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Now come on,

let's let the kids learn properly.

I'm sorry, that's the way I feel.

Thanks for calling, Kim. Okay, next caller.

Good morning, you're on Hockey Talk Back.

Ah, yeah, hi Bum,

this is Murray from, uh, Fish Haven.

I've seen every All-Star tournament since 1965 and...

I've seen how those boys get trained.

And I was thinking, uh, maybe we should raise some money and

send Coach Lieber and some of the better players

over to Russia and see how they train there.

Okay, Murray, that's an interesting point.

Let's talk about it: Russia.

They got some innovative techniques.

I understand they can teach chickens to live underwater.

But let's face it,

they got a whole different system over there, Murray.

And let me ask you something, Murray.

How would you feel if the government told you

that your 5 year old boy had to go to play hockey?

That's the way they do it over there, you know?

Let's bet you wouldn't feel too good about it.

Sorry, Murray, that's the way I feel.

I'm sorry, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

* For all your home improvement needs... *

What are you doing up so early?

The ice is in.

Oh...

* ...going to make you smile.

* So come on in We'll treat you right...*

Oh!

Bradley called last night.

* For all your home improvement... *

Yeah?

Yeah, he got thrown out of the game against Peterborough.

Punched a referee in the face.

Hey Bum, it's Curtis here,

from North Bay. Yeah...

Have a good practice.

Have 'em suck on a frozen doorknob.

Ok, Curtis, there's a point of view.

Tell you what I think,

sour grapes, I'm sorry but that's the way I feel.

Hey, Spear!

Hey, Spear!

We're going down to the docks to watch her take the boat in.

You wanna come?

How about some fries at the Three Star?

I'll see you down there later.

What's the matter with you?

Try-outs aren't for another week.

Told you. He's hopeless.

What is it?

* On your toes

* A glove on your toesy toesy toes *

* Did you ever wear a glove On your toesy toesy toes? *

* Did you ever wear a glove On your toesy toesy toes? *

I thought you said this was a city.

It is a city. Just happens to be a little modest.

You mean tiny?

Medium-sized.

Welcome to Parry Sound.

Smell it. You've got lots of fresh air.

Wide open spaces. A real sense of community.

You need to know how lucky you really are.

Come on, Kathy. Buck up.

We have landed on the moon.

Laura! Settle.

That goes in the big bedroom.

No, I mean in the living room.

No, no, wait. Yeah, leave it in the living room.

Oh, leave it anywhere.

Oh, Laura, honey!

I asked you not to unpack anything

until we were organized.

I can't find my kitchen utensils anywhere.

Kat? Is the rest of the car unpacked?

Not yet.

Laura, please take these into your room

and unpack them there, okay?

Hi.

Is that your guitar?

Yeah.

You're from the city, aren't you?

How's Queen Street?

Fine, I guess.

I was down there last summer. Amazing!

What a zoo! You ever go to the Rivoli?

My cousin got me in.

She plays lead for Stale Blood.

Ever heard of them? Purple hair? Spiked?

I've never heard of them.

They're really big on Queen Street.

Well, what do you play?

Different stuff.

I'm very heavy into rock.

My name's Evelyn. I live over there.

Kathy Yarrow.

Welcome to the armpit of North America.

I heard your brother went down against Peterborough.

I thought your brother was in the west

driving a demolition derby.

That's what Hollinger says.

-Hollinger. -I didn't say that.

He's with the Oshawa Generals, isn't he, Spear?

What'd he go there for?

Oshawa hasn't won the cup in five years.

Why do you think they wanted Brad?

Besides, they offered him the best deal.

Hey, Spear, come here! It's Lieber.

He's with the A&P girl.

I don't know.

I don't think she's so attractive, dude.

I mean, no cheek bones at all.

Oh my god.

I think the car is way better looking.

Hey, coach, are we invited to the wedding?

You all set for the try out on Saturday, Spear?

Good boy.

Goberman wants to know if she has a sister.

You guys, the All Stars, where you been, huh?

I see Spear on the ice.

I see Spear getting in shape.

-Hey, Buck. -Yo!

What the heck have you been doing all summer?

Don't you know what that donut

will do to your cardiovascular system?

It poisons it.

Genius.

What do you think guys?

Should I put a donut-junkie in goal this year, huh?

I'm the only goalie you got.

Turner's got mono.

Hey, buddy. Nobody's guaranteed a position on the team.

Gotta be in shape.

That goes for the rest of you hot dogs.

Nice going, brown nose.

How you doing?

Okay.

Okay, okay? Or okay, not so good?

Okay, a bit of both.

How about you?

Okay.

Well, it's great in the summer.

The place is crawling with guys. I'm totally serious.

Parties on the beach every night.

