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Where has everyone gone? I don't see anyone.

Just because I went to the bathroom...

"My sweet home..."

Hey, where has everyone gone?

Hey! Gauri, no one has gone anywhere, dear.

Everyone is set on their places with a smile.

Come on, let's go home. Everyone is searching for you.

Come on, dear.

"Start loving quickly..."

Gauri, where had you gone?

'Doodha' (Milk).

'Doodha'? - Yes.

Say again. - Doodha.

Doodha!

I am not in a hurry to raise the veil.

But I wonder why I am feeling scared on hearing your voice.

Let me know who this is.

No! What has happened?

How did it happen?

When did it happen?

Why did it happen?

Listen. I have heard that when someone is overjoyed...

her face changes.

Look...

I beg of you.

Please come in your real form.

This is my real face.

This is your real face? - Yes.

Then you are my new woman.

Then this wedding is not a wedding.

You are not my wife.

I am not your husband.

In such a situation, the question is, "Where is she?"

You were slim before marriage.

How did you become so fat now?

Hurray!

We have not celebrated the wedding night yet...

then from where have these children come?

You have got us in dowry. Understood?

Quiet.

It is a crime to take...

and give dowry.

Really? So it's a sin? Then you are the father of...

of us children, you drunkard.

Drunkard?!

I am not a drunkard.

Come on, let's run! - Let's run!

Let's run quickly. - Come on, hurry up.

Make your darling daughter understand.

She was missing the entire night and our children, too.

It is the limit. - I'll explain to her. I'll explain to her.

When will I be able to do it? - You will be.

What would we have done if anything...

had happened to our children? She has no sense.

Shut up! Everyone is after my daughter.

Grandma, I had gone because of them. They told me...

"Let's go to someone else's wedding. We'll have fun at their wedding".

So I went to attend someone else's wedding instead of mine.

What is my fault in it?

Oh, grandma! - Calm down, Gauri. Don't cry.

All of you please go, I'll explain to her. Please go.

Let's go, children. - Explain to her. Why don't you explain to her?

I am sorry. I am sorry. Please go.

When will I be able to do it? - What?

That thing which should happen after the wedding.

Honeymoon? - I don't know about the honeymoon.

It's enough if I can celebrate our wedding night.

When, where and how will I be able to celebrate my wedding night?

Son, I can tell you when and where...

but how can I tell you how? I am the girl's father, after all.

If I can't ask you, should I ask grandma?

It's useless to ask grandma. She had got married many years ago...

she must not remember anything.

If I can't ask you, I can't ask grandma...

and she is not worth asking. - So whom should I ask, after all?

Do one thing. You ask your uncle. - I should ask uncle?

Relax. Relax. Be patience.

You may go wrong in haste.

Gauri is still a kid. She is immature.

What does she know what happens after and before marriage?

You will have to explain her, son.

Uncle, first I was immature.

Now she is immature.

Do you understand what's happening in this immaturity?

So you will have to explain to her.

How can I explain Gauri?

Her family members will explain it to her.

I can tell you. You are my dear one.

Look, son, it is not a foreign place.

It is our village. A sweet village.

A small village.

The girls and women here first don't...

allow anyone to touch them.

And when they do, they surrender completely.

What? - Take your aunt's instance. It took me one month to touch her.

One month! - Yes. - That's too much.

That's what I'm saying. Don't make any fuss. Nothing.

Relax. Don't get carried away in emotions.

Go quietly. It is a calm place.

Sit there for awhile.

Look at the water. Feel the cool breeze.

I'll be back in some time. - Where are you going?

I am going to do your work.

Life is...what do they call it in English? - Adjustment.

Yes. Understood? - You adjust a little and she will adjust a little.

Then life will smile and keep smiling.

Silly boy! Why do you become sad? Go and sit there. - I am not sad.

"I am not sad." I'll be back in some time. - I am thinking.

Okay, listen. - Yes?

If anyone asks, say that you are uncle Chatur's nephew. - Okay.

Fine? The children nowadays don't know what adjustment is.

Is it called life?

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"It is the account of love.

Think carefully before you invest."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"I am in a fixed deposit since many years."

"I am standing where I was."

"I am in a fixed deposit since many years."

"I am standing where I was."

"No interest. No premium. No per capita income."

"How should I impress you? You suggest."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"It is the account of love.

Think carefully before you invest."

"Someone tell the boss to send more money here."

"We are standing on the edge, the waves hit here."

