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I know, I know, I know.
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When I was your age,
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I hated going to bed,
too, you know.
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When you get to be my age,
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and, uh-- going to
bed takes on a--
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a whole new meaning--
you know?
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Cupid, I'm waiting.
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OK, look-- this could really
work out for you, you know?
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Here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
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You go to bed,
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and give your mother
and me a chance,
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and you might just end up
with a little baby brother,
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or-- or a sister?
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Wouldn't that be cool?
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- No.
- No?
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No.
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No? No?
Do you wanna go to sleep?
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- No.
- No?
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OK, come on. Go to sleep.
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Watch Dada.
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Yeah, that's my boy.
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I don't wanna go to sleep.
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Cupid?
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OK-- Bliss, here's the deal.
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You go to sleep, right now,
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and I'll get you a dog.
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No, no, no, no! A pony.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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A horse!
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A solid gold chariot with--
with racing wheels,
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spiked hubs, and the power of
five-- six pure-bred stallions.
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Boy the things we do for love.
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Cupid, you coming?
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Hear us, Hestia.
Like doves to the sky,
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we commit ourselves
to peace and charity--
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in the purity of both
our minds and our bodies.
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Hear us, Hestia.
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It's amazing, isn't it?
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Not really.
Draco's as smart as they come.
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He wouldn't go after
the Hestian virgins
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without scouting
the place first.
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No, it's the virgins
I'm talking about.
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Think of the faith it
takes to be one of them.
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Yeah, not to mention
the other requirement.
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Just between you and me,
being chaste can be real hard.
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Chaste?
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No, I was talking about
having to answer
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to that stupid
bell your whole life.
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That too-- yeah.
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Do you know what the hardest
part about serving Hestia would be?
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Giving up the chance
to fall in love again.
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Yeah, that'd be real hard.
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Go on, give 'em to her.
She'll like 'em.
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These are for you.
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Xena, we've both had
our share of heartaches,
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but you can't give up on love.
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Who's giving up?
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All I'm saying is it rarely
turns out the way you expect.
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Yes--
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so, there are no guarantees.
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All I'm saying is that
when it's right,
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love can be the most
potent force in the world.
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Why I-- oh.
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Which is precisely
why it should be avoided--
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and we should stay focused
on why we're here--
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to protect those women, right?
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Right.
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Leave me alone!
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Bessie, run for it!
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Come back!
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But I love you, Orick!
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What I don't get is why
Draco has the field to himself.
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Every Hestian virgin
in the province is here.
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It seems like a flock any
warlord would want.
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It takes a certain
kind of reckless
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courage to
defile a temple.
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It takes even more
to go up against Draco.
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Offhand, I can't think think of
anyone else crazy enough to try.
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Xena! Xena!
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Aw, on second thought--
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Hey, I knew you'd be here
'cause as soon as
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I heard that rumor about Draco,
I said to myself,
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'Self, I'll bet Xena'll be here,'
and well, here you are.
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Hi, Gaby, how you doing?
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Joxer, huh. Like this mission
wasn't hard enough.
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So, what's the plan.
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I heard Draco's
one tough customer.
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You heard right!
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Hello, Draco.
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Xena--
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long time.
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Too long.
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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A Comedy of Eros
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That was quite a welcome.
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What'd I do to deserve that?
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It's what you're not
gonna do that earned it--
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and a lot more.
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I'll tell you what
I'm not gonna do.
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I'm not gonna let you foul up
the biggest score of my life.
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That's what I'm not gonna do.
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You forced things between
us once before, remember?
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What is she doing?
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I remember.
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It's all part of her plan.
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Eveything.
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I hope.
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No!
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Stay back;
she's mine.
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Then come and get me.
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You've picked up
some new moves.
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I've had lots of practice.
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That sounds exhausting.
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On the contrary--
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it was, uh-- refreshing.
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I can think of better ways
to get refreshed can't you?
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I can't deny you excite me.
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But interfere--
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and I will kill you just
as dead as anybody else.
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Do you understand me?
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Better than you think.
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No! Back to camp!
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I'm warning you, Xena.
Stay clear.
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We have to talk.
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Oh, yeah.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing that a good
workout won't cure.
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Hey, uh-- try the lake.
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A cold swim usually helps.
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So I've been, uh-- told.
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You're hot for Draco?
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Aw, don't be ridiculous.
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That's a relief.
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I'm merely responding to that--
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dark part of me that has a
weakness for bad boys.
