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Now come on,

let's let
the kids learn properly.

I'm sorry,
that's the way I feel.

Thanks for calling, Kim.
Okay, next caller.

Good morning,
you're on Hockey Talk Back.

Ah, yeah, hi Bum,

this is Murray
from, uh, Fish Haven.

I've seen every All-Star
tournament since 1965 and...

I've seen how
those boys get trained.

And I was thinking, uh, maybe
we should raise some money and

send Coach Lieber
and some of the better players

over to Russia and
see how they train there.

Okay, Murray,
that's an interesting point.

Let's talk about it:
Russia.

They got some
innovative techniques.

I understand they can teach
chickens to live underwater.

But let's face it,

they got a whole different
system over there, Murray.

And let me ask you something,
Murray.

How would you feel
if the government told you

that your 5 year old boy
had to go to play hockey?

That's the way they do it over
there, you know?

Let's bet you wouldn't feel
too good about it.

Sorry, Murray,
that's the way I feel.

I'm sorry, I don't want to talk
about it anymore.

* For all your
home improvement needs... *

What are you doing up so early?

The ice is in.

Oh...

* ...going to make you smile.

* So come on in
We'll treat you right...*

Oh!

Bradley called last night.

* For all your
home improvement... *

Yeah?

Yeah, he got thrown out of the
game against Peterborough.

Punched a referee in the face.

Hey Bum, it's Curtis here,

from North Bay. Yeah...

Have a good practice.

Have 'em suck
on a frozen doorknob.

Ok, Curtis,
there's a point of view.

Tell you what I think,

sour grapes, I'm sorry
but that's the way I feel.

Hey, Spear!

Hey, Spear!

We're going down to the docks
to watch her take the boat in.

You wanna come?

How about some fries
at the Three Star?

I'll see you down there later.

What's the matter with you?

Try-outs aren't
for another week.

Told you. He's hopeless.

What is it?

* On your toes

* A glove on your toesy
toesy toes *

* Did you ever wear a glove
On your toesy toesy toes? *

* Did you ever wear a glove
On your toesy toesy toes? *

I thought you said
this was a city.

It is a city. Just happens
to be a little modest.

You mean tiny?

Medium-sized.

Welcome to Parry Sound.

Smell it.
You've got lots of fresh air.

Wide open spaces.
A real sense of community.

You need to know
how lucky you really are.

Come on, Kathy.
Buck up.

We have landed on the moon.

Laura! Settle.

That goes
in the big bedroom.

No, I mean
in the living room.

No, no, wait. Yeah, leave it
in the living room.

Oh, leave it anywhere.

Oh, Laura, honey!

I asked you not
to unpack anything

until we were organized.

I can't find
my kitchen utensils anywhere.

Kat? Is the rest
of the car unpacked?

Not yet.

Laura, please take these
into your room

and unpack them there, okay?

Hi.

Is that your guitar?

Yeah.

You're from the city,
aren't you?

How's Queen Street?

Fine, I guess.

I was down there last summer.
Amazing!

What a zoo!
You ever go to the Rivoli?

My cousin got me in.

She plays lead
for Stale Blood.

Ever heard of them?
Purple hair? Spiked?

I've never heard of them.

They're really big
on Queen Street.

Well, what do you play?

Different stuff.

I'm very heavy into rock.

My name's Evelyn.
I live over there.

Kathy Yarrow.

Welcome to the armpit
of North America.

I heard your brother went down
against Peterborough.

I thought your brother
was in the west

driving a demolition derby.

That's what Hollinger says.

-Hollinger.
-I didn't say that.

He's with the Oshawa Generals,
isn't he, Spear?

What'd he go there for?

Oshawa hasn't won the cup
in five years.

Why do you think
they wanted Brad?

Besides, they offered
him the best deal.

Hey, Spear, come here!
It's Lieber.

He's with the A&P girl.

I don't know.

I don't think
she's so attractive, dude.

I mean, no cheek bones at all.

Oh my god.

I think the car
is way better looking.

Hey, coach,
are we invited to the wedding?

You all set for the try out
on Saturday, Spear?

Good boy.

Goberman wants to know
if she has a sister.

You guys, the All Stars,
where you been, huh?

I see Spear on the ice.

I see Spear getting in shape.

-Hey, Buck.
-Yo!

What the heck have
you been doing all summer?

Don't you know what that donut

will do to your
cardiovascular system?

It poisons it.

Genius.

What do you think guys?

Should I put a donut-junkie
in goal this year, huh?

I'm the only goalie you got.

Turner's got mono.

Hey, buddy. Nobody's guaranteed
a position on the team.

Gotta be in shape.

That goes for the rest of you
hot dogs.

Nice going, brown nose.

How you doing?

Okay.

Okay, okay?
Or okay, not so good?

Okay, a bit of both.

How about you?

Okay.

Well, it's great in the summer.

The place is crawling with guys.
I'm totally serious.

