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All right, kids, out of the booth.
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Time to get ready for the lunch rush.
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Which is... probably coming.
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Any minute now.
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It is kind of a slow
start to lunch today, huh?
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Yeah, it hasn't really
been a great... month.
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For your B.O.?
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No. For the restaurant.
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Because of your B.O.?
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No. I think people
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are just eating
other... food this month.
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- (door bell jingles)
- TEDDY: Bob?
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(panting): Bob, tomorrow's Bog to Beach!
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- What?
- Bog to Beach!
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The parade. It's tomorrow!
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- Oh, okay.
- Oh, I love Bog to Beach!
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All the free spirits out on the streets
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having a blast.
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Well, it turns out my neighbor
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is friends with the
owner of The Bear Trap.
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You know, the bar?
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By the beach? Near the clam shack?
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No, but that's okay that I don't.
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Well, he always does a parade
float in the Bog to Beach.
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(grunts) But this
year he's not doing one
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'cause he hurt his back at
the Strongman Invitationals.
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So his float is available,
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and his slot in the
parade is available, too!
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Uh, I'm still not sure why
you're yelling at us, Teddy.
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Also, you're really out of breath.
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(panting): Yeah. I ran
all the way over here.
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I'm telling you this 'cause he
said you could make his float
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into a Bob Burgers float.
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"Bob's Burgers," but whatever.
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(gasp) Our own parade float?
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Are you kidding me?
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I've always wanted
to be in Bog to Beach.
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Dress up crazy and dance all crazy.
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Whip my hair around all crazy!
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Whoo! Get it, girl. Ah!
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Uh, I don't know if I want to do
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a parade float for Bog to Beach.
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It doesn't seem that fun.
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Of course it sounds fun. It's a parade.
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You start at the bog and
you end up at the beach.
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You drink a lot, you
wear crazy costumes.
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Oh, I love it.
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And some people don't wear costumes.
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Or anything.
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Sun's out, buns out. Am I right?
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But it gets a little out of control.
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- (loud music)
- (yelling)
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Plus, I don't really get it. People
pee everywhere, and it smells and...
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You had me at "pee
everywhere." I'm in.
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Dad, maybe you just don't
like to let loose and have fun.
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You're a little grumpy and super lumpy.
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That's your jam.
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I like fun... I mean,
working here is fun, right?
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- Ooh, a customer. Oh, no, never mind.
- So fun.
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Come on! Let's close the restaurant
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for a few hours tomorrow and
ride around on a parade float!
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Please?
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Bob, I didn't even get to the good part.
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There's a cash prize
for the top five floats,
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and there's only four floats
in the parade this year.
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There's a cash prize?
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- Cash is the best kind of money.
- There weren't a lot of sign-ups
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because the weather's
supposed to be bad.
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(sighs) I don't know. Could
we make a float in one night?
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Of course. I'll pick
it up and bring it here.
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You just gotta decorate it a little
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and drive it down the parade route.
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Fifth place gets $500.
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So, we get $500 even if
we come in last place?
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- Yep.
- We can do that.
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We're great at that.
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Last place. Last place!
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Last place! Last place!
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What do you say, Bob?
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I mean, $500 sounds nice.
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That's more than we'd
make serving lunch.
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Uh, all right. Let-let's do it.
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OTHERS: Yay!
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- All right!
- Ooh, I'm so excited!
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Great! We're doing this!
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I'll go pick up the float
and drive it back here.
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Uh, Teddy, I could give you a ride,
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and, oh, and he's
running down the street.
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Huh, I wonder if we should hand out
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free samples on the parade route?
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Of what? Ooh, sesame chicken!
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No. Burgers, Gene. Drum
up a little business.
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I'm gonna think about costumes.
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Bob, you go to Reflections
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and buy some decorations for the float.
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Don't be afraid of sequins, Dad!
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They're more scared of
you than you are of them.
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- (door bell jingles)
- What do you want, flapjacks?
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- We're closing.
- Hi, I just need a few things.
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I-I'm decorating a float,
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and I'm really not sure what to buy.
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Well, you have one minute, and
then we're locking the door.
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Oh, okay, fine. Just
tell me what to get.
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- Petal paper.
- Excuse me?
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Petal paper!
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I-I don't know what that is.
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Floral sheeting.
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It's called petal paper. Buy some!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- 30 more seconds.
- Come on.
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Deco-puff pomps!
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- Wh-What?
- Puff pomps!
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- What... ?
- The clock's ticking.
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I just don't know what that is.
