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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,685 (line ringing) 2 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,979 - (male voice) Boss... - (male 2) Something happened. 3 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,272 What's wrong? 4 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,442 (male 1 ) You'll have the item today, just like we agreed. 5 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:29,111 It's as good as in your hands. 6 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:33,032 - Nothing can go wrong. - You contemptible canine. 7 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,409 Don't call me canine. 8 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,202 - Do you know what patience means? - Silence! 9 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:42,416 As long as dogs are involved, anything can go wrong. 10 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,877 I'll take that as a no. 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,254 Jeez, what a hothead. 12 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,676 Eh... Keep your quarter. 13 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:40,409 (female dog) I am proud to present this special token to our dear... 14 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,870 Only in heaven can a bunch of squeaky-clean angels 15 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:46,206 get awards for being extra squeaky-clean. 16 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,465 And now, our final honoree, 17 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,760 voted Most Rehabilitated by our heavenly jury. 18 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,512 He's a dog who is... 19 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,724 Wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of those merit badges, eh, Carface? 20 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,559 Hey. Sh! 21 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,645 A dog who's lifted himself up from the depths of depravity, 22 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:12,107 who proves that every dog deserves a second chance in heaven. 23 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,359 Now I know why they call it eternity. 24 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,863 - Everything here takes forever. - (all) Sh! 25 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,115 Charlie, show some respect. 26 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,285 For making the most ofwhat he's had to work with, 27 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:28,749 this first-class, diamond-studded, angel-wing pin goes to... (gasps) 28 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,793 - ...Carface Caruthers. - Huh? 29 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:35,172 What an honor. (laughs) You're too kind. 30 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,093 I don't know what to say. 31 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:43,680 Thank you. Thank you very much. 32 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,268 Bless you. 33 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,938 (female dog) I only hope that our other angels, 34 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:54,316 who have yet to distinguish themselves, 35 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:58,028 soon follow your shining example. 36 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:02,032 Hey, remember, Charlie, it never hurts to play the game. 37 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,867 Halo polisher. 38 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,871 (fanfare sounds) 39 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,918 Whoa, I'm late. 40 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,431 That feels good. 41 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,702 Yah! 42 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,746 - (grunts) - (squeals) 43 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:52,582 Sorry. Lousy brake pads. 44 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,501 Have the newcomers touched down yet? 45 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,628 No, not yet. 46 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,304 (grunts) 47 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,641 Put on some weight, huh, Fluffy? 48 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:13,312 Check. Go ahead, 15. Check. Move along. 49 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,939 Sorry, sir. 50 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:20,402 Check. Check. Check. Move along. 51 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,739 That's it. That's all dogs. 52 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,533 Hold it, hold it, let me see that list. 53 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,828 There has to be more. I'm expecting company. 54 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,247 - (yelping) - Uh... 55 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:35,584 Asta, Bandit, Bowser, Fido, Fifi, Hound of Baskerville, 56 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:39,296 Pavlov's dog, Rex, Rover, Rufus, Shatzi, Spot and... 57 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,173 Itchy! Ho-ho! 58 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,299 (Itchy yelling) 59 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,092 Oh, yeah. Right. He's right here on the list. 60 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:48,889 - Where am I? - You old fleabag, you. 61 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,183 (grunting) 62 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,772 Charlie, is that you? 63 00:05:56,939 --> 00:06:00,567 Charlie, it is you. Charlie. 64 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,028 Gee, Itch, you shouldn't have. 65 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,947 Sorry, sir, you can't take it with you. 66 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,872 Wait a minute, ain't you dead? 67 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,375 Oh, yeah, as a dog that eats chicken bones. 68 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:21,171 Oh, so that means... (stammering) 69 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:24,716 Uh-oh! 70 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,719 Welcome to paradise, Itch. 71 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,807 Come on, I'll show you around. You can mark your territory. 72 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,103 (grunting) 73 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,190 Hey, wait. Charlie. 74 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,497 Oh, this is... Well, I never would have imagined. 75 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:56,665 (chuckles) 76 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,208 Look at this. 77 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,922 Hey, Charlie, wait a minute. I'm not itchy. 78 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,508 That's funny, you sure look like him. 79 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,844 No, I mean... 80 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:13,265 ...for the first time in my life, I don't need to scratch. 81 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,893 This is heaven, Itch. Fleas go to the other place. 82 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:22,023 Hey, Bubba, how about we go down to Hog Heaven and get us some ribs? 83 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:26,194 Everybody's flying. 84 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,406 Does that mean me too? 85 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,493 Oh, yeah, it's all part of the basic package. 86 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,873 (laughs) I'm gonna like it here, Charlie. 87 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,460 Believe me, it gets old fast. 88 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,171 Yeah, sure. Ha-ha-ha. 89 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:46,548 Whoa! Yah! Hoo! 90 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:50,760 - What do you mean? - It's hard to explain, Itch. 91 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:54,055 This joint is supposed to have everything, to be the best, 92 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,641 but it's just too... I don't know, it's... 93 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,894 It's too... 94 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:02,314 ♪ It's too heavenly here 95 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:07,235 ♪ It's too peaceful and paradise like 96 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:11,490 ♪ Straight and narrow and much too nice like 97 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:15,243 ♪ Endlessly sunny and clear 98 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:19,414 - ♪ It's too heavenly here - (belches) 99 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:23,543 (grunts) 100 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:30,091 ♪ It's too blissful to bear 101 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:34,262 ♪ Calm and quiet and much too mellow 102 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:38,266 ♪ All my brain cells have turned to Jell-O 103 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:42,354 ♪ Every day feels like a year 104 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:47,275 ♪ It's too heavenly here 105 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:52,822 ♪ I need some action I need some juice 106 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:56,660 ♪ That crazy kind offeeling of Playing fast and loose 107 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:01,081 ♪ Some razzle-dazzle and a little stress and strife 108 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,960 ♪ I gotta get some life in my life 109 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:09,464 ♪ But it's too heavenly here 110 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:13,718 ♪ There's no way you can be a sinner 111 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:17,931 ♪ Roll the dice Everyone's a winner 112 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,977 ♪ It's so legit and sincere 113 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:25,397 ♪ It's too heavenly here 114 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,404 ♪ What good's a hustler without a scam? 115 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,658 ♪ I'm wasted talent That's all that I am 116 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,287 ♪ But this operator is at the wrong address 117 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,581 ♪ 'Cause there's nothing to finagle 118 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,500 ♪ And no one to finesse 119 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:50,422 (angels) ♪ It's so heavenly here 120 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:55,510 ♪ Pure and perfect Sublime and shining 121 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:59,097 ♪ Every cloud has a silver lining 122 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:03,310 ♪ Everyone's full of good cheer 123 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,854 ♪ It's so heavenly here 124 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,024 ♪ They're all so saintly I just can't relate 125 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:13,862 ♪ There's gotta be an exit through that pearly gate 126 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,699 ♪ Behold a canine who's been cut down in his prime 127 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,993 ♪ I may have done the crime 128 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,495 ♪ But I can't do the time 129 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:26,625 ♪ 'Cause it's too heavenly here 130 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:31,880 ♪ All hallelujahs and hosannas 131 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:36,551 ♪ It could drive anyone bananas 132 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:40,680 ♪ I'm going out of my head 133 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:44,184 ♪ Thisjoint is deader than dead 134 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:50,815 ♪ I'll give you eight to three It's too heavenly 135 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,902 (angels) ♪ Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 136 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:58,698 ♪ Too heavenly 137 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,576 ♪ Here ♪ 138 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,710 - (fireworks exploding) - (dogs howling) 139 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,214 Charlie, you gotta see a doctor. 