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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:34,514 --> 00:02:36,746 I'm built to last. 2 00:02:36,816 --> 00:02:38,043 I'll die... 3 00:02:38,918 --> 00:02:41,321 when I damn well please. 4 00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:57,232 Get me the fuck out of here. 5 00:02:59,039 --> 00:02:59,937 What do you know about this?! 6 00:03:00,507 --> 00:03:01,805 Shit. 7 00:03:01,874 --> 00:03:02,899 What do you know? 8 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:04,342 You see that? 9 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:06,938 You see this crispy stump? 10 00:03:07,014 --> 00:03:09,314 Her arm was blown off. 11 00:03:12,852 --> 00:03:13,785 Fucker! 12 00:03:13,853 --> 00:03:16,154 You dickhead lesbo! 13 00:03:27,901 --> 00:03:30,064 I ain't got no notion of what went down. 14 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:31,833 I swear to God. 15 00:03:40,946 --> 00:03:42,385 No! 16 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:44,475 You're gonna spill your guts! 17 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:46,885 All right, goddamn it! I'll tell ya! 18 00:04:12,079 --> 00:04:13,445 Motherfucker! 19 00:04:13,512 --> 00:04:15,141 I didn't do shit! 20 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,045 Who did? 21 00:04:16,116 --> 00:04:18,416 It was that goddamn bastard. 22 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:20,819 - Who?! - Bozo! 23 00:04:23,623 --> 00:04:25,149 Bozo! 24 00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:52,814 His Trans-Am's gone. 25 00:04:52,886 --> 00:04:54,981 Son of a bitch. 26 00:04:55,055 --> 00:04:57,116 Which way did the son of a bitch go? 27 00:04:57,190 --> 00:04:59,387 The small town down there, 28 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,759 on the other side of the bridge. 29 00:05:01,828 --> 00:05:03,319 That's where he hangs out at 30 00:05:03,396 --> 00:05:05,298 with his gimpy brother. 31 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:08,399 He left me. 32 00:05:14,074 --> 00:05:16,374 Those son of a bitches. 33 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,432 They left me. 34 00:05:22,315 --> 00:05:24,148 They left me for dead. 35 00:05:28,855 --> 00:05:30,323 You have a heart attack? 36 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,017 My heart. 37 00:05:57,416 --> 00:06:00,115 daughter alive in a drainage pipe. 38 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:02,282 Now, some believe that Gus, 39 00:06:02,355 --> 00:06:04,918 affectionately known as "Short Bus" Gus, 40 00:06:04,992 --> 00:06:07,555 possesses a special psychic gift. 41 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:11,291 Take me downtown, thrust bunny! 42 00:06:12,364 --> 00:06:13,393 Yes! 43 00:06:14,467 --> 00:06:16,130 Hurry the fuck up in there! 44 00:06:16,203 --> 00:06:19,506 We gotta pick up Grandma before the match. 45 00:06:19,573 --> 00:06:21,907 I could just smell her courage. 46 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:32,744 What the fuck is that?! 47 00:06:32,819 --> 00:06:34,516 Oh, my God! Run! 48 00:06:34,588 --> 00:06:35,783 Fuckin' tricky Mexicans. 49 00:07:04,284 --> 00:07:06,482 She's gone, man. 50 00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:07,543 She's gone. 51 00:07:34,514 --> 00:07:35,743 I'm Thunder. 52 00:07:35,816 --> 00:07:37,615 This is Lightning. 53 00:07:37,684 --> 00:07:39,084 I bring the rumble. 54 00:07:39,152 --> 00:07:41,054 He brings the pain. 55 00:07:41,121 --> 00:07:43,490 Not politically correct to kill a little person, 56 00:07:43,557 --> 00:07:45,219 let alone 2. 57 00:08:06,113 --> 00:08:07,582 I will. 58 00:08:19,993 --> 00:08:22,487 How long you gonna hold out on me? 59 00:08:22,562 --> 00:08:24,361 You can't hide it forever. 60 00:08:24,432 --> 00:08:26,800 But I can hold you forever, should it come to that. 61 00:08:30,371 --> 00:08:32,773 6 days now in the clinker, huh? 62 00:08:32,839 --> 00:08:35,036 Well, you probably want a shower, right? 63 00:08:36,109 --> 00:08:37,703 Not today, bud. 64 00:08:37,777 --> 00:08:40,510 No shower, no bread, no water. 65 00:08:45,685 --> 00:08:49,147 Your odor reminds me of the paste my asshole makes on a hot day. 66 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:53,089 Can't keep me in here like this. 67 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:54,356 Who's gonna stop me? 68 00:08:54,428 --> 00:08:56,955 I'm an anti-smack regime in full effect, son. 69 00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:59,057 I'm a guillotine lookin' for a head. 70 00:09:00,301 --> 00:09:01,269 Luke. 71 00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:02,428 Yes, sir? 72 00:09:08,242 --> 00:09:10,212 Now, I know you're cookin' this crystal meth shit 73 00:09:10,278 --> 00:09:12,339 in your school bus somewhere. 74 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:14,076 Where is it? 75 00:09:14,148 --> 00:09:15,673 Where'd you hide your bus this time? 76 00:09:15,749 --> 00:09:18,220 Where's your goddamn lair, junkie? 77 00:09:19,052 --> 00:09:22,583 I don't know nothin' about no school bus, Sheriff. 78 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,457 I'm just a vagabond. 79 00:09:27,328 --> 00:09:29,594 Well, that's fine... 80 00:09:30,897 --> 00:09:32,890 until I find it, burn it, 81 00:09:32,966 --> 00:09:34,629 and piss on the ashes. 82 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,022 Don't give him anything the rest of the day. 83 00:09:55,089 --> 00:09:56,148 All right, Sheriff. 84 00:10:15,142 --> 00:10:17,009 I'm dyin' soon, 85 00:10:17,078 --> 00:10:19,810 and I'm dyin' horribly. 86 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:27,222 Who wants to get fingered? 87 00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:03,826 I'm tellin' you, she's cheatin' on me. I know it. 88 00:11:07,361 --> 00:11:09,092 Dale, it's screwing with my business. 89 00:11:11,731 --> 00:11:14,032 Dale, I'm not even number-one salesman 90 00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:16,503 at my own 2-employee-strong car lot now. 91 00:11:19,006 --> 00:11:19,939 All right, Dale, listen. 92 00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:22,034 He's someone in this fuckin' town. I know it. 93 00:11:23,477 --> 00:11:25,140 No, I don't have any proof, Dale. 94 00:11:25,212 --> 00:11:26,703 That's where you come, Dale. 95 00:11:26,781 --> 00:11:28,409 Dale, you're talkin'. 