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There is a secret test
hidden within the SAT.
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This test does not measure
a student's aptitude...
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...at reading, writing
and arithmetic.
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It measures
a student's innate ability...
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...to lie, cheat, fight and kill.
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Those who score well are recruited
into a secret paramilitary academy.
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Some call them seductresses.
Some call them spies.
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Fools call them innocent.
They call themselves D.E.B.S.
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Good morning, D.E.B.S.
Attention, D.E.B.S!
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Attention! Emergency alert!
That means report right now!
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Right this second!
You have no time to sleep, ladies!
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Go, go, go!
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- And I mean now, ladies!
- Dominique.
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The world might be destroyed
while you nap!
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Come on.
Phipps is freaking out.
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- I need you guys up!
- Five minutes.
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And no boys allowed upstairs.
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Out.
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- What?
- Let's go! I want everybody up!
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- Janet. Five minutes.
- Have you seen my gun?
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Move it, move it!
Everybody in the house!
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What did I do with it?
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D.E.B.S. Max here.
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Amy, it's for you.
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Hello. No. No! I'm not...
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I'm not talking about this anymore.
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Get out.
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And take your clothes with you.
I don't do laundry.
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Let's go! Let's go, let's go!
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Move it, move it, move it!
I don't have all day, D.E.B.S.
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I do not have all day!
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Ten!
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- Bobby, seriously, it's not a good time.
- Nine.
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- Eight.
- When? When is a good time?
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- Stop calling.
- Amy!
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- Five. Four. Three.
- I'm coming.
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After all we've been through?
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- Two, one.
- Goodbye, Bobby.
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I broke up with Bobby.
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- What?
- I broke up with Bobby.
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- Oh, my God! Why?
- He was just so boring.
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He's an ass.
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What?
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I like him. I think he's sweet.
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- I'm just not in love.
- What?
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I said, I want to be in love!
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Why are you yelling?
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- Hi, Amy.
- Hi.
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- Hey, Mr. P.
- Don't call me that.
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- Hey, Mr. P.
- What's up, Mr. P?
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Bonjour, Mr. P.
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Hey, can I get a farmer's daughter
short stack and bacon, well done.
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Tofu scramble, peach smoothie,
non-dairy.
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- Cheeseburger, extra pickles.
- Coffee, black.
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We have a special guest with us
this morning.
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- Ms. Petrie.
- Ms. Petrie?
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- Ms. Petrie.
- Ms. Petrie?
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She never comes down here!
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Ladies.
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I just want to say what
a pleasure it is to meet you.
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No time for pleasantries.
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Phipps, a matter of some urgency
has come to my attention.
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Lucy Diamond is back in the States.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
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I'm writing my thesis on her.
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I expect to be kept
in the loop on this one.
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Let's show some hustle.
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- I can't believe she's back.
- Who's Lucy Diamond?
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Lucy Diamond.
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She's the last surviving member
of the Reynolds crime syndicate.
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Her family did battle
with the Schaffers...
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...in a vicious blood feud
that lasted a decade.
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After her father's death, she inherited
the keys to his kingdom:
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Illegal arms-running,
smuggling, gambling...
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...and her specialty, diamond theft.
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She's protected by a loyal band
of mercenaries, led by this man...
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...Scud.
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It is believed Lucy Diamond was
behind the plot to sink Australia in '99.
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Three attempts have been made
to apprehend her. All failed.
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In 2003 she went underground...
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...and has not been seen
or heard from since.
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- Yikes.
- That's not even the bad part.
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What's the bad part?
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No one has ever fought her...
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...and lived to tell about it.
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Peach smoothie, farmer's daughter,
tofu scramble and cheeseburger.
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Coffee.
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So why do you think
she's back in town?
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Our intel suggests she's in town to
meet this woman. Ninotchka Kaprova.
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Ex-KGB, now freelance assassin.
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They're scheduled to meet tonight,
2000 hours.
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Find out what Lucy is up to.
Strictly surveillance.
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Do not try to apprehend her
yourselves. Max, you're in charge.
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Amy, you're second.
And, D.E.B.S., be careful.
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What does a reclusive
criminal mastermind want...
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...with a Russian trained killer?
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Your scheduled meet,
2000 hours.
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- Where'd you find her?
- Zeda tipped us.
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Said she's available. She�s in
from Prague. Relocating stateside.
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- Assassin?
- Check.
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- Where's the meet?
- Les Deux Amours.
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Trendy, yet discreet.
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Cancel it.
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Why? It's all set up.
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- I don't do blind dates.
- Well, it's not a blind date...
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...if you know what they look like.
- Tell her I'm not coming.
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- Say I came down with something.
- Lucy, it's been two years.
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- You have to get out there.
- I am out there.
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I went out with that drummer,
the girl that talked loud.
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You didn't go out with her.
We all went out together.
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Then you lied and said you had food
poisoning, and you went home early.
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Yeah, well, she talked really loud,
even when you were right next to her.
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I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to drown yourself...
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...in your little schemes to destroy
the world, but you need to get over it.
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- You were dumped.
- I was not dumped.
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Oh, you were dumped hard.
And that sucks.
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You took time off
to go to Antarctica or whatever.
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Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
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But now it's time to get back
in the game, Lucy.
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You've got a date tonight with
a beautiful Russian assassin...
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...and you're gonna show up.
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- Lucy.
- Fine.
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Okay, I'll go. I'll be there.
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Just promise me you'll be open.
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- Open to what?
- Open to love.
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Hey, look. Look. Check this out.
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Ms. Petrie is handpicking girls
for the International Bureau.
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I'm gonna see if
I can get an interview.
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Think Mr. Phipps would let me
take time off after endgame?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know. There's this
art school in Barcelona.
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Art school?
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You're the perfect score.
You could have your choice...
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...of any assignment you want
after endgame.
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- Who's your best friend?
- You are my best friend.
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What did I say to you
the very first day of academy?
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"That's my bunk, bitch."
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- Okay, after I said that.
- "D.E.B.S. Stick together."
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Exactly.
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We've been through four years
of hell, and now we're top squad.
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We're just getting to the good stuff.
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So you're not gonna ruin it all
by going to art school.
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- Am I right?
- Yes. You are always right.
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You need to put it here.
Don't be an idiot for once.
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You need to speak
English or French.
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"Fringlish" is not a language.
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- D.E.B.S. Janet speaking. Over.
- Janet, put her on.
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- It's Bobby.
- I don't wanna talk to him.
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- She doesn't want to talk to you. Over.
- Bullshit! I need to talk to her.
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Copy that.
He really needs to see you.
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He should not call her.
It is embarrassing.
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Bobby, I told you, it's over.
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- Over.
- We've gotta talk.
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I'm serious. No.
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Amy, we need to talk.
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Jesus, Bobby,
what are you doing here?
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Think you guys are the only ones
onto Diamond? Everyone's here:
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The feds, the CIA.
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- Can't believe it.
- This is our stakeout.
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Always sticking their heads
in our business. It's unbelievable.
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Could you guys excuse us
for a minute?
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Why do you have to be
such a jerk about everything?
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When my girlfriend breaks
up with me for no reason...
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...l'm a little hostile.
- It's not for no reason.
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- Then give me one.
- I just want more.
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- More what?
- I don't know.
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- What are they saying?
- I'm not gonna spy on them.
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You are a spy, dipshit.
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- Is there somebody else?
- No. Nobody.
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- Because if there's somebody else...
- Look, I just...
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- Speak.
- I'm not in love with you.
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Well.
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I guess nobody's good enough
for Little Miss Perfect Score.
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Shut up!
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Oh, yeah, you'll be back.
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You can do this.
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Why is it I can hold the whole world
hostage...
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...l'm scared of going on
one blind date?
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Because love is harder
than crime.
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Okay, now, knock them dead.
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But not really.
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Sure.
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- Are you okay?
- Hey, she's arrived.
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Okay, we've got visual.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got lost.
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It is no problem. I was early.
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- I have that sweater.
- What?
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I have the sweater
she's wearing, but in taupe.
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Really? Where did you get it?
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- Target.
- No way.
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Silence!
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I'll have the Cobb.
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And some wine.
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- Do you...? Do you want wine?
- Vodka.
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Vodka. Please.
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Lucy Diamond, she's...
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- What?
- Real.
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- I never thought I'd see her in person.
- Yeah.
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They also have it in teal.
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So you're an assassin?
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How's that work?
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It's mostly freelance.
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So you basically, what,
you kill, like, whoever?
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Sometimes maim.
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- Maiming's more.
- What are they saying?
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They are talking about killing
and how to kill and who to kill.
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- Oh, God.
- But I do it just to pay bills.
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- Really?
- Mostly...
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...I want to be dancer.
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- Yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?
- What are you doing?
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My dad got that
when he graduated Quantico.
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Greatest dance instructor in Russia,
but I can't afford to pay, so he say:
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"My wife is cheating on me. You kill
her lover, I give you free lessons."
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Fine, okay. Oh, my gosh.
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First man was goat farmer,
so I use goat shears.
