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All right, time to eat, pigs!
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Each of the animals
gets a ladleful.
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Hey! What do yo say, pig?
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Thank you.
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You got to demand their respect.
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They're all murderers,
thieves, and perverts.
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The toughest,
baddest men around.
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If you get soft with
them for a moment
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they'll cut your throat.
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Now this one is a very,
very special case.
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Watch what I do.
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Fill 'er up.
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What do you say?
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Why is she in that contraption?
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That's Callisto.
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She's the worst of the worst.
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Already crippled three guards.
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Never let her out of that thing.
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Come on
what do you say?
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I say, before I kill you,
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I'm going to make
you squeal like a pig,
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you fat, pathetic piece of dung.
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I've put up with
your lip for too long!
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Now what do you got to say?!
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Thank you.
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See, respect I demand it I get it.
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This is my lucky night.
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Luck be a lady tonight!
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You lose.
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Get her!
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Callisto! Callisto!
Callisto! Callisto!
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Here, piggy, piggy,
piggy, piggy.
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Let them all out.
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The healthy ones
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will be the beginning
of our new army.
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and the weak ones
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put them out of their misery,
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Theodorus bring that with you.
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I know someone it
will look perfect on.
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Callisto! Callisto!
Callisto! Callisto!
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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Return of Callisto
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Hello, Perdicus.
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Not the smartest
way to pay us a visit.
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Perdicus!
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I just had to see something.
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What?
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Your face.
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I haven't stopped thinking about
you since the last time I saw you.
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Gabrielle we've always been close.
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You were my closest friend.
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And, well
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Gabrielle,
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will you be my wife?
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What have you been doing
since you left Troy?
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Fighting.
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That's all I've been doing,
it seems.
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After Troy, I wandered
into another war.
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One day, I killed three men.
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I started to have
dreams about
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all the men whose
lives I'd taken.
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I couldn't stand it.
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One night
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I had my dagger
at my heart.
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Then I saw something.
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What?
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Your face.
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Perdicus, I don't know if I'm
really who you think I am.
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I mean, I fight.
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But you never kill.
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I know that.
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Gabrielle we were
to be married once.
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And you decided that
that wasn't to be.
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And you were right.
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You were right.
I wasn't ready, either.
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But I am now.
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I love you
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and if you'll take me
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I want you to be my wife.
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I'm sorry.
I just excuse me, OK?
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The barrel's ribbed with iron.
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I know that!
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That's why I chose it!
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Anybody can split an
ordinary barrel in two!
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But, Joxer the Magnificent
chose an iron-ribbed one!
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You see I like the challenge
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of choosing the hardest opponents,
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the toughest, the most
vicious opponents.
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Like them.
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Right, just whoa! Whoa! Callisto!
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Don't make me hurt you.
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Joxer the last time I saw you,
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you wanted to join my army,
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and now you want to fight me?
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I am so disappointed.
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well I turned good just like Xena.
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Yeah? Well, I haven't.
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Be a dear,
and deliver a message
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to the good Xena for me
will you?
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Sure.
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Tell her this.
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She should have killed me
when she had the chance.
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For every drop of innocent blood
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I shed from here on out
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is on her hands as well as mine.
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OK.
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Good boy.
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Come!
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Bye.
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So, what's your answer.
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No, of course.
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Why don't you tell him?
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I'm waiting for the right time.
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He's a good man.
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He is. He's so
sensitive and kind.
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You know I've never
known anyone
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that I've ever been
so comfortable around
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besides you.
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Look, Gabrielle if it's me
you're worried about,
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let me set your mind at rest.
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Seeing you happy
will make me happy.
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And if that means settling
down with Perdicus,
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then you have my blessing.
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Xena! Xena!
It's Callisto!
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She's out!
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I've missed you, Xena.
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You never wrote.
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Don't move, pretty.
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That sentimental side of you is
a real problem now, isn't it?
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You fight with your heart.
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That gives me advantage over you.
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I no longer seem to have one.
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I'm not gonna kill you, now oh, no.
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I first going to kill your soul
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just like you killed mine.
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See you soon, my sweet
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Help!