96 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:31,181 Shut up, Dale. Okay, listen. 97 00:11:31,252 --> 00:11:33,245 That's where you come in, okay? 98 00:11:34,956 --> 00:11:36,983 I need some hard evidence, Dale. 99 00:11:37,058 --> 00:11:39,358 I need some fuckin' proof. Yeah. 100 00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:41,522 Some soiled panties or something, you know? 101 00:11:41,595 --> 00:11:43,964 Some errant pubes, a fuckin' used condom. 102 00:11:44,031 --> 00:11:45,693 I don't care. Get me some hard evidence. 103 00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:48,302 Hang on a minute. 104 00:11:50,871 --> 00:11:52,533 We're all set here. 105 00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:53,539 Let's go. 106 00:11:53,607 --> 00:11:55,304 Hey, you guys enjoy that station wagon, okay? 107 00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:56,275 Hurry up. 108 00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:58,975 Don't forget to come back when junior's ready to roll. 109 00:11:59,046 --> 00:11:59,877 All right? 110 00:11:59,947 --> 00:12:01,245 Hey, hey. 111 00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:03,808 You folks remember, 112 00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,113 I fuckin' slash prices. 113 00:12:05,186 --> 00:12:06,176 Remember that. 114 00:12:09,691 --> 00:12:11,057 Hola, amigos. 115 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,218 No credito? 116 00:12:12,293 --> 00:12:13,556 No problemo. 117 00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:15,860 I know cars. I know engines. 118 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:17,489 American ingenuity, it's what I do. 119 00:12:17,565 --> 00:12:18,966 Slash-slash, slash-slash, 120 00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,092 slickety-slash. 121 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,228 Like this beauty here...2,999. 122 00:12:22,303 --> 00:12:24,535 Slash! 999. 123 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,667 No credit? No problem. 124 00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:31,038 I'm so bad, you know it's good. 125 00:12:31,112 --> 00:12:32,478 Suck a dick, everyone. 126 00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:34,739 I slash prices. 127 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,487 It's ruining my business, Dale. 128 00:12:41,555 --> 00:12:44,493 My fuckin' reputation's on the line here, Dale. 129 00:12:47,596 --> 00:12:48,528 Get into it, Dale. 130 00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:50,327 Let that son of a bitch know he's got it comin'. 131 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,687 Bullshit! 132 00:13:31,439 --> 00:13:33,068 Shit, there goes a lawsuit. 133 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:40,874 What the... 134 00:13:41,348 --> 00:13:42,578 I fuckin' knew it! 135 00:13:46,987 --> 00:13:48,684 So fuckin' dead! 136 00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:51,159 You are fuckin' dead. You just fuckin' killed yourself. 137 00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:54,224 You can threaten me all you want, 138 00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:55,730 but I'm empowered now... 139 00:13:55,797 --> 00:13:57,163 by the secret. 140 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,763 I wish for good things to happen... 141 00:14:01,836 --> 00:14:03,270 to me. 142 00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:12,212 Thought becomes thing. 143 00:14:14,516 --> 00:14:15,541 Motherfuckin' what? 144 00:14:15,617 --> 00:14:17,142 And Greg is my rock. 145 00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:19,188 Well, now, take it easy. 146 00:14:19,253 --> 00:14:21,588 Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 147 00:14:40,141 --> 00:14:41,610 I'm a ne'er-do-well, 148 00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:44,078 and I have a moustache. 149 00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:45,671 This doesn't happen overnight. 150 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:49,580 Of all fuckin' people, Greg. 151 00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:06,601 Okay. 152 00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:25,672 Ain't nobody home, husky. 153 00:16:28,216 --> 00:16:30,345 Let's get the fuck away from here. 154 00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:32,649 Where does he live? 155 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,223 Trans-Am ain't around. 156 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:40,355 That tells me you're shit out of luck, lady. 157 00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:42,523 You're fucking shit out of luck! 158 00:17:00,282 --> 00:17:02,718 The monsters didn't attack. 159 00:17:02,784 --> 00:17:03,877 They're gone. 160 00:17:05,987 --> 00:17:07,957 We can make a run for it. 161 00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:10,153 We ain't goin' nowhere, woman. 162 00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:11,693 What are you talkin' about? 163 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,027 That jail's the only safe place in town. 164 00:17:14,095 --> 00:17:15,563 We're going. 165 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,227 Greg, the fuckin' jail is locked down, okay, 166 00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:19,962 and we can't fuckin' make it. 167 00:17:20,035 --> 00:17:22,767 Look outside. Have you seen the amount of blood out there, nimrod? 168 00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:24,864 Okay, that's what going for it gets you. 169 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,302 I wished for this. 170 00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:34,048 This is it. 171 00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:37,616 I wished for this, and here it is. 172 00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,849 This is not the fuckin' help. 173 00:17:39,922 --> 00:17:43,156 I visualized this, and they appeared. 174 00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:45,353 This is proof. 175 00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:47,955 Sweetie, help is the U.S. of fuckin' A. military, okay? 176 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,157 That's a gang. 177 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,961 They got a fuckin' hostage, for crying out... 178 00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:52,228 Get down! The big guy is looking. 