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>>> this is an abc color

presentation.
>> dicky: From hollywood, it's

"jimmy kimmel live"!
Tonight -- norman reedus.

Our healthcare hero for the
week.

And music from amié.
And now, jimmy kimmel!

>> jimmy: Hi, I'm jimmy kimmel.
I'm the host of the show.

Thank you for watching.
Thank you for joining me for

another show with no audience.
The people you hear clapping are

being paid to do it.
They are our staff, here in what

is known as "zone a."
because of covid, our office is

divided up into zones right now.
Everyone gets assigned a zone.

This is zone a.
This is where we are.

And everyone else is in zone b.
So we look down on them now,

because we're the zone a-ers!
[cheers and applause]

zone a is the best zone.
The rest of you are zone b-m.

Is what you are over in the --
you know today -- this morning,

an asteroid the size of a school
bus narrowly passed by earth.

In astronomical terms, it just
missed us.

Which is a shame.
I feel like some of you aren't

praying hard enough.
With each passing day, it seems

more and more likely that we are
on the brink of something very

bad.
Our president made another

history making statement last
night, when asked if he would

leave the white house gracefully
if he doesn't win.

>> win, lose or draw in this
election, would you commit here

today for a peaceful transfer
a

a
alof pure after the election?

>> we'll have to see what
happens, as you know I've been

complaining very strongly about
the ballots, the ballots are a

disaster.
>> I understand that, but the

people are rioting.
>> we want to, get rid of the

ballots, and we'll have a very
peaceful, there won't be a

transfer, frankly, there'll be a
continuation.

>> jimmy: Well, so much for that
nobel peace prize.

That is -- you know, we make a
lot of jokes about this guy, but

what he just said is terrifying.
If he doesn't win, he wants to

burn this country down several
republican senators pushed back

on the president's dangerous
words, even that old son of a

mitch mcconnell poked his head
out of his shell to refute it.

He tweeted "the winner of the
November 3rd election will be

inaugurated on January 20th.
There will be an orderly

transition just as there has
been every four years since

1792."
that is crazy.

Imagine having to come out in
support of a peaceful transfer

of power.
You can't just squat the white

house!
And these monsters are busy

cooking up all sorts of ways to
fix this election.

There is a very disturbing
report in "the atlantic" about

this.
The trump administration has a

plan to steal the election.
As you probably know, the

president isn't chosen by
popular vote.

Hillary beat trump by almost
3 million votes.

Al gore got more votes than
george bush.

The election is officially
decided by the states, through

the electoral college.
But the delegates sent to the

electoral college are supposed
to vote for the person who got

the most votes in their state.
But this is donald world we're

living in here.
He doesn't just look like a

cheeto, it's his motto.
So here's what they're planning,

according to the atlantic.
Step one, trump and his

subdemons tell everyone the
election is rigged against him,

which right off the bat, is
nuts.

He's the president!
But you can see he's doing that

now.
He keeps saying the mail-in

ballots are fraudulent, even
though he himself votes by mail

then in the likely event that
biden gets more votes, he'll be

able to say "see?
He got fraudulent votes!"

then, since six of the key
battleground states have

republican-controlled
legislatures, the legislatures

send trump loyalists to the
electoral college who say,

"well, we don't know who got the
most votes.

Those mail-in ballots are
fraudulent, we knew that all

along!
So since we don't know, we'll go

ahead and vote for the guy we
like."

so they cast their votes, trump
wins the electoral college and

is president for four more
years.

You have to hand it to them.
They're not too bright, but

every once in a blue moon they
come up with a good one.

Or maybe putin comes up with it
for them.

So he steals the election, and
then who knows what happens?

I don't know about you, but I
miss the days when hearing about

a civil war just meant a new
captain america movie.

And while trump is working hard
to discredit an election that

hasn't even happened yet, his
press secretary, kylie macaroni,

is busy working to discredit any
reporter who dares to ask about

this.
>> kelly, I wonder if you can

clarify or clean up something
the president said yesterday.

