All language subtitles for Double Shot at Love - 2x15_track3_eng

- Uncle Nino.
What's up, my dude?

While I'm away
on the road DJ-ing,

I'm gonna make sure
my boyfriend does not miss me.

- What the [bleep]?
- What?

- Uncle Nino.
Great.

It was a great hang.

- [laughs]

- We should
definitely do this again.

Do you want to?

- Yes.
- Awesome.

- This date was a good time.

I feel like I could finally
be myself around Vinny.

- I did say that maybe
I would elope in Vegas.

- Would you go to the chapel
now or what?

- I let my guard down
with Ricky.

I'm really happy, but still,
this is very weird for me.

Maybe Pauly will ask you out.

- No.

- Does a pig have to fly
for Pauly to take Nikki out?

- I just don't want it
to be a thing.

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Yeah, buddy.

♪ ♪

[Sophie Ray's "This Way"]

- ♪ It's a brand new day ♪

♪ Let's get away ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the top down
and the radio on ♪

♪ Let's get away ♪

- How was your night
last night?

[cheerful music]

- Just by the look on
Maria's face,

I already knew that
she hooked up with Vinny.

I guess her date went well.

♪ ♪

- Morning.

[water running]

- Oh--ew.

- You have a knife
in your hand.

- Last night,
I had a date with Vinny.

Um...

And honestly,
it was really nice.

It was a good time.

Therefore, I gave him
the golden ticket.

- Why are you smiling?
[laughter]

- I don't know
why he's smiling.

'Cause he's weird.
- I think you're beautiful.

- Ooh!
- Shut up.

- From the beginning
of trip,

going with the flow
with Maria,

and so far, so good.

Pauly's approach with Nikki
is a little different.

Physically, they are
going at a fast pace.

When I say physically,
I don't mean having sex.

I mean just physically
being with each other,

just holding
each other's hand.

Like, when you
see me and Maria,

you don't think that
we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

When you see Pauly and Nikki,

you think they're boyfriend
and girlfriend.

I didn't know what word to say.
- [laughs]

- I can say gorgeous.
- Oh, God.

- Perfect.

- Ooh!
Perfect!

- I cannot believe that
this is the last weekend

out here in Las Vegas.

Pretty much
everybody in the suite

is sleeping right now,

and I'm not gonna
let that fly.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[vacuum whirring]

- Antonio, stop!

- Wake up!
- [laughs]

- I wouldn't vacuum
if people were sleeping.

♪ ♪

Or would I?
[laughs]

- Antonio, grow the [bleep] up.
- Wake up, wake up.

- Grow up, you asshole.
- Wake up.

- Get out.
- Wake up.

- What is wrong with you?
- I'm just cleaning.

- Get out of my face.

- I can't--I can't
live like this no more.

Wake up.
- I don't give a [bleep].

You don't live in here.
Get out of here.

- Marissa?
- Yeah?

- You work tonight.

- Do I?
- Yeah.

It's our last shift
at the nightclub.

It's kind of bittersweet,
but after the shift,

Trey Songz is performing,
so we're gonna party.

And I think
we're all super excited.

- Uncle Nino.
- [snores, grunts]

- Come on.

Still in your clothes
from last night?

- [laughs]
- [grunts]

- [laughs]

- Let's go.
We're going to get breakfast.

Before he gets into trouble
with any of these girls,

I'm gonna actually
pull him out of the suite.

♪ Las Vegas!
Las Vegas! ♪

Was I...
- Come on, let's go.

- No, that happened.

- Yeah.

- You in that jacket was the
funniest thing I've ever seen.

- It did.

- It's been an eventful
couple days for me.

- My date with Maria
was definitely positive.

And even though
[bleep] Uncle Nino

showing up in my suite
was unexpected...

- My family is, like,
a huge part of my life,

so, like, if you wanna date me,

this is what comes with me.

- Can I start you off
with drinks or--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me a nice Bloody Mary.

- Can I just have, like,
a hot tea with lemon?

- All right, you got it.
I'll be right back.

- Yeah.
We went on a date.

- Yeah, another date.

- Not girlfriend and boyfriend
or anything like that.

- She's know--she's aware--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She understands, you know?

Maria is definitely
on the same page as me.

I definitely want to hang out

with Maria on the East Coast
when I get home.

It'll just be
more trial and error

of hanging out with somebody.

- She wanted kids--
she wants kids?

- Uncle Nino, stop.

All right, ready?

- I wanna go gamble.
A little gambling.

- I don't gamble here.

- Get me to a [bleep] table,

and then you do
what you wanna do.

- Fine, 'cause you're in Vegas

and you came
all the way out here,

you can play one table.
That's it.

- Let's get the [bleep]
out of here.

- ♪ Ride with it ♪

♪ Yeah, let me see you
ride with it ♪

- Did I miss anything
about Maria's date?

- They had sex.
I don't know.

- Not surprised, yeah.

- I feel like everybody's like,

"Oh, you're next, though.
Pauly's gonna ask you soon."

And I'm like...

- Guess time will tell, right?

- I don't think there is
enough time left.

I don't wanna
force something on him

that he doesn't want,
you know?

