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Four days till Halloween.
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So five days till I'm feeling
dandy and pooping candy.
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I don't know what
my costume's gonna be,
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but I do know it'll be last
minute and Mom will make it.
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I think I have a pretty
great idea for a costume.
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(singsongy):
Maybe even great enough
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to win the costume contest.
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Oh, yeah, the costume contest.
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I'm disqualified
because of last year.
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And next we have Louise
Belcher dressed as,
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ah, Phillip Frond.
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(imitating Mr. Frond):
I'm a guidance counselor.
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Council, council, council, council.
?No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Safe to cross.
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I don't do
costume contests.
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The only contests
I do start with
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either "Miss"
or "Pie Eating."
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I'm gonna be a hot mess.
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I'm gonna dress really messy
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and then decorate myself
in flames.
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Ooh, Tina,
that's a good idea.
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Yeah. Wait, you're
gonna be a hot mess?
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Because I'm actually
gonna be a hot mess.
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Wait, I thought we were
gonna be sexy Judge Judys?
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No, Jocelyn,
I'm gonna be a hot mess.
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Tammy, are you saying
that because you just
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heard me say it
and like the idea?
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No, I like the idea
because it's mine now.
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I mean, it was always mine.
Always. I always had it.
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She's got you there, T.
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Back on the sidewalk.
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Wait, Tammy!
?See ya later!
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I'm gonna sign up for the
costume contest right now.
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My hot mess idea
is totally gonna win.
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It's my idea!
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I need to cross the street.
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Not safe.
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Jackie, please, let me cross!
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Tammy's stealing
my costume idea!
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Not safe.
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But there are
no cars coming, look!
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Now I'm not
letting you cross
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because you're
getting on my nerves.
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(groans)
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Thanks a lot, Jackie.
Thank you.
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I can see two things
coming from a mile away:
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cars and sarcasm.
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Crossing guard burn.
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All right, guys.
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Here it is.
?Wow.
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Ooh, I love it!
My little Bobbleangelo.
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It's a perfect burger.
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Yeah. I used a stencil.
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Oh. ?Okay.
Slightly less impressed.
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It's clever though, right?
We're a burger restaurant.
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It's advertising.
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I wouldn't
say "clever."
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I'm gonna go put this outside.
?Outside?
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Why don't you put it
on the counter for decoration?
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No, jack-o'-lanterns go outside.
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That's what people do
with jack-o'-lanterns.
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But what if some kid smashes it
or eggs it or something?
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I'll bring it in tonight,
when we close up.
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When I was a kid, squirrels used
to eat our jack-o'-lanterns. Aw.
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And then one year my dad sat
in the bushes with a BB gun
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and he waited
for the squirrels to come.
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Oh. ?Huh.
?Eh. Well, it wasn't BBs that got 'em.
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He also poisoned
the pumpkins.
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That was, uh,
not my favorite Halloween.
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(Tina groaning)
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I can't believe
Tammy stole my costume.
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I can't believe
that you can't believe it.
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I really wanted
to win this year.
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(sighs) I've come so close
so many times.
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I can taste it.
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FROND:
And the winner is...
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Katie Waxman!
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Aw.
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And the winner is...
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Nicholas Mendoza!
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(sighs)
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And the winner is...
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Tina Belch...
?(gasps)
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Oh, wait, sorry.
Trina Belson!
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(groans)
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(sighs)
Now what am I gonna be?
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You could go as a
sore loser again.
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You're great at
that costume.
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Okay, you guys, what about...
what about, what about...
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what about a sand-witch?
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I've got fish sticks,
but I'm open to the possibility.
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No, no, I mean a sand-witch...
two pieces of bread
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with a witch in the middle.
Eh. ?Eh.
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I'm gonna go to the library
to research witches and bread.
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Oh, sure, yeah, just check out
that book Witches and Bread.
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And then check out
Vampires and Cake.
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It's a classic.
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TINA:
Hi, Mr. Ambrose.
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I'm looking for books on witches.
?Witches?
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Yeah. I need to find
some good pictures.
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I'm gonna be a sand-witch
for Halloween. Get it?
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Yeah. I get it, yeah.
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I mean, I know witches
wear pointy hats
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and fly on broomsticks,
but it'd be helpful
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to have a reference
picture to work off of.
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I really want to win
the costume contest.
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Witches don't wear pointy hats
and fly on broomsticks.
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They look like everyone else.
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They do? Yeah,
you're describing a stereotype.
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Don't be a witchist.
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I-I'm not! I didn't know.
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I-I mean...
