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Previously on Huff...
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I have a nurse coming to the house.
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Has anybody told you how long I have?
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She asked me if it was ok if she died here.
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Oh, man.
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My name's Kevin and I'm from Placitas-
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Oh. Fuck off, you idiot.
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Are you drunk?
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I thought you went down there to find your brother.
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Honey, we are. We're looking for Teddy right now.
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Jesus, Huff.
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I don't know what we did to deserve all this.
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You don't deserve any of it.
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God just thinks you're strong enough to handle it all.
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I didn't fuck your mother. I made love to your mother.
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And, newsflash, she made love to me.
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Just shut the fuck up!
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Those are fabulous.
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Thank you.
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Did I tell you I'm an epileptic?
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- No, you didn't.
- I can't go to jail.
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Ok.
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- Promise.
- I promise.
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Teddy, please don't wander away.
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You're gonna be... back at Woodburn before you know it, ok?
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Who said anything about Woodburn? I don't want to go back to Woodburn.
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He literally begged you to participate in any chance he might have of getting better.
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But you were too scared to do that, weren't you?
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You're frightening me, craig.
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Why should I go home with you if you're just gonna lie to me year after year.
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No, Ted, I'm not lying, I swear to you.
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Teddy, you cannot fly.
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Oh, yes, I can.
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Teddy! Teddy!
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Oh, my God, you are so beautiful.
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I had no idea how beautiful you would be.
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Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
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Who cares, man?
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You're supposed to be thinking about what I'm- what I'm-
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what I'm... feeling here. What I'm feeling here. You know?
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It just doesn't stop.
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I'm afraid it's gonna stop.
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It's your medication.
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I told you, you got to eat with this stuff.
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You told me you ate.
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You lying?
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Hmm?
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I myself finally took a solid shit this morning.
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Rub it in, why don't you?
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No, I'm just- you know, I think my stomach thing is finally clearing up.
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Good for you.
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It was shaped like a perfect "S."
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Don't tell me you don't look at your shit. I know you do.
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Everybody looks at their shit.
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My shit looks like the la brea tar pits.
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Well, you really should have some breakfast. Come on.
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I'm not hungry, I'm depressed.
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I tried to fly in Mexico, I break my wrist.
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If I landed on you, goofy, I could have killed you.
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My life... is shit.
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My shit, not your shit.
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Look at me. I'm a grown man, and I'm sharing a room with a teenage boy.
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Well, we're gonna take care of that.
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Paul lined up a bunch of assisted living places for us to look at today.
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No.
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Oh, unbelievable.
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Hello.
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Hi, mom.
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Gee, you sound so clear it's hard to believe
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that you're all the way up in the guest house.
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Ok, I'll be right there.
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Ok, ok, ok.
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God.
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She's put me back in Woodburn, hasn't she?
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No, Ted. I promised you that wouldn't happen.
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You cannot take me back there, man.
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I'll disintegrate.
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That place is a fuckin' gulag.
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Why can't I just stay here?
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You know why, Ted.
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No, I don't.
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Well, why do you think?
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'Cause I strangled mother.
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It was 10 year ago, man.
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Well, I'm sorry, Ted, but she just hasn't been able to work her way through that one yet.
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I'll take my meds. I'll-I'll eat toast.
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I'll shit the whole fuckin' alphabet if you want me to.
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I'll talk to her geraniums. She talks to her geraniums.
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Can I get a fuckin' iron?
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I'll get you an iron, but hurry up and get dressed, ok?
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I want to check out at least 3 places today.
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Hey. If this is a setup, if you are putting me in a padded van
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and taking me back to Woodburn, I swear to God I'm gonna kill myself.
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Look, you think this is easy for me?
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It's not, all right? I fuckin' hate this.
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All right, yes. Yes, I would prefer that you stay at Woodburn
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where it's safe, I know you're taken care of, but you don't want that.
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So I promise you it's not going to happen.
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Put it in writing.
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Put it in writing? Ted, come on.
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Fine. I'll have Russell draw up a contract for you immediately.
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Great. I get to be there though.
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Teddy... I'm joking, all right?
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No, I think it's a great idea, and I think we should do it today.
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You think we should do it today?
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You think Russell should draw you up a contract today?
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It's a little short notice, don't you think?
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He fucked mom.
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He owes you.
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Today.
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Hey.
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Beth. Beth.
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- Come on.
- What?
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You haven't said 2 words to me since I got back from Mexico.
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What am I, the invisible man?
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I haven't had 2 words to say.
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Well, honey, look, I-I can't-
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- No.
- No.
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I can't deal with this right now, ok?
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Can we please just let my mother die first?
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And you handle Teddy so your mother doesn't go Howard Hughes.
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I don't need handling. I need an iron.
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We will figure us out later, ok?
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Ok. Ok.
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I love you.
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The iron's above the dryer.
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How do you want your eggs, daddy?
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I don't care.
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How does mommy make them for you?
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She gives me cereal.
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Fried?
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Can't fry cereal, angel.
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Your eggs.
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Whatever's easiest.
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I think any egg's difficult.
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It's just that the shell seems to be really problematic.
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Oh, I couldn't agree more. No matter how careful you are,
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there's always this little speck of shell in there somewhere.
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Yeah, and it's like impossible to get it out of the sticky stuff, you know?
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You thought any more about mother's cremation?
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Her what?
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Her cremation.
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I think we should do it here in Los Angeles.
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Uh, what the hell are you talking about?
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Um, you're burning the butter, mom.
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I think over easy, Bethy.
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The eggs, not your grandmother.
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Do you think that's funny?
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Um... a bit, yeah.
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And you're talking about incinerating her like she's garbage.
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Whoa. Let's back this up a bit.
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How can you even talk about this now?
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She's not even gone yet and you're making jokes.
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If your mother can say she wants her ashes dropped from a helicopter
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on the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, I can make a bad joke about eggs.
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She didn't say that.
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She's never said that.
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She hates Atlantic City.
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She loves Atlantic City.
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Bullshit.
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You love it, that's why she goes. She hates it.
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She has always hated it.
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And she's not gonna be cremated just because you say that's what she wants.
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We are taking her home to New Jersey
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and I'm gonna pick out her dress and she's gonna look beautiful.
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You make your own goddamn eggs.
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Oh, my God.
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Quick, get inside. Get in!
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What can I do for you, mother?
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Where is he?
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- Who's he?
- You know who.
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Yeah, I know who. Can you say his name, please?
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Teddy. Teddy.
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Where-where is he?
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He's downstairs in Byrd's room getting dressed.
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What, you left him alone?
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Oh, no. He's tied to the bed.
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Byrd's got one of dad's.357 magnums trained right at his temple.
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Don't patronize me.
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Your father took all his guns with him years ago.
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Right. You know, mom, I'm starting to think maybe you should be the one
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who should be strapped to the bed.
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Oh, my God.
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You know, I'm just gonna- I'm just going to keep myself situated right here
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until he leaves.
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That's a good plan, mom. Why don't you drink more while you're at it.
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God, I can see right through that bloody mary, mother.
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Shh. How's his arm?
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It's his right wrist and it's broken in 2 places.
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That's the same arm he broke when he was just little.
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He was 4 years old, yeah.
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And I had to carry him all the way to the hospital.
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You know why? 'Cause your father-
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heh heh, he sold all the cars the week before.
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Oh, my God. That poor little boy.
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Well, that'll knit quickly.
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Hey, how long do I have to stay locked up here?
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Well, Teddy and I were just discussing that,
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and we decided the rest of your life would be good.
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How can you be so insolent in the face of tragedy?
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Now, I want you to call Woodburn and return him.
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He's not a pair of shoes, mom.
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I want you to take him back today.
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Well, no can do.
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We have a meeting with Russell today.
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Mmm. Why? Russell?
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Yeah, why, you jealous?
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I'm meeting with Russell because he's drawing up a contract for Teddy and I.
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We're establishing the new terms of his assisted living situation.
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What term- what's with- about mine? My terms?
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What about 'em? He's not going back to Woodburn, mom.
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Oh, yes, he is.
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Oh, no, he is not.
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You know, I bet that you wish that he had killed me
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on that linoleum floor 10 years ago in Pasadena. Hmm?
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Oh, my God. I can't believe we had linoleum.
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Um... bye, mom.
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Have a- have a nice day.
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I want to make it very clear that I am only writing checks to Woodburn.
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Well, then, they're gonna have to build a new wing called the Izzy,
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'cause he ain't going back there. Ok?