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Oh, you're out of your league, tubs.
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(sighs) What else do I need?
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Float festoon.
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- Wait, what?
- Festoon!
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Open your ears!
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They're garlands! Get 'em and get out!
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- Fringe.
- He's out of time.
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- He needs fringe.
- Buy the damn fringe!
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- Where is it?
- That's fringe!
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- That's fringe! Pick it up!
- I got it!
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Put it in the thing!
Bring it to the counter!
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- Here, here, here.
- $65.
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Seriously? That a lot for
different forms of tissue paper.
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- You need it.
- See you on the parade route, newbie.
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Your float's gonna look like
a lousy joke next to ours.
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Wait, you guys have
a float in the parade?
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Yeah, and we get our fringe wholesale.
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Yeah, instead of at a 1,000% mark-up.
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- Sucker.
- What?
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We're out of bags. Pick it up!
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- (groans)
- Get him out of here, Harold.
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I'm sick of looking at his face.
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Look at our float! I love our float!
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I can't believe we actually
get to ride up there.
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Usually parade floats are
for beauty pageant winners
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and dogs that have been in movies.
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Where's Teddy? Who's driving this thing?
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Ghost float!
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Pretty sweet, right?
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And look what else I
borrowed from The Bear Trap.
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? Ba Ba-da-da! ? T-shirt cannons.
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- Yeah! Nice.
- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
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We don't have T-shirts to shoot, Teddy.
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You must have a couple of
old shirts upstairs, Bob.
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You could write "Bob Burgers"
on 'em real quick. Right?
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It's "Bob's Burgers."
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So what are we doing for costumes, Mom?
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Here's the plan... Gene's
gonna wear the burger costume,
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and I'm gonna use old bed
sheets to make a ketchup bottle,
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a mustard bottle and a pickle.
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(chuckles) And I'm gonna make
something amazing for myself
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that I haven't thought of yet.
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A crumpled napkin?
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Ooh! What if we do a dance?
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(gasp) We could lip-sync!
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GENE: Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. We bring the boom box,
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and we play "Hot Pants Rain Dance."
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You know that song?
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'Cause it's supposed
to rain tomorrow, right?
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The float has speakers.
You could crank it.
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It starts off slow, and then it builds
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into the best disco
song about rain ever.
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Three words for you, Mother:
"It's Raining Men."
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Fine, second best.
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Sure, I mean, maybe
we could play a song,
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but let's not spend
a lot of time on this.
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I say we just cover our float
with expensive tissue paper
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and call it a night.
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(sighs) Great. Jimmy's coming over here.
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Hey, Bob.
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I don't even want to know what that is.
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(chuckles) But, uh, tell me.
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It's a float, Jimmy. For Bog to Beach.
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Ugh! Bog to Beach is the worst!
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Bunch of artsy-fartsy weirdoes
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throwing paper cups all
over the place and making
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a strange... You know what I'm saying.
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We're doing it for the cash prize,
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so... there, Jimmy.
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And to celebrate the
freaks that weave the fabric
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of this funky town.
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More the money. And we're gonna hand out
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free samples, drum up a little business.
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Probably a lot of business. So, yeah.
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Yeah, giving away food
is great business, Bob.
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And hey, your float looks
dumb, just like your face.
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(laughs) And also,
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you have another restaurant's
name on it, so good luck.
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Can I shoot him, Dad? Can I shoot him?
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No. Maybe. Yes, definitely.
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- Gene, give me some ammunition.
- Coming right up.
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- (Gene grunting)
- And...
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Don't... don't do it. Stand...
stand down, stand down.
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Fine, standing down.
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Huh. I know they said it's
supposed to rain tomorrow,
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but it's really nice
out; maybe it won't rain.
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(thunder rumbling)
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Oh my God, it's raining.
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It's raining so much.
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These costumes are like sponges.
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I lined the inside
of them with sponges.
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Oh...
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Yeah, Linda, the costumes are...
great.
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- Aw, thanks.
- But why are we all pickles?
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I made the first pickle,
and it turned out so good
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I just kept going.
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It looks like maybe we
own a pickle restaurant.
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Someone should have checked on me.
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I was up there all alone,
just making pickles.
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(sighs) Well, at least we're here.
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Let's just drive the parade route,
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get this float in front of the judges,
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and come in last place.
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GENE: The Belcher way.
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JIMMY: Honk-honk!
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Hey, Bob! Horn doesn't
work. Check this out, huh?
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This is what a float looks like.
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No, no, no, no!
