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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,251 --> 00:00:02,421 (OMI READING) 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Water! 3 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,543 Fire! 4 00:00:11,128 --> 00:00:12,168 Wind! 5 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:15,420 Earth! 6 00:00:16,342 --> 00:00:17,382 Wood! 7 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,139 (YELLING) 8 00:00:40,032 --> 00:00:41,822 Chase should be deep in the zone 9 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:44,587 of his 49-day lunar lock-down meditation. 10 00:00:46,706 --> 00:00:49,046 He cannot stop me now. 11 00:00:50,668 --> 00:00:51,918 (WOLF HOWLING) 12 00:00:54,338 --> 00:00:55,918 (SNIFFING) 13 00:00:55,965 --> 00:00:58,975 At last, the elixir of power! 14 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,937 Ah, I can smell the power! 15 00:01:06,475 --> 00:01:07,475 Now, 16 00:01:08,394 --> 00:01:10,484 make me mighty! 17 00:01:13,566 --> 00:01:14,616 (GROANING) 18 00:01:17,653 --> 00:01:20,073 (GRUNTING) 19 00:01:21,574 --> 00:01:23,954 This is not meant for the likes of you. 20 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:27,704 You have taken my past and my powers 21 00:01:27,747 --> 00:01:29,087 and I want them back! 22 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,257 (LAUGHING) 23 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:34,634 Yes, in due course, my child. 24 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:37,300 An inter-dimensional rift is about to occur, 25 00:01:37,339 --> 00:01:41,259 where great forces of light and darkness will face off. 26 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,182 I will need all my power to control it. 27 00:01:44,221 --> 00:01:47,811 My revenge on Xiaolin is finally here! 28 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,100 (IN MOCKING TONE) "My revenge on Xiaolin." 29 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,234 Who cares? 30 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:53,190 What about my evil needs? 31 00:01:55,775 --> 00:01:58,025 Big girls do big things! 32 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,692 (SHADOW SCREAMING) 33 00:01:59,737 --> 00:02:00,747 No doubt. 34 00:02:01,363 --> 00:02:02,453 (HISSING) 35 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,910 Go do them now. 36 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:05,409 (YELLING) 37 00:02:06,535 --> 00:02:08,955 WUYA: #La, la, la, la, la 38 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,256 # La, la, la, la, la 39 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,330 # La, la # 40 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:13,828 You're acting weird. 41 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:15,086 Fess up! 42 00:02:15,127 --> 00:02:16,927 Are you cooking up an evil stew? 43 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:19,252 Oh, you wouldn't be interested. 44 00:02:19,298 --> 00:02:21,378 It's a girl thing. 45 00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:23,595 I can do girl thing. Try me! 46 00:02:23,636 --> 00:02:24,766 Well... 47 00:02:24,804 --> 00:02:28,104 There is a role for you to play, dear Jack. 48 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,470 (WHISPERING) 49 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:31,679 (GIGGLING) 50 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,810 OMI: Today is my day! 51 00:02:36,107 --> 00:02:39,447 The annual temple talent show! Goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie! 52 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,190 -Yoo-hoo. -Great. 53 00:02:41,237 --> 00:02:42,867 Can't wait for the usual Xiaolin hootenanny. 54 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:45,285 Maybe I'll have beginners' luck. 55 00:02:45,324 --> 00:02:47,574 Your beginners' luck will begin with me! 56 00:02:47,618 --> 00:02:51,158 I will be the record-breaking 5-time winner Xiaolin talent victor! 57 00:02:51,664 --> 00:02:55,714 You know, Omi, you take this talent show thing way too seriously. 58 00:02:56,293 --> 00:02:57,633 (SCREAMING) 59 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:59,540 Talent show thing? 60 00:02:59,588 --> 00:03:01,128 It is a competition! 61 00:03:01,173 --> 00:03:02,883 A battle for supremacy! 62 00:03:02,925 --> 00:03:05,845 The victor is crowned. The loser is a loser! 63 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,897 KIMIKO: I rest my case. 64 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,760 (CHEWING) 65 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:13,527 You really don't think it's too pushy to invite myself to enter, do you? 66 00:03:13,853 --> 00:03:16,023 I wouldn't have suggested it otherwise. 67 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,273 Why, you're frenemies! 68 00:03:18,315 --> 00:03:20,115 It's perfect for you to compete! 69 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:23,736 Besides, your greatest talent is messing up! 70 00:03:23,779 --> 00:03:25,529 You're poised to win! 71 00:03:26,282 --> 00:03:27,362 Thanks? 72 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,448 Hey, do you have a talent you're gonna show? 73 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,955 Oh, yes. 74 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:36,876 My talent is finding some very special Shen Gong Wus. 75 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:38,539 (CACKLING) 76 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:40,967 (BLEATING) 77 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,051 Hey! 78 00:03:48,345 --> 00:03:49,345 Give me that! 79 00:03:52,391 --> 00:03:53,391 (GRUNTING) 80 00:03:55,853 --> 00:03:58,273 Whoa, quite moving. 