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In the meantime, you'll have to figure out some other way
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to ease your conscience besides writing checks.
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You have no idea what's in my conscience.
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Mom, given what I do now, I imagine it's pretty dark in there.
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So, if this is going to work, Teddy has to agree to take his medication.
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Only if I get to choose my poison.
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No, no, no. I choose your poison.
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Fellas, let's not refer to it as poison.
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Ok? What do you say? That doesn't bode so well for any potential civil action
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that might take place down the road, should things become dicey.
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Dicey?
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- Is that the official legal term?
- Yes, it is.
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You know, Teddy, Huff's a doctor.
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He should have final say in determining your medication.
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And Dr. Huffstodt, you need to take Teddy's feelings into consideration
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and have other options available, should he have just cause
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in rejecting your primary recommendation.
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F ine.
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Ok?
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Good.
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I want Clozaril.
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No Clozaril. No way. That could kill you.
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He's dismissing me.
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He cannot dismiss me. Put that in the contract. No dismissing me.
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Buddy, can that stuff really kill you? Like, dead?
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- It puts him at risk for agranulocytosis.
- .. Cytosis.
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Which is a very severe blood disorder.
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Detectable early with regular blood tests.
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But why risk that? It's a last resort measure.
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There are plenty of other therapies to try first.
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Teddy, um, I really understand the wish to die.
254
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Trust me, I do.
255
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But avoiding a medication
256
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because it has a potentially fatal side effect is not dismissing you.
257
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So, why don't we just say that, you know, for now,
258
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you both have veto power over the medication and Huff is vetoing Clozaril.
259
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Fine.
260
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Ok. What about the living situation?
261
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No Woodburn.
262
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Put that in there.
263
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What happened over there, buddy? The, uh,
264
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the gym teacher diddle you or something?
265
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And I get the- the v-veto power that he gets with living situations.
266
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Ok, but I have to be comfortable with the supervision.
267
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I want a lock on my door.
268
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Reasonable request?
269
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I don't want people barging in.
270
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Fine.
271
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You understand what I'm saying?
272
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Yeah, no, I agree with it.
273
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You should definitely have your own space,
274
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as long as you're accounted for every night.
275
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Maybe that means you don't come by so much anymore.
276
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You don't want me to come by so much anymore?
277
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No, no, no. Still come by and all.
278
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Just, uh...
279
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maybe call first.
280
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A cell phone! I want a cell phone. Put that in there.
281
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You hear me? You hear me now, Craig?
282
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Do you, Craig? You hear me?
283
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Yeah, I hear you, Ted.
284
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'Cause sometimes at Woodburn, you would just-
285
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you'd just come by and I didn't want any company at all.
286
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You'd just knock on the door and pull up a chair,
287
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like I was supposed to do cartwheels or something because you showed up.
288
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I'm- I had no idea you felt that way.
289
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Sometimes, I'd be drugged,
290
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or tired, or...
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depressed,
292
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delusional,
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suicidal,
294
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obsessed,
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childlike,
296
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awkward,
297
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ugly, dull,
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slovenly,
299
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unlovable.
300
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You know?
301
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,804
Yeah, I know.
302
00:14:31,848 --> 00:14:35,274
It's kinda why I felt compelled to come by and visit.
303
00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:39,777
Half the time, I felt like I was the one who was taking care of you.
304
00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:41,910
Admit it.
305
00:14:42,622 --> 00:14:48,003
You came to dump on me, too.
306
00:14:48,134 --> 00:14:51,227
I mean, sometimes you'd go on and on and on about all your life,
307
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:55,937
and I had nothing to say back to you, because all of my days were exactly the same.
308
00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:02,705
You kinda used me, Craig.
309
00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,426
So, maybe you could just call first.
310
00:15:15,027 --> 00:15:16,570
Ok.
311
00:15:35,782 --> 00:15:37,909
She still looks pretty, huh?
312
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,499
Beautiful.
313
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,529
Who am I supposed to talk to now?
314
00:15:56,036 --> 00:15:58,580
Who's gonna watch television with me?
315
00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:02,213
Who's gonna tell me to cut the lawn?
316
00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:05,720
You know me, I don't really give a rat's ass about the yard.
317
00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,809
Probably never do it.
318
00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:15,323
Well, now, the only reason I protest her death-
319
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I thought you loved that dress, baby.
320
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,897
I love all your dresses, pretty girl.
321
00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:31,780
I-
322
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I'm not gonna-
323
00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:37,457
- What's that, sweetheart?
- Mom, what are you saying?
324
00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:45,220
I- I'm not gonna wear my panties tonight.
325
00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:46,938
What did she say?
326
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:52,907
She said she's not gonna wear her panties tonight.
327
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,208
Oh, ok.
328
00:16:56,420 --> 00:17:00,132
That's what I- uh, ok- thought.
329
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:03,349
Can we, uh, talk about this later, sweetheart?
330
00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:13,076
When my time comes, you put me right next to her.
331
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:23,346
And- that would be somewhere over the Taj Mahal in New Jersey, right?
332
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,694
That's right.
333
00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,628
Why am I so goddamn nervous?
334
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,341
You'd think I was being indicted or something,
335
00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,679
and where the hell are my goddamn Xanax?
336
00:17:57,716 --> 00:17:59,975
Here you are, my dear. Take some of mine.
337
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,229
Yours are white. Mine are peach.
338
00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:05,152
Yes, but the white are 2 milligrams, whereby the peach are only a half.
339
00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:09,453
So, if I took one of your white, it would be like taking 4 of my peach ones?
340
00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:12,259
Um, I don't usually mix arithmetic and Xanax,
341
00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:15,300
but trust me. Take one of the white ones. They're fantastic.
342
00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:17,057
Thanks.
343
00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:20,319
I just- I'm not usually this nervous in the middle of the afternoon.
344
00:18:20,357 --> 00:18:24,361
I mean, do you think it's because I fraudulently billed some of my clients,
345
00:18:24,401 --> 00:18:26,990
who happened to be government agencies,
346
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:29,548
and that just happens to be a felony?
347
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,088
You know, it could have something to do with it,
348
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,175
but never fear, because I do have a plan.
349
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,936
Oh, goody.
350
00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:39,144
Jorge Corrales is the name of the D.A. who'll be prosecuting your case,
351
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,491
and I've invited him over here for a meeting tomorrow
352
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:44,031
to discuss 2 cases that don't have anything to do with you.
353
00:18:44,069 --> 00:18:48,045
What I want you to do is to accidentally just drop by,
354
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,526
because I want him to meet you, so that he can experience you
355
00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:54,972
as the kind, earnest, and generous person that you actually are.
356
00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,401
Why don't I just fuck him?
357
00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:58,488
You know, it's never actually a guarantee of anything.
358
00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:01,618
It lacks a certain subtlety. I'd be happier if you just, you know,
359
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:04,869
splashed a little more of that fabulous scent you've been wearing on, and-
360
00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:07,209
and maybe sport a little bit of tasteful cleavage,
361
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,380
and just engage in some benign talky-talk.
362
00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:11,385
How about a blow job? I could just blow him.
363
00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:13,271
It is my experience that it's difficult
364
00:19:13,308 --> 00:19:15,519
to establish earnestness with a dick in your mouth.
365
00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:16,915
That is debatable.
366
00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:18,241
Look, trust me.
367
00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:20,656
2:15, we'll be in the conference room. You barge in.
368
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,453
"Oh, my god, where the fuck is my cell phone? I've lost my cell phone. "
369
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:25,673
I'll throw a fit. I'll say, "this is totally inappropriate.
370
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:28,714
I can't have you two in the same room, and this has to end immediately. "
371
00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:32,513
You might just anyway decide to sit down next to him for about 3 minutes, ok?
372
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:34,061
Afterwards, I will throw a tantrum,
373
00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:36,273
insist that you leave, and escort you to the elevator.
374
00:19:36,311 --> 00:19:38,445
I think it's a good idea. I think it'll get us something.
375
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,498
Ok. How about if I just put my hand on his leg?
376
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,630
Now, that's earnest.
377
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,051
Earnest? What do you mean?
378
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,554
Like this.
379
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:54,061
Well, you know, maybe, um-here.
380
00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:56,033
Maybe-maybe higher.
381
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,281
Higher up, and, you know, kind of squeeze.
382
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,497
Squeeze on certain words for emphasis, right?
383
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,594
Firm, not hard.
384
00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:07,092
Gentle, but not weak.
385
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,061
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
386
00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:12,018
Yeah. A statement not a- not a question.
