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[orchestral fanfare,
film crackling]
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male announcer: HIGHLAND PARK,
KNOWN AS THE HUBCAP
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OF THE MIGHTY INDUSTRIAL WHEEL
THAT IS DETROIT,
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CELEBRATES ITS FABLED PAST,
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BIRTHPLACE
OF THE PRODUCTION LINE,
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THE NEW IDEA THAT HARD WORK
AN INGENUITY
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HAVE CREATED
THE MIGHTIEST ECONOMIC ENGINE
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IN HUMAN HISTORY,
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ONE CAPABLE OF PROVIDING
NEARLY EVERYONE
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THE BENEFITS
OF A WELL-PAYING JOB.
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FROM FARMLAND
TO CRADLE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM
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IN JUST HALF A CENTURY.
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ON THE MOVE AS ALWAYS,
THIS TOWN OF TOMORROW
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LOOKS FORWARD
AS IT PAUSES TO LOOK BACK.
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WHERE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY
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ONCE WELCOMED THOSE
IN SEARCH OF HOPE,
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HIGHLAND PARK'S MAIN LIBRARY
NOW STANDS
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AS THE BEACON
OF CIVIC PRIDE
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TO MILLIONS
IN SEARCH OF OPPORTUNITY.
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HIGHLAND PARK CIVIC LEADERS
HAVE LEFT NOTHING TO CHANCE...
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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male announcer:
INCUMBENT MAYOR SHIRLEY PAINE
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STILL LEADS THE POLLS,
DESPITE HER ANNOUNCEMENT
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OF BIDING
NEW AUSTERITY MEASURES.
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THE FURTHER CUTS IN FUNDING
FOR FIREFIGHTERS,
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NURSING STAFF,
AND SCHOOL PROGRAMS
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HIGHLIGHT HIGHLAND PARK'S
EVER-DEEPENING FINANCIAL CRISIS
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AND RAISE MORE QUESTIONS
ABOUT SPENDING PRIORITIES
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AS WELL AS THE MAYOR'S AWARD
OF EXPENSIVE CONTRACTS
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TO CLOSE ASSOCIATES.
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WHEN ASKED WHY SHE ALLOCATES
MILLIONS TO VANITY PROJECTS
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LIKE THE NEW STADIUM
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WHILE FAILING TO MAINTAIN
OUR CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE,
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THE COLORFUL MAYOR SCOFFED
AT HINTS OF MISCONDUCT,
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STATING THAT MONUMENTAL PROBLEMS
FACING THE CITY
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DEMAND LEADERSHIP
WITH SHINY, BIG IDEAS
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THAT GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION,
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NOT UNSEXY PROJECTS
LIKE STORM DRAIN MAINTENANCE.
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SHE REITERATED
HER CAMPAIGN PROMISE
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TO CREATE JOBS BY FOSTERING
LARGE-SCALE DEVELOPMENTS,
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LIKE CONSTRUCTION
OF A FASHION OUTLET MALL
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ON THE SITE WHERE THE CITY'S
MAIN LIBRARY NOW STANDS.
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SHE DEFENDED PLANS TO DEMOLISH
VACANT STRUCTURES
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TO ELIMINATE THE COST
OF POLICING
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THE SPARSELY POPULATED...
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[indistinct chatter]
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[whistle blows]
- COME ON, KIDS.
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LET'S ALL GATHER ROUND.
LET'S GO!
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[overlapping chatter]
LET'S GO, MEN.
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LISTEN UP.
TAKE A KNEE.
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- LLOYD, WITH WATERFORD,
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THAT'S 1,261 PLANTS SHUT
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SINCE THEY CLOSED
THE MAIN LIBRARY.
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- I GUESS I SHOULD BE
MORE REALISTIC.
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- WELL, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN
OUT OF SCHOOL A LITTLE WHILE.
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IF YOU STILL WANT TO SING
IN A COUPLE OF YEARS,
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WE CAN LOOK INTO A PROGRAM.
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BUT UNTIL THEN, I WOULD NOT
GIVE UP MY DAY JOB.
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- SHE WILL NOT STAY THE SIEGE
OF LOVING TERMS,
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NOR BIDE THE ENCOUNTER
OF LOVING EYES,
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NOR OPEN HER LAP
TO SAINT-SEDUCING GOLD.
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[machine whirring]
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BUT SOFT, WHAT LIGHT
THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?
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[crash]
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- JESUS CHRIST.
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YOU KNOW, DO ME A FAVOR
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AND RUN YOUR LINE OVER
A FEW TIMES.
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[machine whirring]
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- HEY.
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[thud]
- [mutters]
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CHRIST.
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- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
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- YOU SEE THIS?
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THESE OLD FURNACES,
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ELEGANT AND SIMPLE,
CAN WORK FOREVER.
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NONE
OF THAT DISPOSABLE TECHNOLOGY.
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- WELL,
THEN WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
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- BECAUSE IT WAS INSTALLED
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DURING
THE HOOVER ADMINISTRATION.
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AND SOMEBODY'S GOT
TO MAINTAIN IT.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WERE FIRED
TWO YEARS AGO, ED.
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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
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- RETIRED.
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I RETIRED.
- OKAY.
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- YEAH, YOU WANT TO FREEZE
THIS WINTER?
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OH, PSH.
COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO.
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- [sighs]
- YEAH, I'LL DRIVE.
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- YOU'RE KILLING ME.
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
KILLING ME.
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- YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
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- SHIT.
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HEY, PRINCIPAL HOWARD.
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- HEY, JESS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THE BUS?
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- OH, UH, TRANSMISSION
WENT OUT ON THE FORD,
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AND WITH THE TWINS' BIRTHDAYS
COMING UP,
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I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW,
I'D DRIVE THE BUS--
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- HERE'S THE THING:
ONE OF THE PARENTS DRIVES BY,
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SEES THE SCHOOL BUS
PARKED IN FRONT OF A BAR...
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- YEAH. NO.
I GOT IT.
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- YEAH.
- YEAH.
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I'LL GET IT MOVED
RIGHT AWAY.
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- HEY.
SWITCH THE CHANNEL, HAL.
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- OH, WE GOT TIME.
WHAT ABOUT THE MOOSE?
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- HEY, GUYS.
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- YEAH, I'LL FIX IT
WHEN I GET BACK.
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- YEAH, IT'S JUST THAT,
YOU KNOW,
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HE'S KIND OF FREAKING OUT
THE PATRONS
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WITH THE, UH,
ONE EYE AND EVERYTHING.
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- HEY, HAL, THE TUBE.
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- YEAH, AIN'T LIKE
IT'S GOING ANYWHERE.
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male announcer:
WELCOME TO MEGA MILLIONS
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WITH MEGA JACKPOT AND...
- SORRY.
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THAT'S MY STOOL.
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announcer: ONCE AGAIN,
IT'S LUCKY THURSDAY.
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- HEY, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER DRINK.
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IF NOT IN THIS LIFE,
THE NEXT.
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announcer:
A PATH TO YOUR DOOR.
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AFTER A SHORT BREAK, WE...
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- ED...
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IS THAT STOOL
REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?
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- YEAH.
- THERE YOU GO.
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- HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT,
AFTER TEN YEARS,
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YOU STILL THINK
SITTING ON THAT STOOL
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IS GONNA MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE?
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- HEY, COME ON, MAN.
IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG.
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- SHAUN, WE STARTED PLAYING
THESE NUMBERS
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IN THE FRIGGIN' '90s.
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female announcer:
EARN YOUR BUSINESS,
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A DOLLAR AT A TIME.
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male announcer:
WELCOME BACK.
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- AND YOUR MEATLOAF.
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- THANK YOU, HAL.
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announcer:
THIS WEEK'S DRAWING IS
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THE SECOND-BIGGEST JACKPOT
IN STATE HISTORY.
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THE LOTTERY PROVIDES SUPPORT
FOR SCHOOLS...
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- OH, YEAH.
SOME SUPPORT.
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WE ALONE SPEND THOUSANDS.
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THEY JUST KEEP CUTTING PROGRAMS,
FUNDING.
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- LIKE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS?
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- YEAH, JESSIE, DOLLARS.
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12 TICKETS A WEEK
FOR OVER A DECADE.
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THAT'S OVER $6,000.
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announcer:
GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE.
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YOUR WINNING NUMBERS ARE...
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49.
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- OH...
- WHOO!
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- THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
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announcer:
NEXT IS 38.
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NEXT, WE HAVE 44.
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AND THAT'S FOLLOWED
BY 48.
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AND NOW,
TONIGHT'S GOLD MEGA BALL IS...
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13.
- FUCK.
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announcer:
IF NO ONE WINS THIS ONE...
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- AND I GUESS
I DIDN'T MISS ANYTHING.
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- NOPE.
announcer: NEXT WEEK'S JACKPOT
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WILL BE A RECORD
OF OVER $250 MILLION.
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REMEMBER,
THE FUTURE'S IN YOUR HANDS.
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[orchestral fanfare]
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male announcer:
TONIGHT, WE'RE REPORTING
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ON MAYOR SHIRLEY PAINE'S
CONTROVERSIAL PLAN
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TO DEMOLISH
THE HISTORIC MAIN LIBRARY,
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ONCE THE HEART
OF HIGHLAND PARK'S CIVIC CORE.
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SHE HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT PLANS
FOR A NEW FASHION CENTER MALL
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TO REPLACE THE 90-YEAR-OLD
MOZART STRUCTURE.
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- ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?
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announcer: THE MAYOR SAYS
SHE'LL UTILIZE
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A $150,000 FEDERAL GRANT,
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ORIGINALLY EARMARKED TO STUDY
THE LIBRARY'S RESTORATION,
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TO INSTEAD DEMO THE...
- IS, UM...
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ANYBODY ELSE
QUESTIONING THESE NUMBERS
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WE'VE BEEN PLAYING
FOR OVER TEN FREAKIN' YEARS?
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ED, I UNDERSTAND.
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YOU KNOW, YOUR OLD MAN
WON THAT SWEEPSTAKES
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WITH THE 12 LUCKY TICKETS.
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- ONE FOR EACH APOSTLE.
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- YOU DON'T EVEN
BELIEVE IN RELIGION.
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- I BELIEVE IN FATE.
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- SO WE WERE FATED TO PLAY
6,000 LOTTO TICKETS
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AND NOT WIN A DIME.
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- STARTING TO SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE BLAMING ME FOR SOMETHING.
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- I'M NOT BLAMING YOU, I--
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BUT...
LET'S LOOK AT THIS.
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DOES ANYONE CONSIDER THESE
MIGHT BE OUR UNLUCKY NUMBERS?
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I MEAN, 12 AND 13.
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WELL, THOSE ARE FOR
YOUR ANNIVERSARY, RIGHT, JESS?
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- YEAH.
WHY?
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- HOW LONG
YOU BEEN DIVORCED?
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- HEY, I HAPPEN TO LIKE
MY BIRTHDAY.
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- I GOT NO PROBLEM
WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY, TONI.
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ED'S BIRTHDAY...
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- IT WASN'T MY FAULT
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I WAS BORN THE SAME DAY
AS HITLER.
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- OH.
- [chuckles]
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- NO, IT WASN'T.
IT WAS FATE, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, ALL I'M SAYING
IS THAT, UH,
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GUYS, NONE OF US
HAVE ANY MONEY
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TO WASTE ANYMORE.
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I KNOW IT'S JUST
A COUPLE OF BUCKS A WEEK,
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BUT WITH THE MONEY
WE'VE SPENT SO FAR,
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WE COULD HAVE BOUGHT
SOME BOOKS.
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WE COULD HAVE, I DON'T KNOW,
PLANTED A GARDEN.
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WE COULD BE SENDING A BETTER
MESSAGE TO OUR STUDENTS
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THAN, "GROW UP
AND GET TOGETHER ONCE A WEEK
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AND PRAY FOR A MIRACLE."
- NAH, COME ON, LLOYD.
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NOW, WHAT IS NOT
WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE.
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- I'M JUST HERE
FOR THE BEER.
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- HERE, HAL.
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HERE YOU GO.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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- THAT COVER
NEXT WEEK'S TICKETS?
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- NOPE, THAT'S JUST FOR THE BEER
AND THE MYSTERY MEAT.
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- LLOYD.
YOU OUT?
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- COME ON, STICK AROUND.
PLAY SOME DARTS.
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- YEAH.
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YOU REALLY OUT?
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- GOOD LUCK, GUYS.
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[country music]
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[door squeaks]
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- GOT A BAD-ASS ATTITUDE.
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[muffled music
from inside]
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[door squeaks]
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- [sighs]
227
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I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU SAY.
228
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,412
THESE ARE
OUR LUCKY NUMBERS:
229
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:50,111
ANNIVERSARIES,
KIDS' BIRTHDAYS.
230
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,418
THAT'S WHO WE ARE.
- YOU SAYING WE'RE LOSERS?
231
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,819
- OKAY.
WHO'S BEING CUT?
232
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:10,784
- ALL OF THEM.
233
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,656
DO ME A FAVOR: DON'T--
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
234
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,223
LET'S LET 'EM HAVE
THIS LAST NIGHT
235
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,746
BEFORE THEY GIVE UP
ON THIS PLACE FOR GOOD.
236
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,749
[Pree's Lack of Fight]
237
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:26,103
♪ ♪
238
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:30,673
- ♪ WHAT'S A FIGHT WITH
THE RIGHT TO KEEP IT CLEAN ♪
239
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,633
♪ WHAT'S THE HARM
FROM AN ANGLE OF DEFEAT ♪
240
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,810
♪ IF EVERY STEP
WE LIVE OUTSIDE ♪
241
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,943
- IS HE OKAY?
- SURE, HE'S FINE.
242
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,728
- ♪ AND GO TO SLEEP ♪
243
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,555
- SO WE'RE STILL
GONNA DO THIS?
244
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,167
- SURE, OF COURSE.
NOW, I'LL COVER HIS BET.
245
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,474
- AW, MAN,
WITH A STREAK LIKE OURS.
246
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:53,217
- ♪ SELL A TALE AT A PRICE
WE CAN AGREE ♪
247
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,741
♪ WHAT'S THE HARM
IN CHARGING... ♪
248
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:58,048
- HEY.
I GOT YOU COVERED, OKAY?
249
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,050
- ♪ JUST TO STOP THEM
FROM BELIEF ♪
250
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:03,445
- I'LL BUY THE TICKETS ON MY WAY
UP TO THE LAKE.
251
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,360
ALL RIGHT?
252
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:09,756
- ♪ OH,
WHERE THEY CAN NEVER REACH ♪
253
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,062
[gunshots on TV]
254
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:16,327
[indistinct chatter]
255
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,725
- CAROLINE, SHUT UP.
256
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,335
- ROMEO...
257
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,772
- YOU ARE DEFINITELY
OVER YOUR VIDEO LIMIT.
258
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,599
UPSTAIRS. MATH.
259
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,340
CAROLINE, SWEETHEART,
CAN YOU PLEASE
260
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,603
GO AND DECLAIM SOMEWHERE ELSE,
ALL RIGHT?
261
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,477
HEY, YOU.
- HEY.
262
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:39,176
- DID YOU TELL THEM?
263
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:42,397
- WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY?
264
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,573
"THANK YOU FOR 20 YEARS
OF DEDICATION,
265
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,794
"BUT YOU BETTER GO FIND
SOMEPLACE TO FLIP BURGERS NOW,
266
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,534
"BECAUSE, SPORTS ARENAS,
267
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,841
THEY BUY MORE BOATS
THAN STUDENTS WHO CAN READ."
268
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,802
- [muttering]
269
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,326
- [sighs] NOBODY'S GONNA TALK
TO ME ANYMORE.
270
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,762
- YES, THEY WILL.
271
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,590
NOBODY THINKS
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
272
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:05,768
- YEAH. MAYBE.
273
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,596
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE STUCK
TO TEACHING HISTORY.
274
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:08,771
- YOU HUNGRY?
275
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,819
- [groans]
I, UH...
276
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,646
ATE SOME MEATLOAF.
277
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,039
- [chuckles] EWW.
278
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,172
TOLD YOU
NOT TO EAT THAT.
279
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,827
- [sighs]
- I THINK IT'S DOG.
280
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:23,699
[both laugh]
- YEAH, I'M NOT HUNGRY.
281
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,051
[ducks quacking]
282
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:38,583
- [muttering]
283
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,196
JUST KEEP LOOKING
FOR SIGNS.
284
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,676
SOMETHING THAT TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
285
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,809
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?
286
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,811
- I KNOW
I'M SUPERSTITIOUS.
287
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:50,726
- ECCENTRIC, ED.
- NO.
288
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,120
- YOU'RE ECCENTRIC.
289
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,166
- THERE'S JUST SOMETHING
OUT THERE YOU GOTTA FIND.
290
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,603
AT SOME POINT,
YOU EITHER GIVE UP ON IT
291
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:02,651
OR DECIDE
YOU'RE GONNA DO BATTLE.
292
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,959
[sighs]
MY STOMACH'S GROWLING.
293
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,961
WANNA STOP TO GET LUNCH?
294
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,007
- DON'T KNOW WHERE,
WAY OUT HERE.
295
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:21,931
WOULDN'T GO COUNTING ON THAT
AS ANY BIG SIGN.
296
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:26,675
[chuckles]
297
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:30,287
WELL, THAT WAS FATE.
298
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,422
- HEY, WAIT, WAIT.
299
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,728
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS?
300
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,950
- PICK ONE, OF COURSE.
- THEY'RE ONLY COOKIES, ED.
301
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,043
- [giggles]
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK.
302
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,784
[paper uncrumpling]
303
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,743
[country music]
304
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,572
GO AHEAD.
