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[ALL CHEERING]

Fred missed another match. What'd he get, trapped?

Whatevs. This time, he missed a game we're gonna win.

[GRUNTS]

Hey, he can't do that. Red card.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[GROANS]

No way. That was a clean steal.

This is bogus.

- Unh! GIRLS: Ah!

Oh, you are done, as in cooked.

Yeah, I get it. Well, what if I just--

Hmm. --told you I loved you so much?

Okay, so maybe what I'm saying is--

Huh?

--who cares? It's just a game.

You are so amazing.

I love everything.

- Are tears of joy inappropriate? WOMAN: Not at all.

Tears are just the beginning.

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[BELL RINGS]

So did anyone hear about the weird love fest at the game last night?

[STOMACH GURGLING]

- You okay, Shaggy? - Like, no.

I was so worried about the test today that I forgot to eat breakfast.

Dude, you wouldn't perchance have some Scooby Snacks, would you?

Uh, sure.

Ah!

Oh, boy.

Hey, gang, look at this.

VELMA: Okay, weird.

The dorky head of the Chess Club is holding hands with a cheerleader.

And the class president is dancing with that smelly girl:

- Hot Dog Water. - Hot dogs? Let me see.

Easy, Shaggy.

I don't think Hot Dog Water actually has hot dogs.

She just smells like hot-dog water because when someone doesn't wash after gym...

...and they wear gingham or wool, like Hot Dog Water does...

...there's a chemical reaction from the bacteria that can smell...

...well, like hot dogs.

I'm not "whoo-hooing" because of Hot Dog Water.

I'm "whoo-hooing" because there's a substitute teacher, which means:

BOTH: No test for Shaggy.

Like, hey there, substiteach. Sorry I'm late, but--

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS THEN GIGGLES]

Shaggy, what's wrong with you? Class has started.

Go. Vamoose.

Are we having a low-blood-sugar moment?

Like, who needs blood sugar when I've got you?

VELMA: Huh?

[SNIFFS]

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

[BOTH SIGH]

STUDENTS: Huh?

[ALL SIGH]

STUDENTS: Huh?

[STUDENTS GRUNT]

[STUDENTS SIGH]

Take a look, Daph. I'm working on this one right now.

It's a net-drop with a cinch-action hem.

[FRED & DAPHNE GRUNT]

[BOTH GROAN]

[BOTH SIGH]

[HUMMING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[SCREAMS]

[STAMMERING] Shaggy!

Quiet now, sweet pup. All you need is the love.

Sorry, ugly lady, not feeling it.

It's not working. Get him.

Huh?

- Bad dog. - Bad doggy.

[SCOOBY YELLS]

Shaggy, help!

- Huh? - Bring him to the love, my puppets.

[SCOOBY YELLS]

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

ANGIE: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the most mystifying...

...spookalating thing ever to happen to Crystal Cove.

And look, it's everywhere, the love. Ha, ha.

[SIGHS THEN YELLS]

Run down that mangy mongrel. Run him down with the love. Now!

ALL: Yes, Miss Aphrodite.

[YELLS]

You must be Scooby-Doo.

Professor Pericles?

A pleasure to meet you, my clover-toed comrade.

Sorry it had to be under such dire circumstances.

Fortunately for Crystal Cove, I'm here to help.

- You are? - Oh, I know what you are thinking.

Why would I ever deign to help those who locked me up like a common beast...

...despite the power of my diabolical mind?

Uh, not exactly what I was thinking, but....

As much as I enjoy seeing my captors tormented...

...I will not let my home be destroyed by some tarted-up hippie.

The only question that remains is, will you help me?

Hmm.

VELMA: Decimal point here, remainder there.

A thing of beauty.

Like, I don't know what that means, but I love it when you say it.

What is this?

Like, it's a clamonte cristo.

Deep-fried clams in cheese French toast...

...coated with powdered sugar and just a little hint of bacon grease.

Jinkies. I think I just felt an artery harden.

That's okay. You have more. Heh.

[BOTH SIGH]

[BOTH YELL THEN THUD]

[DAPHNE GROANS]

I gotta work on that trap.

[BOTH GIGGLE]

Later.

Oh, Freddy, you chose me over a trap. I'm going to cry.

Are you ready, innocent canine comrade?

- Mm-hmm. - Then let's save ourself a town.

The antidote to stop Aphrodite has several distinct components.

Pewter found in grout used only in stained-glass windows...

...of the 18th century.

Ectoplasm, or as it's more commonly known, ghost mucus.

And finally, rose quartz, mined in the caves beneath Crystal Cove.

PERICLES: The antidote is complete.

Now load the final cylinder.

We don't have much time. Let's pack these up quickly.

[DOOR OPENS]

[SCREAMS]

Fools. You think you can stop me?

I will have my crown.

BOTH: Crown?

Get them. Seize the antidote.

[ALL GROANING]

[WHIMPERING]

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

Quick, my furry friend, save the last one.

[PERICLES SQUAWKS]

PERICLES: Now, Scooby-Doo. Run!

[CROWD GROANING]

You're already too late.

Dad. Isn't it wonderful?

Oh, it is, Fred. And I want you to know...

...that I love it when you build those ridiculous traps. Ha, ha.

[BOTH SIGH]

BOTH: Huh?

- Awkward. - Oh, uh, yeah. Right.

Uh, gonna probably need that hand.

ALL: Professor Pericles?

Hello, children.

