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[lively piano music]
♪ ♪
- Throughout human history,
sex without love
has been prudishly regarded
as a shameful act,
and yet, still it happens
every single day.
- The instructions say washing
it in a warm bath of milk
- is the best manner in which - to prevent disease.
- That's no matter.
I use it frequently.
I will rinse it
when I return home.
- With advancements
in prophylactic technology,
- finally, there - was a comfortable barrier
That protected from pregnancy
and infection.
- [sighs]
I'll write you.
- And so all that was left
to suffer from
was the pain
of unrequited love.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Lately,
Darby had been avoiding
the land mines of love
entirely
by hiding out
and exploring Pornhub.
- [groaning] - Oh, God.
♪ ♪
[grunts]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
♪ ♪
Does anybody want breakfast?
I'm gonna...
- [moaning] - More!
Pull my hair.
- Jim... Jim! - [moaning]
[both moaning]
♪ ♪
- Darby?
Holy shit. Hi!
- Oh, my God.
- What... - How are you doing?
- What are you doing - in my neighborhood?
- Well, I'm just getting
some coffee here.
- Cool.
Are you... back in New York?
Did Politico send you back?
- Oh, no, no.
I actually... I quit.
- [chuckles] - Okay.
That's amazing.
- Hi, I'm Emily. - So sorry.
- Hi. - Um, Darby, this is Emily.
- Emily, Darby. - Hi. So nice to meet you.
- It's so good to meet you.
- Um, so what are you doing
now that you don't...
That you're not in politics?
- Are you gonna take up golf - or something?
[both laugh]
- Uh, well, actually, - Emily writes short stories,
And we thought it'd be cool
to trick out a camper van
and drive around America,
you know, coast to coast.
- My... my thesis at Gallatin
was "The Road as a Trope,"
- so I just think I want to do - a little more writing on that,
- See if I can... - Cool, cool.
- She is an amazing writer. - Mm.
- Oh, what are... - What are you up to?
Are you still working at, um...
- Uh, no, - I'm at the Whitney now.
- Wow. - Mm.
- Nice. - What are you doing there?
- What am I not doing?
- I really... I love the Whitney.
- It was so good to see you. - All right. See you.
- You too. Uh, totally. - Great to see you.
- And good luck - with everything.
- Thank you. - You too.
- Hey, it was so good - to meet you.
- So good to meet you too.
- Just have the most fun, okay? - Yeah, you too.
- All right. - See you.
- I live this way. - Oh, yep.
- [laughs]
- Babe, please,
can you get dressed?
- Do I have to come - to the bris?
- My mom asked us - to get there early
- So we could help her - with the party.
- Just tell her I'm sick.
Please.
- Oh, come on. - It won't be all bad.
- You know, the mohel, - he's kind of famous.
He did Jake Gyllenhaal.
- We go uptown to your family's - every weekend.
- We were literally there - 12 hours ago for Shabbat.
- You have to come.
My mother got you almond milk.
- Guys...
- something really bad - just happened.
- What?
- I ran into Augie.
- Both: No. - Yeah.
- For the first time - in three years.
- How did he look? - Great.
Yeah, he's, um,
in New York now, I guess,
- which I would know - if I hadn't unfollowed him,
- And then I wouldn't have been - blindsided while wearing Crocs.
- No. - You know what?
- No one ever talks - about the perils
Of not cyber-stalking an ex.
- And he has a new girlfriend.
- What the fuck, Jim?
- Did you know Augie - had a new girlfriend?
- No. - I'm not his fucking biographer.
- Yeah, he, um, - he quit Politico,
And he and Emily
are gonna, like,
travel America in a camper van.
- Ew. - Yeah.
- And I'm just wondering, - like, what it says that,
- Um, he broke up with me - to pursue his career,
- Which is fine, - but then he gave up his career
- For this new... - For this other person.
- Okay, baby girl, - do you know what you need?
- Mm. - My coworker Eliza
- Is having a barbecue, - and you have to come.
- Gonorrhea Eliza?
- Mal, I told you - not to tell anyone.
- Whatever. - It's just gonorrhea.
- Anyway, she throws - an awesome party.
- Babe, doesn't Eliza, like,
party enough at work?
- James, we work - at Webster Hall.
It's a music venue.
It's our job to party.
- Sara, seriously,
we promised my mom.