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Xena--
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Xena, this is crazy.
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We can not stop Draco if
you're so worked up over him
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No sweat.
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I told you he was bad once.
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So was I-- once.
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So you think that
he can change.
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Well, why not?! I did!
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So can he--
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with my help.
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Draco!
Thank the gods!
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When you didn't return right away,
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we thought--well--
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they say Xena's crazy.
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Like a fox. Mark me, Craigan,
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that woman knows exactly
what she's doing.
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Word is, she played the same
sort of mind games with Zagrayas--
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tricked him into losing
his whole army.
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Zagrayas was a fool.
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He didn't know her.
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I, on the other hand,
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know Xena like
I know my own face.
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Get some water for a bath.
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Shouldn't we be preparing
for something from Xena?
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I am.
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Look-- I don't know what
you're so worried about.
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It's a good plan!
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But, it's not the plan
I'm worried about.
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It's Xena!
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- I've never seen her like this.
- I'm gonna get you!
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You heard her.
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She's got a thing for
us dangerous types.
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Well, if that's all, then why take
the trouble to change him?
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Why not just-- get a grip,
save the girls, and go?
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You're right. That does
sound more like her.
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Did you see the way she fought him?
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She never pressed one advantage.
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So, what do you think that means?
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Trouble.
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You made good time.
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I had good reason.
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If that includes trying to talk me
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out of rustling those virgins--
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deal's already set.
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Slaver's due today,
with enough
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gold to make me the richest
man this side of Mt. Olympus.
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Well, if that's all you're
willing to settle for.
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Are you saying I could do better?
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Much.
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How?
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By doing something you said
you always dreamed of--
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teaming with me.
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You and me?
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Ride together?
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Why not?
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You said it yourself years ago.
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We'd be invincible.
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The two of us-- united.
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Zeus. There wouldn't be a--
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a town or a village that
could stand against us.
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But I thought you gave all that up.
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I did.
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What I'm offering is a chance
for you to ride with me.
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And do what?
Good?
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Where's the profit in that?
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You told me you
tried to change once.
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I did--
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and almost got
killed for my trouble.
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Then try again.
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with me, profit's not
always measured in gold.
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What you ask--
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I don't know--
it's a lot.
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I have to think.
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Craigan, get in here!
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How did it go?
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Stimulating woman--
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but I think I bought
us some time.
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Now, dress a man in my armor,
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and send him away from the camp.
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That should divert her for a while.
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The rest of us will
head to the temple.
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We got some
merchandise to move.
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Well, it seems quiet here.
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I mean, maybe she did it.
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Maybe, she actually turned him.
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This is Draco we're talking about.
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The man is a ruthless,
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flesh-peddling warlord who'd
just as soon kill you as not.
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Am I right?
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As rain.
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Resist, and he dies.
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Joxer.
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Hang him.
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No!
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Wait!
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Round up those virgins.
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Get her!
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And I thought I was
being sacrilegious.
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You can't hide
those virgins forever.
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I'm not hiding them at all.
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Without these robes,
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they look just like the
other village women, so--
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You dressed them like locals--
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and hid them in plain sight.
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You are as good as ever,
aren't you, Xena?
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Better.
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Joxer, you're
tightening the ropes!
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Will you let me do it?!
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I'm not tightening--
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Now quit moving
and back to everything!
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What?
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Xena! Oh, he's hurting me!
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Well, at least I didn't kill 'em.
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And spoil a good
shot at ransom?
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-- Joxer!
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Thank you.
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Gabrielle?
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Xena?
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It tastes like sweat!
Does yours?
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You two keep and eye on things--
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till Draco and I get back.
266
00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:56,081
You know what, you're right.
267
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,830
Something weird is
going on around here.
268
00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,567
Yeah.
269
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:04,679
Definitely-- weird.
270
00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:17,590
By the gods!
You have gotten better.
271
00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:21,178
So have you.
272
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,946
I'd say we were
pretty well matched.
273
00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:27,088
I've been trying to
tell you that for-- years.
274
00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:29,211
What took you so long?
275
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:33,379
If I'd known it'd be
like this, I wouldn't.
276
00:17:41,905 --> 00:17:43,327
You wanna go again?
277
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,758
You're on.
278
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,024
Come on, Joxer.
279
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:55,326
Please, just one more time?
280
00:17:56,954 --> 00:17:58,638
You really love it, don't you?
281
00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:00,304
I love it.
282
00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:03,844
The more I practice,
the better I'll get.
