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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,697 LINDA: ? La, la, la ? 2 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:25,408 ? Going to the accountant, gonna do our taxes ? 3 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,984 ? At the last minute, we're adults ? 4 00:00:27,992 --> 00:00:29,825 ? Responsible adults, yeah! ? 5 00:00:29,866 --> 00:00:31,799 That's a beautiful song, Linda. Where's it from? 6 00:00:31,839 --> 00:00:33,306 No, Teddy, we really are going 7 00:00:33,311 --> 00:00:34,779 to the accountant to do our taxes. 8 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,518 We probably shouldn't have waited 9 00:00:36,523 --> 00:00:39,024 until the last possible moment on the last possible day, 10 00:00:39,032 --> 00:00:40,800 but it is kind of our tradition. 11 00:00:40,806 --> 00:00:43,040 Aw, that's true! So special. 12 00:00:43,047 --> 00:00:44,748 I don't know why you guys need an accountant. 13 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,486 It's fun to do your own taxes. 14 00:00:46,526 --> 00:00:48,227 No. Mm... no. It's fine. 15 00:00:48,232 --> 00:00:51,534 Our accountant isn't that expensive, and he's really good. 16 00:00:51,544 --> 00:00:53,278 Or pretty good. He's fine. Yeah. 17 00:00:53,284 --> 00:00:56,053 We go for an hour, we pretend to laugh at his jokes. 18 00:00:56,061 --> 00:00:57,461 Ugh, the jokes. 19 00:00:57,466 --> 00:00:58,899 Then we're done for the year. 20 00:00:58,937 --> 00:01:00,705 Why do you pretend to laugh at his jokes? 21 00:01:00,711 --> 00:01:02,378 Well, he's in charge of our money, Teddy. 22 00:01:02,384 --> 00:01:03,885 We have to be nice to him. 23 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:05,423 I mean, I think he takes away a dependent 24 00:01:05,428 --> 00:01:06,829 every time we don't laugh. 25 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,468 Well, good luck with that. I'm going down to the docks. 26 00:01:09,476 --> 00:01:10,942 I'm helping out with Lobsterfest. 27 00:01:10,981 --> 00:01:12,548 Ugh. Lobsterfest. 28 00:01:12,587 --> 00:01:13,719 What's wrong with Lobsterfest? 29 00:01:13,759 --> 00:01:15,158 There's too much lobster. 30 00:01:15,197 --> 00:01:17,630 Yeah, that's this year's theme: too much lobster! 31 00:01:17,673 --> 00:01:19,106 All right, well, have fun. 32 00:01:19,111 --> 00:01:20,946 You, too, going to the accountant. 33 00:01:20,951 --> 00:01:22,818 Hey, Accountantfest. Too much taxes! 34 00:01:22,824 --> 00:01:24,191 Yup. (groans) 35 00:01:24,196 --> 00:01:25,896 Okay. Bye, Teddy! 36 00:01:32,761 --> 00:01:34,794 TINA: Whoa. Eye contact. 37 00:01:34,835 --> 00:01:37,169 Did I just have significant E.C. with Joe Harrison? 38 00:01:37,176 --> 00:01:39,010 It felt like it. That's weird. 39 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:41,018 I barely know him. Hmm. 40 00:01:41,024 --> 00:01:42,423 Look at me again. 41 00:01:42,462 --> 00:01:44,929 Look at me. Look at me. Ugh! 42 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,739 Joe, where do you think you're going? 43 00:01:46,744 --> 00:01:48,412 You have detention, young man. 44 00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:50,418 (sighs) Fine. 45 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,691 TINA: Detention, huh? 46 00:01:51,729 --> 00:01:53,430 Ugh! Reading is dumb! 47 00:01:53,436 --> 00:01:55,569 Tina, what is going on? Your mom. 48 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:57,411 What?! Is dumb. 49 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:58,982 And reading is dumb. 50 00:01:59,023 --> 00:02:00,357 You just earned yourself detention. 51 00:02:00,361 --> 00:02:02,295 Got it. Sorry about all that. 52 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:04,001 Well, I'm sorry, too. Maybe you don't need detention... 53 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:06,441 Shove it! Oh, okay, definitely detention. 54 00:02:06,483 --> 00:02:09,584 TINA: Eyes on the prize, which is Joe's eyes. 55 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:11,328 LINDA: I can't believe 56 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:12,901 Tina got detention. 57 00:02:12,906 --> 00:02:14,340 We needed her to babysit you two. 58 00:02:14,345 --> 00:02:15,644 Mom, we've been over this. 59 00:02:15,683 --> 00:02:17,551 Gene and I are fine by ourselves. 60 00:02:17,556 --> 00:02:19,757 You let us babysit Aunt Gayle whenever you go out of town, 61 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,364 and she's a handful. 62 00:02:21,404 --> 00:02:24,173 Mm. I don't know. Bob, what do you think? 63 00:02:24,181 --> 00:02:28,050 I guess. I mean, it is just an hour, and we'll be close by. 64 00:02:28,061 --> 00:02:30,562 All right, but I'm setting a lot of rules. 65 00:02:30,604 --> 00:02:32,104 Don't open the door to anybody. 66 00:02:32,109 --> 00:02:34,144 What if it's a guy with a gun and he really needs to pee? 67 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:35,115 No. 68 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:36,721 And don't use the stove or knives 69 00:02:36,726 --> 00:02:38,292 or the bathtub or matches. 70 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,298 Well, then how are we gonna have a hot knife bath? 71 00:02:40,339 --> 00:02:41,906 And if anyone calls for us, 72 00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,080 say that we're home, but we're... pooping. 73 00:02:44,086 --> 00:02:46,453 No, say I'm in the shower, but I look good for my age. 74 00:02:46,495 --> 00:02:49,030 Guys, guys, we got it. We'll be fine. I'm in charge. 75 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:50,803 You don't have anything to worry about. 76 00:02:50,844 --> 00:02:52,378 Well, technically, Gene's in charge. 77 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:54,449 He is? I am? Yes. 78 00:02:54,491 --> 00:02:56,124 He's your big brother, Louise. 79 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:57,564 I mean, big brother? 80 00:02:57,569 --> 00:02:59,736 I think of him more as a large brother. 81 00:02:59,742 --> 00:03:01,643 No offense. Yes, offense! 82 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:03,151 It's just, you don't really do 83 00:03:03,155 --> 00:03:04,989 the traditional big brother stuff. 