If he loses this election, can
you assure us that there will be

a peaceful transfer of power.
>> you are referring to the

question asked by the playboy
reporter, right?

>> I'm referring to the
president being asked if there

will be a peaceful transfer of
power, and did he not say.

I'm asking, will there be a
peaceful transfer of power if he

loses.
>> I believe that question asked

by the playboy power, I believe
I have it right here.

>> jimmy: Gee, kayleigh really
doesn't like playboy.

Maybe they rejected the
god only knows what's in those

pockets there.
Uncle scam was at it again today

before his visits to florida and
north carolina, he stopped to

float more of this nonsense
about mail-in ballots.

>> mr. Brez president, are the
election results only reliable

if you win?
>> they found eight ballots in a

wastepaper basket in some
location.

They found, it was reported in
one of the newspapers that they

found a lot of ballots in a
river.

They throw them out if they have
the name "trump "as ma" on I gu.

>> jimmy: "sir, those were bed,
bath and beyond coupons."

well, they still got wet.
They were in a river.

Rarely do you see a sore loser
before they even play the game.

Meanwhile, the president's third
favorite son tweeted today.

"I know children running for
first grade class president that

spend more time campaigning then
joe biden has running for a

president of the united states."
you do?

Who are these first graders you
know?

What are their names?
And how do you know them?

Does first grade even have a
class president?

We didn't when I was a kid.
Is it possible that

donald trump jr never went to
school?

And of all the things you could
say about joe biden, "lazy"

seems like a strange choice
given that your father spends

most of his time watching
lou dobbs and dunking big macs

into soup bowls full of ketchup.
Speaking of lou dobbs.

This is a good one.
Lou dobbs from fox business is

donald trump sycophant number
one with a bullet!

>> my quote of the day comes
from the new book "the trump

century", I wrote, if president
trump can win again, he would

join winston churchill and
alexander the great among the

greatest leaders of world
history.

And if he falls short, well,
there is no point in considering

the possibility.
He's a winner.

The winner.
>> jimmy: Boy, lou, he skips

right past the penis and goes
straight to the ball pin.

He's, trump needs that right
now.

He needs all his support from
his friends.

The president and first lady
visited the supreme court today,

to pay their respects to the
late ruth bader ginsburg.

And that did not go as well as
he'd hoped.

He was greeted with boos and
chants of "vote him out."

"vote him out", "vote him out."
trump plans to announce his

nominee to replace
justice ginsburg on Saturday.

He says it will be a woman.
Someone who looks good in a

robe.
Hopefully.

You know, I was thinking about
it, and I was wondering how far

would be too far for republicans
who support donald trump.

So we went out on the street to
take a socially distant survey.

We asked people what they
thought of the president's

decision to nominate his
daughter, ivanka, to be the next

supreme court justice.
>> the big announcement today,

president trump replacing
justice ruth bader ginsburg,

announcing he'd be replacing her
with his daughter ivanka.

What was your reaction when you
first learned about that?

>> I was a little surprised.
I think it's a good pick.

>> what do you like about her?
>> she's a smart businesswoman.

She's educated.
Really good institutions and I

think she's going to be good for
the economy, not for the

economy, good fort country.
>> does the fact that she

doesn't have a law degree
matter?

>> I don't think it does.
>> where did you watch the

admounsment?
>> heard it on the radio.

>> who were byou with?
>> my son.

He lives here in hollywood.
>> what do you think about the

robes with the high slit?
>> he's a pervert.

>> what did you say about him
making the announcement with

ivanka on his lap?
>> that image of ivanka on his

lap was completely and totally
inappropriate.

He's the president of the united
states, the biggest and greatest

country on earth.
That absolutely should not

happen.
>> he says ivanka promises so

overturn row row v your boat.
Do you think that's good or no?

>> I don't know.
>> is it time to overturn row

row v your boat?
>> potentially.

>> as a woman, do you find
yourself more on the side of row

row or the boat?
>> probably row row.