283
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,037
Well-- I'm up for it.
284
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,421
Except, this time, let's do
it together, OK? OK.
285
00:18:13,254 --> 00:18:14,988
♪ Joxer the Mighty, ♪
286
00:18:15,013 --> 00:18:16,918
♪ He roams through
the countryside. ♪
287
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:19,208
♪ He never needs
a place to hide. ♪
288
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,104
♪ With Gaby as his sidekick, ♪
289
00:18:21,129 --> 00:18:22,955
♪ Fighting with her little stick. ♪
290
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,355
♪ Righting wrongs
and singing songs. ♪
291
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,520
♪ Being mighty all day long. ♪
292
00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:28,992
♪ He's Joxer, ♪
293
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,574
♪ He's Joxer the Mighty. ♪
294
00:18:30,599 --> 00:18:31,532
Yeah.
295
00:18:37,336 --> 00:18:38,493
You're good.
296
00:18:38,757 --> 00:18:40,488
Oh, you're very good.
297
00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,375
I have many skills.
298
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:52,313
There's one we've yet to try.
299
00:18:53,986 --> 00:18:55,159
Draco--
300
00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:59,684
I'll be right back!
301
00:19:02,804 --> 00:19:04,289
Remember the time that--
302
00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:07,160
you changed personalities
every time the bell rang.
303
00:19:07,185 --> 00:19:08,278
Oh, uh-- yeah, yeah.
304
00:19:08,303 --> 00:19:09,551
That was a great story.
305
00:19:09,576 --> 00:19:10,780
Yeah, it was.
306
00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:12,222
You know--
307
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:15,697
I think I'll have to know
all the intimate details.
308
00:19:16,636 --> 00:19:18,566
You, uh-- you, you-- will?
309
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,704
It's the first
rule in the bard scrolls.
310
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,692
You write what you know.
311
00:19:23,717 --> 00:19:27,779
Oh, uh-- well, uh-- you know--
that's-- that's--very, uh--
312
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,802
that's very wise advice because,
ah-- hey, listen, uh-- sh--
313
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,123
shouldn't we be keeping
an eye out for
314
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:35,521
uh-- for Xena-- wherever she is?
315
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,121
I've got my eye on
something all right.
316
00:19:50,132 --> 00:19:51,704
- You OK?
- Gabrielle, could you--
317
00:19:52,454 --> 00:19:53,720
could you get me some water?
318
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,793
Could you get me water? Water?
319
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,818
- Yes, I'll be right back.
- OK-- thanks.
320
00:20:08,313 --> 00:20:09,399
What are you doing?
321
00:20:10,816 --> 00:20:12,598
Hard to believe,
but Joxer's advice
322
00:20:12,623 --> 00:20:15,606
about a cold swim--
I'm taking it.
323
00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:17,591
That's not hard to believe.
324
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:20,922
No, no--
Joxer's full of good ideas.
325
00:20:22,571 --> 00:20:23,946
No, I said Joxer.
326
00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:28,179
I know. He's teaching me
that wonderful song of his--
327
00:20:29,002 --> 00:20:30,580
♪ Joxer the Mighty, ♪
328
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,144
♪ Roams through
the countryside. ♪
329
00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,222
♪ He never needs
a place to hide. ♪
330
00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:35,822
♪ With Gaby as his sidekick, ♪
331
00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:37,298
♪ Fighting with
her little stick. ♪
332
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:40,032
♪ Righting wrongs
and singing songs. ♪
333
00:20:40,952 --> 00:20:42,870
♪ Being mighty all day long--♪
334
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,876
Gabrielle, what's going on?
335
00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:46,768
You barely tolerate Joxer.
336
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,703
Yeah? That was before.
337
00:20:52,194 --> 00:20:53,401
Before what?
338
00:20:56,485 --> 00:20:57,829
Before I realized--
339
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:00,579
I love him!
340
00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:03,557
What?
341
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,901
I know. It shocked me too--
seeing how blind I've been.
342
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,761
But, maybe that's
what love is-- it's blind.
343
00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:14,706
I should write that down.
344
00:21:15,487 --> 00:21:17,028
No, Gabrielle, this is crazy.
345
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:18,656
You can't be in love with Joxer.
346
00:21:18,681 --> 00:21:22,178
He's-- well, he's Joxer!
347
00:21:24,831 --> 00:21:26,841
Are you talking about my man?
348
00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:29,893
Like Draco is such a prize?
