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What the fuck are
you doing, Connor?

One of these creatures of all

depending on what doesn't work
for their ancestors of Darwinism,

there's this moth
that looks like bird shit

blending in
its environment.

Why would you
wanna blend in?

So you don't
get eaten.

You know, let's not go to
Tahoe for our honeymoon.

Um, okay. Where
do you wanna go?

I don't know
Let's go crazy!

You now, I wanna get away
from all these people.

Oh, I know.
Let's go to Cancun.

Cancun?

I love you.
You're a genius.

Yo, you're a genius.

We should go.

I can't just
leave him here.

Hey, man. Ooh!
There you go.

Thank you, sir.

You have your life in
the hands of a gentleman.

Oh, boy.

Everybody's talking
about you, Connor.

Not only are you about
to break the time record

for the youngest marriage
in the entire world,

but you're also
really, really tall.

Then really, really
good looking.

Thanks, man.

I wanna be
you, Connor.

Carlos, don't you know how
to balance your liqueur?

You don't always have to be the
drunk guy on the couch every time.

Touche.

What?

Hey, Connor. Hey, man.

Great speech.

Thanks. I'll see you
in the summer?

Yeah. Um...

Thank you for helping
me pass calculus.

Hey, Churchill.
Bakowsky.

Let's go.

So long, suckers. I will
see you in ten years.

Connor?

Connor?
Connor.

Yes. Sorry. Didn't
mean to ignore you.

Hurry up, okay?

Okay.

Crissy, finish
getting ready!

I'm getting married in half an
hour. You're not even dressed.

I'm gonna be late for your
brother's wedding! Funeral.

The damn thing was supposed
to be here 15 minutes ago.

My son is about
to miss his wedding.

You know, that girl that
you wanna call your wife,

hm, she takes
advantage of you.

That may be true, but she also
happens to be the woman of my dreams.

And four years is probably long
enough to know that someone's the one.

Oh, and also I'm
in love with her, so...

Hold a second. Connor,
a big package

Not now, Dad. I'll
take care of it later.

Am I the only one in this
house who does the dishes?

there's actually
a wedding this evening.

They're all dealing with
their own Kate issues.

I can't believe
you're getting married.

I can't believe you and
Kate haven't had sex, yet.

Before I did Berkeley.
You know what that means?

That means 700 horny
college freshmen

lining up to give
sweet, sweet fellatio

to the only valedictorian not
wearing a pocket protector.

Don't know about whole
this wedding generic crap.

Don't get me wrong. It
sounds really romantic

for a six-year
old girl.

I love her, Travis.

It's important for her to
wait until we're married.

Then it's
important to me.

I think that's
what love is.

In theory, that sounds
great, but, uh...

I believe you gotta test
drive a car before you buy it.

Anyway, I'm sure she'll turn
out to be a Ferrari in bed.

The shy, quiet ones
always surprise you.

Mom is pissed. Dad started drinking,
but the limo's finally here.

Oh, you guys
look nice.

It's the point
of no return, bro.

Don't worry. I'll
learn to like the bitch.

We are here today to
celebrate the union of two people

whom I have watched
grow from kids

into responsible
young adults.

Love is a spiritual gift
based on a foundation of trust.

It is trust that will
bind these two hearts.

In the presence of God and family and
friends it is time we move forward.

Wait.

Excuse me, Father. I know this
is a bit untraditional, but...

I would like to, uh, take
a moment to say something

about my
beautiful bride.

It just can't wait.

I can't think
of anything

that I want more than to
share my life with you.

From the first
moment I met you,

I knew that we
were soul mates.

Just this morning
my Mom was commenting

on how special our
relationship is.

Where in the hell
is he going with this?

We have so much to look
forward to in this life.

Finding a house,
finishing school,

raising our
beautiful children.

And exploring all that
life has to offer together.

I have tried
for so long

to find the words to
describe my feelings for you.

An impossible task
until this very moment.

Honey, what
are you doing?

Kate, I have decided

to give our family
and friends a gift.

Everyone, under your
seats is an envelope.

Would you
open it, please?

Under there, Kate, is a
gift I want them all to have.

Travis, here's
one for you.

Oh, shit.

I now know the words
I was looking for.

Fuck you.

And fuck you.

Well, thank you
everyone for coming.

Please, enjoy the rest of your
evening. And the bar's open outside.

I'm off to
my honeymoon.

Thanks again.

I'm sorry, Connor!

Stop it.

Connor, wait.

That was, uh...

Fucked up?

Yeah. Are you okay?

Yes. Yes,
um, amazing.

I feel fantastic.

Is everyone in shock?

That's putting
it mildly.

You made Mom's night.

So, you're leaving?

What are you
gonna do?

I don't know.

I just think it's time
I did stuff for myself.

I need some distance
to give me perspective

or I'll go crazy
if I stay here.

I'll send you
a postcard, okay?

Tell mom and dad
I love them.

I will.