"Someone tell the boss to send more money here."

"We are standing on the edge, the waves hit here."

"Yes, we can progress, have confidence in us."

"Yes, we can progress, have confidence in us."

"We love you, don't harass us."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"It is the account of love.

Think carefully before you invest."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"I'll adjust a little. You adjust a little."

"A little."

"A little. - Adjust."

"A little me. - Adjust."

"Please adjust."

Hey? - Beautiful! Isn't it?

What? - The wild weather.

Yes. Beautiful to look at. Then just forget it.

Why? Why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

I couldn't even call my cousins from London.

I had to get married instantly.

Okay. Come home.

I have got a gift for you. - A gift?

Hey, wait! - I can't blow my balloon at all.

Wait. - Sister, run! Run! Run!

Oh, come on, let's run! Let's run!

"He said I'll repent. I said it's my fate."

"He asked what do I want..."

Hey?

There are so many apples on only this tree and safety on this?

I had grown the tree of apples...

but how did safety grow on it?

Champa! Champa, do you hear with a smile?

I have seen an unbelievable scene.

I am hearing. Have you ever said anything?

I am saying.

Now I have understood why there is a downfall...

in the harvest of apples this year.

Why? - The safety measure which we used...

to use during our youth days...

now the trees have started using them.

What have they started using?

Be happy!

Oh, shameless fellow!

Do I look sexy? - Very sexy!

No, no!

Good. In this box, there is another night dress.

Give it to your wife from me and she will also look sexy.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Gauri! Gauri! - Yes?

Look what I have brought for you. - What?

Come here for a second. - Yes.

Please turn around. - Should I turn around? - Yes.

Why? - Please turn around.

All right. I have turned.

Hey, what are you doing?

Whenever you come near me, you start undressing me.

I will complain to grandma about you. - But I am your husband.

Even I know that you are my husband.

So if you know that I am your husband...

why are you treating me like a stranger?

What nonsense are you talking? - I mean to say you...

You be close to me.

Come closer. - Here. I have come. Tell me.

Come closer. - Okay. Now tell me.

Yes.

Look in my eyes now.

Why? Do you have any problem in your eyes?

Yes, I have a big problem.

And you can get rid of this problem...

without taking any trouble.

And even if you feel a little pain, there is no problem.

Look at me with love.

Is it love? - Yes.

Look like this.

Look more lovingly.

Keep on looking.

Keep on looking like this.

You are doing the same thing again. I'll bite you.

Hey, I am thinking about spending my life with you...

and if you bite me, how will our life be spent?

Hey! Why are you taking the rounds? How does she bite?

What are you playing? - Let's do something. Come on, let's play.

Life is not a game.

I am talking about that game because...

of which you came into this world.

Because of the game I came to this world.

Because of the game this world is going on.

Because of the game the great ones come to this world...

they come and play and come while playing.

It is the game of love.

Everyone is playing.

I want to play it, too.

So shall we play? - It's happening. It's happening.

Very good. Very good. It's perfect. Sit.

Yes.

Very good. I was talking about this game itself.

What problem do you have...

in being close with me?

Whenever you come close to me, why do you undress me?

I undress you because...

I've brought new clothes for you. - Wow!

Really? - Oh, yes. Look! Look at this.

Oh, wow! - Wear and see. You will look like a normal girl...

Just like others. - It is very beautiful.

You wear it.

How can I wear it?

Wear it for my sake.

Please. - All right. Okay. Very good.

So if I'll wear it, will you too wear it looking at me?

Yes. I'll wear it.

Promise? - Promise.

Very good.

Oh, God! Why are you undressing before me?

If I don't undress you, can't I undress myself either?

All right. Remove them. Tell me when you wear it. Okay?

Yes, I am undressing.

Just wait.

Did you wear it?

Did you wear it?

"I am forty. I am naughty."

Shall I open my eyes?

How do I look?

Isn't it? - You look mind-blowing!

Let's do one thing. Let's play now.

Hey, I am not a toy. - Come on.

What's wrong? Did it catch fire?

What's wrong? - Come on!

Nephew? - Uncle.

Nephew, how did you become like this with a smile?

When did I get a chance to smile?

As soon as I tell her to smile with a smile...

she smiles and gives a new excuse for smiling.

What sort of a girl have you brought?

I have brought a girl like a girl.

But tell me, why don't you look like a boy?

Don't touch.

"Why don't you look like a boy?"