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Now there are six floats
and there's only five prizes.
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We're gonna have to beat Jimmy.
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There goes our whole strategy.
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Looks like we're in a bit of a pickle.
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'Cause we're... You get it.
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- Why are you doing this, Jimmy?
- Hey, hey,
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what do you mean? I love this parade.
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No, you don't!
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Anyway, I do everything better than you.
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So, you're gonna lose.
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- Ooh, yeah!
- Your float stinks, Jimmy.
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And you're not gonna beat us.
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Yes, I am. I brought just a
ton of free pizzas to hand out.
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Drum up a little business.
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You could learn a lot from me, Bob.
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That was my idea.
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Sorry, I can't hear you
over how good my float is.
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(chuckles)
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GENE: I don't know where to look first.
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It's a freak-peeping bonanza.
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Oh, look! It's a naked juggler.
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00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:18,103
So many balls in the air.
249
00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:20,039
Hey, Marshmallow's here. Hi, girl!
250
00:08:20,074 --> 00:08:22,941
Hi, girl, yourself, you
little Bog to Beach baby.
251
00:08:22,977 --> 00:08:25,911
All right, it's time to
start the parade, everybody!
252
00:08:25,946 --> 00:08:28,147
Let's go!
253
00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,649
? ?
254
00:08:32,186 --> 00:08:34,753
Hey, Bobby. You're gonna have
to tell me where to steer.
255
00:08:34,789 --> 00:08:36,655
This thing does not
have windshield wipers.
256
00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:37,756
I got nothing down there.
257
00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:39,667
We gotta use the walkie-talkies.
258
00:08:40,027 --> 00:08:42,408
TEDDY (over walkie): Hey,
Bob. It's Teddy, from before.
259
00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:43,395
Yup.
260
00:08:43,431 --> 00:08:46,098
It's, uh... you get
kind of lonely down here.
261
00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,499
You just went down there, Teddy.
262
00:08:47,535 --> 00:08:48,979
I just wish I was up
there with you guys.
263
00:08:49,003 --> 00:08:50,302
I'm coming up!
264
00:08:50,337 --> 00:08:51,937
Teddy, no. It's our turn to go.
265
00:08:51,972 --> 00:08:54,073
So go, and drive straight.
266
00:08:54,108 --> 00:08:55,908
TEDDY. All right. And we're floatin'!
267
00:08:55,943 --> 00:08:57,142
Aah!
268
00:08:57,178 --> 00:08:58,644
Who wants a free T-shirt?
269
00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:01,513
It's coming out of the
cannon... Look alive!
270
00:09:01,549 --> 00:09:02,948
Where were you?
271
00:09:02,983 --> 00:09:04,616
Hey, who wants a free burger?
272
00:09:04,652 --> 00:09:06,652
It's coming out of a boy!
273
00:09:06,687 --> 00:09:08,821
Five second rule. That's
not a problem. It's fine.
274
00:09:08,856 --> 00:09:10,089
Time to unleash the beast.
275
00:09:10,124 --> 00:09:11,590
Here comes my parade wave.
276
00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,659
Wipe that blackboard,
wipe that blackboard,
277
00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:15,961
kiss your hand, and
wipe that blackboard.
278
00:09:15,996 --> 00:09:17,830
Hey, Gretchen. You having fun?
279
00:09:17,865 --> 00:09:20,666
Hey, Linda. I've been
having fun since yesterday.
280
00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:22,634
I got the date for the parade wrong,
281
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:23,969
so I've just been out here.
282
00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:26,772
Bye! What are you supposed to be?
283
00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:29,441
I'm a permaid. A mermaid with a perm.
284
00:09:29,477 --> 00:09:31,210
Yeah, you are. Look at you.
285
00:09:31,245 --> 00:09:32,678
Uh, hi, hey! Who wants some pizza?
286
00:09:32,713 --> 00:09:34,680
Lady, hey, come here,
take a slice, go on.
287
00:09:34,715 --> 00:09:37,516
Stupid Jimmy Pesto!
288
00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:39,485
So, Dad, are you loving this or what?
289
00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,953
(growls)
290
00:09:40,988 --> 00:09:43,322
You know what would cheer
up an old crank like you?
291
00:09:43,357 --> 00:09:45,891
- Lip-syncing to some disco.
- Fact.
292
00:09:45,926 --> 00:09:48,861
I gave Teddy the cassette
for "Hot Pants Rain Dance."
293
00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,562
I am not an old crank.
