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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,777 --> 00:01:30,377 But you've been feeling so much better. 2 00:01:30,377 --> 00:01:31,577 I know. 3 00:01:31,578 --> 00:01:34,684 So why do you wanna stop taking your medication? 4 00:01:34,682 --> 00:01:37,283 I don't know. I'm just not having any fun anymore. 5 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,382 It's like I'm missing out. 6 00:01:39,677 --> 00:01:42,677 Well, what do you miss, specifically? 7 00:01:43,077 --> 00:01:45,477 Specifically? 8 00:01:45,677 --> 00:01:50,177 Promiscuity, hallucinogens, and self-mutilation. 9 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,077 I see. 10 00:01:52,077 --> 00:01:54,177 Well, here's the thing, 11 00:01:54,177 --> 00:01:57,177 You've actually made a lot of progress. 12 00:01:57,177 --> 00:01:58,977 Remember we talked about keeping things simple 13 00:01:58,977 --> 00:02:03,377 and not complicating your life when you don't have to? 14 00:02:03,477 --> 00:02:06,177 Fine. I'll just leave, then. 15 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,977 Sure would be easier than staying together. 16 00:02:08,977 --> 00:02:11,277 Ok, that's not what I meant by keeping things simple. 17 00:02:11,277 --> 00:02:14,077 But he knows that every time he cracks a knuckle, 18 00:02:14,077 --> 00:02:17,777 it's like biting down on a piece of foil for me. 19 00:02:17,777 --> 00:02:20,177 I swear, my stomach gets into a knot, 20 00:02:20,177 --> 00:02:22,877 and I wanna hurt him. 21 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:25,277 I hate that sound. 22 00:02:25,277 --> 00:02:27,277 Well, what does he do when you ask him to stop? 23 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,677 I've never asked him. I mean... 24 00:02:29,677 --> 00:02:31,277 Ok 25 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:34,077 Well, how would feel about saying something like, 26 00:02:34,077 --> 00:02:36,677 "honey, could you please stop cracking your knuckles?" 27 00:02:36,677 --> 00:02:37,977 "It makes me nuts." 28 00:02:37,977 --> 00:02:41,677 "I don't know why it makes me nuts, I wish it didn't, but it does." 29 00:02:41,677 --> 00:02:42,277 Like that? 30 00:02:42,277 --> 00:02:44,077 Well, in your own words. 31 00:02:44,077 --> 00:02:47,977 And nicely, Monique, with no anger. 32 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:51,377 Don't scream it at him! 33 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:54,677 What? 34 00:02:54,677 --> 00:02:56,377 You were falling asleep. 35 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,377 Really? 36 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:02,077 I swear, it's getting worse. 37 00:03:02,077 --> 00:03:04,577 I used to just fall asleep, 38 00:03:04,577 --> 00:03:08,677 and now I'm breaking into hysterical laughter and falling flat on my face. 39 00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:10,777 It's a tough one. 40 00:03:10,777 --> 00:03:14,477 I'm sleeping through my life. 41 00:03:16,177 --> 00:03:18,977 I'm afraid we have to stop. 42 00:03:20,277 --> 00:03:22,677 Same time next week, ok? 43 00:03:22,677 --> 00:03:24,677 Until then, don't drive. 44 00:03:24,677 --> 00:03:27,977 Well, I keep the windows rolled down, the radio loud. 45 00:03:27,977 --> 00:03:29,677 No driving, Norma. 46 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,577 And I want you to try ritalin. 47 00:03:31,577 --> 00:03:32,377 Ritalin? 48 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:35,777 Let's do 2 after breakfast and 2 after lunch, ok? 49 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:38,777 Well, I'm not hyperactive, Dr. Huffstodt. 50 00:03:38,777 --> 00:03:42,077 You're not active at all. That's part of the problem. 51 00:03:42,177 --> 00:03:47,477 Sue, ritalin, 10 milligrams, 4 Q.I.D., As directed. 52 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,177 And Karen has your new insurance forms. 53 00:03:50,177 --> 00:03:51,877 I'm off to lunch with Russell. 54 00:03:51,877 --> 00:03:52,977 Come right here, dear. 55 00:03:52,977 --> 00:03:55,677 I highlighted it for you by the purple "X." 56 00:03:55,677 --> 00:03:57,677 You have a 2:00. 57 00:03:57,677 --> 00:03:59,677 - See you next week, Norma. - Yeah. 58 00:03:59,677 --> 00:04:03,977 And here is the balance you owe. 59 00:04:12,677 --> 00:04:15,277 Honey, wake up. 60 00:04:15,277 --> 00:04:19,877 You know I can't bend over. Now come on...wake up. 61 00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:23,277 Oh, shoot. 62 00:04:33,077 --> 00:04:36,177 Well, so tell her not to come, honey. 63 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,077 You want me to uninvite your mother? 64 00:04:39,077 --> 00:04:40,377 Sure. 65 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:43,677 No, you had your chance to do that 3 years ago, 66 00:04:43,677 --> 00:04:46,177 and you caved when she bribed you with the house. 67 00:04:46,177 --> 00:04:48,677 You love that house more than I do. 68 00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:51,177 I think I'll make pork chops for dinner tonight. 69 00:04:51,177 --> 00:04:52,877 Your mother hates pork. 70 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:57,777 Hey, I could bring home a bong or a hash pipe. 71 00:04:57,777 --> 00:04:59,777 I wonder if Martha Stewart makes hash pipes. 72 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,577 She'd make a fortune. 73 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:05,877 She could run a mail-order business out of her cell. 74 00:05:05,877 --> 00:05:08,077 Can you imagine your mother stoned? 75 00:05:08,077 --> 00:05:09,777 I'd rather not. 76 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,477 Hey! 77 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,677 What? 78 00:05:13,677 --> 00:05:15,677 The bong-maker checked me out. 79 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:17,977 Pig. Where are you, anyway? 80 00:05:17,977 --> 00:05:18,977 Santa Monica art fair. 81 00:05:18,977 --> 00:05:19,977 Bong shopping? 82 00:05:19,977 --> 00:05:23,977 No. No, I was hoping I could find a portrait artist. 83 00:05:23,977 --> 00:05:26,977 A client of mine is throwing a party for her top salespeople. 84 00:05:26,977 --> 00:05:29,977 Wants to call it "winners hall of fame" or something like that. 85 00:05:29,977 --> 00:05:30,777 Yes, ma'am. 86 00:05:30,777 --> 00:05:32,777 I will see you at 7:00? 87 00:05:32,777 --> 00:05:34,777 Huff? Huff? 88 00:05:34,777 --> 00:05:37,077 Yeah. 7:00, 7:00, 7:00. 89 00:05:37,077 --> 00:05:39,877 Put out that cigarette. 90 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,477 E's claiming sexual harassment. 91 00:05:46,477 --> 00:05:47,577 I thought you said he never touched her? 92 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:49,977 Exactly. She's suing because she wasn't harassed. 93 00:05:49,977 --> 00:05:51,077 You're joking, right? 94 00:05:51,077 --> 00:05:54,877 Fuck, no. It's actually sexual discrimination, pure and simple. 95 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:58,677 Look, all the chicks in this office get their titties gawked 96 00:05:58,677 --> 00:06:00,077 and their asses pinched, 97 00:06:00,077 --> 00:06:03,377 and then, to shut 'em up, they get a raise or some stupid promotion. 98 00:06:03,377 --> 00:06:04,577 That's sexual harassment. 99 00:06:04,577 --> 00:06:07,177 No! That's "setting the office standard," 100 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:10,477 which means that this behavior has become accepted practice 101 00:06:10,477 --> 00:06:12,277 in the culture of this office. 102 00:06:12,277 --> 00:06:17,177 So, when my client, a delicious little redhead with no neck, 103 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,977 doesn't get tweaked and then doesn't get a promotion, 104 00:06:19,977 --> 00:06:22,577 it's sexual discrimination in reverse...sort of. 105 00:06:22,577 --> 00:06:23,977 Happs all the time, 106 00:06:23,977 --> 00:06:26,077 Well, maybe not all the time, but there's precedent. 107 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:27,977 Could I get some olives, please? 108 00:06:28,177 --> 00:06:29,477 Never should have fired her. 109 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:30,077 Yes, he should've. 110 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:30,777 Why should he fire her? 111 00:06:30,777 --> 00:06:31,777 Because she's nuts. 112 00:06:31,777 --> 00:06:32,977 She's not nuts. 113 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:33,677 Yes, she is. 114 00:06:33,677 --> 00:06:38,277 It's funny that you say that she's nuts, because, truthfully, 115 00:06:38,277 --> 00:06:43,177 I desperately need you to testify in court for me that she's not. 116 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,377 Please? 117 00:06:44,377 --> 00:06:44,777 No. 118 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:46,277 Please? I never say "please." 119 00:06:46,277 --> 00:06:47,277 No. 120 00:06:47,277 --> 00:06:48,077 As a favor. 121 00:06:48,077 --> 00:06:48,677 No. 122 00:06:48,677 --> 00:06:49,377 Fee involved. 123 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:50,377 I don't care. 124 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:51,677 Substantial fee? 125 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,077 I just told you I think she's crazy. 