What-what do you mean?
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Witches are powerful
and alluring.
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Wow. I like
powerful and alluring.
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How do you know so much
about witches, Mr. Ambrose?
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Duh! I work in a library!
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Oh. Right.
?(whispering): And I am one!
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What?
?I am one!
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Shh!
?Really?
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Don't look so surprised.
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Listen, do you really want
to win this contest?
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Yes.
Then be a witch.
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I think I made it pretty clear
I'm going to be a witch.
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No, I mean be a witch.
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Then you can cast a spell
to win the contest.
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There's such a thing as a spell
to win a costume contest?
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Of course there is.
You think people just win
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the Nobel Peace Prize?
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I mean, I thought
they did.
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Wake up, Tina!
Witches are everywhere.
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Oh.
?Here. You can try a spell.
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It might work,
it might not.
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Not everyone
is able to do it.
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Huh. Okay, well,
I guess I'll give it a try.
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But, Tina, beware.
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Casting spells
can be really dangerous.
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Oh, wait, should I not...
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
you totally should.
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But I'm just saying...
(whispers): beware!
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Okay. Um, do I go now?
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Yeah, you go.
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TINA:
My first spell.
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Here I go into the dark arts.
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"First, carve the word 'contest'
into a candle."
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Okay, did that.
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"Then light the candle
and say the following words:
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"'I make this true
by closing my eyes
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and see myself winning
first prize.'"
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Tina!
?Aah!
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We thought of another
costume idea for you.
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Cheer-bacca. It's Chewbacca
in a cheerleading uniform.
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What's, uh,
happening in here?
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You trying to cover up
your room funk?
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(sniffs) Whew,
'cause it's not working.
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Wait, is that
a spell book?
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Mr. Ambrose gave me this book.
He's a witch.
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Seriously?
Ambrose? Huh.
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Well, he does ride
to school on a bike
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with a little dog
in the front basket.
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Yeah. So, I'm kinda
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learning how to be a witch, too.
?What?! ?What?!
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And I just cast a spell
to win the costume contest.
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What a fun way to cheat
at a costume contest.
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Well, after Tammy stole my idea,
which was unfair,
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I decided it was okay
to be unfair.
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I could use a spell.
Anything in there to get me
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out of my book report tomorrow?
Huh.
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Oh, there's a spell here
that could work for you.
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Cast it. Cast away.
?Don't bring up that movie!
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You know I'll cry!
?Sorry.
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? Halloween's coming ?
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? Kids are trickin',
kids are treatin' ?
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? Ghosts gonna spook,
pumpkins gonna pump, la... ?
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Oh.
?What? You okay?
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Did that get
too scary for you?
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No, I just realized I forgot to
take my jack-o'-lantern inside.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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Oh, okay.
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Guess I'm doing the dishes
myself.
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? Kids are trickin',
kids are treatin'... ?
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I wrote "no book report"
on here.
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Now I just have to burn it.
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Aah! Okay,
that's probably burnt enough.
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Cast a spell for me, too!
I want fish sticks
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for tomorrow's
lunch at school.
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Wait, wasn't that
today's lunch?
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What's your point?
Nothing, nothing.
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Dream your crazy dream.
Let me see.
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Um, okay.
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"Fish sticks
are what we desire.
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Give us this food;
our hunger is on fire."
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Nice.
?Oh, look at that.
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Love spells.
Maybe I'll just do a quick one.
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Shocking. I just need
something of Jimmy Jr.'s.
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Maybe his old, um, gym sock?
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You have a drawer
of Jimmy Jr.'s things?
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Just his socks.
And his old retainer.
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And his toothbrush.
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Why so many
wet marshmallows?
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From his hot chocolate.
Okay, um...
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Jimmy Jr., Jimmy Jr.,
Jimmy Jr.
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Okay. Done.
Give me one of those marshmallows.
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I want to do a spell
where I put it in my mouth.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
It's working.
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What the...
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Someone took it?
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Who steals a pumpkin?
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Smash it
if you're gonna do something!
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Stop yelling!
Sorry, Edith.
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Someone took my pumpkin.
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TMI!
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GENE:
Tina, look!
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Is that a fish stick?
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Yes! Spell fulfilled.
I found it in my locker.
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I was using it
as a bookmark.
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That's not all.
Guess who got jury duty.
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Who? Dish.
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Ms. Labonz!
We had a substitute,
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and I didn't have
to do my book report!
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Wow. So those spells
actually worked.
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But what about my love spell?
Hey, Tina.
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Hey, Jimmy Jr., Zeke.
