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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,512 --> 00:00:02,479 Here's what you missed last week on Shameless. 2 00:00:02,514 --> 00:00:05,849 _ 3 00:00:05,884 --> 00:00:08,351 Where you getting all this money? 4 00:00:08,403 --> 00:00:09,719 Next. 5 00:00:09,755 --> 00:00:12,739 Alibi voted "Best Shittiest Bar on the South Side." 6 00:00:12,774 --> 00:00:14,107 I'm not sure how I feel about that. 7 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:15,826 I've never been the best at anything. 8 00:00:15,861 --> 00:00:17,861 Here's to the shittiest bar in the South Side! 9 00:00:20,833 --> 00:00:23,533 Fiona, if you don't want to have yours, that's fine. 10 00:00:23,585 --> 00:00:25,418 If you love me, you will support my decision 11 00:00:25,454 --> 00:00:27,737 in having this baby, 'cause no one else does. 12 00:00:27,773 --> 00:00:28,872 We made mistakes. 13 00:00:28,874 --> 00:00:30,540 Mine wasn't a mistake. 14 00:00:30,592 --> 00:00:33,543 I did this on purpose because I know what I want. 15 00:00:33,545 --> 00:00:36,379 If you have this baby, I will not support you. 16 00:00:37,883 --> 00:00:39,883 I'm taking care of this once and for all. 17 00:00:39,885 --> 00:00:41,117 Make sure you cut the right cable? 18 00:00:41,153 --> 00:00:42,385 Yes, there's only two cables. 19 00:00:42,387 --> 00:00:43,970 The throttle cable and-- 20 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,776 The brake cable. 21 00:00:49,811 --> 00:00:51,528 Frank, what the hell is going on? 22 00:00:51,563 --> 00:00:53,597 This is Jorge Mendoza and his clan. 23 00:00:53,632 --> 00:00:55,315 What are they doing in our yard? 24 00:00:55,367 --> 00:00:56,449 I rented it to them. 25 00:00:56,485 --> 00:00:58,652 If we let you take the house, 26 00:00:58,704 --> 00:00:59,986 will you rent it to us? 27 00:01:00,038 --> 00:01:02,439 Sure, call it $1,800 a month. 28 00:01:02,474 --> 00:01:04,658 First, last, and deposit. 29 00:01:06,662 --> 00:01:07,644 Are you kidding me? 30 00:01:12,618 --> 00:01:13,850 Hey, you okay? 31 00:01:16,838 --> 00:01:18,421 Can you tell me your name, sir? 32 00:01:19,716 --> 00:01:22,139 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:30,039 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 34 00:01:30,074 --> 00:01:33,125 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 35 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,212 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 36 00:01:36,247 --> 00:01:40,833 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 37 00:01:40,885 --> 00:01:44,003 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 38 00:01:44,055 --> 00:01:47,256 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 39 00:01:47,258 --> 00:01:49,675 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 40 00:01:49,727 --> 00:01:54,096 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 41 00:02:01,105 --> 00:02:04,189 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 42 00:02:04,242 --> 00:02:07,326 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 43 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,829 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 44 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:15,084 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:18,287 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 46 00:02:18,322 --> 00:02:22,057 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 47 00:02:22,093 --> 00:02:23,959 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 48 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:27,796 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 49 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,351 Surprise, it's me, again, cousin Fiona. 50 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,386 Hoping you can explain the eviction notice 51 00:02:34,438 --> 00:02:37,773 from the sheriff's department since we do pay our rent. 52 00:02:37,808 --> 00:02:40,309 So if you can call us back when you have a minute, 53 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,111 that would be swell. 54 00:02:42,146 --> 00:02:43,696 Thanks, Patrick. 55 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,282 72 hours to vacate the premises. 56 00:02:46,317 --> 00:02:47,683 What happened to our flour? 57 00:02:47,718 --> 00:02:49,735 Debbie used it as an imaginary baby. 58 00:02:49,787 --> 00:02:52,655 Yo, Chef Boyardee, any chance you can help Fiona 59 00:02:52,707 --> 00:02:53,739 deal with Patrick? 60 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:54,823 Or I can later. 61 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:55,908 What about cinnamon? 62 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:56,959 Huh? 63 00:02:56,994 --> 00:02:58,127 I'm baking cookies. 64 00:02:58,162 --> 00:02:59,044 Why? 65 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,296 For the fire house. 66 00:03:00,331 --> 00:03:02,247 I think they deserve our support. 67 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:04,833 And today is the day to thank them? 68 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,752 I bet the Hondurans have flour. 69 00:03:10,007 --> 00:03:11,674 You know he got into some shit at school. 70 00:03:11,676 --> 00:03:12,891 I think he's pissed at me. 71 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:14,643 Please, he's been angry with me for weeks. 72 00:03:14,679 --> 00:03:15,811 Get a hold of your cousin? 73 00:03:15,846 --> 00:03:17,146 Gonna have to get in his face. 74 00:03:17,181 --> 00:03:18,897 Well, I'll drive you. 75 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,099 You don't have to get involved. 76 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:21,684 I know. 77 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:22,901 Hey, you sure you don't need me? 78 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,069 No, go on your trip. 79 00:03:24,105 --> 00:03:25,938 - We have it handled. - Okay. 80 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:28,991 Lip's professor is taking him to an academic conference. 81 00:03:29,026 --> 00:03:29,775 It's for fun. 82 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:31,110 She teaches critical theory, 83 00:03:31,162 --> 00:03:32,661 nothing to do with engineering. 84 00:03:32,697 --> 00:03:33,862 It'll look good on your transcript. 85 00:03:33,864 --> 00:03:36,115 Uh... "Conference on whatever." 86 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,751 The origin of feminist rhetoric in post-war Europe. 87 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,169 You need help with that, call me. 88 00:03:40,204 --> 00:03:41,337 Got it. 89 00:03:41,372 --> 00:03:43,205 Do we have any baking soda? 90 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,376 Guess not. 91 00:03:49,764 --> 00:03:51,847 As a woman who's months from bringing a child 92 00:03:51,882 --> 00:03:54,683 into this world, you require a nest 93 00:03:54,719 --> 00:03:57,302 and since we're getting kicked out of our house. 94 00:03:57,355 --> 00:03:58,971 You think that's actually happening? 95 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:00,956 Sheriff's department doesn't mess around. 96 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,825 Yeah, well, Fiona already said if I have the baby, 97 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:04,777 she's throwing me out, so I don't even care 98 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,395 if we lose the house. 99 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:08,781 I'm just gonna get a part-time job and save up money 100 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,065 for my own place. 101 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:13,118 - Ready? - No, no, no, no, listen to me. 102 00:04:13,154 --> 00:04:15,838 Even with welfare, no way you pull down 103 00:04:15,873 --> 00:04:17,656 the kind of dough you'll need. 104 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:20,943 There's diapers and onesies and the little jars 105 00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:22,795 with the pureed veggies, and God forbid 106 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,380 the kid gets sick. 107 00:04:24,415 --> 00:04:26,749 With what these pharmaceutical companies are demanding 108 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:28,717 for a god damn cough drop? 109 00:04:28,753 --> 00:04:31,253 And there's no way boys your age can support you. 110 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,223 They're spending their allowance on poppers and internet porn. 111 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:36,258 No, what you need is an older-- 112 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,926 Gel may be a little cold. 113 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,229 You need a father figure, like you had with me, 114 00:04:40,264 --> 00:04:41,980 only with money. 115 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:45,984 And the good news is, there's lots of lonely men. 116 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,686 And they'll know you put out. 117 00:04:47,738 --> 00:04:48,737 That's a plus. 118 00:04:48,773 --> 00:04:50,606 Heartbeat... 119 00:04:50,608 --> 00:04:51,940 Oh, my God. 120 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,609 Look at its face. 121 00:04:53,611 --> 00:04:55,778 Nope, wrong end. 122 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:59,364 The face is there. 123 00:05:01,085 --> 00:05:02,918 That's my baby. 124 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,457 Hello, little Gallagher. 125 00:05:10,127 --> 00:05:12,211 Yo, Dom, got you a little something. 126 00:05:12,263 --> 00:05:14,129 Ugh, okay, don't be getting me shit. 127 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,798 Come on, girl, I dropped bank. 128 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,666 You don't want to see? 129 00:05:20,137 --> 00:05:22,554 - Mink. - You steal it? 130 00:05:22,606 --> 00:05:23,739 Got the receipt. 131 00:05:23,774 --> 00:05:26,558 Uh-uh, thanks, but I really don't need it. 132 00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:28,110 It's gonna be cold soon. 133 00:05:28,145 --> 00:05:29,778 Friend's mom is giving me a ride. 134 00:05:29,814 --> 00:05:31,313 I got to go. 135 00:05:31,315 --> 00:05:32,648 Let me walk you. 136 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,950 Nope, too far to walk. Bye! 137 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,882 Hey, Patrick, thanks for not calling me back. 138 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:50,833 Who's this? 139 00:05:50,835 --> 00:05:52,251 I'm Sean, how you doing? 140 00:05:52,303 --> 00:05:53,769 I'm curious what you told the sheriff 141 00:05:53,804 --> 00:05:55,838 to get us evicted. 142 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:59,174 Oh, that-- that's not about you. 143 00:05:59,176 --> 00:06:01,977 I took a loan out against the house for 60 grand, 144 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:04,096 didn't pay it back, so of course, 145 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:05,647 the bank foreclosed. 146 00:06:05,683 --> 00:06:06,899 Well, can't you work something out? 147 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,350 Why? 148 00:06:08,352 --> 00:06:11,186 I get 500 bucks in rent, usually late, 149 00:06:11,188 --> 00:06:13,989 from cousins who want to frame me as a child molester 150 00:06:14,024 --> 00:06:18,861 or I pocket 60 large and call it a day. 151 00:06:18,913 --> 00:06:21,797 You know, I got myself a Jet Ski, 152 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:24,166 season tickets to the Blackhawks. 153 00:06:24,201 --> 00:06:25,200 How's your credit? 154 00:06:25,202 --> 00:06:27,035 Credit was in the shitter anyway! 155 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,704 Thanks for asking. 