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MAN: Come on, come on.
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Come on.
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Here you are, then. Go on!
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Hello!
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-Before you ask, I'm well. And you?
-Me, too.
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Oh, thank God for that.
I need someone to talk to.
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It's a great old horse
but a rotten conversationalist.
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-It looks hard work.
-It gets you fit.
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-And the horse.
-She was fit already.
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Is it a boy or a girl?
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What's all that?
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Well, there's dandelions,
beech leaves...
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-What do you use them for?
-Well, to eat.
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-You're kidding?
-No.
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They're like cabbage, but softer.
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-May I?
-Well, have a dandelion leaf.
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Not bad.
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You can make a very drinkable liqueur
out of them as well.
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And that one's brooklime,
a sort of watercress.
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Cure the gout with a sprig of mint,
sleep with your feet facing north.
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-You one of those?
-A real old crank in other words!
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I never said anything about old.
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Hello, beauty! Work you hard, does he?
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There you are, you see?
She doesn't even answer.
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MINA: Mushroom omelette
cooked in beech nut oil.
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A little watercress and wild spinach,
some dandelion coffee,
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and a glass of beech noyau.
Now what do you say to that?
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Well, first I'd say where,
then I'd say when?
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(MINA LAUGHS)
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-Do you know Whitecross?
-I've heard of it.
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-Well, it's about four miles down river.
-Down canal.
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-That's three locks.
-As you say.
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-Well, do you mind if I look around?
-No. Help yourself.
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Don't close any hatches
or windows, will you?
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Why? Can't you get enough fresh air?
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-Methyl alcohol.
-Where?
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Oh, in some barrels. Lets off
a heavy vapour. It's highly inflammable.
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And you don't fancy blowing yourself up.
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No, not really.
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We've got our own still,
but we're not so posh.
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We call it wood alcohol.
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Oh, really? We call it CHCOH,
as a matter of fact.
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What else have you got
in this travelling shop?
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Oh, this and that. Grain, spuds,
ironmongery, Wellington boots.
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Where on earth did you get them from?
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Well, we found this old house, see.
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A vicarage it was, with a whacking
great rubber tree planted in the hall!
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-No?
-Sorry!
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Well, how about an abandoned lorry
in a lay-by off what was once the A40
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loaded with boxes and boxes
of brand-new boots?
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-Oh, yes, I'd buy that.
-That's the truth.
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(SIGHS)
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The A40.
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-I love that hat!
-Yes, so do I. Keep your fingers off it.
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By rights it should
be covered in fishhooks.
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Are you a big fisherman?
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I couldn't pull a packet of fish fingers
out of a deep freeze, let alone a canal.
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How about letting us have
some of your wellies?
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-Ah-ah. They are going to Woodkirk.
-How many pairs have you got?
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-Thirty or 40.
-Oh, they'd never miss half a dozen.
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Would they?
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-Well...
-Oh, go on. Be a devil.
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Would you throw in one of your dinners
like you described?
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-For you? Any time.
-Okay, you're on.
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Who knows, you might like it so much,
you decide to stay.
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-Who knows?
-What do your people need?
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Oh, couple of male goats, sugar beet,
some fruit trees, among other things.
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Well, we might be able to help.
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We have lots of dry bracken
for bedding cattle on.
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Who hasn't?
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Meet me tomorrow, then.
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-Who's me?
-Oh! John, John Millen.
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The pigeon is called Powter
and the horse is called Horse.
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I'm Mina with an I, M-I-N-A.
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-How do you do, Mina?
-How do you do?
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Did your husband survive?
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-No.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
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-Were you married?
-No, no.
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Have you been a canal man all your life?
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Oh, good Lord, no! No,
I used to work at Birmingham airport.
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Marshaller. You know, the bloke with
the ear muffs and the ping-pong bats.
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Two years ago, I was as deaf as a post.
Couldn't hear a 747, let alone a thrush.
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Can you let me off here?
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Yes, sure. Chuck us that rope, will you?
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That's right.
Now shove the helm away from you.
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-Right.
-The tiller away from you, that's it.
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That's the way. Hello!
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Oh, lummy, I haven't stopped the horse.
Horse, whoa! Whoa!
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-I must be home before it gets dark.
-Well, it was nice meeting you, Mina.
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-See you tomorrow, John.
-Yeah.
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Four miles, you say?
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It'll probably be after lunch. Some of
those locks are in a terrible state.
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-Oh, that's all right.
-Well, I look forward to seeing you.
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Me, too.
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Hi!
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Painful?
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-And then some.
-Would you like some milk?
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Oh, please.