349
00:21:30,199 --> 00:21:32,493
Xena, I would rather
be in love with Joxer
350
00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:35,078
than a bloodthirsty
warlord like Draco.
351
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,555
Draco is not like that.
352
00:21:41,727 --> 00:21:43,124
He's changed.
He, he--
353
00:21:43,149 --> 00:21:45,461
he sees now,
that giving up that life is--
354
00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:46,850
it's not the end of something.
355
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,903
It's the-- it's the beginning
of something better.
356
00:21:51,742 --> 00:21:52,741
The temple.
357
00:21:58,348 --> 00:21:59,671
Get your clothes off!
358
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,571
Tell me again how he's changed!
359
00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:12,003
I thought you weren't
going to do this.
360
00:22:12,028 --> 00:22:13,477
You thought wrong.
361
00:22:15,674 --> 00:22:16,721
Don't.
362
00:22:21,545 --> 00:22:25,457
No! You leave her alone!
She loves you!
363
00:22:28,474 --> 00:22:29,724
It's true, I do.
364
00:22:30,304 --> 00:22:32,843
Draco, if you'll just give me
a chance, I'll prove it to you!
365
00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:35,766
No-- you're too late, Xena.
366
00:22:36,281 --> 00:22:38,169
You can't keep me from
what I want--
367
00:22:40,007 --> 00:22:41,344
and I want her.
368
00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:54,147
Wait a minute.
Something's going on, here.
369
00:22:55,593 --> 00:22:57,298
You-- you can't want Gabrielle.
370
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,377
Between you and me,
she's a little--
371
00:22:59,402 --> 00:23:00,700
I know what I want--
372
00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:03,548
and she's it. Craigan!
373
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,876
- Herd those girls back to camp!
- Right away!
374
00:23:05,901 --> 00:23:08,802
Pinullus will be here
this afternoon! Let's go.
375
00:23:09,161 --> 00:23:10,927
I'm not going
anywhere with you!
376
00:23:12,985 --> 00:23:14,313
And neither are those girls!
377
00:23:20,171 --> 00:23:22,311
Back off! I am warning you!
378
00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:24,668
You touch me-- and you will be
379
00:23:24,693 --> 00:23:26,057
grist for the gorgons!
380
00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:30,188
Oh, you're quite a
little spit-fire, aren't you?
381
00:23:35,424 --> 00:23:37,146
The cat has claws.
382
00:23:37,579 --> 00:23:38,515
Hey!
383
00:23:46,605 --> 00:23:47,965
He hurt my hand!
384
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,505
- Pookie!
- I know.
385
00:24:01,698 --> 00:24:03,489
Quick! Everyone to the temple!
386
00:24:05,428 --> 00:24:06,552
Run inside!
387
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:08,134
We'll get those doors closed!
388
00:24:08,159 --> 00:24:10,339
Hurry! Hurry! Get inside!
389
00:24:14,011 --> 00:24:15,489
Get in the back of the temple.
390
00:24:17,537 --> 00:24:18,791
I dropped my prayer scroll!
391
00:24:18,816 --> 00:24:19,747
You'll get it later.
392
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,545
Where's Joxer?
393
00:24:34,738 --> 00:24:37,605
Hey! Let go! Put me down!
394
00:24:41,057 --> 00:24:41,851
Xena--
395
00:24:41,876 --> 00:24:43,668
Xena help! Help me!
396
00:24:44,595 --> 00:24:46,139
Hey, I'm on the wrong end.
397
00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:49,640
If you want to see your friend,
398
00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,203
you know where to find him!
399
00:24:57,286 --> 00:24:58,443
Gabrielle?
400
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,334
Xena!
401
00:25:06,812 --> 00:25:08,981
This love stuff is a real pain!
402
00:25:19,514 --> 00:25:20,795
I'm warning you.
403
00:25:26,529 --> 00:25:29,402
Didn't I say? Hard as rock.
404
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:30,521
Like your head.
405
00:25:30,923 --> 00:25:31,936
What did you say?
406
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,626
I was agreeing with you--
l-- like you said.
407
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,199
Good-- you keep agreeing,
408
00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:40,239
and we'll get along fine.
409
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,404
Look! Cherries!
410
00:25:45,732 --> 00:25:47,167
I love cherries.
411
00:25:50,176 --> 00:25:51,283
Me, too.
412
00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:55,336
Did I mention I'm a widow?
413
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,817
No-- But, I guess that's lucky--
414
00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:02,205
saves me having to
kill your husband.