156 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,706 Look, the house is a dump, but it's been in our family 157 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:33,342 for generations, and it means a lot to all of us. 158 00:06:33,377 --> 00:06:34,710 Fuck that house. 159 00:06:34,745 --> 00:06:38,797 And fuck your con artist deadbeat family. 160 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:40,465 Now, don't be waving the hammer around. 161 00:06:40,518 --> 00:06:41,884 I don't want to have to take it from you. 162 00:06:44,722 --> 00:06:48,273 - That, I'd like to see. - Is that right? 163 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:49,725 Let's go. 164 00:06:57,318 --> 00:06:58,901 Yeah! 165 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:02,571 _ 166 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,622 Hey, what's up? 167 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:04,990 I'll see you guys inside. 168 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:09,912 Where the hell is everyone? 169 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:11,380 Regulars stopped coming 170 00:07:11,415 --> 00:07:13,165 because it's hipster bar now, they think. 171 00:07:13,217 --> 00:07:14,750 Well, then where are all the hipsters? 172 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,635 Maybe it's some yuppie holiday-- Earth Day 173 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,720 or Yom Kippur or something. 174 00:07:18,756 --> 00:07:21,056 I just had three top knots right behind me. 175 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:23,392 I thought they were gonna come in. 176 00:07:23,427 --> 00:07:26,094 - What's that? - Tapas. 177 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,680 - Say it without an accent. - Tapas. 178 00:07:28,732 --> 00:07:31,867 - Didn't help. - Spanish food on small plates. 179 00:07:31,902 --> 00:07:34,069 Svetlana said there's a place on 19th Street. 180 00:07:34,104 --> 00:07:35,337 Customers go crazy for this shit. 181 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,439 - Jesus, it smells like-- - Octopus. 182 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:39,875 Don't fuck with me. 183 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,109 I am no fucking you. 184 00:07:41,111 --> 00:07:42,911 Octopus salad, this kind of tapas. 185 00:07:42,947 --> 00:07:45,280 You see, this is the problem with hipsters. 186 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,249 It's like buying an exotic animal from a pet store. 187 00:07:47,284 --> 00:07:48,450 Who knows what they eat? 188 00:07:50,788 --> 00:07:53,422 The hipsters are gonna come back, right? 189 00:07:53,457 --> 00:07:54,840 Yeah. 190 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,459 We'll have them eating octopus out of our hand. 191 00:07:58,796 --> 00:08:00,295 Yeah, I hope so. 192 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,695 Hey, I'm looking for a firefighter, 193 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,563 but I don't know his name. 194 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:20,649 Regarding? 195 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,534 I was on the Central Ave bridge on Tuesday, 196 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,453 he saved my life. 197 00:08:24,488 --> 00:08:27,656 Tuesday, you want the hose pullers. 198 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,875 The what? 199 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:34,579 Flamers, gay firemen, they're all on one shift. 200 00:08:34,632 --> 00:08:35,831 Really? 201 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:38,333 Chicago Fire Island. 202 00:08:38,335 --> 00:08:41,336 So when's the next, uh, gay shift? 203 00:08:41,338 --> 00:08:44,423 7:00 AM tomorrow. 204 00:08:44,475 --> 00:08:45,757 Those snickerdoodles? 205 00:08:54,518 --> 00:08:56,518 You know I grew up in this house? 206 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,270 Raised all my kids here too. 207 00:08:58,322 --> 00:09:00,188 Hey, Debbie, could you come down, please? 208 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:01,406 There's someone I want you to meet. 209 00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:07,329 Uh, Eugene, this is my daughter Deborah. 210 00:09:07,364 --> 00:09:08,530 What's going on? 211 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,115 Sit, sit, sit, sit. 212 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,868 Don't trip over his oxygen compressor. 213 00:09:16,874 --> 00:09:19,541 Hello, Deborah. 214 00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:20,709 Hm. 215 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,378 Hi. 216 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,880 So how do you two, uh... 217 00:09:24,882 --> 00:09:27,632 I spend time in the oncology ward at the hospital, 218 00:09:27,685 --> 00:09:30,469 giving comfort and moral support to those in need. 219 00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:33,138 Me and Eugene just hit it off. 220 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:37,192 Do the-- the bit from that movie. 221 00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:39,778 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 222 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:43,732 I'm a HAL 9000 computer. 223 00:09:48,238 --> 00:09:50,238 Well... 224 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,157 I'll let you two get acquainted. 225 00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:54,776 Wait, what? 226 00:10:00,884 --> 00:10:04,586 My second wife was a redhead. 227 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:06,221 Heh. 228 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:07,556 Would you excuse me? 229 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:12,477 Tell me you're not setting me up with him. 230 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:13,762 Shush-- shush up. 231 00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:15,597 He lost his voice, not his hearing. 232 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,932 Are you insane? 233 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,868 You need someone to take care of you. 234 00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:22,437 He's got terminal cancer and a two-bedroom apartment 235 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,824 on rent control and a mint condition '64 Pontiac. 236 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:26,975 It's a classic. 237 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,744 - He's dying? - Exactly. 238 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,278 He'll be around for a couple of months, 239 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,947 a year tops, and then we hold on 240 00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:33,782 to the two-bedroom rent control. 241 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,450 No. I don't need a man. 242 00:10:35,452 --> 00:10:37,085 I can take care of my baby on my own. 243 00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:39,955 And if I do find someone, he won't be 244 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,840 an old dying robot! 245 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,261 It's a no-go. 246 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,802 Used to love the smell of bacon till I got knocked up. 247 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,387 Morning sickness? 248 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:57,639 I was helping Cindy bring food to a table 249 00:10:57,641 --> 00:10:59,941 and nearly puked on the plate. 250 00:10:59,977 --> 00:11:02,894 Only two more days till the appointment. 251 00:11:02,946 --> 00:11:04,529 Unless you want to punch me in the stomach 252 00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:05,714 and get it over with. 253 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,232 Oh, are we joking about this? 254 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:09,451 - Trying. - Oh. 255 00:11:09,486 --> 00:11:11,903 Hey, about the house, you're not giving up. 256 00:11:11,955 --> 00:11:13,822 Not seeing too many options. 257 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,657 Well, we can't make Patrick pay the bank, 258 00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,209 but he only borrowed 60 grand. 259 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,161 It's not a very big monthly payment. 260 00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:20,245 So... 261 00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:21,963 So take over the mortgage. 262 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:23,498 Could we do that? 263 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,633 Maybe. 264 00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:26,468 Who do we ask? 265 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:28,553 Well, the guy that runs the accounts here at Dorset Bank. 266 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,722 We could swing by and talk to him. 267 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,224 Thank you. 268 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,642 I'm a naturally helpful person. 269 00:11:34,812 --> 00:11:35,727 Must be tiring. 270 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,929 It is utterly exhausting. 271 00:11:40,317 --> 00:11:41,566 Bacon. 272 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,888 Go, Colts! 273 00:11:48,358 --> 00:11:49,658 I hate the Colts. 274 00:11:49,693 --> 00:11:52,277 - Hockey? - Not a sports person? 275 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:54,863 I did synchronized swimming at Sarah Lawrence. 276 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,198 What's that? 277 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,783 A bunch of girls swimming together upside down and-- 278 00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:00,702 well, it's a lot harder than it sounds. 279 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,871 It's like a Busby Berkeley musical, only wet. 280 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,623 What's Busby Berkeley? 281 00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:06,341 MGM? No? 282 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,343 Welcome to the Indianapolis Golden Marquee Hotel. 283 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:09,344 Can I help you with your bags? 284 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,378 Please. 285 00:12:15,886 --> 00:12:18,720 Some high-end shit, carbon-fiber frame, 286 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:22,307 mag wheels, all customized. Check it out. 287 00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:24,442 This one. 288 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,361 Now, that one's cold. 289 00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:27,729 No. 290 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,616 This one. 291 00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,085 ♪ hallelujah ♪ 292 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,254 - ♪ yeah ♪ - ♪ this shit legendary ♪ 293 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:55,724 ♪ trip like Jason Terry, pussy pink as Katy Perry ♪ 294 00:12:55,759 --> 00:12:57,759 ♪ this shit came from nowhere ♪ 295 00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,427 ♪ drama, please don't go there ♪ 296 00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,730 ♪ pussy Michael Jordan no hair ♪ 297 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,185 Hey, yo, after we get this bike, 298 00:13:07,237 --> 00:13:09,437 how about we buy a motherfucking car? 299 00:13:10,691 --> 00:13:12,440 Robes and slippers in the closet. 300 00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,526 Toilet's equipped with a heated seat and a bidet. 301 00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:16,945 A bidet, ever use one? 302 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,531 Oh, yeah, my vacation home in the Bahamas. 