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Come on. Honey.
Give Daddy the blanket.
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Listen. This is gonna be a fun party
with lots of cake and ice cream...
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but little girls
with wet blankets can't go.
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Now. Give it to Daddy.
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Do this: Leave the blanket here. I'll
advance your allowance till you're 40.
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Fair enough?
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There is no way that that blanket
is going in this car.
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- Mom!
- No. No. Not this time.
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This is a brand new $25.000 BMW...
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325 e5 with leather interior.
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Tom. It's just a car.
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Come on.
I just Armor-Alled the seats.
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Got any eights?
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Go fish.
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Why does it always take her so long?
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Just think of her
as a work in progress.
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- Do I look all right?
- Do stars twinkle?
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Come on. Sweetheart.
Your bike awaits.
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Have you ever tried to put
pantyhose on with wet nails?
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- It's a bitch.
- I forgot my sample case.
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Come on. Tish.
We're gonna be late.
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We are late.
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Be careful.
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Get out of the road!
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Be careful. Tom!
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Come on!
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Congratulations. Mama.
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Wasn't it a beautiful ceremony?
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Beautiful.
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Oh. No!
It means fertility.
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God forbid.
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This great song
with its wonderful rhythm
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It's a wonderful rhythm
and you can feel it
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You know what I'm saying
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Yes, you know what I'm saying
Come on and dance
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Come on and dance
Come on and dance
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Look at Mom!
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When the stars meet the heavens
The sky will shine
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The whole night long
the sky will shine
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Bad tits.
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No ass.
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So. Tom.
you still selling Subarus?
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How many times I got to tell you. Kirby?
I sell BMWs.
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I just happen to work
out of a Subaru showroom.
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- Look at her.
- What a pig.
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Here we are. Safe and sound.
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I know.
We got to get a car.
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It's on my list.
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I dried my hair in front of the TV...
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and it's full of electricity.
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Mitch. Please stop.
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Mitch. Don't do that.
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Your cousins Toby and Mary...
do they have a boy or a girl?
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One or the other.
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Congratulations to the bride and groom.
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Many happy years together.
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Jesus. Who is that?
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You take away the clothes
and the makeup. What do you got?
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A gorgeous naked woman.
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Congratulations. Uncle Phil.
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Isn't she something?
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Edie. If you are half as wonderful
as my uncle says...
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I want you to leave him right now...
I'm gonna marry you.
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This is Larry's
beautiful wife. Tish.
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Congratulations.
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And this monster here
is Mitchie.
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Hey. Easy on the mousse. Uncle Phil.
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- Hi. Mitch.
- This is for you.
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You coming to work for me.
you son of a gun?
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I told you. Uncle Phil.
I just don't see...
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an intellectual albeit muscular guy
like myself working in a junkyard.
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Larry. Believe me.
there's a future in garbage.
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By the year 2000. There's gonna be
no place left for human refuse.
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Get in while the market's
still open.
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Don't say nothing.
Sleep on it.
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- We'll talk. Okay?
- It's on my list. Uncle Phil.
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- It's on my list. I swear to God.
- I got your list.
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I would like to make...
Attention. Please. Attention.
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I want to make a toast
to this lovely young couple.
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Most of us find love...
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once in a lifetime.
if we're lucky.
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But for these two to find love again.
later in life...
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On behalf of my whole family.
we are grateful...
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because my Uncle Phil. While being
one of the great men in garbage...
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has not always been
so keen on personal hygiene.
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But that is until he met you.
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So...
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I will now disrobe...
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and play a Celtic classic ballad...
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on my love flute.
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Shut up!
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My nephew Larry's making a toast.
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Thank you. Uncle Phil.
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Even the band stopped.
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Well. I was...
Excuse me here...
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I was just trying to make
a toast here.
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I guess what I was trying
to say was...
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this occasion's more than a wedding.
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It's a love story.
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It's...
I'm dying here.
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It's the story...
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It's the story
of a lovely lady
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Who was living...
had three lovely girls
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Sisters
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Each of them had hair
like their mother
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What's the real color
of her hair anyway?
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Make up your own verse!
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It's the story of Phil Kozinski
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Who was living in
a garbage dump alone
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Anyway. Anyway...
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Anyway. To life...
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to love...
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to Phil and Edie.
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I'm touched.
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Such a wonderful nephew.
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Such a wonderful bride.
I don't deserve her.
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You're right. You bastard!
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Hey. You don't like it.
kiss me where the sun don't shine!
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- Oh. Yeah? Where's that?
- I'll show you where!
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It's all mine!
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My brother Angelo
just rolled over in his grave.
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- You're crazy!
- Crazy with love!
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You put your right leg in
You put your right leg out
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You put your right leg in
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And shake it all about
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Do the Hokey Pokey
and turn yourself around
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That's what it's all about
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Now. All of these products
are natural...
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and they're coordinated to go
with your individual coloring.
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You're a fall...
soft ambers and magenta.
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And you're a summer...
yellows and blues.
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And you. You're a spring.
You should be in pink.
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Darling. I'm a widow.
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Thirty years.
and I only wear black.
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And on you. It works.
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Classic.
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Turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
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Look at her.
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She buried my brother
only five years ago.
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- Look at her. She killed him.
- What?
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She killed him by putting
butter in his food all the time.
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Listen to me. Kevin. I'm telling you.
I got a problem with this.
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- Now's not the time.
- You canceled the check.
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- You didn't fix the car.
- What. It's my fault it broke down?
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It broke down on the way home.
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- You owe me money.
- You owe me a car!
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- You're a goddamn liar.
- You're a cheat!
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- Shithead. Come on!
- Take it easy.
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Relax! Relax!
Just relax!
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- Take it easy.
- Your cousin's an asshole.
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- Hey. Just take it easy.
- Get some help. Tom.
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I'm sorry.
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Up close.
she doesn't look so young.
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You're telling me your parents
let you come here today...
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and never warned you
about the wedding killer?
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You see. There's this guy...
Fred. I think his name is...
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and his girlfriend
walked out on him. Okay?
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And on the day of her wedding
to this other guy...
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Fred showed up...
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and he had a machete...
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and he chopped her head off.
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There was blood everywhere.
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Then he sliced
the groom's guts open...
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right down the middle
and this stuff spilled out...
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that looked like spaghetti.
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And then he ripped her heart out
while it was still beating...
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and he ate it.
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Wait. Wait.
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And now. He goes from
wedding to wedding...
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macheteing up everybody
into little pieces.
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Kids too?
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Especially kids.
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Time to go. Kids.
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How sweet of you
to tell them stories. Mitch.
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There's nothing to it.
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Children. Children.
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Outside.
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Bye-bye!
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- Bye-bye!
- Send a card!
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Okay. I'll call you.
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Dad. I can't
find her anywhere...
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and I got plans tonight.
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- Can you take my kid home?
- Come along. Mitch.
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Great. Thanks.
As dads go. You're okay.
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Home by 10:00.
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Mitch. Home by 10:00.
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- Bye.
- No more?
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She's going to come back soon.
She's on a honeymoon.
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I don't know where he went.
I don't understand.
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- I seem to have lost my mate.
- Me too.
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I was sure I came in with one.
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Nice wedding.
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- I'm Phil's nephew.
- I know. I'm Edie's...
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I know.
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- Larry.
- I'm Maria.
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- Chloe.
- Hi. Chloe.
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- Are you cold. Sweetheart?
- Yeah.
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Well. Why don't we go inside.
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Yes. That's a good idea.
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- You should be a singer.
- Thanks. I'll try.
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Your wife is very beautiful.
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- Have you been married long?
- A couple of years. You?
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Almost 11.
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We were married young.
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- Work?
- Yes. He sells cars. Subarus.
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- No. Do you work?
- Me?
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Yes. I'm a legal secretary.
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And you?
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I teach ballroom dancing.
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Really?
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Would you be more impressed
if I said I was a securities analyst?
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Because my first wife was.
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My father. However.
was more impressed...
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when I was a real estate broker.
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My first wife's friends
liked that too.
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Everybody was impressed but me.
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- And you play the piano too.
- No.
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Trumpet.
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Are you really a dance teacher?
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Here you go.
This...
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entitles you to one free lesson.
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- I'm not a very good dancer.
- That's okay.
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I'm not a very good teacher.
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Well. I bet I know somebody
who would like to dance.
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You're so light.
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You're very good with children.
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Well. My job gives me a lot
of time to spend with my son.
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The one with the video camera?
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You know. My mother and Phil.
they are so sweet.
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I felt like crying.
but I couldn't.
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I never can.
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Why am I telling you this?
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People tell
dance teachers things.
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Thank you. Madam.
Lovely.
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Nobody told me anything
when I was in securities.
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How many jobs did you have?
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I don't know.
A lot.
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I change
every two or three years.
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If it looks like I might
be successful. I move on.
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- You don't want to be successful?
- I want to be happy.
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Hey. We're getting
personal here.
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You're learning my secrets.
and I don't know a thing about you.
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Not an interesting person.
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Christ. You...
How you doing?
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You will not believe
what happened to us.
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The goddamn car broke down.
Where is everybody?
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Jesus. I didn't know it was this late.
Are you okay?
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Tom was just giving me
a test drive in his car.
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We lost track of time.
Tom sells BMWs.
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- I thought they were Subarus.
- You're in the market for a new car.
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We are. Aren't we. Honey?
253
00:16:02,554 --> 00:16:05,303
Your wife and I were talking about
putting a set of wheels under you...
254
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,093
at a price you can afford.
255
00:16:07,162 --> 00:16:10,195
Not just any set of wheels.
Bavarian Motor Works.
256
00:16:11,289 --> 00:16:14,104
I think a BMW is
a little out of our range.
257
00:16:16,056 --> 00:16:18,773
Besides. They're
breaking down all the time.
258
00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:29,007
So anyway. As soon as she said...
259
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,764
they were thinking about
buying a car. I knew it.
260
00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:33,839
If I could get her
behind the wheel. Bingo.
261
00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:37,043
Sale. Commission.
full sticker price.
262
00:16:37,112 --> 00:16:39,217
Then the car breaks down.
263
00:16:39,288 --> 00:16:41,524
That's the thing in sales.
You concentrate on the woman.
264
00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:43,566
Women always liked you. Tom.
265
00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:47,954
You believe me. Don't you?
266
00:16:48,023 --> 00:16:50,706
Why shouldn't I?
You're my husband.
267
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,851
Phil's worth a lot of money.
268
00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:03,373
You really should take him up
on his offer.
269
00:17:03,445 --> 00:17:06,293
You're great at collecting junk.
270
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,725
You'd wind up
running the company.
271
00:17:11,957 --> 00:17:14,226
My psychic. Mrs. Wong...
272
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:16,181
is encouraging me to express myself.
273
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:18,666
She says a lot of attractive women
get depressed...
274
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:22,221
because they think people see
nothing but their looks.
275
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:31,951
She thinks I have sensitivity
and talent. Larry.
276
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,441
She says that.
277
00:17:34,516 --> 00:17:36,426
Mrs. Wong is "wight."
278
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,778
I should tell you that more often.
I'm sorry.
279
00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:46,770
Would you still slay
a dragon for me?
280
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,789
Maybe a baby dragon.
281
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:02,695
Mrs. Wong gave me a self-improvement
tape. Would you like to hear it?
282
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,558
Not right now.
283
00:18:07,794 --> 00:18:10,608
I wouldn't hurt you for anything.
You know that. Don't you?
284
00:18:13,362 --> 00:18:15,947
Why would you say that?
285
00:18:16,017 --> 00:18:19,333
Will you dance with me?
We never dance anymore.
286
00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:47,527
Oh. I forgot to tell you.
287
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,348
Remember the guy on the news
who listened to Ozzy Osbourne so much...
288
00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:53,546
that his parents sued
because he became a mass murderer?
289
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,437
Aunt Irene told me today...
290
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,804
she's thinking of suing now
because cousin Donald...
291
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,878
listened to Barry Manilow
over and over...
292
00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:01,805
and he became a florist.
293
00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:08,647
That bad. Huh?
What's up?
294
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,261
It's the blonde
on the blue bicycle. Isn't it?
295
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,317
Shut up.
296
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:18,023
The blonde whose initials
are on your Vans?
297
00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:21,606
Shut up.
298
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:25,986
When I watch you play soccer and
the guys go for Gatorade at the break...
299
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,394
you go and talk to the blonde
on the blue bicycle.