When I tell the girl to be like a girl and the boy like a boy...

the girl doesn't behave like a girl, she fights and...

makes the boy behave like a girl. Is this the way?

No experiments.

Is it... - Forgive me, master!

Mind blowing!

I don't understand anything with a smile.

Do you want something?

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

You can't do this to me.

You can't do this to me.

No! No! No! No!

Hey! Hey!

I think she doesn't want anything.

And I shouldn't force the one who doesn't want anything.

Some people are frustrated about sex...

while the others have no interest in it.

She is so different.

She doesn't know anything about it.

Then you must teach her.

I can teach her.

But somebody should teach me first.

She is the best teacher in the world.

Here is a book on Kamasutra.

Study it together.

I have found a source.

Let's see if it works or not.

Chatur, what are you doing?

Why are sitting with your mouth open under the lights? All well?

Brother Daya, I am feeling heavy since last 2½ years.

Really? - Yes.

You know Mr. Shambhu Sharan. - Yes.

Before dying he had said that a heart patient should eat light.

Since then I change the bulbs and eat light.

Sometimes the 100 watt bulb or 40 watt bulb or zero watt bulb.

But what are you doing, uncle Chatur?

Eat this heavy sweet.

You'll feel light by eating it.

Really? - Yes. Eat it.

It is tasty. You seem to be a doctor, too.

I am feeling very light.

Where is dear Gauri? I don't see her around.

You will see her if you look around for her.

She is playing in the garden.

You go and eat her head.

I am feeling light on eating the heavy sweets. - Okay.

You feel lighter. Feel lighter.

But don't become so light that you fly to Shambhu Sharan.

Oh, father, you have dropped my apples.

Oh, Gauri! Gauri, I was looking for you. How are you?

What do you mean by how? I am as I was.

You know, I had come to see you.

Why? Haven't you ever seen me?

You are seeing me since years.

You will never improve.

Well, dear, I am very happy to see you happy.

And you always be happy, okay?

And listen. - Yes?

Keep him happy too.

He? Who he?

So you have come. - Yes.

What are you hiding?

The thing which I can't show you.

What is it that you can't show me? - What I am hiding.

What are you hiding from your aunt, nephew?

The thing which I can't show aunt.

I can show you, but not here.

If you saw it here, you will lose your control.

Why will I lose my control?

You will start smiling here.

Yes. I am sorry.

All right. Go. Smile at leisure.

Hey? What is it that you understood and I didn't?

It is a very normal thing. You won't understand.

Do one thing. Do all the household chores.

If you need anything XYZ...if you need anything, don't call me.

Okay? Go.

Oh!

Today you... and...

Don't torture me, girl.

Get aside. Let me watch the cartoon.

Why do you always keep watching cartoons?

If you want to watch, then watch me.

Why? Are you a cartoon?

Don't talk nonsense.

You are a grown-up. - It doesn't suit you to watch the...

cartoon and play with children.

If you want to watch, then watch this.

If you watch this...

you will understand why you should watch this.

By the way, you can watch...

but you are ignoring it in spite of watching it. I can see that.

Because you are not watching what you should watch...

and you are watching what you shouldn't watch.

What did uncle see in you after all?

At least he should have seen whether...

you have the sense to see or not.

See!

Chill! Chill! Chill! - Why do you always scare me? - Oh, no.

Show me.

Good.

"I am naughty."

"Naughty. Yeah."

"I am naughty."

"I am naughty."

"I am naughty. I am forty."

"I am naughty."

I want you.

Love you.

I love you.

Where has she gone?

Where has she gone?

Come.

It's happening. It's happening.

It's happening. It's happening.

Welcome. Come in.

Look, I have decorated it nicely.

Have a look. - Huh?

I don't want to be...

"In which melody should I sing?"

"Which new song should I sing?"

"What should I do? Where should I go?"

"What should I do? Where should I go?"

"Where should I go?"

"Where should I go?"

"What should I play?"

"What should I sing?"

"Where should I go?"

You never drink. What's wrong today?

Nothing happened today.

I mean nothing happened today either.

I mean if you understand carefully...

nothing has happened till date.

Your hard work. My hard touch.

And touch.

Nothing happened.

The camel is better than me.

It walks in sun.

It doesn't get water till a long distance.

But at least that happens.

The he-camel and she-camel...

give each other company...

like this till far off.

With such a huge body...

the elephant...

the he-elephant does the program with...

the she-elephant in the river.