But I'm just saying
that I'm feeling like

I'm running out of time

and there's a lot more
that I wanna say and do,

and I, like, I haven't
gotten the chance to do that.

And it's time for us
to just figure this out.

Let's not blow it, you know?

- When you leave here,
are you gonna, like,

reach out to him
or wait to see...

Have you thought that far?

No?

- We had a talk about us
taking it slow,

but, like,
what does that mean?

- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ He was a high roller,
chain smoker ♪

- Nino, Nino, Nino,
Nino, Nino, Nino!

Come on, throw the dice.

Uncle Nino actually is, like,
a passionate person.

I know a good way
to get rid of Uncle Nino

is to, like, make him gamble.

- Got me best shoot!
[bleep]

Nino from Pasadena!
Oh!

Nino, Nino, Nino, Nino!

Go!
[bleep]!

[cheering]

- Uncle Nino.
- What?

- Have a good flight.
I'll see you later, good luck.

Keep going.
Have a good one.

- [indistinct]

- I'll take to you later.
I'll talk to you later.

All right.

I got a show tonight,
so I'm going to Chippendales.

- I feel lucky, I feel lucky,
I feel lucky.

Seven-eleven, here we go.
[bleep].

- Oh, Nino.

- Oh, [bleep].

- ♪ I keep the pistol
case they actin' up ♪

♪ I'm in love with the money,
can't stacking enough ♪

♪ If I throw her that money,
she back it up ♪

♪ Like juvenile,
girl, I love your style ♪

- Suzi.
- Hmm?

- Do you have an extra shirt

for B-Lashes to borrow
for work?

- Which one, this one?
- Mm-hmm.

- Going to work tonight.

It's only girls working,
minus Suzi.

It's our last weekend
in Las Vegas.

Hopefully,
no one gets a strike.

Let's see what happens.

- Who's the best
bucket carrier at Drai's?

- You, bitch!
- Me, bitch.

I'll carry your bucket.
- [laughs]

- All right, guys, let's go.

- ♪ Friday morning
on the train ♪

♪ I got my black suit on,
my office pumps again ♪

[Clooney's "Wham Bam"]

♪ Work is such a bitch ♪

- Hello.
- Hi, ladies.

- How are you?

- Put your stuff away,
get your buckets.

We'll get outside,
and let's get ready.

All right, let's go,
'cause we're already open,

so let's move quickly.

- ♪ You ain't met me before ♪

- Come on, guys.

- ♪ I'll put my real face on
and open the door ♪

["6th Man" by MSCMKRS]

- ♪ Make a play,
try a stance ♪

- Hello.
- Hey, what up?

- What up, kid?
- It's good.

- How's New York?
I miss it.

- It was good, man.
New York misses you.

How's everybody else been?

- Chilling.

Vinny went on a date
with Maria.

- I heard.
It was very well, I heard.

- What, Derynn's happy now?
Out of everybody's business?

- Smiling.
- That's all it took?

- You should've heard him
in the morning, bro.

- That's all it took?
- All it took.

- I've been trying to
tell you guys that.

- But we hired that hit it man
a long time ago.

- I know.

Apparently, I missed a lot
when I'm on the road.

Vinny and Maria are smashing,

and Derynn
got her cat whacked.

Like, what is going on?

Nobody's taking it slow

except for me and Nikki.

- But we missed you, buddy.
- Missed you guys too.

- We need your help, for real.

[lively music]

Knowing that this
is our last weekend here,

we wanna prank the girls
tonight while they're at work.

- What's up?
- I wanna go out with a bang.

You're the [bleep]
prank war champ.

- Trying to get them?
- We wanna--

we wanna get them to the point
where they're gonna be annoyed.

Not just like, "Oh, my God.
Like, ha-ha-ha, stupid prank."

Like, you know what I'm saying?
- Mm.

- We have to get them good,
bro.

- We should send them tr--

we'll try to
send them somewhere.

- Oh, send them some--
nah, you can't do that.

It'd be fun if you
just send them something

and knock on the door and
the delivery is something...

- So the fellas
have a lot to learn,

and I'm happy to pass down
my knowledge and wisdom

as the prank war champion.

Here's what we're gonna do.
- [bleep].

- We need massive amounts
of Saran wrap.

We're gonna Saran wrap
all their beds,

Saran wrap their toilet,
Saran wrap all their makeup,

Saran wrap every [bleep] thing.

- Yes, yes.
- That's good.

- I mean, like,
Saran wrap their bed,

but they can't
take [bleep] out.

- That's good!
I like that.

- This guy,
just out of his head,

is just killing it.

Will you
or will you not help us?

- I'll help you.
- Yeah.

- [laughs]
- Let's go.

- I think I'm going
to Drai's tonight.

- They usually have, like,
an artist every night, right?

- Yeah, I think tonight's,
like, Trey Songz or something.

I actually, like, hung out
with Trey Songz before.

I went to his house
in Calabasas

with some of my friends.

They're not ready
for Suzi Hollywood,

Sugar Hollywood.
- All right.

- I'm actually seeing him
tonight at Drai's.

Like, it's gonna be
such a good show.

This [bleep] is crazy.