140 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,051 (chuckles) 141 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,600 (chuckling) 142 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,105 (grunts) 143 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,272 (chuckles) 144 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,567 Hm... 145 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,987 (straining) 146 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,704 (giggles) 147 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,666 (straining) 148 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,301 Ah! 149 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,304 - (laughs) - (glass squeaking) 150 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,517 (chuckling) 151 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,064 (cackling) 152 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,533 (blows horn) 153 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,286 (gate creaking) 154 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,496 (inhales deeply) 155 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,790 (blows horn) 156 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,667 (gate rattling) 157 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,544 (grunts) 158 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,006 (blows horn) 159 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,677 - (blows horn) - Ooh! 160 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:51,811 (straining) 161 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,355 (yelling) 162 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,191 (sighs, laughs) 163 00:12:56,358 --> 00:13:00,904 Baby, you're my ticket to fame and fortune. 164 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,530 (laughs) 165 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,412 (screams) This is not good. 166 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,374 (yelling) 167 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,380 (grunts, chuckles) 168 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,301 Whoa! 169 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,892 Oh-ho! 170 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,687 (muttering) 171 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,943 (yelling) 172 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,826 (Itchy) Charlie, you're wrong about this place. 173 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:52,288 The flying alone is worth the price of admission. 174 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:57,418 That's perfect for you, but for me, there's still something missing. 175 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:02,090 - (indistinct chatter) - Ooh! Charlie, look, look. 176 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,637 Quiet, quiet, quiet, everyone. 177 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,765 - I've got terrible news. - Oh, yeah, the flying nun. 178 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:15,436 Gabriel's horn has fallen from heaven and landed on Earth 179 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,940 in the heart of San Francisco. 180 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,568 (all gasp, mutter) 181 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,988 But without the horn, the Pearly Gates can't be opened. 182 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,116 - And no more dogs will get into heaven. - Lucky dogs. 183 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,452 Reginald, you're our most-decorated angel. 184 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,955 I need you to go back to Earth 185 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,623 - to retrieve it. - Go back? 186 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:39,252 (clears throat) Anabelle, I would consider it a great... 187 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,837 Whoa, time-out. 188 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,131 - I beg your pardon. - You can't send Reggie. 189 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,258 Just look at him, for heaven's sake. 190 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,886 They got rats down there bigger than this. 191 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,638 He's right. I'll go. 192 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:55,226 We're talking the mean streets of Frisco here, Ace, not Mount Happy-Go-Lucky. 193 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,853 Send me, Ana... 194 00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,648 Anabelle, you're gonna need someone who can zip down there and back 195 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,109 before Big Gabe finds his horn missing. 196 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,320 Someone who knows the ropes and the dopes. 197 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,155 - Someone who's... - Just like you. 198 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,990 Me? Well, I don't know. 199 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,493 I'd have to check with my people and get back to you. 200 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,204 Aw, what the heck. I'll do it. 201 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,333 Maybe you can do something besides make a nuisance of yourself. 202 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,878 - Right, right, right. I'll be in touch. - Hold it. 203 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,505 To find the horn, follow your ears. 204 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:29,469 It gives off a steady, heavenly tone that only angels can hear. 205 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,262 Only angels. Got it. 206 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,640 Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're on your own. 207 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:38,937 I can give you one miracle to be used only in an emergency. 208 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,358 One per customer. Got it. 209 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:47,362 Charles, Charles, Charles, this is serious. 210 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:52,700 If the horn falls into the wrong hands, it could mean disaster for us all. 211 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,536 You can count on Charles. 212 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:01,501 Uh... Just to make sure, I'm sending Itchy along with you. 213 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:06,005 Oh, no. But I just got here. Waitjust a sec. 214 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,424 I still have death lag. 215 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,303 (yelling) 216 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,056 I remembered, I have flying lessons after lunch. 217 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,808 Bring back the horn, Charles, 218 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,062 otherwise there'll be heaven to pay. 219 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,730 (Charlie) Got it. 220 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,071 (Itchy screaming) 221 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,412 (screeching down street) 222 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:43,084 Look at this mess, Itch. Trash, exhaust fumes, graffiti. 223 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,378 - We are home. - (streetcar bell dings) 224 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,089 - Whoa! - (bell dings) 225 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,592 - You're telling me. - (sniffing) 226 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:57,390 Halo. Double chili cheeseburger with onions and pickles. 227 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,809 Charlie, stay. 228 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:04,772 Look, we find Gabriel's horn, and then it's straight back to heaven, okay? 229 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,774 What's the hurry, Itch? 230 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:11,612 - Let's have some fun. - Charlie, wait. Wiener dog here. 231 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,531 Oh, my legs are short. 232 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,159 (male dog) Now, let's hear it for Kiko and his Jazz Mongrels. 233 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,995 They're great, aren't they? Yeah. 234 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:23,249 - ID? - I don't need no stinking dog tags. 235 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,334 - (sniffs) - (yelps) 236 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,921 Oh, a classy place. They check for worms. 237 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:33,760 - Nice toss, big guy. - (indistinct singing) 238 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,221 ♪ Wasn't lookin' for love but fate throwed me a bone 239 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:41,726 ♪ She walked into my life like the princess she was 240 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:46,439 ♪ And she didn't have even a half inch offuzz 241 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:51,152 ♪ My pals call me crazy but I couldn't care less 242 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,406 ♪ 'Cause I've fallen hard for an Afghan hairless 243 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,909 Full house. (laughs) 244 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,497 - Guess that's why they call me Lucky. - All right, boys, name your game. 245 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,959 Poker, double deuce, 52-card pickup? I'm just yanking your leash. 246 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,088 (clearing throat) Hold that thought. 247 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,465 (singing continues) 248 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:18,054 ♪ And she loved my singin' Said it sounded just... pretty good 249 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:22,850 Hey, bartender, how about a frosty one for the Chuckmeister? 250 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,644 Root beer, Itch? 251 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,190 Oh... Huh? 252 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,318 Yo, Sparky. 253 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:39,742 Hey, what am I, invisible? I'll just help myself. 254 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,327 Yee-ha! 255 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,042 What? 256 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,548 Charlie, look, we ain't... Ooh! 257 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:57,385 - We're ghosts. - Anabelle. 258 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,263 Of all the rotten tricks. 259 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,893 (Anabelle) Charles, you've been down there for almost half an hour. 260 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,395 We're waiting. 261 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,732 (chuckles, coughs) 262 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,946 (yodeling) 263 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,787 (male dog) Thanks, Jingles. You really knocked them dead. 264 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,915 (scattered applause) 265 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,087 (fly buzzing) 266 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:38,926 And now, let's have a warm round of applause for our next contestant, 267 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,263 Miss Sasha La Fleur. 