415
00:26:06,237 --> 00:26:07,353
Now, look--
416
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,071
I didn't wanna tell
you this-- 'cause-- well,
417
00:26:10,096 --> 00:26:11,453
I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.
418
00:26:11,692 --> 00:26:13,119
But, I can't love you, because
419
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,649
I'm in love with someone else!
420
00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:17,382
Who?
421
00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:21,689
Who are you in love with?
422
00:26:22,229 --> 00:26:23,571
Like, I'm gonna tell you?
423
00:26:23,808 --> 00:26:25,738
Oh-- I won't hurt him.
424
00:26:26,659 --> 00:26:28,088
Look-- I swear it!
425
00:26:28,479 --> 00:26:32,086
Even my enemies know
me as a man of my word.
426
00:26:33,231 --> 00:26:34,292
Forget it.
427
00:26:34,495 --> 00:26:36,583
I tell you and Joxer's as good as--
428
00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:38,980
Joxer?
429
00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:43,535
J-Joxer?!
430
00:26:44,717 --> 00:26:45,995
That pip-squeak?!
431
00:26:46,764 --> 00:26:48,123
I will kill him!
432
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:51,699
No! You gave your word
that you wouldn't hurt him.
433
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,607
Oh, I won't.
434
00:26:55,005 --> 00:26:57,250
I will cut his head
off so fast--
435
00:26:57,706 --> 00:26:59,065
he won't feel a thing.
436
00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:05,727
Confine her to my tent.
437
00:27:07,196 --> 00:27:08,225
Joxer.
438
00:27:24,159 --> 00:27:25,193
You all right?
439
00:27:25,193 --> 00:27:26,017
Xena--
440
00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:28,445
fine.
441
00:27:28,637 --> 00:27:30,056
It's Gabrielle I'm worried about.
442
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,487
Draco's got her, and I swear,
443
00:27:31,512 --> 00:27:32,573
if he even touches her,
444
00:27:32,598 --> 00:27:34,129
I'm gonna hunt him
down and kill him.
445
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,601
Great-- so you've got it, too.
446
00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:37,097
What?
447
00:27:37,435 --> 00:27:38,727
This love-thing that's
going around.
448
00:27:38,752 --> 00:27:39,891
Haven't you noticed?
449
00:27:40,589 --> 00:27:42,117
First, I fall for Draco,
450
00:27:42,537 --> 00:27:44,075
and then Gabrielle
falls for you, and
451
00:27:44,075 --> 00:27:45,536
then, Draco falls for Gabrielle!
452
00:27:45,561 --> 00:27:46,842
Who could be in very
big trouble right now.
453
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:49,317
Wait! Slow down.
454
00:27:49,863 --> 00:27:51,426
Gabrielle's going to be fine just
455
00:27:51,426 --> 00:27:52,799
as long as Draco's
in love with her.
456
00:27:52,824 --> 00:27:53,948
It's you who's gonna get killed
457
00:27:53,948 --> 00:27:55,990
when he finds out that
she's in love with you!
458
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:58,995
So, what is the big picture here?
459
00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:00,528
What's going on?
460
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:02,293
I don't know.
461
00:28:02,707 --> 00:28:03,848
Love--
462
00:28:04,387 --> 00:28:05,649
chaos--
463
00:28:07,024 --> 00:28:07,972
Aphrodite?
464
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,162
Yeah, that's what
I thought at first.
465
00:28:12,601 --> 00:28:14,177
But there's no vanity in it.
466
00:28:15,207 --> 00:28:16,282
It seems so haphazard.
467
00:28:16,307 --> 00:28:17,973
It's like some child's game.
468
00:28:18,146 --> 00:28:19,261
Hail, Draco!
469
00:28:29,639 --> 00:28:32,587
So, you're the little piss-
ant my woman loves.
470
00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:33,923
That's me.
471
00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:36,808
Gabrielle won't even
know you're gone.
472
00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:41,279
I'm sorry, Sweetie,
473
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:44,563
that hurt me a lot more
than it hurt you. 'Sweetie'?
474
00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:47,212
Did I say, 'Sweetie'? I've never
used that word in my life before.
475
00:28:47,858 --> 00:28:49,014
But, he's so cute.
476
00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:53,084
Joxer-- you know what to do.
477
00:28:53,797 --> 00:28:55,219
Hurry, there's no time to lose!
478
00:28:55,244 --> 00:28:56,431
Don't worry-- I won't fail you.
479
00:29:04,771 --> 00:29:05,630
Xena.
