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All right. 13 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:52,786 (playful music) (dog barking) 14 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:55,856 Oh, you're a cute little thing. 15 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:56,757 Oh, oh, oh! 16 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:58,726 You a little monster, ain't ya? 17 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,560 I'll get you. 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,494 I'll get ya! 19 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:02,696 (gasps fearfully) (dog growls) 20 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,031 Oh, shit! 21 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:06,134 (dog barking) (rock music) 22 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,803 (yelling fearfully) 23 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,239 (laughs) 24 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:16,244 Holy shit! (yelling fearfully) 25 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,717 - [Brian Voiceover] My name is Brian Lincoln. 26 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,253 I'm the postman, 27 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:28,689 and this is just one example of what I go through daily, 28 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,023 but to get you to fully understand 29 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,426 what it's like to be in my world, 30 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,262 I gotta take you back to the beginning, 31 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,796 where it all started. 32 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,697 (hip hop music) 33 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,367 (alarm buzzing) 34 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,572 - Oh, shit. 35 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:47,341 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 36 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,244 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 37 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:53,314 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 38 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,983 * Get into it 39 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:58,919 * Postman, postman 40 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:02,423 * A postman, postman 41 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,258 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 42 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,859 * Yeah 43 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,828 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * Yeah, yeah * 44 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,798 * Wake up in the morning, time to get that grind * 45 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,734 * Ain't about no money, I ain't got no time * 46 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,770 * Ain't tryin' to be late, 'cause I just got high * 47 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:17,805 * But I ain't tryin' to be speedin' * 48 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,607 * Cause I'm lightweight 49 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,710 * Poor neighborhood waitin' up on the postman * 50 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:26,280 * First of the month, I'm deliverin' hope, man * 51 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,217 * Time's hard, but we gon' get through it * 52 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,184 * Ridin' hard 53 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:32,353 * Yeah, I'm gon' get to it 54 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,022 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 55 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:38,192 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 56 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:41,061 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 57 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,931 * Get into it, get into it * Yeah * 58 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:46,934 * Postman, postman 59 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:50,304 * A postman, postman 60 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,106 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 61 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:57,745 * Get into it, get into it, get into it * 62 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,820 Damn. 63 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,155 I need a light. 64 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,059 Oh, ah! 65 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,361 (laughs) 66 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,796 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 67 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,399 Welcome to the superstar express, 68 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:21,569 where your only price of admission is a tall nipple 69 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,803 off the tip of yo chest. 70 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,671 (laughs) 71 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:24,872 What's up, baby? 72 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,206 Where you been all my life? (laughs) 73 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,140 Better wash them edges, girl, 74 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,809 that weave is tearin' yo ass up. 75 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,444 (laughs) What's up, sister? 76 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,012 Can I get that phone number? 77 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:35,249 Uh huh, can you cook? (laughs) 78 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,418 (exhales loudly) Ah, damn. 79 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,252 Man, these some nasty motherfuckers, man. 80 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,120 I'ma get my shit to go. 81 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,555 Get the hell outta here. 82 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:47,027 (sings comically) 83 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,635 Man, these niggas nasty as hell. 84 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,606 - Brian! 85 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,474 Hey, Brian! 86 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,275 Come here. 87 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,044 - This mother-- 88 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,479 Mr. Montgomery! (laughs) 89 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:06,980 What can I do for you, sir? 90 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,282 - I need to see you in my office when you're finished. 91 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,750 - Okay. 92 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,984 - Let's hurry up. It's only gonna take a minute. 93 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:11,785 - All right, I'll be right there. 94 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,686 Little slave-driver, 95 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,154 little old ass Eminem. 96 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,691 (sings) 97 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,594 (playful music) 98 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,429 Ooh. 99 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:23,597 Hell, somebody left they watch. 100 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,968 Shit. Ooh, it's a nice watch, too. 101 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,170 Man, you know what, I gotta turn this in. 102 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,105 Man, I gotta turn this in. Lord, I gotta turn it in. 103 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,341 Lord, I got to. 104 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,909 Ooh, that look too damn nice. 105 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,978 Right when I need a pawn shop. 106 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:41,014 Hey, hey, hey. (laughs) 107 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,416 Yeah. 108 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,651 Hey! 109 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,619 Man, what the hell you doin' back here? 110 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,422 - Man, that shopping trip last night had me tired. 111 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,323 I must've overslept. 112 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,124 - Overslept, 113 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,760 for the whole night?! 114 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,027 Man, get yo ass up. 115 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,829 Man, this ain't no damn Double Tree. 116 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,565 The bus driver didn't notice yo ass back here 117 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,066 asleep all night before he left? 118 00:04:59,066 --> 00:04:59,933 - I guess not. 119 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,636 - God damn. 120 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,904 Look at yo-- 121 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,305 Man, are your arms stretched out now? 122 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,941 - Oh, these seats are comfortable. 123 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,611 (sniffs loudly) 124 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,314 Is that weed? - Hell no this ain't no weed, 125 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,950 so don't you be askin' to smoke it, toke it, or nothing! 126 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,553 Now, get yo Snuffleupagus ass up outta here now! 127 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,390 Come on, man, let's go! 128 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,691 Let's go, man! Come on. 129 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,525 God damn. 130 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,761 God damn! 131 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,699 Hey, and pull your draws up, man. Crack kills. 132 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,767 And, is that a stain I see? 133 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:38,138 I think this motherfucker done shitted on hisself. 134 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,373 (knocks) 135 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,241 What's happenin', Mr. Montgomery? 136 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,976 What you got right here, man, my paycheck? 137 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,945 Yeah, I been needin' a raise, baby. 138 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,414 - Will you sit down? 139 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:49,349 - Why you gotta look all weird and crazy like that, man? 140 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,551 You know they got Botox for that. 141 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,352 - I always look like this when I do my thing. 142 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,088 - Your thing? Oh, okay, but, 143 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,524 what exactly is your thing, Mr. Montgomery? 144 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,926 - Terminating shitty employees. 145 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,360 You're fired, Brian. 146 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,128 - What? 147 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,362 Why? 148 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,598 - Your piss, it came back dirty again. 149 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,033 I have to let you go this time. 150 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,367 - (scoffs) Oh, come on, Mr. Montgomery, 151 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,169 I swear I'll stop, man, look. 152 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,471 I ain't even gotta smoke no more. 153 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,639 Look, I'm tearin' it up. 154 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,106 See, I'm tearin' it up. 155 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,942 It's torn, see. (chuckles) 156 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:15,776 (playful music) 157 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:16,610 Come on, Mr. Montgomery! 158 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,178 Man, I need this job! 159 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,346 How I'ma pay for my rent, 160 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,514 my car note, 161 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,282 buy my weed? 162 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,784 - You should've thought about that 163 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,285 before you started puttin' all that weed in your mouth. 164 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,820 I don't have any, 165 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,922 I don't have potheads working for me. 166 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,591 - Potheads? 167 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,059 Mr. Montgomery, 168 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:35,128 when have you seen me wear pot on my head, huh? 169 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,164 Just snap back some promodels, baby. 170 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:40,100 - See, that's exactly what I'm talkin' about. 171 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,669 When are you gonna grow up, Brian? 172 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,103 You're not a kid anymore. 173 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,372 When are you gonna do somethin' positive with your life? 174 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,608 - Hey, look, man, I'm studying for the CDLs, 175 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,076 so I can drive for you. 176 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,011 - I can't get you to stop smokin' weed 177 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,680 when you're cleanin' my buses. 178 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,716 You think I'm gonna let you drive one of them? 179 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,751 Good luck out there, Brian. 180 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,419 - You know what, man? 181 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,421 Brian Lincoln will rise again 182 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,225 from the ashes of this O.G. blunt! 183 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,994 (triumphant music) 184 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,863 (grunts comically) 185 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,833 (door slams) 186 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,068 (exhales loudly) 187 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,738 (hip hop music) 188 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,139 Man, how they gonna fire me? 189 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,074 You know, me? 190 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,576 (scoffs) 191 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,778 I'd only gone in late 'bout, what, 21 times? 192 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,113 Policy say 22. 193 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,150 Tell you what, the next job I get, 194 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,486 I ain't gonna humble myself for nobody. 195 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:35,288 Sir, I swear before God. 196 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,157 (stammers) Oh, you know what, I'm sorry. 197 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,792 I didn't mean to use the Lord's name in vain, 198 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:43,163 but I will perform to the best of my ability. 199 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,632 I just need the chance. 200 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:47,267 - Mr. Lincoln, I've looked over your application, 201 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,403 and you have a very consistent work history. 202 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,372 Unfortunately, at this time, 203 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,907 all the positions are full. 204 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,644 (exhales loudly) 205 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,481 (playful music) 206 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,984 - I wanna congratulate all of you on being selected 207 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,286 to come take the test to work for our company. 208 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,857 I hope you get the highest score you can on that test. 209 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,826 It'll make your chances of getting hired that much better. 210 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,061 In about three months, 211 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,764 we should have all the test results back. 212 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:17,831 We'll make our decision. 213 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,366 - Did he just say three months? 214 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:20,534 - [Manager] And, we'll be in contact with everyone. 215 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:21,434 - Excuse me, sir. 216 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,337 Did you just say three months? 217 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,873 - Yes. 218 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,476 - Man, nobody waitin' no damn three months for test results. 219 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,578 - Your name is? 220 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,580 - My name is Car Note Been Due. 221 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,915 My friends call me Rent Due Now. 222 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,449 (laughs) Three months? 223 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,018 Man, I'm the hell up outta here. Who comin' with me? 224 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,353 Dorothy, you comin' with me? 225 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,589 Brother, how 'bout you? 226 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:42,823 You rollin'? 227 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,725 Y'all will let me just walk out by myself? 228 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,559 Oh, okay. 229 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:46,794 I need the money, too. 230 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:47,761 (laughs) You know what I'm sayin'? 231 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,762 Man, that's all right. 232 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:49,997 Shit, in three months, 233 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:53,100 we'll see who gon' be cryin' then, huh? 234 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,735 (scoffs) (mumbles under breath) 235 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,404 (playful music) 236 00:08:59,139 --> 00:08:59,973 Three months?! 237 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,253 Take that for your three months! 238 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,627 (hip hop music) 239 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,833 Freddy! 240 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,500 What's up, man? - What's good? 241 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,136 - Everythin' good. Hey, look, you got my e-cigs? 242 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,370 - Hell no. 243 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,005 You need to try one of these, young blood. 244 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,307 - Oh, man, I ain't tryin' to die before I'm 44. 245 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,475 (laughs) 246 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,110 Man, where the toilet paper at, man? 247 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:37,945 Oh, here we go. 248 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,782 Cat food, my brother? (laughs) 249 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,584 I took you more as a Doberman Pincher, 250 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,920 Bulldog type or Rottweiler type. 251 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,090 (laughs) 252 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,725 Hey, a little advice, 253 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,927 get this kind, boy, it won't roll up in your ass. 254 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,362 (laughs) 255 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,596 Hey, Freddy. - Yo. 256 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,731 - Man, look like you been workin' out, boy. 257 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,932 - Yeah, man, 258 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,168 my girl said my figure look like 50 Cent. 259 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,535 Go, go, go! 260 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,773 - No, bro, you more like 35 Cent. 261 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,074 No, no, no. 262 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,709 - Well, you need to be worried about your car 263 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,444 gettin' tow, tow, towed! 264 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,680 - Oh, hell no! 265 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,747 No, fuck, no! 266 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,316 (upbeat music) 267 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,152 Man, you know what, not today. 268 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:19,987 Not today! 