Oh, by the way, it's okay
to hate the bitch now.

What time does
your next time leave?

Well, sir, the
next flight we have leaving

is to Managua,
Nicaragua, in 90 minutes.

That's not anywhere
near Cancun, is it?

Stop!

Stop? Ha,
not in Managua.

Oh, God!

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Senor, senor,
break, break, break!

Where're you from?

Senor, stop. Stop, stop,
stop stop, stop, stop!

Hola?

Okay.

I have no idea of
what you just said.

Fuck.

Oh, God help me.

Hi. Checking out, please.

Thank you very much.
It's a lovely place.

Oh, okay.
Thanks.

Are you sure the room
has running water?

Okay, great.
Uh, gracias.

Hm.

Hey, you must be the American
guy. Welcome to Nicaragua.

Yeah, hi.
Thanks.

Just be very careful
with your valuables

'cause it's really
easy to get robbed here.

You know, a group of us are going
tonight to Marcelo's, so you should come.

Okay.
Yeah, great.

I see you tonight?

Yeah. Bye.

Wow, tourists! That's
an encouraging sign.

Where're you from?

The Netherlands.

The Netherlands? Wow.
That's, uh, that's far.

Hi, I'm Connor.

I'm Vopka.
And this is Sandra.

Hi.

So, how do you
like Managua?

Uh... well, I just
got in last night.

We're gonna go check
out the city. Join us.

Really?

Oh, come on!

All of it.

Fuck.

You know what? Here.

Take the last of it.

Hey, who's
the new guy?

Oh, that's a new
friend. Connor.

Hey.

Hi.

This place is packed.
What's the occasion?

It's Wednesday.

Yeah, um,

Could we have a bottle of Johnnie
Walker black label, please?

No problem.

So, Connor had a stretch of bad luck
today. Someone broke into his room

and took his wallet
and all of his cash.

Which is probably fine. Now I get
to seminar with the gringo way.

I guess that's one way
to mingle with the laicos.

So, where are you
off to next?

Uh, I don't know, actually. Haven't
really thought that far ahead.

If you're planning on spending
more time in Central America,

you should probably
improve your Spanish.

You can tell I
don't speak Spanish?

Well, I speak like
a little tiny bit.

My mom's Bolivian.

Your mom is from there and
you don't speak Spanish?

Ooh, that's sad.

Ooh! It's going
to be a good night.

It's too late.
Somebody already beat you to it.

What else
do you have?

Who's...
Hello.

Hi, Mum.
It's Connor.

Connor! Connor,
are you okay?

Yeah. Everything's great.
I'm safe and sound in Nicaragua.

Are you drunk?

Nicaragua? Wha...
What happened to Mexico?

Shh.

Connor, what's going on?
Are you stupid or what?

Are you doing drugs? Oh, my
God, my son is doing drugs!

Connor.
Hey, buddy.

Sorry for waking
you guys up.

Oh, no, it's fine.
It's all right.

Did I hear right?
Nicaragua?

Couldn't get myself
to go to Cancun.

It was Kate's
idea, anyway.

But it's cool
here, though.

People are great.
The city's beautiful.

I've met some nice
girls from Holland.

Dutch girls?
That's nice.

He's making friends.

What was that?

Uh, a car backfired.

It wasn't a gunshot.

Al right. Don't tell Mom,
but I got robbed today.

You got robbed?

What? He got robbed?
He got rob...

What the
hell are you doing there?

Why did you have
to end up in Nicaragua?

Are you all right?
Are you hurt?

Mom.

Connor, listen
to me now.

Mom, put Dad
back on the phone.

You going to the airport right now.
Get on a plane and come back home.

Are you listening to me?

Connor, when did you start
taking drugs and alcohol, huh?

Where did I go
wrong, Connor?

Where did I go wrong? it was all
your fault.

Connor. Boy, buddy.
Your Mom is just overreacting.

I am not overreacting!
I never overreact!

She never overreacts.
Tell me what happened.

I don't know. I took all my money.
I put it in the mirror in the bathroom.

I guess some locals broke in
and stole it while I was gone.

Then I even managed to get
pickpocketed somehow during the day.

I don't what happened.
I was so damn careful.

They're very crafty
down here.

Dad, I'm thinking
of coming home.

What do you think?

What did he say?

I don't know, Connor. You've never
run away from anything before.

Why start now?

I mean, my advice is go
back and have another drink.

Have another drink?

While I was growing up and
something happened, good or bad,

I just had another beer.

What are you doing
telling your son to drink?

It's a tragic flaw.
No one, Connor.

If you decide to stay, I
can always send you money.

I can wire you money.
I can send it to AMT card.

It's all very flexible.

All right.
Thanks, Dad.

Listen, tell
Mom I'm fine.

Calm her down.
I'm not in drugs, okay?

Yeah, you know
you aren't.

I love you. I'll
call you tomorrow.

I love you, too, son.

Bye, Dad.

Chicky, chicky,
chicky. Chicky!