>> I'm sure you saw this
morning, president trump stood

on the white house lawn and said
that ivanka is just like ruth

bader ginsburg but pardon my
language, [ bleep ] hotter.

When you saw that, how did you
feel?

>> I felt very angry.
Very sad.

It's a very sexist thing to say,
not something a president should

say about other women.
>> do you agree with donald

trump, it's time to add some sex
appeal to the court?

>> this is such a, oh, my god,
this is crazy somebody would say

that.
No, absolutely not.

Can I ask you real quick?
Are those that you're reading to

me, are they true?
Or is it something you guys make

up for the program?
>> yeah, making it up for the

program.
>> oh, so it's not true.

>> no.
>> oh, my god, I look like an

idiot now.
But I can imagine him doing this

stuff, though, that's the crazy
part.

>> the crazy part.
>> jimmy: All right, and one

more thing before we forge
ahead.

It's Thursday night.
We are back in the studio, which

means it's time to bleep and
blur the big tv moments of the

week, whether they need it or
not, it's "this week in

unnecessary censorship."
[cheers and applause]

>> billionaire mike bloomberg
has stepped in to help [ bleep ]

in florida their [ bleep ] ahead
of election day.

>> mayor de blasio says he need
the $9 billion yesterday to

[ bleep ] the [ bleep ] hole.
>> this is completely

overwhelming and I [ bleep ],
[ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ],

[ bleep ] you.
>> they gave lhim a big fat

[ bleep ] in the ass and he
comes out.

And for two hours, he's better
than ever before.

>> you [ bleep ], you [ bleep ]
well.

How important as you [ bleep ]
to see those first couple go

through the bottom?
>> obviously, it helps.

Nice to see those first ones go.
>> why don't you keep my

daughter's [ bleep ] out of your
filthy mouth!

>> I like to hang out in my back
yard, drink a couple bieeers an

[ bleep ] some [ bleep ].
>> wow, sounds good to me.

>> jimmy: All right.
We've got a good show for you

tonight.
We have music from amine.

We have an amazing story, truly,
from our healthcare hero of the

week, and we'll be right back
with norman reedus.

So stick around.
[cheers and applause]

♪
[ applause ]

>> jimmy: Hi there, welcome back
to the show.

Tonight, his album is called
"limbo."

we've got music from amine on
the way.

He will be performing from a hot
air balloon.

I know it sounds like a joke,
but it's not.

He will.
Next week, we are back at it.

Back to work with kal penn,
julie bowen.

Music from haim and travis scott
and senator bernie sanders will

be with us live after the
debate.

On Tuesday night.
And we will also be in

primetime, for our annual nba
finals pregame shows featuring

adam sandler, jamie foxx,
matthew mcconaughey, and many

more.
So please join us for a very,

very busy week.
Next week.

Our first guest tonight somehow
managed to survive ten years of

flesh- eating zombies, human
psychopaths and lots of expired

dairy products as daryl dixon on
the "the walking dead."

the show returns to "amc'
Sunday, October 4th.

Please welcome norman reedus.
Hello, norman.

>> hi.
[ applause ]

how are you doin'?
>> jimmy: How's everything?

>> it's good.
It's really good.

I'm back in georgia at the
moment.

It's pouring rain here.
It's wild to be back, but it's

good.
>> jimmy: Is that your airbnb?

>> you know where I'm at is I'm
actually in the studio in our

conference room, and this, these
are all the people that have

died on our show.
>> jimmy: Wow.

>> it's like a, yeah, it's a
memorial to our fallen cast

mates.
>> jimmy: To the unemployed is

really what it is, wow.
So you're back to work

officially now.
>> I am, yeah.

You know, we have all these
protocols now.

We have to take covid tests
three times a week.

We have the epidemiologist from
the pentagon during the sars

scare is our on-set intdoctor n.
>> jimmy: Wow.

>> there's a whole thing going
on over here.