JONES: Silver-plated seesaws, Fred. You're not in the love anymore?

Now I'm going to have to let out an unearthly yowl and destroy you.

[SCREECHING]

ALL [CHANTING]: Not in the love. Not in the love.

- Not in the love. Not in the love. - Yikes! No more antidote.

Not in the love. Not in the love.

Not in the love. Not in the love. Not in the love.

They shall be offered up as a sacrifice to the goddess of love.

Which is to say, me!

ALL: Not in the love. Not in the love.

What y'all waiting for, an e-vite? Move it or lose it, peeps!

ALL: Not in the love. Not in the love.

No. No! Get them, you fools!

- Angel, you're not infected? - That's right, baby.

I was born with no sense of smell.

PERICLES: Have we been introduced? - Professor Pericles?

So nice to meet you, Angel.

We gotta find out who she is and what she wants.

Like, maybe she's a Gorgon who rose from the dead...

...and she's gonna turn us all into an army of vampire robots.

Wait a sec. That's the plot from Vincent Van Ghoul's Gorgon Parade.

And it was based on a true story.

Far be it for me, a tiny, thumbless avian, to hazard a guess...

...but did anyone else notice her choice of clothing?

Specifically, the style.

Wait a sec. She was wearing a prom dress.

Then that's where we'll start.

FRED: Spread out, gang.

We're looking for any information on the kind of prom dress Aphrodite was wearing.

We find the dress, maybe we can track it back to her.

- Ah, nothing. - Like, nothing here either.

Hey, gang, I got something.

This girl went to school here, and she's wearing the same dress.

Her name was Amanda Smyth, and she was some sort of chemistry whiz.

It also says she was named prom queen.

- The crown. - Like, what crown?

Miss Repugnant-Bohemian said something about having her crown.

It says here, the night she came to be crowned turned out to be a trick...

...by some of her classmates.

She was laughed out of the school and never seen again.

All right. I think we all know what time it is.

Time to set a trap? Trap time?

Boy, you guys, you'd think you'd know by now.

- Look, about what happened.... - Yeah, uh, about that....

- We don't have to-- - No, no way.

- In fact, I'd prefer-- - Absolutely. My thoughts exactly.

So, Fred, we haven't had a chance to talk about what happened between us.

- How much do you remember? - What do you mean? All of it.

Really? And how does that make you feel?

- No different. - Huh?

I don't need Aphrodite's spell to care about you.

Oh, Freddy.

Mm.

SHAGGY: There's enough antidote for the whole town.

We've got a great look for everyone.

Does mine involve wearing a skirt and lipstick?

- No. - Awesome.

- But Scooby's does. - Not fair.

[ALL GROANING]

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

Looking great, gals. In a moment, I will signal you...

...and you will place this crown on our new queen of Crystal Cove.

[CROWD GROANING]

[ALL SIGH]

Okay, let's see. Joist-bridge clamp, check.

Articulating gimbal arm, check.

All this for me? You shouldn't have.

Before we begin the official ceremonies, I wanted to remind everyone...

...that you'll find one-of-a-kind "Stay in the Love" T-shirts...

- ...pins and caps for sale in the lobby. APHRODITE: Enough.

My crown.

After long last, I will have what I deserve.

Now!

[ALL GRUNTING]

BOTH: Huh?

[BOTH GRUNT]

BOTH: Huh?

[BOTH SCOFF]

You idiots! Stop them!

My crown! No!

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

I am the goddess of love. Bow at the feet of Aphrodite!

I think you mean "Amanda."

Amanda Smyth?

Oh, you think you're so smart.

Do you know how it feels to be humiliated?

Me, the smartest and most gifted student in the history of Crystal Cove...

...laughed at by everyone in the school.

- Well, actually-- - You know nothing.

They had promised me I would be prom queen.

But instead they pulled a hideous mask over my face. The face of a monster.

They ridiculed me.

I left Crystal Cove that night.

But I promised that someday I would return.

I had always been good at chemistry...

...so when I stumbled on the formula for an artificial pheromone...

...that could make people lose their minds with love...

...I knew I would have my revenge.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

DAPHNE: Why? You're pretty now. AMANDA: The scars run deep.

I would reclaim the crown that was rightly mine...

...then I would destroy this town the way it destroyed me.

My plan was genius.

And I would have succeeded too...

...if it wasn't for your olfactory-challenged sidekicks.

I am no one's sidekick.

You said it.

Well, Scooby-Doo, like, you saved the day.

And Pericles too.

I guess even a diabolical criminal bird can change his evil and malevolent ways.

MAN: Highly doubtful.

BOTH: Who--? Who are you?

I am an associate of Mr. E.

Pericles left him a message that you should hear.

PERICLES [ON RECORDING]: It was I who gave Aphrodite the secret formula.

Once that was accomplished, I could go after the real ingredients I needed to find.

First, an ancient conquistador's ship manifest.

Next, that stone-piercing, industrial-grade diamond drill bit.

And finally, the geological reports from the Darrow Mining Company.

Your move, Mr. E.

Okay, can I get a teeny little timeout here?

What does that stuff have to do with anything?

MAN: The curse of the haunted treasure.

An ancient fortune left behind by the conquistadors that first settled this area.

Legend has it that it is buried somewhere deep beneath us...

...and it now appears that Pericles is on the verge of discovering it.

[ALL GASP]

And if he does, it could well mean the end of Crystal Cove.

[English - US -SDH]