300
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,086
I said shut up!
301
00:19:30,156 --> 00:19:32,806
- You're not my mother.
- I'm just trying to help. Mitchie.
302
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,436
I could give you
the girl's point of view.
303
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,547
Tish. Kiss my squirrel!
304
00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:40,197
We will have no squirrel kissing
here tonight.
305
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,122
Well. I was just trying to help.
306
00:19:42,187 --> 00:19:44,521
I think I should spend
a little time with Mitchie alone.
307
00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:50,112
"Kiss my squirrel"?
308
00:19:50,187 --> 00:19:51,877
Hey. Come on.
309
00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:54,278
Oh. That's very nice.
310
00:19:57,386 --> 00:20:00,801
Go apologize to Tish.
Go. Get out of here.
311
00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:04,802
Repeat several times a day...
312
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,321
'I approve...
313
00:20:08,393 --> 00:20:11,262
of myself.
314
00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:13,890
I approve...
315
00:20:13,961 --> 00:20:15,651
of myself. "
316
00:20:21,544 --> 00:20:24,708
You're not throwing
quite hard enough.
317
00:20:24,776 --> 00:20:26,783
I hate Leonard Pierson.
318
00:20:26,856 --> 00:20:27,969
Who?
319
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,014
Leonard Pierson... in my class.
320
00:20:30,088 --> 00:20:32,030
He follows me around
all the time.
321
00:20:32,104 --> 00:20:33,926
But you shouldn't
hate anybody. Chloe.
322
00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:36,359
He tells everyone
he loves me.
323
00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:38,048
That is sweet.
324
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,941
You be sweet to him. Okay?
325
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,949
- Bye.
- Bye. Mom.
326
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,861
- Hi. Tom.
- Bernadette...
327
00:21:24,932 --> 00:21:28,161
Iook. I'm sorry. But we have
to stop seeing each other.
328
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:32,221
- What?
- It's just getting too serious.
329
00:21:38,787 --> 00:21:40,478
You're right.
330
00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:55,392
I'll be with you in a minute.
okay. Tom?
331
00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:02,720
How is your family?
332
00:22:02,786 --> 00:22:04,728
Olga. Listen. About us...
333
00:22:07,042 --> 00:22:09,889
You've got a new girlfriend.
334
00:22:12,513 --> 00:22:14,968
I can't see you anymore.
335
00:22:15,713 --> 00:22:17,022
Lighten up.
336
00:22:19,265 --> 00:22:20,759
Planned Parenthood.
337
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:38,684
You're not allowed
to talk to the driver.
338
00:22:55,262 --> 00:22:57,433
Would you excuse me
just one moment?
339
00:23:01,886 --> 00:23:03,609
- Hi.
- What did you tell him?
340
00:23:03,678 --> 00:23:05,783
- Who?
- Your husband. About us?
341
00:23:05,854 --> 00:23:07,926
- Nothing.
- Good. Keep it that way.
342
00:23:07,997 --> 00:23:11,063
I wanted to make sure you're not a
three-beers-and-confession type.
343
00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:14,677
You're a lot different
than last night.
344
00:23:15,549 --> 00:23:18,582
Last night never happened. Understand?
I've changed my whole life today.
345
00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:20,921
I've cleaned up my act.
No more women.
346
00:23:20,988 --> 00:23:23,377
Last night never happened.
understand?
347
00:23:23,452 --> 00:23:26,485
And if you ever say it did...
if you use the "f" word about us...
348
00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:28,760
if even the "fu" sound
comes out of your mouth...
349
00:23:28,828 --> 00:23:31,610
I will denounce you as a liar
and home-wrecker. Do you understand?
350
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,465
Miss?
351
00:23:33,532 --> 00:23:37,110
Excuse me. I have to get back
to her or her eyeliner will cake.
352
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:42,071
- Do you understand?
- I have an IQ in the triple digits.
353
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,474
What word do you think
I didn't understand?
354
00:23:44,539 --> 00:23:48,084
Okay. I just wanted
to make sure you understood.
355
00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:50,740
- Are you wearing black underwear?
- Yes.
356
00:23:51,962 --> 00:23:53,904
Want to meet me
for a drink later?
357
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:59,982
Kiss my squirrel.
358
00:24:03,738 --> 00:24:06,487
So they drove
to a shopping mall...
359
00:24:06,553 --> 00:24:08,692
and parked in back
of a supermarket...
360
00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:10,998
behind a Dumpster...
361
00:24:11,065 --> 00:24:15,026
in our car that I make payments on
by sweating my ass off...
362
00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:18,031
so she can sweat her ass off
inside it.
363
00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:19,960
Sorry.
364
00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:23,570
That car was rocking like
an out-of-whack washing machine.
365
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,193
- I went crazy.
- Are you getting this down. Maria?
366
00:24:26,264 --> 00:24:28,882
- Yes. I am. Mr. Bergman.
- Okay.
367
00:24:28,952 --> 00:24:31,985
I decided to kill her...
368
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:33,747
but I couldn't.
369
00:24:35,191 --> 00:24:37,874
I love her.
370
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:40,180
So I shaved her head.
371
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:42,865
And now see if he wants her.
372
00:24:42,935 --> 00:24:46,284
That is why your wife is suing you
for divorce. Mr. Dionne.
373
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,480
Love is shit.
374
00:24:51,607 --> 00:24:53,232
Marriage is shit.
375
00:24:53,302 --> 00:24:55,921
You know. I'm sitting here
listening to you editorialize...
376
00:24:55,991 --> 00:24:57,551
Fuck you. Moneybags.
377
00:25:16,149 --> 00:25:18,516
That's my favorite part.
Here we go.
378
00:25:18,581 --> 00:25:20,337
All right.
Remember...
379
00:25:20,405 --> 00:25:22,161
happy. Happy. Happy.
380
00:25:22,228 --> 00:25:24,050
No. No. We're doing
the cha-cha here.
381
00:25:24,116 --> 00:25:26,156
- Sorry.
- Remember. Ladies...
382
00:25:26,228 --> 00:25:29,327
it's okay to smile.
especially at my jokes.
383
00:25:29,397 --> 00:25:31,436
Ready. And...
384
00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:34,323
cha-cha-cha. Swivel. Swivel...
385
00:25:34,388 --> 00:25:36,843
forward. Back. Forward.
386
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:39,916
I can't even say it right.
Hit him. Maggie. If he does that right.
387
00:25:39,987 --> 00:25:42,027
Let's do it again.
Ready. And...
388
00:25:42,099 --> 00:25:44,849
cha-cha-cha. Swivel. Swivel...
389
00:25:44,915 --> 00:25:47,304
forward. Cross. Forward.
390
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,681
Who's leading here?
That's all right. You lead.
391
00:25:49,747 --> 00:25:51,983
You're doing a good job.
I want these suspenders.
392
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,531
Ready. And...
cha-cha-cha. Swivel. Swivel...
393
00:25:55,603 --> 00:25:57,261
forward. Cross. Forward.
394
00:25:57,331 --> 00:26:00,462
Up. Six. Seven. Eight.
395
00:26:00,530 --> 00:26:02,253
And one...
396
00:26:07,761 --> 00:26:10,030
You're going to put me
out of work. You're too good.
397
00:26:10,097 --> 00:26:12,879
One more time.
Ready. And...
398
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,142
Cha-cha-cha...
Oh. My God. No. No. No.
399
00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:19,821
Let me show you one more time.
One more time. Everybody.
400
00:26:21,777 --> 00:26:22,671
Mrs. Greenblatt.
401
00:26:33,615 --> 00:26:36,299
You look marvelous.
402
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:49,799
Magnificent.
A thing of beauty.
403
00:26:49,871 --> 00:26:51,431
Thank you. Thank you.
404
00:26:54,094 --> 00:26:56,516
Okay. That's it.
Time's up. Everybody.
405
00:26:56,591 --> 00:26:59,820
Practice. Practice. Practice.
Yes. Practice. Practice. Practice.
406
00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:03,596
Good-bye.
Get out of here. You crazy guys.
407
00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:07,087
Thank you. Get new shoes.
Those are not gonna work.
408
00:27:07,214 --> 00:27:09,832
Don't forget to bring
your checks next week.
409
00:27:14,158 --> 00:27:16,263
You came for
your free lesson.
410
00:27:17,422 --> 00:27:20,171
It's my lunch break. And I thought
maybe we could talk.
411
00:27:25,613 --> 00:27:27,653
- Mexican?
- It's too heavy.
412
00:27:27,725 --> 00:27:31,107
- I don't know how to say this...
- Well. Words are good.
413
00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:33,385
They have fried octopus?
414
00:27:33,453 --> 00:27:35,362
No. I had that for breakfast.
415
00:27:37,516 --> 00:27:40,233
- This is difficult.
- Oh. Come on.
416
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:43,082
It's only lunch.
Burgers.
417
00:27:43,148 --> 00:27:45,450
No. Too obvious.
418
00:27:45,516 --> 00:27:48,679
Larry. I need to
ask you something.
419
00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:54,466
Do I think that your husband
and my wife slept together?
420
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:58,921
Thank you.
It would've taken me a lot longer.
421
00:28:00,298 --> 00:28:03,397
Well. I only have
an hour for lunch.
422
00:28:03,467 --> 00:28:04,928
Spuds International.
423
00:28:05,002 --> 00:28:07,239
Everything you ever wanted
on a potato and more.
424
00:28:07,307 --> 00:28:10,209
I think they have one
with a Buick on it.
425
00:28:10,282 --> 00:28:12,900
Do you think they did?
426
00:28:12,969 --> 00:28:14,660
I don't know.
427
00:28:14,730 --> 00:28:16,934
Only they know.
428
00:28:17,002 --> 00:28:19,490
You don't seem to be upset about it.
429
00:28:19,561 --> 00:28:21,569
Sex isn't that big a deal anyway.
430
00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:24,511
Whether they had sex or not.
something happened.
431
00:28:24,586 --> 00:28:27,782
Hey. I believe in people's
freedom of choice.
432
00:28:27,849 --> 00:28:30,696
Tish needs to grow up
to be her own person. That's me.
433
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,451
What people do is their business.
434
00:28:32,521 --> 00:28:36,383
- That doesn't apply to marriage.
- Sounds like you have a choice to make.
435
00:28:36,457 --> 00:28:39,042
And guess what?
You're free to make it.
436
00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:43,235
This is great.
We hardly know each other...
437
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,857
and we're getting
our first argument out of the way.
438
00:28:48,776 --> 00:28:51,426
Are you serious
about that freedom stuff?
439
00:28:57,255 --> 00:29:00,571
No!
Oh. God. I'm so full of shit!
440
00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:03,494
I'd like to kill them both!
I'm sorry.
441
00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:07,165
- I'll pay for it.
- It's my fault.
442
00:29:07,238 --> 00:29:10,467
I will pay for the fish.
I broke the fish.
443
00:29:10,534 --> 00:29:12,770
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have come.
444
00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,846
How much?
Never mind.
445
00:29:14,918 --> 00:29:16,576
Wait. Please.
446
00:29:16,646 --> 00:29:18,751
I'm very sorry.
447
00:29:22,949 --> 00:29:25,982
It wasn't easy
to come see me today. Was it?
448
00:29:26,053 --> 00:29:27,875
Are you okay?
449
00:29:27,941 --> 00:29:30,429
No. I'm not okay.
450
00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:33,250
That's right.
You don't cry. Do you?
451
00:29:34,853 --> 00:29:36,347
Or hit fish.
452
00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:43,578
You know. Tom lately has been
really upset about work.
453
00:29:43,652 --> 00:29:46,369
They have these contests...
who sells most cars...
454
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:48,291
and he lost his trip
to Las Vegas.
455
00:29:48,356 --> 00:29:50,974
That's a good reason
to hump my wife.
456
00:29:51,043 --> 00:29:52,636
I'm sorry.
457
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,812
Listen. Tish is a good person.
458
00:29:54,883 --> 00:29:57,468
She just wants to be appreciated
for more than her looks.
459
00:29:57,539 --> 00:29:59,197
She's worried
people think she's dumb.
460
00:29:59,267 --> 00:30:02,169
She's not dumb. Tom is very vulnerable
to female flattery.
461
00:30:02,243 --> 00:30:04,032
Why do you keep making excuses
for your husband?
462
00:30:04,099 --> 00:30:06,008
Because you're making excuses
for your wife.