- And what about what - Rabbi Esther said last week
About tikkun olam?
We need to, like, repair
the wrongs in the world.
Darby needs me
to tikkun olam her
with lots of free vodka.
You both are welcome to come.
- I think I would rather - go to a bris than a barbecue.
- Okay, you don't know
what you're saying.
- Just go get dressed. - Okay.
- [gasps, groans]
- [sighs] - Do you think that
- When Augie and I - were texting, like,
- He knew it was bullshit - the whole time?
Like, was he just, like,
placating me with emojis?
- Why do you always think
of the darkest option?
- I don't know, I just... - I don't think that
He's, like, this freaked out
about running into me.
- Time for some medicine. - Look.
What you need right now
is a good,
old-fashioned exorcism,
- but instead of the old priest, - it's a young, hot guy.
- Mm. - And instead of a cross,
- It's a dick. - Whoa!
- Instead of holy water... - No, no, no, no, no.
I... whatever this, like,
Catholic kink is,
please work it out with Jim.
Like, do some roleplay.
- Please leave me out of it. - Okay.
- Whatever metaphor - you want to use,
It's time for mama
to put on her big-girl pants.
- Am I mama?
- Yeah, mama. - Yeah.
What about this?
[Fetty Wap's "679"]
- No. Mama. Wh...
- ♪ Look ♪
- ♪ Baby girl, - you're so damn fine, though ♪
♪ I'm tryna know if I can
hit it from behind, though ♪
- ♪ I'm sippin' on you - like some fine wine, though ♪
♪ And when it's over,
I press rewind, though ♪
♪ Hey, you talkin' bands,
girl, I got it ♪
- Okay.
- All right. - There's guys here.
- And a lot of basic girls,
so you get in there,
my beautiful weirdo.
- Whoa, I didn't know
there'd be movie stars here.
[both laughing]
- That dude wants to hit it!
- That dude's wearing - a gold chain.
- You made it! Hi!
[indistinct chatter]
- ♪ She walk past,
I press rewind ♪
[upbeat music]
- This is fucked up,
but I wish Jim wasn't
so close to his family.
It's, like, constant.
- Yeah. - It sounds abusive.
- Look, if you went
to as many brises as I do,
you'd feel the same way.
I could, like, perform a bris.
- Oh, my God. - Right now.
- Find me a baby dick, - and I'll do it.
I'll show you how it's done.
And he's always like,
- "Why don't you hold - this cute little baby?
It's so cute. Hold it."
- And I'm like, "I don't like - the implications."
- The implications? - Yeah.
- That your boyfriend loves you
- and, like, maybe sees a future - with you that involves babies?
- Darby, do not guilt-trip me - right now.
- I'm not guilt-tripping you.
He sounds like a monster.
Get away as fast as you can.
- [laughs]
- Mamaleh, where do you want me
to put the rugelach?
- Just over there - on the sideboard.
- Okay.
- It's a shame - Sara couldn't come.
She loves my rugelach.
- I know, but she got called - into a concert for work.
But she sends her love.
- You're killing your mother.
- Auntie DeeDee - is kicking her butt
In the grandkids department.
- Okay, Dad, but you know
we're not really ready yet.
- Just have one now,
- and we'll take care of it - until you're ready.
- Where is Sara?
- I made that kale salad - she loves,
The one with the cranberries.
- She got called in - to a concert at work.
She sends her love.
- Sara's not here?
It's your cousin's bris.
- Folks!
Sara, my girlfriend,
she sends her love.
- ♪ And you ♪
♪ You want to feel it all... ♪
- Darby avoided mingling
by stalking Augie's
new girlfriend on Instagram,
and while years later,
she would come to understand
the often large gap
between the way
people present themselves
on social media
and what their lives
are really like,
this stream of selfies
simply made Darby,
to put it colloquially,
feel like shit.
♪ ♪
- What's that?
- Oh, what... what, - it's a party, and people
- Should put their phones away - and have a good time?
- Thanks. - Can you give me my phone back?
♪ ♪
- Sorry. - I thought it would be cute.
- Okay.
- Just don't take - other people's shit.
- Damn. All right.
I said I'm sorry.
♪ ♪
- Spin the Bottle. Wow. - Hi!
- Come here. - Yeah.
- This is definitely what you - should be doing right now.
Mm, yeah. He's cute.
- Oh. - Oh, my God. He's so hot.