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Got some lunch, huh?
Where are you gonna sit?
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I don't know.
Can we sit here? ?Sure.
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Move over, Rover!
Come on! ?Ow.
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Son of a witch. (Jimmy Jr.
and Zeke arguing)
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The spells worked!
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(quietly):
I guess I'm a real witch.
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We'd better get you registered
for some cauldrons.
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Get Crate and Barrel
on the phone.
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(Bob snoring)
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(sniffs) Bob?
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Do you smell that?
Something's burning.
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Okay, you keep sleeping.
I'll go save our lives.
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Normal.
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Normal.
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Normal... What?!
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Tina, what the hell
is going on?!
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(groans)
Mom. It's hard to explain.
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You wouldn't get it.
I get that it's late
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and you're gonna
burn the house down.
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It's like Kenny G's
rehearsal space in here.
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(blowing)
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Linda Belcher, not a peep.
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Close your eyes
and go to sleep.
246
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,487
I am going to sleep.
All right.
247
00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,252
Good night.
No more candles.
248
00:08:29,265 --> 00:08:31,967
Don't call me Linda Belcher.
It's creepy.
249
00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,863
(rock intro playing)
250
00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,687
? Ha-ha, ha, ha, ha... ?
251
00:08:37,694 --> 00:08:40,528
Ow! Tina!
What the hell?
252
00:08:40,576 --> 00:08:42,828
Darryl, I hear you're gonna be
E.T. for Halloween.
253
00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:44,639
You might want
to phone home to me
254
00:08:44,648 --> 00:08:46,182
to congratulate
me on winning.
255
00:08:46,189 --> 00:08:49,024
Hey, Peter, your costume
is gonna be the Mona Lisa?
256
00:08:49,038 --> 00:08:50,789
Yeah.
?Well, you might want to...
257
00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:53,182
Mone home... after
I win the contest.
258
00:08:53,194 --> 00:08:54,394
What?
259
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,984
Jimmy Jr., want to walk my ass
to class?
260
00:08:55,992 --> 00:08:57,743
Uh... okay.
261
00:08:57,752 --> 00:09:00,420
Someone woke up
all witchy today.
262
00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:02,517
What do you got there,
a second jack-o'-lantern?
263
00:09:02,527 --> 00:09:04,195
Actually, it's my third.
264
00:09:04,203 --> 00:09:06,621
The first one was my fault;
I forgot to bring it in.
265
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,217
But the second one,
when I put it out...
266
00:09:08,225 --> 00:09:11,227
I'll tell it, I'll tell it!
It's a mystery.
267
00:09:11,241 --> 00:09:13,909
Bob was locking up the
restaurant when he remembered
268
00:09:13,922 --> 00:09:15,923
the jack-o'-lantern
was still sitting there.
269
00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:18,101
He looked away for a second
to unlock the door,
270
00:09:18,111 --> 00:09:19,745
and when he turned back,
271
00:09:19,753 --> 00:09:22,620
the jack-o'-lantern
had vanished!
272
00:09:22,719 --> 00:09:27,639
And then he went, "No...!"
273
00:09:27,662 --> 00:09:30,965
I-I didn't scream,
"No..." I said, "No."
274
00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,231
Actually, I don't even
think I said, "No."
275
00:09:33,242 --> 00:09:35,743
I think I said something
cool, like a swear.
276
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,875
So the pumpkin just disappeared?
Oh, spooky.
277
00:09:38,889 --> 00:09:41,941
Well, I mean, someone took it
and was very good at doing that.
278
00:09:41,955 --> 00:09:44,657
Or something.
Like a ghost.
279
00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:46,137
(gasps)
?It wasn't a ghost.
280
00:09:46,145 --> 00:09:48,096
I'm staying away
from that pumpkin just in case.
281
00:09:48,105 --> 00:09:49,738
Okay. Done.
282
00:09:49,781 --> 00:09:50,781
I'm putting it outside.
283
00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:52,704
Outside? Are you nuts?
284
00:09:52,714 --> 00:09:54,131
Leave it in here
where it's safe.
285
00:09:54,138 --> 00:09:55,939
No, no, no, no, Lin,
I want someone
286
00:09:55,948 --> 00:09:57,448
to try and take this one.
287
00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:59,156
And I'm gonna catch them
when they do.
288
00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,832
This pumpkin is bait.
289
00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,341
Bait for a ghost.
Pumpkin Ghost,
290
00:10:02,349 --> 00:10:04,684
I want it on record,
I have nothing to do with this!