269 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:26,159 Hey, man, that's my car! (cries) 270 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,561 Hey, man, why you gonna take my car, man? Not my baby. 271 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,664 - This was on my repo list, 272 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,132 so I'm gonna take it today. 273 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,366 - Look here, man, 274 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,634 not my car! 275 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,136 - I told you, this was on my list, 276 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,805 so take it wherever or whoever you gotta take it up with, 277 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,172 but I'm takin' this car today. 278 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,774 - You can take my car, 279 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,643 but not with out me in it! (laughs) 280 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,146 Oh, shoot. 281 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,614 Oh, wait, wait! 282 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:51,618 - Get yo little ass out the car. 283 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:55,255 Now! Get out the car now! 284 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,991 - You know what? 285 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,126 You know what, man? 286 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,260 All right. 287 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,094 You wanna take it, 288 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:01,929 take it! 289 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,467 Big, jelly-bean-eatin', bald-headed, 290 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,603 fat Albert, hey, hey, hey-lookin' motherfucker! 291 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,506 Take it, man! 292 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,513 - [Brian Voiceover] Just my luck. 293 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,851 I lose my job and my car. 294 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,753 What else could go wrong? 295 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,421 (playful music) 296 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,395 - Look at you. 297 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,030 You are pathetic. 298 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,266 That's why I'm dumpin' yo ass. 299 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,135 I got me a real man now. 300 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,370 - Really, Ash? 301 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,072 You gonna leave me when I'm down and out, 302 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,074 when I ain't got no money, my car just got towed, 303 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,341 for real, for real? 304 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,877 - I done gave you so many chances, 305 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,245 but you can't even keep a job with your sorry ass. 306 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,480 - You sorry. - No, you sorry. 307 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,883 - No, you sorry with your fake ass Tre Songz. 308 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,185 - I'ma need you to go get yourself a life, 309 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,219 and a job, 310 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,553 and a car before you come for me. 311 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,554 - Say, bro, 312 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,290 she gotta put ice down her draws 313 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,858 just to keep them crabs fresh. 314 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,526 Just thought I'd let you know. - Your panties showin', 315 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,594 so pull your skirt down. 316 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,397 Little bitch. 317 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,999 - Fake ass cartiers. 318 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,033 Get the hell on outta here. 319 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,437 (soul music) 320 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,207 - What up, B? 321 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,741 - Man, you don't even wanna know, man. 322 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,777 Look, look, look, 323 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,278 look at that rent & go truck. 324 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,514 I bet you $10 they finna to pull into my driveway. 325 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,816 (truck beeping) 326 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,183 Damn! 327 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,752 Man, I'm only six weeks late on my shit. 328 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,221 Man, you know, man, man, and them? 329 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,155 Man, I bet you they about eight weeks late on they shit, 330 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,524 and them fools got everything. 331 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,492 Man, they got stoves, refrigerators. 332 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,862 Man, they done rented carpets, drapes, everything! 333 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,897 They even got one of them leg lamps from a Christmas Story. 334 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,132 - Get outta here. - Remember that? 335 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,033 Nigga's got one. 336 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,300 (laughs) 337 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,701 Man, they even got a big ass dog, man. 338 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,803 - A dog? 339 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,939 - They rented a dog. (laughs) 340 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,506 Shit. Hey, watch this, man. 341 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,175 I'm finna to play the race card on 'em, though. 342 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:55,976 Watch this. 343 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,846 Brother, 344 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,213 oh why? 345 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,349 Brother, brother, brother, 346 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,583 what you doin', man? 347 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,784 They told me I had two more weeks, man. 348 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,553 - That's not what's on my work form. 349 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,720 - What? 350 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,089 - It has this address, my brother. 351 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,257 - Oh, damn, man. 352 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,859 So, how much I owe, man? 353 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,693 - $300. - $300? 354 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,962 (playful music) 355 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,196 You know what, man? I'll tell you what. 356 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,598 I got $60 to my name, man. 357 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,167 Just work out a little payment plan, okay? 358 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,270 I can give you $3.82 359 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,940 for 52 weeks. 360 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,641 - Okay, yeah. 361 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,211 No, no, it's not gonna work. 362 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,246 - Oh, damn. - Come on, guys. 363 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,515 - Who the hell is this, Spongebob? 364 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,716 And? man, come on. 365 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,819 Man, look, I got some Chipotle coupons. 366 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:40,687 - [Towing Driver] I don't want Chipotle coupons. 367 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,155 - Man, fuck my life! 368 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:42,990 - Excuse me? 369 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,931 Have a nice day, man. (laughs) 370 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,433 (blues music) 371 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,734 - Damn, B. 372 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,969 I don't mean to be in your business, 373 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,837 but it seem like you need a stress reliever. 374 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,641 - Man, I done lost my job, my car, my girl, 375 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,276 and now my furniture. 376 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,245 Karma kickin' me in my ass right now, man. 377 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,713 - Well, I can't do much about karma, 378 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:09,482 but I do got some smoke and some drink at the crib. 379 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,018 - All right, well, shit, you ain't say another thing. 380 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:11,851 Let's kick it. 381 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,921 Motherfucker. 382 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,690 - Yeah, B. 383 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,360 Come on in. Have a seat, Rookie. 384 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,362 Let's get it in real quick, man. 385 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,730 - Yeah, I need it, man. 386 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,865 - Seemed like it, man. It seemed like it. 387 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,067 There you go. 388 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,735 Get it in here, sir. 389 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:29,937 See how that go for you. 390 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,505 (upbeat music) 391 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,609 - Kye-ya-ya! - Woo, shit! 392 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,778 - Man, that's a cold one, boy. - Yeah, it ain't over, though. 393 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:42,549 Take some of that. Let that marinate in your system. 394 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,884 Get you some of that in you. 395 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,154 Yes, sir. (coughs) 396 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,888 Oh, damn, Rookie. 397 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,157 Slow down. 398 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,325 You tryin' to get rid of your stress in one hit? 399 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,426 Where they do that at? 400 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,527 Man, let me see that shit. 401 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,929 - Hit that shit once. 402 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,997 That shit is cold. 403 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,100 Kill the nigga that gave it to ya. 404 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,001 - Hold on, man. 405 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:01,935 I'll be right back, man. 406 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,604 I gotta run upstairs real quick. 407 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,839 * Roll it up 408 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,875 * Cali king 409 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,110 * For that THC 410 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,544 - Oh, look at the little birdies. 411 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,346 (laughs) Bluebird. 412 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,248 * I wanna smoke 413 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,385 * I wanna smoke, nigga 414 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,554 * We smoke to forever 415 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,458 Man, somebody's gonna get me. 416 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,227 Somebody fuckin' with my ass. 417 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,630 Hey, bitch, come here. (laughs) 418 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,234 I'll do what I used to do when I was a kid. 419 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,938 Mama, you know you was wrong for that. 420 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,908 When I was 13, 421 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,711 I got caught, laying up with a prostitute. 422 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,113 I didn't know she was a hoe. 423 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:51,151 I gave her $12, and she gave me crabs. 424 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:56,156 Crabs, crabs, free at last, free them crabs, from my ass. 425 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,290 (laughs) 426 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,258 - You good, B? 427 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,826 - Oh, shit. - Fan blowin'? 428 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,428 - Yeah, I was checkin' out your new thing, man. 429 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,030 That's cool, bro, you know. 430 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,366 Good for the winter, great for the summer. (laughs) 431 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,534 Hey, man, what's that right there? 432 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,469 - Oh, that right there, that's a taser. 433 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,537 My cousin gave it to me. 434 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,771 He used to be a security guard. 435 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,972 You can have it if you want. 436 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,973 - For real? 437 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,242 Shit. (dramatic western music) 438 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,177 Man, I'm quick draw Brian Lincoln, baby. 439 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,478 (laughs) 440 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,746 Streets is talkin', Jack. (laughs) 441 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,515 (electrical buzzing) (yells painfully) 442 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,384 - Take your finger off the trigger, man. 443 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,186 Get your finger off the trigger. 444 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,688 (moaning) 445 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,890 You need to be careful, quick trigger, this ain't no toy. 446 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,793 - Can you take me to my mama's house? 447 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,330 (chuckles) 448 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,400 I don't know, Mama. 449 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,836 I just feel like I need a fresh start, you know? 450 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,738 (exhales loudly) I need a clean slate. 451 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,342 40 years old, ain't got a job. 452 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,012 - I was talkin' to your Auntie JoAnn the other day, 453 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,247 and she was sayin' that 454 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,815 the post office was doing some hiring. 455 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,685 - Post office? - Yes, the post office. 456 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,887 They hiring for the mailman position, 457 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,189 and she thinks your cousin, Erick, 458 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,557 knows someone that does the hiring. 459 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,392 - Mama, 460 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,461 they denied your insurance policy? 461 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,263 (dramatic music) 462 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,364 What about your heart? 463 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,966 What about the bypass surgery, Mama? 464 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,603 - When God thinks it's time for me to have the surgery, 465 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,471 he'll provide a way. 466 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,274 - (scoffs) Man, and look here, 467 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,511 they'll approve you for the majority of your claim, 468 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,779 and then they going to deny you 'cause you owe $10,000? 469 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,814 - Yeah. 470 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,183 They always want all their money. 471 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,418 - Man, I'll tell you what, 472 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,619 you know my heart, Mama, 473 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,856 so, you know we gonna make sure we take care of yours. 474 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,491 They gonna make me go John Q up on them in there. 475 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,026 - Oh, now stop actin' silly, now. 476 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:43,163 - I'm tryin' to tell you. - Here, read this Bible here. 477 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,033 I want you to read Proverbs three, five, and six. 478 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,435 You know how you was raised. 479 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,302 - You right. 480 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,703 You right. 481 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,938 All right, what'd you say, now? 482 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,741 - [Mother] Proverbs, three, five, and six. 483 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,942 - Three, five, six. 484 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,678 All right, okay. 485 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,482 "Trust in the Lord with all your heart 486 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,252 "and lean not on your own understanding. 487 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,120 "In all your ways, acknowledge him, 488 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,156 "and he shall direct your paths." 489 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,857 - Amen, amen. 490 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,393 - [Brian] Amen. 491 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,428 - Now, go call your cousin, Erick, about that job. 492 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,565 He might let you stay with him for a little while, too. 493 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:19,799 - But, I'm keepin' this. 494 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,571 (hip hop music) 495 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,406 - What up, B? - What's happenin', brother? 496 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,808 Hey, look, Mom said you had a plug at the post office. 497 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,643 - Yeah, one of my car detailing clients 498 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,111 is the manager down there. 499 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,346 What you tryin' to do? 500 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,547 - Well, man, she was talkin' about mailman. 501 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,482 - Yeah, I got you, cuz. 502 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,716 - Okay, cool, cool, all right. 503 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,518 Hey, so look, hey, what's up for tonight? 504 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,853 - Oh, man, my young dude Tre about to turn 21. 505 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,789 We gonna take him to the strip club. You down? 506 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,757 - I can only be down mentally, bro. 507 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,626 Financially, my pockets is break. 508 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,695 Ooh, you know what? 509 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,463 Man, I'm goin' to the bloodbank, Jack. 510 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,199 Hell yeah, boy, I'm goin' to the bloodbank, man. 511 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,166 I'm gettin' me some change, Jack. 512 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,467 I will see you tonight. 513 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,302 - [Erick] All right. 514 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,135 - Fast. 515 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,275 - All right, we're all done here, Mr. Hamilton. 516 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,645 (playful music) - Hey, hey, hey, what's up? 517 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,013 Oh, Lord have mercy. 518 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,681 What's up, Snuffleupagus? 519 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,849 - What's up, bro? We meet again. 520 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,783 - Yeah, we do, man. 521 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,552 - Gotta get this bus trip money. 522 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,222 - Yeah, yeah, don't fall asleep next time, huh? 523 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,390 You Snuffleupagus. 