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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,776 [DONAVON FRANKENREITER'S "LOVELY DAY" PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 2 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,625 [YELLS] 3 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,631 Go, get out of here. 4 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:37,466 Go! 5 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,102 [GROANING] 6 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,860 They say the higher you aim... 7 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,154 ...the farther you fall. 8 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,115 HAYES: Fuck you, Eddie Kim. 9 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:05,535 And look at you now, Mr. Prosecutor, huh? 10 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:07,996 Not so high and mighty anymore. 11 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,706 [SPITS] 12 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,169 Well, that's a noble gesture. 13 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,965 I'll make sure to tell your son all about it. 14 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,677 The reason he gets to grow up without a father... 15 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,471 ...is because of how goddamn noble he was. 16 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:30,852 Then again, I was raised by a single mom and... 17 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,354 [HAYES GRUNTING] 18 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,399 ...I didn't turn out so bad, huh? Whoo! 19 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,324 Clean this up. 20 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,243 I'm going back to L.A. 21 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,044 [TRUCK HORN HONKING] 22 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,923 Let's get the hell out of here... 23 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,675 ...and find that guy! 24 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,515 This is Mi Jung Lee reporting live from the Kaena Point area. 25 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,685 Details remain sketchy in the brutal slaying yesterday... 26 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,229 ...of Los Angeles prosecutor Daniel Hayes... 27 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,897 ...who was vacationing in Hawaii. 28 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,774 Hayes has been in the news lately... 29 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:22,404 ...for his high-profile pursuit of reputed mobster Edward Kim. 30 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,115 Mr. Kim's representatives have issued a statement... 31 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,451 ...of condolences to the Hayes family... 32 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,619 ...and claim absolutely no involvement... 33 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,538 ...in what they call a hideous act... 34 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:35,751 ...of violence. The ongoing saga in the criminal investigation... 35 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:38,920 ...of Mr. Kim involves charges of murder, racketeering... 36 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,798 ...and police corruption at the highest levels... 37 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,384 ...both here in Hawaii and on the mainland. 38 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,094 MAN [ON TV]: Thank you, Mi Jung. 39 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:50,307 We'll be sure to check in for any updates as they become available. 40 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,603 [DRILL BUZZING] 41 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,743 Do as I say, and you live. 42 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,621 Stay flat against this wall. Don't even breathe. 43 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,343 Go, go, go, that way! 44 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,475 Black car, go! 45 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,368 What the hell is going on? 46 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:55,163 You witnessed a murder and didn't tell anybody. Why didn't you call the police? 47 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,833 The news said they were corrupt. I figured they'd be in on it. 48 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,501 Smart kid. 49 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,128 Who are you? 50 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,380 I'm Agent Neville Flynn, FBI. 51 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,465 Pleased to meet you, Sean. 52 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:21,231 I gotta tell you, Sean, I'm getting tired of all this garbage... 53 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,983 ...you've been feeding me. 54 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:28,530 We know you were there. Your prints are all over it. Stop insulting my intelligence. 55 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,701 You witnessed a murder. You have a responsibility. 56 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,710 Look here, Sean. 57 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,880 I've been doing this for a while, so I know all kinds... 58 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,090 ...of neat little interrogation tricks. 59 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,384 You know, good cop, bad cop... 60 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,346 ...reverse psychology, stare-down contests, threats. 61 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,725 You name it, I've done it. 62 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,060 But why don't we leapfrog all that bullshit? 63 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:03,940 Save ourselves a lot of aggravation and time, of which there is close to zero... 64 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:06,443 ...and I tell you the truth? 65 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:11,531 The truth is, I'm not worried about you if you testify. 66 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,867 But I am worried about you if you don't. 67 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:21,583 What if I didn't see him clearly? I mean, I wouldn't be-- 68 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:25,253 What did I just tell you about saving us aggravation and time? 69 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,297 He knows who you are! 70 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:30,592 That's why those people were at your house trying to kill you. 71 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,302 And make no mistake... 72 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,639 ...Eddie Kim will kill you... 73 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,432 ...if you let him. 74 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,811 Last week I was planning a surfing trip to Bali. 75 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:44,439 Now.... 76 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,775 Now you make it sound like I have no choice-- 77 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,486 Oh, no, no, no. You got choices. 78 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:54,449 You got tons of choices, but there's only one correct choice: 79 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,618 Come with us to L.A... 80 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,495 ...testify against his ass... 81 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,581 ...put him in jail for life. 82 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:05,293 Tell you what. You sit here, think about it. 83 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,005 You let us know what you decide. 84 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,633 We'll be outside. 85 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:27,440 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: The white zone is for immediate loading... 86 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,442 ...and unloading of passengers only. 87 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:32,487 So you got any requests for your final flight? 88 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,824 Well, just what any flight attendant wants. 89 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,743 -Low-maintenance passengers. -Uh-huh. 90 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,329 That would be very nice. 91 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,167 [WOMEN SCREECHING] 92 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:49,963 All right, ladies. Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this. Let me sign them for them. 93 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,965 Let me sign them. Give me that marker. 94 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:56,177 How you doing, sweetie? You all right? There you go. 95 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,804 You take care, baby. All right. 96 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,765 -Can I get your autograph? -You can get a little more than that. 97 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,727 No doubt. Let me do this on the special for you right there. 98 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,731 -Yeah. -It tickles. 99 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,860 -Take care, all right? -All right. 100 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,905 -Will you sign this, please? -Yah, no doubt, little man. Here we go. 101 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,158 -There you go. -Thank you. 102 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,036 -Hey, yo, stay black. -Hells, yeah. 103 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,873 All right. All right, y'all. God bless you. I gotta get out of here... 104 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,084 ...and catch this flight. Y'all take care. Catch the next album. 105 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,962 -We can't wait. -Yeah, all right, no doubt. 106 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:35,884 All right, look, we gotta make sure we got some more of this, all right? 107 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,554 -Look at the Howard Hughes of rap. THREE G'S: What? What was that? 108 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,890 He said, man, can you believe this crap? 109 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,392 -This is crap right here. -Hey, come on, y'all. 110 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,771 Y'all messing with t-shirts. Y'all supposed to be watching my back. 111 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,356 Come on. 112 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,316 WOMAN 1 [OVER SPEAKERS]: Ladies and gentlemen... 113 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,902 ...South Pacific Air flight 121 has been delayed half an hour. 114 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,321 MAN: Oh, come on! -We apologize for this inconvenience... 115 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,616 -...and we'll begin boarding.... -Oh, boy. It's gonna be a fun flight. 116 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,369 WOMAN 2: Aloha all Island Express passengers.... 117 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,288 Five whole hours. 118 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,416 Do you know who's working today? I didn't get a crew list. 119 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,878 You know, I have no idea. 120 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,214 Oh, my God. Here she comes. Here she comes! 121 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,050 -Surprise! -Surprise! 122 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,386 Oh! 123 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,640 Oh, Claire, don't go. 124 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,934 Last thing the world needs is another lawyer. 125 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:29,104 -I mean, how could you leave all this? -It's gonna be hard. 126 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,649 Will you take me with you? Please. 127 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,318 Did we ask for Bruno from Simply Corporate? 128 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,446 Elena, by we, I mean you. 129 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,282 No, not all drivers are the same. That's the point. 130 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,119 The last thing I need is some guy going on and on... 131 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,414 ...about the weather the whole way home. Get Bruno. 132 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,040 [BARKS] 133 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,918 Mary Kate, hush. 134 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,463 Sorry, she gets nervous flying. 135 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,966 Oh, that's okay. 136 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,093 I understand, you know. 137 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,928 Do you think she'll want some Xanax? 138 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,140 Oh, no, she's okay. 139 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,479 How you feeling? 140 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,148 Yeah, fine. 141 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,358 You ready for this? 142 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,444 Yeah. 143 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,448 Is that our plane? 144 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:25,285 No, every cop in Honolulu thinks it is. 145 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,872 Hey, come on, relax. 