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Second man, he likes chickens, so I
took six chickens and put in thro...
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- What's wrong?
- Oh, you know, I just...
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I'm feeling really ill.
It's my stomach. L...
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- I think I have food poisoning.
- Are you blowing me?
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- What?
- Off.
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- Are you blowing me off?
- No, no, no.
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Let's do this.
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- Was it something I said?
- No. No. Look, I just...
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I just got back into town,
you know? And... And...
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- And I just got out of this relationship...
- I'm not asking for relationship!
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It's not you. You seem really nice,
you do. It's me.
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Baby, I can change.
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Guys...
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I'm just not interested.
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Then only you will die alone.
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Head Lucy off.
Me and Dom will take the back.
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Mr. Phipps specifically ordered us
not to engage her.
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Janet...
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- Who here isn't gonna graduate?
- Me.
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- Why?
- I haven't earned my stripes.
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Oh, would that be this thing here?
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And why is that?
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You need to give me
a recommendation.
239
00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:13,264
I don't see why you just won't...
240
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,823
Not what I asked.
241
00:17:15,023 --> 00:17:18,263
I need to show courage in the face
of unspeakable danger.
242
00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:20,303
Exactly.
243
00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:23,462
So quit your whining
and follow my orders.
244
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,823
Let's go!
245
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,582
Okay. I'll check the parking lot.
You go that way.
246
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:34,542
- Stay in communication range.
- But Mr...
247
00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:36,902
You can do this, Janet.
248
00:17:55,981 --> 00:17:58,461
Janet, are you there?
249
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,099
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God.
250
00:18:16,259 --> 00:18:19,100
- I am so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
251
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,500
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
252
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,659
- You're Lucy Diamond.
- You're a D.E.B.
253
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,459
You have the right to remain silent.
254
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:31,099
- You're reading me my rights?
- Anything you say can...
255
00:18:31,299 --> 00:18:33,419
...and will be used against you.
256
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,058
- Okay, here's the thing.
- Yeah?
257
00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,898
- I am really not up for dying today.
- Me neither.
258
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:50,738
So I was thinking that...
259
00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:53,218
- Why don't you put your gun down.
- Put yours down.
260
00:18:53,378 --> 00:18:56,938
You're the criminal, and I'm the cop,
so I think I'm more trustworthy.
261
00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,377
I was minding my own business
on a blind date...
262
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,857
...when you guys decided
to rain shit all over me.
263
00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:06,417
Wait.
264
00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:08,537
- You were on a blind date?
- Whatever.
265
00:19:10,177 --> 00:19:12,457
- With that Russian girl?
- What?
266
00:19:12,616 --> 00:19:16,017
Nothing. I just...
I didn't know you were a...
267
00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:18,016
Why would you know?
268
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,816
- That really torpedoes my thesis.
- Your thesis?
269
00:19:22,976 --> 00:19:25,976
I'm writing a term paper on you.
270
00:19:26,176 --> 00:19:28,776
- You're kidding me.
- No, it's for Capes and Capers:
271
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,216
Gender Reconstruction
and the Criminal Mastermind.
272
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,416
- It's a really popular class.
- Oh, come on.
273
00:19:33,576 --> 00:19:36,575
But it's hard because there's
only anecdotal evidence about you.
274
00:19:38,175 --> 00:19:41,375
I mean, nobody's actually
ever spoken to you.
275
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:44,095
Until now.
276
00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,975
Right. Until now.
277
00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:55,334
I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.
278
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,654
Amy. Bradshaw.
D.E.B.S. Sector 1.
279
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:00,814
Lucy Diamond.
280
00:20:00,974 --> 00:20:03,134
It's really nice to meet you.
281
00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:10,493
You're still, you know,
under arrest.
282
00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:13,214
- Am I?
- Amy!
283
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,853
Or you could
just let me go.
284
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,812
- I really couldn't.
- Come on.
285
00:20:19,972 --> 00:20:22,972
Haven't you ever done anything
you're not supposed to?
286
00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:26,172
- Amy, where are you?
- I'm over here.
287
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:30,132
Son of a bitch!
288
00:20:31,132 --> 00:20:33,052
Are you okay?
We couldn't reach you.
289
00:20:33,212 --> 00:20:35,772
- I'm fine.
- Well, what happened?
290
00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:37,892
She was here.
291
00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:41,052
- Lucy Diamond was here.
- That's impossible.
292
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:43,932
If she was here,
you'd be dead right now.
293
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,611
You guys...
294
00:20:54,851 --> 00:20:57,051
Sweet Jesus.
295
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,530
Do you know what this means?
296
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:07,050
You are the only one ever
to fight Lucy Diamond...
297
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:09,570
...and live to tell about it.
298
00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:18,330
What a disaster!
299
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,649
I am so sorry.
Leave it to the D.E.B.S.
300
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:24,489
You're in town a week, and
they're all over you, just grabbing...
301
00:21:26,009 --> 00:21:27,769
What?
302
00:21:29,849 --> 00:21:32,248
- Really, what?
- I met somebody.
303
00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:37,848
It was weird,
the thing about the dance...
304
00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:39,928
...but I had a feeling
you and Ninotchka...
305
00:21:40,088 --> 00:21:42,528
No, no, no. Scud,
Ninotchka was a train wreck.
306
00:21:42,688 --> 00:21:44,408
I'm not following you.
307
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,607
Okay, first, swear to me you are
not gonna freak out about this.
308
00:21:47,768 --> 00:21:49,768
- Freak out about what?
- You know, sometimes...
309
00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:51,887
Oh, my God! Who is it?
310
00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:55,007
Okay, what do you know
about an Amy Bradshaw?
311
00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:57,887
Amy Bradshaw. The girl
from the smuggling op.
312
00:21:58,047 --> 00:22:01,367
- No.
- No.
313
00:22:06,687 --> 00:22:08,407
Oh, my God.
314
00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,407
Amy Bradshaw?
315
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,126
Blond hair.
316
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,247
Plaid skirt.
317
00:22:16,406 --> 00:22:19,046
She's a D.E.B.
Okay, not only is she a D.E.B...
318
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,885
...she is the D.E.B.
She is the perfect score.
319
00:22:22,046 --> 00:22:24,365
What is that supposed to mean?
320
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:29,765
Amy Bradshaw is
the only person ever...
321
00:22:29,926 --> 00:22:32,566
...to get a perfect score
on the secret test in the SAT.
322
00:22:32,725 --> 00:22:34,685
- Give me the keys.
- Are you listening?
323
00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:36,725
Perfect score means perfect spy.
324
00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:39,844
She is their pride and joy,
she is literally their poster child.
325
00:22:40,005 --> 00:22:43,085
Well, their poster child doesn't
know it yet, but she's into me.
326
00:22:43,645 --> 00:22:44,765
You can't be serious.
327
00:22:44,924 --> 00:22:47,804
Would you say back on the horse?
328
00:22:51,164 --> 00:22:53,164
Where are you going?
329
00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:55,964
Back.
330
00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:07,003
P.S. She's straight!
331
00:23:28,082 --> 00:23:29,922
You stay here.
332
00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:33,722
Lucy, I beg of you...
333
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:43,441
All right, D.E.B.S.
Show me what you're made of.
334
00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:30,319
- Amy.
- Oh, my God!
335
00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:33,359
Jesus!
336
00:24:33,519 --> 00:24:35,039
Okay, just hold on.
337
00:24:41,078 --> 00:24:43,318
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to see you.
338
00:24:43,478 --> 00:24:44,878
Why?
339
00:24:46,238 --> 00:24:50,557
Well, I was thinking about what
you said about your paper.
340
00:24:51,437 --> 00:24:52,757
My thesis?
341
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,637
I think it's stupid for you
to do outdated research...
342
00:24:55,797 --> 00:24:57,957
...when you could come
straight to the source.
343
00:24:58,357 --> 00:24:59,597
You?
344
00:24:59,757 --> 00:25:02,677
Come out with me.
I'll let you ask me anything.
345
00:25:03,957 --> 00:25:06,317
- I can't go out with you.
- Why not?
346
00:25:07,196 --> 00:25:09,516
Like, a zillion reasons.
347
00:25:13,317 --> 00:25:15,916
Well, now you have
to come out with me.
348
00:25:35,435 --> 00:25:37,075
Janet, what are you doing here?
349
00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:40,675
I don't know who that is,
but he ruined my sweater!
350
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:43,435
- I don't know who you think you are.
- Janet, no!
351
00:25:49,235 --> 00:25:51,114
Did you go to Dalton?
352
00:25:51,274 --> 00:25:52,794
Yeah.
353
00:26:06,394 --> 00:26:08,713
- Where are you taking us?
- Where do you want to go?
354
00:26:08,913 --> 00:26:10,793
Home!
355
00:26:14,153 --> 00:26:15,913
What are you doing?
356
00:26:42,511 --> 00:26:44,391
Come on.
357
00:26:47,791 --> 00:26:49,511
Look, these tunnels
go on for miles...