387
00:20:12,058 --> 00:20:15,773
Yeah. Intrigue, but not confusion.
388
00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:19,493
Yeah, yeah. That's what I was-
389
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:20,999
Russell-
390
00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:26,007
What-God, what the hell are you doing here? Damn it.
391
00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:29,015
That asshole fired me.
392
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,030
I am with a client, Kelly.
393
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,778
And I'm with child. Your child.
394
00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:38,209
I just lost my job, and I need those benefits.
395
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:42,711
You cannot just come barging in here and dumping your shit all over the place, darling,
396
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:45,552
when I am with an important client.
397
00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:55,114
Hey, come on over here and sit down. Come on.
398
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,714
- Thank you.
- Oh, Jesus.
399
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,267
Are you-uh, are you two married?
400
00:21:07,306 --> 00:21:09,989
- Oh, slow down.
- Oh, God, no.
401
00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:12,404
- Listen, I might have a little situation here,
- I guess I made one mistake,
402
00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:14,284
- .. but married? No.
- .. but I'm not about to make 2.
403
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:16,497
- Husband? Oh, god.
- My wife? No.
404
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,216
Not, no, thank you.
405
00:21:18,253 --> 00:21:22,549
Well, maybe you oughta give it a try. You make kind of a cute couple.
406
00:21:22,589 --> 00:21:24,073
You think?
407
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,559
Absolutely.
408
00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:26,980
I do.
409
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,821
So, how'd you two meet?
410
00:21:31,449 --> 00:21:37,038
Um, he buys this, um, flat screen television from me.
411
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:40,847
And then, he drags me home to his place.
412
00:21:40,887 --> 00:21:45,183
Then gets me all stretched out on booze and ecstasy.
413
00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:47,274
Then he knocks me up.
414
00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:50,365
There.
415
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,911
Dumped your shit instead.
416
00:21:52,949 --> 00:21:54,329
Better?
417
00:21:54,365 --> 00:21:55,710
Much.
418
00:21:56,797 --> 00:21:58,639
So, how did you get fired?
419
00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:02,229
Oh, I threw up on a 52" plasma.
420
00:22:02,268 --> 00:22:07,148
I can't believe a bombshell like you has legal problems.
421
00:22:07,989 --> 00:22:09,574
Who'd you throw up on?
422
00:22:09,611 --> 00:22:10,334
Oh-
423
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,081
You, don't ask. And you, don't tell.
424
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:14,885
You're a lesbian?
425
00:22:14,922 --> 00:22:19,051
I didn't think Bush made lesbianism illegal yet.
426
00:22:19,091 --> 00:22:21,159
She's not a lesbian.
427
00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:23,229
Well, not since college.
428
00:22:23,315 --> 00:22:24,865
College? Really?
429
00:22:24,902 --> 00:22:27,947
It would take a lot of nerve for Bush to take on issues
430
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:31,830
of such global importance like sex, don't you think?
431
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:35,255
Considering he's a bush himself.
432
00:22:37,848 --> 00:22:39,641
I like her.
433
00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:41,945
I like your dress.
434
00:22:41,982 --> 00:22:44,276
Oh, fuck me with a stick.
435
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,073
You know, now that I'm pregnant, I just don't know what to wear.
436
00:22:47,111 --> 00:22:50,451
I should probably go shopping at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
437
00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:53,760
Hey, there is a great maternity store up on Cahuenga.
438
00:22:53,799 --> 00:22:59,722
And you know, there is a really good custom bra store out in Pasadena,
439
00:22:59,765 --> 00:23:02,858
and when you're pregnant, you should be wearing custom bras.
440
00:23:02,897 --> 00:23:04,798
Oh. Absolutely.
441
00:23:04,835 --> 00:23:06,666
Hey, hey, Oprah.
442
00:23:06,703 --> 00:23:09,372
Do you want to go shopping, or do you want to stay out of jail?
443
00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:11,545
I wanna go shopping.
444
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:16,720
Oh, thank God you got here. He was driving me crazy.
445
00:23:16,768 --> 00:23:18,610
What kind of trouble are you in, anyway?
446
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:23,485
Oh, taxpayer theft and about 500 million counts of wire fraud.
447
00:23:23,526 --> 00:23:25,583
- No big deal.
- It's a felony!
448
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:28,666
I know what you're thinking. I am not cock-blocking you.
449
00:23:28,704 --> 00:23:30,886
You're not even in her league.
450
00:23:30,924 --> 00:23:32,342
You don't know what league I play in.
451
00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:34,638
You play in my league, fatso.
452
00:23:34,683 --> 00:23:37,185
I played one fucking game in your league.
453
00:23:40,069 --> 00:23:44,615
In addition to basketball and tennis, we have bingo on wednesdays,
454
00:23:44,663 --> 00:23:46,797
chess and checkers on thursdays,
455
00:23:46,835 --> 00:23:48,426
and on the last friday of every month,
456
00:23:48,463 --> 00:23:51,758
we take a group trip to the municipal swimming pool.
457
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,890
This is a nice room.
458
00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:57,062
You're looking at the crown jewel of Pine Bluff.
459
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,241
It's Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.
460
00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:01,489
So small, it fits in your glove compartment.
461
00:24:01,534 --> 00:24:03,870
- The television?
- The residents love it.
462
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,214
It's a big TV.
463
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:09,338
The area has, more or less, evolved into a kind of watering hole for the residents.
464
00:24:09,378 --> 00:24:10,601
Like wildebeests.
465
00:24:10,638 --> 00:24:13,224
That's a 50" plasma with a high-def box
466
00:24:13,262 --> 00:24:15,110
and the couches are super comfy.
467
00:24:15,148 --> 00:24:17,491
Why are all the wildebeests still in their pajamies?
468
00:24:17,528 --> 00:24:20,405
Pine Bluff residents are free to wear whatever they want.
469
00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:22,036
They look really fuckin' liberated to me.
470
00:24:22,073 --> 00:24:23,748
Ted, Ted.
471
00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,919
Wish I could wear my pajamas all day.
472
00:24:25,957 --> 00:24:26,888
Really? Do you?
473
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,926
You wish you had no reason to get up and get dressed?
474
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:31,076
You wish your life was that pointless?
475
00:24:31,114 --> 00:24:33,185
Ted? I don't think that's what she meant.
476
00:24:33,982 --> 00:24:35,233
Whatever.
477
00:24:36,069 --> 00:24:41,575
I'm gonna go over there and talk to these narcoleptic wildebeests.
478
00:24:43,753 --> 00:24:47,132
I'm sorry, I apologize. He's been very agitated lately.
479
00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:49,263
Please, there is no need to apologize.
480
00:24:49,641 --> 00:24:52,352
Uh, my guess is, we'll put him on Zyprexa.
481
00:24:52,397 --> 00:24:55,609
We actually had him on Zyprexa for a while, and he hated it.
482
00:24:55,648 --> 00:24:57,288
He gained a ton of weight.
483
00:24:57,325 --> 00:25:00,828
Don't worry. If he's admitted here, our doctors will put him through a full evaluation.
484
00:25:00,868 --> 00:25:05,296
Actually, I'm a psychiatrist, and I'd like to be the one prescribing his meds.
485
00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:08,769
Oh. Well, normally we insist on dictating the treatments,
486
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:12,729
but since you are a doctor, I'm sure we can work something out.
487
00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:13,742
Good.
488
00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:17,366
I got a 2-pound pike with a Pocket Fisherman!
489
00:25:17,405 --> 00:25:18,871
Hey.
490
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:22,419
I'm Angelina Jolie. Do you wanna fuck?
491
00:25:24,803 --> 00:25:26,137
Hey.
492
00:25:26,473 --> 00:25:27,606
Huh?
493
00:25:27,643 --> 00:25:29,603
How long you been here, man?
494
00:25:30,565 --> 00:25:31,949
Several hours.
495
00:25:31,986 --> 00:25:34,238
No, I mean in the building.
496
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,992
You new?
497
00:25:36,029 --> 00:25:37,544
No, not yet.
498
00:25:37,581 --> 00:25:38,965
So, listen, what's the deal here?
499
00:25:39,002 --> 00:25:43,840
This elf chick Stacey is pitching thisn place like it's el dorado or something.
500
00:25:43,971 --> 00:25:46,272
She's from Oklahoma,
501
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:49,771
which is connected to several other states.
502
00:25:50,902 --> 00:25:54,990
Wow. What's scary is, you're not wrong.
503
00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:57,373
I like your haircut.
504
00:25:59,881 --> 00:26:02,508
Would you shave my head, too?