303 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:22,367 - Anything else? - No, thank you. 304 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,621 Ten bucks? 305 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,173 We're meeting people in an hour. 306 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,341 I'm gonna shower. 307 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,525 You can join if you want. 308 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,761 Yeah, I'm in. 309 00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,462 You nervous about tomorrow? 310 00:13:34,498 --> 00:13:35,880 Excited. 311 00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,432 I've been working on this for three years, 312 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,435 so now I get to show off. 313 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:43,972 The publication in 1949 of her seminal text, 314 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,224 "Second Sex," Simone de Beauvoir 315 00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:48,810 redefined the semiotics of femininity 316 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,812 throughout the western world. 317 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,065 What was not explored is the relationship 318 00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:58,453 between her loss of faith and subsequent revolutionary views. 319 00:13:58,488 --> 00:13:59,738 Wow. 320 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,239 That's really turning me on, 321 00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:02,824 if that's what you were going for. 322 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,877 I didn't know that you found the topic so arousing. 323 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,545 Me neither. 324 00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,332 Well, there's tertiary evidence that the prestigious 325 00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:14,669 convent school that de Beauvoir attended... 326 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,638 is in fact the missing link 327 00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:20,258 between her early religiosity 328 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,978 and subsequent radicalizations. 329 00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:26,614 Okay, thanks for your help. 330 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,433 There's no way for you to assume the loan. 331 00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:31,653 The house is scheduled to go up for auction in two days. 332 00:14:31,688 --> 00:14:34,272 Well, that's that. 333 00:14:34,324 --> 00:14:36,908 - The auction public? - I assume. 334 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,910 So buy it there. 335 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,196 Right. 336 00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:42,230 How's it work? 337 00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:43,698 Highest bidder gets the house. 338 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,417 So it's a bunch of bottom feeders, right, 339 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,135 looking for a great deal? 340 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,371 Bank only needs 60 grand and they get their money back. 341 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:51,006 It's a shithole, that house. 342 00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,375 If you put an offer on it, I bet it's yours. 343 00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:55,460 You think I have 60 grand? 344 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:57,379 Apply for a mortgage. 345 00:14:57,414 --> 00:14:58,680 Me? 346 00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:01,349 Well, you're an assistant manager at a reputable 347 00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:02,467 place of business. 348 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:03,802 You have stable income. 349 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:05,220 Have you ran her credit? 350 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,137 About that... 351 00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:07,639 Here we go. 352 00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:09,691 No, it's not bad or good. 353 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,643 You have a credit score of zero. 354 00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:14,896 You've never owned a credit card or leased a car? 355 00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,531 No. 356 00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:17,816 Amazing. 357 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,951 Uh... 358 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,404 Well, you can open up a credit card account, 359 00:15:22,406 --> 00:15:25,573 take an advance of $1,000, pay it back tomorrow, 360 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,293 and you're an excellent credit risk. 361 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,079 You're saying that I have to borrow money 362 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,298 in order to borrow more money? 363 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,051 Government-backed FHA mortgage loans are reasonable. 364 00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:37,419 Hold on, hold on. 365 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,421 I can get a loan? 366 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,339 A very big serve from Michaela Brown. 367 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,591 She has one of the most powerful right hands... 368 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,926 Mm. 369 00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:45,593 That serve is Ace. 370 00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:47,429 Kev! 371 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,431 Shit! 372 00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:50,598 Hey, Kev! 373 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,437 Kev, hey, I see you! 374 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,655 Come on, man. 375 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,274 Kev, come on. 376 00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,280 Hey, I need a favor. 377 00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:06,781 Ask me from there. 378 00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:07,916 I got to listen for the babies. 379 00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:09,200 No, no, no, I can't yell this, okay? 380 00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:10,452 It's, uh... 381 00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,537 Kevin, it's personal. 382 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:25,600 You see these legs? 383 00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:27,969 I used to press 900 pounds with these legs. 384 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,054 Now I drag them around like limp sausage. 385 00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:31,890 And that yuppie lawyer scum who did this to me, 386 00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:34,392 he lives right around the block. 387 00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:35,310 Really sucks. 388 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,562 Help me kill him. 389 00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:38,229 What? 390 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,147 And his family. 391 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,148 I'm gonna set his house on fire. 392 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:41,232 - No. - Yes, I am. 393 00:16:41,284 --> 00:16:42,867 - Hell, no. - Yes, I am. 394 00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:44,285 You do that, they're gonna send you away 395 00:16:44,321 --> 00:16:45,987 for a long-ass time. 396 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,705 Look, Kevin, I've thought about this, okay? 397 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,990 And I-- and I think about 398 00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:51,826 how I will feel when that house is on fire. 399 00:16:51,862 --> 00:16:52,827 The lawyer comes running out. 400 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,212 Okay, his kids? 401 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,797 They come running out, their hair on fire, 402 00:16:55,832 --> 00:16:56,881 their clothes on fire. 403 00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,216 "Aah! Aah! I'm on fire! Aah!" 404 00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,884 Jesus. 405 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,369 It'll be worth it. It'll be worth it. 406 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:02,837 Okay. 407 00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,506 I'm telling you. 408 00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:06,558 No one's gonna burn anyone, all right? 409 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,476 - Go home. - Come on! 410 00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:10,562 Take your pain meds. 411 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,896 Think happy thoughts. 412 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:13,264 Breathe. 413 00:17:13,316 --> 00:17:14,432 - All right, all right. - I got to go. 414 00:17:14,484 --> 00:17:15,934 Okay, fine. 415 00:17:15,986 --> 00:17:17,485 Hey, Kev, you want to come over later 416 00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:19,437 and watch The Voice? 417 00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:20,939 You wanna-- you like The Voice? 418 00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,023 No? 419 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,925 I-I got frozen pizza. 420 00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:42,010 Check this out. 421 00:17:42,045 --> 00:17:46,031 _ 422 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,670 _ 423 00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:51,455 _ 424 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,939 And she goes, "No! No, no, no, no!" 425 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,951 _ 426 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:59,267 _ 427 00:17:59,268 --> 00:18:01,573 _ 428 00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:04,949 Okay, so we went to the bank, 429 00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:07,402 and the house is being sold at auction, 430 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,872 but there's a chance that we could buy it. 431 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:14,542 So for the first time ever, it would be our house, 432 00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:18,329 not Aunt Ginger's, not Patrick's. 433 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,081 How? 434 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,916 Sean's got a guy at the bank who thinks I can get 435 00:18:21,952 --> 00:18:23,551 a bank loan of up to 100,000. 436 00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:24,452 Dollars? 437 00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,254 I know. 438 00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:28,006 Holy shit, someone's willing to give us 100 grand? 439 00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:29,257 Yeah. 440 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,892 Why didn't we do this years ago? 441 00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,427 The bank doesn't just give you money. 