268 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:46,309 - (applause) - (squealing) 269 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:56,152 ♪ If you've got romance on your mind 270 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,740 ♪ If you'd like to stroll hand in hand 271 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:06,120 ♪ If you want to cuddle in the moonlight 272 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:11,292 - ♪ And whisper, "Ain't love grand?" - (yawns) 273 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,669 - ♪ If you want someone - (laughing) 274 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,964 ♪ To buy that sweet talk 275 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:22,929 - ♪ That you guys all love to spout - (howling) 276 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,473 ♪ Baby 277 00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,644 ♪ Count me out 278 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:36,984 ♪ If you want to dance cheek to cheek 279 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:42,156 ♪ Then go home and talk all night long 280 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:47,453 ♪ If you want to send somebody flowers 281 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:52,416 - (arguing) - ♪ And share a stupid song 282 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,753 ♪ If you want a woman 283 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,047 ♪ Who believes that 284 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:03,844 ♪ You're what her life's all about 285 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,180 ♪ Baby 286 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:12,478 - ♪ Count me out - (slurps, sighs) 287 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,357 ♪ I've been there 288 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,818 ♪ I've done that 289 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,529 ♪ It's nowhere 290 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,198 ♪ It's old hat 291 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,367 ♪ Forget those thoughts 292 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,036 ♪ You're thinking, mister 293 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,664 ♪ And just regard me 294 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,875 ♪ As your sister 295 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:41,048 ♪ If you want to send valentines 296 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:46,220 - ♪ If you want to write poetry - (sniffing) 297 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,514 ♪ Here's a little change 298 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,350 ♪ Go call somebody 299 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,564 ♪ Who doesn't look like me 300 00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:01,068 ♪ And if you've got plans to fall in love 301 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:04,155 ♪ Without a shadow 302 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,575 ♪ Of a doubt 303 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,660 ♪ Baby 304 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,331 ♪ Count me out 305 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,750 ♪ That's what I said 306 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:19,795 ♪ I said baby 307 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,842 - ♪ Count me out - (howling) 308 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,597 - ♪ Hound dog ♪ - (applause, howling, whistling) 309 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:40,066 Itch, my heart is beating a million miles an hour. 310 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:44,445 - I can hardly breathe. - Maybe it was the change in altitude. 311 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,614 Ooh! My ears popped. Did your ears pop? 312 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,033 Now I know what I was missing in heaven. 313 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,203 - I gotta meet her. - But she can't even see you, Charlie. 314 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,747 - You're an angel. - Quit reminding me. 315 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,584 (chuckles) You're back in circulation, huh, Charlie? 316 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,754 Oh, yeah, my circulation's fine. 317 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:05,966 - Hello, Carface. (yells) Carface? - (chuckles) 318 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,135 I heard you was in the neighborhood. 319 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:12,306 Yeah, I got time off for good behavior. What are you doing here? 320 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,601 Missionary work. Hey, I'll take one of them. 321 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,478 (chuckles) 322 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,357 - She can't hear you. - That'll be two bits, Carface. 323 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,860 - Put it on my tab. - Huh? 324 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,987 (chuckles) 325 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:32,493 As long as I'm wearing this baby, I'm flesh and blood. 326 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,454 - Where'd you get it? - A buddy of mine has them. 327 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:40,167 - Maybe you could introduce us. - Charlie, you can't trust Carface. 328 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,795 He shouldn't have got into heaven in the first place. 329 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,297 - (coughing) - My mistake. 330 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,177 I just thought you'd like to meet the lovely lady. 331 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:51,595 Hold it, Carface, hold on. 332 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,975 - What about the horn? - Hey, we'll get it later. 333 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,977 Lead on, pal. 334 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:02,189 Charlie, wait. Short legs, short legs. 335 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:14,493 (wheezing) Charlie. Charlie, wait for me. 336 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:18,539 (dogs howling, siren wailing) 337 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,503 How much further here, Carface? 338 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,048 We're... We're almost there. 339 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:32,094 - (Carface straining) - (panting) Charlie. Charlie. 340 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,890 Itchy, you're out of breath and the fun hasn't even started yet. 341 00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:39,935 (panting) Charlie, I got a bad feeling about this. 342 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,231 Relax. I got it under control. 343 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,901 Boys, we're here. 344 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,611 (chuckles) 345 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:55,242 Hey, Red! 346 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,875 (Carface) He must be in the back. Have a look around. 347 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,088 (screams) 348 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,009 (whimpering) 349 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,055 Ah! Whoo! 350 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,516 - Ooh! - Ah! 351 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:23,312 - (chuckles) - (panting) 352 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:26,732 - You trying to scare me to death? - Don't sweat it, pal. 353 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,027 You're already dead. (laughs) 354 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:35,699 Itch. Come here. I want to read your fortune. 355 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:40,454 - I see you going for a long walk. - Yeah, on a short leash. 356 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,541 You're in the wrong seat. Move it. 357 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:48,963 (Red) Carface, that's no way to treat customers. 358 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:54,426 Red, I'd like you to meet a couple of friends of mine. 359 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:58,180 Charlie Barkin, Itchy Itchiford. 360 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,267 - Welcome. - Wait, wait, how can he...? 361 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:04,019 Red sees all and knows all. (chuckles) 362 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,938 (Itchy wheezing) 363 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,107 You got cats around here or what? 364 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:11,819 Cats? (laughs) Good heavens, no. 365 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,654 The boys have come to do a little shopping. 366 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,323 Carface tells us you've got some special collars. 367 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:20,160 Collars? Oh, yes. 368 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,705 They're going to be the next big thing. 369 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:29,086 - Here. Enjoy. - What's the catch, old man? 370 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:34,717 No catch. Any friend of Carface is a friend of mine. 371 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:40,931 - There is one small thing. - I knew it. We're out of here. 372 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,308 Right, Charlie? 373 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,811 The collars are only good until sundown tomorrow. 374 00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:50,482 After that, you'll be, shall we say, insubstantial again. 375 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:54,528 By then, I'll have Sasha begging for me. 376 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:09,501 Yow! Hey! Oof! 377 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,880 Ah. Perfect fit. 378 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,007 (sneezes) 379 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:19,720 - Feels great to be back in the flesh. - (Itchy groaning) 380 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,389 (Itchy yelling, sneezing) 381 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,933 - Infested again. - (insects buzzing) 382 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:27,645 Ooh! Get off. Everybody, off. 383 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,357 Now, don't forget, sundown tomorrow. 384 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,401 (sneezes) 385 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:42,701 - Hey. - Hey, Red, I owe you one. 386 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:47,206 You'll owe me one, all right. 387 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,751 They fell for it! (laughing) 388 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,170 When we get that horn, 389 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:57,841 we can open any safe or bank vault in the world. 390 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,594 - (laughing) - Silence! 391 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,929 (moaning) 392 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,683 I didn't recruit you for such entry-level wickedness. 393 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:10,396 You have so much to learn. 