505
00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:05,390
Yeah, buddy. I'll shave your head.
506
00:26:05,435 --> 00:26:07,687
You gotta go to Mexico, though, to do it.
507
00:26:07,725 --> 00:26:09,449
That's ok.
508
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,780
Think that's on the third floor.
509
00:26:11,824 --> 00:26:13,785
Yeah. All righty, then.
510
00:26:14,038 --> 00:26:16,666
You ever seen a TV so big?
511
00:26:16,704 --> 00:26:18,671
It's the crown jewel.
512
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:24,648
It's under $30, and it makes a great gift.
513
00:26:24,687 --> 00:26:29,483
O heavenly Father, for the strength that you've given me, I thank you.
514
00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:33,615
For the health that you've blessed me with, I thank you, Lord.
515
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:37,711
And for this woman, Lord, who's being overcome with cancer,
516
00:26:37,757 --> 00:26:44,431
I ask, Father, that you strengthen and heal her as you see fit.
517
00:26:44,564 --> 00:26:49,409
Father, giver of life and health,
518
00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:54,246
relieve and comfort your sick servant Madeline.
519
00:26:54,628 --> 00:26:59,341
Lord, I praise you because you made this body,
520
00:26:59,381 --> 00:27:02,440
and only you can heal it.
521
00:27:02,479 --> 00:27:07,192
So, Father, I come to you, thanking you already
522
00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:11,911
because it's been done, in Jesus' name, I pray.
523
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:14,460
Glory, glory, glory.
524
00:27:14,498 --> 00:27:16,966
Thank you, Father.
525
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:18,805
Thank you, Father.
526
00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:21,560
- Thank you-
- Your hands.
527
00:27:22,022 --> 00:27:24,650
Hello, Madeline.
528
00:27:25,739 --> 00:27:27,950
They're so warm.
529
00:27:29,873 --> 00:27:32,793
- There's heat-
- Yes.
530
00:27:33,089 --> 00:27:35,174
Real heat.
531
00:27:36,346 --> 00:27:37,722
Hey.
532
00:27:38,643 --> 00:27:40,145
Hey.
533
00:27:43,069 --> 00:27:44,786
Paul and Ira.
534
00:27:44,823 --> 00:27:48,034
We were talking to Jesus.
535
00:27:48,073 --> 00:27:49,623
I see that.
536
00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:55,384
How is geometry class, honey?
537
00:27:55,598 --> 00:27:58,058
Still scary?
538
00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:00,063
No.
539
00:28:02,906 --> 00:28:04,991
No, mommy.
540
00:28:05,202 --> 00:28:07,210
Geometry was ok.
541
00:28:07,248 --> 00:28:10,502
Oh, that's good, sweetheart.
542
00:28:13,303 --> 00:28:14,686
Freakin' whore!
543
00:28:14,723 --> 00:28:16,231
Teddy, she wasn't that bad.
544
00:28:16,268 --> 00:28:18,958
She has already forgotten my name, and you fucking know it.
545
00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:21,652
Bitch should spritz perfume at people at Bloomingdale's.
546
00:28:21,691 --> 00:28:23,407
She was vacant, man. Did you see her eyes?
547
00:28:23,444 --> 00:28:25,001
There was nothing behind them.
548
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:28,041
And that guy I talked to thought Mexico was on the third fucking floor.
549
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:29,379
I hate this fucking place.
550
00:28:29,422 --> 00:28:30,674
Oh, Teddy, Teddy.
551
00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:31,433
Jesus!
552
00:28:31,469 --> 00:28:33,638
Teddy. What the fuck are you doing? Are you kidding me?
553
00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:36,066
Nobody wants to know a guy who lives in a fucking home.
554
00:28:36,104 --> 00:28:39,364
If I saw me coming out of here, I wouldn't want to talk to me.
555
00:28:39,403 --> 00:28:42,322
All right, all right. Just calm down, all right? Just take it easy.
556
00:28:42,361 --> 00:28:44,126
Jesus Christ.
557
00:28:44,163 --> 00:28:46,666
You know, this place actually has a lot to offer, you know?
558
00:28:46,704 --> 00:28:48,921
What? Like horse tranquilizers?
559
00:28:48,966 --> 00:28:54,680
You heard her. Like, uh, uh, live music and basketball and tennis-
560
00:28:54,722 --> 00:28:57,155
This is just- it's all therapy, man.
561
00:28:57,193 --> 00:29:00,863
And nothing can just be what it is. It all has a point to it.
562
00:29:00,903 --> 00:29:05,254
I wanna hear music, and have it just be music, you know?
563
00:29:05,294 --> 00:29:07,880
Ted, you know, anyplace you go is gonna have some kind of treatment.
564
00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:08,765
You know that, right?
565
00:29:08,802 --> 00:29:12,598
If you lock me up with these fucking pod people,
566
00:29:12,637 --> 00:29:14,938
I swear to god, I will swallow my tongue.
567
00:29:14,982 --> 00:29:19,612
All right. So, I take that to mean that you're vetoing Pine Bluff. Is that correct?
568
00:29:21,413 --> 00:29:23,714
You mean, I actually get veto power?
569
00:29:23,752 --> 00:29:26,421
Well, that's what's in the contract, right?
570
00:29:26,549 --> 00:29:29,636
Let's just get out of here, please, before they lock us both up.
571
00:29:29,675 --> 00:29:30,606
Cuckoo's nest.
572
00:29:30,642 --> 00:29:34,896
All this place needs is a retarded indian on the porch rolling fucking cigars.
573
00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:35,785
It's not funny.
574
00:29:35,821 --> 00:29:37,906
It actually is kinda funny.
575
00:29:40,372 --> 00:29:43,959
Take my wedding ring off my hand.
576
00:29:44,006 --> 00:29:45,472
What, mom? Your ring?
577
00:29:45,509 --> 00:29:48,804
My wedding ring. Take it off my finger.
578
00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:52,438
- Why, mom-
- Just do it.
579
00:29:58,747 --> 00:30:00,790
I want you to have it.
580
00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:04,234
Mom, why are you giving this to me?
581
00:30:04,273 --> 00:30:07,179
Shouldn't- shouldn't this go to daddy?
582
00:30:08,393 --> 00:30:14,900
So he can give it to some 30-year-old golf course beer bimbo?
583
00:30:18,582 --> 00:30:23,379
This shiny, complicated little diamond...
584
00:30:24,178 --> 00:30:28,516
took your father years to pay for when we were young.
585
00:30:28,897 --> 00:30:34,277
Took thousands of years to form in the ground.
586
00:30:35,161 --> 00:30:42,377
It reminds me to embrace every precious moment for all of you.
587
00:30:42,511 --> 00:30:44,430
I'm blessed.
588
00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:47,686
That's why I want you to have it.
589
00:30:48,315 --> 00:30:51,652
I don't want you to miss your life.
590
00:30:52,742 --> 00:30:54,535
Your Byrd.
591
00:30:55,832 --> 00:30:57,709
Your Huff.
592
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:01,426
Your you.
593
00:31:23,769 --> 00:31:25,354
Hey, Byrdy.
594
00:31:30,743 --> 00:31:32,120
You asleep?
595
00:31:34,836 --> 00:31:36,129
Not even close.
596
00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,389
Me neither.
597
00:31:37,425 --> 00:31:39,468
I get like this sometimes.
598
00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:44,271
You think it's because you're a-
599
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,781
you know, because you're...
600
00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:53,539
Oh, Jesus Christ, Byrdy. Just come on and stop tippy-toeing around it.
601
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,297
You wanna know if I'm awake 'cause I'm insane, right?
602
00:31:56,335 --> 00:31:57,516
Yeah, right.
603
00:31:57,553 --> 00:31:59,597
You're awake. You insane?
604
00:32:00,643 --> 00:32:02,228
Good point.
605
00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,914
Uncle Teddy?
606
00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:09,787
Yes, nephew Byrd?
607
00:32:10,164 --> 00:32:12,208
When did you first know?
608
00:32:14,841 --> 00:32:16,927
I was about 20.
609
00:32:16,971 --> 00:32:19,390
I had this friend. He had no chin.
610
00:32:19,428 --> 00:32:21,642
Looked like an old woman.
611
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,824
And he was dating this girl.
612
00:32:23,861 --> 00:32:26,572
And she was the daughter of this big record company guy,
613
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,079
and they had this house up in Benedict Canyon.
614
00:32:30,126 --> 00:32:33,587
Somehow, I found myself on the roof of that house.
