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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(COSTUME SQUEAKING)

(DON'T YOU WANTMEPLAYING)

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# You were working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar

# When I met you

# I picked you out and shook you up
and turned you around

# Turned you into someone new

# Now five years later on
you've got the world at your feet

# Success has been so easy for you

# But don't forget it's me...#

Shit. Nearly snapped my hair off!

# And I can put you back down, too

# Don't...
Don't you want me? #

Not dressed like that.

# You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me

# Don't... #

Don't!

# Don't you want me?

# You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me

# Much too late to find... #

FRAN: Whoo!

# Don't you want me, baby? #

Eh, it's nice, isn't it?

Well done, Greg.

# Don't you want me, baby?

# Don't you want me, oh?

# I was working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar

# That much is true #

FRAN: Help me put this up, love

# But even then I knew I'd find
a much better place

# Either with or without you

# The five years we have had
have been such good times

# I still love you

# But, now I think it's time
I live my life on my own

# I guess it's just what I must do

# Don't...#

Greg. Bloody hell!

# You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me

# Don't...

# Don't you want me?

# You know I don't believe it
When you say that you don't need me

# It's much too late to find
When you think you've changed your mind

# You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry

# Don't you want me, baby? #

H I, everybody.

# Don't you want me, oh?

# Don't you want me be--. #

(STATIC- FI LLED NOISE)

(SOUND MUFFLED)

Whoa'.
Have you not got a costume'?

(CHEERING)

Is this yours, Rog?

CONNIE AND FRAN: # Don't you want me, baby? #

Hey, do you like it, Rog?

Yes. I thought it'd be a bit bigger.

That's what I keep saying to Greg.
(LAUGHS)

It's not the size of the boat, Fran,
it's the motion of the ocean.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

GREG AND CONNIE:
# Don't you want me, 0/1?

# Don't you want me, baby?

# Don't you want me, oh? #

ALL: Whoa: Yeah:!

Cheers, everyone.

- CONNIE: There you go, Rog...
- ROGER: Oh, cheers.

And Fran put that up for you.

- ROGER: Cu ntg rota laions.
- Eh?

Well, it's your bloody fault.

- It's meant to say "congratulations".
- Yeah, I worked that out.

Anyway, to Roger.

Hope you remember us all now
you're heading up to the sixth floor.

Oh, don't start.

ALL: Yeah, to...
To Roger.

ALL: To Roger!
Cheers. Hey.

They're not planning
any more lay-offs are they, Rog?

Greg, you know I can't divulge that.

Hey, no shop-talk, remember?

- Tonight, is about fun.
- Yeah.

So, who's next?

Oh, will you put me down, Greg?

No, thought you'd never ask.

For a song, I mean, what's it like?

Oh, don't get him to choose,
you'll be waiting forever.

Yeah, I have chosen, Connie.

Well, which one?

Dee, dee, da, da, da.

Whoa'.!

It's not just gonna be one song
after another, is it?

You not drinking, Janet?

- Duane's getting me one.
- Is he?

Mind he don't slip you a roofie.

Come on, jan!

# Like you, baby #

On your feet, Roger. Come on.

- I don't know it.
- You'll pick it up.

# Saturday night yes
I like the way you move

# Pretty baby

# [t3 party time and not one minute
we can lose

# Be my baby #

I know you've been waiting on
that Butler contract, Roger.

I'll have it to ya, on your desk,
first thing Monday morning.

What?

Ho.

ALL: Hey.

Where've you been?

Had to see a man about a dog, isn't it?

Cheese and rice, bruv, what have
you come as, Blobbie Williams?

They told me it was Gangnam Style.

Okay, peeps, listen up.

It's party time, so that means it's time
for Duane's famous pill's roulette!

(ALL CHEERING)

Inside there's one ecstasy, one Viagra,
one ketamine, one Paracetamol,

one laxative and an orange Tic Tac.

Could I please have the Paracetamol?

Look, I'm sorry, Mr C,
it's pot-luck, I'm afraid.

That's the way to do it.

Straight down the hatch.

Oh, I hope I don't get the ketamine
again, it gave me really hard poos.

Are you sure it wasn't Viagra? (LAUGHS)

(SOUND MUFFLED)

FRAN: # Saturday #

(SOUND MUFFLED)

FRAN: # Saturday night #

(SOUND MUFFLED)

FRAN: # Saturday

# Saturday night

# Saturday night

# Saturday

# Saturday

# Saturday night

# Saturday night

# Saturday

# Saturday

# Saturday night

# Saturday night

# Saturday

# Saturday night #

Bit limited these lyrics, aren't they?