294
00:09:50,598 --> 00:09:52,838
I just don't want to pretend
to sing that song right now.
295
00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,700
- (engine revs)
- What the hell is he doing?
296
00:09:54,735 --> 00:09:57,035
LINDA: Hey, back off,
Jimmy, we're parading here.
297
00:09:57,071 --> 00:09:59,071
I'm sick of looking at your ugly float.
298
00:09:59,106 --> 00:10:00,973
I'm gonna pass you.
299
00:10:01,008 --> 00:10:03,175
What? You can't pass in a parade, Jimmy.
300
00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:04,877
Get your dumb float away from us.
301
00:10:04,912 --> 00:10:06,345
Hey! You see these pizzas?
302
00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,514
Now I'm gonna finish
the parade before you
303
00:10:08,549 --> 00:10:10,415
and bribe the judges with them. (laughs)
304
00:10:10,451 --> 00:10:13,185
What? No! No! You're not, Jimmy.
305
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,921
Because I am not letting you pass us!
306
00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:17,389
I'm gonna... kick your float.
307
00:10:17,424 --> 00:10:19,057
I can almost reach it.
308
00:10:19,093 --> 00:10:21,560
Hey, don't kick my float.
I'm gonna kick your float.
309
00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:23,028
- Hey!
- Hey!
310
00:10:23,063 --> 00:10:25,097
Oh, hey, looks a little
loose right here, huh?
311
00:10:25,132 --> 00:10:26,932
Hey, it came right off in my hand.
312
00:10:26,967 --> 00:10:28,200
You can't do that!
313
00:10:28,235 --> 00:10:30,836
Yeah, get your damn hands off her, Biff!
314
00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:32,237
Hey, what's going on with this one?
315
00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:34,173
It's just coming off all by itself.
316
00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,174
Oopsie-oopsie!
317
00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:36,875
BOB: No! Our sign!
318
00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:41,046
Ooh! The judges are definitely
gonna take points off for that.
319
00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:43,448
Get back, Jimmy, or I'll shoot.
320
00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:46,051
Aw, come on, you don't
have it in... Oof!
321
00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:47,753
Oh! Free shirt, though.
322
00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:49,955
Ha! Kids, arm your T-shirt guns.
323
00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,723
Keep Jimmy away from our float.
324
00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:54,960
GENE: Say hello to my 50-50 blend.
325
00:10:54,995 --> 00:10:57,129
You shoot a T-shirt
at a guy like a girl!
326
00:10:57,164 --> 00:10:58,096
(groans)
327
00:10:58,132 --> 00:10:59,531
So, like that?
328
00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:00,399
Oh, his face!
329
00:11:00,434 --> 00:11:01,466
Good shot, Louise.
330
00:11:01,502 --> 00:11:03,135
Hey. Hey.
331
00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:05,771
Some, ha, crazy float drama
going on up there, huh?
332
00:11:05,806 --> 00:11:08,350
Yeah, why can't we all
just enjoy the day?
333
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,308
I know, right?
334
00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:11,644
Let's promise to never get
caught up in that mess.
335
00:11:11,669 --> 00:11:12,411
Totally.
336
00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:14,413
Jimmy Jr., quick, grab
that fluttery thing.
337
00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,715
- What, this?
- What the hell? I'll kill you!
338
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:19,117
(gasping): Tina!
339
00:11:19,153 --> 00:11:21,920
Oh, my God. What have we become?
340
00:11:21,956 --> 00:11:23,155
Hey, it's the Belchers!
341
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:24,256
We know them!
342
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,335
Wait, no, those are pickles.
343
00:11:25,359 --> 00:11:26,625
Hi, pickles!
344
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,493
- Damn it.
- It doesn't look that bad.
345
00:11:28,529 --> 00:11:29,628
Yeah, it's distressed.
346
00:11:29,663 --> 00:11:30,629
- (groans)
- GENE: Shabby chic.
347
00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:31,964
Flabby chic.
348
00:11:31,999 --> 00:11:34,566
Bob, don't let Pesto poop on our parade.
349
00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:37,469
Bye, Bob. I'm gonna go
give pizza to the judges.
350
00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:40,439
Then we'll laugh about how
stupid hamburgers are. (laughs)
351
00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:42,341
Ah! We can't let Jimmy finish first.
352
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:43,408
Why not?
353
00:11:43,444 --> 00:11:44,910
You know what no one has ever wanted
354
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,245
after a bunch of free pizza?
355
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,280
A bunch of free burgers!