126 00:06:53,077 --> 00:06:55,277 You want me to testify under oath that she's not? 127 00:06:55,277 --> 00:06:57,277 Oath is archaic. Means very little these days. 128 00:06:57,277 --> 00:06:58,777 - Jesus. - Come on. 129 00:06:58,777 --> 00:07:00,477 Toss her a little jigsaw puzzle 130 00:07:00,477 --> 00:07:03,677 and then testify that she's highly intelligent and functional, 131 00:07:03,677 --> 00:07:04,677 which, by the way, she is. 132 00:07:04,677 --> 00:07:06,777 Apart from the fact that she doesn't have a neck. 133 00:07:06,777 --> 00:07:07,777 She has a neck. 134 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:11,177 She just hides it, that's all. 135 00:07:11,177 --> 00:07:13,077 Well, based on what you've told me, 136 00:07:13,078 --> 00:07:17,084 like the time she used a stapler to try to turn her boss into Jesus Christ, 137 00:07:17,082 --> 00:07:19,783 I'd say she has some very deep-rooted rage issues that 138 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,382 don't have shit to do with sexual harassment. 139 00:07:21,377 --> 00:07:22,977 Doesn't mean she's crazy. 140 00:07:22,977 --> 00:07:27,877 Come on, one psychological evaluation in exchange for a substantial fee 141 00:07:27,877 --> 00:07:28,977 and free legal services. 142 00:07:28,977 --> 00:07:30,277 I don't need any free legal services. 143 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:32,777 Maybe not today, but life is long. 144 00:07:34,377 --> 00:07:35,877 What kind of fee are we talking about? 145 00:07:35,877 --> 00:07:37,177 Several hundred thousand dollars. 146 00:07:37,177 --> 00:07:37,677 Really? 147 00:07:37,677 --> 00:07:39,377 No. 148 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,777 Hello. Yeah. 149 00:07:43,777 --> 00:07:47,777 Well, shit, Karen, he can't do that. 150 00:07:47,777 --> 00:07:48,477 What the hell. Fill it up. 151 00:07:48,477 --> 00:07:50,177 Ok. No, it's ok. 152 00:07:50,177 --> 00:07:53,277 Put him in my office, but tell him I only have 15 minutes, ok? 153 00:07:53,277 --> 00:07:54,777 I have a 2:00. 154 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:58,277 Ok, bye. 155 00:07:58,777 --> 00:07:59,877 I have to go. 156 00:07:59,877 --> 00:08:01,377 We're having a nice little lunch here. 157 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:05,377 A patient of mine came out to his parents, and his dad threatened to kill him. 158 00:08:05,377 --> 00:08:06,577 Sit down. 159 00:08:06,577 --> 00:08:08,677 He's not gonna kill him during our lunch. 160 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:11,377 I know, but his father's not my patient, he is. 161 00:08:11,377 --> 00:08:12,577 What do I, uh... 162 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:13,677 Forget it. Put it away. 163 00:08:13,677 --> 00:08:15,977 Just remember my little proposition. 164 00:08:15,977 --> 00:08:16,977 Think about that, all right? 165 00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:18,577 Ok. I'm sorry. 166 00:08:20,677 --> 00:08:22,977 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 167 00:08:22,977 --> 00:08:24,677 Could I have a minute of your time? 168 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,477 - Oh, I don't have -- - You don't have a minute? 169 00:08:26,477 --> 00:08:27,177 No$, I really don't. 170 00:08:27,177 --> 00:08:28,677 Please, mister, I don't want to bother you, but-- 171 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,077 Ok, ok. Here, here. 5. 172 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,877 No, no. I don't want your money. 173 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:33,577 You don't? 174 00:08:33,577 --> 00:08:35,477 I told you, just your time. 175 00:08:35,477 --> 00:08:37,477 You see, I'm a musician. 176 00:08:37,477 --> 00:08:39,777 I'm from Hungary, and I've written a symphony, 177 00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:42,077 and my wife and my children are still in Budapest. 178 00:08:42,077 --> 00:08:45,477 I have 4 children, and I have not talked to them in a very long time. 179 00:08:45,477 --> 00:08:47,177 Right, and you stopped me because... 180 00:08:47,177 --> 00:08:50,077 because I need a phone card. 181 00:08:50,077 --> 00:08:54,077 One of those plastic telephone things that I see the people buy at the 7-eleven. 182 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,477 I have to talk to my wife. 183 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:57,177 You don't want money, but you want a phone card. 184 00:08:57,177 --> 00:08:57,877 Yes, that's right. 185 00:08:57,877 --> 00:08:59,277 Yeah, but a phone card costs money. 186 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,677 Yes, I know. 187 00:09:00,677 --> 00:09:03,277 Nice car. How about... 188 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:06,177 Ok, would a 20 buy you the phone card? 189 00:09:06,177 --> 00:09:08,377 With the 5, yes. 190 00:09:09,377 --> 00:09:12,677 Ok, ok. Here. Here's $25, ok? 191 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,177 Thank you very much. 192 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,177 Thank you very, very much. 193 00:09:15,177 --> 00:09:17,077 - Call home. - Yeah. 194 00:09:22,377 --> 00:09:24,577 Hey.... 195 00:09:24,577 --> 00:09:26,677 When's the last time you ate? 196 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:28,877 Full meal or trash-can doughnut? 197 00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,277 Full meal. 198 00:09:30,577 --> 00:09:32,277 3 days. 199 00:09:32,277 --> 00:09:35,077 All right, look. My wife is making pork chops for dinner. 200 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:37,277 If you like, you can come back to our place 201 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,977 and grab a shower and some fresh clothes. 202 00:09:43,077 --> 00:09:44,677 Would you like that? 203 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:46,877 Sure. 204 00:09:47,277 --> 00:09:48,777 Hey! 205 00:09:54,477 --> 00:09:56,077 Sorry. Sorry. 206 00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:03,077 Hey, is he here? 207 00:10:03,077 --> 00:10:04,377 I told him you only had 15 minutes. 208 00:10:04,377 --> 00:10:06,277 Good. Thank you. 209 00:10:07,577 --> 00:10:08,777 Are you Dr. Huffstodt? 210 00:10:08,777 --> 00:10:10,177 Yes. 211 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,877 I'm Eric Harston. 212 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:12,577 Hi. 213 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:16,377 I've never done this before, and I'm pretty nervous. 214 00:10:16,377 --> 00:10:18,777 Listen, there's nothing to be nervous about, I promise. 215 00:10:18,777 --> 00:10:20,477 We can talk about it in your session, ok? 216 00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:22,277 I won't be long. 217 00:10:31,877 --> 00:10:32,819 It was awful, man. 218 00:10:32,819 --> 00:10:35,177 It didn't go anything like we talked about. 219 00:10:35,277 --> 00:10:36,877 Tell me. 220 00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:45,377 I told 'em I had to talk to them, you know, that it was important, 221 00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:52,477 and dad said maybe after they got back from the club, and I said, "no," 222 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:57,377 you know, because... because that might be too late. 223 00:10:57,377 --> 00:10:58,277 So what happened? 224 00:10:58,277 --> 00:11:02,777 Mom asked me what could possibly be so important it couldn't just wait 225 00:11:02,877 --> 00:11:06,977 and I just, you know, I just said it. I said, "I'm gay." 226 00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:08,677 Good. 227 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:11,777 There was this really weird silence, 228 00:11:11,777 --> 00:11:14,777 you know, like for the first time in their lives, 229 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:18,877 they didn't... didn't know what to say, 230 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,777 and, um, you know, which was kind of cool, 231 00:11:20,777 --> 00:11:24,977 you know, 'cause it was my silence, 232 00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:28,277 you know, even though it only lasted for a couple seconds 233 00:11:28,277 --> 00:11:32,277 before dad called me a little son of a bitch, 234 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:35,477 and mom slapped me and started crying. 235 00:11:35,577 --> 00:11:37,977 Took her, what, 5 seconds to make it about herself? 236 00:11:37,977 --> 00:11:41,577 Yeah. And she got real pinched up and demanded I tell her 237 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,177 what she'd done wrong. 238 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:50,777 You know, she looked at me, and she goes, "you tell me." 239 00:11:56,477 --> 00:11:58,277 I'm gonna throw up, man. 240 00:11:58,377 --> 00:12:00,377 Just breathe. 