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Help!
My baby!
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Gabrielle!
Thanks!
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I can't do this anymore.
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If you don't wanna come with me
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it's not gonna change
the way I feel about you.
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I love you more than anything.
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But I'm done fighting.
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I'm going home.
But
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Where's he going?
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The answer's 'yes, ' Xena.
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I'm gonna marry him.
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May the winds bring
forth also good fortune.
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May the same force that molded
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the beauty of these rose petals
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bless your union for eternity.
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I love you, Gabrielle.
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I'm so happy.
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Oh, Xena.
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Congratulations.
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Xena.
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Perdicus,
congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Xena.
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Before we go,
I need to speak with Xena.
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- I'm sorry.
- Take your time.
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Joxer.
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Take a walk.
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Oh, right.
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Hey Perdicus.
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I'm so happy for you.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Hey, it's not like we'll never
see one another again.
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I'll visit you all the time.
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You promise?
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I'll be knocking on
your door so often,
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you'll be sick of me.
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Never.
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Listen...
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You know, I think I fell
in love with him at Troy.
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No kidding.
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Gabrielle...
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I am not going to
let you say goodbye.
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That's not what this is.
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We'll see one another again soon.
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You ready, sweetheart?
Shall we?
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Goodbye, Gabrielle.
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You're gonna miss her,
aren't you?
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I'm more worried about
her missing me, though.
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She's gonna be all alone.
I have you.
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That makes you happy?
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Very.
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If we have a daughter,
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- do you think we can name?
- Xena
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I wouldn't have
it any other way.
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Perdicus?
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I've, I've never been
with a man, before.
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Have you?
Been with women?
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well I was
I was a soldier, and
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I don't need to
hear anymore.
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Does that bother you
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that I've, I've been
with other women?
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A little.
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But I guess one of us
should be good at it.
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I never said that
I was good at it.
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Hello, Theodorus.
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We've been through
all this before.
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But in case you don't
remember the details,
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you'll be dead in seconds if
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you don't tell me
where Callisto is.
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I don't know where she is.
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Wrong answer.
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That's the truth!
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She left hours ago.
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Come on, Theodorus.
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She knew I was coming.
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She's much too good a hostess
not to be here to greet me.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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When I told her you were
travelling without Gabrielle
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she said, 'Perfect, ' and left.
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Perdicus I know what love is, now.
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It's life.
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Everything is united by love alone.
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Love, love, love, love.
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Oh, it unites, you're right.
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And hate divides.
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Let's see which one's
stronger, shall we?
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What do you want?
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We're unarmed.
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Good that makes things
simple then, doesn't it?
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Perdicus!
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Perdicus?
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Nighty-night.
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I longed to see you wailing
over the body of your friend.
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Well, it's not going to happen.
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No!
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Perdicus.
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That'll do.
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No, Perdicus! Oh! No! Xena!
Oh, no! Oh, no, no,
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Perdicus.
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That's the last one.
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What do you mean?
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From here on out
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all I want on my hands
is Callisto's blood.
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Gabrielle leave Callisto to me.
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You need time to mourn.
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I have the rest of
my life to mourn.
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I want to see her dead.
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Gabrielle.
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In the morning,
I'm going after her.
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Now, the question is, are you
going to come with me, or not?
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Gabrielle.
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Is is time?
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Yes.
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I'm ready.
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Gabrielle, when we find her,
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don't go up against
her one on one.
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You'll be dead in seconds.
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If she dies with me
that'll be fine.
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Not with me it won't.
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Besides, she'd chop
you into little
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pieces before you even
struck a first blow.
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That's because
you never taught me
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how to use a sword.
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Now, that's going to
change right now.
260
00:23:14,232 --> 00:23:15,401
I want a lesson.
261
00:23:16,285 --> 00:23:17,252
No.
262
00:23:18,896 --> 00:23:19,944
Why?
263
00:23:21,247 --> 00:23:22,526
Because I won't help
you destroy
264
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,646
all the ideals that you live by.
265
00:23:25,121 --> 00:23:26,966
My ideals were a lie.
266
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,273
I thought love was the
strongest power on Earth.