480
00:29:05,772 --> 00:29:06,707
I'm sorry.
481
00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:08,358
I thought it was
Draco coming back.
482
00:29:08,383 --> 00:29:10,401
No, not yet. But he won't
be out long, so let's go.
483
00:29:10,401 --> 00:29:11,616
What about Joxer?
484
00:29:11,931 --> 00:29:13,758
We have to find him.
Draco will kill him.
485
00:29:14,027 --> 00:29:15,717
He already left. Now, come on.
486
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:17,672
He left without me?
487
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:20,885
He had to.
I sent him on a mission!
488
00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:22,316
Can we get outta here?!
489
00:29:22,341 --> 00:29:23,940
A mission-- of course.
490
00:29:24,438 --> 00:29:25,701
What a guy!
491
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:29,129
A prince.
492
00:29:35,383 --> 00:29:37,348
Xena! A truce!
493
00:29:40,556 --> 00:29:41,766
We need to talk!
494
00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:48,083
So talk.
495
00:29:49,478 --> 00:29:51,306
I had the score of a decade.
496
00:29:51,673 --> 00:29:53,586
Then you show up,
and not only wreck it--
497
00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,615
but you make me look
bad in front of my woman.
498
00:29:57,399 --> 00:29:59,190
Well, ain't love a bitch?!
499
00:30:00,338 --> 00:30:01,132
Wait!
500
00:30:03,757 --> 00:30:05,505
Give me the
girls and Gabrielle--
501
00:30:05,985 --> 00:30:08,298
or I will torch the place
and everyone inside it.
502
00:30:09,258 --> 00:30:11,224
You would kill
the woman you love?
503
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:16,860
The question is-- would you?
504
00:30:22,776 --> 00:30:26,609
No-- that-- code of honor
505
00:30:26,609 --> 00:30:29,042
you cleave to wouldn't
let you watch 'em burn.
506
00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:33,352
So-- we can do
this the hard way--
507
00:30:38,242 --> 00:30:39,306
or not.
508
00:30:41,353 --> 00:30:42,418
Your call.
509
00:30:44,535 --> 00:30:46,906
Gabrielle's not the
woman for you, Draco.
510
00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:49,255
I am.
511
00:30:50,303 --> 00:30:52,849
And I'll prove it to you.
Those virgins-- you want 'em?
512
00:30:57,295 --> 00:30:58,326
Take them.
513
00:31:00,714 --> 00:31:01,854
They're yours.
514
00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:12,035
What are you waiting for?
515
00:31:12,060 --> 00:31:12,933
Take them--
516
00:31:14,755 --> 00:31:17,794
unless you're worried that
your men may devalue them.
517
00:31:18,326 --> 00:31:19,614
Corral those virgins!
518
00:31:19,639 --> 00:31:21,635
All right! Come on! Let's get 'em!
519
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:23,754
And make sure they stay
that way, or it's your hides!
520
00:31:28,515 --> 00:31:29,921
Why are you doing this?
521
00:31:32,251 --> 00:31:33,515
For love.
522
00:31:34,199 --> 00:31:36,176
But you know that
I'm in love with Gabrielle.
523
00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:42,157
I'm counting on it.
524
00:31:43,172 --> 00:31:44,183
Draco.
525
00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:46,790
Pinullus!
526
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:48,907
My men are on their way.
527
00:31:50,319 --> 00:31:52,566
But I came ahead, just as
soon as I got your note.
528
00:31:55,842 --> 00:31:57,715
Is this the Amazon?
529
00:31:58,802 --> 00:32:02,498
No, I'm Xena.
And you're Pinullus.
530
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:06,140
What note?!
I never sent you a note!
531
00:32:06,165 --> 00:32:07,334
Well, I got it right here.
532
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:12,912
'Adding one Amazon
Princess to the deal. '
533
00:32:12,937 --> 00:32:14,621
Signed, Draco.
534
00:32:15,248 --> 00:32:16,405
Let me look at that!
535
00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:22,043
Here they are.
536
00:32:25,630 --> 00:32:27,173
And where's the Amazon?
537
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,219
There is no Amazon!
This note is a fake!
538
00:32:30,244 --> 00:32:31,134
What?!
539
00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:33,321
Draco-- come on.
540
00:32:33,346 --> 00:32:34,622
Just because you wanna
keep her for yourself
541
00:32:34,647 --> 00:32:36,015
doesn't mean you can
welsh on a deal.
542
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,034
She's right.
