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She'll make a great
Queen one day
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as you will,
very soon, Diana.
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Papa, please
don't talk like that.
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You're gonna get better;
I know it.
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You must be strong.
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I fear my time
is very near,
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and it's important that
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the transition between
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my rule and yours go smoothly.
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I'm ready to do whatever's
needed of me.
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I've sent for Xena.
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In difficult times like these,
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it's good to have mighty
friends close at hand.
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And who's mightier than Xena?
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I was the one chosen
to fight Callisto
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because if there's anyone
mightier than Xena,
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it's Joxer the Magnificent.
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So, I challenged Callisto to pit
her strength against mine.
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She was a little hesitant
at first understandably.
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But then she came at me.
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And I parried, dodged, dodged,
thrust, parried, parried!
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And I spun around to, to...
Hi, Gaby.
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Go ahead I'd love
to hear the rest.
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To, call Xena to dispatch
the villaness,
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which she did
while I held off
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the other members
of Callisto's gang.
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You know, I don't
remember it that way.
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Well, that's because you
were tied up at the time.
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So were you.
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What are you doing here?
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I heard that King
Lias was dying,
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and he sent fo Xena.
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So I thought I might
be of some help.
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I don't think so,
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but I'll be sure to ask
her when I see her.
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I already talked to her.
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She's heading
to the castle.
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She told me to give her
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a little time to settle in,
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and that I should follow.
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What are you
talking about?
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Xena's in Thebes.
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The message she
sent to me said
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that she wouldn't be
her till tomorrow.
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Wrong!
She was here an hour ago.
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Now, how could she
get here so fast?
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I don't know.
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But she was definitely here.
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I guess I better hurry up
to catch up with her.
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Yeah, and tell her
not to worry.
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I could tell when we parted
company this morning,
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that she was gonna
miss my affections.
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What'd you do that for?
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That's Xena's reputation
you're playing with.
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And that's going too far.
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So anyway, there I was,
on the parapet.
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Xena.
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Diana.
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Welcome.
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Thank you for coming.
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We didn't expect you so soon.
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Well, I made good time.
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I want you to meet Agis,
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He was once the advisor to
King Cabnus of Thebes.
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I trust him completely
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He'll be a great help to us
all in these difficult times
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If Xena trusts you,
I trust you.
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Welcome, sir.
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I'm honored,
your Highness.
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How's the King?
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He's not well, Xena.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry
to hear that.
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We'll get through
this together.
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Hello, Princess.
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Gabrielle, welcome.
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I'll have rooms
prepared for you all.
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Guard, stay with Xena.
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Her commands are
to be obeyed as
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though they came
from the King himself.
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Yes, your Highness.
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We need to work on
communication here.
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I thought you said
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we were gonna meet at
the tavern tomorrow
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And what hapened with Joxer
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to make him think you
were in love with him?
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You have to watch
what you say to this guy.
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He's a little crazy.
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He had this whole bar thinking
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you were some kind
of low-life tramp.
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Guard!
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Throw this big-mouthed
idiot in the dungeon!
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Big-mouthed idiot?
Xena, Xena, Xena!
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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Warrior... Princess... Tramp
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Ain't you ever heard of knockin?
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Hey, that's no way to
treat a Warrior Princess.
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Let me remind
you of reality, Meg.
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You're a filthy tramp that
I fished out of the gutter
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because you look like
Xena and Diana.
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You're useful to me only
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if you're a convincing Thespian.
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You never said nothing
about no kinky stuff.
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Besides, I pulled it
off so far today.
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Oh, not quite.
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You ordered Xena's best friend
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thrown into a dungeon.
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that the irritating blonde?
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I can't see how Xena
can put up with her.
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Don't worry, I'll fix it.
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Yes, you will.
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Because you're going to
do exactly what I say.
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Fine.
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This place is nice.
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But I bet Diana has
a real comfy set-up.
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When do I get to be her?
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When it's apporpriate to make
the switch very soon.
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I want you acting as
the Princess when Lias dies.
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That way you can turn
the control of
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the army over to me right away.
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Once I have command of the army,
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I can launch an attack on Miridias
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and sell their citizens
into slavery.
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And that will only be the beginning
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of a series of conquests.
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Hey, Aggie, come here!
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Look what the round thing does.
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A chakram is a weapon, not a toy.
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Well, what kind of damage
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would a cheap wooden
thing do anyway?
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Ah, look, you broke it!
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Fix it, put it back on your belt,
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and leave it there!
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You need to visit
Xena's little friend.
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Big-mouthed idiot.
Maybe it's a code.