# Saturday #

- You all right, mate?
- Yeah, yeah.

I'm shitting myself, I got the laxative.

Well, I'm not changing your nappy.
(LAUGHING)

(FARTING SOUNDS)

FRAN: # Saturday
Saturday night #

Right, we need more drinks.

FRAN: # Saturday
Saturday #

Jesus, he blows hot and cold.

And which way do you blow?

- Not yours.
- Ow.

FRAN: # Saturday

# Saturday night

# Saturday night

# Saturday

# Saturday

# Saturday night

# Saturday night #

Oh, thank God for that.

ALL: Whoa.

I smell like a meat pie.

So, who's next, then? Connie?

No, not me, I'm tone deaf.
No offence, Janet.

Sorry? Did you say something?

No.

Have you seen this?

She's all over him
like Clingfilm on a buffet.

Oh, she's just letting her hair down.

I know she's disabled and everything,

-but I can't stand her.
- Why?

Well, she knows that everyone
feels sorry for her and she uses it.

How do you think she got that PAjob?

Well, I was surprised
it wasn't you, Connie.

No, I'm not saying that,
but it's interesting, isn't it?

I bet she's not being
laid off any time soon.

Who's being laid off?
What have you heard?

Oh, nothing.
This is a private conversation.

- We're just having a bit of craic.
- Yeah.

Don't go poking your nose into
other people's craics, Greg.

Okay, peeps, let's do this.

Let's learn how to rap like a white man.

ALL: Whoa.

# You got soul on the dole... #

(SOUND MUFFLED)

(MUSIC LOUDER)

# Hey everybody, take a look at me,
I've got street... #

Uh-uh, no you haven't!

(MUSIC MU FFLED)

# I said a D.H.S.S

# And the rhythm that they're giving
is the very best

DUANE: # You're more
dead than alive in a nine to five

# Then they say you've got to go, and

CONNIE AND FRAN: # Get yourself a job

DUANE: # Get out of this house

-# Get yourself a job
-# Are you a man or a mouse?

# A finger in each ear
you pretend not to hear

# You gotta get some space
Get outta this place

# Wham, ham, J am a man

# job or no job, you can '2' tell me
that you're not #

Oh, that's Duane's phone.
What are you doing?

# If not, just stop

# Don't stand there and rot

# In the streets, in the cars
in the underground

# if you listen real hard
you can hear the sound

# A million people
switching off for work

# Well, listen, Mr Average,
you're a jerk

CONNIE AND FRAN: #N0i'me

-# You can't hold me down
-# Not me

# I'm gonna fool around

# Gonna have some fun
look out for number one

# You can dig your grave
I'm staying young

# Wham, bam #

Let me get that for you.

# job or no job you can't
tell me that I'm not #

Hey, shots. Thanks, Rog.

# If not, then stop

# Don't stand there #

Yeah, go on, Greg.

# Er... If you're a pub man
or a club man

# Maybe a jet-black guy
with white coo! cat.-- #

- Oh, I can't do it, it's too fast!
- It's not a competition.

DUANE". # Make the most of every day

# Don't let hard times
stand in your way

# Give a Wham, give a damn
but don't give a damn

# 'Cause the benefit gang are gonna pay

# Now reach up high and touch your soul

# The boys from Wham!
will help you reach that goal

-# It's gonna break your mumma's heart
-# So sad

-# It's gonna break your daddy's heart
-# Too bad

# But you'll throw the dice
and take my advice

# Because I know that you're smart

-# Can you dig this thing?
-# Yeah

-# Are you gonna get down?
-# Yeah

-# Say Wham
-# Wham

-# Say barn
-# Bam

# Wham, ham, J am a man

# job or no job
you can't tell me that I'm not

# Do you enjoy what you do?

# If not, just stop

# Don't stand there and

# Wham, ham, J am a man

# job or no job
You can't tell me that I'm not

# Do you enjoy what you do?

# If not, just stop

# Don't stay there and rot #

- ALL: Whoo!
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Right, who's next?

ROGER: Me.

It's my party and I want some rock!

I'll... I'll get some more beer.

Lemme help you with that, Rog.

- No. No, no, no.
- Do you want me to show you how it works

-or something?
- No, I know what I'm doing.

I just wanna pick
something that I can really go for.

CONNIE: What you doing?

It's my eczema.
It flares up when I'm stressed.

CONNIE: Oh, great, so I'm shagging
the Singing Detective.

- So, have you made your choice?
- No.