84 00:03:04,995 --> 00:03:07,530 You don't call me squirt, you aren't good at baseball, 85 00:03:07,538 --> 00:03:09,572 and I have to give you a piggyback ride 86 00:03:09,578 --> 00:03:11,045 when your legs get tired. 87 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,650 Just 'cause Dad's not strong enough. 88 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:14,725 Louise, Gene is older than you though, 89 00:03:14,731 --> 00:03:16,664 so I guess your mother has a point. 90 00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:19,606 Yeah! I'm large and in charge. Literally. 91 00:03:19,615 --> 00:03:21,483 (laughs): Okay. 92 00:03:21,489 --> 00:03:23,223 (quietly): Don't worry. I'll keep an eye on him. 93 00:03:23,228 --> 00:03:24,961 Now get out of here, you crazy kids. Go! 94 00:03:25,001 --> 00:03:26,602 We'll be back in an hour. 95 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,007 Remember what I told you. Yup. 96 00:03:28,012 --> 00:03:29,378 Okay, bye bye. Bye. Yup. 97 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:32,286 (door opens, closes) So, forbidden snack time? 98 00:03:32,294 --> 00:03:34,895 As your king, I declare them unforbidden! 99 00:03:34,937 --> 00:03:36,437 I like how you think. 100 00:03:37,948 --> 00:03:39,449 TINA: Moment of truth. 101 00:03:39,454 --> 00:03:41,621 It's just me and Joe. 102 00:03:41,628 --> 00:03:43,329 And all these other kids. 103 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:45,869 Time to figure out if lightning strikes twice. 104 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,276 In our eyes. 105 00:03:47,316 --> 00:03:49,317 I have the perfect angle. 106 00:03:49,323 --> 00:03:51,857 Don't sit down there. No, no, no, no. Damn it! 107 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,633 Okay, okay, I can maybe still see Joe. 108 00:03:54,675 --> 00:03:56,076 (groaning) 109 00:03:56,081 --> 00:03:57,480 Just a casual lean. 110 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,420 No big deal. 111 00:03:59,426 --> 00:04:00,559 Almost there. 112 00:04:00,597 --> 00:04:02,031 Almost... 113 00:04:02,035 --> 00:04:03,668 (gasps) I'm okay. 114 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,608 GERALD: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba- 115 00:04:05,649 --> 00:04:07,615 Ba-Ba-Belchers! 116 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:10,256 Hey, guys. You pumped to get these taxes done or what? 117 00:04:10,299 --> 00:04:12,699 Yup. Love 'em. Love taxes. (whoops) 118 00:04:12,741 --> 00:04:15,343 Cool. 'Tis the season. That's what I always say. 119 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:18,218 ? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la tax. ? 120 00:04:18,261 --> 00:04:20,561 (both laughing) 121 00:04:20,603 --> 00:04:22,937 You guys want some water or anything before we get started? 122 00:04:22,944 --> 00:04:25,012 I'll have my secretary grab some. Just kidding. 123 00:04:25,019 --> 00:04:26,585 I don't have a secretary. (laughs) 124 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:29,158 (chuckles) Oh. It's very funny. 125 00:04:29,201 --> 00:04:30,534 You guys want a butterscotch cookie? 126 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,306 One of my clients made them for me. 127 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:33,611 They look delicioso. 128 00:04:33,651 --> 00:04:36,686 Mmm. Oh, my God, these are good! 129 00:04:36,695 --> 00:04:38,996 Bob? Uh, sure, I'll have one. 130 00:04:39,003 --> 00:04:41,537 Ooh, I'll have one more. Mmm. Good. 131 00:04:41,579 --> 00:04:43,681 All right, let me just pull out my tax-ophone. 132 00:04:43,687 --> 00:04:45,087 And tune it up. 133 00:04:45,092 --> 00:04:46,693 (imitating saxophone music) 134 00:04:46,698 --> 00:04:49,665 Okay, let's just get started, could we? 135 00:04:49,709 --> 00:04:51,175 LOUISE: Okay, let's make sure 136 00:04:51,214 --> 00:04:52,815 we're on the same page here. 137 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:55,388 We're making 17 layer dip, correct? Correct. 138 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:58,431 But we won't put in a 13th layer because it's bad luck. 139 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,108 I'm going to visit the produce drawers 140 00:05:00,113 --> 00:05:01,579 and look for mom's hidden bacon bits 141 00:05:01,618 --> 00:05:03,118 that she thinks we don't know about. 142 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:05,425 (gasps) Xanadu. 143 00:05:05,432 --> 00:05:07,033 Gene. Come. See. 144 00:05:07,039 --> 00:05:08,772 What is it? 145 00:05:08,811 --> 00:05:10,511 It's softer than 146 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:11,985 the tops of Dad's legs. 147 00:05:11,990 --> 00:05:13,657 Oh, I know exactly what it is. 148 00:05:13,662 --> 00:05:15,063 It's a cantaloupe. 149 00:05:15,068 --> 00:05:16,902 Remember when Mom put it under her shirt 150 00:05:16,908 --> 00:05:18,575 at the grocery store and pretended 151 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,481 she had another boob, and then they made her buy it? 152 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,321 (gasps) That was three years ago! 153 00:05:22,327 --> 00:05:24,595 We got to throw it. Wh-What? 154 00:05:24,602 --> 00:05:27,037 We got to throw it off the fire escape into the back alley. 155 00:05:27,044 --> 00:05:28,711 Yes! Wait, maybe no. 156 00:05:28,717 --> 00:05:31,052 This seems like possibly a bad idea 157 00:05:31,059 --> 00:05:32,860 that could get us into trouble. 158 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,400 And I guess I'm in charge, so... 159 00:05:35,407 --> 00:05:36,875 Gene, don't overthink it. 160 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,713 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 161 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:40,420 We've never been home alone before, 162 00:05:40,425 --> 00:05:43,127 and we've never found a rotten cantaloupe before. 163 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,437 Are you saying this is proof there's a God? 164 00:05:45,444 --> 00:05:47,112 I'm not saying it isn't. 165 00:05:47,117 --> 00:05:49,084 Gene, when life hands you moldy melons, 166 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:50,925 you make moldy melon-ade. 167 00:05:50,931 --> 00:05:53,499 All right, let's do it. Let's throw a melon! 