241 00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:02,377 This is all really good. 242 00:12:05,377 --> 00:12:10,177 So I told her, you know. I said--I said, 243 00:12:10,277 --> 00:12:13,177 you know, tweaking my penis between her fingers 244 00:12:13,177 --> 00:12:15,377 when I was, like, 5 and telling me not to, 245 00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:17,677 you know, let anybody else touch it but her probably didn't help. 246 00:12:17,677 --> 00:12:18,677 Good, good for you. 247 00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:25,077 And, yeah, you know, and, man, she went fucking nuts. 248 00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,877 Dad told me to shut up, 249 00:12:28,877 --> 00:12:32,477 so, you know, I asked him if he knew she stuck her tongue down my throat 250 00:12:32,477 --> 00:12:36,677 when I was, like, 10 and told me that's how french people kissed, 251 00:12:37,777 --> 00:12:40,777 and, you know, he said something like, you know, 252 00:12:40,777 --> 00:12:44,377 I'd be better off dead if I didn't stop lying all over the place 253 00:12:44,377 --> 00:12:47,677 and, you know, I told him I wasn't lying 254 00:12:47,677 --> 00:12:50,977 'cause, you know, I wasn't... 255 00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:55,477 I wasn't fucking lying, you know? 256 00:12:55,477 --> 00:13:00,577 And, you know, I looked at her... 257 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:08,877 and she looked... she looked really scared... 258 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:17,177 and then she ran out of the room and I came here. 259 00:13:21,277 --> 00:13:23,977 Well, I know this really sucks, 260 00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:29,177 but you just took a huge step toward being free. 261 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:34,277 No, really, Sam. I'm proud of you. 262 00:13:36,877 --> 00:13:41,977 But, Sam, the message Karen gave me said that he was gonna kill you, 263 00:13:42,177 --> 00:13:47,577 which is very different from him saying you're better off dead. 264 00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:53,577 Um...what do you-- what do you-- 265 00:13:53,577 --> 00:13:55,677 I don't get it. What are you saying? 266 00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:59,077 I'm saying I don't think your father really threatened to kill you. 267 00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:09,577 Wh--what's-- what's that, man? 268 00:14:09,577 --> 00:14:12,277 Why are you-- why are you siding with them on this shit, man? 269 00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:14,077 Sam, I'm not taking their-- 270 00:14:14,077 --> 00:14:15,377 I'm not. 271 00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:16,377 Sam, I'm not. 272 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,577 Yes, you are. 273 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:18,677 - No-- - Yes, you are. 274 00:14:18,677 --> 00:14:20,377 You know what? 275 00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:21,577 I can't--fuck it! 276 00:14:21,577 --> 00:14:23,377 You know what? Fuck you! 277 00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:24,777 Who gives a shit? 278 00:14:24,777 --> 00:14:26,577 Who cares, man? 279 00:14:26,577 --> 00:14:30,177 You're supposed to be thinking about what I'm feeling here, you know? 280 00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:32,977 Not what I fucking SD. 281 00:14:33,077 --> 00:14:34,077 You know what? 282 00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:35,777 There's no fucking-- there's no way. 283 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:36,577 There's no way. 284 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:40,877 Sam, put the gun down right now, and we'll talk about it. 285 00:14:40,877 --> 00:14:42,977 We already talked about it. 286 00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:45,277 Sam! Hey! Hey! 287 00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:07,877 Aah! 288 00:15:14,677 --> 00:15:16,177 He's trying to kill me. 289 00:15:16,177 --> 00:15:18,477 Pork chops. Ha! 290 00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:20,877 He's a doctor, for god's sake. 291 00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:21,877 Well, they're very lean. 292 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,477 How can they be lean? They're pork chops, aren't they? 293 00:15:24,577 --> 00:15:27,277 You know, that's one thing I will say for those jews. 294 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,277 Their food is clean. 295 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:30,077 Hey, gram. 296 00:15:30,077 --> 00:15:32,777 Oh, darling. Kiss, kiss, kiss. 297 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:35,077 Ooh, pork chops great, mom. 298 00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:40,277 Hello. 299 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,677 Oh, hey, sweetie. How far away are you? 300 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,577 No. You're not too late. 301 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:49,277 What horrible thing? 302 00:15:50,077 --> 00:15:53,577 Sam? What did he do? 303 00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,677 Who's Sam? 304 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,377 His parents? 305 00:15:59,377 --> 00:16:01,177 Well, couldn't you just call them? 306 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,977 I mean, how badly is he hurt? 307 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:07,577 Oh, Huff. 308 00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:19,277 Did it ever cross that sick mind of yours that maybe, 309 00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:20,477 just maybe, you're the guilty party? 310 00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:22,877 None of this started -- the horrible dreams, 311 00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:24,377 the hate -- until he started to see you. 312 00:16:24,377 --> 00:16:25,477 "I'm gay, I'm gay." 313 00:16:25,477 --> 00:16:26,977 He was only 15 years old. 314 00:16:26,977 --> 00:16:27,477 What did he tell you about me? 315 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:28,377 He didn't know what the hell he was. 316 00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:29,677 No, don't tell me. 317 00:16:29,677 --> 00:16:31,577 I don't want to know, because none of it's true--none of it! 318 00:16:31,577 --> 00:16:32,677 Where did he find you? 319 00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:33,977 You know, this is not over! 320 00:16:33,977 --> 00:16:35,677 I never touched him! 321 00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:37,777 Why are you doing this to me? 322 00:16:37,777 --> 00:16:40,377 - You get out of my house right now! - Get out! 323 00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,977 Get out! 324 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,877 You're supposed to be thinking about what I'm feeling here. 325 00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:46,277 Bravo! 326 00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:51,077 Encore! 327 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,177 B ravo! 328 00:18:09,177 --> 00:18:10,877 No! 329 00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:17,277 Dad? 330 00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:20,077 Are you ok? 331 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,677 You are not ok. 332 00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:30,277 Nothing empties a psychiatrist's office faster than a suicide. 333 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,077 I'm sure he's going to handle it just fine, Izzy. 334 00:18:33,077 --> 00:18:34,777 Well, then, why do you look terrified? 335 00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:37,677 I am not terrified. 336 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:40,177 I am concerned. 337 00:18:40,177 --> 00:18:41,877 You should be. He could lose everything. 338 00:18:41,877 --> 00:18:43,077 Mom... 339 00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:44,677 When your father was alive-- 340 00:18:44,677 --> 00:18:46,177 Dad isn't dead, mother. 341 00:18:46,177 --> 00:18:47,877 Well, he is to me. 342 00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,277 It's Russell for you. 343 00:18:49,277 --> 00:18:51,877 Mm! Good. You could use a lawyer. 344 00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:53,577 I don't need a lawyer. 345 00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:55,677 I just need to ask him a few questions. 346 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,677 Like, am I going to be tried for murder? 347 00:18:58,077 --> 00:18:58,477 Hey. 348 00:18:58,477 --> 00:18:59,777 I got your message. What happened? 349 00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:03,377 Oh, a 15-year old patient of mine went off, 350 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,077 or rather, a gun went off, 351 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,177 only it happened to be in my patient's mouth, 352 00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:09,777 who happened to be in my office. 353 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:12,777 This is all fucked up. This is completely fucked up. 354 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:13,777 Tell me about it. 355 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,077 No, no, no, no. Not you. Not you, pal. 356 00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:18,377 You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be just fine. 357 00:19:18,377 --> 00:19:20,977 Yeah. I wish I could believe that. 358 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,577 I just spoke to his parents. 