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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(COSTUME SQUEAKING)
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(DON'T YOU WANTMEPLAYING)
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Testing...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
Hello?
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Testing...
Testing...
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# You were working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
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# When I met you
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# I picked you out and shook you up
and turned you around
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# Turned you into someone new
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# Now five years later on
you've got the world at your feet
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# Success has been so easy for you
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# But don't forget it's me...#
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Shit. Nearly snapped my hair off!
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# And I can put you back down, too
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# Don't...
Don't you want me? #
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Not dressed like that.
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# You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me
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# Don't... #
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Don't!
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# Don't you want me?
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# You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me
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# Much too late to find... #
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FRAN: Whoo!
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# Don't you want me, baby? #
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Eh, it's nice, isn't it?
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Well done, Greg.
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# Don't you want me, baby?
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# Don't you want me, oh?
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# I was working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
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# That much is true #
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FRAN: Help me put this up, love
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# But even then I knew I'd find
a much better place
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# Either with or without you
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# The five years we have had
have been such good times
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# I still love you
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# But, now I think it's time
I live my life on my own
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# I guess it's just what I must do
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# Don't...#
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Greg. Bloody hell!
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# You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me
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# Don't...
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# Don't you want me?
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# You know I don't believe it
When you say that you don't need me
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# It's much too late to find
When you think you've changed your mind
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# You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry
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# Don't you want me, baby? #
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H I, everybody.
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# Don't you want me, oh?
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# Don't you want me be--. #
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(STATIC- FI LLED NOISE)
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(SOUND MUFFLED)
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Whoa'.
Have you not got a costume'?
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(CHEERING)
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Is this yours, Rog?
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CONNIE AND FRAN: # Don't you want me, baby? #
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Hey, do you like it, Rog?
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Yes. I thought it'd be a bit bigger.
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That's what I keep saying to Greg.
(LAUGHS)
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It's not the size of the boat, Fran,
it's the motion of the ocean.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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GREG AND CONNIE:
# Don't you want me, 0/1?
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# Don't you want me, baby?
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# Don't you want me, oh? #
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ALL: Whoa: Yeah:!
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Cheers, everyone.
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- CONNIE: There you go, Rog...
- ROGER: Oh, cheers.
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And Fran put that up for you.
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- ROGER: Cu ntg rota laions.
- Eh?
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Well, it's your bloody fault.
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- It's meant to say "congratulations".
- Yeah, I worked that out.
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Anyway, to Roger.
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Hope you remember us all now
you're heading up to the sixth floor.
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Oh, don't start.
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ALL: Yeah, to...
To Roger.
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ALL: To Roger!
Cheers. Hey.
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They're not planning
any more lay-offs are they, Rog?
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Greg, you know I can't divulge that.
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Hey, no shop-talk, remember?
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- Tonight, is about fun.
- Yeah.
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So, who's next?
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Oh, will you put me down, Greg?
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No, thought you'd never ask.
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For a song, I mean, what's it like?
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Oh, don't get him to choose,
you'll be waiting forever.
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Yeah, I have chosen, Connie.
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Well, which one?
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Dee, dee, da, da, da.
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Whoa'.!
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It's not just gonna be one song
after another, is it?
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You not drinking, Janet?
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- Duane's getting me one.
- Is he?
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Mind he don't slip you a roofie.
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Come on, jan!
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# Like you, baby #
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On your feet, Roger. Come on.
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- I don't know it.
- You'll pick it up.
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# Saturday night yes
I like the way you move
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# Pretty baby
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# [t3 party time and not one minute
we can lose
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# Be my baby #
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I know you've been waiting on
that Butler contract, Roger.
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I'll have it to ya, on your desk,
first thing Monday morning.
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What?
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Ho.
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ALL: Hey.
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Where've you been?
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Had to see a man about a dog, isn't it?
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Cheese and rice, bruv, what have
you come as, Blobbie Williams?
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They told me it was Gangnam Style.
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Okay, peeps, listen up.
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It's party time, so that means it's time
for Duane's famous pill's roulette!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Inside there's one ecstasy, one Viagra,
one ketamine, one Paracetamol,
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one laxative and an orange Tic Tac.
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Could I please have the Paracetamol?
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Look, I'm sorry, Mr C,
it's pot-luck, I'm afraid.
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That's the way to do it.
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Straight down the hatch.
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Oh, I hope I don't get the ketamine
again, it gave me really hard poos.