[upbeat music]

[giggles]

- Suzi's clueless.
She's gonna be pissed.

- Yo, look at this [bleep].

- [laughs]
- Where's their--

where's their deep gel
lemon cleanser?

Oh, I found it.

[laughter]

- We can actually probably
wrap the bed in her room.

She wouldn't notice.

[laughter]

- You guys going to Drai's?

- We're going to shower.
- We're going to shower.

- Okay.
- You look like [bleep].

- You look good, girl.
- Mmm.

[laughter]

- Are you ready?
Heading down now?

- I'm ready.

I mean, I'll wait
for you guys if you want.

- No, it's all right.
- Nah, we still got--

we got about [bleep] two hours.

- I'm heading to Drai's
to meet up with the girls.

Unfortunately, they had
work tonight, but I didn't,

so I'm gonna just go out there
and party with them.

Okay, bye, guys.

- See you later.

Keep it straight.

Yeah, let's get
all the [bleep].

Best part about this prank is
it's my idea,

and I'm not gonna
get in trouble for it.

- Oh, this [bleep].
They're nuts.

- What the hell?
- Stressing me out.

[laughter]

- Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.

Don't be afraid to
go around it 5,000 times.

And that's a wrap!
[laughs]

[laughter]

- They're gonna be
so [bleep] mad.

- I'm so excited for Dustin's
birthday party tonight.

This is the biggest party
in Las Vegas.

- I think I have butterflies.

- ♪ Baby, I'm the one
you like, yeah ♪

♪ I'ma give you
what you like, yeah ♪

- Oh, hello!

- You're not
a West Coast bitch.

- Stop drinking.

I just wanna get out of this
environment and go to sleep.

What the [bleep]?

- Oh, my God!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Put your freak on,
yes, right now ♪

♪ We're going like ♪

both: Last night at work!

- Whoo!
- Bye!

- ♪ Put your freak on,
yes, right now ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- I never thought
this day would come.

I really did this.

I did not do a great job,
but I still did it,

and that's what counts.

I feel accomplished.

- All right.
So congratulations.

You made it through
the Drainee program.

- Yay!
- Wow.

- Good job, girls.
Good job, good job, we did it.

We're hired?

- Haven't decided that yet.

- Rude.
- [laughs]

- I don't know
if Drai's is ready

for B-Lashes to be here
full-time.

But I know that I would be
very successful in Lash Vegas.

- But as a little bit
of a reward for you guys,

I did save a table downstairs
for you for tonight.

[cheering]

So you guys can
come back and party tonight.

And then, also, you will
get to come back tomorrow

to party with me
for my birthday.

- I am so happy and relieved

that I worked tonight
and not tomorrow,

because tomorrow night
is Dustin's birthday,

so, like, you know that Drai's
is gonna be going hard,

while the other roomies, ahem,
peasants, have to serve us.

Thank you for everything
and this opportunity.

You took a big risk
with letting

nine East Coast, West Coasters
come here and, like,

literally learn everything.
For that, I thank you.

- It has been fun
and I've, you know,

enjoyed getting to know you
guys, and I'll see you later.

all: Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- See you tomorrow.

- I had to bring my entire
closet to Drai's to change

after work because Trey Songz
is performing tonight.

Oh, wait for me!

[bleep] is about to go down.

Whoo!

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Um, B?
- You going?

- I'm not gonna be anywhere
near this [indistinct] room.

- You're not coming?
- Nope.

See ya.
Wouldn't wanna be ya.

I wasn't here.

I wasn't here.
[laughs]

You guys have fun, though.
- Hell yeah, bro.

- [indistinct]

I'm not gonna be
stuck with that wrap.

After they've been
working all night,

they probably
just wanna come home,

jump in the shower, sleep.

Well, their stuff's
wrapped up,

and this is a wrap
for that prank,

so see ya,
wouldn't wanna be ya.

I had nothing to do with this.

Well, maybe I did.
It's time to go to bed.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]
- That's it, it's good.

We are [bleep].
- Let's get out of here.

- ♪ Hey! ♪

[upbeat music]

- Let's go!
- [screams]

- We're done working!
Can we party now?

Can we get drunk?
Can I crawl on the floor?

Thank you.

- Suzi Q!
- [screams]

- Girls' night!
Hey!

- Hey!
[laughter]

- ♪ I've been working
late night, late night ♪

- At this point,
I don't know

if I'm gonna get
another job opportunity here,

but Suzi just pulled up;
we're gonna celebrate.

Like, this is about to go down.

- ♪ Let them know
we don't need no favors ♪

♪ Drop top,
say hi to the haters ♪

♪ Let them know
we don't need no favors ♪

- We see
"Congratulations, Drainees,"

and I'm like, "That's me,
like, oh, my God."

I literally wanna
run around the club

telling everybody that's me.

- ♪ Drop top,
say hi to the haters ♪

- We're all in
such a good mood,

we feel like nothing
can bring us down.

- Let's go.
You guys almost ready?

- I don't even
wanna be here anymore.

Let's get the [bleep]
out of here, come on.

- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go.

I'm waiting for you, bro.

We finished wrapping
everything up,

and we're like, "Yo, we need
to get the hell out of here,

'cause we cannot be here
when these girls get back."