Okay, forget the elephant.

Forget the elephant.

A mosquito.

I mean a he-mosquito also does a...

program with the she-mosquito.

That's why so many mosquitoes are born...

in so many places in the world, right?

I don't want to discuss dogs.

But the dogs don't have a problem anywhere.

They can do anything anywhere.

They don't have any problem in the world.

But a man has to be very careful.

I mean the husband belongs to his wife.

But in spite of me being her husband...

why does she has an objection?

It means I am her husband now...

but I am still a virgin.

Oh, baby!

Don't be so sad.

I will make you happy.

"It's all about sleep-walking."

"Sleep walking."

"Oh, yeah."

"Feel so sleepy. Sleepy."

Oh, my God!

He is sleepy, sleepy.

Where are you going?

Come back.

"Feel my body." - Hey?

Oh. What?

No! No! No!

No! Just a second.

I mean this is not right.

I mean this is not done.

I mean this is...

Hey?

I see. So you raped her finally.

No. She respected me and handed over...

her respect to me respectfully.

And you took it?

But it happened by mistake. - But you did take it.

Yes, but I was not in my senses. - You were drunk?

Then why have you come to file a report? - You are too much.

Look, a man is innocent while being drunk.

Whatever happens after it is good.

But I can't face my wife.

Then wash your face and go home.

Take a bath and go.

Look, I don't take a bath and come to do my duty.

I take a bath here and go home.

It means I am not raped?

Buddy, men don't have any respect.

What are you saying? - I mean they have respect...

but it can't be snatched away.

Okay, tell me, how did it happen?

Actually I didn't know all this. - What?

I didn't have the knowledge about it.

I see. About that... - Yes.

So I had gone there to study.

And you got impressed there? - No, no, I had gone there to study.

You had gone there to read and returned after writing.

No, no, she made me write. - Who is she to make you write?

It is He who writes.

He has written everything as to who will write where.

Look at me. I don't know to write anything.

I didn't write anything till date.

In spite of it, I have four children. - Really?

What "Really"? It really is a case of goodness.

Look, the good thing is that that girl did it to you...

without any payment.

And you are better than her as you supported her...

to do such a good thing.

And I am better than both of you who is not filing this case.

Because the case is filed against the person...

who hurts someone. Now if I go to that girl and ask...

"Did this boy give you any pain?"

She will say, "I didn't feel any pain, I enjoyed it".

Can I make a case of having fun?

Isn't it interesting? So you also get up and have fun.

Dance, sing, laugh and make merry.

Did the railway train start, nephew?

It happened, uncle. - But what happened, nephew?

What I wanted to do didn't happen.

What was not happening has happened, uncle.

It has happened? - Yes, it has happened.

You mean it has happened with a smile, right?

Yes, by meeting each other. - Meeting each other?

Listen, honey. Listen!

What happened? - What had happened between us during youth...

has happened with him now. - But what happened?

Something good must have happened with a smile.

With a smile? - Yes.

Come on, we will smile, too.

We had smiled in the morning with a smile.

What's the problem if you smile a little more?

I have withered after smiling so much.

I can't read the newspaper as well.

Come on!

Pass it to me. Give here. Pass it to me. Pass here. Oh, yes!

Give it here. - Come on, hurry up! Make it fast.

Give here. Pass it here. Be quick. Hurry up.

Pass it here.

Give it to me quickly. Hurray!

Where is the ball going? - Sister.

Feel my body. Feel my soul.

Touch me, baby. I will lose control.

Oh, what are you doing, sister Gauri? - Sister!

Sister.

Sister Gauri. - Yes?

Come on, let's go and play. - Yes.

Come on.

Look, sister Gauri is sitting there. - Let's go to her.

Sister Gauri! Sister Gauri!

Gauri! Sister Gauri! - Hey, you are sitting here?

And we searched high and low for you.

You ran away from us yesterday, too...

and now you are sitting here with a downtrodden face.

You didn't come to play with us either.

Why? What's wrong?

You know that rude guy.

I felt very bad seeing him with that girl.

I was felt like strangling him. - Really?

But I wonder why I was feeling so strange.

I know. - He is your toy.

Whether you play with him or not, it's your wish.

But you can never bear if someone else plays with him.

Yes.

Feel my body. Feel my soul.

Touch me, baby. I will lose control.

Why are you breaking things?

Gauri, what's wrong with you?

Are you all right? - I am fine, grandma. But he has gone crazy.