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-Feeling lonely?
-Very. Thank you.
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I bet you wish you went
with the others now on the salt detail.
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Mmm.
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"For whatsoever a man soweth,
so also shall he reap."
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Well, one thing's for sure.
We shouldn't go short of cabbages.
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No, not if we get some rain.
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(CARRIAGE APPROACHING)
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Whoa!
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Mina, homeward plodding her weary way.
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Ha! Very weary.
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And I warned you before,
it's dangerous hitching lifts.
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-I got news, important news.
-Well, come on. Tell me all about it.
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I was four or five miles down the canal
and I met a man with a barge.
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-A waterbus I suppose you'd call it.
-Well, what fuel was he using?
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You see? You stopped me
before I've even started.
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But that's the sort of thing
I need to know.
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-Horse power.
-What?
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-The sort you lead on a rein.
-Mmm.
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Look, the point is he had 30 or 40
pairs of boots. Wellington boots.
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-Boots?
-Yes.
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-We could do with some of those.
-That's what I told him.
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-And what did he say?
-He's meeting us tomorrow.
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-Trade?
-Yes.
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Clever girl.
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Where did he manage
to get hold of all these boots?
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A lorry in a lay-by.
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-Well, it's true.
-That's a bit of luck.
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As long as they're not all
left feet for four-year-old midgets.
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No.
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Where does he come from,
this boatman of yours?
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Oh, good Lord.
Do you know, I never asked?
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-Doesn't sound like you.
-No, it's true.
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-Mina, you know something?
-Mmm-hmm.
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That is the most suspicious thing
I've heard in weeks.
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You're not frightened?
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-No.
-So why is your lip trembling?
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I'm only teasing.
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Where did you get it?
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Off that new fence, the one Jack put up
before they went away.
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Right, let's have a look.
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Ouch!
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-Sting?
-Yes.
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Good. It's supposed to.
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-Wood alcohol?
-You're not just pretty face.
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Relax. Let your hand go loose.
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Where's my boyfriend?
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-John?
-Who else?
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-Reading.
-Water-Babies?
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No, he finished that.
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-Ouch!
-Voil�.
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Ugh.
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Oh, you can be glad
it wasn't down your thumbnail.
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There we are, miss.
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A week's rest and you'll be able
to play the violin again.
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I can't play the violin.
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Exactly my point, Greg.
The mill, the methane gas project,
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all these things can only happen
when we've got size.
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-More people, bigger division of labour.
-Exactly.
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It's the old industrial argument.
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Only the big companies
could afford research.
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If you don't research,
you don't get big.
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Well, that's all fine and dandy just
as long as staying put and becoming big
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don't become ends in themselves.
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-Oh, is that likely?
-Well, it's possible.
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Something you got to guard against.
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The more fixed you become,
the more reactionary you're gonna...
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-Geriatric and unlimited?
-Yeah.
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No. There'll be kids here soon, Greg.
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Another generation,
the Johns, the Lizzies.
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Yeah, and they'll all be moving on
just as fast as they can,
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like Philip and Judy, unless we make it
as attractive as possible.
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By we, you mean me, don't you, eh?
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-How are your hands?
-My blisters have got blisters.
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Don't get sidetracked.
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You're pulling back, Greg.
Is that what you're trying to say?
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Charles, this whole thing
from the holocaust onwards, it's...
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Well, it's all been a new lease
of life for you.
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So?
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Well, one day, this settlement of yours
is gonna need a new leader.
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-Someone younger.
-You?
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No, no, someone younger,
a different generation entirely.
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I mean, someone for whom,
well, this is the reality.
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Not like you and me, rear-mirror
drivers forever looking backwards.
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So?
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So you gotta make this place
attractive to young people.
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'Cause if you don't, it's gonna end up
like one of those South Coast resorts.
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Just a bunch of pension books.
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-One splinter removed.
-Thanks, Ruth.
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Have you told Charles
about the Wellington boots?
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Yeah, we'll stick a reception committee
down by the canal tomorrow morning.
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Now, not so strong, John.
You'll throw yourself in.
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It's more of a whip action.
Use your wrists more.
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-Did women fish, Greg?
-Only for compliments.
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Well, some did,
but it was mainly a man's sport.
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Mina says there wouldn't have been
any fish in here at all.
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-Not in the old days.
-She's wrong.
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There'd have been
what they call coarse fish,
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bass, perch, bream, carp, even pike.
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Mina showed us a picture of a pike
eating a swan.
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Oh, did she? That was nice of her.
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It was horrid. The pike got hold
of the swan by its head.
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Yes. Lovely, lovely.