But this time of year, forget it: Dead city.

Unless you like watching the boys play hockey.

But what do you do for fun?

They haven't invented it yet.

When's your dad coming up, anyway?

He's not coming up.

Oh.

Divorced, huh?

Separated.

Same thing.

I guess.

Was it one of those real messy ones?

There must be something to do around here.

See, that's Spear.

Pretty cute...

for a hockey player.

Ready to go yet?

What about the girl's team?

Serious?

You play hockey?

I used to.

Do yourself a favor, don't tell anybody.

I had the most unbelievable day today.

There are 35 kids in my class

and all of them have braces and pimples.

I was terrified, but the other teachers are very supportive.

Oh! And I also have my very own parking space with my name,

"Alice Yarrow" in big red letters.

How 'bout them apples, eh?

That's great.

And I met Laura's teacher,

who's wonderful, isn't she pumpkin?

How was your day? How'd you make out?

Fine.

That's it? Fine? No gossip? News? Innuendo?

Come on, Kathy. How was your school?

Okay.

When are we going to have a real meal?

Try New Years.

Kathy, let's try to make an effort

to have things go smoothly for a change, eh?

Well, what am I supposed to do around here?

I don't know. What other kids do around here?

Nothing!

Kathy, I can't figure out your life for you.

It's not easy for me.

I haven't taught school in 10 years,

and it's not easy for Laura either.

You're just going to have to cope.

What about hockey?

Mom, I'm not 12 years old anymore.

Besides, they don't even have a girls' team.

Fine. Then just stay in your room

until you're old enough to go to University.

Are you crazy?

That's all those guys ever do: skate and shoot.

I'm serious. You're never going to live it down.

We were city champions last year.

Yeah, in the girl's league.

Hey, Evelyn!

Seat sale in Kingston this week. Pass it on.

Oh, god. It's the losers four.

Oh, you must be Evelyn's bodyguard.

McClain, give it a rest!

Excuse me, would you mind passing the sugar?

If it's not too much trouble.

Thank you very much.

Evelyn, that's the oldest gag in the world.

You guys are such jerks!

I'm blind! God help me!

That's the sad fact of it, Kath.

Hockey players are just not normal.

It's in their genes or something.

Wait till summer, really.

Hi, Evelyn.

How's it going?

Fine.

Well, uh, um, bye.

Cute or what?

Okay, now that's a good point.

Hey, Ernie, wait up!

They're very competitive.

and sometimes we don't give our own kids a fair chance, okay.

As the tryout system...

I put the question to you,

drown me out, let me know how you feel.

I'm Bum...

Okay, guys, listen up.

Line one will be Hollinger, McClain and Kozak.

Two will be Langley, Buford, and Hamilton.

Three will be Deupree, Fertlanger, and Widdowson.

We'll do some one-on-ones and some give-and-goes.

Hey, Goberman's sister says that

she'd strip for the whole team this year

if we beat North Bay.

She did not!

Forget it Goberman. There's nothing to see anyway.

There is so.

I don't want to see any of you guys who played last year

slacking off, okay?

You new guys, do the best you can, we'll see you out there.

Okay, let's go!

Can I help you?

I'd like to try out.

We don't have a girls' team here.

I know.

Uh, let me see.

There's a girl's field hockey team over at the school.

-You can give that a shot.

Scarborough Hawks,

city champions, two years running,

2.1 goals against average,

9 regular season shut-outs, MVP in divisional finals,

and a fast glove hand.

Hey, Buck, she's goalie.

Alright, you can change in the washroom.

Excuse me?

Excuse me!

Can I get in?

I gotta go to the washroom. The boy's is broken.

I gotta go real bad.

He's not kidding!

Please!

Open the door!

Alright guys, one at a time.

Pick your hole and remember keep your head up.

Alright guys, look good, look sharp.

Let's go!

Where'd you learn how to play hockey?

My dad taught me.

Woo!

I made the team.

What?

I made the team!

-I made the team! -That's great!

I made it. I'm so happy!

Oh, that's wonderful! I'm so proud of you!

Oh, this is great!

Okay, let's move it! I want to see some enthusiasm.

I want to see the mindless dedication

to physical perfection.

Come on, let's go!

Alright, first one down to the docks

wins the washer and dryer.

Clark.

* Sometimes you feel like a million-dollar bill *

* Sometimes you feel like a dime *

* But when it gets down to the wire *

* And you gotta climb one step higher *

* Reach into yourself just one more time *

* Making a stand making a stand *

* Take it to the limit

* Prize in your hands

* Making a stand

* Making a stand

Woo!

* Take the moment and run away

You okay?

What'd you stop for?

What?

I said, "What did you stop for?"

I don't know. What difference does it make?