Where's my room?

Hey, where have
you been?

I have had one of the most
amazing days of my life.

Weeks for that matter.

Where did you go?
We were looking for you all night.

Oh, really? I'm sorry. I just...

Uh... I had
to clear my head.

Listen, we were really
worried about you.

I'm so sorry
you two.

Hey, thank you so much
for today. It was amazing.

One of these days I am gonna
find a way to thank both of you.

There might be a way
you can thank us now.

Gracias.

Did you see this?

Great news out
of the Darien.

"The guerrilla captors
released three Englishmen

who disappeared earlier this year
while trying to cross the jungle."

Do you imagine
a year of captivity?

In Darien? No good. No good.

No good.

That's the easy part.

The hard part is the constant pounding
of the rain during the wet season.

The swamp rot
you get from wet socks

and bugs the size
of my fist.

Christopher Loren.

Connor Layne.

Sorry to interrupt
your conversation,

but kind of sparked
might interest.

Well, seems like every bar I got
to there's a traveler with a story.

What's your story?

Well,

do you see that
lady right there?

That's my beautiful
wife, Darlene.

In three days we're
gonna hike the Darien Gap.

Going for a
world record.

The Darien?
Are you crazy?

Everything I've heard
about the Darien is no good.

Yeah. If we want it safe, we'd
still be back at San Francisco

and I'll still be a broker.

Don't you wanna do something
with your life, Connor?

You gonna hike through
the jungle to make a road?

What about
river crossing?

We'll build a bridge.

Stop it.

We fit as much equipment
as we could into the jeep.

And then if need be, we can stop at this
village on the way with the Kunas and...

Choco tribes.

They'll take us in.

Isn't that gonna
take forever?

Our goal is 388 days.

We definitely couldn't do it alone.
That's why we have help.

A little bit unruly,
but they'll get us through.

We are short one man.

You can come with us. Work
for us. Get there for free.

You can't be serious.

Oh, he is.

I just start
Berkeley in four days.

That's a great school.
Love the big game.

Me, personally took a
year off before college.

I don't know if you've hear of it.
Santa Monica Community?

Great school?

Oh, yeah, amazing.

Seriously though,
we are light one man

and honestly,
you're perfect.

But, you know, if you have the
whole school thing, I understand.

Wait. No.
No, that's crazy.

Thanks for the offer,
but definitely not for me.

But best of luck.

Son 7:00 A. M.
The Bridge of Americas.

Plane leaves promptly.

I said I'm not going.

I know.
I heard you.

Seven A. M.

See you in the morning.

I'm not going!

Uh. Great.
I need a taxi

to the airport
in the morning.

International.

Seven A. M.

Okay.

Okay. Gracias.
Hasta luego.

You were right, baby.

Oooooh!

How big
is the Darien again?

Over 125 miles
of impassable jungle.

Think of it like this. More people
have reached the summit of Mount Everest

than crossed
to the Darien.

Great. That's
good to know.

Don't worry,
Connor. It'll be a walk in a park.

This is the village of Yabiza.

Where the Pan American highway
ends and the jungle begins.

This was a paramilitary
stops to pick up small arms.

So do the guerrillas,
better known as the FARC.

The revolutionary armed
forces of Colombia.

They both own
factions of the jungle.

The problem is,
is that Panama

claims that they own
most of the Darien,

but the Colombians
claim the same thing.

There is a saying. You enter
the Darien by your own hand,

but only God's hand
can bring you out.

I'm fucked.

Mayday!

All right, bro.
This is it.

This is camp.
You ready?

I hope so.

Go with them.

It's a known fact that sex
if better speaking in French.

Just the way it
rolls up the tongue.

Even "I wanna fuck you"
sounds good in French.

Now, say it in Swahili.
I guarantee a slap across the face.

You're pathetic.

Thank you.

You're the new guy.

Yeah. Just fooling
with Chris and Darlene.

Did Chris give you that, uh, "if not
us then who" speech to land you here?

Mm, no.
No speeches.

I guess besides my
battered Visa card

and anticipation of adventure,
I just felt like helping out.

All Americans wanna
be like Indiana Jones.

And judging from his age, he just
wants to piss mommy and daddy off.

Which, uh, trust
me, kid, it will.

Right.

So, anyway.

225 people each year die from
coconuts falling on their heads.

All right. This is everybody.
You've been introduced?

No, not yet.

Long hair Pocahontas
right here.

That's Taylor
"One Ball" Jones.

Yeah. Forget
Don't worry about it.

Over here is Justin.

We call him
"Two Dogs."

"Two Dogs."

Trust me. It's way better what
they first started calling me.

Do you have any idea how

embarrassed they were when
they brought this Canadian chick

and everybody got
calling me "Ass Vomit"?

Carlos is the Spaniard over
here. We call him "Bullet."

And this is Anna.
She'll introduce herself.

I'll be back.

Anna and Bullet.

When Carlos first came here,
he was with his girlfriend.