291
00:10:04,695 --> 00:10:06,112
Me neither!
It's just Bob!
292
00:10:06,119 --> 00:10:08,253
Get him! Don't get us!
Sorry, Bob.
293
00:10:08,264 --> 00:10:10,716
I cast all the spells
in this book.
294
00:10:10,727 --> 00:10:12,027
Can I get a new one?
295
00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,368
You cast all the spells?
?Yeah.
296
00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,409
It's a reference book.
297
00:10:15,419 --> 00:10:17,920
You're not supposed to run
through it like an Us Weekly!
298
00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:20,100
Well, I did. I think I'm good
at this witch thing.
299
00:10:20,111 --> 00:10:22,162
Ugh. You've been a witch
for, what, two days?
300
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,673
Take it down a notch!
301
00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,963
You're playing
with powerful forces!
302
00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:26,271
This is not kids' stuff!
303
00:10:26,278 --> 00:10:27,728
I am powerful forces.
304
00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:28,901
Witch, please!
305
00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:30,158
Fine. I don't need your books.
306
00:10:30,165 --> 00:10:31,249
I'll just go on the Internet.
307
00:10:31,254 --> 00:10:32,386
Because print is dead.
308
00:10:32,478 --> 00:10:33,845
Tell me about it.
309
00:10:33,852 --> 00:10:34,985
Can you log me
into the computer?
310
00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:36,191
Yeah, sure, yeah.
311
00:10:36,197 --> 00:10:38,916
TINA: (groans)
This is taking forever.
312
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,846
It's the last phase
of a waning moon.
313
00:10:40,855 --> 00:10:42,473
We're wasting good
spell-casting time.
314
00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:44,733
I'm beginning to understand
why they burned witches.
315
00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:48,077
Yeah, T, you don't have to be
such a spell hound.
316
00:10:48,178 --> 00:10:49,428
Okay to cross.
317
00:10:49,435 --> 00:10:50,652
Finally. I thought
this was a crosswalk,
318
00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:51,992
not a "wait around
all day" walk.
319
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:52,998
Excuse me?
320
00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:54,171
You heard me.
321
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,928
You watch your mouth.
322
00:10:55,936 --> 00:10:57,853
You watch my mouth...
cast a spell on you.
323
00:10:57,947 --> 00:10:59,530
Excuse me?
324
00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:00,991
Didn't we just do this?
325
00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:03,082
You're gonna cast
a spell on me?
326
00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:04,175
I could.
327
00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:05,348
Really?
?Really.
328
00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:06,605
Hey! What are you doing?
329
00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:07,861
My barrette.
Give it back.
330
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,085
Can't. I need it for my spell.
331
00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,380
Your spell?
332
00:11:11,386 --> 00:11:14,554
In 24 hours,
your fate will be worse,
333
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:18,456
'cause the girl who cast spells
now is cursed!
334
00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:19,424
You can keep
crossing now.
335
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,563
Wait, but...
336
00:11:20,569 --> 00:11:22,269
Cross!
(screams)
337
00:11:22,278 --> 00:11:23,278
Oh, my God.
338
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,701
Did you just get cursed?
339
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:25,791
I think so?
340
00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:26,880
Look on the bright side:
341
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,963
your hair looks great like that.
342
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,540
Tina, you okay?
343
00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:34,216
You're just pushing
around your meatballs.
344
00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:35,808
Are you eating dinner
or playing pool?
345
00:11:35,816 --> 00:11:37,033
(chuckles)
?Yeah...
346
00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:38,539
I'm just
kind of distracted
347
00:11:38,547 --> 00:11:40,498
thinking about this thing
someone said to me today.
348
00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:42,009
Wha? What thing?
349
00:11:42,016 --> 00:11:43,599
It's about being cursed
and my fate.
350
00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:45,158
You know, that kind of thing.
351
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,868
Sheesh, school bullies have
gotten so much more poetic.
352
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,598
Back in my day,
you just got called
353
00:11:49,606 --> 00:11:51,640
"poop-stain-pinkpants"
or something.
354
00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:53,651
They would just say it
over and over again.
355
00:11:53,661 --> 00:11:55,129
(screams)
Did you guys see that?
356
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,302
The knife almost
stabbed my foot!
357
00:11:56,393 --> 00:11:57,843
You could've lost a toe.
358
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,153
But maybe that little weird one.
That would've been fine.
359
00:12:00,164 --> 00:12:01,781
BOB: Hey, Lin?
Can you bring me the salt?
360
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,038
Come get it yourself!
