All language subtitles for Test.Tube.Teens.From.The.Year.2000

So it has relatively been a short time

since the entire planet became part
of the great cooperation of America.

It seems like it has always been this way.

That's because the natural
order has been created.

History proved that all other forms
of government to be ineffective,

that planet has to be run like a business,
the corporate way is the only way.

Some history class.

And

yes, no, I'm sorry, Professor Dorn,

you mentioned that there were other
forms of government at one time.

Can you tell us something about them?

As I said, they became obsolete
because they didn't work.

It would be a waste
of time to discuss them.

Do you like what you see?

OK,

how much?

Oh,

show sure.

I don't suppose you can repeat any
of today's question back to the class

or I said I don't suppose you could repeat
any of today's lesson back to the class.

I don't think your corporate sponsors

would be happy knowing that you were
having thoughts of sex and lust.

You know that all carnal activities are

against the law,
even thinking about it is a crime.

Yes, I know, sir.

I'm sorry.

I just don't know what to say.

No.

But maybe you'll be able to speak
more freely after class.

Nice going.

I want you to join us as well.

Now, though, why

are you two.
Wait a minute.

What did I do

last year?

Oh, that's just.

Thanks a lot for getting me into trouble.

I'm sorry.

All right,

listen up, you test tube twerps,

I've got a lot to say in a short time
to say, so sit down, shut up and listen.

Everything you've heard in this class so

far is a lie, it's propaganda
that the corporation made me teach you.

Only recently did they suspect I
was from the underground alliance.

Are you at the rebels?

I'm a rebel,

yes, out to destroy the world,
just like Big Brother, won't you?

Now, here's the truth.

This country you live in was
a democracy 25 years ago.

That was when the national debt became too

high and mega conglomerate
paid off the debt

and then foreclosed on the
United States government.

After that,
they started hostile takeovers of other

countries until the entire world
became part of their cooperation.

That's when they banned sex

during sex, wasn't against
the law back then, no way

an uptight bitch named
Camilla Swale started the movement.

She had no use for sex herself.

So she convinced the board
that there wasn't any profit in it.

And they decided that test tube babies

would be the only legal form of
reproduction that they could control it.

Are you saying that people didn't
always come from test tubes?

That's right.

I had a mummy and daddy
who raised me from birth.

What's a mommy and daddy

see, you were among the first batch
of test tube babies 19 years ago and they

don't want the alliance to get
to you before security.

You are required to open
the door immediately.

I've told you as much as I can.

The rest you'll have to find out

for yourselves where we're just teenagers.
How can we fight the corporation?

Failure to comply could adversely
affect your credit rating.

Take this.

This would lead you to the archives.

Under the building, centuries
of knowledge has been stored down there.

You'll find everything you want
that will help you get out of sight.

And on the inside, all right,
although I do not fall down on my face.

They are not.

And that is an unauthorized armed robbery.

Thank you, I suspected you for your own

future in your hands if you
don't do something soon.

OK, hurry up.

Oh, wow, that was intense.

Let's get out of here
before they come back.

Wait, what about Dawn?

What about Dawn?

Oh, no, Riblet, I sure
want to get arrested.

What are you going to do to

return the planet to its original state
and free mankind from corporate slavery?

When I come on.

Surprises, no guards down here, of course,

right, and nobody even
knows about this place.

This is what we're looking for.

Took the keywords.

May seem like a dumb question,
but what exactly are we looking for?

I know, really,

Dawn said whatever we would need
would be here, we just have to.

Finally,

great collection from Microchip, a silicon
trust, I mean, where do we start?

Hey, check this out.

Would you buy Playpen magazine
or whatever that is?

Wow, look at these girls.

I never saw anything like
not quite like that.

Let me check it out.
Get your own.

I'm still reading this.
Reading it.

What are you talking about?
Reading it.

You're just looking at the pictures.

Yeah, but I have great comprehension.

This isn't what we came here for, Ben.

Speak for yourself.
Wow.

Look at this August.

And I think people gave
this up for a dental plan.

I'm going to look around some more.

Oh, Samantha Cummings, born in 1975.

Changes in nuclear physics
and home economics.