442 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,512 They actually buy the house and let you live in it 443 00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:36,481 till you pay back the loan with interest. 444 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,932 Or not. 445 00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:41,102 We need a down payment of $3,500, 446 00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:42,904 and we need it, like, now. 447 00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:44,272 I got a couple hundred. 448 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,608 Okay, we could pawn the TV. 449 00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,976 You'd get 50 bucks. 450 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:48,910 We're brainstorming. 451 00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,278 3 1/2 Gs? 452 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,913 Shit, I got you covered. 453 00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:52,914 What do you want? 454 00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:55,450 You want hundies or small bills? 455 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,420 You just got out of juvie and you have $3,000? 456 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:01,289 Right. 457 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:11,966 No. 458 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,268 What, you don't believe me? 459 00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,636 No, I believe you, I just don't want 460 00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:16,137 the state seizing our house 'cause we bought it 461 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,873 with drug money or whatever it is that you're into lately. 462 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,275 Let's not be hasty. 463 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,143 You are not part of this conversation, Frank. 464 00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:26,981 This was my house long before any of you had claim to it. 465 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,816 Not legally, but every other way. 466 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,369 The point is, we're Gallaghers. 467 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,954 If Carl wants to step up-- 468 00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,238 No. 469 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,873 Why do you get the last word? 470 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,492 If you want to go get a mortgage with your name on it, 471 00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:39,160 then take Carl's money. 472 00:19:39,162 --> 00:19:41,379 But otherwise, we'll find another way. 473 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,214 I'll just spend it on my ride. 474 00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,083 If you want us, we'll be upstairs. 475 00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:46,884 Come on, Nick. 476 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,839 Carl, a word, if you would, son? 477 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,476 I don't know why you bother calling a family meeting 478 00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,178 if you make all the decisions anyway. 479 00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:00,848 Carl? 480 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:04,185 Hey, hey, um... 481 00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:06,437 On behalf of all of us, 482 00:20:06,489 --> 00:20:08,489 I want to acknowledge your generosity. 483 00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:10,358 The fact that you've reached this level of success 484 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,275 in your chosen field-- 485 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:12,193 How much you need? 486 00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:14,195 40? 487 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:16,197 60, if it's not a problem. 488 00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,282 Bill, even. 489 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,168 You've come a long way, son. 490 00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:22,537 It warms my heart to know that at least one Gallagher 491 00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:24,539 has lived up to his genetic potential. 492 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,258 When you were six, I-- when-- 493 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,262 You get why I don't want to take Carl's money, right? 494 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,048 It's like saying that it's cool that he's a criminal, 495 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,417 like we've given up on him. 496 00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:37,969 I get it. 497 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,562 You're giving me that look 498 00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:49,364 like you're gonna try to give me 499 00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:53,568 some really wise, meaningful advice. 500 00:20:53,603 --> 00:20:55,570 Are your boobs bigger? 501 00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:56,904 That's what you were thinking? 502 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:57,839 They are, right? 503 00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:01,492 Well, enjoy them while you can. 504 00:21:01,544 --> 00:21:03,578 I'm gonna have to reschedule the abortion 505 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,580 until after the auction. 506 00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:11,085 About that deposit, uh, you know, 507 00:21:11,087 --> 00:21:13,921 I... I do have some savings I could kick in. 508 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,990 No, no, no, thank you. 509 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,142 It's a Gallagher thing. 510 00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:19,343 If you lose the house, it's gonna be 511 00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:22,146 somebody else's thing. 512 00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:25,850 So where's that money coming from? 513 00:21:25,902 --> 00:21:27,268 I have an idea. 514 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,854 I'm just not sure how I feel about it yet. 515 00:21:29,906 --> 00:21:32,356 I'll let you know when I decide. 516 00:21:35,078 --> 00:21:37,028 Savings, huh? 517 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,946 Literally hundreds of dollars. 518 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,916 Fucking gold digger. 519 00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,375 Hey, which button is it? 520 00:21:51,428 --> 00:21:53,010 It says "bidet." 521 00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:54,295 Right. 522 00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,608 Okay. 523 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,062 Ah, whoa, holy shit. 524 00:22:11,114 --> 00:22:12,196 You like it? 525 00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:14,398 Uh, it's a new sensation. 526 00:22:14,451 --> 00:22:15,483 Wow. 527 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,402 In a good way? 528 00:22:18,455 --> 00:22:19,370 I'm not sure. 529 00:22:20,457 --> 00:22:21,622 Ah. 530 00:22:21,658 --> 00:22:22,990 Love a man with a clean ass. 531 00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:24,075 Yeah. 532 00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:25,159 Your sister's calling. 533 00:22:25,161 --> 00:22:27,161 Oh, shit. 534 00:22:29,966 --> 00:22:31,999 Hey, I've been trying you since last night. 535 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,301 Sorry, I got your messages. 536 00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:34,969 I've just been doing this paperwork 537 00:22:35,004 --> 00:22:37,054 for the pre-certified loan, which might as well 538 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,406 be in Swahili. 539 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,224 Yeah, you still need the down payment, right. 540 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,510 Uh, look, I got 280 bucks in a light fixture 541 00:22:42,512 --> 00:22:43,594 in my dorm room. 542 00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:44,979 I'll have Ian go grab it, okay? 543 00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:46,430 Thanks. 544 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,099 Listen, I'm sorry it's not more. 545 00:22:48,151 --> 00:22:50,485 Listen, you need help with the paperwork or anything? 546 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,554 Uh, no, it's my info they want. 547 00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,989 How's it going there? 548 00:22:55,024 --> 00:22:57,909 It's, uh, pretty swanky. 549 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,527 Swanky is good. 550 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,862 I should go. 551 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:02,029 I'll text if there's news. 552 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,197 - All right, bye. - Bye. 553 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,853 Fiona, you're not gonna 554 00:23:25,889 --> 00:23:27,355 - believe this. - Yeah? 555 00:23:33,396 --> 00:23:35,396 Holy shit. 556 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,114 Hi, Aunt Fiona. 557 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,566 - Fiona Gallagher? - Uh-huh. 558 00:23:38,568 --> 00:23:40,401 I'm Alyssa with Juvenile Detention Services. 559 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,070 Charles is your nephew, correct? 560 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,239 I forgot about the swastika. 561 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,041 This is listed as his address. 562 00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:48,826 His mom is incarcerated, and we have 563 00:23:48,878 --> 00:23:50,378 no other family on record. 564 00:23:50,413 --> 00:23:53,347 Could I, uh... 565 00:23:53,383 --> 00:23:55,550 Not to sound harsh, but there's got to be 566 00:23:55,585 --> 00:23:57,301 somewhere else he can go. 567 00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:59,253 Eventually we'll find him a foster home, 568 00:23:59,255 --> 00:24:02,056 but that could take a while. 569 00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:04,342 And there's a lot of minorities in the state facility. 570 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,241 Not sure how long he'll survive. 571 00:24:06,242 --> 00:24:07,822 Fuck no. 572 00:24:07,857 --> 00:24:10,565 He can stay here until we find another relative, 573 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,233 any relative. 574 00:24:12,268 --> 00:24:14,769 Need you to sign and confirm that you're a legal adult, 575 00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:16,737 that this is a drug-free household, 576 00:24:16,773 --> 00:24:17,405 that you will maintain-- 577 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,406 H-hold on. 578 00:24:28,084 --> 00:24:30,868 - Much better. - I'm hungry. 579 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,621 Ian, would you get your Nazi nephew some breakfast? 580 00:24:37,627 --> 00:24:39,260 If you let the cracker stay, 581 00:24:39,295 --> 00:24:42,847 bitch gonna get a shiv in his neck... right here. 582 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:45,766 No, no shivs in Chuckie's neck, 583 00:24:45,802 --> 00:24:48,386 and no race wars in the house. 584 00:24:48,438 --> 00:24:49,804 Got it? 585 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:04,452 No one should face death alone. 586 00:25:04,487 --> 00:25:07,488 Am I right? 