356
00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:50,082
Don't speak for me!
357
00:11:50,117 --> 00:11:52,684
Wait. I know how we can
get back in front of Pesto.
358
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,086
Bob, it's not a race.
359
00:11:54,121 --> 00:11:55,821
That's right, it's a not a race, Lin.
360
00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:56,989
It's a war.
361
00:11:57,024 --> 00:11:59,124
- It's a race war.
- Gene...
362
00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:00,259
Bob, it's a parade.
363
00:12:00,294 --> 00:12:01,793
We're having fun, remember?
364
00:12:01,829 --> 00:12:03,695
No, Lin, Pesto ruined our float.
365
00:12:03,731 --> 00:12:05,297
It looks worse than his now.
366
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:07,432
He's gonna beat us and get the $500,
367
00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,167
unless we go to the judges first,
368
00:12:09,203 --> 00:12:11,014
and give them our burgers before
he gives them his stupid pizza.
369
00:12:11,038 --> 00:12:12,170
- (static crackles)
- Teddy?
370
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,505
Bob? Is that you?
371
00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:15,707
Yes, it's me, Teddy.
Who else would it be?
372
00:12:15,743 --> 00:12:17,876
It's just good to hear a human voice.
373
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,766
Teddy, listen, I need
you to make a left.
374
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:20,477
What?
375
00:12:20,502 --> 00:12:22,192
We're gonna go left here
on this little side street,
376
00:12:22,216 --> 00:12:23,226
and then we're gonna go right,
377
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,449
and then right again,
378
00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:25,951
and we'll rejoin the parade route,
379
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:28,153
and we'll be in front of all the floats!
380
00:12:28,188 --> 00:12:30,022
You got it. Going off the parade route.
381
00:12:30,057 --> 00:12:31,390
Sounds like a good idea, Bob.
382
00:12:31,425 --> 00:12:33,558
I miss you. I miss all of you.
383
00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:35,494
- BOB: Sorry, pardon us.
- TINA: Coming through.
384
00:12:35,528 --> 00:12:36,805
GENE: Watch your hula-hoop, sir.
385
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,363
- Look out!
- Heads up!
386
00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:40,666
LINDA: See you soon, parade. Stay funky.
387
00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:42,701
Now we just make a right.
Teddy, turn right here.
388
00:12:42,736 --> 00:12:43,802
Turning right.
389
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:45,003
BOB: We'll go down the block.
390
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,338
Teddy, give it a little more gas.
391
00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:47,584
Now we'll just make the next right,
392
00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:48,652
and we're back on the route.
393
00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:50,175
There are no rights.
394
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:52,144
BOB: Oh, no, the street's curving left.
395
00:12:52,179 --> 00:12:53,578
Teddy? Are you seeing this?
396
00:12:53,614 --> 00:12:54,980
We're gonna have to veer left.
397
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:55,881
Veering left.
398
00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:57,349
Bob! Mayday! Mayday!
399
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:58,984
We gotta stop and we gotta turn around
400
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,252
and go back the way we came.
401
00:13:00,287 --> 00:13:01,586
We gotta get back on route.
402
00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:03,922
No way, Linda. There's
no turning around.
403
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,357
I mean, literally.
404
00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:07,025
I don't think this can turn around.
405
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:09,394
We stay the course, there's
gotta be a right somewhere.
406
00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:12,264
We're lost, Bob. Who
gets lost on a float?
407
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:13,365
Dad did.
408
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,766
Oh, was that not a real question?
409
00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:16,588
Dad, can I shoot you in
the neck with a T-shirt?
410
00:13:16,613 --> 00:13:18,382
No, you cannot shoot me in... (gasps)
411
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,964
TINA: I mean, one float
can be a parade, right?
412
00:13:22,989 --> 00:13:24,620
If there's anyone else on the street,
413
00:13:24,645 --> 00:13:25,789
I'm sure they'd appreciate this.
414
00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:27,212
There's a guy going to the bathroom
415
00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:28,280
between two parked cars.
416
00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:30,315
Yeah! He's got the spirit.
417
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,784
Oh, it's the mayor. Hi, Mayor!
418
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,419
Oh, it... Oh, oh, that's not the mayor.
419
00:13:34,455 --> 00:13:36,555
There's a right. Finally.
420
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:37,795
Teddy, turn right.
421
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,992
(all groan)
422
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,727
Hey, it looks like we're part of some...
423
00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:43,662
other kind of parade, I think.
424
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,551
Oh yeah, we're in a parade of town cars.