You know my husband!

He was hugging that girl before my sight.

So my fears have come true at last.

You are at fault. Why are you blaming the others?

Grandma, you are also taunting me?

No, I am not taunting you, I am explaining it to you.

That's why I used to tell you to give up your childishness.

I didn't have a grip on your grandpa for...

40 years without making any efforts.

I used to dress up and adorn myself before he returned home.

He used to start roaming around me as soon as he returned.

He used to call me his sweetheart and darling.

Now you go home and adorn yourself as well.

Look, apply kohl in your eyes, grace the head adornment...

deck a flower braid in your tresses...

wear bangles in your hands and bedeck yourself.

And as soon as he comes, blush and touch his feet.

Then watch how he will get attracted to you.

He will not even glance at anyone else. Yes.

Really? - Of course.

Oh, grandma!

Hi.

You have come.

Gauri. - Yes.

You have come.

Gauri, please don't do this.

Please.

I want to tell you something.

I also want to tell you something.

But you say it first.

Gauri, what should have happened here...

happened elsewhere.

And what happened elsewhere...

it can't happen here.

I fell in love with somebody else.

I am here.

And my mind is elsewhere.

I won't like it.

And it will be unfair to you, too.

I can be unjust neither to you...

nor to myself.

But listen...

You said what you had to say.

When it was my turn to tell you...

you left without listening to me.

"Although late. - But I understood what you mean."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Although late. - But I understood what you mean."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"My arms call out to you."

"Don't go away."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Although late. - But I understood what you mean."

What happened? - What happened?

"Beloved. - Beloved."

"It was my immaturity."

"I was a bit ignorant, too."

"I recognized your love today."

"Do justice."

"Forgive me."

"I realized your love today."

"My arms call out to you."

"Don't go away."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Although late. - But I understood what you mean."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"There are a few smoldering desires."

"There are a few yearning needs."

"Your heart is now my lair."

"I crave for you all the time."

"There is a sweet burning sensation in my breaths."

"I have to win your love now."

"My arms call out to you."

"Don't go away."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Although late. - But I understood what you mean."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

"Beloved."

Sharon.

Where did she go? - Hi.

Are you leaving for somewhere?

It's time to move on.

And what about me?

Happy.

I wish you all the happiness.

No.

I cannot be happy without you.

Don't you love me?

Of course, I do.

You are my very special friend.

But I am a wanderer.

A free spirit.

Can you capture the wind in your hand?

No.

What about what transpired between us?

That was fun.

What? - Why? Didn't you enjoy it?

Yes.

Look, Happy.

Whatever lessons of love you learnt from me...

take them to your wife. - And make her happy.

It's time to go.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye, Happy. Love you.

Learned people say...

In a particular year, in a particular month...

on a particular day, when you make love...

to a particular girl in a particular way you will attain bliss.

But in London, in America, everybody is doing it.

And they are doing very well. So what's the problem here?

Foreigners have affairs. They get married. They get divorced.

They get divorced. They don't get divorced.

But they do that thing for which they do all this.

If I do something why does this happen?

I left her.

She left me.

Where do I go? - Stop.

I have stopped.

Gauri, stop.

You think I am Gauri?

I am not going anywhere.

Sister. - Where are you going?

Sister, stop. - Sister.

Sister.

Where are you going?

Stop.

Gauri.

Gauri.

You fool.

You were going to commit suicide.

Now your life is mine.

You don't have any right to lay down...

your life which is now mine.

What are you blabbering?

You had left me, right?

Yes.

I had left you.

Now I have understood the difference between love and lust.

I understood it quite late.

Only love can understand love.

What happened to you, uncle?

Nothing.

For the first time, I am shedding tears of joy.

Go away. You don't love me. - I love you.

That's why I tried to love you so much.

I suffered. And you went on tormenting me.

So what if I tormented you?

What happened?

So what if you tormented me?

You won't change.

I should jump.

No. I won't torment you now.

Please.

Let's play. - Again play.

You are still obsessed about games. - Not that game.

I am talking about the game that leads to procreation.

And the game that people play for procreation.

That game? - Yes.

It's happening. It's happening. - It's happening.

Our time begins now.

Nice kids.

Why are you crying?

I won't drink more milk.

It's not for you. It's for the kids. Hold it.

And who are you for?

For you.

What name have you decided?

You decide. - Don't name him Happy.

His stomach will be like this if he is very fat.

You are so naughty.