And that was the name
she screamed out

when she stormed out of the tent
half naked. And never came back.

People here
call me "G-spot."

I'm Connor. Nice to meet you all.

So, what's your game plan
while here in the Darien?

My game plan?

Well, my strategy, I guess, for
chopping through the jungle day after day

is turn myself into a zombie with no other
thought on my mind besides the next step.

With that attitude, you should
become Road Kill in a matter of weeks.

Road Kill?

For starters
is not bad.

Road Kill it is.

Woo! Jesus Christ! What you doing?
Try to burn your way to Colombia?

Yeah, I wish.
Keeps the bugs away.

And the snakes.

And the jaguars,
wild boars,

poisonous tree frogs, vampire
bats, monkeys, etcetera, etcetera.

Don't worry about the boys.
Okay? They'll get used to you.

I'm not worried.

Yeah, you shouldn't be. They're
total practical jokers. You'll see.

I'm really happy
to have you here.

Aw! What the
hell was that?

What's the matter,
Connor? Can't handle a bug bite?

One Ball is out
of his fucking mind.

What's up, boys?

I don't get it.

One day. The fraternity boy's
already playing victim for attention.

All the gringos
are the same shit.

I'm a gringo, Bullet.

Yeah, but you're
a good gringo, Chris.

Why they grow
all fucking gringos?

Mh-mh. No.
You don't call me that.

I didn't come to the jungle
to be a fucking gringo.

Not a gringo.
No gringo.

Oh, okay.

Gringo.

That's a good one.
Nothing so much you can handle.

Thanks, G-spot.

You know, I think I
rather you call me Anna.

I don't know why.
I guess...

I guess you just seem
too innocent, I suppose.

I like Anna.
Fits you better.

You don't really
look like a G-spot.

Not that I would wanna
know what that is, or,

or what it looks like, even.
'Cause I'm sure you have several...

So, where're you from?
Why are you here?

Aw! Fucking
mosquitoes, man!

I swear. It's a fucking
Bermuda Triangle here.

The GPS is acting up again, and we're
still in the civilized part of the jungle.

It always acts up
in the rain, baby.

That's fantastic.
It only rains 365 days.

That's funny?

Yeah, it's a
little funny.

Well, as far as
I could tell,

it's gonna take us about two
months to get to

It's about 26 kilometers
which is 15 miles.

Are you excited?

Yeah.

You seem more nervous
than excited to me.

It's just beca...

It's just because we spent
our entire life's savings.

We start tomorrow.

I know. It's nothing
a jungle sex can't cure.

I have a good idea.
Why don't you come over here

and eat me alive before
the fucking bugs do.

Jesus! Not again!

Oh, my God. Oh, dear,
I don't get it.

Yeah. Come on,
you're too muscular.

This is the
perfect solution.

Goodnight, boys.

You fucking
kidding me?

Hello, girl. Come out and
meet your new roommate.

Sh. Sh.

Let me see.

Oh, my God.

Little Geraldo.

Hey! Road Kill!
Come on, man. Hurry up.

Jesus! How long does it take
you? It's been like ten minutes.

Come on, man. I gotta
take a serious dump.

Road Kill, man, if
you don't hurry up,

I'll come in there and I'm
gonna squeeze it out of you.

When we get back, I swear to God you
better go see a doctor about this, man.

This isn't helping me.

How long does it take
you to squeeze one out?

Good morning.

Hey, you guys got
me good last night.

Very sneaky.

This is our first day.
I think we should take it light.

Maybe do about a quarter
of a mile hiking.

Hey. How did you
sleep last night?

Terrible. Dreamed a tarantula
crawling in my mouth.

I heard you met
Geraldo last night.

Cute, isn't he?
He's our mascot.

That's your mascot?

That hairy, fucking fuck
spider's your mascot?

That sense of humor

Oh, my God.

So, I'm gonna take,
I'll take the lead.

You go after me. And then
you guys stay together.

And you take
the rear.

I'll take the rear.

Let's go!

My legs.
I can't feel my legs.

Every day can't
be that hard.

I'm so tired.

It has to get better.

A spider!

It's so sad when you're
too tired to laugh.

When I first
got here,

I couldn't tell the difference
between a phone that was ringing

and a busy signal.

And the ringing, they
sound like they're busy.

And when they're busy, they
sound like they're ringing.

What's up with that?

Make sure we stay to
the left to this tree.

I just love how everyone defines
a great plight around here.

They define it
by using negatives.

Like you were on
a great flight.

If you didn't crash,
you weren't hijacked

or there weren't wild
animals on the plane.

When the flight's horrible
and you ignore the signs,

I'd let you know
to step off the plane.

I gave the hint when the
insurance machine is sold out.

When the captain asks all the
passenger to chip in for gas.

When the captain yells at the ground
crew to get all the cows off the runway?

When a guy pulls
out a gun on a plane

just demanding
to be let off.

Doing good.

Thanks.

