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Hey, Michel!

What?!

You're riding way too fast tonight!

If you don't want to die, you better slow down!

Michel!

The sound of the wind is exceptionally sweet tonight!

There's no way I'm stopping!

Y-You want a race?! Bastard!

Ah... This rain sucks, doesn't it?

So, who are you waiting for? Your boyfriend?

You're going to freeze if you hang around here.

Hey, why don't you forget your boyfriend, come with me,

and I'll find us a warm place where I can buy you dinner?

Great!

H-Hey!

Wait up!

What's going on here?

There's nothing here.

Is that what you think?

Wh-What's going on here?!

Why, have you forgotten? That's insensitive of you...

...considering you're the very man responsible for this.

Recently, there have been a string of women going missing in Elanay City, you know.

Each one of them was picked up by some guy and treated to dinner,

then spent a night with him at a hotel,

and ultimately went missing when he brought them to this abandoned building.

Come on... you think I did this?

Give me a break. Do I look like the kind of human being who'd do something like that?

No... You don't look like a human being.

I prefer you in this form!

Impressive skills.

Who are you guys?

We represent the Highway Department.

We've been searching for you for some time.

The highly-skilled female Devil Hunter who takes out any adversary without fail,

Miss Lady.

--Your real na... --What do you want?

We've got a job for you.

Unbelievable! Guys' places are such a mess!

No one's going to want to come to a sty like this, much less any clients...

Mr. Dante!

A guest! Hello!

One basil and spicy salami pizza, no olives...

Thanks. I'll pay you everything I owe at the end of the month.

Pizza again?

When do you think clients will start coming?

I suppose I probably better decorate the outside too.

Give me a break.

You saw the pizza boy's reaction, didn't you?

None of the people who would come here can appreciate your fancy tastes.

Just put everything back the way it was ASAP.

Welcome!

Hmmm...

Dante, it seems like your sense of style has improved a lot since we last met.

I see...

And you must be Patty Lowell.

Huh? How do you know? Am I famous or something?

The little girl hanging around the Devil May Cry

has become quite the subject of gossip in this town...

But it's not like you came all this way just to have a look at this brat, now is it?

What are you here for?

If it's about some job, thanks, but no thanks.

Cold as always...

It's 'cause the jobs you bring to me are always shit.

That's a fine way to talk.

Are you aware of how much money you owe me? Don't you get it?

One of my purposes today is to collect what you owe me.

Maybe you're the one who doesn't get it.

I'm so deep in debt with you I can't even keep track.

Obviously I can't pay it all back right now.

Well, I was aware of that at any rate. What can you do?

How about this, then?

How about a bet? If I put the 8-ball in, you take the job I got for you unconditionally.

--You game? --You can never do things the simple way, can you?

It's a deal.

And if you miss, you forgive my debt and pay me 20,000 in cash.

Done.

That was amazing!

Shit. All right...

Dammit.

You should just be a hustler. You'd make more cash, don't you think?

Just hitting a ball doesn't do it for me.

I have a need to annihilate and destroy.

Well, who's the poor wretch this time?

Devils... of course.

What the hell is this?

These morons can't be the devils you were talking about....

Look.

As far as the Highway Department is concerned, these guys are real devils.

Quit messing with me!

Why would a "Devil Hunter" waste time taking out a bunch of bikers?

That's why I'm giving the job to a jack-of-all-trades like you.

Because I don't know what the Highway Department was thinking,

but they came to me with the job.

The hell with this.

I'm going home.

Huh? What's wrong?

I can't use swords or guns when dealing with humans.

In a way, they're a bigger pain to deal with than actual devils.

What's more, they won't listen to a word I say.

Who needs words or weapons to deal with them?

Follow me.

Well... Is he here yet?

No luck.

Might as well just forget about it.

What?! I dare you to say that again!

Hey!

Who do you think you are, honey?

I'm not interested in talking to you guys. Where's your leader?

What the hell is your problem?

I'm Vincent, the leader. What do you want?