463
00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,708
All right.
464
00:30:07,778 --> 00:30:10,331
So. How did you two meet?
465
00:30:10,402 --> 00:30:12,224
We met in high school.
466
00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:14,527
He was an athlete. A big athlete...
467
00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:17,015
and he had a red car
he was very proud of.
468
00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:18,977
Girls were crazy about him.
469
00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:21,463
I just came to this country.
and I was very shy.
470
00:30:21,538 --> 00:30:23,709
I couldn't believe
when he came and talked to me.
471
00:30:23,777 --> 00:30:26,144
He must have said something right
to get you to marry him.
472
00:30:26,209 --> 00:30:29,525
No. I was the only girl
who wouldn't go to sleep with him.
473
00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,411
What about you?
474
00:30:32,481 --> 00:30:35,263
I guess I thought Tish was gonna be
different than my first wife.
475
00:30:35,329 --> 00:30:36,855
Surprise. You know.
476
00:30:36,928 --> 00:30:39,383
Turns out she's the bride
of Bloomingdale's.
477
00:30:41,664 --> 00:30:44,631
So. What do you want to do?
You want to confront them?
478
00:30:44,704 --> 00:30:46,776
They'll just deny it.
479
00:30:46,848 --> 00:30:49,401
We could shave their heads.
480
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,414
What?
481
00:30:51,488 --> 00:30:53,626
I have to go back to work.
I'm sorry.
482
00:30:53,695 --> 00:30:56,281
I'm sorry if I spoiled your day.
483
00:30:56,352 --> 00:30:59,134
It was nice
not having lunch with you.
484
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:02,555
Bye.
485
00:31:02,623 --> 00:31:04,445
Good-bye. Maria.
486
00:31:12,575 --> 00:31:15,127
Sweetheart. I'm going
to put your flowers in the vase.
487
00:31:15,198 --> 00:31:17,053
You can do your homework.
488
00:31:18,974 --> 00:31:21,210
What's in the box. Daddy?
489
00:31:21,277 --> 00:31:22,935
What's this?
490
00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:24,434
Open it.
491
00:31:25,949 --> 00:31:29,626
And tonight I'm going to make my
world-famous garlic chicken Pamplona.
492
00:31:31,869 --> 00:31:34,619
Not only that. I'm going to clean up
after I use every pot in the house.
493
00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,310
I promise.
494
00:31:37,692 --> 00:31:39,001
This is beautiful.
495
00:31:41,213 --> 00:31:42,805
What's the occasion?
496
00:31:42,876 --> 00:31:45,364
Nothing. Just us.
497
00:31:46,844 --> 00:31:50,772
All of us together.
Just one of those nights.
498
00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:53,331
It's nice to have a family.
499
00:31:59,547 --> 00:32:02,482
So. How was your day?
500
00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:05,816
Fine. I had lunch
with Larry Kozinski.
501
00:32:07,706 --> 00:32:09,135
- Who?
- Larry Kozinski.
502
00:32:09,211 --> 00:32:12,691
I had lunch with him today.
Sweetheart. Don't wrinkle it.
503
00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:15,729
Why? What for?
504
00:32:17,401 --> 00:32:20,598
- What did you talk about?
- Nothing special.
505
00:32:22,138 --> 00:32:25,334
- Was it a nice lunch?
- Mm-hmm. Very nice.
506
00:32:26,682 --> 00:32:28,536
Well. That's fine.
507
00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:31,122
That's good. That's okay.
508
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:33,364
I'm glad you had a nice day.
509
00:32:33,433 --> 00:32:36,662
Good old Larry. Lunch.
510
00:32:36,729 --> 00:32:39,030
Nice.
511
00:32:39,096 --> 00:32:41,714
Mitchie is...
What is it you are again. Mitchie?
512
00:32:41,784 --> 00:32:44,151
I'm a multimedia artist...
513
00:32:44,216 --> 00:32:47,086
but my emphasis is on video.
514
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,014
I'm so excited.
515
00:33:31,029 --> 00:33:32,305
That's her.
516
00:34:07,891 --> 00:34:09,320
You're a goddamn liar!
517
00:34:15,410 --> 00:34:19,087
Cut! Cut! Lights!
518
00:34:22,705 --> 00:34:23,720
Thank you.
519
00:34:26,449 --> 00:34:28,838
How about lunch?
520
00:34:32,817 --> 00:34:36,046
You are a very sick young man.
521
00:34:36,113 --> 00:34:39,528
Alienation. Great.
522
00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:41,543
Interesting work. Mitch.
523
00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:43,078
Thanks. Dad.
524
00:34:43,153 --> 00:34:46,448
What the hell are you doing
taking my wife out to lunch?
525
00:34:46,512 --> 00:34:49,327
Actually. We didn't have lunch.
526
00:34:49,392 --> 00:34:51,464
We went for a walk.
but my feet broke down...
527
00:34:51,536 --> 00:34:53,675
so we were a little late
getting back.
528
00:34:59,343 --> 00:35:01,318
They know.
529
00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:03,115
They know about us.
530
00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:20,874
You work in garbage all week.
enjoy nature on the weekends.
531
00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:29,734
Tell me about Larry.
532
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,984
I've asked him a million times
to come into the business...
533
00:35:35,053 --> 00:35:39,111
but he wants to change jobs. Dance.
534
00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:41,701
Me. I say this
with love. Maria.
535
00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:44,903
Larry is a failure
in everything except life.
536
00:35:44,972 --> 00:35:47,176
Come!
Dance with me! Yes!
537
00:35:55,084 --> 00:35:57,255
- Follow me.
- No. You go.
538
00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:59,179
We're gonna miss you.
539
00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:04,746
Phil. Do you want some cake?
Phil?
540
00:36:12,042 --> 00:36:13,187
Come on. Come on!
541
00:36:17,898 --> 00:36:19,174
Something's wrong.
542
00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,828
One shot. Man!
That's all it'll take... one shot!
543
00:36:21,898 --> 00:36:24,385
- I'm right here!
- I won't have it in my house!
544
00:36:24,457 --> 00:36:25,406
Stop. Stop.
545
00:36:25,481 --> 00:36:28,132
Stop it. Stop it.
546
00:36:28,201 --> 00:36:29,695
Mama.
547
00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:48,167
Don't leave me!
548
00:37:06,823 --> 00:37:10,685
"So that even though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death...
549
00:37:10,759 --> 00:37:12,962
I fear no evil.
for Thou art with me.
550
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,649
Thy rod and thy staff.
they comfort me.
551
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,101
Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.
552
00:37:19,174 --> 00:37:20,832
My cup overflows.
553
00:37:20,902 --> 00:37:23,684
Surely goodness and mercy
shall follow me...
554
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:25,408
all the days of my life...
555
00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:29,023
and I shall dwell in the house
of the Lord forever."
556
00:37:29,093 --> 00:37:31,908
Let us pray.
557
00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:34,112
"O. God. Whose days
are without an end...
558
00:37:34,181 --> 00:37:36,221
Give me back my 50 cents.
559
00:37:36,293 --> 00:37:38,911
- Drive me around this damn town...
- Keep your dime. Sport.
560
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,671
just to run up your fare.
561
00:37:40,741 --> 00:37:43,043
What do you think I am. Huh?
562
00:37:43,109 --> 00:37:45,116
A goddamn tourist?
563
00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:46,399
Cheapskate.
564
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,671
Pop. You were supposed
to call me.
565
00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:56,187
For what? A ride on that
motorcycle of yours?
566
00:37:56,259 --> 00:37:58,266
Good to see you. Son.
567
00:37:58,339 --> 00:38:00,674
- Good God. Is this Mitchell?
- How you doing. Grandpa?
568
00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:03,106
I'll be damned.
569
00:38:03,172 --> 00:38:05,473
You're getting to be
a big man. Aren't you?
570
00:38:06,691 --> 00:38:09,211
- Let's go.
- No. You go ahead.
571
00:38:09,283 --> 00:38:11,617
No. I'll wait right here.
572
00:38:11,683 --> 00:38:15,392
At my age. You don't want to get
too close to an open grave.
573
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:17,597
- Stay with him. Will you?
- Sure.
574
00:38:19,618 --> 00:38:23,841
So. Grandpa. How come you didn't
come to the church?
575
00:38:23,906 --> 00:38:26,623
God makes me nervous
when you get Him indoors.
576
00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:29,340
Besides. I don't like
to see people in their coffins.
577
00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:32,191
They always look so much smaller
without their spirits.
578
00:38:41,537 --> 00:38:44,832
I was going to bring you a gift.
but I forgot.
579
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:50,527
Think you might like
one of these. Huh?
580
00:38:50,592 --> 00:38:51,966
Which one you want?
581
00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:55,578
Hot Patty's Pajama Party
or Girls with Big Jugs?
582
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,359
Eat.
There's casseroles. Cakes.
583
00:39:02,432 --> 00:39:06,360
I'll have turkey tetrazzini
coming out the wazoo.
584
00:39:06,432 --> 00:39:08,603
Everyone loved him so.
585
00:39:08,671 --> 00:39:11,289
Did you see the wreath
the boys from the junkyard sent?
586
00:39:12,991 --> 00:39:15,479
Larry! Was it me?
Was I too much for him?
587
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:16,533
No. Edie.
588
00:39:16,606 --> 00:39:18,941
He was the happiest
he'd ever been with you.
589
00:39:19,007 --> 00:39:21,854
- I want you to meet my father. Vincent.
- My sympathies.
590
00:39:21,918 --> 00:39:25,049
I'm sorry I missed your wedding.
My hernia prevented it.
591
00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:29,780
Edie. I'm sorry.
I have to go to work.
592
00:39:29,854 --> 00:39:32,275
We are still family
even though Phil is gone.
593
00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:34,903
So don't be a stranger. Hmm?
594
00:39:34,974 --> 00:39:36,664
I won't. I promise.
595
00:39:37,405 --> 00:39:39,608
See you later.
Bye. Pops.
596
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,564
Nobody takes a day off
when a man dies anymore?
597
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,156
Jesus.
598
00:39:45,404 --> 00:39:48,753
You know. Funerals
make women really horny.
599
00:39:48,828 --> 00:39:52,854
I never knew Phil all that well.
but this is great turkey tetrazzini.
600
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,746
Here. Mommy.
601
00:39:54,812 --> 00:39:56,601
Oh. Thank you.
602
00:39:56,668 --> 00:39:58,522
Look. I got to go show a car.
603
00:39:58,588 --> 00:40:01,238
As long as Chloe's going
to stay overnight here...
604
00:40:01,307 --> 00:40:04,024
why don't you meet me about 7:30
and we'll go out to eat?
605
00:40:04,091 --> 00:40:06,033
If Mama doesn't need me.
606
00:40:08,411 --> 00:40:11,575
If your mom doesn't need you. Maybe
you can meet me at the showroom.
607
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:14,643
If Mama doesn't need me.
I'll be there at 7:30.
608
00:40:20,699 --> 00:40:23,416
Beauty and the beast.
609
00:40:23,482 --> 00:40:25,937
I'm never going to get married.
610
00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:28,595
You wait. You'll see.
You'll get married. Have kids...
611
00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,357
have a happy life.
612
00:40:30,426 --> 00:40:33,175
Don't eat too much butter though.
613
00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:34,899
You know what I'd
really like to do?
614
00:40:34,969 --> 00:40:37,336
- What?
- Kill someone.
615
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:39,790
Calmly plan a murder.
616
00:40:39,865 --> 00:40:43,443
Choose the victim...
maybe even someone political...
617
00:40:43,513 --> 00:40:45,782
so I could do the world
some good. You know.
618
00:40:45,849 --> 00:40:48,915
I'd have to think about it first
for a few years.
619
00:40:48,985 --> 00:40:51,406
Hey. It can't be any dumber
than getting married...
620
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,236
and going to work every day.
621
00:40:53,304 --> 00:40:55,409
I mean. It must be more fun.
622
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,640
Mr. Z... I'm going to be
a little late getting back.
623
00:41:04,311 --> 00:41:06,166
It's hard to rush a funeral.
624
00:41:07,415 --> 00:41:09,652
As soon as I can.
625
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:16,051
- What took you so long?
- Just get in the car.
626
00:41:16,119 --> 00:41:19,217
I think you forgot to say please.
627
00:41:19,287 --> 00:41:21,196
Just get in the car. Will you?