I can't decide between The Birdie Song
and Wind Beneath My Wings.

You know what I mean.
Between me and Fran.

Oh, Connie, I can't get into that now.

- The future's precarious enough.
- What do you mean?

What's got into him?

Dunno, maybe he got the E.

He has to sack one of us.

What? How do you know?

I just do.

Do you know who it is?

No, but I think we can find out.

ROGER: # I get the same
old dreams same time every night

# Fall to the ground and I wake up

# So, I get out of bed, put on my shoes

# And in my head
Thoughts fly back to the break-up

# These four walls are closing in

# Look at the fix you've put me in

# Since you been gone
since you been gone

# I'm outta my head, can't take it

# Could I be wrong?

# But, since you've been gone
You cast the spell so break it

# Whoa, whoa

# Whoa

# So in the night I stand beneath
the back-street light

# I read the words that you sent to me

# I can take the afternoon
the night-time comes around too soon

# You can't know what you mean to me

# Your poisoned letter, your telegram

# just goes to show,
you don't give a damn

# Since you've been gone
since you've been gone

# I'm outta my head, can't take it

# Could I be wrong,
but since you've been gone #

(THUD5)

- All rig ht?
- Ay-ay.

Tripod alert.

# Whoa, whoa, whoa #

Well, at least we know
who had the Viagra.

There weren't Viagra.
They're all just Tic Tacs.

What?

Oh, what? What 'cos I'm black
I must be a drug dealer?

But I thought I was starting to
feel a buzz.

Yeah, a sugar rush.

# If you will come back, baby

# You'll never do wrong

# Since you've been gone
since you've been gone

# I'm outta my head can't take it

# Could I be wrong
but since you've been gone #

What is it?

Oh, had a good look, have you?

Sorry, Rog, it was on the floor.

Fuck it, I don't care.

It's my divorce papers.

Mary's leaving me, everyone.

I thought I was a happily married man
till 4:00 on Friday.

Turns out, I'm not.

Oh, Roger, I'm so sorry.

We had tickets for White-snake injune.

Royal Albert Hall.

Private box...
(CRYING)

Ah... Oh...

Steady on, Rog, you're, er,
stabbing me a little bit.

What's happened?

Don't make him repeat it,
for God's sake.

You can see he's upset.

Have some sensitivity,
for once in your life.

Come on, Roger.

So we still don't know
who he's going to sack.

No, it's just divorce papers.

Put another song on.

Look we've paid for the hour.
Let's not all get bummed out.

It's all right,
it's not that bad, Roger. Yeah?

Yeah, you've got,
you've got that promotion coming up.

It's a fresh start.
New horizons. Yeah?

- I suppose so.
- Yeah, that's the spirit.

And look at it this way.

You ain't signed them papers, yet.
Yeah?

So, you've still got time
to talk her around.

- Yeah?
- Thanks, Duane.

That's it.

# Nothing is so good
it lasts eternally #

Well done, Fran.

# Perfect situations must go wrong

# But this has never yet prevented me

# From wanting far too much
for far too long

# Looking back I could have
played it differently

# Won a few more moments
Who can tell?

# But it took time
to understand the man

# Now; at least, I know] know him well

# Wasn't it good?

# Oh, so good

# Wasn't he fine?

# Oh, so fine

CONNIE AND FRAN: # Isn't it madness he can't be mine

# But, in the end he needs
a little bit more than me

# More security

# He needs his fantasy and freedom

# I know him so well

# No one in your life
is with you constantly

# No one is completely on your side

# And though I'd move my world
to be with him

# Still the gap between us is too wide

# Looking back I could have
played it differently

# Learned about the man before I fell

# But, I was ever so much younger then

# Now; at least, I know] know him well

# Wasn't it good?

# Oh, so good

# Wasn't he fine?

# Oh, so fine

CONNXE AND FRAN".
# Isn't it madness he won't be mine

# Didn't I know
How it would go

# If I knew from the start

# Why am I falling apart?

# Wasn't it good?

# Wasn't he fine?

# Isn't it madness he won't be mine

FRAN: # But in the end
he needs a little bit more than me

# More security

CONNXE: # He needs his fantasy

CONNIE AND FRAN: #And freedom

FRAN: # I know him so well

# It took time

CONNIE: # To understand him

CONNIE AND FRAN: #1 know him so well #

Fran.

Sorry, Fran, can I have a word?

All right, now please, don't overreact.

He's not going to tell her now, is he?

I dunno. He's pissed enough.

CONNIE: Ah, poor Fran.