361
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:05,264
You know I can't leave my post.
362
00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:07,475
LINDA: Bob, Tina got
cursed today!
363
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,287
Oh. Sorry, Tina!
364
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,130
Would it help if you
brought me the salt?
365
00:12:11,139 --> 00:12:12,556
Just come get it, Bob!
366
00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:14,314
Fine!
367
00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:15,740
Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick,
368
00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:17,114
quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick...
369
00:12:17,121 --> 00:12:18,672
I've never seen Dad
move that fast
370
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,963
when it wasn't bathroom related.
371
00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:20,968
(Bob screams)
372
00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:22,726
It's gone!
373
00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,202
LINDA:
What? Really?
374
00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:26,410
You made me come
get the salt!
375
00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:27,972
Wait a minute.
376
00:12:27,979 --> 00:12:29,763
Pesto.
377
00:12:29,772 --> 00:12:31,356
Jimmy Pesto didn't
steal your pumpkin, Bob.
378
00:12:31,364 --> 00:12:33,615
He's bussing a table.
Oh, he did it.
379
00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,510
I don't know how he did it,
but he did it.
380
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,555
I'm watching you, Jimmy!
381
00:12:37,564 --> 00:12:40,032
I'm watching you!
Oh, yeah?
382
00:12:40,044 --> 00:12:41,127
Watch this.
383
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,334
(farts)
Zoom! Ha!
384
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,930
No, Jimmy, no, not zoom!
385
00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:47,910
I do... don't go inside!
386
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,704
(muffled):
I cannot hear you!
387
00:12:49,713 --> 00:12:50,879
Ha, ha, ha!
388
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:52,352
Oh, my God!
389
00:12:52,394 --> 00:12:54,310
(wind whistling softly)
390
00:12:54,405 --> 00:12:56,121
Huh.
391
00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:58,318
Why is my window open?
392
00:13:01,023 --> 00:13:01,989
(gasps)
393
00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:03,913
(chuckles nervously)
394
00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:05,757
That was weird.
395
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,015
JACKIE (whispering):
The girl who cast spells
396
00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:08,639
now is cursed!
397
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,149
(screams)
398
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,239
(cackling)
399
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:17,033
(screaming)
400
00:13:22,439 --> 00:13:24,557
You know what?
I'm gonna cross down there.
401
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,401
Does it have to do with
the woman who cursed you
402
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,793
waving you into the street?
403
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,135
Is it just so you can
get your steps in today?
404
00:13:30,147 --> 00:13:32,348
Yeah... I'll catch up
with you guys later.
405
00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:35,277
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
406
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,708
(screams) BIKER:
Bike lane, ma'am!
407
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,182
Sorry! Cursed!
408
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:39,974
And I'm only 13;
please don't call me "ma'am."
409
00:13:39,983 --> 00:13:40,950
Mr. Ambrose?
410
00:13:40,955 --> 00:13:42,204
Yes, Goth Brooks?
411
00:13:42,295 --> 00:13:43,829
I think I got cursed...
412
00:13:43,837 --> 00:13:44,721
Yawn.
413
00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:46,226
...by Jackie the crossing guard.
414
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:49,352
Did you say
"Jackie the crossing guard"?
415
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,351
Yeah. ?Oh, if that's true,
you're in trouble.
416
00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:53,379
Jackie's a witch.
A mean witch.
417
00:13:53,388 --> 00:13:55,489
God! How many witches are
there at this school?!
418
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,934
I told you,
witches are everywhere!
419
00:13:56,941 --> 00:13:58,241
I thought you were just
being dramatic!
420
00:13:58,248 --> 00:14:00,049
I was! But it's also true!
421
00:14:00,058 --> 00:14:01,258
Then it's not just
being dramatic!
422
00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,765
I did both!
423
00:14:02,773 --> 00:14:04,240
Jackie and I used to be
in the same coven.
424
00:14:04,247 --> 00:14:05,664
She's a powerful witch.
425
00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:07,421
But she always wanted
to go dark.
426
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,431
Revenge spells this.
Curse your enemies that.
427
00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:11,643
And she never
chipped in for pizza.
428
00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:13,904
Whoa.
Tell me exactly what she said.
429
00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:15,382
First, she took
my barrette.
430
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,389
Oh, God.
What?
431
00:14:16,479 --> 00:14:17,395
Oh, forget it. Keep going.
432
00:14:17,484 --> 00:14:19,485
Um... And then she said,
433
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:21,280
"In 24 hours,
your fate will be worse,
434
00:14:21,289 --> 00:14:23,373
'cause the girl
who cast spells now is cursed."