168 00:05:53,507 --> 00:05:56,608 That's the spirit! There you go, large bro! 169 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,324 TINA: Joe. 170 00:05:59,328 --> 00:06:01,128 Joe, Joe, Joe. 171 00:06:01,134 --> 00:06:03,369 I've never even thought about Joe that way before, 172 00:06:03,376 --> 00:06:05,978 but maybe he's been thinking about me that way all along. 173 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:08,319 Maybe today, he looked at himself in the mirror, 174 00:06:08,361 --> 00:06:09,761 and he said, "Today's the day 175 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:11,400 that you tell Tina how you feel." 176 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,273 He's probably a mess right now. 177 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,513 I've got to make eye contact again. I... (groans) 178 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,221 I can't see him from this position though! 179 00:06:17,226 --> 00:06:19,627 All right, time to turn my desk. 180 00:06:19,635 --> 00:06:21,369 Detention is two hours. 181 00:06:21,374 --> 00:06:23,776 If I move the desk an inch every five minutes, 182 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,252 I'll be able to see Joe's eyes in about 90 minutes. 183 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:27,792 Here goes. FROND: Tina. 184 00:06:27,831 --> 00:06:28,897 No moving your desk. 185 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:30,135 TINA: Damn it! 186 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,039 I'll find another way. Wait for me, Joe. 187 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,647 Okay. I just want to verify 188 00:06:33,653 --> 00:06:37,089 that this year your retirement contribution was... zero. 189 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:38,933 That sounds right. (phone rings) 190 00:06:38,938 --> 00:06:40,438 Oh, I'm sorry, I have to get that. 191 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,877 I sent Pamela home early today. 192 00:06:41,882 --> 00:06:43,316 (laughs) Just... 193 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:44,654 Remember? (laughs) 194 00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:45,859 There's nobody there. 195 00:06:45,897 --> 00:06:46,829 I-I remember. 196 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:48,300 Hello. This is Gerald. 197 00:06:48,305 --> 00:06:49,706 Oh, hey, Tim. 198 00:06:49,711 --> 00:06:51,812 Yeah, I've got the cookies right here. 199 00:06:51,818 --> 00:06:53,485 Okay. 200 00:06:53,491 --> 00:06:57,193 Under no circumstances should we eat these cookies? 201 00:06:57,238 --> 00:06:58,905 Oh, my God. Oh, my... What? 202 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:00,678 Right, but... (laughs) 203 00:07:00,684 --> 00:07:03,052 Let's just say maybe we ate some. 204 00:07:03,059 --> 00:07:05,593 Mm. I-I had two. 205 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:06,969 Uh, I-I only had one. 206 00:07:06,973 --> 00:07:08,406 I had three, hello! 207 00:07:08,445 --> 00:07:10,746 Okay, well, uh, thanks for telling us. 208 00:07:10,753 --> 00:07:12,253 Bye. Gerald, 209 00:07:12,292 --> 00:07:13,692 what's happening? What's going on? 210 00:07:13,731 --> 00:07:15,999 Uh, it turns out the cookies I gave you 211 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,573 have marijuana in them... a lot of it. 212 00:07:18,616 --> 00:07:19,349 Oh, no. 213 00:07:19,352 --> 00:07:20,352 I-I guess 214 00:07:20,355 --> 00:07:21,922 Tim made two batches of cookies. 215 00:07:21,928 --> 00:07:23,195 These were for his mom. 216 00:07:23,199 --> 00:07:26,100 She apparently ate hers and didn't get high, so... 217 00:07:26,143 --> 00:07:27,677 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 218 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:29,816 We can't get stoned in the middle of the day. 219 00:07:29,822 --> 00:07:31,355 We're old. We have kids! 220 00:07:31,396 --> 00:07:32,795 Oh, God. This is bad. 221 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:35,368 Stupid cookies! They were good though. 222 00:07:35,376 --> 00:07:37,476 Maybe I'll just have one more. Lin, no. 223 00:07:37,518 --> 00:07:39,685 Gene, we are about to make history. 224 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:41,826 And here we... 225 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:43,800 Uh-oh. ...go! 226 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,206 (distorted): No...! 227 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:46,546 Aah! 228 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,750 What the...?! Ugh, dude. 229 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:50,424 Oh, my God. Is that Logan? 230 00:07:50,465 --> 00:07:52,466 (chuckles) 231 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,904 Oh, wow. 232 00:07:53,944 --> 00:07:56,312 Oh, wow, wow, wow. 233 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:58,586 Louise Belcher. 234 00:07:58,627 --> 00:08:00,594 Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. 235 00:08:00,635 --> 00:08:04,138 (laughs) Oh, you just made my day. 236 00:08:04,148 --> 00:08:06,849 I wanted to work out some of this hostility 237 00:08:06,857 --> 00:08:08,490 I'm feeling all the time, 238 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,165 which Dr. Swanson says is totally normal, 239 00:08:11,173 --> 00:08:14,140 but I was like, how am I gonna do that? 240 00:08:14,184 --> 00:08:15,384 Now I know. 241 00:08:15,388 --> 00:08:17,322 I'm gonna clear my schedule 242 00:08:17,328 --> 00:08:20,763 so that I can make your lives a living hell! 243 00:08:20,808 --> 00:08:23,043 Uh, I think you forgot about that thing you have today! 244 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:25,454 Remember that thing? You can't miss that thing! 245 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:29,284 You are dead, Louise Belcher! 246 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,323 (chuckles): Okay, look, that was an accident. 247 00:08:31,364 --> 00:08:34,199 A hilarious accident that I wish I had on video. 