359 00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:23,377 You didn't. 360 00:19:23,377 --> 00:19:25,377 Well, somebody had to tell 'em. 361 00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:27,177 Like the coroner, maybe? 362 00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:28,477 What did you say to 'em? 363 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,177 You know, I don't even remember. 364 00:19:30,177 --> 00:19:33,477 All I know is, they asked for my lawyer and I gave them your number. 365 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:34,577 You know what? 366 00:19:34,577 --> 00:19:35,977 You should come in here first thing in the morning. 367 00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:38,677 Molly?! Molly! 368 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:43,477 Move know net to 10:00 and push euthanasia to 11:00! 369 00:19:43,477 --> 00:19:44,977 Euthanasia? 370 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,477 Yeah. Some guy in his 20s fell out of a plane. 371 00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:50,277 He's on life support. 372 00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:54,177 His brain is showing less activity than your cock, 373 00:19:54,177 --> 00:19:56,177 so his parents want to pull the plug. 374 00:19:56,177 --> 00:19:57,177 Molly! 375 00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:59,277 I'm on the phone! 376 00:19:59,277 --> 00:20:00,977 Maybe I'm overreacting, huh? 377 00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:06,377 Well, Huff, you know, a 15-year-old kid just blew his brains out in your office. 378 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,677 I'm in a lot of trouble, aren't I? 379 00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:10,177 No, you're not. 380 00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:13,177 This is--you know, shit happens all the time. 381 00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,977 You're gonna be just fine. 382 00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:18,277 Well, I wish I was as confident as you are. 383 00:20:18,277 --> 00:20:19,377 Don't you worry, pal. 384 00:20:19,377 --> 00:20:20,677 I'm taking care of you. 385 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,477 You're not even paying for that fucking rug. 386 00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:23,877 9:00? 387 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:25,277 9:00 is fine. 388 00:20:25,277 --> 00:20:26,277 What did he say? 389 00:20:26,277 --> 00:20:27,677 Nothing, mom. 390 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,577 Let me talk to him. 391 00:20:29,877 --> 00:20:31,177 Look, I gotta go. 392 00:20:31,277 --> 00:20:33,177 I'll see you tomorrow, ok? 393 00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:35,077 Thanks a lot. 394 00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:35,977 My god. 395 00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:36,977 What? 396 00:20:36,977 --> 00:20:38,377 Is that blood? 397 00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:40,677 No. It can't be. I just showered. 398 00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,377 Well, you are gonna have to shower again. 399 00:20:42,377 --> 00:20:45,077 Beth, where's your clorox? 400 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:45,977 What? 401 00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:48,277 Mother, I'm not going to bleach my face. 402 00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:49,577 Are you trying to kill him? 403 00:20:49,577 --> 00:20:51,577 This from a woman who serves pork. 404 00:20:51,577 --> 00:20:53,577 Do I have to spell it out for you? 405 00:20:53,577 --> 00:20:55,277 That was blood, 406 00:20:55,277 --> 00:20:58,777 and that little fella was a homosexual. 407 00:21:01,077 --> 00:21:02,677 Wow! 408 00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:05,577 Oh, all right. Just--just forget it. 409 00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:06,977 Forget that I care. 410 00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:10,577 Huh! I should have stayed up in the garage. 411 00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:12,177 It's a guest house, mother. 412 00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:14,777 A 4-room guest house. 413 00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:18,677 Promise me that you'll wash! 414 00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:21,777 I will wash. 415 00:21:22,777 --> 00:21:26,177 Poor, tortured little homosexual. 416 00:21:26,477 --> 00:21:29,477 Well, thank god you outgrew that phase. 417 00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:37,077 I want her out. 418 00:21:37,177 --> 00:21:38,777 But she doesn't live here. 419 00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:42,577 She lives 30 feet away. It's the same thing. 420 00:21:42,577 --> 00:21:44,777 I can't flush the toilet at night without her asking me 421 00:21:44,777 --> 00:21:47,077 if it was a so*lid bowel movement. 422 00:21:47,277 --> 00:21:50,877 I mean it. I want her out. She can buy anything she wants. 423 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,277 Ok. Can we talk about this tomorrow? 424 00:21:53,377 --> 00:21:55,177 We just need to set up a boundary or two. 425 00:21:55,177 --> 00:21:56,877 It'll work out. 426 00:21:56,877 --> 00:21:57,777 Boundaries. 427 00:21:57,777 --> 00:22:00,877 Ok, guidelines, rules, whatever. 428 00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:05,577 What would you tell a patient who is 42 years old, 429 00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:09,177 married, with a child, who still lived with his mother? 430 00:22:09,277 --> 00:22:11,177 I don't live with my mother. 431 00:22:11,577 --> 00:22:13,477 All right. 432 00:22:13,777 --> 00:22:16,877 What would you tell a patient who is 42 years old, 433 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,077 married, with a son, whose mother still lived with him? 434 00:22:19,077 --> 00:22:21,277 Have you forgotten what happened today? 435 00:22:21,277 --> 00:22:22,877 Please, not tonight. 436 00:22:22,877 --> 00:22:24,077 Ok, all right. I'm sorry. 437 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:25,477 You're right. I'm sorry. 438 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,277 Thank you. 439 00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:35,477 Good night. 440 00:22:35,477 --> 00:22:37,177 Good night. 441 00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:48,377 Huff. 442 00:22:48,377 --> 00:22:49,577 Yeah? 443 00:22:50,777 --> 00:22:54,977 What exactly did Izzy mean about you outgrowing that 444 00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:58,877 you know, homosexual stage? 445 00:23:07,977 --> 00:23:08,877 You do it yet? 446 00:23:08,877 --> 00:23:10,477 Not yet. You? 447 00:23:10,477 --> 00:23:13,177 Uh-uh. What are you thinking about? 448 00:23:13,177 --> 00:23:15,977 Judy burgh's tits. You? 449 00:23:16,277 --> 00:23:18,977 Sure. Judy burgh's tits. 450 00:23:19,377 --> 00:23:20,577 Almost. 451 00:23:20,577 --> 00:23:22,277 Wait a minute. 452 00:23:24,977 --> 00:23:27,077 Whoa! It's huge! 453 00:23:28,477 --> 00:23:30,777 Oh, my god! What are you doing in here? 454 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,177 Good evening, Mrs. Huffstodt. 455 00:23:34,877 --> 00:23:36,677 Oh! 456 00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:42,577 Well, I have some good news. 457 00:23:43,577 --> 00:23:47,130 There seems to be absolutely no statute which governs liability 458 00:23:47,130 --> 00:23:50,177 in the situation where a patient commits suicide, 459 00:23:50,177 --> 00:23:51,877 which, as you know, is your situation. 460 00:23:51,877 --> 00:23:53,377 So, in that sense, you're home free. 461 00:23:53,377 --> 00:23:55,377 So why is my office a crime scene? 462 00:23:55,377 --> 00:23:58,377 Because your patient broke the law when he killed himself. 463 00:23:58,377 --> 00:23:59,677 Suicide is illegal. 464 00:23:59,677 --> 00:24:02,977 I know, I know. Welcome to America. 465 00:24:03,977 --> 00:24:05,577 Yes? 466 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:06,777 Kronowitz is here. 467 00:24:06,777 --> 00:24:08,777 Lasso her on in here, Mol. 468 00:24:08,877 --> 00:24:10,577 Walk you to the elevator? 469 00:24:10,977 --> 00:24:11,977 There she is. 470 00:24:11,977 --> 00:24:13,977 There's my girl. 471 00:24:14,477 --> 00:24:17,177 Oh, it's so good to see you*! 472 00:24:17,577 --> 00:24:18,277 Listen to me. 473 00:24:18,277 --> 00:24:19,977 You go wait for me in my office, ok? 474 00:24:19,977 --> 00:24:20,677 You get comfortable. 475 00:24:20,677 --> 00:24:23,777 I'll be right back. 5 minutes. Mwah! 476 00:24:25,177 --> 00:24:26,277 Right in there. 477 00:24:26,277 --> 00:24:27,577 There you go. 478 00:24:29,577 --> 00:24:31,277 She's kind of weirdly hot, don't you think? 479 00:24:31,277 --> 00:24:33,977 No. You always kiss your clients on the mouth? 