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(OMI READING)
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Water!
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Fire!
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Wind!
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Earth!
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Wood!
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(YELLING)
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(CAWING)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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DOJO: Poopsy bear!
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What is it this time, Dojo?
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Didn't I warn you about using
up my mobile minutes?
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And what is with
that ridiculous outfit?
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I'm just so happy you'll
be home soon, Master Fung.
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I'm cleaning the whole Temple,
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getting it ready for
a surprise homecoming party for you!
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The Shen Gong Wu all turned
into little dust puppies!
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(BLOWING AIR)
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(COUGHING)
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Dojo, it's not a surprise
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if you tell me
about the surprise.
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(QUIVERING)
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Uh-oh! I'm even
breaking out in hives!
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You should really
see a doctor for that
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and a few other issues, Dojo.
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These are pustules
of happiness, Master Fung.
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Each boil brewed with love.
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-(GASPS)
-(CLANGING)
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Oops! Oh, no!
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Huh? Don't zap me...
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Huh? Ooh!
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Ooh!
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(GROANING)
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DOJO: Uh-oh! Master Fung's
Spear of Lightning!
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Oh, no!
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(SCREECHING)
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JACK: Ow! That chafes!
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There's got to be
a more comfortable position.
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(SIGHS)
What lame-brained thing
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are you trying to do now?
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My spy-bot found out the monks
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are giving Master Fung
a surprise homecoming party.
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But did I get an invite?
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Um, much to your chagrin, no?
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Darn tootin'! And I'm a party
animal and a half!
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Yeah, you're an
animal all right,
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sort of intestinal parasite.
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Yeah, whatever,
make fun of the uninvited.
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Anyway, I figure I'll crash
the party by mailing myself
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as a gift for Master Fung!
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Genius, yes?
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And what are you
going to do for air?
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Huh, you know,
I never thought of that.
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Maybe it is genius!
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(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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-What?
-My new Fung-alarm!
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Fung-alarm?
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It sends me alert
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when anything happens
to the Fungster.
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Whoa! The Fungster is down!
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Help me, help me...
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Ah-ha! That's the ticket!
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I'll rescue Master Fung
and they'll have to let me in!
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(LAUGHS) Evil rocks!
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Whoa! (GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Evil rocks. In your head.
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DOJO: No, no. No!
More to the left!
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No, to the right!
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No, the other right!
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(ALL STRAINING)
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How about now?
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Higher! No, no, lower!
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No! No! No!
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I want it perfect
for my Fungy-Wungy!
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(STRUGGLES)
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No, no, lower. Higher.
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Kanabi Star!
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Shoku Mars, fire!
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Oh! It's perfect!
It's perfect!
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Oh!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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It has been a long time since
we have seen Master Fung.
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DOJO: Oh, you don't know
the half of it.
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All those lonely tears
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cried into my pillow at night
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(STAMMERING) I mean,
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tears of joy that
he's returning.
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(NERVOUSLY CLEARS THROAT)
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So, is everything
good to go?
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CLAY: Cake's baked
and ready to eat!
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(HOOTS) My Great
Aunt Yodeler's recipe.
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Double-decker chocolate
refried beans
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with cactus icing.
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(SLURPS)
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Mmm! And the present?
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Wrapped and ready,
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but do you really think
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Master Fung wants a
four by six foot framed
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photo of you doing a polka?
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It's autographed!
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KIMIKO: Whatever.
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Now we just need
the guest of honor!
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I wonder what's holding
my Fungster up?
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(BIRDS SCREECHING)
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-(GROANS)
-Shoo! Shoo!
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What? You talking to me?
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Oh, yuck!
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Didn't your mother teach
you not to do that in public?
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Well, well, well,
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if it ain't my old party pal,
Master Fung.
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Ha! Found you, old man!
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Funny, I thought
you'd be taller.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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OMI: I hope Master Fung
did not get eaten by a woolly mammoth.
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Okay, that's it!
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We waited all afternoon.
Master Fung's a no-show.