524 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,825 He eat more snacks than my mama. 525 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,759 What's up? 526 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,694 Hey, hey, how much money he get? 527 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,562 Does he make more money than me? 528 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,563 - No, goofy. 529 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,997 - Oh, okay, I was about to say, 530 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,733 that's a whole lot of plasma come out of him, man. 531 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,502 Hey, look, ya'll probably take so much plasma off his ass, 532 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,605 a big ass, 90 inch flat screen come outta there. 533 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,740 (laughs) 534 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,774 That big motherfucker. 535 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,008 Okay. - All right. 536 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,577 - All right. Wait a minute, hold on, wait. 537 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,479 - Brian, you do this every time. 538 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,714 How are you gonna be afraid of a needle, 539 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,982 and you got a tattoo? 540 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,551 - 'Cause that's on the outside, okay? 541 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,519 You about to jab that in my vein. 542 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,354 - Relax. 543 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,621 (grunting fearfully) 544 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,190 - Wait, wait, girl, you lucky you fine. 545 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,326 Ow! (grunts) 546 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,228 - You probably wanna lay here for a while, 547 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,696 so you won't get lightheaded. 548 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,665 - Hell, no, girl, I'm finna to go get my money. 549 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,667 All right, I'm finna to go get paid. 550 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,769 (laughs) 551 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,943 ("Freeband Anthem" by Doe Boy) 552 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,029 ("I Dip" by E DAWG) 553 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,784 - That's gonna be $30, papi. 554 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,120 - $30? I didn't ask you to dance. 555 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,656 $30, shit. 556 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,490 I got $10. 557 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,124 - $10? 558 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,626 No, no, no, no, 559 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,762 you better go use that ATM machine we got in the front. 560 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,029 - Oh, you must've mistaken 561 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,199 this box of cigarettes for a wallet. (laughs) 562 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,434 Here, you want a square? 563 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,735 - I don't want no damn cigarette. 564 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:43,603 I want my money. - Hey! 565 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,871 - Where's security at? 566 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,172 - Oh, you ain't gotta do all that. 567 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,039 - Security! 568 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,241 - What's goin' on over here? 569 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,010 Look, Miss Lucci, this my cousin. 570 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,246 - Okay, well, your cousin still owes me $30, 571 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,483 and I want my damn money. 572 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,217 (hip hop music) - My goodness. 573 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,520 Here you go, sweetheart. 574 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,821 Everything cool? 575 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:03,856 - Thanks, Erick. 576 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,258 Bye, Brian. 577 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,060 (growls) 578 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,096 - Phew, boy, she had me seduced. 579 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,698 - Man, I thought you had $30. 580 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:12,932 - No, man, I went to the bloodbank today. 581 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,368 Man, they tried to pay me with a check. 582 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,636 - Whatever, B. 583 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,405 Look, that's my man, Chris, 584 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,039 and this the birthday boy, Tre. 585 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,074 - Damn, B, you was doin' more than me on my birthday. 586 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:25,778 - Happy birthday. (laughs) - Let's get out of here, man. 587 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,113 I still gotta drop you off 588 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,848 at the mailman training in the morning, 589 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,550 unless you know how to drive half pint. 590 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,819 - Man, who and what the hell is a half pint? 591 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,455 Look, I don't care what it is, man, 592 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,356 as long as it get me from A to B, 593 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,891 I'm fine. 594 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,394 It can be half a pint, half a gallon, or a whole gallon. 595 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,262 Let's roll. (laughs) 596 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,497 Oh, wait, wait, wait, man. 597 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,065 I got one question for you. I need a favor. 598 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,366 - Okay, for sure, what you need? 599 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,668 - I just need a little pee pee. 600 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,837 - A little bit of my piss, for what? 601 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,440 - Man, don't ask me no questions. I just need a little piss. 602 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,343 - Look at that pretty skin and shit. 603 00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,377 Hell yeah. 604 00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,345 - Gotta pass the test, man. 605 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:00,613 You know the post office be, 606 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,848 man, they be checkin'. 607 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,082 - That they do. 608 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:03,950 - He don't smoke? 609 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,619 - Not that I know of. 610 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,620 - All right. 611 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,908 - [Brian Voiceover] Now, my plan is to swipe out 612 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:32,278 my dirty urine with Tre's clean urine, 613 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:35,247 then make it back to postage training just in time. 614 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,917 (playful music) 615 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,403 - Oh, damn. 616 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:58,771 Tastes like chicken. 617 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,949 Okay, here we go, half pint. 618 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,619 (hip hop music) 619 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,864 (playful music) 620 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:38,044 (exhales loudly) 621 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:44,250 - I'm glad you can join us, Mr. Lincoln. 622 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,685 - (laughs) Thank you. 623 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,254 - Good morning, people. 624 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:50,723 My name is Frank Crawford. 625 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,024 I'll be your instructor for 626 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,927 the postal carrier training course. 627 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,864 Being a postal carrier is not a game. 628 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,098 This is Tracy Thompkins. 629 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,233 She's carried the mail in all 50 states. 630 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,370 (laughs) Carrying the mail 631 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,306 is the most important job in the world. 632 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,374 Is something funny, sir? 633 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:09,609 - Oh, no sir. 634 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,645 Me and Mr. Cocks was havin' a conversation. 635 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:13,479 I'm sorry, sir. 636 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,348 - Ladies and gentlemen, 637 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,484 the most integral part of the postal service 638 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:21,053 is the operation of the postal vehicle. 639 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,022 The postal truck is your friend. 640 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,457 The postal truck is your baby. 641 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,494 Today, we find out if you are up to task. 642 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,328 (military drum music) 643 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:30,296 - Tracy, key. 644 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:32,665 So, 645 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,434 who's first? 646 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:36,669 - That'll be me. 647 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:37,904 - I do believe I was first in line. 648 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,405 - I do believe I was first in line. 649 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:40,607 Man, I'm first. - I was first, Mr. Crawford. 650 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:43,275 - Gentlemen, please. 651 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,944 This is not grammar school, 652 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,914 where we're tryin' to figure out who's first in line. 653 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,181 I make those decisions. 654 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,618 Mr. Cocks, you're up. 655 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,286 - Go ahead, pimp. 656 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,922 - Let's see what Cocks does. 657 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,591 (playful music) 658 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,826 - Let me see you top that. 659 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,296 - Thank you, Mr. Cocks. 660 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:40,767 (sputters lips) Mr. Lincoln, you up. 661 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,002 - Now, I'll show you how it's done, you feel me? 662 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,537 You lookin', Cocks? (laughs) 663 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,439 Okay, I'll do this, baby. 664 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,579 So, just cut it off? 665 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,447 Okay. 666 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,986 (engine revs) 667 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:00,987 (laughs) 668 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,021 All right. (upbeat music) 669 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:02,955 Here we go. 670 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:04,791 All right. 671 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,968 (insect buzzing) 672 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:20,973 Oh, shit! (yelling frantically) 673 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,509 Oh, get it off me! 674 00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,877 Somebody get it off me! 675 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:25,712 Oh, shit! 676 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,720 (yelling loudly) 677 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,621 Man, I got stung by the bee, get me out! 678 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:36,455 Oh, shit! 679 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,825 - Man, you didn't get stung by no bee! 680 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,526 - Man, get somebody. Help me, Jesus! 681 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,761 I need some peroxide. 682 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,229 - Man, what the hell? 683 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:44,764 What's wrong with you? - I need some witch hazel. 684 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,265 I need somethin'. 685 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,034 I got stung. I'm allergic, man. I can't die like this. 686 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,636 It's right there, you see it? 687 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:51,804 It's right there. 688 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:52,972 I need somebody to suck it out. 689 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,140 - You ain't stung, man! 690 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,942 - Suck it out! I'll die from this. 691 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,209 - Man, give me my keys. 692 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,644 - Oh, shit. Okay, I'll get the key. 693 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:01,981 - We're done here. 694 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,217 Everybody, movin' on. 695 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:09,288 (military drum music) 696 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:20,833 It's time for weather trainin'. 697 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,534 Weather trainin' is super important, 698 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,070 because you will operate 699 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,672 in some uncomfortable weather conditions. 700 00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:27,940 Even though it's raining, 701 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,608 you still have to deliver the mail. 702 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:32,644 You must remain mentally strong, 703 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,713 because nobody likes being wet, 704 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,149 especially while they're workin'. 705 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,617 You will learn to love it. 706 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,887 You will learn to respect it. 707 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,354 With that being said, 708 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:46,025 Tracy will be pelting you with the water cannon 709 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:49,195 while you attempt to put the mail in the proper boxes. 710 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,863 If you fail this part of the training, 711 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:53,099 it is over for you right now. 712 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:54,901 So, with that, ladies and gentlemen, 713 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:59,205 let's get wet. (rock music) 714 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:01,240 Right there, right there, right there, right there. 715 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,574 Come on. 716 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,509 There you go. 717 00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:04,476 You're the real deal, son. 718 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,012 Come on, Lebron James. 719 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,079 Way to go. 720 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,247 Come on, young petal, 721 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,883 make the move, make the move! 722 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,518 Well done, well done. 723 00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:13,619 Get in there. 724 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:18,290 Wow, way to go, Harry! 725 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,992 Way to go, Harry! 726 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,560 Way to frickin' go! 727 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:23,562 All the way! 728 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,899 (Frank yelling) 729 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,300 Come on! 730 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,836 You can do it! 731 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:30,669 You can do it! 732 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:32,271 Fight it, fight it! 733 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,942 Come on, man, let's go, let's go. 734 00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:39,311 In the hole, in the hole. 735 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,146 Yes! 736 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,850 Get out of there, boy, get out of there! 737 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,718 (shrieks) That's what I'm talkin' about! 738 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:49,655 We got some mail carriers out here today, baby! 739 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,824 (screams) 740 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:55,327 - Man, I don't think I can do this. 741 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,864 There's water all over my face and shit. 742 00:29:57,864 --> 00:29:59,999 Man, I signed up to be a mail carrier, 743 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,734 not Michael Phelps round this, you know what I'm sayin'? 744 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:07,139 - If you don't think you can hack it, quit. 745 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,541 - Oh, you would like that, wouldn't you? 746 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:10,776 I ain't quittin'. 747 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:14,013 I'ma outlast your ass, Mr. Cocks. 748 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:15,181 - We'll see about that. 749 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:17,816 - Hey, can I get everybody's attention? 750 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,085 First of all, ladies and gentlemen, 751 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,819 you guys have been amazing. 752 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:26,758 Let me be the first to welcome you to the postal service. 753 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:28,460 You're officially mail carriers. 754 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,729 Now, we got some business to take care of 755 00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:32,031 before we get out of here. 756 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,133 So, I got a couple of rules for you, 757 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,169 and I'll be lettin' you know where you'll be stationed. 758 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,072 Now, every station does not need a mail carrier, 759 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,341 so at least one of you will be stationed 760 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,977 with someone from this class. 761 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:48,881 In which case, it is your position to lose. 762 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,885 Now, there's two things that'll get you terminated. 763 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:57,089 One is not delivering all of the sale ads. 764 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,559 Don't be stealing no coupons, Jennifer. 765 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:05,797 And, two, a roll away. 766 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:08,367 Can anybody tell me what a roll away is? 767 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,801 (playful music) 768 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,270 Mr. Cocks. 769 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,072 - That occurs when you do not turn your wheel 770 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,741 towards the curb and apply your safety break. 771 00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,576 Your mail truck could roll down the street 772 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:18,777 without you in it. 773 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:20,612 - That's exactly right, Harry Cocks. 774 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,583 So, your mail truck is rolling down the street, 775 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:25,952 and you're not in it. 776 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,286 How dangerous is that? 777 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:30,456 I got news for you: 778 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,858 that's grounds for immediate termination. 779 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:37,763 So, ladies and gentlemen, be careful out there. 780 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:38,697 Make me proud. 