146 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,558 FBI's escorting some guy to L.A. 147 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,312 -They just took over all first class. -Are they allowed to do that? 148 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,355 Well, apparently FAA Section 108 states... 149 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,025 ..."if deemed necessary," they can do whatever they want. 150 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,028 Who's gonna tell the first class passengers they're flying coach? 151 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,030 That would be you, kid. 152 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,548 South Pacific Air 121. 153 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,721 Oh, my. 154 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,849 I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight. 155 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,519 You're looking especially delicious this evening. 156 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,395 I love it when you demean me, Rick. 157 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,065 My pleasure. I gotta go fly a big plane. 158 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,609 -Hi, doll. -Hi there, Rick. 159 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,402 Isn't he smooth? 160 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,654 [SCOFFS] 161 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,364 [HISSING] 162 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,535 Yes, sir. I'm soaking the leis with it. 163 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,579 The pheromone will make these guys go fucking crazy. 164 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,918 Duke. 165 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,926 Leave it, Duke. 166 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,934 -Ladies. -Welcome aboard. 167 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,395 Agent Flynn. 168 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:25,613 WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final boarding call for South Pacific Air... 169 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,824 -Thank you. -...with nonstop service to Los Angeles. 170 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,909 -Aloha. -No, no, no, the hair. 171 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,578 Thank you. 172 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,251 Unfortunately, first class is overbooked. 173 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,753 But there's plenty of room to stretch in coach... 174 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,631 ...which is less than half full. For the inconvenience... 175 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,260 ...we are offering you a free travel coupon good on any South Pacific flight. 176 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,430 A free travel coupon won't help me get to my meeting on time. 177 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,141 Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles... 178 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,642 ...the same time as first. 179 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,479 Funny. Does my premium awards membership come with sarcasm... 180 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,982 ...or should I speak to your supervisor, Claire? 181 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,362 This better be a matter of national security. 182 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,364 Did I just hear there's no first class? 183 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,283 I'm afraid only coach is available. 184 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,869 Coach? Is it safe there? 185 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,457 Yes, it is safe there. 186 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,010 Never flown first class before. 187 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,013 See? Things are looking up already. 188 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,354 So how long you and Mr. Personality been working together? 189 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,065 Five years... 190 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,734 ...one blown marriage each. 191 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,570 He's the toughest son of a bitch I ever met. 192 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,364 Wow. 193 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,908 Yep, that's us. 194 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,202 The glamour and the glory. 195 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:59,707 Flynn, the captain's patching us through to Harris for the flight. 196 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,048 [PHONE RINGS] 197 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,842 Harris, Special Agent Harris. 198 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,220 Harris, so how's the new promotion? 199 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,390 -I'm loving it. -That was a little quick. 200 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,725 -Wanna try again? -No, no, I'm serious, man. 201 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,895 You know, no more junk food hangovers... 202 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,439 ...after all-night stakeouts, you know? 203 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,609 I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife. 204 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:31,072 She's hot. You know, and my kids, you know, forget about them. They're kids. 205 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,533 I'm just spending every waking minute with them. 206 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,118 You know, they're fun. 207 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,412 Please, this is me you're talking to. 208 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,081 You know you miss it. You miss the action. 209 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:44,293 You're bored to tears. So, what are you actually doing with your time? 210 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,754 -Surfing the net. -Porn, no doubt. 211 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,133 No, hey, eBay, my cynical-minded friend. 212 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,095 I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk-ass kid from Iowa... 213 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,264 ...for this black velvet... 214 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,307 ...Pamela Anderson poster. 215 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,268 Not technically porn. 216 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,937 So how's Eddie Kim doing? 217 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,815 You ain't gotta worry about him. He ain't going anywhere. 218 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,484 No, I got three teams on him, so he's not gonna move. 219 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,571 All right, I'll see you on the other side. 220 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,907 [GRUNTING] 221 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,963 Are you sure about this? 222 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,341 Accidents happen. 223 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,677 You think I didn't exhaust every other option? 224 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,763 He saw me! 225 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,931 You're right down this aisle to the left. 226 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,350 -Thank you. -Oh, look at the little baby. 227 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,186 -He's beautiful. -Thank you. 228 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,104 [BARKING] 229 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,648 -Oh, beautiful. MERCEDES: Cheese. 230 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,358 PAUL: First, they stick me in coach... 231 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:52,653 ...and then they put a dog next to me. What the hell is next? 232 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,322 Oh, you're adorable. 233 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,950 Okay. 234 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,827 [RATTLE RATTLING] 235 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,789 Oh, great. Just great. 236 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,209 Is there a problem, mister? 237 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,920 Oh, gee, what do you think? 238 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,300 Will you at least get that vermin to shut up? 239 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,010 Don't worry, Mary Kate. 240 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,846 His hair plugs can't hurt you. 241 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:25,061 PAUL: Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans! 242 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:29,524 Hi. Oh, I'm really sorry about first class. Let me see if I can help-- 243 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,984 Oh, sweet-- Could you tell her not to touch me? 244 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,653 Oh, please, don't touch the man. 245 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,531 Man don't like to be touched. We'll find our own seats. 246 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,117 Oh, sorry. Here's some coupons. 247 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,203 -You all right, man? THREE G'S: Yeah, I'm all right, man. 248 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,051 All right. 249 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,053 Coach ain't looking so bad after all. 250 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,395 Bad boy. 251 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,482 THREE G'S: Hey, yo, check it. Check it out, check it out. 252 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,568 You like that. 253 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,737 Baby got back, front and side-to-side. 254 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:21,284 Hey, y'all two get together, y'all might have two 20-pound babies or something. 255 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,828 [LAUGHING] 256 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,873 Dad, why can't you come with us? 257 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,875 Come on, you're gonna be fine. 258 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,585 Bet you're even gonna have fun. 259 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,087 -He's just being a baby. -Curtis. 260 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,590 I'm counting on you to be a man. What does a man do? 261 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,633 -He looks out for his family. -Right. 262 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,761 -Sir. -Oh, sorry. 263 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:44,932 My wife is meeting them in L.A. It's their first time flying solo. 264 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,852 That's okay. Hey. 265 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,062 -Can I tell you a secret? -What? 266 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,607 -Guess who's on the plane? -Who? 267 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,443 -Three G's. -For real? 268 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,278 I bet you could meet him. 269 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,322 Come on, Tommy, let's go. 270 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:17,006 Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to welcome you to South Pacific Airlines... 271 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:21,510 ...flight 121 nonstop service from Honolulu... 272 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,096 ...to Los Angeles. I would like your attention... 273 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:29,352 ...as the flight attendants demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft. 274 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:33,105 When the seat-belt sign illuminates, you must fasten your seat belt. 275 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:38,361 There are several emergency exits on the aircraft located in the forward section... 276 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:42,990 ...aft section and over each wing. In the event of decompression... 277 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,159 ...an oxygen mask will drop... 278 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,161 ...from a compartment above your seat. 279 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,998 To start the flow of oxygen, pull the mask towards you, place it firmly... 280 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,833 ...over your nose and mouth... 281 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,504 ...secure the elastic band behind your head and breathe normally. 282 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,674 A lifejacket is located in a pouch under your seat. 283 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,802 This is how you put it on. Slip it over your head... 284 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,804 ...pass the straps around your waist... 285 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,973 ...and adjust loosely at the front. 286 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:10,893 Tampering with, disabling or destroying the smoke detectors located... 287 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,146 ...in the lavatories is prohibited by law. 288 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,607 We wish you an enjoyable flight. 289 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,828 Radar indicates a bit of weather up ahead. 