TAKE ANOTHER.
305
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,487
LEGEND SAYS YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PICK THE ONE
306
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,315
THAT'S POINTING AT YOU.
307
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:02,450
♪ ♪
308
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,625
- BUT REMEMBER TO EAT
THE WHOLE THING,
309
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,932
OR IT WON'T COME TRUE.
310
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,499
OR WAS IT,
YOU EAT THE FORTUNE
311
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,675
AND...
312
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,851
HMM.
313
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,679
- SOMETIMES,
314
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:19,206
YOU'VE JUST GOTTA TAKE THINGS
INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.
315
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,307
- WHAT'S IT SAY?
316
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,876
- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO TELL.
317
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,879
[upbeat music]
318
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:47,930
♪ ♪
319
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:57,809
[thud]
320
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:03,424
- THIS IS AWESOME.
321
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,909
[door creaks]
322
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,882
[sighs]
323
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,023
[buzzer]
- LLOYD...
324
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,678
YOU READY FOR SOME PAIN?
325
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,338
[buzzer]
326
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,082
- YES.
- THE MAYOR'S HERE
327
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,432
FOR YOUR LIST OF CUTS.
- MM-HMM.
328
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,088
YEAH, SEND HER IN.
329
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,710
[door creaking]
330
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,104
- IT'S TIME TO SHARE
THE PAIN, LLOYD.
331
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,977
SHARE THE PAIN.
- THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN.
332
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,457
YOU SHOULD RUN ON THAT.
333
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,155
YOU KNOW, SHIRLEY,
334
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,418
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SHUT THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN?
335
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,289
I MEAN, ALL THESE KIDS
REALLY NEED TO KNOW
336
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,205
IS HOW TO SUPERSIZE
A FRIGGIN' COMBO MEAL, RIGHT?
337
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,381
- YOU STILL CAN'T GET YOUR MOUTH
AROUND THE WORD "FUCKIN'."
338
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,601
IF YOU'D FIGURED THAT OUT
20 YEARS AGO,
339
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,082
YOU MIGHT BE DOING SOMETHING
WORTHWHILE BY NOW.
340
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,518
- YOU OBVIOUSLY
HAVE NO PROBLEM
341
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,347
GETTING YOUR MOUTH
AROUND THINGS.
342
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,479
- YOU GOT YOUR LIST?
343
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,438
- YEAH.
344
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,614
I GOT IT.
345
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,224
I DIDN'T FIRE
ANY FIREFIGHTERS
346
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,270
OR ANYTHING HEROIC
LIKE THAT,
347
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,967
JUST LET GO
OF THE LAST PEOPLE
348
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,490
COMMITTED
TO THIS CITY'S FUTURE.
349
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,883
THAT'S ALL.
350
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,016
- ♪ DOWN
BY THE RIVERSIDE ♪
351
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,106
- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
- ♪ THE RIVERSIDE ♪
352
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,498
- THAT WOULD BE
ONE OF THE BUDGET CUTS.
353
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,543
- OH.
354
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:08,201
- [humming]
355
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,204
- SO, UH...
- HMM?
356
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,511
- I GUESS LAST NIGHT
MAKES SENSE NOW.
357
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,384
LLOYD'S CANNING US.
358
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,604
ALL OF US.
359
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,611
- NOW, EVERYBODY,
GATHER AROUND.
360
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,527
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND.
361
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,051
- HERE'S THE THING.
362
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,487
SCHOOL BOARD HAS ANNOUNCED
363
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,228
THAT THEY'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CUT FUNDING
364
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,143
FOR ALL INTRAMURAL SPORTS,
INCLUDING FOOTBALL.
365
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,840
all: WHAT?
366
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,233
- SO THEY'RE GONNA CANCEL
THE REST OF THE SEASON.
367
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,799
THEY SAID
WE COULD KEEP PLAYING,
368
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,888
IF WE WANTED TO ACCEPT
CERTAIN RULE CHANGES.
369
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,673
I TOLD 'EM TO SHOVE IT
UP THEIR ASS.
370
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,588
- WHAT KIND OF RULES, COACH?
- TWO-HANDED TOUCH.
371
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,243
NO RUSHING THE PASSER
TILL FIVE-MISSISSIPPI.
372
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:51,896
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- FUCK THAT!
373
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,073
THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT!
[all shouting]
374
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,857
- BUT I WOULD RATHER FORFEIT
ALL OF OUR GAMES
375
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,728
THAN TURN YOU GUYS
INTO A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!
376
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,556
- THAT'S RIGHT, COACH!
- THAT'S RIGHT!
377
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,733
[upbeat music]
378
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,996
- ♪ YEAH ♪
379
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:13,092
♪ ♪
380
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,010
♪ HA HA ♪
381
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,056
♪ ♪
382
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,884
♪ YEAH ♪
383
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,016
♪ ♪
384
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,018
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
385
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,152
♪ ♪
386
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,589
♪ YEAH ♪
387
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,025
♪ AH HA YEAH ♪
388
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,376
- JUST BE KIND OF CALM.
389
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,730
- IT'S $10.45
FOR THAT TOY GUN.
390
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,775
AND I'LL SUGGEST YOU WANT
TO PUT THE SKI MASK
391
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,081
BACK ON AISLE SEVEN,
OR I'M GONNA HAVE
392
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,604
TO CHARGE YOU
FOR THAT TOO.
393
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,476
NOW, YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE
UNDER THERE?
394
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:53,262
[plastic gun clatters]
395
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,573
NOW, YOU COULD HAVE GOT
A DISCOUNT ON THE GUN SET,
396
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,574
BUT YOU OPENED IT.
397
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,923
[cash register beeping]
398
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,926
MAKEUP SET.
THAT'S CLEARANCE.
399
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,885
THERE'S THAT.
400
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,322
JESS, MAN,
YOU STONED AGAIN?
401
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,324
MAN, YOU GO ON DOING THIS,
402
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,543
AND SOMEBODY MIGHT JUST
SHOOT YOU FOR THE HELL OF IT.
403
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,242
- [sighs]
404
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,634
- HEY, OH!
405
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,898
GET IN THE KITCHEN.
COME BACK HERE.
406
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,944
A GUN, HUH?
407
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,555
- YEAH, IT'S ALL THEY HAD.
408
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,906
- UM, SO HOW
ABOUT THE CHECK, JESS?
409
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:33,215
YOU BUY PRESENTS,
I CAN'T BUY CLOTHES.
410
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:39,178
GOD DAMN IT, JESSIE.
YOU'RE LIKE A KID.
411
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,701
YOU KNOW,
YOU DON'T GET VISITATION
412
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,268
WITHOUT CHILD SUPPORT.
413
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,834
- I'M ON TO SOMETHING.
414
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,836
OKAY? JUST GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.
415
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,795
- RIGHT, RIGHT, ONE
OF YOUR GROW LIGHT POT SCHEMES
416
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,405
WITH NICKY?
417
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,060
I'M SORRY, JESSIE,
BUT NO CHECK,
418
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,280
NO KIDS.
419
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:58,153
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS
ANYMORE.
420
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,640
- THE INTERNSHIP'S
A CROCK OF SHIT.
421
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:10,296
THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT STEP.
422
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,341
GET ME INTO POLITICS.
423
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,300
GET REAL EXPERIENCE.
424
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,519
BUT THE MAYOR'S
SUCH A FREAK.
425
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:22,133
IF THIS IS POLITICS, I SHOULD
HAVE DROPPED OUT INSTEAD.
426
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,963
WALKED MAIN IN GARTERS.
427
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,140
BEEN A CRACK WHORE
AND WORKED MY WAY UP.
428
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,882
RUN FOR MAYOR MYSELF.
- MM-HMM.
429
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,623
- ARE YOU PAYING
ANY ATTENTION?
430
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,712
- [scoffs]
431
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,932
I'M SORRY.
432
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,673
[sighs]
433
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,850
I JUST FOUND OUT
TODAY'S MY LAST DAY.
434
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,984
- YEAH, I KNOW.
435
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,335
- YOU KNOW?
436
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:52,338
- INTERNSHIP'S
IN MAYOR'S OFFICE.
437
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,731
- OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
438
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,168
HOW'S THAT GOING?
439
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,322
- [hiccups]
440
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:23,543
- YOU OKAY THERE?
441
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,633
YOU'RE WORRYING ME.
442
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,940
YOU GOTTA STOP TAKING
ALL THAT SUPERSTITION CRAP
443
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,420
SO SERIOUSLY.
444
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,292
- [hiccups]
445
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,684
[clears throat]
446
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,425
- YOU'RE LOOKING
A LITTLE GREEN.
447
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:37,774
- [hiccups]
448
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,951
I'M NOT SO SURE
THAT WAS CHICKEN.
449
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:48,089
[retching]
450
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,585
[Rene Breton's Botswana]
451
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:13,680
♪ ♪
452
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:19,512
- ♪ LOVE ♪
453
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:22,166
♪ IN THE SUMMER ♪
454
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:26,345
♪ ♪
455
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:30,958
♪ HOT, DRY AND ♪
456
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:35,441
♪ ♪
457
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,444
♪ ON A ♪
458
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:42,056
♪ LIZARD HIGHWAY ♪
459
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:45,364
♪ ♪
460
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:50,847
♪ I HAVE NO NAME ♪
461
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:55,199
♪ ♪
462
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,898
- IS THAT FATE
I SEE IN YOUR HANDS?
463
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:01,336
[phone ringing]
464
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:05,427
- ♪ AND I ♪
465
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,907
♪ ALWAYS KNEW ♪
466
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,778
[indistinct voice on phone]
467
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:09,823
- MAY?
468
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,867
- YOU ON THE ROAD, BABY?
469
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,086
- YEAH. YEAH.
470
00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,174
WE--WE'RE MAKING
GOOD TIME.
471
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,567
I HAD SOME BAD CHICKEN.
472
00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:17,091
I--IT'S SORT OF
A REVELATION.
473
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:18,875
LIKE WHEN GOD
TALKS AT YOU.
474
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,224
- ABOUT THE CHICKEN?
- NO, MAY.
475
00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:21,878
NOT ABOUT THE CHICKEN.
476
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,880
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT LATER,
WHEN I GET BACK.
477
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,316
I JUST STOPPED TO PURCHASE A--
478
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,970
- JUST--JUST HAVE
A GOOD TIME, ED.
479
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,189
- HEY...
- ED...
480
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,104
- WHAT?
- ED, ARE YOU THERE?
481
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,148
- HEY, MAY, MAY--
482
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:33,107
MAY!
- WHO?
483
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,022
- DAMN.
484
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:41,898
[sighs]
485
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,334
HMM.
486
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,386
BOUGHT 12 TICKETS...
487
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,042
IN THIS LOTTERY, EVERY WEEK,
488
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,479
SINCE TIME BEGAN.
489
00:23:57,566 --> 00:24:00,439
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
490
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,224
I HAVEN'T WON A THING.
491
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:07,054
I'M NOT--I'M NOT--
I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
492
00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,404
NOT COMPLAINING.
493
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:14,496
JUST...
494
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,672
IS THIS IT?
495
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,935
- GOT YOUR NUMBERS?
496
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:20,676
male announcer:
IT'S LOTTO FEVER AGAIN,
497
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,417
AND THE INTERNET'S ABUZZ
WITH HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY
498
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,375
AND SPEND YOUR WINNINGS.
- DON'T PEOPLE KNOW THE ODDS ARE
499
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,508
THEY CAN GUESS THE PHONE NUMBER
OF THE PERSON SITTING
500
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,988
NEXT TO THEM
BEFORE HITTING THAT JACKPOT?
501
00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:29,859
THEY WANT AN ARTICLE
ON HOW TO INCREASE
502
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,557
THEIR ODDS OF WINNING,
IT WOULD GO GREAT WITH THE ONE
503
00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,297
ON HOW TO HOUSEBREAK
THEIR UNICORN.
504
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,951
- COME ON, THIS MIGHT BE
MANY PEOPLE'S ONLY CHANCE.
505
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,692
I MEAN, ONE CHANCE
IS BETTER THAN NONE.
506
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,433
- YEAH, HOPE'S ALIVE AND WELL
IN THE MOTOR CITY,
507
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,000
BUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP
TOMORROW MORNING
508
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,611
AND MONEY HASN'T FALLEN
FROM THE SKY, THEN WHAT?
509
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,265
- WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
NEXT WEEK.
510
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:47,747
- THINK HE'LL EVEN SHOW UP?
- I WOULDN'T.
511
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:50,401
- I SAY, IF HE DOES,
WE PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT.
512
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,012
CUT OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY.
513
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,841
male announcer: WITH A JACKPOT
OF $252 MILLION,
514
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:57,408
THIS IS SURE TO BE ONE
FOR THE RECORD BOOKS.
515
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,193
CHECK YOUR NUMBERS
CAREFULLY,
516
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,935
AS YOU MAY ALREADY BE HOLDING
THE KEY TO YOUR DREAMS.
517
00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,719
BE SURE TO COME BACK
AFTER THE BREAK,
518
00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:06,635
IN TIME
FOR THIS WEEK'S DRAWING.
519
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,334
- THANK YOU, REG.
520
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,162
- MY PLEASURE,
MR. COOLIDGE.
521
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:15,601
[thunder rumbles]
522
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,124
- HEY, REG.
523
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:19,474
YOU GOT ANY SPECIALS?
524
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,738
- NO.
525
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:24,566
- OKAY, UM...
526
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,742
SOME PORK CHOPS THEN.
527
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:29,484
- THOUGHT IT WAS A FINE IDEA
TO CANCEL FOOTBALL?
528
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,746
MY SON'S BEEN WAITING
THREE SEASONS
529
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,269
FOR A SC--
- LOOK...
530
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,794
WE JUST DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
531
00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,012
HOW COME YOU'RE SO NICE
TO COOLIDGE?
532
00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:37,971
DIDN'T HE EVICT YOU?
533
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:40,451
- 'CAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE
STILL BUYS A FINE SIDE OF MEAT.
534
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,105
BANKSTERS STOPPED BUYING THEM
IN THE GRAVE.
535
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,455
- BANKSTERS?
- FINANCED GANGSTERS.
536
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,675
MY SON COPS A DOUGHNUT
FROM THE LIQUOR STORE,
537
00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,242
YOU BET YOUR ASS
HE'S IN JAIL.
538
00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:50,766
THEY ROB PENSION FUNDS,
LIFE SAVINGS,
539
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,508
AND GET A BIGGER BONUS.
540
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,424
THIS YEAR WAS
MY SON'S LAST CHANCE.
541
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,948
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
542
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:00,733
YOU'RE NOT THE LAWYER
THAT I REMEMBER--
543
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:03,039
GETTING STONED BEHIND THE QUAD
AND PLAYING PRANKS.
544
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,651
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SOLD OUT
HIS FRIENDS.
545
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,262
- IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
I'M THE PRINCIPAL NOW.
546
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,046
OKAY? AND THERE REALLY IS
NOTHING I CAN DO.
547
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:11,744
I DON'T WANT TO CUT FOOTBALL.
548
00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:13,397
- LIKE YOU SAID,
YOU'RE THE MAN.
549
00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:16,139
- NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, THEY GIVE ME A BUDGET.
550
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,401
I'VE GOT TO MAKE
THAT BUDGET WORK.
551
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:18,446
AND WITH ALL THESE CUTS, I--
552
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,187
- SOMEONE SAYS "LEAN,"
553
00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,669
YOU THINK I CUT OFF
THE GOOD MEAT?
554
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:27,020
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU GOT
NO FAT IN YOUR BUDGET?
555
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,762
- I THINK
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE MAN.
556
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,851
[upbeat music]
557
00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:34,070
announcer: REMEMBER TO CHECK
YOUR NUMBERS CLOSELY.
558
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:37,726
OUR FIRST NUMBER TONIGHT
IS 40.
559
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,336
- MM!
announcer: THAT'S FOLLOWED BY...
560
00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:41,121
19.
- OOH!
561
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,907
announcer:
NEXT, WE HAVE 22.
562
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,040
AND FOR OUR NEXT WHITE BALL...
- HEY, GUYS...
563
00:26:47,127 --> 00:26:49,346
announcer:
THE NUMBER THREE.
564
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,044
- HEY, GUYS!
565
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:53,655
announcer: AND THE FINAL
WHITE BALL FOR TONIGHT...
566
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:55,396
IS 12.
567
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,050
- OH, MY GOD.
568
00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:58,312
OH, MY GOD,
WE WON SOMETHING.
569
00:26:58,399 --> 00:26:59,879
announcer: AND NOW...
- GUYS!
570
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,489
announcer:
FOR THE GOLD MEGA BALL,
571
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:03,360
FOR A RECORD JACKPOT...
- OH, MY GOD, WE WON.
572
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:08,888
- WORTH $252 MILLION...
573
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:11,630
TONIGHT'S MEGA BALL IS...
574
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,066
TWO!
575
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:14,067
- WHAT WAS THE FIRST NUMBER?
576
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,068
- 40.
577
00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,722
AND THE BONUS WAS TWO.
578
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:17,723
- OH, MY GOD.
579
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,072
OH, MY GOD.
580
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,117
- NAH.
- IS THAT OUR TICKET?
581
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,119
- I'M GONNA CHECK
YOUR DAMN NUMBERS ON THE WALL.
582
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,078
- WE WON.
583
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,122
announcer: FOR ALL THOSE
WHO NEED IT...
584
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,689
- I'M DREAMING.
585
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,343
SOMEHOW, I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
586
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,910
LIKE...
announcer: YOUR LOTTERY DOLLARS
587
00:27:30,997 --> 00:27:32,302
GO DIRECTLY
TO SUPPORT LOCAL...