- Fingers crossed.
- Good luck to you. - Mm.
Um...
- ♪ Honey, you're - the first thing that I see ♪
- ♪ And I just can't - control my love ♪
- Okay.
[chuckles]
- Have fun.
- ♪ When you walk into a room
with me ♪
- All right.
- Love connection.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I can't control my love ♪
- All right.
- Wow. - That's for you, friend.
- ♪ I can't control my love ♪
- This is fun. - Uh, my lips hurt.
- Can you look? - Mm-hmm.
- In a really nice way. - Yeah.
- It seemed like you - were enjoying yourself.
- Okay. - [laughs]
Are you okay?
You don't have to do this...
- No, I think I gotta go.
- I don't want Jim to feel bad. - Oh, Sara.
Sara, don't leave me here.
- You know what? - You go forth,
And you get on
that dick wagon.
- Mm. - It is your destiny.
- Very upset by the phrase - "dick wagon."
- Just giddyup... - Don't.
- And you just get on - that little dick wagon.
- I don't like the voice. - I don't like this at all.
- Stop. Stop. - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Okay. Just stay.
- Have fun. - Live for me.
Nice to meet you guys.
See you later.
Wow.
[Yumi Zouma's "Alena"]
- ♪ With you,
we're moving together ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ Are slippin' away
to forever ♪
♪ Come over here
and dance with me ♪
♪ It's true that you'll never
see me feel better ♪
- [sighs]
[urine pattering]
- Hey. - What the fuck?
- Oh, fuck. Sorry.
Can you not look?
- Sorry for intruding
on your public urination,
- which is a crime, - by the way.
- Yeah, all right. - All right.
♪ ♪
Oh, fuck!
Is that a nail?
- What kind of fucking... - You okay?
- Yep.
Just cut myself.
- Oh, fuck, - it's really bleeding.
- Let me see.
- It's fine, it's fine.
- Oh, God. - Listen.
- My, uh... my apartment's - right downstairs.
- I got some peroxide, - you wanna clean that up.
- No, I'm fine, - I'm fine, I'm fine.
Just, like,
I'll find a towel
or a napkin or something.
- You're gonna find a towel - or a napkin?
- I don't... - I don't know!
- Okay, yes. - Okay.
- Can I get cleaned up?
- Thank you. - That's a very sweet offer.
- I'm Danny. - Hi, I'm Darby.
I'm the idiot
who cut her leg.
- This is me.
♪ ♪
- You better not - try to murder me.
Okay? I'm armed.
♪ ♪
- Trying to blind yourself?
- [laughing] - Jesus.
♪ ♪
- Hi!
[all shushing]
- Baby's sleeping.
- [whispering] - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Babe, you made it.
- Yeah.
Hi.
- What a wonderful surprise.
Jim said you had to work late.
- Oh, yeah.
Well, you know,
the entertainment industry.
Just out there saving lives.
- Thanks for coming. - Yeah, of course.
- Sara, can I get you - something to drink?
I have your almond milk.
- Oh, you know what?
I'm good. Thank you.
- I tell Jim every day, Sara,
you're the only thing
he did right.
- I tell him that, too, Diane.
Oh, my God.
- [whispering] - How was the bris?
- Everyone except Todd
seemed to have a good time.
- Great.
- Do you wanna hold Todd?
- No, no, no, - I don't want to...
- I have to use - the bathroom anyway.
He loves being rocked.
- Well, I was actually just - gonna get a plate first.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- I'll come back after. - You should hold the baby.
- Stop it.
- All right. - Ahh!
- Sorry.
- Fuck. Fuck!
- All right.
[blowing]
[music playing in distance]
Um, I don't think
that it's gonna scar,
but maybe put, like,
aloe vera on it for a week.
- Okay.
Thank you.
- There you go.
- Still fucking hurts, though. - Jesus.
- I got ibuprofen.
- Uh, you shouldn't take it - on an empty stomach, though.
You had food tonight?
- Um, I had a Bloody Mary
that had celery in it.
- Yum.
- Uh, how about I make you - a little plate?
I got nice olives,
I got mozzarella.
- Yeah, okay. That sounds good. - Yeah?
Great.
- [mouthing word]
♪ ♪
So what's the deal with this
creepy empty room?
- I used to live here - with my girlfriend,
And when she broke up with me,
- she took all the furniture, - so...