480 00:24:33,977 --> 00:24:35,177 Yes. I have to. 481 00:24:35,177 --> 00:24:37,877 I told you. This one's gotta feel fuckable in front of that jury. 482 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,077 You know what? She will. 483 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:39,877 You're not gonna win this one. 484 00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:41,577 Yes, I am. 485 00:24:41,877 --> 00:24:43,277 You mark my words. 486 00:24:43,677 --> 00:24:46,177 That cute little no-neck steps off the stand, 487 00:24:46,177 --> 00:24:48,377 every guy on the jury will be dying to bone her. 488 00:24:48,377 --> 00:24:49,677 Oh, no, they won't. 489 00:24:51,077 --> 00:24:54,577 Oh, by the way, got a call from the kid's parents' attorney, 490 00:24:54,777 --> 00:24:56,147 guy hardly ever loses. Should be fun. 491 00:24:56,147 --> 00:24:57,077 I'll call you tonight. 492 00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:02,677 My friend! 493 00:25:04,477 --> 00:25:06,177 I have good news! 494 00:25:06,177 --> 00:25:07,877 Great. 495 00:25:08,577 --> 00:25:10,777 You're not going to hear my good news? 496 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,477 Sure. What's up? 497 00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:17,277 I might have a job playing guitar in a little bar over on Manchester, 498 00:25:17,277 --> 00:25:20,277 but I have one small, little problem. 499 00:25:20,277 --> 00:25:21,777 I'm not buying you a guitar. 500 00:25:21,777 --> 00:25:24,077 No, no. I have a guitar. 501 00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:24,977 Really? 502 00:25:24,977 --> 00:25:26,277 You couldn't sell it and buy a phone card, huh? 503 00:25:26,277 --> 00:25:28,577 I need a synthesizer. 504 00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:29,777 No, no, no, no, no. 505 00:25:29,777 --> 00:25:31,877 No, no, please. I'm not asking for your money. 506 00:25:31,877 --> 00:25:32,977 Ok, all right. 507 00:25:32,977 --> 00:25:34,977 Here's some money. Take my money, ok? 508 00:25:34,977 --> 00:25:38,077 Just stop asking for me, ok? Fucking hell! 509 00:25:38,077 --> 00:25:39,577 Here. 510 00:25:39,577 --> 00:25:41,277 I'm sorry. 511 00:25:41,577 --> 00:25:43,477 I had no idea. 512 00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:46,577 Please accept my apologies. 513 00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:50,077 No idea of -- hey! 514 00:25:50,777 --> 00:25:52,877 No idea of what? 515 00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:57,777 I thought you were an angel. 516 00:25:58,877 --> 00:26:01,977 I apologize. Now, leave me alone. 517 00:26:04,677 --> 00:26:06,577 Ok. All right. Ok. 518 00:26:07,377 --> 00:26:08,877 You win. Jesus Christ. 519 00:26:08,877 --> 00:26:10,277 What do you want? What? 520 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,677 Are you sure? 521 00:26:12,077 --> 00:26:13,177 Yes, I'm sure. 522 00:26:13,177 --> 00:26:15,977 Ok. I need to rent a synthesizer 523 00:26:15,977 --> 00:26:18,977 to record instrumental background to play behind me 524 00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:20,877 when I audition with my guitar. 525 00:26:20,877 --> 00:26:23,777 Now, they want a credit card for security. 526 00:26:23,777 --> 00:26:26,677 The only card I have is the phone card. 527 00:26:30,177 --> 00:26:34,877 Ok. Meet me tomorrow at 11 A.M. At that sculpture, ok? 528 00:26:34,877 --> 00:26:36,877 We'll rent you a synthesizer 529 00:26:36,877 --> 00:26:40,877 and get you a cheap motel room or something and you can go to work. 530 00:26:40,877 --> 00:26:41,777 Really? 531 00:26:41,777 --> 00:26:43,177 Yeah, really. 532 00:26:43,177 --> 00:26:43,877 I'll be there. 533 00:26:43,877 --> 00:26:44,677 Good. 534 00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:45,977 Good! 535 00:26:45,977 --> 00:26:47,877 Ok. So, I'll see you then. 536 00:26:47,877 --> 00:26:50,577 Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow, 11:00, 537 00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:52,077 the nezoliti. 538 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:53,677 The nezoliti? 539 00:26:53,677 --> 00:26:55,977 Yeah. The artist... of the sculpture. 540 00:26:55,977 --> 00:26:56,977 Ah! 541 00:26:56,977 --> 00:26:58,677 Thank you. 542 00:27:03,777 --> 00:27:05,877 I can't believe I just did that. 543 00:27:08,277 --> 00:27:11,177 You are a good person. 544 00:27:12,477 --> 00:27:13,977 Thank you. 545 00:27:41,677 --> 00:27:43,677 Dad? 546 00:27:44,077 --> 00:27:45,377 Hey. 547 00:27:45,377 --> 00:27:47,977 Um...you got a sec? 548 00:27:47,977 --> 00:27:49,277 Sure. 549 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,877 Should I be worrying about you? 550 00:28:01,677 --> 00:28:02,877 Of course not. 551 00:28:02,877 --> 00:28:05,156 Well, I mean, I always worry about you 552 00:28:05,156 --> 00:28:07,377 'cause you're my dad and I love you, 553 00:28:07,377 --> 00:28:10,477 but this is the first time you've lost a patient like this, 554 00:28:10,477 --> 00:28:12,777 and I know how much you care. 555 00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,077 You do? 556 00:28:14,077 --> 00:28:15,777 Uh-huh. 557 00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:20,477 Yeah. Sometimes I think you care too much, dad. 558 00:28:23,477 --> 00:28:25,877 It wasn't your fault. 559 00:28:28,577 --> 00:28:31,177 Well, I hope not. 560 00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:33,077 Do I need to worry about you? 561 00:28:36,177 --> 00:28:37,877 You know, so far, so good. 562 00:28:37,877 --> 00:28:39,777 I mean, I'm not gonna bring a gun to school. 563 00:28:39,777 --> 00:28:41,777 I'm not shooting dope. I'm not in a gang. 564 00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:44,577 I don't suffer from peer pressure. I'm not suicidal. 565 00:28:44,577 --> 00:28:46,577 You know it would be ok, don't you? 566 00:28:46,577 --> 00:28:48,577 What, to off myself? 567 00:28:50,977 --> 00:28:52,777 To be whoever you are. 568 00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,477 Ok, well, I'm not gay, dad, 569 00:28:54,477 --> 00:28:59,477 which is a miracle considering I used to spend my summers with gram. 570 00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:04,677 All right. 571 00:29:06,877 --> 00:29:07,877 Thanks, buddy. 572 00:29:07,877 --> 00:29:08,777 Yeah. 573 00:29:14,277 --> 00:29:16,877 It's probably gonna be ok, you know, 574 00:29:16,877 --> 00:29:21,477 and if you ever feel like it's not... 575 00:29:23,877 --> 00:29:26,277 you can always come to me, 576 00:29:26,577 --> 00:29:28,177 'cause I'm your son, 577 00:29:28,177 --> 00:29:31,777 and nothing will ever change that. 578 00:29:33,177 --> 00:29:34,677 Ok. 579 00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:37,277 Ok. 580 00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:38,577 Good night, dad. 581 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,477 Night, Byrd. 582 00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:07,477 Huff? 583 00:30:09,877 --> 00:30:11,277 Honey. 584 00:30:13,377 --> 00:30:15,077 Hey. 585 00:30:15,177 --> 00:30:17,177 Why didn't you come to bed last night? 586 00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:19,377 I don't know. I didn't know I didn't. 587 00:30:20,077 --> 00:30:21,977 Maybe you were snoring. 588 00:30:22,377 --> 00:30:23,977 I woke up. You weren't there. 589 00:30:23,977 --> 00:30:25,777 I didn't like that. 590 00:30:26,177 --> 00:30:27,077 I'm sorry. 591 00:30:27,077 --> 00:30:30,377 No. I just missed you, that's all. 592 00:30:32,577 --> 00:30:34,377 I'll get you coffee. 593 00:30:34,777 --> 00:30:36,177 Ok. 594 00:30:51,677 --> 00:30:52,777 Hey. 595 00:30:52,777 --> 00:30:53,877 Hey. 596 00:30:55,477 --> 00:30:56,877 I would have gotten that for you. 597 00:30:56,877 --> 00:30:57,977 It's ok. 598 00:30:58,077 --> 00:30:59,577 You want some eggs? 599 00:30:59,577 --> 00:31:01,377 No. I'm not really hungry. 600 00:31:01,377 --> 00:31:02,777 You have to eat, sweetie. 601 00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:03,977 Do not. 602 00:31:05,077 --> 00:31:06,977 I like having breakfast together. 603 00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:08,977 You're usually out of the house before everyone else. 604 00:31:08,977 --> 00:31:11,677 Yeah. Well, enjoy it while it lasts. 605 00:31:11,677 --> 00:31:12,877 Mm... 606 00:31:12,977 --> 00:31:15,977 I wonder how long it takes to get bone fragments oume of plaster? 607 00:31:15,977 --> 00:31:17,277 Oh, stop! 608 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:17,877 All right. 609 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:21,077 No, no. I mean stop about the bone fragments. 610 00:31:21,077 --> 00:31:22,677 Are you sure? 611 00:31:22,677 --> 00:31:23,277 Oh! 612 00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:24,977 Are you positive? 613 00:31:28,077 --> 00:31:28,977 It's good to hear you laugh. 614 00:31:28,977 --> 00:31:31,977 Mmm...it is good to laugh. 615 00:31:38,677 --> 00:31:39,777 Hello. 616 00:31:39,777 --> 00:31:41,377 Hey, bud. 617 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,677 What are you doing right now? 618 00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:44,477 I'm making out with my wife in the kitchen. 