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Folks,

I'm very happy

today, June 25th, is Cheng Huang Temple's Xia Hai Cultural Festival.

Besides the various events we have planned for you to attend,

take this opportunity

for all the unmarried men and women

and get some red strings so everyone can get married.

Hope that the men can find a good wife and the women can find a good husband.

Perfect family and descendants, okay?

Okay!

Number 1, Xie Jin Jing.

Come, grab the divination blocks.

God of old age, I hope you can bless me to

find a person who really loves me and treats me well.

God, please show your answer.

Congratulations! Here.

Congratulations. Here is some candy for you.

Thank you!

This red string was given to you by the god.

- Wear the red string. Marriage will naturally come. Congratulations. - Thank you, temple caretaker.

Go over there to pray and stick the incense in.

Number 2, Zhang Ke Yun.

Me, me!

- I'm here. - You seem familiar. You're here again?

Yes, I've been coming for three years. It's important this time.

Temple caretaker, pick for me which block

will bring me better luck, a higher chance of a good fortune.

You're so demanding.

It's important. This? Are you certain? Certain?

Certain.

God, please show your answer.

Mr. God, good day to you. I'm Zhang Ke Yun.

I'm here again. Right. This year,

my wish won't be too high. I just hope he looks

like Tony Leung, 187 cm.

He doesn't need to be too muscular. Must have a six pack.

- Has the 'V'— - Okay, okay.

I have to be detailed so he can fulfill my wish, okay?

- Hey— - We get along well. He really loves me and treats me well.

Right! His zodiac can't be a tiger. It's not compatible with me.

- And— - God show your answer!

Please, mighty god. Please!

I'm sorry. Come again next year.

One more time.

No.

That didn't count.

- No. You can't. - God, I know I was too excited just then.

I was just kidding. He doesn't need to be 187. 185 is enough.

Please.

No.

See? Reluctance won't bring happiness.

The third time's the charm. There's one more time.

- No. - Ms. Zhang.

You're taking up a lot of other people's time.

I'll come back with you another day to pray, okay? Thank you.

It's done. See? Here. Put down the blocks.

- What? - Just put it down. Pardon me. Put it down.

- I'm not finished yet! - Come.

- I'm not done yet. Third try! I still have a third try. - Let's go. There's nothing good to say.

- Quick! - Aunt!

Stick it in!

Number 3, Lin Chun Jiao.

Lin Chun Jiao?

You're Chun Jiao?

Not me.

It's her.

"Dilemma," by Fish Leong

♫ There is a new era of women who want to enter the family ♫

♫ More contradictory than a Gemini ♫

♫ The company's most diligent and performs the highest during overtime ♫

♫ No one to ask for help in the middle of the night ♫

♫ It's a yellow at the intersection ♫

♫ Should I run it or should I wait? ♫

♫ Sleeps on a double alone ♫

♫ Should I explore or should I be stable? ♫

♫ They believe the way to happiness is in their own hands ♫

♫ But found that no matter which direction they go, it's a loss ♫

♫ The dilemma to advance or retreat, must it be difficult? ♫

♫ It's too late when God comes ♫

♫ Think that choosing a choice is bravery ♫

♫ But found that the choices are more worries ♫

♫ Love's dilemma, loving one's self is the hardest ♫

♫ Before the answer comes, youthfulness has run out ♫

When A Woman Chases A Man

Great! Thank you.

Thank you.

You're Chun Jiao? What if you're here to find Zhi Ming? (There is an old variety show, mentioned later, with a season called 'Chun Jiao meets Zhi Ming'.)

Thank you temple caretaker. Why are you so adorable?

You even know Chun Jiao is for Zhi Ming.

You watch TV don't you?

Even if I'm not educated, I have to watch TV.

- Chun Jiao, I have a question. - Thank you.

The number of people named Zhi Ming is like a mountain.

So Chun Jiao, you have to imagine the Zhi Ming in your mind.

Whether he's tall or short, fat or skinny.

How educated is he? What are his family circumstances?

Tell the god very clearly so that he can help you find the guy.

- Right? - Right.

I'm Lin Chun Jiao. Right. Like I have to have mochi with peanuts.

I must eat radish cake with soy sauce paste. No other choice.

I'm Chun Jiao. I must be with Zhi Ming.

It's all because my grandpa loves Zha Fei's show, 100 Point Happiness.