They're gonna come home
from the club drunk, tired,

wanting to go to bed,
but they can't,

because their whole room is
Saran wrapped,

and they're gonna freak out.

- I just hope they don't get,
like, reckless.

- Bro, what do you mean, bro?
- They're gonna--

- Of course
they're gonna get reckless.

- Nikki is gonna snap.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [indistinct]

[indistinct cheering]

- ♪ Put your hands
in the air ♪

- ♪ Put your,
put your hands in the air ♪

- What's up, Las Vegas?

[cheering]

- ♪ Look what
you done started ♪

[cheering]

- ♪ Baby, I'm the one
you like, yeah ♪

♪ I'ma give you
what you like, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I'ma give it to you right,
yeah ♪

♪ Best time of your life,
yeah, oh yeah ♪

♪ Baby, when you ready, tell
the waitress get the check ♪

- Oh, hello!

- ♪ You been
through the worst ♪

♪ Let me show you
who's the best ♪

♪ You know I'ma get you right ♪

Everyone scream!

[cheering, screaming]

♪ Oh, na na,
look what you done started ♪

♪ Oh, na na ♪

♪ Na, oh, na, na
na na na na na ♪

- [yells]

- Whoa.

[all yelling]

- [indistinct]

- Don't judge.
[giggles]

- Suzi, I live in L.A.

L.A. and Calabasas
is, like, right here.

Like, what the [bleep]?
Flew me out? No.

- Whenever Suzi drinks,
she gets psycho.

"You can't go to Calabasas.
[giggles]

"You can't go to
Trey Songz's house.

"What, I've been to
Trey Songz's house.

You can't go."

- I kinda don't believe
Nikki right now.

I feel like I need to just
call her out on her [bleep].

I'm gonna bring up
the fact that

Trey Songz has a fountain
in front of his house,

knowing damn well he doesn't,

just to see if
she's really been there.

[upbeat music]

- Huh?

- Nikki just wants
to look cool,

but she got caught in a lie.

And I felt like, "Why do you
have to lie to kick it?"

- Wait, what?

They are both fighting
over Calabasas?

Why does that matter?

- This is just dumb, like--
I'm like,

I'm from the East Coast,
I'm from--I'm a New Yorker.

Like, I don't care
about your bougie-ass life.

- [giggles]

- She's over there, staring,

and making comments,
and talking, and I'm just like,

"At this point,
I'm pissed at you."

- Okay,
so how did this start?

- Literally, we were up there
dancing, having fun,

and this bitch
just snaps at me.

- She doesn't know Trey Songz;
she doesn't know nobody.

- She's like, "He flew me out
to his house in Calabasas."

Bitch, I live in L.A.
Calabasas--

- Shut up, Nikki.
You're not a West Coast bitch.

- Stop drinking.
Stop [bleep] drinking.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[dramatic music]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I said,
"Oh, you know Trey Songz?

"You went to his house
\h\h\h\h\hin Calabasas?

\h\h\h\h\h\hHe flew me out.
Did you see his fountain?"

She said, "Yeah."

\h"Oh, he doesn’t
have a fountain."

\h\h\h\hShe got mad.
Who gives a [bleep]?

But I knew she was lying,

’cause he’s not gonna
\h\h\h\hfly her out.

[giggles]

- Are we really fighting
\h\h\h\hover a fountain?

\h\h\hA fountain?
A water fountain?

\h- Somebody get me away from
this bitch right now, please.

- Like, it’s the dumbest thing.

\h- "You fraudulent bitches.
You can tell fake from real."

But you’re the fakest bitch
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hup in here.

Shut the [bleep] up.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Sure.

- Wait, I’m confused.

- That’s why you’re begging
\h\hfor a man’s affection.

[music slows, stops]

- Suzi, Suzi, Suzi.

- [giggles]

[dramatic music]

- [scoffs]

\hThis is not at all
entertaining to me.

I just wanna get out of this
environment and go to sleep.

What the [bleep]?

Where the [bleep]
\hare these boys?

Now is not really the time.

I never touched their room,

\h\hso they need to get that
[bleep] off my bed right now.

- What the [bleep]?

- Oh, my God!

- No.
\hNo!

This [bleep] is not cool.

- Every girl’s bed
is Saran wrapped.

This cannot happen
at a worse moment.

- This is why I haven’t been
\h\h\h[bleep] with no pranks.

- Nikki, I mean, come on.

Pauly’s the prank war
\h\h\h\h\h\hchampion.

It happens.

- Come on, I’ll get it
\h\h\h\h\hoff your bed.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s okay.
- [bleep] disrespectful.

- It’s just a little bit
of Saran wrap; it’s fine.

[lively music]

- I’m so [bleep] nervous.
\h- Yeah, we’re [bleep].

- Yeah, we’re done.

\h\hI’m telling you right now,
I’m blaming everything on you.

♪ ♪

- I just think, like,
\h\h\h\hfake bitches

need to be called out,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand I did--

\h\h\h- Over a fountain
at Trey Songz’s place?

That’s so [bleep] stupid.

- I’m scared.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- This is
the quickest elevator.