588
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,130
- ANGELS OR MUSIC
OR SOMETHING.
589
00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:36,567
- HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
590
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:40,223
- [vomits]
591
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:49,363
[panting]
592
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:56,326
announcer: WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN
NEXT THURSDAY.
593
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,546
- HEY, EVERYBODY.
594
00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:00,766
UM...
595
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:04,160
LOOK, I KNOW I'M THE LAST PERSON
YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW.
596
00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:06,989
I PROBABLY--PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
597
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:10,166
BUT, UM, I JUST--
I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND...
598
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,125
- [crying]
- APOLOGIZE.
599
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:15,606
I'M REALLY SORRY.
- [sobbing]
600
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,174
- TONI, IT'S...
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
601
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:21,134
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
- [sobbing]
602
00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:22,701
- LOOK...
603
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,007
WE'RE GONNA--
WE'RE GONNA CUT THE FAT.
604
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,356
WE'RE GONNA FIND THE MONEY.
605
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,793
I'M GONNA DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES
606
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,186
TO GET YOU GUYS
YOUR JOBS BACK, OKAY?
607
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,927
- YEAH, SEE, THE THING IS
IS, UH,
608
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,973
I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA
WANT OUR JOBS BACK.
609
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,931
- NAH.
- OH, PLEASE.
610
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:37,933
DON'T--DON'T BE LIKE THAT,
GUYS, ALL RIGHT?
611
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,631
WE'RE STILL A TEAM.
WE'RE STILL...
612
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,503
- WE WON.
613
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,200
- [laughing]
614
00:28:44,287 --> 00:28:46,942
- OH, NOBODY WINS
IN THESE SITUATIONS.
615
00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,684
- WE...WON.
616
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,251
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS
ARE FREAKING ME OUT.
617
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,774
WHAT DID YOU WIN?
618
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,820
- WE WON.
WE WON!
619
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,299
WE WON!
620
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:57,997
- THE NUMBERS
THAT YOU ALWAYS BET...
621
00:28:58,084 --> 00:29:01,827
YOU FINALLY HIT!
I CHECKED IT 50 TIMES!
622
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,264
- WE WON!
623
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:07,484
[all whooping and laughing]
624
00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,225
- THAT'S GREAT, YOU GUYS.
625
00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,879
I'M--WOW.
626
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,142
THAT'S--I'M REALLY,
REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.
627
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:14,796
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- YOU KEPT THE FAITH.
628
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,319
AND THAT'S--
629
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:19,279
WELL, YOU GUYS, I DIDN'T
BUY IN THIS WEEK.
630
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:22,456
- ED SPOTTED YOU
AND JESSIE.
631
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:24,023
YOU BOTH WON!
632
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,676
- UH, HOW MUCH?
633
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,244
- UH, UH, UH--
- $252 MILLION!
634
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:29,680
- $252 MILLION!
635
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,421
- OH, MY GOD.
636
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:32,683
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
SO, WAIT.
637
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,250
- NO. NO.
638
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:35,991
- YES!
- I'M A MILLIONAIRE?
639
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,951
- YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE,
AND YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE,
640
00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:41,954
AND YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE,
AND YOU'RE A MILLIONAIRE.
641
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:45,871
AND THAT'S A MILLIONAIRE,
AND I AM A MILLIONAIRE!
642
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,656
[overlapping shouts
and chatter]
643
00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,614
- [laughing]
YEAH!
644
00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,972
[thumping]
645
00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:19,339
- HEY, WE SHOULD
GO LOOK FOR ED.
646
00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,776
- LILLY! OPEN UP!
647
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,299
LILLY!
648
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,735
LILLY, OPEN THE DOOR.
I GOT--
649
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,868
HA HA. YES.
650
00:30:26,955 --> 00:30:28,652
LILLY!
651
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,263
LILLY! LILLY!
652
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:31,960
- WHAT THE HELL, JESSIE?
653
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,788
I TOLD YOU IF YOU
SHOWED UP HERE AGAIN DRUNK,
654
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,659
I'D HAVE TO CALL THE COPS.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
655
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:36,922
IT'S DIFFERENT NOW.
656
00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:38,793
[laughs]
I'M RICH!
657
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,056
- OHH, GOD, JESSIE,
WHAT DID YOU DO?
658
00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:44,320
- WELL, I WON
THE FUCKIN' LOTTERY.
659
00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,496
- JESSIE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET
OFF THE DRUGS.
660
00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,324
- NO...NO.
661
00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:49,935
I CAN BUY ANYTHING NOW.
662
00:30:50,022 --> 00:30:51,501
I CAN BUY YOU ANYTHING NOW!
663
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,329
- ALL RIGHT, JESSIE,
YOU DON'T GET IT.
664
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,331
YOU COULD BE THE RICHEST GUY
ON EARTH,
665
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:56,985
AND I STILL WOULDN'T LET YOU
IN THAT APARTMENT.
666
00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,509
NOW, GO SLEEP IT OFF.
667
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:02,338
- WHAT?
668
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:05,080
WHAT?
669
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,658
UHH!
[thud]
670
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,811
- AW, YEAH.
671
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,639
WHO'S THE KING?
672
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,255
[bus honks]
673
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:59,004
[tires screech]
674
00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,006
- ♪ THERE'S ME ♪
675
00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:03,269
♪ THERE'S YOU ♪
676
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:06,402
♪ THERE'S TOO MANY
RABID RABBITS ♪
677
00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:09,014
♪ IN THE PETTING ZOO ♪
- [laughing]
678
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,406
♪ ♪
679
00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:13,496
- ♪ THERE'S ME, THERE'S YOU ♪
680
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,629
♪ THERE'S HIM ♪
- OHH.
681
00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:18,414
- ♪ THERE'S A MONKEY
WITH A BRIGHT RED BUTT ♪
682
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,026
♪ IN MY JUNGLE GYM ♪
683
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,680
- JESSIE, OPEN THIS DOOR!
- HEY, MAY!
684
00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,944
- OPEN THE DOOR, JESSIE.
685
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,597
- ♪ HERE'S ME ♪
686
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,904
- ALL RIGHT.
- ♪ I'M LIKE A RODEO BULL ♪
687
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,037
♪ GOT MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL ♪
- JESSIE!
688
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,039
OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR.
- I GOT IT, I GOT.
689
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:35,692
[music and bus shuts off]
690
00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:37,433
[door creaks]
691
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,435
- OOF!
692
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:42,525
WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
693
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:46,877
- I'M RICH.
694
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,010
- [exhales]
GET OUT THIS DAMN BUS.
695
00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:51,230
- [laughing]
696
00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:54,711
- HE'S JUST RAMBLING
ABOUT ALL SORTS OF STORIES
697
00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:57,366
AND THE LOTTERY
AND HIS KIDS AND THINGS.
698
00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:58,846
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL.
699
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,500
ED'S NOT BACK
FOR FOUR DAYS.
700
00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,067
- MAY...
- HMM?
701
00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:05,418
- THE LOTTERY THING...
THAT'S KIND OF TRUE.
702
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,420
- [scoffs] WHAT, HE ACTUALLY
WON SOME MONEY?
703
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,900
- ACTUALLY, WE ALL
WON SOME MONEY.
704
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,338
I WAS GONNA TRY TO CALL YOU
THIS MORNING,
705
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,904
JUST TO SEE IF WE COULD
GET AHOLD OF ED.
706
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,906
- UP AT THE CABIN?
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
707
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,474
- 'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF BIG.
708
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:21,086
- BIG?
HOW BIG?
709
00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:24,263
- BIG.
- LLOYD.
710
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:28,919
- IT'S A COUPLE HUNDRED
MILLION.
711
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,574
- WHAT?
712
00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:34,925
YOU WANT SOME COCOA?
713
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,754
- UH...NO.
I'M OKAY.
714
00:33:37,841 --> 00:33:39,234
LET'S JUST DEAL WITH THE--
715
00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,845
JESS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
716
00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,717
JESS!
717
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:47,199
- JEEZ.
718
00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,114
UGH. DAMN IT.
719
00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,420
ED'S GONNA KILL ME.
720
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,990
SHERIFF LOCKED ME OUT
A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
721
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,688
SO I BEEN LIVING IN THE BUS.
722
00:33:58,775 --> 00:34:01,387
IT WAS GOOD, THOUGH.
- CAN WE GET AHOLD OF ED?
723
00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,998
- HE DON'T TELL ME
WHERE HE GOES.
724
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,741
SUPERSTITIOUS ABOUT THE FISH.
BUT...
725
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:10,526
AT LEAST THIS LITTLE BRAT'S
FILTHY RICH NOW.
726
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:13,138
PAWNED MY TOASTER LAST TIME,
AND ED'S...
727
00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:14,704
GLUE GUN.
728
00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:18,099
- THAT WAS A GOOD GLUE GUN.
729
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,063
[car horn honks]
730
00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:37,510
- THERE'S THREE TVs.
[laughs]
731
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,989
MY DAD USED
TO TAKE US CAMPING
732
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,556
IN ONE OF THESE.
733
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,384
HE HAD ONE, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS A KID.
734
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,386
AND I WOULD JUST STAY
IN THE BACK AND JUST GOOF OFF.
735
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,127
[laughs]
736
00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:48,260
WELL, HE LOST IT WHEN,
YOU KNOW, HE GOT LAID OFF.
737
00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:51,915
BUT I THOUGHT, IF I COULD
EVER BUY ONE OF THESE,
738
00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:54,570
IT WOULD BE LIKE...
739
00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,833
BEING A KID AGAIN.
740
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,966
[laughs]
741
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:02,012
AND IT'S GOT A POPCORN BUTTON,
WHICH IS GREAT, I MEAN--
742
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,014
[champagne cork pops]
- THERE YOU GO, BOSS.
743
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,625
- THANK YOU, HAL.
744
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:08,062
OH, UH, WE'RE GOOD
FOR THIS, RIGHT?
745
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:09,455
- [laughing]
HELL, YEAH!
746
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,371
ARE YOU KIDDING?
747
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,721
- HEY.
748
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,293
- [laughs]
749
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,469
- SO...TURNS OUT
750
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,514
THERE WERE
ONLY TWO WINNING TICKETS.
751
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:27,603
ONE UP IN THE U.P.,
752
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,909
AND OURS.
753
00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,345
- WOW.
754
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:33,609
- EACH WORTH ABOUT 62...
755
00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,916
$62 MILLION,
AFTER TAXES.
756
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,961
SO, UH...
THAT'S...
757
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:42,401
$10,200,062 AND SOME CHANGE.
758
00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:44,054
EACH.
- YEAH, THAT.
759
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,056
[all laughing]
760
00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:50,235
- OKAY.
- YEAH, UH-HUH.
761
00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:51,671
- ALL RIGHT, TELL YOU WHAT.
762
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,629
WE GOTTA LAY LOW
FOR A FEW DAYS, OKAY?
763
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:56,589
LET'S NOT HAVE ANY, UH,
GOODFELLASMOMENTS.
764
00:35:56,676 --> 00:36:00,462
NOBODY GO OUT AND, YOU KNOW,
BUY A NEW CADILLAC OR...
765
00:36:06,729 --> 00:36:08,644
- WELL, IT'S NOT--
IT'S NOT A CADILLAC.
766
00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:12,170
IT'S A DISCOVERY.
767
00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:14,955
- ANYBODY ELSE?
768
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,088
- NAH, MAN.
NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
769
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:22,136
- OKAY.
KEEP IT IN THE GARAGE.
770
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:24,269
AND...CHEERS.
771
00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,966
- CHEERS.
772
00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:31,754
[indistinct chatter]
773
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,976
[school bell rings]
774
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,546
- MERNA, I'VE GOT TO--
I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU.
775
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:43,157
- GOODNESS, LLOYD.
776
00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:45,681
I VOLUNTEER.
777
00:36:45,768 --> 00:36:48,293
YOU DON'T EVEN PAY ME
ANYMORE.
778
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,469
YOU CAN'T FIRE EVERYONE,
YOU KNOW.
779
00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,862
- I'VE GOT TO WARN YOU
TO EXPECT A DELIVERY.
780
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:56,388
EVERY PULITZER
AND NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING NOVEL,
781
00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:59,608
PLUS TEN NEW COMPUTERS.
782
00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,654
- EXCUSE ME?
783
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,917
DID SOMEONE CAP THE MAYOR?
784
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:05,701
- LET'S TAKE ONE STEP
AT A TIME.
785
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:07,964
SHAUN BOUGHT THEM,
SO YOU CAN THANK HIM.
786
00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,705
UH,
AND ABOUT THE OLD LIBRARY--
787
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,794
- OH, IF SOMEBODY TRIES
TO TEAR IT DOWN AGAIN,
788
00:37:11,881 --> 00:37:14,667
I'LL HAVE
THE WHOLE CONSERVANCY THERE.
789
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:18,061
ALL 14 OF US WILL CHAIN
OURSELVES TO THE DOOR.
790
00:37:18,148 --> 00:37:21,717
- ACTUALLY, IT SHOULD BE
REOPENED BY NEXT SUMMER.
791
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:25,678
AND YOUR OLD JOB WILL BE
WAITING FOR YOU.
792
00:37:25,765 --> 00:37:28,115
WOW, YOU REALLY
ARE QUITE A CYNIC
793
00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:30,465
FOR SUCH A SWEET LADY.
794
00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:32,815
[Lily Allen's LDN]
795
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,862
- ♪ RIDIN' THROUGH THE CITY
ON MY BIKE ALL DAY 'CAUSE... ♪
796
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,385
- I GOT TO RESUPPLY
IN TOWN TOMORROW.
797
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,780
- NO, NO, I'LL GO.
YOUR LUCK'S BEEN GREAT.
798
00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,913
- NO, I GOTTA GO.
799
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,352
- YOU STILL FEELING
THAT CHICK?
800
00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,354
- ♪ FELLA LOOKING DAPPER, AND
HE'S SITTING WITH A SLAPPER ♪
801
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:52,182
♪ THEN I SEE IT'S A PIMP
AND HIS CRACK WHORE ♪
802
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:56,709
♪ YOU MIGHT LAUGH,
YOU MIGHT FROWN ♪
803
00:37:56,796 --> 00:38:01,279
♪ WALKIN' ROUND
LONDON TOWN ♪
804
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,672
♪ SUN IS IN THE SKY,
OH, WHY, OH, WHY ♪
805
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,240
♪ WOULD I WANT TO BE
ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪
806
00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:08,503
♪ SUN IS IN THE SKY,
OH, WHY, OH, WHY ♪
807
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:11,376
♪ WOULD I WANT TO BE
ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪
808
00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,726
♪ WHEN YOU LOOK
WITH YOUR EYES ♪
809
00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,032
♪ EVERYTHING
SEEMS NICE ♪
810
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:18,557
♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK TWICE ♪
811
00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:20,602
♪ YOU CAN SEE
IT'S ALL LIES ♪
812
00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,909
♪ THERE WAS A LITTLE, OLD LADY
WHO WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD ♪
813
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:25,390
♪ SHE WAS STRUGGLING
WITH BAGS FROM TESCO ♪
814
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,479
♪ THERE WERE PEOPLE FROM THE
CITY HAVING LUNCH IN THE PARK ♪
815
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,003
♪ I BELIEVE THAT IT'S CALLED
AL FRESCO ♪
816
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,353
♪ WHEN A KID CAME ALONG
TO OFFER A HAND ♪
817
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,702
♪ BUT BEFORE SHE HAD TIME
TO ACCEPT IT ♪
818
00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:35,617
- $6,300 IN SUPPLIES.
819
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:38,141
BET YOU THE CLERK HADN'T SEEN
THAT KIND OF ORDER IN THIS TOWN
820
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:39,969
IN DECADES.
821
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,406
- I HOPE HE DIDN'T
START CRYING.
822
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,451
- NO, BUT MY VISA DID.
823
00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:45,235
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD BOTTOM
OUT THREE OF THOSE
824
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,759
IN TWO DAYS.
825
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,021
YOU KNOW,
THEY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
826
00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,501
LIKE CRACK.
827
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,938
SERIOUSLY.
- [giggles]
828
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,201
- ♪ WOULD I WANNA BE
ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪
829
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,595
♪ SUN IS IN THE SKY,
OH, WHY, OH, WHY ♪
830
00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,771
♪ WOULD I WANNA BE
ANYWHERE ELSE? ♪
831
00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:00,425
[phone rings]
832
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,558
- LLOYD HOWARD,
LINE ONE.
833
00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:08,520
- CUTE STUNT.
YOU REMEMBER CHANNELS?
834
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:09,912
- I WANTED
TO GET SOMETHING DONE.
835
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,261
WHY WOULD I
GO THROUGH CHANNELS?
836
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,611
- I WONDER HOW THE PRESS
GOT THERE.
837
00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:14,177
- I CALLED THEM.
- YOU CALLED THEM?
838
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,745
- WHAT'S IN THE BUDGET
TO RESTORE THAT PLAYGROUND?
839
00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:18,878
- IN THE BUDGET?
15 GRAND.
840
00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:21,054
- ALL RIGHT, I WANT THAT
SENT TO THE SCHOOL.
841
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:23,404
- YOU WANT IT SENT
TO THE SCHOOL?
842
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,754
- DO WE HAVE
A BAD CONNECTION?
843
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:26,842
- EXCUSE ME?
844
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,322
- A BAD CONNECTION.
845
00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,671
YOU KEEP REPEATING
EVERYTHING I SAY.
846
00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,499
- I ASSURE YOU,
THE CONNECTION'S FINE.
847
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,066
- WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.
848
00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,155
UM, WE'RE GONNA
DO SOME CLEANUP
849
00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:37,026
AT THE OLD LIBRARY TOMORROW.
