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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:10,223 BEN: "The Shrieking Madness of Char-Gar Gothakon... 2 00:00:10,393 --> 00:00:14,387 ...The Beast That Hath No Name? You're actually reading this? 3 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:18,056 The professor is a great writer. His stuff is spooky. 4 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:19,725 Hatecraft is a total fake. 5 00:00:19,903 --> 00:00:24,170 He says he's just writing what demons from dark dimensions tell him. Please. 6 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:27,504 - How do you know they're not true? - Um, because I have a brain? 7 00:00:27,711 --> 00:00:30,840 Wait until Harlan Ellison speaks next week. He's a real writer. 8 00:00:31,014 --> 00:00:34,610 He'll set you straight about Hatecraft. Later. 9 00:00:35,919 --> 00:00:38,753 Char-Gar Gothakon, The Beast That Hath No Name. 10 00:00:38,922 --> 00:00:42,586 How can Professor Hatecraft name the creature, then say it has no name? 11 00:00:42,759 --> 00:00:43,818 Ridiculous. 12 00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:45,222 [HISSING] 13 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:46,589 [SNIFFING] 14 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:49,028 Ugh. What is that smell? 15 00:00:49,599 --> 00:00:52,467 [HISSING] 16 00:00:53,269 --> 00:00:54,328 [SNIFFING] 17 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,166 Huh? 18 00:00:56,339 --> 00:00:57,432 [SHRIEKS] 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,132 [BEN SCREAMING] 20 00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:05,275 Please, stop! 21 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:07,144 [SCREAMING] 22 00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:11,277 [MONSTER GROWLING] 23 00:01:11,454 --> 00:01:13,184 Please! Please! 24 00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:15,154 [SCREAMING] 25 00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:46,984 SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo! 26 00:01:59,235 --> 00:02:01,329 Now, Daph, chin up. 27 00:02:01,504 --> 00:02:02,733 Spending some time away... 28 00:02:02,939 --> 00:02:05,568 ...from your little mystery club will do you some good. 29 00:02:05,742 --> 00:02:09,577 Stop by the building we paid for, and if you see any professors... 30 00:02:09,746 --> 00:02:13,183 ...remind them your sisters all graduated from Darrow University... 31 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,409 ...by the time they were 13. 32 00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:18,384 I'm only visiting this school because you want me to, Mom. 33 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,889 - What if Darrow isn't for me? - College good enough for Blake girls... 34 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,492 ...isn't good enough for you? 35 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,719 [LAUGHS] 36 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:28,854 Oh, Daphne, sometimes I wish we would have had a boy. 37 00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:33,266 Fred, go straight to my old fraternity and drop my name. 38 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:37,031 They have to let you in, no matter how much you talk about traps. 39 00:02:37,207 --> 00:02:39,733 Man, it feels weird being here without the gang. 40 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,538 Things have been rough since Shaggy and Velma broke up. 41 00:02:42,712 --> 00:02:47,343 By Grabthar's hammer, Fred, the Rogers kid chose a dog over a girl. 42 00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:50,043 What's he thinking? This isn't some reality show. 43 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:54,624 Now, I've dreamed of the day you'd be humiliated by my fraternity. 44 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:56,020 Don't blow this for me. 45 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,957 I can't believe I'm here same day as my favorite author. 46 00:03:00,129 --> 00:03:03,361 Do you think Harlan Ellison will sign all my copies of his books? 47 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:05,229 I knew Harlan back in the day. 48 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:08,394 Just tell him Cape Cod Dinkley sent you. 49 00:03:08,571 --> 00:03:11,040 He'll sign. Ha, ha. 50 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:16,475 But, like, the best thing about Darrow University is the burger place on campus. 51 00:03:16,646 --> 00:03:18,581 They're known everywhere for burgers. 52 00:03:18,748 --> 00:03:22,310 And french fries, onion rings and shakes. 53 00:03:22,518 --> 00:03:24,612 Try not to embarrass us, please? 54 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:28,121 Better yet, just don't tell them your last name. 55 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,546 [UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 56 00:03:58,054 --> 00:03:59,852 Mm. 57 00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:06,487 Mu Gamma Tau. Mu are you? 58 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,030 Uh, hi. I'm Fred Jones, Jr. 59 00:04:09,198 --> 00:04:12,100 My dad was a Mu Gamma Toe-- Uh, Tau-- Uh, Toe. 60 00:04:12,268 --> 00:04:14,203 Fred. I'm Rhino. 61 00:04:17,273 --> 00:04:21,938 Guys, this is Fred Jones, Jr. His dad was Mu legend Fred Jones. 62 00:04:22,111 --> 00:04:23,135 [IN UNISON] What? 63 00:04:23,313 --> 00:04:24,804 I thought Fred Jones was a myth. 64 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:26,677 I heard he ate a live bear. 65 00:04:27,483 --> 00:04:29,475 So, uh, what do you guys do here? 66 00:04:29,652 --> 00:04:32,850 - Study? Party? Make traps? - Amateur hour. 67 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,150 When you're in college, male, and ripped... 