It was nice of you to tell me that.
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Did you know that well-hedged land
can support a thousand pairs of birds
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on every thousand acres?
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-Don't you ever stop talking?
-Should I?
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-Well, fish have got ears, you know.
-Haven't got eyelids.
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Well, the way you go yakking on,
you'll never catch one to find out.
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Look!
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That's it.
All right, you two. You know what to do.
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-Can't we stay and watch?
-No, you can't.
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Now, go on.
There's a prize for the first one home.
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-Only a first prize?
-Yes, only a first prize.
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-What is the prize?
-Go on, run.
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JOHN: It's here.
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-What is?
-The boat.
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Right. I'll be right with you.
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-Is Greg there?
-Yes.
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-Mina, the barge is here.
-Already? But he said after lunch.
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Well, it's here. I've seen it.
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-Aren't you coming?
-No.
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I must get some watercress.
Now you run along.
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-Welcome to Whitecross.
-Well, thank you, uncle.
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I'm Jeff Kane,
and my number two is Les Grice.
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Nice to meet you.
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-Looks like we was expected.
-You were.
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-Can we look after your horse for you?
-Oh, my pleasure.
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He don't like me and I don't like him.
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-Well, maybe it's because it's a she.
-Maybe it is.
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Well, can we offer you some hospitality?
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Sounds like a good idea, eh, Les?
Bring on the dancing girls.
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You don't mind
if the kids look around, do you?
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They've never seen
anything like this before.
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Be my guest.
232
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Relax.
233
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,336
The settlement's about
half a mile from here.
234
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,347
Well, like the publican said,
what's another half?
235
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:49,385
-You're going to Woodkirk, I hear.
-Oh, what big ears you've got, uncle.
236
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,983
It's not often a barge drops in on us.
237
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,557
What do you call it?
A barge, a waterbus?
238
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,251
Skylark.
239
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,271
(SNIFFING)
240
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,434
-Smells good.
-Any ideas?
241
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,373
It's not bad, that.
242
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,881
Gale beer.
243
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:23,546
-It's not safe to keep in a bottle.
-What, you mean it might blow up?
244
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,748
Right.
245
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,792
Gale beer,
where have you been all my life?
246
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,386
You can drink it a month after brewing.
247
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,362
Tastes even better
after the first frost.
248
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,399
Like brussel sprouts, eh?
249
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,334
You say gale.
Now, what sort of gale is that?
250
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,337
Sweet gale, it's a sort of shrub.
Was used in brewing long before hops.
251
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:46,968
-Oh, you're a little font of knowledge.
-Not really. This is Mina's province.
252
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,876
-Who's Mina?
-You met her yesterday.
253
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,273
Oh, did we?
254
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,751
Yeah. Well, I'll tell you,
it's been a hectic couple of days.
255
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,822
-Well, would you like to eat now?
-Yeah, now.
256
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,519
Well, no time like the present.
257
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:07,292
(CLEARS THROAT) Right. Well...
Help yourself to some more beer.
258
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,298
I'll be back in a minute.
259
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:13,629
Gale beer.
260
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:20,103
-Can we eat?
-Yes, it's all ready.
261
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:24,080
You know, it's a funny thing, Charlie.
I've seen one of those men before.
262
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,879
-Which one?
-The one with the hat.
263
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,444
-Remember where?
-No, I can't place him.
264
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:36,589
-Who the hell is Mina?
-Mina! You remember Mina.
265
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:40,459
The story of Mina
began in the springtime
266
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:45,229
-Easy, Jeff. Don't push your luck.
-Spoken like a true screw.
267
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,629
A bit of bother coming up
on C wing, is there, Mr Grice?
268
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,936
All those nasty maximum security men.
269
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,737
(TSKING)
270
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,383
Oh, it's a good number, this.
271
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:06,015
Pigs, cows, hens, geese.
Sheds full of equipment. Soap.
272
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:11,495
-Some sort of gas, I reckon.
-You've got eyes like X-ray machines.
273
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,094
Habit. You clock
anything that's nickable.
274
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,035
Yeah, I like the welcome party.
I had another one of those once.
275
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,506
-Welcome home, Jeff Kane.
-Where had you been?
276
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,301
Borstal.
277
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,880
Right, come on, you two.
278
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,214
Behaving like a couple of pirates.
279
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,666
Oh!
280
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,210
Stick 'em up.
281
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,145
Now, John, just take your finger
off that trigger
282
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,513
and point the gun away.
283
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,985
-It's not loaded.
-Never mind that.
284
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,025
Now take your finger off the trigger
and point the gun away.