587 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:10,875 Excuse me? 588 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,994 Staring into that terrifying abyss 589 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:15,963 without the warmth of another human being. 590 00:25:15,999 --> 00:25:17,748 Sure, we have medical professionals, 591 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,334 but I'm talking about intimacy, 592 00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:24,422 the kind of support you-- well, I'll just say it, 593 00:25:24,474 --> 00:25:26,424 you get from a... 594 00:25:26,476 --> 00:25:27,775 a good woman. 595 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,677 What kind of cancer you got? 596 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,345 Uh, no, I'm just here for my wife. 597 00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:32,430 She's in getting radiation. 598 00:25:32,482 --> 00:25:35,850 Hey, George? Let her go. 599 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,685 You're not wearing a wedding ring. 600 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,488 Uh, yeah, I broke my finger a few years ago. 601 00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:41,455 Since then, I've-- 602 00:25:41,491 --> 00:25:42,907 That's just fascinating. 603 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,831 So your wife's getting radiation. 604 00:25:50,867 --> 00:25:55,286 You mind if I ask how far along... 605 00:25:55,338 --> 00:25:57,621 Stage three breast cancer. 606 00:25:57,674 --> 00:26:02,376 Stage three, that's-- that's tough. 607 00:26:02,412 --> 00:26:04,845 Mm. 608 00:26:04,881 --> 00:26:06,347 How about you? 609 00:26:06,382 --> 00:26:07,765 Oh, I'm not sick at the moment. 610 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,884 Frank Gallagher, cancer concierge. 611 00:26:09,886 --> 00:26:13,604 I smooth the way for patients with serious diagnoses. 612 00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:17,274 And I know how hard it can be on the spouses. 613 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,275 You got help with the kids? 614 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,860 What? 615 00:26:19,896 --> 00:26:23,531 You know, a family to share the load, a granny or two? 616 00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:26,867 Oh, no, they're all back in Nebraska. 617 00:26:26,903 --> 00:26:29,704 Paid help? Nanny? Whatever, anything? 618 00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:32,373 Can't afford it, but we're managing. 619 00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:33,374 Mm, 620 00:26:33,409 --> 00:26:36,911 and you're doing a great job. 621 00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,348 Still... 622 00:26:41,384 --> 00:26:45,386 you got to think of the kids. 623 00:26:58,434 --> 00:27:00,568 ♪ ooh yeah ♪ 624 00:27:00,603 --> 00:27:01,736 ♪ ooh ♪ 625 00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:07,408 ♪ you drive me crazy with the way that you move ♪ 626 00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:11,312 ♪ you begin to play now ♪ 627 00:27:11,347 --> 00:27:14,982 ♪ you can start a fire with a body like that ♪ 628 00:27:15,017 --> 00:27:17,785 ♪ burn the damn place down ♪ 629 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,587 ♪ come on, yeah ♪ 630 00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:22,039 You don't think he means it? 631 00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:23,924 No. 632 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,676 I mean, he wouldn't light the guy's house on fire. 633 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,711 - That's insane. - It is. 634 00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:29,513 Yanis talks shits all the time. 635 00:27:29,549 --> 00:27:31,298 Said he was gonna kill the Lisas. 636 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,717 He told Mr. Ryland that he was gonna 637 00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:36,637 cut his balls off and hang it from the rearview 638 00:27:36,639 --> 00:27:37,972 like, uh, fuzzy dice. 639 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,707 He didn't do that. 640 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,741 No. 641 00:27:40,777 --> 00:27:42,042 But he did once tell me-- 642 00:27:42,078 --> 00:27:43,694 Kevin, it is bad enough that you talk 643 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:44,945 to that Greek psycho, but now you're gonna 644 00:27:44,981 --> 00:27:46,947 make me relive it? 645 00:27:46,983 --> 00:27:48,449 You're right. I'm sorry. 646 00:27:48,484 --> 00:27:50,034 I'm sorry. 647 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,619 Just reassure me. 648 00:27:51,654 --> 00:27:53,621 I did, like 20 times. 649 00:27:53,656 --> 00:27:55,956 We all talk shit, but most people, 650 00:27:55,992 --> 00:27:59,994 even the crazy Greek ones, don't follow through. 651 00:27:59,996 --> 00:28:00,911 Where you going? 652 00:28:00,963 --> 00:28:02,329 Other job. 653 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,664 What other job? 654 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,833 Public Restroom. 655 00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:07,468 It's not a restroom. 656 00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:09,570 New place, 19th Street, very popular. 657 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,589 You're two-timing us with another bar? 658 00:28:11,641 --> 00:28:13,641 Not bar. Speakeasy. 659 00:28:13,676 --> 00:28:15,009 Hipster for "bar." 660 00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:16,510 You know, I'm thinking I should take you 661 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,678 to meet owner, Georgia. 662 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:18,979 She's big success. 663 00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:20,898 Maybe learn how to bring people into place. 664 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,433 We know how to run our own bar. 665 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,854 Look around, Kevin. 666 00:28:26,889 --> 00:28:29,990 It's no one here. 667 00:28:30,026 --> 00:28:33,327 You did say the hipsters were gonna come back. 668 00:28:33,362 --> 00:28:35,529 Can you introduce us to this lady? 669 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:38,332 Come tonight, I text you address. 670 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:39,533 Hey, guys. 671 00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:42,503 Hey, Kermit. 672 00:28:42,538 --> 00:28:44,705 Who's getting topless? 673 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:48,542 - Svetlana said-- - Not topless, tapas. 674 00:28:48,544 --> 00:28:50,010 I still hear topless. 675 00:28:50,046 --> 00:28:52,680 Kermit, pull up a stool, have something to eat. 676 00:28:52,715 --> 00:28:54,515 What, octopus doesn't go bad. 677 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:56,383 Says who? 678 00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:57,885 Uh, no thanks. 679 00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,286 Uh, good seeing you guys. 680 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:00,721 - Flash him. - What? 681 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:01,939 He's like our second customer in three days. 682 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:02,940 Flash him. 683 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,192 Kev, I am not flashing someone 684 00:29:05,228 --> 00:29:06,443 every time something goes wrong. 685 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,647 Strange little bald man. 686 00:29:09,699 --> 00:29:12,700 Sit down, get a drink. 687 00:29:12,735 --> 00:29:14,668 I'll have a beer. 688 00:29:21,077 --> 00:29:24,578 Hey, I just wanted to... 689 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:27,548 I'm Ian. You pretty much saved my life. 690 00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:28,749 Cookies? 691 00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:31,886 Uh, where was this? 692 00:29:31,921 --> 00:29:34,004 Central Ave bridge. 693 00:29:34,056 --> 00:29:36,090 The redhead, that's right. 694 00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:37,591 Yeah, you'd have pulled through anyway, 695 00:29:37,593 --> 00:29:39,393 but, uh... I'm glad I could help. 696 00:29:39,428 --> 00:29:40,594 I'm Jason. 697 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,680 Good meeting you. 698 00:29:42,732 --> 00:29:44,515 You, uh, want a smoothie? 699 00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,517 Uh... 700 00:29:46,569 --> 00:29:48,485 Hey, guys, this is Ian. 701 00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:52,606 That's JR, Stubbs, Adam, Caleb, 702 00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:54,942 Hollywood, and, uh, that's Damian. 703 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,494 Oh, and that's Bart. 704 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:01,949 That you? 705 00:30:01,951 --> 00:30:06,120 Yeah, with my husband Phil and our two kids. 706 00:30:06,155 --> 00:30:08,505 - Nice. - Hey, what's the name again? 707 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,424 Ian, thanks. 708 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:12,960 When Caleb's not here, he's in his sculpture studio. 709 00:30:12,962 --> 00:30:14,595 He made that one right there. 710 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:18,432 Awesome. 711 00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,801 So what do you do? 712 00:30:20,803 --> 00:30:23,938 I guess I'm a janitor. 713 00:30:23,973 --> 00:30:25,723 Ooh, I had that gig. 714 00:30:25,775 --> 00:30:26,974 It sucked. 715 00:30:28,644 --> 00:30:31,645 Yeah. 716 00:30:31,647 --> 00:30:33,647 You ever let anyone visit your studio? 717 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,482 I would if anyone cared. 718 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,701 It's right by the airport. 719 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,611 Looks interesting. 720 00:31:20,663 --> 00:31:22,029 You think? 721 00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:25,333 _ 722 00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:29,370 With publication in 1949 of her seminal text, 723 00:31:29,372 --> 00:31:32,456 "The Second Sex," Simone de Beauvoir 724 00:31:32,508 --> 00:31:34,758 redefined the semiotics of femininity 725 00:31:34,794 --> 00:31:36,710 throughout the western world. 726 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,096 What has not been explored is the relationship 727 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:43,133 between her loss of faith and subsequent revolutionary views. 728 00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:46,937 Sister Lillian Marie Montreau was a nun at the convent school 729 00:31:46,972 --> 00:31:50,057 that de Beauvoir attended, and it was Montreau 730 00:31:50,059 --> 00:31:52,393 who helped Simone grapple with the theories that-- 731 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,611 - I'm sorry. - Yes? 732 00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:58,449 Are you saying Montreau was a formative influence? 733 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,618 Without taking credit away from de Beauvoir, yes, 734 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:02,619 that's exactly what I'm saying. 735 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,488 And you've read the letters? 736 00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,657 We don't have any surviving correspondence between them, 737 00:32:06,709 --> 00:32:08,409 but I've done extensive research on their time-- 738 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:11,462 We-- we do have letters. 739 00:32:13,082 --> 00:32:14,715 I'd be aware. 740 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,917 Discovered a few weeks ago by an estate trustee. 