- Damn, that sucks.
Oh, you got two phones.
So you're a drug dealer.
- That's actually
a very hurtful stereotype.
- Oh, sorry, I didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.
♪ ♪
- All right.
Here we go.
- Whoa.
This is very artfully arranged.
- Yeah. - This is amazing.
- I used to work at a deli.
♪ ♪
- Mm.
- Okay. - Good? Good?
- All right, come on. Sit. - What do you want?
- The bed? - The lawn chair?
You got options.
- I guess the lawn chair's
better for digestion.
- All right.
Lawn chair it is.
♪ ♪
- Wow.
Dinner and a show.
- Sorry.
I get crazy OCD
with the chin-ups.
- How many do you do,
like, every day?
- Uh, like, 100.
Actually, like, exactly 100.
- What?
- I got a lot - of nervous energy.
- 100?
- That's not that many.
- No, when we used to do those
presidential fitness tests,
I couldn't even do one.
- I would just, like, - get up there,
And I would just hang.
- You could do a chin-up.
- I absolutely cannot. - Come on.
- No, petite people - are very good at chin-ups.
- That's a very hurtful - stereotype.
- Come here - and put that down for a second.
♪ ♪
- I can't.
- All right. Hop up. - "Hop up"?
- Really? - Okay, fine.
- May I? - That's offensive.
- You good? - Yes, please.
- [grunts] - There you go.
Both: One.
- You got one more. - You got one more.
- [grunts] I can't! - All right.
- No, you just... - You have to do an even number
- Or else the world - will blow up.
- Is that how that works? - There you go.
- [laughs] - Ooh!
- Wow, your hair - smells really nice.
- Oh. Thank you.
Yes, I... I...
I have this, um,
hair mask thing that I use.
- Hmm.
♪ ♪
- I can't even look at rugelach
without gaining ten pounds.
- Come on, Ruth.
- You look like you're - about to blow away.
- Am I gonna - have to force feed you
Some of this lox right here?
- Oh, you really know how
to make an old broad's day.
[both laugh]
- How you been?
- Oh, I'm hanging in there.
- Mm?
- I redid the bathrooms. - Okay.
- Although I don't know why.
- They're gonna stick me - in a home soon enough.
- Stop it.
That is not true.
- I've been going downhill
since Richard passed.
He was the real life
in the house.
- Mm.
- Do you know - I never cooked a meal
Since two years
into our marriage?
He got so tired
of my terrible cooking.
- [laughs]
- He... he said one day,
"Step aside.
This is my job now."
- I remember. - You told me that.
- And he never made me
feel guilty about it.
- Mm.
- Yeah, he was a real winner.
- [laughs]
- 55 years of marriage.
- Well, I hope to have that
with Jim one day.
- Sara...
- Mm-hmm?
- Let him go
if you don't want him.
Life's too short.
- I love Jim.
♪ ♪
- So what do you do?
- Um, I work
at the Whitney Museum.
- Whoa.
Fancy.
- Yeah, I guess. - My God.
- I'm a... a curator.
- Really?
God, that's crazy.
- You know, - I've never been there before.
Never been to Ellis Island,
either, I guess, but...
- Well, I'm a junior curator.
- Hey, you're the only person - I know
- With, like, - a fancy job like that.
It's awesome.
- Yeah. - I mean, it's not a big deal.
Um, what do you do?
- Uh, long-term,
me and my cousin
are in the process
of trying to start,
like, a bagel shop, so...
- Cool.
I love bagels.
- You know, - you're very beautiful.
- And look, sorry - if I was a little rusty.
It's been a while since Bri.
- Oh.
Well, how long has it been
since you guys broke up?
- Three years.
- Okay. - That's a long time.
- I know, I'm a freak.
- That's the deal with - the second phone, by the way.
- It's got all her voicemails - on it
- From before she fell - out of love with me,
- And I don't know - how to transfer the messages,
So now I'm just paying for
two phones like a fucking tool.
- That's a sad story,
Danny Two Phones.
- Danny Two Phones.
- That's... I like that. - Yeah.
- You should get rid
of that phone, you know?
Like, it's holding you back.
- Like, start over. - You'll feel better.
- [sighs]
I guess you're right.
What the fuck am I doing
with my life?
- I should. - I should delete this shit.
- I should just... - I should move on.
