:30:58,706
Okay.
774
00:31:03,045 --> 00:31:05,212
So which one was the one that walked in?
775
00:31:05,248 --> 00:31:07,399
That one, Linda.
776
00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:11,552
Gosh, it was the one mom
that I got a friend vibe from,
777
00:31:11,587 --> 00:31:13,020
and now I blew it. I just...
778
00:31:13,055 --> 00:31:14,588
I got so obsessed with my agenda.
779
00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:16,423
I've been trying to
keep the sexy train going
780
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,225
and feeding the fantasy for my book.
781
00:31:18,261 --> 00:31:20,694
I just... Really, I
just made a big mess.
782
00:31:20,730 --> 00:31:22,207
Well, at least you got
some really juicy chapters
783
00:31:22,231 --> 00:31:23,531
for your book.
784
00:31:23,566 --> 00:31:25,110
And what ended up
happening with the coach?
785
00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,512
- Where'd you guys leave it?
- I don't know.
786
00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:27,935
It's awkward and weird,
787
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:30,571
and his wall just
went straight up, so...
788
00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:32,706
Well, for what it's
worth, I think he's great.
789
00:31:32,742 --> 00:31:34,742
You barely talked to him.
790
00:31:34,777 --> 00:31:36,243
Yeah, but I caught a vibe.
791
00:31:36,279 --> 00:31:37,711
Something between the two of you.
792
00:31:37,747 --> 00:31:39,914
Something, yeah. I
mean, what am I doing?
793
00:31:39,949 --> 00:31:41,348
This is dumb.
794
00:31:41,384 --> 00:31:42,349
Nope.
795
00:31:42,385 --> 00:31:43,551
What, a romance novel?
796
00:31:43,586 --> 00:31:44,718
Am I kidding myself?
797
00:31:44,754 --> 00:31:46,287
No, it is not dumb.
798
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,556
It's gonna be great,
because you're writing it.
799
00:31:48,591 --> 00:31:50,135
Thank you. That's why I wanted to set it
800
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:51,425
in baseball world, you know?
801
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,127
Because it felt
different. It felt like...
802
00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:57,031
It felt elevated, like this
smart woman's romance novel.
803
00:31:57,066 --> 00:31:58,799
- Is that an oxymoron?
- Abs, move forward.
804
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,268
- Don't overthink it.
- Oh, yeah, too late.
805
00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:03,370
Over-thought and
possibly majorly screwed.
806
00:32:03,406 --> 00:32:06,073
So what? Things get screwed.
807
00:32:06,108 --> 00:32:08,024
It doesn't mean they're broken for good.
808
00:32:08,477 --> 00:32:11,141
You seem happy, happier than
I've seen in a long time.
809
00:32:12,915 --> 00:32:14,715
I could use some of that.
810
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,795
What are you talking about?
You've got your big case.
811
00:32:16,819 --> 00:32:19,086
Oh, please, Ronnie Kline is a nut-job.
812
00:32:19,121 --> 00:32:20,921
All day, every day, 24/7.
813
00:32:20,957 --> 00:32:23,223
But I forge ahead through the madness.
814
00:32:23,259 --> 00:32:24,491
Don't we all.
815
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,627
What is that?
816
00:32:26,662 --> 00:32:28,596
My infant of an attorney.
817
00:32:28,631 --> 00:32:31,966
120 hours of community
service. Are you kidding me?
818
00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,901
Oh, sorry.
819
00:32:33,936 --> 00:32:36,003
I mean, on the bright
side it's not prison.
820
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,771
She wants to meet.
821
00:32:37,807 --> 00:32:39,106
I have to go.
822
00:32:39,141 --> 00:32:41,442
Oh, what can I do? How can I help?
823
00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:42,560
I don't know. I'll call you.
824
00:32:47,049 --> 00:32:49,316
I have the French homework,
and then there's the essay.
825
00:32:49,352 --> 00:32:51,085
- Uh-huh.
- And by the way,
826
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,487
I took your advice, and
I'm going to be more bold.
827
00:32:53,522 --> 00:32:55,823
- With Ethan?
- Yeah.
828
00:32:55,858 --> 00:32:57,658
So thank you.