285
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,827
-That's better.
-It's not loaded.
286
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,123
(GUN FIRES)
287
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,694
It's all right, John. It's all right.
Never mind.
288
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,268
At least you did what you were told,
it's all right.
289
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:27,497
I didn't think anyone else
had any more bullets.
290
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,547
(BELCHES)
291
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,988
Oops! Pardon me.
292
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,428
You done well here, uncle.
293
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,325
Very well.
294
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,128
I haven't even begun.
I haven't even scratched the surface.
295
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,195
"Acres are the best substitute for
ancestry." I don't know who said that.
296
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,467
I think it was you, actually, Charles.
297
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:06,476
Was it? One of my purple moments?
298
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:12,210
Well, gents, I don't like to rush you,
but when do we talk business?
299
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,852
-Have we any business to talk?
-I hope so.
300
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,257
Yeah. Well, like I said,
you're well-briefed.
301
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,621
You are going on to Woodkirk,
aren't you?
302
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,490
So you tell me.
303
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:27,258
Mrs McGregor, Southey Farm, she'll drive
a lot harder bargain than we will.
304
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,960
And we drive
the hardest bargain of the lot.
305
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,364
Well, obviously, I don't want
to interfere with anybody else's...
306
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,407
Oh, obviously not. All white kosher
gentlemen here, aren't we?
307
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,408
Old school tie
on the square and all that.
308
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,637
Jeff.
309
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,808
The voice of my conscience.
310
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,440
Perhaps you should
listen to it more often.
311
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,818
That sounded less than friendly, uncle.
312
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,786
-What would you say, Les?
-Skip it.
313
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,986
Oh, easy-going old Les, famous for it.
314
00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:00,724
Look, why don't we see
if we can come to a deal, hmm?
315
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,333
Sounds all right by me.
316
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,402
Yeah, but it's me that
it has to sound all right by.
317
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:08,573
Well, I understand you want
some goats, male goats.
318
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,732
-What would we want them for?
-Breeding.
319
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,505
No. Not that desperate yet, are we, Les?
320
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,580
-Well, obviously we've been misinformed.
-Obviously.
321
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,242
Sugar beet?
322
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,047
Never touch the stuff.
Now, gale beer, that'd be different.
323
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,315
Well, it's no problem.
324
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:28,950
And you wouldn't have a box of cigars
lying around anywhere, would you?
325
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:32,120
No, I'm sorry. Look, have you got
a shortlist of the stuff that you need?
326
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,131
Oh, surely. Any spare blankets?
327
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,928
Well, we'll have a look for you.
328
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,662
-Binoculars?
-No.
329
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:44,000
-What have we got that you want?
-Well, obviously it's not the alcohol,
330
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,633
we've solved that problem
for ourselves, but...
331
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,645
Well, the Wellington boots, we could
do with about 10 pairs of those.
332
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,477
Oh, I think we could manage that,
don't you?
333
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,914
-Depends.
-Well, if not 10 pairs, then eight, six.
334
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,854
KANE: Yeah, maybe.
Here, can you put us up for the night?
335
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,356
Yes, yes, of course.
336
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,929
-In the tree house?
-Yeah, why not?
337
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:10,125
Yeah, then we can, you know,
take a walk round, see who takes our...
338
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,499
What takes our fancy.
339
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,971
-Well, I think we ought to push off.
-Relax.
340
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,100
-They'll be expecting...
-Oh, a real worry-guts.
341
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:22,408
-I'll be down by the canal later on.
-Yeah, well, help yourself. Ten pair.
342
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:25,972
Thanks. Just a point of interest.
343
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:30,184
How is it you've still got
shotgun ammunition?
344
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,849
Point of interest. How did you know?
345
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,318
A little boy fired a shot.
346
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,294
Well, that should have
taught him something.
347
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,130
(HUMMING)
348
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:01,011
-They'll expect to hear from him.
-What? A quick 30 seconds after 6:00?
349
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,418
You know what I mean. A bloke sails off
with a boatload of goods,
350
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,320
couple of days, they're bound
to start worrying about him.
351
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,688
Wouldn't take you two days, would it?
352
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,058
What you've got to think about
is the months of hard labour,
353
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,655
-the graft, sweat, capital.
-Well, we were lucky, weren't we?
354
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:17,766
John!
355
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,328
Oh.
356
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:24,637
Oh, sorry. I thought you were
John Millen. Where is he?
357
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:28,371
-John?
-Oh, you didn't come with the waterbus?
358
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:33,213
Yeah, we did. Um...
Well, John, see, he had to go back.