68 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:37,351 ...there's only one thing to do. 69 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,792 - Wrestle. - Ha, ha. 70 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:41,825 Go get him, Randy. 71 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:43,022 [CRASHES] 72 00:04:47,971 --> 00:04:52,136 DAPHNE: The "Blake Family Center For Self-Named Buildings." 73 00:04:52,342 --> 00:04:53,970 Hmm. 74 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,074 No longer will they ignore young people! 75 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,684 Are you with me? 76 00:05:02,852 --> 00:05:04,582 [IN UNISON] Fight! Fight! Fight! 77 00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:07,849 - Are you with me? - Uh, yes? 78 00:05:08,024 --> 00:05:09,856 [IN UNISON] Fight! Fight! Fight! 79 00:05:10,026 --> 00:05:12,518 Fight! Wait, what are we fighting? 80 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:14,831 [SCOOBY & SHAGGY BREATHING HEAVILY] 81 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:16,761 SHAGGY: Like, there it is, Scoob. 82 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:18,902 I can already taste the legends. 83 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:22,732 - Burgers, fries, onion rings. - Mm. 84 00:05:24,507 --> 00:05:26,533 Wow, we're really here. 85 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:30,771 Ahem. Uh, bring us, like, your most famous food, please. 86 00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:33,416 It's the way I always dreamed it. 87 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:34,708 [SNIFFS] 88 00:05:34,884 --> 00:05:37,251 It's the way I always smelled it. 89 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,446 Ah. 90 00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:41,857 [SHAGGY & SCOOBY GRUNTING] 91 00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:50,724 These aren't burgers. 92 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,064 We changed management last week. Now we're organic vegan. 93 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:57,230 Those are puréed sprouts and wheat gluten. 94 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,038 [SCOOBY GULPS] 95 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,541 [IN UNISON] Yuck. 96 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:06,115 HARLAN: And that's why there hasn't been anything good written... 97 00:06:06,315 --> 00:06:08,784 ...since the 1970s. 98 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:11,614 [STUDENTS CHEERING] 99 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:16,119 Thank you. Okay, questions? 100 00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:20,495 My name is Howard E. Roberts, and my favorite writer is one of our professors. 101 00:06:20,696 --> 00:06:23,962 I was wondering if you could compare your work to his masterpiece... 102 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:28,571 - ...The Shrieking Madness of Char-Gar-- - You mean H.P. Hatecraft? 103 00:06:28,738 --> 00:06:31,333 An interesting scribbler, yes, no doubt. 104 00:06:31,507 --> 00:06:34,170 But minor. And that's being kind. 105 00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:35,470 That's not true. 106 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:39,173 He's a brilliant writer who understands the dark creatures of other dimensions. 107 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:43,581 I perceive in you, young sir, one who hears nothing... 108 00:06:43,753 --> 00:06:46,814 ...but the sound of the wind blowing across the empty desert... 109 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,514 ...that lies between your ears. 110 00:06:48,724 --> 00:06:51,216 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 111 00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:55,125 Hatecraft is at best, a literary fraud... 112 00:06:55,298 --> 00:07:00,635 ...a con man, at worst a dirt smear in the diaper of literature. 113 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,807 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 114 00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:05,669 [GRUMBLES] 115 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:16,151 - Mr. Ellison? - Yes, I can only sign so fast, you know. 116 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:19,949 Velma Dinkley. I'm a huge fan of your work and the themes you explore and-- 117 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:24,117 Dinkley? Not by any happy chance a relation to Cape Cod Dinkley... 118 00:07:24,293 --> 00:07:26,057 - ...an old friend of mine? - My mother. 119 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:30,199 Oh, holy Bradbury, you must give her a kiss for me. 120 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:34,394 - And thank her for the chicken soup. - Jinkies, I will. It was great meeting you. 121 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,835 - Thanks so much. - My pleasure. 122 00:07:37,006 --> 00:07:41,671 Oh, by the way, jinkies is not actually a word. 123 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,244 Hatecraft this, Hatecraft that. 124 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:54,913 Perhaps someone could ask me about my own latest work once in a while? 125 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:57,026 [HISSES] 126 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,089 [SNIFFS] 127 00:07:59,328 --> 00:08:00,557 [SHRIEKS] 128 00:08:00,796 --> 00:08:02,321 [GRUNTS] 129 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,375 - Pin him, Todd, pin him. HARLAN: Help! 130 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,704 Sounds like someone's in trouble. 