No matter how much my family opposes, he must have a grandson called Zhi Ming.

But my dad had a daughter so I was called Chun Jiao.

Every person who hears my name all pretty much react this way.

It's Chun Jiao. Where's Zhi Ming? Where is he?

- Chun Jiao, eat banana. - Eat banana.

- Chase us. Catch us if you can. - Chase us, Chun Jiao.

Please enjoy.

Chun Jiao!

Why are you alone? Zhi Ming didn't come with you?

That's okay. I'll make a bowl and bring it back for him.

Morning, Ting Ting.

Hey, Chun Jiao!

Yesterday I ate with my cousin. His name is Zhi Ming.

Do you want to meet him?

You have to be serious.

Don't mess around with the god. Tell him

- what kind of guy you want to meet, okay? - Okay.

I want a guy with assets over 50,000,000 NT and monthly income of over 1,000,000.

My god. So talented. You're conditions are great.

He better own a chain restaurant. All the kitchen supplies should be changed every month.

If he can replace one or two hundred sets without blinking, that's even better.

Wait, Chun Jiao.

I'm Jo Jo.

Jo—

Jiao Jiao, based on your conditions, is there someone you want to meet?

No. I'm not picking. The more the better.

Baby, you haven't had a boyfriend in eight years.

You can't ask for this much at once.

I don't want a boyfriend. I just want to meet clients who can expand my business.

Four! Just four clients.

Oh my god. No one asks the god for clients.

It's almost the same thing.

Everyone comes here to get help finding a husband. A husband is just a long term client.

Hurry up and throw the blocks.

Baby, I beg you.

I beg you to seriously pray, okay? We came here so early

to pray for a good man to marry you.

Your father asked me to do this, on his deathbed.

Have you finished thinking? God please give your answer.

Pray.

What? No. 2 director sent a briefing to President?

Didn't I say at noon?

You haven't thrown the blocks!

There's an emergency at the office.

You haven't— You haven't...

You haven't...

What's wrong with your Chun Jiao?

I'm her Mom, Jian Shu Fen.

I should be able to substitute, right?

Don't move!

You daughter accidentally dropped these.

It is a positive answer. Does that count?

Yes! God has blessed it!

Thank you! Thank you!

Here. Give me the incense. Here.

Wait. Why did you grab two red strings for one person?

One is for Chun Jiao. The other one is...

for me!

So lame.

You're 50 years old and still praying?

You should be a grandma more like it.

You twenty-something year old girls,

why are you taking up the god's quota?

Shut your mouths.

Bless me so I can find my prince.

Please!

So fierce but flirtatious. Not my cup of tea.

Next!

I'm sorry! Please move.

Hello?

Hello?

Don't say I didn't remind you. If you don't show up,

live the rest of your life farming on your ancestral graves to feed yourself.

Bi He, tell me what the situation is.

Basically, Ding Shu Qi is like the Yin.

This morning when she was reporting to the vice president, she brought up the project on the upper class restaurant.

That's my project! We worked on it for so many months!

Yes, but she doesn't care.

She's ready to make a proposal and she told the vice president

that it'll just be one more option. Slut.

Slut! I'll be there soon.

Taxi driver, that road over there.

I hate it when people call me Chun Jiao. I'm not looking for Zhi Ming.

After my father passed away, I have no blood relations on this planet.

But I have a family. I have a stepmother who cares about me and a younger stepbrother.

I have no ideals. Work is my entire life.

Zhi Ming is just an imaginary character. My workplace is reality.

Instead of praying to the old age god for a good life, why don't I just do well in my profession?

Wait!

What's the situation?

- Sister Jiao. - JoJo!

Save your Team One's future first! Team Two has already started their meeting.

And they've already progressed to the high class restaurant project.

They're fully prepared.

Bi He. Did you come out in the middle of it?

- Ding Shu Qi will probably suspect that you're leaking information. - Yes.

I need to pee badly. Do I need to pee in my pants?

You deserve to be JoJo's good friend.

Of course.

Ma Song, where is the finished powerpoint?

I finished it yesterday. Xuan Xuan is editing it.

Ah Pang said he would help me.

What? Yes. But we're reporting at noon so there is a little animation that needs to be fixed.

- Didn't you say you were finished? - Do you want some?

I want some, please.

There's no time! Send me what you have. I have to report right now.

Quick!