850
00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:40,552
THE MONEY BUDGETED FOR THAT,
WE'RE GONNA WANT THAT TOO.
851
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:48,298
GUESS IT WASN'T SUCH
A GOOD CONNECTION AFTER ALL.
852
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,086
THIS IS ALL PLUGGED IN.
853
00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:57,960
TAKE THAT AND WHACK THE CRAP
OUT OF ANYTHING YOU SEE, OKAY?
854
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:03,139
- SAME REPORTERS,
ONE BLOODY NEWS CYCLE.
855
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,532
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORTH.
856
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:06,055
OH, BRINGING THE CHILD'S
A NICE TOUCH.
857
00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:07,448
- I'M NOT A CHILD.
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
858
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:08,841
YOU'RE A PROP.
859
00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:10,495
- HEY, LEAVE THE KID
OUT OF THIS.
860
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:14,107
$150,000 GRANT TO HELP
RESTORE THIS PLACE.
861
00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,369
THAT RING A BELL?
862
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,197
- YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT IT?
863
00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:20,722
- I WANT IT.
864
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:22,245
- IS THIS A SHAKEDOWN,
865
00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,769
OR ARE YOU RUNNING
FOR OFFICE OR SOMETHING?
866
00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:25,510
ZERO CHANCE.
I GOT THAT MONEY EARMARKED
867
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,468
TO DEMO THIS PLACE.
868
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,905
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
OVER HERE, GUYS.
869
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,211
- OVER HERE.
THE MAYOR'S GOING TO SPEAK.
870
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,604
- WATCH YOUR STEP.
871
00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,432
- WE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS.
872
00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,129
UH, MAYOR PAINE HERE
873
00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:39,437
HAS JUST OFFERED
A $150,000 GRANT
874
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:40,829
TO HELP RESTORE THIS PLACE.
875
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,440
- WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART,
MAYOR?
876
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,180
- MAYOR,
WHY THE SUDDEN FLIP-FLOP?
877
00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:46,095
- I'M NOT PREPARED TO COMMENT
ON DETAILS JUST YET.
878
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:48,837
- WE'RE ALSO GOING TO CREATE
A COMMUNITY GARDEN
879
00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:50,360
HERE ON THE GROUNDS.
880
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,711
IT'S GONNA PRODUCE
SOME ORGANIC FOODS
881
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,190
FOR LOCAL CONSUMPTION,
882
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:55,844
UNLESS WE FIND
SOME TOXIC WASTE
883
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:58,151
WHICH--
THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT.
884
00:40:58,238 --> 00:41:00,196
BUT VERY GENEROUS GRANT,
SO THANK YOU, MAYOR PAINE.
885
00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:02,198
- ONE DAY, YOU SAY
YOU'RE TEARING IT DOWN,
886
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:03,548
AND NOW YOU'RE REBUILDING IT.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT FURTHER?
887
00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:05,027
- I'LL TALK
TO YOU GUYS LATER.
888
00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,289
- SURE, NO PROBLEM.
- THANK YOU.
889
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:07,856
APPRECIATE IT.
- THANK YOU.
890
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,119
- YOU, MY FRIEND,
JUST HIT THE THIRD RAIL.
891
00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:13,558
- EAT ME.
892
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,821
- EILEEN, WHY DON'T YOU
GO OUT THERE
893
00:41:15,908 --> 00:41:18,127
AND PICK UP SOME TRASH
AND MAKE A BIG SHOW OF IT
894
00:41:18,214 --> 00:41:19,389
WHEN YOU GET SOMETHING?
895
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,566
WE CAN GET A GOOD SHOT
OF YOU.
896
00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:25,395
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
YOU GIVE A SHIT.
897
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,528
- AND I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU
898
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:28,921
ABOUT THE FUTURE.
899
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,924
ABOUT AN IDEA I HAVE.
- OKAY.
900
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:33,882
- MAYBE GOING
TO CHICAGO
901
00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:37,407
AND AUDITIONING
FOR A SHOW.
902
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,540
- WELL,
WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
903
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:43,152
- I WAS HOPING
FOR A LITTLE INSPIRATION.
904
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,373
- YOU SHOULD GO.
905
00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:51,596
[indistinct chatter]
906
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:53,511
- AM I
INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
907
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:54,860
- [laughs]
908
00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:57,906
I...
909
00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,038
YOU KNOW, WHEN--
910
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,648
WHEN I WAS 14,
911
00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,563
I SAW THAT MOVIE 10,
ALL RIGHT?
912
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,043
THE ONE WITH BO DEREK.
913
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:05,653
AND I GUESS,
EVER SINCE THEN,
914
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,525
I'VE JUST BEEN KIND OF
SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING.
915
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,875
- AN IDEAL WOMAN OR PORN?
916
00:42:09,962 --> 00:42:13,182
- [scoffs]
917
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:15,881
- I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE
RADICALLY DIFFERENT VIEWS
918
00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,666
ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP.
919
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,494
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY.
920
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,192
AND NOW YOU HAVE SOME FANTASY
ABOUT SOME PERFECT WOMAN
921
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,803
WHO'S GONNA GIVE YOU
SOME PERFECT LIFE.
922
00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,544
IS THAT WHAT WOMEN ARE TO YOU?
- NO!
923
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:28,676
NO, THAT'S NOT EVEN
WHAT I MEANT.
924
00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:30,896
YOU KNOW, I--
OKAY, YOU--FIRST OF ALL,
925
00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:31,984
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
LET ME FINISH.
926
00:42:32,071 --> 00:42:33,768
- WE JUST WON THE LOTTERY,
927
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,901
AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS OBSESS
OVER ANOTHER HOT GIRL!
928
00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:38,425
- GOD, TONI, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW I FELT.
929
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,906
- OH, WELL,
HERE'S HOW I FEEL.
930
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:42,385
YOU'RE A GIBBON.
- A WHAT?
931
00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:46,041
- A TWO-LEGGED JACKASS!
932
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:53,919
[explosion on TV]
933
00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:57,270
- YOU GOT IT.
- HEY, FAMILY.
934
00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:59,925
- WHAT UP?
935
00:43:00,012 --> 00:43:03,189
- JESS.
- YEAH?
936
00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:05,495
WHAT'S THIS?
- IT'S A HYBRID.
937
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,280
- WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
938
00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,674
- WELL, JUST UNTIL YOU
GET BACK ON YOUR FEET AGAIN.
939
00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:13,329
- [laughing]
MR. HOWARD, YOU'RE THE MAN!
940
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,244
- WELL--WELL, DAD.
941
00:43:15,331 --> 00:43:16,681
YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT HIM
A CADILLAC.
942
00:43:16,768 --> 00:43:18,421
YOU CAN AFFORD IT.
943
00:43:18,508 --> 00:43:21,337
- AN OBVIOUS FAILURE
OF OUR PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM.
944
00:43:21,424 --> 00:43:24,427
WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST BECAUSE
WE CAN AFFORD THEM, RIGHT?
945
00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:28,431
JESS NEEDED TRANSPORTATION,
SO THAT'S WHAT HE GOT.
946
00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:32,958
GO.
- OKAY.
947
00:43:33,045 --> 00:43:36,091
- HUH.
948
00:43:42,402 --> 00:43:45,666
I AM JUST SO HAPPY
THAT JESSIE GOT A NEW CAR.
949
00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:50,236
THERE'S NO REASON
THAT WE SHOULD GET
950
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:53,892
A NEW CAR,
LIKE A TRICKED OUT SUV
951
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:57,765
WITH VIDEO HEADSETS,
RETRACTABLE MOON ROOF,
952
00:43:57,852 --> 00:44:01,987
MULTI-POSITION HEATED SEATS,
OR 12-SPEAKER STEREO SYSTEM.
953
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:04,946
- LIKE THAT ONE?
- YOU DID NOT.
954
00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:06,687
- I DID.
- [gasps]
955
00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:08,994
OH, MY...
- [laughs]
956
00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:10,299
- [gasps]
957
00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:14,216
[laughs]
958
00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:16,741
WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYTHING
YOU SAID BACK THERE?
959
00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:18,481
- YEAH, WELL, LET'S JUST
KEEP IT IN THE GARAGE.
960
00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:21,746
- MM!
MWAH! MWAH!
961
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,748
ALL RIGHT,
MR. VALUES.
962
00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,706
- HEY,
I STILL GOT VALUES.
963
00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:28,361
I JUST THINK WE'VE SACRIFICED
ENOUGH, DON'T YOU?
964
00:44:28,448 --> 00:44:30,232
LET'S LIVE
A LITTLE.
965
00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:32,582
IT'S GOT MULTI-POSITION
HEATED SEATS.
966
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,368
- ♪ NOBODY BUT YOU AND ME ♪
967
00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:37,892
[music slows to a stop]
♪ OH, BABY... ♪
968
00:44:41,809 --> 00:44:44,290
[door shuts]
969
00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:45,683
- GUESS WHAT.
970
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,293
WE DON'T ALLOW GUM
AT THIS SCHOOL.
971
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:49,687
- I MAKE THE RULES,
REMEMBER?
972
00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:52,037
SO I'M NOT GONNA BEAT
AROUND THE BUSH.
973
00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,648
RUMOR HAS IT YOU HAVE
AN ACE UP YOUR SLEEVE.
974
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:58,913
A REAL GAME CHANGER.
975
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,306
- WHAT RUMOR?
976
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,351
- WHAT YOU NO LONGER
CARE ABOUT CASH
977
00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:05,354
OR BILLS.
978
00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:07,705
OR PERHAPS EVEN ME.
979
00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:10,055
- WELL...
980
00:45:10,142 --> 00:45:13,058
I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM
NOR DENY SUCH A RUMOR.
981
00:45:13,145 --> 00:45:16,017
THAT BEING SAID,
LOSE THE FUCKING GUM.
982
00:45:16,104 --> 00:45:18,585
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW BIG THIS IS?
983
00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,848
EVEN SOMEONE
WITH YOUR LIMITED AMBITION
984
00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:23,938
MUST SURELY
COMPREHEND IT.
985
00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:25,635
WITH YOUR LUCK
AND MY CONNECTIONS,
986
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,116
THINK GOVERNOR.
987
00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:29,683
NO, NO,
NATIONAL OFFICE.
988
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,859
SEE, I WORKED MY ASS OFF
TO GET HERE,
989
00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:33,643
BUT IF DON'T HAVE THE MILLIONS
TO THROW AROUND
990
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,210
TO MAKE PEOPLE
LOVE ME.
991
00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:37,996
- SO YOU WANT MINE.
- IT'S JUST POLITICS.
992
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:43,218
WHY DON'T YOU COME
BY THE LODGE TONIGHT?
993
00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:44,698
- WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
994
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:47,048
- NO OPPOSITION TO GRANTS,
TO START.
995
00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:48,833
IS THERE
AN IMAGINATION IN THERE?
996
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,182
HUH?
997
00:45:50,269 --> 00:45:51,270
A PLAYGROUND AND...
998
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:55,056
THAT RATTRAP OF A LIBRARY.
999
00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:58,320
[chuckles]
OH, WAIT.
1000
00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:00,366
LET'S SEE
IF I CAN DO THIS.
1001
00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,674
OH.
"A" FOR EFFORT.
1002
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:08,200
SEE YA LATER.
1003
00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:12,334
WHOO.
A-PLUS.
1004
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,643
- [scoffs]
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
1005
00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:19,515
[overlapping chatter]
1006
00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:21,300
- MR. HOWARD...
- MR. HOWARD!
1007
00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:22,867
- HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO WIN THE LOTTERY?
1008
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,042
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING
THE LOTTERY?
1009
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:25,391
- CAN YOU GIVE US A STATEMENT
1010
00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:26,827
ON HOW YOU PLAN
TO USE THE MONEY?
1011
00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:27,567
- I'M NOT PREPARED TO COMMENT
AT THIS TIME.
1012
00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:29,351
I'M SORRY.
1013
00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:31,092
- PRINCIPAL HOWARD, WHEN
WILL YOU CLAIM YOUR WINNINGS?
1014
00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:32,790
- IT'S COMPLEX.
AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE,
1015
00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,530
THERE'S A LOT
OF PLANNING AHEAD.
1016
00:46:34,617 --> 00:46:36,097
- MR. HOWARD! MR. HOWARD!
[overlapping chatter]
1017
00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:37,577
- WILL YOU BE DONATING THE MONEY
TO ONE OF YOUR--
1018
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,535
- ALL RIGHT,
WHAT WE'D LIKE TO DO
1019
00:46:39,622 --> 00:46:41,624
IS PUT THE MONEY
TO SOME GOOD USE.
1020
00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:44,540
REOPEN SOME LIBRARIES,
UH, CLEAN UP SOME PARKS.
1021
00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:47,500
- WE WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT HOW YOU PLAN ON SPENDING--
1022
00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:51,286
- IT'S A FUN GAME, HUH?
IT'S FUN.
1023
00:46:58,163 --> 00:47:00,774
- HEY, WHO TOLD YOU
YOU COULD LEAK OUR WIN?
1024
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:03,472
- WE NEED
NATIONAL EXPOSURE.
1025
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:04,822
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE
1026
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,649
PIMPING
OF PRINCIPAL-TO-PRINCIPAL,
1027
00:47:06,736 --> 00:47:08,608
BUT RAGS-TO-RICHES
GETS THEM EVERY TIME.
1028
00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,088
I GOT ONE CHANCE TO PUT
THIS PLACE ON THE MAP,
1029
00:47:10,175 --> 00:47:11,698
AND NOTHING'S GONNA GET
IN MY WAY.
1030
00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:13,265
WE GOTTA GET OUR SHARE
OF THE BAILOUT BILLIONS,
1031
00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:15,093
NAVIGATE
THROUGH ALL THE RED TAPE
1032
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:19,662
AND YOUR IDIOTIC ALTRUISM,
AND LUCK'S OUR IN.
1033
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:25,103
- HEY.
THE SHINY PEOPLE.
1034
00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:27,453
[all chuckle]
1035
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,281
- HEY.
1036
00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:30,978
- WELL, AS AN IMPORTANT MEMBER
OF OUR COMMUNITY NOW,
1037
00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:33,154
I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME
I BROUGHT YOU
1038
00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:35,678
INTO THE INNER CIRCLE.
1039
00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:37,724
I BELIEVE YOU KNOW
ALMOST EVERYONE.
1040
00:47:37,811 --> 00:47:39,247
- WHY IS IT I FEEL
LIKE AN OPEN VEIN
1041
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:40,814
AT A VAMPIRE CONVENTION?
1042
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:43,686
[all chuckle]
1043
00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:45,863
SO...
- PLEASANTRIES ASIDE.
1044
00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:52,347
I REALLY WANTED YOU
TO MEET
1045
00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:54,697
ONE OF OUR MOST SUCCESSFUL
ALUMS.
1046
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,525
- WELL, I NEVER
REALLY GRADUATED.
1047
00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:58,658
- OH.
1048
00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,007
- IS THAT ALI?
1049
00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:01,704
- YOUR FAVORITE
HISTORY STUDENT.
1050
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:04,490
- UM...WELCOME BACK.
1051
00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:06,622
YOU GOT EXPELLED,
DIDN'T YOU?
1052
00:48:06,709 --> 00:48:08,711
- WELL,
AFTER YOUR HISTORY CLASS
1053
00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:12,193
ENDED MY TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP
WITH AUTHORITY, I STARTED--
1054
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,455
- ALL RIGHT, YOU HACKED IN
AND CHANGED YOUR GRADE
1055
00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:14,892
IN THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER.
1056
00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:17,198
- WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS FAIR.
1057
00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:21,072
- ALI WANTS TO BUILD
A FACTORY HERE.
1058
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,988
- I STARTED MY OWN COMPANY,
MAKING TURBINES
1059
00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:26,294
FOR ALTERNATIVE
ENERGY SYSTEMS.
1060
00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:30,690
AFTER OUR LITTLE
MISUNDERSTANDING.
1061
00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,474
AND THE TOWERS
WENT DOWN,
1062
00:48:32,561 --> 00:48:36,174
MY DAD WAS LAID OFF,
MOVED TO CALIFORNIA.
1063
00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:39,394
LIKE A MODERN-DAY TOM JOAD
FROM THE GRAPES OF WRATH.
1064
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:41,048
YOU CALLED IT.
1065
00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:43,833
HIGHLAND PARK'S THE CAPITAL
OF THE RUST BOWL.
1066
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,313
THE SIMPLE FACT IS,
1067
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,186
WE GAVE UP
ON PEOPLE'S JOBS.
1068
00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:49,752
THEY WANT TO PUT
THEIR HANDS TO WORK
1069
00:48:49,839 --> 00:48:51,885
AND BUILD THINGS
THEY'D BE PROUD OF.
1070
00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:57,412
SEE, I WAS PAYING ATTENTION
IN YOUR CLASS.
1071
00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:58,979
I WANT TO TAKE OVER
THE OLD AMERICAN BEARING PLANT
1072
00:48:59,066 --> 00:49:00,589
WHERE OUR DADS WORKED.
1073
00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:05,725
WITH MY PEOPLE,
THE HOPE'S IN YOUR OWN HANDS.
1074
00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:13,602
[all chattering]
1075
00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:16,562
- WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY--WHAT ARE
THE BIG PLANS FOR YOUR FUTURE?
1076
00:49:16,649 --> 00:49:18,433
- UH, YEAH, WELL,
1077
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,654
I'D LIKE TO CREATE AN URBAN
FARM CO-OP IN HIGHLAND PARK.
1078
00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:24,048
- WHAT ABOUT A FERRARI
OR A YACHT OR YOUR OWN ISLAND?