\h\h\h\h\h\h- Shut up.
We don’t know nothing.

We don’t know nothing.

\h- Honey, you want me to sit
quiet when she’s lying about

some house you visited
\h\h\h\h\hin Calabasas?

Bitch, I grew up there.
\h\h\h\h\hI know, okay?

This is why I know
\h\h\hshe’s a liar.

Like, bitches build a rapport

their whole life
just to be there.

- We didn’t do anything wrong.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.

Play that--don’t ever give up.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m, like--

yeah, we’re not giving this up.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Shh.

\h\h- Listen, girl,
I don’t even know.

’Cause when you be drinking,

you act like a [bleep] asshole.

- Okay, ’cause she lied
\h\h\habout something.

\h- I’m tired of Suzi always
hitting low blows at people.

\hThe fountain,
you can handle,

but if you talk about
\h\h\h\hPauly and her,

something that she’s been
\h\h\h\h\hso clear about

that hurts her the most,

obviously, her first reaction
\h\h\h\h\h\h\his to blow up.

I don’t give a [bleep]
\h\h\habout Calabasas.

\hI don’t give a [bleep]
about who has a fountain.

- ’Cause you live there, Maria!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIf you--

[screaming over each other]

- [bleep].

- I don’t care--
\h\h\h\h- Right.

- What if I came to your house
\h\h\h\hand you’re in there--

- This prank went so bad, man.
\h\h\h\hThis prank went so bad.

- I’m so scared.

[laughs quietly]

- Oh, my God, we’re dead.

Like, they are doing
something right now.

Like, what--we are dead.

- What you said was [bleep] up.

And you’re sitting here
\h\h\h\h\htalking about

"Trey Songz doesn’t have
a fountain in his house."

- I’m not saying that!

- So, Suzi, then shut up,

’cause I will punch you
\hin your [bleep] face.

\h- Then do it!
Let’s have a--

- You’re an asshole
\h\hwhen you drink.

- Okay!

- ♪ Suzi’s an asshole
\h\hwhen she drinks ♪

♪ Suzi’s an asshole
\hwhen she drinks ♪

- So I don’t say [bleep]?

\h\h\h\h\h\h- What the [bleep]?
They’re yelling at each other!

- What do you want me to say?

You act like a [bleep]
\h\h\h\hwhen you drink.

What you said was [bleep] up,
\h\h\h\h\hperiod, point blank.

- We don’t even know
\hhow this started,

but at this point, we’re like,

\h\h\h\h"Cool, no one cares
about the Saran wrap prank.

I’m good with that."

[indistinct screaming]

\h\h- You said he doesn’t have
a fountain in his house, right?

\hIs that what I’m getting?
- No, all I said was this.

You got flew into Calabasas--

\h\h\h\h- You have to fly into
Calabasas when you’re in L.A.?

- Of course you do.

[light music]

I’m from Orange County.

- Is geography really that
[bleep] hard to understand?

- Why are you belittling me?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m not.

- It doesn’t matter.
- I’m not, I’m just--

\h- Why is this girl
lying about nothing?

- About what?

- What the hell is going on?

Do I bounce back from this?

Do I look at her
in the same way?

\h\h\h\hAll I know is
I’m very, very close

to never speaking
\hto Suzi again.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No--
- Bitch, explain it to me!

\h\h\h\h\h- It’s about--
- What are you mad about?

- [bleep].

Marissa, come in my room.
\h\h\h\hCome in my room.

Why are they fighting?

- Suzi said to Nikki,
\h\h"Does Trey Songz

\h\h\h\hhave a fountain
in front of his house?"

\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd Nikki said yes.
And Suzi goes, "You’re a liar.

\h\hYou’ve never been there,
because he actually doesn’t."

\h\h\h- What?
- So then...

- Are we really screaming
\h\h\h\h\h\hat each other

at the top of our lungs
\h\hover whether or not

Trey Songz has a fountain
\h\hin front of his house?

What would it look like
\h\h\hif me and Antonio

were screaming at each other
\h\hat the top of our lungs,

"Well, Drake has a slide
\h\h\h\h\h\hin his pool."

\h\h\h\hAnd he’s like,
"Well, no, he doesn’t.

"I’ve been to Calabasas,

and Drake doesn’t have
\ha slide in his pool."

I mean, like, bro.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?

- Why is it wrong for me
\h\h\hcalling out a lie?

How is that me as a bad guy?

- Do I think that
\h\hNikki and Suzi

are ever gonna be friends
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter this?

No.

\hNikki--when you talk about
her relationship with Pauly

and use it as a low jab,

that’s the biggest dick move
\h\h\h\h\h\hthat she can do.

And she’s done it before.

\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s just
a reoccurring pattern.

\h- Everyone’s so--
- Always about you.

- Oh, come on.

\h- I’m gonna put you
to bed nice, come on.

\h\h\h- No, I’m not
going to bed nice.

Why do I gotta
go to bed nice?

When I’m telling
the [bleep] truth

and all these bitches
\h\h\h\h\hare lying,

and then they’re just talking
\h\h\h\h\h\h[bleep] about me.

[bleep] them.

- I don’t think Trey Songz
\hknows how much commotion

he caused tonight
\h\hin this suite.