615
00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,552
Bare feet,
616
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:38,432
my toes just hanging off the edge.
617
00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:40,813
Were you going to kill yourself?
618
00:32:40,851 --> 00:32:42,324
Hell, no, Byrdy.
619
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,947
That didn't come till much, much later.
620
00:32:45,451 --> 00:32:48,830
This was so sweet.
621
00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:54,132
I was at the tops of the trees, the top of Los Angeles,
622
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:58,058
and I was looking down at this hawk that was flying around,
623
00:32:58,104 --> 00:33:00,544
and he was looking up at me, like, "holy shit, I better climb up,
624
00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:02,987
there's this thing looking down at me and it doesn't have any wings. "
625
00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:04,540
See, he couldn't see my wings.
626
00:33:04,577 --> 00:33:07,872
I was looking down at Santa Monica and Westwood and Hollywood,
627
00:33:07,911 --> 00:33:11,334
and all the way down to L.A.'s weird little downtown.
628
00:33:11,374 --> 00:33:14,507
It looked like a toy city carved into a fake landscape
629
00:33:14,546 --> 00:33:17,645
and I knew why everybody lived in every part of town
630
00:33:17,684 --> 00:33:21,653
because Los Angeles- it plugged itself into me
631
00:33:21,692 --> 00:33:25,869
and it told me... everything.
632
00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:28,461
That sounds really nice.
633
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,718
Yeah, it was.
634
00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:36,853
Till they saw me up on the roof, and they start flipping out.
635
00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:39,652
Well, did you tell them what happened?
636
00:33:39,691 --> 00:33:42,033
I told them I was taking a leak.
637
00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:48,045
They called me "Teddy of the tree tops. "
638
00:33:50,305 --> 00:33:54,475
I knew it was way too big for them. I knew they'd never get it.
639
00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:58,237
Thank you.
640
00:33:59,742 --> 00:34:01,201
You're welcome.
641
00:34:08,386 --> 00:34:10,388
I'm selling the house.
642
00:34:10,432 --> 00:34:12,190
- What?
- It's too big for me.
643
00:34:12,228 --> 00:34:16,900
Not to mention, the market is boffo right now. Not like L.A., but it's hot.
644
00:34:17,573 --> 00:34:20,346
You've had that house my whole life!
645
00:34:20,385 --> 00:34:23,124
It's too big and teaneck's too cold.
646
00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:26,465
Your mother and I always talked about Hilton Head.
647
00:34:26,503 --> 00:34:28,845
Great golf, great tennis.
648
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,567
You know where else? Murrells Inlet.
649
00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:35,233
Got these still, glassy waterways. It's beautiful.
650
00:34:35,446 --> 00:34:38,533
I think she loved that place more than Atlantic City.
651
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:42,457
She wants her ashes scattered over the boardwalk in New Jersey, Beth.
652
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,881
This one isn't open for discussion.
653
00:34:47,557 --> 00:34:50,122
Mickey Spillane lives at Murrells.
654
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,690
You know, the Mike Hammer books.
655
00:34:52,735 --> 00:34:57,573
I can't play tennis in Murrells Inlet. We're going to Hilton Head.
656
00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,087
Honey, honey, you should be in bed.
657
00:34:59,124 --> 00:35:01,710
You're gonna fall do-what is all this blood on your hands?
658
00:35:01,748 --> 00:35:03,263
Here, give me your arm, I'll take you back.
659
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:06,762
Uh, Beth, honey, get a clean towel and some peroxide.
660
00:35:06,802 --> 00:35:08,185
Now, come on, honey, back to bed.
661
00:35:08,221 --> 00:35:10,153
I'm serious, Jim!
662
00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:13,200
Murrells Inlet is so boring for me,
663
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,577
and a funny thing happened to me while I was in there dying.
664
00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:19,466
What's that, sweetheart?
665
00:35:19,503 --> 00:35:23,173
I'm never doing anything boring again.
666
00:35:24,472 --> 00:35:27,287
I'm never doing anything boring again.
667
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,072
Then Hilton Head it is. Lots of golf.
668
00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:34,468
And no more golf carts. We're walking the entire 18 holes.
669
00:35:34,509 --> 00:35:38,833
Beth! I said your mother's bleeding, get me a clean towel.
670
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:46,068
Hey.
671
00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:48,398
She walked into the kitchen!
672
00:35:48,436 --> 00:35:49,909
- Who did?
- Mom!
673
00:35:49,946 --> 00:35:52,115
Well, she's probably just foraging for vodka.
674
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:54,459
No, no, not your mom, my mom.
675
00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:57,333
She just walked right into the kitchen by herself.
676
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:58,547
You're kidding me!
677
00:35:58,583 --> 00:35:59,424
How?
678
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,017
I don't understand any of it.
679
00:36:01,054 --> 00:36:04,077
Well, you want me to come home? I can be home in, like, half an hour.
680
00:36:04,116 --> 00:36:07,105
No, no, it's ok. I'm taking her to Dr. Berman's in, like, 5 minutes.
681
00:36:07,144 --> 00:36:09,487
I think I pulled him out of surgery or something.
682
00:36:09,525 --> 00:36:12,910
This is just scaring the shit out of me.
683
00:36:12,955 --> 00:36:16,424
I thought- I thought she was going to die today.
684
00:36:16,463 --> 00:36:21,343
I just woke up with that feeling, like- like I knew.
685
00:36:21,642 --> 00:36:24,443
Oh, I gotta go. I will call you after.
686
00:36:24,481 --> 00:36:27,067
All right, sweetie. I'll talk to you later.
687
00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:34,585
Ted. Teddy!
688
00:36:35,423 --> 00:36:36,966
It's up this way.
689
00:36:37,510 --> 00:36:40,638
Don't freakin' walk off on me.
690
00:36:41,185 --> 00:36:43,688
You scared the beejeezus out of me.
691
00:36:43,726 --> 00:36:45,151
When's meal time around here?
692
00:36:45,194 --> 00:36:46,369
Uh, when you're hungry.
693
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,052
Tenants cook for themselves.
694
00:36:48,089 --> 00:36:49,667
Well, that's pretty cool, Craig.
695
00:36:49,704 --> 00:36:52,672
They also do their own laundry, brush their own teeth.
696
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,714
Where do you stand on facility-sanctioned group activities?
697
00:36:56,177 --> 00:37:00,055
Uh, I think they're a condescending, soul-crushing waste of time.
698
00:37:00,095 --> 00:37:01,604
So do I.
699
00:37:01,647 --> 00:37:04,150
Soul-crushing is a little extreme, don't you think?
700
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:05,696
No, I don't.
701
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:09,118
So, this is our only empty room.
702
00:37:11,962 --> 00:37:13,471
Hey, Max.
703
00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:16,593
Max, this is Craig and Teddy Huffstodt.
704
00:37:16,632 --> 00:37:17,688
Hey.
705
00:37:17,725 --> 00:37:18,941
Good for you two.
706
00:37:18,977 --> 00:37:23,023
I'm a Bush man myself, but he's wayff on the gay marriage thing.
707
00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:27,494
We're brothers, man.
708
00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:29,214
Sorry.
709
00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:31,211
You looked like lovers.
710
00:37:32,675 --> 00:37:34,058
Really?
711
00:37:34,095 --> 00:37:37,765
Uh, Max, would you mind showing Teddy around?
712
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,479
My pleasure.
713
00:37:39,899 --> 00:37:42,277
You like noodles, Theodoros?
714
00:37:42,446 --> 00:37:44,323
Uh, yeah. Sure.
715
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,167
I like noodles.
716
00:37:46,205 --> 00:37:48,499
Good, 'cause I got a shitload.
717
00:37:50,423 --> 00:37:54,260
Um, so it's pretty bare bones.
718
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:54,897
Yeah.
719
00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:57,817
Just had the floor redone.
It's pretty nice.
720
00:37:57,856 --> 00:38:01,359
Well, it's supposed to be so he can make it his own.
721
00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:04,701
Yeah, it's pretty unorthodox.
722
00:38:05,497 --> 00:38:12,838
Dr. Huffstodt, don't mistake me for some idealistic, A.C.L.U, bleeding heart dimwit.
723
00:38:12,882 --> 00:38:15,600
I've done my time in state hospitals.
724
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:17,648
It broke my heart.
725
00:38:17,733 --> 00:38:20,569
I've also done time in places like Woodburn.
726
00:38:20,608 --> 00:38:22,582
Same shit, nicer rooms.