781 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:52,078 * Till the sweat runs down my balls * 782 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,380 - (laughs) That echo sounds nice. 783 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,983 * Momma I got some money 784 00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:59,085 Oh, Lord have mercy. 785 00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:02,121 Hell no, if it ain't Mr. Harry Penis, 786 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:04,156 the teacher's pet of the year. 787 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,224 (laughs) 788 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:06,492 What's up, boy? 789 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:08,694 - Great, they got me down here with you. 790 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,662 Look, I'm not here to make any friends, 791 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,098 so you try to do your job, 792 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,166 and I will do mine. 793 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,667 - Ain't that a bitch. (laughs) 794 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,369 You know what, you do your job, 795 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,871 and I will do mine, 796 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,808 you Jeffrey Dahmer lookin', ooh. 797 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:25,244 - All right, everybody, time for morning meeting. 798 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,778 Let's go, let's go, come on, 799 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,380 can I get some respect here? 800 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,716 and I want y'all outta here on time for once. 801 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,051 Show some respect. 802 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,520 Thank you. 803 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,223 Now, we have two new T E's joining us today, 804 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,658 Mr. Lincoln and Mr. Cock. 805 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:41,893 - It's Cocks. 806 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,497 - Cocks. 807 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,699 Y'all asked for it, now you got it. 808 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,801 Tracy, please, morning meeting. 809 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,370 - Good morning, everybody. 810 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,704 Mail is not heavy today, 811 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:55,174 so everybody should have a good day today. 812 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,308 Everybody. 813 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,909 There's no rain in the forecast, 814 00:32:57,909 --> 00:33:00,012 but the heat index is up, 815 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:02,448 so make sure you got plenty of water, 816 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,715 Gatorade, 817 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,885 or anything else to keep you cool out there. 818 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,054 All right? 819 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:09,221 Let's finish casing up your mail, 820 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,057 so you can get outta here on time. 821 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,393 Glad you could join us, Mr. Berry. 822 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:16,928 - My name ain't no God damn Mr. Berry. 823 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,997 My name is Crazy Dave. 824 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,466 - Oh, okay. 825 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,434 (playful music) 826 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,104 If you need more dog spray, come see me. 827 00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:27,039 All right, be safe, everybody. 828 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,540 Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Cocks, 829 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,510 stay here so Miss Kelly can put you with a trainer, okay? 830 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:35,647 - Oh, Scott, I want you to ride with Lincoln. 831 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:37,616 Mark, you ride Cocks. 832 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:40,852 Gentlemen, I need you to pay close attention 833 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,454 to what they are teaching you. 834 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:45,824 All right, thank you. 835 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,628 - How you doing? 836 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:50,862 - I'm good, brother. How you doing, man? 837 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:51,897 - All right. What's your first name again? 838 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,399 - I'm Brian. 839 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:54,633 - All right. I heard them calling you Mr. Lincoln. 840 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:55,501 You want me to call you Mr. Lincoln or Brian? 841 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:56,802 - No, man, Brian's good. 842 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,470 - Okay, that's what I thought. 843 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,206 Okay, Brian, well you already know I'm Scott, 844 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,174 so you got any questions for me? 845 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,643 - Yeah, Scott, man, what's all these numbers, man? 846 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:06,112 They're everywhere. 847 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,846 - Well, there is where we put all the DPS mail together 848 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,315 by address and street name, 849 00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,450 so it's in some type of order when we're delivering. 850 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,918 - Oh, okay. 851 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,153 All right, man, 'cause I'll tell you what, brother, 852 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,454 if I gotta wake up to this every day, man, 853 00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,888 I'd probably get a damn headache. 854 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,724 - You don't have to worry about this yet, 855 00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:21,059 but eventually Miss Kelly will have you casing. 856 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,095 - Man, I ain't looking forward to that. 857 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:24,630 (laughs) 858 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:25,564 - [Miss Kelly On Intercom] Can Mr. Cocks and Lincoln 859 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,732 come to my office, please? 860 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,734 - Oh, man, man, 861 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,836 I think they found out about my felony, man. 862 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,671 I thought the girl was 20, I swear. 863 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,006 (laughs) 864 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,808 Look at your face. 865 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,043 I'm just jokin', bro. 866 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,044 Hey, look, man, which way do I go? 867 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:39,911 - That way. 868 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,581 (hip hop music) 869 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,486 - All right, gentlemen, 870 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,054 you don't get your uniform allowance 871 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,489 for another three months, 872 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:53,825 which means rookies can obviously wear what they like, 873 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,596 but do you think that'd make me happy? 874 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,132 Do you think? Do you think? 875 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,269 Over there's a box filled with stuff 876 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,572 that has been donated from some of our regular carriers. 877 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,374 Now, when you find something you like, 878 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:10,075 you are more than welcome to put it on 879 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:11,610 in the locker room down the hall. 880 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,813 You can keep your balls in your draws in my office. 881 00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:16,215 You, too, Mr. Cock. 882 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:17,583 - Oh, it's Cocks. 883 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,550 - [Miss Kelly] What? 884 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,051 - Cocks, with an S. 885 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,421 - Well, keep it all in your draws, all right? 886 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:23,355 (Brian laughing) All five of 'em, 887 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,723 however many you think you got. 888 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:25,991 What is so funny? 889 00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:27,459 - Cock, you know. 890 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,927 - [Miss Kelly] I'll be back in a few minutes, okay? 891 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,596 - All right. (laughs) - [Miss Kelly] You just silly. 892 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,398 I don't know why I even hired you. 893 00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:34,132 I don't know why I bother with you. 894 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,535 - All right, let's see what we got here. 895 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:37,669 (hip hop music) 896 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,272 (laughs) Wait a minute, man, calm down. 897 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:43,008 Oh, hell no. 898 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:45,877 Man, this shit, this like Daisy Dukes, man, damn. 899 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,013 Looks like I might as well be wearing a romper. 900 00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:49,815 - Mr. Romper room, 901 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,250 you should just be happy that you're getting 902 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,719 some authentic post office uniforms. 903 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,354 - Yeah, whatever, man. 904 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:57,256 - I'm gonna be changing in the locker room. 905 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:59,625 - Yeah, you go right ahead. 906 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,993 I'll be changing right here. 907 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,263 Put my ass out in the open. 908 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,168 All right. 909 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,102 What's up? 910 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,771 - Now, you look like a postman. 911 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,206 - Okay, all right. 912 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,707 - All I gotta do now is teach you how to deliver mail. 913 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,776 - Hey, man, I'm ready, baby. 914 00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,177 What we gonna do today? What's first? 915 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,379 Oh, you know what? 916 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,283 First, man, I gotta stretch, man. 917 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:27,553 Man, I don't know what's goin' on with these shorts, man. 918 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:28,787 - That's a good idea. 919 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,790 - Man, dude, I ain't stretchin' for real. 920 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:32,724 Man, look it here, 921 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:33,959 these shorts so tight, man, 922 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,661 they huggin' my nuts to my thighs. 923 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:36,895 (playful music) 924 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,364 - Well, you do look professional, though. 925 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:39,731 - Whoo! Man. 926 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,934 This ain't right. 927 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,436 - I already got my practice in. 928 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:45,571 You're the one that's in training. Here, you drive. 929 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:46,438 - Okay, I'll drive. 930 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:53,712 Get these shorts off my blue balls, you know? 931 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:54,713 We can make it work. 932 00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,583 Hold on, man. 933 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,017 I'm tryin' to get up in this. 934 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,552 God damn! 935 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:04,055 Look at this God damn Terry Crews lookin' motherfucker. 936 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,492 When we start hirin' felons? 937 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,460 Man, so this the new boy, huh? 938 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,095 - Yeah, they started phasing out the old trucks, 939 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,398 started bringing in these new Nissan cargo vans. 940 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:13,665 - Oh, okay, 941 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:14,900 so, hey, we gotta start payin' for our own gas? 942 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,967 - Nah. - We don't? 943 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,102 - Company gives us a gas card. 944 00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:19,037 - Gas card, woo baby. 945 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,739 Well, let's get it crackin' then. 946 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:21,973 Hey. 947 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,442 Shit, boy, it's hot as hell in here, boy. 948 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,077 What they got the air conditioner set on, Hell? 949 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,413 All right, hold up, let me turn this up. 950 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:29,415 All right, I'm set and ready to go, so. 951 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:32,451 Take off. 952 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:35,120 (hip hop music) 953 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,334 - Like I said, Brian, 954 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,468 you'll see all types on this route, bro. 955 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,702 - Yeah. 956 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,070 Yes, sir. 957 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,439 - Hey, Mr. Postman. 958 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:54,840 I like them shorts. 959 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,141 You got my mama mail? 960 00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,576 - Hell no, I ain't got your mama mail. 961 00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,311 What yo mama name, Louise? 962 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:00,512 - No, Miss Parker. 963 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,580 - Nah, this ain't her. 964 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,783 Baby, who are y'all? The OMG girls? 965 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,218 Destiny's Child rejects? (laughs) 966 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,355 - I like them shorts anyway. 967 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:10,622 - Oh, thanks, sweetie. (yelling loudly) 968 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,291 (playful music) 969 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,127 - That's just Carlos, man, 970 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,296 the little pain in the ass of the street. 971 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,465 We see all types out here, brother. 972 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,066 I'ma ask you again: are you ready? 973 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,334 - Man, this shit's crazy. 974 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,871 Yeah, I'm ready. 975 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:26,905 All right, I'm ready. 976 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:32,077 Oh, man, what the? 977 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,244 - You got my check? 978 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:34,446 You got my check? - No, not today, Tyrone. 979 00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:36,081 It comes in a couple weeks, buddy. 980 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:37,082 - Okay. 981 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,484 (upbeat music) 982 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:41,687 - Man, what the hell he doin' with a football? 983 00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:44,423 - He used to be an all-American running back in high school. 984 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:45,724 - And, it's hot as hell with that fur coat on, man. 985 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,158 What the hell? 986 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,594 I don't know if I can do this, bro. 987 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:52,498 - Hey, Scott. 988 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:53,599 - How you doin' today, Miss Benham? 989 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:54,833 - This is Brian. 990 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,767 He'll be covering for me for a couple of weeks 991 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,235 while I'm on vacation. 992 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,671 - That's right, you're goin' on your big cruise. 993 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:00,939 - Miss Benham knows everything 994 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,007 that's goin' on in this neighborhood. 995 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,542 Nothing gets by her. - Okay. 996 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,810 - Nothing. 997 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:08,480 I record everything on this phone, everything. 998 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,649 - All right, now. Double 007. 999 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:13,151 (laughs) That's good to know. This belongs to you. 1000 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:16,287 All right, have a good day. 1001 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,563 - Ooh, hey, 1002 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:26,031 oh my gosh. 1003 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,799 Thank you so much. - All right, no problem. 1004 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:30,101 - Hey, you know, you are awfully sexy. 1005 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,038 You like milk and cookies? 1006 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,006 - Milk and cookies? 1007 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:38,744 - Milk and cookies. (hip hop music) 1008 00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:42,648 (grunts) Cookies, cookies. 1009 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:43,815 Come on. 1010 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:44,650 * Bust it down 1011 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:45,484 * Bust it down 1012 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:46,317 * Bust it down 1013 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:47,152 * Bust it down 1014 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:48,286 * Bus it down 1015 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,989 - The boy had on Speedos and a housecoat. 1016 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,024 (laughs) But, did you see the twerkin'? 1017 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,359 The twerkin', man. 1018 00:39:54,359 --> 00:39:56,061 (laughs) Oh, man. 1019 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:56,995 What's up, young man? 1020 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:57,929 - You're our new mailman? 1021 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,230 - Yes, indeed, I am, son. 1022 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,299 - [Kid] Man, you look stupid. 1023 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,535 - I bet I'm smarter than you. - You got on some nut huggers. 1024 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,236 - Man, I ain't a bull. I've hurt no kids. 1025 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,304 Ain't a bull slappin' no kid. 1026 00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:07,138 Nigga, you better hold me back. 1027 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,174 - Brian, relax, relax. 1028 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:11,109 - Ooh, boy. 1029 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:12,778 - We got all kinds on this route. 1030 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:13,612 All kinds. 