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Maybe it means something.
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Maybe, I'm gonna kill her.
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Open up.
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You had better have a pretty
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good explanation for this.
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Gabrielle, it's all
part of the plan.
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Well, will you tell me
what the plan is?
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Can't.
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Oh, so I'm just supposed to
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accept being thrown into a dungeon,
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and you won't tell me
what the plan is?
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Gabrielle, have you ever had
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burning splinters shoved
under your fingernails?
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No.
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I thought as much.
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You see, the man
we're after is known
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to extract information
using that method.
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So the less you know,
the safer you'll be.
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If he captures me,
he doesn't know
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that I don't know anything.
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He's still going to put splinters
under my fingernails.
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All the more reason
why you should stay here.
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You're less likely to fall
into his clutches that way.
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I can take care of myself!
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Now why are you
treating me like a kid?
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I thought we were passed that.
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Well, we're not and,
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don't try to contact Diana.
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You'll only put her in danger.
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She'll stay quiet.
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Good.
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Hey, Aggie.
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My name's Agis.
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Well, what do we do
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when the real Xena gets here?
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She won't.
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There she is.
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How's about you and me
have some fun?
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No, thanks.
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Oh, so now you're
playing hard to get.
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Have you seen a young woman,
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carrying a staff, about this high?
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She left yesterday.
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But there's no reason
why you should be lonely,
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when there's healthy
young men like us around.
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Give us a kiss.
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There she is!
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Give me something strong.
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Well, I take it you're not
looking for a kiss.
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No, I want your heart.
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You're not my type.
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So, Xena, how's about
that kiss, huh?
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The name's Xena;
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that's Xena with a capital Z.
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Are you all right?
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Yes. I was, I was just
practicing my new punch.
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I'm only gonna say
this one more time:
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I'm a close personal
friend of Xena's.
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Listen, road block, step aside!
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You're not getting into this castle
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So, be smart and walk away
while you still can.
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You still don't know
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who you're dealing with, do you?
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Don't make me hurt you.
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Guard.
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It's all right,
he's with me.
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You're a very lucky man.
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Come in.
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Have a seat.
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What's the matter?
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Listen, Xena,
I've been thinking
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a lot about something
Gabrielle said to me.
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What did that little brat say?
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No, listen, Xena,
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I've been sullying your
reputation around town.
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What are you talking about?
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Listen, Xena, I told a
bar-room full of guys
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how intimate you and I got!
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little publicity.
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A little pub, no, no, Xena.
Listen. Listen! I...
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I don't deserve you as a lover.
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You're kidding, right?
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Look, don't listen to
anything Gabrielle says
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I'm seriously considering
having her executed.
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What? No, no, listen, listen!
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I'm wrecking one of
the great friendships!
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Now, OK, OK, one of us
has to be strong and it's,
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listen, so I'll be
outside your window,
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should you need my
sword at your service.
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I need your sword in
my service right now.
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Sword, service...
Yes, Look!
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What am I, nuts, going in there?!
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What a lovely man.
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OK, OK. Be strong. Wow.
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Be strong.
You're Joxer.
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You're Joxer the Magnificent.
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You're Joxer. You're lost.
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Oh, this is madness.
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Do you really think
a different dress
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will weaken my manly resolve?
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You're right.
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Xena's kind of unpredictable,
isn't she?
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You're telling me.
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How'd she get out here?
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Diana, we have a
real problem, here.
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I was attacked in a tavern
by a band of thugs.
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Someone who obviously
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didn't want me to get here.
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Someone who wanted to
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take advantage
of the king's illness.
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- We have to
- Xena!
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I just came from
seeing my father.
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He's slipping away.
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Can't we talk about this later?
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Sure, I'll talk to Philemon about
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making the castle secure.
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I'll be here if you need me.
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Hey, Aggie I thought you said
262
00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:23,908
she wasn't gonna
make it to the party.
263
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,251
Obviously, something went wrong.
264
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,072
Well, you'd better be careful;
265
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:28,979
she looks tough.
266
00:16:30,621 --> 00:16:31,673
How'd you like the tears?
267
00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:33,270
Nice touch,
268
00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:36,684
you know what to do with her.
269
00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:46,836
Wait a minute.
270
00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:49,226
So, Diana and Xena
are exact look alikes?
271
00:16:49,757 --> 00:16:50,399
Right!
272
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:53,256
Oh, great! I insulted royalty.
273
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:54,853
I'm in big trouble.
274
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:57,056
But on the bright side,
275
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,509
Xena still has a thing for me.
276
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,482
Impossible!