Walks on the beach and candlelit dinners,

Truscott LYMErix

on turnout, pushy people, noise pollution
and black socks with sandals.

Oh, Samantha Cummings.

Oh, we're far out.

Now, Samantha,

help me.
Please help me.

Help me, please.

What's wrong?

How did that get there?

I don't know how ever
be able to thank you?

Well, between the both of us,
I'm sure we'll figure something out.

They snap out of it,

the graph out, what is it,
something called a news paper?

Yeah, it looks pretty old to me.

I said news, not new.
Wow.

Look, 1997, I had to read
the news on paper back then.

It's pretty primitive, huh?
Look down here.

There's something about Swails.

Council member Kamilah Swails was

appointed regional director for the
South Western Division of Supreme Court.

She was given the appointment
in spite of her hard line philosophy.

Make money, not love.

Well, how does it help us?

I mean, we already know she was some
nut that wormed away into power.

Yeah, but down here, it says

back in the early 90s, she used to run a
girls boarding school, whatever that was.

That school stood at the very
same site as this building.

So so that'll make it simple to find her.

Now, do you not make any sense?

I mean, that was over 25 years ago.

It's not like we can change the past.

Well, it's been tested.

Yeah,

what the hell is it?

How do you know, because I'm smart
and says, all right, I'm here, so it is.

What's it doing here?

Probably something else
corporation is suppressing.

So people like you and I can't
find out about the past.

Wait a minute.

You're not thinking what I
think you're thinking, are you?

Then it's the only way.

The corporation is far
too powerful to stop now.

But back in the last century, we'd
have a chance to travel through time.

What are you, nuts?

I mean, you really not
operate that machine.

It looks simple enough.

It can't be that much different
from driving our car,

how do I remind you that you want your
vertical parking on the driver's test?

One miscalculation and poof
may end up in the Stone Age.

I'm willing to take that risk.
Yeah, well, I'm not.

Oh, no, but for Florida.

OK, OK, where do we start?

Not so fast,
I have to do a bit more research first.

Besides, the controls are
on the outside of the machine.

If we're both going to go through,
we're going to need a third person to it,

break into a restricted area so
that you two can steal a time machine.

Are you mentally stealing it?
Just borrowing it.

Yeah.
We don't have to break in.

We have a key.
Oh, right.

The one we got from our psycho
radical history professor.

He's not insane.
Sure.

He just blasted our surveillance monitor,
baffled a bunch of gibberish and then

assaulted a police officer
before he got carried away.

He's probably in a straitjacket by now.

We've been to the archives.

Everything Dorn said is true.

Now, I'm sure the paper.

Is this for real? Yes,

so you with us or not?
Well, come on, Rita.

All right.

Just as long as I don't
get into any trouble.

So what happens if somebody comes along?
I worry about it.

Nobody ever comes down
to the place is deserted.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you better tell them that you
do worry about a nice night.

Isn't it good to be alive,
to worry about it?

They're not looking for us.

It's just a routine security patrol.

So they come back or we
just have to work fast on.

Until it becomes the same.

Does he know what he's doing?
Of course he does.

It's just just like driving a car.

What did you do?
I just stabilise the energy flux.

Oh, it is a good or bad.

Well, if I didn't, we couldn't control our
speed through time and our molecules would

probably be scattered
throughout the centuries.

And that would be bad luck.
You too.

This sounds really dangerous.

How are you going to get back?
It's very simple.

Right now,
our DNA codes are going to be programmed

into this machine or you have to do
is recall us in three days time.

I have to come back here alone in three
days so you don't have to come back here

as soon as we go through, you can
reprogram the machine to bring us back.

But I thought you wanted
to be gone for three days.

Rena, this is a time machine.

A span of time on the outside
has no bearing on the inside.

We could be in there for a year and only
a second of time might have passed here.

Do you understand
what I'm an idiot, you know.

Good.

I mean, all you have to do is press these

two buttons once we're going reset
the counter ahead and press these two.

Got it?
I think so.

Good.

Let's go.

Be careful out there, OK?
Don't worry about me.

I can take care of myself.
Besides, I'm going to go in a few seconds.