179 00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:06,540 They're leaving. 180 00:18:06,614 --> 00:18:07,741 We can't just let 'em leave. 181 00:18:08,918 --> 00:18:10,250 Yes, we can. 182 00:18:10,318 --> 00:18:11,718 They've got guns. 183 00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,121 Duh, and they'll fuckin' point them at us. 184 00:18:14,189 --> 00:18:18,527 No, this is a time for mankind to come together. 185 00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,125 You're wrong! 186 00:18:22,197 --> 00:18:23,130 Shut the... 187 00:18:23,198 --> 00:18:24,166 Motherfucker! 188 00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:26,225 Fuck you, Greg. You gonna tell me about wrong? 189 00:18:26,301 --> 00:18:27,735 You wife-fucker! 190 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,434 Get out of my way. 191 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:36,941 Come on. 192 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:39,039 He's probably headed for the city. 193 00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:41,277 I told you where he lived, where he hung out. 194 00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:44,150 Now, look, you cut me loose. Please. 195 00:18:44,219 --> 00:18:45,380 Get comfy. 196 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:54,220 Bullshit. Stupid. Stupid, stupid. 197 00:18:54,295 --> 00:18:56,356 - Motherfucker! - Fuckin' stupid! 198 00:18:59,534 --> 00:19:00,627 Grab him. 199 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,467 What the fuck? 200 00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:04,006 Got him. 201 00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:08,609 This shit's on you, Greg. Fuck that. 202 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:22,117 Greg, by the way, 203 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,385 you're so fuckin' fired. 204 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,493 You know what? 205 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,859 I quit. 206 00:19:29,932 --> 00:19:31,230 Shit. 207 00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,734 Is this him? 208 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,571 That ain't him. 209 00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:42,010 Feel free to shoot him, though. 210 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,740 How about you, fatback? 211 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,811 You drive a brown Trans-Am? 212 00:19:46,882 --> 00:19:48,544 No! No, no. 213 00:19:48,617 --> 00:19:50,210 I know the guy who does, though. 214 00:19:50,285 --> 00:19:51,548 I sold it to him myself. 215 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,883 That ain't him, either. 216 00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:54,822 - That's right. Could you please... - Shit. 217 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,587 We hadn't even ought to be here. 218 00:19:58,426 --> 00:20:01,159 You and your fuckin' revenge shit 219 00:20:01,229 --> 00:20:02,823 are gonna get us all done in. 220 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,326 Hey, hey. 221 00:20:06,401 --> 00:20:08,268 Wait a minute. 222 00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:10,499 Let me tell you somethin', mama. 223 00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:14,707 I was a fuckin' marine in the second World War, okay? 224 00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:18,147 - And I got over the goddamn Krauts... - Close the fuckin' door, please. 225 00:20:18,214 --> 00:20:20,377 and I got over the goddamn Japs, 226 00:20:20,448 --> 00:20:22,612 so you get that stick out of your ass, 227 00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:26,055 and get over this fucking vendetta bullshit of yours, 228 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,091 and let's get out of here. 229 00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,147 What do you say? 230 00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:33,890 We hadn't even ought to be here. 231 00:20:35,731 --> 00:20:38,224 You and your fucking revenge shit. 232 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,232 There anybody else in here? 233 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,402 No, not in here, 234 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:47,467 so could you please close the door? 235 00:21:16,939 --> 00:21:18,305 Get back! Get back! 236 00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:20,172 Get back! Shut the fucking door! 237 00:21:25,948 --> 00:21:27,109 Thank you for waking them up. 238 00:21:29,518 --> 00:21:31,316 What have I been saying? Shut the fucking door. 239 00:21:31,387 --> 00:21:34,826 Help! Help me! Please! Open the door! 240 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:36,022 Open the... 241 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,423 Hold the door! Hold the door! 242 00:21:45,768 --> 00:21:46,895 Hold the door! 243 00:21:46,969 --> 00:21:47,959 That wall's coming down. 244 00:21:52,107 --> 00:21:53,633 What the fuck? 245 00:21:59,014 --> 00:22:01,679 Wall's coming down. It's made out of pigeon shit. 246 00:22:05,654 --> 00:22:07,590 Motherfucker! 247 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,398 Run! 248 00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:44,122 You asshole bitch. 249 00:22:56,872 --> 00:22:57,805 Where'd he go? 250 00:22:57,873 --> 00:22:58,806 They ain't fuckin' here. 251 00:23:11,787 --> 00:23:13,848 We're gonna be safe. I know it. 252 00:23:15,225 --> 00:23:16,955 Other way, other way, other way. 253 00:23:29,672 --> 00:23:33,008 This is it. This is where he lives. 254 00:23:33,076 --> 00:23:34,203 Lady, you know what? 255 00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:36,042 You're out of your fuckin' gourd. 256 00:23:36,779 --> 00:23:39,876 Your Trans-Am ain't here, he ain't here. 257 00:23:54,630 --> 00:23:56,031 You son of a bitch. 258 00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:34,367 Why are you stalkin' the son of a bitch? 259 00:24:36,239 --> 00:24:38,300 Lose a sister... 260 00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:39,706 ask me again. 261 00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:53,020 - Yeah? - Yeah. 262 00:25:00,763 --> 00:25:04,760 Hold it right there. 