741 00:32:16,919 --> 00:32:18,886 We have them at Loyola. 742 00:32:18,921 --> 00:32:20,838 Judge for yourself, but I think they prove 743 00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:23,891 the opposite of what you're asserting. 744 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:32,900 I look forward to reading them. 745 00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:37,104 In the meantime, we have at least tertiary evidence that-- 746 00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,523 I'm sorry, I don't mean to be an asshole here. 747 00:32:39,575 --> 00:32:41,492 - Yes. - It's in the letters. 748 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,610 Montreau had a very narrow world view, 749 00:32:43,612 --> 00:32:45,112 specifically regarding acceptance 750 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,830 of patriarchal realities. 751 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,615 Really? 752 00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:51,535 If anything, the reconceived semiotics of "The Second Sex" 753 00:32:51,587 --> 00:32:54,371 were formulated later, in opposition to a colleague 754 00:32:54,423 --> 00:32:57,291 whose work reinforced traditional gender binaries. 755 00:33:05,968 --> 00:33:07,968 Anything else? 756 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,314 Okay. So... 757 00:33:20,349 --> 00:33:22,533 I only got an hour, then I got to meet Svetlana 758 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,067 to check out the competition. 759 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,869 - Which is? - Public Restroom. 760 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:27,821 That's what it's called and they serve tapas. 761 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,573 I mean, who goes to a place called Restroom and is 762 00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:32,042 like, "You know what? I think I want to order some food"? 763 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:33,827 Hold on, hold on. Yeah, I'm here. 764 00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:36,547 Sure. 765 00:33:36,582 --> 00:33:38,999 Thank you so much for all your help, Peter. 766 00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:40,434 I'll let you know how it goes. 767 00:33:40,469 --> 00:33:42,336 - Holy shit. - It came through? 768 00:33:42,338 --> 00:33:45,339 Pre-certified for a mortgage loan of up to $100,000. 769 00:33:45,374 --> 00:33:46,640 Did those bankers not learn anything 770 00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:48,425 from that mortgage crisis bullshit? 771 00:33:48,477 --> 00:33:50,427 I mean, no offense, but giving that kind of money to you? 772 00:33:50,479 --> 00:33:51,895 Totally. And thank God for Sean. 773 00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:53,981 He was the one who pushed me to get this loan. 774 00:33:54,016 --> 00:33:57,484 Aw, he's like Superman, except for the whole junkie thing. 775 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,686 Does he know about Gus's ring? 776 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:03,323 Well, he knows that it exists, but not that I'm pawning it. 777 00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:04,858 Let's see. 778 00:34:06,662 --> 00:34:09,329 You know, I've been trying to, like, get angry at Gus, 779 00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,615 thinking about that bitchy song that he wrote about me, 780 00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,334 but anyway you look at it, this is shitty. 781 00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:16,086 Oh. 782 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,788 It belonged to his grandmama? 783 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,706 Yeah, his dead grandma. 784 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:22,509 And there's some story, like she survived 785 00:34:22,545 --> 00:34:25,045 the Holocaust with it, like in her cooch. 786 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,847 - What? - Yeah, it's something intense. 787 00:34:26,882 --> 00:34:29,216 Well, you should get extra for dead grandma's cooch ring. 788 00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:30,350 I had it appraised. 789 00:34:30,386 --> 00:34:32,386 The guy said it's worth $7,000. 790 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,688 Seven-- 791 00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:36,807 - Seven grand, are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 792 00:34:36,859 --> 00:34:38,141 Fuck Gus's dead grandmama. 793 00:34:38,194 --> 00:34:39,860 Go on and buy your house. 794 00:34:40,896 --> 00:34:42,613 Yo, what are you doing? 795 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,997 Helping Uncle Nick. 796 00:34:44,033 --> 00:34:45,282 Don't call him that. Get the fuck out of here. 797 00:34:46,986 --> 00:34:48,735 He's a white supremacist Nazi. 798 00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:49,653 You remember that. 799 00:34:49,705 --> 00:34:51,905 He don't know shit. 800 00:34:51,907 --> 00:34:53,240 I went to the DMV. 801 00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:55,042 I'm not old enough to get my license, 802 00:34:55,077 --> 00:34:58,245 but you are, so I got these for you to study up on the test. 803 00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,913 You can score wheels, pick up shorty 804 00:34:59,915 --> 00:35:01,632 after soccer practice, pull up. 805 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,001 She'll be like, "Damn." 806 00:35:04,053 --> 00:35:05,168 Don't want to take a test. 807 00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:07,137 I just want my bike. 808 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:10,340 Man, what's with you and this bike anyway? 809 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:17,097 When I was nine years old, other kids had bikes. 810 00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:20,601 I told my pops I wanted one. He beat on me. 811 00:35:20,603 --> 00:35:22,603 But I got the money. 812 00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:26,356 Took me a year. I got it. 813 00:35:26,408 --> 00:35:29,977 A bike just like this one. 814 00:35:30,012 --> 00:35:32,162 Had it for one day 815 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:35,365 before Pops traded it for a rock. 816 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:37,084 Shit. 817 00:35:37,119 --> 00:35:40,120 They locked me up for what I did to him. 818 00:35:40,122 --> 00:35:42,372 When I'm inside, they asked me, 819 00:35:42,424 --> 00:35:44,625 "You homesick?" 820 00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:47,177 I'd say, "No. 821 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:49,763 I just want my bike." 822 00:36:08,901 --> 00:36:11,151 1,900. 823 00:36:11,153 --> 00:36:13,236 It's worth seven grand. 824 00:36:13,289 --> 00:36:16,290 I'm offering 1.9. 825 00:36:17,826 --> 00:36:20,911 Six grand. 826 00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:22,045 1.9. 827 00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:23,714 Fuck kind of negotiation is that? 828 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:24,998 Then I'm leaving. 829 00:36:30,139 --> 00:36:31,588 Aren't we're leaving? 830 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,923 No, I'm bluffing. 831 00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:36,677 Well, tell him about grandma's cooch. 832 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,679 Four grand, final offer. 833 00:36:38,681 --> 00:36:40,597 Take it or leave it. 834 00:36:40,649 --> 00:36:42,658 - 1.9. - Shit. 835 00:36:44,015 --> 00:36:45,639 Go away. 836 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:47,684 I said go away! 837 00:36:47,843 --> 00:36:50,177 And I would do that, only this is time-sensitive, 838 00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:52,512 a lead on potential employment for you. 839 00:36:52,564 --> 00:36:53,764 I don't need it. 840 00:36:53,816 --> 00:36:57,184 What's that? 841 00:36:57,186 --> 00:36:58,935 Dog walker. 842 00:36:58,988 --> 00:37:01,688 Well, once you get established, it's steady work. 843 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:04,858 Sure, but, you know, 844 00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,944 it's gonna be winter before you have this kid. 845 00:37:07,997 --> 00:37:09,863 You don't want to be eight months pregnant 846 00:37:09,915 --> 00:37:12,616 freezing your ass off while half a dozen mutts 847 00:37:12,668 --> 00:37:14,701 drag you sideways across the ice. 848 00:37:14,703 --> 00:37:18,538 That's a genuine risk to your unborn child. 849 00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:22,042 So what employment are you talking about? 850 00:37:22,044 --> 00:37:24,795 Working as a nanny for a very nice family. 851 00:37:24,847 --> 00:37:26,046 It's flexible hours. 852 00:37:26,098 --> 00:37:27,214 Plus, it's working with kids. 853 00:37:27,266 --> 00:37:29,049 It's great practice. 854 00:37:29,101 --> 00:37:30,822 What's the catch? 855 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,233 There's no catch. 856 00:37:33,234 --> 00:37:36,898 This is me showing love and concern for my soon to be grandchild. 857 00:37:37,107 --> 00:37:39,240 Come on, what do you say? 858 00:37:39,242 --> 00:37:42,994 They want to meet tomorrow morning. 859 00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:49,083 I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. 860 00:37:51,054 --> 00:37:52,720 Oh. 861 00:37:52,756 --> 00:37:55,890 Why do they put mirrors in elevators? 862 00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:59,060 To make you feel less closed in, I guess. 863 00:37:59,095 --> 00:38:00,928 Easy, careful, all right? 864 00:38:00,964 --> 00:38:02,980 Come on, let's fuck 865 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:04,816 and watch ourselves in the mirror. 866 00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:08,736 I got 30 seconds, but I can try to be quick. 867 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:14,992 Don't play with the buttons, all right? 868 00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:17,111 Fine. 869 00:38:17,113 --> 00:38:18,646 - Why don't we wait? - No, no, no. 870 00:38:18,682 --> 00:38:21,032 Wait till we get back to the hotel room, huh? 871 00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:28,756 - Stop it. - They don't mind. 872 00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:30,958 They don't mind, do you? 873 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,760 I mean, when do you get this kind of excitement 874 00:38:32,796 --> 00:38:34,929 in Indianapolis, am I right? 875 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,714 Sorry. 876 00:38:36,766 --> 00:38:38,549 Did we meet at the conference? 877 00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:40,718 - Helene Runyon. - Hey. Hey. 878 00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,303 - Hi. - Hey, easy. 879 00:38:44,057 --> 00:38:46,307 Is this, like, the employee entrance? 880 00:38:46,359 --> 00:38:49,110 No, it's creative concept. 881 00:38:49,145 --> 00:38:51,529 Yeah, I don't get it. 882 00:38:51,564 --> 00:38:52,897 Flush. 883 00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:18,005 Those guys used to come to the Alibi. 884 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,508 Yes, it's new hot place. 885 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,143 15 bucks a drink. 886 00:39:22,178 --> 00:39:23,144 Two choices. 887 00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:26,180 Number one and number two? 888 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:32,236 Georgia! 889 00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:34,238 It's my friend. She love the place. 890 00:39:34,274 --> 00:39:35,857 Yes, I'm a big fan. 891 00:39:35,859 --> 00:39:38,326 I go work now. 892 00:39:38,361 --> 00:39:40,278 Rude and hard to understand. 