What are you going to do that,
I don't know,

just instinct, I guess.

Keep following your instincts.

I got plenty of time
for that when we get back.

Yeah, if we get back.

You have me in no, I've been
reading to our restricted area.

Man, man, where did you go?

So where are we?
It's all right.

This must be the Swinscoe.

It doesn't look like a school to me,

we're the monitors
and the computer terminals.

For that matter, where the students.

Let's get out of here,
then we're not ready to socialize yet.

We're.

Late to ask,
but you do have a prayer, don't you?

Well, don't tell me you have a plan,
then it's more of an idea than a plan,

although there was no way to know
what to do until we got here.

I'm sure once I have a chance to look
around and think of something

besides, we have three days.
I don't believe you.

You drag me back about 25 years
and then you want to figure things out.

We may not have three days.

It's like you said,
you're not going to hurt you

now if I take my hand with your mouth,
you promise not to scream.

You promise

it's not working?
You try Lochness.

My name is Naldo, this is my friend.

Then we've come from your future
from the year 2019 to be exact.

Our mission here is to alter certain
events in your time to prevent a corporate

takeover of the planet and the banning
of sex between consenting adults.

Do you understand?

And are you sure?

All right.

She didn't believe me.
Oh, gee, I wonder why.

Hey, the newspaper idea.

Look, this

this is what's going to happen in your
time exactly three years from now.

This isn't a joke,

guys really aren't from here, are you?

Trust me, miss,
we haven't even been born yet.

So that's what it's like in the future.

I mean, there's no sex of any kind.
That's right.

It's against the law.

I've never had sex.

And Camilla Swails is responsible

for outlawing it,
according to our research, yes.

Geez, I thought

she was a tight assed Prue with delusions
of grandeur, but I had no idea she could

go that far. What are you
going to do about it?

We don't know.
Why?

Well, actually, we were hoping you might
have some ideas, this being your time and

I don't know,

maybe you could kill her.
Is that illegal?

It is where we come from.

I was just kidding.

Oh,

well, we have to do something.

The future of the world depends on it.

So the future of the world will
have to wait until tomorrow.

I've got a class early in the morning.

Got to get ready for bed to

you to sleep on the floor.

Oh, yeah, right.

Wait a minute.

What's your name?

Good night.

Good night, Maggie.

Although we come

here, I thought I was dreaming

and what time is.

At seven a.m., October 18th, 1994,

oh, my God.

Where are we?
Do you remember traveling through time,

Camila's swails, you know,
saving the future, all that.

Right, right.

Where's Maggie?

I don't know, she must've gone out early.

She's kind of cute, huh?

I really hadn't noticed when you did.

I saw the way you're looking at it.

What the hell?
It's all right.

It's some sort of video monitor.

What's it playing?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

Good morning, new to be discovered by TV.

I've never seen such a blatant
display of sex and violence.

Yeah, it's hard to believe
we've been missing out on this.

This is totally cool.
Radical

man.
You do learn fast.

Come on.
You better get dressed.

Get dressed.
Do you mean we are dressed?

No.
If you want to walk around here without

getting caught, this is an all
girls school, remember?

Wait a minute.

She's not saying when I
think she's thin, is she?

Oh no.
Oh, I'm not just an up as a girl.

No, wait.
Now, hold on a minute, Ben.

She's got a point.

This is the only way we're going
to be able to move about freely.

Now you can move about
all you want to dress.

I'm not doing it.
No way.

I don't like it any more than you do.

You tell me what choice
we have read my lips.

I'm not dressing up as a girl.
You can't make me.

You can't make me.
You can't make me.

You can't make me.

I cut myself shaving.

You for the black.

I don't know why we had
to come in here with you.

Well, you can't just hide in my room
watching television all day.

Who knows, you might even learn something.

Oh, my God, you see who that is?

Professor Dawn, I wonder if he recognizes
that he's not going to recognize us.

He won't even meet us
for another 25 years.

Good morning, ladies.

I trust everyone read
last night's assignment.

I'm excellent.

And you won't have a problem
writing an essay on the material.

Say 200 words.

Good morning, Miss.