628
00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:24,397
Oh. You're so manly.
629
00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:32,659
There. There's my wife.
630
00:41:34,646 --> 00:41:36,500
We were married for 35 years...
631
00:41:36,565 --> 00:41:38,834
and she never once
raised her voice to me.
632
00:41:41,877 --> 00:41:45,706
So then you know what it's like
to lose someone?
633
00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:47,854
She went into the hospital
to have a boil removed...
634
00:41:47,925 --> 00:41:49,353
and never came out.
635
00:41:49,428 --> 00:41:51,948
I moved upstate.
bought some gas stations.
636
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:53,744
I do quite well...
637
00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:57,522
but I've had to learn
to live with loneliness.
638
00:41:57,588 --> 00:42:01,614
Life is that way.
Who can explain it?
639
00:42:01,684 --> 00:42:05,328
I thought Phil and I would share
the rest of our lives together.
640
00:42:06,355 --> 00:42:10,632
Now. All I have left
is his share of the garbage company.
641
00:42:10,707 --> 00:42:14,351
What am I going to do
with a garbage company?
642
00:42:14,419 --> 00:42:17,136
I don't know anything
about business.
643
00:42:19,634 --> 00:42:22,503
Perhaps you would be interested
in buying me out?
644
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,245
Well. Maybe I could
give you something...
645
00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:29,702
for your part of the business.
646
00:42:29,778 --> 00:42:31,665
Something?
647
00:42:31,730 --> 00:42:34,926
What neighborhood of something
would we be talking about?
648
00:42:42,161 --> 00:42:44,649
- You'll be all right?
- Bye. Mom.
649
00:42:44,721 --> 00:42:46,990
See you in the city. Son.
I'm taking Mitchie with me.
650
00:42:47,057 --> 00:42:49,446
I don't think riding on that thing
is good for his gonads.
651
00:42:49,521 --> 00:42:52,335
- My sympathies. Maria.
- Bye.
652
00:42:53,968 --> 00:42:55,757
Good-bye. Larry.
Thank you.
653
00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:58,126
- Bye-bye.
- Are you coming with us. Maria?
654
00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:21,160
Why are we here?
I thought you were taking me home.
655
00:43:21,229 --> 00:43:23,979
- Do you want to go home? I'll take you.
- No. That's all right.
656
00:43:24,046 --> 00:43:25,868
I just wondered.
657
00:43:25,933 --> 00:43:28,104
What were you singing?
658
00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:29,864
I wasn't singing.
659
00:43:29,933 --> 00:43:33,315
You just didn't think I could hear you
over the engine. But I could.
660
00:43:33,389 --> 00:43:36,488
You don't cry at weddings.
but you sing at funerals.
661
00:43:36,557 --> 00:43:38,728
You told me you weren't
an interesting person.
662
00:43:38,797 --> 00:43:41,480
- I'm not.
- Come on. What were you singing?
663
00:43:43,149 --> 00:43:45,669
I don't sing for people.
It's private.
664
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:48,358
Oh.
Well. Hum a few bars then.
665
00:43:52,907 --> 00:43:54,762
What song is that?
666
00:43:58,059 --> 00:44:00,709
Boy. I still have no idea.
667
00:44:00,779 --> 00:44:02,852
It's a Beatles song.
Come on. Guess.
668
00:44:02,923 --> 00:44:05,410
I hate to break this to you.
but that tune has no resemblance...
669
00:44:05,483 --> 00:44:08,101
to any song
the Beatles ever recorded.
670
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:10,112
It's "The Long and Winding Road."
671
00:44:10,186 --> 00:44:12,291
Oh. No. No.
that goes more like...
672
00:44:16,426 --> 00:44:18,914
You're worse than I am.
673
00:44:18,986 --> 00:44:22,215
- Are you going to push me off?
- I thought you trusted me.
674
00:44:22,282 --> 00:44:24,169
Here. Hold on to my shoulders.
Ready?
675
00:44:24,233 --> 00:44:26,306
Push against me.
676
00:44:26,377 --> 00:44:27,970
Whoa!
Isn't that exciting?
677
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,470
I guess so.
678
00:44:31,977 --> 00:44:33,700
Come here.
679
00:44:37,705 --> 00:44:39,909
- My boat.
- It's great.
680
00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:42,660
- I mean. It could be great.
- She could be great.
681
00:44:42,728 --> 00:44:45,117
You always refer to a boat
as a female.
682
00:44:45,193 --> 00:44:46,240
Why?
683
00:44:46,312 --> 00:44:48,646
I guess if you're some sweaty sailor
out at sea for a year...
684
00:44:48,712 --> 00:44:51,395
you need to use
your imagination.
685
00:44:51,463 --> 00:44:54,529
What are you going to do with she?
686
00:44:54,599 --> 00:44:59,268
I'm going to fix her up and sail off
into the sunset.
687
00:44:59,336 --> 00:45:01,670
You have a rich fantasy life.
don't you?
688
00:45:03,591 --> 00:45:05,762
Don't you?
Don't you have fantasies?
689
00:45:05,831 --> 00:45:07,805
I do. But they're private.
690
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:09,734
I don't tell them to anybody.
691
00:45:09,799 --> 00:45:13,727
- Not even a dance teacher?
- You're not just a dance teacher.
692
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,707
I can't figure out what you are.
693
00:45:15,782 --> 00:45:18,018
Hey. Isn't that
what everybody wants...
694
00:45:18,087 --> 00:45:20,258
a smooth-sailing life?
695
00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,180
You can achieve that
for a minute...
696
00:45:22,246 --> 00:45:24,351
out on the dance floor
or the water.
697
00:45:26,533 --> 00:45:28,388
Look how lovely.
698
00:45:32,549 --> 00:45:35,844
- That one would look great on you.
- Tom hates me in hats.
699
00:45:35,909 --> 00:45:37,436
Then I'll buy it for you.
700
00:45:40,932 --> 00:45:44,707
But the look on Tom's face...
701
00:45:44,772 --> 00:45:47,489
We'll take that one right there.
702
00:45:47,556 --> 00:45:50,720
What does your wife
hate you to wear?
703
00:45:50,788 --> 00:45:53,722
Boxer shorts.
She doesn't think they're sexy.
704
00:45:53,796 --> 00:45:55,651
Oh. I think they're very sexy.
705
00:45:57,476 --> 00:45:59,450
We're gonna be bad.
We're gonna be so bad.
706
00:46:05,443 --> 00:46:08,509
Hey. I got him.
He's gonna buy a 325 loaded.
707
00:46:08,579 --> 00:46:11,742
Chrome wheels. Tinted glass.
alarm. Phone. Wool carpets.
708
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:15,738
Two more Beamers and l...
I win your trip to Vegas.
709
00:46:16,706 --> 00:46:20,535
- I don't even like the color.
- Just sit in it.
710
00:46:20,610 --> 00:46:22,465
I don't like it.
711
00:46:33,793 --> 00:46:35,768
Listen...
712
00:46:35,841 --> 00:46:39,867
the beauty of the Subaru
is that it is so cost-efficient...
713
00:46:39,936 --> 00:46:42,903
that I bet a woman like you
could talk him into one for him...
714
00:46:42,976 --> 00:46:44,318
and then one for yourself.
715
00:46:45,472 --> 00:46:47,196
Do this.
716
00:46:47,264 --> 00:46:50,231
Let me take you for a test drive
in that little blue wagon.
717
00:47:11,135 --> 00:47:13,022
Look this way.
Now see there?
718
00:47:13,086 --> 00:47:15,191
Want to go up further that way?
719
00:47:15,262 --> 00:47:17,433
- This way?
- Yeah. That's good.
720
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:19,706
You're really doing that well.
721
00:47:19,774 --> 00:47:22,196
I need to talk to you.
722
00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:23,797
I'm with a customer...
723
00:47:23,870 --> 00:47:26,837
but if you're interested in a makeover.
you'll have to wait your turn.
724
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:28,568
Now. I want you to try
the dusty rose.
725
00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:30,972
- This is important.
- So is my career.
726
00:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,630
Line right there.
727
00:47:32,701 --> 00:47:35,352
I'm with a customer.
728
00:47:38,173 --> 00:47:39,929
- Now that. That works.
- Yeah?
729
00:47:39,997 --> 00:47:42,233
Yeah.
That definitely works.
730
00:47:42,301 --> 00:47:45,268
Your husband is having
an affair with my wife.
731
00:47:47,612 --> 00:47:50,362
You are insane.
732
00:47:50,428 --> 00:47:53,297
If I had any idea
how insane you were...
733
00:47:53,372 --> 00:47:55,608
I would never have let you
start up with me.
734
00:47:56,476 --> 00:47:58,451
What? You seduced me!
735
00:48:01,307 --> 00:48:04,209
I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.
736
00:48:04,283 --> 00:48:06,170
Take your time. Honey.
737
00:48:10,203 --> 00:48:13,105
Your opinion of Larry
is a tribute...
738
00:48:13,179 --> 00:48:15,797
to your insensitivity
to other human beings.
739
00:48:15,867 --> 00:48:19,543
Larry would never have sex
with someone like your wife.
740
00:48:19,611 --> 00:48:24,247
I'm not worried about sex. I'm worried
about them having a relationship.
741
00:48:24,314 --> 00:48:26,136
You've ruined my life.
742
00:48:26,202 --> 00:48:28,787
And you are jeopardizing
my new job here...
743
00:48:28,858 --> 00:48:31,705
as assistant manager
of this department...
744
00:48:31,769 --> 00:48:35,959
so if you'd like a private consultation.
please call for an appointment.
745
00:48:36,025 --> 00:48:39,254
And if you ever come here
and upset me again...
746
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,182
I will have the security guards
throw you out of the store.
747
00:48:45,912 --> 00:48:49,425
- Now. Where were we?
- Making the lips fuller.
748
00:48:49,496 --> 00:48:51,951
So I burned her underwear.
So what? I'll buy her more.
749
00:48:52,024 --> 00:48:53,682
He's sick.
He's a beast.
750
00:48:53,752 --> 00:48:56,174
How am I supposed to go anywhere
looking like this?
751
00:48:56,247 --> 00:48:58,222
In some countries.
bald is considered attractive.
752
00:48:58,296 --> 00:49:01,329
- I didn't marry you for looks anyway.
- I want a divorce.
753
00:49:01,399 --> 00:49:04,595
Her and that lowlife appliance salesman
aren't getting a dime.
754
00:49:04,663 --> 00:49:08,591
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Folks.
but we're very late.
755
00:49:08,663 --> 00:49:11,281
I had no idea
your job was so dangerous.
756
00:49:11,351 --> 00:49:12,464
Why are we running?
757
00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:15,055
- How about lunch?
- I'm not hungry.
758
00:49:15,127 --> 00:49:17,069
Good.
759
00:49:23,414 --> 00:49:26,611
- Fish must be so happy.
- They must be.
760
00:49:26,678 --> 00:49:29,939
They have mating rituals
like Italian operas.
761
00:49:30,005 --> 00:49:32,820
I hate to leave.
This was such a great idea.
762
00:49:32,885 --> 00:49:35,754
Let's call in sick.
Maggie can take my classes.
763
00:49:35,829 --> 00:49:38,098
- I can't call in sick.
- Then call in well.
764
00:49:38,165 --> 00:49:40,075
Tell your boss
it's too beautiful a day...
765
00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:42,004
to take notes
on other people's problems.
766
00:49:42,069 --> 00:49:44,557
I'll call for you.
You want me to?
767
00:49:44,629 --> 00:49:46,538
No. I'll call for myself.
768
00:49:50,676 --> 00:49:52,945
If the lake were
to swallow me up right now...
769
00:49:53,012 --> 00:49:55,565
I would die a happy man.
770
00:49:56,692 --> 00:49:59,506
It has been a long time
since I have been this happy too.
771
00:50:01,268 --> 00:50:02,926
Is it just me...
772
00:50:02,995 --> 00:50:06,094
or do you also have this
uncontrollable desire...
773
00:50:06,164 --> 00:50:08,018
to put our lips together?
774
00:50:11,667 --> 00:50:13,293
We can't.
775
00:50:13,363 --> 00:50:15,599
You're right.
We can't.
776
00:50:16,786 --> 00:50:18,477
Why can't we?
777
00:50:20,915 --> 00:50:23,467
Have you ever cheated on Tish?
778
00:50:23,538 --> 00:50:25,448
Once...