You had me beat.

Hey, coach! I found them! They're alive!

You two rather be alone?

I tell you, Bill, everything's gone up.

Ice time is killing this. Sticks, pucks, sweaters, tape.

Of course I need more money, everything's going up.

Do we have a winner?

What's your guess?

Well it's a little early to say.

Definitely have some talent out there though.

What about North Bay?

Are we going to take them this year?

I hope so.

Who's that kid?

Remember Brad Kozak?

Kozak...

That nutcase? Of the boat, down Main Street?

That's his kid brother, Spear.

The kid scored 86 goals last year, Bill.

Pretty sharp.

He is hot.

Okay fellas, four weeks we got

the big tournament with North Bay.

Now, they beat us pretty bad last year.

So we gotta be really hungry.

Between now and then we got two other tough games.

If you're going to make any mistakes,

-make them in practice. -God, nuke North Bay!

Alright! Nuke North Bay!

You tell them, alright!

-Guy listen up! -Alright!

Didn't mean to interrupt.

Hi, guys.

Some of you remember me from last year.

I'm Bill Moss.

I've been sponsoring this team for...

well... a long time. As a matter of fact,

I gave some of the pretty big names in hockey

their start, right here in this arena.

So remember when you walk through this door

you're not just hockey players,

you're all stars.

And that carries with a certain amount of responsibility.

The eyes of the whole community,

remember, are on you.

But if you play hard, if you work hard

if you're winners,

then you'll have something

that nobody can take away from you.

Herpes.

Pride,

self-respect,

and a place

in that great tradition...

Of All-Star hockey.

Now, you do it.

Good looking bunch, Willy.

Same speech ever year.

Well, officially of course,

uh, the league's position is, uh,

well, uh, as the law states,

I mean, there isn't a girls' team in the area.

So, uh, strictly speaking, she, uh,

she would be entitled to play on the boy's team.

Uh, unofficially,

however, and, uh, this is based on past experience

we do try to discourage girls from trying out.

I mean, uh, it does affect the caliber of play.

And we found that parents can be a little sensitive

to co-ed activities.

Especially at that age.

It's nothing personal against the girl, Willy.

It the sake for the game.

I think Kevin's right.

What you're saying, Kevin, correct me if I'm wrong,

is that there's nothing to prevent her from playing...

-officially right? -Well, yeah...

The point is, Willy,

if you keep her on the team you're asking for trouble.

Well, why don't we cross that bridge when we come to it, Bill?

Gentlemen.

I've got a game to play.

Bill Mark, line 4, Bill Mark, line 4.

Well alright, folks,

I'm Bum Johnson, and welcome to our opening broadcast

of Myrtle bantam hockey

live from the Bobby Orr Community center.

Tonight the Parry Sound All-stars

face off with those demons from Orillia.

And let's bet that this is going to

be a pretty exciting contest.

And while we have a minute...

Don't forget your tickets...

You know it's been 12 years

since I've been in this lousy arena

without your brother.

Nine times out of ten it was to get him out of trouble.

Spear, play the game both ends.

-Hustle. -See you later dad.

There will also be a second prize

a complementary dinner for two

at the romantic Fish Haven restaurant.

He goes straight to Mr. Lumber.

And that's because Mr. Lumber..

...every one of your home hardware.

-Kat! -Oh, hi!

First game, pretty scary huh?

Yeah, I'm really late.

-Good luck! -Thanks a lot!

All your home improvement need,

come to Mr. Lumber.

...following the second period of tonight's game.

Let's talk hockey.

Okay, what about Orillia?

They were strong last year.

They got good facilities down there.

They got a lot of community support.

If they're traditionally weak in any area, it's muscle!

Okay, enough said.

Bill,

what about our own Mr. Lumber Minor Bantam All-Stars?

Well, I'm looking forward to a very exciting season.

And I'd just like to say, that, uh,

Mr. Lumber's very proud

to sponsor amateur sports in this community.

That's terrific, Bill, but let's talk hockey.

What about the girl?

I don't want any horsing around with the puck in our end.

As soon as you see the open man,

hit him with that puck.

Remember, guys, good clean heads up hockey.

Now where's the game?

Up here!

Is there something wrong with my hearing? Where's the game?

Up here!

-What's the word? Desire!

-Who are we, who are we?! -Number one!

Number one!

Yarrow, you start in goal.

-Okay, guys let's get out there! -Yeah we need a quick goal.

Let's go, you guys, let's get a first one.

From my point of view,

if there were kids out there who wanna play hockey

Mr. Lumber's gonna be there to support them.

Well, let's hope she doesn't get creamed.

Alright, the referee for tonight's game

is Doug Ramsey from Lakeside Motors.

License number WST479.