Parties on the beach
every night.

But this time of year,
forget it: Dead city.

Unless you like watching
the boys play hockey.

But what do you do for fun?

They haven't invented it yet.

When's your dad coming up,
anyway?

He's not coming up.

Oh.

Divorced, huh?

Separated.

Same thing.

I guess.

Was it one of those
real messy ones?

There must be something
to do around here.

See, that's Spear.

Pretty cute...

for a hockey player.

Ready to go yet?

What about the girl's team?

Serious?

You play hockey?

I used to.

Do yourself a favor,
don't tell anybody.

I had the most
unbelievable day today.

There are 35 kids
in my class

and all of them
have braces and pimples.

I was terrified, but the other
teachers are very supportive.

Oh! And I also have my very own
parking space with my name,

"Alice Yarrow"
in big red letters.

How 'bout them apples, eh?

That's great.

And I met Laura's teacher,

who's wonderful,
isn't she pumpkin?

How was your day?
How'd you make out?

Fine.

That's it? Fine? No gossip?
News? Innuendo?

Come on, Kathy.
How was your school?

Okay.

When are we going
to have a real meal?

Try New Years.

Kathy, let's try
to make an effort

to have things go smoothly
for a change, eh?

Well, what am I supposed to do
around here?

I don't know.
What other kids do around here?

Nothing!

Kathy, I can't figure out
your life for you.

It's not easy for me.

I haven't taught school
in 10 years,

and it's not easy
for Laura either.

You're just going
to have to cope.

What about hockey?

Mom, I'm not
12 years old anymore.

Besides, they don't even
have a girls' team.

Fine. Then just stay
in your room

until you're
old enough to go to University.

Are you crazy?

That's all those guys ever do:
skate and shoot.

I'm serious. You're never going
to live it down.

We were city champions
last year.

Yeah, in the girl's league.

Hey, Evelyn!

Seat sale in Kingston this week.
Pass it on.

Oh, god.
It's the losers four.

Oh, you must
be Evelyn's bodyguard.

McClain, give it a rest!

Excuse me, would you mind
passing the sugar?

If it's not too much trouble.

Thank you very much.

Evelyn, that's the oldest gag
in the world.

You guys are such jerks!

I'm blind! God help me!

That's the sad fact of it,
Kath.

Hockey players are
just not normal.

It's in their genes
or something.

Wait till summer, really.

Hi, Evelyn.

How's it going?

Fine.

Well, uh,
um, bye.

Cute or what?

Okay, now that's a good point.

Hey, Ernie, wait up!

They're very competitive.

and sometimes we don't give our
own kids a fair chance, okay.

As the tryout system...

I put the question to you,

drown me out,
let me know how you feel.

I'm Bum...

Okay, guys, listen up.

Line one will be Hollinger,
McClain and Kozak.

Two will be Langley,
Buford, and Hamilton.

Three will be Deupree,
Fertlanger, and Widdowson.

We'll do some one-on-ones
and some give-and-goes.

Hey,
Goberman's sister says that

she'd strip
for the whole team this year

if we beat North Bay.

She did not!

Forget it Goberman.
There's nothing to see anyway.

There is so.

I don't want to see any of you
guys who played last year

slacking off, okay?

You new guys, do the best you
can, we'll see you out there.

Okay, let's go!

Can I help you?

I'd like to try out.

We don't have
a girls' team here.

I know.

Uh, let me see.

There's a girl's field hockey
team over at the school.

-You can give that a shot.

Scarborough Hawks,

city champions,
two years running,

2.1 goals against average,

9 regular season shut-outs,
MVP in divisional finals,

and a fast glove hand.

Hey, Buck,
she's goalie.

Alright, you can change
in the washroom.

Excuse me?

Excuse me!

Can I get in?

I gotta go to the washroom.
The boy's is broken.

I gotta go real bad.

He's not kidding!

Please!

Open the door!

Alright guys, one at a time.

Pick your hole and remember
keep your head up.

Alright guys,
look good, look sharp.

Let's go!

Where'd you learn
how to play hockey?

My dad taught me.

Woo!

I made the team.

What?

I made the team!

-I made the team!
-That's great!

I made it. I'm so happy!

Oh, that's wonderful!
I'm so proud of you!

Oh, this is great!

Okay, let's move it!
I want to see some enthusiasm.

I want to see
the mindless dedication

to physical perfection.

Come on, let's go!

Alright, first one down
to the docks

wins the washer and dryer.

Clark.

* Sometimes you feel like
a million-dollar bill *

* Sometimes you feel
like a dime *

* But when it gets
down to the wire *

* And you gotta climb
one step higher *

* Reach into yourself
just one more time *

* Making a stand
making a stand *

* Take it to the limit

* Prize in your hands

* Making a stand

* Making a stand

Woo!

* Take the moment and run away

You okay?

What'd you stop for?

What?

I said,
"What did you stop for?"