Sorry to interrupt your
class, Professor Dorn.

Oh, no harm done.

I was just giving the young
ladies a pop quiz.

Oh, good.

They must always be kept on their toes.

After all, ladies, it is a man's world out

there and they will have to be exceptional
to find a place in it. Isn't that so?

No.
Whatever you say, Mrs.

.

Yes.

Well, I really just stopped by to pick up

your student evaluations,
I do trust you've done them.

Oh, yes.
Yes, I had them right here.

That's very good, Professor.

Keep up the good work.

I've never seen you two before.

Explain yourselves why

these are the two Swedish exchange
students, Ingrid and Heidi.

What exchange students,

the ones who are staying with me,
my parents wrote to you about them.

I don't remember any such thing.

You don't?

Well, maybe that's because I
forgot to show you the letter.

Oh, you forgot.

Ingrid and Heidi isn't.

Oh, hello,

thank you for letting us
visit your beautiful school.

Oh, I do believe you'd better find

that letter and have it on my desk
immediately after class.

Yes, Miss Swails.

All right.
Time is up.

Please turn in your papers on your way.

I'm going to get down to help us.
What?

You said you wouldn't even recognize us.
I know.

I have to convince in the same
way I convince Maggie.

And what and his last class

for, I think, perfect.

For.

And how long are they staying?

Oh, just a couple of days.

I see.

Well, I certainly hope they don't get

into any trouble because I'm
holding you responsible.

Yes, Miss.

Everything is under control.

And control is everything, after all,

one can hardly expect
to go very far without it.

And oh, I do expect to go very far.

God at the star of Bedtime
for Bonzo can do it, so can I.

What did she do for you?

Yes, she told me you two
were my responsibility.

That's all I need.
No baggage.

I know you really stuck your neck out for
us, especially back there in the class.

Yeah, I thought we were busted for sure.

I just want you to know how much I we

appreciate what you're
doing for your planet.

Don't mention it.

Well, I've got to get to the
library and do some research.

You, too, may be concerned
with the future,

but I've still got the president
to worry about, like passing my course.

OK, then we'll see you
after I talk to Dawn.

Have you tried to get to Charles?

I've never heard of a robot before.

Well, I never want to hear them again.

I thought it was dying out there that.

What do you think is
headed there for them?

We don't know if we can.

Why not?
Why not?

Oh, well, because we have very a cold.
That's right.

Yeah.
Bye bye.

Bye.
Good bye, baby.

Oh,

yeah.
I thought we would see you later.

OK.

OK.

No, I haven't seen either one of them.

Are you sure?

Of course, I'm sure.

This is an all girls school.

I certainly would have noticed a pair
of teenage boys wandering around.

I see.

Exactly who are these boys
and why are you looking for them?

I am not allowed to disclose
that information.

Suffice it to say that they have been
very naughty.

And you are truant, officer?

Yes, ma'am.

Well, I shall certainly
notify you if I see them.

How can I get in touch with you?

I'll be back.

Professor Dawn.

Professor Don, are you in there?

It's me, English.

Just a minute.

Mayor.

I'm so glad to find you here, Professor.

I was afraid that you might not come.

To be honest, I wasn't so sure myself.

I beg your pardon?

I mean, after all,
I'm a teacher and you're a student.

I just don't want you to think
I make a habit of it.

I'm sorry, Professor.
Don't I don't quite follow my.

Your English is excellent.

Thank you, professor.

It should be I've been
speaking it all my life.

Really?
Yes.

What part of Sweden are you from?

Oh, Professor.

Well, that's part of what I've
come here to talk to you about.

I'm afraid you might find this
very difficult to believe.

I so did I at first,
and then I thought to myself, why not?

I mean, after all, I'm a man and you

are a very attractive young woman
when so far you are half right.

Oh, life is too short to worry about rules

if we don't act today with countless
tomorrows filled with regret.

Exactly, Professor.

That's exactly what I came
here to talk to you about.

The time has passed for Tony.

Come to midnight, my little
Swedish meatballs, professor.

The hell are you doing

to him what comes naturally?

Who did write that note?