1031 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:14,813 - Hey, look, hey. 1032 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,147 I'm 'bout to put him in a choke hold. 1033 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,116 Children 'round the neighborhood and shit. 1034 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:21,887 (car horn honks) 1035 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:22,721 Ooh, shit. 1036 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:23,655 - Hey, Scott. 1037 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,190 - Hey, Jovanne, how you doin'? 1038 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,124 - How are you doing? 1039 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,058 - I'm good, I'm good. This is-- 1040 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,694 - Brian Lincoln at your service. 1041 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,095 Yes. (laughs) 1042 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,831 You are so very titty. (laughs) 1043 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,900 I mean, pretty. Yes. 1044 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,535 - Okay, so nice to meet you. 1045 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,169 (Brian mumbling) 1046 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:42,273 - Oh, yes. (speaking Spanish) 1047 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,241 (laughs) 1048 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:44,876 - It's not Cinco de Mayo. 1049 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,144 - [Brian] Oh, okay. 1050 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,178 - No, but it is nice to meet you, 1051 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:50,081 and you're very guapo. 1052 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:53,251 - Oh, well, I do have plenty guapo, okay? 1053 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:56,054 I got a government-o, say job-o. 1054 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,723 Anyway, baby, look here. 1055 00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,424 I need your signature for this, okay? 1056 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:00,258 - [Jovanne] Okay. 1057 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,760 - Just sign right there. 1058 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,961 On the bottom line, yeah. 1059 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:07,699 Fergie, Black Eyed Peas (speaking gibberish) 1060 00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,400 Oops, I ain't mean to do that. 1061 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,369 I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 1062 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,838 - Okay, good, yeah. 1063 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:17,075 Ooh (speaking gibberish) 1064 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,544 - Oh, yay. - Oh, yes. 1065 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,246 - I'm excited. 1066 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,714 - Oh, Lord, what is this, girl? 1067 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:25,283 Are you the neighborhood sex drug dealer round here? 1068 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:28,019 - No, silly, this is the stuff that keeps me slim and sexy. 1069 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,755 - Ooh, girl, I'll tell you what, 1070 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,456 you are slim, and you are sexy. 1071 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:32,858 (laughs) Oh, you know. 1072 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,025 - Then, it's working. 1073 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:34,860 - Ooh, good catch. 1074 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,062 (laughs) Damn. 1075 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:39,364 Ugh, girl, you know, I just wanna put a little toot toot 1076 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:41,733 on your beep beep, you know what I'm sayin'? 1077 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,468 - Well, we got some more work to do. 1078 00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:45,136 - Beep beep. - Let's move it along, Brian. 1079 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,404 - Hey, look, here we go, 1080 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:47,105 I'm gonna have all your checks for you, okay? 1081 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,339 All your mail. 1082 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,641 - (speaks Spanish) Yeah, you're so cute. 1083 00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,710 (Brian yelling gibberish) 1084 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:54,345 (playful music) 1085 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:57,783 - What's up, Scott? What you got for me today? 1086 00:41:57,783 --> 00:41:59,284 You can keep them bills, though. 1087 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:02,020 - No, not today, Mack, just these advertisements. 1088 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,822 This is Brian. He'll be filling in for me for a while. 1089 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:06,191 - Oh, let me properly introduce myself. 1090 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,158 My name is Mack. 1091 00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:08,293 I run everything over here. 1092 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:09,561 - Okay. - And, over there. 1093 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,930 - All right, okay, relax, man, relax. 1094 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:13,732 Okay, all right, so that's you, huh? 1095 00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:14,966 - [Mack] Mm hmm. 1096 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,201 - All right, man, well listen in. 1097 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,502 I'm not tryin' to run nothin', all right? 1098 00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:19,070 I just be here doin' my job. 1099 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:21,006 - Good, 'cause if I ever catch you creepin' 1100 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,407 over at Jovanne's house, 1101 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:24,375 there's gonna be a problem, homie, a problem. 1102 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,112 - Oh, Jesus, boy, was you suckin' titties last night? 1103 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:28,680 (laughs) I think the milk went bad. 1104 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,048 (laughs) 1105 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:30,916 - Nigga, that's man breath. 1106 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,183 - Oh, shit. 1107 00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:33,685 - You wouldn't know nothin' about that. 1108 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:35,053 - All right, Mr. Scott, let's beam up outta here. 1109 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,388 - Come on, Brian. - Fellas, ya'll be easy now. 1110 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,523 - Tight ass shorts on. 1111 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,093 What's up, Aaliyah? 1112 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:43,128 - Hey, Mack. - How your brother doin'? 1113 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,162 - He fine. 1114 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,697 - Tell him to call me. - Okay. 1115 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:47,999 - Her brother got that paper. 1116 00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,075 - Oh, man. 1117 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,711 - Gonna grab a bite to eat, bro. 1118 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,146 I'm starvin'. 1119 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,082 - No, man, shit, my feet killin' me from all that walkin'. 1120 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,985 I'm just gonna sit right here, chill, drink my water. 1121 00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:09,988 - Yeah, that's how it was when I first started. 1122 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,522 Well, suit yourself. 1123 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:12,691 I'll be back. 1124 00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:14,092 - All right, man. 1125 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,295 Damn, my feet killin' me. 1126 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,364 (grunts) 1127 00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:33,144 (electronic Hispanic music) 1128 00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:57,628 (grunts) 1129 00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,597 Oh, aw, hell no. 1130 00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:01,332 - You okay in there? 1131 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:04,602 - Whoa, whew, man, I just had the worst dream of my life. 1132 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,271 I mean, my girl was like, 1133 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,039 one minute she was, 1134 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,674 and then the other minute, 1135 00:45:09,674 --> 00:45:11,009 man I just saw somebody in a blue, 1136 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,611 Cookie Monster suit with his ass out. 1137 00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,646 It was crazy. - What? 1138 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:17,382 - That don't make me gay, does it? 1139 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:18,516 - Gay friendly. 1140 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:19,617 - Gay friendly. 1141 00:45:19,617 --> 00:45:20,752 Let's get the hell outta here. 1142 00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:23,321 (upbeat music) 1143 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:33,698 - It's cool, bay. 1144 00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:35,100 If you're good with it, I'm good with it. 1145 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,102 - Erick. - [Erick] We in here, cuz. 1146 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,304 (hip hop music) - What's happenin'? 1147 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:40,872 Oh, yeah. 1148 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:42,040 All right. 1149 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,975 - Damn, B, can you breathe in them clothes? 1150 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:45,410 - What, man? These government issues, Jack. 1151 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,611 What you talkin' about, man? 1152 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:48,146 - Look, I'm just sayin', man, 1153 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,515 they got you lookin' like the mailman slash boy scout, bro. 1154 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:51,783 - Yeah, go and get your jokes out. 1155 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:53,684 - Look, man, this my friend Shane-Shane, 1156 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:54,820 this my cousin Brian. 1157 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:55,821 - Hey. - Hey. 1158 00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:58,023 You are so booty-ful. 1159 00:45:58,023 --> 00:45:59,224 I mean, beautiful. 1160 00:45:59,224 --> 00:46:00,591 (both laughing) - Thank you. 1161 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,627 - [Erick] Man, sit yo ass down. 1162 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,162 - I'm just sayin'. 1163 00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:05,396 - Well, I got a cousin that could probably hook you up. 1164 00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:07,265 I mean, I've seen her work miracles on people. 1165 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,934 - Okay. - I mean, but, why you ain't 1166 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:10,201 just wear some pants, though? 1167 00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:11,569 - Did you see how hot it is outside? 1168 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:12,838 It's hot as hell. 1169 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:14,572 All right? I ain't gonna be walkin' around, 1170 00:46:14,572 --> 00:46:15,807 deliverin' mail with that on. 1171 00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:17,909 - All right, well let me get her on the phone. 1172 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,681 Keysha, 1173 00:46:23,681 --> 00:46:24,850 girl. 1174 00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:26,517 You still got the hookup on them clothes? 1175 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,287 'Cause, girl, I mean, 1176 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:32,991 we got a 911, man down, Rihanna-type situation over here. 1177 00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:33,925 - Calm down, all right? 1178 00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:35,393 I ain't lookin' for nothin'. 1179 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:36,761 - Yeah, you think you could do that for me, though? 1180 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:38,964 Okay, cool. I'll holler at you. 1181 00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:41,099 Okay. 1182 00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:42,700 She said she got you. 1183 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,935 - All right, then. 1184 00:46:43,935 --> 00:46:45,403 Shit, that's what I'm talkin' about, girl. 1185 00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:48,339 I'ma have to move up into upper menage. (laughs) 1186 00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,741 I mean management on the job, you see. 1187 00:46:57,082 --> 00:46:58,316 - Hey, what's up, Clay? 1188 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,517 Your little sister tell you I said, "Call me," 1189 00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:00,485 man, I ain't hear from you. 1190 00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:01,953 - Yeah, she told me to call you. 1191 00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:03,788 Money callin', too, my nigga, and we gettin' it. 1192 00:47:03,788 --> 00:47:05,723 - About that, I need a favor. 1193 00:47:05,723 --> 00:47:07,792 - That favor require money? I ain't got it. 1194 00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:09,160 - Damn, nigga, you ain't even hear me out. 1195 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,261 - Nigga, I ain't got to hear you out 1196 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:11,997 to know that no mean no. 1197 00:47:11,997 --> 00:47:13,098 Beat it. 1198 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:14,065 - It's like that? - Yeah. 1199 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:16,367 It's like that. - All right. 1200 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:17,869 - Yup. Remember that. 1201 00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:28,246 (upbeat music) 1202 00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:50,601 - All right, everybody, listen up. 1203 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:51,702 Bring it in. 1204 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,971 Come on. 1205 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:54,372 - You look like a damn hip hop fool. 1206 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,674 - Oh, well, thank you for noticing. 1207 00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:59,144 Just a little somethin' my peoples put together. 1208 00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:01,146 - All right, everybody, remember 1209 00:48:01,146 --> 00:48:04,182 to hit all of your scan points out there today, okay? 1210 00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:07,752 That goes for everybody, including you, Mr. Berry. 1211 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,421 Crazy Dave. 1212 00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,456 (laughs) 1213 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:13,024 All right, let's get to work. 1214 00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:13,858 Let's go. 1215 00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:15,293 - That boy's crazy, man. 1216 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:20,098 (hums loudly) 1217 00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:22,767 What's up, baby? 1218 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:26,137 (upbeat music) 1219 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:26,972 - Wow. 1220 00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:29,941 See you took care of your shorts problem. 1221 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:31,909 - (laughs) Yeah, man, you know what I'm sayin'? 1222 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,045 Yesterday, I was lookin' like Julius Irving. 1223 00:48:34,045 --> 00:48:37,915 Today, I'm lookin' like Lebron James, ya dig? 1224 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,350 - Okay, Lebron James, 1225 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,319 dump the rest of these packages in the back of the truck. 1226 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:43,221 - Right away, right away. 1227 00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:46,224 (grunts) 1228 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:50,695 - Okay, you got your scanner on you? 1229 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:52,230 - Yep. 1230 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,731 - Good, 'cause I got chewed out by Miss Kelly yesterday. 1231 00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:55,733 (laughs) Hurry up, so we can get back my route. 1232 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,035 - Okay, all right. 1233 00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,238 (playful music) 1234 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:02,473 (dog barking) 1235 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:03,741 Look at ya, little thing. 1236 00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:06,411 You a little monster, ain't ya? 1237 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:07,245 I'll get ya. 1238 00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,246 I'll get ya. 1239 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,848 (gasps fearfully) 1240 00:49:10,848 --> 00:49:11,849 Oh, shit. 1241 00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:14,319 (upbeat music) (dog barking) 1242 00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:19,324 Oh, shit. 1243 00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:23,428 (laughs) 1244 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,431 (yelling fearfully) 1245 00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:34,839 - Tonka, get over here. Stop playin' with the mailman. 1246 00:49:34,839 --> 00:49:35,773 - Yeah, Tonka. 1247 00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:37,808 Don't play with the mailman. 1248 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,978 (laughs hysterically) 1249 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:47,852 (Brian wooting) 1250 00:49:47,852 --> 00:49:49,387 Ooh, man. 1251 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:50,921 - Well, Brian, it's been fun training you. 1252 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,690 It's vacation time for me starting tomorrow. 1253 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,824 - [Brian] Okay. 1254 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,926 - Just remember everything I showed you. 1255 00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:57,495 Please remember to hang the scanner up, 1256 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,097 and oh, don't forget, 1257 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:00,398 we don't go in people's backyards. 1258 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:01,666 - Right, exactly man. 1259 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,800 I had to learn that the hard way, right? 1260 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,069 (laughs) 1261 00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:05,002 Hey, but listen, man, 1262 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:05,936 thank you for everything, man. 1263 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:06,871 I think I really got this, man. 1264 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:08,773 - All right. - Yeah. 1265 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:09,607 All right. 1266 00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:14,579 - Hey, how was your day out there today? 1267 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:16,581 - Man, it was crazy out there. 1268 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:18,015 - Crazy is right. 1269 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,017 Somebody kidnapped a little girl a couple days ago 1270 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,619 from the same neighborhood you work in. 1271 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:24,222 - Damn, that's messed up. - Yeah. 1272 00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,690 Just be on the lookout. 1273 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:26,924 - Yeah, definitely. 1274 00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:27,925 - All right. 1275 00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:34,965 (scanner beeping) 1276 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,670 (playful music) 1277 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:52,483 (scanner beeps) 1278 00:50:52,483 --> 00:50:54,119 - Delete. 1279 00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:55,520 So long, Mr. Lincoln. 1280 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:08,633 - Oh, this motherfucker. 1281 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:14,739 (grunting) 1282 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:18,676 (quivering) Oh, Lord. 1283 00:51:18,676 --> 00:51:19,510 Shit, hey. 1284 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:21,646 This motherfucker, ugh. 1285 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:26,617 Oh, man. 1286 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:27,552 What, man, you ain't gonna wash your hands or nothin'? 1287 00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:28,786 You ain't gonna wash your hands? 