I don't know.
What difference does it make?

You had me beat.

Hey, coach! I found them!
They're alive!

You two rather be alone?

I tell you, Bill,
everything's gone up.

Ice time is killing this.
Sticks, pucks, sweaters, tape.

Of course I need more money,
everything's going up.

Do we have a winner?

What's your guess?

Well it's a little early to say.

Definitely have some talent
out there though.

What about North Bay?

Are we going to
take them this year?

I hope so.

Who's that kid?

Remember Brad Kozak?

Kozak...

That nutcase?
Of the boat, down Main Street?

That's his kid brother,
Spear.

The kid scored
86 goals last year, Bill.

Pretty sharp.

He is hot.

Okay fellas,
four weeks we got

the big tournament
with North Bay.

Now, they beat us
pretty bad last year.

So we gotta be really hungry.

Between now and then
we got two other tough games.

If you're going to
make any mistakes,

-make them in practice.
-God, nuke North Bay!

Alright! Nuke North Bay!

You tell them, alright!

-Guy listen up!
-Alright!

Didn't mean to interrupt.

Hi, guys.

Some of you remember me
from last year.

I'm Bill Moss.

I've been sponsoring
this team for...

well... a long time.
As a matter of fact,

I gave some of the
pretty big names in hockey

their start, right here
in this arena.

So remember when you walk
through this door

you're not just hockey players,

you're all stars.

And that carries with a certain
amount of responsibility.

The eyes of the whole community,

remember, are on you.

But if you play hard,
if you work hard

if you're winners,

then you'll have something

that nobody
can take away from you.

Herpes.

Pride,

self-respect,

and a place

in that great tradition...

Of All-Star hockey.

Now, you do it.

Good looking bunch,
Willy.

Same speech ever year.

Well, officially of course,

uh, the league's position
is, uh,

well, uh, as the law states,

I mean, there isn't
a girls' team in the area.

So, uh, strictly speaking,
she, uh,

she would be entitled
to play on the boy's team.

Uh, unofficially,

however, and, uh, this is based
on past experience

we do try to discourage girls
from trying out.

I mean, uh, it does affect
the caliber of play.

And we found that parents
can be a little sensitive

to co-ed activities.

Especially at that age.

It's nothing personal
against the girl, Willy.

It the sake for the game.

I think Kevin's right.

What you're saying, Kevin,
correct me if I'm wrong,

is that there's nothing
to prevent her from playing...

-officially right?
-Well, yeah...

The point is, Willy,

if you keep her on the team
you're asking for trouble.

Well, why don't we cross that
bridge when we come to it, Bill?

Gentlemen.

I've got a game to play.

Bill Mark,
line 4, Bill Mark, line 4.

Well alright, folks,

I'm Bum Johnson, and welcome
to our opening broadcast

of Myrtle bantam hockey

live from the Bobby Orr
Community center.

Tonight
the Parry Sound All-stars

face off with those demons
from Orillia.

And let's bet that
this is going to

be a pretty exciting contest.

And while we have a minute...

Don't forget your tickets...

You know it's been 12 years

since I've been
in this lousy arena

without your brother.

Nine times out of ten it was
to get him out of trouble.

Spear, play the game both ends.

-Hustle.
-See you later dad.

There will also
be a second prize

a complementary dinner for two

at the romantic Fish Haven
restaurant.

He goes straight to Mr. Lumber.

And that's because Mr. Lumber..

...every one
of your home hardware.

-Kat!
-Oh, hi!

First game, pretty scary huh?

Yeah, I'm really late.

-Good luck!
-Thanks a lot!

All your home improvement need,

come to Mr. Lumber.

...following the
second period of tonight's game.

Let's talk hockey.

Okay, what about Orillia?

They were strong last year.

They got good facilities
down there.

They got a lot of
community support.

If they're traditionally weak
in any area, it's muscle!

Okay, enough said.

Bill,

what about our own Mr. Lumber
Minor Bantam All-Stars?

Well, I'm looking forward
to a very exciting season.

And I'd just like to say,
that, uh,

Mr. Lumber's very proud

to sponsor amateur sports
in this community.

That's terrific, Bill,
but let's talk hockey.

What about the girl?

I don't want any horsing around
with the puck in our end.

As soon as you see
the open man,

hit him with that puck.

Remember, guys,
good clean heads up hockey.

Now where's the game?

Up here!

Is there something wrong with
my hearing? Where's the game?

Up here!

-What's the word?
Desire!

-Who are we, who are we?!
-Number one!

Number one!

Yarrow, you start in goal.

-Okay, guys let's get out there!
-Yeah we need a quick goal.

Let's go, you guys,
let's get a first one.

From my point of view,

if there were kids out there
who wanna play hockey

Mr. Lumber's gonna be there
to support them.

Well, let's hope
she doesn't get creamed.

Alright, the referee
for tonight's game

is Doug Ramsey
from Lakeside Motors.

License number WST479.