81 00:03:58,314 --> 00:04:00,564 It was like I was a child again! 82 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,568 Needs more goats. Next! 83 00:04:03,194 --> 00:04:07,784 (CLEARING THROAT) This is my monologue from A Streetcar Named Desire, 84 00:04:07,823 --> 00:04:10,163 with Chase Young as Stella. 85 00:04:10,201 --> 00:04:11,371 (CLEARING THROAT) 86 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,530 Stella! 87 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:14,204 Stella! 88 00:04:16,207 --> 00:04:18,927 Stella! 89 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,458 Stella... 90 00:04:25,507 --> 00:04:26,637 (GRUNTING) 91 00:04:26,675 --> 00:04:29,555 Oh, what a kick you got, girl! 92 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:32,225 It was like I was a child again! 93 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:34,854 Oh, it knocked me out! 94 00:04:34,892 --> 00:04:36,022 Next! 95 00:04:38,771 --> 00:04:40,601 Nothing up my sleeve. 96 00:04:41,273 --> 00:04:42,483 I reach into the hat... 97 00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:43,734 And pull out... 98 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:44,776 A... 99 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:50,703 Oh, I don't know what to say. 100 00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:52,871 It was like I was a child again! 101 00:04:53,285 --> 00:04:55,285 I'd say it was magical. 102 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,039 Not! Next. 103 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,411 Whoa, I am so going to win again! 104 00:05:02,795 --> 00:05:03,925 (TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 105 00:05:03,963 --> 00:05:06,343 Prepare to witness real magic! 106 00:05:06,382 --> 00:05:09,132 It is my flaming hoopy-loopy dance! 107 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,185 Yippee! 108 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:20,308 Whoopee! 109 00:05:30,572 --> 00:05:31,652 Yeah! 110 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,626 Amazing! 111 00:05:37,663 --> 00:05:40,253 Oh, I was a child again! 112 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:42,459 And it' not just because he paid me. 113 00:05:42,501 --> 00:05:43,501 Not. 114 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,799 JACK: Wow, fantastic. 115 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,300 But you haven't seen my act yet. 116 00:05:50,592 --> 00:05:51,922 Jack Spicer. 117 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:53,629 I will show you an act! 118 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:55,929 You came to the wrong place to rumble, Spicer. 119 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,643 But I'm not here to fight! 120 00:05:57,683 --> 00:05:59,523 I'm here to showcase my talent. 121 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,683 Your talent is being evil. 122 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,019 We know. You lose. You may go now. 123 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,864 But I have a hidden talent. 124 00:06:07,151 --> 00:06:08,151 You gotta let me show you. 125 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,402 -No, no! Don't... -My eyes, my eyes! 126 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,280 ALL: Huh? 127 00:06:12,698 --> 00:06:14,408 Please let me try! 128 00:06:14,450 --> 00:06:16,200 We are frenemies, remember? 129 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,872 Whoa! (GRUNTING) 130 00:06:20,539 --> 00:06:24,209 And I brought a gift for you, Omi, my greatest frenemy warrior. 131 00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:30,801 A bowtie for me? 132 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,630 Sure, you may compete! 133 00:06:32,676 --> 00:06:33,976 He will not win anyway. 134 00:06:34,011 --> 00:06:35,011 (ALL SNICKERING) 135 00:06:35,054 --> 00:06:37,724 Thank you. Thank you! (GIGGLING) 136 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:43,067 (SINGING BADLY) # Mary had a little lamb 137 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,733 # Little lamb, little lamb 138 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:48,525 # Mary had a little lamb 139 00:06:48,567 --> 00:06:51,407 # Whose fleece was white as snow # 140 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,238 (GASPS) 141 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:55,698 (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) 142 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,576 I win, I win! 143 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:00,578 Ahem! Brother Omi, I am up next. 144 00:07:00,871 --> 00:07:04,211 You? It is to laugh! Why even try? 145 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:07,419 I have three tens, my teeny-weeny brother. 146 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:10,843 (GRUNTING) 147 00:07:11,423 --> 00:07:13,053 This is my rendition of 148 00:07:13,092 --> 00:07:14,922 In the Good Old Summertime. 