Goal for Parry Sound, number 30

Kathy Yarrow.

And taking the face-off, double 0, Kozak.

And for Orillia, number 17, Burk.

Alright, let's go come on, go!

Look sharp guys!

And we're under way.

Burk wins the draw,

and it's back to number three.

He feeds it ahead for Guinness.

And it's in for the Parry Sound goal

Stay with 'em, stay with 'em.

Don't get hit.

Now Kozak picks it up in his own end

and takes it over the blue lin.

Oh! he splits the defense.

He's going it alone, he shoots. Oh, stopped by the goalie!

What a play!

Watch yourself, keep your head up.

There over the blue line.

Go back on them, Charlie, come on!

He shoots, a weak shot.

Stopped by Yarrow.

And now Guinness in the corner, he touches it,

another shot, stopped by Yarrow.

Take him on, come on.

Come on! Get in there!

Watch him!

Alright, stay with him.

He winds up, he shoots! Oh! He scores!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have a lost child. Would Joey...

Well Yarrow could have been screened on that one,

but I don't think so.

Looks like she had a clear view.

Alright, folks. Looks like a...

Ladies and gentleman,

we have a lost child.

Would Joey Consello please come to the snack bar

or present himself

to the nearest usher or security guard?

He is a biggest 14 year-old

I've ever seen in my entire life.

Gotta be a bit of a heart breaker though

for number 30 Kathy Yarrow.

Her first time out.

It's Kozak at center

Come on, Spear! Get in there!

Oh! A long hard shot

And 07:22

Then it's over.

Pete! You got him.

He hands back the puck.

Kozak takes it alone.

Kozak behind the net. Goes around and scores.

Parry Sound goal, double zero Spear Kozak!

Spear KozaK!

Looking very much like a young Pete Mahovlich out there.

Orillia was watching the open man.

Kozak, snuck around,

slipped it in the far side, Foley never had a chance.

Like on that one shot, big number seven

took from you on the other side.

Oh, nice gloves! you were pretty quick.

Yeah, he does. Very good shot.

Okay, let's talk about the girl.

There's nothing wrong with her.

She can skate.

She knows an elbow pad from a face guard.

But let's face it.

This women's lib stuff is old business.

Sure, girls can play hockey.

But I don't see too many of them playing

for the New York Islanders.

Okay, enough said.

The players are back.

Alright guys, look good, look sharp.

Let's go!

Get in there!

And now it's over to Parry Sound.

Let's move it, move it.

A long pass from McLeod.

It's intercepted.

And he shoots it back into the Parry Sound zone.

Come on, McLeod, get out of there.

Oh, and Goberman steals.

Go, go!

Oh! And a great pass!

Come on, check him, check him!

Come on!

Alright, Spear, let's go. Keep it up, come on, let's go.

Reminder, next Saturday

here at the Beau Gard community center,

we'll be having the Northern Ontario

girls figure skating championship.

These are the semi-finals,

and the winners will go on...

You know both these teams have had their scoring chances,

but let's face it,

all the determination in the world

won't get you a point in the standings

if you don't put the puck in the net.

I'm sorry, that's the way I feel.

And here we are,

the score all tied up at one a piece

and the seconds are ticking away here

at the mid-way point of the period.

A tie, give me a break.

Boring, like kissing your sister.

Sure, you're still puckering your lips,

but the thrill's all gone.

Alright, back to the action.

And it's Armstrong for Orillia.

Go Spear go!

Goberman goes after it

with Guinness in front. There's a loose puck.

Atta boy, Robbie, atta boy!

...and back to Kozak!

And Kozak is over his own blue line.

Kozak, a quick move to the inside, to the back end.

He shoots. He scores!

A magnificent individual effort by this young Spear Kozak.

You know, we've heard a bit about this kid.

86 goals in his final year of pee-wee,

comes from a hockey family,

brother plays junior A over in Oshawa.

If you ask me, I'll tell you what I think,

I think the kid's a-coming.

Alright folks, pressboard problems,

I need a 2x4, a bracket, even a simple screw.

Remember Mr. Lumber has all that and much much more for you.

Alright, back to the action.

How you doing?

Ready to go out there and have some fun?

Assisted by number 10, Leonard McClain.

The time? 13:36

Ladies and gentlemen,

there's a change in the Parry Sound line up.

Coming in for Buck Widdowson is Kathy Yarrow,

now in net for Parry Sound.

Okay, now that's a judgement call.

But you know what I think? A mistake.

I'll tell you why.

First game of the season, a close contest.

Let's protect our lead.

Widdowson may not be fast,

but he's proved that when push comes to shove,

he can stop a puck.

I'm sorry, that's the way I feel.

Alright, guys, look sharp! Look sharp!

Come on, let's go!