263 00:25:08,704 --> 00:25:11,505 Now turn it around. 264 00:25:11,573 --> 00:25:14,010 Turn it around. 265 00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,979 Slowly. 266 00:25:24,154 --> 00:25:25,919 Shit fire and save matches. 267 00:25:28,324 --> 00:25:29,816 This is our hiding place. 268 00:25:30,894 --> 00:25:33,889 You guys take your hide up the street to the jail. 269 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:38,631 That's not gonna happen. 270 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:45,272 You get out. 271 00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:48,313 How's that revenge thing workin' out for ya? 272 00:25:49,812 --> 00:25:51,542 We're not going anywhere. 273 00:26:05,894 --> 00:26:07,225 Dad? 274 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,028 I'm coming out. Please don't shoot. 275 00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:48,197 Don't shoot. I don't have a gun. 276 00:26:48,271 --> 00:26:50,708 Please. God. Don't shoot. 277 00:26:50,773 --> 00:26:52,401 I swear to God I don't have a gun. 278 00:26:52,475 --> 00:26:55,072 I don't know these people. I've never seen them before in my life. 279 00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:57,639 I'm on my own. 280 00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:05,653 People think I'm just a dumb blonde. 281 00:27:05,722 --> 00:27:08,454 They have no idea who I really am. 282 00:27:21,538 --> 00:27:22,767 She's fucking leaving. 283 00:27:27,478 --> 00:27:28,810 It worked! 284 00:27:35,851 --> 00:27:37,184 Crap. 285 00:27:38,955 --> 00:27:41,289 You fucking chicken shit. 286 00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:42,883 - No, I didn't mean to... - Damn cunt. 287 00:27:42,959 --> 00:27:44,291 No, please stop! 288 00:28:03,813 --> 00:28:05,179 No! No! No! 289 00:28:08,752 --> 00:28:11,588 No! No! No! No, he's gonna kill me! 290 00:28:17,226 --> 00:28:19,219 You left us for dead. 291 00:28:19,295 --> 00:28:21,425 You fraulein twat. 292 00:28:23,967 --> 00:28:27,429 Get on your feet, goddamn it. 293 00:28:27,504 --> 00:28:28,232 Get up here! 294 00:28:28,304 --> 00:28:29,671 They were gonna kill me! 295 00:28:32,075 --> 00:28:33,601 I said I'm sorry! 296 00:28:33,677 --> 00:28:35,613 Right there. Right there. 297 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:36,942 I said I'm sorry! 298 00:28:49,293 --> 00:28:50,420 No! 299 00:28:53,096 --> 00:28:55,533 Forgive and forget, old man? 300 00:29:25,094 --> 00:29:29,263 You worthless motherfuckers! 301 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:33,170 You think anyone gives a shit about any of you?! 302 00:29:33,237 --> 00:29:36,209 You all deserve to fucking die. 303 00:29:36,273 --> 00:29:38,037 You can go to hell. 304 00:29:44,947 --> 00:29:46,439 Where'd you get that? 305 00:29:51,821 --> 00:29:53,222 Where'd you get this? 306 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:57,922 Oh, fuck me. 307 00:29:59,829 --> 00:30:01,696 And fuck you, too! 308 00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:03,325 Fuck yourself. 309 00:30:05,402 --> 00:30:07,201 Give it! Give it to me! 310 00:30:08,272 --> 00:30:10,504 She deserved it. 311 00:30:16,747 --> 00:30:18,580 It's rainin' bitches out here. 312 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:19,946 Fuck you. 313 00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:22,612 Stop followin' me. 314 00:30:22,686 --> 00:30:23,949 Greg. 315 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,455 Wait for us. 316 00:30:25,522 --> 00:30:26,888 - Wait. - Shit. 317 00:30:26,956 --> 00:30:28,926 Get the fuck... Go back. Go away. 318 00:30:28,991 --> 00:30:30,392 Wait. 319 00:30:34,197 --> 00:30:35,289 Shit. 320 00:30:35,365 --> 00:30:36,833 Shit, shit, shit. 321 00:30:38,569 --> 00:30:40,471 Slasher's Auto Barn. 322 00:30:40,537 --> 00:30:41,903 Hello? Who is this? 323 00:30:41,971 --> 00:30:45,000 We're in the metal shop. Just keep moving. 324 00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:47,875 I can see you, motherfucker. Come on. 325 00:30:47,944 --> 00:30:48,912 All right. 326 00:30:57,688 --> 00:30:59,282 Keep comin'. Keep comin'. 327 00:30:59,356 --> 00:31:00,381 Watch out for the crap. 328 00:31:00,457 --> 00:31:01,390 The what? 329 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,451 The pile of shit, motherfucker! 330 00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:05,759 Fuck! Fuck. 331 00:31:05,829 --> 00:31:07,594 - Yo, man, look out! - What? 332 00:31:07,664 --> 00:31:08,723 Look out! 333 00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:14,902 - My nose. - Where you going, cocksucker? 334 00:31:14,972 --> 00:31:18,638 Over there, in the fuckin' shop. 335 00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:29,446 Where? 336 00:31:38,695 --> 00:31:44,367 Monster! 337 00:31:44,434 --> 00:31:45,960 Shut the fuck up! 338 00:31:46,036 --> 00:31:47,595 - It's okay. - Bitch. 339 00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:49,300 It's dead. Now come on in. 340 00:31:49,373 --> 00:31:50,602 Be quiet. 341 00:31:50,674 --> 00:31:52,439 Fuck. Fuck me. 342 00:31:52,509 --> 00:31:53,499 Fuck me. 343 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,683 All right, follow me. Come on. 344 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,625 Fuck. 345 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,331 This is our fort. 346 00:32:13,397 --> 00:32:15,834 It's soundproof, so be quiet. 347 00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:17,994 - What the fuck is this? - Fuckwads. 348 00:32:35,485 --> 00:32:37,580 Come on. Come on, come on, man. 349 00:32:48,632 --> 00:32:50,499 You all kill that monster? 350 00:32:50,567 --> 00:32:51,797 Hell yeah. 351 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,031 And how'd you do that? 352 00:32:53,103 --> 00:32:55,096 We got lucky. 353 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,309 Yeah, yeah, come on! 354 00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:00,174 Come on! Bring it on, baby! 355 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:01,074 Bring it on! 356 00:33:01,144 --> 00:33:02,476 Yeah! Come on! 357 00:33:02,546 --> 00:33:04,115 Take that, bitch! 358 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,242 Thanks for letting us in. 359 00:33:08,318 --> 00:33:10,379 Not a problem. 360 00:33:10,454 --> 00:33:13,859 There's an army convoy goin' town to town, picking up survivors. 