No offense, Joxer,
277
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:02,865
but you're just not her type.
278
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,638
She was certainy making
do with my type.
279
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,715
Let me tell you what
we did in that tavern.
280
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:09,525
She gave me this.
281
00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:10,476
That ain't all.
282
00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:12,254
Ah- no! That's not necessary.
283
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:14,510
I wish I knew what
was wrong with her.
284
00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:15,834
Well, it's simple, really.
285
00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:17,343
She was struck by Cupid's arrow.
286
00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:18,354
It's love, Gabrielle.
287
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:19,434
But, don't worry, I'm prepared
288
00:17:19,434 --> 00:17:20,591
to do the honorable thing.
289
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:21,524
Leave?
290
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:24,005
No, marry her. We could all
travel around together.
291
00:17:24,524 --> 00:17:26,325
Xena and I could be like a
father and mother to you.
292
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,110
Guards!
293
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,971
Please! Please! Please!
294
00:17:30,971 --> 00:17:32,331
I've got to get out of here!
295
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:37,656
Xena told me all about the plan.
296
00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:38,770
What is the plan?
297
00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:41,269
Can't say, but, uh,
you'll have to stay here.
298
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:44,002
And she also explained that little
299
00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:46,017
misunderstanding
between you and I.
300
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,587
Forgive me, you're Highness
301
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:48,709
I'm lower than rat droppings.
302
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:49,954
Oh, of course.
303
00:17:50,408 --> 00:17:52,439
It was just an honest mistake.
304
00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:54,990
Now, come with me.
305
00:17:55,298 --> 00:17:58,740
Sorry, remember the plan?
306
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:00,302
Um, what is the plan?
307
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:02,001
I'll tell you out here.
308
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,025
Oh, good.
309
00:18:03,025 --> 00:18:04,207
You're gonna tell Joxer,
310
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:05,552
but you're not gonna tell me?
311
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,432
Xena's orders.
312
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,642
She's very fond of him,
you know?
313
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,510
Uh, wait,
what's the plan?
314
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:26,991
That's the plan?
315
00:18:26,991 --> 00:18:28,054
What do you think?
316
00:18:28,054 --> 00:18:28,799
Good plan.
317
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:30,196
Your Highness!
318
00:18:32,588 --> 00:18:32,961
Your Highness,
319
00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:34,572
it is time for the baby's nap.
320
00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:36,025
Now, you know
how she can't drift off
321
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:38,013
unless you sing a lullabye to her.
322
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:40,869
All right,
all right.
323
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,097
Just, go on up to
the nursery and
324
00:18:42,097 --> 00:18:43,371
I'll catch up with you there.
325
00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:49,296
Wait for me in my room;
326
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,687
I won't be long.
327
00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:57,248
If one of those bottles
should happen to fall,
328
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:59,367
63 bottles of beer on the wall.
329
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,605
63 bottles of beer on the wall,
330
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:03,797
63 bottles of beer.
331
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,173
If one of those bottles
should happen to fall
332
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,302
43 bottles of beer on the wall.
333
00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:14,110
You're mad, you devil.
334
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,534
Oh, Joxer,
why should you deny
335
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,368
yourself to these needy women?
336
00:19:19,488 --> 00:19:20,325
Joxer?
337
00:19:22,798 --> 00:19:24,583
What are you doing here?
338
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:27,631
I hate to tell you this, Xena,
339
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,284
but all right, I might
as well spit it out.
340
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:32,770
Princess Diana wants me.
341
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,346
She what?
342
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:37,942
Listen, I can see the pain
on your face but really,
343
00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:39,568
there's plenty of me to go around.
344
00:19:40,286 --> 00:19:41,744
And um, there's no reason
345
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:43,036
why we can't be adults about
346
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,357
this and have a little fun.
347
00:19:46,412 --> 00:19:48,722
Are you suicidal?
348
00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:50,834
Oh, don't worry, Xena.
349
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,333
I got just what you need, and
350
00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:54,557
plenty of it, too.
351
00:20:00,925 --> 00:20:01,773
You got some explaining
352
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:02,527
to do and you can start
353
00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:04,163
by telling me where Gabrielle is.
354
00:20:04,472 --> 00:20:05,942
In the dungeon,
where you put her!
355
00:20:06,396 --> 00:20:07,175
What?
356
00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:12,942
What's the gripe, Aggie?
357
00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:14,521
I've done everything
just like you said.
358
00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:17,039
And more try staying away
from that clown, Joxer.
359
00:20:17,481 --> 00:20:19,097
I think he's cute.