425
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,242
And there's Mort's car up front.
426
00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:49,644
LINDA: Bob, we're in
a funeral procession.
427
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,365
BOB: Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. What do we do?
428
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,572
LOUISE: Hey, they probably
won't even notice us.
429
00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:56,041
Worst case scenario, we
follow this death parade
430
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:58,310
all the way to a pretty
sweet deli spread.
431
00:13:58,346 --> 00:13:59,578
Oh! Another right!
432
00:13:59,614 --> 00:14:00,813
I think we should do it.
433
00:14:00,848 --> 00:14:03,698
- Teddy, turn right again.
- TEDDY: Turning.
434
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:05,551
LINDA: Oh, God, the funeral's turning!
435
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:08,654
GENE: No! Don't follow
us! Don't follow us!
436
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,522
LOUISE: Well, we finally lost them.
437
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,258
LINDA: They'll find another funeral.
438
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:13,565
I'm feeling good about this.
439
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:16,095
I think we're minutes away
from finding the parade.
440
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,397
Aw... Oh, come on. Oh!
441
00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:20,366
Oh, great. He's blocking the street.
442
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,268
Hey, Teddy? We got to stop.
443
00:14:22,303 --> 00:14:24,236
- LINDA: Hi! You okay?
- Uh...
444
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:25,771
Uh, first day.
445
00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:27,446
- Us, too.
- Want a free shirt?
446
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:28,696
Uh, sure.
447
00:14:28,721 --> 00:14:30,521
(groans) Thanks!
448
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:31,657
No problem!
449
00:14:31,692 --> 00:14:33,055
Uh, do you need help?
450
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,681
- We have to use the road.
- Maybe.
451
00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:38,517
- Oh, okay, you go up.
- No, Lin, you go up.
452
00:14:38,552 --> 00:14:40,195
- No, you go up.
- No, I'm going...
453
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:42,187
- I'll go under. Going under.
- BOB: Lift it up.
454
00:14:42,223 --> 00:14:44,134
LINDA: I'll go under. I'm just
going to stand in one place.
455
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:46,525
- GENE: Mine smells funny.
- Your what?
456
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,227
GENE: Ugh! We're missing it!
457
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,029
People are just traipsing around
458
00:14:50,064 --> 00:14:53,198
in provocative hand-crafted
costumes, and we're lost!
459
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:54,633
I think we're close.
460
00:14:54,669 --> 00:14:56,309
I really think we're
almost back on route.
461
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:57,770
I'm sick of your lies, Dad!
462
00:14:57,805 --> 00:14:59,705
Sorry, sorry, I just
got hot for a second.
463
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,607
Mostly I'm really cold and wet.
464
00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:03,453
- (faint cheering, drums beating)
- Wait, wait, did you guys hear that?
465
00:15:03,477 --> 00:15:06,612
- GENE: Did you fart?
- No. Yes, but it was silent.
466
00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:08,280
(gasp) I think it's the parade!
467
00:15:08,316 --> 00:15:09,915
It's definitely a parade.
468
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,510
Oh, my God, I hear it, too.
469
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,052
LINDA: Look! Up there to the right.
470
00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:14,453
Freaky parade people!
471
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:15,888
Butts! I see butts!
472
00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,234
Teddy, we've got a right turn coming up.
473
00:15:17,258 --> 00:15:18,924
We're gonna get back on route,
474
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,293
we're gonna give the
judges burgers before pizza,
475
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,729
and we're gonna get that
fifth place prize money!
476
00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:25,831
(laughs) I knew you could do it, Bob!
477
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,833
I never lost faith in you.
478
00:15:27,868 --> 00:15:30,336
Oh, come on, the road is blocked?
479
00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:32,438
Teddy, stop the float.
480
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,340
Ah, I knew we'd never make it.
481
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,952
We'll just have to put
this thing in reverse
482
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,310
and go until we can get
back onto the route somehow.
483
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:40,245
I thought this thing
doesn't go in reverse.
484
00:15:40,281 --> 00:15:44,583
It doesn't, but we could all
hop off and push it backwards...
485
00:15:44,618 --> 00:15:46,919
No, Bob, let's not
drive anymore, please.
486
00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:49,021
Lin, but I think we're
close to the finish.
487
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,334
Bob, why don't we leave the float here
488
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:51,924
and walk the rest of the way?
489
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,759
- We'll come back later and pick it up.
- What?
490
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:55,794
Come on, Bob, don't you
want to have a little fun
491
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,196
before this whole thing is over?