149 00:07:15,427 --> 00:07:17,557 (IN LOW VOICE) # In the good old summertime 150 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:19,936 # In the good old summertime 151 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,775 # Strolling through the shady lanes with your baby mine 152 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:26,391 # You hold her hand and she holds yours 153 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:28,478 # And that's a very good sign 154 00:07:28,524 --> 00:07:30,984 # That she's your tootsie-wootsie 155 00:07:31,026 --> 00:07:34,496 # In the good old summertime # 156 00:07:36,115 --> 00:07:38,115 Winner, winner, chicken dinner! 157 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,576 -That was awesome, Ping Pong! -All right, little dude! 158 00:07:40,869 --> 00:07:42,909 OMI: But... But... But... 159 00:07:42,955 --> 00:07:45,585 I cannot lose! 160 00:07:45,624 --> 00:07:46,624 (GRUNTING) 161 00:07:46,959 --> 00:07:49,379 I am Omi. No last name. Omi! 162 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:50,710 -I do not lose! -(ALL GASPING) 163 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,674 Well, you lost that one, buckaroo. Fair and square. 164 00:07:53,924 --> 00:07:55,014 No! 165 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:56,549 I want a rematch! 166 00:07:56,802 --> 00:07:58,932 I have always looked up to you, Brother Omi, 167 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,849 the very best of Xiaolin warriors. 168 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:04,606 Why can you not be happy for me to win a silly talent contest? 169 00:08:04,643 --> 00:08:06,313 (SNARLING) It is not silly! 170 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:10,277 I am the four-time reigning champion! I cannot lose! 171 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:14,195 Look, Omi, just congratulate Ping Pong and try harder next year. 172 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:16,573 Congratulate? 173 00:08:17,406 --> 00:08:20,246 Never! 174 00:08:21,743 --> 00:08:22,783 (GROWLING) 175 00:08:23,162 --> 00:08:26,292 Omi's acting like a possum with a severe sinus condition. 176 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,411 And that ain't good. 177 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:28,749 (PING PONG CRYING) 178 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:31,669 Huh? 179 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,347 Hello, Wuya? 180 00:08:34,006 --> 00:08:35,466 You did well, Jack. 181 00:08:35,841 --> 00:08:37,671 Really? You liked my performance? 182 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,221 I can't believe I'm saying it, but bravo! 183 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:44,010 Oh, yeah. He totally fell for it. 184 00:08:46,018 --> 00:08:47,018 (WHISTLING) 185 00:08:48,687 --> 00:08:49,817 (CLEARING THROAT) 186 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,867 Ugh. Cannot lose. It is unthinkable! 187 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:58,365 -(WHISTLING) -Gah! Doesn't he wash his hands? 188 00:09:00,032 --> 00:09:02,532 Oh, oh! He's heading for the Shen Gong Wu vault! 189 00:09:03,035 --> 00:09:05,705 WUYA: Good! Get that combo, Jack-o! 190 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,250 JACK: One right, two left, 191 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:11,920 3.14159265 right. Got it! 192 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:17,919 While the monks sleep, you must go get my very special Wu. 193 00:09:20,636 --> 00:09:23,096 Yah! I have been vibrated! 194 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,638 I think you mean "violated," dude. 195 00:09:25,682 --> 00:09:27,352 I am shaking with anger, 196 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:30,062 so I think "vibrated" is a better word. 197 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:33,655 Seems that the Bracelet of Purple Heart is the only Wu missing. 198 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,190 I wonder what's going on with that. 199 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,569 And how could a thief know the combination? 200 00:09:38,904 --> 00:09:40,444 Are you jealous, Ping Pong? 201 00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:43,739 Looking at my highly-coveted winner bowtie? 202 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,124 Huh? (GASPS) 203 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,412 Wireless camera? 204 00:09:49,706 --> 00:09:52,586 Well, that low-down varmint Jack Spicer. 205 00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:54,038 I shoulda known. 206 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,341 No. I should have known. 207 00:09:56,755 --> 00:09:58,965 Not only did I lose the talent contest, 208 00:09:59,383 --> 00:10:03,433 but I allowed Jack Spicer to trick me into stealing the Bracelet of Purple Heart. 209 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,760 Maybe I am not the winner I think I am anymore. 210 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,762 Just one thing, guys. 211 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,519 Why didn't Jack take all the Wus? 212 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:18,274 JACK: So, what do you want with this particular Wu? 213 00:10:18,527 --> 00:10:20,867 I mean, there were lots more there for the taking. 214 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,781 Sorry. A girl's gotta have her little secrets. 