359
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,878
-Back?
-Yeah, to the settlement.
360
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,682
Oh, that was sudden.
361
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,724
-Very.
-Yeah, we took over from him.
362
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,349
-Why?
-Why what?
363
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:44,052
Well, why did he have to go back?
364
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,130
-Domestic.
-What does that mean?
365
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:48,426
Well, his woman, see, she was took sick.
366
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,228
GRICE: Yeah, colitis.
367
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,636
Oh, I see.
368
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:55,205
-You know him, do you?
-Yes.
369
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:59,038
-He's a good man, John, eh, Les?
-One of the best.
370
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,979
Did he send any message?
371
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,844
-That depends on who you are, love.
-Mina.
372
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:08,318
Well, didn't he say anything?
373
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:12,287
Yeah, he did. He said...
What was it he said, Les?
374
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,282
Uh, he told you, didn't he?
375
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:20,326
Yeah. He said...
Not to worry and he'd see you next time.
376
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,161
-Next time?
-Yeah, that's right.
377
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,565
-Well, nothing else?
-Sorry.
378
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,433
Well, like you said,
it was all so sudden.
379
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,774
What's wrong?
380
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,704
Why are you wearing his hat?
381
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,550
You got more questions
than a dog got fleas.
382
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:41,208
Why?
383
00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:42,946
GRICE: Oh, they done a swap.
384
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,715
Yeah, that's right.
Exchange is no robbery.
385
00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:47,552
He took my poncho,
I took his hat. Satisfied?
386
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:54,893
You know, this is like kitting out
a foot fetishist's parlour.
387
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,568
-Sorry.
-It's all right.
388
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,671
You know, I used to drink this stuff.
389
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,472
Oh, which? The beer or the wood alcohol?
390
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,307
The beer.
391
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,712
Tweeds, a pipe,
a couple of glasses of bitter,
392
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,511
and hope they wouldn't notice
the dog collar.
393
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,678
-Did it work?
-No, it takes time.
394
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,722
It was like having a horn
in the middle of my forehead
395
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:20,985
and trying to pretend it wasn't there.
396
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,753
Yeah, I'll bet it was.
397
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:26,622
No, you drink that other stuff,
you'd be lucky to survive.
398
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,596
-As strong as that?
-Mmm.
399
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,463
Blinds you then kills you.
400
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,530
-I'll stick to milk.
-Much safer.
401
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:45,214
I'll try, but I don't think
I'm gonna like little Mina.
402
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,581
-So, it was John, eh?
-Yeah. Some say good old John.
403
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,745
And some say nothing at all.
404
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,188
What's that mean?
405
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,793
-It means I think we should go.
-Go!
406
00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,672
(LAUGHING) Pongs, don't it?
407
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:18,510
Yeah, as it rots
it gives off a kind of gas.
408
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:21,881
Hey, could you use it as a sort of fuel?
409
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,784
Don't see why not.
410
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:29,224
Power from that pump, soap, gas and...
411
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:36,158
-This.
-Oh, where'd you get that?
412
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,860
Still waters, huh?
413
00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,645
-Come in.
-You all right?
414
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:57,449
-Hmm.
-Thank you for the watercress.
415
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,753
-Welcome.
-What's wrong?
416
00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:02,121
Nothing.
417
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:06,353
-That waterbus.
-What about it?
418
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:10,161
When I met it yesterday,
there was one man with it, John.
419
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,362
And now there are two.
Two different men.
420
00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:16,406
-Is that all?
-Yes.
421
00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:20,344
Well, there could be
scores of explanations.
422
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:21,843
Why don't you ask them?
423
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:24,108
-I did.
-What did they say?
424
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:27,378
That John's wife,
his woman, was taken ill.
425
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,419
-And they replaced him?
-Yes.
426
00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:31,419
-Sounds credible enough.
-No, he doesn't have a wife.
427
00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:34,616
-He told me.
-Maybe he didn't want you to know.
428
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,028
-Why?
-I don't know.
429
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:42,356
Have you fallen for him?
430
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:47,461
(SCOFFS) Fall! You make it sound
like True Confessions.
431
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:51,000
I... I liked him.
432
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:56,505
-Don't read too much into it, love.
-Hmm, perhaps not.
433
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:02,517
One of them was wearing his hat.
434
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,550
Last Tuesday and Wednesday
I wore your oilskin.
435
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:10,184
No, that was different.
That was because of the storm.
436
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,263
Doesn't alter the fact.
437
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,508
(MEN TALKING)
438
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,469
CHARLES: You see that valley there,
there's the canal.
439
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,553
Whoa!