Goal for Parry Sound,
number 30

Kathy Yarrow.

And taking the face-off,
double 0, Kozak.

And for Orillia, number 17,
Burk.

Alright, let's go
come on, go!

Look sharp guys!

And we're under way.

Burk wins the draw,

and it's back to number three.

He feeds it ahead for Guinness.

And it's in for
the Parry Sound goal

Stay with 'em, stay with 'em.

Don't get hit.

Now Kozak picks
it up in his own end

and takes it over the blue lin.

Oh! he splits the defense.

He's going it alone, he shoots.
Oh, stopped by the goalie!

What a play!

Watch yourself,
keep your head up.

There over the blue line.

Go back on them,
Charlie, come on!

He shoots, a weak shot.

Stopped by Yarrow.

And now Guinness in the corner,
he touches it,

another shot,
stopped by Yarrow.

Take him on, come on.

Come on! Get in there!

Watch him!

Alright, stay with him.

He winds up, he shoots!
Oh! He scores!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we have a lost child.
Would Joey...

Well Yarrow could have been
screened on that one,

but I don't think so.

Looks like she had
a clear view.

Alright, folks.
Looks like a...

Ladies and gentleman,

we have a lost child.

Would Joey Consello
please come to the snack bar

or present himself

to the nearest usher
or security guard?

He is a biggest 14 year-old

I've ever seen
in my entire life.

Gotta be a bit of
a heart breaker though

for number 30 Kathy Yarrow.

Her first time out.

It's Kozak at center

Come on, Spear! Get in there!

Oh! A long hard shot

And 07:22

Then it's over.

Pete! You got him.

He hands back the puck.

Kozak takes it alone.

Kozak behind the net.
Goes around and scores.

Parry Sound
goal, double zero Spear Kozak!

Spear KozaK!

Looking very much like a young
Pete Mahovlich out there.

Orillia was watching
the open man.

Kozak, snuck around,

slipped it in the far side,
Foley never had a chance.

Like on that one
shot, big number seven

took from you on the other side.

Oh, nice gloves!
you were pretty quick.

Yeah, he does.
Very good shot.

Okay, let's talk about the girl.

There's nothing wrong with her.

She can skate.

She knows an elbow pad
from a face guard.

But let's face it.

This women's lib stuff
is old business.

Sure, girls can play hockey.

But I don't see
too many of them playing

for the New York Islanders.

Okay, enough said.

The players are back.

Alright guys,
look good, look sharp.

Let's go!

Get in there!

And now it's
over to Parry Sound.

Let's move it, move it.

A long pass from McLeod.

It's intercepted.

And he shoots it back
into the Parry Sound zone.

Come on, McLeod,
get out of there.

Oh, and Goberman steals.

Go, go!

Oh! And a great pass!

Come on, check him, check him!

Come on!

Alright, Spear, let's go.
Keep it up, come on, let's go.

Reminder, next Saturday

here at the Beau Gard
community center,

we'll be having
the Northern Ontario

girls figure skating
championship.

These are the semi-finals,

and the winners will go on...

You know both these teams have
had their scoring chances,

but let's face it,

all the determination
in the world

won't get you
a point in the standings

if you don't put
the puck in the net.

I'm sorry,
that's the way I feel.

And here we are,

the score all tied up
at one a piece

and the seconds
are ticking away here

at the mid-way point
of the period.

A tie, give me a break.

Boring, like kissing
your sister.

Sure, you're still
puckering your lips,

but the thrill's all gone.

Alright, back to the action.

And it's Armstrong for Orillia.

Go Spear go!

Goberman goes after it

with Guinness in front.
There's a loose puck.

Atta boy, Robbie, atta boy!

...and back to Kozak!

And Kozak is over
his own blue line.

Kozak, a quick move to the
inside, to the back end.

He shoots. He scores!

A magnificent individual effort
by this young Spear Kozak.

You know, we've heard a bit
about this kid.

86 goals in his final year
of pee-wee,

comes from a hockey family,

brother plays junior A
over in Oshawa.

If you ask me, I'll tell you
what I think,

I think the kid's a-coming.

Alright folks,
pressboard problems,

I need a 2x4, a bracket,
even a simple screw.

Remember Mr. Lumber has all that
and much much more for you.

Alright, back to the action.

How you doing?

Ready to go out there
and have some fun?

Assisted
by number 10, Leonard McClain.

The time? 13:36

Ladies and gentlemen,

there's a change
in the Parry Sound line up.

Coming in for Buck Widdowson
is Kathy Yarrow,

now in net for Parry Sound.

Okay, now that's
a judgement call.

But you know what I think?
A mistake.

I'll tell you why.

First game of the season,
a close contest.

Let's protect our lead.

Widdowson may not be fast,

but he's proved that
when push comes to shove,

he can stop a puck.

I'm sorry,
that's the way I feel.

Alright, guys, look sharp!
Look sharp!