>> jimmy: That's kind of funny,
too, thinking about this show is

about zombies and everybody's
getting tested and you have the

guy from the pentagon there
making sure you're wearing a

mas
mask every day.

You have your own military
fighting this disease.

So you have your own army there,
is it weird to be back in the

workplace?
>> it's weird to be in the

workplace.
Usually it's the hottest part of

the year.
I get my head right to sweat a

lot, but it's pretty cold.
>> jimmy: Where were you holed

up during all this?
>> you know, I came from, I was

doing ride in new zealand, and I
did two episodes.

>> jimmy: That's your travel
show.

You ride around different
countries and places with

friends and whatnot, right?
>> yeah, I was with josh brolin

and dylan mcdermott.
We were having a good time, and

I went where my girl was working
and we had a house we had

rented.
I arrived at 6:00 a.M.

I have a brand-new daughter, she
wakes up and points at the grass

and says "bird".
So we went out into the grass,

and I was like, this is nice,
you can sit out in the grass

here, and we looked at houses.
My girl had a table reading.

She went to the table reading,
and I bought a house while she

weighs
was in the reading, so she

couldn't say no.
>> jimmy: You actually made the

purchase and she didn't get to
check did out or anything, shuh?

>> well, she saw it, but she
said very to go to this meeting,

and I sent her a text message
saying we're moving.

>> jimmy: Was she happy about
that or super annoyed?

>> she was happy.
She forgave me.

>> jimmy: So then you stayed in
los angeles during that time?

>> I stayed in los angeles for a
while, and at one point I flew

to new york and drove a car back
so that we'd have a car in los

angeles.
>> jimmy: Wow.

>> so I drove the entire way by
myself.

>> jimmy: You went yourself and
drove the car back.

>> yeah.
>> jimmy: That's funny.

Was it a nice drive?
How long did it take you?

>> it took me about three and a
half days, so I took a stuffed

monkey with me, every once in a
while I talked to the monkey,

but it took me about three days.
There was nobody on the roads.

The hotels were empty.
It was really surreal.

>> jimmy: Did anyone spot you
and the monkey on the road

together?
>> a couple of people.

I had one good ole boy was like,
why are you wearing a mask?

You don't gotta wear a mask.
I'm not wearing a mask, and I

was like, "you will be."
>> jimmy: You haven't checked

back in with him, have you?
>> no.

>> jimmy: And the monkey, what
happens after your long drive

together?
Does he just get thrown in a

closet or something?
Or is he treated as a member of

the family?
>> my daughter took the monkey.

>> jimmy: So he does have a
home, all right.

Well, I wanted to ask you
something, because at the

beginning of all of this, in
March, your girlfriend, diane,

posted this photograph.
And it says, and this, she's

referring to you, I don't think
he understood the concept of two

weeks worth of nonperishable
foods, #when you let your

boyfriend go grocery shopping.
That's what you came home with?

>> yeah.
Well, I mean, I kind of did it

online.
I didn't really go to the

grocery store.
>> jimmy: Oh, you did.

>> yeah, and I thought I was
getting six potatoes.

I didn't realize I was getting
six boxes of potatoes.

But we's all of them.
And a lot of our neighbors had

potatoes.
>> jimmy: You ate all the

potatoes?
>> I gave a lot of potatoes

away.
>> jimmy: Hey, there's a guy

giving away potatoes here in the
neighborhood.

That's a way to warm yourself up
to the neighbors, that's for

sure.
When did you do this?

I imagine you do this a lot.
You take photographs as you

work, correct?
>> I do, yeah.

>> jimmy: You've made a book of
photographs called "portraits

from the woods".
It's not out yet, but I wanted

to ask you about it, the
pictures are great, really great

photographs here.
Do you carry a camera with you

every place you go?
>> I do.

I travel a lot, and I take a lot
of pictures.

>> jimmy: And you just took some
candid shots from the set, and

others.
I like this one.

This is one of, a faceless man
smoking?