619 00:31:44,477 --> 00:31:45,577 Uh-huh. 620 00:31:45,577 --> 00:31:47,277 I kind of need your help. 621 00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:48,677 Well, I'm busy. 622 00:31:48,677 --> 00:31:49,977 Can you put it on hold? 623 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:52,977 I'm at the hospital, and I really need you to come over here. 624 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,877 Uh, what are you doing there? 625 00:31:55,177 --> 00:31:57,777 He didn't die, Huff. 626 00:31:57,777 --> 00:31:59,377 Who didn't die? 627 00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:02,077 I'm with the euthanasia people, and the skydiver dude, 628 00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:04,377 they pulled the plug on him... 629 00:32:04,377 --> 00:32:07,077 he kept breathing, 630 00:32:07,377 --> 00:32:10,277 and I swear to god, 631 00:32:10,277 --> 00:32:13,577 I swear to god I saw the son of a bitch smile. 632 00:32:27,677 --> 00:32:28,677 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 633 00:32:28,677 --> 00:32:31,477 Thank you, pal. I really, really owe you. 634 00:32:31,477 --> 00:32:33,777 I still don't know what you expect me to do about it. 635 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:37,877 Well, you know, we're just having a lot of feelings, you know? 636 00:32:37,877 --> 00:32:39,077 Come on. 637 00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:46,977 Carolyn? 638 00:32:46,977 --> 00:32:48,677 Carolyn, excuse me. 639 00:32:49,077 --> 00:32:51,177 This is Dr. Craig Huffstodt. 640 00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:53,877 He's the psychiatrist I was telling you about. 641 00:32:53,877 --> 00:33:00,377 He's very experienced with these sort of, um... and incidentally, 642 00:33:00,377 --> 00:33:04,777 he can write you a prescription for anything you might need. 643 00:33:06,477 --> 00:33:08,177 It's...unbelievable. 644 00:33:09,277 --> 00:33:11,777 He's supposed to be cremated tomorrow. 645 00:33:12,177 --> 00:33:14,977 They better give me my deposit back. 646 00:33:15,677 --> 00:33:18,377 Has this ever happened before? 647 00:33:19,577 --> 00:33:21,977 I--I really don't know. 648 00:33:24,677 --> 00:33:28,777 Well, he, um... he looks good. 649 00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:31,977 He's brain-dead. 650 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,577 Right. 651 00:33:34,977 --> 00:33:36,977 This is so hard. 652 00:33:36,977 --> 00:33:38,977 What about his will? 653 00:33:39,277 --> 00:33:42,677 Well, wills are for dead people, 654 00:33:42,677 --> 00:33:45,277 and seeing as how he didn't die, 655 00:33:45,277 --> 00:33:48,077 as we were assured he was going to, 656 00:33:48,077 --> 00:33:50,677 his will is not in effect. 657 00:33:51,577 --> 00:33:53,777 Meaning... 658 00:33:53,777 --> 00:33:56,777 I get nothing? 659 00:33:57,177 --> 00:33:59,277 You motherfucker! 660 00:33:59,277 --> 00:34:00,277 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 661 00:34:00,277 --> 00:34:02,277 Maybe we should talk about this out in the hallway, hmm? 662 00:34:02,277 --> 00:34:04,377 Why?! He can't hear! 663 00:34:04,377 --> 00:34:05,777 He can't see! 664 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:09,777 And for the first time in his life, he can't talk. 665 00:34:10,077 --> 00:34:13,077 But you're still in control, aren't ya? 666 00:34:13,377 --> 00:34:16,077 Some people never change. 667 00:34:16,477 --> 00:34:18,777 I want a divorce! 668 00:34:19,277 --> 00:34:22,077 Well...um... 669 00:34:22,077 --> 00:34:25,077 I can help you with that. I can--I can-- 670 00:34:31,977 --> 00:34:34,677 Well, I'm sorry you had to hear that. 671 00:34:34,677 --> 00:34:38,777 Um... uh...kale. 672 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:43,477 Wow. You're even named after a vegetable. 673 00:34:51,177 --> 00:34:52,077 Thank you, sweetheart. 674 00:34:52,077 --> 00:34:53,977 Thank you so much. 675 00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:54,877 She wants you. 676 00:34:54,877 --> 00:34:55,477 Oh, she does not. 677 00:34:55,477 --> 00:34:57,277 - Oh, yes, she does. - No. 678 00:34:57,277 --> 00:34:58,977 Yes, she does, and you know something? 679 00:34:58,977 --> 00:35:01,477 You want her, too, and that's ok. 680 00:35:01,477 --> 00:35:04,777 Yeah, well, if I didn't have everything I wanted to do 681 00:35:04,777 --> 00:35:07,277 and he, I'd be dead. 682 00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:08,277 Something you might want to think about, by the way. 683 00:35:08,277 --> 00:35:11,577 You know, you're the only guy I know who can make pick-up sex 684 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:15,377 sound like collecting garbage on the 405 in a big, orange jump suit. 685 00:35:15,377 --> 00:35:17,077 It's just cause and effect, my friend. 686 00:35:17,077 --> 00:35:18,877 It's simple physics. 687 00:35:18,877 --> 00:35:21,477 I'm not talking about physics. 688 00:35:21,477 --> 00:35:22,777 I'm talking about pussy-puss. 689 00:35:22,777 --> 00:35:26,277 See, that's an action which is usually followed by a reaction. 690 00:35:26,277 --> 00:35:27,977 Joy or guilt? 691 00:35:27,977 --> 00:35:29,377 Bliss or remorse? 692 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,077 Sometimes life or fucking death? 693 00:35:31,077 --> 00:35:32,077 Ok, but I have a question. 694 00:35:32,077 --> 00:35:36,977 Is it ok if I continue, on occasion, to masturbate in my office during lunchtime? 695 00:35:36,977 --> 00:35:41,277 I'm just saying sex is rarely, if ever, for fun or for free. 696 00:35:41,277 --> 00:35:42,577 Could have fooled me. 697 00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:44,877 I'm sorry. Why did Valerie dump you again? 698 00:35:44,877 --> 00:35:48,977 Valerie dumped me because I wouldn't fertilize her eggs. 699 00:35:48,977 --> 00:35:50,077 I told you that. 700 00:35:50,077 --> 00:35:51,077 You told me she dumped you 701 00:35:51,077 --> 00:35:54,877 because she walked in on you drunk out of your mind in bed with her sister. 702 00:35:54,877 --> 00:35:56,277 Did I really tell you that? 703 00:35:56,277 --> 00:35:58,177 No. I made it up. 704 00:35:58,277 --> 00:36:00,277 When the fuck did I tell you that? 705 00:36:00,277 --> 00:36:02,677 All I know is, you loved Valerie very much, 706 00:36:02,677 --> 00:36:04,977 and Valerie is no longer a part of your life. 707 00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:07,077 Neither is her sister, for that matter. 708 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,077 Excuse me. 709 00:36:08,077 --> 00:36:09,777 Oh, I'm sorry. 710 00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:11,277 Thank you. 711 00:36:11,277 --> 00:36:12,677 You're welcome. 712 00:36:16,977 --> 00:36:17,777 Look at that. 713 00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:19,077 I'm the one over tipping, 714 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:21,577 yet it's your ass she'd eat in the parking lot? 715 00:36:21,577 --> 00:36:22,477 How does that work? 716 00:36:22,477 --> 00:36:24,477 Gee, as lovely as that sounds, 717 00:36:24,477 --> 00:36:26,177 I'm not sure my wife would appreciate it. 718 00:36:26,177 --> 00:36:29,977 You know, Dr. Phil, it's a beautiful day. 719 00:36:29,977 --> 00:36:32,277 You gotta wake up and smell the pussy-puss. 720 00:36:32,277 --> 00:36:34,877 Men are pigs, and you got an inner-pig, too, 721 00:36:34,877 --> 00:36:36,277 and that's ok. 722 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,477 Really, it's ok. 723 00:36:37,477 --> 00:36:38,777 All inner-pigs aside, 724 00:36:38,777 --> 00:36:41,477 I've just been made really painfully aware 725 00:36:41,477 --> 00:36:44,077 of exactly how quickly people can leave this earth. 726 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:46,677 It's no secret that you get yourself into some questionable 727 00:36:46,677 --> 00:36:49,677 if not really dangerous situations every once in a while. 728 00:36:49,677 --> 00:36:50,477 Just, please-- 729 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:55,077 just think about taking a little bit better care of yourself. 730 00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:57,277 Did we just share a moment? 731 00:36:58,677 --> 00:37:00,277 Because I didn't like it. 732 00:37:02,377 --> 00:37:04,377 Who the fuck is shrinking who here, anyway? 733 00:37:04,377 --> 00:37:06,577 I thought I'm the one supposed to be making you feel better. 734 00:37:06,577 --> 00:37:08,477 Listen, I've never been happier. 735 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:09,177 Really? 736 00:37:09,177 --> 00:37:10,577 Really. 737 00:37:10,577 --> 00:37:11,877 Good. 738 00:37:13,677 --> 00:37:15,777 How do you know she wants me? 739 00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:16,677 'Cause she's your mother 740 00:37:16,677 --> 00:37:19,377 and you're the firstborn, that's why. 741 00:37:19,377 --> 00:37:21,877 Every firstborn I ever met was so fawned over, 742 00:37:21,877 --> 00:37:25,177 they were practically social cripples by the time they left home. 743 00:37:25,177 --> 00:37:26,877 Honey, are you smoking? 744 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:28,477 Just admit it. 745 00:37:28,477 --> 00:37:30,477 She's overprotective. 746 00:37:30,477 --> 00:37:33,677 She's so frightened something bad is gonna happen to you-- 747 00:37:33,677 --> 00:37:37,277 which does not explain her wanting to bathe you in clorox. 