Come on, let's go!

Armstrong leaves it
for Waverly.

Waverly across to Burt.

Burt to Guinness.
A weak shot.

And Yarrow is there to cover u.

There's going to be a roughing
penalty coming up for Goberman.

He got a little hot under
the collar after the whistle.

And with 5 minutes
left in the period,

the Mr. Lumber All-Stars...

Let's bet that that's a pretty
nervous coach Willy Lieber

down there behind the bench.

Possibly regretting his decision

to switch goalies at this
particular point in the game.

And there's the face-off.

Off to the right
of the Parry Sound net.

Kozak clears the puck.

Shoot it in! To me! You got it!

Comes up with the puck
for Orillia, he centers it.

Oh!
There was no one there.

There goes Pads.
Now, Burk has the puck.

It's over to Armstrong
another shot!

Yarrow picks it up!

Shoots it back to Armstrong!

He's alone, he's all alone.

He wants--
Oh! A good save by Yarrow.

Yarrow!

Um, nice save.

Thanks. You too.

I mean, good game.

Well, um, my timing was off
in the second period.

Well, um...

-I'll see you later.
-Bye.

* People talk, people talk
when I'm not there *

* People got a lot to say
but I don't care *

* Big traps, small traps, blues
traps, flapping traps *

* People got a lot to say
but I don't care *

* I don't care!

Well, I'm still working
on the melody.

What do you think?

It's good.

Those bands are always
looking for material.

I'd work
on the melody a bit.

And you think after I work on it

I might be able to take
it to Queen Street?

-Yeah.
-Yeah?

Yeah.

Hi, guys. How's it going?

-Nice game, Kath.
-Thanks.

Evelyn, what are you doing here?

The bus to Kingston left
20 minutes ago.

Shut up, Buck!

Want some moral fiber?

Buck!

What's this?

You pig, give them back!

Or what?

-Come on Buck.
Buck!

This is what you'll all be
wearing at Kingston this winter.

Buck.

Knock it off.

-You jerk!
Evelyn!

My mom got caught
shoplifting.

Two years ago.

What did she steal?

Sunglasses.

And Buck and those morons made
up this fairy tale

that she had to go to Kingston.

You know, the slammer.

Can you believe that?

I shouldn't let it bug
me so much.

It's just that it's so stupid.

Because she could have just put
it on her credit card.

It's okay, Evelyn.

Yeah?

Yeah, right.

So, where'd you meet
this guy anyway?

I told you, in school.
He's a teacher.

-What kind of teacher?
-A chemistry teacher.

But what's he look like?

I don't know,

he's a normal-looking
reasonably-attractive person.

Give me a break, Kathy.

What time are you
going to be home?

That's my line.

Okay. Well, how do I look?

You look fantastic!

-Doesn't she?
-Yeah.

-Bed by 8.
-Uh, don't let him try anything.

-Be good.
-I will.

Alright.

Do you want me to read you
a story?

But you're going to go
in the hard way.

* I wish I were
a little sparrow *

* and I had wings

* and I could fly

* I'd fly away

* To my one true lover

* and all he'd ask

* I would deny

Kathy?

Is mom going to marry
somebody else?

I don't know. Maybe.

Well, I wish she does
and then dad comes home.

I don't think dad's
going to come home, Laura.

Okay, guys.

Where's the game?

Up here!

What's the word?

Desire!

Who are we?

Number one!

Who are we?

Number one!

Okay, guys,
How about a marathon?

A marathon?
That's 11 miles!

11 miles there
11 miles back.

Alright, let's talk about it.

Owen Sound, 1974.

They put a girl
on the pee-wee team.

There's all sorts of hype.

The girl chokes under pressure

and she's cut.

All right,
could happen to anybody.

But that girl's parents say
"No way."

The next thing you know,
instead of playing hockey

they're tied up
in legal battles for four years.

But forget all that.
Forget all that.

Let's talk about right now.

Okay? Midland is
in town tonight.

They're a tough team.
They like to body check.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the Parry sound rotary

would like to remind you
that tickets for their annual

citizenship banquet
are now on sale.

Tickets are $20 each...

Oh. Hi.

I was just coming
to get a towel.

What's bugging you anyway?

What do you mean?

I mean you act
like I'm from Mars or something.

I don't believe this.

You're fine, you're great.
Okay?

Thanks.

The Parry Sound Mister Lumber
Miner Banter All-Stars taking on

the rough and tumble young
nationals from Midland.

Making an addition?

Building a new latrine?

Come on down to Mr. Lumber and
let their courteous staff

help you select all your
building supply needs.

Alright folks, we're almost
ready for the opening face-off.

Kozak is at center right
for Parry Sound,

and from Midland number 16,
Parma,

and play is under way.

Parma wins the draw,

drops it back for Callan
and over to Fowler.

The puck jumps into
the Parry Sound zone.

It goes into the corner.

Parma scoops it and clears it
around the board for Callan.