248 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:37,009 You don't have to get all crazy-face mad about it, okay? 249 00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:38,585 Logan, come on. Let's hit the park. 250 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:40,324 You guys go. I'm gonna figure out 251 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:42,463 how to ruin Louise's life for a while. 252 00:08:42,505 --> 00:08:44,305 All right, dude. We believe in you. 253 00:08:44,345 --> 00:08:46,712 Well, we're gonna go inside and watch TV now. 254 00:08:46,753 --> 00:08:48,621 Fine. I'm just gonna go around front, 255 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:51,328 ring the doorbell and tell your parents what you did. 256 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:53,071 Well, joke's on you because they aren't home. 257 00:08:53,077 --> 00:08:54,609 Yeah! 258 00:08:54,649 --> 00:08:57,384 Oh, your parents aren't home? Interesting. 259 00:08:57,392 --> 00:08:59,525 That expands my options. 260 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:02,102 Well, our boyfriend is coming over any minute 261 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,409 and he has a Bowflex! 262 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:08,893 I don't... I don't think I'm high. 263 00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:10,400 Me neither. 264 00:09:10,439 --> 00:09:11,905 I feel like I'm peeing. 265 00:09:11,944 --> 00:09:13,144 Am I peeing right now? 266 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:14,616 Bob, can you check? 267 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,055 So, are-are our taxes, like, mostly done? 268 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:20,098 Wow, look at all these numbers. 269 00:09:20,141 --> 00:09:21,107 Oh, boy. 270 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,545 What are they, right? 271 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:25,117 How do we assign value to symbols? 272 00:09:25,159 --> 00:09:27,327 I swear I'm peeing. Bob, can someone see? 273 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,102 Will you please stop? Stop peeing? 274 00:09:29,107 --> 00:09:30,841 No, stop saying "I'm peeing." 275 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:31,946 Am I pretty? 276 00:09:33,288 --> 00:09:35,755 TINA: Okay, time to take bold action. 277 00:09:35,798 --> 00:09:36,763 May I go to the restroom? 278 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:37,802 (sighs) Fine. 279 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:39,338 But no dawdling. 280 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:41,944 TINA: And now for the slight head turn. 281 00:09:41,987 --> 00:09:45,054 Keep it casual, and... 282 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:46,797 ? The briefest of glances ? 283 00:09:46,838 --> 00:09:49,071 ? Can start the biggest romances ? 284 00:09:49,113 --> 00:09:51,980 ? Our eyes were doing the dances and they were ? 285 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,324 ? Making advances ? 286 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:56,533 ? When our eyes met, I was like, hey, now ? 287 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,241 ? I bet that Joe could be the one... ? 288 00:09:59,283 --> 00:10:00,783 FROND: Tina! What? 289 00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:02,289 What are you doing? You're just standing there. 290 00:10:02,294 --> 00:10:03,927 Are you gonna go to the bathroom or not? 291 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:04,833 Just one second. 292 00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:07,538 ? Are you the one? ? 293 00:10:07,547 --> 00:10:09,247 (fireworks popping) 294 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,459 Okay, now I'm going. 295 00:10:12,498 --> 00:10:15,466 LOUISE: Is, uh, Stalker Texas Ranger 296 00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:17,343 still out there? It's been almost an hour. 297 00:10:17,348 --> 00:10:18,514 He's there. 298 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:21,622 I wonder if maybe we should, you know, apologize, 299 00:10:21,631 --> 00:10:24,165 so he won't be so mad and he won't kill us? 300 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,107 Gene, relax. He's down there, 301 00:10:26,113 --> 00:10:28,248 and we're way up here with the doors locked. 302 00:10:28,255 --> 00:10:30,355 Don't tell me you're actually scared of him. 303 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,331 No, I'm scared of something else. 304 00:10:32,337 --> 00:10:35,138 It's just a coincidence that I'm staring at a really mean 305 00:10:35,146 --> 00:10:38,348 high school kid who's down there doing karate on a parked car! 306 00:10:39,763 --> 00:10:41,364 All right, all right, I'll talk to him. 307 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,169 Excuse me. Oh, good. 308 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,677 Hey, Logan, go home and take a shower. 309 00:10:45,685 --> 00:10:47,918 You're smellin' of melon! Oh, God. 310 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,995 I'm never going home and I am never taking a shower 311 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:52,905 until I get my revenge. 312 00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:56,212 Oh, man, you're gonna be sorry, Louise. 313 00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:58,658 I am sorry that I'm still talking to you. 314 00:10:58,665 --> 00:11:00,198 Louise, maybe don't... 315 00:11:00,237 --> 00:11:02,372 I was thinking I'd just give you a noogie 316 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:05,748 or maybe a swirly, but I've changed my mind. 317 00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:10,260 Now I'm gonna give you a Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold! 318 00:11:10,308 --> 00:11:11,775 (quietly): Oh, man, did he just say 319 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,547 the Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold? 320 00:11:13,552 --> 00:11:16,488 You do not want the Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold. 321 00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:18,297 What? That's a real thing? 322 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,605 It's the signature move of the professional wrestler 323 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:21,912 Norwegian Steven. 