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Just another day in paradise.
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Today and every day.
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Still shy
after all this time?
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Sorry, Syl.
The way I was brought up.
5
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:21,940
All good, baby girl.
6
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,238
Why didn't he tell her
he loved her?
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00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,809
He was afraid
she wouldn't say it back.
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00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,131
So I told him to fuck off.
And that's when I knew.
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00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,467
Smart move.
10
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,439
Boom, boom. Yes!
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Finally!
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Want to check
and update the map?
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Sure.
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It smacks of smoked salmon.
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00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,836
You expect
they don't have good eyesight,
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00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,538
but they have better hearing
than a teenager masturbating
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in a room with a door
with no lock on it.
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00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,910
So if they find you,
you shoot to kill.
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Go for the head.
You kill the brain,
you kill the beast.
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00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,282
You're out of bullets,
you're out of weapons,
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you aren't out of options.
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Get yourself to water.
The sea, a lake, a river.
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Your rich neighbor's
Olympic-size pool.
Jump in.
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The affected can't swim.
They won't follow you in.
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00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,065
Meanwhile, I just got an update.
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Thirteen degrees north,
100 degrees east,
is a no-go zone.
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I repeat,
that is a no-go zone.
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This is DJ,
last of the old breed,
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sending the good word
to the good people.
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Haven, we know
you're out there.
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Come on, be cool.
Let us know how to find you.
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Coming back with more news
and advice tomorrow.
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Same time, same channel...
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Nothing we don't already know.
Except for where Haven is.
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Why doesn't he ever tell us
where it is?
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Maybe he's hiding too.
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Maybe.
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I hope Haven's real.
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Yeah.
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But for now,
we don't know where it is,
we don't know if it exists,
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so we're staying here.
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Yeah.
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Want to finish the movie?
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Sure.
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Ready?
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Almost.
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Stop smiling.
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Serious.
49
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Pensive.
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00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,330
Like a student
studying hard.
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Stop.
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Knock it off.
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00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,406
Another day gone.
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A good day.
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00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,512
Yeah.
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What do you miss the most?
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We said we wouldn't
talk about that.
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I'm not
talking about the past.
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I'm just asking you
what do you miss the most?
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About the past.
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Technically.
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I miss fruit juices.
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We have juice.
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I mean fresh-squeezed ones.
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I would kill
for a durian right now.
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So what do you miss?
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Driving.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean,
I know it's cliché,
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but being alone
with your thoughts
on the road...
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Like an escape.
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Yeah.
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All the escape in the world.
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Just another day
in paradise.
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Today and every day.
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I've read all the books.
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Read them again.
Your favorites.
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I do.
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'Cause you're a bookworm.
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Books will expand your mind.
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My mind expands any more,
it's gonna snap.
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Fuck!
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Not again.
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Okay, we have time.
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You've got about a day,
maybe more, maybe less.
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I've seen some people change
in five hours, some in three.
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00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,678
The outcome's always the same.
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If one of them bites you,
it's game over, man, game over.
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Just like stupidity,
there is no cure.
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If one of the infected
gets its blood on you,
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you better hope it doesn't go
in your mouth, or your eyes.
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The first signs of infection
come after a few hours.
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Dizziness, sweatiness,
craving for water.
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When that happens,
your mind starts to go.
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Take it from me,
if it ever gets to that point,
it's better to do yourself in.
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It is not a good way to die.
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00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:41,479
Meanwhile,
I am getting an update
from my boys on the ground.
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The no-go zone
has now been extended
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to 14 degrees north,
99 degrees east.
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00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:50,221
Once again,
that is 14 degrees north,
99 degrees east.
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This is DJ,
last of the old breeds,
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spreading the good word
of good people.
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Haven,
we know you're out there.
Blah, blah, blah.
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00:24:57,563 --> 00:25:01,499
This next one goes out
to all those hot single ladies
in my area.
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00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,502
It's Nickelback
singing Whitney Houston's
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"I Will Always Love You"
on repeat.
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Don't let me turn.
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I won't.
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Do the same for me?
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I promise.
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One left.
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I swear I closed it.
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The wind.
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Must have been.
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We have to be sure.
Patrol, weapons check.
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Today's an awful day.
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I'm starving.
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Me too.
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The gas lasted longer
last night.
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Something wrong, maybe?
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Maybe.
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We have to go.
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Tomorrow.
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Do we?
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00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,790
We do.
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00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:27,798
Good night.
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00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:38,902
Two gone, six left.
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Should be enough.
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Plenty.
Mm.
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Let's go to the water hole.
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We have work to do.
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We have time.
It's on the way.
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We rarely get to leave.
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There's a reason for that.
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What's the point of living
if we don't have a life?
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I knew you were going
to say that.
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'Cause you know me.
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Please?
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00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,622
Okay.
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00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:45,955
It's clear.
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00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,929
I'm gonna go check
one more time.