1288 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:32,657 Man, you ain't Crazy Dave, you Nasty Dave. 1289 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:44,669 - [Miss Kelly On Intercom] Mr. Lincoln, in my office now. 1290 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,708 - Come on in, sit down, Mr. Lincoln. 1291 00:51:51,976 --> 00:51:53,344 - Hey, what's up, Miss Kelly? 1292 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:55,213 - I've been goin' over these scanners. 1293 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:57,915 How come everybody's is in except for yours? 1294 00:51:57,915 --> 00:51:59,217 - What? 1295 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,019 Hey, I swear I made all my scans today. 1296 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:04,822 - All right, well, I don't know what's up either, 1297 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,757 but you need to learn what's up. 1298 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,895 Look, I'm gonna give you a chance to redeem yourself, 1299 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:13,063 only because I remotely like you. 1300 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:17,835 Now, a package came here from Pepper Pike, wrong station. 1301 00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:20,037 I told them we'd just go ahead and deliver it for them. 1302 00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:21,406 Can you do that? - All right. 1303 00:52:21,406 --> 00:52:22,540 - While you're out there, 1304 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,841 take a look at this flyer. 1305 00:52:25,109 --> 00:52:27,412 - Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the missing girl. 1306 00:52:27,412 --> 00:52:28,779 Tracy was tellin' me about this. 1307 00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,281 - Yeah. 1308 00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:31,716 I need you to keep your eyes open out there, all right? 1309 00:52:31,716 --> 00:52:32,917 - [Brian] Okay, will do. 1310 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,752 - Thank you, Mr. Lincoln, you can go. 1311 00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:35,753 - All right. 1312 00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:56,006 Ugh, Tyrone, what the hell are you doin' in my truck? 1313 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,475 - Got my check? Got my check? 1314 00:52:57,475 --> 00:52:59,377 - Nah, man, I ain't got no check, man. 1315 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:01,078 'Bout three more weeks, all right? 1316 00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:04,081 (upbeat rock music) 1317 00:53:17,094 --> 00:53:19,764 (playful music) 1318 00:53:26,271 --> 00:53:27,104 Oh, wait. 1319 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,574 "Please take mail from mailbox." 1320 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:30,408 Okay. 1321 00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:33,444 (loud snapping) 1322 00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:37,114 Oh, Lord! (yelling loudly) 1323 00:53:37,114 --> 00:53:37,948 Jesus! 1324 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:40,150 You little basterd, 1325 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:41,786 hey, you better not put this on the internet! 1326 00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:43,120 I don't wanna see it on Facebook, 1327 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,090 Instagram, YouTube, none of it! 1328 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,262 I'ma murder these kids. 1329 00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:52,830 I don't know if I can do this job. 1330 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,499 I don't know what's gonna happen to me. 1331 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,335 - Mr. Lincoln. 1332 00:53:57,335 --> 00:53:58,869 - Yo, yo. 1333 00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:00,771 - Hey, I got that package Miss Kelly wants you to deliver. 1334 00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:01,606 - Oh, okay. 1335 00:54:02,607 --> 00:54:03,541 - You gotta hurry up, too, 1336 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:04,809 'cause you gotta go all the way 1337 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:06,176 over there to that rich neighborhood. 1338 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,011 All right, be safe. 1339 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:07,845 - All right. 1340 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:14,819 - Damn, wait a minute, Mr. Postman. 1341 00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:17,922 - Oh, hey there, ma'am, how you doin'? 1342 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:21,158 - Ooh, you can bring that mail right here, baby. 1343 00:54:21,158 --> 00:54:25,563 Ooh, boy, you must be new. What's your name? 1344 00:54:25,563 --> 00:54:27,064 - Brian Lincoln, ma'am. 1345 00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:28,699 - Oh, man. 1346 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,368 Oh, no, no, boo-boo. 1347 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,938 You call me Peaches. 1348 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:34,772 - Okay. 1349 00:54:36,173 --> 00:54:40,077 - Look at you, lookin' all caramel and scrumdiliumcious. 1350 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:44,181 (hip hop music) 1351 00:54:44,181 --> 00:54:49,186 Ooh, I can tell you smoke weed by the way your lips look. 1352 00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:53,123 I keep that law back, baby, 1353 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:58,696 and if you ever wanna come to the jungle 1354 00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:00,798 and wrestle with the cougar, 1355 00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:05,269 I'm one knock away, baby. (growls) 1356 00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:08,773 - You got the cougar sound down and everything. (laughs) 1357 00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:09,940 Well, Miss Peaches, 1358 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,977 if I'd ever decide I wanna be Tarzan, 1359 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,144 I'll give you a knock, okay? 1360 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,647 - One knock away, baby. 1361 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:18,215 - [Brian] All righty then. 1362 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:19,316 - Mm, mm, mm. 1363 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:22,853 Ooh. 1364 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:26,857 (upbeat music) 1365 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,067 - Oh, hello, typically white lady, 1366 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:41,105 jogging in a typical white neighborhood. (laughs) 1367 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:42,873 Damn, she got an ass, too. 1368 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:44,274 Shit. 1369 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:45,943 Where this house at? 1370 00:55:51,916 --> 00:55:54,118 Is this the right address? 1371 00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,586 It's right. 1372 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:57,087 Damn, why they got that big ass horse 1373 00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:59,156 sittin' in the front yard? 1374 00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:00,791 (exhales loudly) 1375 00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:01,592 All right. 1376 00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:18,509 (whimpering faintly) (playful music) 1377 00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:23,448 Dog contained by invisible fence? 1378 00:56:23,448 --> 00:56:25,583 That mean you can't get me? 1379 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,585 Hey, boy, you can't get me now. 1380 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:28,686 You can't get me. 1381 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:29,954 Ha! 1382 00:56:29,954 --> 00:56:31,188 Get some of this. Come on, get some of this! 1383 00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:32,590 Get it, get it, get it! 1384 00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:34,692 (laughs) 1385 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:36,594 Oh, I get you boy. 1386 00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:37,394 Oh, shit. 1387 00:56:51,375 --> 00:56:53,844 All right, Miss Jovanne Mendoza. 1388 00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:56,481 Let's see what you got goin' on in your social media. 1389 00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:02,653 Mm, talent show, Saturday night. 1390 00:57:02,653 --> 00:57:03,921 Sign up online. 1391 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,255 Okay, I think I will. 1392 00:57:07,492 --> 00:57:08,693 They want my social? 1393 00:57:08,693 --> 00:57:10,360 What they want my social for? What the hell? 1394 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,796 Oh, it's a money prize, okay. 1395 00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:18,068 Oh, I got somethin' for that ass. (laughs) 1396 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,205 Hey, brother, hey. 1397 00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:23,307 Oh, man! 1398 00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:25,876 Hey, maybe just count to 10, man. 1399 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:28,178 - I ain't gonna shoot you, Mr. Postman. 1400 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:30,515 These motherfuckers kidnapped my little sister, 1401 00:57:30,515 --> 00:57:32,650 and I'm gonna kill 'em when I catch 'em. 1402 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:34,752 - The little kidnapped girl? That's your little sister? 1403 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:35,586 - Yeah. 1404 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:36,854 - Oh, baby, look, man. 1405 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:39,924 I could communicate with you a lot better, okay, 1406 00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:41,559 if you just drop that gun. 1407 00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:43,060 Come on, man, put the gun down. 1408 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,529 (dramatic music) 1409 00:57:44,529 --> 00:57:45,530 You can do it, yeah. 1410 00:57:46,897 --> 00:57:49,500 - These motherfuckers kidnapped my little sister. 1411 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,835 They holdin' her for ransom. 1412 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:52,069 I'm agreein' to pay, 1413 00:57:52,069 --> 00:57:54,438 but they keep goin' up on the damn price. 1414 00:57:55,873 --> 00:57:57,374 Two years ago, my mother died, 1415 00:57:57,374 --> 00:58:00,244 and I swore to her that I'd look out for my little sister. 1416 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:02,713 What's your name, man? 1417 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:04,448 - I'm Brian. 1418 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:05,850 - Brian, I'm Clay. 1419 00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:07,685 I see you walkin' through the neighborhood, 1420 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:08,853 deliverin' your little mail. 1421 00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:10,721 You hear anything around this motherfucker, 1422 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:11,656 you bring it to me. 1423 00:58:11,656 --> 00:58:14,158 You hear me? You bring it to me. 1424 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:18,095 - Man, I hear anything, I will bring it to you, okay? 1425 00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:19,730 Now, all that shit yours. 1426 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:31,776 - Mr. Lincoln, are you trying to get fired? 1427 00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:34,545 - No, Miss Kelly, what's up? What happened? 1428 00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:36,614 - How come when I walked past your casing area this morning, 1429 00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:39,483 I found a whole bunch of advertisement papers balled up 1430 00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:40,918 with the addresses ripped off? 1431 00:58:40,918 --> 00:58:42,119 - I don't know, 1432 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,220 because I delivered all my advos yesterday. 1433 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:44,521 I mean, I don't know, 1434 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:46,023 somebody must've put 'em there. 1435 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:49,426 - I'm not trying to hear your cokin', danggon', poppycock. 1436 00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:50,661 That's two, 1437 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:52,362 two strikes now. 1438 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,598 You get one more, Mr. Lincoln. 1439 00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:55,099 One more again, 1440 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,901 and your ass is outta here! 1441 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:58,435 Now, get your ass outta here! 1442 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,105 Go on and get out of my office! 1443 00:59:01,105 --> 00:59:02,607 - All right, man, but man, I'm just tryin' to say. 1444 00:59:02,607 --> 00:59:04,875 - Jesus, take the wheel and get outta my office, man. 1445 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:05,710 Get out! 1446 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,512 You drive me crazy. 1447 00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:11,081 Where my pills? 1448 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,854 - Oh, man. 1449 00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:18,122 Man, you know what? 1450 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:19,657 I know I delivered all of my shit yesterday. 1451 00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:21,158 Somebody's tryin' to set me up. 1452 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,961 - I see the hip hop mailman got chewed out again, huh? 1453 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,163 - Man, if you don't get the hell on. 1454 00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,065 Man, you lucky I had a bad night last night. 1455 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,834 - Not in here, Brian, not today. 1456 00:59:32,937 --> 00:59:35,606 (hip hop music) 1457 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:37,541 Woo! 1458 00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:41,245 - It's goin' down in here tonight. 1459 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,147 - Hey, man, that's the girl right there, boy. 1460 00:59:43,147 --> 00:59:44,281 - Man, she aight. 1461 00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:45,482 - Man, come on. 1462 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:47,051 Hey, the talent show about to start. 1463 00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:48,285 - What's up, what's up, what's up? 1464 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:50,387 It's the one and only DJ Ryan Wolf, 1465 00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,823 right now with the Saturday Night Special. 1466 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:55,225 We do this each and every Saturday. 1467 00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:57,227 First up, Jovanne. 1468 00:59:57,227 --> 01:00:00,798 (audience applauds) 1469 01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:03,467 (hip hop music) 1470 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:49,513 Give it up for Jovanne, everybody, 1471 01:00:49,513 --> 01:00:51,348 with your sexy self. 1472 01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:52,950 Mm, mm, mm. 1473 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:56,821 Next up, we got Matt rappin', "Pissin' Me Off." 1474 01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,224 * You don't wanna be pissin 'me off * 1475 01:01:00,224 --> 01:01:01,558 * 'Cause you're pissin' me off 1476 01:01:01,558 --> 01:01:03,060 * Stop pissin' me off 1477 01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:05,395 (rap music) 1478 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,262 (audience applauds) 1479 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:41,766 Last, but not least, we got Brian Lincoln. 1480 01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:48,873 - How y'all doin'? 1481 01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:52,242 I just wanna do a little somethin' I wrote. 1482 01:01:53,778 --> 01:01:56,346 I was sittin' at home worried about my girlfriend. 1483 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:58,282 I haven't been able to find her lately, so. 1484 01:01:58,282 --> 01:02:00,885 (guitar music) 1485 01:02:00,885 --> 01:02:02,119 I'm a loner sort of guy, 1486 01:02:04,889 --> 01:02:05,990 but I'ma be all right. 1487 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:10,494 * Just wanna say 1488 01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:12,863 * Bitch, where are you? 1489 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:15,732 * I ain't seen you in a while 1490 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,567 * Came by your house yesterday 1491 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:21,271 * And your mama said, "Child" 1492 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,639 Oh, y'all ain't feelin' that one, huh? 1493 01:02:22,639 --> 01:02:24,574 All right, I got one for you. 1494 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:25,442 How 'bout this? 1495 01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:32,449 * Til the sweat run down my balls * 1496 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:37,687 * Til all you bitches crawl 1497 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:40,490 * All you skeet, skeet, skeet motherfucker * 1498 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:42,793 * All, you skeet, God damn 1499 01:02:42,793 --> 01:02:44,962 * From the window 1500 01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:48,065 * To the wall 1501 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,801 * Til the sweat run down my balls * 1502 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:53,003 * All you bitches crawl 1503 01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:54,271 Everybody! 1504 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,273 * All you skeet, skeet, skeet motherfucker * 1505 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:58,976 * All you skeet, God damn 1506 01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,477 (audience applauds) 1507 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:01,278 Thank you. 1508 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,249 - Everybody give it up for B. 1509 01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:06,616 You feel me, boy? 1510 01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:08,819 Now it's time to see who gone win the big ones, 1511 01:03:08,819 --> 01:03:10,287 $500. 1512 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,689 Could my lovely assistant please come up with the slip? 1513 01:03:12,689 --> 01:03:15,860 (audience applauding) 1514 01:03:18,863 --> 01:03:20,264 And the winner is 1515 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:22,967 Brian Lincoln. 1516 01:03:22,967 --> 01:03:24,701 (audience applauds) 1517 01:03:24,701 --> 01:03:27,371 (hip hop music) 1518 01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:46,190 - Yeah, I'ma use that whole $500 on you, boo. 1519 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,692 (laughs) I can use that, you know what I'm sayin'? 1520 01:03:48,692 --> 01:03:49,526 - Hey. 1521 01:03:49,526 --> 01:03:50,961 - Hey, what's up, girl? 1522 01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:52,462 - You're supposed to be my mailman, not stealing my money. 1523 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,098 - Well, you know, baby, I had to go up there 1524 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,500 and do what I had to do. (laughs) 1525 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,734 - [Jovanne] All right. 1526 01:03:57,734 --> 01:03:58,568 - Well, you know, I'm just kiddin' girl. 1527 01:03:58,568 --> 01:03:59,403 Look, how you doin'? 1528 01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:00,204 You can sing, girl. 1529 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:01,338 - Thank you, 1530 01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,672 but I'm sad now. 1531 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:03,573 - [Brian] What's up? 1532 01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:04,708 - I lost. 1533 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:05,642 - I'll tell you what. 1534 01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:06,443 Let me make it up to you, okay? 1535 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:07,644 We'll go out for drinks. 1536 01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:08,879 - That sounds cool. 1537 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:10,915 - Okay, cool, let me have your number. 1538 01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:12,049 No, you know what? Matter of fact, 1539 01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:13,517 let me give you mine, 1540 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,751 so I know you serious, you know what I'm sayin'? 1541 01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:18,555 - Oh, my God, you're so silly. (laughs) 1542 01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:19,823 - Hold up. 1543 01:04:19,823 --> 01:04:22,059 - Okay, so I'm gonna call you from work. 1544 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,527 - [Brian] Okay. 1545 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,395 - So, don't try to play Mr. Joe Cool, whatever you guys do. 1546 01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:26,964 Pick up my call. 1547 01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:27,797 - You just gonna holler at this nigga? 1548 01:04:27,797 --> 01:04:28,865 You know I'm right here. 1549 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,367 - Mack. - Mack, just chill. 1550 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:31,801 - Shut up, fool, ain't nobody talkin' to you. 1551 01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,370 - Damn, man, you been suckin' on that titty again? 