440
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:42,149
Did those men object to your going
aboard the boat on your own?
441
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:45,923
-Well, if they did, they didn't say so.
-Did you look around?
442
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:47,623
Well, there's not that much
to look round.
443
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,291
Well, could there be
someone else on board?
444
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,197
Well, to be honest,
I didn't look that closely,
445
00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:56,330
but I wouldn't have said so, no.
446
00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:59,341
Like I told you, I met just the one man.
447
00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:01,536
And neither of those two is him?
448
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,138
Well, whoever they are, they've got
a miniature arsenal on board.
449
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:13,383
Come on.
450
00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:22,633
-Wide open.
-Hmm.
451
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:26,295
Begging to be done like those
desirable bijou residences
452
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,202
with everyone sitting, goggling,
with the bedroom window on the latch,
453
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,673
or the back door open for Tiddles.
454
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,542
Hey, was that how you started? Creeping?
455
00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:37,170
It was never this easy.
456
00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,977
-Do you ever get a regular job?
-No, what for?
457
00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,814
I never had no time
for the nine-to-five brigade.
458
00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,684
You see them all streaming home
in their HP jam jars,
459
00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:48,987
with a nodding dog in the back window
and the paper snot rags in the front.
460
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:51,857
Peasants. And now they're all here,
461
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,464
pretending
it's some jolly Outward Bound camp.
462
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:59,059
The Duke of Edinburgh will be popping in
with a few of his awards.
463
00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:01,638
At least villains had something
to rabbit on about.
464
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:05,938
Life had a bit of taste to it,
a bit of colour, tempo and excitement.
465
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,472
Was your old man bent?
466
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,982
So straight you could rule lines
by him, poor sucker.
467
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,985
All he ever really got out of it
was poverty.
468
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,419
Oh, everyone was
stealing themselves blind, not him.
469
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:22,322
There were two straight guys
on the patch, my dad and the vicar.
470
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,952
First job I ever done
was the church silver.
471
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:43,665
I've just been talking
to Ruth about Mina.
472
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,471
-And our visitors.
-You know?
473
00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:50,070
-Yeah, she told me.
-Well, what do you think?
474
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,178
Wouldn't put it past Mina to get hold
of the wrong end of the stick, you know.
475
00:30:59,324 --> 00:31:02,350
Well, I can't say I'm exactly
bowled over by them.
476
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,928
Me neither. Uncle!
477
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,461
Pet swears she's seen
one of them before.
478
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:10,363
-Whereabouts?
-Can't remember.
479
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:12,993
Point is, we want those boots, and
secondly, is it any of our business?
480
00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:15,629
Yeah, and thirdly,
is there any truth in it?
481
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,410
Well, let them find something they want,
agree to terms and get shot of them.
482
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,842
I just hope it's all as simple as that.
483
00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:25,780
-Negotiate from strength.
-What strength?
484
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:27,885
We've already got the boots.
485
00:31:56,381 --> 00:32:00,784
(SIGHING) It's enough to put you off
mutton for the rest of your life.
486
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,910
And washing.
487
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:05,512
-Ah, another pair of hands.
-Those two men.
488
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:09,383
-Kane and Grice?
-Kane! That's his name.
489
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:11,927
-What about him?
-I told you his face was familiar.
490
00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,362
-Have you met him before?
-Not met him, no.
491
00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:15,989
Come across him is
a better way of putting it.
492
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,761
Oh, come on. Don't keep us in suspense.
493
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:21,896
My father was on jury service, it would
be about three years ago now, I suppose.
494
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,531
Turned out to be a big trial,
Crown Court and all that.
495
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:27,304
It was armed robbery
for platinum and scrap gold.
496
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:30,414
-So?
-A security guard was killed.
497
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:34,281
-Kane was one of the accused.
-Are you sure?
498
00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,444
We followed the trial every day at home
in the newspaper.
499
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:40,217
All the photos were in the papers.
Kane got a life sentence.
500
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:44,722
-What are we to do?
-Get shot of them.
501
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,874
-Where's Ruth gone, then?
-PET: To see the baby.
502
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,351
-Has she got a kid?
-GREG: The baby's mine.
503
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:13,548
-Oh, good for you, uncle.
-Its mother is away at the moment.
504
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,125
Oh, that's nice.
505
00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:17,956
Some of us go away to get salt
from time to time.
506
00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:21,156
There's a place about 120 miles north
of here. We get through a lot of it.
507
00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,597
Put it on birds' tails, do you?
508
00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:37,743
-Careful, I might shrink.
-I found him.
509
00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:39,474
-Who?