360
00:20:19,973 --> 00:20:21,942
You better not mess this up.
361
00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,147
Look who's talking.
362
00:20:23,147 --> 00:20:24,185
What does that mean?
363
00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:25,913
You were supposed to keep
364
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:27,357
the real Xena away from here.
365
00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:30,105
Last time I looked, she was
making herself quite at home.
366
00:20:30,544 --> 00:20:32,242
You should hire
better people, Aggie.
367
00:20:33,915 --> 00:20:36,973
Don't you talk to me that way.
368
00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:39,536
A despiccable slag like you
369
00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:42,051
should find it an honor to
work with a man like me.
370
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:47,240
And my name is Agis, not Aggie.
371
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:49,353
Take it easy now, Agis.
372
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:50,725
And you're gonna do exactly like
373
00:20:50,725 --> 00:20:52,992
I say from now on, correct?
374
00:20:53,882 --> 00:20:54,756
Exactly.
375
00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:56,538
Good.
376
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,022
Well, don't just stand
there move it!
377
00:21:09,328 --> 00:21:10,490
Come on,
Warrior Princess.
378
00:21:10,992 --> 00:21:12,379
Take that!
379
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:17,020
I know what the plan is:
380
00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:19,630
You're trying to drive me insane!
381
00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:20,760
Let's go.
382
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:29,710
Now, wait a minute.
383
00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:32,025
OK, I believe you when you say that
384
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,275
there's another look-alike here.
385
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:34,553
That would explain everything.
386
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,866
But how do I know that
you're the real Xena?
387
00:21:37,522 --> 00:21:39,648
Yeah, how do we know
you're the real Xena?
388
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,028
Hello, Xena.
389
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:55,782
Boy, am I glad to see you.
390
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,312
Let's split up and
search the castle
391
00:21:57,312 --> 00:21:58,500
they may have hidden Diana here.
392
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,502
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
393
00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:00,596
How am I supposed to know
394
00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:01,819
who the real Diana is?
395
00:22:02,923 --> 00:22:04,235
Well, if you come across a woman,
396
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,594
and she looks exactly like me,
397
00:22:05,594 --> 00:22:07,193
and she displays any
interest in you
398
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,177
whatsoever as a man,
399
00:22:08,177 --> 00:22:09,383
that's the bad one.
400
00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:15,241
She is bad,
real bad.
401
00:22:23,464 --> 00:22:24,809
Alcibiades.
402
00:22:24,809 --> 00:22:25,740
Meg?
403
00:22:26,153 --> 00:22:27,173
Yeah, of course, it's me.
404
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,730
Look what I found.
405
00:22:31,307 --> 00:22:32,420
We found her snooping around.
406
00:22:33,009 --> 00:22:34,273
Agis wants you to
take her to the same
407
00:22:34,273 --> 00:22:35,792
place you're hiding Diana.
408
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:36,993
And that way we'll have two cards
409
00:22:36,993 --> 00:22:38,320
to play against Xena.
410
00:22:39,307 --> 00:22:41,010
All right, hand me the rope.
411
00:22:41,698 --> 00:22:43,699
Hey, I wanna come too.
412
00:22:44,354 --> 00:22:45,555
Xena's figured this
whole thing out
413
00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:47,494
I don't want to be
around her any more.
414
00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:49,634
I'm terrified of
that warrior witch.
415
00:22:49,883 --> 00:22:52,150
And you know,
maybe if you take me along,
416
00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:55,116
then we can relax
a little later on.
417
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:01,976
Ah, sorry,
418
00:23:02,858 --> 00:23:04,525
had to make sure
you weren't Xena.
419
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,359
Bring her along.
420
00:23:27,402 --> 00:23:28,405
Hey, boys!
421
00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,246
All right!
422
00:23:40,437 --> 00:23:41,916
How're you doing, Princess?
423
00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:45,119
Not well.
I'll probably be dead soon.
424
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,524
Why's that?
425
00:23:47,323 --> 00:23:48,010
Well, I've been sitting on
426
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,081
this cold ground
almost the entire day
427
00:23:50,081 --> 00:23:51,308
Who could survive that?
428
00:23:51,308 --> 00:23:52,637
A cold bottom isn't fatal.
429
00:23:52,637 --> 00:23:53,560
Says you.
430
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,512
No, but if I have to listen
to you two blabber any more,
431
00:23:56,512 --> 00:23:58,887
somebody's gonna
end up seriously dead.
432
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:03,374
Hey, boys, let's toy
with the brat a while.
433
00:24:43,876 --> 00:24:44,867
If we can put Meg on the throne,
434
00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:47,125
we will control the most
powerful army in Boecia.