1552 01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,539 - Shut up, nigga. - Oh, fuck. 1553 01:04:35,539 --> 01:04:36,706 - Oh, hell no. 1554 01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:40,044 Get outta my bar, now! 1555 01:04:40,044 --> 01:04:41,278 - Come on, man. 1556 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:48,352 - If it's movin' around here, 1557 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:49,553 we definitely don't know about it. 1558 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:51,255 - I know that's right. 1559 01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:52,889 (car horn honks) 1560 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:53,723 Who's that? 1561 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:01,331 (laughs) I know that ain't my nigga Tino. 1562 01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,133 (laughs) Hey, man, I'll be right back. 1563 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:04,834 (hip hop music) 1564 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,203 Tino. 1565 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:08,072 - What up, Mack? 1566 01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:13,077 Look at you, boy. 1567 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:15,312 - Mack, baby, look at you. 1568 01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:16,480 Man, how you been, man? 1569 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,914 - I'm good, man. 1570 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:19,116 - What's good, man? - Long time, no see, baby. 1571 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,050 Yeah, man, I've been chillin', man. 1572 01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:21,185 Like when Jordan was wearing 54. 1573 01:05:21,185 --> 01:05:22,386 - Don't you mean 45? 1574 01:05:22,386 --> 01:05:24,221 - 45, 72, whatever, man. 1575 01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:25,755 I'm just tryin' to stay out of jail, baby. 1576 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,491 - I see you still a fool, man. 1577 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:29,226 Look, if you need somethin', 1578 01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:30,494 I got you. 1579 01:05:30,494 --> 01:05:31,528 - Bro, I'm so happy you said that, man. 1580 01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:32,762 Damn, I'm happy. 1581 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:33,730 You know, 'cause I do need a favor. 1582 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,199 - Talk to me. 1583 01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:36,533 - I need you to check this out, man, 'cause the government, 1584 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:37,801 I think they got it tagged, man. 1585 01:05:37,801 --> 01:05:39,136 - Why you say that? 1586 01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:40,137 - Watch this, man. 1587 01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:43,373 Siri, what is my name? 1588 01:05:43,373 --> 01:05:44,574 - [Siri] You're Tino. 1589 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,343 (playful music) 1590 01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:47,577 - Look at that. 1591 01:05:47,577 --> 01:05:52,049 Siri, how much money do I got in my pocket? 1592 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,118 - [Siri] $5.75. - How do she know that? 1593 01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:55,785 - Man, you been gone too long. 1594 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:58,188 Your girl probably programmed your name in that phone. 1595 01:05:58,188 --> 01:05:59,656 That's just Siri talkin' to you. 1596 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:01,491 - Who the hell is Siri, and how do she know my name? 1597 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:03,493 - Look, man, go see your family, come back and holla at me. 1598 01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,562 I'll show you how to work your phone. 1599 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:08,565 - Siri, where is this nigga goin'? 1600 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,067 - [Siri] I'm not sure I understand. 1601 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,768 - See, she know that, too. 1602 01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,437 She said you ain't goin' nowhere. 1603 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:37,927 - Hey. 1604 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:40,964 - Sweet Jesus, he's here. 1605 01:06:40,964 --> 01:06:42,732 He here, y'all. He here. 1606 01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:45,669 - Hey, Bernard. 1607 01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:48,705 Hey, baby. 1608 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,140 We all been waiting on you. 1609 01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:52,842 - My name is Brian. 1610 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:55,512 Oh, I see, okay. 1611 01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:58,148 Bernard Walker cremation. 1612 01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,216 Cremation? 1613 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:00,650 Oh, hell no. 1614 01:07:00,650 --> 01:07:02,619 Can you take this dead body from me, please? 1615 01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:03,920 (laughs nervously) 1616 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,389 - Come on in, baby. 1617 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:06,923 - No, I'm sorry, Miss Walker, 1618 01:07:06,923 --> 01:07:08,392 I gotta finish making my deliveries. 1619 01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:11,228 - We just gonna say a little prayer right quick, that's all. 1620 01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:13,029 - All right, okay, no problem. 1621 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,364 - Okay, come on. 1622 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:20,270 Oh, thank you. 1623 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:21,505 He's here, y'all, he's here. 1624 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,140 - I should've never smoked that weed. 1625 01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:33,049 - Let us pray. 1626 01:07:34,184 --> 01:07:35,619 Dear Father in heaven, 1627 01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:37,587 we come before you asking for comfort, Father, 1628 01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:40,790 for the friends, family, and the loved one of the dearly departed. 1629 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,126 We come to you, Father, (car horn honks) 1630 01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:43,460 because we-- 1631 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:44,861 uh oh. 1632 01:07:44,861 --> 01:07:46,230 That's cousin Tino. 1633 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:47,464 - Hey, hey, how y'all doin'? 1634 01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:49,699 All right, love the dress. 1635 01:07:49,699 --> 01:07:51,601 Look here, I've been in the pen, 1636 01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,403 and while I was in there, 1637 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,472 I picked up a Bible. 1638 01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:58,808 So, now I wanna read somethin' for my cousin, Bernard. 1639 01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:02,446 Let's turn to the book of Ludacris. 1640 01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:04,114 - That's Leviticus. 1641 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:05,949 - Okay, well how 'bout 1642 01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:09,886 the book of Pisan? 1643 01:08:09,886 --> 01:08:11,087 - That's Pslams. 1644 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,056 - Okay, we'll let's turn to the book of Job. 1645 01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:15,058 - That's Job. 1646 01:08:15,058 --> 01:08:15,892 Dang, boy. 1647 01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:19,263 Uncle, just finish the prayer. 1648 01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:20,630 - Okay. 1649 01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:22,432 Lord, he was a faithful man, 1650 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:24,868 just not to his wife, 1651 01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:27,036 and he was a good provider for his family, 1652 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,372 when he wasn't spendin' all his money 1653 01:08:28,372 --> 01:08:30,807 on Newport kings and the lottery. 1654 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,075 And, he was the kinda guy 1655 01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:33,377 that'd give you the shirt off his back, 1656 01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:34,911 but he usually didn't have one, 1657 01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:36,780 because he gambled it away. 1658 01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:39,683 And, Lord, we love him, because you gave him to us. 1659 01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:42,186 We may need to talk about that, too, Lord, 1660 01:08:42,186 --> 01:08:43,920 but he gone, now, so, 1661 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,923 Lord, just comfort us now in our time of need. 1662 01:08:46,923 --> 01:08:47,757 Amen. 1663 01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:53,863 - Oh, hell naw. 1664 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:55,999 What are you doing here, man? 1665 01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:57,201 - Me and Bernard used to be homies. 1666 01:08:57,201 --> 01:08:58,302 We was bus trip buddies. 1667 01:08:58,302 --> 01:08:59,236 - Oh, okay. 1668 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:01,371 All right, well, be easy, Jack. 1669 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:16,653 - Peaches. 1670 01:09:17,921 --> 01:09:18,955 Hey, I got this letter for you. 1671 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:20,324 - [Peaches] Come in. 1672 01:09:20,324 --> 01:09:21,157 - Oh, all right. 1673 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,860 (R&B music) 1674 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:24,861 Hey, there, Miss Peaches. 1675 01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:26,095 Got a little letter for ya. 1676 01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:29,666 - You bring your sexy ass over here 1677 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:32,602 and put that mail right there. 1678 01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:33,437 - All right, well, you know what? 1679 01:09:33,437 --> 01:09:34,271 I'ma put it right here. 1680 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:36,306 - Mm, closer. 1681 01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:40,644 - How 'bout right there? (laughs) 1682 01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:41,478 - Closer. 1683 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:48,017 - Here you go. (growls) 1684 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,620 - You ready to play Tarzan? 1685 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:52,689 'Cause, I'm playin' Jane. 1686 01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:56,860 - What you got in them titties, girl. 1687 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:57,994 Oh, Lord. 1688 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,128 Oh, wait, wait, no. 1689 01:09:59,128 --> 01:10:00,630 There's something in here. 1690 01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:02,832 Peaches, Peaches, wait, I got some K-Y jelly in the truck. 1691 01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:04,301 Okay? Let me go get it, okay? 1692 01:10:04,301 --> 01:10:05,469 (growls) 1693 01:10:05,469 --> 01:10:06,403 It's gonna be slippery when wet, baby. 1694 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:07,437 Come on, let me go get it. 1695 01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:08,438 I'll be right back. 1696 01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,440 (yells) 1697 01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:18,782 Man, I wonder what the hell he order. 1698 01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,884 (laughs) 1699 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:24,521 - Hey. 1700 01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:26,155 - Hey, hey, hey, here you go. 1701 01:10:26,155 --> 01:10:27,324 I got a package for ya. 1702 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,327 (vibrates loudly) 1703 01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:31,861 Damn, the shit is vibrating. 1704 01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:34,097 - Oh, my gosh, the batteries are already in here? 1705 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,399 (laughs) 1706 01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:36,333 I guess so. 1707 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:38,468 - Yeah, look, you enjoy that. 1708 01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:39,536 Have a nice day. 1709 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:40,337 - Oh. 1710 01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:42,939 - Damn, what is everybody in this neighborhood on ecstasy? 1711 01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:44,207 - See you. 1712 01:10:44,207 --> 01:10:46,242 You look so cute in your uniform, though. 1713 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,110 Mm, mm, mm. 1714 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,882 (R&B music) 1715 01:11:04,127 --> 01:11:05,929 (both chuckling) 1716 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,797 - Thank you so much for the drinks. 1717 01:11:07,797 --> 01:11:09,566 I'm having a really good time with you. 1718 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:11,401 - You know what? Me, too. 1719 01:11:11,401 --> 01:11:12,836 - Good. 1720 01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:15,605 Hey, listen, I know you're probably wondering 1721 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,173 what's going on with Mack, 1722 01:11:17,173 --> 01:11:22,178 but I just wanna let you know that that's old business, 1723 01:11:23,046 --> 01:11:25,214 and just please be careful 1724 01:11:25,214 --> 01:11:26,850 when you go delivering mail around his house. 1725 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:28,718 He's been acting very strange lately. 1726 01:11:28,718 --> 01:11:30,253 - You know what, baby, I got it covered. 1727 01:11:30,253 --> 01:11:31,488 It's all good, okay? 1728 01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:33,723 But, thank you. I appreciate that. 1729 01:11:33,723 --> 01:11:37,661 - And, also, I want you to know that 1730 01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:40,897 I think you're a really great guy, 1731 01:11:42,065 --> 01:11:46,002 and this will definitely not be our last date. 1732 01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:47,737 - Hey, well, cheers to that. 1733 01:11:47,737 --> 01:11:49,639 (laughs) Yes. 1734 01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:52,709 Mm hmm. 1735 01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:57,681 - Three. 1736 01:11:57,681 --> 01:11:59,383 - Good morning, Miss Tracy. (laughs) 1737 01:11:59,383 --> 01:12:00,684 - Good morning, Mr. Lincoln. 1738 01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:02,386 - Miss Kelly. 1739 01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:04,788 Okay, look, 1740 01:12:06,189 --> 01:12:07,857 I can't find my key on the vehicle board outside. 1741 01:12:07,857 --> 01:12:09,125 - You're the one who was drivin' it. 1742 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,560 What the hell you askin' us about it for? 1743 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,796 - I know, but I put it on the hook last night. 1744 01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:15,264 - And, it better be on the hook by the end of the day. 1745 01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:17,200 Tracy, go get this boy the spare key 1746 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,402 before I have to kill him. 1747 01:12:18,402 --> 01:12:20,103 - Let's go. - It's gonna be cool. 1748 01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:26,443 - Look, man, just keep callin' for that ransom money. 1749 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:28,778 He's almost about to crack. 1750 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:29,979 Nigga, don't worry about the girl. 1751 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,047 I got everything under control over here. 1752 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,482 You just do your part. 1753 01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:33,983 (dramatic music) 1754 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,785 Man, you know I ain't about to hurt that little girl. 1755 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:38,187 I just want her brother to get those bands up. 1756 01:12:39,322 --> 01:12:42,125 All right, I'll holla at you later. 1757 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,295 The hell's goin' on out here? 1758 01:12:46,295 --> 01:12:48,031 - Nothin', man. I was just puttin' mail in your mailbox. 1759 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,533 - Oh, it's you, 1760 01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:51,801 you ole fake ass country singer. 1761 01:12:51,801 --> 01:12:53,069 Thought you was the man 1762 01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:54,237 at that little club the other night, huh? 1763 01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:55,505 Winning that contest, 1764 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:56,840 hollerin' at Jovanne. 1765 01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,508 I'ma tell you one more time, man, 1766 01:12:58,508 --> 01:13:00,477 leave that shit alone, Mr. Postman. 1767 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,178 - Look, man, I'm not even on that, Mack. 1768 01:13:02,178 --> 01:13:04,814 All right, look, I gotta finish my deliveries, man. 1769 01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:06,950 - Mm hmm. You be safe out here. 1770 01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:12,388 (dramatic music) 1771 01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:17,494 - Hey, Miss Kelly, 1772 01:13:17,494 --> 01:13:19,028 I think I know where that little girl's at. 1773 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,633 Okay, no, I'll talk to you when I get back to the station. 1774 01:13:24,634 --> 01:13:26,035 Okay, okay. 1775 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:30,740 Oh. 1776 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:37,681 Fuck. 1777 01:13:37,681 --> 01:13:38,515 Oh, shit. 1778 01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,117 Son of a bitch. 1779 01:13:42,452 --> 01:13:43,286 Man. 1780 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:46,956 Oh, man, I can't believe this. 1781 01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:48,692 - What, a roll away? - Yep. 1782 01:13:48,692 --> 01:13:50,059 - Feel sorry for you. 1783 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:52,596 - Damn. 1784 01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:55,465 - What?! 1785 01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:57,534 You just had a roll away accident? 1786 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,203 - I mean, I was delivering, 1787 01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:01,571 and then I just looked up 1788 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,172 and saw the truck rollin' down the street. 1789 01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:06,943 - Did you remember to turn the wheel 1790 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:09,546 towards the curb and set the brake? 1791 01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:11,347 This is very important, Mr. Lincoln. 1792 01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:14,417 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. 1793 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,419 - Pretty sure? - I'm pretty sure I did. 1794 01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:19,789 - Was there some damage done? 1795 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:22,626 - Well, it hit a parked car. 1796 01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:26,195 There's a little bit of damage to the hood, 1797 01:14:26,195 --> 01:14:28,164 and the mail truck might have a little, 1798 01:14:28,164 --> 01:14:30,500 wee bit of little crack in the window. 1799 01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:35,271 What's that, west side? 1800 01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:37,206 - You know I gotta fire you, right? 1801 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:38,207 - Miss Kelly. 1802 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,644 You can't let me go. 1803 01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:46,215 (exhales loudly) 1804 01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:48,284 I think I know somethin' about the kidnapped girl. 1805 01:14:48,284 --> 01:14:50,620 I swear, I heard somebody talkin' about it on my route, 1806 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:51,555 just yesterday, 1807 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:52,488 whole hood talkin' about it. 1808 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,157 - So, you want me to believe 1809 01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,726 that you don't know whether or not 1810 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,828 you turned a wheel and set a brake, 1811 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:01,197 but you know where a baby, 1812 01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:02,799 that's been missing for over three weeks, 1813 01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:05,969 and can't no capable cop in town find her, 1814 01:15:05,969 --> 01:15:06,803 but you, 1815 01:15:06,803 --> 01:15:08,204 you found her? 1816 01:15:08,204 --> 01:15:09,973 The one that don't know about a brake and wheel? 1817 01:15:09,973 --> 01:15:11,675 You found her? 1818 01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:16,445 I need your key to the truck and your time card now. 1819 01:15:16,445 --> 01:15:18,281 - That's what I'm trying to say. I was gonna call you. 1820 01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:19,749 - I got a call to make. 1821 01:15:19,749 --> 01:15:21,951 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who you callin'? 