Armstrong leaves it for Waverly.

Waverly across to Burt.

Burt to Guinness. A weak shot.

And Yarrow is there to cover u.

There's going to be a roughing penalty coming up for Goberman.

He got a little hot under the collar after the whistle.

And with 5 minutes left in the period,

the Mr. Lumber All-Stars...

Let's bet that that's a pretty nervous coach Willy Lieber

down there behind the bench.

Possibly regretting his decision

to switch goalies at this particular point in the game.

And there's the face-off.

Off to the right of the Parry Sound net.

Kozak clears the puck.

Shoot it in! To me! You got it!

Comes up with the puck for Orillia, he centers it.

Oh! There was no one there.

There goes Pads. Now, Burk has the puck.

It's over to Armstrong another shot!

Yarrow picks it up!

Shoots it back to Armstrong!

He's alone, he's all alone.

He wants-- Oh! A good save by Yarrow.

Yarrow!

Um, nice save.

Thanks. You too.

I mean, good game.

Well, um, my timing was off in the second period.

Well, um...

-I'll see you later. -Bye.

* People talk, people talk when I'm not there *

* People got a lot to say but I don't care *

* Big traps, small traps, blues traps, flapping traps *

* People got a lot to say but I don't care *

* I don't care!

Well, I'm still working on the melody.

What do you think?

It's good.

Those bands are always looking for material.

I'd work on the melody a bit.

And you think after I work on it

I might be able to take it to Queen Street?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Yeah.

Hi, guys. How's it going?

-Nice game, Kath. -Thanks.

Evelyn, what are you doing here?

The bus to Kingston left 20 minutes ago.

Shut up, Buck!

Want some moral fiber?

Buck!

What's this?

You pig, give them back!

Or what?

-Come on Buck. Buck!

This is what you'll all be wearing at Kingston this winter.

Buck.

Knock it off.

-You jerk! Evelyn!

My mom got caught shoplifting.

Two years ago.

What did she steal?

Sunglasses.

And Buck and those morons made up this fairy tale

that she had to go to Kingston.

You know, the slammer.

Can you believe that?

I shouldn't let it bug me so much.

It's just that it's so stupid.

Because she could have just put it on her credit card.

It's okay, Evelyn.

Yeah?

Yeah, right.

So, where'd you meet this guy anyway?

I told you, in school. He's a teacher.

-What kind of teacher? -A chemistry teacher.

But what's he look like?

I don't know,

he's a normal-looking reasonably-attractive person.

Give me a break, Kathy.

What time are you going to be home?

That's my line.

Okay. Well, how do I look?

You look fantastic!

-Doesn't she? -Yeah.

-Bed by 8. -Uh, don't let him try anything.

-Be good. -I will.

Alright.

Do you want me to read you a story?

But you're going to go in the hard way.

* I wish I were a little sparrow *

* and I had wings

* and I could fly

* I'd fly away

* To my one true lover

* and all he'd ask

* I would deny

Kathy?

Is mom going to marry somebody else?

I don't know. Maybe.

Well, I wish she does and then dad comes home.

I don't think dad's going to come home, Laura.

Okay, guys.

Where's the game?

Up here!

What's the word?

Desire!

Who are we?

Number one!

Who are we?

Number one!

Okay, guys, How about a marathon?

A marathon? That's 11 miles!

11 miles there 11 miles back.

Alright, let's talk about it.

Owen Sound, 1974.

They put a girl on the pee-wee team.

There's all sorts of hype.

The girl chokes under pressure

and she's cut.

All right, could happen to anybody.

But that girl's parents say "No way."

The next thing you know, instead of playing hockey

they're tied up in legal battles for four years.

But forget all that. Forget all that.

Let's talk about right now.

Okay? Midland is in town tonight.

They're a tough team. They like to body check.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the Parry sound rotary

would like to remind you that tickets for their annual

citizenship banquet are now on sale.

Tickets are $20 each...

Oh. Hi.

I was just coming to get a towel.

What's bugging you anyway?

What do you mean?

I mean you act like I'm from Mars or something.

I don't believe this.

You're fine, you're great. Okay?

Thanks.

The Parry Sound Mister Lumber Miner Banter All-Stars taking on

the rough and tumble young nationals from Midland.

Making an addition?

Building a new latrine?

Come on down to Mr. Lumber and let their courteous staff

help you select all your building supply needs.

Alright folks, we're almost ready for the opening face-off.

Kozak is at center right for Parry Sound,

and from Midland number 16, Parma,

and play is under way.

Parma wins the draw,

drops it back for Callan and over to Fowler.

The puck jumps into the Parry Sound zone.

It goes into the corner.

Parma scoops it and clears it around the board for Callan.