Callan over to Janero.

McClain goes after the puck.

He loses, and Callan comes up
with it.

There's a shot and a good save
by Yarrow.

There's a lot of activity
around the crease.

Freeland couldn't go after it.
There's a pile up on the board.

Come on, Spear,
let's go.

He skates to up on the board.
Off-center right,

there's just one man back!

He takes it to the right,
he scores!

Well, that was something, folks.

Midland puts on the heat,
they got caught out of position,

and Kozak waltzes on down there
and bangs one home.

...Kozak unassisted.

The time is 9 minutes.

There is a real spoil
sport down there,

number 16
on the Young Nationals.

All he wants to do is hang
around and harass the goalie.

Now, if they don't call
whistle on that,

I am going
to go down there personally

and remove that young gentleman
from the ice myself.

Alright, enough said.

That's the way I feel.
Back to the game.

Alright, Kozak
has come off the ice.

And Kramer is in at 7
and the puck is dropped.

McClain fires the puck
into Midland territory.

It's picked up by Janero

and fired along the boards
for Callan,

and Midland breaks out
with a 3 on 2

Hollinger is picked from behind

as the puck is dumped
into Parry Sound territory.

And there's more action
in the Parry Sound crease.

Let's face it.
The refs won.

Alright, the puck is cleared
back to the point for Janero.

And over to Callan.

Callan can't get a shot of it.

He bounces on the shot.

And now it's Quinn from Midland

skating around the back
of the net.

Goberman slaps Forester
on the boards

as the puck has cleared
for the blue lines.

Oh, what's this?

Forrester takes it...

... and she tackles him
like a football player!

And Kozak is coming off
the bench

and he's going after
Forester!

Hey, you,
you're out of the game!

You, you're gone too!

Don't do me any favors, okay?

Here's something
interesting, folks.

It looks like a game misconduct
is being handed out to

Yarrow, Kozak, and Forester.

Now, that'll be bit of a blow
for the Parry Sound All-Stars.

I'll tell you something, folks.

Kozak, Forester, okay.
They deserve it.

Yarrow, a question mark.
Okay, so it's a judgement call.

She did bring that forward down,

but I think she was provoked.

I can't help it.
That's the way I feel.

Ladies and gentlemen.

We are missing a child.

If somebody knows the
whereabouts of Joey Consello,

please come to the snack bar
or have him present himself

to the nearest usher or securiy
guard right away.

You know, I would have expected
this from Bradley,

but not from you.

Will you look at me
when I'm talking to you?

You want to throw it away,
Spear?

You want to throw it away like
your brother?

You want to end up playing
on some 5th rig,

Junior A franchise?

You know Bradley could have
played anywhere he wanted to.

He could have landed
some fancy contract

on an NHL expansion team.

But he couldn't stay
out of trouble.

He didn't have
the brains, Spear.

You got them.
Use them.

What's happening?

It's 4-2. They scored again.

Goberman is in the penalty box.

I've never been thrown
out of a game before.

Neither have I.

Hey, Kat.

Don't worry about it.
The goon deserved it anyway.

That's the thing, you know?

Nobody around here owns a boat.

It's all the yahoo's
from the city

that come up here in the summer
and tear the place apart.

I'm from the city.

Yeah, I know, look at you.

What?

No, seriously.
What did you mean?

I don't know.

My brother used to work here
in the summer

on the boats.

Anyway,
there's this big cruiser,

it Kept breaking down.

The owner made a stink
and got Brad fired.

So, he loads up a boat and takes
it for a spin around town.

For fun, you know?

When he gets back, there's loads
of people standing around,

my dad tries to go
after him with a belt

like he's a little kid
or something.

Right in front of everybody.

Brad turns around and decks him.

What happened?

Nothing, he left town
a week later.

Let's go for a spin.

What are you doing here anyway?

I mean, what do you want to play
hockey for?

I like it.

What about you?

I don't know, I'm supposed
to be in the NHL

by the time I'm 17.

When I'm 17, I'm going to live
with my dad in Vancouver.

He's got a house on the beach.

Well, that's nice.

Well, this is it I guess.

I guess.

Well, I'll see you around.

Well, I'll see you at practice.

Oh, yeah.

Well, uh...

You go first.

No, you go first.

Alright, we'll
go first together.

Okay.

Yarrow!

What took you so long?

So did he try
to feel you up at least?

No!

I know, you got a hickey

and you're too embarrassed
to show me.

Excuse me!

Come on! What happened?

We talked!

-And then what?
-And then we talked.

Get outta here!

Okay, so we had something to eat
then we walked me home.

-He walked you home?
-Yes.

Did he kiss you?

Okay, just a little. Okay?

I can't believe it.

Kathy, I'm not going to ask
you again.

Supper's almost ready,
and the table's not set.

...an easy victory, there
comes a humiliating defeat.

Okay, what happens?

They're going through
a nose dive.