829
00:32:57,693 --> 00:32:58,826
Anytime.
830
00:32:58,861 --> 00:33:00,894
Hmm.
831
00:33:03,466 --> 00:33:04,883
Mom!
832
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,393
Dad, wake up!
833
00:33:09,481 --> 00:33:10,546
Robert.
834
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:12,037
Robert.
835
00:33:12,062 --> 00:33:13,261
Open your eyes.
836
00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,752
Can you hear me?
837
00:33:15,336 --> 00:33:16,710
Open your eyes!
838
00:33:16,746 --> 00:33:18,212
Honey, call 911.
839
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,381
Come on, I need you to call 911.
840
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:21,715
It's gonna be okay.
841
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,484
It's gonna be okay. Just hurry.
842
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:25,986
Hurry. Wake up, come on!
843
00:33:26,022 --> 00:33:28,656
Oh, God. Robert!
844
00:33:31,193 --> 00:33:32,292
Bye.
845
00:33:32,328 --> 00:33:33,360
Bye-bye.
846
00:33:33,396 --> 00:33:34,561
Thanks.
847
00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:36,030
Hey, great party.
848
00:33:36,065 --> 00:33:37,665
Oh, thank you.
849
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,400
- Thanks.
- Hope you had fun.
850
00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:41,702
Mommy, can I have a sleepover?
851
00:33:41,737 --> 00:33:43,337
Please, please, please, please, please.
852
00:33:43,372 --> 00:33:45,506
Uh, sure, just go up and get your stuff.
853
00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:47,207
- I'll ask his mom.
- Yes!
854
00:33:47,243 --> 00:33:49,176
Hey, Abby, thank you.
855
00:33:49,211 --> 00:33:53,047
Hey, Linda, can we just have
a talk for just a second?
856
00:33:53,082 --> 00:33:55,382
Sure. Hey, why don't you
guys wait for me in the car?
857
00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:56,550
I will be right out.
858
00:33:56,585 --> 00:33:57,818
Be there in a minute.
859
00:33:57,853 --> 00:33:59,653
Just, uh, over here.
860
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,188
Over here.
861
00:34:01,577 --> 00:34:03,477
Um, so I know you talked to Mike,
862
00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:07,110
and I just wanted to
thank you personally
863
00:34:07,135 --> 00:34:09,578
as a friend for your discretion.
864
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,233
- I will be discrete.
- Thank you.
865
00:34:13,269 --> 00:34:15,992
But you put me in a
really awkward position.
866
00:34:17,027 --> 00:34:18,273
I know.
867
00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,408
All the other moms have been talking
868
00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:23,177
about you and Coach a lot,
869
00:34:23,212 --> 00:34:24,828
and I've been defending you.
870
00:34:25,047 --> 00:34:27,025
I said there is no way Mike
could go there right now
871
00:34:27,049 --> 00:34:28,182
with everything.
872
00:34:28,217 --> 00:34:29,683
With everything.
873
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,318
I've known Mike a really long time.
874
00:34:31,353 --> 00:34:33,120
He and Colette and I go way back.
875
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:34,188
Yeah, Colette.
876
00:34:34,223 --> 00:34:35,355
And everybody knows
877
00:34:35,391 --> 00:34:37,024
that they have had the toughest year,
878
00:34:37,059 --> 00:34:38,797
and they are still in the thick of it.
879
00:34:39,061 --> 00:34:41,862
I mean, I can't imagine
splitting up with someone
880
00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:44,055
and living under the same roof,
881
00:34:44,233 --> 00:34:46,438
because I can't...
882
00:34:48,437 --> 00:34:50,789
Oh, shit.
883
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,985
He didn't tell you.
884
00:34:53,909 --> 00:34:55,943
Uh, no... yeah, no.
885
00:34:55,978 --> 00:34:59,279
Yeah, he... no, I just...
it's... He told me.
886
00:34:59,315 --> 00:35:01,391
It's just really weird to hear out loud.
887
00:35:01,951 --> 00:35:04,985
You know, but I'm sure it's just a...
888
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,720
It's a money thing, so...
889
00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:07,914
Maybe.