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Oh! Don't say that!
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Master Fung is just
fashionably late.
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Six hours?
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He's very fashionable.
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JACK: Just like me!
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Jack Spicer,
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evil villain heartthrob
and partier supreme.
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Drumroll... (GRUNTS) No.
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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
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No! Wait! Ouchy! (GROANS)
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Are you so foolish to
come here Jack Spicer?
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We are enemies.
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Frienemies!
That means we fight to party.
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Besides, I have
something you want.
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-(GASPS)
-(ALL GASPING)
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ALL: Master Fung!
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(SCREAMING) No!
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DOJO: Oh, how could you?
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He may have been an old man,
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but he was my old man.
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Hold it now,
I'm the good guy here.
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Take a look at this
video flashback!
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(MASTER FUNG GROANING)
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RAIMUNDO: Blue lightning?
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Only thing I know that creates
a flash like that
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is the Spear of Lightning.
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Dojo, weren't you cleaning the
Shen Gong Wu room today?
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Did you touch the Spear?
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Who, me?
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Knock over the
Spear of Lightning
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and accidentally cause it to
fire a bolt at its Master?
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I guess I must have...
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But we have more important
things to do than blame me!
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There's no pitter-patter
of his little heart!
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I think Master Fung needs some
nose-to-nose resuscitation.
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Mouth-to-mouth, dude.
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Dojo, don't you have
your license?
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Just for such an emergency!
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(GROANS AND COUGHS)
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Something smells like
a zookeeper's heel.
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Poopsy Bear! You're alive!
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-Oh! You saved him!
-(LAUGHS)
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You gotta stay for
Master Fung's homecoming party.
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Oh, please, oh please,
oh, please, oh, please?
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(WELLING UP)
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You like me!
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You really like me!
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Ooh! Air.
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Please.
A little O2 for the dragon.
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CHASE: "Saved Master Fung.
Hit me back.
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"Xiaolin monks are suckers.
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"Heylin Wins."
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Jack Spicer infiltrated the
Xiaolin Temple before me?
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Jack Spicer?
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(GROANS) I must harness
the Heylin powers
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against these monks
once and for all!
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-I have been too lax!
-(BIRD SCREECHING)
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the early bird
that didn't catch the worm.
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-(GRUNTS)
-You failed me!
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I didn't see you out
there flappin' any feathers!
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(YELLS)
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-(STRUGGLES)
-Don't take that tone with me, missy!
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Now, you're going
back out there
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and fix your mistake!
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SHADOW:
Over my dead body...
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Which I can easily arrange.
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(GROWLS)
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Or perhaps it's just you
don't like being a bird?
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Hmm. What if I change you
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into something more, uh,
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mosquito-y?
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They fly, too...
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Thought you'd change
your mind.
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Now go keep an eye on
those monks and report back to me.
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Or I'll stuff you and
mount you above the fireplace!
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You and I will have a little
talk later, you dirty bird!
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(CAWING)
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(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(STRUGGLES)
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How slow can you go?
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That's "low," Brother Omi,
not "slow."
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And not as low as me!
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Huh?
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(IN A JAMAICAN ACCENT)
Everybody limbo, mon!
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Hey! That's not fair!
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He is little! (EXCLAIMS)
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(GROANING)
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Who you calling little?
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I can still out-Xiaolin you!
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-(GRUNTS)
-Whoa!
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Huh?
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(GRUNTS)
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So who wants to play
Pin the Tail on the Monk?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Yo, Fungo-man! I think
that's the punch talking.
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(BURPS)
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No, that's the punch talking.
(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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You better put Master Fung
to bed, Dojo,
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before he does
something silly.
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(GROANS)
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Oops, too late!
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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Master Fung!
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Master Fung! Master Fung!
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Put those monks down
before you break them!
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Great party!
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Yeah, great, great party!
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Just great.
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Say, what's your name,
gorgeous?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Your loss, sugar.
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-(GROANS)
-(SCOFFS)
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I was going to get something
to eat,
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but I think I just
lost my appetite.