727
00:38:22,619 --> 00:38:26,248
You know? You stifle your patients, and what do they do?
728
00:38:26,288 --> 00:38:27,636
They lie.
729
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:31,093
They do and say whatever they think will get you off their backs.
730
00:38:31,132 --> 00:38:33,683
Yeah, that's the challenge we face, isn't it?
731
00:38:33,721 --> 00:38:35,361
Getting at the truth.
732
00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:37,949
This is just my way of doing that.
733
00:38:37,987 --> 00:38:42,199
Yeah, I just- I have to know my brother is safe, you know?
734
00:38:42,539 --> 00:38:44,499
Does he know you're safe?
735
00:38:45,253 --> 00:38:47,428
Living a life is not safe.
736
00:38:47,466 --> 00:38:50,094
Yeah. But I don't have schizophrenia.
737
00:38:50,132 --> 00:38:51,981
And I'm over-simplifying.
738
00:38:52,019 --> 00:38:54,027
We do give a lot of attitude here,
739
00:38:54,064 --> 00:38:57,116
and occasionally, our tenants do stumble,
740
00:38:57,155 --> 00:39:01,284
but many also leave here able to live on their own
741
00:39:01,331 --> 00:39:05,293
and willing to manage their disease.
742
00:39:11,937 --> 00:39:13,696
This is 2 weeks ago,
743
00:39:13,733 --> 00:39:16,861
and this is 20 minutes ago.
744
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,784
The tumor's shrinking.
745
00:39:20,874 --> 00:39:22,758
What does this mean?
746
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:26,090
Shrinking means getting smaller, sweetheart.
747
00:39:26,178 --> 00:39:28,430
Oh, I know that, daddy.
748
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,143
Testy.
749
00:39:30,186 --> 00:39:32,689
I don't die and she gets testy.
750
00:39:33,736 --> 00:39:36,238
Well, why is this happening, and how?
751
00:39:36,276 --> 00:39:38,709
I mean, she's-she's not on chemo.
752
00:39:38,747 --> 00:39:42,042
Spontaneous remission is about the best answer I can give.
753
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:44,007
Well, will it come back?
754
00:39:44,218 --> 00:39:46,387
It's a possibility.
755
00:39:47,057 --> 00:39:48,475
When?
756
00:39:48,561 --> 00:39:52,836
Honey, we've had this conversation, remember?
757
00:39:52,876 --> 00:39:57,116
You're being so flip! Don't you want to know?
758
00:39:57,157 --> 00:39:58,964
Know what?
759
00:39:59,001 --> 00:40:01,399
How long I'm going to live?
760
00:40:01,437 --> 00:40:03,800
Nobody can tell me that.
761
00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:10,477
All I know right now is I'm further away from Atlantic City than I was yesterday.
762
00:40:11,653 --> 00:40:14,239
And that's enough for me.
763
00:40:14,494 --> 00:40:16,913
Is that good enough for you, Beth?
764
00:40:18,419 --> 00:40:21,381
Sure. Yeah.
765
00:40:21,425 --> 00:40:24,095
I mean, of course.
766
00:40:24,134 --> 00:40:25,975
Absolutely.
767
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,757
So who's this Isabel?
768
00:40:30,794 --> 00:40:32,407
Are you banging her?
769
00:40:32,444 --> 00:40:34,160
It's my mom!
770
00:40:34,454 --> 00:40:38,333
Oh, man. Tagging your mom?
771
00:40:38,589 --> 00:40:41,801
God! No!
772
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:45,767
It's a long story.
773
00:40:46,648 --> 00:40:48,490
What about your mother?
774
00:40:48,528 --> 00:40:51,406
She weighs in at about 300 pounds, but...
775
00:40:51,444 --> 00:40:54,162
if you want a shot, it's fine by me.
776
00:40:54,207 --> 00:40:57,544
No. That's not what I meant.
777
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:01,719
So where's the, uh, TV room?
778
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:03,934
Fuck that brain box.
779
00:41:04,396 --> 00:41:05,946
Ok.
780
00:41:05,983 --> 00:41:08,986
Where does everyone sit?
781
00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:13,788
The chair, the couch, the beach. Wherever.
782
00:41:13,828 --> 00:41:16,587
I mean, are there assigned seats?
783
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:18,759
It's not an airplane.
784
00:41:19,514 --> 00:41:22,058
But, things pick up when everyone gets home,
785
00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:24,320
so if you're into sitting or whatever,
786
00:41:24,358 --> 00:41:27,945
I'm sure you can form some kind of evening sitting group.
787
00:41:28,325 --> 00:41:31,161
What do you mean, when everyone gets home?
788
00:41:31,206 --> 00:41:34,000
Home from wherever the hell they go.
789
00:41:35,006 --> 00:41:38,927
You sign out in the morning and then you sign back in at night.
790
00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:39,981
The day is yours.
791
00:41:40,017 --> 00:41:44,230
You can go to the beach, shoot hoops, dig through a trashcan.
792
00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:46,237
That'll fill your day out right.
793
00:41:49,163 --> 00:41:50,747
What time is it?
794
00:41:51,626 --> 00:41:53,295
10:47.
795
00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,685
I'm gonna go see if I can find some dolphins.
796
00:42:01,816 --> 00:42:04,110
Hope you enjoyed the tour.
797
00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:07,535
Late.
798
00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:14,925
I can't make any promises, Russell, you know that.
799
00:42:14,964 --> 00:42:16,562
Thank you so much, Magdalena.
800
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:19,810
Please, no disturbances while I'm with Mr. Corrales.
801
00:42:19,849 --> 00:42:20,989
Certainly.
802
00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:23,903
Not after a promise, just a little friendly feedback.
803
00:42:23,949 --> 00:42:25,450
She seeing anybody?
804
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:27,169
Who, Maggie?
805
00:42:27,206 --> 00:42:30,793
She is not, I don't think. Why?
806
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:33,092
So you're shopping for a judge.
807
00:42:33,345 --> 00:42:37,766
Yes, I am. Look, I got this-I got this little old lady, all right?
808
00:42:37,813 --> 00:42:39,655
She lost her retirement account.
809
00:42:39,692 --> 00:42:42,528
Company she worked for fucked up their pension plan. She panicked.
810
00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:43,623
Right.
811
00:42:43,659 --> 00:42:49,206
Jorge, if I get judge peal, he's gonna cut her poor fuckin' heart out. He is.
812
00:42:49,248 --> 00:42:51,757
But, if I walk in there and I see somebody like McPherson,
813
00:42:51,795 --> 00:42:53,853
I'm gonna know she's gonna get her story told.
814
00:42:53,891 --> 00:42:58,353
McPherson is not gonna confuse some destitute, nervous old lady
815
00:42:58,393 --> 00:43:00,732
with Michael fucking Milken, you know what I'm saying?
816
00:43:00,770 --> 00:43:03,074
And besides, it's pro-bono, so don't make me look bad.
817
00:43:03,112 --> 00:43:04,669
Anyway, you know what I mean.
818
00:43:04,706 --> 00:43:06,673
Maggie would be very happy if she-
819
00:43:06,711 --> 00:43:09,679
I'm so sorry, Mr. Tupper. I tried to explain, but-
820
00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:12,553
I'm sorry, I just- I think I left my cell phone over here.
821
00:43:12,592 --> 00:43:14,184
It has all my numbers in it, Russell.
822
00:43:14,221 --> 00:43:16,194
No, no, no. Darling, I'm sorry-
823
00:43:16,231 --> 00:43:17,531
So sorry to interrupt your meeting-
824
00:43:17,568 --> 00:43:20,070
Check the cushions in my couch immediately.
825
00:43:20,108 --> 00:43:22,531
Yes, uh, Dauri Rathburn, Jorge Corrales.
826
00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:24,957
And you two actually may not meet right now.
827
00:43:24,995 --> 00:43:25,967
You cannot meet.
828
00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:27,637
I'm sorry. Senor Corrales.
829
00:43:27,674 --> 00:43:31,803
Yeah, senor Corrales is actually the assistant district attorney prosecuting your case,
830
00:43:31,844 --> 00:43:34,603
so it's highly inappropriate for you to even be in the same room.
831
00:43:34,641 --> 00:43:35,906
- Excuse me.
- No, I'm serious.
832
00:43:35,943 --> 00:43:40,197
I am so glad to meet you because there's been a terrible misunderstanding
833
00:43:40,237 --> 00:43:42,663
about this whole thing.
834
00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:46,462
- Mrs. Rathburn, I-
- Yes?