358
00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:52,711
...so you guys could be lost
in there for days, even weeks.
359
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:57,990
Okay. Suit yourself.
360
00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:22,669
I have to pee.
361
00:28:18,586 --> 00:28:21,346
- Want a beer?
- No.
362
00:28:22,946 --> 00:28:24,705
Come on.
363
00:28:38,145 --> 00:28:39,784
Sit down.
364
00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:56,063
So how long you been a D.E.B?
365
00:28:57,384 --> 00:28:59,903
You're gonna have to talk to me
sooner or later.
366
00:29:00,103 --> 00:29:03,024
I don't know what you expect
to accomplish by bringing me here.
367
00:29:03,223 --> 00:29:07,743
Lighten up. I know there are a load of
questions you're just dying to ask me.
368
00:29:08,423 --> 00:29:10,783
Come on, tell me about your thesis.
369
00:29:13,342 --> 00:29:16,422
- It's stupid.
- Well, try me.
370
00:29:19,462 --> 00:29:21,823
I guess my central hypothesis...
371
00:29:21,982 --> 00:29:25,222
...is that as a woman operating
in a male-dominated field...
372
00:29:25,382 --> 00:29:27,502
...you felt the need
to overcompensate...
373
00:29:27,702 --> 00:29:30,342
...by being exponentially
more ruthless and diabolical...
374
00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:33,222
...than your established
male counterparts.
375
00:29:33,381 --> 00:29:34,501
I am not more ruthless.
376
00:29:34,661 --> 00:29:39,141
I think an argument could be made
that you are, i.e. We're here.
377
00:29:40,581 --> 00:29:42,381
That's interesting.
378
00:29:43,661 --> 00:29:45,541
Continue.
379
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,740
And I think that these
psychological forces combine...
380
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,100
...to create a kind of emotional void...
381
00:29:51,261 --> 00:29:54,820
...in which you're incapable
of loving or being loved.
382
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:57,221
- See, that is so not true.
- What?
383
00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:00,900
- I'm open to love. I am!
- I'm sorry. It's just a theory.
384
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:03,260
Well, what the hell do you know
about it anyway?
385
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,140
Nothing.
386
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:11,580
I just broke up with my boyfriend,
like, five hours ago.
387
00:30:15,099 --> 00:30:16,899
I'm sorry, that sucks.
388
00:30:17,739 --> 00:30:19,259
Thanks.
389
00:30:22,939 --> 00:30:24,779
Why did you break up with him?
390
00:30:24,938 --> 00:30:28,059
I don't know, it just, it wasn't...
391
00:30:28,219 --> 00:30:30,939
I think love should be irresistible,
like a drug.
392
00:30:31,099 --> 00:30:34,778
I think when it happens you should
just not be able to help yourself.
393
00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:37,378
I just... I wanted...
394
00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:39,138
...more.
395
00:30:41,018 --> 00:30:43,818
- Babbling.
- No.
396
00:30:44,017 --> 00:30:45,377
You're not at all.
397
00:30:45,817 --> 00:30:48,137
This is so weird. I...
398
00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:52,097
- Why aren't you killing me?
- Not into that.
399
00:30:52,857 --> 00:30:54,777
But you killed those agents
in Antarctica.
400
00:30:54,977 --> 00:30:57,736
They died of frostbite or something.
I never even met them.
401
00:30:57,937 --> 00:31:00,216
- And those ATF guys in Peru?
- Ebola.
402
00:31:04,257 --> 00:31:06,856
You're so not what I expected.
403
00:31:07,416 --> 00:31:09,176
Well, I think that's a good thing.
404
00:31:16,696 --> 00:31:20,976
- So, what's up with Ninotchka?
- Oh, God, she was such a headcase.
405
00:31:21,175 --> 00:31:23,535
- Where do you meet someone like that?
- Jesus Christ!
406
00:31:34,214 --> 00:31:36,055
Yes!
407
00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:41,575
Correct me if I'm wrong...
408
00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:44,374
...but your friend appears
to be hitting on my friend.
409
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:48,214
- You're not wrong.
- Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
410
00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:54,174
So Bobby's just, like, all over me,
and I just...
411
00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:56,453
I just feel like he doesn't get me,
you know?
412
00:31:56,613 --> 00:31:58,773
Do you ever feel like
nobody understands you?
413
00:31:58,933 --> 00:32:00,374
Yes, all the time.
414
00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:07,573
I am really glad I met you.
415
00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:10,132
I'm really glad I met you too.
416
00:32:19,132 --> 00:32:20,932
I should go.
417
00:32:21,093 --> 00:32:22,892
Okay.
418
00:32:28,372 --> 00:32:30,571
Am I gonna see you again?
419
00:32:31,531 --> 00:32:33,931
Do you wanna see me again?
420
00:32:35,571 --> 00:32:38,372
I mean, I'm breaking,
like, eight federal statutes...
421
00:32:38,531 --> 00:32:41,331
...being here with you right now.
- Yes, I know.
422
00:32:42,771 --> 00:32:45,611
I could get kicked out
of the D.E.B.S. For this.
423
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:48,211
For what?
424
00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:56,690
Oh, my God!
She almost kissed you.
425
00:32:58,690 --> 00:33:01,490
You almost let her!
426
00:33:07,649 --> 00:33:09,370
You owe me 50 bucks.
427
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,410
- Amy.
- Take me home.
428
00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:13,889
- It's okay.
- Take me home.
429
00:33:22,329 --> 00:33:23,808
- Amy.
- What?
430
00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,609
- Well, when can I see you again?
- You can't.
431
00:33:26,968 --> 00:33:29,809
- Come on.
- I'm serious. We cannot do this again.
432
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,608
Amy.
433
00:33:32,048 --> 00:33:33,808
I have to go.
434
00:33:34,528 --> 00:33:36,848
I'm gonna come find you.
435
00:33:44,967 --> 00:33:46,887
- What just happened?
- Nothing happened.
436
00:33:47,088 --> 00:33:50,847
She was totally going to kiss you.
You're so into her.
437
00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:52,367
I am not!
438
00:33:52,527 --> 00:33:57,047
You violated a prime directive.
Plus, hello, it's a girl.
439
00:33:57,207 --> 00:33:59,287
- You're so busted.
- No, I'm not.
440
00:33:59,446 --> 00:34:01,526
You violated the section codes
as much as me.
441
00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:03,407
D.E.B.S. Code Section 1, Article 2:
442
00:34:03,566 --> 00:34:06,806
"D.E.B.S. Will not consort with a known
enemy, under penalty of treason."
443
00:34:06,966 --> 00:34:08,206
I was not consorting.
444
00:34:08,366 --> 00:34:10,965
- You exchanged e-mails with Scud.
- That's not the same.
445
00:34:11,126 --> 00:34:14,086
You got drunk and nearly got
the chancellor of Bulgaria killed.
446
00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:16,806
- That wasn't my fault.
- Remember how I covered for you?
447
00:34:17,005 --> 00:34:19,765
I never told anybody.
If Max found about that...
448
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:23,725
...you would never ever get
your stripes and never graduate.
449
00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,805
- I can't believe you.
- Not a word. Nothing happened.
450
00:34:44,244 --> 00:34:45,964
Where have you been?
451
00:34:48,364 --> 00:34:50,844
I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.
452
00:34:51,004 --> 00:34:53,403
I was really upset...
453
00:34:54,203 --> 00:34:56,243
...about Bobby.
454
00:34:56,403 --> 00:34:58,404
Yeah, Bobby.
455
00:34:58,684 --> 00:35:01,763
Oh, yeah. I forgot, I'm sorry.
456
00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:06,763
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
457
00:35:06,963 --> 00:35:08,882
Good.
458
00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:12,202
You know, I can't stop thinking
about Lucy Diamond.
459
00:35:13,002 --> 00:35:15,283
- You too?
- Yeah, I feel like she's playing...
460
00:35:15,442 --> 00:35:19,282
...some type of sick game
of cat and mouse with us.
461
00:35:19,922 --> 00:35:21,642
I don't know.
462
00:35:21,802 --> 00:35:24,242
Hey, but you guys
be careful, okay?
463
00:35:25,642 --> 00:35:27,401
Good night.
464
00:35:38,921 --> 00:35:41,041
Yeah. Be careful.
465
00:35:51,481 --> 00:35:53,961
Oh, my God, is it true?
Did you fight Lucy Diamond?
466
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,280
I heard you cut off her hand.
Does she have her hand?
467
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,240
Yes, she still has both of her hands.
God.
468
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,519
- Everybody's talking about it.
- About what?
469
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,679
How you met Lucy
and lived to tell about it.
470
00:36:04,839 --> 00:36:07,479
They're calling you a hero,
when, really, you're a slut.
471
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,799
- You shut up.
- A gay slut.
472
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:12,879
- I'm not gay!
- Ms. Petrie wants to see you.
473
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,119
What? Janet!
474
00:36:30,118 --> 00:36:32,198
- What's going on?
- Madam Petrie.
475
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:35,117
- She's coming down.
- Here? Why?