267
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,009
What a fool.
268
00:23:34,074 --> 00:23:36,149
Love is helpless in
the face of cruelty.
269
00:23:37,571 --> 00:23:38,857
Gabrielle,
if you're taken over
270
00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:41,819
by hatred Callisto wins.
271
00:23:43,104 --> 00:23:44,654
I've got news for you, Xena.
272
00:23:45,071 --> 00:23:46,216
She's already won.
273
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,700
Now, show me
how to use a sword.
274
00:23:51,273 --> 00:23:52,631
Not a chance.
275
00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:55,221
Xena!
276
00:23:56,072 --> 00:23:57,369
Teach me.
277
00:23:59,534 --> 00:24:00,565
No.
278
00:24:04,164 --> 00:24:05,304
Teach me.
279
00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:08,587
Teach me!
280
00:24:10,733 --> 00:24:11,855
Teach me!
281
00:24:13,976 --> 00:24:15,134
I won't do it.
282
00:24:16,182 --> 00:24:18,074
Xena, wake up
and look around you!
283
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:20,046
The little innocent
Gabrielle is dead,
284
00:24:20,046 --> 00:24:21,327
and there's no
getting her back.
285
00:24:26,102 --> 00:24:27,602
Just teach me
how to use a sword,
286
00:24:27,602 --> 00:24:29,416
so, at least I stand a
fighting chance.
287
00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:33,119
Please.
288
00:24:39,097 --> 00:24:40,881
All right, pick it up.
289
00:24:46,815 --> 00:24:49,872
First thing, is that your
sword is not a staff.
290
00:24:51,264 --> 00:24:53,137
You have to learn how
to parry so you can look
291
00:24:53,137 --> 00:24:54,169
for an opening.
292
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,830
And keep eye contact.
293
00:24:55,830 --> 00:24:57,409
That's how you anticipate
the next move.
294
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,187
OK.
295
00:25:02,938 --> 00:25:03,749
Again.
296
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,078
Again.
297
00:25:06,362 --> 00:25:07,373
Again!
298
00:25:10,321 --> 00:25:11,283
I'm gonna kill her.
299
00:25:11,721 --> 00:25:12,753
Again!
300
00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:13,920
Teach me.
301
00:25:14,063 --> 00:25:15,044
Teach me!
302
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,659
Teach me.
303
00:25:18,004 --> 00:25:20,082
Again. Again!
304
00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:23,546
Teach me how to kill her, Xena.
305
00:25:26,245 --> 00:25:28,690
I'm gonna cut her open
and watch her bleed.
306
00:25:29,102 --> 00:25:30,784
I'm gonna kill her, Xena!
307
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,147
Teach me how to kill her.
308
00:25:52,441 --> 00:25:54,807
A beverage, my Queen.
309
00:25:54,807 --> 00:25:57,396
You know I don't drink
intoxicants Theodorus.
310
00:25:58,161 --> 00:25:59,959
I thought maybe just this once.
311
00:26:01,366 --> 00:26:05,601
No I like to experience life
in all its agonizing glory.
312
00:26:05,601 --> 00:26:07,993
I don't want to dull the
sensations in any way.
313
00:26:12,853 --> 00:26:14,086
What?
314
00:26:14,805 --> 00:26:17,088
You're not falling in love
with me, are you?
315
00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:20,008
And what if I was?
316
00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:21,814
I'd have to kill you.
317
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,242
Love is a trick that
nature plays to
318
00:26:24,242 --> 00:26:25,607
get us to reproduce.
319
00:26:26,884 --> 00:26:28,526
I want no part of it.
320
00:26:30,915 --> 00:26:32,068
Where is she?
321
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,665
She should be back by now.
322
00:26:36,122 --> 00:26:37,229
I'm going.
323
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,698
No, you're not.
324
00:26:40,904 --> 00:26:42,414
They're having
a party up there.
325
00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:43,365
If we wait until dawn,
326
00:26:43,365 --> 00:26:44,853
half of them will be
passed out.
327
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,906
And then, I'm going in
after Callisto.
328
00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:49,049
I found an unguarded passage.