Don't move.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck?
You gonna shoot it from there?

Don't move.
I can't get any fucking closer.

Can we talk about this, please?

Freaking damn snake!

What kinda
snake is that?

Oh, my gut's telling me not to
tell you, but it's a Fer-de-lance.

The world's most
venomous snake.

Credited with more human fatalities
than any other reptile in the world.

Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna be sick.

Looks like you discerned your
first lesson of the Darien, Connor.

Always let someone
else go first.

Okay, babe.

We got about 50 feet
of road for ya.

How are you doing
on the flat tire?

Almost done.
I'm on my way now.

AEO.

And checkmate.

So, boys tell me you're
pretty good at chess.

Well, if by good
you mean undefeated,

yeah, I'm good
at chess.

Mind if I
give it a shot?

Please, be my guest.

Are you homesick?

Nah. It's
strange, though.

I'd be halfway through my
first semester right now.

You know what
they're learning.

You having regrets?

No, not at all.

It's funny to think that I've
learned more in the past nine weeks

than I did all
through high school.

About myself, anyway.

That's good to hear.

Uh, checkmate.

How is this lesson?

Look harmless.
They'll never see you coming.

Looks like I'm
undefeated now.

Enjoy your night.

Go, go, go!

This must be
Devil's Switchback.

I thought the last ridge
was Devil's Switchback?

We've gone two miles
in three weeks?

Fuck!

"Defucking" moralizing.

How worse can
it fucking get?

Devil's Switchback is seven
miles of vertical terrain.

That, which we just walked up,
is a fucking hill.

That can't be right!

There's not a path
to be seen.

I thought we'd find some
kind of path, but nothing.

Can we do
it another way or not?

Everybody stop fucking
bitching, all right?

All set!
Good to go.

You guys thought
the last 20 feet was tough?

You're gonna
love this one.

Lock it up.

It's locked.

Watch out, you guys!

Look like it's
gonna hold?

Oh, that is
just beautiful.

Only 12.9 miles to go.

Now, rinse and repeat
700 times.

I don't know.

What happened?

The clutch is slipping.

Come on!

Bullet, get out of the jeep!
It's not gonna hold.

Get out of the jeep!

Son of a bitch.
Get out of the fucking jeep.

Bullet,
get out of the jeep.

I'm stuck.

Oh, shit!

Connor!

Connor.
Connor!

Guys!
Connor.

Guys, now!

Hi.

Hey.

Welcome back.

Way to go, hero.

You gave us
quite a scare.

How're you
feeling, bro?

The jeep okay?

You have a twin?

Ooh. Yeah.

We are not
screwed, right?

It's hard to say.

The axel's fucked?

Show's over, guys.

Remind me why we're doing this
'cause I'm starting to forget.

You know what we need?

We need a
fucking peptalk.

Two Dogs, throw
our leader a beer.

Come on, we're all working for
food here. Give us your best speech.

Speech.

Speech.
Come on, speech.

I'd say about, I don't know,
eight years ago

I picked up a copy of the
Guinness book of world records.

I stomached through
it and I, uh,

I saw something
that caught my eye.

It was the longest
paper clip chain ever.

It was eight and
a half miles long.

Now we know you're
fucking with us.

No. No, I swear
to God I'm not.

I know it sounds stupid,
but it was, it was memorable.

How about being remembered
as a great father or mother?

I mean, why must something so

extraordinary make
someone more memorable?

No, you're right, Anna.

Being a great father is a much
better way to be remembered.

I can almost promise you that
there will come a day in your life

that will blow you
a fucking away.

It will suck all the
air out of your lungs

and it will
paralyze you.

Two years after
my divorce,

my ex and I would perform
this like routine operation.

Called it "kid drop."

That day, uh, my baby
was crying the whole way

because she had forgotten
her polar bear stuffed animal

at my place,
you know.

I... I was running out of time
because her mother was waiting,

and, and,
and I just...

I couldn't go
back and get it.

So, we get to the
gas station and I, uh,

I hand Julia over
to her mother.

Julia gives me this
really big hug goodbye.

And I, uh, I just didn't really
think anything of it, you know.

I leaned over and gave her
mom a kiss on the cheek.

And then we had this,
like, really awkward glance

that it's like, Jesus
Christ, look at life life now.

So, three miles
from the gas station

a Police chase ensued.

The fugitive driver
ran the intersection.

Hit my wife's Explorer and wrapped
it round a fucking signal light.

They were both
killed instantly.

Just another fucking
ordinary Wednesday.

Only this Wednesday

two people that I loved dearly
were taken from this Earth.

The only thing that
matters in life

is about the people
that you love.

The hugs.
The kisses goodbye.

The actions that we...

we even don't
think about.

This trip reminds me
that I'm still alive,

and that I should
appreciate every moment

that Julia couldn't.

The Darien is for
her immortality.

Every inch that we
go through this jungle

and every fucking
breath I take

is for my angel.

To immortality.

To immortality.

Cheers, baby.