1079
00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:25,919
- MR. HOWARD'S
BEING VERY MODEST.
1080
00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:27,616
WE HAD
A FANTASTIC MEETING.
1081
00:49:27,703 --> 00:49:31,577
HE'S DECIDED TO EXPAND
HIS LOCAL CLEANUP PROJECT,
1082
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:35,146
AND TO JUMP-START IT,
HE'S MADE THE MIRACULOUS OFFER
1083
00:49:35,233 --> 00:49:39,498
TO DONATE $1 MILLION
OF HIS WINNINGS.
1084
00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:41,979
- THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
- SO HE'S GONNA WRITE A CHECK?
1085
00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:45,547
- UH...THAT'S WRONG.
1086
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,507
- [forced laugh]
1087
00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,248
- THE MAYOR'S GOT THAT
A LITTLE BIT WRONG.
1088
00:49:50,335 --> 00:49:52,250
UM, I'VE ACTUALLY
DECIDED TO...
1089
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:55,079
GIVE...
1090
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,515
$5 MILLION...
1091
00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:58,038
[all gasp]
- PRINCIPLE HOWARD...
1092
00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,474
- TO GRASSROOTS PROGRAMS.
1093
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:01,085
WE'RE GONNA CLEAN UP
SOME PARKS,
1094
00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:03,217
UH, RESTORE THE OLD LIBRARY,
1095
00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:06,786
SOME AFTER-SCHOOL ACTIVITIES,
UH, RESTORE SOME PRI--
1096
00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:08,396
WE'RE GONNA RESTORE
SOME PRIDE AROUND HERE.
1097
00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:10,790
- THIS IS GREAT FOR THE KIDS.
WHAT ABOUT--
1098
00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:13,967
- AND I AM HONORED
THAT THE MAYOR
1099
00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:16,274
HAS DECIDED
TO MATCH THESE FUNDS
1100
00:50:16,361 --> 00:50:17,666
IN ORDER TO HIRE BACK
SOME TEACHERS
1101
00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:19,277
AND REBUILD
THE LIBRARY.
1102
00:50:19,364 --> 00:50:20,669
- WHY THE CHANGE
OF HEART?
1103
00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:22,149
- THANK YOU, MAYOR.
- [forced laugh]
1104
00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:23,759
- MAYOR,
WHERE'S THE MONEY COMING FROM?
1105
00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:25,631
- ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
THANK YOU. EXCUSE ME.
1106
00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:27,372
- HAS YOUR BROTHER NOW BID
ON THE LIBRARY RESTORATION?
1107
00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:30,070
- YES, IT'S A VERY INSPIRED
MEETING WE HAD IN THERE.
1108
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,507
NOW, THEY SAY THAT MONEY
CAN'T BUY EVERYTHING.
1109
00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,683
BUT IT CAN.
THAT'S ALWAYS CONFUSED ME.
1110
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:37,164
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MONEY DOES,
IT BUYS THINGS.
1111
00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,470
YOU KNOW?
[laughter]
1112
00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:40,646
- SO...
1113
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:43,866
NO GOODFELLASMOMENTS, HUH?
- WHAT WAS I GONNA DO?
1114
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:45,564
I'M NOT GONNA LET HER
PUSH ME AROUND ANYMORE.
1115
00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,522
- AND ARE YOU REALLY GONNA
GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY AWAY
1116
00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:50,351
JUST BECAUSE SHIRLEY BEAT OUT
YOUR WIFE FOR HOMECOMING QUEEN?
1117
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:53,702
- THAT IS NOT WHAT I DID,
I...
1118
00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:56,140
LOOK, THIS IS A GOOD THING.
IT'S WORTHWHILE.
1119
00:50:56,227 --> 00:50:58,664
- I THINK WE SHOULD AT LEAST
HAVE THE MONEY IN HAND
1120
00:50:58,751 --> 00:51:00,187
BEFORE WE SPEND
ANY MORE OF IT.
1121
00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:02,015
- YOU KNOW,
WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE?
1122
00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:04,365
YOU GOTTA SPEND YOUR MONEY
ON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
1123
00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,368
ALL RIGHT, BRAH.
[laughs]
1124
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:09,153
LIKE WHEN I BOUGHT
THAT RING FOR CHAR.
1125
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,763
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT?
1126
00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:13,157
- WHO'S CHAR?
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH TONI!
1127
00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,506
- OH, NO, NO, NO, MAN.
1128
00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:15,898
THAT WOULD HAVE
NEVER WORKED OUT.
1129
00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:17,204
- 'CAUSE SHE'S
SMARTER THAN YOU?
1130
00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:19,163
- [laughs]
1131
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:22,296
- FRANKLY...YES.
- [laughs]
1132
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:25,386
- BUT I WANT TO PROVIDE
FOR SOMEBODY.
1133
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,040
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
1134
00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:28,607
YOU KNOW, HAVE THEM ADORE ME.
- YEAH.
1135
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,043
- LOVE ME.
- YEAH?
1136
00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:32,350
- YEAH.
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT A PET.
1137
00:51:32,437 --> 00:51:35,831
- YOU KNOW, CHAR NEEDS ME.
OKAY?
1138
00:51:35,918 --> 00:51:38,704
I CAN GET HER THINGS, THINGS
THAT SHE CAN'T GET HERSELF.
1139
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,401
YOU KNOW, TONI,
ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU KNOW,
1140
00:51:40,488 --> 00:51:42,186
SHE CAN GET EVERYTHING
THAT I CAN GET FOR HER.
1141
00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,101
SO I DON'T THINK--YOU KNOW,
WHY WOULD SHE NEED ME?
1142
00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,407
OKAY? I JUST DON'T SEE IT.
- I DON'T KNOW, COMPANIONSHIP?
1143
00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:50,368
- OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
HEY, HOW ABOUT LOVE, HUH?
1144
00:51:50,455 --> 00:51:53,110
- IF HE CAN SPEND HALF OF
HIS MONEY ON AN ANCIENT GRUDGE,
1145
00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,763
THEN I CAN SPEND
SOME OF MY MONEY
1146
00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:58,115
ON A YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL,
SEXY--
1147
00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,507
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- HEY!
1148
00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,118
- NO, NO.
NO, THANK YOU.
1149
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:03,032
THANK YOU, YEAH.
HE'S ALREADY TAKEN TWICE.
1150
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,425
- OKAY.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.
1151
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,775
THANKS VERY MUCH.
MOVE ALONG.
1152
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:10,083
SO, UH, WHAT DID SYLVIA SAY
WHEN YOU TOLD HER
1153
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:12,781
YOU WERE GONNA GIVE AWAY
YOUR MONEY?
1154
00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:14,957
- PRETTY SURE
IT WON'T BE GOOD.
1155
00:52:15,044 --> 00:52:16,350
- YOU DIDN'T TELL HER?
1156
00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,396
- MAN, COME ON!
1157
00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:20,528
LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
TO PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY.
1158
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:23,879
THEY EITHER END UP BROKE
OR IN PRISON.
1159
00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:27,840
[country rock music]
1160
00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,668
- WE'RE INVITING EVERYBODY
TO HELP STOP
1161
00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,409
THIS CITY'S SLIDE
INTO OBLIVION.
1162
00:52:31,496 --> 00:52:35,413
AND WE'RE STARTING HERE
AT THE CITY'S HEART.
1163
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,459
UH...THE OLD LIBRARY.
1164
00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:40,896
AND YOU AT HOME,
YOU CAN START
1165
00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:42,637
IN YOUR OWN FRONT YARDS.
1166
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:45,901
UH, PAINT OUT SOME GRAFFITI.
MOW DOWN SOME WEEDS.
1167
00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:48,295
- WELL, HIGHLAND PARK
TURNED OUT IN FORCE TODAY.
1168
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:50,645
NOT TO VOLUNTEER,
UNFORTUNATELY,
1169
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:53,431
BUT TO CELEBRATE
IN A BIG WAY.
1170
00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:55,433
- THERE'S ZERO CHANCE
THAT ANYONE
1171
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,175
IS GONNA RAISE A FINGER
TO SAVE THIS PLACE.
1172
00:52:58,262 --> 00:53:00,220
WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO ME
1173
00:53:00,307 --> 00:53:02,266
BEFORE YOU MADE
THAT KIND OF A DECISION?
1174
00:53:02,353 --> 00:53:04,137
- I'M SORRY, I--
I'M SORRY.
1175
00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:06,444
IT...
1176
00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:08,402
I...
1177
00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:11,188
LOOK, THIS IS A CHANCE
FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING
1178
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:13,842
THAT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO DO.
1179
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:17,890
BESIDES, WE'RE--WE GOT
PLENTY OF MONEY LEFT OVER.
1180
00:53:17,977 --> 00:53:19,413
I MEAN, WE GET,
UH, YOU KNOW,
1181
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,936
ENOUGH TO SEND THE KIDS
TO A GOOD SCHOOL.
1182
00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,504
WE'RE GONNA BUY
A BIG, NEW HOUSE.
1183
00:53:23,591 --> 00:53:24,940
- HMM!
1184
00:53:25,027 --> 00:53:28,944
- WE'RE GONNA GET
SOME APPLIANCES.
1185
00:53:30,816 --> 00:53:32,905
TELL YOU WHAT.
1186
00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:35,342
TOMORROW...
1187
00:53:35,429 --> 00:53:37,475
[whispering]
I'M GONNA BUY A MATTRESS.
1188
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:40,521
A BIG ONE.
1189
00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:43,176
WITH SHEETS.
1190
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:44,656
AND PILLOWS.
1191
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:45,744
- OHH.
1192
00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,746
- YEAH. HMM?
1193
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:49,313
- YOU'RE JUST
TALKIN' DIRTY NOW.
1194
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,315
- MM.
1195
00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:52,490
- [whispering]
REFRIGERATOR.
1196
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:54,883
- REFRIGERATOR.
- MM-HMM.
1197
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,015
- [whispering]
DISHWASHER.
1198
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:56,929
- DISHWASHER.
- OHH!
1199
00:53:57,016 --> 00:53:59,148
- UM...
1200
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,628
ELECTRIC CAN OPENER.
1201
00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:02,413
- ARGH!
1202
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:06,243
- ♪ WHAT GHOST IS RATTLING
YOUR FRONT PORCH ♪
1203
00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,896
♪ CAN'T TELL WHAT'S GOLDEN ♪
1204
00:54:07,983 --> 00:54:09,550
- THIS IS FOR $1 MILLION.
1205
00:54:09,637 --> 00:54:11,378
- YEAH.
1206
00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,554
YEAH, I THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD HAVE IT.
1207
00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:15,252
UH, WAIT A COUPLE DAYS,
THOUGH,
1208
00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:17,210
BEFORE YOU CASH IT.
1209
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:21,519
- UM...NO, I--
I JUST WANT THE REGULAR CHECK.
1210
00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:23,260
OKAY, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
TO THE KIDS.
1211
00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:26,524
- JESUS, LILLY, THAT'LL
BUY YOU ANYTHING THEY WANT.
1212
00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:30,049
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
1213
00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:33,357
- THAT IS SO SWEET,
JESS.
1214
00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:37,665
BUT, PLEASE, JUST PAY
WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, AND...
1215
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:39,624
STAY SOBER.
1216
00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:43,367
OKAY? THAT'S WHAT'LL
MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY.
1217
00:54:43,454 --> 00:54:45,630
- WELL, CAN I TAKE
THE KIDS BOWLING?
1218
00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:48,067
AH, SOME OF THE GUYS
ARE GOING OUT TO CELEBRATE.
1219
00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:52,245
- DO YOU HAVE
THE REGULAR CHECK?
1220
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,595
- ♪ I KNOW YOU'LL OFFER UP
THE FULL COURSE ♪
1221
00:54:54,682 --> 00:54:57,163
- OKAY, UM...JESSICA.
1222
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,992
JORDAN, HE'S GONNA
TAKE YOU BOWLING, OKAY?
1223
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,820
- COOL!
1224
00:55:01,907 --> 00:55:03,561
- ♪ WHAT GHOST IS RATTLING
YOUR FRONT PORCH ♪
1225
00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:04,779
- THANKS.
1226
00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:06,390
- MM-HMM.
1227
00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:08,130
- ♪ ON HIS HEAD ♪
1228
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:11,699
♪ I KNOW YOU'LL OFFER UP
THE FULL COURSE ♪
1229
00:55:11,786 --> 00:55:14,180
♪ THEY'LL WAIT FOR HOURS
UNTIL THEY'RE FED ♪
1230
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,008
- NO CANDY THIS TIME.
I PROMISE.
1231
00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,662
- OKAY.
1232
00:55:17,749 --> 00:55:20,491
THANKS.
1233
00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:23,624
- ♪ OH, UNTIL THEY'RE FED ♪
1234
00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:26,061
[birds chirping]
1235
00:55:27,715 --> 00:55:30,109
- YOU OKAY?
1236
00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,763
- I GOTTA GO.
1237
00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:36,681
- DID YOU GET
YOUR DIARRHEA PILLS?
1238
00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,726
[newspaper crumpling]
1239
00:55:43,557 --> 00:55:46,995
- WHOOOOO!
1240
00:55:47,082 --> 00:55:48,170
[moose honks]
1241
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:50,825
[cry echoing]
1242
00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:52,610
- WHEW.
1243
00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:54,612
GLAD I WENT FOR THE PORK.
1244
00:55:54,699 --> 00:55:57,484
[indistinct chatter]
1245
00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:00,095
- SO, UH, CAN YOU
AFFORD THIS PLACE?
1246
00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:02,663
'CAUSE I KNOW HIS PENSION
AND THE UAW HEALTH PLAN
1247
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,231
KIND OF BANKRUPT, SO...
- OH, I CAN AFFORD IT, THANKS.
1248
00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:07,755
- WELL, JUST BEEN A LOT
OF LOOKY-LOOS LATELY.
1249
00:56:07,842 --> 00:56:09,322
SINCE THE ECONOMY
HIT THE SKIDS,
1250
00:56:09,409 --> 00:56:11,106
FOLKS LOOKING
TO UNLOAD THEIR PROBLEMS.
1251
00:56:11,193 --> 00:56:12,760
- WELL, MY DAD'S
NOT A PROBLEM.
1252
00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,588
- ALL RIGHT, SURE.
1253
00:56:14,675 --> 00:56:17,635
OH, LORD HAVE MERCY.
DON'T--AH--MM-MM-MM-MM-MM!
1254
00:56:17,722 --> 00:56:19,550
- EXCUSE ME,
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
1255
00:56:19,637 --> 00:56:21,639
- JUST KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM THE PLANTS.
1256
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:22,727
- WELL,
HE'S NOT GONNA HURT 'EM.
1257
00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:23,815
- HE'S TRYING TO WATER IT.
1258
00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:24,859
- MAYBE IT NEEDS WATERING.
1259
00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:27,340
- IT'S PLASTIC.
1260
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,689
- DAD.
1261
00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:33,564
- HMM?
- COME ON.
1262
00:56:33,651 --> 00:56:35,217
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
1263
00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:36,480
IS THERE SOMETHING
WE CAN DO ABOUT THE SMELL?
1264
00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:38,046
- THESE FOLKS
DON'T MIND.
1265
00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:39,874
- WELL,
WHAT ABOUT THEIR VISITORS?
1266
00:56:39,961 --> 00:56:41,659
- VISITORS?
1267
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:45,576
THEY LUCKY IF THEY GOT
BEDBUGS TO KEEP 'EM COMPANY.
1268
00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:48,448
- DAD.
1269
00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:50,711
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
1270
00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:54,106
LOVELY PLACE.
- MM-HMM, THANK YOU.
1271
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,153
[TV in background]
1272
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,678
- SO HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
1273
00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:03,115
- HAD SCREAMING BRATS
ON THE FIRST LEG.
1274
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:06,161
WHAT'S WITH THE MILLIONAIRE
SENDING ECONOMY TICKETS?
1275
00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:07,902
- [sighs]
1276
00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:10,035
- IS THAT A TV
OR A MOVIE SCREEN?
1277
00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:11,776
- MERV, DAD CAN'T
SEE THE SCREEN.
1278
00:57:11,863 --> 00:57:13,342
- OH. OH, OH.
1279
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,518
- SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BUY
A REAL HOME
1280
00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,128
AND SOME NICE FURNITURE?
1281
00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:18,913
- I DON'T KNOW.
HAPPENED SO FAST, UH...
1282
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,741
NOT MUCH ROOM
ON THE CREDIT CARD
1283
00:57:20,828 --> 00:57:22,351
UNTIL I GET THE CHECK.
1284
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,441
- YOU DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY YET?
1285
00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:28,836
DO YOU--DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT SOON?
1286
00:57:28,923 --> 00:57:31,535
- DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS SO.
1287
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,710
I GUESS I SHOULD CHECK.
1288
00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:34,929
- DUH!
1289
00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:37,062
- MERV, SCREEN!
- OOH.
1290
00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:40,761
- I DIDN'T WANT TO PRESS,
BUT WE'RE KIND OF IN NEED.
1291
00:57:40,848 --> 00:57:42,284
- WHAT KIND OF NEED?
1292
00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:46,114
- 120 DAYS LATE
KIND OF NEED.
1293
00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:48,247
- CLAIRE, YOU--
- DON'T CLAIRE ME.
1294
00:57:48,334 --> 00:57:50,249
IT'S THE DAMN
REAL ESTATE AGENTS.
1295
00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:51,729
- HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?
1296
00:57:51,816 --> 00:57:53,905
- 150,000.
- HOLY SHIT!
1297
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:56,560
- THAT'S POCKET CHANGE
TO YOU.
1298
00:57:56,647 --> 00:58:01,782
- OKAY, I'LL SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.