>> he's got a straw, yeah.
I think it was shown we just

chopped his face off, so I took
a picture.

>> jimmy: Was the straw in his
mouth for practical reasons or

for fun?
>> I think he's breathing

through.
His mouth is sealed up.

They have to cover his mouths so
when they chop his face they

don't chop his lips off, I
imagine.

>> jimmy: They say showbiz is
glamorous, but when you look at

th
this, not so much.

Here's an undead woman enjoying
a mountain dew.

>> yeah.
I think, I think the zombies on

our show are kind of used to me,
can you just hold that there for

a second?
Is

kind of let pme get away it.
>> jimmy: Anything you do that's

normal is hysterical, right?
Is this on ride?

>> that's on ride.
Dave became a really good friend

of mine.
He's such a genius guy.

He was the guest at a comedy
club.

So we filmed him going in and
surprising the comedy club as

the unannounced guest, and I'm
backstage with him, and he gets

like really serious, and he's
chain smoking and doing his

thing, and I'm kind of like,
wow, I'm in the mind of a genius

for a second.
And he ran out there, I ran out

really quick and sat at a table
with a stranger, and he starts

going out and starts talking
about politics and talking about

trump and all this stuff, and
you could sort of feel the room

getting a little weird, and I
look over, and the good ole boy

I'm sitting next to has a knife
about this big on the table, and

I'm looking at the security guy
going, and he was like, I siee

the knife.
And that whole room kind of got

weird, and dave starts singing
"cause I'm a creep", the

radiohead song, and he had the
whole place singing.

He's such a genius, he turned
that whole room into a hippie

love fest.
>> jimmy: Even the guy with the

knife?
>> even the guy with the knife.

It was a beautiful thing, yeah.
>> jimmy: We're going to take a

break.
When we come back, norman reedus

is with us, we'll be right back.
>> jimmy: There you go.

We are back with norman reedus.
That is a claim from "the

walking dead."
that was supposed to be the

season finale, and now it is, in
a way, serving as the season

premier.
Bec

because the pandemic hit and you
couldn't put it on the air,

correct?
>> yeah, which was kind of a

bummer.
We're shooting six mini episodes

now to try out the covid
situation, and then those will

be an extension of that, that
finale, and then we'll go into a

full season that will be two
seasons' worth of filming.

So I'm going to be here forever.
>> jimmy: Does this mean they

added part of a season or
subtracted?

>> I like the question.
It's, they've, it's basically

will come out as two seasons,
but we're going to shoot it as

one, giant season without one
stop.

>> jimmy: The actress who plays
maggie is coming back, is that

okay to say?
>> yeah.

>> jimmy: I just said it.
They announced daryl is getting

his own spinoff show.
That will pick up after the

"walking dead" ends, right?
After the run is over?

>> correct, yeah.
And it's a different type of a

show.
It will be completely different.

>> jimmy: It will be a sitcom,
correct?

>> yeah.
It will be, yeah, exactly.

>> jimmy: "hangin' with daryl."
>> to have these two characters

explain to the world who they
are, like daryl and carol walk

in.
Daryl, this is carol, what's

that wing in your vest mean?
It's a long story.

It could be funny.
>> jimmy: And his other brother

daryl, yeah, that could be
something to think babout.

I'd love to be involved.
So, is this, thaen, in a way, I

it a bit of a spoiler, because
we know if there's a spinoff

show that daryl will not get
zombiefied or maybe that is the

show itself, it's just a lot of
grunting and roaming, but we now

can feel pretty confident that
you will make it to the end of

the series?
>> you never know.

You can't say that.
Who knows, you know, but you

could probably, if you went to
vegas, I would bet that I would

make it.
>> jimmy: Does this mean, I know

you're not able to cut your
hair, because of the nature and

reality of the show.
Does this mean you're now going

to not be able to cut your hair
for another, who knows how many

years?
>> the next time I'll be on your

show, it will be down to my
butt.