Yeah, I got you that note, but I'm
afraid you got the wrong idea, mister.

I'm not that kind of girl.

Oh, don't be a tease.

I'm too old to play these games.

Yeah, well, maybe I ought to start
acting your age, Professor.

I'm afraid this is just not going to work.

This was a bad idea for me to come here.

I don't.

You're much older than I am, Professor.

I don't care, or like you said,
you're a teacher and I'm a student.

I don't.

I'm also a boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, little
boy doing in a girls school like that.

Believe me, mister, this hasn't
been a picnic for me either.

Oh,wait.

Mr.
Swails hears about this.

You can't do that, Professor.

She's the one my friend and I
are here to stop stuff.

From doing what?

From destroying civilization
as you know it.

Well, hello,

and what's going on in here

is the other one

that you talked about, Heidi,

who got together and decided for you
guys to welcome to America Party.

But isn't that sweet?

You know, you really didn't have to do
that, so don't get too choked up about it.

We're always looking
for an excuse to party.

All right.

And I

propose a toast to no

Ingrid,

the best that could have

come here.
Oh,

yes.

Oh,

oh,

oh, I'm sorry about this.
They're already here.

When I got back to.

Did you talk to Professor Dawn?
Yes.

And nothing.

He doesn't have any ideas either.
That's too bad.

Yeah,

well, that doesn't explain
the look on your face.

Well, let's just say
my disguise fooled him.

Really called him.

Well, it's back in high school,
I was very drunk at a football game.

It's miswired, although holy shitare you.

You better get out of here.

You don't miss Real to get
a second look at you.

Where should we go?
Out the window.

Out the window.
Are you crazy?

We're on the second floor.
Well, there's a ledge out there.

You can get to another room
if we don't fall.

What is going on in there?

Come on, Heidi.

O o

o o o

o o o.

What is going on in here, Maggie?

We were just studying the swails,
I heard loud music.

Oh, we were trying to find
the classical station on the radio,

but we kept getting was
that nasty rock and roll a shame.

And where are your two little guests,
Ingrid and Heidi?

Well, I think they're still
at the library studying, aren't they?

That's the last place I saw,
you know, girls.

I don't know what you're hiding here,

but believe me, I intend
to get to the bottom of it.

Oh, my goodness, look at this.

You know, I do believe there is a rule

against alcoholic beverages
in the dorm, isn't that so?

Well, I didn't hear you.
Yes.

Roswell's

well, girls, that's a month's detention.

That goes for all of you.

And as for you, young lady,
I will be keeping an eye on you.

And that goes for your two little friends.

To

a matter of fact,

if I see any of you getting out of line,
I will make your life a living hell.

Is that clear?

Yes, it is, Miss Wells.
Oh, good.

Girls, back to your rooms.

Scampers Kamper.

Motto.

Where are you?

Oh,

hello.

Oh, Jesus Christ,
I didn't mean to frighten you.

Oh, I, uh, I just didn't
see you said that.

Oh, I get a little jumpy.

I close call out there hiding from Swails.

How did you know?

We always use the legs when
she's prowling the house.

You're one of those exchange
students, aren't you?

Yeah.
Just call me.

I kind of get used to it.
What then?

Oh, nothing.
I'm Samantha.

Samantha Cummings.

The Samantha Cummings.

Oh, I don't know if I I'm be Samantha
Cummings, but I'm a Samantha Cummings.

Oh.

So have you ever thought
of doing any modeling?

No.

You will.

Am I missing something here?

Oh, no, it's them, it's just that I

feel like I know so much about you.

I really like.

Well, that you were born in 1975 and you,

major in nuclear physics
and home economics.

How did you know that?
I have.

I met you somewhere before?

No,

I just I do like that.

We have so much in common.

Such as?

Well, we both like candlelight dinners,
walks on the beach and Etruscan limericks.

You like you're asking
them to bid you farewell?

Well, gee, there there's so many.

I just couldn't say which one
I like that will keep going.

Turn-off

you hate pushy people,

noise pollution and don't you hate when
people are black socks with sandals.

Oh, drives me crazy.

I can't think of anything dark here.

Me neither.