Still, at least we won't have
her beady eyes on us at work every day.

Oh, God, I'm so relieved.
I thought it was gonna be me.

Maybe you should give her
her notice, as well?

Give her a fresh start.

It's what she deserves.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Can I help you, Janet?

Are you okay?

Yeah, it's just... So out the blue.

Yeah, I know, I apologise for that,
but circumstances got out of my control.

And I can't change your mind?

I'm afraid not.

But, you know, you've got, Greg.

He'll help you through it.

I'm sorry.

JAN ET: I'd like to sing a sang.

This is a request
for someone very special.

They know who they are.

And in answer to your question,
yes, I do.

Very much.

# Looking from a window above
It's like a story of love

# Can you hear me? #

No.

# Came back only yesterday
I'm moving farther away

# Want you near me

# All I needed was the love you gave

# All I needed for another day

# And all I ever knew

# Only you

# Sometimes when I think of her name

# When it's only a game

# And I need you

# Listen to the words that you say

# It's getting harder to stay #

(SOUND MUFFLED)

# Love you gave #

(MUSIC MU FFLED)

# All I needed for another day #

(MUSIC MU FFLED)

# I ever knew #

Duane, what?

I... I didn't send you that text.

Connie did.

Yeah, as a joke.

I don't understand.

Look, that was a shitty thing to do.

Yeah, all right, Duane,
don't make it any worse.

How could it be worse?

Look, Janet, I really like you,
we have a laugh, but...

- But not in that way.
- It's fine... I don't...

I just thought you'd make
a lovely couple, that's all.

- Oh, fuck off.
- All right.

All right, can I just have a word
before things get too heated?

Are you all right, Janet?

That wasn't nice, Connie.

Now then, there's been a lot of rumours
flying around the office about

voluntary redundancies and...

It's true.

I was charged with the unhappy task of
letting one of you good people go.

I want you to know I fought
tooth and nail with management over it,

until they promoted me.

Now I am management,
so I have no choice.

Somebody has to go,
to balance the books.

And the person I've decided is gonna
leave the company...

Is me.

With Mary gone, I'm going to start over.

I've a brother in Florida I don't see
much of, so I'm gonna head out there.

But, that means
I'm gonna need a replacement.

And the person I've decided
to recommend to the board

is Fran.

I can't think of anybody better
to take the team forward.

I know you and Greg are hoping
to tie the knot, so,

hopefully, this will help
send you on your way.

Thanks, Roger.

Congratulations, babe.

Incredible.

Can we start looking for
a bigger flat now, please?

Yea h, definitely.

- Well done, Fran.
- Thanks.

Yeah, cuntgotalaions.

(WOMEN LAUGHING)

Oh, er, we've booked this room. Sorry.

I don't think so, darling,
we've got this till half past.

Well, it's nearly
half past now, isn't it?

So, we don't mind you joining in,
do we girls?

No, I... I'm not quite sure
there's enough room for...

So, you're buying
a bigger flat, are you?

What? No, of course not.

I had to say that, didn't I,
otherwise it would be suspicious.

Just wait until the dust settles
and then I'll tell her tomorrow.

I promise.

I am never letting you go.

# But I can't hear a word you say

# I'm talking loud, not saying much... #

Hey, you're in there, Rog.

No, she's half my age.

So? Women like a silver fox.

- Go for it.
- Maybe I will.

I wonder if she's into Whitesnake?

- I'm gonna ask her.
- No, Fran, no.

CHANTEL".
# I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose

# Fire away, fire away #

Are you still here, Janet?
I thought you'd have slunk off by now.

Why don't you sing us another song,
you've got such a nice voice.

What's that?

Why don't you ask, Greg?

Oh, don't worry, I will.

And by the way,
I've had a little chat to Fran.

And, her new PA 'yob, guess what,

she wants someone with skills.

Someone who can hear.

I've got skills, Connie.

Ah. (LAUGHING)

I can lip read.

CHANTEL".
# Cut me down, but it's you... #

What's going on?

# Ghost town

# And haunted love

# Raise your voice

# Sticks and stones may break my bones

# Talking loud #

You all right, babe?

You're fired.

Both of you.

# I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose

# Fire away, fire away

# Ricochet, you take your aim

# Fire away, fire away

# You shoot me down, but I won't fall

# I am titanium

# You shoot me down, but I won't fall

# I am titanium

# I am titanium

# I am titanium

# Stone heart, machine gun #

(MUSIC MU FFLED)

(H EART BEATING)

(H EART BEATING FASTER)

(TITANIUM PLAYING)