779
00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:27,147
in Monopoly.
780
00:50:27,218 --> 00:50:30,251
I stole all her good properties
while she was doing her nails.
781
00:50:31,281 --> 00:50:34,150
- How about you?
- A Catholic schoolgirl?
782
00:50:34,225 --> 00:50:35,719
- Yeah.
- No.
783
00:50:37,873 --> 00:50:39,400
So what will happen to us?
784
00:50:40,881 --> 00:50:44,197
Well. We could be lovers
or we could be friends.
785
00:50:44,272 --> 00:50:46,694
We are friends.
786
00:50:46,769 --> 00:50:47,979
If we are lovers...
787
00:50:48,049 --> 00:50:50,154
we have to lie.
788
00:50:50,225 --> 00:50:51,850
I don't think I can do that.
789
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,790
Yeah. Me either.
790
00:50:54,864 --> 00:50:57,831
Could we make love once and then
never see each other again?
791
00:51:05,039 --> 00:51:06,413
Friends then.
792
00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:09,447
Very special friends.
793
00:51:09,519 --> 00:51:11,974
Tom and Tish will be
insane with jealousy.
794
00:51:12,047 --> 00:51:14,797
So what? Who cares?
We're gonna be innocent.
795
00:51:16,367 --> 00:51:18,733
We'll be this great couple.
Years from now...
796
00:51:18,799 --> 00:51:21,035
we'll be in the
Guinness Book of Records.
797
00:51:21,102 --> 00:51:24,877
"Twenty years." people will say.
"and they never had sex."
798
00:51:24,942 --> 00:51:27,331
"You're kidding me."
"No. It's true."
799
00:51:28,366 --> 00:51:32,457
And all those years.
I'll be dreaming of kissing you.
800
00:51:33,485 --> 00:51:36,355
With tongue or without?
801
00:51:36,429 --> 00:51:39,277
How about just one?
802
00:51:39,341 --> 00:51:42,210
Friends. Remember.
803
00:51:42,285 --> 00:51:44,586
What do you do on the weekend?
804
00:51:44,653 --> 00:51:47,435
I spend as much time
as I can with Chloe.
805
00:51:47,501 --> 00:51:49,639
Tom loves to go
to restaurants he cannot afford...
806
00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:52,839
then complains
all through dinner.
807
00:51:52,908 --> 00:51:54,370
- Bye.
- Bye.
808
00:51:57,675 --> 00:51:59,530
Let's pretend
to meet at a restaurant.
809
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:06,275
- Saturday night?
- I'll bring my father.
810
00:52:08,843 --> 00:52:10,697
Mario's. 9:00.
811
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:15,552
Did you let it breathe?
812
00:52:15,627 --> 00:52:17,896
Sir. I personally gave it
mouth-to-mouth.
813
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:25,824
Excellent.
814
00:52:25,897 --> 00:52:27,686
Does anyone ever send it back?
815
00:52:27,754 --> 00:52:29,609
Not the house wine. Sir.
816
00:52:40,073 --> 00:52:42,244
Look who's here.
817
00:52:42,312 --> 00:52:44,865
Hey. Iook who's here.
What a coincidence.
818
00:52:44,937 --> 00:52:46,114
Hi.
819
00:52:46,184 --> 00:52:49,567
- Come join us.
- Yes. By all means.
820
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,006
Really? What do you think?
That'd be fun.
821
00:52:52,072 --> 00:52:53,501
What do you say?
That would be great.
822
00:52:57,031 --> 00:52:59,366
I've always wanted
to come here.
823
00:52:59,432 --> 00:53:01,537
Are those children's portions?
824
00:53:01,608 --> 00:53:03,713
The flowers are bigger
than the food.
825
00:53:03,784 --> 00:53:05,474
Can we get more wine. Please?
826
00:53:05,543 --> 00:53:09,918
Look at all these self-satisfied
pigs stuffing themselves.
827
00:53:09,991 --> 00:53:10,973
People are starving.
828
00:53:11,974 --> 00:53:14,941
I wish someone with an Uzi
would walk in here...
829
00:53:15,014 --> 00:53:16,956
and take all this jewelry
everyone's showing off.
830
00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:19,877
They're just symbols
of a sick society.
831
00:53:19,942 --> 00:53:22,463
Hey. I started out pumping gas
when I was your age.
832
00:53:22,534 --> 00:53:24,388
Now I own
my own string of stations.
833
00:53:24,453 --> 00:53:26,875
That could only happen
in this society.
834
00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:29,088
Please make them stop. Larry.
835
00:53:29,157 --> 00:53:31,907
I think everybody's entitled
to their opinion. Don't you. Edie?
836
00:53:31,974 --> 00:53:34,243
Oh. Yes.
As long as they agree with mine.
837
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:43,428
So how do you like this wine. Vince?
838
00:53:43,493 --> 00:53:46,722
I'd rather have a case of the clap
than a case of this wine.
839
00:53:46,788 --> 00:53:48,381
Pop...
840
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,493
- See these prices here?
- I think Phil would've wanted you...
841
00:53:54,563 --> 00:53:56,702
to take us all to dinner.
842
00:53:56,772 --> 00:53:59,838
I think Phil would have wanted
you and me to split it.
843
00:54:03,011 --> 00:54:04,702
- To Phil.
- Yeah.
844
00:54:04,771 --> 00:54:06,364
- To Phil.
- To Phil.
845
00:54:15,555 --> 00:54:16,864
Excuse me.
846
00:54:19,138 --> 00:54:21,407
- What's wrong with her?
- I don't know.
847
00:54:21,474 --> 00:54:25,467
- She went to the ladies' room. I'll go.
- No. Mama. I'll go.
848
00:54:39,072 --> 00:54:41,145
- Open up.
- Go away.
849
00:54:41,217 --> 00:54:43,224
Come on. Let me in.
850
00:54:43,297 --> 00:54:45,566
Please. Leave me alone.
851
00:54:51,072 --> 00:54:54,367
You bought him those terrible
boxer shorts. Didn't you?
852
00:54:54,431 --> 00:54:57,814
I didn't mean anything by it.
It was just a joke.
853
00:54:58,976 --> 00:55:02,075
Tom said you were having an affair.
but I didn't believe him...
854
00:55:02,144 --> 00:55:04,827
until I saw the way
you looked at each other.
855
00:55:06,111 --> 00:55:08,183
We're not having an affair.
856
00:55:08,255 --> 00:55:11,517
We have been playing a little game
to get back at you and Tom.
857
00:55:12,511 --> 00:55:15,806
It's just gone too far.
I'm sorry.
858
00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:18,685
She's so nice.
859
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,660
She's so nice.
860
00:55:26,526 --> 00:55:28,981
- Go get us some ice cream.
- But I don't want to miss anything.
861
00:55:29,053 --> 00:55:31,606
- Ice cream!
- Please get us some ice cream. Mitch.
862
00:55:31,677 --> 00:55:32,822
Don't talk to him like that.
863
00:55:37,213 --> 00:55:38,740
Tish. Wait a minute.
864
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:41,082
- Son?
- What?
865
00:55:41,149 --> 00:55:43,734
- Are you bedding that woman?
- Tish?
866
00:55:43,804 --> 00:55:46,619
I hope you're bedding your own wife.
No. The other one. Maria.
867
00:55:46,684 --> 00:55:49,302
- No. Pop. I'm not.
- You sure as hell act like it.
868
00:55:49,372 --> 00:55:52,471
- Both of you.
- Well. I'm not. We're just friends.
869
00:55:52,540 --> 00:55:54,449
Well. Then.
get your house in order.
870
00:55:54,524 --> 00:55:57,077
Pop. If you don't stop
bossing people around...
871
00:55:57,148 --> 00:55:59,733
You know that tall building over there?
It's called the Hilton.
872
00:56:03,003 --> 00:56:06,102
Tish. Come on. Sweetheart.
873
00:56:06,172 --> 00:56:09,139
Tish. Come on.
You're making a big deal out of nothing.
874
00:56:09,211 --> 00:56:11,545
Tish. Open up.
875
00:56:11,611 --> 00:56:13,498
Come on. Sweetheart.
876
00:56:13,563 --> 00:56:16,432
You're not doing anything
stupid in there. Are you?
877
00:56:22,266 --> 00:56:24,633
We haven't seen this outfit
for a while. Have we?
878
00:56:26,746 --> 00:56:29,364
You're sure you don't want to
talk about this. Huh?
879
00:56:29,434 --> 00:56:30,546
Guess not.
880
00:56:32,665 --> 00:56:34,607
Phil? Oh. God.
881
00:56:34,681 --> 00:56:37,015
What's happening?
882
00:56:39,513 --> 00:56:41,302
What?
883
00:56:41,369 --> 00:56:43,638
Oh. Great. You think I'm too young
to talk about sex?
884
00:56:43,705 --> 00:56:46,323
Is that it?
You know. I've had sex.
885
00:56:46,392 --> 00:56:49,075
- Yeah. Sure you have.
- I have.
886
00:56:49,144 --> 00:56:51,599
She was 300 pounds.
887
00:56:51,672 --> 00:56:56,407
When I was on top of her. I was so high
my arms and legs didn't touch the bed.
888
00:56:56,472 --> 00:56:59,221
And when she breathed. I flew up
and down like I was on a trampoline.
889
00:57:01,336 --> 00:57:03,856
Why the hell do you
make up all this nonsense?
890
00:57:03,927 --> 00:57:06,927
I'm a multimedia artist.
That's what I do... make up nonsense.
891
00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:14,322
Do you still have sex?
892
00:57:14,391 --> 00:57:16,943
Rarely.
893
00:57:17,014 --> 00:57:20,309
- Do you miss it?
- Yeah. Oh. God.
894
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:21,901
Then why don't you have it?
895
00:57:24,887 --> 00:57:27,342
I've just been thinking the same thing.
896
00:57:42,421 --> 00:57:44,079
Smile.
897
00:57:44,149 --> 00:57:45,076
Good.
898
00:57:45,141 --> 00:57:49,364
Welcome to Weddingland. And which
joyous event will you be attending?
899
00:57:51,572 --> 00:57:55,085
The Crystal Gazebo.
A right. Then a left.
900
00:57:55,156 --> 00:57:57,327
Dusty. Will you take them?
901
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,241
The Pink Rose Chapel.
902
00:58:03,316 --> 00:58:05,487
Isn't it romantic
903
00:58:05,556 --> 00:58:08,971
Music in the night
A dream that can be heard
904
00:58:09,044 --> 00:58:11,345
Isn't it romantic
905
00:58:11,411 --> 00:58:15,273
Morning shadows write
the oldest magic word
906
00:58:15,347 --> 00:58:16,874
Give me a kiss.
907
00:58:22,162 --> 00:58:24,617
Let me see the gut.
Let me see the gut.
908
00:58:24,690 --> 00:58:27,211
No X-rated pictures.
you bad boy.
909
00:58:27,282 --> 00:58:30,217
Weddings are joyful occasions.
910
00:58:30,290 --> 00:58:33,486
- They're pagan rituals.
- He's got it under control.
911
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:35,560
- Dad. I had the shot.
- I know.
912
00:58:37,393 --> 00:58:39,433
How are you?
913
00:58:39,506 --> 00:58:41,611
Is that a dress
you wear to a wedding?
914
00:58:41,682 --> 00:58:43,853
I made it.
My own design.
915
00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:45,514
- See you later.
- Bye.
916
00:58:46,545 --> 00:58:49,097
That's a dress you wear
to a hooker's wedding.
917
00:58:49,168 --> 00:58:51,983
- Good to see you again. Edie.
- Hi. Vince.
918
00:58:52,048 --> 00:58:53,575
How do you do?
919
00:59:24,623 --> 00:59:25,932
Mr. D... how are you?
920
00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:40,265
A time for love
921
00:59:48,397 --> 00:59:50,535
It's too loud.
922
00:59:54,060 --> 00:59:55,621
That is a beautiful dress.
923
00:59:56,557 --> 00:59:59,720
- Here's looking at you. Kid.
- Weddings really turn me on.
924
01:00:04,012 --> 01:00:06,826
Music going all the time.
Fantastic.
925
01:00:06,892 --> 01:00:08,102
I can't live without music.
926
01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:10,408
Look at her.
927
01:00:10,475 --> 01:00:13,704
Look at her. It's not enough
she killed the first one.
928
01:00:13,771 --> 01:00:17,251
Now she's out to kill
the brother too.