131 00:08:14,877 --> 00:08:16,743 HARLAN: Help! - Huh? 132 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,907 HARLAN: Help already! Please help me already! Help! 133 00:08:21,484 --> 00:08:23,680 [HARLAN GRUNTING] 134 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,722 Zoinks, I changed my mind. Maybe that food's not so bad. 135 00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,416 [GASPS] 136 00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:32,453 [SHRIEKS] 137 00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:34,620 [SHAGGY SCREAMS] 138 00:08:38,901 --> 00:08:41,496 VELMA: Mr. Ellison, are you okay? - Okay? 139 00:08:41,704 --> 00:08:46,142 I've been violated by a figment of a fantasist's fabricated falsehood... 140 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:48,471 ...for the sole function of fame and fortune. 141 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:50,169 Like, that is a lot of: 142 00:08:50,346 --> 00:08:51,939 [BABBLES] 143 00:08:52,148 --> 00:08:53,343 Really? 144 00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:55,109 Is it like that? 145 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:59,915 What if, like, "like" were used in, like, it's proper grammatical form... 146 00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:04,857 ...and not, like, as a conversational pause like, every third, like, word. 147 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:07,158 Like, what got him so upset? 148 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:09,629 Maybe he wouldn't be so mad if he saw this. 149 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,324 A copy of Hatecraft's book. 150 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,436 Char-Gar Gothakon, The Beast That Hath No Name. 151 00:09:14,604 --> 00:09:18,006 Someone's read this a lot. There's all kinds of sentences underlined. 152 00:09:18,174 --> 00:09:19,267 [SNIFFS] 153 00:09:19,442 --> 00:09:23,277 Ugh. And it smells like old clam chowder being gargled by a seal. 154 00:09:23,446 --> 00:09:26,848 Like, why would a monster carry a book about himself around with him? 155 00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:30,783 I wanna meet this Professor Hatecraft for myself. 156 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,797 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 157 00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:45,059 FRED: Professor Hatecraft? 158 00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:48,635 Professor Hatecraft? Hello? 159 00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:50,901 Professor Hatecraft? 160 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:53,008 Your door was open. 161 00:09:56,412 --> 00:09:58,677 [CREAKING] 162 00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:09,657 With all his books, you'd think this guy could, like, afford a maid. 163 00:10:10,726 --> 00:10:12,024 [SHAGGY & SCOOBY SCREAMING] 164 00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:13,654 SCOOBY: Hey. 165 00:10:13,829 --> 00:10:15,297 [SHAGGY GRUNTS] 166 00:10:19,001 --> 00:10:21,163 It's just a statue, beef brains... 167 00:10:21,337 --> 00:10:25,172 ...of a character from another one of Hatecraft's books. 168 00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:38,721 WOMAN [ON TV]: Breaking news, this just in. 169 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,447 Campus police say they have no leads... 170 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:43,855 ...on today's theft of the Darrow Family Archives from the library. 171 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,120 FRED: Professor Hatecraft? - Huh! 172 00:10:46,595 --> 00:10:50,259 Oh. By the tendrils of Shup Shap Summa-gorath, you frightened me. 173 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:51,765 VELMA: We're sorry, professor. 174 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:54,426 We're big fans who wanted to meet you. 175 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:56,265 Well, now's not a good time. 176 00:10:56,439 --> 00:11:00,535 It's like the wrath of Fung Farg Hargengflarg has descended upon me. 177 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:04,238 I hope I haven't unleashed Char-Gar Gothakon on the world. 178 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,814 - What do you mean? - My work. 179 00:11:06,982 --> 00:11:11,443 Translating the demon-summoning chants written in these evil tomes... 180 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,885 ...which my student assistant alphabetizes. 181 00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:17,390 You think, like, everything you're writing is actually happening? 182 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,462 Dark forces are at work in this very home. 183 00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:24,794 I fear I may have inadvertently opened a portal to an alternate dimension. 184 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:27,129 - That's bad, right? - Stop. 185 00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,499 You might accidentally unleash another demon. 186 00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,664 Oh, that's just fan mail. Never mind. 187 00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:35,137 A lot of these seem to be in the same handwriting. 188 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:36,677 My fans are very dedicated. 189 00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:39,644 Now, if you will excuse me... 190 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:45,277 ...I sense messages from another universe coming on. 191 00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,321 FRED: Well, what do you say, gang? 192 00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:52,894 Do we stay together and keep working to solve this mystery? 