890
00:35:08,324 --> 00:35:12,226
I mean, she says it's more
the kids, but whatever.
891
00:35:12,261 --> 00:35:14,762
It just all sounds like hell to me.
892
00:35:14,797 --> 00:35:16,227
Anyway, I...
893
00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:19,742
- Right, thank you. Okay.
- This was so lovely.
894
00:35:20,283 --> 00:35:22,116
Okay.
895
00:35:32,376 --> 00:35:34,342
Hey, take it easy.
896
00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:36,164
Don't get up too fast.
897
00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:39,289
Where's Zooey?
898
00:35:40,914 --> 00:35:42,383
She's in the waiting room.
899
00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:45,547
Did she, uh...
900
00:35:47,591 --> 00:35:49,324
You had to get your stomach pumped
901
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:51,524
in the apartment, so yeah, she saw.
902
00:35:53,607 --> 00:35:55,421
I'm sorry.
903
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,999
I'm so sorry.
904
00:35:58,035 --> 00:35:59,801
I just don't understand what happened.
905
00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:03,872
I need help.
906
00:36:03,907 --> 00:36:05,828
Yeah, I know. I know.
907
00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:09,883
I mean, when things are
good, I want to drink.
908
00:36:10,649 --> 00:36:12,881
When things are bad, I want to drink.
909
00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:15,216
- We're gonna get you help.
- It's killing me.
910
00:36:15,252 --> 00:36:17,172
We're gonna get you help.
911
00:36:19,354 --> 00:36:22,455
But you've got to do
it for real this time.
912
00:36:23,994 --> 00:36:25,460
Yeah.
913
00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:27,969
- I know.
- For Zooey.
914
00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:31,232
For me.
915
00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:39,375
No more running, I promise.
916
00:36:41,011 --> 00:36:42,336
Good.
917
00:36:42,979 --> 00:36:44,979
I'm the only one who gets to kill you.
918
00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:46,508
You got it?
919
00:36:48,919 --> 00:36:51,720
I cannot believe we missed
your investment dinner.
920
00:36:51,755 --> 00:36:53,455
It's fine.
921
00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:55,668
Those guys have their heads
so far up each other's asses,
922
00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:58,126
they'll barely notice.
923
00:36:58,161 --> 00:37:03,431
And besides, I mean, I do
what I want, when I want.
924
00:37:03,614 --> 00:37:05,866
It's the joy of me, babe.
925
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:08,319
Well...
926
00:37:09,051 --> 00:37:11,051
lucky you.
927
00:37:16,713 --> 00:37:19,247
What did you mean... earlier
928
00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:20,982
by what you said
929
00:37:21,017 --> 00:37:23,017
about people tearing you down?
930
00:37:23,053 --> 00:37:24,986
- Did I say that?
- Yeah, you did.
931
00:37:25,021 --> 00:37:26,187
- No.
- Yeah.
932
00:37:26,223 --> 00:37:28,957
- So serious, Gem.
- I know.
933
00:37:28,992 --> 00:37:30,992
What?
934
00:37:33,830 --> 00:37:36,364
Hmm?
935
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,741
I mean, growing up I felt like a prop.
936
00:37:40,337 --> 00:37:43,938
You know, part of the
big, happy family charade
937
00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:47,632
that my dad would put on
for clients and investors.
938
00:37:49,290 --> 00:37:51,046
Shit messed me up.
939
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:55,178
I mean, I had everything, you know?
940
00:37:55,886 --> 00:37:57,905
I just... I felt...
941
00:37:59,589 --> 00:38:01,055
kinda empty.
942
00:38:03,527 --> 00:38:04,819
I get that.
943
00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:08,272
I mean, I get the empty part.
944
00:38:10,267 --> 00:38:12,522
I started modeling way too young.
945
00:38:15,038 --> 00:38:16,718
Must have been confusing.
946
00:38:18,419 --> 00:38:21,420
It wasn't the happiest childhood.
947
00:38:26,016 --> 00:38:27,341
Yep.
948
00:38:28,091 --> 00:38:29,660
Well y'know
949
00:38:29,819 --> 00:38:31,450
Here's to making it out alive.
950
00:38:31,841 --> 00:38:33,588
Yes, to making it out alive.