435
00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:50,721
Conquests you never dreamed
of are in our grasp.
436
00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:55,020
And you lead Xena
directly to our hideout.
437
00:24:55,425 --> 00:24:56,787
What are we going
to do about Xena?
438
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,565
Now, that she has Diana,
439
00:24:59,068 --> 00:25:01,146
there's nothing stopping
her from coming after you.
440
00:25:02,238 --> 00:25:05,191
There's still one
card left to play.
441
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:15,665
My baby!
442
00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:18,832
They took my baby!
443
00:25:25,779 --> 00:25:27,728
This chamber is known
only to the royal family.
444
00:25:27,996 --> 00:25:28,689
Good.
445
00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:29,939
I want you
and Philemon to stay here
446
00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:31,220
until we can find your baby.
447
00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,124
You can't expect me
just to wait down here,
448
00:25:33,124 --> 00:25:34,723
when my child's life is in danger.
449
00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:36,362
Your life is in danger, too.
450
00:25:36,908 --> 00:25:37,500
Philemon,
451
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,517
I am asking you to
have faith in me.
452
00:25:40,412 --> 00:25:42,305
This plan is our only
way to save your child.
453
00:25:42,663 --> 00:25:43,912
Then we'll stay down here.
454
00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:47,580
Philemon, we have to
trust Xena now.
455
00:25:48,537 --> 00:25:49,751
She's our only hope.
456
00:25:50,807 --> 00:25:51,558
Gabrielle,
457
00:25:51,762 --> 00:25:52,543
I want you to find Meg
458
00:25:52,543 --> 00:25:53,574
and keep her in one place
459
00:25:53,574 --> 00:25:55,712
- I'll do the rest.
- Right
460
00:26:07,324 --> 00:26:08,679
Got you, sweety!
461
00:26:12,354 --> 00:26:13,097
Hi, Xena.
462
00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:15,840
Sorry, Joxer just a habit.
463
00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:17,693
That's OK.
464
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:18,966
I've been keeping an eye
465
00:26:18,966 --> 00:26:20,601
out for you for the fake Diana.
466
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:22,092
Her name's Meg.
467
00:26:22,489 --> 00:26:24,428
Meg, huh?
That's a pretty name.
468
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:26,695
You're not falling
for her, are you?
469
00:26:27,104 --> 00:26:28,619
Well, I've seen a
different side of her.
470
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,446
I bet you have.
471
00:26:30,927 --> 00:26:31,833
Hey, listen, I think she's just
472
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,070
a victim of circumstance.
473
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:34,652
She'll be a victim of
some more circumstances
474
00:26:34,652 --> 00:26:35,804
when I get my hands on her.
475
00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:38,245
And don't bother keeping
an eye on her anymore.
476
00:26:38,561 --> 00:26:39,994
I've got Gabrielle on that.
477
00:26:40,462 --> 00:26:42,507
Oh, you think she can do
a better job than I can.
478
00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:44,040
This is not a competition.
479
00:26:44,634 --> 00:26:47,225
You think that I'm a
complete joke, don't you?
480
00:26:50,552 --> 00:26:53,692
Princess,
may I talk to you, please?
481
00:26:54,366 --> 00:26:55,242
Can't it wait?
482
00:26:55,679 --> 00:26:56,710
No, it can't.
483
00:27:07,099 --> 00:27:08,879
a little more cleavage
couldn't hurt.
484
00:27:16,019 --> 00:27:17,184
Get out of my way.
485
00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:18,834
Over my dead body.
486
00:27:20,582 --> 00:27:21,928
That can be arranged.
487
00:27:33,063 --> 00:27:34,813
Eat some fruit, baby!
488
00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:04,380
Mercy, mercy, please.
489
00:28:06,006 --> 00:28:07,341
Tears are no good with me!
490
00:28:10,217 --> 00:28:13,633
Look at you looking down at me.
491
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:17,795
Ah, that's all right.
492
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,681
I'm used to it.
493
00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:26,218
Snotty brats like you
always hate girls like me.
494
00:28:26,601 --> 00:28:28,480
What do you expect with
what you've been doing?
495
00:28:29,494 --> 00:28:30,871
What was I supposed to do?
496
00:28:31,164 --> 00:28:32,584
Agis said that he'd kill me
497
00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:33,912
if I didn't do everything he said.
498
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,430
I suppose none of
this is your fault, is it?
499
00:28:37,573 --> 00:28:38,963
I didn't say that.
500
00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:40,572
It's all my fault.