394 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:12,606 ♪ Now I know you've been malicious 395 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,858 ♪ Spiteful and a trifle vicious 396 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,946 ♪ It's no secret that you cheated and you've lied 397 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:23,617 ♪ And you've done some double dealing Scheming, swindling and stealing 398 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:27,413 ♪ You're an amateur But heaven knows, you've tried 399 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,540 I answered your ad, didn't I? 400 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,376 "Money, power, stature, call 1-800-BRIMSTONE." 401 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:37,798 Good boy. And very soon, your efforts will be rewarded. 402 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,342 ♪ You'll develop so much faster 403 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,469 ♪ Now you're working with a master 404 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:46,765 ♪ Who will help you cultivate your darker side 405 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:49,309 - (whimpers) - ♪ You'll discover wicked ways 406 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,437 ♪ You've never known before 407 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:57,276 ♪ And you'll find that when you're really rotten to the core 408 00:28:57,444 --> 00:29:00,529 ♪ It feels so good to be bad 409 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:05,909 ♪ So delicious to be a despicable cad 410 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:09,913 ♪ It'sjust so thrilling and so fulfilling 411 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:16,044 ♪ To give somebody the worst time they've ever had 412 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:19,673 ♪ It feels so good to be bad 413 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,967 Case in point. 414 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:26,930 ♪ Charlie doesn't know it but he's in my power 415 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:31,185 ♪ He's gonna wish that he was never born 416 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:35,814 ♪ I promise you that by the sunset hour 417 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:40,736 ♪ I'll have Gabriel's horn 418 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:44,615 Boss, why can't I get it for you? 419 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:49,536 ♪ 'Cause you had your chance and blew it 420 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,622 ♪ I entrusted you to do it 421 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,709 ♪ But you bungled it and threw your chance away 422 00:29:55,877 --> 00:30:00,214 ♪ It's a problem you created Ifthe horn can't be located 423 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,801 ♪ I'm not naming names But someone has to pay 424 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,888 (yelling) I can try again, boss. 425 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:12,559 You'll never find it. Only angels can hear its heavenly tone. 426 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:17,481 - But I'm an angel. - Not anymore. 427 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,400 - You work for me now. - Hoo! 428 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,277 Ah! Oof! 429 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:24,696 ♪ Though you gave me cause to doubt you 430 00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:30,410 ♪ There's a loathsomeness about you That attracts me to you as a protégé 431 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:36,041 ♪ And when you've learned every creepy crummy thing I know 432 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:41,588 ♪ You'll taste the joy that comes when you're the lowest of the low 433 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:46,134 ♪ It feels so good to be bad 434 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:50,764 ♪ So delightful to be a deplorable cad 435 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:54,101 ♪ It's so appealing to have the feeling 436 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:58,105 ♪ That what you're doing gets trouble brewing 437 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:02,484 ♪ And drives everybody mad 438 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:07,447 ♪ You've got my guarantee 439 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:12,619 ♪ It feels so good to be bad 440 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:15,414 - (Carface yelling) - (Red laughing) 441 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:20,752 - So exciting! - So inviting! 442 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,171 ♪ So good to be bad ♪ 443 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,634 A-ha! 444 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,637 Whoo! 445 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,683 ♪ If you got romance 446 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,310 ♪ On your mind 447 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:37,561 (humming) 448 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:41,273 - You sing pretty good for a stray. - Can I have my prize now? 449 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:48,947 (scoffs) What? You advertised a meal for the winner. 450 00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,658 If it's a meal you want, honey, I'm off at 10. 451 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:55,078 Honey, I'd rather eat out of the garbage. 452 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,165 Hey, that's what I had in mind. 453 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,836 (laughs) Bonsoir, Frenchie. It's your lucky night. 454 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:20,979 Pedigree? You show me yours and I'll show you mine. 455 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:25,359 What do you serve with that shake, baby? 456 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,205 Ah! 457 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:43,460 This is gonna be fast, right? We got a horn to find. 458 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,796 Ah. Take notes, Itch. 459 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,007 (Charlie gurgling) Ah! 460 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,718 You're about to watch a master. 461 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,847 - (gasps) - You must hear this all the time, 462 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:59,977 but you sing like an angel. 463 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:04,272 - Excuse me. - The name's Barkin, Charlie Barkin. 464 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,068 - And you are...? - Not even remotely interested. 465 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,195 - Oh, that's a mouthful. - Down, boy. 466 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,489 - Let me help with that. - I don't want a scene. 467 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,492 - Give me that. No, please. - It's no problem at all. 468 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,536 (Charlie) Whoops! 469 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,873 Hey, sister. 470 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,208 No free eats. 471 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,502 I'll take care of it. 472 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,840 - Put it on Carface's tab. - Okay. 473 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,342 Now, where were...? 474 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,094 Huh? 475 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:37,806 (Itchy) Hey, Charlie, 476 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:41,893 I noted how you swept the lady off her feet. 477 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:45,355 So I'm rusty. Let's make a little home delivery. 478 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:52,654 I'll never get back to heaven. Oh, shucks. 479 00:33:57,785 --> 00:33:59,828 Something tells me you're forgetting the horn. 480 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:03,665 Would you take it easy? There's plenty of time for that. Come on. 481 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,960 Anabelle is not gonna like this, Charlie. 482 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:24,102 Hey, nice digs, huh, Itch? 483 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:27,314 - (growling) - Ah! 484 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,648 (gasps) 485 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:32,235 - You again? What do you want? - You left your doggy bag. 486 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:36,323 Oh, right. Thanks. Thanks a lot. 487 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,992 There's more than enough. 488 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,369 If you want some company, we could stick around. 489 00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:44,998 - Sorry, I've got a kid. - Uh... 490 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,959 Yeah, well, I'm good with kids. 491 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:59,262 - (yawns) - Whoa, she's got a "kid" kid. 492 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,848 Thanks, girl. 493 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,434 (laughs) What did he do, follow you home? 494 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:08,939 - Ah! You can talk? - Ooh! Please don't encourage him. 495 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,065 - (screams) - Whoa! 496 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,525 He can understand you? 497 00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:13,652 - Of course he can. - Holy cow. 498 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:17,030 Holy dogs, actually. I'm Charlie, he's Itchy. 499 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:20,408 What's going on here? And I want the truth. 500 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:21,660 The truth? 501 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:25,872 I'm an angel. 502 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,791 - Oh, boy. - (boy) Come on. 503 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,377 - Somebody's playing a trick. - (Charlie) Okay. 504 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:35,132 Okay, if I'm not an angel, how can I do this? 505 00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:39,177 - Ooh! - (grunts) 506 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:41,221 - (laughing) - Oh! 507 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:46,268 Wait a minute. Run, jump, fly. What did I forget? 508 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:52,732 Of course. Watch this, kid. 509 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,528 - Ah! - (Charlie) Please... 510 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,239 ...hold your applause. 511 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:04,411 - Ta-da! - Wow! 512 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:06,163 That was the best trick I've ever seen. 513 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:09,332 - Trick? - I do magic too. 514 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,379 Give me the ball, boy. 515 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:22,179 Wow, that was... That was... More. More. 516 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,931 - The kid's good. - Listen. 517 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:29,269 - I could help him with his technique. - Houdini, that little boy is lost. 518 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:32,606 If you really wanna help him, why don't you ask him where he lives? 519 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:33,857 (Itchy laughing) 520 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:38,403 - Charlie, look. It's a miracle. - Why not ask him yourself? 521 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:43,283 - Now, that would be a miracle. - One miracle coming up. 522 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:52,459 Ugh! Of all the arrogant, presumptuous, egotistical mutts I've ever met... 523 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,960 Now you talk. 524 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,796 You must be an angel. 