951
00:38:37,531 --> 00:38:38,943
Oh.
952
00:38:40,063 --> 00:38:41,262
- Excuse me.
- Wow.
953
00:38:41,298 --> 00:38:42,497
- That is...
- That's pretty.
954
00:38:42,532 --> 00:38:44,274
Too much milkshake.
I don't know,
955
00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:46,980
sometimes you just have
to let it all out.
956
00:38:47,005 --> 00:38:48,870
- Let it out.
- Let it out, girl.
957
00:38:52,021 --> 00:38:54,192
_
958
00:38:59,177 --> 00:39:02,127
_
959
00:39:02,152 --> 00:39:04,586
- Everything okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
960
00:39:04,621 --> 00:39:07,455
Sorry, sorry.
961
00:39:08,217 --> 00:39:10,661
Everything is good.
962
00:39:15,356 --> 00:39:16,698
Hey, you good?
963
00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:18,433
You look a little disappointed.
964
00:39:18,468 --> 00:39:20,635
I still can't think of one real chef
965
00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:22,270
that cooks on an electric stove.
966
00:39:22,305 --> 00:39:23,905
Well, first of all,
967
00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:26,107
it sounds much sexier
when you say "convection."
968
00:39:26,142 --> 00:39:27,742
Oh.
969
00:39:27,777 --> 00:39:30,645
Besides this model is
in a league of its own.
970
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,480
And you get the two ovens, right?
971
00:39:32,516 --> 00:39:34,482
At least it's new. I'll manage.
972
00:39:34,518 --> 00:39:35,917
- You'll manage?
- Yeah.
973
00:39:35,952 --> 00:39:38,786
Thank you for not taking
me to the poor house.
974
00:39:38,822 --> 00:39:40,411
Of course.
975
00:39:40,436 --> 00:39:42,724
Now my guy will be here to
install it early next week.
976
00:39:42,759 --> 00:39:44,125
All right?
977
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,600
And you call me if you need anything.
978
00:39:45,629 --> 00:39:46,966
All right, thank you.
979
00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:49,458
Wait a minute.
980
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,399
Wait a minute.
981
00:39:51,942 --> 00:39:54,068
Wait one minute.
982
00:39:54,104 --> 00:39:56,671
Uh, you okay?
983
00:39:56,706 --> 00:40:00,317
Yeah, but I... Oh, I am tripping.
984
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,396
Look, I have a client who
just bought a brand-new Viking.
985
00:40:03,421 --> 00:40:04,954
It's for his second guest home.
986
00:40:05,048 --> 00:40:06,014
Eww, gross.
987
00:40:06,049 --> 00:40:07,317
Yeah, he is a douche,
988
00:40:07,342 --> 00:40:10,084
but he ended up going
with something else, so...
989
00:40:10,497 --> 00:40:11,953
What are you saying?
990
00:40:11,988 --> 00:40:14,088
I'm saying that if I talk to him
991
00:40:14,124 --> 00:40:18,044
I bet he would sell you
that oven at a used price.
992
00:40:18,169 --> 00:40:20,929
Oh, wow, look at that smile.
993
00:40:20,964 --> 00:40:23,197
All right, well, let me work on it.
994
00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:25,033
I'm going to get you that Viking.
995
00:40:25,068 --> 00:40:27,435
Wow. Thank you.
996
00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:28,802
You got it.
997
00:40:29,072 --> 00:40:32,273
And maybe we can get
a drink or something.
998
00:40:34,044 --> 00:40:35,476
Viking or not?
999
00:40:37,514 --> 00:40:39,881
Yeah. I'd like that.
1000
00:40:41,851 --> 00:40:43,685
Great. I'll call you.
1001
00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,559
I'm looking forward to it.
1002
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,544
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1003
00:40:50,093 --> 00:40:52,860
Uh, I guess I better
go put on my shoes, huh?
1004
00:40:52,896 --> 00:40:53,896
Yeah, maybe.
1005
00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:55,363
- Okay, yeah.
- Okay.
1006
00:41:23,593 --> 00:41:26,928
_
1007
00:41:31,635 --> 00:41:34,569
_
1008
00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:43,544
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