193 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,506 Is that a no? 194 00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:13,913 [THUNDER CRASHING] 195 00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,982 What are you doing here? This place is vegan. 196 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,151 There's nowhere else to eat for, like, miles. 197 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:29,355 Yeah. We're so hungry, we'd even eat vegetables. 198 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:30,658 FRED: Whoa! 199 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,131 [FRED GRUNTS] 200 00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:34,802 Sorry. My friends were wrestling. 201 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,302 [FRAT BOYS GRUNTING] 202 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,073 [CRASHES] 203 00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:43,076 My new brothers are gonna teach me a move called Happy Tapioca. 204 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,646 I don't know what it is, but apparently, uh... 205 00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:48,307 ...I'll be blindfolded and submerged in pudding. 206 00:12:48,484 --> 00:12:50,453 See you around. 207 00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:51,712 [LAUGHS] 208 00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:54,948 - Hey, I can't wait to get Johnny. - Yeah, it's gonna be great. Johnny. 209 00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:02,890 [CLEARS THROAT] 210 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:11,565 [SNIFFS] 211 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,833 [GROANS] 212 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,671 You said it, Scoob. Like, pass the salt. 213 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,080 [CHAR-GAR SHRIEKING] 214 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,976 [CHEF SCREAMS] 215 00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:24,517 [IN UNISON] Char-Gar Gothakon! 216 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,186 Like, run! 217 00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,092 CHEF: Aah! 218 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,420 [SHRIEKS] 219 00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:33,960 [VELMA SCREAMS] 220 00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:36,894 Just because you save me doesn't mean I forgive you. 221 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,194 [IN UNISON] Tapioca! Tapioca! 222 00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:42,801 So, what construct of the man are we gonna go after next, Ernesto? 223 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:46,635 Don't worry, Comrade Daphne, our true calling will present itself soon. 224 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:50,541 In the meantime, pick something from the list of protestables. It's fun. 225 00:13:51,113 --> 00:13:54,447 "Rice crackers? Shawarma? Old-person smell?" 226 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:58,281 - Can you even protest that? - I don't know, but someone should. 227 00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:00,387 [LAUGHS] 228 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,791 Professor Hatecraft, you have to run. 229 00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:09,124 Char-Gar Gothakon is at the Campus Burger. 230 00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:11,392 Wait, were you spying on us? 231 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,763 I wanted to see if you were telling the truth. 232 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,270 And by the talons of Farng Schwee Narbiscus, you were. 233 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,898 I have no choice now but to reveal the terrible, dark truth... 234 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,305 ...about Char-Gar Gothakon. 235 00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,537 [ALL GASPING] 236 00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:31,616 You've heard the rumors on campus last night... 237 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,585 ...of a monster from one of my novels. 238 00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,816 But I want to set the record straight. 239 00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:40,827 My writings, as Mr. Ellison said the other day, are a fraud. 240 00:14:40,996 --> 00:14:43,761 There is no Char-Gar Gothakon. 241 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,959 I made the whole thing up. 242 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,262 It can't be true. 243 00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:50,702 Who is forcing you to lie like this, Professor Hatecraft? 244 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,967 This is not a lie. I am telling the truth. 245 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,873 I perpetuated the myth to sell books... 246 00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:59,537 ...and to gain access to the lucrative world of plushy monster toys. 247 00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:00,774 I am so sorry. 248 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,715 Ignore him. We are the ones telling the truth. 249 00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,787 Monsters deserve equality. 250 00:15:05,955 --> 00:15:08,481 Char-Gar Gothakon should not be silenced. 