525 00:36:57,632 --> 00:37:00,258 Hey, Charlie, you used up your miracle. 526 00:37:00,426 --> 00:37:02,761 And that was supposed to be for an emergency. 527 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,598 - Seemed like an emergency to me. - You must be my guardian angel. 528 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,724 - Your what? - Your what? 529 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,809 My mom told me everyone has a guardian angel. 530 00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:12,395 You're here because I ran away from home, right? 531 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:16,316 Uh, sure, right, kid. We're gonna make some team, huh? 532 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:19,236 - You mean you're not lost? - Not anymore. 533 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,321 I got my guardian angel. 534 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,406 Hold it. I wanna know why you ran away. 535 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:26,618 - You tell her. - This ought to be good. 536 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,287 It's, uh... Um... Uh... 537 00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:30,747 You're having, uh... 538 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:32,666 ...kid problems? 539 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:37,170 - Yeah, with my stepmom. - Knew it. Yeah, I knew it. 540 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,132 She wants me to call her Mom, but she's not. 541 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,509 I'm never going home again. 542 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,136 So, what do you plan to do, live on the street? 543 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:49,516 Yep. And do my magic at Cannery Square. 544 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,435 - Tourists give you money. - (Sasha) Now, you know that's silly. 545 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,647 - Come on, tell me where you live. - (boy) No. 546 00:37:55,815 --> 00:38:00,527 Okay, don't listen to me. Listen to your guardian angel. 547 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:04,239 David, Cannery Square sounds like a good plan to me. 548 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:08,368 - What? Don't listen to him. - He's not ready to go home. 549 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:14,040 - (Sasha) Come on, he's 8 years old. - (Charlie) That's 56 in dog years. 550 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,626 David, with your talent, there's no telling where you'll end up. 551 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:19,337 - Oh, please. - No, no, you must have faith. 552 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:23,717 Guardian angels move in mysterious ways. 553 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:27,470 - So we're off to Cannery Square? - Not Cannery Square. 554 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,598 - Easy Street. - Yes! 555 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,018 You with us, Sasha? 556 00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:37,522 I don't know what you're up to, but I'm gonna keep my eye on you. 557 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:41,067 I wouldn't want it any other way. 558 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:42,736 (Anabelle) Charles! 559 00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:48,825 We've got a trafficjam up here. New arrivals can't get in. 560 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,161 We need that horn. 561 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:55,206 Put them in a holding pattern, okay? I'm really onto something down here. 562 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,709 (Anabelle yelling) 563 00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:10,347 (Carface) You're gonna love this place, boss. It's got everything you wanted. 564 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:15,769 Beachfront location, fenced yard, tight security. 565 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,606 The joint's been home to some great pedigrees. 566 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:25,195 Capone, "Machine Gun" Kelly, the Bird Dog ofAlcatraz. 567 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,030 Ho-ho-ho! 568 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,115 - Ah! - (roars) 569 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:34,621 - (rat squeals) - All that and ratatouille too. 570 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,503 Then I did good? 571 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:45,298 Have a bone. 572 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:51,888 (streetcar bell dinging) 573 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,144 (David) Which way to Cannery Square? 574 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:01,272 - (Charlie) Uh, just follow your nose. - (jack-hammering) 575 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,150 So is there a Mr. Sasha? 576 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:06,820 No, and I'm not taking applications. 577 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:09,406 Okay. Okay. But if you were, 578 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,951 what, uh, what qualities would you be looking for? 579 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:17,831 - Oh, I don't know. - Of course you do. 580 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,666 Hm... 581 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:24,754 Well, loyalty, strength, breeding... 582 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:28,842 - I'd be good at that. - ...humility, 583 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,474 - ...and, of course, style. - (Itchy laughs) 584 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,351 Charlie, you okay? 585 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:42,439 - Boy, are my ears ringing. - Yeah, you're right. 586 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,441 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 587 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:49,529 That's not your ears, Charlie, that's... Oh, that's gotta be the horn. 588 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:52,699 - (fanfare playing) - Look, Charlie, there it is. 589 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:55,368 Go get it, Itch. 590 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,954 I'll stay here with Sasha. 591 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:01,958 Uh-uh. That's yourjob. I'll stay with Sasha. 592 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,251 (sighs) 593 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,629 Okay. I'll be back before you can say "Hallelujah." 594 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:10,925 - Where's he going? - Confidential guardian-angel business. 595 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:17,640 (Red) You dogs have enjoyed a state of grace for far too long. 596 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:23,771 - Wouldn't you agree, Carface? - Uh, yeah, whatever you say, boss. 597 00:41:23,939 --> 00:41:27,233 All these cells filled with dogs. 598 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:31,529 - Can you see it? - Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. 599 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:34,741 And me playing Gabriel's horn. 600 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,409 - Can you hear it? - Oh, sure. 601 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,621 Just, uh, put your lips together and blow. 602 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,917 And then the grand finale! 603 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,712 That ain't... That's not coming in so clear, actually. 604 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,256 Oh, it will. 605 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:54,344 And all thanks to Charlie Barkin. 606 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,887 (cackling) 607 00:41:56,639 --> 00:42:01,184 - Make sure he doesn't disappoint me. - You got it, boss. 608 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,854 ♪ It's all so stirring I feel like purring 609 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:08,358 ♪ It's deeply pleasing to be the reason 610 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:13,321 ♪ So many will be so sad 611 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:17,784 ♪ Three cheers for treachery 612 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:22,789 ♪ It feels so good to be bad ♪ 613 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,166 A-ha! 614 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,754 (man) Let's go. 615 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:31,798 - All right, step through. - Good boy. 616 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,133 Hey, nice little dog there, isn't he? 617 00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:57,073 Get this, McDowell: "Man finds genie in his vacuum cleaner." 618 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,783 And last week, you believed that scientists 619 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,035 created intelligent lunchmeat. 620 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:04,497 That's why everyone's afraid to ride in a car with you. 621 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,541 Hey, sarge, you got a lost and found here? 622 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:07,667 (belches) 623 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,628 - Room 1 12, through the squad room. - Ten-four. 624 00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:15,091 I'm telling you, McDowell, there are some mighty weird things in this world. 625 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:27,228 Any ideas why he ran away? 626 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:30,523 - It could only be one thing. - We're having a baby. 627 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:33,610 And David got very upset when I told him. 628 00:43:51,086 --> 00:43:53,921 (officer humming) 629 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:57,550 Hm! 630 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:01,054 (blows horn) 631 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,889 Huh? 632 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,724 Oh! Whoo! 633 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,602 (laughs) I can't believe this. 634 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:13,900 Where'd I put that lost-and-found list? 635 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:17,236 Come on. Come to Charlie. 636 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:21,991 - Oh! Ah! - Huh? 637 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:23,576 Oh... 638 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:28,748 Of course it couldn't be Gabriel's flute or Gabriel's kazoo, no. 639 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,921 - (father) Thanks, Officer Reyes. - (Reyes) Don't worry, 640 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,298 we'll find your little boy. 641 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:45,098 Itchy, where is he? And what's this all about? 642 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:48,434 Sorry, can't. Charlie and I are sworn to secrecy. 643 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:52,563 My lips, these lips right here, see these lips? Well, they're sealed. 644 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,817 - Itchy. - (whimpering) 645 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:59,445 - Miss me? Ooh! - Charlie. (laughs) 646 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:03,908 - So where's the you-know-what? - Minor setback, Itch. 647 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:06,536 We're just gonna have to bust it out. 648 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,872 - It? What "it"? - Charlie, no. 649 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:15,086 - Well... Yah! - Charlie, don't give away the "it." 650 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:19,716 - You ever hear of Gabriel's horn? - (muttering) 651 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,300 All right, here's the plan. 652 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:24,929 - (whispering) - (chuckling) 653 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:30,852 Just keep moving. Doing great. Act like you belong here. That's right. 