929
01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:19,428
The kiss of death.
930
01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:23,876
You're a sight for sore eyes.
You know that. Don't you?
931
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:28,708
I'm an old. Ionely woman.
My life is over.
932
01:00:28,778 --> 01:00:31,200
I try to be a good grandmother now.
933
01:00:31,275 --> 01:00:33,696
I'm thinking of making jam.
934
01:00:33,770 --> 01:00:35,493
I like your shoes.
935
01:00:35,562 --> 01:00:37,951
It shows off your bubble gum toes.
936
01:00:38,986 --> 01:00:40,873
What was I saying?
937
01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:43,392
Giving me that crap
about being old.
938
01:00:46,538 --> 01:00:48,709
Ladies and gentlemen,
at this time...
939
01:00:48,777 --> 01:00:52,355
we're so happy to bring up to the
dance floor for their first dance...
940
01:00:52,425 --> 01:00:56,036
Mr. And Mrs. Dean Kozinski.
941
01:00:56,104 --> 01:01:00,327
See the stone set in your eyes
942
01:01:00,392 --> 01:01:03,905
See the thorn twist in your side
943
01:01:06,664 --> 01:01:08,933
- Dance with me.
- Sure.
944
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,374
What?
945
01:01:11,592 --> 01:01:14,145
- Somebody dance with me.
- Sure.
946
01:01:14,216 --> 01:01:15,776
What are you doing?
947
01:01:19,432 --> 01:01:21,341
And you give
948
01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:23,324
And you give
949
01:01:23,399 --> 01:01:27,076
And you give yourself away
950
01:01:27,143 --> 01:01:30,274
With or without you
951
01:01:31,622 --> 01:01:34,339
With or without you
952
01:01:35,910 --> 01:01:38,909
I can't live
953
01:01:39,942 --> 01:01:43,138
With or without you
954
01:01:47,718 --> 01:01:49,889
Go dance with your wife.
955
01:02:10,084 --> 01:02:12,255
Why don't we go for a walk?
956
01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:29,280
The marriage business
is sure booming.
957
01:02:30,434 --> 01:02:32,289
Business is right.
958
01:02:39,969 --> 01:02:41,824
Would you and your wife
like a piece of cake?
959
01:02:41,889 --> 01:02:44,540
Thank you.
But she's not my wife.
960
01:02:44,610 --> 01:02:47,327
In that case.
can I have your phone number?
961
01:02:47,393 --> 01:02:49,302
- What are you doing?
- Congratulations.
962
01:02:49,377 --> 01:02:50,904
Thank you. Kidding.
963
01:02:52,705 --> 01:02:55,487
What do you think we would
be like as a married couple?
964
01:02:55,553 --> 01:02:57,822
Horrendous. Awful.
965
01:02:57,889 --> 01:03:00,671
Sure. At first you'd find me
witty. Charming.
966
01:03:00,736 --> 01:03:03,703
Fall in love with those cute sounds
I make in the morning.
967
01:03:03,776 --> 01:03:06,623
But then in about three months you'd
want to smother me with a pillow...
968
01:03:06,688 --> 01:03:08,598
'cause I talk too much.
969
01:03:08,672 --> 01:03:10,133
I love our talks.
970
01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,728
We talk now 'cause we're not married.
971
01:03:15,328 --> 01:03:17,499
- They're in love!
- They're not in love.
972
01:03:17,567 --> 01:03:19,029
They are.
973
01:03:19,103 --> 01:03:22,038
And it's our fault.
I'm out.
974
01:03:22,111 --> 01:03:24,412
They're not in love.
Here.
975
01:03:24,478 --> 01:03:26,999
Have some of mine.
976
01:03:27,071 --> 01:03:29,754
Why are you being so nice to me?
To make them jealous. Right?
977
01:03:29,823 --> 01:03:31,994
I've always been nice to you.
978
01:03:33,086 --> 01:03:36,053
- Never.
- Then how come you had sex with me?
979
01:03:37,086 --> 01:03:40,566
I thought you were intelligent
and going somewhere with your life.
980
01:03:40,638 --> 01:03:42,972
But I've had cause to reconsider
my first opinion.
981
01:03:43,038 --> 01:03:45,787
I'm goin' somewhere. You think
I'm gonna sell Subarus forever.
982
01:03:45,853 --> 01:03:47,544
Plus. I have a lot
of deep thoughts.
983
01:03:48,477 --> 01:03:51,924
I just have a hard time
talkin' to women.
984
01:03:51,997 --> 01:03:53,852
You're talking to me.
985
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:57,146
You're different.
986
01:03:57,213 --> 01:03:58,162
How?
987
01:03:58,236 --> 01:04:00,276
I don't know. Different.
988
01:04:01,372 --> 01:04:03,227
Different than Maria.
989
01:04:09,532 --> 01:04:12,314
Maria's too good for me.
990
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:18,515
If Larry got a good job
and stopped playing that trumpet...
991
01:04:18,587 --> 01:04:20,114
I could be happy.
992
01:04:20,187 --> 01:04:22,740
And I wouldn't be attracted
to someone like you.
993
01:04:22,811 --> 01:04:24,666
What the hell does that mean.
someone like me?
994
01:04:24,731 --> 01:04:27,698
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The bride cuts the cake
995
01:04:27,771 --> 01:04:29,778
The bride cuts the cake
996
01:04:32,090 --> 01:04:34,229
Where the hell you been?
Where you been?
997
01:04:34,299 --> 01:04:36,437
- Where the hell's my wife?
- Tom. You're drunk.
998
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,961
Where's Maria? Have you seen her?
Don't worry about it.
999
01:04:39,034 --> 01:04:41,271
Come watch them cut the cake.
1000
01:04:41,338 --> 01:04:44,240
- That's an idea.
- Stop. Tom. Stop.
1001
01:04:53,017 --> 01:04:54,577
Mama. The cake!
1002
01:04:54,649 --> 01:04:56,559
I know. Hon. Don't...
1003
01:04:56,632 --> 01:04:59,153
Mama. Will you open the door?
1004
01:04:59,225 --> 01:05:01,079
You go straight.
1005
01:05:11,896 --> 01:05:14,863
Sweetheart. Are you going
to be sick again?
1006
01:05:15,895 --> 01:05:17,422
Lie still. Dear.
1007
01:05:18,263 --> 01:05:20,052
I'll get a Hefty bag.
1008
01:05:20,599 --> 01:05:22,454
Can I use a phone
to call a cab?
1009
01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:24,374
Don't be ridiculous.
Take my car.
1010
01:05:24,439 --> 01:05:27,156
I'll stay here tonight.
You can bring it back tomorrow...
1011
01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:29,427
with a full tank of gas.
1012
01:05:29,495 --> 01:05:31,600
I'll bring it back tomorrow
on one condition...
1013
01:05:31,671 --> 01:05:33,525
pick you up to have dinner.
1014
01:05:34,998 --> 01:05:36,525
We are not compatible.
1015
01:05:36,598 --> 01:05:38,670
Come on. Dinner.
1016
01:05:38,742 --> 01:05:40,116
On me.
1017
01:05:42,486 --> 01:05:43,947
All right.
1018
01:05:44,021 --> 01:05:47,316
- You made an old man very happy.
- You are not so old.
1019
01:05:47,382 --> 01:05:49,487
Yeah. I know.
and I'm not so happy.
1020
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,362
He'll be fine.
1021
01:06:08,436 --> 01:06:10,705
This is so crazy.
We haven't done anything.
1022
01:06:10,772 --> 01:06:12,594
They think we have.
1023
01:06:20,883 --> 01:06:22,476
We have to stop.
1024
01:06:22,547 --> 01:06:23,922
I know.
1025
01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:27,756
It's so unfair.
1026
01:06:27,826 --> 01:06:29,998
You've become my best friend.
1027
01:06:34,227 --> 01:06:36,616
Don't you know.
married men and women...
1028
01:06:36,690 --> 01:06:39,690
are only allowed to be
close friends in large groups?
1029
01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:45,257
For Tish.
1030
01:06:54,865 --> 01:06:56,720
I'm gonna miss you.
1031
01:07:06,096 --> 01:07:09,096
- Mitch. Don't do that.
- It's so cool.
1032
01:07:09,168 --> 01:07:10,957
Just don't.
1033
01:07:11,024 --> 01:07:12,878
Feeling better?
1034
01:07:12,944 --> 01:07:15,278
Do you want me to leave?
1035
01:07:17,199 --> 01:07:19,949
I will if you want me to.
1036
01:07:20,015 --> 01:07:23,048
I've always liked you so much.
1037
01:07:23,119 --> 01:07:25,999
I like you too.
1038
01:07:26,606 --> 01:07:29,192
I was almost unfaithful
to your father once.
1039
01:07:29,262 --> 01:07:31,051
I knew this was coming.
1040
01:07:31,118 --> 01:07:32,841
He was a barber.
1041
01:07:32,910 --> 01:07:35,877
He looked just like John Forsythe.
only bald.
1042
01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:37,477
And Italian.
1043
01:07:38,798 --> 01:07:42,093
- I'm not sleeping with Larry.
- But you are thinking about it.
1044
01:07:42,862 --> 01:07:45,861
He makes me feel good.
We talk. We walk. We have fun.
1045
01:07:45,933 --> 01:07:47,559
What's so wrong?
1046
01:07:47,629 --> 01:07:50,149
This walk you are taking
is right into quicksand.
1047
01:07:50,221 --> 01:07:52,457
I haven't been happy
with Tom in a long time.
1048
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:54,891
Who says you are supposed
to be happy?
1049
01:07:54,956 --> 01:07:56,450
Oh. Excuse me.
1050
01:07:56,524 --> 01:07:58,891
I dare to want to be happy.
1051
01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:03,232
As my mother used to say...
1052
01:08:05,996 --> 01:08:08,549
Why must my problems always
have to be solved with proverbs?
1053
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:11,522
- You've a nice home. Beautiful child.
- An unfaithful husband.
1054
01:08:11,596 --> 01:08:13,930
Doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
It just means he's stupid.
1055
01:08:13,996 --> 01:08:19,047
I think Tom wanted to get caught
because he's unhappy too.
1056
01:08:19,115 --> 01:08:21,930
Maria. I just want to
ask you a question...
1057
01:08:21,995 --> 01:08:25,256
and then I'll shut up
and mind my own business.
1058
01:08:25,322 --> 01:08:29,413
Are you ready to change your life
and the life of those close to you...
1059
01:08:29,482 --> 01:08:31,337
for a dance teacher?
1060
01:08:32,939 --> 01:08:35,044
Until you are sure...
1061
01:08:35,115 --> 01:08:37,503
don't do anything you'll regret.
1062
01:09:26,502 --> 01:09:28,291
Sorry.
1063
01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:01,699
Don't move!
1064
01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:39,515
Oak Lane?
1065
01:11:39,582 --> 01:11:42,069
'Round the bend.
1066
01:11:42,142 --> 01:11:43,516
Are you happy?
1067
01:11:43,582 --> 01:11:45,272
About what?
1068
01:12:01,724 --> 01:12:03,896
We'd like to rent
one of your cottages. Please.
1069
01:12:03,965 --> 01:12:05,753
For how long?
1070
01:12:09,724 --> 01:12:11,513
Just for the afternoon.
Thanks.
1071
01:12:14,524 --> 01:12:15,953
It's nice.
1072
01:12:32,186 --> 01:12:35,983
Fireplace works. No room service but
the caf� off the highway delivers.
1073
01:12:36,059 --> 01:12:38,263
Menu's by the phone.
1074
01:12:38,331 --> 01:12:41,145
And yes. The paintings
are for sale.
1075
01:12:45,946 --> 01:12:47,473
I love it.
1076
01:12:49,721 --> 01:12:51,096
Nervous?
1077
01:12:53,721 --> 01:12:55,095
Me too.
1078
01:13:07,737 --> 01:13:10,322
Oh. Shit.
We broke the lamp.
1079
01:13:15,063 --> 01:13:17,878
I wanted to do something like that
my entire life.
1080
01:13:20,951 --> 01:13:23,123
Look. Your lip's bleeding.
1081
01:13:25,719 --> 01:13:27,574
I bit my lip.
1082
01:13:28,695 --> 01:13:30,069
Round three?
1083
01:14:38,130 --> 01:14:40,464
What's this?