324 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:23,449 Since when do you watch wrestling? 325 00:11:23,488 --> 00:11:24,988 I have a life, Louise! 326 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:26,795 Well, what's a whatever whatever Stink Hold? 327 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,233 It doesn't even sound scary. 328 00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:29,673 Well, it is. 329 00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:31,679 When Norwegian Steven's got his opponent on the ropes, 330 00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:34,453 he pulls them into a headlock like this... Ooh. 331 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,563 ...and then he pinches them like this... Whoa. 332 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,614 ...until they have to breathe in his B.O.! 333 00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:40,844 Well, I'm not gonna worry about that. 334 00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:43,018 He's never getting up here. 335 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,660 I'm gonna jump up there and grab you! 336 00:11:44,665 --> 00:11:46,666 (grunting) Put your hand out. 337 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,005 No, thank you. 338 00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:50,511 Uh, he'll tire himself out soon enough. 339 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,355 ? La, la, la, la ? 340 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,761 ? La, la-la-la-la... ? (whispering): I don't like it. 341 00:11:54,769 --> 00:11:57,670 Don't like what? (grunts) 342 00:11:57,713 --> 00:11:59,046 What? What are you doing? 343 00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:00,417 (whispers): Linda. 344 00:12:00,456 --> 00:12:02,324 I can hear you guys. 345 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,263 Gerald, look at me. Mm-mm. 346 00:12:04,303 --> 00:12:07,406 ? Gerald, I'm your friend ? 347 00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:10,950 ? Through thick and through thin, we'll do it together. ? 348 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,660 (whispering): She's so loud. 349 00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:14,802 Linda, maybe don't sing to Gerald right now. 350 00:12:14,809 --> 00:12:17,142 What? Why? He likes it. Oh, man. 351 00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:19,018 We better call the kids and tell them we'll be late. 352 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:20,924 Everyone act cool while I call. 353 00:12:20,964 --> 00:12:23,365 Hey, Gerald, I can French braid my own hair. 354 00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:25,073 You want to see? No. 355 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:27,047 Yeah, look, hi. Please, no. 356 00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:28,487 What? They're your friend. 357 00:12:28,492 --> 00:12:29,759 No, y-you're scaring me. 358 00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:31,395 Look. Look at us. 359 00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:33,068 We're gonna go into a French braid. (groaning) 360 00:12:33,108 --> 00:12:35,076 (phone rings) Aah! Who's calling? 361 00:12:35,082 --> 00:12:36,849 If it's Mom or Dad, just play it cool. 362 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:38,589 Right. That's me. Super cool. 363 00:12:38,594 --> 00:12:40,228 Belcher residence. 364 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,635 My father is pooping, my mom's in the shower, 365 00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:43,810 and she looks great. 366 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:46,982 Hello, son. Gene, son. Pal. 367 00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,258 Oh, hi. Hi, Dad. 368 00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:50,898 Hi, Gene. I'm Dad. It's Dad. 369 00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:53,675 (quietly): Gene, Gene. Don't mention the melon. 370 00:12:53,683 --> 00:12:56,151 Everything's great here. Nothing to mention. 371 00:12:56,158 --> 00:12:57,425 No melons were thrown. 372 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:58,930 (Louise groans loudly) 373 00:12:58,935 --> 00:13:00,870 (whispers): Bob, don't tell him we're high. 374 00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,476 Listen, we may be a little high... 375 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,982 I mean late, getting home. 376 00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:06,288 Uh, the taxes keep going. 377 00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:07,562 Good job. 378 00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,333 Okay, great! Everything here is great. 379 00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:11,340 Thanks for leaving me in charge. Everything's good. Bye. 380 00:13:11,346 --> 00:13:13,146 He totally knew I was stoned. 381 00:13:13,186 --> 00:13:14,987 He totally knew we threw a melon. 382 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,726 Hey, Logan's gone. 383 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,267 See? I told you he'd give up. 384 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:20,006 We're good. (phone rings) 385 00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:21,745 Ugh, it's probably Dad again. 386 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:24,186 Let me handle this. Hello. 387 00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:26,194 LOGAN: Hey, Louise. What do you want, Logan? 388 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,069 I just wanted to tell you that I'm in your house. 389 00:13:29,078 --> 00:13:30,878 Oh, yeah? I don't see you. 390 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:33,051 And why would you call me to tell me that? 391 00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:34,760 'Cause I wanted to make it menacing, 392 00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:37,633 like in the movies, with the spooky music. 393 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,442 (singing spooky music) 394 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:40,982 Well, that's not menacing at all. 395 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,588 It's relaxing, actually. 