Callan over to Janero.

McClain goes after the puck.

He loses, and Callan comes up with it.

There's a shot and a good save by Yarrow.

There's a lot of activity around the crease.

Freeland couldn't go after it. There's a pile up on the board.

Come on, Spear, let's go.

He skates to up on the board. Off-center right,

there's just one man back!

He takes it to the right, he scores!

Well, that was something, folks.

Midland puts on the heat, they got caught out of position,

and Kozak waltzes on down there and bangs one home.

...Kozak unassisted.

The time is 9 minutes.

There is a real spoil sport down there,

number 16 on the Young Nationals.

All he wants to do is hang around and harass the goalie.

Now, if they don't call whistle on that,

I am going to go down there personally

and remove that young gentleman from the ice myself.

Alright, enough said.

That's the way I feel. Back to the game.

Alright, Kozak has come off the ice.

And Kramer is in at 7 and the puck is dropped.

McClain fires the puck into Midland territory.

It's picked up by Janero

and fired along the boards for Callan,

and Midland breaks out with a 3 on 2

Hollinger is picked from behind

as the puck is dumped into Parry Sound territory.

And there's more action in the Parry Sound crease.

Let's face it. The refs won.

Alright, the puck is cleared back to the point for Janero.

And over to Callan.

Callan can't get a shot of it.

He bounces on the shot.

And now it's Quinn from Midland

skating around the back of the net.

Goberman slaps Forester on the boards

as the puck has cleared for the blue lines.

Oh, what's this?

Forrester takes it...

... and she tackles him like a football player!

And Kozak is coming off the bench

and he's going after Forester!

Hey, you, you're out of the game!

You, you're gone too!

Don't do me any favors, okay?

Here's something interesting, folks.

It looks like a game misconduct is being handed out to

Yarrow, Kozak, and Forester.

Now, that'll be bit of a blow for the Parry Sound All-Stars.

I'll tell you something, folks.

Kozak, Forester, okay. They deserve it.

Yarrow, a question mark. Okay, so it's a judgement call.

She did bring that forward down,

but I think she was provoked.

I can't help it. That's the way I feel.

Ladies and gentlemen.

We are missing a child.

If somebody knows the whereabouts of Joey Consello,

please come to the snack bar or have him present himself

to the nearest usher or securiy guard right away.

You know, I would have expected this from Bradley,

but not from you.

Will you look at me when I'm talking to you?

You want to throw it away, Spear?

You want to throw it away like your brother?

You want to end up playing on some 5th rig,

Junior A franchise?

You know Bradley could have played anywhere he wanted to.

He could have landed some fancy contract

on an NHL expansion team.

But he couldn't stay out of trouble.

He didn't have the brains, Spear.

You got them. Use them.

What's happening?

It's 4-2. They scored again.

Goberman is in the penalty box.

I've never been thrown out of a game before.

Neither have I.

Hey, Kat.

Don't worry about it. The goon deserved it anyway.

That's the thing, you know?

Nobody around here owns a boat.

It's all the yahoo's from the city

that come up here in the summer and tear the place apart.

I'm from the city.

Yeah, I know, look at you.

What?

No, seriously. What did you mean?

I don't know.

My brother used to work here in the summer

on the boats.

Anyway, there's this big cruiser,

it Kept breaking down.

The owner made a stink and got Brad fired.

So, he loads up a boat and takes it for a spin around town.

For fun, you know?

When he gets back, there's loads of people standing around,

my dad tries to go after him with a belt

like he's a little kid or something.

Right in front of everybody.

Brad turns around and decks him.

What happened?

Nothing, he left town a week later.

Let's go for a spin.

What are you doing here anyway?

I mean, what do you want to play hockey for?

I like it.

What about you?

I don't know, I'm supposed to be in the NHL

by the time I'm 17.

When I'm 17, I'm going to live with my dad in Vancouver.

He's got a house on the beach.

Well, that's nice.

Well, this is it I guess.

I guess.

Well, I'll see you around.

Well, I'll see you at practice.

Oh, yeah.

Well, uh...

You go first.

No, you go first.

Alright, we'll go first together.

Okay.

Yarrow!

What took you so long?

So did he try to feel you up at least?

No!

I know, you got a hickey

and you're too embarrassed to show me.

Excuse me!

Come on! What happened?

We talked!

-And then what? -And then we talked.

Get outta here!

Okay, so we had something to eat then we walked me home.

-He walked you home? -Yes.

Did he kiss you?

Okay, just a little. Okay?

I can't believe it.

Kathy, I'm not going to ask you again.

Supper's almost ready, and the table's not set.

...an easy victory, there comes a humiliating defeat.

Okay, what happens?

They're going through a nose dive.

You'll spoil your supper.