1299
00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:03,871
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED
ABOUT DAD YET.
1300
00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:06,265
- GUESS I WAS STRESSED
ABOUT THE HOUSE.
1301
00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:08,789
- HE KEEPS FORGETTING THINGS.
I MEAN, EVEN THIS LOTTERY THING.
1302
00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:10,574
I TELL HIM ABOUT IT,
HE GETS ALL EXCITED,
1303
00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:14,099
AND THE NEXT DAY,
HE DOESN'T REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
1304
00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:17,798
GUESS THE UPSIDE IS DAD GETS
TO WIN THE LOTTERY EVERY DAY.
1305
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,803
- [chuckles]
1306
00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:26,894
[clock chiming]
1307
00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:32,813
- DID I GROW A TARGET
ON MY FOREHEAD OVERNIGHT?
1308
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:36,338
FIVE LAWSUITS.
NEVER BEEN SUED IN MY LIFE.
1309
00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:39,385
THIS JANITOR,
HE MOVES TO OHIO,
1310
00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:41,605
AND HE'S SUING ME
FOR KEEPING HIM OUT OF THE POOL.
1311
00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:44,259
- DIDN'T YOU FIRE HIM?
- YEAH, I FIRED EVERYBODY.
1312
00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:46,523
WHAT, ARE THEY ALL
GONNA SUE ME NOW?
1313
00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:48,525
HOW COME NONE OF YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING SUED?
1314
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,265
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE
THE ONE ON TV.
1315
00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:52,006
- WE DIDN'T FIRE ANYBODY.
1316
00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:54,879
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THIS COUNTRY.
1317
00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,315
EVERYBODY JUST WANTS
TO BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE.
1318
00:58:56,402 --> 00:58:57,751
- ISN'T IT GETTING
KIND OF LATE?
1319
00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,448
- ED PROBABLY GOT TIRED
AND PULLED OFF
1320
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,885
TO STAY THE NIGHT SOMEWHERE.
1321
00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:02,408
- WELL,
WOULDN'T HE HAVE CALLED?
1322
00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:03,844
- 30 YEARS,
HE'S ONLY CALLED ME TWICE
1323
00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,324
'CAUSE HE'S BEEN LATE.
1324
00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:07,631
ONCE TO BAIL HIM OUT.
1325
00:59:07,718 --> 00:59:10,764
YOU'RE DONE.
1326
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,853
- WOW.
1327
00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:14,812
THAT KIND OF FELT
LIKE LAST CALL.
1328
00:59:14,899 --> 00:59:18,642
[coyote howling]
1329
00:59:33,091 --> 00:59:35,484
- [sighs]
1330
00:59:40,925 --> 00:59:43,841
ED, I DON'T GET
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU.
1331
00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:46,278
[movement in bushes]
1332
00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,845
[low growling]
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
1333
00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:50,891
- IT'S BEEN CIRCLING OUT THERE
FOR A WHILE NOW.
1334
00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:53,677
- WHAT HAS?
1335
00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:55,113
- I'M NOT SURE.
1336
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,942
[low growling]
1337
00:59:58,029 --> 00:59:59,987
- LOOK...
1338
01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,510
WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HOME BY NOW.
1339
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,252
- YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU
WERE A KID, BERT?
1340
01:00:04,339 --> 01:00:07,255
REMEMBER THE BEGINNING
OF SUMMER?
1341
01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:10,824
THE SEA OF TIME
BEFORE YOU,
1342
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:13,958
FILLED
WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES,
1343
01:00:14,045 --> 01:00:16,525
AND THE SUMMER
CAME TO AN END, AND YOU...
1344
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,790
YOU STARTED FEELING
LET DOWN, LIKE...
1345
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:23,358
LIKE ALL THOSE POSSIBILITIES
WEREN'T QUITE FULFILLED.
1346
01:00:23,445 --> 01:00:29,277
THAT HAPPENED
UNTIL YOU REALIZED ONE DAY...
1347
01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:32,629
THAT WAS YOUR LIFE
SPREAD OUT IN FRONT OF YOU.
1348
01:00:34,979 --> 01:00:38,547
THE DAY
THAT I RETIRED...
1349
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:41,333
WAS FIRED...
1350
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:46,904
IT FELT LIKE LIFE...
1351
01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:50,211
IT FELT LIKE LIFE
WAS RUNNING OUT OF SUMMERS.
1352
01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:53,084
AND...
LOTTERY TICKETS
1353
01:00:53,171 --> 01:00:56,870
ARE A LOT LIKE SUMMERS.
1354
01:00:56,957 --> 01:01:00,265
THOSE BLANK TICKETS
1355
01:01:00,352 --> 01:01:02,615
HOLD ALL THAT POSSIBILITY.
1356
01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:06,445
UNTIL YOU FILL THEM UP
WITH YOUR NUMBERS.
1357
01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:12,320
THEN YOU HAVE
JUST ONE CHANCE.
1358
01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:13,670
AND THEN IT'S GONE.
1359
01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,236
- ED...
1360
01:01:15,323 --> 01:01:17,761
WHAT EXACTLY'S HAPPENED?
1361
01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:19,458
[bushes rustling]
1362
01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:22,679
[low growling]
1363
01:01:24,376 --> 01:01:25,986
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
1364
01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:28,685
- WHAT?
- RUN.
1365
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,079
- WHAT IF HE'S DEAD?
1366
01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:34,473
OH, DON'T TELL ME
IT HASN'T CROSSED YOUR MIND.
1367
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,214
- HE'S NOT DEAD.
1368
01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:38,564
- HE HASN'T BEEN SEEN
OR HEARD FROM IN DAYS.
1369
01:01:38,651 --> 01:01:40,784
MAYBE BERT MURDERED HIM,
OR...
1370
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,350
HE FLED TO CANADA
WITH THE TICKET,
1371
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:43,743
OR HE LOST IT.
1372
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,527
- RORY,
YOU'RE GETTING PARANOID.
1373
01:01:45,614 --> 01:01:47,181
- YEAH, WELL, A FELLA IN COLLINS
STOLE A MILLION BUCKS
1374
01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:49,662
FROM SOME GUYS IN A POOL
IN '93.
1375
01:01:49,749 --> 01:01:51,533
- AND HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT
ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE?
1376
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,492
- GOBBERS TOLD ME.
1377
01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:56,582
- ALL RIGHT.
WANNA KNOW MY THEORY?
1378
01:01:56,669 --> 01:01:58,410
ED'S GOT A SECOND WIFE.
1379
01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:00,717
AND SHE FOUND OUT, AND SHE
KILLED HIM FOR OUR TICKET.
1380
01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:03,023
- OH, GREAT.
- PLANS TO RUN OFF TO ARGENTINA.
1381
01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,982
- I KNOW
WHAT Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT
1382
01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,723
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT HIM TOO.
1383
01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:08,333
HIS HEALTH
HASN'T BEEN THAT GREAT.
1384
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:11,728
BUT HE'S FINE, OKAY?
SO STOP YOUR WORRYING.
1385
01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:13,904
- MAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO
STAY HERE AND KEEP YOU COMPANY?
1386
01:02:13,991 --> 01:02:15,427
- NO, I'LL BE FINE.
1387
01:02:15,514 --> 01:02:17,516
I'LL CALL YOU ALL
AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK.
1388
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,997
TOMORROW IS GONNA BE
A BIG DAY.
1389
01:02:20,084 --> 01:02:21,520
GO HOME
AND GET SOME REST.
1390
01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:23,348
- OKAY.
- OKAY?
1391
01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:25,219
- THANK YOU, MAY.
- PARANOIA ASIDE,
1392
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:27,874
IF HE'S NOT HERE BY NOON,
I'M UP THERE TO FIND HIM.
1393
01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:31,704
- BETTER BELIEVE IT.
1394
01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:48,852
- ED?
1395
01:02:48,939 --> 01:02:52,420
[laughing]
OHH! BABY, THANK GOD.
1396
01:02:52,507 --> 01:02:54,074
OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
1397
01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,859
WE WERE SO WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
1398
01:02:55,946 --> 01:02:58,122
- I'M--I'M FINE.
I JU--I JUST,
1399
01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:00,124
UH, TOOK SOME TIME TO DO
A LITTLE SOUL SEARCHING.
1400
01:03:00,211 --> 01:03:02,691
- SO YOU KNOW!
[laughs]
1401
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:06,565
- HEY, MAY, MAY, MAY...
- WHAT?
1402
01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:08,872
- UM, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
OVER 36 YEARS.
1403
01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:10,047
- UH-HUH.
- AND IN THAT TIME,
1404
01:03:10,134 --> 01:03:11,875
I'VE DONE SOME STUPID THINGS.
1405
01:03:11,962 --> 01:03:13,050
- THEY'RE ALL FORGIVEN, BABY.
1406
01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:14,442
NONE OF THAT
MATTERS ANYMORE.
1407
01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:15,835
- MAY, I-I NEED...
1408
01:03:15,922 --> 01:03:18,055
I NEED FOR YOU TO LISTEN
BECAUSE I--
1409
01:03:18,142 --> 01:03:21,754
I PRACTICED WHAT I HAD TO SAY
100 TIMES IN MY HEAD,
1410
01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,321
AND I DON'T WANT
TO MESS IT UP.
1411
01:03:23,408 --> 01:03:25,149
- OKAY.
- YOU MIGHT MURDER ME.
1412
01:03:25,236 --> 01:03:26,541
- OH!
OKAY, I'M ALL EARS.
1413
01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:29,544
- YOU KNOW
I'M JUST LIKE ANYONE.
1414
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,720
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE GONNA SEE SIGNS
1415
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,115
AND FIND MEANING
IN LITTLE THINGS,
1416
01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:36,813
LIKE, UH, MY LUCKY NUMBER
1417
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:38,727
IN A LICENSE PLATE...
- MM-HMM.
1418
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,164
- YOU KNOW,
AND SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1419
01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:42,122
- SEE,
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, BABY,
1420
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:43,907
NOBODY THINKS
YOU'RE CRAZY ANYMORE.
1421
01:03:43,994 --> 01:03:45,473
COME ON, TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR VISION!
1422
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,214
- TH-THE--IT JUST...
1423
01:03:47,301 --> 01:03:49,042
IT ENDED UP JUST BEING
FOOD POISONING.
1424
01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:51,915
- THAT'S NONSENSE, ED.
WE WON!
1425
01:03:52,002 --> 01:03:54,308
[laughing]
WE WON, BABY!
1426
01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:56,571
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT IS...
1427
01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,617
WHERE WE GONNA SPEND
OUR RETIREMENT,
1428
01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,445
AND WHAT HOTEL
WE GONNA STAY IN...
1429
01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:03,448
IN PARIS!
[laughing]
1430
01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:07,147
- THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
A HOTEL, MAY.
1431
01:04:07,234 --> 01:04:10,368
NO RETIREMENT.
NO PARIS.
1432
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,152
- OF COURSE THERE IS, BABY.
OF COURSE.
1433
01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:14,763
- NO, NO, I DIDN'T BUY
THE TICKETS, MAY.
1434
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,157
I BOUGHT
SOME OTHER SILLY TICKET
1435
01:04:17,244 --> 01:04:21,553
WITH THE NUMBERS
FROM THIS DAMN FORTUNE COOKIE.
1436
01:04:33,782 --> 01:04:37,134
UH...MAY...
1437
01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,837
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1438
01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,405
PEOPLE JUST WANT TO BELIEVE
THERE'S GOTTA BE
1439
01:04:47,492 --> 01:04:49,189
SOMETHING MORE.
1440
01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:51,800
IF NOT,
THEN WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
1441
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:54,673
ALL THOSE VISIONS, ASTROLOGERS,
SUPERSTITIONS--NO.
1442
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,197
"WHAT IF THAT BEGGAR WAS GOD"
KIND OF STUFF.
1443
01:04:57,284 --> 01:05:00,157
[scoffs]
AH, MAKES YOU CRAZY SOMETIMES.
1444
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:03,160
- ED, I KNOW
YOU'RE TRYING TO...
1445
01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:04,988
PUT SOME STRUCTURE
ON THIS, BUT...
1446
01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:08,295
THAT BEGGAR, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES IS JUST A BEGGAR.
1447
01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:14,171
A CIGAR SOMETIMES
JUST A CIGAR, ED.
1448
01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:15,259
[sighs]
1449
01:05:15,346 --> 01:05:17,652
WHAT WE GONNA DO?
1450
01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:19,567
THIS IS ALL ON US.
1451
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,787
- WE'RE NO WORSE OFF
THAN BEFORE.
1452
01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:24,050
I MEAN, THINGS WEREN'T
THAT BAD, WERE THEY?
1453
01:05:24,137 --> 01:05:25,791
NOW, DISAPPOINTING, YEAH.
1454
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:28,576
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
WE TOLD 'EM WE'RE DYING.
1455
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:31,275
YOU KNOW, ALL WE DO IS
TELL THEM THAT...
1456
01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:36,019
THEY ARE WHO THEY WERE...
BEFORE THEY WON.
1457
01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:37,585
- WELL, IT SOUNDS
A LITTLE BETTER
1458
01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:40,675
WHEN YOU SAY IT
LIKE THAT, BUT...
1459
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:42,982
IT'S NOT TRUE, ED.
THIS IS BIG, MAN.
1460
01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:45,202
THIS IS--YOU HAVE...
1461
01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:47,421
NO IDEA HOW BIG THIS IS.
1462
01:05:47,508 --> 01:05:51,034
IT'S INSPIRED PEOPLE.
1463
01:05:51,121 --> 01:05:53,514
REVOLTED OTHERS.
1464
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:55,690
YEAH, LOOK.
1465
01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:16,320
WELL, SAY SOMETHING, ED.
1466
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:18,583
COME ON, NOW,
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID
1467
01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:23,240
THAT WE STILL HAVE
OUR HEALTH.
1468
01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:27,896
COME ON, SAY SOMETHING.
1469
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,247
- FUCK.
1470
01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:34,773
- HEY!
[all cheering]
1471
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,296
- ED, ED, ED, ED.
1472
01:06:36,383 --> 01:06:39,038
- WHAT'S GOING ON, OLD MAN?
HUH?
1473
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,431
- [slaps counter]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
1474
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,607
- 40-YEAR-OLD WHISKEY.
1475
01:06:42,694 --> 01:06:45,610
I BEEN SAVING IT
SINCE...FOREVER.
1476
01:06:45,697 --> 01:06:46,828
- AH.
- [laughs]
1477
01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,091
- WE GONNA--WHAT?
1478
01:06:48,178 --> 01:06:53,879
- YOU OWE ME $4,740.
1479
01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:55,924
- JEEZ, JUST FOR THIS
ONE BOTTLE?
1480
01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:58,927
- FOR THE TAB.
1481
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,973
SINCE YOU GUYS GOT LUCKY.
1482
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:03,845
- WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
1483
01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,499
[laughter]
- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
1484
01:07:05,586 --> 01:07:07,110
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH JESSIE?
1485
01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:10,156
- LET'S EACH, UH,
HAVE A GLASS OF WHISKEY.
1486
01:07:10,243 --> 01:07:11,810
- WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1487
01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,681
- I'D DRINK THE WHISKEY FIRST,
IF I WERE YOU.
1488
01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,161
- HE DIDN'T BUY
THE TICKET.
1489
01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,858
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
SAY WHAT?
1490
01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:18,512
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HE DIDN'T BUY THE TICKET?
1491
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:20,775
- THE MOTHERFUCKER
BOUGHT A DIFFERENT TICKET!
1492
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:23,822
- ED, IS THAT TRUE?
1493
01:07:23,909 --> 01:07:25,302
- YEAH.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1494
01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:27,956
I-I-I--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1495
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:32,352
- I GOT $37,000 HERE
IN CASH.
1496
01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:33,832
I--I CLOSED MY SAVINGS.
1497
01:07:33,919 --> 01:07:36,400
I'D SELL MY HOUSE, IF I CAN,
MY CAR.
1498
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:37,792
I--YOU CAN DIVIDE IT UP
AMONGST YOURS--
1499
01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:39,446
- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, MAN.
1500
01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,666
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS,
YOU BLUE-BALLED,
1501
01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:44,277
PIG-BRAINED,
MOTHERFUCKIN' COCKSUCKER!
1502
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:47,846
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!
1503
01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:51,023
- YOU OWE ME $10 MILLION.
I AM GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!
1504
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:52,503
- JESSIE, COME ON.
1505
01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:53,852
TAKE IT EASY.
WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO?
1506
01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:55,462
- WELL,
IT'S GONNA MAKE HIM DEAD.
1507
01:07:55,549 --> 01:07:57,160
- WHAT CAN I DO, HUH?
1508
01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:59,292
- I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME
THE MONEY.
1509
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:00,685
- JESS, WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT, MAN?
1510
01:08:00,772 --> 01:08:02,295
- GLUE GUN.
1511
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:04,167
- A PINK ONE?
- YEAH, IT WAS ON CLEARANCE.
1512
01:08:04,254 --> 01:08:06,212
- HE GOT IT TO REPLACE
THE ONE HE PAWNED.
1513
01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:08,823
- YEAH, AND NOW,
I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH IT.
1514
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:10,912
- YOU GONNA GLUE HIM
TO DEATH?
1515
01:08:10,999 --> 01:08:12,479
COME ON,
WE CAN'T TAKE HIS MONEY.
1516
01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,177
- BULLSHIT!
- YOU WANNA TAKE HIS MONEY,
1517
01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,439
JESSIE, GO AHEAD,
TAKE HIS MONEY.
1518
01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:17,136
- SEE?
- GUYS, IT'S HIS MONEY.
1519
01:08:17,223 --> 01:08:19,269
IT'S NOT LIKE HE STOLE IT.