329
00:26:49,689 --> 00:26:50,952
What am I supposed to do?
330
00:26:51,299 --> 00:26:52,324
Stay here.
331
00:26:52,721 --> 00:26:54,122
If Callisto comes out,
332
00:26:54,122 --> 00:26:55,182
I won't be far behind,
333
00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:56,922
and don't try and take
her on one on one.
334
00:26:59,579 --> 00:27:00,673
I don't think so.
335
00:27:02,033 --> 00:27:03,832
Listen, if you really
want Callisto
336
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,879
to get what's coming to her,
337
00:27:05,452 --> 00:27:06,940
you do it my way.
338
00:27:17,451 --> 00:27:21,383
If anyone's listening you know,
339
00:27:21,383 --> 00:27:23,195
I'm not much for praying.
340
00:27:23,771 --> 00:27:25,614
But I don't know what else to do.
341
00:27:28,933 --> 00:27:30,729
I was ready to give up once,
342
00:27:32,073 --> 00:27:34,855
and, and Gabrielle
came into my life.
343
00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:38,085
Please
344
00:27:40,012 --> 00:27:43,104
don't let that light that shines
out of her face go out.
345
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,448
I couldn't stand the darkness
that would follow.
346
00:27:57,699 --> 00:27:58,622
Xena.
347
00:28:02,036 --> 00:28:03,131
You were right.
348
00:28:03,942 --> 00:28:05,131
I need to mourn.
349
00:28:09,663 --> 00:28:10,976
I'm going home.
350
00:28:11,547 --> 00:28:14,444
Yes yeah, that's the best
thing to do.
351
00:28:14,679 --> 00:28:15,856
Rest,
352
00:28:16,854 --> 00:28:18,240
grieve.
353
00:28:19,945 --> 00:28:21,763
I'll take care of Callisto,
I promise.
354
00:28:22,741 --> 00:28:23,783
I know.
355
00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:28,884
But, if you don't mind,
356
00:28:28,884 --> 00:28:30,366
I think I'll set out right now.
357
00:28:32,475 --> 00:28:33,553
OK.
358
00:28:35,649 --> 00:28:36,665
Goodbye.
359
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,668
It's time.
360
00:28:57,291 --> 00:28:58,718
You know, Xena,
I know you don't think
361
00:28:58,718 --> 00:29:00,792
very much of me and that's fine.
362
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:02,870
But I care about Gabrielle, too.
363
00:29:03,563 --> 00:29:05,122
And I would do anything
to avenge her loss,
364
00:29:05,122 --> 00:29:06,698
including sacrificing my own life.
365
00:29:08,127 --> 00:29:09,585
You've got a good heart, Joxer
366
00:29:10,862 --> 00:29:12,059
but take my advice,
367
00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:14,165
and keep it far away
from Callisto.
368
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,265
No look, you promise me.
369
00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,045
If something happens to me,
370
00:29:58,045 --> 00:29:59,613
you will not become a monster.
371
00:29:59,613 --> 00:30:00,631
But you never kill.
372
00:30:01,865 --> 00:30:03,022
I know that.
373
00:30:03,793 --> 00:30:05,007
I love you.
374
00:30:05,862 --> 00:30:08,529
Don't let that light that shines
out of her face go out
375
00:30:19,747 --> 00:30:21,160
I don't understand you.
376
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:26,283
After all I did you
still can't kill me.
377
00:30:26,938 --> 00:30:30,654
I won't take a life
even yours.
378
00:30:34,342 --> 00:30:35,623
I'd rather die.
379
00:30:37,346 --> 00:30:38,823
Oh, but you will.
380
00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:42,347
Get it over with.
381
00:30:43,812 --> 00:30:45,407
Oh, no, no, no, no.
382
00:30:46,486 --> 00:30:49,526
I'm going to make a grand
show of your death.
383
00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:55,460
And I'll need an audience
who will truly appreciate it.
384
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:13,999
Don't move!
385
00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,639
Welcome.
386
00:31:40,248 --> 00:31:41,757
It's a nice fit,
don't you think?
387
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,265
Don't get too fond of it.