1822 01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:24,320 - Security. 1823 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,789 - Everybody in the hood talkin' about it. 1824 01:15:25,789 --> 01:15:26,790 I know what I'm talkin' about. 1825 01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:27,657 Please. - Yeah, I need you, Joe. 1826 01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:28,592 Come on up. 1827 01:15:28,592 --> 01:15:29,793 - Miss Kelly, please, okay? 1828 01:15:29,793 --> 01:15:31,094 Look, I swear, I'll solve this case. 1829 01:15:31,094 --> 01:15:32,028 If I solved this case, 1830 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,096 you'll keep my job, right? 1831 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:34,030 Huh? 1832 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:34,864 Huh? 1833 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:38,367 - Truck key. Time badge. 1834 01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:41,004 - Oh, you ain't gonna bend, huh? 1835 01:15:41,004 --> 01:15:42,171 You know what happens on the news 1836 01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:43,773 when them postal workers be gettin' fired. 1837 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:46,275 They be comin' back with machine guns. 1838 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:48,177 I'm just playin', I would never do that. 1839 01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,212 But, Miss Kelly, 1840 01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:52,548 please, just one more chance. 1841 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,516 Come on, one more chance. 1842 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:54,483 Be the governor. 1843 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:55,619 Give me a pardon. 1844 01:15:58,154 --> 01:15:58,988 Okay, fine. 1845 01:15:59,856 --> 01:16:00,724 I messed up. 1846 01:16:01,825 --> 01:16:02,759 That's cool. 1847 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:03,927 (dramatic music) 1848 01:16:03,927 --> 01:16:04,761 - Mr. Lincoln. 1849 01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:06,963 - Yes? - Good luck. 1850 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,369 - I can't believe this shit, man. 1851 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,904 I'm out of a job again. 1852 01:16:16,005 --> 01:16:17,473 You know, man, I do remember, 1853 01:16:17,473 --> 01:16:19,643 I did set the parking brake on that truck, too. 1854 01:16:19,643 --> 01:16:21,210 I told my supervisor, too, man, 1855 01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:23,246 I think I know who kidnapped that girl. 1856 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,447 I think it was Mack that did it. 1857 01:16:24,447 --> 01:16:25,414 - What you mean, Mack from the club? 1858 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:26,683 - Yeah, man. 1859 01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:28,284 I was by his house this morning. 1860 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:29,719 I heard him talkin' on the phone, 1861 01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:32,055 talkin' about ransom money and shit like that. 1862 01:16:32,055 --> 01:16:34,423 Jovanne said he been actin' funny lately, too. 1863 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:36,025 - Damn, B, what you gonna do? 1864 01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:37,827 - I don't know. 1865 01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:38,995 I need a plan. 1866 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:41,798 I think I know what I'ma do, though. Hold on. 1867 01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:45,534 Hey, Jovanne? 1868 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:47,136 Hey, I need to meet up with you. 1869 01:16:48,337 --> 01:16:49,572 All right. 1870 01:16:49,572 --> 01:16:51,007 No, no, I'll tell you when I see you. 1871 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:51,841 All right. 1872 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:53,409 Hey, E-man, 1873 01:16:53,409 --> 01:16:55,144 if I don't call you in four hours tops, 1874 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,646 all right, 1875 01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:57,881 I'm gonna need you to send the police over to Mack's house. 1876 01:16:57,881 --> 01:16:59,115 I'll text you the address. 1877 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,249 - What's up cuz, you need my help? 1878 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:01,017 - Nah, man. 1879 01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:03,820 This is somethin' I gotta do on my own. 1880 01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,623 Appreciate it, though. 1881 01:17:12,729 --> 01:17:14,363 - You sure about this, Brian? 1882 01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,800 Mack always stays with his gun on his hip. 1883 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,069 - Well, look, I'm as sure as I can ever be, all right? 1884 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,971 But, that's why I need you to be on point with this, 1885 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:23,239 all right? - Okay. 1886 01:17:23,239 --> 01:17:24,708 - Anything goes wrong, 1887 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,375 that's both our ass. 1888 01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:27,977 - I got this. 1889 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,013 - [Brian] All right, let's go. 1890 01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:32,782 (dramatic music) 1891 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:42,826 - Macksy. 1892 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:49,498 Macksy. 1893 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:53,269 Hey. 1894 01:17:54,437 --> 01:17:57,106 (laughs nervously) I wanted to talk to you. 1895 01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:01,610 I'm so sorry about everything that's been going on. 1896 01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:03,412 I should've listened to you, 1897 01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:05,849 and I really miss you. 1898 01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:09,018 - (chuckles) Come on in. 1899 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:11,220 Uh huh. 1900 01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:17,794 The last time I seen you, 1901 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,796 you was with that funny postman dude. 1902 01:18:20,897 --> 01:18:23,199 - I know. (laughs) 1903 01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:27,036 Can I be honest with you? - Talk to me. 1904 01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:32,175 - Well, I just was trying to make you a little jealous, 1905 01:18:32,175 --> 01:18:35,444 and I wanted to win the contest. 1906 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:36,913 I needed the money. 1907 01:18:36,913 --> 01:18:38,948 - Yeah, well, he almost got his little ass whooped. 1908 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:39,816 - I know, right? 1909 01:18:42,085 --> 01:18:44,687 Do you have anything to drink, Macksy? 1910 01:18:44,687 --> 01:18:46,122 I'm a little thirsty. 1911 01:18:46,122 --> 01:18:47,190 - Alcohol or water? 1912 01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:48,892 - Alcohol. (laughs loudly) 1913 01:18:48,892 --> 01:18:50,126 - All right, all right. 1914 01:18:58,101 --> 01:18:59,068 Mm hmm. There you go. 1915 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:01,805 - Mm, yes. - Right, right. 1916 01:19:01,805 --> 01:19:02,638 - Cheers. 1917 01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:08,111 - Mm hmm, it's good stuff, huh? 1918 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:10,780 (both laughing) 1919 01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:14,383 - How about I just go freshen up really quick, huh? 1920 01:19:14,383 --> 01:19:15,618 - Oh, yeah, yeah, you do that. 1921 01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:17,220 When you come back, I'ma beat it up. 1922 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:19,288 (laughs) 1923 01:19:20,623 --> 01:19:21,958 Go on with that. 1924 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,094 Yeah. 1925 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:28,697 Beat it up face. 1926 01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:31,367 (playful music) 1927 01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:41,210 (speaking Spanish) 1928 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:46,515 - Come on. 1929 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:47,683 Come on, papi. 1930 01:19:56,993 --> 01:19:59,963 (grunting) 1931 01:19:59,963 --> 01:20:02,966 - Come on, woman, give me some help! 1932 01:20:05,268 --> 01:20:07,470 - Ow, I hit my booby. 1933 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:08,905 - Oh, boy, my eye. 1934 01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:09,738 Shit. 1935 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:12,775 - You all right in there? - Yes, I'm okay. 1936 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:16,445 I just dropped the trash can. 1937 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,615 You gotta hurry up. 1938 01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:21,617 Mack is gonna try to beat it up. 1939 01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:25,321 - He gonna beat you up? I'll tear him down. 1940 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,456 - Not like that, bendejo. 1941 01:20:27,456 --> 01:20:28,291 Look. 1942 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:29,525 - He gonna what? 1943 01:20:29,525 --> 01:20:30,659 - Just stop. Shh. You gotta hurry. 1944 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,928 I gotta keep it in check. 1945 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:36,966 Oh, shit. 1946 01:20:36,966 --> 01:20:38,534 Ay dios mio. 1947 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,836 - Your booty ala carte. Ooh. 1948 01:20:42,538 --> 01:20:43,506 (hip hop music) 1949 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,041 - It's about time, damn! 1950 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,109 (laughs) 1951 01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:47,076 What took you so long? 1952 01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:48,511 - I was just getting ready. 1953 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:49,778 - All right, well, you better be ready, 1954 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,214 'cause you know I got that baby makin' in me's 1955 01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:52,381 about to come up right in there. 1956 01:20:52,381 --> 01:20:53,216 Roger that. 1957 01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:55,919 (yelling) 1958 01:20:55,919 --> 01:20:58,487 (both talking) 1959 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:05,094 - I feel a little too much, Macksy, 1960 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,229 I can feel the gun. 1961 01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:08,664 Can you just take that off, please? 1962 01:21:08,664 --> 01:21:10,299 - I don't ever take my gun off, ever. 1963 01:21:12,401 --> 01:21:13,769 - Not even for me? 1964 01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:15,004 Come on. 1965 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,872 - All right, just this once, for you. 1966 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:17,873 - Thank you. 1967 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:21,911 Damn! 1968 01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:25,814 You feel it, girl? 1969 01:21:25,814 --> 01:21:28,151 - Yes, so much, Macksy. 1970 01:21:28,151 --> 01:21:29,953 I think I'm gonna need another drink. 1971 01:21:29,953 --> 01:21:31,820 - You got it, baby. 1972 01:21:31,820 --> 01:21:35,224 - [Brian Voiceover] It all comes down to this moment. 1973 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:38,127 I'll never forget the look on her brother's face. 1974 01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:41,297 I know Mack got that little girl somewhere in this house, 1975 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:44,533 but if Jovanne don't cover her end, 1976 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:45,868 we all in trouble. 1977 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,207 - I got you a drink. 1978 01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:52,475 You know what? 1979 01:21:52,475 --> 01:21:54,343 I don't feel right without my gun. 1980 01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:56,980 (playful music) 1981 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:04,853 - Aaliyah? 1982 01:22:05,888 --> 01:22:08,191 Aaliyah? 1983 01:22:08,191 --> 01:22:09,025 Aaliyah? 1984 01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:11,727 Oh, Aaliyah. 1985 01:22:11,727 --> 01:22:13,396 Hey, listen here. I'm here to help you. 1986 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:14,563 Everything's okay. 1987 01:22:14,563 --> 01:22:15,965 Let me get the rope, okay? 1988 01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,766 All right, now listen. 1989 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:19,435 I'm gonna need you to stay down here until I call your name, 1990 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,369 okay? 1991 01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:21,704 All right, everything's fine. 1992 01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,072 - Okay. - All right. 1993 01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:24,740 I'll be back. 1994 01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:25,975 (dramatic music) 1995 01:22:25,975 --> 01:22:27,276 - Come on, baby, let's dance again. 1996 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:28,477 - Oh. 1997 01:22:28,477 --> 01:22:29,678 - You know I like it all up in there with it. 1998 01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:31,914 With the, uh huh. 1999 01:22:31,914 --> 01:22:33,149 - Mack. 2000 01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:35,018 - What the hell you doin' in my house? 2001 01:22:36,019 --> 01:22:37,153 - A little kid, Mack? 2002 01:22:38,587 --> 01:22:40,523 You didn't know that you gon' kidnap a little kid? 2003 01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:43,026 - Why you standin' there lookin' like you knew about this? 2004 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,461 Oh, you did, didn't you? 2005 01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:47,396 Get yo ass over there with your boyfriend. 2006 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:51,034 Now, you should've minded your damn business. 2007 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,468 This ain't personal. 2008 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,702 It's about money. 2009 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:55,971 Clay had it, and I wanted it. 2010 01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:00,109 - I'm walkin' outta here with that little girl, Mack. 2011 01:23:00,109 --> 01:23:01,310 - How the hell you gonna do that, 2012 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,579 when I'm aiming this 45 right at you? 2013 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:04,413 - Easy. 2014 01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:06,915 - All right, 2015 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:08,151 well it's obvious what we have here 2016 01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:10,353 is a little Mexican stand off. 2017 01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:11,854 (Mexican western music) 2018 01:23:11,854 --> 01:23:13,589 So, I'll tell you what we're gonna do. Count of three, 2019 01:23:13,589 --> 01:23:15,391 I pull my trigger, you pull yours. 2020 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,126 Let's see what happens. 2021 01:23:17,126 --> 01:23:17,960 One. 2022 01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:22,631 Two. 2023 01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:28,771 Three. (gun clicks) 2024 01:23:28,771 --> 01:23:29,605 What the? 2025 01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:34,977 Bitch, you took my bullets? 2026 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:39,282 (taser buzzing) 2027 01:23:39,282 --> 01:23:42,017 (dramatic music) 2028 01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:53,096 - We did that. 2029 01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:54,730 We did it. 2030 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:57,233 (light music) 2031 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:02,004 Man, that nigga decided to come. 2032 01:24:02,004 --> 01:24:02,838 Shit. 2033 01:24:04,006 --> 01:24:05,341 Come on. 2034 01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:07,776 Aaliyah, come on up, baby girl. 2035 01:24:09,978 --> 01:24:11,647 Come up here, baby girl. 2036 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:13,216 Oh, my God, you're okay. 2037 01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:14,617 All right? - Okay. 2038 01:24:14,617 --> 01:24:16,085 - All right, let's get you outta here. 2039 01:24:16,085 --> 01:24:16,919 Come on. 2040 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,294 - Mr. Lincoln, 2041 01:24:25,294 --> 01:24:27,062 I called you here today to tell you 2042 01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:31,100 how proud I am of you for finding little Aaliyah 2043 01:24:32,601 --> 01:24:34,670 and to apologize. 2044 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:38,707 I am so sorry for firing you and not believing you. 2045 01:24:38,707 --> 01:24:41,444 Mrs. Benham has recorded footage 2046 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:44,079 of that cocksucker Harry Cocks 2047 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,582 sabotaging your mail truck. 2048 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:47,816 - Man, I knew he did that. 2049 01:24:47,816 --> 01:24:49,185 But, I told you, I set that brake. 2050 01:24:49,185 --> 01:24:50,052 - Yes, you did. 2051 01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:51,954 - I told you, baby. 2052 01:24:51,954 --> 01:24:54,623 I see everything on that street. 2053 01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:56,392 I recorded everything. 2054 01:24:56,392 --> 01:24:57,593 - Miss Benham, thank you. 2055 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,428 You saved my life. 2056 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:00,229 - And, 2057 01:25:01,797 --> 01:25:04,467 we'd like to offer you your job back, 2058 01:25:04,467 --> 01:25:08,304 but this time as master trainer, 2059 01:25:08,304 --> 01:25:13,309 and this is the post office inspector. 2060 01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:16,145 He wants to shake your hand in person. 2061 01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:19,815 - The post office commends you, Brian. 2062 01:25:19,815 --> 01:25:21,217 Your brave actions are the reason 2063 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:23,118 that Aaliyah Brown is here with us today. 2064 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:24,453 And, congratulations. 2065 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:25,588 - Thank you. 2066 01:25:25,588 --> 01:25:28,056 (all applauding) 2067 01:25:28,056 --> 01:25:29,258 - Oh, Lord, I done saved a baby. 2068 01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:30,426 - Bring it in. 2069 01:25:33,162 --> 01:25:35,464 I knew you had it in you. 2070 01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,532 I knew it. 2071 01:25:36,532 --> 01:25:38,901 - [Brian] We did it! 2072 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:39,735 We did it. 2073 01:25:42,104 --> 01:25:44,673 - [Brian Voiceover] Well, that's my story. 2074 01:25:44,673 --> 01:25:46,475 Every postman has one, 2075 01:25:47,343 --> 01:25:49,378 but this one was mine. 2076 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,514 As far as the post office goes, 2077 01:25:51,514 --> 01:25:53,249 the gang's still there, 2078 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,883 most of them, anyway. 2079 01:25:54,883 --> 01:25:56,519 Once I became master trainer, 2080 01:25:56,519 --> 01:26:01,457 my first trainee was none other than Snuffleupagus. 2081 01:26:02,325 --> 01:26:03,792 He's a pretty good worker, too. 2082 01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,595 Now, Harry Cocks got fired once they found out 2083 01:26:06,595 --> 01:26:09,265 he was the one that tampered with my brake. 2084 01:26:09,265 --> 01:26:12,368 Word is that boy workin' over at B&M Bar-B-Que. 2085 01:26:12,368 --> 01:26:15,704 They say he make a mean shoulder sandwich, too. 2086 01:26:15,704 --> 01:26:17,473 When Mack finally woke up, 2087 01:26:17,473 --> 01:26:20,209 the police was all over his ass. 2088 01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:24,413 He got 20 years for the kidnapping for little Aaliyah. 2089 01:26:24,413 --> 01:26:25,748 Me, 2090 01:26:25,748 --> 01:26:27,049 I'm lovin' life, baby, 2091 01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:28,751 'cause you know what? 2092 01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:30,419 For the first time in my life, 2093 01:26:30,419 --> 01:26:32,187 I'm fully happy. 2094 01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:36,692 I finally, finally got the love of my life. 2095 01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:39,628 Me and Jevonne doin' real well, too. 2096 01:26:40,729 --> 01:26:43,266 I'm even thinkin' about marryin' my baby. 2097 01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:44,300 Who would've thought Brian Lincoln 2098 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:47,670 would be talkin' about marriage? 2099 01:26:47,670 --> 01:26:49,472 Now, a part of that reward 2100 01:26:49,472 --> 01:26:52,841 for findin' little Aaliyah was $10,000. 2101 01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:55,378 I used that to help pay off my mom's bills, 2102 01:26:55,378 --> 01:26:57,780 so she could finally get that surgery. 2103 01:26:58,714 --> 01:26:59,748 (upbeat music) 2104 01:26:59,748 --> 01:27:00,549 When y'all first met me, 2105 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,917 they called me a loser. 2106 01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:03,419 Now, when they see me, 2107 01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:05,988 they say, "Hey, Mr. Postman!" 2108 01:27:05,988 --> 01:27:08,657 (hip hop music) 136079

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