290 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,871 We might catch a few bumps in the road... 291 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,916 ...but we'll be above most of it. If you need anything... 292 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,752 ...you holler at one of those gorgeous flight attendants... 293 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,547 ...and they'll take good care of y'all. Thank you. 294 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,716 Good evening. 295 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,640 SEAN: Thank you. 296 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,312 I'm Tiffany. 297 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,106 Hi, Tiffany. I'm Sean. 298 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:03,112 So, mind if I... 299 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,031 ...ask what you did? 300 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,408 Oh, me? Nothing. 301 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,872 It's what I'm supposed to do. 302 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,291 Ever heard of Eddie Kim? 303 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:20,087 Oh, who hasn't? I was watching one of those crime shows once... 304 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,215 ...you know, with the hokey reenactments... 305 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,302 ...where he tortured this guy who was a witness against him... 306 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,429 ...by gouging out his eyes... 307 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,474 ...and then feeding him to some pigs. 308 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,310 Pretty gruesome stuff. 309 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,271 Yeah, he doesn't mess around, that guy. 310 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:41,275 So, you know, what are you--? What do you have to...? 311 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,944 I'm a witness for the prosecution. 312 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,114 -Wow. -Yeah. 313 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:49,617 That is so... 314 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,244 ...hot. 315 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,299 [BEEPING] 316 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,645 I'm gonna miss these night flights. 317 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,731 I enjoy the passengers so much better when they're unconscious. 318 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,402 And you, I'm gonna miss you. 319 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:30,366 -Excuse me. Can I get a gin and tonic? -Yes. I'll be right back with that. 320 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,867 Thanks. 321 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:41,710 In Hawaii for a vacation? 322 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,964 Not really. I was there for the kickboxing tournament. 323 00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:49,468 Oh, my God. You're a kickboxer? Me too. 324 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:53,222 Well, I take a kickboxing class with Lonnie, Malibu Fitness. 325 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,182 -Awesome cardio. -Good for you. 326 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,518 My girlfriend and I go Tuesdays and Thursdays. 327 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,855 -Yeah, girlfriend. Right. -Wait, wait. Watch this. 328 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,276 Come on, take it easy, buddy. You okay? 329 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,863 -Oh! Oh! Son of a.... Yeah, yeah. MAN: You all right, dude? 330 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,198 Hey, will you look around? 331 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,242 Look around the plane. 332 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,370 How come there aren't more people on this flight? 333 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,414 I can't figure it out. 334 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,292 Honey, because it's the red eye. 335 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,673 Okay, okay. 336 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:31,177 -I'm sorry, sweetie. -No, I accept-- I accept that. 337 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:36,015 If you hated flying this much, why'd you let me pick Hawaii for our honeymoon? 338 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,312 Because that's where you wanted to go. 339 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,114 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 340 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:58,454 -Bali, huh? -What? 341 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:01,040 You said earlier you wanted to go to Bali. 342 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,751 It's a very beautiful place. I've been there. 343 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,213 You surf? You don't look like a surfer. 344 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,757 -No disrespect. -Hey, none taken. 345 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,426 And I did try it. I figure, why spend all my time... 346 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:17,139 ...in the ocean when I could lay on the beach and admire all the beauties? 347 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,099 Couldn't stay on your board, could you? 348 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,435 No. Fell off every time. 349 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,896 Got me. 350 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:49,296 -Can I help you? -No, I'm just stretching my legs. 351 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,465 Big plane, plenty of places to do it. 352 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,760 Plenty of other places to do it, you mean. 353 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,389 I do something wrong here? 354 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,016 Technically, no. 355 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,811 Next time, you people could give us a heads-up... 356 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,688 ...before you commandeer the plane. 357 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,316 You people? 358 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,277 Oh, no, no, no. I-- 359 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:14,488 Hey, hey, don't stress it. Just joking. 360 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,491 So can I--? Can I get you something or...? 361 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,619 No, I'm cool. Just pretend I'm not here. 362 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,496 Okay. 363 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,586 Psst-psst. 364 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,171 Psst. 365 00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,146 -Hi. -What's up? 366 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,189 This is Mary Kate. 367 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,525 -Yes, that's nice. -And I'm Mercedes. 368 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,528 -You know, like the car. Vroom-vroom. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 369 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,530 -Yeah. -She likes you. 370 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,158 -Yeah, that's cool. -Say hi. 371 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,702 -You are? -Oh, come on now. 372 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,538 Yeah, I'm.... 373 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,875 -Trying to steal my dog? -Oh, believe me, I don't want the dog. 374 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,543 I'm kidding. I know who you are. 375 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,170 -I know you know. -Three G's. 376 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,547 All right, all right, "Booty Go Thump." 377 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:16,550 -Yeah, my booty went thump. -Yeah, I know that's right. 378 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,177 That's tight. That's tight. 379 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:21,555 Yeah, your dog, the dog. No, that's good. It's cool. 380 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:24,266 -Yeah, love, yeah, I love dogs. -Little kiss. 381 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,202 [BEEPING] 382 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,454 -Hi. -Aloha. 383 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,171 Here. 384 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,550 -Come on, come out. -Hurry. 385 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:49,476 You see, at the end of the day, the music business is still a business. 386 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:50,936 [MAN SNEEZES] 387 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:01,196 -You okay? -I'm good. As I was saying... 388 00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:05,492 ...see, I'm all about taking the music and the business to the next level. 389 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,036 You know what I'm saying? That's when evolution... 390 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,872 ...becomes revolution. 391 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,838 Here, babe. 392 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,969 Screw it. 393 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:04,843 KELLY: Harder. 394 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,207 [SCREAMS] 395 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,709 [GRUNTS] 396 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,090 [SCREAMING & GRUNTING] 397 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,426 Mile High Club. 398 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,931 Those were the days. 399 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:56,228 Oh. This guy is really good. 400 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,776 Well, maybe not that good. 401 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,094 We just lost avionics. 402 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,436 Notify LAX. 403 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:41,106 LAX, Hula one-two-one... 404 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,858 ...mayday, mayday, mayday. 405 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:46,945 We are 1500 nautical miles southwest of Los Angeles. 406 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:50,115 Repeat, mayday, we have lost avionics. 407 00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,492 Hula 1-2-1, heavy, Los Angeles tower. 408 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,162 We acknowledge your emergency. You have priority. 409 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,998 All right, give me the manual. Take control. 410 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,541 I have control. 411 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,706 I'll be back. 412 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,221 How's my big boy? 413 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,443 Ah! Fuck! 414 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,199 Fucking bitch! Get off my dick! 415 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,410 Fuck! 416 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:21,206 Fuck. 417 00:33:58,077 --> 00:34:01,455 Because, you know, keeping your sexy right is part of the business too. 418 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:04,958 And if you don't mind me saying, it looks like you keep your sexy very, very right. 419 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,293 [BARKING] 420 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,836 MERCEDES: Well, thank you. 421 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:11,089 THREE G'S: Have you ever acted before? -No. 422 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:14,134 I would love to put you in one of my pool-party videos. 423 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,011 -Yeah? -Throw a little thong on you-- 424 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,139 -Excuse me, she just wants a treat. -All right. 425 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,852 I can never find anything in here. 426 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,896 Her doctor says she's bipolar. 427 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,481 [YELLS] 428 00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,192 I almost beat the last level. 429 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,194 Man, you playing that damn video game? 430 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,696 Or was that video game playing you, son? 431 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,616 -Damn! -Found them. 432 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,215 [CHUCKLES] 433 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,054 [MOANING] 434 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:18,198 Sir, I can assure you, there's no strange smell. 435 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:22,202 Maybe you're allergic to the leis. Let me take them for you. 436 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,162 Oh, yeah. 437 00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:29,543 Thank you, miss. Any idea how long this turbulence will last? 438 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,545 No, I'm okay. 439 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,172 Well, I'm gonna go and ask the pilot. 440 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,174 [BEEPING] 441 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,390 CAPTAIN: Shit, Rick, we got smoke. 442 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,017 Something probably arced in the avionics. 