748 00:37:37,277 --> 00:37:41,077 But still, she's terrified to let you be a man. 749 00:37:41,077 --> 00:37:44,777 It means she's getting old, and she can't stand that. 750 00:37:45,577 --> 00:37:47,377 Honey, can you pick one channel? 751 00:37:47,377 --> 00:37:49,577 You flip so quick, 752 00:37:49,577 --> 00:37:53,577 I don't know how you can tell you don't like what you're watching so fast. 753 00:37:53,877 --> 00:37:57,577 And I thought about what you said and I think you're right, 754 00:37:57,577 --> 00:37:59,177 which I know is music to your ears, 755 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:02,683 but I've decided to make peace with her 756 00:38:02,683 --> 00:38:05,577 and stop being so antagonistic. 757 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:07,577 What's that affirmation? 758 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:11,277 "The Christ in me salutes the Christ in you"? 759 00:38:11,277 --> 00:38:15,277 So the daughter-in-law Christ in me 760 00:38:15,277 --> 00:38:19,477 salutes the bitch cunt mother-in-law Christ in her. 761 00:38:19,677 --> 00:38:22,077 But really, I will try. 762 00:38:23,577 --> 00:38:26,877 Well, you didn't have to turn it off, honey. 763 00:39:03,077 --> 00:39:05,877 So, I'm not gonna get home from school until about 7:00, 764 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,277 but I want you to wait for me for dinner. 765 00:39:08,977 --> 00:39:09,977 Is that butter or margarine? 766 00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:10,777 Butter. 767 00:39:10,777 --> 00:39:12,077 Watch the heat. 768 00:39:12,377 --> 00:39:13,077 Hello, darling. 769 00:39:13,077 --> 00:39:14,377 Hi, gram. 770 00:39:14,377 --> 00:39:16,877 Oh, and good morning, little Annie. 771 00:39:16,877 --> 00:39:18,577 How are you, you precious little birdie? 772 00:39:18,577 --> 00:39:19,577 Oh, you're fine. 773 00:39:19,577 --> 00:39:21,277 Are you good? Yes, you are. 774 00:39:21,277 --> 00:39:22,577 Oh, you be the good birdie. 775 00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,877 You be the very, very good birdie. Yes. 776 00:39:24,877 --> 00:39:26,277 Aren't you? Tweet for me. 777 00:39:26,277 --> 00:39:27,777 Tweet-tweet for Izzy. 778 00:39:27,777 --> 00:39:29,377 - Good morning. - Tweet, damn it! 779 00:39:29,377 --> 00:39:31,677 It's a canary, Izzy. Not a parrot. 780 00:39:31,677 --> 00:39:34,177 Well, it's a bird. Don't birds all tweet? 781 00:39:34,177 --> 00:39:35,177 Not that bird. 782 00:39:35,177 --> 00:39:40,077 Dad, I want to do some volunteer wk at the pediatric cancer center, 783 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,377 and they're saying I'm too young, so I need your consent. 784 00:39:43,377 --> 00:39:48,277 Darling, why would you want to spend time with sick children? 785 00:39:48,277 --> 00:39:49,577 I don't see them as sick. 786 00:39:49,577 --> 00:39:50,477 Sure, I'll sign it. 787 00:39:50,477 --> 00:39:52,177 Ok, great. It's in my room. 788 00:39:52,177 --> 00:39:55,077 How sweet. 789 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:59,077 Oh, Beth, would you please do me a favor today? 790 00:39:59,077 --> 00:40:01,477 Would you pick me up a bottle of polish remover 791 00:40:01,477 --> 00:40:02,577 when you go to the store? 792 00:40:02,577 --> 00:40:03,777 Look at this. 793 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,877 Now they say it's sedona sunset, I think, 794 00:40:05,877 --> 00:40:09,477 but then yesterday, I saw Felicia's washing the toilet, 795 00:40:09,477 --> 00:40:11,077 and she had the same color. 796 00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,777 All of a sudden, it looked orange. 797 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:13,777 I don't know. 798 00:40:13,777 --> 00:40:15,677 Oh, you know what? Maybe you could go, Izzy. 799 00:40:15,677 --> 00:40:17,977 I could give you my grocery list. 800 00:40:19,677 --> 00:40:21,377 To the grocery storne? 801 00:40:21,977 --> 00:40:23,577 Yes, to the grocery store. 802 00:40:23,577 --> 00:40:24,777 Mm-hmm. 803 00:40:24,777 --> 00:40:26,577 Do you know where it is? 804 00:40:26,577 --> 00:40:28,077 Beth. 805 00:40:28,377 --> 00:40:29,077 What? 806 00:40:29,077 --> 00:40:30,377 Please? 807 00:40:30,377 --> 00:40:30,977 Please, what? 808 00:40:30,977 --> 00:40:32,877 Oh, please. Please don't start a fight, dear. 809 00:40:32,877 --> 00:40:34,977 He's under enough pressure as it is, you know, 810 00:40:34,977 --> 00:40:38,177 without having to apologize for you again. 811 00:40:38,177 --> 00:40:38,877 Pfft! 812 00:40:38,877 --> 00:40:40,677 Apologize for me? 813 00:40:40,677 --> 00:40:41,977 Thanks, mom. 814 00:40:41,977 --> 00:40:43,677 When did you apologize for me? 815 00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:45,377 I never apologized for you. 816 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:46,177 Huff? 817 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,777 What?! 818 00:40:48,777 --> 00:40:51,577 Did you apologize for something I did? 819 00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:53,377 Or for something I said? 820 00:40:53,377 --> 00:40:57,877 Or did you just apologize because you broke her heart and married me? 821 00:40:58,477 --> 00:40:59,877 You know, every once in a while, 822 00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:02,768 you can say things that are a little bit, 823 00:41:02,768 --> 00:41:06,577 you know -- just try to have a little patience, ok? 824 00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:07,377 She's my mother. 825 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,277 In case you'd forgotten. 826 00:41:09,277 --> 00:41:11,677 Forgotten? 827 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:15,977 You haven't taken your tit out of his mouth for 42 years. 828 00:41:15,977 --> 00:41:18,277 It's amazing the man is still upright. 829 00:41:26,577 --> 00:41:28,877 If anybody wants me, I'll be in a cheap motel room 830 00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:33,877 with a homeless Hungarian musician laying down tracks on a synthesizer. 831 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,377 Unbelievable. 832 00:42:08,377 --> 00:42:11,277 Un-fucking-believable. 833 00:42:11,277 --> 00:42:16,877 Filthy little urine-soaked Lawrence Welk of a fucking phone card, 834 00:42:16,877 --> 00:42:19,577 fucking scamming, little fucking little-- 835 00:42:19,577 --> 00:42:21,577 fucking--fuck! 836 00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:44,877 Oh, come on, ophelia. I know you're in there. 837 00:42:48,477 --> 00:42:50,077 I came to apologize. 838 00:42:50,077 --> 00:42:51,677 That isn't necessary, dear. 839 00:42:51,677 --> 00:42:52,977 Yes, it is. 840 00:42:52,977 --> 00:42:55,977 I was very angry and completely out of line. 841 00:42:55,977 --> 00:43:00,977 But you don't have to apologize for what you think. 842 00:43:02,077 --> 00:43:07,377 But I was wrong, and I apologize. 843 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:08,677 Thank you. 844 00:43:08,777 --> 00:43:10,377 Thank you, Beth. 845 00:43:11,077 --> 00:43:15,177 And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm making some bridge mix. 846 00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:19,077 Huff is having a really hard time right now, 847 00:43:19,077 --> 00:43:21,977 and he doesn't need the two of us going at each other. 848 00:43:21,977 --> 00:43:24,877 He needs our love. 849 00:43:26,677 --> 00:43:31,677 Beth, I held him in my arms long before you did. 850 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:34,777 Please don't tell me how to love him. 851 00:43:35,477 --> 00:43:38,277 He was sobbing in bed last night, Izzy. 852 00:43:38,277 --> 00:43:39,977 He's terrified. 853 00:43:39,977 --> 00:43:41,877 Gee, I just don't know what you're talking about, 854 00:43:41,877 --> 00:43:44,077 you know, with the exception of him flinging that 855 00:43:44,077 --> 00:43:46,177 glass of orange juice at your head--heh! 856 00:43:46,177 --> 00:43:49,177 He's always very cheerful around me. 857 00:43:49,177 --> 00:43:50,577 Mom? 858 00:43:50,577 --> 00:43:52,677 In a second, Byrd. 859 00:43:55,077 --> 00:44:00,377 He threw it at the wall, and he is not cheerful. 860 00:44:00,377 --> 00:44:06,277 He's frightened and unhappy and depressed. 861 00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,777 Not around me. 862 00:44:09,877 --> 00:44:12,677 Well, do you ever wonder why he doesn't let you see it? 863 00:44:12,677 --> 00:44:13,577 Mom? 864 00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:15,377 In a minute, Byrd! 865 00:44:15,377 --> 00:44:16,577 Look, please. 866 00:44:16,577 --> 00:44:19,177 Let's just work together, ok? 867 00:44:19,177 --> 00:44:20,877 He needs our help. 868 00:44:20,877 --> 00:44:22,577 Mother! 869 00:44:24,377 --> 00:44:27,677 I don't think I'll be down to dinner tonight... 870 00:44:28,077 --> 00:44:31,377 and if Huff asks why, just tell him... 871 00:44:32,077 --> 00:44:34,777 I don't want to depress him, ok? 872 00:44:34,777 --> 00:44:35,277 Mother! 873 00:44:35,277 --> 00:44:37,677 I said I would be down in a minute! 874 00:44:37,677 --> 00:44:42,877 Uh-oh. Looks like you're up next, Beth. 875 00:44:43,677 --> 00:44:46,777 It's time to go ruin your little boy. 876 00:44:53,077 --> 00:44:54,777 She's coming, dad. She's coming. 