-John Millen.
510
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:42,781
-Oh, did you? How is the old boy?
-He's dead.
511
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,683
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
512
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,515
That was sticking in his back!
513
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,017
Ugly!
514
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,357
I noticed that the sheath
on your belt is empty.
515
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:54,931
I never saw that knife
before in my life.
516
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,261
Perhaps you'd like to see if it fits.
517
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:58,198
-I lost my knife months ago, right, Les?
-Right.
518
00:33:58,302 --> 00:33:59,428
See if it fits.
519
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:02,438
-Most of these knives are the same size.
-Try it.
520
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,734
-Not at the moment, thank you, Duchess.
-You killed him.
521
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,073
You want to be more careful,
going around accusing people,
522
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:12,638
-it's not nice.
-And after that you stole the waterbus.
523
00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:21,580
Thank you all for your hospitality.
Good night.
524
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,055
CHARLES: Greg!
PET: Mina!
525
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,996
If you can't look after her...
526
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:33,567
Well, I will.
527
00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:42,676
-He's a murderer!
-Just take it easy, Mina.
528
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,714
Let's talk it over.
529
00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:47,678
Talk?
530
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,086
(SOBBING)
531
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:00,856
What is there to talk about?
532
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:13,704
Here, pull that ladder up.
I don't fancy waking with me throat cut.
533
00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:27,948
-There's no pulling that off, is there?
-Only one way.
534
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:31,927
-Look, why don't we just go?
-Now? It's starting to rain.
535
00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:33,724
When it stops.
536
00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:36,664
-Look, I'm no good without my shuteye.
-Oh, come on.
537
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,497
No, I need a good solid eight hours.
538
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,239
Here, warm your gut.
539
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:49,473
No one tells me when to go,
when to come, when to slop out, nobody.
540
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,275
Now, that's finished.
541
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:58,512
-Why can't we just get shot of them?
-Offload them onto someone else?
542
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,023
Can't do that. We owe it
to the other settlements.
543
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,753
But what happens to the people here,
the children,
544
00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:05,328
if anything happens to you and Greg?
545
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:06,919
What happens if we're a soft touch
546
00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:09,625
for every thug
with a hatchet or a shotgun?
547
00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:10,961
I don't know.
548
00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:14,765
But I do know that violence breeds
violence, it never solved anything.
549
00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,840
Well, you just give us an alternative.
550
00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:20,001
I don't care how you do it,
but get them out of there.
551
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:22,306
-It's Paul's house.
-Those two men have guns.
552
00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:23,936
-CHARLES: So have we.
-But no ammunition.
553
00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:25,480
They don't know that.
554
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:30,518
What's wrong with going down to the
canal tonight and taking all of theirs?
555
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,885
(RATTLING)
556
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,360
-What's up?
-Shh, I heard something.
557
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:53,809
-Rain.
-Sounded more like horse and cart.
558
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,539
-Where are you going?
-To get some insurance.
559
00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:59,912
-What do you mean, insurance?
-Shut up and come on.
560
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:09,482
LEWIS: Wait!
561
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,388
-CHARLES: What's wrong?
-Let me do this.
562
00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,227
-Do what?
-This is something that I should do.
563
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:19,234
Let's try the peaceful approach.
Let me be the mediator.
564
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,103
What is there to lose?
565
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,175
I'm no great shakes with the hoe,
I'm not an engineer
566
00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:29,269
and I can't take an appendix out.
Maybe they'll trust me.
567
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:33,973
All right.
568
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,313
Well, anything's better than a gunfight.
569
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,787
-Sometimes.
-What can I tell them?
570
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:44,952
Tell them they can go on their way,
but without the waterbus.
571
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:47,394
You can tell them that there'll
be no lynch mobs or anything like it.
572
00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:49,728
-I never thought there would be.
-Yeah, but they might.
573
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,028
Good point.
574
00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:54,194
You can also tell them they can make
a start by throwing out their guns.
575
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:57,706
-'Cause we've got all their ammunition.
-Right.
576
00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,868
Shouldn't you have
a white flag or something?
577
00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:02,411
Won't this do?
578
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,646
-Good luck.
-Thank you.
579
00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,261
KANE: That's close enough.
580
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:38,540
Well, my old friend the chaplain,
known to one and all as Holy Joe.
581
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:42,278
What is it, then?
Bit of communal hymn singing?
582
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,720
-I want you to throw down your guns.
-Oh, the man of peace.
583
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:49,759
"Who's for Jesus?"
That's what we used to say.
584
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:51,623
When you've done that,
you can go in peace.
585
00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,696
Cut it out, will you?