835
00:43:46,967 --> 00:43:48,684
I tend to agree.
836
00:43:48,721 --> 00:43:50,688
I've gone over so many of your files
837
00:43:50,726 --> 00:43:54,604
and I don't understand how you get so much done.
838
00:43:54,644 --> 00:43:56,862
I have a wonderful assistant.
839
00:43:56,899 --> 00:43:57,823
I'll bet you do.
840
00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:59,458
Ok, that's enough of that!
841
00:43:59,495 --> 00:44:02,373
Um, Mrs. Rathburn, I really do need to escort you to the elevator.
842
00:44:02,418 --> 00:44:05,177
The point is that this is entirely inappropriate.
843
00:44:05,216 --> 00:44:08,595
The point is that your client is regularly inflating her billable hours
844
00:44:08,634 --> 00:44:10,643
and she's doing it in her own handwriting.
845
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,194
See, I've got the files right here.
846
00:44:12,231 --> 00:44:15,568
I've got hundreds more back at the office.
847
00:44:15,607 --> 00:44:18,909
August 4th. The originals, the ones you filed.
848
00:44:18,997 --> 00:44:23,460
L.A.X. became 11 billable hours from 6.
849
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,509
D.W.P. went from 4 to 7.
850
00:44:25,547 --> 00:44:27,937
Lacma, 6 becomes 9.
851
00:44:27,975 --> 00:44:29,102
Hey, this was an accident!
852
00:44:29,144 --> 00:44:33,072
Before she even took a nap, Russell, it's a 27-hour day.
853
00:44:33,112 --> 00:44:35,781
I'm not remotely interested, all right? We got discovery next week.
854
00:44:35,819 --> 00:44:37,035
I don't know why you're doing this.
855
00:44:37,072 --> 00:44:37,836
You open this up.
856
00:44:37,872 --> 00:44:39,290
- Why don't you cut me a break?
- You need to know this.
857
00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:40,127
This is a mistake!
858
00:44:40,169 --> 00:44:41,379
This is your game, I'm just playing.
859
00:44:41,415 --> 00:44:42,840
Get out of the car.
860
00:44:43,510 --> 00:44:45,220
Get out of the car.
861
00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:48,184
Get out of the car.
862
00:44:48,221 --> 00:44:49,563
Excuse me?
863
00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:51,609
Get out of the car.
864
00:44:51,903 --> 00:44:53,655
Who's she talking to?
865
00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:55,709
Get out of the car.
866
00:44:55,746 --> 00:44:57,664
- Get out of the car.
- Somebody in a car.
867
00:44:57,708 --> 00:45:00,127
There's no car in the conference room.
868
00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:01,965
Get out of the car.
869
00:45:02,469 --> 00:45:05,555
- Um, clearly my client-
- Get out of the car.
870
00:45:05,594 --> 00:45:08,485
.. is overworked, and upset,
871
00:45:08,523 --> 00:45:11,401
most likely due to your aggressive and unprofessional behavior.
872
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,825
Blow me. I'll make it go away.
873
00:45:17,293 --> 00:45:20,296
Russ, I'm not testifying for or against anybody.
874
00:45:20,335 --> 00:45:21,224
Fuck, no.
875
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,263
I've got matchbook grads for that shit. I just want you to check her out.
876
00:45:24,302 --> 00:45:29,564
I want to know, frankly, is she-is she really nuts, or just sick?
877
00:45:29,605 --> 00:45:31,913
I mean, is it only epilepsy?
878
00:45:31,951 --> 00:45:35,621
I mean, don't you people have, you know, special shit for that?
879
00:45:35,661 --> 00:45:37,061
Doesn't she have her own doctor?
880
00:45:37,098 --> 00:45:38,429
Yeah, but she won't see him.
881
00:45:38,465 --> 00:45:42,469
You know, sexual boundary problem or something like that.
882
00:45:42,509 --> 00:45:44,393
For some reason, she said she'd see you.
883
00:45:44,431 --> 00:45:46,029
Ok, fine, but I'm serious.
884
00:45:46,066 --> 00:45:49,118
I'm not gonna be dragged into court, ok?
885
00:45:49,156 --> 00:45:53,702
You're not turning me into ambulance-chasing consultant puppet freak.
886
00:45:53,743 --> 00:45:55,258
Promise. I promise.
887
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:58,631
All right, so, uh, I start seeing patients at 9:00 tomorrow,
888
00:45:58,670 --> 00:46:01,305
so have her come by the office at, like, 8:00.
889
00:46:01,349 --> 00:46:02,642
Buddy, thank you.
890
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:03,937
Thank you very much.
891
00:46:03,981 --> 00:46:05,608
All right. Very good.
892
00:46:05,985 --> 00:46:09,322
So, I decided to go to the Venice establishment.
893
00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:11,627
Teddy. Teddy. Teddy.
894
00:46:11,664 --> 00:46:15,043
Let's, um... ha-let's have a seat. Come on.
895
00:46:15,082 --> 00:46:16,381
What?
896
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,971
I'm just not comfortable with that place, Teddy.
897
00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:22,192
I'm sorry, but it just- the idea of you and Max
898
00:46:22,230 --> 00:46:24,774
running around Venice Beach all day eating noodles-
899
00:46:24,812 --> 00:46:26,494
No, no, no. It's a good place, man.
900
00:46:26,531 --> 00:46:32,036
I know you like it, and I'm really sorry, but I just have too many reservations.
901
00:46:32,078 --> 00:46:34,963
Ted, for your own protection, I gotta veto it.
902
00:46:35,008 --> 00:46:36,635
You are trying to control me.
903
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:38,270
Just like mother.
904
00:46:38,307 --> 00:46:40,942
Our whole deal is bullshit.
905
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:42,446
- That's not true.
- I trusted you!
906
00:46:42,483 --> 00:46:45,695
- Teddy-
- You're-you're a fucking liar, Craig.
907
00:46:47,077 --> 00:46:48,412
Ted.
908
00:47:44,121 --> 00:47:45,455
Shit!
909
00:47:46,418 --> 00:47:47,752
Byrd!
910
00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:50,800
- Byrd!
- What?
911
00:47:50,837 --> 00:47:52,345
Where's Teddy?
912
00:47:52,848 --> 00:47:54,266
He's right there, dad.
913
00:47:54,303 --> 00:47:55,853
No, he's not.
914
00:47:56,315 --> 00:47:58,692
Oh, shit. When'd he leave?
915
00:47:58,730 --> 00:48:01,072
That's what I'm asking you.
916
00:48:01,110 --> 00:48:02,452
I was taking a leak.
917
00:48:02,494 --> 00:48:04,295
Oh, Jesus, Ted.
918
00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,584
What are you doing up?
919
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:06,968
I couldn't sleep.
920
00:48:07,005 --> 00:48:10,258
Can I talk to you for a second? Come here. Come outside.
921
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,640
Sorry to wake you, Byrd.
922
00:48:14,981 --> 00:48:19,159
Teddy, I am not a liar. Ok?
923
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:22,348
I am just scared shitless of that place.
924
00:48:22,387 --> 00:48:25,501
I could not survive losing you. Not you.
925
00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:28,050
You're losing me now.
926
00:48:28,135 --> 00:48:30,012
I'm losing me.
927
00:48:30,391 --> 00:48:33,852
I cannot stay locked up in a box, Craig,
928
00:48:33,898 --> 00:48:36,859
for other people's peace of mind.
929
00:48:39,118 --> 00:48:41,662
I just want you to be safe, Ted.
930
00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,835
I just want me to be happy.
931
00:48:50,518 --> 00:48:53,396
Um, all right.
932
00:48:54,527 --> 00:48:55,778
Ok.
933
00:48:55,822 --> 00:48:58,033
Let's give the Venice home a shot.
934
00:48:58,071 --> 00:49:00,288
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
935
00:49:02,587 --> 00:49:03,720
Thank you.
936
00:49:03,757 --> 00:49:05,258
You're welcome.
937
00:49:06,262 --> 00:49:10,391
If anything happens to you, I'll just ask Byrd to shoot me in the head.
938
00:49:10,438 --> 00:49:12,315
He probably won't put up too much of an argument.
939
00:49:12,359 --> 00:49:13,777
Shut up.
940
00:49:22,965 --> 00:49:24,175
Night.
941
00:49:27,351 --> 00:49:31,146
And, uh, when were you first diagnosed with epilepsy?
942
00:49:31,568 --> 00:49:33,237
12 years ago.
943
00:49:34,951 --> 00:49:40,415
But it's not that bad. I'm not tonic-clonic or myoclonic, and...