893 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,946 She's irreplaceable. 894 00:39:41,998 --> 00:39:43,531 So how do you get all these people to come here? 895 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,082 You advertise? 896 00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:46,834 Advertise? That's the kiss of death. 897 00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:48,336 So it's word of mouth? 898 00:39:48,371 --> 00:39:51,595 What do we all want? To be in on a secret, right? 899 00:39:51,647 --> 00:39:54,431 I try to make these venues as hard to find as possible. 900 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,850 All black, no signs, no lights. 901 00:39:56,902 --> 00:40:00,487 So, say a newspaper wrote you were, I don't know, 902 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,523 the "Best Shittiest Bar on the South Side." 903 00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:04,408 - Like the Alibi Room. - You know the Alibi? 904 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:07,661 Oh, that place was like a gold mine, so much potential, 905 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,530 till they hung that banner. 906 00:40:09,582 --> 00:40:11,815 So if the Alibi took down the banner... 907 00:40:11,851 --> 00:40:15,002 Oh, no, there's no coming back from that. 908 00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,180 Chris! Excuse me. 909 00:40:23,736 --> 00:40:25,436 So you got the loan, 910 00:40:25,488 --> 00:40:28,175 but you're a few bucks short on the deposit. 911 00:40:28,276 --> 00:40:29,877 Lip and Ian had 450. 912 00:40:29,878 --> 00:40:32,408 I had 2 saved. 913 00:40:32,445 --> 00:40:34,662 No way I'm taking Carl's cartel money. 914 00:40:34,697 --> 00:40:37,581 Debbie's saving up for baby Huey, so... 915 00:40:40,286 --> 00:40:42,336 I pawned the engagement ring that Gus gave me 916 00:40:42,371 --> 00:40:44,955 because I'm a horrible person. 917 00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:45,756 What'd you get for it? 918 00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:48,392 1,900. 919 00:40:48,428 --> 00:40:50,294 Still 950 short. 920 00:40:50,346 --> 00:40:54,098 Not-- that's so weird. 921 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:58,135 I just happen to have $950 burning a hole in my pocket. 922 00:40:59,639 --> 00:41:00,604 Really? 923 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,555 - Yeah. - You sure? 924 00:41:01,607 --> 00:41:04,058 Yeah, come on. 925 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:05,359 Mm. 926 00:41:07,647 --> 00:41:09,947 Thanks. This is a loan. 927 00:41:09,982 --> 00:41:12,983 Yeah, you're damn right it's a loan. 928 00:41:15,121 --> 00:41:17,571 What if we don't get the house? 929 00:41:17,623 --> 00:41:21,158 Eh, you'll figure it out. 930 00:41:21,194 --> 00:41:24,094 Kids are older than last time this happened. 931 00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:25,629 Last time? 932 00:41:25,665 --> 00:41:27,465 Well, we've never been in foreclosure before 933 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,500 'cause Frank's never owned anything in his life, 934 00:41:29,552 --> 00:41:33,053 but on the street with these kids? 935 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,592 The first time, I was like, ten. 936 00:41:38,644 --> 00:41:41,312 Uh-huh. 937 00:41:41,347 --> 00:41:44,265 Well, like you said, you... you're older now. 938 00:41:44,317 --> 00:41:46,484 I'd have to split 'em up. 939 00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:48,686 Debbie and Carl still aren't ready to be on their own, 940 00:41:48,738 --> 00:41:52,156 and I got to keep an eye on Ian. 941 00:41:52,191 --> 00:41:55,192 Worst case scenario, I'll just move in with you. 942 00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:03,117 Relax, I was just kidding. 943 00:42:03,169 --> 00:42:05,669 God, you looked like you got stung by a bee. 944 00:42:05,705 --> 00:42:08,539 Oh, I'm just imagining what it would look like, 945 00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:11,008 me and you living together. 946 00:42:11,043 --> 00:42:13,460 In a good way, just thinking it through. 947 00:42:16,299 --> 00:42:18,682 I'm hungry. 948 00:42:18,718 --> 00:42:21,051 You want anything? 949 00:42:23,556 --> 00:42:24,388 All right. 950 00:42:36,035 --> 00:42:38,569 Sexy, huh? 951 00:42:38,571 --> 00:42:40,738 Just don't hit the bidet button there. 952 00:42:43,209 --> 00:42:45,242 Sorry. 953 00:42:45,244 --> 00:42:46,627 You were hoping to get laid. 954 00:42:46,662 --> 00:42:47,661 Eh. 955 00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:55,085 My book is toast. 956 00:42:55,087 --> 00:42:58,505 I was humiliated in front of my peers 957 00:42:58,558 --> 00:43:01,392 by a gay Jesuit. 958 00:43:01,427 --> 00:43:04,328 It's great that guys study feminism. 959 00:43:04,363 --> 00:43:06,497 It's-- you know, it shouldn't make it worse 960 00:43:06,532 --> 00:43:08,332 that it was a guy, 961 00:43:08,367 --> 00:43:10,434 but it does. 962 00:43:10,486 --> 00:43:13,437 You know, you might want to wait till you're sober 963 00:43:13,439 --> 00:43:16,240 before you start to assess your life. 964 00:43:16,275 --> 00:43:18,943 Am I a cliché? 965 00:43:18,945 --> 00:43:20,444 What? 966 00:43:20,446 --> 00:43:24,715 You know, Mrs. Robinson chasing young guys. 967 00:43:26,085 --> 00:43:29,253 Well, Mrs. Robinson was hot, so that's not a bad thing. 968 00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:35,626 No, you're not a cliché. 969 00:43:38,014 --> 00:43:40,631 One day-- 970 00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:41,632 someday... 971 00:43:41,684 --> 00:43:44,301 Mm-hmm. 972 00:43:44,303 --> 00:43:47,471 ...you're gonna be with a girl your age 973 00:43:47,523 --> 00:43:50,691 and you're gonna tell her about... 974 00:43:50,726 --> 00:43:52,543 the older woman 975 00:43:52,578 --> 00:43:54,945 who taught you about wine 976 00:43:54,981 --> 00:43:58,315 and hotels 977 00:43:58,351 --> 00:43:59,283 and bidets. 978 00:44:06,325 --> 00:44:08,542 Bellhop thought we were married. 979 00:44:08,577 --> 00:44:09,493 Did he? 980 00:44:09,545 --> 00:44:12,162 Mm. 981 00:44:12,164 --> 00:44:14,131 Is that so crazy? 982 00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:22,006 When you and I got together, 983 00:44:22,008 --> 00:44:26,427 I was looking for a fling, 984 00:44:26,479 --> 00:44:30,564 but this is... 985 00:44:30,599 --> 00:44:32,599 different. 986 00:44:33,986 --> 00:44:36,987 It's so much more than that. 987 00:44:37,023 --> 00:44:38,989 Yeah. 988 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,494 Yeah. 989 00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:48,999 - Oh, God. - Oh, sh-- 990 00:45:28,924 --> 00:45:31,541 What's the matter? Come here. 991 00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:36,096 Hi, you must be Erica. Wonderful to meet you. 992 00:45:36,131 --> 00:45:37,431 I'm Frank. This is Debbie. 993 00:45:37,466 --> 00:45:38,882 Did Tyler mention-- 994 00:45:38,884 --> 00:45:40,550 Yeah, you're here to interview as a nanny. 995 00:45:40,602 --> 00:45:42,019 Uh, yeah. Hi. 996 00:45:42,054 --> 00:45:43,770 Hi. Uh... 997 00:45:43,806 --> 00:45:46,456 Well, we could use one, but I'm not feeling well, 998 00:45:46,492 --> 00:45:49,526 and Tyler's running late, so you can wait for him inside. 999 00:45:49,561 --> 00:45:50,811 Okay. 1000 00:45:50,863 --> 00:45:53,530 - She's sick? - It's very sad. 1001 00:45:53,565 --> 00:45:55,899 But it's a nice enough house, right? 1002 00:46:10,449 --> 00:46:12,089 _ 1003 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:20,757 I thought I'd let you sleep. 1004 00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:22,592 How you feeling? 1005 00:46:22,644 --> 00:46:24,311 Can a person overdose on Aspirin? 1006 00:46:26,098 --> 00:46:28,398 I threw up in a toilet and bidet. 1007 00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:29,766 Might be a new low. 1008 00:46:29,768 --> 00:46:31,568 Ah, well, the paramedics weren't called, 1009 00:46:31,603 --> 00:46:33,570 so it's better than your average night 1010 00:46:33,605 --> 00:46:34,438 in my house growing up. 1011 00:46:36,442 --> 00:46:40,360 I vaguely recall an extremely earnest conversation. 1012 00:46:40,412 --> 00:46:41,745 Sorry if I was a bore. 1013 00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,947 No, no, it wasn't boring. Um, actually-- 1014 00:46:43,999 --> 00:46:45,782 There's nothing like a bottle of wine 1015 00:46:45,784 --> 00:46:49,703 and a couple martini chasers to get me talking nonsense. 1016 00:46:49,755 --> 00:46:51,922 So, do me a favor... 1017 00:46:51,957 --> 00:46:53,874 pretend it never happened, 1018 00:46:53,926 --> 00:46:57,928 and we'll just put this weekend behind us, okay? 1019 00:46:58,964 --> 00:47:00,514 I'll check us out. 1020 00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:08,388 Do you and your mother need a taxi? 1021 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,356 What? 1022 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:10,974 The lady. 1023 00:47:10,976 --> 00:47:13,410 Uh, no. No thanks. 1024 00:47:18,817 --> 00:47:20,867 Hey, what's up, beautiful? 1025 00:47:20,903 --> 00:47:22,736 Heading home, right? 1026 00:47:22,788 --> 00:47:24,538 You want to ride in style? 1027 00:47:24,573 --> 00:47:26,323 Hm. Not really. 1028 00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:28,325 This is yours. 1029 00:47:28,327 --> 00:47:29,376 Got the receipt? 1030 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:30,827 Yeah. 1031 00:47:30,879 --> 00:47:33,713 At least ride it home while you think about it. 1032 00:47:33,749 --> 00:47:37,000 ♪ heard a man say it's money on the side ♪ 1033 00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:40,504 ♪ tonight, we're gonna see some red ♪ 1034 00:47:40,556 --> 00:47:44,641 ♪ tonight, your body is a strip club ♪ 1035 00:47:44,676 --> 00:47:47,978 Don't ride too close. 1036 00:47:48,013 --> 00:47:49,846 ♪ fuck it, I'm getting paid ♪ 1037 00:47:49,848 --> 00:47:51,181 ♪ hallelujah ♪ 1038 00:47:51,233 --> 00:47:52,732 ♪ oh, yeah, hallelujah ♪ 1039 00:47:52,768 --> 00:47:54,601 ♪ said those praises with the moola ♪ 1040 00:47:54,653 --> 00:47:56,353 ♪ shout out to my shooters ♪ 1041 00:47:56,405 --> 00:47:58,605 ♪ see, I know just what I'm doing ♪ 1042 00:47:58,657 --> 00:48:00,240 ♪ started from the ruins ♪ 1043 00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:02,025 Since I've been sick, I haven't been 1044 00:48:02,027 --> 00:48:03,527 much use around here. 1045 00:48:03,529 --> 00:48:05,195 Tyler's had his hands full. 1046 00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:09,533 There's no shame in having help under the circumstances. 1047 00:48:09,535 --> 00:48:11,785 And Debbie loves working with children. 1048 00:48:11,837 --> 00:48:14,204 In fact, she's looking forward to having kids of her own so 1049 00:48:14,206 --> 00:48:16,540 this would be great practice. 1050 00:48:16,592 --> 00:48:17,741 You seem a little young. 1051 00:48:17,776 --> 00:48:21,628 - She's 18. - I'm 18. 1052 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,296 I'm afraid I have to lie down. 1053 00:48:23,348 --> 00:48:26,183 Um, like I said, Tyler will be back soon. 1054 00:48:26,218 --> 00:48:27,267 - Okay. - Can we help? 1055 00:48:27,302 --> 00:48:29,052 Oh, no, thanks, sweetheart. 1056 00:48:29,104 --> 00:48:31,605 I can make it. It's nice to meet you. 1057 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,023 Yes. 1058 00:48:43,068 --> 00:48:44,651 And voila. 1059 00:48:44,703 --> 00:48:46,369 Guest room. 1060 00:48:46,405 --> 00:48:48,872 Little small, but I think I can make it work. 1061 00:48:48,907 --> 00:48:50,574 You? 1062 00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:52,909 Why would you be staying in their guest room? 1063 00:48:52,961 --> 00:48:55,245 Working dishwasher. 1064 00:48:55,297 --> 00:48:56,963 Name brand cereal. 