So you see, I do know a lot about you

know, it's uncanny.

Can you tell what I'm thinking now?

You're probably wondering what
it would be like to kiss me.

Kiss you, but you're a girl.

Well, yeah, but would it make
any difference if I was a guy?

All the difference in the world.

My darling Carmella,
I count the moments till we can be

together again and I can feel
the touch of your sweet lips.

Dear Camela,

words cannot explain the ecstasy I felt
in your arms last night,

it was as if the angels came down
from heaven and smiled upon me.

Oh,

why won't you see me, Carmela?

I've been back home for.

Dear Camilla, it is
with great regret that I

write that I can never see you again.

My wife suspects our affair and I must
end it now before I ruin everything.

Please don't hate me.
Love Darryl.

Darryl.

So that's what happened.

She had an affair with a married
man and she got burned.

Wait till then.

Hears about this.

What are you who is down with you?

Nobody here you.

Who was that guy, friend of yours?

Not exactly.

I have a bad feeling about this.

That was the single greatest
experience of my life.

Now, I just hope I live long
enough to have another one like.

Where's and although we split up.

You mean he didn't come back?

Guys, guys, I think we did it.

No, I think I finally found
the answer to our problem.

Another where've you been?

I've been so worried about you, Mr.

Wales office doing a bit of research.

But these, it seems, are Miss Swails
wasn't always the woman she is today.

How could this be the same woman?

Yeah, she keeps it was like in her desk.

Do you know what this means?

This means there's still a trace

of humanity left in her or we have
to do is find the right person for her.

It could change her entire outlook
in one day.

That's a pretty tall order.

She's not exactly Morgan Fairchild.

Does anybody want to know
what I found out?

Yes.

Ben, what have you been
doing this whole time?

Well, let's just say that I've been
doing some research on my own.

But here's the bad news.

There's a cyborg after us, a cyborg.

Make love to Canela Swails,
you're out of your mind.

Why not, Professor?

It's not like she's a dog and you do it
because you're more her age.

So we are ideologically
opposed to one another.

We have absolutely nothing in common.

Well, think of her as a lost soul,

once full of hope and love,
now a tragic shell of her former self.

Her nastiness is just
a mask to hide her pain.

She must have a lot of pain.

I think of the service
should be to mankind.

I mean the future of this world.

It lies in your hands.

Well, maybe not exactly your hands.

Well, you know, I would like to help,
but I don't see how I can.

I've never had much
success with the ladies.

Well, here, study these.

They'll give you some insight
to what turns around.

Oh,

oh, you're really asking a lot.

We have faith in you.

Yes, it's Professor Don.

I see you come in.

There's something I want
to discuss with you.

Mm hmm.
What is it?

Uh, you and me?

Excuse me.

You heard me.

I can resist your spouse no longer.

What are you talking about?

Don't try to deny it.

You felt it, too.

That's what

that the animal attraction that draws two
people together so strong you cannot deny.

Is this your way of asking for time off?

Only if I could spend it with you.

This is my way of saying I love you.

Oh, dear.

You know, Professor Dorn,

I think you should take a leave
of absence of very long leave of absence.

So if you send me away, I only come back.

I cannot bear to be apart from you
yourself.

Have you forgotten
that I am your superior?

Are you awake at night dreaming,

thinking of how unworthy I am of you?
Let's stop humiliating yourself like this.

That's my job.

Oh,hey.
No.

Oh oh.
He's

a professor at MIT.

Professor.

Please

go away.

Excuse me.

Is that what you want to kiss?

You say sort of with.

Close your eyes,

OK.

Oh, I'm sorry to let you down,
I guess I'm not much of a lover.

I guess you're not much
of a fighter either.

No, I should be thankful that she
agreed not to press charges.

I guess she felt firing you and taking
away your pension was enough.

I am so sorry about this, Professor.

We came here to help mankind and all
we've done is mess things up.

It's not your fault.

It's Camilla Swails.

She's got to be stopped.

Oh, we can always go back
to your idea of killing her.

Second, she touches that doorknob.

I promise we'll

be back right now.

Oh, no.

Thank you, Victoria.