877 00:44:54,777 --> 00:44:57,177 She was just up at gram's. 878 00:44:57,977 --> 00:45:02,277 Hey. What-- what's so important you couldn't-- cou-- 879 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:05,977 Huff, what is it? 880 00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,977 I'm having a little trouble moving my legs. 881 00:45:07,977 --> 00:45:10,077 Where are you? 882 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:12,877 I'm at the office. 883 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:16,577 The cleaning crew hasn't even, uh... there's this blood on the, um... 884 00:45:16,577 --> 00:45:17,677 Honey, get out of there. 885 00:45:17,677 --> 00:45:19,777 Come home, please. 886 00:45:19,777 --> 00:45:22,577 I apologized to Izzy and everything's fine. 887 00:45:22,577 --> 00:45:24,577 I can't get to my desk. I can't even-- 888 00:45:24,577 --> 00:45:27,177 What's in your desk, honey? 889 00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:29,377 Huff? 890 00:45:30,277 --> 00:45:31,977 Huff, talk to me. 891 00:45:31,977 --> 00:45:33,377 Uh, I can't. 892 00:45:33,377 --> 00:45:35,077 Yes, you can. 893 00:45:35,077 --> 00:45:37,977 No, no. 894 00:45:37,977 --> 00:45:39,677 I don't understand. 895 00:45:39,677 --> 00:45:43,977 Ok. Me, neither. 896 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,977 Poor, tortured, little homosexual. 897 00:45:49,677 --> 00:45:52,877 Thank god you outgrew that stage. 898 00:45:53,577 --> 00:45:56,077 Please, accept my apologies. 899 00:45:56,077 --> 00:45:58,477 I thought you were an angel. 900 00:45:59,177 --> 00:46:00,177 You can always come to me, 901 00:46:00,177 --> 00:46:03,477 'cause I'm your son, and nothing can ever change... 902 00:46:03,877 --> 00:46:05,877 It was like for the first time in their lives, 903 00:46:05,877 --> 00:46:07,477 they didn't know what to say, 904 00:46:07,477 --> 00:46:08,777 which was kind of cool, you know, 905 00:46:08,777 --> 00:46:10,777 'cause the silence was mine, 906 00:46:10,777 --> 00:46:13,777 even though it only lasted for a couple seconds. 907 00:46:15,877 --> 00:46:17,577 Chicken shit. 908 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:19,077 Huff. 909 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,877 I said, "chicken shit." 910 00:46:23,577 --> 00:46:27,177 Honey, I want you to come home right now. 911 00:46:27,677 --> 00:46:29,277 I'm just so tired, you know? 912 00:46:29,277 --> 00:46:32,077 I'm tired of listening and... 913 00:46:32,077 --> 00:46:36,277 heh! I'm a psychiatrist who's tired of listening. 914 00:46:36,277 --> 00:46:38,177 Of course you are! 915 00:46:38,177 --> 00:46:43,077 Honey, your patients use you like a garbage receptacle. 916 00:46:43,077 --> 00:46:44,377 Who can blame you? 917 00:46:44,377 --> 00:46:44,777 Yeah, ok. 918 00:46:44,777 --> 00:46:49,377 I have to, um-- let me--let me, uh... 919 00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:13,377 I can't-- I can't talk right now. 920 00:47:13,377 --> 00:47:15,677 Dr. Huffstodt? 921 00:47:15,677 --> 00:47:16,777 Yeah? 922 00:47:16,777 --> 00:47:20,377 Oh, it's Monique. I thought I'd get your voice mail. 923 00:47:21,077 --> 00:47:22,177 Yeah? 924 00:47:22,177 --> 00:47:24,777 Oh, I just wanted to thank you. 925 00:47:24,777 --> 00:47:28,077 I did what you said and simply asked Carl in a nice way 926 00:47:28,077 --> 00:47:30,377 to not crack his knuckles and he said, 927 00:47:30,377 --> 00:47:33,877 "of course, sweetie. Why haven't you said something before?" 928 00:47:33,877 --> 00:47:37,877 You are so wonderful, Dr. Huffstodt. 929 00:47:39,577 --> 00:47:42,277 So I guess I'll see you next week? 930 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:44,177 Ok. 931 00:47:44,177 --> 00:47:45,677 Ok. Bye. 932 00:47:45,677 --> 00:47:47,777 Bye-bye. 933 00:48:27,177 --> 00:48:28,177 Hey, Mrs. Brill. 934 00:48:28,177 --> 00:48:29,977 Dr. Huffstodt. Good evening. 935 00:48:29,977 --> 00:48:30,577 Evening. 936 00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:31,577 What a surprise! 937 00:48:31,577 --> 00:48:32,877 Yeah. I know. 938 00:48:32,877 --> 00:48:34,577 You're a good brother. 939 00:48:34,577 --> 00:48:35,277 Thanks. 940 00:48:35,277 --> 00:48:37,277 He had a good day today. 941 00:48:37,277 --> 00:48:39,377 I'm glad somebody did. 942 00:49:17,477 --> 00:49:19,177 Craig! 943 00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:20,777 I'm so happy to see you. 944 00:49:20,777 --> 00:49:23,077 Yeah. Me, too. 945 00:49:23,577 --> 00:49:26,477 Here, you can sit on the couch. 946 00:49:26,477 --> 00:49:27,677 No. Sit in the chair. 947 00:49:27,677 --> 00:49:29,677 The chair is-- it's a good chair. 948 00:49:29,677 --> 00:49:31,177 Ok. 949 00:49:34,977 --> 00:49:37,477 So Mrs. Brill said you had a good day today. 950 00:49:37,477 --> 00:49:38,377 Uh-huh. 951 00:49:38,377 --> 00:49:40,877 Your medication must be helping. 952 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:43,477 Sure. Uh-huh. 953 00:49:43,477 --> 00:49:45,777 Is yours helping you? Heh! Uh-huh. 954 00:49:46,577 --> 00:49:48,877 Maybe I should ask miss brill. Heh heh! 955 00:49:48,877 --> 00:49:51,877 No, no. I'm fine. 956 00:49:51,877 --> 00:49:52,677 You don't look fine, Craig. 957 00:49:52,677 --> 00:49:58,277 You look troubled, worried, flustered, crack-brain agitated. 958 00:49:58,377 --> 00:50:01,777 I drove here with the top down. I'm just-- 959 00:50:02,077 --> 00:50:05,577 Sure, sure. Uh-huh. 960 00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:12,777 Mother came to see me today. 961 00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:18,277 No, Teddy. Mom didn't-- she didn't tell me that. 962 00:50:18,277 --> 00:50:19,877 Did you have a nice time with her? 963 00:50:19,877 --> 00:50:22,877 It was confusing. Uh... 964 00:50:25,077 --> 00:50:28,977 I couldn't really understand anything. 965 00:50:30,877 --> 00:50:33,977 Cor cor wen wan... 966 00:50:33,977 --> 00:50:37,377 Cor cor wen wan... win wan... 967 00:50:42,677 --> 00:50:45,277 A patient of mine killed himself, Teddy. 968 00:50:50,877 --> 00:50:52,777 Right in front of me. 969 00:50:52,777 --> 00:50:53,277 No! 970 00:50:53,277 --> 00:50:55,977 Yeah. In my office. 971 00:50:55,977 --> 00:50:57,477 Yeah. 972 00:50:57,877 --> 00:50:59,377 Another patient of mine 973 00:50:59,377 --> 00:51:02,977 thought she was gonna be condemned to a life of loneliness and solitude 974 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:07,277 because she didn't like it when her boyfriend cracked his knuckles. 975 00:51:08,177 --> 00:51:09,877 The sounds. 976 00:51:09,877 --> 00:51:11,877 Yeah. 977 00:51:12,077 --> 00:51:15,177 I told her she should ask him nicely to stop doing it. 978 00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:18,777 Boy, I'm gifted. 979 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:23,177 I'm also really scared. 980 00:51:24,577 --> 00:51:27,577 I don't know if I can do what I do anymore. 981 00:51:30,077 --> 00:51:32,177 When this kid killed himself, 982 00:51:32,177 --> 00:51:34,477 after the shock wore off, 983 00:51:35,377 --> 00:51:38,877 I just felt so useless all of a sudden. 984 00:51:39,377 --> 00:51:43,677 I mean, here I am, I've lived at least half my life probably 985 00:51:43,677 --> 00:51:48,477 and everything leading up to this just feels like nothing now, 986 00:51:48,477 --> 00:51:55,077 like I've been asleep or something for 42 years and I'm awake now, 987 00:51:55,077 --> 00:51:58,077 and I don't think I like what I see, 988 00:51:58,077 --> 00:51:59,677 but I don't know how to change any of it, 989 00:51:59,677 --> 00:52:02,977 not without hurting more people. 990 00:52:03,977 --> 00:52:05,577 Hurt. 991 00:52:05,577 --> 00:52:07,477 I'm also so angry, you know? 992 00:52:07,477 --> 00:52:10,577 I mean, how did I let this happen? How did-- 993 00:52:12,877 --> 00:52:14,877 And mom--Jesus, Teddy. 994 00:52:14,877 --> 00:52:18,177 Mom hates Beth and Beth hates mom. 995 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:19,977 And Byrd, poor kid. 996 00:52:19,977 --> 00:52:23,377 He's 14 years old, all he does is worry about me. 997 00:52:24,077 --> 00:52:24,977 I'm his dad. 998 00:52:24,977 --> 00:52:27,377 I'm supposed to be... 999 00:52:29,177 --> 00:52:31,777 lost. 1000 00:52:33,577 --> 00:52:36,177 You know what really scares me, though? 1001 00:52:37,277 --> 00:52:40,277 I don't think I care about any of it. 1002 00:52:42,177 --> 00:52:43,477 I don't know. 1003 00:52:43,477 --> 00:52:46,177 Anyway... 1004 00:52:46,177 --> 00:52:48,377 What do you think I should do, little brother? 1005 00:52:53,977 --> 00:52:55,677 Rang. 1006 00:52:58,277 --> 00:53:00,077 Rang 1007 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,077 Dang. 1008 00:53:02,677 --> 00:53:04,677 Uh...pang. 1009 00:53:06,077 --> 00:53:07,677 Rang. 1010 00:53:09,277 --> 00:53:11,077 Clang. 1011 00:53:12,077 --> 00:53:13,277 Tang. 1012 00:53:14,277 --> 00:53:15,577 Gang. 1013 00:53:18,877 --> 00:53:20,577 Pang. 1014 00:53:21,977 --> 00:53:23,377 Sang. 1015 00:53:24,777 --> 00:53:26,277 Hang. 1016 00:53:26,977 --> 00:53:28,677 Fang. 1017 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:32,177 Bang. 1018 00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:35,377 Captured by RaceMan www.forom.com 1019 00:53:35,982 --> 00:54:36,074 Learn Thai online with BananaThai http://osdb.link/bananathai 1020 00:54:36,124 --> 00:54:40,674 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 71217

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