251 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,523 And here's a song to tell you why. 252 00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:15,154 [SINGING] Char-Gar Gothakon The beast that hath no name 253 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:20,031 He's an old one Maybe lived beneath the sea 254 00:15:20,235 --> 00:15:22,704 He rocks a thousand eyeballs 255 00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:25,898 Like, now what do we do? No one's listening to a word we say. 256 00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:30,136 There's only one thing we can do. Build a trap. 257 00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:31,974 But I can't do it alone. 258 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,373 ERNESTO: Maybe lived beneath the sea 259 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,643 [CHAR-GAR ROARS] 260 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,513 MAN 1: Huh? MAN 2: What's going on? 261 00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:43,886 Uh, I think we've made our point. Protest is over. 262 00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:46,551 [CROWD SCREAMING] 263 00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:52,268 So, what do you say, gang? Are we gonna solve this mystery or not? 264 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,671 Help! 265 00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,506 Help me! 266 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,204 HATECRAFT: Somebody, save me! 267 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,677 [THUNDER CRASHING] 268 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,091 Professor Hatecraft? 269 00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:22,629 HATECRAFT: Please! Help! SCOOBY: Huh? 270 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,963 We'll never find him if we don't split up. 271 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,765 Okay, I guess that means we go-- Huh? 272 00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:32,673 Oh, come on. 273 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:37,238 Wow, I can't wait to be an adult. 274 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,145 You get to have so much cool stuff that has that awesome old-person smell. 275 00:16:41,316 --> 00:16:44,252 - Here, you might need this for the trap. - Great find, Daph. 276 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,446 Hey, we make a pretty good team, don't we? 277 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:47,679 Uh-huh. 278 00:16:47,856 --> 00:16:49,825 - It's like we know each other's thoughts. - Yeah. 279 00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:54,487 - Hey, guess what I'm thinking now. - Well, are you thinking about me? 280 00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:57,633 Ah, gotcha. I'm not thinking about anything. 281 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,701 My mind is a complete void. 282 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,496 Good try, though. 283 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:03,571 Thanks. 284 00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:13,615 I thought Shaggy was right behind us. 285 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,717 Huh? You're worried? 286 00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:18,683 Oh, who am I kidding? It's like he's a part of me. 287 00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:22,154 Even though he left me for you. 288 00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,221 I'm sorry. 289 00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:27,523 SHAGGY: Scooby, Velma, help! - Huh? 290 00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:28,789 [GASPS] 291 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,023 BOTH: Shaggy! 292 00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,637 [WHIMPERING] 293 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,636 Something jumped off the shelf at me. 294 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,638 And it had, like, a tentacle. 295 00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:46,914 It's not a tentacle. It's a strap for someone's book bag. 296 00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:49,585 VELMA: They look like stories. 297 00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:53,052 Listen to this title: The Dreaded Beast Goo Goo Ga Ga. 298 00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:54,546 [SNIFFS] 299 00:17:54,723 --> 00:17:56,817 Ugh, yuck. They've got that same smell. 300 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,927 It's like a baboon smoking a cigar... 301 00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:02,428 ...while bathing in a bath of moldy tuna and curdled ranch dressing. 302 00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,759 BEN: Hey, let me out! ALL: Huh? 303 00:18:06,401 --> 00:18:08,700 [GRUNTING] 304 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,937 [BEN YELLING] 305 00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:16,738 Thank goodness. Trapped inside with all of Hatecraft's lousy books. 306 00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:19,245 It's like being in his version of the underworld. 307 00:18:19,414 --> 00:18:20,507 Who put you in here? 308 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,083 The guy with all the tentacles, what's his name? 309 00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:25,221 HATECRAFT: Char-Gar Gothakon! 310 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:27,447 Stay away, you demon! 311 00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:29,682 The professor. 