I'm sorry, would you guys mind leaving this place?

What are you talking about?

We do what we want, where we want!

See? Like I said... Talking to those losers,

who don't even know what a pain in the ass they are, is a waste of time.

What did you say?!

Hang on. I'm sorry about the inconvenience to you guys,

but would you let us do our thing for now?

There's a guy I'm looking for that I have to fight.

My older brother ran against him three weeks ago and got killed.

This guy's a legend on the highway, and everyone who's run against him is dead.

I have to avenge my brother!

What a bunch of nonsense...

Your brother getting himself killed racing others around is dumb enough.

But you're even dumber for trying to get revenge.

What'd you say?!

Wait. If you want to pick a fight with this guy, why not race him?

Huh?

If you lose, you leave this place quietly.

Hey, Lady! What do you think you're doing?

It's fine, isn't it? If you win, your job's finished.

The money will be yours.

Wait a damn minute! I'm not...

This guy you're talking about, his name's "Red Eye," correct?

If you race him, this Red Eye guy will probably show up.

You...

Here you go.

I don't need it.

Didn't think so.

Me either!

H-Hey!

That's crazy!

You... What are you up to?

Don't say it like that.

I'm just trying to take care of you so you don't end up starving to death.

Shit... In for a penny, in for a pound.

I guess I'll stick around a little longer.

Here, I probably won't be needing this.

Probably not. For now, at least...

How do you like that?

Dammit!

You're going to have a hard time avenging your brother if you ride that slow.

Shiiiit!

Take that! This race is all mine!

He's got nitros! Idiot!

Brother!

Wait! Don't go!

Brother!

Stop!

Brother! Brother! Brother!

There's no way I can stop!

Not when the wind's this good!

This sound, eh?

What are you trying to accomplish, going so far to follow your brother?

That woman... This is what she had planned all along.

Fine then!

Shit!

What the hell do you think you're doing?!

You called me 'cause you knew you wouldn't be able to take this thing out, didn't you?!

Well, if you already know what's going on, why don't you just go get that guy?

You make it sound like it's so easy.

What's wrong? Is it too difficult for you?

Nope, easy as can be!

Speeding causes accidents!

Brother...

Brother!

You had planned to use me all along.

Sorry. Actually this was the real job the Highway Department wanted to have done.

You can never do things the simple way, can you?

And you can't ever simply do what I ask you.

Damn straight.

Brother!

Brother...

Brother!

Even with this room put back the way it was, I still don't see any clients.

I'm all about a one-day workweek.

I should be getting paid for that recent job any day now...

Recent job... You mean the devil on the motorcycle thing?

Yep. After all, I ended up getting rid of the Highway Devil.

Lady's negotiating with the guys from the Highway Department

trying get us a big wad of cash.

Here we go!

I was waiting to hear from you! Oh, about my money...

What?

You added to my debt?

Yes. We got paid for taking care of Red Eye,

but there are some charges for repairing that bridge you tore up...

I'm pretty sure the bill will come to you.

What? Our pay?

I'll deduct it from what you owe me, naturally.

What? Just a dang minute!

Shit! That woman...

I guess you're just an unlucky guy.

Shut up.

Here you go!

That woman told me that your office was here, so I thought I'd drop by to say "thanks."

Thank you.

If I had kept on like I was, I'd be dead too.

For some reason I thought I heard the voice of my brother saying,

"It'd be a waste for you to die."

I'm done chasing the remembrance of my brother.

From here on I ride for me...

And that's why I gotta ask.

Would you race me one more time?

Let's make a little bet.

A bet?

If none of the balls go in, I'll race you.

But if I sink the 8-ball...

Yeah?

You buy me dinner.

There are people out there who would say that there's nothing more important than love.

But is love really that great?

There are women who, because of love, get chased around by men.

And there are men who, because of love, get killed by women.

To boil it down, for love to be so great,

there's gotta be something else behind it that's even greater.

But I'm not going to tell you what that is.

I'm not that unsophisticated.