396 00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,428 Okay, but if I'm not in your house, 397 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,367 then who's in your kitchen? 398 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:47,940 (thump) (gasps) 399 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,014 Holy crap! Gene, Logan got in the house somehow. 400 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,319 What?! 401 00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:53,729 Logan is in the house! Run! Aah! 402 00:13:54,805 --> 00:13:56,604 Ha-ha! 403 00:13:56,645 --> 00:13:57,645 (both scream) 404 00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:59,481 But you were... I heard you. 405 00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:01,389 Let's just say you left the window open, 406 00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,096 and let's just say that I'm really good 407 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,002 at throwing shoes through windows, 408 00:14:05,008 --> 00:14:07,844 and let's just say that I'm also gonna need that shoe back. 409 00:14:07,852 --> 00:14:10,453 And now I'm gonna take you to Pitts-burg. 410 00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:11,827 Get it? 411 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,500 I get it. Pretty good. 412 00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:15,162 Thanks. Run! 413 00:14:16,807 --> 00:14:19,537 LOUISE: Go, Gene! Go! Casket delivery. 414 00:14:20,584 --> 00:14:22,218 (grunts) Hey! 415 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,823 Come on! We'll lose him at Lobsterfest. 416 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:26,629 But the festivities don't begin until 5:00 417 00:14:26,672 --> 00:14:29,841 if you're VIP, or 6:00 if you have a general admission ticket, 418 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:32,517 and 7:00 if you're only here to see the B-52s! 419 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,593 (panting) Ooh, nice potholders! 420 00:14:34,635 --> 00:14:36,802 Quick, quick, Gene, in there! 421 00:14:36,808 --> 00:14:39,944 ? Nothing lifts a pal up ? 422 00:14:39,954 --> 00:14:42,455 ? Like a scallop ? 423 00:14:42,462 --> 00:14:46,666 ? It's not selfish to love shellfish! ? 424 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,812 Fantastic! Let's run it one more time, 425 00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:50,653 and then we'll do the shrimp number. 426 00:14:50,659 --> 00:14:52,527 Okay, Gene, I have a plan. Great. 427 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:53,999 I have diarrhea. 428 00:14:59,826 --> 00:15:01,460 TINA: Huh, that's weird. 429 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,966 Am I crazy, or is that spark we had gone? 430 00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:06,542 ? Is that spark we had gone? ? 431 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:09,952 ? I was once so sure, now I fear I was wrong. ? 432 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,564 (singing quietly) 433 00:15:12,571 --> 00:15:13,971 Tina? 434 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,944 Tina? Tina! ? ...I was wrong. ? 435 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:17,718 Hmm? You're mumbling. 436 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,258 And your pencil is just an eraser now. 437 00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:20,563 I-I think you're done. 438 00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:21,868 I don't know if I'm done, 439 00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:23,606 but I sure have a lot to think about. 440 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:24,579 What?! 441 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,049 (sighs): Ah. 442 00:15:26,054 --> 00:15:27,755 Doesn't that feel good? 443 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,594 Tape fingers. Please stop. 444 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,835 Gerald, can I do it to you? 445 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:33,909 Yes. 446 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,417 I like it. 447 00:15:35,422 --> 00:15:37,423 There it is. Look at that. 448 00:15:37,429 --> 00:15:39,363 Linda, I was wrong about you. 449 00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:40,503 I like you. 450 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,708 I like you, too, Gerald. 451 00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:44,449 Even if your jokes aren't funny. 452 00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:45,419 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 453 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,125 Oh. You don't like my jokes? 454 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:49,331 What? No! 455 00:15:49,338 --> 00:15:50,639 I mean, yeah. 456 00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,044 I mean, kind of. 457 00:15:52,048 --> 00:15:53,682 I mean, no. Linda. 458 00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:55,355 But you always laugh at them. 459 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,761 Everyone laughs at them. 460 00:15:56,766 --> 00:15:59,601 Because we like you. Everyone likes you. 461 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:01,677 And it's not at all because you're their accountant 462 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:04,052 and they're scared of being audited. Not at all. 463 00:16:04,059 --> 00:16:06,627 (chuckles): I... uh, I actually like them. 464 00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:08,035 I love them. 465 00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:10,040 No, you don't, Bob. Don't lie. 466 00:16:10,047 --> 00:16:11,915 Oh, God. Oh, God. 467 00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,922 I always thought if accounting didn't work out, 468 00:16:13,928 --> 00:16:15,527 I could quit and do stand-up. 469 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,568 You-you could do bad stand-up. 470 00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:19,208 That's really popular. 