476
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:37,077
She never comes here.
477
00:36:40,838 --> 00:36:43,557
- Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...
- Who are you?
478
00:36:44,117 --> 00:36:46,797
- Max Brewer.
- Max Brewer, my time is precious.
479
00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:51,557
- You're wasting it. Where's the girl?
- Bradshaw comma Amy?
480
00:36:56,836 --> 00:36:58,277
You.
481
00:36:59,716 --> 00:37:02,596
Excellent. Well, take one over here.
482
00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:06,956
Right there.
483
00:37:08,035 --> 00:37:09,796
Excellent. Sit.
484
00:37:15,075 --> 00:37:16,715
Chill.
485
00:37:20,995 --> 00:37:22,555
First...
486
00:37:22,755 --> 00:37:23,835
- Amy.
- Amy.
487
00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:27,234
Let me just say how delighted
I am to meet you.
488
00:37:27,395 --> 00:37:29,555
When I heard that one
of our own girls...
489
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:33,075
...had actually engaged Lucy Diamond
and lived to tell the tale...
490
00:37:33,235 --> 00:37:35,275
I mean, Fred, over at
Central Intelligence...
491
00:37:35,435 --> 00:37:38,195
...nearly peed his pants,
he was so jealous.
492
00:37:38,354 --> 00:37:42,354
This stunt is really going to
put the academy on the map.
493
00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:45,674
Lisa from Interpol called
to extend her congratulations.
494
00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:47,874
I'll bet.
495
00:37:48,034 --> 00:37:50,153
This is just too much fun!
496
00:37:50,593 --> 00:37:51,793
Now, Alice...
497
00:37:51,953 --> 00:37:52,953
- Amy.
- Amy.
498
00:37:53,154 --> 00:37:56,193
We are going to need a description
of the encounter.
499
00:37:56,353 --> 00:37:58,393
- The encounter?
- Everything that happened...
500
00:37:58,593 --> 00:38:01,033
...no matter how small
or seemingly irrelevant.
501
00:38:01,473 --> 00:38:03,753
- Why?
- To develop a profile, of course.
502
00:38:03,913 --> 00:38:07,312
Nobody's ever been this close
to Lucy Diamond before.
503
00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:11,633
You, for all intents and purposes,
are our leading expert.
504
00:38:12,672 --> 00:38:14,912
I don't think I'm an expert at all.
505
00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:17,712
You underestimate yourself.
506
00:38:18,952 --> 00:38:22,352
I took the liberty of accessing
your private files.
507
00:38:22,511 --> 00:38:24,871
- What?
- "It's a Man's World:
508
00:38:25,032 --> 00:38:29,671
Lucy Diamond and the Psychology
of Cultural Criminality."
509
00:38:29,951 --> 00:38:31,552
- Oh, God.
- "Lucy Diamond...
510
00:38:31,711 --> 00:38:35,991
...is at once a narcissistic sociopath
and a victimized girl-child...
511
00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:38,751
...eternally searching for
the love of her father.
512
00:38:38,911 --> 00:38:42,591
Her crimes could be viewed
as a desperate cry for help.
513
00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:47,991
The more she steals,
the deeper her feeling of emptiness."
514
00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:54,189
- Annie...
- Amy.
515
00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:57,710
I think you identify
with Lucy Diamond.
516
00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:01,509
I think she sees your pathos.
517
00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:05,309
You've got some dangerous
union symbiosis going on.
518
00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:09,389
What's that movie with Jodie and the
dog falls in the well with the lotion?
519
00:39:09,550 --> 00:39:12,109
- Silence of the Lambs.
- You're the lamb, Amy.
520
00:39:12,509 --> 00:39:15,269
We can use that to our advantage.
521
00:39:18,429 --> 00:39:20,708
I'm putting you in charge
of this investigation.
522
00:39:21,628 --> 00:39:22,868
What?
523
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:26,748
You are hereby promoted
to squad captain.
524
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:28,868
No.
525
00:39:29,028 --> 00:39:31,148
Is there a problem?
526
00:39:32,948 --> 00:39:35,347
Excuse me, ma'am, but I am
the captain of this squad.
527
00:39:35,548 --> 00:39:37,188
- Miss?
- Brewer.
528
00:39:37,348 --> 00:39:41,867
Brewer. There is a killer on the loose.
There is no time for egos.
529
00:39:42,107 --> 00:39:45,427
This is not the Girl Scouts,
this is espionage!
530
00:39:47,067 --> 00:39:49,347
We have a chance
to do something here.
531
00:39:50,947 --> 00:39:53,707
You have a chance
to do something.
532
00:39:53,866 --> 00:39:56,066
Don't let us down.
533
00:39:58,907 --> 00:40:00,746
Ready your troops.
534
00:40:00,906 --> 00:40:03,266
You head out at 1400.
535
00:40:07,226 --> 00:40:08,945
That's all.
536
00:40:15,106 --> 00:40:16,705
Max!
537
00:40:18,946 --> 00:40:21,625
- Max. Max.
- What?
538
00:40:22,105 --> 00:40:25,505
I didn't mean for this to happen,
I swear. I don't even wanna be captain.
539
00:40:25,745 --> 00:40:28,505
That's just it.
You don't even want it.
540
00:40:28,665 --> 00:40:31,064
Boys fall at your feet, the school
kisses your ass...
541
00:40:31,224 --> 00:40:34,744
...and Mrs. Petrie makes you
squad captain.
542
00:40:35,545 --> 00:40:39,224
You'd be just as happy drawing
in your stupid little book.
543
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,824
I don't understand why you have
to take away...
544
00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:44,864
...the only thing I have going for me.
545
00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:47,064
- Oh, Max...
- Just...
546
00:40:51,704 --> 00:40:53,183
Whatever.
547
00:40:53,823 --> 00:40:55,543
It's fine.
548
00:40:56,103 --> 00:40:59,463
- Just promise me one thing.
- What?
549
00:41:01,062 --> 00:41:02,582
You catch the bitch.
550
00:41:04,183 --> 00:41:09,702
Lucy Diamond's on the move!
Robbery in progress! Code 99!
551
00:41:26,221 --> 00:41:28,342
The bank employees
are being held hostage.
552
00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:30,741
Lucy and her cohorts
are still inside.
553
00:41:30,901 --> 00:41:33,301
Apprehend the suspect,
recover the money.
554
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:35,220
The bank is coming up
on your left.
555
00:41:35,381 --> 00:41:37,420
D.E.B.S., be careful.
556
00:41:43,981 --> 00:41:45,901
D.E.B.S. Spotted en route.
E TA two minutes.
557
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,860
Copy that.
558
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:57,220
D.E.B.S. En route, two minutes.
559
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,939
Do I look okay?
560
00:42:00,659 --> 00:42:02,740
This is retarded.
561
00:42:12,979 --> 00:42:15,258
- Bradshaw?
- What?
562
00:42:16,258 --> 00:42:17,979
The plan?
563
00:42:18,138 --> 00:42:20,618
Oh, okay. Formation
Alpha Kappa Gamma.
564
00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:26,098
Let's do this!
565
00:43:01,136 --> 00:43:03,176
What was that?
566
00:43:03,696 --> 00:43:05,496
She's here.
567
00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:07,896
She's watching us.
568
00:43:08,056 --> 00:43:10,015
Jesus.
569
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,575
Come here.
570
00:43:15,736 --> 00:43:17,255
I can't.
571
00:43:17,455 --> 00:43:19,975
- Come here.
- I can't.
572
00:43:21,535 --> 00:43:23,095
What are you doing?
573
00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:25,374
Nothing. Let's go.
574
00:43:38,494 --> 00:43:40,494
We'll be right back.
575
00:43:46,773 --> 00:43:49,253
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
576
00:43:50,414 --> 00:43:52,573
- What?
- It's a trap.
577
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:55,373
- Whatever.
- Wait!
578
00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:57,893
Why are you giving me
such a hard time?
579
00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:00,813
This is great.
580
00:44:00,973 --> 00:44:03,733
If you're gonna do the job,
do the job right.
581
00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:07,732
Creepy shadows, no bad guys,
enclosed space. Trap.
582
00:44:09,612 --> 00:44:12,332
- You think I can't handle it?
- No.
583
00:44:12,492 --> 00:44:14,812
I know that you can't handle it.
584
00:44:15,212 --> 00:44:17,572
I don't care if you are
the perfect score.
585
00:44:17,771 --> 00:44:19,571
Perfect whore.
586
00:44:20,012 --> 00:44:24,732
You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma
if it was tattooed on your forehead.
587
00:44:24,891 --> 00:44:27,891
- Guys.
- This is stupid. We are going to die.
588
00:44:28,051 --> 00:44:30,731
No, it's okay.
589
00:44:30,891 --> 00:44:32,970
As your senior officer...
590
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:37,250
...I order you
to secure the vault, soldier.
591
00:44:38,411 --> 00:44:41,851
- You order me?
- You heard me.
592
00:44:44,490 --> 00:44:46,290
Fine.