\h\h\h\h\hMaybe he can
write a song about it.

Plot twist!

\h\h\h\h\hThe fountain is at
the other house in Calabasas.

- Oh, he has two homes!

- Two homes!
- Two houses!

- She’s dating a stripper.

- Sorry, Dad.

- Pauly and I are on a high,
\h\h\h\h\hand, at this point,

we just wanted to get
to the suite faster.

If you know what I’m saying.

Who’s that guy?

- ♪ Fire starters,
ghetto blasters ♪

♪ Yeah, we're shaking up
the room ♪

♪ And breaking the plaster ♪

♪ Believe us,
you'll never beat us ♪

♪ Yeah, we're smarter,
faster ♪

- I think it's working.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ ♪

- I can't believe how fast
this has gone by

They're probably gonna be
moving out soon.

And when we first met them.

- Yup.
- [chuckles]

That goes by quick.
- Fast, bro.

- I wonder if they're
still gonna work here,

if they still have jobs.
- Yup.

[light dramatic music]

- You hungry?

- I cannot believe that
today's the last day here.

Like, I'm everywhere.

My feelings and emotions
are everywhere.

After last night,

there's some tension
between the girls,

but this is
literally our last night.

I'm partying at Drai's
with Dustin,

with Pauly and Vinny.
Like--this our last night.

I wanna go out with a bang.

- You want me to make
extra eggs or not?

- Nah, I'm chilling.
I'm not that hungry.

- I just wanna give
a big shout-out to Boozy Suzi,

because she [bleep]
the night up

and they didn't even worry
about us wrapping their stuff.

[bleep].
Thank you, Suzi.

♪ ♪

- The way Suzi went about

attacking my relationship
with Pauly--

for her to understand, like,
what hits home for me

and it's when we fight
that you throw it in my face.

That, to me, is just not cool.

- How you doing?

- I'm okay.

There was just, you know,
some [bleep].

- Last night,
I probably said some stuff

I probably shouldn't have.

But I was just trying to

call people out
on their [bleep].

And I'm just over it.
I'm just--

don't wanna talk about it.

I wanna move forward
and move on.

- All right, I just wanted
to check on you.

- Thanks, Brandon.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm really excited
for tonight

because it's Dustin's
birthday party,

and we're gonna get to meet

all of his friends
and just have a good night.

I really think
you should come.

- We won't sit
nowhere near her.

- Our trip here is
coming to a close rapidly.

And something in me
just doesn't feel right

going to dinner without Nikki.

I don't know why she, like,

gets off
on cutting people down.

- "You're in love with a guy
who doesn't love you."

- Yeah, I don't get it.

- This fight
doesn't change anything.

I will be attending
Dustin's party.

I think I'm just gonna
stay away from Suzi.

- Just come.

And it's not
a win-or-lose thing,

but, in my eyes,
by you not coming, she wins.

- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Down from the Vegas strip
to Miami Beach ♪

♪ Keep the party rocking
and the butts out the seats ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- What's up, fellas?

- Cugines.
What's up?

- Yo, we came back
last night from the club,

and they didn't say one word
about the Saran wrap, bro.

- No, they were arguing!
- Suzi and--yo, it was crazy.

- What?

- Nikki and Suzi
were fighting...

- Over [bleep]
if Trey Songz

has a fountain in front of
his [bleep] house or not.

Bro, bro.

- That's some groupie--
that's some groupie [bleep].

- Bro, bro.

- Yeah, they were, like,
all going face-to-face.

- Wait, they were
deadass fighting over

if Trey Songz has a fountain?
- That's what started it.

- Supposedly Suzi was like,

"You never been flown out
to Calabasas!"

Like...
- I'm dead.

That's the stupidest fight

I ever heard of
in my entire life.

What are they gonna be
fighting over next?

T-Pain's garage?

- Hi, Derynn.
- Good morning.

- This girl's glowing
all of a sudden.

- She's, like, the nicest girl
in the house now.

- Ricky actually said--
I saw him today.

He said, "Tell Derynn I got
one of my collars for her

"from the show so that
she can take it home to--

back to the East Coast."

both: Collars?
- Yeah.

'Cause, you know, we wear
the cuffs and the collars?

all: Oh.

- Oh, he said,
"LOL, I'm so serious too.

Gotta let her know
who her stripper is."

- Damn.
- Wow.

Oh.

So this boy does
still wanna see me.

I think I have butterflies.

Maybe--maybe he is, like,
a match made in heaven for me.

- Are you guys cool now?

Did you guys
talk it out with Suzi?

- No.
- Not really.

- Kinda just, like, let's
let it blow over for tonight.

- When Suzi's all quiet
the next day

and you can't find her,

she's guilty of being Boozy
Suzi from the night before.

- Yes.

- It's Dustin's birthday.
We don't wanna be rude.

- There's one thing
that I do know.

Tonight is not the night
for any pettiness.

There will be no fountain talk.

This is Dustin's birthday.

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- They're [bleep] working.

- What time you guys
working till?

- 2:00.
- 2:00.

- Just lets us take off today,
bro.

- Me, Brandon, Suzi,
and Antonio,

we have to work tonight.