471 00:16:19,247 --> 00:16:20,948 This is the worst day of my life. 472 00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:22,586 I don't even feel like doing taxes. 473 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:24,027 No, no, you-you should do some. 474 00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:25,465 It'll make you feel better. 475 00:16:25,469 --> 00:16:26,870 (doorbell buzzes) Oh, my God! 476 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,342 What is that?! Did you guys hear that?! 477 00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:29,981 That's the doorbell. Who's here? 478 00:16:29,986 --> 00:16:31,320 I'll go see. No! No! 479 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:32,357 (doorbell buzzes) 480 00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:33,829 (quietly): Oh, crap. 481 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,634 That's my next client. 482 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,808 He probably wants me to do his taxes. 483 00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,048 We got to hide. 484 00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:40,353 Yes. Absolutely. 485 00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:42,392 Great plan. (doorbell buzzes) 486 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,999 We should build a fort with the cushions. 487 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:47,709 That way, even if he gets in, he won't see us. 488 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:49,618 Okay, but I'm still sad, 489 00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:51,725 so I want my own room in the fort 490 00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:54,566 to reflect and figure out where to go from here. 491 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,475 You absolutely deserve that. 492 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,253 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 493 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:01,326 Where are you guys going? We're about to rehearse. 494 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,768 GENE: Uh, there's a shrimp emergency in the ocean. 495 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:07,310 Wait a minute. Aren't you two a little shrimpy to be shrimps? 496 00:17:07,355 --> 00:17:09,055 LOUISE: Don't you shrimp-shame me! 497 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,462 Okay, you guys need 498 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:12,167 to take those costumes off immediately. 499 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:13,839 Louise! (both yelling) 500 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,178 Run, Gene, run! No, no, no, no, no, no! 501 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:16,783 Don't get the tails dirty! 502 00:17:18,228 --> 00:17:21,463 (both panting) 503 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,674 Did we lose him? I think we lost him. 504 00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:24,747 (gasps) 505 00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:32,574 Great choice of hiding place, guys. 506 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:34,680 There's no way out. 507 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,873 Oh, God! I think I just bisqued my pants! 508 00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:41,802 Well, well, well, looks like your nose 509 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,778 just RSVP'd yes to my armpit. 510 00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:46,955 No. No way, Logan. Just... 511 00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:48,196 Just-just let us go! 512 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,667 Oh, I will. 513 00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:52,573 After I've destroyed your sinuses forever. 514 00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:55,217 Oh, no, no, I... I, um... Aah! 515 00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:58,161 Just stop trying to get away, Louise. 516 00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,738 Let me give you the Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold. 517 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,413 It only takes a minute, 518 00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:05,254 but you'll remember it for the rest of your life! 519 00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:06,930 No. Come on, no. 520 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,836 Are you... are you crying? 521 00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:10,309 No! (sniffles) 522 00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:12,415 (groans) Wait! 523 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,923 If you're gonna give anyone the Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold, 524 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,296 it's gonna be me. 525 00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:17,902 What was that, little fella? 526 00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,709 Oh, my God! I think I just said, 527 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:22,049 if you are gonna give anyone the Reverse Norwegian Stink Hold, 528 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:23,490 it's gonna be me! 529 00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:26,030 Get out of my way. 530 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,973 No! I am very scared right now, but I'm not moving! 