543
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,996
She's the one that faked the note!
544
00:32:39,178 --> 00:32:40,537
Oh, you are good.
545
00:32:40,905 --> 00:32:42,520
But, trust me, Pinullus!
546
00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:44,609
There is no Amazon Princess!
547
00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:47,366
Then, what's she?
548
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,247
Gabrielle!
549
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:52,961
She's magnificent.
I'll take her!
550
00:32:53,922 --> 00:32:57,085
Touch her and die!
That woman is mine!
551
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,359
So, Xena was right.
552
00:33:00,971 --> 00:33:03,344
You are trying to double-cross me.
553
00:33:05,243 --> 00:33:06,212
Get those girls out of here, quick.
554
00:33:06,237 --> 00:33:07,171
Let's go!
555
00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:16,445
After them!
556
00:33:37,362 --> 00:33:38,341
This way!
557
00:33:41,997 --> 00:33:43,062
Come on!
558
00:33:52,692 --> 00:33:53,749
Come on!
559
00:33:55,264 --> 00:33:57,300
- Where are they?
- They couldn't just vanish!
560
00:34:24,849 --> 00:34:27,786
Didn't your mother ever teach you
not to hit a man while he's down?
561
00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:37,600
What are they, bimbos?
562
00:34:37,755 --> 00:34:39,396
Don't touch 'em-- Draco'll kill us!
563
00:34:42,862 --> 00:34:43,980
Where are they?
564
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:45,060
Where did they go?
565
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,058
Oh, boys--
566
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,850
olley, olley, oxen--free!
567
00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:50,540
Come back!
We won't bite-- hard.
568
00:34:51,053 --> 00:34:52,812
Girls! Come back!
569
00:34:52,837 --> 00:34:54,103
You're going the wrong way!
570
00:34:56,279 --> 00:34:57,981
- Wait!
- Don't play hard to get!
571
00:35:14,975 --> 00:35:16,241
Are you crazy?!
572
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:17,900
Gabrielle!
573
00:35:34,606 --> 00:35:35,709
Draco?
574
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,259
Where are you?!
575
00:35:58,284 --> 00:35:59,424
Gabrielle, stop!
576
00:36:02,066 --> 00:36:03,528
Gabrielle, don't defy me!
577
00:36:08,795 --> 00:36:10,524
Xena! Look! I did it!
578
00:36:10,549 --> 00:36:11,690
He's here!
579
00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:14,854
Come on! Let's go!
580
00:36:18,078 --> 00:36:19,978
Draco, I know you're
in here, someplace!
581
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,127
You woolly character!
582
00:36:23,902 --> 00:36:25,487
Xena, I got him! He's here!
583
00:36:25,512 --> 00:36:28,229
Where are you? Come on! Let's go!
584
00:36:31,011 --> 00:36:33,618
Joxer? Joxer?
585
00:36:33,643 --> 00:36:34,914
Gabrielle! Gabrielle!
586
00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:35,873
Come back here!
587
00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:45,039
Xena!
588
00:36:45,191 --> 00:36:46,531
I should've known.
589
00:36:46,917 --> 00:36:48,041
So should I.
590
00:36:48,404 --> 00:36:50,318
When Gabrielle fell
for Joxer, me for you,
591
00:36:50,318 --> 00:36:52,428
you for her, I should've known
something was wrong then.
592
00:36:52,691 --> 00:36:53,720
What do you mean?
593
00:36:54,293 --> 00:36:56,198
These feelings that
we're having--
594
00:36:57,177 --> 00:37:00,552
gods know, they seem
real, but-- but they're not.
595
00:37:01,589 --> 00:37:03,771
If I'm right, they're
from Cupid's arrows.
596
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:06,843
You'd say anything to win me,
wouldn't you?
597
00:37:06,868 --> 00:37:09,956
No, but this happens to be true.
Think about it.
598
00:37:10,309 --> 00:37:12,149
I don't need to think about it.
599
00:37:12,427 --> 00:37:13,822
I know how I feel.
600
00:37:13,854 --> 00:37:15,028
And I won't stop until
601
00:37:15,028 --> 00:37:17,129
I make Gabrielle feel
the same way for me.
602
00:37:17,129 --> 00:37:18,484
So, give it up, Xena!
603
00:37:18,509 --> 00:37:20,131
Stop trying to change me!
604
00:37:23,016 --> 00:37:24,310
You're right.
605
00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:27,287
You can't change
the one you love.