361 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:16,157 Way I see it, we got about 15 hours. 362 00:33:16,226 --> 00:33:19,426 Saw it on TV last night before the power went to shit. 363 00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:21,965 Phones? 364 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,433 Sure, they're workin', 365 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,595 except you're the only one that's ever answered, 366 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,263 and that fuckwad across the street. 367 00:33:27,337 --> 00:33:30,138 That jail is the only real safe place in town. 368 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,676 She's built solid. She's made of granite. 369 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:36,375 And that junkie bastard's got it all locked up. 370 00:33:36,446 --> 00:33:38,679 Ain't no way we're gettin' in there. 371 00:33:53,497 --> 00:33:55,991 It's been goin' on and off for hours. 372 00:34:00,237 --> 00:34:03,107 It's over. 373 00:34:03,173 --> 00:34:04,266 Beat that, puto. 374 00:34:08,345 --> 00:34:09,576 Stop! 375 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,653 No more. 376 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,118 No! 377 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,838 Why you motherfuckers are so relaxed? 378 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:40,964 You up in here playin' cards and shit? 379 00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:43,373 This town is just waitin' for a stiff wind to blow it over. 380 00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,502 If we keep quiet we'll be all right. 381 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:46,669 How's that? 382 00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:48,304 Monsters don't eat where they shit, 383 00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:50,109 and they don't hunt what they can't hear. 384 00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:52,208 Till they run low on food. 385 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,717 Then look out, brother. 386 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,721 Who's the dickwad in the jail? 387 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,586 That's the town meth-head. 388 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,182 That turd you been lookin' for... 389 00:36:00,257 --> 00:36:03,093 the guy in the jail, 390 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,290 that's his goddamn uncle. 391 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:07,995 Give me the cell phone. 392 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:25,778 Impenetrable fortress. How can I help you? 393 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,479 Listen, motherfucker... 394 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,210 we're down the street, 395 00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:30,778 and we need to get in there. 396 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,155 Now, you're gonna unlock that door, 397 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,250 'cause we're comin'. 398 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:38,857 Lady, tell me if this sounds like I'm hangin' up. 399 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,265 Motherfucker dies. 400 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:51,968 He definitely dies. 401 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,072 We can get in that jail. 402 00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:02,118 We just have to blow them doors. 403 00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:05,888 With what? 404 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:10,022 This is a fucking metal shop, man. 405 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:11,859 Gotta be something around here. 406 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:16,803 Yeah, let's blow the doors off and create a breach. 407 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,410 That'd be real smart. 408 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:29,415 We're trying to use the building for safety, you know? 409 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,416 What can we do? 410 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:34,215 We have to think of something. 411 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:36,188 Honey, we've been trying to think of something 412 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:37,780 for the last 24 hours. 413 00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:40,053 You name it, we've thought of it. 414 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,597 What about makin' a key? 415 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,173 You're the only key-makin' wrestlers around here. 416 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,902 Make a fuckin' key. 417 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,671 Have you seen that? 418 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:00,406 It's 100 fuckin' yards away, 419 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:01,970 something the size of your asshole. 420 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:03,777 How do you suppose I'm gonna be able to see it 421 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:05,317 in order to make a key? 422 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,143 Looks like a Magnum 860... 423 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:16,415 with a one-by-one rim cylinder. 424 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,116 Magnum 860. 425 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,054 All right, boys, what can I do here? 426 00:41:32,124 --> 00:41:33,559 All right, look. 427 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,788 The power comes back on, 428 00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:37,660 we're gonna go. 429 00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:40,029 - But you fuckin' watch our back! - Got it. 430 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:42,159 Amigo, it's match time. 431 00:41:42,234 --> 00:41:43,567 We got some lives to save, 432 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:44,898 so you down for this? 433 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,165 Por Maria. 