1065 00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:58,782 None of that generic crap. 1066 00:48:58,817 --> 00:49:02,752 An ideal place for us to raise the kid. 1067 00:49:02,754 --> 00:49:04,004 Wait till you meet the husband. 1068 00:49:04,056 --> 00:49:05,805 Then you can thank me. 1069 00:49:05,841 --> 00:49:08,258 Wait. 1070 00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:11,595 You're setting me up with a dying woman's husband? 1071 00:49:11,597 --> 00:49:12,896 They're married. 1072 00:49:12,931 --> 00:49:14,514 - Not for long. - Frank. 1073 00:49:14,566 --> 00:49:16,233 You're gonna be a godsend to this family. 1074 00:49:16,268 --> 00:49:18,602 The father's going to be sick with grief. 1075 00:49:18,654 --> 00:49:20,604 He'll need a shoulder to lean on... 1076 00:49:20,606 --> 00:49:22,606 and then to sleep on. 1077 00:49:22,658 --> 00:49:24,407 Ugh, I'm leaving. 1078 00:49:24,443 --> 00:49:26,109 Did you see the backyard? 1079 00:49:26,161 --> 00:49:29,279 Swing set, trampoline, it's like a playground, 1080 00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:30,947 but without a pedophile. 1081 00:49:32,251 --> 00:49:34,034 - Hi. - Hi. 1082 00:49:34,086 --> 00:49:35,285 Sorry I'm late. 1083 00:49:40,175 --> 00:49:42,092 - Deb? - Hi. 1084 00:49:42,127 --> 00:49:44,544 Uh, guys, there's someone I want you to meet. 1085 00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,295 Hello? 1086 00:49:45,297 --> 00:49:46,763 Uh, she's sleeping. 1087 00:49:46,798 --> 00:49:49,683 Sorry, the kids are off somewhere. 1088 00:49:49,718 --> 00:49:51,017 Oh, that's okay. 1089 00:49:51,053 --> 00:49:54,054 Just let me deal with these groceries. 1090 00:49:55,974 --> 00:49:57,190 Can I help? 1091 00:49:57,225 --> 00:49:59,976 Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. 1092 00:49:59,978 --> 00:50:01,811 Just drop that up there. 1093 00:50:05,651 --> 00:50:08,234 Ten minutes, Alex will cover, and then we go, okay? 1094 00:50:08,287 --> 00:50:09,729 Yep. 1095 00:50:11,156 --> 00:50:14,240 Listen, if you don't get the house, 1096 00:50:14,293 --> 00:50:16,209 you can come stay at my place. 1097 00:50:16,244 --> 00:50:18,044 Will's coming next weekend, so if you're okay with that. 1098 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,663 You've been great, really. 1099 00:50:19,715 --> 00:50:21,131 I'll find a place to crash. 1100 00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:22,882 Not with me? 1101 00:50:22,918 --> 00:50:24,250 Let's just wait until we're ready instead of 1102 00:50:24,303 --> 00:50:26,002 being forced into it. 1103 00:50:26,054 --> 00:50:29,339 You feel forced? I don't. 1104 00:50:29,341 --> 00:50:31,174 You have your doubts, which I get. 1105 00:50:31,176 --> 00:50:32,926 You mean last night, when you brought it up? 1106 00:50:32,978 --> 00:50:37,063 I told you you were reading that wrong. 1107 00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:38,648 I don't think so. 1108 00:50:41,236 --> 00:50:43,853 When me and my ex moved in together, 1109 00:50:43,855 --> 00:50:46,740 there was stuff she didn't know about me. 1110 00:50:46,775 --> 00:50:48,024 Created problems later. 1111 00:50:48,026 --> 00:50:50,243 My NA sponsor thinks I should be more up front with you 1112 00:50:50,278 --> 00:50:54,030 if things get serious with us. 1113 00:50:54,032 --> 00:50:55,782 You mentioned living together. 1114 00:50:55,834 --> 00:50:58,084 That's what went through my mind. 1115 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,588 What don't I know? 1116 00:51:01,623 --> 00:51:02,922 We can hash through all that. 1117 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:04,207 Right now, we should go. 1118 00:51:04,209 --> 00:51:05,842 - No, no, no, you're an addict. - Yeah. 1119 00:51:05,877 --> 00:51:07,777 If there's more to say before we shack up, 1120 00:51:07,813 --> 00:51:09,212 spit it out, 'cause in an hour, 1121 00:51:09,264 --> 00:51:12,098 I might be homeless. 1122 00:51:12,134 --> 00:51:13,616 You want to do this now? 1123 00:51:13,652 --> 00:51:14,851 - Right. - Now. 1124 00:51:14,886 --> 00:51:16,152 Right. 1125 00:51:19,274 --> 00:51:20,774 You're really building it up. 1126 00:51:20,809 --> 00:51:23,727 Okay. 1127 00:51:23,729 --> 00:51:27,230 Um... yeah. 1128 00:51:27,232 --> 00:51:31,151 I, uh, went to prison in my 20s. 1129 00:51:31,203 --> 00:51:34,621 I figured with all the ex-cons you hire. 1130 00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:35,705 For drugs? 1131 00:51:35,741 --> 00:51:37,824 Yeah, and I killed a guy. 1132 00:51:37,876 --> 00:51:40,210 Right. 1133 00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:44,080 I'm not joking. 1134 00:51:47,052 --> 00:51:49,919 I was drunk and high. I'm sleeping in a van. 1135 00:51:49,971 --> 00:51:53,390 I get in a fight with another junkie over-- 1136 00:51:53,425 --> 00:51:56,092 Damn, I don't know what. 1137 00:51:56,144 --> 00:51:58,845 Fuck. 1138 00:51:58,897 --> 00:52:00,730 Uh, he went down. I kept beating him. 1139 00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:03,266 I guess his head hit the curb or something. 1140 00:52:03,268 --> 00:52:07,821 He went to the hospital, and later, he died. 1141 00:52:07,856 --> 00:52:11,775 It's a long time ago, 1142 00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:13,910 but something I live with 1143 00:52:13,945 --> 00:52:16,279 and I should've mentioned it. 1144 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,125 Anything else? 1145 00:52:29,177 --> 00:52:31,628 Heroin, killed a guy, no, that's all 1146 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,680 that comes to mind. 1147 00:52:35,884 --> 00:52:37,851 Okay. 1148 00:52:37,886 --> 00:52:39,302 Okay. 1149 00:52:40,839 --> 00:52:42,138 Finish up on the floor, and we'll go. 1150 00:52:42,190 --> 00:52:43,306 I didn't want to-- 1151 00:52:43,341 --> 00:52:44,941 Finish up, and we'll go. 1152 00:52:57,989 --> 00:52:59,239 Yanis! 1153 00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:00,990 Hey, brother. 1154 00:53:00,992 --> 00:53:02,876 You going for a stroll? Going pretty fast there. 1155 00:53:02,911 --> 00:53:04,210 You know where I'm going. 1156 00:53:04,246 --> 00:53:06,663 Oh, God. 1157 00:53:06,715 --> 00:53:08,164 You gonna help me? 1158 00:53:08,216 --> 00:53:10,333 If not, you might as well get lost. 1159 00:53:10,385 --> 00:53:11,334 You're drawing attention. 1160 00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:12,836 I'm begging you, please turn around. 1161 00:53:12,871 --> 00:53:14,254 Oh, God damn it. 1162 00:53:16,007 --> 00:53:17,757 Good-bye, lawyer shit! 1163 00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:21,177 You turned Yanis into a cripple! 1164 00:53:21,179 --> 00:53:25,181 Now you and your shit wife and your shit kids 1165 00:53:25,183 --> 00:53:28,184 are gonna die in a lawyer shit bonfire! 1166 00:53:31,056 --> 00:53:33,857 No, no, no, he didn't cut the cable to your motorcycle. 1167 00:53:33,909 --> 00:53:35,909 I did. 1168 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,666 But I meant to cut the throttle 1169 00:53:43,702 --> 00:53:46,085 so you would stop revving your engine. 1170 00:53:46,121 --> 00:53:49,539 I'm just trying to keep the peace in the neighborhood, man. 1171 00:53:49,591 --> 00:53:52,041 Only the brake cable and the throttle cable 1172 00:53:52,043 --> 00:53:55,278 look a lot alike, which is a design flaw. 1173 00:53:55,313 --> 00:54:00,216 Yanis, you got paralyzed, and I feel really bad. 1174 00:54:00,268 --> 00:54:03,386 I am so fucking sorry, man. 1175 00:54:03,438 --> 00:54:06,389 But if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, 1176 00:54:06,441 --> 00:54:08,391 we could have an extra strong friendship 1177 00:54:08,443 --> 00:54:12,228 because of what we went through. 1178 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,397 Yeah? 1179 00:54:14,449 --> 00:54:17,317 Oh, man. Oh, man. 1180 00:54:17,369 --> 00:54:18,618 I can't tell you how good that feels 1181 00:54:18,653 --> 00:54:20,570 to get that off my chest. 1182 00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:25,408 It's like taking a 1,000-pound shit. 1183 00:54:26,578 --> 00:54:27,911 What are you doing? 1184 00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:33,082 Yanis, Yanis! 1185 00:54:33,134 --> 00:54:35,218 Now, I know this brings up strong feelings, but-- 1186 00:54:35,253 --> 00:54:37,053 hey, put that down so we can work on our 1187 00:54:37,088 --> 00:54:38,338 extra strong friendship! 1188 00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:39,505 Aah! 1189 00:54:41,426 --> 00:54:42,892 Ah, shit. 1190 00:54:42,928 --> 00:54:45,562 Aah! Aah! 1191 00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:49,966 Holy shit. 1192 00:54:51,152 --> 00:54:53,570 Help! Help! 1193 00:54:56,608 --> 00:55:01,611 ♪ 1194 00:55:11,790 --> 00:55:12,872 Hey, you made it. 1195 00:55:12,924 --> 00:55:13,957 How was the trip? 1196 00:55:13,959 --> 00:55:15,458 Ah, still processing. 1197 00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:16,459 Where's Kev? 1198 00:55:16,511 --> 00:55:17,627 He was supposed to be here. 1199 00:55:17,629 --> 00:55:19,262 I don't know what happened. 1200 00:55:19,297 --> 00:55:20,997 Okay, next up, 2119 North Wallace Street. 1201 00:55:21,032 --> 00:55:22,298 - Guys. - It's a four-bedroom, 1202 00:55:22,350 --> 00:55:24,434 one and a half-bath in a... 1203 00:55:24,469 --> 00:55:27,804 up-and-coming neighborhood adjacent to a community garden. 1204 00:55:27,806 --> 00:55:28,972 Oh, sounds almost livable. 1205 00:55:29,024 --> 00:55:30,556 Heard this place has a rat problem? 1206 00:55:30,609 --> 00:55:32,558 Yeah, and Honduran squatters living in the basement. 1207 00:55:32,611 --> 00:55:33,893 How about 50,000? 1208 00:55:33,945 --> 00:55:35,862 50,000 for the four-bedroom. 1209 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:37,530 I have 50,000 bid in the back. 1210 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,065 How about 60? I'm looking for 60,000. 1211 00:55:39,117 --> 00:55:40,900 Dive in. 1212 00:55:40,952 --> 00:55:41,985 60,000 right there. 1213 00:55:43,989 --> 00:55:46,155 I have 70 right there. 1214 00:55:46,207 --> 00:55:49,208 80 right here? I don't think so. 1215 00:55:49,244 --> 00:55:50,877 80,000 bid in the back. How about 90? 1216 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,329 I'm looking for 90,000. You can bid right there. 1217 00:55:53,381 --> 00:55:54,464 90,000? 1218 00:55:54,499 --> 00:55:57,166 90, thank you. Now, 100. 1219 00:55:57,218 --> 00:55:58,468 This is it. 1220 00:55:58,503 --> 00:55:59,836 100, thank you. Now, 110. 1221 00:56:01,306 --> 00:56:02,905 110 going once, going twice-- 1222 00:56:02,941 --> 00:56:04,223 Oh, 110 in the back. Now, 120. 1223 00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:06,309 You're out. You got to be 120. 1224 00:56:06,344 --> 00:56:08,094 I got to have 120. 1225 00:56:08,146 --> 00:56:09,412 - We're gonna lose it. - Hurry up, raise the card. 1226 00:56:09,447 --> 00:56:10,430 Hurry up, raise the card. 1227 00:56:10,482 --> 00:56:12,315 We can't go over 100,000. 1228 00:56:12,350 --> 00:56:13,850 New bidder right here. 120 now. 1229 00:56:13,902 --> 00:56:14,684 130? You can bid back in. 1230 00:56:14,686 --> 00:56:15,852 We're out. 1231 00:56:15,854 --> 00:56:16,986 How about her, ma'am? 1232 00:56:17,022 --> 00:56:18,121 I can tell you one. At 130, let me know. 1233 00:56:18,156 --> 00:56:19,739 130 in the back, now 40. Everybody else is out. 1234 00:56:19,774 --> 00:56:21,107 You got to be 140. 1235 00:56:21,159 --> 00:56:22,158 Are you sure? 1236 00:56:22,193 --> 00:56:23,409 130 right here going once. 1237 00:56:23,445 --> 00:56:24,444 You don't want to miss it. 1238 00:56:24,496 --> 00:56:26,195 130 in the back going twice. 1239 00:56:26,247 --> 00:56:27,997 You thinking about it? For 140,000? 1240 00:56:28,033 --> 00:56:32,035 What do you think? Last call. 1241 00:56:32,087 --> 00:56:34,203 Sold, you got her, 130,000. 1242 00:56:34,255 --> 00:56:36,539 Thank you. 1243 00:57:08,323 --> 00:57:15,241 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 85729

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