443 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,527 How much longer do you think before we climb--? What happened? 444 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:59,489 We lost the board. I gotta reset the breakers. 445 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,410 -Keep her steady, Rick. RICK: All right. 446 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,813 Okay, cap, they're coming back! 447 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:41,448 That's it, old man, we're back in busin-- 448 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,620 CLAIRE: Captain! 449 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,956 -Rick! RICK: What is it? 450 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,667 CLAIRE: Something's happened to the captain! 451 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,462 All right. Coming. 452 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,299 Oh, Christ. 453 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:03,803 -Did you--? Did you see what happened? CLAIRE: No. 454 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:08,141 Captain? 455 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,146 I think he's had a heart attack. 456 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:22,155 Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders... 457 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,157 ...can I see you for a moment, please? 458 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:44,302 I flew with that man for 10 years. 459 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,013 Let's go back. 460 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:49,724 We're halfway. It'd take longer to get back to Honolulu... 461 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,685 ...than keep going to L.A. 462 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:54,646 Make sure everybody's strapped in. 463 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,363 LAX tower, this is Hula one-two-one... 464 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,534 ...mayday, mayday, the pilot in command has suffered a fatal heart attack. 465 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,869 CLAIRE: Ladies and gentlemen, the captain requests... 466 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:13,164 ...that you remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened. 467 00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:14,916 Thank you. 468 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,710 [BABY CRYING] 469 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,920 Shh. Shh. 470 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:22,299 [MARY-KATE WHIMPERING] 471 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:31,224 [WEAPONS FIRING ON VIDEO GAME] 472 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,069 Hi, how are you doing? 473 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,114 Think of it like a roller coaster ride. 474 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:48,908 -Do you like roller coaster rides? -No, not really. 475 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,704 No, me neither. They always make me sick. 476 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,373 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. 477 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:59,294 You are gonna close your eyes and count very slowly to 10. 478 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:03,715 And when you open your eyes, you make the funniest face you can at each other. 479 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,384 And whoever laughs first loses. 480 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:09,304 Okay? Best out of five wins. 481 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:12,390 And I will be back to check on the winner. 482 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,772 -One, two, three.... -One, two, three.... 483 00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:21,816 -Sir, seat belt please. MAN: Yeah. Great. 484 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:23,443 Thank you. 485 00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:46,966 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 486 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,803 What the--? 487 00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:58,895 What the hell? 488 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,522 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 489 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,159 -Oh, shit! -What the fuck? 490 00:40:13,994 --> 00:40:15,495 I'll go. 491 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,792 Oh, shit. 492 00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:41,563 -Get down! -What the hell? It's snakes! 493 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,195 [SCREAMS] 494 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,826 Rick, what's up with the oxygen masks deploying? 495 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,494 RICK: Oh, sorry about that. 496 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:59,330 You won't believe what came out of the instrument panel. 497 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,207 TIFFANY: What? 498 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,917 RICK: Look at this. 499 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:05,003 Goddamn snake, honey! 500 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:08,256 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 501 00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:25,940 John! Stay up here! 502 00:41:29,528 --> 00:41:30,904 Flynn! 503 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:37,911 I've got ophidiophobia. Fear of snakes. 504 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,584 Stay! Mary Kate, sit! 505 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,378 Bad girl. Bad, bad girl. 506 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:55,136 Come to the front, there aren't any snakes here! It's safe. 507 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,652 Everybody, move forward! 508 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,612 Cautiously! 509 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,246 Come here. 510 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:51,067 Get out of my way! Get out of the way! 511 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,195 Son of a bitch! 512 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,658 [SCREAMING] 513 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,583 THREE G'S: Out of the way, grandma! 514 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,506 [SCREAMING] 515 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,718 What the--? Fuck! 516 00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,934 Oh, my God, help! 517 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,359 Help! 518 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,592 Go, go! 519 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,552 Oh, fuck me! 520 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,220 Okay, okay. 521 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:02,722 Oh, fuck, fuck. 522 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:06,517 Oh, shit, shit! 523 00:44:12,107 --> 00:44:14,400 Who's your daddy now, bitch? 524 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:18,029 Oh, fuck! 525 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,617 Man, you guys are supposed to be watching my back! 526 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:25,787 Front, come on. We gotta get to the front! 527 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,206 Grab a tray table! 528 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,463 Smash that! 529 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,007 Little bitch! Come on! 530 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,469 Move! 531 00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,930 Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! 532 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,101 Get this fucking snake off my ass! 533 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,062 Snap. You got a snake on your ass! Yo, hold still! 534 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,563 -Get it off! -Get him out! 535 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:54,941 -Get him out of here! -Come on, man, come on. 536 00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,404 CLAIRE: Keep moving! Keep moving! 537 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:05,243 Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier... 538 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,286 ...between us and the snakes! 539 00:45:07,454 --> 00:45:09,789 Grab everything from the overheads, under the seats... 540 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:12,667 ...and let's build a wall. Let's go! 541 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,268 -Ken! Do this. -Okay. 542 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:00,173 [SCREAMS] 543 00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:08,598 [BARKING] 544 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,480 Help me! 545 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:18,691 Please help me! 546 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,996 I'll put you on my back. We'll move towards the front, okay? 547 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,998 -No, I can't. -Here we go! Come on. 548 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,542 Let's go. Yes, you can. You can do it, come on, up! 549 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:38,753 -Here we go. Here we go. -Mary Kate! 550 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,880 Here we go. 551 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:53,017 I need everyone to close any compartment that's open! 552 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,560 Just close them! 553 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,358 WOMAN: I can't reach it. MAN 1: I got it. 554 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,193 MAN 2: Let me get it. 555 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,361 [GASPS] 556 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,071 Hey. Whoa. It's only me. What's up? 557 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,615 -I can't find those two little boys. -Little boys? 558 00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:10,660 Tommy and Curtis, they were by themselves. 559 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:21,212 -Hey! -Mister, my brother-- He got bit. 560 00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:25,883 I was supposed to take care of him. 561 00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:29,887 You are taking care of him, sweetheart. You're taking care of him right now. 562 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,765 -Is he gonna die? -No, honey. 563 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,768 But you have to be brave for him now, okay? 564 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,019 Okay, sweetheart. 565 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,438 [BABY CRYING] 566 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:12,763 Are you okay? 567 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,223 [MARIA SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 568 00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,809 My baby! Where is my baby! 569 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,103 [RATTLING] 570 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,028 Oh, Lord. 571 00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:38,247 Oh! Oh! 572 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,710 MARIA: Oh, my baby! -Here you go. 573 00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:45,421 -Go, go, go! Hurry! -Thank you! 574 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:48,966 Come on! Come on! Come through! Hurry, hurry! 575 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,012 GRACE: Help! I need help! 576 00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:57,808 CLAIRE: Oh, my God, Grace. 577 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,145 Okay, okay. 578 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,982 Okay. 579 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,318 -Let me, let me. I got her. -Oh, my God. 580 00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:09,362 I have to go and tell Rick. 581 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:14,200 KEN: Grab the first-aid kit! Grace, hey, hey, hey. 582 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:17,161 Here's some water. Come on, man, you got to drink water. 583 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,580 Breathe, breathe. 584 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,707 We missed the bastards... 585 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:24,335 ...because they were cold-blooded. 586 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,337 Come on, come on. 587 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:28,714 John, John, listen to me. You're okay. 588 00:49:28,882 --> 00:49:31,717 Just take a deep breath, John, you're having a panic attack. 589 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,603 Oh, shit. 590 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,110 You've gotta be kidding me! 591 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,824 Good luck. 592 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,411 John? 593 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,217 Son of a-- 594 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:16,721 Hey, hey, hey, we have to figure something out. 595 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,764 All right. Well, I know what I gotta do. 596 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,725 We're in a 200-foot aluminum tube... 597 00:50:20,892 --> 00:50:24,937 ...and we're 30,000 feet in the air. Any one of those slimy little pieces of shit... 598 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:27,481 ...can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic... 599 00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:30,151 ...and this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker. 600 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,738 So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are... 601 00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:36,407 ...and then find some way to keep this mother... 