586
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,766
-I can help you.
-Help?
587
00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:00,428
All my life people have been helping me.
588
00:39:00,571 --> 00:39:06,840
Schoolteachers, social workers,
magistrates, psycho-analogists,
589
00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:11,108
probation officers, prison officers,
every sort of officer. You're a pain!
590
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:14,274
The whole lot of you, a pain!
591
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,655
Please, no harm will come to you.
I give you my word.
592
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,782
No, I'll tell you what you'll give me.
593
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:25,794
Two saddled horses
at the foot of this ladder, 10 minutes.
594
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:31,392
-No, I'm sorry.
-If not, the girl dies.
595
00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:38,470
-Ten minutes. The boy, too.
-What girl? What boy?
596
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,706
-Lizzie and John.
-You're bluffing.
597
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,490
That leaves you nine minutes.
598
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,630
Do you want more proof?
599
00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:58,316
Only a few seconds to spare, uncle.
600
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:14,798
Now go back.
601
00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:29,314
Now, any tricks, you got
two dead kids on your hands.
602
00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:37,560
Just do as they say, kids.
603
00:42:27,611 --> 00:42:30,273
GRICE: Come on, come on.
604
00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:33,111
Come on now. Come on.
605
00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,278
Carry on.
606
00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:42,420
Go on, get moving.
Come on, that's a boy.
607
00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:02,809
What are they up to?
608
00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:08,010
Grice is either bone tired or drunk.
609
00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:12,054
-What about the kids?
-There's no sign of them.
610
00:43:35,713 --> 00:43:39,740
Cover him up. We'll move him later.
611
00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:53,393
What's that?
612
00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:56,598
Wood alcohol.
613
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,828
I only hope they drank it.
614
00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:23,625
-Les! Les!
-What?
615
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,889
-Are you all right?
-What do you mean?
616
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,365
How do you feel?
What do you think I mean?
617
00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:35,529
-Now you ask, I feel lousy.
-Just describe it.
618
00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:39,598
Oh, I don't know.
Like when I had sunstroke once.
619
00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:42,842
Pull us into the side.
620
00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:47,210
-Huh?
-Pull us in!
621
00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:54,756
Whoa, whoa.
622
00:44:56,427 --> 00:45:02,627
Les, look, I can't focus.
It's like a fog. I can't see you.
623
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:06,930
-You've banged your nut?
-I can't see, I'm going blind.
624
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,595
Take it easy.
625
00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:15,908
(SLURRING) Get some water
on the back of your head.
626
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,520
All the nerve centres are
at the back of the head.
627
00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:29,520
Any better?
628
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:37,558
Oh, oh, my God!
629
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,743
-Les, don't leave me!
-Damn kids.
630
00:45:56,887 --> 00:46:00,288
No, never mind. Get me inside.
I'll feel better if I lie down.
631
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:02,585
-Come on.
-And get me some light!
632
00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:11,334
-What happened?
-One man's sick.
633
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:14,165
-He says he's going blind.
-Blind?
634
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:15,636
-Have they been drinking?
-Yes.
635
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,263
-Out of a bottle?
-Yes.
636
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:19,370
Wood alcohol.
637
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:29,008
What happened?
638
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:32,317
How? What caused it?
639
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:35,982
Good old wood alcohol.
640
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:42,624
MINA: White berries. See?
641
00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:47,032
And this unusual stem, with its roots
under the bark of another tree,
642
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:49,401
so it seems sort of hanging.
643
00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:52,066
Now, does anybody know what it is?
Yes, John.
644
00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:55,201
-It's mistletoe.
-Good boy.
645
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:58,873
The mistletoe seeds are carried
by a bird's beak.
646
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:03,112
When it cleans the beak,
the seeds get lodged inside the bark,
647
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:06,051
usually an apple or a poplar tree.
648
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,523
The mistletoe is
what we call a parasite.
649
00:47:09,626 --> 00:47:11,594
What's a parasite?
650
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:20,026
A parasite is something or somebody
that lives off or preys on
651
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:23,139
-somebody or something else.
-JOHN: Is it poisonous?
652
00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:28,475
-I beg your pardon?
-I said, was it poisonous?
653
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:34,009
Yes. It's poisonous.
654
00:47:36,086 --> 00:47:40,489
Oh, well. Shall we stop now?
And later we can have a quiz
655
00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:43,992
on all the other poisonous berries
and fruits. All right?
656
00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:29,533
I love that hat.
657
00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:33,174
JOHN: Should really be coveredin fishhooks.
658
00:48:33,224 --> 00:48:37,774
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