435
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,016
Okay. So yeah. You're cursed.
436
00:14:25,058 --> 00:14:26,108
Oh, no!
437
00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:27,398
(both scream)
438
00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:28,988
Hey, do you think
there's any way
439
00:14:28,996 --> 00:14:31,130
I could get you to leave
the library? ?What?
440
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:32,809
I don't want to die
in some freak accident
441
00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:34,901
just because I'm next to you.
So get out!
442
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:35,945
Out!
?(screams)
443
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,145
Best of luck!
444
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,700
I know. I know
what you're doing.
445
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,410
Oh, yeah? Well, I know
what you're doing.
446
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,335
You're stinking up
my sidewalk.
447
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,729
(laughs) ?Ha! 'Cause he stinks.
448
00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:50,103
Yeah, that's right, Trev.
449
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:52,695
No. I know about
the pumpkins, Jimmy.
450
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:56,510
You've been sneaking over
on your kitty cat paws
451
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,812
in the dark to my place.
452
00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:00,791
Eh... okay.
453
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:02,585
Wow. Finally
snapped, huh, Bob?
454
00:15:02,594 --> 00:15:05,096
Pumpkinhead's lost his gourd.
(laughs)
455
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:06,942
Whoa. Mental illness.
No joke.
456
00:15:06,951 --> 00:15:08,785
No, don't say "mental illness."
457
00:15:08,794 --> 00:15:10,378
Come on, you're ruining it.
Just...
458
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,469
Not a joke.
459
00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:12,752
Listen, just go inside,
would ya?
460
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,065
It's a disease.
(stammers)
461
00:15:14,072 --> 00:15:15,906
Would you go inside?
I'm talking to Bob.
462
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,834
Jimmy, you steal this one,
I'm gonna call the police.
463
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:22,234
And they will come, immediately,
464
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,667
because this is serious.
465
00:15:24,712 --> 00:15:26,213
Zoom.
466
00:15:26,221 --> 00:15:28,522
Hey, hey. Don't say
"zoom." That's mine.
467
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,815
Zoom, Jimmy.
468
00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:30,907
Hey...
469
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:33,798
Zoom, Jimmy!
470
00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:35,312
On your right, ma'am.
Ooh! Sorry.
471
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,714
I'm not a ma'am.
Close enough!
472
00:15:38,453 --> 00:15:40,565
(indistinct chatter)
473
00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:44,391
TAMMY: Tina, you have to
admit that I look better
474
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,070
as a hot mess than you would
have... if it had been your idea.
475
00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,499
Tammy, it doesn't matter
because I'm gonna win
476
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:50,008
the contest... that much I know.
477
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,849
I just hope I don't die first.
478
00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:53,692
What? ?What are
you talking about?
479
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,701
I don't speak bread.
?Yeah.
480
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,714
Tina, we came back
to say break a leg.
481
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,941
But not really. I know
you're worried about that.
482
00:15:59,952 --> 00:16:02,404
What if the curse happens now,
during the contest?
483
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:03,748
Tina, nothing's
gonna happen.
484
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,423
Just wiggle your nose
or something
485
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,647
and un-curse yourself.
486
00:16:08,078 --> 00:16:09,411
(both screaming)
487
00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:10,753
Do you have a lint roller?
488
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,761
No! God! Wait, yes, I do.
489
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,722
Can I borrow it? ?Yep, yep.
Here you go.
490
00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:18,617
Welcome to
the Wagstaff Costume Contest!
491
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:21,505
Let's kick off
this monster mash.
492
00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:24,019
(laughing)
493
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:27,332
First, we have
Rudy Stieblitz as
494
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,883
Marcel Marceau!
495
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,523
(applause)
496
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:36,829
And next we have Peter Pescadero
as the Mona Lisa.
497
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:39,652
Isn't she
mysterious... sort of?
498
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,249
(applause continues)
499
00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:45,544
And next is Tina Belcher
as a sand-witch.
500
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:48,448
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
501
00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:49,912
(gasps)
502
00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:52,450
Here I go, from bread to dead.
503
00:16:54,175 --> 00:16:56,176
(nervous laughing)
Ha, ha, ha.
504
00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:57,620
(harsh whisper):
Tina! Let's keep it moving!
505
00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:59,511
Ha, ha, ha. ?LOUISE: Psst. Tina.
506
00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:01,605
What's going on up there?
507
00:17:01,615 --> 00:17:05,318
You're going a weird way
with the sand-witch character.