The idea I gotta work
when my roommates are partying,

that's miserable.

- Yo, let's go get ready
for the b-day party, kids.

- Let's do it.

- So are you gonna
check in with Nikki?

- Yeah, I hope she's okay.

- ♪ And I can't
stop dreaming ♪

♪ ♪

- You ready?

- Where is my ChapStick?

- Does this thing
smell like onions, bro?

I'm not kidding.

- No.
- Does it?

- For real?
- For real.

- All right, let's go.
- We're ready?

- Yeah.
- [sighs]

I really don't
wanna go to work,

but with all, like,
the [bleep] and everything

on like the big day
and the big party,

I'm, like, ready
before everyone.

I just wanna get the [bleep]
out of this suite.

- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Have fun.
- We'll see you later.

- Bye.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- You hear about what happened?

- I heard their version.
Now what's your version?

- No, we just--
we were out partying,

having a good time,
and we worked.

We came back home,
and it's, like,

we were walking in,
and Suzi goes,

"You're psycho"
or something like that.

And I was like,
"Shut up,

and stop making
comments like that."

And then she said,

"And that's why
you're so in love

with a man
that doesn't want you."

[dramatic music]

- What?
Jesus.

That's a low blow.

I don't know
exactly what happened,

but it doesn't feel good
for me to see Nikki upset.

Yeah, what a [bleep]
weird thing to say.

Right now, I'm really happy

with the place
I'm in with Nikki.

This seems comfortable,
seems normal, seems natural,

so I don't want Nikki to
take everything so personal.

You can't listen to that.

Why are you crying now?
It's over.

Who cares what that girl said?
- [sniffling]

- Come on.

[laughs]
So dramatic.

[Photronique's
"Settle That Final Score"]

- I'm dramatic?
- Yeah.

- Suzi--honestly,
I feel like she--

like, she just doesn't get it.

Pauly and I, I feel like
we've grown our relationship

so much from where it started.

That part is
what matters to me.

Like, I'm happy I'm in
a good place with Pauly.

- Do you?
- Nah.

- Sure?

- [laughs]

- I like your hair.

- You do?
- Yeah.

- ♪ I only wanna
win in the end ♪

♪ So I'm gonna settle
that final score ♪

- Dustin!

- It's gonna be the biggest
night here at Drai's.

- Let's do it!
I don't have enough hands!

- Nikki and I, we built it up
all the way to this.

- ♪ I pull up in that coupe,
it be, like, skrrt, skrrt ♪

♪ Skrrt, skrrt ♪

♪ Gotta get it ASAP,
yeah, we put in park ♪

- Time for work.
- Time to clock in!

- Good to see you guys.
- What's up, how you doing?

- It's the final night.
Are we ready?

- Oh, my God.
- Ready to go.

This is our last shift
at Drai's.

This job is important to me.

I wanna get hired next season,

so we're about to throw it down
for the boss.

- Okay, we have to get Dustin's
birthday presentation ready.

We need to get letters with his
name, make sure we have those.

Make sure the light sticks
are all bright enough.

- What about this?
- Let's see--that's set.

- ♪ Wherever you are ♪

- Let's do it!

- ♪ And boom to this ♪

- B-Lashes!
- Wow!

- B-Lashes!

[bleep] those ones in.

- It's our last night
in Vegas.

Yesterday was crazy.
A lot went down.

- Uh-oh, look who it is.
[laughs]

- Hey, Trey,
do you have a fountain?

- [laughs]

- But we cannot have that
ruin Dustin's birthday,

so let's just forget about that
and have a good time.

- ♪ Get on that dance floor ♪

[Midi Mafia's "Ayeyo"]

- Hey, babe.

- You know.
It's [bleep] work.

- Brandon!
Brandon!

He's coming!

♪ ♪

- Did you get enough for me?

You're not even getting it
in there.

- You're on your own, brother!

Let's go, reload.
Come on, he's here.

He's here.
Dustin's here.

Dustin!

[yelling]

- I'm so excited for Dustin's
birthday party tonight.

Happy birthday, boss!

He's my boss,

but also happens to be
a very good friend of mine.

It's the biggest party
in Las Vegas.

- Happy birthday, my dude!
- Thank you, brother.

- I love it.
[laughs]

- ♪ Las Vegas ♪

- ♪ Las Vegas ♪
Hey, Vinny.

- No, no, no!

I think me and Vinny's
relationship,

when it comes to, like, how we
interact with each other,

it's super physical,
and, like,

we act like
we're in grade school.

I love that.
It makes me comfortable.

This is what
I've been looking for.

[upbeat music]

- This is exactly what I'm
needing to get out of my funk.

The night's going so well.

Everybody's
having a good time.

You can feel the love.

Damn.
[laughs]

- Hey!

- Oh, Vince.

- So Ricky had two shows
tonight,

but he's at Drai's for me.

- I've never had a guy,
honestly,

be so genuine and thoughtful

and just overall dedicated
to me in this way,

because literally, the way that
Ricky is talking right now,

I'm like, "Where are you from?

Where have you been
my whole life?"

- It's official.

Pretty Ricky is
officially my boyfriend.

I am dating a stripper.
Sorry, Dad.