654 00:45:31,019 --> 00:45:32,687 Just through the door on the left. 655 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:36,441 I don't think this is gonna work. 656 00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:39,986 Nobody even sees us. No eye contact. Am I good or what? 657 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:43,823 (dog growling) 658 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,492 - (growling loudly) - Ah! 659 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,412 Don't you... Don't you do that on those papers. 660 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,706 (shouting, barking) 661 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,751 Uh-oh. Plan B, guys. 662 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,545 Doughnuts, fresh off the truck! 663 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,215 (all shouting) 664 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,970 (screams) 665 00:46:06,972 --> 00:46:10,683 - Somebody get those mutts! - Hey, hey, come back here. 666 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:16,355 Hey. Whoa! Get over here. He's headed for the... Whoa! 667 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:23,154 (Itchy) Oh, no. Excuse me. 668 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,323 (babbling) Ooh! 669 00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,366 - I'll just file this. - (alarm ringing) 670 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:30,369 Whoa! 671 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,208 (gurgling) 672 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:45,718 (shouting) 673 00:46:48,555 --> 00:46:51,182 Oh! Oof! Ah! 674 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:55,144 - Oops! Sorry, officer. - Ha! We got you. 675 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,897 (gurgling speech) Okay, son, give me the keys. 676 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:02,693 - You heard him, little man. - Nothing up my sleeve, sir. 677 00:47:02,861 --> 00:47:07,073 - What? - Officer, what's that behind your ear? 678 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:10,326 Thank you, thank you. You've been a great audience. 679 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,745 (gurgling shouting) 680 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:15,998 (grunting) 681 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,425 Mission accomplished. Come on. 682 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,262 - Ah! - Oof! 683 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:31,055 (muttering in Spanish) 684 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:36,477 Oh, my gosh, David. David! 685 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:41,357 Freeze. Sit. Stay. 686 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:49,949 What the...? 687 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:52,702 Move, move, move. 688 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:57,957 - (Reyes) Stop that kid! - What are you doing? 689 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,710 - And those dogs on the scooter! - Kick it, Charlie. 690 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,920 (Reyes) You don't have a license! 691 00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:09,552 - (Itchy) Hey, short legs. - (Reyes) Come back here! 692 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,637 Ah! It's the dog pound for sure. 693 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,602 - Whoa! - (car starts) 694 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:19,645 (screaming) 695 00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:26,986 Jump, Itch. Now! 696 00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:28,487 (Itchy screaming) 697 00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:37,997 (yelping) 698 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,207 Yahoo! 699 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:44,503 Whoa! Aren't guardian angels supposed to protect people? 700 00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:47,006 Hey, it's my first day on the job. 701 00:48:54,973 --> 00:48:56,015 - (siren blaring) - Ah! 702 00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:09,612 Whoa! 703 00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:15,993 I'm gonna barf. 704 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,580 - Yee-ha! - Having fun, are we? 705 00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:29,590 (screaming) 706 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,054 - (screaming) - (brakes squealing) 707 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,350 (speaking Spanish) 708 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:44,271 You finally got your flying lessons, eh, Itch? 709 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:48,609 (Itchy) I'm gonna get you for this, Charlie. 710 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:04,000 Aw, what do you mean, we're not gonna go back yet? 711 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:07,837 Look, we got the horn, don't we? Come on, let's get out of here. 712 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:11,924 I still need to take care of David. I am his guardian angel. 713 00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,635 Oh, yeah, sure, and Sasha has nothing to do with it. 714 00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:19,598 - Well, uh... - Charlie, you're making me crazy here. 715 00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:22,143 Just a little more time. 716 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:28,774 The horn'll be safe here. 717 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,944 No. Charlie! 718 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,458 Wouldn't you rather be home right now, David? 719 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:49,962 Uh-uh. Not that again. I'm going to Cannery Square. 720 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:54,800 - Don't you mean Easy Street? - Yeah. How far is it? 721 00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:57,136 A lot closer than you think. 722 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,766 (playing steel drums) 723 00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:08,647 - Nervous? - A little. And sweaty. 724 00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:10,149 Well, don't be. 725 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,943 - Excited? - You bet. 726 00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:20,367 - Now, Charlie... - It's okay. All set. Let's go. 727 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,579 Ah! (laughs) 728 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:30,169 ♪ Outta his way, he's coming through 729 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:33,172 ♪ The kid's makin' his showbiz debut 730 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,966 ♪ You'll be amazed, amused, enthused 731 00:51:36,134 --> 00:51:39,345 ♪ And bowled over 732 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:41,972 ♪ I got the moves, I got the tricks 733 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:45,559 ♪ Been practicing since I was six 734 00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:48,270 ♪ His dues are paid He's got it made 735 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:52,024 ♪ Soon we'll be in clover 736 00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:54,610 ♪ Easy Street 737 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:58,030 ♪ Where the sun's always shinin' 738 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:01,033 ♪ Not a cloud in the sky 739 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,869 - ♪ Clear and sunny - ♪ Milk and honey 740 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:09,125 - ♪ Life is sweet on Easy Street - (applause) 741 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:11,961 Charlie, I hope you know what you're doing. 742 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:16,215 Relax, enjoy the show. It ain't over yet. 743 00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:17,883 Hm! 744 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:22,054 ♪ When you're a big celebrity 745 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:25,141 ♪ Fans are like a family 746 00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:30,980 ♪ Abracadabra, poof I'll be a sensation 747 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:34,316 ♪ And I'll be there through thick and thin 748 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:37,403 ♪ Watchin' the dough come rollin' in 749 00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:39,697 ♪ A couple of shows and then we'll close 750 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:43,242 ♪ And take our vacation 751 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,745 ♪ On Easy Street 752 00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:49,582 ♪ Where the sun's always shinin' 753 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:52,668 ♪ Not a cloud in the sky 754 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,337 - ♪ Good time livin' - ♪ It's a given 755 00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,256 ♪ We'll all meet 756 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:59,592 ♪ On Easy Street 757 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:04,763 ♪ Where we'll be together Best friends till the end 758 00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:07,766 ♪ I'll be applauded and admired 759 00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,769 - ♪ There's easy pickin's - ♪ And boneless chickens 760 00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:14,273 ♪ Wishing is all that's required 761 00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:18,068 ♪ On Easy Street 762 00:53:18,778 --> 00:53:21,780 ♪ Where the sun's always shinin' 763 00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:24,617 ♪ Not a cloud in the sky 764 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:27,661 - ♪ Clear and sunny - ♪ Milk and honey 765 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:30,956 - ♪ Good time livin' - ♪ It's a given 766 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,959 - Ah! - (splashing) 767 00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:37,963 (thunder rumbles) 768 00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:42,301 ♪ Easy Street 769 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:47,848 ♪ Where the sun's always shinin' 770 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,645 ♪ Not a cloud in the sky 771 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:57,149 - ♪ No goodbyes there - ♪ No one cries there 772 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:59,818 ♪ You can't beat 773 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,864 ♪ Life on Easy 774 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:07,493 ♪ Street ♪ 775 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,828 (thunder crashes) 776 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,545 Come on, let's get you out of the rain. 777 00:54:37,148 --> 00:54:38,148 One, please. 778 00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:42,820 - Thank you. - There you are. Come here, hon. 779 00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:46,949 I'm so hungry, I could eat a shoe. (laughs) How about you? 780 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,575 (stomach rumbles) 781 00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:51,745 I thought so. I'll be right back. 782 00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:56,500 My mom used to do that. 783 00:54:56,668 --> 00:55:00,337 Charlie, can she see me from heaven? 