602 00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,952 ...in the sky another two hours. Figure that out. 603 00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:44,457 -Hey, hey, where you going? -I have to go down. 604 00:50:44,624 --> 00:50:47,418 I have to help the passengers. 605 00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:53,632 There's supposed to be a doctor aboard. A Dr... 606 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,135 ...Robert Foster. Robert Foster! 607 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,846 Wait, here he is. Here he is. Dr. Robert Foster... 608 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:02,683 ...row 11, seat H. 609 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,117 Yeah, Harris. 610 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:23,496 Sanders is dead. 611 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:28,834 You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? 612 00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:31,670 Well, I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of. 613 00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,339 What the hell you talking about? 614 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:36,884 Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes. 615 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:40,346 Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that? 616 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:43,682 He can't possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to Sean. 617 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:48,187 Yeah, well, he doesn't have to guarantee it if he brings the whole plane down. 618 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,484 Listen up. Everybody listen up. 619 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:57,029 I want a crisis team at LAX, ASAP. 620 00:51:57,197 --> 00:52:00,032 And I need the cargo manifest for every scrap of freight... 621 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,327 ...on South Pacific Air 121. 622 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,246 I can't believe I'm saying this. 623 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:08,707 I need the best poisonous-snake expert in this time zone. 624 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,086 And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less. 625 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:15,548 Well, come on, people, let's go! Somebody make that happen for me! 626 00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:18,843 Hey, tell surveillance, don't let Eddie Kim out of their sight. 627 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,597 All right, we have to suck out the poison. 628 00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:26,350 -Man, I ain't sucking nothing. -Okay, I'll do it. 629 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:30,729 What? Oh, there'll be no sucking. Troy, get this man away from my ass! 630 00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:32,314 -Are you sure? -We sure. Thanks, pal. 631 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,358 CLAIRE: Okay, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay. 632 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,235 Oh, my God! 633 00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:42,575 Hold my baby, please. 634 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:44,451 Forget about that. 635 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:46,620 Do you have any olive oil on the plane? 636 00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:48,581 -Olive oil? Olive oil. -Yeah. 637 00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:51,375 -I'm on it. Okay. -Yeah, in a cup! 638 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:54,253 When I was a kid, whenever we went hiking... 639 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:58,090 ...we always carried olive oil and a razor blade in case of a snake bite. 640 00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,092 I need something to cut. 641 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,719 Here you go. 642 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:06,557 Okay, this-- This will work, yeah. 643 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:12,104 Okay, oil. So you swish it in your mouth... 644 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:15,566 ...to seal it from the poison. 645 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,237 -Look at Claire, Tommy. -Look at me, sweetie. 646 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:22,281 It's gonna hurt a little bit, okay? 647 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,326 -Okay, now. -It hurts. 648 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:28,662 CLAIRE: You're so brave. 649 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:32,958 Yeah, it's gonna be all right, Tommy. 650 00:53:43,094 --> 00:53:45,137 That's what I'm talking about. 651 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,642 CLAIRE: Good boy. -Yeah, I think I got it all. 652 00:53:49,809 --> 00:53:52,478 It's gonna be okay, Tommy. You're very, very brave. 653 00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:56,148 I got bit too. 654 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,079 -Flynn, what the hell--? -Just sit tight. 655 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,830 I can't-- 656 00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:14,166 Do you remember the first thing I said to you? 657 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:16,835 -Yes. -What was it? 658 00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:20,547 -I know, but things have changed. -What was the first thing I said to you? 659 00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:23,467 Things have changed! You have a whole plane full of sna-- 660 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,804 -God! "Do as I say, you live." -Nothing's changed. 661 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,223 Now, I need you to stay up here by the air phone. 662 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:31,809 When Agent Harris calls, you come and get me. 663 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,310 You got it? 664 00:54:34,896 --> 00:54:36,605 Got it. 665 00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:44,405 KEN: Hey, hey, hey! They're getting through the luggage, here, seriously. 666 00:54:44,572 --> 00:54:46,657 I need some help! 667 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,119 Fire extinguisher! 668 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:04,717 -Ken! KEN: Agent Flynn, here. 669 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:10,055 Weapons. We have to have weapons. Where's the silverware? 670 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:11,765 Well, we have any silverware. 671 00:55:11,933 --> 00:55:13,851 All we have is this. 672 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:17,187 -Sporks? -Yeah. 673 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:19,982 Here. 674 00:55:22,193 --> 00:55:23,360 Use that. 675 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,781 His name is Dr. Stephen Price. 676 00:55:27,949 --> 00:55:30,868 He's some kind of hardcore snake specialist. 677 00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:33,912 And customs uses him as their go-to guy... 678 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,749 ...for any animal smuggling cases. 679 00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:40,252 -The go-to guy? -Yeah. So he must be good. 680 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,932 Dr. Price? 681 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:55,934 -It is I. -Hank Harris. 682 00:55:56,102 --> 00:55:59,063 I'm hoping this is important, I've got baby Antiguan racer eggs... 683 00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:01,774 ...in there ready to hatch. First time ever in captivity. 684 00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:03,025 -Really? -Very exciting. 685 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:05,402 I got another exciting first I'd like to tell you about. 686 00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:09,448 I need another! Help, somebody! 687 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,159 Come on! Help me out here! 688 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,620 -Please, I can't do this! -Hold on, I'm coming! 689 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,622 KEN: Somebody get me another fire extinguisher! 690 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,959 All right, we got less than 90 minutes. 691 00:56:21,127 --> 00:56:24,505 We've already lost over 50 people and that's including an FBI agent. 692 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,131 Okay. 693 00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:29,301 -We've already contacted local ERs. -Oh, local ERs. 694 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:32,805 I don't think you understand the magnitude... 695 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:35,474 ...of what you're dealing with here. 696 00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:37,643 L.A County ERs can, at best... 697 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:40,312 ...handle the occasional snake bite. 698 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,650 Not an entire 747 full of them. 699 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,528 I'm going to contact the National Poison Control Center... 700 00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:50,781 ...to have them alert every ER in the tri-county area... 701 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:55,035 ...and to order every available helicopter crew to be ready. 702 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:58,831 We've got less than two hours to mobilize an entire army. 703 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,042 SEAN: Flynn, Flynn! 704 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,503 Hey, they got a snake guy on the phone. 705 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:07,005 Who the hell is that? 706 00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:09,007 SEAN: His name is Dr. Price. 707 00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:14,555 Look, doc, people are dying up here. We need help fast. 708 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:17,724 Okay, just break open any blisters that form around the bites. 709 00:57:17,892 --> 00:57:19,852 -Keep them clean. -We're doing that. 710 00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:23,021 -It doesn't seem to be doing much good. -Snakes don't attack... 711 00:57:23,189 --> 00:57:25,232 ...unless they're provoked, right? 712 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,526 Something up there is making them go crazy. 713 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:31,572 Yeah, no shit. They're attacking everybody and everything up here. 714 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,907 They're especially fond of those fucking leis. 715 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:36,160 Leis? Jesus, I don't know.... 716 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,495 It could possibly be a pheromone. 717 00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:41,582 That's what female animals release to trigger mating behavior. 718 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:44,418 It could also provoke serious hyperaggression. 719 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,670 Like some kind of drug. 720 00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:48,380 Well, that's good news. 721 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:50,215 Snakes on crack. 722 00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:53,385 How could you imbeciles let somebody put snakes-- 723 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,388 -We need to get them to a hospital. -We're almost to L.A. now. 724 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:58,932 Know what they call that? The point of no return. 725 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:00,934 So this is it? That's what the plan is? 726 00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:03,604 We sit around here waiting for the snakes to bite us? 727 00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:06,023 Look, everyone just calm down, please! 728 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:07,858 We're doing the best we can here. 729 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,402 Okay, there are hundreds of species of snakes... 730 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:14,239 ...with hundreds of cocktails of venom. Some will kill you in two minutes... 731 00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:18,243 ...others in two hours and some you can actually cure with a good night's rest. 732 00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:21,747 But here's the thing, if you administer the wrong antivenom... 733 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:23,749 ...that will kill you. 734 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:26,084 I am not a zoologist, man. 735 00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:29,254 I can identify maybe two of the snakes I've seen up here. 736 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,964 A cobra and a rattlesnake, okay? 737 00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:35,260 You're going to have to be more-- Much more specific than that. 738 00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:36,887 Oh, shit. 739 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:38,555 Look.... 740 00:58:38,723 --> 00:58:41,433 I'll round up all the dead ones I can find... 741 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:43,393 ...and I'll call you back, okay? 742 00:58:43,561 --> 00:58:45,103 Make it fast. Time is tissue. 