508
00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:06,919
No one gets it.
509
00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:08,761
I think the curse
is gonna happen now,
510
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,154
while I'm on stage.
511
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,578
(groans) What if I fall?
512
00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:12,952
Um, well, Gene and I
513
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,843
can stay down here
and walk next to you.
514
00:17:14,853 --> 00:17:16,437
We'll catch you.
515
00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:18,313
And then we'll pass you
around like you were
516
00:17:18,322 --> 00:17:20,122
intentionally crowd-surfing.
517
00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:21,665
(groans) ?Excuse me. Pardon me.
518
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,391
Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.
?Excuse me. Pardon me.
519
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,066
(harsh whisper):
Tina, what is going on?
520
00:17:25,074 --> 00:17:28,276
I know this isn't normally
how you walk down a catwalk.
521
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,210
I'm walking slowly
because something terrible
522
00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:32,220
is gonna happen to me right now.
523
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:35,399
I accidentally pissed off the
wrong witch, and now I'm cursed.
524
00:17:35,414 --> 00:17:37,298
Wait. Were we supposed
to prepare a speech?
525
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,090
I don't know.
526
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,101
Maybe I got
a little carried away.
527
00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:43,328
Maybe I-I shouldn't
have cast so many spells.
528
00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:46,342
On you. And you. And you.
Lot of love spells. Sorry.
529
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,691
Ugh! What?
What are you talking about?
530
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,235
I also cast a spell
to win this contest,
531
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,793
and I know I shouldn't
have done that.
532
00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:53,469
But now that I think
about it, I'm not sure
533
00:17:53,477 --> 00:17:54,894
my spells worked
in the first place.
534
00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,769
I mean, I don't even know
if this stuff is real.
535
00:17:56,778 --> 00:17:58,278
I think it was more
just something
536
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,669
that made me feel
more confident.
537
00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,628
Jimmy Jr., maybe
you just responded
538
00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:03,888
to my bold attitude
and choker necklace.
539
00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:06,234
Eh, I don't know.
I liked it!
540
00:18:06,329 --> 00:18:07,746
And come to think of it,
Gene always
541
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,220
has fish sticks in his locker.
542
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,562
Oh, yeah, I do.
543
00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:11,769
And maybe Ms. Labonz
getting jury duty
544
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,326
was just a coincidence.
545
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,418
He was guilty.
We were done before lunch.
546
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,795
I went to the mall
for the rest of the day.
547
00:18:17,892 --> 00:18:20,610
Okay. (chuckles) We're just
gonna keep moving along.
548
00:18:20,623 --> 00:18:22,623
And next we have Tammy Larson
549
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,669
dressed as a hot mess.
?(grunting)
550
00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:26,729
Love it. So original.
551
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,240
(groans) Hot mess. That's how
this whole thing started!
552
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,502
I wanted to win
the contest so bad.
553
00:18:31,549 --> 00:18:34,184
I'm sorry I got myself
into this stupid curse!
554
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,947
I'm sorry I said those things
to you, Jackie. I'm sorry!
555
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,379
And I'm sorry I ever
listened to you
556
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,917
about witchcraft, Mr. Ambrose!
557
00:18:39,977 --> 00:18:42,311
I have no idea
what she's talking about.
558
00:18:42,323 --> 00:18:44,273
(harsh whisper):
Stop it! Shh!
559
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,835
Jackie, if you're gonna
do something to me,
560
00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:47,876
just do it already!
I'm done being a witch,
561
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:49,303
and I'm done with this curse!
(groans)
562
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,694
I'm just gonna try
and be more confident
563
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,035
and less mean
to crossing guards.
564
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,125
I know that's a really clich�
thing to say,
565
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,248
but I mean it.
566
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,671
Move it, loaf!
(grunts)
567
00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:57,178
Whoa!
568
00:18:57,186 --> 00:18:58,737
I got her! I got her!
I got her! I got her!
569
00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:00,996
Oh, no! Aah!
(screams)
570
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,342
(audience gasps) TINA: I'm okay!
Tammy broke my fall.
571
00:19:03,353 --> 00:19:05,186
TAMMY: Oh, my God,
I can't feel my legs!
572
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,947
TINA: Those are my legs.
TAMMY: Ew! Gross!
573
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,239
Get your legs off me!
574
00:19:08,245 --> 00:19:10,547
Congratulations, Rudy.
575
00:19:10,558 --> 00:19:12,091
Sorry you fell, Tina.
576
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:13,984
Not our fault. We were
nailing it, for the record.