784 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:04,216 - Of course she can, kiddo. - (Sasha) David, remember, 785 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,176 you still have your dad and stepmom here. 786 00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:11,223 My stepmom doesn't want me. She's having her own kid. 787 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,726 But parents can love more than one pup. 788 00:55:13,893 --> 00:55:16,145 Maybe she didn't know how to tell you that. 789 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,897 (Charlie) Maybe you should give her another chance. 790 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:22,067 You know, I ran away from home when I was little. 791 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:24,069 - That make your parents sorry? - I don't know. 792 00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:26,363 I never saw them after that. 793 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:30,117 (sighs) Guess I could've used a guardian angel, huh? 794 00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:35,414 Charlie, I'll go home if you promise to take me. 795 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:39,918 - I promise. - Really? It'll be great. 796 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,921 You can sleep on my bed and we'll play in the yard. 797 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:45,174 We'll be one big family. 798 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,385 Uh, David, hold on, hold on. I can't promise that. 799 00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:52,264 We struck gold. Egg foo yung, mu shu pork, won ton, 800 00:55:52,432 --> 00:55:56,435 and I hope you like potstickers. Napkins? 801 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,444 Ah! 802 00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:11,116 Ge... Wha! 803 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:27,299 Nice work, Charlie Barkin. You really are an angel. 804 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,594 No, I'm not. Not a guardian angel, anyway. 805 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:34,556 - What you did for David was wonderful. - I'm not his angel. 806 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:38,936 I'm just an errand boy sent to fetch Gabriel's horn. 807 00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:44,149 Sasha, my whole life has been about making and breaking promises. 808 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:48,570 - And now I'm gonna do it again. - You can't take him home? 809 00:56:48,738 --> 00:56:50,614 I have to go back, 810 00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:53,742 and just when I finally found someone special. 811 00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:57,287 Oh, Charlie. 812 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:03,502 ♪ I will always be with you 813 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,213 ♪ Makes no difference 814 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:10,217 ♪ Where your road takes you to 815 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,595 ♪ Even if we're apart 816 00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:16,140 ♪ Now we're joined at the heart 817 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:21,645 ♪ Though our moment may be gone 818 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:26,650 ♪ You and I will still live on 819 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:32,030 ♪ I will always be with you 820 00:57:32,198 --> 00:57:38,162 ♪ I'll be by your side whatever you do 821 00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:44,376 ♪ Other memories may fade But the ones that we made 822 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:49,673 ♪ Are eternal as a star 823 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:54,720 ♪ Now I'm part ofwho you are 824 00:57:54,888 --> 00:58:00,476 ♪ And I'll be there with you in the sound of your laughter 825 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:04,354 ♪ I'll be in the tears you cry 826 00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:10,736 ♪ 'Cause the way you and I have touched one another 827 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:15,240 ♪ Doesn't end with goodbye 828 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:34,259 ♪ I will always be with you 829 00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:39,181 ♪ Like a guardian angel Constant and true 830 00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:43,310 - ♪ When you're lost in the night - ♪ Lost in the night 831 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:45,521 - ♪ And you can't see the light - ♪ Can't see the light 832 00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:51,068 ♪ My love will see you through 833 00:58:51,236 --> 00:58:54,321 ♪ I will always be there 834 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:57,199 ♪ You'll have me there 835 00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:02,246 ♪ I will always be with 836 00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:06,083 ♪ You ♪ 837 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:14,007 - Charlie? - Mm-hm? 838 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:16,802 Oh, no, no, not now. 839 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:20,389 Sasha, I can't find Itchy. Where's Charlie? 840 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:24,810 - David, I'm here, right here. - He's gone. 841 00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:28,730 He wouldn't leave. He's my guardian angel. 842 00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:31,858 - We gotta do something, Itch. - They'll be fine, Charlie. 843 00:59:32,026 --> 00:59:34,278 I promised David I'd get him home. 844 00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:38,240 Short legs. 845 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,910 Short. Charlie! 846 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,675 Hey, you got any sixes? 847 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:01,179 - Go fish. - (Carface humming) 848 01:00:01,347 --> 01:00:03,599 (ticking) 849 01:00:17,739 --> 01:00:20,240 - Red. Red. - Ah! 850 01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:24,202 (laughs) I gotta... I gotta ask a favor. 851 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:28,165 Anything, Charlie, just name it. 852 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:33,253 - I need a new collar. - You enjoyed it. 853 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:37,215 - I knew you would. - Oh, thanks. You're a pal. 854 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:40,802 - Can I have it now? - Oh, I am sorry. 855 01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:42,888 You misunderstood me. 856 01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:47,059 If you want another collar, you must pay. 857 01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:48,352 Oh. (laughs) 858 01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:52,522 You caught me a little short. How about an IOU? 859 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:57,235 I don't think so. Carface will show you out. 860 01:00:57,403 --> 01:00:59,571 (Charlie) There must be some way to make a deal. 861 01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:04,910 Charlie, he might take a trade. 862 01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:07,287 - Wait, wait. - Goodbye. 863 01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:12,626 Red, I have this horn. 864 01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:17,339 Sorry, I'm not musical. 865 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,092 No, this is much more than a horn, Red. 866 01:01:20,259 --> 01:01:23,011 There's nothing like it in the whole world. 867 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,430 Let me sleep on it. 868 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:29,768 I don't have that kind of time. 869 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,605 I like your spirit, Charlie. 870 01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:36,608 Bring me this horn and you can have the collar. 871 01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:41,196 Great. Uh, I need the collar to get it. 872 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:44,282 Oh, really? 873 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:50,122 - Come on, Red, you can trust me. - This isn't about trust. 874 01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:54,126 A deal with me is binding. 875 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:59,131 - (Itchy) Charlie, no! - (Red) Deal? 876 01:02:01,592 --> 01:02:04,469 - (cackling) - (rumbling) 877 01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:06,638 Huh?! Ah! 878 01:02:06,806 --> 01:02:08,849 (electric fizzling) 879 01:02:11,936 --> 01:02:14,646 - (growling) - Ah! 880 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:18,358 Guess the cat's out of the bag, eh? 881 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,902 (cackling) 882 01:02:21,362 --> 01:02:22,904 You tricked me. 883 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:27,659 Oh! 884 01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:32,831 Now, be a good little bow-wow, 885 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:36,042 and fetch me my horn. 886 01:02:36,627 --> 01:02:39,212 Oh, Charlie! 887 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:43,341 Follow him. 888 01:02:58,816 --> 01:03:01,485 (sniffing) 889 01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:13,455 Where you going, Charlie? 890 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,541 The train station. 891 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,214 Oh! Charlie, are you nuts? 892 01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:25,383 - You... You gave away the horn. - Get out of my way. 893 01:03:25,551 --> 01:03:28,470 You shook on it. You made a deal with him. 894 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:32,766 You promised Anabelle and you promised me, Charlie. 895 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:37,813 Itch, I know that, but right now, I've got to find David. Move. 896 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,987 - Come on, David. Which train? - Where's Charlie? 897 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:48,448 He wouldn't leave me. 898 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,909 Huh? 899 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,871 David? David? 900 01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:57,457 - A-ha! - (muffled yelling) 901 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:08,927 Bring the item to Alcatraz in one hour, 902 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:14,224 orjunior here doesn't have a prayer. 903 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,892 (cackling) 904 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:18,353 Charlie! 905 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,609 (panting) 906 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,623 Where is he? The hour's up. 907 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:42,752 You know what they say, boss, "Patience is a..." 908 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,714 - (shouts) - Oh! 909 01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:50,176 Uh... Maybe he's stuck in traffic. 910 01:04:50,344 --> 01:04:54,514 What kind of dog are you, selling out to some mangy old cat? 911 01:04:54,682 --> 01:05:00,478 - Quiet, or I'll have your tongue, boy. - (Charlie) Red. 912 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,815 (Red) Charlie. 913 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,278 The horn. 914 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:11,698 Let me, boss. I'll fetch it for you. 915 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,992 (yelling) 916 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:22,042 Gabriel's horn is finally mine. 917 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:27,964 - Boss, they're hitting the bricks. - (Red) Let them. I have what I want. 918 01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:32,177 (plays horn) 919 01:05:34,972 --> 01:05:37,474 (laughing) 920 01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:41,227 - (chuckling) - Silence! 921 01:05:43,814 --> 01:05:47,442 - Huh? - (howling) 922 01:05:48,819 --> 01:05:51,655 (plays horn) 923 01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:56,034 (cackling) 924 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:59,037 (plays horn) 925 01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,581 (David) Charlie, what's happening? 