388
00:31:44,364 --> 00:31:46,304
How are you gonna get
out of this one, Xena?
389
00:31:48,014 --> 00:31:49,469
It ain't over
till it's over.
390
00:31:50,114 --> 00:31:51,389
Oh, but it will be, soon.
391
00:31:52,046 --> 00:31:53,733
You're about to
watch the friendship
392
00:31:53,733 --> 00:31:55,373
of your life go up in smoke.
393
00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:01,636
I envy her in a way.
394
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,405
She gets to leave
this life so pure.
395
00:32:05,942 --> 00:32:07,522
I wonder if I could
have been her.
396
00:32:12,586 --> 00:32:13,634
Burn her.
397
00:32:32,735 --> 00:32:34,122
Oh, don't bother
struggling, Xena.
398
00:32:34,122 --> 00:32:36,877
Be thankful for that
beautiful throne.
399
00:32:37,938 --> 00:32:39,920
It'll give you peace
if you let it.
400
00:32:50,455 --> 00:32:51,809
I'm coming, Xena!
401
00:33:02,903 --> 00:33:05,123
What could you possibly
have been thinking?
402
00:33:09,453 --> 00:33:10,668
I'm here to save my friends.
403
00:33:16,186 --> 00:33:17,472
That's all it'll take.
404
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:29,544
She's escaping!
405
00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:33,241
Don't just stand there,
get her!
406
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,310
Run for your lives!
407
00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:05,505
Somebody,
stop her!
408
00:34:05,505 --> 00:34:07,568
Get away while you can!
409
00:34:29,188 --> 00:34:31,499
Oh, how I do love
watching you work.
410
00:35:14,273 --> 00:35:16,078
Looks like we're
at a standstill.
411
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,860
How good are you
at chariots, Xena?
412
00:35:30,298 --> 00:35:31,501
Get her, Xena!
413
00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,502
Get on, yah!
414
00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:17,148
Callisto! Yah!
415
00:37:29,009 --> 00:37:31,024
Enjoying the ride, Xena?
416
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:46,101
Want to go faster?
417
00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:34,565
We're both gonna die, Xena.
418
00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:35,768
How wonderful.
419
00:38:36,227 --> 00:38:37,530
We can spend the rest of
420
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:39,502
eternity in Tartarus, together?
421
00:38:40,108 --> 00:38:43,726
Always the optimist.
422
00:38:57,474 --> 00:38:59,331
Oh, you're good, Xena.
423
00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:26,256
Xena help me.
Xena! Xena.
424
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,949
Please Xena.
Help me please?
425
00:39:35,686 --> 00:39:37,271
You can't just let me die, Xena.
426
00:39:38,156 --> 00:39:39,909
Xena. Xena.
427
00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:42,482
I'm counting on you.
428
00:39:45,087 --> 00:39:46,134
Help me.
429
00:39:47,992 --> 00:39:49,147
Help me!
430
00:39:49,342 --> 00:39:50,607
Help me!
431
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,849
Xena!
432
00:40:18,901 --> 00:40:20,626
Oh honestly,
how bad is it?
433
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,555
Terminal.
434
00:40:23,049 --> 00:40:24,194
No, really.
435
00:40:25,176 --> 00:40:28,033
Not bad.
But it'll leave a nice scar.
436
00:40:29,879 --> 00:40:31,561
Joxer, you're a brave man.
437
00:40:32,384 --> 00:40:33,627
I mean
438
00:40:34,675 --> 00:40:37,190
You know, Xena, I was thinking
a warrior of my quality
439
00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:38,337
should let you off the hook.
440
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,048
I'm setting off on my own.
441
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,782
I'm sorry.
442
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,394
I'll live.
443
00:40:50,195 --> 00:40:55,181
Joxer the Good, the Warm;
444
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:57,567
Joxer the Valiant.
445
00:41:04,767 --> 00:41:06,242
What were you doing?
446
00:41:07,113 --> 00:41:08,211
Loving him.
447
00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:12,340
He'll hear your thoughts.
448
00:41:12,985 --> 00:41:16,872
I know forever and never
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