501
00:28:40,572 --> 00:28:42,586
My whole stinkin' life's my fault.
502
00:28:44,661 --> 00:28:46,983
You know, I shouldn't feel
for you, but you just,
503
00:28:46,983 --> 00:28:49,138
you look so much
like my best friend.
504
00:28:49,463 --> 00:28:50,866
I don't want your pity.
505
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:53,819
I've been on my own
since I was 10 years old.
506
00:28:54,092 --> 00:28:55,934
I'm tougher inside
than you'll ever be.
507
00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:57,301
Since you were 10?
508
00:28:57,699 --> 00:28:59,666
My father died in childbirth.
509
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,443
Your father died in childbirth?
510
00:29:03,836 --> 00:29:06,301
he got drunk and fell off the roof
511
00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:07,519
when I was being born.
512
00:29:08,092 --> 00:29:09,007
I always wondered what it
513
00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:10,544
would be like to have a father.
514
00:29:11,822 --> 00:29:13,135
Bet you had a good father.
515
00:29:13,997 --> 00:29:16,103
I, I guess I did.
516
00:29:16,933 --> 00:29:17,925
But what about your mother?
517
00:29:19,802 --> 00:29:21,529
One of her boyfriends
liked me too much.
518
00:29:22,413 --> 00:29:23,745
So I ran away from home.
519
00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:26,023
And then I found out
the next year that,
520
00:29:26,023 --> 00:29:28,309
that she had died and,
521
00:29:29,604 --> 00:29:30,571
and I was real sorry that
522
00:29:30,571 --> 00:29:32,555
I hadn't gone back to say goodbye.
523
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,682
She was a rotten mother,
you know?
524
00:29:36,468 --> 00:29:37,318
She was fun.
525
00:29:41,419 --> 00:29:43,041
Anyways, I loved her.
526
00:29:44,856 --> 00:29:46,793
God, I hate it when
I get like this.
527
00:29:53,474 --> 00:29:55,072
This is not a party!
528
00:29:55,339 --> 00:29:56,375
Will you get that into your head
529
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,882
while it's still attached
to your shoulders?!
530
00:29:59,461 --> 00:30:00,654
Now that Diana's on the loose,
531
00:30:00,654 --> 00:30:01,888
there's only one thing to do.
532
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:04,028
What's that?
533
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,462
Kill the King.
534
00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:08,672
You can't assume the
throne until he's dead.
535
00:30:10,211 --> 00:30:11,510
As long as we have the baby,
536
00:30:12,698 --> 00:30:15,185
Diana and Xena
won't do anything.
537
00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:18,997
Lias is still surrounded
by loyal palace guards.
538
00:30:20,758 --> 00:30:22,314
I want you to take
him some poison.
539
00:30:22,314 --> 00:30:23,794
- No.
- What?
540
00:30:24,471 --> 00:30:27,744
No, I mean, uh, poison is too slow.
541
00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,509
You can never be sure
542
00:30:28,509 --> 00:30:29,754
if it's going to do the job.
543
00:30:30,772 --> 00:30:35,913
I should-- I should stab him.
544
00:30:37,394 --> 00:30:39,840
I could hide the knife under
the baby's blanket and pretend
545
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,554
I was taking the little tyke
to see the old buzzard.
546
00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:49,086
That's good I like that.
Go get the baby.
547
00:31:01,913 --> 00:31:02,569
Are you all right?
548
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:03,319
No.
549
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,769
Why haven't you been to see me?
550
00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:11,379
Sorry, father,
I've been bothered by some things.
551
00:31:12,401 --> 00:31:16,227
Well, nothing can give the
last few days of my life more
552
00:31:16,227 --> 00:31:18,987
worth than to be
able to comfort you.
553
00:31:22,175 --> 00:31:23,668
I don't think you'd understand.
554
00:31:24,251 --> 00:31:28,361
Ah, my sweet,
we've always shared
555
00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:32,081
our hopes,
our dreams, our pains.
556
00:31:34,331 --> 00:31:36,817
Don't draw away from me now.
557
00:31:36,817 --> 00:31:38,724
If your soul has been darkened,
558
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:41,710
let my love bring
some light to you.
559
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,301
Here it is.
560
00:31:53,635 --> 00:31:55,804
Hah! Xena!
Let's take the baby!
561
00:31:56,378 --> 00:31:57,332
Get the baby out of here.
562
00:31:58,096 --> 00:31:59,721
The baby!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, oh!
563
00:31:59,932 --> 00:32:01,423
Hey Meg!
He thinks you're Xena.
564
00:32:01,785 --> 00:32:02,686
Kill the idiot!