492
00:15:57,231 --> 00:16:00,199
This parade is not
about having fun, Lin.
493
00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:02,233
No. Of course not.
494
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,204
Well, I want to have a good time.
495
00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:07,039
- Come on, Bob.
- No.
496
00:16:07,074 --> 00:16:08,985
I'm getting this thing to
the finish line before Pesto.
497
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,309
You guys can walk if you want.
498
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,977
Okay. What do you say, kids?
499
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,390
You want to walk the rest of the way
500
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:15,047
with your mom and all the freaky people?
501
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,215
Freak yes, I do.
502
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,683
- Let's go.
- Let's do this.
503
00:16:17,718 --> 00:16:19,551
All right, Bob, we'll
see you at the beach.
504
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,363
Kids, let's go get weird.
505
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,288
Wow. You chose me over your family.
506
00:16:23,324 --> 00:16:24,690
That's not what happened, Teddy.
507
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,058
I'm on it, Bobby.
508
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:27,571
Okay, we just have to find another way
509
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:28,660
back to the parade route.
510
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,462
I think we can still beat Jimmy.
511
00:16:30,498 --> 00:16:32,564
And... there he is.
512
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,501
JIMMY: Hey! Is there a parade
on that street, too, Bob?
513
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,070
(chuckles) A bad one? Uh, zoom!
514
00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,905
Damn it. It's over.
515
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,540
Wait. What if we ram the barricades?
516
00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:42,674
Excuse me?
517
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,176
We floor it, hold on tight
518
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,544
and burst right through.
519
00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:47,846
Papier-m�ch� float, solid barricade.
520
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,227
Let's do it.
521
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,217
The coast is clear, Teddy. We're ready.
522
00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:53,752
Here we go!
523
00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:56,221
(engine revving, tires screeching)
524
00:16:57,525 --> 00:16:58,690
(yelling)
525
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:02,461
Yes! Oh, the burgers.
526
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:05,531
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
527
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:09,701
(coughing)
528
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,877
Is my ass on fire?
529
00:17:11,902 --> 00:17:14,260
- Be honest.
- A little bit, Teddy. A little bit.
530
00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,792
- Anything?
- TEDDY: Nothing.
531
00:17:17,817 --> 00:17:19,230
Well, we lost.
532
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,338
Pesto beat us.
533
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,207
Judges are, like, 50 yards away
534
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,075
eating his horrible pizza.
535
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,711
We can't even finish and
we're so close to the end.
536
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:28,680
(sighs) I mean, when you say it out loud
537
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,234
all at once, it makes it sound bad.
538
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,425
Stereo still works.
539
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,760
Want to listen to Linda's tape?
540
00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:33,795
(sighs) Not really.
541
00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,362
Oh. I already pressed play.
542
00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:37,965
- Parade puddles!
- Paradles!
543
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,535
Uh, I'm not sure this is
all water... Eh, it's fine.
544
00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:43,248
You don't know what
you're missing up there!
545
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,638
Come down here and splash.
546
00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:46,473
Oh, you're not wearing any underwear.
547
00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:48,108
(over speakers): ? Just when I thought ?
548
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:50,469
? I was lost and washed out ?
549
00:17:50,513 --> 00:17:55,249
? Someone reminded me
what it was all about... ?
550
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:58,118
Look at those guys, just
sloppin' around in puddles.
551
00:17:58,154 --> 00:18:00,321
BOB: They do look like
they're having a good time.
552
00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:03,724
? Ah, ah, yeah... ?
553
00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:06,961
(sighs) I guess I haven't
been very fun today.
554
00:18:06,996 --> 00:18:08,626
Yeah, but this really
isn't your scene.
555
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:09,563
What do you mean?
556
00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:11,665
It's just... Those
people are really fun.
557
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,434
Look at 'em. They're free spirits.
558
00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:15,736
Maybe I have been a little grumpy.
559
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,638
Come on, we're here for the cash prize.
560
00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:19,306
That's what matters here... the money.
561
00:18:19,342 --> 00:18:20,986
What, do we have to
live life to the fullest
562
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,743
at this particular parade?
563
00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:24,445
No. We're here on a job.
564
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,780
(sighs) Oh, my God.
What is wrong with me?
565
00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,816
Ah, the beat's about to kick in.
566
00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:31,996
You know what? Turn it up.
567
00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:34,989
? ?
568
00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:38,659
Teddy! Unzip my pickle!
569
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,928
Unzipping your pickle, Bobby.