434 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,647 What the fuck are you doing? 435 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:06,193 Look, running and hiding won't last. 436 00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:09,355 I mean, those little midgets might find us safety for a few days, 437 00:42:09,429 --> 00:42:11,558 but we need to be prepared if it doesn't work. 438 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:13,030 Fuck. 439 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:14,658 You're not that guy, are you? 440 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:18,069 We need to know the enemy from the inside out. 441 00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:22,869 We need to know what makes this thing tick. 442 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,275 I mean, what is it, right? 443 00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:26,471 Where's it from? 444 00:42:31,451 --> 00:42:34,217 We have to dissect it. 445 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,154 - It's go time. - Come on, let's go. 446 00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:55,504 Come on, boys. Come on. 447 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:17,787 How does dissecting it make any sense? 448 00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:20,300 Hey, don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure it does. 449 00:43:32,545 --> 00:43:34,138 You ever seen these things fuck? 450 00:43:34,213 --> 00:43:36,274 I mean, it's disgusting. 451 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,302 Shit. 452 00:43:56,369 --> 00:43:58,031 All our questions are answered. 453 00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:00,039 What? What's been answered? 454 00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:16,350 Shit. 455 00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:31,173 That's just the body releasing gasses. 456 00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:33,332 Jesus, man. 457 00:47:29,348 --> 00:47:30,577 Shit. 458 00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:15,655 Okay, give me some light here. 459 00:48:17,998 --> 00:48:20,059 Bear with me, people. 460 00:48:21,267 --> 00:48:23,100 We're on the verge of a discovery. 461 00:48:30,644 --> 00:48:34,083 Shit! Shit! Shit! 462 00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:52,161 Oh, man, hey. God. 463 00:48:52,699 --> 00:48:54,692 Come here. Can you... 464 00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:58,672 Hey, baby, here, here. 465 00:48:58,738 --> 00:49:00,263 Take my jacket. Come here. 466 00:49:00,339 --> 00:49:01,968 Let me just... 467 00:49:04,644 --> 00:49:06,807 I can't take it! 468 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,713 - Come here, take my hand. - I just can't. 469 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:09,772 Come on, take my hand. 470 00:49:09,849 --> 00:49:11,340 Give me your hand. 471 00:49:13,553 --> 00:49:14,486 Listen to me. 472 00:49:14,554 --> 00:49:16,990 You gotta be strong. 473 00:49:17,057 --> 00:49:18,686 Be strong. 474 00:49:21,428 --> 00:49:22,396 Okay? 475 00:49:25,164 --> 00:49:28,968 Quit touching the motherfucking organs, asshole! 476 00:49:29,035 --> 00:49:30,128 This is science. Shut up. 477 00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:37,310 Fuck! 478 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:44,547 Fucker! 479 00:50:22,655 --> 00:50:25,023 All right, all right. I'm done. I'm done. 480 00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:35,693 Wait a second. Look at that. 481 00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:36,794 Look. Look. 482 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:40,869 What the fuck is that? 483 00:50:45,445 --> 00:50:46,811 Is that a... 484 00:51:04,798 --> 00:51:07,361 - Is that cyclops lookin' at me? - Is that a... 485 00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:12,206 No, I don't think... 486 00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:14,299 I don't think that's a... 487 00:51:58,251 --> 00:52:00,380 What the fuck was that? 488 00:52:14,668 --> 00:52:15,693 Stop it. 489 00:52:24,777 --> 00:52:27,510 I wish it to stop. I wish it to stop. 490 00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:40,224 Ay�dame. 491 00:52:46,633 --> 00:52:48,500 What the hell happened here? 492 00:52:48,969 --> 00:52:51,269 We were gone for, like, 2 fuckin' minutes! 493 00:52:57,011 --> 00:52:58,570 What the fuck happened to her?! 494 00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,808 Son of a bitch right there. He did it. 495 00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:04,385 Fuckin' son of a bitch! 496 00:53:04,451 --> 00:53:05,646 Fuckin' pendejo. 497 00:53:14,261 --> 00:53:15,490 Fuck! 498 00:53:24,704 --> 00:53:25,535 Fuckin' A! 499 00:53:25,605 --> 00:53:26,938 We were supposed to be safe here. 500 00:53:27,007 --> 00:53:29,671 Yeah, we were, till your queer fuckin' boyfriend 501 00:53:29,742 --> 00:53:31,507 fuckin' set off the monster alarm. 502 00:53:31,578 --> 00:53:32,341 What? 503 00:53:35,015 --> 00:53:36,278 Come on. 504 00:53:38,752 --> 00:53:39,777 Get a bag. 505 00:53:45,558 --> 00:53:47,255 Slide it up. 506 00:53:50,064 --> 00:53:52,466 Oh, shit. Come on. 507 00:53:54,234 --> 00:53:55,702 Get to the fuckin' roof now! 508 00:54:11,651 --> 00:54:13,484 Got you, motherfucker. 509 00:55:35,269 --> 00:55:36,533 God. 510 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,629 Wait, where's Greg? 511 00:56:43,904 --> 00:56:44,894 What happened? 512 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,307 He didn't make it. 513 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:49,570 They got him. 514 00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:54,782 Baby, baby, come on, now. 515 00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,085 It's all right, baby. 516 00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:03,917 It's all right, baby. 517 00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,594 I'm still here for you. 518 00:57:09,096 --> 00:57:10,292 I'm still here. 519 00:57:12,066 --> 00:57:13,330 I'm still... 520 00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:24,343 What? 521 00:57:27,449 --> 00:57:29,008 What? 522 00:57:33,087 --> 00:57:34,420 It's an honest mistake. 