There's a good show now. I'll return to my area.

Lin Chun Jiao, go!

It's JoJo! JoJo!

Team Two's method stresses the pot's safety.

It emphasizes our company's titanium coating.

Tell the customers that it is healthy.

Very good!

Wait!

In regards to the food safety, Team One had mentioned it in the proposal.

We emphasize to the customers it's one piece, unbreakable. Improving the company's high quality image.

- Smart! - But Team Two's method will address the healthy diet.

Based on reliable sources, the high class restaurant owner wants to make organic dishes.

Very good! So good!

Thank you, Team Two, for collecting the information.

This project is Team One's.

We can improve the organic line.

We can thank Team One for creating the basis of quality.

Vice president, I can promise you, if we can take one more step,

we will definitely get an order.

Vice President, Team One has long term relations with customers.

If you change the group in such short time, won't the customers be confused? You cannot give it to Team Two.

JoJo, under you, Team One's performance is pretty good,

but when compared in this project, Team Two's proposal...

Brainstorming isn't bad.

But trying to get the customer's heart is a bit difficult.

What does the customer like?

The client likes Camel girls.

And Chun Jiao is the company's sweet girl.

Sweet, but not hot.

Sweet, but not hot? Sweet, but not hot?

Too great. We can make more preparations

to find a better way in.

Right, this is a good decision.

Actually, the opportunity is equal. I have not sided with Team One

or Team Two.

This is called friendly competition.

As long as it's a good way and can improve the company, naturally we need to use it.

This is what you call friendly competition, right?

Vice President, you're so smart.

Women with small breasts and bad skin have no right to drink coffee.

You want to provoke me. I'm very sensitive right now.

Camel sisters, sweet but not hot.

I didn't know everyone was so creative.

How come you don't talk about people with botox? So much that they can't raise their eyebrows or smile?

And you, talking about friendly competition.

You know Vice President is my boss. I have to support him.

Baby, work hard. The person I view the best in our time is you.

I lost to Ding Shu Qi's business. Even my clients want to fight.

You. When your period comes, drink logan red date tea.

Stop being angry.

I'm always angry? I'm angry because I like to be angry!

Look at those people. Those people who have a total fighting spirit of less than ten people, dragging Team One.

Outside there is a Ding Shu Qi trying to steal business.

I don't sleep well. Why would I have a good temper?

What's wrong? Too much pressure?

Didn't your family just pay off the mortgage?

It should be a happy ending. Why can't you sleep?

I thought my happy ending was finally here after paying off the mortgage.

I can finally go to Japan.

Forget that work doesn't go smoothly.

When I go home, I don't know who moved in above me.

Every night, they drop marbles.

I basically can't sleep because of it. My spirit is down.

Am I your good friend?

Just by looking at your face, I can tell if your time of the month is good or not.

Bi He.

- What? - Help me, okay?

Okay. What do you want? Say it.

Vice President and the marketing department seems to be talking about a big project. I accidentally heard it.

Help me look out for it. I want to improve performance. Please.

How's that a problem? Leave it up to me.

I'm so touched. Okay.

- I have to work hard. JoJo Lin. Lin JoJo. Go, go, go! - Go, go, go!

What are you doing upstairs? Are you running a Pachinko shop?

Constantly dropping marbles. My god.

What's wrong?

Cheng Huang Temple's marriage ritual was hard to get a spot for,

and you left early.

Keep it safe. All the good men have been taken by twenty-something year old women.

You, I really can't.

Where is our Lin Chun Jiao's Zhi Ming?

Where am I supposed to put this string?

How about I let Dad keep it for a while.

You take care of your daughter.

She works hard. Always working.

Last month, we paid off the last of the mortgage.

Aunt, don't say anymore. You're going to cry.

In my heart,

You're just like my own daughter.

When your dad and I were young students,

we broke up too easily.

We didn't understand things.

Good thing your mom gave birth to you for your dad.

My mom left too early on. I don't remember her.

It's okay.

Chun Jiao, listen to my advice. You need to find a companion in life.

You and Younger Brother are my companions. So are my coworkers.

No, it's not the same.

You have to find a guy who will treat you well, okay?

Okay. Then let me work on my profession a little more.

When I get the second home, I'll have two homes to grow old in. How nice.

Why does a woman need to develop her profession? Just marry a CEO.

You'll have a house, car, and kids.