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Are you sure it wasn't Viagra? (LAUGHS)
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(SOUND MUFFLED)
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FRAN: # Saturday #
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(SOUND MUFFLED)
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FRAN: # Saturday night #
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(SOUND MUFFLED)
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FRAN: # Saturday
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday
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# Saturday
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday
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# Saturday
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday
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# Saturday night #
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Bit limited these lyrics, aren't they?
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# Saturday #
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- You all right, mate?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'm shitting myself, I got the laxative.
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Well, I'm not changing your nappy.
(LAUGHING)
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(FARTING SOUNDS)
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FRAN: # Saturday
Saturday night #
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Right, we need more drinks.
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FRAN: # Saturday
Saturday #
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Jesus, he blows hot and cold.
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And which way do you blow?
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- Not yours.
- Ow.
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FRAN: # Saturday
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday
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# Saturday
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday night #
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Oh, thank God for that.
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ALL: Whoa.
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I smell like a meat pie.
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So, who's next, then? Connie?
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No, not me, I'm tone deaf.
No offence, Janet.
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Sorry? Did you say something?
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No.
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Have you seen this?
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She's all over him
like Clingfilm on a buffet.
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Oh, she's just letting her hair down.
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I know she's disabled and everything,
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-but I can't stand her.
- Why?
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Well, she knows that everyone
feels sorry for her and she uses it.
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How do you think she got that PAjob?
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Well, I was surprised
it wasn't you, Connie.
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No, I'm not saying that,
but it's interesting, isn't it?
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I bet she's not being
laid off any time soon.
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Who's being laid off?
What have you heard?
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Oh, nothing.
This is a private conversation.
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- We're just having a bit of craic.
- Yeah.
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Don't go poking your nose into
other people's craics, Greg.
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Okay, peeps, let's do this.
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Let's learn how to rap like a white man.
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ALL: Whoa.
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# You got soul on the dole... #
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(SOUND MUFFLED)
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(MUSIC LOUDER)
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# Hey everybody, take a look at me,
I've got street... #
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Uh-uh, no you haven't!
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(MUSIC MU FFLED)
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# I said a D.H.S.S
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# And the rhythm that they're giving
is the very best
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DUANE: # You're more
dead than alive in a nine to five
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# Then they say you've got to go, and
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CONNIE AND FRAN: # Get yourself a job
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DUANE: # Get out of this house
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-# Get yourself a job
-# Are you a man or a mouse?
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# A finger in each ear
you pretend not to hear
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# You gotta get some space
Get outta this place
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# Wham, ham, J am a man
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# job or no job, you can '2' tell me
that you're not #
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Oh, that's Duane's phone.
What are you doing?
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# If not, just stop
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# Don't stand there and rot
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# In the streets, in the cars
in the underground
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# if you listen real hard
you can hear the sound
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# A million people
switching off for work
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# Well, listen, Mr Average,
you're a jerk
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CONNIE AND FRAN: #N0i'me
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-# You can't hold me down
-# Not me
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# I'm gonna fool around
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# Gonna have some fun
look out for number one
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# You can dig your grave
I'm staying young
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# Wham, bam #
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Let me get that for you.
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# job or no job you can't
tell me that I'm not #
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Hey, shots. Thanks, Rog.
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# If not, then stop
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# Don't stand there #
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Yeah, go on, Greg.
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# Er... If you're a pub man
or a club man
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# Maybe a jet-black guy
with white coo! cat.-- #
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- Oh, I can't do it, it's too fast!
- It's not a competition.
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DUANE". # Make the most of every day
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# Don't let hard times
stand in your way
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# Give a Wham, give a damn
but don't give a damn
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# 'Cause the benefit gang are gonna pay
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# Now reach up high and touch your soul
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# The boys from Wham!
will help you reach that goal
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-# It's gonna break your mumma's heart
-# So sad
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-# It's gonna break your daddy's heart
-# Too bad
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# But you'll throw the dice
and take my advice
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# Because I know that you're smart
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-# Can you dig this thing?
-# Yeah
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-# Are you gonna get down?
-# Yeah
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-# Say Wham
-# Wham
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-# Say barn
-# Bam
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# Wham, ham, J am a man
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# job or no job
you can't tell me that I'm not
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# Do you enjoy what you do?
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# If not, just stop
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# Don't stand there and
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# Wham, ham, J am a man
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# job or no job
You can't tell me that I'm not
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# Do you enjoy what you do?
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# If not, just stop
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# Don't stay there and rot #
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- ALL: Whoo!
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Right, who's next?
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ROGER: Me.18704
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