593
00:44:56,689 --> 00:44:58,170
See, that wasn't so hard.
594
00:44:58,369 --> 00:45:00,490
I think you guys owe me an ap...
595
00:45:06,049 --> 00:45:07,049
Trap.
596
00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:14,568
- What are you doing here?
- I wanted to apologize for last night.
597
00:45:14,729 --> 00:45:16,849
I was... I was out of line.
598
00:45:17,008 --> 00:45:19,729
- You have to release them.
- Who?
599
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,128
The hostages.
And put back the money.
600
00:45:23,328 --> 00:45:25,728
This thing has gotten
way out of hand.
601
00:45:25,928 --> 00:45:29,367
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
602
00:45:33,207 --> 00:45:35,247
Please don't smoke.
603
00:45:35,807 --> 00:45:37,327
Please?
604
00:45:40,367 --> 00:45:43,047
Oh, my God,
tell her not to smoke.
605
00:45:43,247 --> 00:45:45,847
There's not enough oxygen.
We're gonna run out of air...
606
00:45:46,007 --> 00:45:47,606
...and we're gonna be all faint...
607
00:45:47,807 --> 00:45:50,847
...and the air that's gonna be left
is gonna be toxic.
608
00:46:02,405 --> 00:46:04,325
This is bullshit.
609
00:46:04,686 --> 00:46:07,605
This cannot get any worse.
610
00:46:09,525 --> 00:46:10,645
Trap.
611
00:46:10,886 --> 00:46:13,125
Don't you understand?
I can't be here.
612
00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:15,525
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to stress you out.
613
00:46:15,686 --> 00:46:16,845
I'm not stressed out!
614
00:46:18,045 --> 00:46:20,445
- No. No!
- This is not possible.
615
00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:22,645
I'm such a freak.
You must think I'm a freak.
616
00:46:22,844 --> 00:46:25,125
- I don't.
- I'm sorry I wigged out last night.
617
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:26,444
- It's okay.
- It's just...
618
00:46:26,605 --> 00:46:29,324
...I don't want you to get
the wrong idea.
619
00:46:31,524 --> 00:46:33,524
- Yeah, okay.
- I mean...
620
00:46:33,684 --> 00:46:35,924
- I mean, I really like you.
- Right.
621
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:41,164
But I don't, like, like you.
622
00:46:43,683 --> 00:46:46,603
Yeah. Yeah, I gathered.
623
00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:49,923
That's why I brought you here,
so we could clear the air between us.
624
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:53,043
It's really sweet of you
to go to all this trouble...
625
00:46:53,203 --> 00:46:57,483
...the chute and all. But my friends
are gonna wonder where I am.
626
00:46:57,643 --> 00:46:59,523
- No, they're not.
- Why?
627
00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,443
No reason.
628
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,162
Lucy!
629
00:47:04,643 --> 00:47:07,402
- Going to be squashed!
- Oh, no! Oh, no!
630
00:47:07,602 --> 00:47:09,122
- Oh, my God. Lucy!
- Come on.
631
00:47:09,282 --> 00:47:11,522
It's not like they're gonna die
or anything.
632
00:47:11,722 --> 00:47:15,361
No! No! Oh, no!
633
00:47:15,521 --> 00:47:17,281
Let them out. I'm serious.
634
00:47:17,441 --> 00:47:21,161
Okay. Jesus. Booby trap
deactivated. Happy?
635
00:47:28,041 --> 00:47:29,760
That wasn't funny.
636
00:47:29,921 --> 00:47:31,361
It was kind of funny.
637
00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,720
I can't.
638
00:47:36,561 --> 00:47:39,400
- I gotta go.
- No, no, I'll go.
639
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,120
I understand this whole thing
isn't gonna work out between us...
640
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,320
...because, obviously, I misinterpreted
the whole situation. But...
641
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,639
I just want you to know that last night
was the most alive I've felt in a while.
642
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:59,319
So I guess I'll see you around.
Same Bat-time or whatever.
643
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:16,398
Come with me.
644
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:19,598
Come on.
What do you have to lose?
645
00:48:20,798 --> 00:48:22,598
Everything.
646
00:48:44,477 --> 00:48:47,237
Oh, my gosh.
Lucy Diamond has Amy.
647
00:48:47,396 --> 00:48:49,876
You guys, she's been kidnapped.
648
00:48:53,156 --> 00:48:54,876
A D.E.B. Is down.
649
00:48:55,476 --> 00:48:57,675
We will spare no expense.
650
00:48:57,876 --> 00:48:59,996
We will leave no rock unturned.
651
00:49:00,155 --> 00:49:05,076
We will not rest until we see
that she comes back safely.
652
00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:13,915
No, no!
653
00:49:30,074 --> 00:49:32,954
No way! Are you...?
654
00:49:33,154 --> 00:49:34,554
I know.
655
00:49:44,434 --> 00:49:46,074
Amy, where are you?
656
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,233
I know you're out playing hooky
with Lucy...
657
00:49:48,393 --> 00:49:51,833
...but they have the whole school
looking for you. Bobby, everybody.
658
00:49:51,992 --> 00:49:53,193
Call me.
659
00:49:53,353 --> 00:49:56,633
You know where she is?
Do you know where she is?
660
00:49:56,792 --> 00:49:59,073
How about this?
Do you wanna answer me?
661
00:50:06,432 --> 00:50:09,271
Amy, oh, my God, if you don't
come back, I'm telling.
662
00:50:09,432 --> 00:50:12,752
I am telling your mother. I'm calling
her and telling her right now.
663
00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:45,670
Seriously, Amy, I'm sorry I left
such a mean message. Just...
664
00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:50,230
Please, come home.
665
00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:05,149
So then this mysterious man
shows up at my high school...
666
00:51:05,309 --> 00:51:07,509
...and hands me this letter
which is, like:
667
00:51:07,669 --> 00:51:10,949
"Congratulations, you've just been
accepted into Jameson University."
668
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:14,748
And I'm like, "I didn't apply
to Jameson University."
669
00:51:14,908 --> 00:51:17,948
The government's
freaky that way.
670
00:51:18,108 --> 00:51:19,627
Yeah.
671
00:51:21,868 --> 00:51:25,827
So, what does it measure,
this secret test in the SAT?
672
00:51:25,987 --> 00:51:27,907
I don't know.
673
00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:33,627
- You never asked?
- No. It measures spy stuff.
674
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,867
- What?
- It's just weird that you let...
675
00:51:39,027 --> 00:51:42,867
...this test decide what you're gonna
be, and you don't even know what it is.
676
00:51:43,386 --> 00:51:47,707
It doesn't decide what I'm gonna be.
It's an aptitude test.
677
00:51:48,186 --> 00:51:51,386
It measures aptitude, I guess.
678
00:51:51,626 --> 00:51:53,186
Okay.
679
00:51:53,346 --> 00:51:56,546
- You should do what you're good at.
- No, you should do what you love.
680
00:51:56,706 --> 00:51:58,426
I am doing what I love.
681
00:51:58,585 --> 00:52:01,465
- Why are you psychoanalyzing me?
- I'm not psychoanalyzing you.
682
00:52:01,625 --> 00:52:04,945
I mean, just because I'm not
some badass master criminal...
683
00:52:05,105 --> 00:52:07,425
...doesn't mean that
what I do is not important.
684
00:52:07,585 --> 00:52:10,625
- I didn't say it wasn't important.
- Do you love a life of crime?
685
00:52:10,825 --> 00:52:13,505
- Yeah, I do.
- So you get a kick out of...
686
00:52:13,705 --> 00:52:16,385
...taking money from hard-working,
honest people.
687
00:52:16,585 --> 00:52:17,985
- What is your problem?
- I just...
688
00:52:18,145 --> 00:52:20,944
- I don't think you should judge me.
- I'm not.
689
00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:23,824
I'm not the one that got picked
out of a gajillion people...
690
00:52:23,984 --> 00:52:26,984
...to be Miss Super-Duper
Crime-Fighting Goody-Two-Shoes.
691
00:52:27,264 --> 00:52:29,944
I've never been perfect at anything.
692
00:52:34,064 --> 00:52:35,623
Look...
693
00:52:36,144 --> 00:52:39,944
...I didn't even wanna be a criminal.
I wanted to be a pirate.
694
00:52:41,943 --> 00:52:44,423
Pirates are criminals.
695
00:52:46,103 --> 00:52:47,623
Whoops.
696
00:52:47,823 --> 00:52:51,223
I wanted to go to art school.
697
00:52:51,662 --> 00:52:53,462
- Art school?
- In Barcelona.
698
00:52:53,823 --> 00:52:56,342
- You should go, you should do it.
- Maybe.
699
00:52:57,103 --> 00:53:00,622
After I make the world safe
from people like you.
700
00:53:05,102 --> 00:53:07,021
I don't know what the test saw in me.
701
00:53:07,182 --> 00:53:11,821
Everybody thinks I am gonna
make this perfect spy but me.
702
00:53:13,341 --> 00:53:15,622
I guess I'm proving them
all wrong now.