That's something only in novels, manga and dramas, okay?

As long as you believe, it will happen.

You just read the novel. I'm going to take a shower.

Hey.

Little Pig Sister.

What are you laughing at?

I'm not lazy like you.

Don't slack.

Move!

My hands are shaky.

Not scared.

I live below.

I know there's someone in there! Open the door!

Open the door!

♫ Eventually I will become your close friend ♫

♫ Love's dilemma, loving one's self is the hardest ♫

Be good.

It's that time of the month!

Do you need something?

Nothing. Sorry for bothering you.

Wait.

Wipe the door before you leave.

Yes.

Mom, Older Sis, calm down!

We just have facial masks on.

Forget that Aunt is using masks, why are you?

Each type of mask has different effects.

I have to test it so it's easier to sell online.

Chun Jiao, it's not like you've never seen me use facial masks. You screamed like you saw a ghost.

I didn't see a ghost but I did met a weirdo.

- Weirdo? - Weirdo?

- What weirdo? - You went to meet an online friend at night and met a weirdo?

No. There's someone upstairs who keeps throwing marbles so I went upstairs to tell him to quiet down.

But I don't know what that guy is doing with his lights off. So scary.

Baby, there is noise upstairs but going upstairs and knocking on their door in the middle of the night,

wouldn't they turn off their lights to get ready for bed?

Right.

You—

Are you stressed lately and a little impatient?

Right, I think so too. Older Sis, whenever your period comes, it's really obvious when you become very sensitive.

Right your face. Stop being a parrot.

Mom, see? See?

Baby, go back to your room to rest.

In a bit, I'll make red bean soup for you, okay?

But you have to wait five minutes.

You're so rude to Older Sister.

She punched first.

Hey.

Five more minutes and I'll be beautiful.

I can find my CEO.

- What? CEO Again. - CEO.

CEO.

Am I impatient?

Am I going through menopause?

Impossible. I'm only 29 year sand 9 months old.

What do you mean menopause?

No.

I can't have a lack of ambition.

We've already broken up for so long.

Stop thinking about men.

Work hard to develop your career. You are your own prince.

Sleep. Continue working hard tomorrow.

Everyone is here.

Okay, to begin the meeting, let's have the Team Two report.

This quarter's performance, Team Two has increased by 3% compared to last year.

Excellent!

And I have good news to add for everyone.

What?

It's Grandz's project!

We thank Team One for paving the way for us

to win the project.

So this quarter's performance reached our goal.

Excellent!

What about Marketing Team One?

Team One's performance estimated an increase of 3% this quarter.

3rd Quarter Performance Summary Report Increase in performance this quarter by 3%

Marketing Team One will continue to work hard.

We estimate during the next half year, there will be...

20% growth!

Excellent! 20%!

Fantastic!

Let's applaud and cheer for Marketing Team One for success!

Good work. High forehead. Good character.

Hiding beads in grass. Wealth can be expected.

Fantastic! The company is relying on you.

Thank you Vice President.

What happens if you don't get 20%?

I will definitely get 20%.

If Team One doesn't beat Team Two, I'll be your assistant.

Help you buy LV, make botox appointments, buy lunch,

I'll do anything for you.

Fine. No problem. I recorded it.

Do what you say.

Let watch and see.

Slut.

Are you crazy? Do you want to explain? What's 20%?

Didn't you keep saying go up?

I told you to add one! You said 5% so I told you to add one more. One more.

It's 6%. Who said 20%?

I've already said it so I can only work now.

My god.

Why must it be 20%?

2% is already problematic.

Fu Rong Hotel General Manager. Yi Sheng office.

I heard Vice President talking to him. But don't get excited too early,

because they were calling to ask for the price.

- Discussed that far? - Yes.

But Vice President seems to want to give this lead to Ding Shu Qi.

Don't worry, Vice President has said before,

he likes friendly competition.

So you understand.

Okay. I'll go compete.

But don't say I didn't help you get information. I heard this General Manager

is hard to deal with.

Chun Jiao.

Ding Shu Qi.

What are you here for? Attending a cosplay?

You aren't used to it right?

It looks like you bit your lips to do this so I won't pour cold water on you.

But this project is mine.

Talk after getting the client.

You're dressed up like a queen. You won't be able to meet the general manager.

Dressed up like a queen? Why don't you look at yourself?

Are you trying to attract a lolicon?