215 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,073 (GASPS) 216 00:10:26,118 --> 00:10:29,698 The Backscratcher of Solidification Shen Gong Wu! 217 00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:32,256 That is the other Wu I need. 218 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,291 Finally! 219 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,175 Tell me now, or I quit. 220 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,212 Well, you see, 221 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:41,262 The mystical combination of the Bracelet of Purple Heart 222 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,050 and the Backscratcher of Solidification 223 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:47,643 will give me my svelte physique back. 224 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,721 (CACKLING) 225 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,600 (HUMMING) 226 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,117 Oo-wee! 227 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:00,441 Mmm! 228 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,070 (BURPING) 229 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:09,660 Mmm-mmm! 230 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:21,298 We did it! We ate 100 wontons in 10 minutes! A new record! 231 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,340 (BELCHING) 232 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,592 Oh, my burned esophagus! Those things are hot. 233 00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:26,844 (CLEARING THROAT) 234 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,970 RAIMUNDO: Hey, dude. Grab a seat. 235 00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:32,645 You've got some wonton catching up to do. 236 00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:33,894 Eat, eat, Brother Omi. 237 00:11:34,311 --> 00:11:36,311 I am not here to catch up on wontons, 238 00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:39,982 but to let you know I have resigned from being the greatest dragon warrior 239 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:41,445 in the world as we know it. 240 00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:44,075 I shall spend time contemplating my navel, 241 00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:46,452 and master a very different task, 242 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:49,320 underwater basket weaving using my toes only, 243 00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:52,916 while blindfolded and blowing bubbles through my nose. 244 00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:54,664 CLAY: Man, whatever floats your cow, buddy. 245 00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:55,706 If you need to. 246 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,409 Yeah. Do what you think is right. 247 00:11:57,876 --> 00:11:59,796 But I will no longer lead you. 248 00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:01,885 -Got it. -Heard you the first time, dude. 249 00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:10,888 -(GROANING) -(BONES CREAKING) 250 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:11,931 (SHRIEKING) 251 00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:15,644 It feels like the Backscratcher of Solidification 252 00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:16,856 Shen Gong Wu! 253 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:20,355 Omi! Wu-call! Get your butt in gear. 254 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:23,479 My butt is gearless. You may go without me. 255 00:12:23,819 --> 00:12:28,399 Um, perhaps, maybe since I won the talent contest, maybe I should lead? 256 00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:31,281 Suit your fancy, little buckaroo. 257 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,373 JACK: Physique? Are you talking about a body? 258 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:40,127 Back in the flesh, Jack! 259 00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:41,544 No way! 260 00:12:42,087 --> 00:12:43,677 (TIRES SCREECHING) 261 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:49,092 If you get a body, then what will I do for an incorporeal sidekick? 262 00:12:49,511 --> 00:12:51,931 Sidekick? Sidekick? 263 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:54,221 (SHUDDERING) 264 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:57,436 Stop that! I have a very ticklish spleen. 265 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,607 Once I get my body back, I won't be able to do that. 266 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,858 Though I will be able to slap you silly. 267 00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,235 But what's in it for me? 268 00:13:07,696 --> 00:13:10,826 I'll make it worth your while. 269 00:13:11,283 --> 00:13:12,453 Ooh! Promise? 270 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:15,952 I bet if you sang harmony, we'd win the talent contest next year for sure! 271 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:23,462 JACK: # Mary had a little lamb little lamb, little lamb... # 272 00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:25,845 DOJO: Whoa! Check that out! 273 00:13:26,131 --> 00:13:28,091 Wu coming up on the right! 274 00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:31,383 Since I'm leading, does that mean I reorganize everything? 275 00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:34,968 I have some fantastic ideas about changing our fighting styles, 276 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,105 not to mention our brand of bathroom tissue. 