- ♪ Then you know
it's too late for us ♪

♪ To try to get away ♪

- Derynn and Ricky
are official.

What the [bleep]?

- ♪ 'Cause I think
we started something ♪

- Derynn really needed
her cat whacked,

and you know what,
she got more than that.

- ♪ I think we
started something ♪

♪ We started something ♪

- ♪ Shake with your,
shake with your ♪

♪ Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake
with your ♪

♪ Shake with your,
shake with your ♪

♪ Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake
with your ♪

♪ Shake with your,
shake with your ♪

♪ Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake
with your ♪

[Nick Kingsley's "Shake"]

♪ Shake! ♪

♪ ♪

- Guys, can someone
grab the Drainees for me

and send them up to the mezz 2
service well, please?

- What's going on?
- Go up to the kitchen.

- To the kitchen?

- Missy calls us up,

and being that
I come from this industry,

you know, working at the mecca
in Las Vegas,

this was a once in a lifetime
opportunity,

and I wanna make sure
I do well

and I did good by Drai's,

so I'm a little nervous
right now.

- All right.

Missy, you wanna tell them
anything about...

- You guys did awesome tonight.

Like, I was, like,
actually impressed.

Like, you guys
were just working,

I didn't have to
yell about anything.

I just saw you running back and
forth and doing your thing,

and you guys are doing great.

- We did an amazing job
tonight,

and that just, like,
feels really good,

because he legitly thought
we were the regular bussers.

So we must've been
doing a good job.

- We still have some, you know,
talking to do

about whether we're gonna hire
you guys on full-time or not,

but you have completed
the full program,

and I'm very impressed
with you guys and the work.

And, because of that,

you guys are gonna come down
and party with me tonight.

[cheering]

- I am so hyped.

It is my last night in Vegas.
Partying, like--

I'm ready to just throw on
these clothes real quick

and get downstairs
and start to turn up

with all my suitemates.

Oh!

[cheering]

["Pony" playing]

- Whoo!

- Dustin decided to book

Ginuwine at
his birthday party.

This is sex music live
if I ever heard it.

[indistinct chatter]

- ♪ Let's do it ♪
- Oh.

- ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪

- Ginuwine sings "Pony,"

which is the male stripper
national anthem.

- [laughs]

- ♪ We gonna get nasty ♪

- God bless America.

- [screams]

- ♪ First we'll show and tell ♪

- [yells]

- [screams]

- This is baby-making music.

Everybody's in their feelings;
people are boo'd up.

There's some sexy,
sexy vibes.

And I'm--I'm just...

- ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪

♪ My saddle's waiting ♪

♪ Come and jump on it ♪

- Something about that song,
man.

It gets you horny.

- ♪ Jump on it ♪

- Whoo!

- Thank y'all, love y'all.
We good.

- ♪ Yeah, one time we gonna
give it to you like this ♪

- This night is something else.

You could actually feel
the good vibes

and the energy in the air.

- Pauly and I are on a high,
and, at this point,

we just wanted to
get to the suite faster.

If you know what I'm saying.

[bleep].

And I feel like--
it's kind of, like,

the silver lining
to all of this,

because I guess you can say

we've been through [bleep].

But being able
to overcome that

and knowing the place
that we're in right now,

it just brings me back to

how much I know
I feel comfortable with him.

It's just...

the cherry on top
of everything, I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Yo, where's
Pauly and Nikki at?

- Well, it was really nice
to meet you.

Thank you so much.
Get home safe--ah.

- Shut up.

- Nikki and I,
we've come a long way.

When she came into the suite,
she wouldn't even talk to me.

Day by day, Nikki and I
are getting closer and closer.

We built it up
all the way to this.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ay-yi-yi.

- [laughs]

I'm very nervous for taking
a step right now with Nikki,

but we have been transparent.

We're letting everything
happen naturally.

And this thing
happened naturally.

Nikki and I are
in a great place right now.

- Are you tired?
- No.

- No?
- You are?

- ♪ I don't need
no side chick, no ♪

- ♪ My queen, my team,
my wife ♪

♪ No schemes, but the cream's
always rising ♪

- I'm--I'm blushing.
I'm happy.

I'm--there's--
it's just the good-byes,

and what better way to end
our Vegas trip than this?

- ♪ You don't know it ♪

♪ My girl, if you holla,
you broke it ♪

♪ Don't provoke me,
I'm not soft ♪

♪ And it's still
about my business ♪

♪ So I keep it
like a boss, yo ♪

♪ You the best time,
you the best wine ♪

- [laughs softly]

- ♪ My obsession ♪

♪ Shorty so real,
she got me so addicted ♪

♪ Yeah, she got me focused ♪

♪ But I'm still about
my business ♪

- Oh, my God.

- It is the last day here,

and we have
our work to do with Dustin.

- Your job is to sell the party

but it's not to party.
It's a fine line.

- Saying bye to Ricky

is not the easiest thing
to do right now.

- You should, like,
stay an extra few days here.

- I hope I didn't
just screw everything up.

- Where do we go from here?
- Where do you wanna go?

Last time you said,
"Let's take it slow."

Last night wasn't
really taking it slow.