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(MUNCHING)
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I love parties!
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoa!
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Please, Master Fung!
It's for your own good!
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(GROANS)
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Run! Run! As fast as you can!
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You can't catch me,
I'm the Master Fung Man!
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Ooh! Let me out!
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Let me out!
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Oh! A little lie-down
is all you need...
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We've got to get Master Fung
back to his normal size.
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I smell a rat...
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(SNIFFS)
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That's probably me,
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I'm off showers for a while.
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Dries out the skin.
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I don't know, for once I
think it's not Spicer's fault.
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(COUGHS ON FOOD) Really?
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(SIGHS)
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Hey, don't mean I like you,
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but it started in
the sand dunes, right?
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Seriously?
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The Spear of Lightning
caused this?
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Shh.
261
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,093
I got my Fungy-Wungy to bed.
262
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,053
The little guy was beat.
263
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,313
(STAMMERING) Hey!
264
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,201
There, the Spear of Lighting.
The side effects,
265
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,698
"Gas, bloating, headache,
266
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,199
"continuous shrinkage
when struck in the head while walking."
267
00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,702
(SIGHS)
268
00:11:49,952 --> 00:11:51,212
Whoa!
269
00:11:51,245 --> 00:11:52,785
Lucky I wasn't struck!
270
00:11:52,829 --> 00:11:54,789
But Master Fung was!
271
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:56,091
Oh. Yeah, right.
272
00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:57,374
Look on the bright side,
273
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,457
at least I rescued him
274
00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:00,302
before he turned to
nothingness in the sand dunes!
275
00:12:00,337 --> 00:12:01,627
Merci, Jack.
276
00:12:01,672 --> 00:12:04,642
But how do we get
Master Fung back to his normal self?
277
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,716
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
278
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,926
(YAWNS)
279
00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:14,272
I had the strangest dream
280
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:18,479
that I was really, really,
really little, and...
281
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,232
-(DOOR OPENS)
-(SCREAMS)
282
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,782
Morning my Fung-meister...
283
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:24,697
Did you sleep well?
284
00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:30,288
(EXCLAIMING)
285
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,454
Don't worry, Master Fung,
we'll figure this out.
286
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,364
A little breakfast.
287
00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,873
Now burp.
288
00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:39,382
(BURPS)
289
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,043
Good baby...
290
00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:42,756
Er, Fungie.
291
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,626
Now let's go for walkies.
292
00:12:45,924 --> 00:12:48,844
This is so humiliating.
293
00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:52,806
(GRUNTS)
294
00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:56,013
How can we reverse whatever is
happening to Master Fung?
295
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:57,099
(GRUNTS)
296
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,264
The Hansu Mirror Wu
might work,
297
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,643
though Chase Young has it.
298
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:01,819
(BOTH GRUNTING)
299
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:03,527
But even if we got it
from Chase,
300
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,147
what Wu would we reverse?
301
00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:07,407
(GRUNTING)
302
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,278
The Morphing Chopsticks
makes things smaller,
303
00:13:10,324 --> 00:13:11,944
combining it...
304
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,162
...with the Hansu Mirror,
305
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:15,291
we will reverse
Tiny Master Fung
306
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:16,749
into the very tall
307
00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:18,748
bald-headed leader
we know and adore!
308
00:13:19,082 --> 00:13:21,002
Then what are
we waiting for, guys?
309
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,048
(SNORING)
310
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,004
(GROANING)
311
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:30,007
Oh, now. Now that's
what I call a power snooze.
312
00:13:30,927 --> 00:13:33,387
How was your nap, MF?
313
00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:35,229
Master Fung?
314
00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:37,809
Fungy-Wungy?
Master Fung?
315
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,101
I lost Master Fung!
316
00:13:39,144 --> 00:13:42,514
Oh, I am so not getting
a tip for baby-sitting!
317
00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:44,524
Hey, young'uns!
Where're you going?
318
00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,526
OMI: To Chase's lair
to get the Wu that will restore Master Fung!