531 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:30,951 Gene, don't. 532 00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:32,455 Okay, you asked for it. 533 00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:34,195 (grunting) 534 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,669 Whiff it up, little man! Whiff it up! 535 00:18:36,677 --> 00:18:40,145 (Gene groaning) LOGAN: Oh. Yeah. Oh. 536 00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:42,057 (sighs) 537 00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:43,363 Hey, Linda. What? 538 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,101 I think I'm okay to go home now. 539 00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:48,042 Plus, I mean, at some point, we just have to go home. 540 00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:50,319 But we can't just leave Gerald like this. 541 00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:51,893 You got to talk to him. 542 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,266 (sighs) Okay. 543 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,237 Hey, buddy. Hey, Bob. 544 00:18:55,244 --> 00:18:57,279 Look, I'm... I-I make burgers, 545 00:18:57,285 --> 00:18:59,252 but I also do this little chalkboard 546 00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:02,427 with the burgers of the day, and I think they are... 547 00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:04,038 hilarious, but they probably aren't. 548 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,044 They're okay. 549 00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:08,384 They're bad, but that's okay, because they make me laugh. 550 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:11,660 I do it for me, and you're a really good accountant, right? 551 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:12,670 I hope. 552 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,007 I'm pretty good. 553 00:19:14,012 --> 00:19:15,979 So just keep on doing that. 554 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:17,753 Keep on accountin'. 555 00:19:17,759 --> 00:19:21,095 But also, make your jokes, because you like them, okay? 556 00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:23,005 But work on 'em. More. 557 00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:24,779 Okay. Wait! 558 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,418 You guys can't leave. What's gonna happen to me? 559 00:19:26,424 --> 00:19:27,858 You're gonna be fine, Gerald. 560 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,194 You still have the fort. 561 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,768 Listen, this is very important. 562 00:19:30,773 --> 00:19:32,774 Later tonight, when you aren't high anymore, 563 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,447 we need you to finish and mail our taxes. 564 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,558 Can you describe them to me, Bob? 565 00:19:37,564 --> 00:19:38,998 Oh, my God. I'm just kidding. 566 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,904 (laughs) Hey, she laughed. 567 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,077 She did! Play us out with the tax-ophone? 568 00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:45,084 (imitating saxophone music) 569 00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:51,308 TINA: Ugh, it's so awkward. 570 00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:53,615 Knowing he's back there, expecting me to look at him 571 00:19:53,622 --> 00:19:55,289 the way I've always looked at him. 572 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,029 It's not fair to him or to me. 573 00:19:57,034 --> 00:19:58,869 I've got to show him my breakup eyes. 574 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,342 Like this. 575 00:20:00,347 --> 00:20:01,914 Whoa, whoa, easy, Tina girl. 576 00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:04,153 That was way too harsh. No need to be mean. 577 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,562 I need to use my let-him-down-easy eyes. 578 00:20:06,569 --> 00:20:07,669 Like this. 579 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,240 Yeah, that's it. 580 00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:11,445 Okay, here it goes. 581 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:19,107 He took that pretty well. 582 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:21,416 He's hurting, but he doesn't want to let it show. 583 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:22,823 That's Joe. (chuckles) 584 00:20:22,828 --> 00:20:24,294 I'll never forget him. 585 00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:27,069 How was it, Gene? Was it bad? 586 00:20:27,077 --> 00:20:28,811 It was painful. Yeah? 587 00:20:28,817 --> 00:20:30,583 And smelly. Yeah. 588 00:20:30,624 --> 00:20:32,024 But I've been through things 589 00:20:32,028 --> 00:20:33,829 that were more painful and more smelly. 590 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,636 Just not since my own birth. 591 00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:37,309 Mmm! Aah! 592 00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:39,315 What's happening?! Thanks for doing that. 593 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:40,689 You're a great large brother. 594 00:20:40,693 --> 00:20:42,493 Anytime, shrimp. 595 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,809 Yeah, that was definitely our kids. 596 00:20:46,815 --> 00:20:48,481 Why are they dressed as shrimps? 597 00:20:48,522 --> 00:20:50,589 And why are they hugging? Do they do that? 598 00:20:50,595 --> 00:20:52,229 I didn't know they did that. 599 00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:54,736 Ooh, hey, look at that. 600 00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:56,777 Wow. Right? 601 00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:03,098 TINA: ? The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances ? 602 00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:07,911 ? Our eyes were doing the dances and they were making advances ? 603 00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:10,127 ? When our eyes met, I was like ? 604 00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:13,936 ? Hey, now I bet that Joe could be the one ? 605 00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:17,416 ? The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances ? 606 00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:21,630 ? Our eyes were doing the dances and they were making advances ? 607 00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:24,343 ? When our eyes met, I was like ? ? When our eyes met ? 608 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:28,488 ? Hey, now I bet that Joe could be the one ? 609 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,266 ? Are you the one? ? 610 00:21:30,316 --> 00:21:34,866 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44195

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