703
00:53:18,861 --> 00:53:21,142
Is that what you're doing with me?
704
00:53:21,301 --> 00:53:22,581
Sabotaging your spy career?
705
00:53:22,821 --> 00:53:26,661
I'm here because I feel more
like me when I'm with you...
706
00:53:27,661 --> 00:53:30,981
...than I do when I'm with me.
707
00:53:32,140 --> 00:53:33,940
Look, let's just...
708
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:36,140
...forget we're here, okay?
709
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,900
Let's pretend we're in Barcelona,
you're in art school...
710
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:41,300
...and I'm renting sailboats
to tourists.
711
00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:46,659
And nobody is a superhero,
nobody is a villain, we're just us.
712
00:54:11,818 --> 00:54:13,978
Max here.
This better be really good.
713
00:54:14,938 --> 00:54:18,698
- You are the D.E.B.S.?
- Who is this?
714
00:54:19,338 --> 00:54:21,777
I know where your friend is.
715
00:54:22,337 --> 00:54:24,498
We've got a lead on Amy. Let's go.
716
00:54:29,097 --> 00:54:30,977
Oh, no, no, no...
717
00:54:36,777 --> 00:54:38,776
Get your ass over here.
718
00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,337
We got a lead on Amy.
719
00:54:42,776 --> 00:54:45,696
And no boys upstairs
after curfew.
720
00:54:46,697 --> 00:54:48,616
Out.
721
00:54:50,696 --> 00:54:52,816
Pick up, pick up, pick up...
722
00:55:12,534 --> 00:55:14,935
- My God. I'm so sorry.
- Did you just snap my bra?
723
00:55:15,175 --> 00:55:16,335
- No.
- Yeah, you did.
724
00:55:27,334 --> 00:55:31,294
- That hasn't happened since 6th grade.
- I was trying to be smooth.
725
00:55:32,534 --> 00:55:34,814
- What? You did it first.
- You're dead.
726
00:55:38,694 --> 00:55:42,253
And bingo!
I am the god of Bingo.
727
00:55:42,533 --> 00:55:44,293
Breach.
728
00:55:53,572 --> 00:55:57,292
Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
729
00:55:57,452 --> 00:55:59,332
Bingo!
730
00:56:05,572 --> 00:56:06,571
Damn it!
731
00:56:06,772 --> 00:56:10,052
- Say mercy. Come on. Say mercy.
- No. No. No.
732
00:56:12,012 --> 00:56:13,611
- Do you give? Do you gi...?
- No.
733
00:56:19,011 --> 00:56:21,091
Do you love me?
734
00:56:22,371 --> 00:56:23,651
Yes.
735
00:56:31,970 --> 00:56:33,530
Come on.
736
00:56:35,570 --> 00:56:38,170
What the hell?
737
00:56:38,370 --> 00:56:40,370
I couldn't stop them.
738
00:56:40,569 --> 00:56:43,090
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
739
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,370
What?
740
00:56:44,530 --> 00:56:46,929
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
741
00:56:48,529 --> 00:56:50,089
Let's go.
742
00:56:50,249 --> 00:56:51,729
Sorry.
743
00:57:23,488 --> 00:57:25,487
Oh, God.
744
00:57:27,487 --> 00:57:29,887
It is not what you think.
745
00:57:38,886 --> 00:57:41,167
I hope it was worth it.
746
00:57:43,247 --> 00:57:46,566
You really should
check your messages.
747
00:57:54,046 --> 00:57:56,086
Look, it'll be okay.
748
00:57:57,565 --> 00:57:59,325
No, it won't.
749
00:58:22,444 --> 00:58:24,284
This is a nightmare.
750
00:58:24,444 --> 00:58:27,164
This is...
This is not happening.
751
00:58:38,924 --> 00:58:40,643
Are you kidding me?
752
00:58:40,803 --> 00:58:43,203
We conduct a nationwide
manhunt for you...
753
00:58:43,363 --> 00:58:45,083
...and you're boning the suspect?
754
00:58:45,443 --> 00:58:48,203
What did you think this was,
a joke?
755
00:58:48,363 --> 00:58:52,122
"Let's divert federal resources
and man-hours...
756
00:58:52,282 --> 00:58:55,002
...so I can have my collegiate
lesbian fling in style."
757
00:58:55,162 --> 00:58:57,402
I was doing research.
758
00:58:57,562 --> 00:58:59,442
I'll bet.
759
00:59:01,122 --> 00:59:04,762
Treason. Consorting
with the enemy.
760
00:59:04,922 --> 00:59:07,162
Aiding and abetting.
761
00:59:07,481 --> 00:59:10,961
I'm going to be the laughingstock
of the entire intelligence community.
762
00:59:11,162 --> 00:59:14,601
I am going to send you
so far away...
763
00:59:14,761 --> 00:59:17,681
...that luxuries like
toilet paper and Diet Coke...
764
00:59:17,881 --> 00:59:20,321
...will be as a distant dream to you.
765
00:59:20,481 --> 00:59:22,160
Ms. Petrie.
766
00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:24,961
Is somebody talking to me?
767
00:59:25,121 --> 00:59:27,560
Because that would be extremely
ill-advised right now.
768
00:59:27,721 --> 00:59:30,600
Ms. Petrie, this infraction is
a considerable embarrassment...
769
00:59:30,761 --> 00:59:34,320
...to you and the academy, right?
- Have I not been speaking in English?
770
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,400
Well, there is a way that
we can turn it all around.
771
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:39,839
Explain.
772
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,159
Make Amy D.E.B. Of the year
next week at endgame.
773
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,439
Nobody knows
what happened tonight but us.
774
00:59:46,999 --> 00:59:51,399
What good would it do to send
Amy to Siberia? Nothing.
775
00:59:51,599 --> 00:59:56,639
Your pride and joy will be disgraced,
and for what?
776
00:59:56,799 --> 00:59:59,758
Exactly.
So here's what we're gonna do.
777
00:59:59,959 --> 01:00:01,759
Tomorrow we're gonna go
to class...
778
01:00:01,918 --> 01:00:04,398
...and we're gonna report
that we rescued Amy...
779
01:00:04,598 --> 01:00:06,358
...just in the nick of time.
780
01:00:06,518 --> 01:00:09,438
And Amy is gonna act
traumatized but cool.
781
01:00:09,598 --> 01:00:12,998
And she will go to endgame
on Saturday with Bobby.
782
01:00:13,238 --> 01:00:15,998
And she'll give a speech
about how she battled Lucy...
783
01:00:16,158 --> 01:00:18,598
...and lived to fight another day.
784
01:00:18,758 --> 01:00:23,477
And you, Ms. Petrie, will get
another feather in your cap.
785
01:00:23,877 --> 01:00:26,877
And we don't lose a valued member
of our team.
786
01:00:27,717 --> 01:00:29,797
But she's obviously in love
with our nemesis.
787
01:00:29,997 --> 01:00:33,317
How can I make sure
she won't run off again?
788
01:00:33,476 --> 01:00:35,676
Well, let's ask her.
789
01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,476
The Amy that I know...
790
01:00:42,676 --> 01:00:47,516
...wouldn't sell out her friends
and her country for some supervillain.
791
01:00:48,116 --> 01:00:50,036
The Amy that I know...
792
01:00:50,195 --> 01:00:52,275
...she must have been
brainwashed or something.
793
01:00:52,436 --> 01:00:57,436
Maybe Lucy was doing some type
of experiments with mind control.
794
01:00:57,836 --> 01:01:01,436
Because the Amy that I know
would never...
795
01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:04,315
...ever betray us like that.
796
01:01:06,514 --> 01:01:09,635
You didn't know
what you were doing, right?
797
01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,155
Right.
798
01:01:11,314 --> 01:01:13,475
And there's no way
that you're in love with her?
799
01:01:13,915 --> 01:01:16,274
No. No way.
800
01:01:18,034 --> 01:01:19,395
Good.
801
01:01:19,554 --> 01:01:21,514
- You'll keep her secret?
- Are you kidding?
802
01:01:21,954 --> 01:01:23,474
No way I'm telling.
803
01:01:26,153 --> 01:01:30,273
Perhaps we can chalk this up
to the indiscretions of youth.
804
01:01:33,873 --> 01:01:36,674
I underestimated you, Brewer.
Good work.
805
01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:39,073
I'll remember this
when I review applications...
806
01:01:39,233 --> 01:01:40,713
...for the International Bureau.
807
01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:43,473
Have Miss Bradshaw vetted
for information she may have...
808
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:45,072
...on Diamond's whereabouts.
809
01:01:45,393 --> 01:01:48,632
She is to be placed on
round-the-clock lockdown...
810
01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:52,072
...only out for missions and class.
811
01:01:53,553 --> 01:01:56,552
Be grateful you have friends
who care for you.
812
01:01:56,752 --> 01:01:59,352
Too bad it's more
than they can say for you.
813
01:02:04,431 --> 01:02:05,791
- Max...
- No.
814
01:02:05,992 --> 01:02:07,591
D.E.B.S. Stick together.