570
00:18:40,963 --> 00:18:43,097
Is that Bob?
571
00:18:43,132 --> 00:18:45,299
(gasps) He's playing
"Hot Pants Rain Dance"!
572
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:48,969
It's like a fun, wet,
almost naked version of Dad.
573
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,872
Disco? I'll go.
574
00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:53,941
I'm dancing! I'm having fun!
575
00:18:53,976 --> 00:18:55,809
Hey, kids! I took my clothes off!
576
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:56,710
TINA: Go, Dad!
577
00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:58,145
Shake what Grandpa gave you!
578
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,647
But maybe not like that!
579
00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:02,116
Lin, I'm sorry I was such a jerk today.
580
00:19:02,151 --> 00:19:04,318
I let Pesto get the best of me.
581
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,687
But I love Bog to Beach now!
582
00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:08,689
I totally get it! (whoops)
583
00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:11,725
Oh, I forgive you, my little
floatstest with the mostest!
584
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:13,794
Hey, get up here. It's your song.
585
00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:15,229
Kids! Come on!
586
00:19:15,264 --> 00:19:18,032
What happened? Why'd
you stop your float here?
587
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,867
We broke down. We're stuck.
588
00:19:19,902 --> 00:19:21,535
We were trying to get to the judges.
589
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:23,137
We could push you.
590
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,339
Or someone could push you. Guys?
591
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,675
Let's motorboat this float.
592
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:30,511
TEDDY (singing along): ?
Hot pants rain dance! ?
593
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,246
? Da-da, doo-doo rain ?
594
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:34,014
? I don't know the words. ?
595
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,016
Get down from there, Jimmy Jr.!
596
00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:38,185
No, Dad! I'm dancing!
597
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,420
(whoops)
598
00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:42,056
Hey. Sorry about earlier, Tina.
599
00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:43,691
I shouldn't have messed up your float.
600
00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:45,192
That was not cool.
601
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,428
It's okay. Sorry I
shot you with a shirt,
602
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:50,664
and that you crumpled up into
a little ball on the ground
603
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,933
and looked really weak and fragile.
604
00:19:52,969 --> 00:19:55,569
Uh, okay, uh, it really hurt.
605
00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,271
Should we have make-up dance?
606
00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,906
- Yeah!
- (hooting and hollering)
607
00:19:58,941 --> 00:20:00,774
? So hot your pants on fire... ?
608
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:02,509
? ?
609
00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:04,912
Well, we were just about to
give the prize for fifth place
610
00:20:04,947 --> 00:20:07,214
to the guy who gave me this wet pizza,
611
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:10,684
but The Bear Trap just rolled
in here and stole our hearts!
612
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,087
Ladies and gentlemen, fifth place prize
613
00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:14,722
is The Bear Trap!
614
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:17,057
(gasps) Bobby, that's
us! We're The Bear Trap!
615
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:19,259
Yes! We won fifth place!
616
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,561
ALL: Yay!
617
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,429
What? We were robbed.
618
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:24,732
I don't know, man. That was amazing.
619
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,735
They came across the line
and people started dancing.
620
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:29,269
It felt bigger than all of this.
621
00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:30,382
Oh, would you just shut up.
622
00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:32,639
All right! Mwah!
623
00:20:32,675 --> 00:20:34,408
So I, uh, I wonder what it's gonna cost
624
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:35,909
to fix this float up, huh?
625
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,211
Bob? Not gonna be cheap.
626
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,079
Don't ruin this, Teddy!
627
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,882
? Hot pants rain dance ?
628
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,617
? Get out there and take a chance ?
629
00:20:43,652 --> 00:20:45,552
? Hot pants rain dance ?
630
00:20:45,588 --> 00:20:47,254
? Get out there and shake your pants ?
631
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,223
? Hot pants rain dance ?
632
00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:51,058
? Get out there and take a chance ?
633
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:52,893
? Hot pants rain dance ?
634
00:20:52,928 --> 00:20:54,828
? Get out there and shake your pants ?
635
00:20:54,864 --> 00:20:57,264
? Bah bah bah bah bah ?
636
00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:02,191
? Bah bah bah bah bah bah ?
637
00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:04,373
? Bah bah bah bah bah ?
638
00:21:05,841 --> 00:21:07,741
? Bah bah bah bah bah bah ?
639
00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:09,143
? Hot pants rain dance ?
640
00:21:09,178 --> 00:21:12,146
? Get out there and take a chance... ?
641
00:21:12,196 --> 00:21:16,746
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