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00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,267
No, we've been through this
so many times.
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Hey.
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00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:09,939
Hey.
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Name's Kai.
This is my friend Brian.
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00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:16,245
What's your name?
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00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,852
Take it easy. Take it easy.
We're not here to hurt you.
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00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:24,987
We're friendly, okay?
Calm down.
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00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:26,489
We live in a community
right over here.
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00:45:26,491 --> 00:45:28,024
We have lots of food
and water.
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00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,992
We're just out searching
for more people to join us.
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00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:32,195
Are you living alone?
Where do you live?
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00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:33,796
You guys better leave.
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00:45:33,798 --> 00:45:35,498
No, we're not here
to hurt you.
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00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,734
How many are you?
Where are your friends?
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00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:39,902
Hey, guys.
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00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,804
It's funny we ran into you.
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00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:44,807
We actually are staying
at a resort,
like, ten kilometers up.
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00:45:44,809 --> 00:45:46,976
We have lots of food
and water.
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00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:50,012
How many people
are in your commune?
Sorry, what's your name?
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00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:51,180
I'm Kai.
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It's better this way.
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00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:45,868
What are you doing?
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00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:48,037
We need to talk.
It's dangerous.
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00:46:48,039 --> 00:46:50,139
So is this.
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00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:51,874
We promised
we'd talk everything out.
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Not right now.
Not right here.
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00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,246
Yes, right here, right now.
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We had to do it.
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No, we didn't.
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Yes, we did.
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Have you just forgotten
what happened last time?
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I've kept us alive.
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Right. All on your own.
Trust fund baby
saves the world.
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Yeah.
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'Cause a trophy wife
sure as hell
is not about to do it.
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And I'll never forget
what happened last time.
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00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,502
I lost my child.
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I'm sorry.
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00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,512
Drive.
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Ro.
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Just drive!
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00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:41,150
We need to unload these.
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I want to be alone
right now.
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00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:46,022
We need to do
a perimeter check too.
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Later!
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We're better off.
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Ro!
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I'm so sorry.
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00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:05,621
Are you okay?
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00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:07,556
Did you get hurt?
No. I'm okay.
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00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:11,794
How many are there?
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I don't know.
We have to go now.
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Okay.
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Let's go.
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01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:47,843
How many?
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01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:51,880
I don't know.
Like, nine, eight, maybe seven.
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01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:59,221
How long do we have?
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01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:02,958
Until this place
is swarmed?
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01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:06,762
One, two hours.
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01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:08,797
Tops.
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01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:13,235
We have to leave.
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01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,446
We do this right,
we'll be okay.
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01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:29,885
Never thought
this day would come.
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01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:32,087
Yes, we did.
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01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:35,023
Not this soon.
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01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:38,260
We've had a good run,
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01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:40,162
longer than either of us
would have thought.
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01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,435
We have a plan.
We stick to it.
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01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:49,805
If they don't eat us.
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01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,340
-We kill 'em all.
-What if we just left now?
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01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:53,341
No.
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01:01:54,445 --> 01:01:56,044
We have a plan.
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01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:57,412
It's a good plan.
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01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,347
We'll wait.
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01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:54,770
It won't start.
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01:03:06,049 --> 01:03:07,916
Battery cable's loose.
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01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:19,921
You're clear.
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01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:22,690
Let's go out on top, Syl.
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01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,660
Do you trust me?
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01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:27,195
Yes.
222
01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:31,566
You have to believe me.
Everything's gonna be okay.
223
01:09:31,568 --> 01:09:33,868
I don't know how,
but it's gonna be okay.
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01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:36,671
Yeah, I believe you.
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01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:14,655
Ro!
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01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:49,710
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's that time of day again.
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01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:52,813
Get ready
for all your favorite sounds
of civilization.
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01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:55,550
But first,
a message from our sponsors.
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01:15:57,921 --> 01:16:00,221
Seems we don't have
any messages.
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01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,090
Oh, well, here we go.
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01:16:03,092 --> 01:16:05,326
This is DJ,
last of the old breed,
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01:16:05,328 --> 01:16:07,228
sending the good word
to the good people.
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01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,297
Haven,
we know you're out there.
234
01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:12,266
Come on, be cool,
help us out.
235
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:13,868
Let us know where you are.
236
01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:15,570
Hold on.
237
01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:22,810
Okay, listen very carefully.
Our base has been compromised.
238
01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:24,745
We're under attack.
It is not safe here.
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01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:26,681
Whatever you do, stay away
from the old rice mill.
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01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:28,316
Head north. I believe
that is where Haven is.
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01:16:28,318 --> 01:16:30,818
Maybe I'll see you there.
This is DJ signing off.
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Jesus.
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Guns?
Yeah.
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They have guns.
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What now?
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We keep surviving.
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Use whatever it takes.
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Just another day
in paradise.
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Today and every day.
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