944
00:49:40,457 --> 00:49:43,967
obviously, the medicine is working.
945
00:49:45,098 --> 00:49:48,935
You certainly seem well-informed and educated about the disease.
946
00:49:48,975 --> 00:49:53,278
Well, it's the only control I've got. Being well-informed.
947
00:49:53,617 --> 00:49:56,460
Can you, uh, describe your seizures for me?
948
00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:59,633
How could I describe them? I can't remember them.
949
00:49:59,672 --> 00:50:03,217
Not even a vague recollection that something happened but you're not sure what?
950
00:50:03,257 --> 00:50:06,684
Like a-like a blackout kind of?
951
00:50:09,402 --> 00:50:11,029
After...
952
00:50:11,365 --> 00:50:12,825
it...
953
00:50:12,911 --> 00:50:14,627
happens-
954
00:50:14,664 --> 00:50:16,625
the seizure-
955
00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:21,967
I am, uh, aware...
956
00:50:23,810 --> 00:50:26,319
that something has gone down because
957
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:30,319
people are lookin' at me like I'm a 3-breasted alien, you know.
958
00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:33,869
They're aghast or in awe.
959
00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:35,626
Oh, jeez.
960
00:50:35,753 --> 00:50:38,798
Isn't that terribly different, I've noticed?
961
00:50:39,929 --> 00:50:43,474
And is there any advanced warning sign that a seizure's coming on?
962
00:50:43,513 --> 00:50:45,737
Like light-headedness or blurred vision?
963
00:50:45,775 --> 00:50:49,383
Oh, yeah. I have the little buzzing in my ears and, you know,
964
00:50:49,423 --> 00:50:52,996
I have a- you know, that little taste you get in your mouth.
965
00:50:53,041 --> 00:50:55,919
You know how... you know, some people who have strokes,
966
00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:58,683
they say they have that, uh... what's the taste?
967
00:50:58,721 --> 00:51:01,807
Oh, brown sugar? They taste brown sugar? Something like that.
968
00:51:01,846 --> 00:51:04,147
Yeah, that must be really scary.
969
00:51:04,192 --> 00:51:06,861
Terrifying, in fact, when that happens.
970
00:51:08,659 --> 00:51:11,169
Well, yeah.
971
00:51:11,207 --> 00:51:14,793
You know, I-if I'm walking around, I go sit down in a chair,
972
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,343
or if I'm driving, obviously, I pull off to the side of the road.
973
00:51:18,382 --> 00:51:21,851
You know, it's kind of like landing a plane in a storm, you know.
974
00:51:21,890 --> 00:51:24,031
You know you have a certain amount of time
975
00:51:24,069 --> 00:51:28,323
and so, you gotta get that plane out of the sky and onto the ground.
976
00:51:28,363 --> 00:51:34,000
So, it just, you know- I don't always make it.
977
00:51:44,782 --> 00:51:50,663
Hum... how do you feel about, uh, Russell asking me to see you?
978
00:51:51,255 --> 00:51:53,257
Is he a patient of yours?
979
00:51:53,969 --> 00:51:55,387
No.
980
00:51:58,938 --> 00:52:00,440
So...
981
00:52:00,901 --> 00:52:03,403
what's the deal with Kelly?
982
00:52:03,657 --> 00:52:06,577
Is he really the father of that baby?
983
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,304
Um... one thing you'll learn about me really quickly
984
00:52:12,343 --> 00:52:16,096
is that you can totally trust me to be completely confidential.
985
00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:18,110
And that goes for you, too, of course.
986
00:52:18,148 --> 00:52:21,610
It doesn't matter who asked me to see you or why.
987
00:52:21,656 --> 00:52:25,034
I'm your doctor, and you're my patient.
988
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:32,714
So... you're not gonna dish the dirt with me about Russell.
989
00:52:32,757 --> 00:52:34,015
No. Can't do that.
990
00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:35,524
No.
991
00:52:35,561 --> 00:52:39,607
We can talk about why you're so interested in whether he's the father or not.
992
00:52:39,647 --> 00:52:42,115
Well, I met her.
993
00:52:42,619 --> 00:52:46,338
And she came-came barging into the office
994
00:52:46,377 --> 00:52:51,882
with vomit all over her shirt, just pissed as hell.
995
00:52:54,771 --> 00:52:56,315
I liked her.
996
00:52:58,237 --> 00:52:59,780
I liked her.
997
00:53:02,330 --> 00:53:05,958
Where you surprised you liked her? You seem sort of...
998
00:53:05,997 --> 00:53:07,756
He was mean to her.
999
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:10,971
He was mean to her. She's just...
1000
00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,437
I never even met her and...
1001
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,570
he was mean to her.
1002
00:53:18,114 --> 00:53:22,452
I didn't like that. I didn't-I didn't like that.
1003
00:53:23,543 --> 00:53:25,420
Do you have any idea why you are reacting so strongly
1004
00:53:25,457 --> 00:53:28,592
to his being mean to her in front of you?
1005
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,276
I took her out and bought her maternity clothes.
1006
00:53:36,315 --> 00:53:37,824
Really?
1007
00:53:37,951 --> 00:53:40,745
Wow, that's-that's very generous.
1008
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:44,211
You always that generous to people you barely know?
1009
00:53:44,590 --> 00:53:46,112
Yeah.
1010
00:53:46,149 --> 00:53:47,637
You are?
1011
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,149
How come?
1012
00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:52,188
Makes me feel better.
1013
00:53:52,225 --> 00:53:53,942
About what?
1014
00:53:59,290 --> 00:54:01,542
What does it make you feel better about?
1015
00:54:04,384 --> 00:54:07,554
Were you mean to somebody or was somebody mean to you?
1016
00:54:10,105 --> 00:54:11,607
Yeah.
1017
00:54:13,237 --> 00:54:15,823
Ok. You want to talk about it?
1018
00:54:19,919 --> 00:54:21,504
You know, just 'cause you choose to be generous
1019
00:54:21,541 --> 00:54:23,674
doesn't mean you haven't been hurt.
1020
00:54:24,221 --> 00:54:26,911
In fact, taking care of other people
1021
00:54:26,949 --> 00:54:29,604
can be a way of avoiding your own pain.
1022
00:54:31,570 --> 00:54:33,030
Dauri?
1023
00:54:34,869 --> 00:54:36,121
Hello?
1024
00:54:39,003 --> 00:54:40,296
Dauri?
1025
00:54:41,007 --> 00:54:42,634
Are you with me?
1026
00:54:43,931 --> 00:54:45,307
Dauri?
1027
00:54:47,021 --> 00:54:48,273
Hello?
1028
00:54:49,109 --> 00:54:50,527
Hey.
1029
00:54:59,089 --> 00:55:00,424
Dauri.
1030
00:55:02,389 --> 00:55:03,522
Dauri.
1031
00:55:03,558 --> 00:55:05,143
You were telling me how uncomfortable you got
1032
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,063
when someone was mean in front of you.
1033
00:55:07,107 --> 00:55:08,066
Can you-
1034
00:55:35,254 --> 00:55:36,839
Home sweet home.
1035
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:38,259
Yeah.
1036
00:55:39,513 --> 00:55:41,522
Can you believe they let me have a lock on the door?
1037
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,271
I can't believe they let you have half the stuff they let you have.
1038
00:55:45,569 --> 00:55:47,779
- So...
- So...
1039
00:55:52,877 --> 00:55:56,839
So, you'll tell mom where I'm staying?
1040
00:55:56,927 --> 00:55:58,554
Oh, yeah.
1041
00:55:58,598 --> 00:56:02,643
Oh, shit. It's Mr. And Mrs. Huffstodt.
1042
00:56:02,683 --> 00:56:04,317
You wanna shoot some hoops, man?
1043
00:56:04,354 --> 00:56:06,613
Yeah. Definitely.
1044
00:56:09,163 --> 00:56:11,248
Uh, do you want- you don't mind?
1045
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:12,960
No, no, no. Go on.
1046
00:56:13,839 --> 00:56:15,633
Oh, wait. Ted. Ted.
1047
00:56:16,303 --> 00:56:17,721
Keys.
1048
00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:20,227
You'll need these.
1049
00:56:22,567 --> 00:56:23,985
So...
1050
00:56:24,739 --> 00:56:27,332
I'll see you when I see you.
1051
00:56:27,370 --> 00:56:30,373
Yeah. You'll see me when you see me.
1052
00:56:30,423 --> 00:56:34,973
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