277 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,270 And so it begins. 278 00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:45,441 CLAY: Whew. Looks like the Wu Coast is clear. 279 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,480 (WHIRRING) 280 00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:51,744 Rob me of my talent show win, will ya? 281 00:13:51,782 --> 00:13:54,162 Jack-Bots! Talentate them! 282 00:13:54,493 --> 00:13:55,493 (WHIRRING) 283 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:00,998 Huh? 284 00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:06,544 Bring it on! I'm itching for some butt-kicking. 285 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:07,668 (GRUNTING) 286 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,840 Sword of Lucida! Shoku Astro, wind! 287 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,475 (AIR WHOOSHING) 288 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,811 Oh, no, no, no! I didn't tell you to do that! I am the leader! 289 00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:20,971 (GRUNTING) 290 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,938 Kanabi Star! Shoku Mars, fire! 291 00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:31,861 Wait! I haven't told anyone what to do! 292 00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:35,283 And there's no time. I'm landing this puppy. 293 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:36,325 (ALL GRUNTING) 294 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:39,992 (GRUNTING) 295 00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:43,788 Okay, I've decided. Everyone battle. I'll get the Wu. 296 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,540 Gee, thanks. Like we weren't doing that already. 297 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,920 (GRUNTING) 298 00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:52,095 Shoku Mars, fire! 299 00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:57,638 (YELLING) 300 00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:02,687 Fist of the Iron Bear! Shoku Jupiter, earth! 301 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:03,737 (RUMBLING) 302 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:07,773 (ZAPPING) 303 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,020 (RUMBLING) 304 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,821 (AIR WHOOSHING) 305 00:15:18,577 --> 00:15:23,257 # In the good, old summertime In the good, old summertime # 306 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:27,082 No way you're gettin' that Wu! Or out-singing me! 307 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,887 JACK: # Mary had a little lamb 308 00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:31,381 -(GRUNTING) -# Little lamb... 309 00:15:31,423 --> 00:15:32,503 -(GRUNTING) -# Little lamb... # 310 00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:33,589 (GROANING) 311 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:38,053 PING PONG: # In the good, old summertime In the good, old summertime # 312 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,551 (PANTING) 313 00:15:39,598 --> 00:15:40,848 (STRAINING) 314 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:43,777 (SHRIEKING) 315 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:49,061 I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! 316 00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:51,907 I wager my Orb of Torpedo. 317 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,902 Omi? What are you doing here? 318 00:15:54,738 --> 00:15:57,948 I thought about it, and maybe I've been too selfish, 319 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:01,951 depriving the other monks of my amazing leadership abilities. 320 00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,705 No worries. I am leading just fine. 321 00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:08,506 Who cares? You're both losers. 322 00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:11,967 I wager Jack's Wu, and plan to help Jack win this one. 323 00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:15,055 (GIGGLING) Me? You like me, don't you? 324 00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:17,051 So, is this, like, our first date? 325 00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:18,093 (KIMIKO SCOFFING) 326 00:16:18,136 --> 00:16:21,976 Well, this is gonna be more interesting than a pocketful of rabid weasels. 327 00:16:22,223 --> 00:16:25,853 Fine! We play double. Our Orb against your... 328 00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:27,144 Monkey Spear! 329 00:16:27,437 --> 00:16:29,397 PING PONG: The game is Hop the Hoops! 330 00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:32,269 Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! 331 00:16:32,317 --> 00:16:33,987 Gong Yi Tan Pai! 332 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:39,993 (RUMBLING) 333 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,521 (FIRE CRACKLING) 334 00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:17,112 I am the leader. I go first. 335 00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:20,200 Let me show you how it is... (GRUNTING) 336 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:24,034 (SCREAMING) 337 00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:27,828 (GRUNTING) 338 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,918 PING PONG: It is not so easy being in charge. 