- Yo, baby, I'm still - stuck at work right now...
- Oh, man. - No!
- No, no, no, no, no. - Don't do this.
- Stay with me. Come on. - Oh, man.
- Hey, listen.
She's not coming back, right?
- [breathes deeply]
You know what?
- Fuck Brianna. - Yeah, fuck Brianna.
- Fuck Brianna. - Never liked her.
- I'm throwing this shit - out the window.
- Holy shit.
- Oh, my God, are you actually - gonna do it?
- Oh, my God, - am I actually doing this?
- Dude, I believe in you! - Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah. - I'm gonna do it, right?
All right.
[exhales sharply]
- [groans] - [exclaims]
Holy shit!
- Whoo!
Nothing but net.
- I'm Danny-fucking-One-Phone - now, baby!
- Yeah, you are!
Oh, my God!
How do you feel?
- God, I feel fucking great.
- Yeah.
- I feel like a weight's - been lifted.
- Yeah. Good.
- [breathing heavily]
Hey, do you believe in fate?
- Um...
- Because I feel like
I met you for a reason.
I mean, even at that party,
you stood out to me,
and I took the D train today.
I never take the D train.
Never.
- What does the D train - have to do with...
- D for Darby.
- Oh. - Or D for Danny.
- No. No, no, no.
- Or Dalmatians or...
- I met you for a reason,
and it's...
Oh, my...
It's fucking crazy
- how your whole life can change - in a night.
[soft indistinct chatter]
- Hey. - I'll hold him.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Sit... sit over there.
- Okay.
- You want me to sit? - Yeah.
- [mouthing words]
- He likes to be upright. - Okay.
- Yeah. - All right. [grunts]
- Oh, he loves you.
- Oh, my God, babe,
you look so hot.
- I got... - I gotta Instagram this.
Hold on.
So cute.
- [chuckles]
- [laughs softly]
Oh...
- Ooh.
- [quietly] - Do you smell that?
- No.
- For real? - Yeah.
I think he...
I think he pooped.
- It's getting so late. - Oh.
- I know, I hate to...
- No, no.
- I... I understand. - Yeah.
And I, you know...
I have work in the morning.
- Right, right.
[music playing in distance]
Hey, do you know...
Do you know Andrew Dice Clay?
- No. Who's that? - Oh, my God.
He's this amazing comedian.
He's got a show on Saturday,
and uh, you know, we could
do dinner, um, beforehand,
and I got my cousin's car,
- 'cause he's out of town - for the whole month,
- So you wouldn't even - have to take the train.
- I could swoop you. - Say yes.
- Um, ooh, Saturday's not good.
- Oh, man.
- Well, Friday... - What about Friday?
- Friday's bucket hat night - at the Mets game.
That'd be amazing.
- You know - what's so fucking crazy?
This is so fucking crazy,
and I'm sorry I didn't
say anything before.
I'm actually moving
to Cleveland on Monday.
- Cleveland?
- You're trading the Whitney - for Cleveland?
- Um, yeah, they...
They offered me this big job
at the, um,
Cleveland Museum of Art,
and um, this party
was kind of like my last hurrah
in the city,
and I... I should've said
something before,
but I didn't want to ruin
the kind of... vibe.
- Damn.
- [sighs] - Yeah, I know.
- I finally met someone good.
- I'm sorry. - No, no.
I mean...
- Don't be sorry. - No.
I'm really glad I met you.
- Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Um, I should really get going,
though.
- Hey, let me... let me at least - give you a ride home.
My cousin's car's a BMW.
- Oh, no.
I'm, like,
right by the subway, so...
Bye, Danny.
- Good-bye...
my little Thumbelina.
- Bye.
[pensive music]
♪ ♪
Hey. Good morning.
- Oh. You were up late.
- Yeah, um,
things got interesting
- after your - Spin the Bottle dude.
- Shh.
- Hey, gals.
Care to join me on a run?
Both: No.
- All right, fine,
then I am listening to Serial.
- So how was it?
- Um... I...
fucked the gold chain guy.
[both laugh]
- Yeah, definitely - a one-time thing.
- [laughs]
What up, Casual Darby?
- Yeah. - One-time thing.
One-time thing.
I, like... I don't know.
I got to be this
whole other person,
and I told him
that I was a curator,
and I, like,
inflated my whole life
'cause it felt really good
to have somebody look at me
and think that I was, like,
so impressive and just, like,
"Oh, my God. Wow."