...and so on. Virtually the same sad story

year after year. But forget that!

There's someone I'd like you to meet.

-Yeah? -A friend.

He's coming to dinner on Friday. Is that alright?

Are you involved?

No.

He's the one I told you about. The one I had the date with.

Should Laura and I disappear after dinner?

Kathy! You are going to give me an anxiety attack.

I want to explain something to you, Willy.

I'm running a business here.

Business and when people see Mr. Lumber All-Stars on the ice,

they think about my business and that's the name of the game.

What are you saying, Bill?

Mrs. Lumber. Page 3, look at that.

Mrs. Lumber jolted by young nationals.

Oh, this is harmless, Bill.

You know Bob Jameson, Chamber of Commerce?

Comes up to me and asks how the lumberettes

are going to do against North Bay.

I have half a dozen calls from parents

asking if their daughters are going to be given a try out.

So what?

I want you to take her off the team.

There's no negotiating here, Willy.

Because if not, I withdraw sponsorship,

and if I do, trust me, you can kiss North Bay goodbye.

Don't you even say good morning to your old man?

Hi.

I spoke to Mr. Moss about you yesterday.

Yeah?

He was quite impressed with you.

In spite of what happened the other day.

And he's gone to the trouble

of speaking to some NHL big shots on your behalf.

Personal friends of his.

And he's asked them to come and see you play

against North Bay.

That's great.

Practice.

Yawoh!

We're gonna have a French teacher for the whole year

who has a "W" problem and calls me Yawoh.

Yawoh.

Well, Spear is a pretty funny name.

Spear's normal.

Yeah.

No seriously. Come on!

Remember in the second period...

It's your game guys, nobody can tell you how to play.

Kathy, can I talk to you for a sec?

Buck, take over for me, will you?

Guys, set up some two on ones.

What's going on?

Kathy got the axe.

Why?

Mr. Lumber.

Come on, you tomato heads, move it!

Kathy, you okay?

Kathy!

I don't feel like talking right now.

Come on. Hollinger, figure it out.

Who else is gonna stick up for her, if we don't?

Besides, she's really good.

Come on, you guys. It'll be great.

They do it all the time in the majors.

Buck, forget it! I can't go on strike.

My dad's got a 150 bucks on the game.

I say, we go for it. Screw North Bay!

That's right, we just say we won't play without her.

Moss will come crawling on his hands and knees

begging us to play.

He'll give us all the girls we want.

What if it doesn't work?

Then I guess, we forfeit the tournament.

My dad will kill me.

Hollinger, it's not fair, and you know it.

What do you think, Spear?

I can't forfeit the tournament.

Hi, how's it going?

I don't get you, Spear.

What?

You should of stoop up for her.

They would've listened to you.

This chicken is special, Alice.

More corn, please.

Right in front of you, pumpkin, here.

Here you go.

Would you like some more, Mark?

I understand you're somewhat of a hockey player, Kathy.

I bet that raises a few eyebrows, huh?

Uh, Martin, would you please pass the brussel sprouts?

I used to play a little myself, way back when.

Old shifty Nelson, they used to call me.

You know why? I'll tell you why.

Because I used to play on every shift.

Do I have to listen to this crap?

Kathy! You apologize to Mr. Nelson.

Mr. Nelson? I thought it was Shifty.

Kathy, don't you dare leave this table!

Sit down, Nelson!

Kathy, how could you do that?

I hope you feel better because I am embarrassed and humiliated.

How could you be so selfish, Kathy?

-Me? -Shh! Talk quietly.

He's a creep!

You have no right to make that judgement.

I'm going to my room.

You are not the first person in the world

to suffer a difficult let down, Kathy.

You'll get over it.

Get away from me!

You don't understand anything!

You think Wayne Gretzky's a baseball player!

Oh, Kathy.

God, I wish dad was here,

Hi, is mom asleep?

Mhm. Spear, come here. Take a look at this.

Bradley's hat trick against Slumsville, remember?

They couldn't touch him.

Remember that?

Beautiful.

Oh, hey, Kath, I don't know why people drink this stuff.

It's horrible!

Come on, bag lady. Your turn. Go for it.

Listen, you gotta put it out of your mind.

I told you, hockey players are goons.

That's the spirit!

* Big traps

* Small traps, blues traps, flapping traps *

* People got a lot to say but I don't care *

* I don't care! Woo!

Let's get out of here.

And go where?

Queen Street!

Seriously, my cousin will put us up.

It'll be great!

-Okay! -Seriously?

Yeah!

Okay.

This place is a hole, right?

Yeah.

Okay then.

Let's go!

-Okay! -Okay?

-Okay! -Okay.

We're going to Queen Street.

-Okay? -Okay!