312 00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:36,726 [CHAR-GAR GROWLING] 313 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,161 [HATECRAFT SCREAMING] 314 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,395 HATECRAFT: Help me! 315 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:42,867 [HATECRAFT SCREAMING] 316 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,403 We've got to distract it. 317 00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:52,776 Hatecraft's monsters are always summoned by chanting. Follow me. 318 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,614 FRED & DAPHNE & VELMA: Char-Gar Gothakon 319 00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:02,314 [CHANTING] 320 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,891 Char-Gar Gothakon 321 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,553 Don't chant at it, hit it. 322 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,426 FRED & DAPHNE & VELMA: Char-Gar Gothakon 323 00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:12,100 [DAPHNE SCREAMS] 324 00:19:13,769 --> 00:19:16,238 [HATECRAFT SCREAMS] 325 00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:19,900 CHAR-GAR: Help! 326 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,609 [GRUNTING] 327 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,779 Like, you don't hear many monsters from other dimensions scream for help. 328 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,286 [SHRIEKS] 329 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:37,483 This is no monster, it's Howard E. Roberts... 330 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:40,185 ...Hatecraft's student assistant and biggest fan. 331 00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:41,762 Just as I suspected. 332 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,331 - Suspected how? - Think about it. 333 00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,365 We found a book written by Hatecraft... 334 00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:49,664 ...with sentences underlined that smelled like Char-Gar Gothakon. 335 00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,101 Of course it was me. 336 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,038 Someone had to defend the professor against his critics. 337 00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:56,940 And what better way than to dress as his greatest creation? 338 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,705 Fortunately, I'd taken a class... 339 00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:01,942 ...in the Military Application of Sonic Shriek Technology. 340 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,551 Although in retrospect... 341 00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:07,348 ...it might not have been a good idea to glue real octopus legs to my face. 342 00:20:07,522 --> 00:20:10,151 [IN UNISON] Ah, so that was the smell. 343 00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:12,624 But when Hatecraft admitted he made it up? 344 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,490 That's when he had to fall. 345 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:17,963 And he would have too if it weren't for the dark, Elder forces... 346 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,900 ...conspiring in the inky black of time most foul. 347 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:25,404 Oh, and you meddling kids. 348 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,572 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO] 349 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,802 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 350 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,914 H.P., are you all right? 351 00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:36,848 Harlan. Yes, just an overeager fan who got carried away. 352 00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:41,184 Fans. Imbeciles fit only to be gnawed by rabid rats. 353 00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:44,758 Yes, someone could write a book. 354 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:51,163 How about A Boy and His Fans by Harlan Ellison and H.P. Hatecraft? 355 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,429 I was thinking something more along the lines of Shaghoul Rath Hagafar... 356 00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:58,164 ...The Fan That Hath No Name. 357 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,935 Except, uh, you just named it. 358 00:21:01,109 --> 00:21:04,841 HATECRAFT: Don't start with me, Ellison. 359 00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:08,349 You know, I'm glad we don't have to go to college just yet. 360 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,715 Yeah. It'll be good to get home, and back to solving mysteries. 361 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:13,549 As a team? 362 00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:16,123 Absolutely. The way it should be. 363 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,122 [ALL GASPING] 364 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,922 DAPHNE: "Darrow University Library, Darrow Family Archives?" 365 00:21:22,097 --> 00:21:25,329 Wait, aren't those the archives the news said were stolen? 366 00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:29,032 "Mr. E." 367 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,638 Huh. Open it. 368 00:21:30,839 --> 00:21:33,240 Oh. Carefully. 369 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,869 "If the first Mystery, Inc. had what's inside this trunk... 370 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,483 ...maybe they never would have vanished in the first place." 371 00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,914 Wow. 372 00:21:44,653 --> 00:21:47,851 This looks like the entire history of Crystal Cove. 373 00:21:48,423 --> 00:21:51,120 Gang, I think one mystery just turned into two. 374 00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:53,990 SCOOBY: Hmm. 375 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,486 [English - US -SDH] 28883

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