926 01:06:01,749 --> 01:06:04,376 (Charlie) Don't worry about it. Let's get out of here. 927 01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:08,672 (plays horn) 928 01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:14,594 (angels singing) 929 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:19,516 (metal creaking) 930 01:06:21,602 --> 01:06:22,852 (roars) 931 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,401 (yelling) 932 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:51,673 - Come on. Jump. - Ah! 933 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:58,430 - Charles, what have you done? - Charlie, we gotta do something. 934 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:02,726 No, Itch, it's my fault. I'm the one who's gotta do something. 935 01:07:02,893 --> 01:07:07,772 - Get David home safely. - Charlie, no! 936 01:07:11,902 --> 01:07:13,945 - (roaring) - Ah! 937 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:19,200 (roaring) 938 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,763 (Carface) Red, Charlie's coming back. 939 01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:43,099 (chuckles) 940 01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:45,643 (Red) That puppy's into punishment. 941 01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,312 (both grunting) 942 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,690 - Oof! - (Red) It's a cat's world now. 943 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:59,240 - Let him go! - (Charlie) Run, David. 944 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,662 - (screaming) - Huh? 945 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,501 - No! - David. 946 01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:15,131 - All right, you, I'm coming. Ah! - Huh? 947 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:19,177 (Red) Which do you want, 948 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:23,014 the horn or your friends? 949 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:26,351 (David) Itchy, help us! 950 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,731 (growling) 951 01:08:36,028 --> 01:08:37,695 (Charlie) Everyone, scatter! 952 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:43,076 (Red) Come back here. (roars) 953 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:47,705 Play the horn, Charles. The horn. 954 01:08:51,085 --> 01:08:53,545 (Red) Charlie. 955 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,343 (growling) 956 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,273 (straining) 957 01:09:18,070 --> 01:09:19,946 This should cool him off. 958 01:09:22,741 --> 01:09:24,701 Take a bath. 959 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:36,212 (Red) Enough stupid pet tricks. 960 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:42,927 Ha! 961 01:09:43,095 --> 01:09:45,138 - (roaring) - Ah! 962 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,227 (growling) Huh? 963 01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:54,522 Here, kitty, kitty. 964 01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:59,611 I like your spirit. Oops! 965 01:09:59,778 --> 01:10:00,862 (Charlie laughs) 966 01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:05,617 - Hope you can dog paddle. - Charlie! 967 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,749 (yelling) 968 01:10:16,503 --> 01:10:18,588 Ah! 969 01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:29,891 (yelling) 970 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,315 (Charlie plays horn) 971 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:50,745 (groaning) 972 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,962 (playing horn) 973 01:11:14,687 --> 01:11:17,397 (Red screaming) 974 01:11:28,575 --> 01:11:31,369 Halo. (sniffing) 975 01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:35,290 Double chili catburger with onions and pickles. 976 01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:37,458 - Everyone okay? - Think so. 977 01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:39,877 - I'm fine. - I'm good. 978 01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:41,629 (Carface) Me too. 979 01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:49,053 - Where's Red? - His boss yanked his leash. 980 01:11:49,221 --> 01:11:52,682 Ah! Good riddance. (coughs) 981 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:57,895 Charlie, I hope you didn't take any of that personally, you know? 982 01:11:58,063 --> 01:12:01,024 I was just, you know, playing the game. (laughs) 983 01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:02,650 Sure, Carface. 984 01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:04,986 Say, what did you trade Red for your collar? 985 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:08,573 (Carface) He wanted the bottom of my shoes or something. (laughs) 986 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:12,243 I don't even wear shoes, that stupid cat. 987 01:12:12,411 --> 01:12:17,123 (Red) Stupid dog. It was your soul! 988 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:19,208 Let me go. 989 01:12:20,544 --> 01:12:24,714 This is not good. Hey! Not the flames. 990 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:33,598 (chuckles) What do you know. And I thought all dogs go to heaven. 991 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,103 Anabelle? 992 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:44,525 - Come on, Charlie, time to go. - Already? 993 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:48,154 David, can Sasha take you home? 994 01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:50,782 Charlie, don't go. 995 01:12:52,242 --> 01:12:55,703 Hey, I'll always be your guardian angel. 996 01:12:56,997 --> 01:12:58,456 Okay. 997 01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:10,927 Sasha, I love you. 998 01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:13,054 I love you too, Charlie. 999 01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:27,318 Hey, what's wrong? Is this thing stuck between floors? 1000 01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:31,948 - I'll take the horn from here, Charles. - What, you afraid I'll drop it? 1001 01:13:32,116 --> 01:13:35,493 (gasps) Ah! Whoa! 1002 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:38,830 (sighs) 1003 01:13:38,997 --> 01:13:43,084 There's someone who still needs to go back where he belongs. 1004 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:47,839 - I already took care of David. - Not David. You, Charlie. 1005 01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:52,176 For what you've done, you deserve a second chance. 1006 01:13:52,344 --> 01:13:56,347 Claim this in, oh, say, 20 years. (giggles) 1007 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,434 - You mean...? - Mm-hm. 1008 01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:03,855 Itchy, you hear that? We're going back. 1009 01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:08,443 Nah. Not this wiener dog. See, when you can fly... 1010 01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:15,700 ...short legs don't matter. (laughs) 1011 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:19,495 I'm gonna miss you, pal. 1012 01:14:19,663 --> 01:14:23,958 I couldn't have done it without you. Take care of yourself, buddy. 1013 01:14:42,394 --> 01:14:44,061 What is it, girl? 1014 01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:59,035 Can you believe it? 1015 01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:01,204 - Charlie. - Charlie? 1016 01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:06,501 I got a weekend pass for the rest of my life. 1017 01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:10,087 - Oh, Charlie. - David? 1018 01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:14,592 - Thom, it's David. - Davey! 1019 01:15:16,094 --> 01:15:18,137 Oh, David. 1020 01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,266 You're all right. 1021 01:15:25,854 --> 01:15:28,105 I've been worried sick about you. 1022 01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:30,608 - You worried about me? - Of course. 1023 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,278 Having this baby doesn't mean I don't love you. 1024 01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:39,575 - I know that now, Mom. - Honey, we're a family. 1025 01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:42,787 That's right, just a bigger one. 1026 01:15:44,831 --> 01:15:47,166 Dad, Mom, 1027 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:50,795 speaking of bigger families, you think we have room for a pet or two? 1028 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:54,465 Now, tell me the truth, Charlie Barkin, why'd you really come back? 1029 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:57,134 And don't you con me. 1030 01:15:57,302 --> 01:16:02,265 Actually, I kind of like the idea of being Mr. Sasha. 1031 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:09,313 Hey, guys, I worked a little magic. 1032 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:15,403 ♪ Now that you're loving me 1033 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:18,489 ♪ It's so heavenly 1034 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:21,826 ♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah 1035 01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:27,957 ♪ So heavenly ♪ 1036 01:16:52,190 --> 01:16:56,527 ♪ I will always be with you 1037 01:16:56,695 --> 01:16:58,404 ♪ Makes no difference 1038 01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:03,200 ♪ Where your road takes you to 1039 01:17:03,368 --> 01:17:06,037 ♪ Even if we're apart 1040 01:17:06,204 --> 01:17:08,372 ♪ Now we're joined at the heart 1041 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:13,294 ♪ Though our moment may be gone 1042 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:17,798 ♪ You and I will still live on 1043 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:22,720 ♪ I will always be with you 1044 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:28,893 ♪ I'll be by your side whatever you do 1045 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:34,315 ♪ Other memories may fade But the ones that we made 1046 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:39,111 ♪ Are eternal as a star 1047 01:17:39,279 --> 01:17:44,200 ♪ Now I'm part ofwho you are 1048 01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:49,330 ♪ And I'll be there with you in the sound of your laughter 1049 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:54,251 ♪ I'll be in the tears you cry 1050 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:59,131 ♪ 'Cause the way you and I have touched one another 1051 01:17:59,299 --> 01:18:04,178 ♪ Doesn't end with goodbye 1052 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:10,101 ♪ I will always be with you 1053 01:18:10,268 --> 01:18:15,731 ♪ Like a guardian angel Constant and true 1054 01:18:15,899 --> 01:18:18,526 - ♪ When you're lost in the night - ♪ Lost in the night 1055 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,361 ♪ And you can't see the light 1056 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:25,491 ♪ My love will see you through 1057 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:28,577 ♪ I will always be there 1058 01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:31,789 ♪ You'll have me there 1059 01:18:31,957 --> 01:19:08,492 ♪ I will always be with you 1060 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:13,497 ♪ Like a guardian angel Constant and true 1061 01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:16,959 - ♪ When you're lost in the night - ♪ Lost in the night 1062 01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:19,128 ♪ And you can't see the light 1063 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:23,674 ♪ My love will see you through 1064 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:26,677 ♪ I will always be there 1065 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:30,181 ♪ You'll have me there 1066 01:19:30,348 --> 01:19:35,436 ♪ I will always be with 1067 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:40,524 ♪ You ♪ 1068 01:19:40,574 --> 01:19:45,124 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 78654

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