339 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,845 Monkey Spear! 340 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,133 (MONKEYS SCREECHING) 341 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:40,921 (CHITTERING) 342 00:17:44,222 --> 00:17:45,222 (GRUNTING) 343 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,473 M'lady, allow me. (GRUNTING) 344 00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:57,654 Some people just don't know how to work together. Evil lady first. 345 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,364 OMI: Let us both lead each other out of trouble! 346 00:18:02,407 --> 00:18:04,877 It will be like the blond leading the blond. 347 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,039 PING PONG: Ah, you mean the blind leading the blind. But, understood. 348 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:09,079 (GRUNTING) 349 00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:36,523 PING PONG: Owies! 350 00:18:40,028 --> 00:18:41,608 Orb of Torpedo! 351 00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,703 Shoku Neptune, water! 352 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,535 (SCREAMING) 353 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,837 OMI: Ping Pong! 354 00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:55,292 (SHRIEKING) 355 00:18:55,794 --> 00:18:59,134 Um, ah, I am needing a little help, s'il vous plait. 356 00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:01,304 Yeah! Help is on the way! 357 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,674 (GRUNTING) 358 00:19:05,637 --> 00:19:07,557 Shoku Neptune, water! 359 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:12,431 Thank you, brother Omi! 360 00:19:13,228 --> 00:19:15,848 Sometimes even a leader needs a little leading. 361 00:19:16,314 --> 00:19:17,444 (JACK LAUGHING) 362 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,697 (CHITTERING) I can't believe how easy that was! 363 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,361 Can we go get ice cream afterwards? 364 00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:28,408 Loser! 365 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:31,280 (GROANING) I thought we had a deal! 366 00:19:31,329 --> 00:19:32,329 (SHRIEKING) 367 00:19:33,081 --> 00:19:36,161 Evil girl's prerogative to change her mind. 368 00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:57,479 (GRUNTING) 369 00:19:58,773 --> 00:19:59,903 (SPIRITS CHITTERING) 370 00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:01,981 Eat my dust, boys! 371 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,693 (SNORTING) Wow... Evil chicks, right? 372 00:20:05,363 --> 00:20:08,113 Can't live with'em, can't stop'em from stealing your Wu. 373 00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:11,828 I can take a hint. 374 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,416 I am sorry to have lost the Wu, brother Omi. 375 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:18,927 Um... 376 00:20:20,879 --> 00:20:21,879 (CLEARING THROAT) 377 00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:25,088 I have been acting unleaderlike to you. 378 00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:30,555 So, congratulations on winning the talent contest, Ping Pong! 379 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,765 I vow to get you next year! 380 00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:36,225 But at least we have our team back. 381 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,063 Come everyone. Follow me back to the temple! 382 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,060 Um, please? 383 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,073 -(PING PONG TITTERING) -Egg on your face, buckaroo! 384 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,401 DOJO: Is anyone hungry? I sure am! -Just yankin' your chain. 385 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,410 (SNORING) 386 00:20:53,912 --> 00:20:55,242 Good night, Mommy. 387 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,090 You have the Wu Jack stole? 388 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,260 The Bracelet of Purple Heart and the Backscratcher of Solidification. 389 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,261 All's ready as I planned. 390 00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:13,432 (LAUGHING) Hit me! 391 00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:17,275 Rise, Wuya, in the flesh! 392 00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:20,938 Backscratcher of Solidification, Bracelet of Purple Heart, 393 00:21:21,773 --> 00:21:22,773 rise! 394 00:21:23,775 --> 00:21:28,115 Yes! I can feel it! I can feel it! 395 00:21:31,616 --> 00:21:37,456 Oh. At long last. I am whole again. 396 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,750 We have been underappreciated and overlooked. 397 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:42,627 It ends now. 398 00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:47,961 From now on, there will be no Chase Young, Jack Spicer, Xiaolin or Heylin. 399 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:52,298 -Now it's all about... -BOTH: Girl Power! 400 00:21:52,637 --> 00:21:54,307 (BOTH LAUGHING) 401 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:58,907 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27517

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