1084
01:14:40,530 --> 01:14:42,570
They're all yours. Mitchie.
1085
01:14:42,642 --> 01:14:44,337
I'm goin' for the real thing.
1086
01:14:48,561 --> 01:14:50,349
Samurai hairstylist.
1087
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,607
I sure as hell hope you know
what you're doing.
1088
01:14:57,712 --> 01:15:00,330
I don't know why
I'm letting you do this.
1089
01:15:52,365 --> 01:15:54,252
Mandarin egg rolls...
1090
01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:55,810
shrimp cocktail...
1091
01:15:55,884 --> 01:15:58,055
turkey club sandwich...
1092
01:15:58,124 --> 01:16:00,295
and lox with scrambled eggs.
1093
01:16:00,364 --> 01:16:02,219
And a chocolate cake.
1094
01:16:02,284 --> 01:16:03,942
So what do you want?
1095
01:16:04,972 --> 01:16:07,394
- French fries.
- And French fries. Please.
1096
01:16:07,467 --> 01:16:09,322
- Lots of ketchup.
- Lots of ketchup.
1097
01:16:09,387 --> 01:16:11,721
Wait. Do you have any champagne?
1098
01:16:12,748 --> 01:16:15,398
Great. And please hurry.
1099
01:16:15,467 --> 01:16:16,994
Thank you.
1100
01:16:20,171 --> 01:16:21,698
That was quick.
1101
01:16:23,626 --> 01:16:26,441
It's the maid.
Would you like the bed turned down?
1102
01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:29,025
No thank you.
1103
01:16:33,065 --> 01:16:35,007
I better call home.
1104
01:16:35,082 --> 01:16:37,384
Closer.
1105
01:16:37,450 --> 01:16:39,359
Closer still.
1106
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,356
I'll be with her
till Tom gets home.
1107
01:16:48,424 --> 01:16:49,951
Don't worry.
Where are you?
1108
01:16:51,017 --> 01:16:53,056
Can I speak to Chloe. Mama?
1109
01:16:55,081 --> 01:16:57,699
Hi. Sweetheart.
How was school today?
1110
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,687
Leonard Pierson scratched you?
This is awful.
1111
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,615
Are you all right?
1112
01:17:05,959 --> 01:17:08,131
I'm gonna be home
a little late tonight.
1113
01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:10,941
Why?
1114
01:17:11,015 --> 01:17:14,593
I'm seeing some friends.
but I'll be home to kiss you good night.
1115
01:17:17,095 --> 01:17:19,462
Be a good girl for Daddy.
1116
01:17:19,527 --> 01:17:21,382
I love you.
1117
01:17:26,759 --> 01:17:28,930
I had to lie to my daughter.
1118
01:18:27,395 --> 01:18:29,948
I'll bet this one is the first one
she ever sold.
1119
01:18:31,939 --> 01:18:33,848
It's late.
1120
01:18:33,922 --> 01:18:35,994
I'm sorry I fell asleep.
1121
01:18:36,066 --> 01:18:37,921
I fell asleep too.
1122
01:18:38,946 --> 01:18:42,874
Does falling asleep mean we've
got each other out of our system?
1123
01:18:44,641 --> 01:18:47,063
It means we were both tired.
1124
01:18:53,601 --> 01:18:55,128
I'd better go.
1125
01:18:56,289 --> 01:18:58,144
I'll call you tomorrow.
1126
01:20:22,683 --> 01:20:25,105
Your office called.
1127
01:20:25,178 --> 01:20:27,633
You called in sick. So they wanted
to know if you were all right.
1128
01:20:28,891 --> 01:20:31,192
Are you all right?
1129
01:20:32,635 --> 01:20:36,246
If I hadn't acted like an idiot.
would this have happened?
1130
01:20:36,314 --> 01:20:38,354
You were just being you.
1131
01:20:41,434 --> 01:20:44,500
A man thinks he has to prove himself
by being with a lot of women...
1132
01:20:46,137 --> 01:20:48,471
If you're gonna tell me
about your infidelities...
1133
01:20:48,537 --> 01:20:50,392
I will have to leave you forever.
1134
01:21:02,008 --> 01:21:04,397
Chloe's teacher would like
to talk to you.
1135
01:21:13,431 --> 01:21:15,057
Are you in love with him?
1136
01:21:19,224 --> 01:21:21,679
If I am. I'll get over it.
1137
01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:27,632
We were in love
once upon a time.
1138
01:21:27,703 --> 01:21:29,230
We got over it.
1139
01:22:08,372 --> 01:22:10,739
You go near my wife again...
1140
01:22:10,804 --> 01:22:12,659
and I'll kill you.
1141
01:22:25,010 --> 01:22:27,377
Hey. Pop.
What's the matter?
1142
01:22:28,947 --> 01:22:31,402
My brother Phil just called me
from the grave.
1143
01:22:31,474 --> 01:22:34,867
Said to stay away from Edie
or he'd kill me.
1144
01:22:36,242 --> 01:22:38,609
You were dreaming. Pop.
1145
01:22:40,274 --> 01:22:42,248
She doesn't want me anyway.
1146
01:22:42,322 --> 01:22:44,427
Doesn't think we're compatible.
1147
01:22:44,498 --> 01:22:47,280
No. Don't do that.
Let me make you breakfast.
1148
01:22:53,233 --> 01:22:56,528
I'm not leaving 'cause
I'm angry or mad or anything.
1149
01:22:58,577 --> 01:23:01,032
I want you to be free
to make up your mind.
1150
01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:04,812
- Where you going?
- My mom's.
1151
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:07,368
I'll have the rest of my clothes
picked up later.
1152
01:23:08,336 --> 01:23:10,725
Your mother gives you hives.
What are you doing?
1153
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:13,614
Not this time.
It's time I face up to her.
1154
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,192
See. I'm not as dumb as you think.
1155
01:23:17,263 --> 01:23:19,270
I think you're the smartest person
around here.
1156
01:23:19,343 --> 01:23:21,831
Wait a minute.
Shouldn't we be talking about this?
1157
01:23:21,904 --> 01:23:24,871
- I've made up my mind.
- At least let me help you here.
1158
01:23:24,943 --> 01:23:27,048
You can help me get a cab.
1159
01:23:32,335 --> 01:23:34,189
So how did your big date go
last night?
1160
01:23:36,430 --> 01:23:37,957
Can you keep a secret?
1161
01:23:39,150 --> 01:23:40,328
Yeah. Sure.
1162
01:23:41,038 --> 01:23:42,216
So can I.
1163
01:23:49,678 --> 01:23:50,506
You...
1164
01:23:53,357 --> 01:23:54,884
Mrs. Davidow. Hello.
1165
01:23:54,957 --> 01:23:57,542
Hello. Mrs. Hardy.
Good morning. Chloe.
1166
01:23:57,613 --> 01:24:01,028
- Did you want to talk to me?
- Would you take over for a while?
1167
01:24:02,317 --> 01:24:04,684
I am concerned about Chloe's arm.
She has a scratch...
1168
01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:08,010
- Excuse me.
- She said Leonard Pierson did it.
1169
01:24:08,077 --> 01:24:11,240
You know. It's time for us to do
some serious sharing...
1170
01:24:11,308 --> 01:24:13,959
and interfacing about Chloe.
Mrs. Hardy.
1171
01:24:14,028 --> 01:24:16,395
Can I offer you a cup of decaf?
1172
01:24:16,460 --> 01:24:18,664
So what do you think?
Is this beautiful?
1173
01:24:18,732 --> 01:24:21,153
Isn't it great?
Leather. The whole thing.
1174
01:24:21,227 --> 01:24:23,878
What do you say we go for a ride?
I'll go grab the keys.
1175
01:24:23,947 --> 01:24:26,729
Come on. I'll get the keys.
I'll be right back.
1176
01:24:26,795 --> 01:24:28,934
This is it. I can feel it.
I can smell it.
1177
01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:31,424
I'm taking them for
a test drive. I know it.
1178
01:24:31,499 --> 01:24:33,866
I sell this Beamer.
I'm off to Vegas. I got 'em.
1179
01:24:33,931 --> 01:24:35,719
I got 'em. Got 'em. Got 'em!
1180
01:24:41,194 --> 01:24:43,615
Oh. My God! My God!
1181
01:24:48,650 --> 01:24:53,385
Mel. Can you open up that window?
I wanna take the 750 for a test drive.
1182
01:24:53,450 --> 01:24:56,035
- Can I tantalize you with something?
- I'm here to see Tom.
1183
01:24:56,105 --> 01:24:58,244
A mistake.
but I'll be right back.
1184
01:25:04,137 --> 01:25:07,485
So. You're finally buying a car.
1185
01:25:09,769 --> 01:25:11,143
Thinking about it.
1186
01:25:11,208 --> 01:25:14,688
I'll see you later. Be right back.
Got it definitely under control.
1187
01:25:18,471 --> 01:25:19,900
I left Larry.
1188
01:25:22,696 --> 01:25:26,722
Are you crazy?
You stupid shit!
1189
01:25:27,367 --> 01:25:30,214
- That was really great.
- It was great.
1190
01:25:30,279 --> 01:25:34,273
- It wasn't so great.
- What? It was great.
1191
01:25:34,343 --> 01:25:36,001
No. It was different.
1192
01:25:36,071 --> 01:25:37,893
Well...
1193
01:25:37,959 --> 01:25:39,999
it's different in a bed.
1194
01:25:41,030 --> 01:25:43,103
It's not the bed.
It's different.
1195
01:25:44,486 --> 01:25:45,696
You're different.
1196
01:25:48,069 --> 01:25:50,939
Well. It's different
now that you're...
1197
01:25:52,069 --> 01:25:55,385
- Now that I'm what?
- Now that you're...
1198
01:25:55,461 --> 01:25:57,763
on your own.
1199
01:25:57,829 --> 01:25:59,356
Oh. My God.
1200
01:26:00,581 --> 01:26:02,436
I just realized something.
1201
01:26:03,461 --> 01:26:06,079
You're one of those men who can only
do this because you're married.
1202
01:26:06,149 --> 01:26:07,709
You're not interested in anyone...
1203
01:26:07,780 --> 01:26:10,463
- You'd have to be responsible to.
- Calm down.
1204
01:26:10,532 --> 01:26:13,467
I'm up for a new position
in the fashion office.
1205
01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:17,118
I took time out today
because I thought that maybe you...
1206
01:26:17,188 --> 01:26:20,002
- You thought that maybe I'd what?
- Nothing.
1207
01:26:20,068 --> 01:26:23,450
- There's a run in my pantyhose!
- What's the matter with you?
1208
01:26:23,524 --> 01:26:25,913
I'm being tested and...
1209
01:26:25,987 --> 01:26:28,922
punished for my stupidity!
1210
01:26:28,995 --> 01:26:30,849
I deserve this.
1211
01:26:42,178 --> 01:26:44,152
She looks much better.
1212
01:26:44,226 --> 01:26:46,746
Hey. What a great surprise.
1213
01:26:46,818 --> 01:26:50,015
I had no idea how much
I loved sanding.
1214
01:26:50,082 --> 01:26:51,991
Is sandpapering going to be
your next job?
1215
01:26:52,066 --> 01:26:57,499
I don't think so. I was thinking
you and me should open a restaurant.
1216
01:26:58,529 --> 01:27:00,023
Do you cook?
1217
01:27:00,097 --> 01:27:02,268
No. But I do dishes.
1218
01:27:03,808 --> 01:27:05,434
A restaurant? Where?
1219
01:27:05,505 --> 01:27:09,978
Somewhere we can hang a sign that says
"Gone sailing" anytime we want.
1220
01:27:11,265 --> 01:27:13,752
- And people would understand?
- Understand? Are you kidding me?
1221
01:27:13,824 --> 01:27:15,351
People will approve.
1222
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:19,956
And what about your son. Wife?
1223
01:27:21,535 --> 01:27:24,830
Mitch goes to spend next term
with his mother in San Francisco...
1224
01:27:24,895 --> 01:27:26,554
then college.
1225
01:27:26,624 --> 01:27:28,412
Tish...
I don't know what she wants...
1226
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:30,202
but it certainly isn't me.
1227
01:27:35,934 --> 01:27:38,039
It must be beautiful out there.
1228
01:27:42,814 --> 01:27:44,669
Does that mean you're gonna
come along?
1229
01:27:47,486 --> 01:27:49,625
Chloe has been lying...