- HERE. HERE, TAKE IT.
1520
01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:21,880
I'LL GET MORE
AND GIVE IT TO YOU.
1521
01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:27,190
- FUCK!
1522
01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:29,366
[doors slam]
1523
01:08:29,453 --> 01:08:33,021
- YEAH, I, UH...
1524
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:36,895
REALLY NEEDED
THAT MONEY, ED.
1525
01:08:36,982 --> 01:08:39,985
I DESERVED IT.
1526
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,904
- UM...
1527
01:08:45,991 --> 01:08:47,427
ED...
1528
01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:49,951
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
1529
01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:53,346
UM...
Y--
1530
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:56,175
WE'VE BEEN BUYING
THE SAME TICKETS FOR--
1531
01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:57,785
FOR TEN YEARS.
1532
01:08:57,872 --> 01:09:03,008
AND YOU JUST DECIDED
ON YOUR OWN
1533
01:09:03,095 --> 01:09:06,403
TO BUY A DIFFERENT ONE?
1534
01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:10,189
- I'M SORRY.
1535
01:09:10,276 --> 01:09:13,192
[Andrew Belle's Reach]
1536
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:21,244
♪ ♪
1537
01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:39,000
- ♪ TELL ME
WHY YOU REACH ♪
1538
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:41,438
♪ GRASPING
FOR MY KNEE ♪
1539
01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:44,441
♪ MY WRIST ♪
1540
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:49,620
♪ ♪
1541
01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:53,450
♪ THE LADDER
ON THIS BEACH ♪
1542
01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:56,801
♪ CONNECTING YOU
TO ME ♪
1543
01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:59,456
♪ LIKE THIS ♪
1544
01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:04,809
♪ ♪
1545
01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:09,074
♪ AH AH ♪
1546
01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:12,469
♪ AH AH ♪
1547
01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:14,210
♪ OH ♪
1548
01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:20,259
♪ ♪
1549
01:10:27,092 --> 01:10:29,486
- RIGHT NOW, I THINK
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
1550
01:10:29,573 --> 01:10:33,272
FOR US TO REMEMBER
IS THAT...
1551
01:10:33,359 --> 01:10:35,492
WE'RE NOT THAT MUCH
WORSE OFF
1552
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,625
THAN WE WERE
A WEEK AGO.
1553
01:10:42,107 --> 01:10:43,848
- WELL,
EXCEPT FOR THE CREDIT CARDS
1554
01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:47,547
AND THE CARS AND...
[sniffles]
1555
01:10:47,634 --> 01:10:51,682
AND THE HUMILIATION.
1556
01:10:51,769 --> 01:10:53,336
- YEAH,
EXCEPT FOR THAT STUFF.
1557
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:55,381
- YEAH, THAT STUFF.
[sobs]
1558
01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:56,948
- AND MY JOB.
1559
01:10:57,035 --> 01:11:00,517
- THEY'RE GONNA FIRE YOU?
1560
01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:02,823
- WELL,
THAT DEPENDS ON...
1561
01:11:02,910 --> 01:11:06,479
HOW WELL SOME PEOPLE
HANDLE SURPRISES.
1562
01:11:06,566 --> 01:11:08,351
- THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE
A FUCKIN' TRICK
1563
01:11:08,438 --> 01:11:10,788
TO GET OUT OF YOUR MORONIC GIFT
OR AROUND ME IN SOME WAY.
1564
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,180
YOU'RE FIRED!
- I FIGURED THAT.
1565
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,052
- AND--
- AND WHAT? CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE.
1566
01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:16,184
- THE HELL I CAN'T.
TRY FRAUD.
1567
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,882
CONSPIRACY, EXTORTION.
1568
01:11:17,969 --> 01:11:19,187
- YOU KNOW THAT THERE
WAS NOTHING MALICIOUS
1569
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,537
ABOUT ANY OF THIS.
1570
01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:22,539
- I KNEW SOMEHOW,
YOU'D FUCK ME.
1571
01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:24,584
- I DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT YOU
TO WANT TO FUCK YOU.
1572
01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:26,586
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LEAKED IT.
- YEAH, IN A PRESS CONFERENCE
1573
01:11:26,673 --> 01:11:28,501
AT 5:00 FOR YOUR GIVE-BACK,
WHATEVER THE FUCK--
1574
01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:31,374
DAMN IT, I AM NOT GONNA TAKE
THE FALL FOR THIS!
1575
01:11:31,461 --> 01:11:32,940
- I FIGURED THAT TOO.
1576
01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:34,768
- WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE
ON THE SKY
1577
01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:35,987
FALLING DOWN ON YOU.
1578
01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:37,728
I'M GONNA CHECK YOUR TAXES.
1579
01:11:37,815 --> 01:11:39,251
I'M GOING TO SEE IF YOU
EVER MISSED DOTTING AN "I"
1580
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,426
OR CROSSING A "T."
1581
01:11:40,513 --> 01:11:42,254
EILEEN, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
1582
01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:43,777
- DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO MAKE THIS ANY WORSE
1583
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:45,344
THAN IT ALREADY IS?
1584
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:48,216
- YOU JUST GO BURY YOURSELF
AND SAY NOTHING.
1585
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,916
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH DEATH
WOULD SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS.
1586
01:11:57,138 --> 01:11:59,750
SCORCHED EARTH.
1587
01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:03,275
MAKE THE CALLS.
1588
01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:05,669
[overlapping shouts]
1589
01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,933
I HAVE VERY DIFFERENT PLANS
FOR TODAY.
1590
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:11,718
I HAVE VERY DIFFERENT PLANS
FOR TODAY.
1591
01:12:11,805 --> 01:12:13,372
I'D PLANNED
TO TALK ABOUT MY--
1592
01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:15,722
MY CITYWIDE
VOLUNTEER INITIATIVE.
1593
01:12:15,809 --> 01:12:19,813
INSTEAD, I GOTTA TALK
ABOUT MORE DRAMATIC CUTS.
1594
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,120
BUT FIRST,
LLOYD HOWARD,
1595
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,123
WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE WON
LAST WEEK'S LOTTERY,
1596
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:27,430
IN FACT
DID NO SUCH THING.
1597
01:12:27,517 --> 01:12:31,651
PERHAPS, LIKE A FIREFIGHTER
WHO SETS FIRE TO A HOUSE
1598
01:12:31,738 --> 01:12:34,045
IN ORDER TO RUSH IN
AND RESCUE THE FAMILY,
1599
01:12:34,132 --> 01:12:36,003
HE WANTED TO BE A HERO.
1600
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:39,267
BUT HE'S NO HERO.
1601
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:43,315
THIS MAN ATTEMPTED TO EXTORT
MILLIONS FROM PUBLIC COFFERS
1602
01:12:43,402 --> 01:12:45,883
TO FEND OFF GROWING
FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES.
1603
01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,276
I PROMISE
A FULL INVESTIGATION
1604
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:51,149
AND EXPECT CHARGES
TO BE FILED SHORTLY.
1605
01:12:51,236 --> 01:12:54,370
[beeping]
1606
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:56,850
[indistinct chatter]
1607
01:13:06,338 --> 01:13:08,688
- IT LOOKS PRETTY UGLY
OUT THERE.
1608
01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:10,255
DOES MAY KNOW
WHERE HE WENT?
1609
01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:13,040
- NO, SHE JUST SAID
HE WAS BABBLING ON
1610
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:15,260
ABOUT THE LIBRARY
AND WALKED OUT THE DOOR
1611
01:13:15,347 --> 01:13:16,653
CARRYING A BUNCH OF TOOLS.
1612
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:19,307
- OH, THAT MAN
DOES NOT GIVE UP.
1613
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:22,702
- [sighs]
- EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
1614
01:13:22,789 --> 01:13:25,401
- YEAH.
WISH ME LUCK.
1615
01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:32,712
- REMEMBER, "NO COMMENT."
1616
01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,061
- THERE HE IS.
- THERE HE IS!
1617
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:36,324
[overlapping shouts]
1618
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,326
- NO COMMENT.
- DID YOU DEFRAUD, SIR?
1619
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,719
- YOU GAVE US HOPE,
AND WE TRUSTED YOU!
1620
01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:41,939
HOW COULD YOU BETRAY
YOUR COMMUNITY?
1621
01:13:42,026 --> 01:13:43,680
- I'VE NOT BETRAYED
THIS PLACE.
1622
01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:45,421
I SUPPOSE,
IF I WAS A REAL CROOK,
1623
01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:47,684
I'D BE ASKING FOR A BAILOUT,
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
1624
01:13:47,771 --> 01:13:50,164
WHY AREN'T YOU--WHY AREN'T YOU
CAMPED OUT ON THE MAYOR'S LAWN?
1625
01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:51,514
OR THE DIRECTOR OF FANNIE MAE
OR FREDDIE MAC,
1626
01:13:51,601 --> 01:13:53,472
OR ANY OF THOSE OTHER IDIOTS
1627
01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:55,082
WHO WENT OUT AND SPENT A BUNCH
OF MONEY THEY DIDN'T HAVE?
1628
01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:58,216
HUH? SPENT OUR MONEY.
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.
1629
01:13:58,303 --> 01:13:59,739
HAS ANYBODY ACTUALLY
LOOKED AROUND THIS PLACE?
1630
01:13:59,826 --> 01:14:01,437
- SO MUCH
FOR "NO COMMENT."
1631
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:03,003
- AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST
STANDING AROUND WATCHING,
1632
01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:04,614
LIKE IT WASN'T HAPPENING TO YOU,
BUT IT IS.
1633
01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:07,965
IT'S HAPPENING TO EVERYBODY,
ALL OF US.
1634
01:14:08,052 --> 01:14:10,315
ALL I WAS TRYING
TO DO IS...
1635
01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:13,231
GET PEOPLE TO GET UP OFF
THEIR ASSES AND DO SOMETHING,
1636
01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:14,667
TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY.
1637
01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:17,670
YOU KNOW?
1638
01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:19,150
BREAK THE CYCLE,
BEFORE IT BREAKS YOU.
1639
01:14:19,237 --> 01:14:21,108
- LOSER'S ON A ROLL.
1640
01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:24,895
- EVERYBODY, IT'S HAPPENING
TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
1641
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,505
- HE'S RIGHT,
YOU KNOW.
1642
01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:28,202
- OH, YEAH?
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?
1643
01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:31,336
- YOU TOLD ME ONCE TO ACT
AS IF I GAVE A SHIT.
1644
01:14:31,423 --> 01:14:34,774
FOR YOUR INFO, I DO.
1645
01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:37,124
- IS ANYBODY
PAYING ATTENTION?
1646
01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:39,300
I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH.
1647
01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:42,260
EXCUSE ME.
[reporters shouting]
1648
01:14:42,347 --> 01:14:44,784
[engine starts]
1649
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:30,700
[indistinct shouting]
1650
01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,140
- WHERE'S THE OWNER
OF THAT TRUCK?
1651
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:39,491
GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
1652
01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:46,846
- [grunts]
1653
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:50,067
- JESS.
- OH, GREAT.
1654
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,811
HEY.
- YOU ON A BENDER?
1655
01:15:54,898 --> 01:15:56,769
- NO. NO.
NO, NO, NO.
1656
01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:59,206
I, UH...
STAYED UP ALL NIGHT.
1657
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,427
LOST 5 GRAND
PLAYING KENO.
1658
01:16:02,514 --> 01:16:05,082
THOUGHT I COULD WIN
OUR MONEY BACK.
1659
01:16:05,169 --> 01:16:08,651
LOOK, I STOPPED.
I, YOU KNOW,
1660
01:16:08,738 --> 01:16:11,262
TOOK THE REST OF ED'S MONEY,
AND BRINGING IT BACK HERE.
1661
01:16:11,349 --> 01:16:13,351
YOU KNOW,
WHERE I LOST IT ALL.
1662
01:16:13,438 --> 01:16:14,831
[machinery buzzing,
man shouting]
1663
01:16:14,918 --> 01:16:16,223
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?
1664
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:18,878
- YOU KNOW WHERE ED'S AT?
- NO.
1665
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:22,273
INSIDE, I GUESS.
1666
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,449
- ALL RIGHT, GET UP.
1667
01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:29,323
- YEAH.
I'LL, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT IN.
1668
01:16:41,553 --> 01:16:46,384
[door banging]
1669
01:16:48,212 --> 01:16:51,128
[dramatic music]
1670
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:59,223
♪ ♪
1671
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:09,581
- [sighs]
1672
01:17:11,888 --> 01:17:14,325
[sighs]
1673
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,155
- WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
1674
01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:21,680
- THINK HIS OLD BUTT
FINALLY BLEW A GASKET.
1675
01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:24,552
- HEY, ED.
WHAT'S UP?
1676
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:28,208
- [muttering]
SOMETHING ELSE I CAN DO.
1677
01:17:28,295 --> 01:17:30,428
- AND HE THINKS
THAT WE WANT TO MURDER HIM.
1678
01:17:30,515 --> 01:17:31,951
NOW, I CAN'T SAY THAT
THAT THOUGHT
1679
01:17:32,038 --> 01:17:35,520
HASN'T CROSSED MY MIND,
BUT, YOU KNOW--
1680
01:17:35,607 --> 01:17:37,261
MAY CALLED ME,
SAID SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM,
1681
01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:39,698
SO I CAME DOWN HERE AND--
HEY.
1682
01:17:39,785 --> 01:17:42,745
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
- RESTORING THIS PLACE.
1683
01:17:42,832 --> 01:17:45,486
- [sighs]
1684
01:17:45,573 --> 01:17:48,402
- SO WHAT IS THIS,
YOUR PENANCE FOR SCREWING UP?
1685
01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:53,190
COME ON, ED, THIS WAS ALL
JUST A HALF-ASSED IDEA ANYWAY.
1686
01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:55,105
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I JUST SAY
WE LEAVE HIM UP THERE.
1687
01:17:55,192 --> 01:17:57,760
LET HIM--LET HIM FINISH IT,
YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING.
1688
01:17:57,847 --> 01:17:59,762
THEN HE CAN COME TO MY HOUSE,
WORK ON MY HOUSE,
1689
01:17:59,849 --> 01:18:01,415
AND THEN WORK HIS WAY
DOWN THE BLOCK
1690
01:18:01,502 --> 01:18:02,808
AND FINISH
EVERYBODY ELSE'S HOUSE TOO.
1691
01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,723
- WHAT WOULD YOU
HAVE ME DO?
1692
01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:09,815
- WELL, TRY FORGIVING YOURSELF
FOR A START.
1693
01:18:09,902 --> 01:18:11,382
- YOU GUYS HAVEN'T.
1694
01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:14,428
- YEAH, IT'S GOING TO TAKE
A LITTLE TIME.
1695
01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:17,605
- WHAT IF YOU'RE IN JAIL?
- A BIT MORE.
1696
01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:19,782
LOOK,
WE GAVE IT OUR BEST.
1697
01:18:19,869 --> 01:18:22,567
- NO, YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR BEST,
YOU GIVE WHAT'S NECESSARY.
1698
01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:25,309
AND YOU DON'T START SOMETHING
AND THEN WALK AWAY FROM IT
1699
01:18:25,396 --> 01:18:26,832
WHEN IT GETS TOUGH.
1700
01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:30,880
THAT'S WHY THIS PLACE LOOKS
THE WAY IT DOES.
1701
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:32,838
- YOU'RE HOPELESS,
1702
01:18:32,925 --> 01:18:36,712
AND I'M GOING TO LET YOU
HANDLE IT 'CAUSE I--NO, I JUST--
1703
01:18:36,799 --> 01:18:40,628
I'M NOT DOING IT.
1704
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,631
[dramatic music]
1705
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:51,727
♪ ♪
1706
01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:02,563
[sighs]
1707
01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:22,845
MOTHERFUCKERS.
1708
01:19:40,645 --> 01:19:43,387
[crash]
1709
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:48,566
- [groans]
DAMN IT.
1710
01:19:48,653 --> 01:19:50,568
CAREFUL
WITH THAT STAINED GLASS.
1711
01:19:50,655 --> 01:19:52,483
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO
IN MY LIVING ROOM.
1712
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:54,615
[engine revvs]
1713
01:19:54,702 --> 01:19:58,054
SERIOUSLY,
YOU GUYS MORONS?
1714
01:19:58,141 --> 01:19:59,969
- SHIRLEY.
1715
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,884
SHIRLEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1716
01:20:01,971 --> 01:20:03,494
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
- IT'S NOT AS IF ALL WE NEEDED
1717
01:20:03,581 --> 01:20:05,583
WAS A NEW COAT OF PAINT
AND THE WEEDS WHACKED.
1718
01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:06,932
YOU FLUSHED
OUR ONLY CHANCE
1719
01:20:07,019 --> 01:20:08,412
OF SOME REAL MONEY
DOWN THE TOILET.
1720
01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:10,066
NOW I'M STUCK DOING
DAMAGE CONTROL.
1721
01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:11,850
- WELL,
YOU COULD'VE HELPED.
1722
01:20:11,937 --> 01:20:12,851
YOU KNOW, WE COULD'VE TURNED
THIS PLACE AROUND.
1723
01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:14,461
- WE HAVE NO JOBS,
1724
01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:17,160
AND I'VE GOT
AN 80-YEAR-OLD INFRASTRUCTURE
1725
01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:18,901
THAT NEEDS
TO BE REPLACED
1726
01:20:18,988 --> 01:20:22,339
BEFORE SEWAGE
STARTS SPEWING DOWN THE STREETS.
1727
01:20:22,426 --> 01:20:24,210
PEOPLE SEE WRECKING BALLS,
THEY SEE PROGRESS.