That's your method. Why bother acting pure?

This is why I said the project is mine.

Don't you know this general manager doesn't like fancy business?

He's famous for not falling for sex appeal.

Doing business with him requires brains not boo...

That's right. You don't have any of the two... So ordinary.

You're the one who doesn't have any of the two. You're someone who I met that doesn't use their brain.

Oh, if there's an opportunity then I'll show you.

Your grandmother might hinder how you do business.

Hurry up and bring it home, ordinary muggle.

Is your younger sister here to interview too?

No. Don't you know that Manager Lin doesn't like girls?

I saw people who came to interview coming out in five minutes. There was even a guy who was crying.

Even a guy cried? The way you say it, do I still want to be his secretary?

Anyway, just stay far away from Voldemort's office.

- Hello. - Name and resume.

Sorry, all the people we're interviewing today are male. You're not a—

I'm here to ask your general manager to give me five minutes to present him our products.

Sorry, today we have an interview so it may be inconvenient.

You can ask the receptionist outside to schedule a meeting.

I just need a five minute chance in the interview.

Please leave, you're not suitable.

I graduated from the best management school in Switzerland!

If you don't want me, it's your loss. So ridiculous.

Hey!

Sorry, we're not open for business visits today.

Please go back.

Then can I go inside for the interview?

I said before. Today's interview is for men only.

Actually, in my heart I have a part that's a male.

Hey Mister, what are you doing?

Hello police, the eighth floor please thank you.

♫ Eventually I will become your close friend ♫

♫ Love's dilemma, loving one's self is the hardest ♫

Thanks Miss, we can do this.

Thank you very much.

Is there something dirty on my face?

No. You look a lot like my dad.

- That much? - Yes.

Your father raised you well—very skilled.

Older Brother, you were also handsome.

It was alright. I practiced when I was in the military.

When I was in the military, I trained too.

When I was in high school, I joined a club. I learned some moves.

When I do business, I can use it to defend myself.

Miss, you're brave. Here for a business?

General Manager Secretary interviewing area

- Mr. Ma Ke Wang, we need you to take some things. - Okay.

Name. Amount of experience. Expectations for the company.

Lin Chun Jiao. If you count work-study, I have twelve years of experience.

My wish is for the hotel to replace all their appliances.

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You're here for an interview?

Y-yes, yes.

This is my business card and my company's catalog.

I'm sorry, General Manager. She took the opportunity to come in.

- Leave! - Just five minutes.

- Leave! - Just give me five minutes.

- No! - Three minutes!

- Three minutes. - No!

- You passed. - Three minutes!

It's you.

I don't know what the General Manager saw in you but take the information.

I'm actually here to sell pots.

No one can run away from the General Manager when they catch his eye.

Go back and quit.

The salary is so high. No, it's all a misunderstanding.

The test period is one month.

Work at most ten days but you'll probably be dead in a week.

Ms. Chen, you can work on your things. I can take care of things here.

I haven't asked your name...

I am Li Bao Group's Fu Rong Hotel's chairman's special assistant. My name is Wang. You can call me Ma Ke Wang.

Ma Ke Wang, I...

Ms. Lin, I know things were a little unexpected,

But General Manager Yi's decisions are usually accurate and help the company.

So we believe he has reasons to select you no matter what your original motives were.

I... I originally came to—

- is very clear. - Ms. Lin, think about it.

It's lucky for normal businesspeople to get five minutes with the general manager.

During your trial period, get to know him every day.

The impact will be much greater.

Ten, nine,

eight, seven, six,

five, four, three,

two, one.

Mister, are you okay?

Where is the ambulance?

Careful!

You followed me here. What do you need?

Why is it Ms. Lin?

If I can't find a secretary today, Ma Ke Wang, you it would be hard for you to tell Grandma.

Chairman knows you better than anyone.

Two more days won't matter.

But this Ms. Lin,

really seems special.

Right, tell her to be at work 7 am sharp.

You had a sour face. Were you constipated?

Look.

Wow, you're taking a year vacation?

Lin Chun Jiao, did you win the lottery or you're living the high life after paying off your mortgage?

Right now, your Team One is in a life and death situation.

You're right. Since we're in a life and death situation, I must get an order!

I don't care what method I use.

Why am I so worked up? It's just an annual leave.

I make it like it's a resignation.

- You asked for it? - Yes.