577
00:19:13,993 --> 00:19:16,577
Do we have to keep spotting you
for the rest of your life?
578
00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:18,424
I don't know. I guess maybe?
579
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,552
Uh-oh. Here comes Jackie.
Louise, hands up.
580
00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:22,311
Here we go.
?Uh...
581
00:19:22,405 --> 00:19:25,290
I accept your apology.
Here's your barrette.
582
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:27,839
Consider yourself un-cursed.
583
00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:30,769
Okay, phew. You have to admit,
we got a little crazy.
584
00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:32,534
I mean,
you more than me, but...
585
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:33,877
Re-cursed!
What?!
586
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:35,967
Kidding! Oh. Good. ?Whew!
587
00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:37,479
You got me.
I mean, don't get me.
588
00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:39,320
I mean, we're cool, right?
(nervous laugh)
589
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:41,246
(cackles)
590
00:19:41,256 --> 00:19:43,423
Uh, sorry, that's just my laugh.
Yeah, we're cool.
591
00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:46,487
Bob, you can't just stare
at Jimmy Pesto all day.
592
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:48,034
He's gonna try
for it, Lin.
593
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,927
I know he's coming
for this one.
594
00:19:49,936 --> 00:19:51,269
Oh, my God!
595
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,610
Mr. Fischoeder!
What are you doing?
596
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:53,818
Hello, Bob.
597
00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:54,824
I'm taking this
jack-o'-lantern home
598
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:56,629
to put with the others.
599
00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:59,306
Wait. You're the one who's been
stealing my jack-o'-lanterns?
600
00:19:59,353 --> 00:20:01,605
Stealing? No. I thought
we had an understanding.
601
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:04,618
You carve them and leave them
out, and then I take them.
602
00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:06,549
It's-it's like how people
keep giving me bikes.
603
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:08,026
That's insane.
604
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,317
Well, you're the one
who keeps doing it.
605
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:11,574
How many have you made,
four, five?
606
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,220
Well, what are you doing
with them?
607
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:14,595
What aren't I
doing with them?
608
00:20:14,602 --> 00:20:16,270
Come to my house tonight
and I'll show you.
609
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:17,278
Um...
610
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:20,202
Welcome to Jack-O-Land!
611
00:20:20,215 --> 00:20:22,799
Your Halloween just got
a little Halloween-er.
612
00:20:22,863 --> 00:20:26,698
Wow! Oh, it's so pretty.
And spooky.
613
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,752
See how much less pathetic
they look over here
614
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,562
than they did on your sidewalk?
615
00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:32,606
Oh, it's like night and day.
Linda.
616
00:20:32,616 --> 00:20:35,451
What? They're happy
here. Look at them.
617
00:20:35,464 --> 00:20:37,180
We could never give them
all this.
618
00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:38,891
Children, you want a picture
619
00:20:38,899 --> 00:20:40,867
with your father's
burg-o'-lanterns?
620
00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:42,461
- Sure. Yes! ?Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
621
00:20:42,469 --> 00:20:43,752
That's, uh, five dollars.
622
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:44,924
Father, pay the man.
623
00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:46,349
I'm not paying
for a picture
624
00:20:46,356 --> 00:20:48,240
of you with
my jack-o'-lanterns.
625
00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,451
Come on, Bob.
It's Halloween.
626
00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:52,796
(sighs) Fine.
(kids cheering)
627
00:20:52,807 --> 00:20:54,807
Where do you want these bikes,
Mr. Fischoeder?
628
00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:57,286
Around the back, Freddy!
You got it.
629
00:20:57,298 --> 00:21:00,216
Good man. ?Teddy.
It's Teddy. His name's Teddy.
630
00:21:00,314 --> 00:21:03,650
(rock intro playing)
631
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:07,836
? Ha, ha, ha, ha ?
632
00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:09,806
? Witchy-witchy ?
633
00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:11,784
? Pumpkin snatchy ?
634
00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:13,409
? Witchy-witchy ?
635
00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:15,253
? Cursed by Jackie ?
636
00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:17,262
? Witchy-witchy ?
637
00:21:17,272 --> 00:21:19,023
? Eating candy ?
638
00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:20,949
? Witchy-witchy ?
639
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,876
? Jack-O-Landy ?
640
00:21:22,886 --> 00:21:24,687
? Witchy-witchy ?
641
00:21:24,696 --> 00:21:27,814
? Witchy-witchy, witchy-witchy ?
642
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,546
? Witchy-witchy ?
643
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:33,525
? Witchy-witchy witch. ?
644
00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:38,125
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