You'll spoil your supper.

...and so on.
Virtually the same sad story

year after year.
But forget that!

There's someone
I'd like you to meet.

-Yeah?
-A friend.

He's coming to dinner on Friday.
Is that alright?

Are you involved?

No.

He's the one I told you about.
The one I had the date with.

Should Laura and I disappear
after dinner?

Kathy! You are going to give me
an anxiety attack.

I want to explain something
to you, Willy.

I'm running a business here.

Business and when people see
Mr. Lumber All-Stars on the ice,

they think about my business
and that's the name of the game.

What are you saying, Bill?

Mrs. Lumber. Page 3,
look at that.

Mrs. Lumber jolted
by young nationals.

Oh, this is harmless, Bill.

You know Bob Jameson,
Chamber of Commerce?

Comes up to me and asks
how the lumberettes

are going to do
against North Bay.

I have half a dozen calls
from parents

asking if their daughters are
going to be given a try out.

So what?

I want you to take her
off the team.

There's no negotiating here,
Willy.

Because if not,
I withdraw sponsorship,

and if I do, trust me,
you can kiss North Bay goodbye.

Don't you even say good
morning to your old man?

Hi.

I spoke to Mr. Moss
about you yesterday.

Yeah?

He was quite impressed with you.

In spite of what happened
the other day.

And he's gone to the trouble

of speaking to some NHL
big shots on your behalf.

Personal friends of his.

And he's asked them
to come and see you play

against North Bay.

That's great.

Practice.

Yawoh!

We're gonna have a French
teacher for the whole year

who has a "W" problem
and calls me Yawoh.

Yawoh.

Well, Spear
is a pretty funny name.

Spear's normal.

Yeah.

No seriously. Come on!

Remember in the second period...

It's your game guys,
nobody can tell you how to play.

Kathy, can I talk to you
for a sec?

Buck, take over for me,
will you?

Guys, set up some two on ones.

What's going on?

Kathy got the axe.

Why?

Mr. Lumber.

Come on, you tomato heads,
move it!

Kathy, you okay?

Kathy!

I don't feel
like talking right now.

Come on.
Hollinger, figure it out.

Who else is gonna stick up
for her, if we don't?

Besides, she's really good.

Come on, you guys.
It'll be great.

They do it all the time
in the majors.

Buck, forget it!
I can't go on strike.

My dad's got a 150 bucks
on the game.

I say, we go for it.
Screw North Bay!

That's right, we just say
we won't play without her.

Moss will come crawling
on his hands and knees

begging us to play.

He'll give us all the girls
we want.

What if it doesn't work?

Then I guess,
we forfeit the tournament.

My dad will kill me.

Hollinger, it's not fair,
and you know it.

What do you think, Spear?

I can't forfeit
the tournament.

Hi, how's it going?

I don't get you, Spear.

What?

You should of stoop up for her.

They would've listened to you.

This chicken is special,
Alice.

More corn, please.

Right in front of you,
pumpkin, here.

Here you go.

Would you like some more, Mark?

I understand you're somewhat of
a hockey player, Kathy.

I bet that raises a few
eyebrows, huh?

Uh, Martin, would you please
pass the brussel sprouts?

I used to play a little myself,
way back when.

Old shifty Nelson,
they used to call me.

You know why?
I'll tell you why.

Because I used to play
on every shift.

Do I have to listen
to this crap?

Kathy!
You apologize to Mr. Nelson.

Mr. Nelson?
I thought it was Shifty.

Kathy, don't you dare
leave this table!

Sit down, Nelson!

Kathy, how could you do that?

I hope you feel better because
I am embarrassed and humiliated.

How could you be
so selfish, Kathy?

-Me?
-Shh! Talk quietly.

He's a creep!

You have no right
to make that judgement.

I'm going to my room.

You are not the first person
in the world

to suffer a difficult
let down, Kathy.

You'll get over it.

Get away from me!

You don't understand anything!

You think Wayne Gretzky's
a baseball player!

Oh, Kathy.

God, I wish dad was here,

Hi, is mom asleep?

Mhm. Spear, come here.
Take a look at this.

Bradley's hat trick against
Slumsville, remember?

They couldn't touch him.

Remember that?

Beautiful.

Oh, hey, Kath, I don't know
why people drink this stuff.

It's horrible!

Come on, bag lady.
Your turn. Go for it.

Listen, you gotta put it
out of your mind.

I told you,
hockey players are goons.

That's the spirit!

* Big traps

* Small traps,
blues traps, flapping traps *

* People got a lot to say
but I don't care *

* I don't care! Woo!

Let's get out of here.

And go where?

Queen Street!

Seriously, my cousin
will put us up.

It'll be great!

-Okay!
-Seriously?

Yeah!

Okay.

This place is a hole, right?

Yeah.

Okay then.

Let's go!

-Okay!
-Okay?

-Okay!
-Okay.

We're going to Queen Street.