Yeah.

Look out, guys.

Now, like just
one beer.

One beer.

Connor,
will you join us?

They're still tiny.

Hola.

Uh, Two Dogs, can
I borrow the guitar?

Okay, little ninos,

this is what is known
as an oldie but goodie.

# Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows #

# And what's
On the other side #

# Rainbow's are visions #

# But only illusions #

# And rainbows have
Nothing to hide #

# So we've been told And
some choose To believe it #

# But I know they're
Wrong wait and see #

# Someday we'll find it #

# The rainbow connection #

# The lovers The dreamers And me #

# Who said that
Every wish #

# Would be heard
And answered #

# When wished on
The morning star #

# Somebody thought of that #

#And someone
Believed it #

#And look what
It's done so far #

# What's so amazing #

# That keeps us
Star gazing #

# What so we think
We might see #

# Someday we'll find it #

# The rainbow connection #

# The lovers The dreamers And me #

#All of us
Under its spell #

# We know that is
Probably magic #

# I've heard it too many
Times to ignore it #

# There's something that
I'm supposed to be #

# Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection #

# The lovers The dreamers And me #

Hey, Connor. Could you give
me a hand with something?

Yeah, sure.

It's about to rain, and
I need to cover the jeep.

Okay.

I liked
your performance.

It was wonderful.

Thank you.

Unfortunately I only know
two songs on the guitar.

I used to love that
song when I was a kid.

Mm. Then I made
the right choice.

Well, that depends.

What was
the other song?

In The Navy by
The Village People.

Good choice.

Come on, man.

It's bullshit!

What the fuck is so funny?
Who did this shit? I swear to God.

Baby.

Hey, baby!

I'll tell you,
One Ball.

I swear to you, One Ball. If you fucking
did this, I'm gonna beat your ass.

It is impossible
to get off.

Impossible!

Somebody
needs to take it easy!

Oh, get, go!

You thought that
was hilarious, huh?

Except the look on your
face, uh, yeah, kinda.

Please. You really need to
pull off a great practical joke.

I expect that
from One Ball.

But you, Connor,
are better than that.

Really? Well,
wise master,

please, teach your
able pupil the art

of pulling a distinguished
practical joke.

Okay, smartass.

The first thing to pull off
a really good practical joke

is your need
an easy target.

Someone who's oblivious
to the situation.

That's right. You need
a joke that has a set up,

time elapse, and then the person following
through with the entire stupid act.

Not everybody
can pull that off.

They gotta believe what you're saying.
The more ridiculous, the better.

One of those things where
they should've known better,

but they were too stupid
to think it through.

And then when it's done and they
finally realize that it's a joke,

they have that "oh fuck" look
written all over their face.

And the "gotcha"
is the cherry, baby.

Wow, you guys.

I need to keep that
in mind. Thanks.

Yeah, okay.

That's the road
to paradise that way.

Good luck to you.

Do you ever think about
writing a book about all this?

Me? No.

I'm not that creative.

But you seem to be.

Actually, I was thinking maybe after
this I could go to Vegas to be a dancer.

You don't think
I have what it takes?

I think after this fucking trip, you
could be the best dancer in Vegas.

But I think you'd be
a better writer.

I'm not really sure if people
wanna read what I write.

Come on.

an ending, right?

Something with a "gotcha"
or an old fucking man.

I'm pretty sure that Darlene
and I can help you out with that.

I know, and...
What about you, guys?

Us? Shit,
I don't know.

Probably go home
and try find a job.

Thinkin about teaching.

Hopefully travel stuff.

Definitely it'll be
travel stuff.

Hey, you know where
I really wanna go?

Where?

To your mom's
country. Bolivia.

I read a
travel article.

Um, God. Was it
like three years ago?

About the Ulti Geyser there.
Have you ever heard of it?

No.

Apparently, it only
erupts once every 63 years.

Sixty-three years?

Yeah, in an area called
the Salar de Uyuni.

It's supposed to be
spectacular. I mean,

a truly once in
a lifetime event.

Anyway, it's said to
go off on August 22nd.

Hopefully, over
with the expedition

we're gonna
check it out.

Anyway, that's
my dream.

Baby?
Come here.

What?

We talked about
this already.

We can't afford to go
there after this expedition.

It's once in
lifetime, Chris.

What is this?

Yeah, whatever.

The whiskey's
making my toes feel better.

I'm so tired of worrying
how to keep our feet dry.

You really know how
to bring all the romance.

It was a gift.

A big one.

So, there's this
island I read about

just off the coast of
Colombia called San Andres.

Yes, and I'm listening.

I thought we could spend a
week together in paradise.

Then head south to Bolivia to catch the
geyser Chris and Darlene told me about.

Well, my heart tells me
it's a great idea. But...

Maybe you need to
listen to your heart.

What are you doing?

Convincing my woman
that even with swamp rot

I can lead her
in a slow dance.

Who said I'm
your woman?

Anybody want a beer?