606
00:37:28,254 --> 00:37:29,670
So, wise up.
607
00:37:30,354 --> 00:37:33,661
Gabrielle could never love someone
who lives off hurting others.
608
00:37:34,631 --> 00:37:37,780
You can't change her.
So, if you want to win her love--
609
00:37:39,111 --> 00:37:40,542
you better change yourself.
610
00:37:57,257 --> 00:37:58,499
- Joxer!
- Gabrielle.
611
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,853
Thank the gods!
612
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:01,880
I do.
613
00:38:04,076 --> 00:38:05,599
Oh, no you don't.
614
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:07,771
You've caused me
quite enough trouble
615
00:38:07,796 --> 00:38:08,837
for one day, young man.
616
00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:09,783
Your mother and I have searched
617
00:38:09,808 --> 00:38:11,490
Olympus all over looking for you.
618
00:38:11,515 --> 00:38:13,537
So, you consider
yourself grounded.
619
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:15,894
OK?
620
00:38:18,135 --> 00:38:19,874
About time you
clipped his wings.
621
00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:23,133
Yeah, well, I was a little tied up.
622
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,562
Thanks for finding my boy.
I owe you one.
623
00:38:25,587 --> 00:38:27,599
Yeah, 'cause if word
about this ever got out,
624
00:38:27,624 --> 00:38:29,201
you'd look kind of foolish, huh?
625
00:38:30,450 --> 00:38:32,586
What'll cost me to
see that it doesn't?
626
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:35,749
Don't worry about it.
627
00:38:36,466 --> 00:38:38,085
Just put everyone back to normal,
628
00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:39,186
and we'll call it even--
629
00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,570
starting with me,
and ending with those virgins.
630
00:38:44,152 --> 00:38:45,111
Deal.
631
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:49,887
That's it?
632
00:38:49,887 --> 00:38:52,292
Yeah-- easy come, easy go
633
00:38:57,339 --> 00:38:58,558
What's going on?
634
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,868
A love so deep,
few have ever known it.
635
00:39:01,488 --> 00:39:02,379
What?!
636
00:39:02,404 --> 00:39:05,303
A love so deep,
few have ever known it.
637
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,034
Cupid--
638
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,789
forget it. He's for real.
639
00:39:11,426 --> 00:39:12,597
Happens--
640
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:15,518
There you are.
641
00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:22,653
I've tried to make you
love me every way I can.
642
00:39:22,678 --> 00:39:24,006
But nothing's worked.
643
00:39:27,249 --> 00:39:29,774
So now I'll--
I'll try it your way.
644
00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:31,571
My way?
645
00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:33,653
Instead of hurting people,
646
00:39:33,984 --> 00:39:37,916
I'll try and he--
I'll try and help them.
647
00:39:38,517 --> 00:39:42,321
From now on, whenever
I loot a town or raid a village,
648
00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:44,289
I'll only kill the old people--
649
00:39:47,244 --> 00:39:49,755
or maybe just the men over 50.
650
00:39:52,918 --> 00:39:54,087
Livestock?
651
00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:56,659
OK, all right, all right--
652
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,216
I'll only kill--
653
00:39:58,531 --> 00:40:00,603
other looters and raiders.
654
00:40:00,628 --> 00:40:02,097
Look, the point is--
655
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,996
everything I do will be for you.
656
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,605
So, don't forget me, Gabrielle.
657
00:40:10,065 --> 00:40:12,091
The gods know,
I won't forget you.
658
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,716
Leave him. Love suits him.
659
00:40:22,925 --> 00:40:23,972
You wuss!
660
00:40:30,048 --> 00:40:32,384
I think I'm gonna
like this helpful stuff.
661
00:40:35,615 --> 00:40:37,519
Well-- you can't win 'em all.
662
00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:44,714
I never knew love
could be so exhausting.
663
00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:46,438
Yeah, but, worth the work.
664
00:40:46,796 --> 00:40:50,418
Xena-- do I hear-- a touch of
romance in your voice?
665
00:40:50,443 --> 00:40:53,234
Not if I hear a touch of the
'I told you so' in yours.
666
00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:56,603
Besides, these weren't
exactly normal circumstances.
667
00:40:56,763 --> 00:40:57,870
Yeah, I'll say.
668
00:40:59,863 --> 00:41:01,809
Can you imagine
the two of us in love?
669
00:41:02,657 --> 00:41:03,654
Ridiculous
670
00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:07,195
Yeah-- kind of makes you
laugh just to think about it.
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