319
00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,702
I'll, uh, be right behind you.
320
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:53,449
Just as soon as
I find Master Fung!
321
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,249
(SQUEAKING)
322
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,090
-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPING)
323
00:14:04,336 --> 00:14:06,376
What in the Xiaolin was that?
324
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,760
Parisian Beetle
Eating Croissant!
325
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,050
(GRUNTING)
326
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,890
Needs butter, Beetle!
327
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,561
Here, little Master Fung!
328
00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:19,769
Here, little Master Fung!
329
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,770
Master Fung?
330
00:14:21,812 --> 00:14:24,482
-Where are you,
Fungy-Wungy? -(SPIDER GROWLS)
331
00:14:24,856 --> 00:14:26,566
My little Fungster.
332
00:14:27,693 --> 00:14:29,403
(GASPS)
333
00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,658
You think you can defeat me
334
00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:34,617
with your Black Widow
Fighting Tiny Master stance?
335
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:36,693
(GRUNTS)
336
00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:38,576
(GROWLING)
337
00:14:39,871 --> 00:14:41,001
Where are you?
338
00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:43,416
(GRUNTING)
339
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,843
Yee-haw!
340
00:14:54,886 --> 00:14:56,596
Ride 'em, bug boy.
341
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,398
Gum?
342
00:15:10,861 --> 00:15:11,911
Hmm,
343
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,905
still has some flavor...
344
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,445
(GRUNTING)
345
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,784
Lost Cricket Reading Map?
346
00:15:19,828 --> 00:15:21,538
Ha, I will destroy you!
347
00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:27,462
No, actually, I'm really lost.
348
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:35,798
Huh?
349
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,174
Larvae Sipping Cola!
350
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:40,732
Bearded Lady Eating Hotdogs!
351
00:15:40,766 --> 00:15:42,186
Pig Taking Bubble Bath!
352
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:46,151
(GRUNTS)
353
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,120
(SIGHS)
354
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,115
Oh! Goodness gracious!
355
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,867
A tree trunk!
Shelter at last!
356
00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:02,829
(SNIFFING)
357
00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:05,211
This is no tree trunk,
358
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:08,628
I know those
disgusting scales anywhere.
359
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,918
Dojo!
360
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,010
Where are you,
361
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:14,297
my favorite little,
little person?
362
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,470
Dojo! Down here!
363
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,390
(SHOUTING) Dojo!
364
00:16:18,428 --> 00:16:20,348
(EXCLAIMING)
365
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,514
Oh, my eczema's
acting up again!
366
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,522
Oh! Dang allergies!
367
00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:31,648
(GRUNTING)
368
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,531
(SCREAMS)
369
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,910
MF! Is it you?
370
00:16:36,488 --> 00:16:38,368
Yes, Dojo, it is I!
371
00:16:39,074 --> 00:16:42,034
We need to get to Chase's Lair
in order to save you.
372
00:16:42,077 --> 00:16:43,327
And by save, I mean fix.
373
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,580
And not in a dog way.
374
00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:47,632
My ear wax will protect you!
375
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,836
(GROANS)
376
00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:58,799
OMI: Yuck-o, cats.
377
00:16:58,844 --> 00:17:00,384
I am a doggie person!
378
00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:02,268
You know where
you sit with doggies.
379
00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:04,685
You know where you
stand with doggies.
380
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,644
(GRUNTS)
381
00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:09,353
(GROWL)
382
00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:12,393
Go away, Kitties.
(LAUGHS)
383
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,147
The Hansu Mirror!
384
00:17:15,193 --> 00:17:17,063
-(GASPS)
-Look who's here.
385
00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:18,242
Right on time.
386
00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:19,908
You knew we were coming?
387
00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:22,038
Let's just say a little bird
told me so.
388
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,829
Grab the mirror, Brother Omi!
And run!
389
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,420
-(CAWS)
-(GROANS)
390
00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,954
You disgusting bird!
Whose side are you on?