1230
01:27:49,694 --> 01:27:52,443
about a boy attacking her...
1231
01:27:52,509 --> 01:27:54,876
when actually she has been
beating on him.
1232
01:27:56,190 --> 01:28:00,052
The teacher thinks she is
acting out her anger toward Tom.
1233
01:28:02,141 --> 01:28:05,687
The other day she put a cat
in the school dryer.
1234
01:28:07,837 --> 01:28:12,855
The teacher thinks it is 'cause
she doesn't get enough attention...
1235
01:28:12,924 --> 01:28:14,712
'cause...
1236
01:28:14,781 --> 01:28:17,147
I'm not doing a good enough job.
1237
01:28:17,212 --> 01:28:19,928
No. Now kids go through stages.
1238
01:28:27,516 --> 01:28:29,752
My husband and my daughter need me.
1239
01:28:35,931 --> 01:28:37,240
And us?
1240
01:28:39,002 --> 01:28:39,896
"Us?"
1241
01:28:40,635 --> 01:28:42,936
Well. We do what generally
people do.
1242
01:28:45,499 --> 01:28:47,767
Go on with their lives.
1243
01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:54,287
Maybe people aren't
supposed to be happy.
1244
01:28:54,361 --> 01:28:56,750
No. I don't believe that.
1245
01:29:01,785 --> 01:29:03,759
I came to say good-bye.
1246
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:05,207
I know.
1247
01:29:06,329 --> 01:29:08,183
Have you been crying?
1248
01:29:10,489 --> 01:29:11,863
I have.
1249
01:29:13,464 --> 01:29:15,831
I have been crying a lot lately.
1250
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:20,687
Making up for all these years
I didn't.
1251
01:29:26,327 --> 01:29:27,854
I'm fine.
1252
01:29:29,847 --> 01:29:33,044
You know. I'm only sorry
we never had a chance to dance.
1253
01:29:47,158 --> 01:29:50,092
- You all gotta be crazy!
- Pop. Please. I got enough problems.
1254
01:29:50,165 --> 01:29:51,921
Go home. I'll call you.
1255
01:29:51,989 --> 01:29:55,305
Listen to me for once. If you love
that woman the way I think you do...
1256
01:29:55,381 --> 01:29:57,236
sometimes in life you gotta
fight to the death.
1257
01:29:57,301 --> 01:30:00,879
I'm familiar with this philosophy.
Attila the Hun said it first.
1258
01:30:00,949 --> 01:30:03,370
Listen to what your father
Vincent Kozinski is saying first...
1259
01:30:03,445 --> 01:30:05,452
last and always.
1260
01:30:05,524 --> 01:30:08,274
You've got only one life to live.
1261
01:30:08,341 --> 01:30:11,636
You can either make it chicken shit
or chicken salad.
1262
01:30:27,731 --> 01:30:29,641
Good chops.
1263
01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:31,471
I'm glad you like them.
1264
01:30:31,539 --> 01:30:33,808
- My favorite.
- I know.
1265
01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:35,401
Thanks.
1266
01:30:35,475 --> 01:30:36,849
You're welcome.
1267
01:30:43,251 --> 01:30:44,625
Maybe...
1268
01:30:47,218 --> 01:30:49,072
we can make love later.
1269
01:30:50,962 --> 01:30:52,074
Good.
1270
01:32:34,027 --> 01:32:35,401
Thank you.
1271
01:33:36,871 --> 01:33:40,613
Phil said there's a future in garbage.
Never thought it was my future.
1272
01:33:40,679 --> 01:33:43,940
You were very generous in your
business dealings. Very generous.
1273
01:33:44,006 --> 01:33:47,454
- Don't let it get around.
- You are not such a tough guy.
1274
01:33:48,902 --> 01:33:51,619
- Tough guy would make a pass at you.
- But not you.
1275
01:33:51,686 --> 01:33:55,264
No? I'd say. "I got this
big empty house in the country.
1276
01:33:55,334 --> 01:33:58,116
Come and visit me
and we can celebrate."
1277
01:33:58,181 --> 01:34:01,345
I'd say.
"I am too old for traveling."
1278
01:34:13,156 --> 01:34:14,683
I love you. Edie.
1279
01:34:16,228 --> 01:34:17,602
My God.
1280
01:34:35,075 --> 01:34:39,101
All right. All right.
Poor baby. Poor angel.
1281
01:34:43,362 --> 01:34:45,402
You still wanna kill people?
1282
01:34:45,474 --> 01:34:47,678
- No. They're too stupid.
- You're telling me.
1283
01:34:47,746 --> 01:34:51,041
Your grandfather's about to marry
the Bermuda Triangle.
1284
01:34:57,761 --> 01:35:00,063
That's very good. Very good.
1285
01:35:01,890 --> 01:35:03,264
God bless.
1286
01:35:06,625 --> 01:35:08,381
Hi. Vince.
1287
01:35:09,793 --> 01:35:11,549
- Father.
- Pleasure.
1288
01:35:11,617 --> 01:35:14,170
- You know my son. I'm sure.
- Nice to see you again.
1289
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,618
- You're late.
- You've met Cathy. Haven't you?
1290
01:35:22,688 --> 01:35:25,557
Cathy. This is Tish.
Tish. This is Cathy.
1291
01:35:25,632 --> 01:35:27,487
It's nice to meet you.
1292
01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:30,622
What? What?
1293
01:35:30,688 --> 01:35:32,281
Start! Start!
1294
01:35:40,255 --> 01:35:42,360
It's too late.
I did it.
1295
01:35:42,431 --> 01:35:45,365
Look at those kids...
cute.
1296
01:36:18,492 --> 01:36:20,564
Here we go.
1297
01:36:48,123 --> 01:36:52,465
Vincent. Will you take this woman
to be your wife?
1298
01:36:52,538 --> 01:36:55,091
- Yeah. Can I kiss her?
- Not yet.
1299
01:36:55,162 --> 01:36:57,334
- Say "I will."
- I will.
1300
01:36:57,402 --> 01:37:00,784
Edie. Will you take this man
to be your husband?
1301
01:37:02,649 --> 01:37:03,577
I will.
1302
01:37:03,642 --> 01:37:04,983
Vincent and Edie...
1303
01:37:05,050 --> 01:37:09,556
you've made this solemn covenant of
marriage before God and this company.
1304
01:37:09,625 --> 01:37:11,796
Always follow your bliss.
1305
01:37:11,865 --> 01:37:14,069
Always follow what your heart says.
1306
01:37:14,137 --> 01:37:17,682
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1307
01:37:17,752 --> 01:37:19,792
You may kiss the bride.
1308
01:37:31,478 --> 01:37:35,307
At this point. Ladies and gentlemen.
we need a volunteer from the audience.
1309
01:37:35,382 --> 01:37:38,251
- Somebody who will lend us a hand...
- Me. Sit.
1310
01:37:38,326 --> 01:37:40,301
or perhaps his whole body.
1311
01:37:40,373 --> 01:37:43,821
I think we have one here.
How are you. Sir? What's your name?
1312
01:37:43,893 --> 01:37:46,413
Hi. How are you?
1313
01:37:46,485 --> 01:37:48,819
Stan. We're going to ask you
to remove your jacket.
1314
01:37:48,885 --> 01:37:50,773
And Michelle will help you
off with it there.
1315
01:37:50,837 --> 01:37:52,659
Another girl in here?
1316
01:37:52,725 --> 01:37:54,765
Try not to be funnier
than the magician.
1317
01:37:54,837 --> 01:37:57,138
Just lie down.
Make yourself comfortable.
1318
01:37:57,204 --> 01:38:00,172
- We don't have to stay here long.
- I'm fine.
1319
01:38:00,244 --> 01:38:02,830
But I don't want you
to feel uncomfortable.
1320
01:38:02,900 --> 01:38:05,550
Why would I feel uncomfortable?
I'm not if you're not.
1321
01:38:10,036 --> 01:38:11,694
Easy. Boy.
Okay. Here we go.
1322
01:38:11,764 --> 01:38:13,967
- Ready?
- That's good.
1323
01:38:14,036 --> 01:38:16,304
Congratulations on your promotion.
1324
01:38:16,372 --> 01:38:18,827
It agrees with you.
You've never looked more beautiful.
1325
01:38:18,899 --> 01:38:21,387
Thank you.
I've redone the apartment.
1326
01:38:21,459 --> 01:38:24,012
It's sort of postmodern
meets the Jetsons.
1327
01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:26,985
- You should see it sometime.
- I will. I will.
1328
01:38:27,058 --> 01:38:28,749
I'm good now.
1329
01:38:30,419 --> 01:38:31,629
Don't go away.
1330
01:38:34,194 --> 01:38:36,136
- You want a drink?
- No thank you.
1331
01:38:36,210 --> 01:38:38,185
I'm gonna get a drink.
1332
01:38:39,762 --> 01:38:42,860
We're going to show you something
really puzzling.
1333
01:38:48,658 --> 01:38:52,040
- I'm sorry.
- Do you know why I married you?
1334
01:38:52,656 --> 01:38:54,282
My money?
1335
01:38:54,353 --> 01:38:58,379
Your eyes. I thought a man with
your eyes would never hurt a woman.
1336
01:38:59,344 --> 01:39:01,199
Have I?
1337
01:39:04,881 --> 01:39:06,407
Good luck. Larry.
1338
01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:08,847
Thank you.
1339
01:39:17,456 --> 01:39:21,317
What we're going to do is introduce
you to a little friend of mine...
1340
01:39:21,391 --> 01:39:23,082
Sammy the Saw.
1341
01:39:24,303 --> 01:39:27,947
You wanna go home? Good.
Let's talk to Daddy. We'll leave.
1342
01:39:28,015 --> 01:39:30,349
He didn't have that much
to begin with.
1343
01:39:35,278 --> 01:39:37,482
Hold on. Wait.
1344
01:39:37,550 --> 01:39:40,845
You know. I came this close
to having her.
1345
01:39:47,853 --> 01:39:49,544
Ready?
1346
01:39:55,085 --> 01:39:56,940
- That was fantastic.
- But we're not finished yet.
1347
01:39:57,005 --> 01:39:59,492
Put him together later on.
I wanna dance with my wife.
1348
01:39:59,564 --> 01:40:01,419
Give us a waltz.
1349
01:40:36,202 --> 01:40:37,762
They look so sweet.
1350
01:41:08,872 --> 01:41:10,497
Tell your story walking.
1351
01:41:14,119 --> 01:41:15,974
Maria. Would you dance with me?
1352
01:41:16,039 --> 01:41:18,854
- No. She won't.
- Please. Tom.
1353
01:41:21,767 --> 01:41:24,134
Well. Then how 'bout spending
the rest of your life with me?
1354
01:41:24,199 --> 01:41:28,355
- What are you talking about?
- I haven't fought for a long time...
1355
01:41:28,422 --> 01:41:30,626
but if you wanna fight.
I will fight.
1356
01:41:30,694 --> 01:41:32,036
- Please. Please.
- Fine.
1357
01:41:33,574 --> 01:41:35,003
What's going on here?
1358
01:41:35,079 --> 01:41:38,853
I'm trying to make some chicken
salad out of chicken shit here.
1359
01:41:38,918 --> 01:41:41,439
Maria. Everyone is looking.
1360
01:41:42,118 --> 01:41:45,434
Wait a minute. I've kept my part
of the bargain for Chloe's sake.
1361
01:41:45,509 --> 01:41:47,964
Maybe Chloe deserves more
than a bargain.
1362
01:41:49,637 --> 01:41:52,866
You come and get in the car with me
now or I'm leaving you for good.
1363
01:42:08,804 --> 01:42:11,040
Larry Kozinski. I would love
to dance with you.
1364
01:43:01,921 --> 01:43:04,888
- Dance! Please. Everybody dance!
- Dance!
1365
01:43:04,961 --> 01:43:07,448
I'm taking my present back.
1366
01:43:55,933 --> 01:43:57,755
- Come on. Mitch.
- Here we go.
1367
01:43:57,821 --> 01:44:00,373
- Mitch. Come on.
- Come on. Quick. We're gonna leave.
1368
01:44:00,444 --> 01:44:01,873
Come on. Please.
1369
01:44:01,949 --> 01:44:03,956
Come on. Mitch. Hurry up.
1370
01:44:05,373 --> 01:44:08,242
No. Dad.
Dad. Stop it.
1371
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:11,572
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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