- Vice President agreed? - Yes.

He patted my shoulder and said I did well.

So casual. Then I'm going to take an annual leave to have fun.

Wait.

I'm not playing. I'm working.

Working?

I'm going to Fu Rong Hotel to be General Manager Yi Sheng's secretary.

What?

Then before he makes me go crazy, make Yi Sheng sign a deal to buy our products.

Sneaky. You even can think of a tactic that's so dangerous.

No wonder Vice President keeps praising you.

- It is really dangerous. You know, that Yi Sheng is a weirdo. - Weirdo?

In what way? Tell me.

Didn't I say someone upstairs...

Right.

No wonder. I was wondering why she suddenly disappeared.

She used this method?

If they really got the order, they might reach their target.

Lin Chun Jiao, you took the dangerous route this time.

Fine, seeing you work so hard, I won't take defeat.

We will win. With the people in Team One, how could they get 20%?

General Manager's Office

How could someone be late on their first day of work?

Who?

Me? I got to work right at 7. Not a minute early or late.

What am I doing here?

You're looking at your apple.

My computer is already opened so that means you're late.

You cannot come after my computer opens.

Furthermore, no matter what, you must stand one meter away from me.

You cannot be too far or too close.

When you're with me, you cannot use anything with GPS.

Google Maps or Facebook, etc, are unacceptable.

And you cannot check-in so someone can use you to speculate where I am. Not allowed.

Are there any other normal requests?

Of course. Everything must be organized in the way they are now.

Books and folders must be organized by color in a gradient.

You must clean the table and shelves every day. There cannot be a single speck of dust.

And do not ever touch anything on my desk.

What is your vision? Do you have tuberculosis? Diabetes?

AIDS? High blood pressure?

None.

You know if I get into a bad accident and have blood loss,

you'll be a free blood bank.

What?

♫ Eventually I will become your close friend ♫

♫ Love's dilemma, loving one's self is the hardest ♫

You know if I get into a bad accident and have blood loss,

you'll be a free blood bank.

What?

Then we would have to have the same blood type.

That's right. Go get a physical. When the report comes out, give it to Ma Ke Wang for him to look over.

Are you sure this is legal?

Just like your fake smile, a part of it is set up.

General Manager, it's all ready.

What?

Okay.

Okay, let me introduce to everyone the new secretary.

- Her name is Lin Chun Jiao— - JoJo.

Just call me JoJo.

Everyone please pay attention. In a bit, we will randomly choose rooms to check for cleanliness.

All supervisors know General Manager's rules.

This month, we are executing the affordable boutique marketing plan.

Emphasize to customers they can experience luxury within an affordable price point.

Not only quality, we must emphasize service even more.

To us, no matter what room it is,

they must be able to enjoy the best treatment.

At the same time, make it feel like home. Emphasize this even more.

Yes, General Manager. We also launched the drawing to stay one night at Fu Rong Hotel,

and increase the percentage of return stays.

Very good. On the reservation form, don't just use multiple choice.

6 choose 1. 5 choose 1. Listen to the guests' demands.

You must fulfill even the requests outside the choices.

Making plans shouldn't be just for fun.

They must also feel they can also relax when they come to Fu Rong.

What's up with this?

This room's bathroom is more prone to water collecting.

Did you have someone check the pipes?

We have, but the pipes aren't clogged. We don't know what the problem is.

Lin Chun Jiao!

JoJo.

Lin Chun Jiao. Take out the marbles.

I'm JoJo. Not Chun Jiao.

Lin Chun Jiao, scatter the marbles!

Yes.

More.

Yes.

All of them!

I know. That's why there's noise upstairs.

That's why it collects water. The floor isn't flat.

Right.

The hotel is your job, but it's the guests' second home.

If your home collects water but the pipes are fine, do you ignore it?

Don't just use your brain at work. Use your heart, okay?

Yes, General Manager.

Lin Chun Jiao!

Yes!

One meter. Pick up all the marbles.

Report back at the office in three minutes.

Yes!

There's so many. How can I pick up all of them?

General Manager, take care.

Lin Chun Jiao.

It's JoJo.

- What are you cutting? Cut the watermelon next. - Cut the watermelon. Cut.

- What can't you slice? - You can slice it.

Don't throw marbles anymore! I don't want to pick them up! I don't need to rest when I'm home?

Baby, are you okay?