815
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:10,511
But do not misunderstand me,
I do not forgive you.
816
01:02:11,871 --> 01:02:13,712
- Max.
- And you.
817
01:02:13,871 --> 01:02:15,271
I don't even wanna look at you.
818
01:02:15,471 --> 01:02:18,871
You let me go on this whole time
believing that she was in trouble.
819
01:02:19,031 --> 01:02:22,071
You can forget about
that recommendation.
820
01:02:25,550 --> 01:02:28,750
Well, you're not
as boring as I thought...
821
01:02:29,030 --> 01:02:32,630
...but you are not as bright either.
822
01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:36,509
- Bobby...
- Don't.
823
01:02:38,670 --> 01:02:41,869
Janet, I am so sorry.
824
01:02:42,029 --> 01:02:45,309
All I ever wanted
was to earn my stripes.
825
01:02:45,469 --> 01:02:49,749
Because I believe in it, you know?
I believe in what we do.
826
01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:52,829
And now...
827
01:03:01,949 --> 01:03:05,908
- Where is Lucy now?
- I don't know.
828
01:03:06,068 --> 01:03:08,268
Are you gonna see her again?
829
01:03:52,065 --> 01:03:53,705
Hey.
830
01:03:53,865 --> 01:03:55,306
Hey.
831
01:03:56,745 --> 01:04:00,585
So you and me going
to endgame together?
832
01:04:00,745 --> 01:04:02,745
Yeah. I guess.
833
01:04:05,504 --> 01:04:07,424
I still love you.
834
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:09,745
I know you still love me too.
835
01:04:15,225 --> 01:04:16,784
Yeah.
836
01:04:23,184 --> 01:04:26,144
My dad got this on a drug bust
in Malaysia.
837
01:04:28,344 --> 01:04:29,543
Listen...
838
01:04:29,703 --> 01:04:31,623
...l've been thinking.
839
01:04:32,383 --> 01:04:34,383
That whole lezzy thing...
840
01:04:34,543 --> 01:04:36,903
...it's kind of hot.
841
01:04:37,063 --> 01:04:39,102
See you tonight, babe.
842
01:04:49,663 --> 01:04:51,862
You did the right thing.
843
01:05:00,101 --> 01:05:01,542
Hey.
844
01:05:02,662 --> 01:05:04,261
How do you do that?
845
01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:07,541
For a top-secret installation,
your security really is for shit.
846
01:05:07,781 --> 01:05:10,581
- You can't be here.
- Oh, I know.
847
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:13,141
You say you can't see me,
and then I see you anyway.
848
01:05:13,301 --> 01:05:16,381
- It's kind of this little game we play.
- Get out.
849
01:05:16,581 --> 01:05:18,701
Is this about your friends?
Because if it is...
850
01:05:18,861 --> 01:05:20,621
...I can just talk to them, you know.
851
01:05:20,781 --> 01:05:22,421
We can work out some sort
of detente.
852
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,540
- I said, get out. I'm warning you.
- Amy.
853
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:30,580
You have to go now.
854
01:05:33,419 --> 01:05:37,539
It's your stupid friends. Why don't you
just think for yourself for a change.
855
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,339
She's gone.
856
01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:51,699
Are you okay?
857
01:05:55,899 --> 01:05:57,458
I thought you were different!
858
01:06:11,258 --> 01:06:15,457
She thinks I'm bad news?
Oh, I'll give her bad news.
859
01:06:20,737 --> 01:06:23,657
- What are you doing?
- Australia's toast.
860
01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:26,776
- What's wrong with Australians?
- I don't like their attitude.
861
01:06:26,977 --> 01:06:29,697
Okay. Hey, come on.
862
01:06:41,855 --> 01:06:44,376
Scud, I don't know how this
happened to me, but...
863
01:06:45,456 --> 01:06:47,775
...being bad doesn't
feel good anymore.
864
01:06:49,295 --> 01:06:51,215
Do you love her?
865
01:06:56,015 --> 01:06:59,215
You're willing to give up all this...
866
01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:02,735
...the life of crime,
the whole nine yards?
867
01:07:03,974 --> 01:07:05,975
Whatever it takes.
868
01:07:08,575 --> 01:07:10,334
All right, then.
869
01:07:10,495 --> 01:07:12,174
We're going in.
870
01:07:12,334 --> 01:07:13,974
What?
871
01:07:14,534 --> 01:07:16,814
We gots to get her back.
872
01:07:31,774 --> 01:07:33,893
In a remarkable twist,
sums of stolen money...
873
01:07:34,053 --> 01:07:35,973
...have been reappearing
in bank accounts.
874
01:07:36,133 --> 01:07:39,573
Authorities are trying to determine
the location of these wire transfers...
875
01:07:39,772 --> 01:07:42,013
...however, have been unsuccessful
at this time.
876
01:08:40,289 --> 01:08:42,729
The Louvre received a surprise
package this morning...
877
01:08:42,929 --> 01:08:46,929
...a shipment of stolen paintings
estimated to be worth $ 15 million.
878
01:08:47,129 --> 01:08:50,329
Insider sources say that the artwork
was originally taken...
879
01:08:50,489 --> 01:08:53,369
...by notorious supervillain
Lucy Diamond.
880
01:09:24,246 --> 01:09:26,647
She's out there somewhere.
881
01:09:28,246 --> 01:09:30,007
It's time for plan B.
882
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,086
- There's a plan B?
- Yeah.
883
01:09:40,086 --> 01:09:42,206
- Getting ready for tonight?
- Hey, Mr. P.
884
01:09:45,326 --> 01:09:48,206
Tell me, Amy,
how are you getting along?
885
01:09:48,565 --> 01:09:50,605
Okay, I guess.
886
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,965
You know, I've found
that in this business...
887
01:09:54,165 --> 01:09:56,765
...there isn't much room for love.
888
01:09:56,925 --> 01:09:59,965
Love requires trust,
and trust requires honesty.
889
01:10:03,565 --> 01:10:06,404
- Mr. P., can I ask you a question?
- Of course.
890
01:10:06,564 --> 01:10:09,485
I got a perfect score
on the secret test in the SAT.
891
01:10:09,684 --> 01:10:11,565
- Yes, you did.
- But...
892
01:10:11,764 --> 01:10:14,164
...what does that test measure?
- I'm sorry?
893
01:10:14,324 --> 01:10:17,044
I mean, Dominique
is a sex addict.
894
01:10:17,404 --> 01:10:20,763
Janet, she has a couple
of shoplifting convictions.
895
01:10:20,923 --> 01:10:23,123
Max? Well, she's
borderline psychotic.
896
01:10:23,324 --> 01:10:27,604
But nothing in my past indicated
that I'd be good at being a spy.
897
01:10:28,763 --> 01:10:29,923
So...
898
01:10:30,083 --> 01:10:32,483
...why did I get a perfect score?
899
01:10:35,483 --> 01:10:38,523
The test measures
your ability to lie.
900
01:10:39,763 --> 01:10:42,003
You are a perfect liar.
901
01:10:44,362 --> 01:10:46,882
Don't get me wrong.
Perfect liars make perfect spies.
902
01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:50,162
The rest we can teach,
but subterfuge...
903
01:10:50,322 --> 01:10:52,162
...that comes naturally.
904
01:10:54,641 --> 01:10:57,482
Look, have fun tonight.
905
01:10:58,162 --> 01:11:00,922
Endgame only happens
once a year.
906
01:11:01,882 --> 01:11:03,841
Enjoy yourself.
907
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:39,759
- Okay, what's the plan?
- There's security here, here and here.
908
01:11:39,919 --> 01:11:43,039
We'll infiltrate through the rooftop
and take out the guards here.
909
01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:45,679
Through the vents,
rappel down the elevator shaft...
910
01:11:45,839 --> 01:11:48,479
...and then bungee-jump
down to the dance floor.
911
01:11:48,678 --> 01:11:50,598
Okay, check. What next?
912
01:11:54,358 --> 01:11:57,198
"Tell her that you love her."
Scud, that's your plan?
913
01:11:57,358 --> 01:12:01,038
- That's not a plan!
- War is easy. Love is hard.
914
01:12:02,238 --> 01:12:03,598
Okay, so how's this?
915
01:12:03,757 --> 01:12:05,518
"My tour of duty
behind enemy lines...
916
01:12:05,678 --> 01:12:08,317
...has taught me to remain
vigilant to my core values:
917
01:12:08,477 --> 01:12:11,517
Bravery, loyalty and justice.
918
01:12:11,717 --> 01:12:14,637
And so it is a great honour
for me to accept this award..."
919
01:12:14,797 --> 01:12:16,077
Blah, blah, blah.
920
01:12:17,198 --> 01:12:19,477
What if she really loves her?
921
01:12:20,117 --> 01:12:22,997
I mean, what if Lucy
makes her happy?
922
01:12:24,797 --> 01:12:28,756
If you were really her best friend,
you'd probably let her go.
923
01:12:30,436 --> 01:12:32,836
You can't decide
matters of the heart.