I guess the voltage wasn't enough,
thank God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

SNAP out of it.

Come on.

How could you miss she's only 10 feet

away? Oh, yeah, well, if you're
so great with a bow and arrow.

A new shooter, give me a blast and I'll

show you some shooting, going to be
enough left over to suck up the straw.

Look, you guys, we're just
going to have to face it.

We are not cut out to be assassins.

What are you going to do now?

I think we better run.

Why look.

You guys, if we just play it cool,
there's a chance you won't recognize us.

Yeah, so much for not recognizing us.

Oh, what is the meaning of

oh, my God, you're not a girl.

Oh, wait.

You were looking for that?
I go.

I know.

Well, at least you could
show a little appreciation.

Have you seen two boys from Utah,
whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

What's his problem

then?

Not.

Brina, yes.

Oh,

Rita, NALGO,

why are you dressed like,
yeah, let's go outside.

You guys.

Would you mind tell me
what this is all about?

Yes,

a lot of brud.

Great, now we'll never stop looking

for us, you know, we're going
to have to get out of here.

What's going on here?

Why are you wearing dresses?

Would be good for starters.

Trust me, it's a long story.
How did you get here?

Detroit cops came just after you left.

I only had time to reset
the date before I got in.

Oh, no.

What do you know what this means

if you didn't reset the machine to recall
us, that means we can't get back.

You mean we're trapped in 1994?

We can't get back to the world we knew.

Well, look at the bright side.

You didn't like the world you knew before.

Maybe you like this one better.

Maybe you're right.

We're going to just have
to get used to it, I guess.

Wait a minute, you guys, we have
to do something about Cummo Swails.

Otherwise, this world is going to become
our world in less than three years.

Oh, I forgot about that.
One thing's for sure.

We can hang around here anymore.

You're right.

Sneak out the back way into town.

Here's a charge card.

You better buy yourself some clothes if

you don't want to attract
a lot of attention.

I'll try and hook up with you later.
Maggie, wait.

What about Swails?

You're going to be in a lot
of trouble with her.

Oh, I can deal with her.

Meet me at the fourth
dimension at nine o'clock.

Beachwear.

It's a club on 7th.
You like it?

It's pretty wild,

Maggie.

I don't know how to thank you
for everything you've done.

You've done so much in.

What about me?

Well, you guys, we've
got to get out of here.

Do we have to?

Yeah, I introduced you to a 20th century,
which I've never got shopping.

Really.

If you don't tell me who those boys are,

things are going to get very bad
for you around here, young lady.

Oh, why do you insist
on protecting them now?

You know, they're going to be
caught sooner or later.

All right.
If you persist in this young lady,

then I'm afraid you will just have
to find yourself another school.

I'm not going to let you ruin
my plans for the future.

Nothing would make me happier.

Of course, if they're involved in some
sort of criminal activity,

you would all have to be turned
over to the proper authorities.

Well, consider yourself
confined to your room.

I'll be watching that door.

Wow.

You know, I think I don't really
like living in this century.

Hey, remember me?

You kind of do look familiar.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, what can I get you guys,
what it got nothing.

Well, you guys may want to get her.

I had been having trouble getting out.
Oh, nothing.

Genie couldn't handle.

I was put under house arrest.

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry
all this happened to you.

No, don't be.

I want to transfer that school anyway.

And besides, I got.

So don't you know Angela?

It

looks like a bomb, let's go
down some more ad infinitum.

Last night.
Last night, yeah, that was fantastic.

One

of the three, the SamanthaTchi.

Like what?

Well, there's been one.

Just how well do you know,
Ben, what business of yours?

I'm making it my business.

Girls, girls, girls,
can we be a little civilized about this?

Civilized, because if you want to step

back in time, six years before I was even
born and this is how you treat me,

you've only been gone for several fucking
three days.

Rita.

What was she talking about anyway?

I'm sure, Samantha.

Oh, my God, you saved my life.
Don't mention it.

Is he dead?

He megi into machine.

Well, is it going to come after
us like it? Like in the movies?

It's.

No, I don't think so.

This gives me an idea.
Help me get him out of here.

Are you serious?
Yes.