-Okay?
-Okay!

Wait, oh!

-Alright!
-Okay!

-Okay!
-Okay! We're going to Queen St.!

Why can't we just...

You gotta get over here.

You gotta get to the house.

I'm telling you,
it's the one at the top.

How do you know so?

Trust me, I know!

Okay.

Spear!
-Shh!

You get down here right now!

Evelyn!

Bingo.

What if his dad answers?

Yarrow! Yarrow!

-Hi.
-Hi.

How's it going?

Well, I wanted to wish you
good luck against North Bay.

Hey...

Where's the game?

North Bay.

Up here.

Well, I'll see you around.

Bye.

I hope you two
are still friends.

I don't feel too well.

Okay, I'll take you home.

Okay, North bay.
What's the secret?

Training facilities?

Better players?

Coaching?

Uh-huh, none of the above.

Psychology. That's the ticket.

...number of
consecutive seasons.

Now, that's a lot
of credit in the bank.

Now, our boys have to rise
to the occasion

and forget about seasons
gone by.

Okay, how do we turn the table?

-Hi.
-Hi.

...on the forward line. Good
goaltending. Solid defense...

Do you want to go shopping
with me later?

I have a very exciting morning

planned in the frozen
food section.

No, thanks.

Do you want to go to the game?

I'll drive you if you want.

Hockey sucks.

Spear, come on!
It's time to go.

Spear!

The guys from North Bay!

Can I have some Gatorade
over here, please?

Come on, who's got the water?

I have it.

Hey, Goberman,
where's the game?

-Up here.
-Quiet, Goberman.

Pass me some, uh,
white tape, please, white tape.

Thanks a lot.

Can you hand me
my third stick over there?

Second from the right.

Can someone pass my goalie
stick too?

Goberman, man, give me my glove!

Alright, where's Spear?

I don't know.

Alright, who's got my jock?

You're in for a treat.

Hey, William.
Where's your kid?

I wish I knew.

There's some people I want him
to meet.

Where's your stuff?

-What?
-Where's your stuff?

Come on, let's go.

Um, what are you doing here?

-You got a game.
-I know I've got a game.

If you don't hurry, there's no
way I'm going to make it.

Come on!

Ladies and
gentleman, we are still looking

for the whereabouts
of Joey Consello.

Where's Spear?

He's not in the dressing room?

Hollinger, you're in for Spear.

Good luck,
Hollinger.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Please rise
for our national anthem.

* Our home and native land

* True patriot love
in all thy sons command *

* With glowing hearts
we see thee rise *

* The True North
strong and free *

* O Canada, O Canada

This is ridiculous!
What's going on?

* God keep our land

* glorious and free

* Oh Canada!

Spear, forget it!
There's nothing you can do.

* O Canada

And there's tremendous
excitement

here in the air today,

as the teams converge
on center ice

for the opening faceoff.

Hey! Where's the game?

Come on, Buck, Hollinger,
where's the game?

Wait a second, folks.
There seems to be some sort

of disturbance just around
the Parry Sound bench.

Come on, you guys,
come on!

Where's the game?

Up here!

Yeah, what's the word?

Desire!

Yeah, come on, who are we?

Number 1!

Who are we?

Number 1!

Alright!

Yeah, that's right,
we're number one!

We're number one!

Now, they're chanting something.

I can't quite make it out
from up here. I...

Uh, we'll be right back after
this commercial message.

What's going on?

I think it's called a strike,
Bill.

Strike?
What for?

Well, unofficially,
I'd say it's for the girl.

Get out there and talk to them.

Well, what would
you like me to say, Bill?

I don't give a damn,
just get them out of the ice.

Kathy.

Uh, look at that.

-Put her on!
Kathy!

Spear, I'm okay.
I mean, just get out there.

Hey, where's the game?

Look, don't blow it. Not for me.

You're supposed to be in the NHL
by the time you're 17, remember?

I know.

Yarrow.

Change in the wash room.

And the crowd is going nuts!

I'll tell you what I think.

I think she's going to play
today after all.

I'm Bum Johnson,

and we'll be right back with
the start of this unusual game.

* Sometimes you feel like
a million-dollar bill *

* Sometimes you feel
like a dime *

* But when it gets
down to the wire *

* And you gotta climb
one step higher *

* Reach into yourself
just one more time *

* You're making a stand
making a stand *

* Taking it to the limit

* Prize in your hands

* You're making a stand

* Making a stand

* Take the moment and run away

* So much pain and if you
want to spend the time *

* You'll find
you never see daylight *

* But all it takes is you

* Know what you've got to do

* When you hide the night
away the sun shines through *

* You're making a stand

* Making a stand

* Taking it to the limit

* Prize in your hand

* Making a stand

* Making a stand

* Take the moment and run away

Ladies and Gentlemen,

we have found
Joey Consello.

Would Mr. and Mrs. Consello or
any relations to Joey Consello

please come to the snack bar.