>> jimmy: It's funny, because a
lot of guys, myself included, I

don't think I got a haircut for
three and a half months, taand

was driving me crazy.
Do you get used to it and

embrace it or do you always want
a haircut?

>> to be honest, my hair grows
super fast.

I've gotten it cut maybe try
times since covid.

Maybe when we start the spinoff
I'll pitch something to try to

try something fresh.
>> jimmy: Yeah, daryl busts into

a super cuts or something like
that.

>> who knows.
>> jimmy: Starts trying out the

stuff.
At this point, and you've been

doing the show for quite some
time now.

>> yeah.
>> jimmy: This is a serious

question even though it sounds
foolish.

At this point, do you feel
equipped that if the

circumstance would arise that,
let's say three zombies were

banging on the window of your
house, three of them.

>> in real life.
>> jimmy: Do you feel like you,

norman reedus, could kill those
zombies?

Go ahead.
>> yeah.

I kind of do, actually.
>> jimmy: What would be your

strategy?
What would you do, using only

the items you have in your home?
>> I have a lot of weapons in my

home.
>> jimmy: Oh, you do.

>> I'm on "the walking dead."
they send me a lot of knives,

cross bows and bow and arrows.
>> jimmy: That's probably why

chapelle brought you with him.
>> I have my cat, I'd throw my

cat at them and work my way
back.

>> jimmy: You would use the cat
as a diversion, as a ruse.

>> my cat's a [ bleep ].
>> jimmy: All right, it's great

talking to you.
>> here comes peta.

>> jimmy: I'm glad you're back.
"the walking dead" returns to

"amc" October 4th, and norman's
book, "portraits from the woods"

goes on sale at
bigbaldgallery.Com October 31st

with proceeds benefiting the
covid-19 response fund.

Thank you, norman u norman
reedus, everybody.

We will be back with our
healthcare hero of the week.

[ applause ]
♪

>> dicky: Next week on gemmy
kimmel live, shaquille o'neill,

la
lauren cohan, music from travis

scott and asap ferg next week on
"jimmy kimmel live."

[ applause ]
♪

>> jimmy: Welcome back.
Our healthcare hero this week

if zombies banged on the door of
your house, what would you do?

>> guillermo: I don't know.
>> jimmy: Instead of the cat you

would use your wife as a
diversion?

>> guillermo: For real.
Anytime there's a noise, I tell

her "honey, go check."
>> jimmy: Do you really?

>> guillermo: Yeah, I swear, she
tells our friends, every time

there's a noise, guillermo tells
me to go check.

>> jimmy: How cowardly of you.
>> guillermo: I take care of my

son.
>> jimmy: Our health care hero

this week joins us from a place
called kimmel township in

pennsylvania.
Yes, I do own it and operate it.

He is a nurse in the icu.
Please welcome johnathan dodson.

How are things in my town?
>> I am taking care of

everybody, so I think I have it
under control.

>> jimmy: Are you at the tail
end of working seven days in a

row, 12-hour shifts, correct?
>> yeah, it's seven on, seven

off, and it was all 12-hour
night shifts, and takes you a

couple days to recover, but we
make it through, and I wouldn't

change it for the world, so.
>> jimmy: You love your job?

>> I love it.
I do.

I really do.
>> jimmy: How are things in the

icu nowadays?
>> hectic, you know.

We run about half covid, half
not, you know, depending on the

week.
It's give-and-take, as soon as

one come, as soon as one leaves,
one comes.

But beds are never empty,
especially the past few months.

But we make do, and we take care
of everyone and get them quick,

better as soon as we can.
>> jimmy: So the beds are full

now, and we potentially will
have an uptick in covid cases in

the coming months.
So that's when things get

especially crazy.
>> yeah, you're right.

>> jimmy: I didn't mean to bum
you out.

>> no.
I think as soon as we start

coming back indoors, I think
you'll see aup tick.

>> jimmy: Right.
>> I hope I'm wrong, though.

>> jimmy: What inspired to you
become an icu nurse?