743 00:58:45,271 --> 00:58:47,981 Time is t-- 744 00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:51,401 I want to know what's going on. 745 00:58:51,569 --> 00:58:53,278 -Get out of the way! -No, no! No! 746 00:58:53,446 --> 00:58:55,113 You guys are not supposed to go up there. 747 00:58:55,281 --> 00:58:57,115 THREE G'S: Move, girl! TIFFANY: You can't--! 748 00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:04,623 MAN: You can't keep us down there. 749 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,458 Why exactly are there snakes on this plane? 750 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:09,503 -I don't have time to explain. PAUL: You better make time. We're at risk. 751 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:10,796 You're gonna tell us why. 752 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:14,007 What I'm gonna tell you is to go back downstairs now. 753 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:17,094 -Man, who the hell you think you are? -Whoa, whoa. Okay, look. 754 00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:19,137 The snakes are on the plane because... 755 00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:22,349 ...I'm supposed to testify tomorrow against Eddie Kim. 756 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,101 Oh, Jesus Christ, we're all dead. 757 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:26,144 Not me. 758 00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:28,647 It's my job to handle life-and-death situations... 759 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:31,858 ...on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. 760 00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:34,444 You can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob... 761 00:59:34,612 --> 00:59:38,115 ...and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this. 762 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:41,535 But if you want to survive tonight, you need to save your energy... 763 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,787 ...and start working together. 764 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,497 Now, what we need to do... 765 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:48,625 ...is go back in there and find all the dead snakes we can... 766 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:52,379 ...so the doctors on the ground will know what kind of antivenoms we need. 767 00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:55,257 Whatever you find, you bring it to me. 768 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:57,342 And I don't need to tell you to be careful. 769 01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:03,515 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going? -I'm going with. 770 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:05,559 I can't just sit here doing nothing. 771 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,312 Remember when you said it's all about choices we make? 772 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:11,857 -Well, I'm making one. I'm not a prisoner. -I need you to stay up here. 773 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:14,985 -Why? -Because if you die... 774 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,195 ...then all this was for nothing. 775 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,367 -Sit your ass down. MAN: We got a snake, man. 776 01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:51,605 Okay, doc, I got one here that's... 777 01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:55,692 ...I guess, brownish on top and I'd say green on the bottom. 778 01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:57,778 Wait a second, pure green? Or blue? 779 01:00:57,987 --> 01:01:00,113 Well, if I had to guess, I'd say green. 780 01:01:00,281 --> 01:01:02,199 No, no, teal. It's a deep shade of teal. 781 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:03,950 It's teal, doc. 782 01:01:04,118 --> 01:01:05,577 Why don't we just take a picture? 783 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,747 Sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein. 784 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,415 Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad? 785 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:13,669 -We need a digital camera and a computer. MERCEDES: Or this. 786 01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:15,087 It's got both. 787 01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:18,382 Doc, I'm gonna e-mail you some pictures, all right? 788 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:27,891 Rick! 789 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,269 Rick? 790 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:36,942 Rick! 791 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:39,528 Rick! 792 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,742 Oh, God. 793 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:02,676 Are we landing? 794 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:06,430 -There are no lights down there. -I don't think so. 795 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,432 Doc, photos are coming to you now. 796 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,480 Everybody, buckle up now! Now! 797 01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:17,691 Oh, my God, no! 798 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:25,490 -Come on, buckle up. I got you. -Oh, my God! 799 01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:53,226 Fucker! 800 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,189 Come on! 801 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,986 Okay, let's pull this thing up. 802 01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:05,906 MAN [OVER RADIO] I Hula 121 heavy, you're descending through 23,0000 feet. 803 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,366 FLYNN: There's no time to strap in, just pull up, hard! 804 01:03:08,534 --> 01:03:12,662 Somebody help me! Somebody help, they're coming through. 805 01:03:17,376 --> 01:03:19,377 Tiffany! Tiffany! 806 01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:22,380 Look out! 807 01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:25,717 -You okay? -Yeah. 808 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:26,927 [BOTH SCREAM] 809 01:03:27,094 --> 01:03:28,720 [HISSING] 810 01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:32,057 We gotta get the people upstairs. It's safer there. 811 01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,855 Somebody help me. 812 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:45,403 Hula one-two-one, heavy... 813 01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:48,448 ...you're now below 19,000 feet. Do you copy? 814 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,408 It's not working. 815 01:03:51,452 --> 01:03:53,745 -I wanna get out. -Let me get you up. 816 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,414 Get upstairs, come on. 817 01:03:58,042 --> 01:03:59,292 Go! 818 01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:01,920 Go, go, go! 819 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:09,469 Hula one-two-one, heavy, pull up. Pull up. 820 01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:34,286 [SCREAMING] 821 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,509 WOMAN: Out of the way! MAN: Move your ass, Goddamn it! 822 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:52,345 [SCREAMING] 823 01:04:57,476 --> 01:04:59,519 Go, go! 824 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,317 No. 825 01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:06,735 [SCREAMING] 826 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:11,656 Come on, quicker! 827 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:13,658 WOMAN 1: Come on! MAN 1: Move it! 828 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,621 WOMAN 2: Hurry! 829 01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:22,834 MAN 2: Hang on to me. I've got you! 830 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,678 MAN 3: Get me off this plane! 831 01:05:43,898 --> 01:05:44,940 MAN 4: Come on! 832 01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:48,151 Get back! 833 01:05:48,319 --> 01:05:49,986 Go, quick! Move! 834 01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:53,907 [SCREAMING] 835 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:11,883 Oh, shit! 836 01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:13,468 Mary Kate! 837 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,680 You animal! You animal! 838 01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:19,224 -I hate you! -Freaking dog, lady. 839 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:21,059 -I hate you! MAN: Why did you do that? 840 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:23,687 What? You all would've done exactly the same thing. 841 01:06:28,442 --> 01:06:30,443 WOMAN: Somebody do something. 842 01:06:30,611 --> 01:06:33,238 Look out! Oh, my God! 843 01:06:38,911 --> 01:06:41,579 [PAUL GASPING] 844 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,972 Let's go. Hey, hey, in back of you! 845 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,473 -Behind you. -Come on! 846 01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:06,771 Come on, move, move, move! Get him up, get him up! 847 01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:14,738 We gotta block the stairs. Grab bags, everyone. 848 01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,614 -Come on! -Pass it down! 849 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,996 Get me NTSB. 850 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:25,790 And call the Coast Guard. 851 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:26,958 [SCREAMING] 852 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:31,838 Hula one-two-one, heavy, you are now below 1000 feet. Pull up. 853 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:33,673 Pull up! 854 01:07:45,144 --> 01:07:46,144 Oh, my God. 855 01:07:47,271 --> 01:07:49,439 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER: Holy fuck. 856 01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:53,526 Oh, thank God. 857 01:07:55,112 --> 01:07:56,988 Wait a second. What about the life raft? 858 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,656 -Use this! -Good idea. 859 01:07:58,824 --> 01:08:00,533 I got it! 860 01:08:03,996 --> 01:08:05,997 Hello, can anybody hear me? 861 01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:10,126 Hula one-two-one, heavy, somebody wanna tell me what's going on up there? 862 01:08:10,294 --> 01:08:12,337 We've lost our-- 863 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,214 [RICK GROANING] 864 01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,217 Rick. 865 01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,685 MAN: It's not fully inflated yet! 866 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:33,024 Here, grab an end! 867 01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:35,693 CLAIRE: Oh, Rick. 868 01:08:39,490 --> 01:08:41,616 [RICK GROANING] 869 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:44,119 [AIR HISSING] 870 01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:46,830 Hold it, hold it down. Push it down. 871 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:51,209 That's great, okay. Get it down. There you go. There you go. 872 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:52,877 Don't let anybody down. 873 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,214 Oh, Rick, your arm. 874 01:08:58,592 --> 01:09:00,176 Okay. 875 01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:02,720 RICK: There you go. 876 01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:06,224 Oh, yeah, you know, Claire, I think I'm gonna need your shirt too. 877 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,561 CLAIRE: Oh, jeez. Very funny. RICK: Gotta try, right? 878 01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:13,231 Rick, could you please engage the autopilot? 879 01:09:13,732 --> 01:09:16,151 Yeah, here, I got it. 880 01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:24,033 CLAIRE: Do you think you can fly with one hand? 881 01:09:24,201 --> 01:09:28,705 Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what a man can do with one hand. 882 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,583 All right, I got this. You go get. 883 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:33,001 Do your business. 884 01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:49,100 We had no choice. The snakes were everywhere. 885 01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:52,061 Yeah, okay, I guess you did what you had to do. 886 01:09:55,232 --> 01:09:57,108 These aren't North American snakes. 887 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,903 HARRIS: What does it matter? Let's just get the antivenom... 888 01:10:00,070 --> 01:10:03,239 -...and take it to the airport. -No, these snakes aren't even... 889 01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,825 ...from this continent. They're from all over the globe. 890 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:09,120 Only a handful of U.S. hospitals even carry foreign antivenom. Uh.... 891 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:12,957 -How long? -How long what? 892 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:17,795 -How long to get the antivenom here? -I don't know. A day, maybe two. 893 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:19,422 What do we do? 894 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,091 I don't know if there's anything we can do. 895 01:10:28,807 --> 01:10:31,059 What are you drawing there, sweetie? 896 01:10:33,687 --> 01:10:36,981 Oh, wow, that's really good. 897 01:10:38,984 --> 01:10:41,903 I'm really sorry about your dog. 898 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:44,864 Thanks. 899 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:48,451 What's up, buddy? 900 01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:53,706 Trying to get this guy to slam the basketball. He just won't do it. 901 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:57,835 Last month they offered early retirement. 