I can't wait
to taste a cold one.

Can you say how many warm
beers we've had in 369 days?

Six thousand
eighteen.

It's kinda hard to believe
this is almost over.

What now?

I don't know. I guess we pack
our camp. Fuck off and go home.

That's really depressing.

Why do we have 40 mosquito bites
on one arm and three on the other?

I can explain that about
as well as I can explain

why when you put away a real dirty
piece of clothes in your backpack,

about week later it makes it to the
bottom and all the way to the top

suddenly it's magically clean
again, and doesn't smell bad.

Explain that
to me, Batman.

It does smell.
So you know.

I wonder if anybody is
gonna care we did this.

Guys, wake up.
We have a huge problem.

What?

Guerrillas are down the hill
where the jeep got stuck.

Sh. Keep it quiet.
Hurry up.

So, why exactly are we
running for our lives again?

I guess they'll find us.
They know we're here.

All we need is to stay calm,
be relaxed and it'll be fine.

Six thousand people vanish
each year in Colombia.

These motherfuckers will
take us at a heartbeat.

It's not gonna happen.
Not if I can help out, okay?

I'm gonna go
talk to them.

No, Bullet. Stay here.
I'm gonna go.

With what Spanish?

I'll translate for him.

It's better if we go as a couple.
It's less threatening.

It's fucked up, man.

It's really fucked up.

He wants to know
who owes the jeep.

He says we're lying 'cause
there are no roads in the Darien.

No, no, amigo,
no lying.

He says that he makes the calls.
He's gonna take what he wants.

You want the fucking jeep?
Take the fucking jeep.

No, hey! Doesn't
have to go that way.

He's gonna
kill her, Chris.

Bullet, tell him to drop
it or someone's gonna die.

Okay, okay.
Translate this.

Destroy a government corrupt
against its own people.

And we save thousands
of lives in Colombia.

You wrote that, Commander.

Are you still
saving lives?

How do you
know that?

I read about you
in this book.

You inspired me.

Quite handsome in
your younger days.

Holy shit.
Not bad, Connor.

Yeah.

Can I try it?

Here you are.

I'm not even
going to ask.

Cristina, what time did
you come home last night?

Early. I don't
know. Like, uh...

How about 1:10?
You were ten minutes late.

It's funny!

Ten minutes late
it's not on time.

Okay.

Jesus, Mary
and Joseph.

What's the Darien?

"World record."

That's Connor!

Who's that girl?

Where in the
hell is he?

We, uh, have something
we wanna give you.

Keep going, okay?

Okay.

We love you.

I'm gonna miss
you guys so much.

Promise you'll come and
see us in the States, okay?

We will.
I promise.

Thank you both
for everything.

No goodbyes. Go fuck
yourselves, all right?

That is a speech
I find inspirational.

We did it, gringo.

Thanks, buddy.

It's a pleasure, Connor.

Have a blast.

Well, you ready
for this?

You're in a good mood.

Well, the 48-hour bus
ride from hell is over.

We're about to do
Machu Picchu.

I'm about to turn 20.

I'd say life is
pretty, pretty good.

Twenty?

Oh, my God, what am I doing?
Robbing the cradle?

You're still
such a baby.

You love it.

How old are you?

Older.

Come on. Inquiring
minds want to know.

Older.

Well, that explains that.

What?

All the women
find me attractive.

I don't know
what it is.

It must be because
I'm suave, charming.

Yes, that's it.

And mysterious. A secret
ingredient to a woman's heart.

I know you're thinking
it's tough being me.

And you're
right. It is.

Well, I feel lucky.

Well, then explain,

why the attraction?

There are many reasons.

I'm waiting.

Well, I'm sure
you can be suave

and even passionate at times,
but there are other things, too.

How you don't mind eating rice, fried
chicken and tortillas for breakfast,

lunch and dinner.

How you love to go out
off the beaten track

and go where no roads
exist on the map.

I love how you look at
the world around you.

How you see the
good in people.

And you're not afraid to try
something new and strange.

I love how you can stand back and
laugh at what's happening to you,

no matter how much
you're going through.

I feel safe when
I'm around you.

Especially in your arms.

What scares me
though is

I can't imagine you
not in my life.

Okay, you stud,

why don't you come over here and show
me something suave and passionate.

Oh, that's gonna
leave the mark.

It's so cold.
Hold me close.

Okay.

You know, I'm not
being cute, but FYI.

What's that
supposed to mean?

For your information.
The secret to staying warm

is for both of us
to be totally naked.

Really?

Yeah. It's all about
trapped body heat.

Well, in Prague it's
freezing at night.

I've never heard
of doing that.

No?

It sounds like Prague would have
a lot to gain from my wisdom.

I grew up camping.

Until my mom got sick of
it and made us get a cabin.

That's not the point.
The point is,

is all about keeping my
woman warm and comfortable.

Do you need some help
with your underwear?

It's my birthday.

Thank you.