No! I've been taken by Voldermort.

Older Sis, you've been poisoned by novels, like Mom.

Baby, go take a shower and then have dinner.

Aunt, you don't have to make breakfast tomorrow morning. I have to leave at 6.

Leave at 6?

Xing, is your older sister acting odd?

Now that you've mentioned it, she is.

Yes. Leave at 6. Is she running away?

No. Running a race?

Probably.

What are you doing, Mom? I just finished a level.

I pay for your phone bills. Your tuition is paid by your older sister.

Yes, Mom. Please command me.

You, be concerned about your sister. Recently, why does she come back so late?

Yes!

That's more like it.

Right, what were you saying about how to slice the watermelon to pass the level?

Mom, how many times have I showed you?

- Here. - Teach me how to slice it.

Everyone. What is everyone talking about?

So happy. You can share with me.

I love sharing.

Let's return to the office. There are pollutants in the air here.

Ah Pang, tonight do you want have a steak dinner with me?

We can discuss about your feelings and life while we're there.

Say it. It's okay if you say it. I'm here.

Can you not give me both the tickets?

Ah Pang, come in for the meeting. Don't talk to The Polluter.

Can you not give me both the tickets?

There's a line of people down the street who want to eat with me. He actually didn't take the bait.

Lin Chun Jiao, I don't believe you can win this project.

Let us wait and see.

I want to eat it.

May I ask if Bi He is here?

Not here.

They are working. If you want to go on a date, come find him after work.

You've misunderstood. You're in the business department, right?

Yes, what's wrong?

I'm Lin Chun Jiao's younger brother. My mom told me to bring food and visit the office.

Are you guys hungry? It's yam red bean soup. There's enough for two people. Just leave a little for my sister.

Your sister?

Your sister's not at work.

Is she meeting with clients? When will she be back?

She won't come back in this lifetime.

If you want to find her, find her at Fu Rong Hotel.

Fu Rong Hotel?

Your sister's eating steak.

Steak?

Wow, a big hotel. Where should I start looking?

Welcome to Fu Rong Hotel. How may we help you?

Hello, may I ask, today was there a businessperson here called Lin Chun Jiao trying to get business?

Is it the new person, Chun Jiao?

I think it's the general manager's new pet.

May I ask, you need Ms. Lin for...

I am Lin Chun Jiao's family. I have an urgent need to find her.

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Went to a hotel? Opened a room? How can it be?

It doesn't look reassuring, Mom.

We have to remind Older Sister that she cannot sign this contract.

Mom, don't worry. My classmate is in law school. I can have him look for her.

How come there's something to do with a contract?

That's how the novels write it. All those weird CEO's have contracts.

But I think that guy is only a general manager.

A general manager at a big company is very big too.

No, how could I let my daughter get into the business of selling her body?

No.

Yes.

I will switch with my daughter. I sign the contract in place of my daughter.

- Right. - Mom, which book is that plot from?

My daughter's and my CEO.

Come back to earth from your CEO bubble.

Sister's case isn't clean.

I also think something isn't right but I believe Chun Jiao wouldn't do something that would harm her.

She is Lin Zheng Liang's daughter. She must have her reasons for doing this.

Do you want to wait to ask her when she gets back?

You know your sister's personality, right? When she runs into any problems outside,

she'll always just swallow it.

She's always happy in front of us. She announces good news and not bad news.

So if you ask her, she won't tell you.

Right, she's great but she overexerts herself.

You... Have you ever thought?

When we just got to Lin Jiang, your sister was just getting rebellious.

I thought she was hard to get along with.

But she was very good.

Right, I thought she was acting.

Zheng Liang's daughter is like Zheng Liang, kind hearted, positive and brilliant.

But if she goes astray, it's really scary.

You're right. Ask Bi He!

Son, wait. I think Chun Jiao wouldn't do something stupid.

So let's not for now.

Mom, do you know why I never liked reading children's books?

Because you're a guy so you don't like reading.

No. Because there's a mom like you in this world.

The witches and stepmothers in the books seem like good people who have gone astray. I don't believe it.

You're the world's greatest mom.

My Xing Xing is so good. My good son.

Then Mom, my friend asked me to open a online store. Can you invest some money?

You and I have read these books so you go and return them. I will go take a shower.

Mom!

Hurry up and return them.

Very good. Five minutes.

Fix the tilting shelf.