We you

don't worry about a guy,
just a drunk friend.

No, don't drink and drive.

Watch his hands.

Screwdriver, escudo.

He lives in.

Who,

Broadway,Joy.

Wait, wait a minute, what's a Droid way

around a funnel?

Would you mind telling me
what you're texting him?

Well, Maggie, I'm reprogramming
him to go after Swails.

You know, you're going
to have to terminate her.

No, not exactly.

I figure where Professor Dorn failed,
Alexis just might succeed

that thing.

And Swails,
they both have something in common.

Neither one of them are human.
That's true.

This thing doesn't exactly seem like the

romantic type will be Rina as soon as I
assimilate these into his memory banks

as well as love letters.

I cannot stand back, everyone, I'm
going to activate and be ready to run.

I think we did it.
He's not trying to kill us.

He still makes me nervous.

You know, you have nothing to worry about.
He's a gentle.

Islam is not right, Lex.

See what I mean?
OK, that's enough screwing around you

guys, can we so
assimilate data into memory?

Wow, that was fast.

While some of us for variety, you know,

if he's going to have as well,
you need a lot of stimulus.

Check us out, assimilate data.

Oh.

What are you doing here at this
hour and who are you anyway?

I am the next five hundred cybernetic
agent for the corporate states of America.

My original mission has been reprogrammed.

I have come for you, Comella, Swails.

And just what does that mean?

My darling Carmella,
I count the moments until we can be

together, I could feel
a touch of your sweet lips.

Oh.

I beg your pardon?

Words can barely describe
the atmosphere of being with you.

It's as if the angels had smiled upon
me and give me a taste of heaven.

Huh?

Who's gotten into the men around here,

and I'm afraid I must ask you to leave.

OK, baby, if that's how you want to play

it, you want it hard and fast,
then that's how you're going to get it.

Now, wait just a minute.

I have been engineered to replicate

the perfect physical specimen
of man in every way.

In every way.

Get a look at this with Kate, Neil Brown.

Well, you know, here at the Swale School

for girls, we always
strive for perfection.

See me at my desk.

I wonder how you're doing.

Oh,my goodness.

You are strong.
I can bench press five times.

Well, that's not true at all.

What else can you do?

I'll show you.

I wonder if this is going to work.

We haven't heard anything
for over an hour.

No, baby.

Show me oh, honey, show me
what I have been missing.

Yes.

What are we going to do
if this doesn't work?

Oh, I don't know.
Then

I just don't know.

What the hell?

Wow,

Miss Swilled,

is that really you
you were expecting maybe Madonna,

I guess this means you won't be pursuing
a political career in politics?

Hell no, honey, we are out of here.

First stop, Las Vegas.

Oh, I always wanted to get married in

today's civil ceremony.

You do know he's a cyborg,
I don't matter when you're in a lab

besides.

He told me his battery last
at least another 75 years.

Oh, God, that ought to be long enough.
Let's get going.

My little born in love when you say.

First on the list of babies, I'm.

Well, that was the last anybody ever saw

a crazy Camela rumor is she's riding
with a biker gang in Topanga Canyon.

There never was a corporate
takeover of the government.

So the world went on as it
was a little messed up.

But then nobody's perfect.

Ben and Rena patched up their
differences and got married.

She still won't let him
read Playpen magazine.

So Vince decided to pursue
a career as a sex therapist.

Professor Dorn gave up teaching
and became a very successful author.

His first book, Alternate Futures,

was a number one bestseller,
and he moved to Waikiki with two shapely

native women
master Samantha Cummings as well.

She never did become a model.

Instead, she went on to win
the Peace Prize for nuclear physics.

And that about wraps up today's lecture.

You can believe it or not.

Can you say that it didn't happen?

Professor Naldo, can I see
you in my office in private?

Well, I sure thing sweet cakes.

Well, I'm history.

The fugitive.

We've got to work, we
want the world to laugh.

So don't you be.

No, Angela, don't you be.

No one would watch out
for flying off the floor.

Do in the new.

Oh.

Oh.

By the 2009.

We know how to crossdressing
if you want to save a huge.

Maybe get out and vote.