1728
01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:27,170
OKAY, GET TO IT.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ED--
1729
01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:29,433
ED AND JESSIE
ARE STILL INSIDE.
1730
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,739
- DAMN IT,
GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
1731
01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:33,524
- WHAT IF THEY DON'T MOVE?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
1732
01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:34,786
- ARREST THEM.
1733
01:20:34,873 --> 01:20:37,223
- WELL, THEN,
I'LL JOIN THEM.
1734
01:20:37,310 --> 01:20:39,051
- THEN I'LL ARREST YOU TOO.
- AND ME?
1735
01:20:39,138 --> 01:20:42,228
- AND ME?
1736
01:20:42,315 --> 01:20:44,317
- I'M ALREADY GOING
TO ARREST YOU.
1737
01:20:44,404 --> 01:20:45,841
- YOU CAN'T ARREST
EVERYBODY.
1738
01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:48,756
- YOU HONESTLY THINK
I'M AFRAID OF YOU.
1739
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:50,062
YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PEOPLE
TO MOW THEIR LAWNS.
1740
01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,585
NO ONE CARES.
1741
01:20:51,672 --> 01:20:53,587
THEY'VE GIVEN UP.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
1742
01:20:53,674 --> 01:20:56,416
- 'CAUSE I BELIEVE
THEY STILL DO CARE.
1743
01:20:56,503 --> 01:20:59,245
- UGH.
1744
01:20:59,332 --> 01:21:01,247
OH, JUST DROP IT.
- YOU SURE, BOSS?
1745
01:21:01,334 --> 01:21:03,989
- DROP IT.
1746
01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:05,599
- MM-HMM.
1747
01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,950
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1748
01:21:08,037 --> 01:21:11,823
[car alarm wailing]
1749
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:13,738
- ♪ KISS THE BABIES ♪
1750
01:21:13,825 --> 01:21:17,960
♪ AND FORGET
THEIR NAME ♪
1751
01:21:18,047 --> 01:21:20,005
♪ I WAS SOMEBODY ♪
1752
01:21:20,092 --> 01:21:23,966
♪ WITH A BALL
AND CHAIN ♪
1753
01:21:24,053 --> 01:21:26,969
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE CRUSHED YOUR CAR.
1754
01:21:27,056 --> 01:21:30,755
- YEAH, I'M KIND OF BUMMED
ABOUT THAT.
1755
01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:36,282
- SO WE'RE JUST GOING
TO GIVE UP HERE?
1756
01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:37,675
HOW FAR DO YOU THINK
MARTIN LUTHER KING
1757
01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:39,503
WOULD'VE GOTTEN
IF HE HAD ANNOUNCED
1758
01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:43,681
TO THE WORLD,
"I HAVE A NIGHTMARE"?
1759
01:21:43,768 --> 01:21:45,161
- ED?
- HMM?
1760
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:46,902
- WHAT IN THE HELL DOES
MARTIN LUTHER KING
1761
01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:48,294
HAVE TO DO
WITH ANY OF THIS?
1762
01:21:48,381 --> 01:21:50,775
- BECAUSE HE SHOWS YOU
HOW TO WIN
1763
01:21:50,862 --> 01:21:52,820
WITH THE HAND
YOU'RE DEALT.
1764
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:56,476
- ♪ WITH A BALL
AND CHAIN ♪
1765
01:21:56,563 --> 01:21:58,174
- [chuckles]
1766
01:21:58,261 --> 01:22:00,437
WELL, I GOTTA GO FIND A WAY
TO MAKE A LIVING.
1767
01:22:00,524 --> 01:22:04,789
WISH ME LUCK.
1768
01:22:04,876 --> 01:22:06,834
- NOTHING PERSONAL,
BUT FROM NOW ON,
1769
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:10,534
BEERS ARE C.O.D.
1770
01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:12,840
- AH, I GOT THIS ONE.
SERIOUSLY.
1771
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,974
- THANKS, ED.
- THANKS, ED.
1772
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:21,153
- SO WE GOING TO PICK
SOME NEW NUMBERS?
1773
01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:29,118
AH.
YOU GUYS CAN SLEEP ON THAT.
1774
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:32,860
- FIGURED I'D FIND
YOU ALL HERE.
1775
01:22:35,559 --> 01:22:38,736
HI.
SO I WAS PICKING UP MY STUFF,
1776
01:22:38,823 --> 01:22:40,781
AND SOMEHOW,
THE MAYOR'S COMPUTER
1777
01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:45,047
GOT IN MY BAG.
1778
01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:48,833
ANYONE KNOW
HOW TO BREAK HER PASSWORD?
1779
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:51,836
[upbeat music]
1780
01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:55,492
♪ ♪
1781
01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:58,060
- LISTEN, YOU STILL COMFORTABLE
BREAKING SOME FEDERAL LAWS,
1782
01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:00,714
MAYBE CRACKING
A PASSWORD OR TWO?
1783
01:23:00,801 --> 01:23:08,809
♪ ♪
1784
01:23:30,831 --> 01:23:34,922
- YEAH!
[cheers and applause]
1785
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:41,016
[TV in background]
1786
01:24:09,261 --> 01:24:10,567
- I HEARD
ABOUT THIS ROOM.
1787
01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,351
I CAN SEE
HOW YOU'D FORGET
1788
01:24:12,438 --> 01:24:16,051
THAT PEOPLE
ARE LOSING THEIR HOMES.
1789
01:24:17,574 --> 01:24:20,403
HEY,
CAN I GET A WHISKEY SOUR?
1790
01:24:20,490 --> 01:24:22,622
NO?
1791
01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,276
WHAT'S IT TAKE TO GET
A DRINK AROUND HERE?
1792
01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:26,191
- YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER.
- OH.
1793
01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,193
SO WHAT DO I GOTTA DO?
1794
01:24:28,280 --> 01:24:30,456
RUIN A BANK AND GET BILLIONS
IN BAILOUTS?
1795
01:24:30,543 --> 01:24:33,198
- WE DIDN'T GET BILLIONS,
LLOYD.
1796
01:24:33,285 --> 01:24:37,507
- I KNOW, I'M EXAGGERATING.
BILLION.
1797
01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:40,075
[sighs]
WHAT IS THE PRICE OF ADMISSION?
1798
01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:44,166
IS IT $128,000
1799
01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:48,170
TO BUILD A CELL TOWER
NEAR YOUR HOME?
1800
01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:49,867
OR IS IT
ONLY 25 GRAND
1801
01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:55,090
IN TRAVEL EXPENSES
FOR A TRADE MISSION TO FIJI?
1802
01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:58,136
DO WE TRADE
WITH FIJI?
1803
01:24:58,223 --> 01:25:01,705
[sighs]
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
1804
01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,054
HMM.
1805
01:25:03,141 --> 01:25:06,710
THIS IS HIGHLAND PARK'S
LUCKY DAY,
1806
01:25:06,797 --> 01:25:09,104
ESPECIALLY
FOR MY BUDDY ALI HERE.
1807
01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:14,979
SEE, HE'S ENGINEERED WHAT I LIKE
TO CALL A REVERSE BAILOUT.
1808
01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:17,416
HE'S GOING TO BRING THE MOST
INNOVATIVE PRIVATE INVESTMENT
1809
01:25:17,503 --> 01:25:18,809
TO HIGHLAND PARK
SINCE FORD.
1810
01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:21,899
YOU GUYS GET TO STAY
OUT OF JAIL.
1811
01:25:21,986 --> 01:25:25,207
- ARE YOU SOME SORT
OF MASOCHIST?
1812
01:25:25,294 --> 01:25:27,513
- REMEMBER THOSE HUD GRANTS
THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
1813
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:32,953
TO PUBLIC HOUSING
THAT NEVER GOT BUILT?
1814
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,999
- SO YOU'VE DONE
A LITTLE RESEARCH.
1815
01:25:35,086 --> 01:25:37,349
- YOU'D BE AMAZED
AT WHAT CAN BE FOUND
1816
01:25:37,436 --> 01:25:39,046
BY ONE MAN
SITTING ALONE AT NIGHT
1817
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:43,225
WITH NOTHING BUT THE INTERNET
TO DISTRACT HIM.
1818
01:25:43,312 --> 01:25:45,618
I ALSO FIND IT REALLY SWEET
THAT YOU THOUGHT
1819
01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:47,272
YOU COULD ERASE EMAILS
JUST BY DELETING THEM.
1820
01:25:47,359 --> 01:25:49,056
- YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD UPDATE
YOUR SYSTEMS.
1821
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:50,406
THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH
AN OPEN BOOK.
1822
01:25:50,493 --> 01:25:52,408
- SO YOU'RE JUST
A COUPLE OF HACKERS.
1823
01:25:52,495 --> 01:25:55,628
- NO, WE JUST FIGURE,
WHEN SOMETHING'S BROKEN,
1824
01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:57,064
YOU FIND A WAY
TO FIX IT.
1825
01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:58,675
- WITH DOUG'S BAILOUT,
1826
01:25:58,762 --> 01:26:01,591
WE CAN FINANCE THE RETOOLING
OF THE PLANT,
1827
01:26:01,678 --> 01:26:04,115
THE COMMUNITY FARM,
LIBRARY RESTORATIONS--
1828
01:26:04,202 --> 01:26:05,769
- I CAN'T AFFORD TO MAKE
THOSE KIND OF LOANS
1829
01:26:05,856 --> 01:26:07,771
AND STAY IN BUSINESS.
1830
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:10,252
- DOUG,
YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO.
1831
01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:13,124
HOW MUCH DID YOU LEND SHIRLEY
TO RESTORE
1832
01:26:13,211 --> 01:26:14,952
HER HOUSE,
JUST BALLPARK?
1833
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:16,736
AND, SHIRLEY,
HOW MUCH OF THAT
1834
01:26:16,823 --> 01:26:18,260
DID YOU END UP PAYING BACK,
AGAIN, JUST BALLPARK?
1835
01:26:18,347 --> 01:26:21,045
- THIS IS ALL
ON THE INTERNET?
1836
01:26:21,132 --> 01:26:23,134
- NOT YET.
1837
01:26:23,221 --> 01:26:25,136
THANK YOU.
1838
01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:26,964
BUT WE ALL KNOW
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
1839
01:26:27,051 --> 01:26:29,532
IF 30,000 OF YOUR PERSONAL
EMAILS WERE POSTED ONLINE.
1840
01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:32,709
COME ON, IF YOU CAN'T SEE
THAT THINGS HAVE GOT TO CHANGE,
1841
01:26:32,796 --> 01:26:34,798
YOU'RE ALL BLIND.
1842
01:26:34,885 --> 01:26:36,756
YOU KNOW,
DOUG HERE, HE DRIVES
1843
01:26:36,843 --> 01:26:39,281
HIS BANK INTO THE DIRT
AND WALKS AWAY
1844
01:26:39,368 --> 01:26:41,283
WITH A $2.1-MILLION BONUS.
1845
01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:43,023
HE OWES US.
1846
01:26:43,110 --> 01:26:45,939
WHY DON'T YOU REIMBURSE THE CITY
FOR TOOLS AND PAINTS
1847
01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:49,073
AND MAYBE BUY SOME BOOKS,
MAYBE BUY RORY A NEW CAR?
1848
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,815
- IS THIS BLACKMAIL?
- I PREFER THE WORD JUSTICE.
1849
01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:53,425
- I'D LIKE THAT.
1850
01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:55,210
- WE NEED TO PUT THIS PLACE
BACK TO WORK,
1851
01:26:55,297 --> 01:26:57,647
HIRE BACK OUR TEACHERS,
AND INVEST IN OUR OWN FUTURE.
1852
01:26:57,734 --> 01:27:00,911
- SPOKEN
BY A BANKRUPT IDEALIST.
1853
01:27:00,998 --> 01:27:03,914
SOMETIMES YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE
TO DO IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.
1854
01:27:04,001 --> 01:27:06,569
YOU'VE GOT TO RISE TO THE TASK
TO BE A LEADER.
1855
01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:08,658
- YOU'RE NOT A LEADER.
1856
01:27:08,745 --> 01:27:11,051
YOU'RE A CHEESY,
MONEY-HUNGRY SHREW
1857
01:27:11,138 --> 01:27:14,098
WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN STUCK GIVING
HAND JOBS UNDER THE BLEACHERS
1858
01:27:14,185 --> 01:27:18,363
INSTEAD OF SCREWING PEOPLE
FROM BEHIND THE DESK.
1859
01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,235
OKAY?
1860
01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:25,501
LOOKS TO ME LIKE
YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.
1861
01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:29,722
NOW WE--
WE WILL CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.
1862
01:27:29,809 --> 01:27:31,420
THAT'S GOING TO START
RIGHT HERE,
1863
01:27:31,507 --> 01:27:35,467
RIGHT NOW
IN THIS ROOM.
1864
01:27:37,426 --> 01:27:40,820
GOTTA WARN YOU,
THERE IS SOME PRESS OUT FRONT.
1865
01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,648
I'M GOING TO GO START
THE SPIN.
1866
01:27:42,735 --> 01:27:44,389
AND UNLESS ANY OF YOU
WANT TO EXPLAIN
1867
01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:46,870
WHY YOU DON'T BELONG
IN FEDERAL PRISON,
1868
01:27:46,957 --> 01:27:50,482
I SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW MY LEAD.
THANKS FOR THE DRINK.
1869
01:27:50,569 --> 01:27:51,918
[Beirut's Nantes]
1870
01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:54,878
- ♪ WELL,
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪
1871
01:27:54,965 --> 01:27:59,361
♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪
1872
01:27:59,448 --> 01:28:04,496
♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU SMILE ♪
[laughter]
1873
01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,498
- HEY.
- HEY.
1874
01:28:06,585 --> 01:28:08,283
- WELL, THEY LOOK HAPPY.
1875
01:28:08,370 --> 01:28:12,156
- YEAH, WE HAD FUN.
- THAT'S GOOD.
1876
01:28:12,243 --> 01:28:14,593
- HERE'S 97 BUCKS.
1877
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,508
BETTER NEXT TIME
WITH ANY LUCK.
1878
01:28:16,595 --> 01:28:18,467
- [chuckles]
1879
01:28:18,554 --> 01:28:22,253
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY PROUD
OF YOU, JESS.
1880
01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:26,649
I COULD JUST FORGET EVERYTHING
THAT YOU'VE DONE, BUT...
1881
01:28:26,736 --> 01:28:29,216
♪ ♪
1882
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:31,697
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
- ♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU ♪
1883
01:28:31,784 --> 01:28:34,787
♪ SMILE ♪
1884
01:28:34,874 --> 01:28:37,964
♪ AND IN A YEAR ♪
1885
01:28:38,051 --> 01:28:42,752
♪ A YEAR OR SO ♪
1886
01:28:42,839 --> 01:28:45,363
♪ THIS WILL SLIP ♪
1887
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:50,586
♪ INTO THE SEA ♪
1888
01:28:50,673 --> 01:28:53,502
♪ BUT IT'S BEEN
A LONG TIME ♪
1889
01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:57,767
♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪
1890
01:28:57,854 --> 01:28:59,812
♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU
SMILE ♪
1891
01:28:59,899 --> 01:29:01,336
- THEY CAME
FOR THE CAMPER.
1892
01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:05,122
- OKAY.
1893
01:29:07,124 --> 01:29:08,821
- LOOKS LIKE GOOD PIE,
DAD.
1894
01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:16,916
♪ ♪
1895
01:29:35,761 --> 01:29:41,506
- ♪ NOBODY RAISE
YOUR VOICES ♪
1896
01:29:41,593 --> 01:29:43,029
♪ OH ♪
1897
01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:47,164
♪ JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
IN NANTES ♪
1898
01:29:47,251 --> 01:29:50,210
♪ ♪
1899
01:29:50,297 --> 01:29:56,173
♪ NOBODY RAISE
YOUR VOICES ♪
1900
01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,696
♪ OH ♪
1901
01:29:57,783 --> 01:30:03,572
♪ JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
IN NANTES ♪
1902
01:30:03,659 --> 01:30:11,667
♪ ♪
1903
01:30:18,151 --> 01:30:21,241
♪ WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪
1904
01:30:21,328 --> 01:30:25,376
♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪
1905
01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:28,292
♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU ♪
1906
01:30:28,379 --> 01:30:32,731
♪ SMILE ♪
1907
01:30:32,818 --> 01:30:36,692
♪ AND I'LL GAMBLE AWAY ♪
1908
01:30:36,779 --> 01:30:40,043
♪ MY FRIGHT ♪
1909
01:30:40,130 --> 01:30:44,221
♪ AND I'LL GAMBLE AWAY ♪
1910
01:30:44,308 --> 01:30:47,398
♪ MY TIME ♪
1911
01:30:47,485 --> 01:30:49,748
♪ AND IN A YEAR ♪
1912
01:30:49,835 --> 01:30:54,840
♪ A YEAR OR SO ♪
1913
01:30:54,927 --> 01:30:56,842
♪ THIS WILL SLIP ♪
1914
01:30:56,929 --> 01:31:01,891
♪ INTO THE SEA ♪
1915
01:31:01,978 --> 01:31:04,850
♪ BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME ♪
1916
01:31:04,937 --> 01:31:09,246
♪ LONG TIME NOW ♪
1917
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:12,205
♪ SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU ♪
1918
01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:16,122
♪ SMILE ♪
1919
01:31:16,209 --> 01:31:24,217
♪ ♪
1920
01:31:41,887 --> 01:31:44,803
[upbeat music]
1921
01:31:44,890 --> 01:31:52,898
♪ ♪
1922
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:38,482
[owl hoots]
1923
01:33:43,182 --> 01:33:45,097
- [sighs]
MOTHERFUCKER.
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