902 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:01,297 But no... 903 01:11:01,465 --> 01:11:04,717 ...this broad needed one more tour of duty. 904 01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:07,387 You were here for a reason. 905 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:10,056 You saved my baby. 906 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:12,600 That's a pretty good reason. 907 01:11:17,731 --> 01:11:20,358 Hey, it's too-- Flynn, it's too hot. 908 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,527 I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed. 909 01:11:22,695 --> 01:11:26,406 -Anyway, heat's the least of our worries. -No, no, no, listen, listen. 910 01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:28,533 The air's not recycling. 911 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:33,329 He's right. If there's no air conditioning, it's gonna get too hard to breathe. 912 01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:34,914 Shit! 913 01:11:35,874 --> 01:11:37,583 Okay, how about the zoos? 914 01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:40,336 How about the zoos? I mean, zoos got snakes, right? 915 01:11:40,504 --> 01:11:42,046 So they must have antivenom there. 916 01:11:42,214 --> 01:11:46,092 We would need a detailed list of every species involved with that exact number. 917 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:50,555 And an exotic shipment like this would only come through a dealer. So.... 918 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,890 All right, well, who in Hawaii would do that? 919 01:11:53,058 --> 01:11:55,935 No one in Hawaii, because snakes aren't indigenous to Hawaii. 920 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,896 But Eddie Kim lives in L.A. 921 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,733 Could he have shopped locally? 922 01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:05,945 Yes, only one guy could arrange this many illegal snakes. 923 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:09,699 -He lives out in the desert. -Take us to the heliport. 924 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:12,827 You don't think I know it's hotter than hell in here? 925 01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:18,666 We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two. 926 01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:21,210 I had no choice but to throttle back. 927 01:12:21,378 --> 01:12:23,421 -You slowed down? -Yeah. 928 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,089 Well, you know. 929 01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:28,593 -It's that or option B. -Which is? 930 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:31,763 I go faster and the engines seize up. 931 01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:35,767 We eventually plummet to a horrible death. 932 01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:39,437 They spend the next year identifying femurs. 933 01:12:40,272 --> 01:12:44,233 Okay, so just tell me how to get the AC back on. 934 01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:47,779 We've lost power to the outflow valve motor. 935 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:52,283 -Which is where? -Well, you gotta reset it manually. 936 01:12:52,951 --> 01:12:56,454 The breaker's down in the cargo hold. 937 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,289 Yeah. 938 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,583 Sucks to be you right now. 939 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:02,043 [COUGHING] 940 01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:03,628 Get off me, man! 941 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,297 I told y'all to stop touching on me and coughing on me. 942 01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:09,425 It's disgusting up in here. Stay away from me. 943 01:13:11,929 --> 01:13:14,389 How come there's no air coming out of this piece of junk? 944 01:13:14,556 --> 01:13:17,100 -How come there's no air? -Only lasts about 10 minutes... 945 01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:18,643 ...after they deploy. Please-- 946 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:22,105 -Please nothing. Get out of my face. -If you could take a seat.... 947 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:26,984 You sit down. Back away from me. Get up off me, man. Back up off me. 948 01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:28,486 Hey, hey, hey. 949 01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:30,113 I gotta get off this plane. 950 01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:32,824 -I'm sick of this bullshit. -Listen, you got to chill. 951 01:13:32,991 --> 01:13:35,701 -Look, just get a grip, all right? -You get a grip, man. 952 01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:38,454 Hey, back up, back up. Back up! 953 01:13:38,622 --> 01:13:41,499 That gun goes off in this pressurized cabin, we all die. 954 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:42,834 You know what? I want air. 955 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:45,670 -What's the matter with you, Clarence? -What's the matter with you? 956 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:48,506 What's the matter with you, man? Hey, look. 957 01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:51,551 You know we go back to when we were kids, all right? 958 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,511 But I don't even recognize you now. 959 01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:56,472 Waving a gun at all these innocent women and children. 960 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,808 Man, there's a baby right over there, man. 961 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:02,520 We're all in trouble here, dawg. This ain't just about you. 962 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,981 Sit your ass down, Clarence. 963 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:07,775 Whatever, man. 964 01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:16,784 MAN: It's the snakes! -Shoot. Now what? 965 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:18,536 [BABY CRYING] 966 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:20,705 Breathe deep. 967 01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:26,794 TIFFANY: Oh, God, Grace. 968 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,809 [TIFFANY SOBBING] 969 01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:06,167 [CLAIRE SOBBING] 970 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:07,627 Claire. 971 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:11,672 Claire. 972 01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:25,269 I need you to be strong. 973 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,068 Come on. 974 01:15:32,236 --> 01:15:35,571 -Let's go get these people some air. -Okay. 975 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,914 [HISSING] 976 01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,971 See this? 977 01:16:00,138 --> 01:16:02,640 I went through a pyromaniac phase as a kid. 978 01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:05,309 -Here. -You too, huh? 979 01:16:05,477 --> 01:16:07,270 Anything else I should know about you? 980 01:16:07,437 --> 01:16:10,356 Let me go with you. You don't know your way around down there. 981 01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:13,150 No, I need you up here. You're my eyes and ears. 982 01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:15,278 Call me. 983 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:17,488 Be back soon as I can. 984 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:21,826 -You'd better. Be careful. -Yeah. 985 01:16:39,845 --> 01:16:41,012 Okay, I'm here. 986 01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:44,015 Okay, the EAP panel should be on your right. 987 01:17:14,087 --> 01:17:15,838 Okay, here I go. 988 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,395 [CLATTERING] 989 01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:52,249 Hey, how's your boy? 990 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:55,086 I don't know, man. He's in a lot of pain. 991 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:59,799 -Here, man, take some of this water. -Thank you. 992 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,302 -Hey. -Hey. 993 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:06,430 -Hey, you got any water? -Sure, yeah. 994 01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,391 Thanks. 995 01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:11,394 Look, I'm not really good at this whole apologizing thing... 996 01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:13,938 ...but I'm sorry about pushing you. 997 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:16,065 It's all right. 998 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:18,776 You too, man. 999 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,945 That's my bad. 1000 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,781 Okay, it's okay. 1001 01:18:36,628 --> 01:18:38,504 Oh. 1002 01:18:39,256 --> 01:18:43,259 Looks like somebody rigged this access panel door... 1003 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:45,928 ...to stay open so the snakes could get out. 1004 01:18:46,096 --> 01:18:47,805 CLAIRE: Be careful. 1005 01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:52,351 FLYNN: All right, so where's this outflow breaker panel you were talking about? 1006 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,687 Oh, it's in the very next compartment. 1007 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:20,504 Shit! 1008 01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:24,425 -What's going on? -The goddamn lever's stuck. 1009 01:19:24,593 --> 01:19:26,177 Ooh! 1010 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:46,197 -Flynn, are you okay? -Yeah. 1011 01:20:20,732 --> 01:20:22,566 WOMAN: Yes! 1012 01:20:24,444 --> 01:20:26,570 MAN: Okay, well, that's a good sign. 1013 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:30,783 Shh. 1014 01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:33,744 Do you guys hear that? 1015 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,579 [AIR HISSING] 1016 01:20:35,747 --> 01:20:37,873 [GRUNTING] 1017 01:21:13,451 --> 01:21:15,661 PRICE: Kreitler's been busted twice by customs... 1018 01:21:15,829 --> 01:21:19,290 ...for possession of illegal snakes. There he is. That's him. 1019 01:21:22,961 --> 01:21:24,962 Down, down! 1020 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:28,132 Get the door. 1021 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,968 -What are you doing? -My job. 1022 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:37,892 [GUNSHOT] 1023 01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:22,811 HARRIS: Area's secure. Send in Dr. Price now. 1024 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,649 [GROANING] 1025 01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:29,693 Wow, that's gonna leave a mark. 1026 01:22:32,906 --> 01:22:34,239 PRICE: That's a desert blacksnake. 1027 01:22:34,407 --> 01:22:37,660 That's indigenous to the Middle East. 1028 01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:41,872 -Looks like you can use some antivenom. -In the fridge. Hurry. 1029 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,707 HARRIS: Oh, hurry. 1030 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,543 The Middle East. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr. Price... 1031 01:22:46,711 --> 01:22:48,921 ...but that would make that snake illegal, right? 1032 01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:50,214 PRICE: Yes, it would. 1033 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:52,800 How long does that give Mr. Mullet here to live? 1034 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:56,720 I would say about seven minutes. 1035 01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:59,556 Seven minutes, huh? All right, listen to me. 1036 01:22:59,724 --> 01:23:02,768 Hey, I would love to do this whole dance, you know... 1037 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,187 ...take a nuanced approach to interrogating but... 1038 01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:09,566 ...I don't have time to be subtle. I want a list of every snake on that plane. 1039 01:23:10,235 --> 01:23:11,902 You got less than seven minutes. 1040 01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:14,238 On the clipboard. 1041 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,782 -The clipboard! -Hang on to that. 1042 01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:21,745 -Is that every snake on that plane? -Yes. 1043 01:23:21,913 --> 01:23:23,789 -Did Eddie Kim pay you to do this? -Yes! 1044 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:25,916 Look, give me the shot, goddamn it. 1045 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,710 What are you gonna do, call the ACLU? 1046 01:23:27,877 --> 01:23:30,629 How'd you get them to be so aggressive? That's what I wonder. 1047 01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:33,632 -I don't know what you're talking about. -Hey. 1048 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:36,093 You're wasting it! 1049 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:38,762 Pheromones. We sprayed the flowers with it... 1050 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:41,432 ...so it would circulate in the plane's air system. 1051 01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:44,393 I swear to God. That's it. 1052 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,070 Okay. All right. 1053 01:23:57,907 --> 01:24:00,617 Bring in Kim. Charge him with multiple counts of murder... 1054 01:24:00,785 --> 01:24:04,288 ...and attempted murder and get that piece-of-shit attorney on the phone. 1055 01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:08,125 Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his preference is. Gas or lethal injection. 1056 01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:20,137 Oh, thank God. 1057 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:24,892 Flynn, it's Harris. 