It's not tilting at all. He's trying to mess with me.

You weirdo, Voldemort.

Fine. I can just act and hold it a bit.

You came to work here so you can win an order from Fu Rong, right?

You're a marketing director at Fei Tang Appliances,

Lin Chun Jiao?

Yes. Right. I'm here to negotiate an order.

Since you know, you still want me to do things. Are you messing with me?

Don't feel too happy. Other people don't know but I know you're real face.

You're a weirdo.

You throw around a bunch of glass marbles.

You darken your windows. Who knows what you're doing,

but there must be a ghost.

I know what you're thinking.

Because two days ago I went there. I live below you.

Two days ago. You don't remember at all. How guilty of you.

Who touched me?

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Who touched me?

Call the ambulance!

No need.

Hey.

I'll give you ten seconds. If you don't get up in ten seconds,

every second I'll deduct 1000 NT. Forget about selling products.

My neck. My head.

So painful.

Ma Ke Wang, does this count as workplace injury?

I want workers' compensation.

Or else I'll tell the press.

But if you make an order, I can reconsider.

- Ma Ke Wang, prepare the car. - Yes.

Uh...

Come with me to the hospital.

- Get up. - You—

- General Manager Yi, this is... - This is the new secretary.

Wow, you've broken the treatment record of the last person.

And it's the first to not ask for a psychiatrist.

There's nothing good to congratulate. It's even worse.

I almost died. I was even accused of acting.

We'll find out if you got hurt.

Dr. Fang, do a complete physical of her.

How complete?

What?

- Pee test. - I only hit my head. Why do I need a pee test?

Save me!

I don't want a shot.

Lin Chun Jiao, make a fist.

I don't want a shot.

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Hello? Chun Jiao, where are you?

Devil.

- Lin Chun Qiao! - I'm JoJo!

Hey, these are personal issues. Don't follow so closely.

Ms. Lin, when you were hired, you filled out a document. It clearly says

the company has the right to have checkups done for you if necessary.

So you don't influence the doctor's opinion, it's necessary for General Manager to be there.

Why would I use my health to lie to you?

Who knows what tactics you'll use to win an order.

You would probably work with the doctors here to make a fortune.

Looks like there's nothing wrong with your head.

How come you wanted me to go to the gynecology department?

And wanted me to come back for a visit?

That's because after examining your ovaries,

we found that there's premature failure.

Premature ovarian failure?

Premature ovarian failure. Premature failure.

Premature ovarian failure?

Premature ovarian failure?!

Because she hurt her head, after she heard the diagnosis, she overreacted.

- So we've keeping her here to observe her some more. She'll be able to go home later. - Bi He.

- Mom, over here. - Thank you.

Bi He.

- Aunt. - Where is our baby?

Mom, quieter.

Auntie, don't worry. Chun Jiao is like an alien—can survive in outer space for a long time.

This is earth so there's no problem.

How did she get hurt? What did she do?

And, where is the person who opened the room with her? Where is he?

Right, tell him to take responsibility. He dares to do it but not help?

You guys, calm down.

It's a little complicated so I'll explain it in a bit.

Basically, it's all for work.

Even though she hit her head, she's doing okay.

But the gynecologist...

Gynecologist?

What? You're saying... She's...

- She got— - It's a good thing if she does.

I'm just joking.

There seems to be something wrong.

Not possible.

Does she have cancer like her mother?

How can it be? No. She's so young. Impossible. She's so young.

I will explain it in a bit.

But I think you should go see the patient, right?

- Right, we should go see Sister. - Let's go. - Let's go.

Let's go. Here?

Don't rush.

Baby...

Where is she?

Why did you disappear for no reason? Auntie and your brother are so worried.

Aren't you a little too much?

It's just premature ovarian failure. You make it seem like it's a terminal illness.

Because I never imagined that I would have premature ovarian failure!

Fine!

I'll marry you.

Lay on it.

How is it? Comfortable?

Whether it's the grass on the edge or outside, during a big drought,

I have to pick all the grass.

A little white rabbit like you, strayed into the forest,

hurry up and return to your nest!

Who's scared of you? If you want to fight, I'm really good too.

Lin Chun Jiao, I really like you.

It's not really, it's extremely!

Lin Chun Jiao, I extremely like you!

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♫ Memories are like dust ♫

♫ It's depressing to talk about them ♫

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