391
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,589
(BIRD LAUGHING)
392
00:17:31,459 --> 00:17:32,749
-(TOILET FLUSHING)
-Whew,
393
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:35,124
there sure are a lot of
bathrooms in this lair!
394
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:36,591
Totally jealous.
395
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,471
Hey! The Hansu Mirror,
396
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:41,970
neato mosquito!
397
00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:44,887
(EXCLAIMS)
398
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,521
Hey, guys,
look who's here!
399
00:17:46,558 --> 00:17:48,938
Master Fung,
smaller than ever.
400
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,609
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
401
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:52,936
Whoa!
402
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,941
(BOTH SCREAMING)
403
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:58,605
-MASTER FUNG: Jack Spicer!
-(GASPING)
404
00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:01,573
I challenge you to
a Xiaolin Showdown!
405
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:03,785
Uh...
Is someone talkin' to me?
406
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,947
I think Master Fung's
challenging you
407
00:18:05,994 --> 00:18:08,164
to a showdown, Spicer.
408
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:10,324
Here, Master Fung!
Use my Fist!
409
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:15,421
-(GRUNTS)
-Huh! That pipsqueak?
410
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,672
I wager my Monkey Spear!
411
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:20,084
The game is Swamp down!
412
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,963
-Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
-Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
413
00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:24,721
-Gong Yi Tan Pai!
-Gong Yi Tan Pai!
414
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,482
(RUMBLING)
415
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,618
(STRUGGLING)
416
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,824
Where are you, Funger?
417
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,120
Give me your
best shot, you teeny-weenie!
418
00:18:58,046 --> 00:18:59,416
Whoa!
419
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:01,674
(STRUGGLING)
420
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,182
(GROANS)
421
00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:07,844
(SCREAMING)
422
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,021
(GROANING)
423
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:14,726
This is just not fair!
424
00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:16,981
You're invisible, Fungster!
425
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,063
Come on, I dare you!
426
00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:20,149
Show yourself!
427
00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,322
(EXCLAIMING)
428
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,823
Ahh!
429
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,381
Ooh!
430
00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:46,599
(GRUNTING)
431
00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:55,605
Come to papa, you sweet thing!
432
00:19:56,312 --> 00:19:57,482
Huh? (GROANS)
433
00:19:57,522 --> 00:19:59,612
(GROANING)
434
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,279
Stop it! Huh?
435
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:04,027
Not fair! Invisible Fungster.
436
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,694
(SCREAMING)
437
00:20:20,128 --> 00:20:23,048
Hop on board,
kids and tiny person.
438
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,389
Let's hightail it out of here.
439
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:27,351
-(GROWLS)
-Whoa!
440
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,310
(GROANS)
441
00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:35,765
CLAY:
Come here, little doggie.
442
00:20:36,853 --> 00:20:37,933
(GRUNTS)
443
00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:39,609
Way to go, Clay!
444
00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:42,064
(YELLING)
445
00:20:54,204 --> 00:20:57,204
This is going to be
a beautiful moment!
446
00:20:57,582 --> 00:20:59,382
Morphing Chopsticks!
447
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,667
Hansu Mirror!
448
00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:08,261
Be still, my beating heart!
449
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,511
Master Fung is back!
450
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,641
Dojo. (KISSES)
451
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,690
I guess I'm back on
the un-invite list again!
452
00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:19,861
(ALL CHEERING)
453
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:21,266
ALL: Welcome back Master Fung!
454
00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:23,281
Thank you, young monks!
455
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,696
You've done
exceptionally well.
456
00:21:25,735 --> 00:21:27,525
And you too, Jack Spicer.
457
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,274
(LAUGHS)
458
00:21:29,531 --> 00:21:33,541
Now, let's be on guard
before Chase strikes again.
459
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,038
(GRUNTING)
460
00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:50,465
If only I could take a sip
of the Lao Mang Lone juice
461
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,560
and get away from
Chase's clutches...
462
00:21:54,305 --> 00:21:55,675
(GROWLS)
463
00:21:55,725 --> 00:22:00,275
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