- Yeah, well, lying is a really
powerful self-help tool.
- Yeah.
I also told him
I was moving to Cleveland.
- [laughing] - Oh, my God.
- It was in self-defense.
- I was worried he was gonna - get obsessed with me.
- Poor guy.
- Yeah.
- I mean, poor...
He'll be fine.
He got to fuck me.
Like, he'll live.
- True. - Yeah.
- The encounter with Danny
had boosted Darby's
wounded ego
and given her a much-needed
bounce in her step.
She went on with her life,
- giving Danny - very little thought,
As men had so often
done to her.
[elevator dings]
- [quietly] - Shit.
- Darby?
- Danny!
- Oh, my God.
- This... wow. - Hi.
- Hi.
- Uh, what happened - to Cleveland?
Did you change your mind?
- No. Um, no.
I'm going. Um...
Uh, the apartment
I was renting...
Like, it's been so crazy.
Um, the landlord, you know.
Like, you know.
- Yeah.
- Right? - Um...
So are you, like, the curator
of headphones, or...
- Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Just working. Just...
- What are... - What are you doing here?
- After we met, I... I...
I just kind of wanted
to check this place out.
- I mean, I know - I don't really know you,
But um, I still felt proud,
and uh, I thought this might
make me feel closer to you
- even though I knew that you - wouldn't be here anymore,
Except here you are.
[elevator dings]
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- [forced laugh]
It's wild.
- Hey, uh, do you want
to grab a bite after work?
- Um, I have a dinner thing
tonight, um, but...
Uh, you know what?
- I just remembered - I have to grab something
From my cubicle, um,
but it was so good to see you.
- I get it, you know.
I'm not an idiot.
- What do you get? - [laughs]
- You're lying.
My whole family's liars.
- I can tell when someone's - lying to my face.
- I mean, is Darby - even your real name?
- Yes. I'm... yes.
- It's Darby Carter. - Okay.
It's just...
[groans]
- You're the first person - I touched
Since Brianna, you know.
- I'm sor... that's a lot.
I don't...
It was a moment.
- Haven't you ever been - caught up in a moment?
- I'm not a moment.
I'm a person,
- and I helped you - when you were hurt.
You, like... what'd you do?
- You, like, used me - like some kind of sex robot.
- I thought guys wanted
to be treated like sex robots.
- Nice. That's really nice.
- Okay.
Thi... I'm sorry.
This isn't a big deal.
Like, we slept together
one time.
I don't owe you anything.
I get to decide who I fuck
and who I love and whatever.
- Fine, - you don't owe me anything,
But you still fucking hurt me.
Darby Carter,
whoever you are.
- In truth,
she knew exactly how he felt,
and she hated hurting him.
- Danny.
[soft music]
♪ ♪
I'm sorry.
♪ ♪
- Still, it was nice to know
that she could be the one
who left,
that she could
be the one who got away.
- I mean, yeah, - I just made an account.
- I just think staying - at a hotel
- Kind of defeats the purpose - of the whole camper van thing.
- I'm not talking - about every night.
- Just, like, some nights. - Okay.
- Like, every night in the van?
- That's gonna - be kind of intense.
- We're camping. - Of course it's "in tents."
- [laughs] Get it? - Yeah.
- "In tents"? - No, it's...
- Augie.
- So good.
- Darby!
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm surprised you guys - are still in town.
- Oh, we leave tomorrow, - actually.
- Yeah, we're trying - to be in Taos by Labor Day.
- Amazing. - How's everything going
- With you, Darb? - How's the Whitney?
- Or the MoMA? - No, the Whitney.
Um, it's great.
I've actually gotta run.
- Like, ironically, - I have a job interview.
- Nice. - Cool.
- What are you - interviewing for?
- Um, it's this assistant gig,
- but it's at an auction house, - which could be fun.
- Cool. - Yeah.
- Good luck. - Thanks.
- Good luck to you guys. - Thank you.
- So exciting. - Tomorrow's the big launch?
- Yeah, yeah. - Amazing.
- Out on the road. - So exciting. Bye.
- Bye! - See you.
- [Caribou's - "I Can't Do Without You"]
- Hi.
- I will have - a chai tea latte.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
- Babe. - You gonna help me?
Come on.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I can't do without you ♪
♪ ♪
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