523 00:57:39,461 --> 00:57:41,054 From now on, 524 00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:43,497 no one makes a fuckin' move until you tell me. 525 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,737 Get up. Come on. 526 00:58:01,015 --> 00:58:04,978 You boys get that key made? 527 00:58:06,287 --> 00:58:07,721 Yeah. 528 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:10,555 Lot of fuckin' good it does up on the roof. 529 00:58:11,892 --> 00:58:13,156 Fuck. 530 00:58:14,128 --> 00:58:17,259 Well, I guess it's back to being fucked. 531 00:59:43,484 --> 00:59:45,283 I'm sorry. 532 00:59:48,223 --> 00:59:49,384 I'm sorry. 533 00:59:50,491 --> 00:59:52,552 I'm so sorry. 534 01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:17,241 No, no, no, no! 535 01:01:17,412 --> 01:01:20,316 No, no, no! 536 01:01:20,381 --> 01:01:22,510 No! No! 537 01:01:22,584 --> 01:01:25,021 No, no, no! 538 01:01:25,086 --> 01:01:26,076 No! 539 01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:37,849 It's okay, Grandma. 540 01:02:40,395 --> 01:02:41,887 You look all right. 541 01:02:50,806 --> 01:02:54,678 Old man, you've seen this before, haven't you? 542 01:02:54,743 --> 01:02:57,613 I gotta tell you little farts something. 543 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,173 It sure as shit ain't gonna end up well. 544 01:03:02,016 --> 01:03:03,211 Fuck! 545 01:03:03,284 --> 01:03:04,685 Goddamn it. 546 01:03:46,861 --> 01:03:48,888 Okay, okay, okay, listen, listen, listen. 547 01:03:48,963 --> 01:03:50,489 There's a... 548 01:03:50,566 --> 01:03:52,900 There's a door on the jail roof. 549 01:03:54,670 --> 01:03:56,640 We can get up there, 550 01:03:56,705 --> 01:03:58,572 we got plenty of time to pop the lock. 551 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,507 How the fuck are we gonna do that? 552 01:04:03,478 --> 01:04:04,446 What is that? 553 01:04:15,056 --> 01:04:16,650 God, that sounds like a baby. 554 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,631 Oh, my God. 555 01:04:21,697 --> 01:04:24,031 Someone's still alive. 556 01:04:24,099 --> 01:04:25,568 A fuckin' baby. 557 01:04:25,634 --> 01:04:26,795 My God. 558 01:04:26,869 --> 01:04:28,030 Fuck is that coming from? 559 01:06:01,463 --> 01:06:03,456 What are you doing? 560 01:06:03,532 --> 01:06:05,297 I'm doin' the right thing. 561 01:06:05,367 --> 01:06:06,426 Careful, bub, 562 01:06:06,501 --> 01:06:10,236 heroes don't do too well around these parts. 563 01:06:10,305 --> 01:06:15,111 Under the circumstances, this might seem really, really dumb. 564 01:06:15,177 --> 01:06:16,873 Ya think? 565 01:06:16,945 --> 01:06:17,971 If it's dumb, 566 01:06:18,046 --> 01:06:19,514 I don't wanna be smart. 567 01:06:35,464 --> 01:06:37,366 This is how you save a life, people. 568 01:06:39,735 --> 01:06:42,605 What the... Shit! 569 01:06:44,572 --> 01:06:45,735 Shit! 570 01:07:22,144 --> 01:07:23,612 Hey, little fella. 571 01:07:23,679 --> 01:07:25,546 Everything's okay now. 572 01:07:25,614 --> 01:07:27,345 Everything's gonna be okay. 573 01:07:27,415 --> 01:07:28,383 Come on, now. 574 01:07:29,318 --> 01:07:31,288 He's got the baby. 575 01:07:31,353 --> 01:07:33,152 I wished for that. 576 01:07:33,221 --> 01:07:36,250 Ask, believe, receive. 577 01:07:38,761 --> 01:07:40,525 - You can do it, honey! - I got you. 578 01:07:58,347 --> 01:07:59,280 He's gonna make it. 579 01:08:03,585 --> 01:08:04,610 Help! 580 01:08:06,088 --> 01:08:07,522 Help! 581 01:08:07,589 --> 01:08:09,218 He's fucked. 582 01:08:17,299 --> 01:08:18,928 Hold on, baby. 583 01:08:20,937 --> 01:08:23,704 You can do it, honey! 584 01:08:27,944 --> 01:08:29,378 Yes! 585 01:08:55,671 --> 01:08:58,939 Sorry, baby. I'm sorry. 586 01:09:50,993 --> 01:09:52,154 Oh, my God. 587 01:09:54,597 --> 01:09:56,499 You piece of shit. 588 01:10:02,638 --> 01:10:04,972 Wow, that's bad. 589 01:10:05,041 --> 01:10:06,236 Even for this group. 590 01:10:09,178 --> 01:10:10,977 Fuck yeah, it is. 591 01:10:22,058 --> 01:10:24,187 Whack-a-mole! Whack-a-mole! 592 01:10:24,894 --> 01:10:27,330 Fuck you, bitch! Son of a... Fuck you! 593 01:10:56,158 --> 01:10:57,718 Fuck you, motherfuck! 594 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:06,203 Fuck that! Fuck that! 595 01:11:24,254 --> 01:11:27,658 We gotta get to that fucking jail, 596 01:11:27,723 --> 01:11:29,693 or we're all goddamn dead meat. 597 01:11:29,759 --> 01:11:32,788 Yeah, you got any ideas? 598 01:11:36,132 --> 01:11:37,658 Yeah, I got a fuckin' idea. 599 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,666 It's gonna require a sacrifice. 600 01:13:30,013 --> 01:13:31,176 Hello? 601 01:13:33,350 --> 01:13:34,443 Hello? 602 01:13:49,698 --> 01:13:50,894 Hello? 603 01:16:40,036 --> 01:16:41,972 It's gonna work. 604 01:16:44,307 --> 01:16:45,833 Has to. 605 01:16:45,909 --> 01:16:48,038 Looks dangerous. 606 01:16:48,111 --> 01:16:49,842 It's perfectly safe for midgets. Let's go. 607 01:16:49,913 --> 01:16:51,313 That's little people, motherfucker. 608 01:16:51,381 --> 01:16:53,978 What the fuck ever, all right? Come on. 609 01:16:54,050 --> 01:16:56,954 This thing is gonna catapult 610 01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:58,785 one of these little guys all the way over there? 611 01:17:01,191 --> 01:17:02,626 Yeah, that's right. 612 01:17:02,693 --> 01:17:05,129 That's right, and then we'll be safe till the cavalry comes. 613 01:17:05,195 --> 01:17:07,097 No, fuck that. I ain't doin' that. 614 01:17:07,164 --> 01:17:08,656 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 615 01:17:08,732 --> 01:17:11,134 We just threw a woman off the ledge. 616 01:17:11,201 --> 01:17:12,727 These bitches are standing here butt-naked 617 01:17:12,802 --> 01:17:14,704 'cause we used they clothes to make this shit, 618 01:17:14,772 --> 01:17:17,471 not to mention I just watched a fuckin' baby get eaten alive, 619 01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:18,702 and you standin' here tellin' me 620 01:17:18,775 --> 01:17:21,440 that you not even willing to give this shit a try? 621 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,920 All right, but we testing this motherfucker, first. 622 01:17:28,985 --> 01:17:31,354 Fine. 623 01:17:31,422 --> 01:17:32,947 Fine, grab the dead guy. 624 01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:33,922 We'll use him. 625 01:17:36,926 --> 01:17:39,158 Hey, hey, hey, I ain't fuckin' dead. 626 01:17:39,229 --> 01:17:41,393 And don't touch the dick. 627 01:17:41,465 --> 01:17:43,901 Fine, grab the old lady. She's practically dead, anyway. 628 01:17:44,968 --> 01:17:46,460 Listen to me. You want to test it, right? 