565
00:32:02,941 --> 00:32:03,830
No! No, no!
566
00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:13,237
I brought your sword.
567
00:32:13,491 --> 00:32:14,283
Come on, idiot!
568
00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:15,635
The name's Joxer.
569
00:32:15,991 --> 00:32:17,282
Come on!
This way!
570
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,865
It's quicker!
571
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:31,458
What are you doing?
It's me, Meg.
572
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,480
Then prove it;
kill him.
573
00:32:47,042 --> 00:32:49,775
Do it! Go on! Do it!
574
00:32:50,298 --> 00:32:51,671
You heard me.
Kill him,
575
00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:53,578
you slag!
Do it!
576
00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:58,280
No, and neither will you.
577
00:32:59,153 --> 00:33:00,766
How dare you?
578
00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,418
Xena!
579
00:33:06,788 --> 00:33:07,807
Duck!
580
00:33:16,582 --> 00:33:17,870
Missed me!
Missed me again!
581
00:33:24,408 --> 00:33:25,539
Well.
582
00:33:26,989 --> 00:33:28,301
You're not my daughter,
are you?
583
00:33:28,604 --> 00:33:29,299
Not officially.
584
00:33:29,884 --> 00:33:31,176
You're not Xena, either.
585
00:33:31,414 --> 00:33:32,300
No.
586
00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:33,814
Amazing.
587
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,272
You're on your own now, Pops.
588
00:33:44,572 --> 00:33:46,164
Your little friend
just kicked my butt.
589
00:33:47,507 --> 00:33:49,483
What chance do you think
I stand against you?
590
00:33:49,865 --> 00:33:51,086
Why don't you just kill me?
591
00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:54,163
Go on, get it over
and done with.
592
00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:55,901
No, because I want
you to stay here
593
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,151
and take care of the king.
594
00:33:57,151 --> 00:34:00,194
No. No, see, you must not
have been paying attention.
595
00:34:00,194 --> 00:34:01,101
I'm no good.
596
00:34:01,101 --> 00:34:03,090
You got the king to safety,
I saw you.
597
00:34:03,090 --> 00:34:05,117
well that was my one
good deed for the year.
598
00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:06,994
Believe me, you don't
want to be leaving
599
00:34:06,994 --> 00:34:08,154
anybody's life in my hands.
600
00:34:09,384 --> 00:34:10,508
I'm a low-life.
601
00:34:10,508 --> 00:34:12,326
I don't care what
you've done in your past.
602
00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:14,290
Do good now
and you are good.
603
00:34:15,377 --> 00:34:16,963
Lock the door behind
me when I leave,
604
00:34:16,963 --> 00:34:17,962
and cover him up.
605
00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:19,633
A chill now could kill him.
606
00:34:24,983 --> 00:34:26,698
You look so like my daughter;
607
00:34:27,526 --> 00:34:28,886
it's remarkable.
608
00:34:29,478 --> 00:34:33,070
Yes, three women
who look so much alike,
609
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:34,602
and yet inside, so different.
610
00:34:35,389 --> 00:34:37,041
One's a warrior,
and one's a Princess.
611
00:34:40,594 --> 00:34:42,315
One's a tramp.
612
00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:54,512
Wait, no!
613
00:34:56,326 --> 00:34:57,996
And then I lived in
Athens for a while.
614
00:34:59,386 --> 00:35:01,119
I actually did some
honest work there.
615
00:35:01,753 --> 00:35:05,000
I was a cook.
And you know,
616
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,462
I have quite a touch
when it comes to spices.
617
00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:10,307
You like spicy foods, Kingy?
618
00:35:12,426 --> 00:35:16,088
King Lias? King Lias!
619
00:35:16,668 --> 00:35:18,251
Put a rope up on that chandelier!
620
00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:21,309
Tie the basket.
621
00:35:27,471 --> 00:35:29,115
Hold it right there!
622
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,463
I'm coming to get that baby.
623
00:35:33,463 --> 00:35:35,079
And anyone who tries to stop me
624
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:37,102
is going to eat my sword.
625
00:35:46,162 --> 00:35:48,133
But wait!
626
00:35:49,594 --> 00:35:52,989
I still have my
round killing thing.
627
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,068
It's Diana!
628
00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:56,860
Get her.
629
00:35:57,301 --> 00:35:58,644
Run that basket up on the rope!
630
00:36:01,642 --> 00:36:02,553
Just give me back my baby
631
00:36:02,553 --> 00:36:03,891
and then you can go in peace!
632
00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:05,910
Tie it off.