Wait, oh!

-Alright! -Okay!

-Okay! -Okay! We're going to Queen St.!

Why can't we just...

You gotta get over here.

You gotta get to the house.

I'm telling you, it's the one at the top.

How do you know so?

Trust me, I know!

Okay.

Spear! -Shh!

You get down here right now!

Evelyn!

Bingo.

What if his dad answers?

Yarrow! Yarrow!

-Hi. -Hi.

How's it going?

Well, I wanted to wish you good luck against North Bay.

Hey...

Where's the game?

North Bay.

Up here.

Well, I'll see you around.

Bye.

I hope you two are still friends.

I don't feel too well.

Okay, I'll take you home.

Okay, North bay. What's the secret?

Training facilities?

Better players?

Coaching?

Uh-huh, none of the above.

Psychology. That's the ticket.

...number of consecutive seasons.

Now, that's a lot of credit in the bank.

Now, our boys have to rise to the occasion

and forget about seasons gone by.

Okay, how do we turn the table?

-Hi. -Hi.

...on the forward line. Good goaltending. Solid defense...

Do you want to go shopping with me later?

I have a very exciting morning

planned in the frozen food section.

No, thanks.

Do you want to go to the game?

I'll drive you if you want.

Hockey sucks.

Spear, come on! It's time to go.

Spear!

The guys from North Bay!

Can I have some Gatorade over here, please?

Come on, who's got the water?

I have it.

Hey, Goberman, where's the game?

-Up here. -Quiet, Goberman.

Pass me some, uh, white tape, please, white tape.

Thanks a lot.

Can you hand me my third stick over there?

Second from the right.

Can someone pass my goalie stick too?

Goberman, man, give me my glove!

Alright, where's Spear?

I don't know.

Alright, who's got my jock?

You're in for a treat.

Hey, William. Where's your kid?

I wish I knew.

There's some people I want him to meet.

Where's your stuff?

-What? -Where's your stuff?

Come on, let's go.

Um, what are you doing here?

-You got a game. -I know I've got a game.

If you don't hurry, there's no way I'm going to make it.

Come on!

Ladies and gentleman, we are still looking

for the whereabouts of Joey Consello.

Where's Spear?

He's not in the dressing room?

Hollinger, you're in for Spear.

Good luck, Hollinger.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Please rise for our national anthem.

* Our home and native land

* True patriot love in all thy sons command *

* With glowing hearts we see thee rise *

* The True North strong and free *

* O Canada, O Canada

This is ridiculous! What's going on?

* God keep our land

* glorious and free

* Oh Canada!

Spear, forget it! There's nothing you can do.

* O Canada

And there's tremendous excitement

here in the air today,

as the teams converge on center ice

for the opening faceoff.

Hey! Where's the game?

Come on, Buck, Hollinger, where's the game?

Wait a second, folks. There seems to be some sort

of disturbance just around the Parry Sound bench.

Come on, you guys, come on!

Where's the game?

Up here!

Yeah, what's the word?

Desire!

Yeah, come on, who are we?

Number 1!

Who are we?

Number 1!

Alright!

Yeah, that's right, we're number one!

We're number one!

Now, they're chanting something.

I can't quite make it out from up here. I...

Uh, we'll be right back after this commercial message.

What's going on?

I think it's called a strike, Bill.

Strike? What for?

Well, unofficially, I'd say it's for the girl.

Get out there and talk to them.

Well, what would you like me to say, Bill?

I don't give a damn, just get them out of the ice.

Kathy.

Uh, look at that.

-Put her on! Kathy!

Spear, I'm okay. I mean, just get out there.

Hey, where's the game?

Look, don't blow it. Not for me.

You're supposed to be in the NHL by the time you're 17, remember?

I know.

Yarrow.

Change in the wash room.

And the crowd is going nuts!

I'll tell you what I think.

I think she's going to play today after all.

I'm Bum Johnson,

and we'll be right back with the start of this unusual game.

* Sometimes you feel like a million-dollar bill *

* Sometimes you feel like a dime *

* But when it gets down to the wire *

* And you gotta climb one step higher *

* Reach into yourself just one more time *

* You're making a stand making a stand *

* Taking it to the limit

* Prize in your hands

* You're making a stand

* Making a stand

* Take the moment and run away

* So much pain and if you want to spend the time *

* You'll find you never see daylight *

* But all it takes is you

* Know what you've got to do

* When you hide the night away the sun shines through *

* You're making a stand

* Making a stand

* Taking it to the limit

* Prize in your hand

* Making a stand

* Making a stand

* Take the moment and run away

Ladies and Gentlemen,

we have found Joey Consello.

Would Mr. and Mrs. Consello or any relations to Joey Consello

please come to the snack bar.