924
01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,036
It is madness to try.
925
01:12:36,796 --> 01:12:38,756
It's time.
926
01:12:51,955 --> 01:12:53,955
Okay, so I just wrote down
a couple words...
927
01:12:54,155 --> 01:12:56,154
...explaining our version
of what happened...
928
01:12:56,355 --> 01:12:59,275
...and expressing your gratitude
at being honoured.
929
01:12:59,435 --> 01:13:00,954
And...
930
01:13:01,274 --> 01:13:03,635
...l'm sorry that we've been fighting.
931
01:13:03,795 --> 01:13:05,875
It's just I really want
what's best for you.
932
01:13:06,435 --> 01:13:07,994
I know.
933
01:13:10,394 --> 01:13:12,473
All right. Your speech.
934
01:13:28,233 --> 01:13:30,233
Attention, D.E.B.S!
935
01:13:30,433 --> 01:13:31,952
Dudes!
936
01:13:36,072 --> 01:13:37,553
Once in a blue moon...
937
01:13:37,992 --> 01:13:40,033
...an exceptional young lady
comes along...
938
01:13:40,232 --> 01:13:45,592
...who truly exemplifies
what it means to be a D.E.B.
939
01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:49,511
Discipline. Energy. Beauty.
940
01:13:50,312 --> 01:13:53,351
Lucy Diamond's been spotted
infiltrating the...
941
01:13:58,672 --> 01:14:01,271
Secure every entrance
to this place, every floor.
942
01:14:01,432 --> 01:14:04,831
Nobody gets in or out
without my say-so.
943
01:14:05,031 --> 01:14:06,631
Game over, Diamond.
944
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:09,751
I have spent my life defending
this great country of ours...
945
01:14:09,911 --> 01:14:12,351
...and I have learned one thing:
946
01:14:12,550 --> 01:14:15,791
That sometimes
it's not on the battlefield...
947
01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:17,751
...where true courage is shown.
948
01:14:27,909 --> 01:14:31,909
Amy Bradshaw survived
one of the worst tragedies...
949
01:14:32,069 --> 01:14:34,709
...that could happen to a young lady.
950
01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:36,950
Kidnapped...
951
01:14:37,149 --> 01:14:39,749
...held hostage...
952
01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:41,829
...for seven terrible days.
953
01:14:41,989 --> 01:14:44,108
- Matthews here.
- We're not seeing her.
954
01:14:45,029 --> 01:14:46,468
Look again!
955
01:14:46,629 --> 01:14:51,629
What fears she may have known,
none of us can fully appreciate.
956
01:14:52,149 --> 01:14:55,348
But she has agreed to tell us
part of what she learned...
957
01:14:55,508 --> 01:14:57,468
...on her journey.
958
01:14:57,668 --> 01:15:03,747
It gives me great pleasure tonight
to give our greatest honour...
959
01:15:03,908 --> 01:15:05,988
...the Mary Jane...
960
01:15:06,148 --> 01:15:08,908
...to our very own perfect score...
961
01:15:10,067 --> 01:15:11,788
...Amy Bradshaw!
962
01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,586
Courage.
963
01:15:30,027 --> 01:15:32,146
"Courage" is a big word.
964
01:15:32,546 --> 01:15:34,466
I did not know what courage
meant to me...
965
01:15:34,626 --> 01:15:38,506
...until I endured
seven agonizing days...
966
01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:40,706
...in captivity...
967
01:15:41,506 --> 01:15:42,506
Go.
968
01:15:43,945 --> 01:15:48,305
...captured and held hostage
by a madwoman.
969
01:15:48,465 --> 01:15:51,065
- Report.
- We've got nothing here.
970
01:16:02,464 --> 01:16:04,585
It was a routine mission
gone terribly wrong.
971
01:16:12,064 --> 01:16:15,384
I was separated from my squad
and knocked unconscious.
972
01:16:21,383 --> 01:16:23,623
I awoke in the arms of the enemy.
973
01:16:57,501 --> 01:17:00,941
Just the sound of my own desperate
thoughts to keep me company.
974
01:17:01,701 --> 01:17:06,900
If there is corruption in this city,
Lucy Diamond is behind it.
975
01:17:08,621 --> 01:17:13,421
If there is indecency to be found,
she is the root.
976
01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:17,740
If there is evil in this world,
its name is Lucy Diamond.
977
01:17:22,980 --> 01:17:25,139
It's not until moments like this...
978
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:27,820
...when you are forced
to take stock of yourself...
979
01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:31,380
...that you see what you are made of.
980
01:17:32,339 --> 01:17:34,179
It's not until moments like this...
981
01:17:34,339 --> 01:17:37,179
...when you have to remember
what's right and true...
982
01:17:37,339 --> 01:17:41,298
...because it's moments like this
when you discover...
983
01:17:41,499 --> 01:17:43,579
...what it truly means
to be a D.E.B.
984
01:17:54,298 --> 01:17:57,098
Which is why I can't accept
this award from you tonight.
985
01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:59,098
Because the truth is...
986
01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:04,257
...the time I spent with Lucy Diamond
were the happiest days of my life.
987
01:18:05,337 --> 01:18:08,937
And the only brave thing
I've done this whole time...
988
01:18:09,097 --> 01:18:10,737
...is what I'm doing now.
989
01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:15,377
So if you'll excuse me...
990
01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:18,616
...I have a date with the devil.
991
01:18:22,297 --> 01:18:25,816
- Oh, my God!
- Was that in the speech?
992
01:18:26,296 --> 01:18:29,176
No, that's not in the speech.
993
01:18:40,135 --> 01:18:42,016
Son of a...
994
01:18:42,335 --> 01:18:45,896
Hostile has escaped and is on the run
heading towards sector 12.
995
01:19:00,854 --> 01:19:02,574
It's Lucy Diamond! She's here!
996
01:19:02,774 --> 01:19:04,734
Everybody, run for your lives!
997
01:19:13,653 --> 01:19:15,693
Let's do this.
998
01:19:29,693 --> 01:19:31,373
Oh, shit.
999
01:20:29,449 --> 01:20:32,929
- We've gotta stop meeting like this.
- I'm so sorry. I didn't even know what...
1000
01:20:35,089 --> 01:20:36,809
Get a room.
1001
01:20:37,968 --> 01:20:40,728
- You are AWOL, soldier.
- Max, please.
1002
01:20:40,889 --> 01:20:41,889
- Freeze!
- Scud!
1003
01:20:42,049 --> 01:20:43,168
- Yeah?
- Not helping!
1004
01:20:43,369 --> 01:20:45,049
- My bad.
- Can't you see...
1005
01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:46,808
...she's breaking up the D.E.B.S?
1006
01:20:47,249 --> 01:20:49,288
What did I tell you
the first time I met you?
1007
01:20:49,808 --> 01:20:52,448
High-protein diets were overrated.
1008
01:20:52,608 --> 01:20:54,808
After that.
1009
01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:59,208
- That we'd always be friends.
- I meant it.
1010
01:21:01,248 --> 01:21:02,967
Max!
1011
01:21:13,486 --> 01:21:16,887
If you break her heart, I will
hunt you down and kill you.
1012
01:21:19,767 --> 01:21:21,486
Deal.
1013
01:21:27,406 --> 01:21:29,166
I'm counting on you
to keep her honest.
1014
01:21:29,726 --> 01:21:31,206
I will.
1015
01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:38,445
You guys better get going.
1016
01:21:41,566 --> 01:21:43,725
I never really liked you...
1017
01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:46,605
...but I'm sad to see you go.
1018
01:21:51,084 --> 01:21:54,924
- So where are you going to?
- I think, Barcelona.
1019
01:21:55,845 --> 01:21:57,644
I'll miss you.
1020
01:21:58,764 --> 01:22:00,645
- Can I have your room?
- Sure.
1021
01:22:01,964 --> 01:22:03,404
Okay.
1022
01:22:06,924 --> 01:22:08,724
Rule the school.
1023
01:22:08,884 --> 01:22:10,644
I always do.
1024
01:22:16,684 --> 01:22:19,164
There's a service exit that way.
1025
01:22:19,403 --> 01:22:20,963
Good luck.
1026
01:22:22,602 --> 01:22:24,163
And, Amy...
1027
01:22:25,203 --> 01:22:27,043
...be careful.
1028
01:22:36,723 --> 01:22:39,602
- Which way did they go?
- They went that way.
1029
01:22:54,682 --> 01:22:58,680
- Don't say I never gave you nothing.
- My stripes?
1030
01:22:58,841 --> 01:23:01,280
- Really?
- Really.
1031
01:23:01,961 --> 01:23:03,721
- Thank you!
- You're welcome.
1032
01:23:03,881 --> 01:23:06,120
Okay, okay. That's enough,
that's enough.
1033
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:07,841
Okay.
1034
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:10,800
I was wondering
if maybe you wanted...
1035
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:12,560
Yes!
1036
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,400
I didn't ask you anything yet.
1037
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,760
Whatever it is, yes.
1038
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:18,920
Awesome.
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