Yes, I think
you're right.

I can really
feel the heat now.

You know,
in Prague

this is how we say
happy birthday.

Oh.

Maybe tomorrow

we should...

Oh.

How can you not have anyone
waiting for you back home?

I did.
Not any more.

Is that a good thing?

I broke his heart
into many small pieces.

Three months before the
big day, I freaked out.

Victor was
so understanding.

He gave me some money
and told me to travel.

Live a little.
Think things over.

But then one country
led to another,

and to another
and another.

I ended up
in Panama.

Met Chris.

Joined the expedition.

Met you.

And the rest
is history.

For the fist
time in my life

I had despair.

Hey, all done?

So, I was thinking we should start
making a push for the salt flats.

We have five days.
What's wrong?

There's no easy way
how to say this.

You need to go home?

My father is not
doing great.

My family misses
me very much,

and I have so many
loose ends to tie up.

Connor, I'm thinking
about leaving in two days.

Wow.

I don't know
what to say.

Have you ever thought about maybe
checking out Prague or Eastern Europe?

We don't have to talk
about it right now.

We have some time.

So, what are
you hungry for?

Well, I took the liberty
of ordering for both of us.

The Cuzco special.

It's to mass
the taste.

Really?

Were you serious about
me coming to Prague?

Yes, of course!

Okay.

I mean, I'm gonna come
with you to Prague.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm totally serious.

Oh, my God. I am so happy.
Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Just have to send
a few emails

and make a phone call.
Then I'm all yours.

Oh, darling?

I'm gonna take care of all my stuff.
What time does our flight leave?

At 7:00.

I was thinking we could meet at the water
fountain in the plaza at around 5:00.

I'll arrange
for a taxi.

I'm gonna do a little shopping.
Do you need anything?

Uh, no, I'm good.

I'm taking my pack, so just
check out when you leave, okay?

Okay.

Bye.

I love you.

I love you!

Gracias.

Hey. Everything done?

Uh, yeah.
All set.

Great. This place
was so worth the trip.

I'm gonna miss it.

I can't believe you're
coming home with me.

Yeah.

Uh... I have to
tell you something.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. Yeah,
everything's fine.

I just...
I just, listen.

I keep thinking of how people
at home are going to work

or school or
whatever they do.

And how they're
missing out on all this.

I remember looking down at Machu
Picchu during that sun rise,

and it was like heaven and
earth existing all at once.

It's how I feel
about you.

Every time I
hold your hand

or I see you smile

or kiss you,

I feel alive
and at peace.

And then there's this freedom
that comes of being able to wake up

in any of the four corners of
the world that I am addicted to.

The same way I'm addicted
of being with you.

I can't find the words
to describe this feeling.

All I know is that
I'm 20 years old

and my life started the
moment I left home and met you.

But I still
have this...

this biting feeling

that I have so much
left to do for myself.

And if I don't go
and seek that out,

maybe...

maybe I'd end up regretting
it for the rest of my life.

I can't go with
you to Prague.

I'm so sorry.

I understand.

Only doing that maybe
one day we'll meet again.

That will always burn
your heart, Connor.

I love you.

Mastering
the art of travel

is not accomplished
with practice or talent.

No school will give you a bachelor's
degree and not getting shot

while backpacking
through Eastern Africa.

Or avoiding Montezuma's revenge
on your trek through Mexico.

It's a way of life.
Unknown to the majority.

It's almost impossible to
convey to your friends back home

over the course of
a single conversation.

It's more of a feeling.

It's the excitement I experience
the night before a trip.

The high that comes with
booking a one way train ticket

to a place I've
never heard of.

It's the little things
that so often go unnoticed.

I used to think back to
my wedding day and wonder,

how did I get
here? Why me?

And I'd remember all
that I've seen and done.

The friends I've made. The
countries I've called home.

And all the bugs
I've eaten by accident.

Okay. Visa
or Mastercard?

I think back
to all of it.

Then I'd ask myself a
deeper question. Why not me?

Why should I be immune to
the lessons life has to offer?

I think life is all about how
you let the bad days change you.

How much you take
out of the experience.

Maybe it's not
the secrets of life.

That works for me.

I wish I could say that this
came to me in a moment of clarity

on the top of
a mountain somewhere.

Unfortunately I stumbled upon it while
buying countless rounds of whiskey

with the people
I met along the way.

Wow!

Yeah! Awesome!

Yeah!

I made it!

Aw!

Funny how the most prolific
moments of a man's life

can come from the
places he least expect,

and in the small windows of time
when you stop looking for them.

My dad was right.
Just have another beer.

God. This place
is amazing.

I feel like I'm
on a different planet.

You guys missed it.
I saw the Ulti Geyser go off today.

How was it?

It was amazing.

We're actually gonna check
out the geyser tomorrow.

Why? The Ulti Geyser only
goes off once every 60 years.

What are you talking about?

It's like Old Faithful.
It goes off twice a day.

We gotcha.

Fuck!

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