629 01:17:50,408 --> 01:17:51,433 Listen. 630 01:17:51,509 --> 01:17:52,809 Listen, listen, listen. 631 01:17:53,076 --> 01:17:54,536 Listen, listen, listen. 632 01:17:54,612 --> 01:17:56,514 This is one of those fuckin' moments, right here. 633 01:17:56,580 --> 01:17:58,573 It's a tough choice, but it builds character, okay? 634 01:17:58,649 --> 01:18:00,778 Que sera, que sera, I don't give a fuck. We're usin' her. 635 01:18:03,587 --> 01:18:04,555 No, no, no. 636 01:18:04,622 --> 01:18:06,888 This bitch is practically dead, anyway. 637 01:18:08,793 --> 01:18:11,663 Look, I don't give a fuck what you gotta tell yourself 638 01:18:11,728 --> 01:18:13,925 to sleep better at night. We're usin' her! 639 01:18:13,997 --> 01:18:15,158 This is happenin'. 640 01:18:15,231 --> 01:18:18,101 It's a tough choice. It builds character. Let's go. 641 01:18:18,602 --> 01:18:20,572 She ain't comin' back, son. 642 01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:22,839 Look, I'm not doin' that. 643 01:18:22,907 --> 01:18:24,638 Sorry, pops. 644 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:25,767 I can do it! 645 01:18:25,842 --> 01:18:28,005 I will win this! 646 01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:29,547 I will win! 647 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:34,044 Come on, it's easy. 648 01:18:38,155 --> 01:18:39,317 I won! 649 01:18:45,128 --> 01:18:46,188 No, really, I'm okay. 650 01:18:57,508 --> 01:18:58,567 A'ight... 651 01:19:01,145 --> 01:19:02,511 but make this fast. 652 01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:04,243 Hey. 653 01:19:04,315 --> 01:19:06,182 Come on. Come on. 654 01:19:11,021 --> 01:19:12,615 Man, if you seen what I just seen... 655 01:19:13,657 --> 01:19:15,422 I know, I know, I know. 656 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,195 She's not coming back. 657 01:19:24,335 --> 01:19:25,564 Stop. 658 01:19:27,937 --> 01:19:29,304 Okay. 659 01:19:39,350 --> 01:19:40,448 My back. 660 01:19:41,585 --> 01:19:42,848 Come on. 661 01:20:05,509 --> 01:20:06,943 Say it! 662 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,948 Do it! Do it! 663 01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:19,326 I sure as shit seen everything now. 664 01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:35,005 Come on, Grandma. Let's go. 665 01:20:52,656 --> 01:20:56,653 All right, cinch that bag of grandma and bring it over here. 666 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,333 Hold on, hold on. 667 01:22:44,401 --> 01:22:46,303 I'm just tryin' to make sure the weight is right. 668 01:22:53,211 --> 01:22:55,443 Nah, we goin' have to lose a bit of Grandma. 669 01:22:57,381 --> 01:22:58,748 Come on, man. Come on. 670 01:23:12,396 --> 01:23:14,332 Come on, a little bit more. 671 01:23:14,398 --> 01:23:16,334 Come on, pour some of Grandma out. Come on. 672 01:23:40,959 --> 01:23:42,519 Okay. 673 01:23:48,133 --> 01:23:50,194 Fly with the angels, Grandma. 674 01:24:07,619 --> 01:24:08,848 S�. 675 01:24:28,707 --> 01:24:31,234 All right, let's give this thing a shot. 676 01:24:39,217 --> 01:24:40,207 Hit it. 677 01:25:06,911 --> 01:25:10,578 That is fuckin' American ingenuity right there. 678 01:25:10,649 --> 01:25:12,049 That's what the fuck that is. 679 01:25:12,117 --> 01:25:13,450 I know horsepower. 680 01:25:13,518 --> 01:25:14,816 I know engines. 681 01:25:14,886 --> 01:25:17,152 It's what the fuck I do, okay? 682 01:25:17,222 --> 01:25:20,217 This is gonna be our fuckin' salvation. 683 01:25:23,329 --> 01:25:27,326 Shit. That's fuckin' factory-deal incentive right there. 684 01:25:33,505 --> 01:25:35,839 All right, which one of you fuckin' pygmies 685 01:25:35,907 --> 01:25:37,102 wanna be rocket man? 686 01:26:17,116 --> 01:26:19,678 This is fuckin' bullshit! 687 01:26:19,751 --> 01:26:20,741 You ready? 688 01:26:20,819 --> 01:26:22,288 Yeah! 689 01:26:24,390 --> 01:26:25,380 Hey. 690 01:26:26,691 --> 01:26:29,527 A coward dies a thousand deaths, 691 01:26:29,594 --> 01:26:32,122 but a hero dies just one. 692 01:26:32,198 --> 01:26:36,263 Yeah, that doesn't help, baby-killer. 693 01:26:37,736 --> 01:26:40,207 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 694 01:26:40,272 --> 01:26:41,968 Okay. 695 01:26:42,841 --> 01:26:44,606 We're all depending on ya, 696 01:26:44,676 --> 01:26:46,475 you little fart-knocker. 697 01:26:47,579 --> 01:26:49,242 You can make it! 698 01:26:53,218 --> 01:26:55,848 All right, let's fuckin' do this! 699 01:27:14,339 --> 01:27:15,898 All right, listen. 700 01:27:15,975 --> 01:27:17,637 Once you land, you get in that door, 701 01:27:17,709 --> 01:27:18,973 you don't fuckin' stop, all right? 702 01:27:19,044 --> 01:27:20,808 Once inside, you lay that motherfucker out, 703 01:27:20,879 --> 01:27:22,314 and I mean you lay him out quick. 704 01:27:22,381 --> 01:27:24,613 We goin' be downstairs poundin' on the door in seconds. 705 01:27:24,682 --> 01:27:25,946 You gonna be downstairs? 706 01:27:26,018 --> 01:27:27,486 We're gonna be fuckin' downstairs. 707 01:27:27,552 --> 01:27:29,749 You don't fuckin' stop! You fuckin' don't stop! 708 01:27:29,821 --> 01:27:30,811 I won't, I won't. 709 01:27:30,889 --> 01:27:31,788 All right. 710 01:27:41,466 --> 01:27:43,060 Are you ready?! 711 01:27:45,137 --> 01:27:46,127 I'm ready. 712 01:28:13,399 --> 01:28:15,870 You fuckin' assholes. 713 01:28:31,749 --> 01:28:33,412 Hey, should we turn this off? 714 01:29:22,801 --> 01:29:23,928 Get the fuck out of here! 715 01:29:37,649 --> 01:29:41,247 Abuelita! Abuelita! 716 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:42,653 Fuck! 717 01:29:42,721 --> 01:29:44,553 My fucking dick! 718 01:29:44,923 --> 01:29:46,353 Fuck, my dick! 719 01:29:47,425 --> 01:29:49,022 Fuckin' dick! 720 01:30:05,811 --> 01:30:07,404 Fuck you, 721 01:30:07,479 --> 01:30:10,042 you fuckin' little goddamn slippery midget. 722 01:30:44,850 --> 01:30:47,047 Help me. Help me. 723 01:30:47,119 --> 01:30:49,021 Help me. 724 01:30:57,462 --> 01:30:58,529 Goddamn him. 725 01:30:58,598 --> 01:31:00,066 I hate those little fucks. 726 01:31:00,132 --> 01:31:02,933 Little midget. Little, tiny people. 727 01:31:24,491 --> 01:31:27,395 Special delivery, Tattoo. 728 01:31:38,003 --> 01:31:39,768 So, fuck you! 729 01:31:39,838 --> 01:31:41,671 Fuck you, motherfucker! 730 01:31:43,510 --> 01:31:45,069 Abuelita! 731 01:31:59,792 --> 01:32:01,226 They're gettin' in! 732 01:32:02,928 --> 01:32:03,607 I'm out of here! 47330

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