1058 01:24:30,648 --> 01:24:33,942 -Thank you. Thank you. -Yeah. Yeah. 1059 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:38,113 Outstanding. All right. 1060 01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:41,158 Everybody, listen, they have the antivenom. 1061 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:43,869 It's gonna be waiting for us when we land in L.A. 1062 01:24:44,370 --> 01:24:47,748 Hear that, little man? Your brother's gonna be fine. 1063 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:51,001 It's all up to the pilot now. 1064 01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:53,504 TIFFANY: I'll go give him the good news. 1065 01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:56,840 Rick. Rick. 1066 01:24:58,051 --> 01:25:00,344 Rick, open the door. 1067 01:25:01,554 --> 01:25:04,640 FLYNN: What's going on? -He's not answering. 1068 01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:07,851 Rick! 1069 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:20,531 CLAIRE: Oh, my God! 1070 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,743 FLYNN: Get him up! 1071 01:25:34,379 --> 01:25:36,088 CLAIRE: I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 1072 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:39,925 Is there anyone here who knows how to fly a plane? 1073 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:44,388 Claire, I'll do it. I'm sure the tower can talk me through it. 1074 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:47,891 No, no, no, Flynn. I know who could land this plane. 1075 01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:49,977 -Who? -Him. 1076 01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:53,063 Yeah, you. Come on, Troy. 1077 01:25:53,231 --> 01:25:55,274 You know you can do this, man. 1078 01:25:55,483 --> 01:25:59,069 -Come on, take us home, dawg. -You know how to fly? 1079 01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:03,615 Hey, man, I got over 2000 hours. 1080 01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:05,909 THREE G'S: This is all you've talked about. 1081 01:26:06,077 --> 01:26:08,537 Troy, you can do this. 1082 01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:10,205 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1083 01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:12,082 Yeah, I can do this. 1084 01:26:13,585 --> 01:26:15,544 We gotta clear the snakes out of the cockpit. 1085 01:26:15,712 --> 01:26:18,589 Yeah, yeah, clear the snakes out of the cockpit, yeah. 1086 01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:20,591 Enough is enough! 1087 01:26:20,758 --> 01:26:23,302 I have had it with these motherfucking snakes... 1088 01:26:23,511 --> 01:26:25,637 ...on this motherfucking plane! 1089 01:26:25,805 --> 01:26:27,639 Everybody strap in. 1090 01:26:28,349 --> 01:26:30,976 I'm about to open some fucking windows. 1091 01:26:46,951 --> 01:26:50,037 Take this. Tie it to the cockpit door. 1092 01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:53,790 Let's go. 1093 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:11,099 When the windows go out, the cabin's gonna lose pressure... 1094 01:27:11,267 --> 01:27:13,227 ...and oxygen. You gotta get us down fast. 1095 01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:17,356 All right, everybody make sure you're strapped in as securely as possible. 1096 01:27:17,565 --> 01:27:21,151 Remember, it's going to be loud and it's going to be cold. 1097 01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:24,279 Hold your breath as long as you can, all right? 1098 01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:26,657 And protect your head. Use your arms. 1099 01:27:26,824 --> 01:27:29,493 Is everybody ready? Ready to do this? 1100 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:33,664 -Let's do it. -All right, take the position. 1101 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:39,878 One, two, three. 1102 01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:01,608 Do it now! 1103 01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:16,498 Let's go! 1104 01:28:38,771 --> 01:28:40,856 Hit that autopilot switch for me. 1105 01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,111 Ooh! Whoo! 1106 01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,405 That's what I'm talking about, boy! 1107 01:28:48,573 --> 01:28:50,657 This shit is bananas! 1108 01:29:10,970 --> 01:29:13,764 Hold on! Hold on! 1109 01:29:18,061 --> 01:29:19,561 Come on, baby! 1110 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:23,482 Come on, push. 1111 01:29:27,862 --> 01:29:30,280 [SCREAMING] 1112 01:29:43,127 --> 01:29:44,920 Yeah, right about there. 1113 01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:46,922 Okay, we're leveling out. 1114 01:29:51,969 --> 01:29:53,261 You okay? 1115 01:29:59,018 --> 01:30:01,311 Troy, the plane's not level. It's not level! 1116 01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:05,232 Yeah, yeah, I know that the plane is not level, okay? Okay? 1117 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:07,901 Give me a break, man. 1118 01:30:11,322 --> 01:30:14,366 All right, what's up? What's up, y'all? What it is. What it is! 1119 01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:17,869 This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me... 1120 01:30:18,037 --> 01:30:20,705 ...is my main man, my brother from another mother... 1121 01:30:20,873 --> 01:30:24,292 ...the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. 1122 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:26,169 Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn. 1123 01:30:30,007 --> 01:30:34,177 Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft? 1124 01:30:34,345 --> 01:30:36,847 Oh, yeah, F-15s, F-16s... 1125 01:30:37,014 --> 01:30:39,391 ...A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit. 1126 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:41,518 Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. 1127 01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:44,980 -What squadron were you with? -The Awesome Fighting Aces. 1128 01:30:45,148 --> 01:30:48,859 Man, I'm telling you, them video gamers got their shit locked down tight. 1129 01:30:49,026 --> 01:30:52,696 Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time... 1130 01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,865 ...is at the controls of a video game? 1131 01:30:55,950 --> 01:31:00,120 No, see, it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator. 1132 01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:03,665 -Is that a PlayStation or Xbox? -PlayStation 2. 1133 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:06,710 Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything. 1134 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,421 Look, Flynn, man, I can do this. 1135 01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:11,131 Trust me. 1136 01:31:12,341 --> 01:31:14,217 Look, LAX, just give me my VOR numbers... 1137 01:31:14,385 --> 01:31:16,386 ...and my approach vectors, and I'll be fine. 1138 01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:20,182 Sir, I suggest you relinquish the pilot's chair... 1139 01:31:20,349 --> 01:31:22,434 ...to someone more experienced. 1140 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:24,895 This is Agent Neville Flynn, FBI. 1141 01:31:25,062 --> 01:31:27,230 You are talking to the only person up here... 1142 01:31:27,398 --> 01:31:30,525 ...who has that experience. I suggest you give him what he needs... 1143 01:31:30,693 --> 01:31:32,194 ...so we can land this thing. 1144 01:31:37,241 --> 01:31:40,202 So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right? 1145 01:31:40,369 --> 01:31:42,537 Yes, man. No problem. 1146 01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:46,917 Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score but I'm good. 1147 01:31:47,710 --> 01:31:50,754 Asshole. Never lets me hear the end of it. 1148 01:31:50,922 --> 01:31:52,756 LAX tower, this is Hula 1-2-1. 1149 01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:56,468 Requesting clearance for landing. Please advise which runway. 1150 01:31:56,636 --> 01:32:00,096 Hula 1-2-1, heavy, we're in the process of clearing all the runways... 1151 01:32:00,264 --> 01:32:04,267 ...but you got a strong tailwind. Advise, come around and use runway 2-4-left. 1152 01:32:04,435 --> 01:32:06,478 No, negative, tower. I can't do that. 1153 01:32:06,646 --> 01:32:08,897 I don't have time for westbound orientation. 1154 01:32:09,148 --> 01:32:13,068 Look, I got a lot of injured passengers up here who need help immediately. 1155 01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:16,947 You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control. 1156 01:32:17,114 --> 01:32:19,908 Then I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways... 1157 01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,118 ...because my ass is coming in for a landing! 1158 01:32:27,917 --> 01:32:30,627 All right, brace yourselves, you guys, this is it. 1159 01:32:33,297 --> 01:32:35,257 Everybody brace yourselves! 1160 01:32:41,013 --> 01:32:42,597 Here we go. 1161 01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:02,826 Brakes! Brakes, Troy! 1162 01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:05,704 -Put your ass in it! -This part ain't in the game. 1163 01:33:05,913 --> 01:33:07,330 Is crashing part of the game? 1164 01:33:07,498 --> 01:33:11,167 I don't know, man. I usually just hit reset and start the level over. 1165 01:33:11,335 --> 01:33:13,169 Oh, shit, left! 1166 01:33:13,337 --> 01:33:16,881 Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy! 1167 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:50,999 -Whoo! -Whoo! 1168 01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:53,501 All praises to the PlayStation! 1169 01:33:53,669 --> 01:33:55,170 -Yeah! -Yeah! 1170 01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:57,088 That's my boy, Troy, yes! 1171 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:00,842 Hell, yeah! 1172 01:34:01,010 --> 01:34:03,762 Whose house is this? Troy's house, that's right. 1173 01:34:03,971 --> 01:34:05,930 Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. 1174 01:34:06,098 --> 01:34:08,183 That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!" 1175 01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:10,101 [SIRENS WAILING] 1176 01:34:14,273 --> 01:34:17,025 Man, my ass. 1177 01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:20,362 -My ass, man. -Okay, let's get going. 1178 01:34:24,283 --> 01:34:26,493 MAN: Over here! Got them! 1179 01:34:32,291 --> 01:34:34,084 Okay, everybody. 1180 01:35:01,529 --> 01:35:02,821 Thank you! 1181 01:35:23,259 --> 01:35:24,634 Hey, doc, thank you. 1182 01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:26,970 And hey, good luck with those Antiguan racers. 1183 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:30,807 -It was nice working with you, agent. MARIA: Please help! Help, please! 1184 01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:32,851 -This boy is unconscious. -Keep that close. 1185 01:35:33,018 --> 01:35:35,186 He needs oxygen right away. 1186 01:35:36,939 --> 01:35:39,607 Did anyone see the snake that bit this boy? 1187 01:35:39,775 --> 01:35:41,818 -Show them, sweetie. It's okay. PRICE: What is it? 1188 01:35:41,986 --> 01:35:44,154 I couldn't find the snake, so I drew a picture. 1189 01:35:44,321 --> 01:35:47,115 It's a cobra, right, like Indiana Jones? Excellent. 1190 01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:50,577 Lactin and Ringer's solution, 25 milliliters. I'll do the antivenom. 1191 01:35:57,460 --> 01:35:58,877 Sean. 1192 01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:08,052 Before everything gets crazy out there, I wanna say thanks. 1193 01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:10,513 Couldn't have done this without you. 1194 01:36:12,516 --> 01:36:14,350 -Thanks. -Yeah. 1195 01:36:14,518 --> 01:36:17,020 Let's lock this guy up who tried to kill us. 1196 01:36:18,898 --> 01:36:21,024 [YELLING] 1197 01:36:35,706 --> 01:36:37,665 MAN 1: Give him a hand! 1198 01:36:37,833 --> 01:36:39,542 MAN 2: Down, down, down. 1199 01:36:47,426 --> 01:36:49,052 I couldn't breathe. 1200 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:51,179 FLYNN: You all right? Come on. SEAN: Yeah. 1201 01:36:51,347 --> 01:36:55,183 FLYNN: Come on. SEAN: Oh, man. 1202 01:36:58,521 --> 01:37:00,563 Nice. Stings like shit, huh? 1203 01:37:01,023 --> 01:37:02,774 Yeah. 1204 01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,985 This is Agent Harris, the guy on the other end of the phone. 1205 01:37:06,153 --> 01:37:07,445 It's an honor. 1206 01:37:09,782 --> 01:37:12,742 Kenny, baby. Oh, my God. 1207 01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,410 Oh, my God! 1208 01:37:14,578 --> 01:37:16,204 [LAUGHING] 1209 01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:21,125 Oh! Oh, I'm gonna get you home. 1210 01:37:21,293 --> 01:37:24,796 Come on, let's go. My little cowgirl. 1211 01:37:33,556 --> 01:37:35,431 Claire. 1212 01:37:35,975 --> 01:37:37,684 Hey. 1213 01:37:39,103 --> 01:37:42,772 Now that you've saved my life, I think I kind of owe you a dinner... 1214 01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,566 ...to show my appreciation. 1215 01:37:45,776 --> 01:37:48,444 Well, I would very much like to take you up on that. 1216 01:37:48,612 --> 01:37:49,612 Is that right? 1217 01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:54,284 Call me. 1218 01:37:54,994 --> 01:37:56,411 Will do. 1219 01:38:03,168 --> 01:38:06,296 -Sean, hey. -Hey. 1220 01:38:07,965 --> 01:38:10,592 Oh, damn. 1221 01:38:16,098 --> 01:38:18,099 I'll definitely call you. 1222 01:38:21,937 --> 01:38:23,605 Thank you. 1223 01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:28,651 How do you like flying in first class? 1224 01:38:30,821 --> 01:38:33,573 Do you remember the first thing you ever told me? 1225 01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:35,867 What the fuck's that got to do with anything? 1226 01:38:36,035 --> 01:38:38,494 What was the first thing you ever told me? 1227 01:38:40,748 --> 01:38:43,333 "Do as I say and you live." 1228 01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:46,461 Exactly. Now it's your turn. 1229 01:38:46,629 --> 01:38:48,880 Do as I say, and you live. 92713