633
00:36:06,755 --> 00:36:08,265
Now, we'll see if she gives us
634
00:36:08,265 --> 00:36:09,608
what we need.
635
00:36:11,512 --> 00:36:12,731
Hold it, right there!
636
00:36:14,794 --> 00:36:16,668
In the blink of an eye I can split
637
00:36:16,668 --> 00:36:18,098
the skull of anyone
638
00:36:18,098 --> 00:36:20,360
who moves with my trusty
639
00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:23,579
shamrock.
640
00:36:26,346 --> 00:36:27,875
Grab her;
it's Meg!
641
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:38,110
Guess which one I am.
642
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:44,542
Give me that.
643
00:36:54,572 --> 00:36:55,438
What's going on?
644
00:37:04,215 --> 00:37:05,071
Stay down.
645
00:37:21,925 --> 00:37:22,853
I'm glad that's over.
646
00:37:47,748 --> 00:37:48,888
Gab, the baby!
647
00:38:22,576 --> 00:38:23,514
Hey, Princess!
648
00:38:25,033 --> 00:38:26,329
I just came from
seeing your father.
649
00:38:38,029 --> 00:38:39,378
Which one are you?
650
00:38:39,378 --> 00:38:40,579
I'm Xena.
651
00:38:44,943 --> 00:38:46,421
Diana?
652
00:38:48,143 --> 00:38:49,351
Oh, Papa!
653
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,439
I sure hope he pulls through.
654
00:38:53,829 --> 00:38:54,701
He's a good man.
655
00:38:55,159 --> 00:38:58,777
I might even write him from jail.
If I knew how to write.
656
00:38:59,688 --> 00:39:01,328
Well, if it were up to me,
657
00:39:01,328 --> 00:39:02,534
I'd give you another chance.
658
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:03,953
I'd set you free.
659
00:39:04,758 --> 00:39:06,062
you're a softy.
660
00:39:10,161 --> 00:39:11,244
He's going to be fine;
661
00:39:11,244 --> 00:39:12,757
he may live on for years, yet.
662
00:39:13,839 --> 00:39:15,005
Meg, he wants to talk to you.
663
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,426
They told me about the
plot you were mixed up in.
664
00:39:37,179 --> 00:39:37,944
You were right.
665
00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:41,227
You've done some very bad things.
666
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,568
Well, I told you;
I'm trash.
667
00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:46,009
Stop it.
668
00:39:46,537 --> 00:39:49,800
I don't ever want to hear
anyone say things
669
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,383
like that about
my personal cook.
670
00:39:55,027 --> 00:39:56,839
You're not kidding me,
are you, Kingy?
671
00:39:57,244 --> 00:40:03,291
Not at all. Oh, by the way,
I do like spices.
672
00:40:03,509 --> 00:40:05,541
Well, I'm about as
spicy as you can get!
673
00:40:09,428 --> 00:40:10,351
Thanks, King Lias.
674
00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:13,492
I won't let you down.
675
00:40:25,801 --> 00:40:29,742
So, so long Xena.
676
00:40:29,742 --> 00:40:30,615
Goodbye, Meg.
677
00:40:31,038 --> 00:40:32,288
It was fun being you for a while.
678
00:40:32,623 --> 00:40:34,244
Just don't do it again in a hurry.
679
00:40:35,022 --> 00:40:35,820
Hey, Meg!
680
00:40:36,023 --> 00:40:37,467
Learn to read so
I can write to you.
681
00:40:37,467 --> 00:40:38,778
maybe I'll just do that.
682
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,211
Get, get going, get going.
683
00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:51,148
Well, um, so long, Meg.
684
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,107
So long, Joxer.
685
00:40:56,053 --> 00:40:57,179
Ditch the broads and double back
686
00:40:57,179 --> 00:40:58,716
I'll leave the kitchen
door open for you.
687
00:40:58,716 --> 00:40:59,496
Right.
688
00:41:07,619 --> 00:41:10,293
Hey, Xena, Gabrielle, wait up!
689
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,728
I, listen! I got some
things to, attend to.
690
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:15,461
Fine.
691
00:41:15,461 --> 00:41:16,592
So, I won't be able to join you.
692
00:41:16,592 --> 00:41:17,391
That's OK.
693
00:41:17,594 --> 00:41:18,185
You sure?
694
00:41:18,391 --> 00:41:20,306
'Cause I know
how much you need a real
695
00:41:20,306 --> 00:41:21,996
warrior to watch your back,
you know?
696
00:41:22,202 --> 00:41:23,935
Joxer, she won't wait forever.
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