>> well, when I was 19, I got
diagnosed with cancer, leukemia.

And, you know, you spend about,
I spent about three years kind

of combating this disease, you
know, on and off, and it was

really, it was the nurses that
took care of me.

And, you know, and I'll credit
one, one in particular, one, one

instance where I had relapsed
three times at this point, and I

had very little chance of
survival.

I was very sick.
And they, my mom and my dad were

talking to the health care team,
and what should we do next?

And, you know, it was kind of
decided or up in the air, you

know.
Should we send him home and let

hip pass away?
And I never forget, but it was

the nurse that stepped in, and
she said this is his third time,

he can do this.
You have to give him a chance,

and she essentially helped my
mom and my dad at that time make

a decision.
And I remember thinking, if I

ever get through this, I want to
go back to nursing school and

you want to go back into health
care and do that.

I want to be able to change
someone's life like that lady

changed mine.
>> jimmy: Which is a wonderful

thing.
You wound up getting a bone

marrow transplant.
And it's very difficult to find

a donor, a bone marrow donor,
because the matches are rare,

right?
>> I did, I had a bone marrow

transplant in September of 2004.
And that was essential is lay

t
the last ditch effort.

I had failed chemotherapy
multiple times.

It came down to this one
treatment, and you're right,

it's very hard to find a match.
Whenever they came in and told

me I essentially had two good
matches, and they, the way they

explained it do me, I
essentially hit the lottery,

like a dna twin, hit the jackpot
having two matches.

>> jimmy: Have you ever met your
dna twin?

>> I have not.
I would love to thank her at

some point in person.
>> jimmy: Well --

>> I don't know how I thank
somebody.

>> jimmy: I can't help you with
the in-person part, at least not

right now.
But we did find your bone marrow

donor, and her name is shannon,
and here she is.

She's from texas.
[ applause ]

>> shannon.
>> hi!

>> jimmy: Shannon, this is
jonathan, jonathan, this is

shannon.
>> >> it is wonderful to see

you, and before, before I, I say
anything, I just want, I

pictured this in my head
multiple times throughout the

past 16 years, and how do you
thank somebody that saved your

life because of essentially one,
one selfless act.

And I don't think you realize
the impact you did with just

that one instance, you know.
You essentially kept a, kept a

mother from losing her son.
Kept my siblings from losing

their brother.
And more importantly, I have two

children now.
Very a 7 and a 4-year-old boy.

And you're the reason that those
two little boys are here.

Because if it wouldn't have been
for you, I wouldn't have even

had the opportunity.
And I want to thank you from the

bottom of my heart, even though
I guess I partially am you now.

>> jimmy: Yeah.
>> I just want to thank you for

everything that you did.
Like I said, I don't think you

realize the impact that you had.
>> jimmy: Shannon, tell jonathan

what you do for a living.
>> well, I'm also a registered

nurse.
So I'm in the nursing field.

I work in a very different
capacity.

I have not been in the acute
care field in several years now,

but I work with young women and
pregnancies and kind of

difficult circumstances.
And work for a non-profit

clinic, and we do some really
beautiful work.

And it is just such a pleasure
to meet you.

I am so glad to see your face.
>> jimmy: Shannon, I know the

process is very difficult of
donating bone marrow.

How did you, why did you decide
to become a donor?

Why did you even enter the
database?

>> well, it was kind of crazy.
I was actually shopping at a

mall in a town that I used to
live in, and there was this mall

kiosk set up with, back then I
think it was called the national

marrow donor program, and they
were collecting blood samples to

just enter your information into
a national database.

And so even though I was already
a nurse back at that time, I

wasn't really familiar with the
program, but learned more about

it and gave a sample that day to
be put on the registry and just

prayed that one day I'd get a
chance to do something like

that.
>> jimmy: Wow.

Because of a trip to a wetzel's
pretzels, you are alive today,

jonathan.
>> >> that is amazing.

I'm thankful you needmade that
today.

Jee
>> jimmy: Wow, how about that.

We have two health care heroes.
And our friends at bailey's are

giving you each $10,000 so is
you can treat yourselves after

work.
[ applause ]

and also bailey's is going to
send gift cards to your

co-workers, too, at both of the
places you guys work at.

So what a, I hope you guys
follow this up and get to ask

all the questions that you've
always wanted to ask, and

thanks.
>> yeah.

>> jimmy: Thursday shannon and
nurse jonathan for everything

you do.
Our health care heroes tonight.

And if you want to be part of
the bone marrow registry, visit

beth
bethematch.Org and maybe save

somebody is's life.
We'll be right back.

♪
[ applause ]

>> jimmy: I'd like to thank
norman reedus.

Nurse johnathan, nurse shannon.
Apologies to matt damon,

nightline is next, but first,
his album is called "limbo."

here with the songs "woodlawn"
and "burden."

amié!
♪ came a long way from

that woodlawn park
now young amié pushin'

push to start ♪
♪ mr. Yellowman got

himself a lil' jam
made my fetty in japan

'cause I do this ♪
♪ stuff for mark

playin' him my stuff
through the phone

he tell me keep my foot up ♪
♪ on they necks

for the throne
you ain't really on

'til all yo' on ♪
♪ I tell him keep

his head up
and he set up when he home

look r.I.P kobe r.I.P kobe.
You was like a dad to a

so I'm sad my
had to get

you tatted on me ♪
♪ I keep the niggas that

I trust by my side
'cause everybody

want a piece of the pie ♪
♪ there's a buffie

the body in every city
and sloppy toppy the hobby

so baby get in the ride ♪
♪ you bad as swipe the visa

just watch what you spend
'cause my mama need rent

and my neck gotta ♪
♪ look like a freezer

I keep some prada
on my

I put chanel on her bag ♪
♪ shawty wanna sit on my

face like a new chair
I ain't gon' show up

'til you pay up ♪
♪ and it's all there

came a long way
from that woodlawn park

now young amié pushin' ♪
♪ push to start

mr. Yellowman got
himself a lil' jam

made my fetty in japan ♪
♪ 'cause I do this for mark

playin' him my
through the phone

he tell me keep ♪
♪ my foot up

on they necks
for the throne

you ain't really on ♪
♪ 'til all yo' on

I tell him keep his
head up and he

set up when he home ♪
♪ back out I'm finna

blow her back out
I'm sippin' on a moscow

yellow suit like ♪
♪ the mask now

sexy my nickname
you'll bump this

for six days ♪
♪ this is so hard

that'll make a hatin'
do the

thizz face ♪
♪ fly handsome tantrum

g got a lil' tecca
it's a ransom

don't play dumb ♪
♪ this the anthem

I'm the lead lil
you the stand in

ok big money big cash ♪
♪ portland in this dig that

I'm in this singin'
nothings to a

who mean nothin' ♪
♪ but I got a big heart

with them big racks
came a long way from

that woodlawn park ♪
♪ now young amié pushin'

push to start
mr. Yellowman got

himself a lil' jam ♪
♪ made my fetty in japan

'cause I do this for mark
playin' him my

through the phone ♪
♪ he tell me keep my foot

up on they necks
for the throne

you ain't really on ♪
♪ 'til all yo' on

I tell him keep his head
up and he set up

when he home ♪
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh

♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
bury me before I'm a burden ♪

♪ got your bullets that we're
jammin' for pico ♪

♪ I got the bald
cincinnati

♪ you know giuseppe
♪ is with the louie chez

snoit
♪ at 16

♪ you know I'm from that rich
city ♪

♪ yellow roses in the star
♪ choir make my mama cry

♪ play yellow live
♪ uh-oh

♪ uh-oh
bury me before I'm a burden ♪

♪ don't bury before it's
certain ♪

♪ I'm singin' uh-oh
♪ uh-oh

♪ bury me before I'm a burden
♪ don't bury me till y'all is

certain ♪